The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Boys are Back in Town!

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

Jay mocks Thin Lizzy and Bobby starts a bagel debate!

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Finn Lizzy and something else. You left. Fin Lizzy and something else. Fin Lizzy, love Fin Lizzy. Yeah. Yeah. Big Fin Lizzy guy. Not a big one. I don't know.

He's a big one. Good segue here. You know who ruined Fin Lizzy for me was Bill Barr. We were driving back. It was making me nervous. We were driving back from the stress factory one night. I think I opened a form and drove out there and He was still selling his like first CD. This is where built you know, I mean it was like a half empty We had to sell your city like a gypsy

Vos still does it you still does he stands over them fan down. It's like, hey, man. I don't have a CD player What do you want me to do with this? Yeah, what do you want me to put it in? Sign it for why? I'm gonna use it to keep birds away from my car. Yeah, I'm gonna use it. Actually, what you need to use it for is when your windows are iced over,

a CD case is a good window scraper. Doesn't scratch your window. You really get some chop at it. Then there was a lot of CDs in my car. Yeah, Burr, we were driving back and the song came on, Boys were back in town, and it just killed because it really is like me and the guys sure are crazy. It really sounds like we were talking to say about guys in Fonzi jackets that aren't that tough. And Ricky was always holding some dice. And if you wanted to get knocked out you better not mess with Jimmy.

Yeah, Kirk and Ruin anything. And it's like wow they really are a bunch of lame dickheads talking. It was like you know it was like early two-pock being like thuggy and it was like you're an art kid and then he just started like getting into actual violence to make sure he... But listen to the words it really like these guys suck. I don't ruin them for me. Fucking pussy. Dude, the rocker.

Man, them cats, she was crazy. One of them was smooching a girl. Another one grabbed someone's butt and got a new fight. One of them went on their motorcycle after a beer. One of them got beat up by Godfrey! Hey, I'm gonna keep writing lyrics to this. Keep going though. Damn.

I'm always back. I'm so much bullshit. I love going to go left to here, too, but okay? Yeah, that's the high fidelity sound You know that's my boyfriend Patrick went to jail for 30 days for robin of five in dime locally It was a non-violent crime and some of these guys I heard even smoke pot Man, Ferdin was always rolling his own cigarettes man that cat was crazy Hey I Stink it sucks so much

Fill up and up and lift the bag of duty one old man. Good garson steps man those cats were crazy You sure couldn't even stop them Johnny barely went to school and when he didn't pay much attention. Spread the word! Those annoying guys are back! Oh they suck. I hate you. I'm fucking a kids day and a- And the rocker steaks do. I like that song.

That's the same shit We're rockers and rulers we like starbursts Man remember the time Georgie punched out that guy. Oh those cats were crazy That guy oh those catch for crazy Sometimes we don't even pay for our food we got some Chinese food and we dined and dash oh those catch for crazy That's what bird did to me in a car. I was like, God damn it. God damn it this sucks. I'm a realist. I'm a realist. I'm a realist. Oh fuck. I'm having trouble, Jay.

Yes. I'm having trouble, buddy. I'm having trouble with... I'm having trouble telling my mom just how much I love her. Okay. What? Well, you know what? She makes you crazy.

That's what moms do. Sure. She says, you know, you'll call her crazy. That's what moms do sure. She says you know caller enough You know what make her happy? Well, she says you know what she really wants she wants What you think most moms watch she would want you to put a neon sign up in Times Square that says her name Well, that's crazy how much I love you and how you the best mom ever. That's crazy. I love that money. I kick it I'm your mother suffering from something that you would crest something so insane. Listen, you can't do that. Since you can't do that, guess what? I got the answer from Mother's Day.

Go see my friend Steven Singer. The friends with him I hate that guy. I hate everybody. I hate Steven Singer. That guy. His brand new neon green 24-carat dipped rose will light her up. This is his first year with their brand new neon color roses. Her friends will be green with envy, and you know,

that's what you want in the neighborhood. You just want a bunch of envious middle-aged women with freckles on their breasts. Better than yellow with jaundice. Yes, neon green, 24-karat dipped Rose. It's the only Rose that lasts forever. Just like your mom's love. Steven's famous gold dip roses,

collection stutterably, just $59 and ships for free in his premium gift box with a personalized mother-gate card. Her love will last forever, for sure, but your mother herself will eventually be involved. Yeah, but you can take this rose and put it on the casket. That's absolutely good, and it'll live on forever. Forever. On a pile of dust and bones probably after a few months, but that's tomorrow's problems That's tomorrow's problems you have to worry about but today for Mother's Day It has a full lifetime guarantee unlike your mom

It's all included in the free right now go to iHateStevenSinger.com Steven singers julars. That's iHateStevenSingers.com Singer dot com Steven singers juler's that's I hate Steven singers dot com He's so good. Oh man, Jay. I like y'all I hate Steven singer Singer and I like y'all Y'all I was thinking about this boy Jay really made me He's made me nervous. You scared me. You did so good. You're a little round cheeks. I was playing with you I thought we were doing a nice little volley there, man. You're the best. Oh, Bobby got through a whole re by himself

Oh, he was crazy. Oh That Bobby's crazy Remember that time you hit a mailbox with a baseball bat. Oh, you was crazy Yeah, remember that time your mom died. We took that rose up put on a basket and last forever Mom died, we took that rose out and put it on the casket and last forever. Wow! Oh, the cat was crazy. She was crazy. Your mom sure was crazy.

Your rose was crazy. Remember, our friend Vinnie had sex with your mom? That really caused a rift in the gang. Oh, man. Man, then cat was crazy. Vinnie fucked my mom. Yeah. Oh, Jesus.

She didn't tell you? No, she didn't tell me. Yeah, you can't put that on Vin yeah, you can't put them in Vinnie You can't put that on Vinnie I think they'll be just wants us to make fun of their dicks. Can I show you something that made me laugh so hard, Bobby? I hope it's a dick Take a look at this. Yeah. Oh my god. You imagine my dick made that noise now I know why you're like whitefish salad That's what fish does buddy that's what fish does buddy uh...

keep a good thing i just sent you christmas you see this might be all over the internet and i'm late to the game but it really made me laugh the outdating of children shows and what they did you see mr rogers thing really cracked me up now mr rogers turns out anti-trans super against it in fact it's a pretty firm one in the sand, Mr. Rogers. Are you sure? Christine, if you could please. Are you sure? He was pretty nice.

You'd think, right? Yeah. Our fancy on the outside. Some are fancy on the inside. Yes sir. Everybody's fancy. Everybody's fine. Your body's fancy. And so is mine. Boys are boys from the beginning. If you were born a boy, you stay a boy. Girls are girls right from the start. Preach. You were born a girl?

You stay a girl. Fun buttock. To be a lady. Everybody's fancy. Everybody's fine. Your body's fancy. And so is my fucking hateful. So should a girl.

She's going to be a girl. She's going to be a boy. She's going to be a boy. Back that up her team. Did I just hear that right? That's right. She said she's going to be a right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right It's starting to make mix of poppy and sesame. Yeah, that's what started it. It started cashtreading our boys. I don't have the power. It started justifying up our men, making them ladies. Hey, let me get an egg bagel and an everything bagel.

What's happening? I want all those different spices on my bagel. I want everything on my bagel. Whoa! That's why poppy doesn't look like everything bagel. I like one flavor, one flavor bagel at a time. I don't want everything again. I don't want this melting pot of flavors.

Go ahead, all these girls can be mamies. Balls. I mean, this guy. Balls, dude. It was Alex Jones. Mr. Rogers. Me, me, where I was wearing a trans sweater. I mean, it's wearing an apron.

Nice, man. And dad, he's can be mommy's too. Haha. This is my only girls can be the mommy's. Only boys can be the daddy's. This is better than Thin Busy. You have to play inside. It makes more sense.

This makes more sense. Your body's fancy and so is... Wow. I mean. By the way, is that a joke that the name of a Michael J. Fox movie is called Still? Is that a joke? What? That's coming out? I think it's a legit documentary. It's called Still. Yeah. Oh, sure.

It's mean. You're reading the whole title. I think that's it. He sure? Still. Yeah. Get it? Yeah.

Do get it. Because you know, he can't be still. Okay, you're gonna go. It's a horrible disease. He's not crazy. I know him. He's a horrible disease, dude. This is not stupid.

Oh, did you get back to the future? You think it's so funny? Oh, God. The guy can't be still. Oh, that's funny to you I'll hear you I got a Jesus Jacob. Okay, okay my God Makes me happy why You got a poor guy. Oh, he's doing the sticks No, that's not him. Yeah, that was him. He got a chump 15 times

Are you telling me that you build a time watching back to the future? Apple original movies. This is a documentary. It's a trailer for still Michael J J Fox's movie that he's doing he looks good No, no He actually does look good. Yeah I mean he's a lot of movies look at that. Oh, I love them That's him that's our star. I want this job. I can do I'm trying'm trying to think of a movie Michael J. Fox movie. I didn't like the ghost one Was that terrible? It was it wasn't good. Wait, remember the he's like hunting He was already getting sick at that point

I think it's the thing they would I'm trying to remember my stepop love the movie The secret of my success terrible. No, I when he and the one and the one where he the drama with him and keep her suddenly is all fucked up That's a freaky good move. What is that? Isn't that a bright lights big city? Isn't that like the American psycho guy made that to I think something like that But that was a good movie. Yeah, he was what is that above that? Oh dog belly over a million a million point one Congratulations Oh dog belly over a million a million point one point one Congratulations Moving and shaking I should probably get that bad judy from making fun of a documentary called still about a guy with Parkinson's

You know what I'm gonna straight face this whole thing Christine, please I'm sorry Michael. I'm sorry Michael J. Fox. I apologize. It seems like a nightmare, but I probably have it too. So, move over on the bed, because she's got to take care of my jiggly ass, wrist, my life. How funny, baby? I'm not saying what if I have Parkinson's?

That's a lot of parts moving, man. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha.

Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha now you're six. Move over on the bed, because she's got to take care of my jiggly ass rest of my life. How funny, baby? I'm gonna say, what if I parking soon?

That's a lot of parts moving, man. I'm coming down to flicking apparition, just fucking. Dude, we both get Parkinson's from these shakes. I'm kidding. You gotta play the rest. Sometimes I'm kidding. And his wife is still with him. You gotta, I mean, that's pretty amazing.

Yeah. Yeah, her eyes are Google. of the time. I'm kidding. And his wife is still with him. You gotta, I mean, that's pretty amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Her eyes are Googled. Don would leave me in five seconds. Yeah. No, why is usually a stay husband's usually leave? Well, of course. Why would you stay? Christine, you're fucking dead didn't leave. You just started banging her cousin.

Car. After she was dead. Uh, well, wink, wink. You're what? What happened? Oh, yeah, her Christine, although she's from the beach and wants you to think she's from a high-fluten area Sure.

Just some trash family of cousin fuck West. Oh, that's crazy. That's a John Wayne type. What they, she's old West rules. Was that like a family thing? Like you have to take care of the family? They certainly didn't fuck. They certainly didn't fuck the war.

It's in the Bible. Which one, the original? No, the Armenian Bible. Oh yeah, for the Armenian, that's okay. Yeah, it's the same in the Bible. Just one is like a scroll, the Armenian Bible. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's the picture of a razor. just one that's like a scroll. The Armenian Bible? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's the picture of a razor.

Yeah. They don't really like when you joke about it. What? The Bible. No, no, them being married. Fucking your cousin? Being, you know, being released. He did.

Did people joke about it a lot? Me and my step sister do. Really, to them? Yeah. You point at them? No, just like a cousin. You're related. Ah, ah, ah, ah, you fucked your first cousin. Yeah, they

definitely. You think they didn't fuck it all until your mom was gone. They didn't. It was where she lived like a hundred miles southeast of us. And I really feel well, it turns out there's two blonde guys with glasses that would walk 500 miles from us. I think they're dad things. You see that's an old West John Wayne guy. He'd walk for 100 miles probably. He probably had a horse, too. You can get pussy five times for that.

My cousin, my cousin got married like six months after my mom died and I think they kind of like reconnected at the funeral and I believe that's when she told him that she was getting divorced. So she happened to be divorcing her husband of like 25 years. They fuck like Sonny Cullion at the funeral. That's the funeral probably, right? I don't know if they fucked at the funeral but very quickly after that.

Like that's for sure what it's for. Like hours later? Who knows? Probably. Yeah. I was excited. It was very happy for my dad to have a a wife that wasn't happy You were happy he was distracted so you can go do Christ knows what in the streets

They'll winking each other over the casket. Yeah She would warrant this she would want to what what I'm gonna do to you So you don't say if you don't mean it so that's your your what is she to you? Second on she's my second cousin, but my mom's first cousin. So your dad is with your aunt. Pretty much, yeah. And do you have to, she treat you like a mom? Oh no.

No, but we have a good relationship now. She hits her. She doesn't. She talks about sex. They talk about sex. How they do? No, he don't. He talks.

They go to bridal stores together and then They're very nice people. And model things. They're like Christians that listen to country music. The gypsies? No, Christians. Oh, sorry. Potato potato, dude.

Potato potato. Do they have like a little- Did you get religious? Yeah. No. Really? More of that happened. More of that happened with my stepmom.

She made him religious? Yeah, it was about my mom was always the religious one. Did my dad, my dad got that too. My dad would say he's like religious, but this is my stepmom bully to him. You guys have dads? Uh, sort of yeah. That's awesome. You have a mom.

I know, mom's like fucking cool. I got her a neon green rose from Steve and the singer. Oh nice. Yeah. she'll die with that You will be on our casket and then I'm gonna fuck a cousin Unfortunately my unfortunately my mom's passed away great news though. I'm gonna get the fuck one of my cousins I'm gonna get her with that rose neon green rose from Stephen singer available right now and I hate Steven singer dot com get your That's green rose that's Steven singer saying fuck you mom I can't afford a time-square billboard make do with this rose you bitch somebody who loved just died

You want to fuck a cousin? Self-a neon green. That's funny because what I would have problems with her like I would call like her Sister and her dad to complain about like what she was doing as a stepmom. Yeah. And it would be on my side. What was that? I want to write 700 verses of that thin, lizzy song The Boys Are Back. I can get out of my head more things I want to say that real tough guys don't do.

It always sucked. You better watch out. These guys are do-wapping down the block. Man, you better not throw anything in their fire. They sing around. And if you want to fight one of them, mate, you want to go down the deli and get yourself some white fish shower and put on everything, Bagu.

Let's go, because we're back in town. The boys are back. We went down the store for a nosh. Oh, McGillicunny you are favorite food. We had a couple of hot dogs and man some of us didn't even pay Those guys were crazy Fucking ruined black loot thoughts on his family's You're right what happened I was coming up to get some social cuz I was oh yes, I'm some so sure Thank you. Love it. Thank you. So, oh, yeah, let me know I got this little nifty light There are any good calls guys want to fuck us whoa? Oh, that top it's about Lou says never had white fish make fun of my penis in person this weekend

hmm do you think that's a sexual invite a guy well he said penis could be trans does it mean anything Christine whoa hello Mrs. Rogers Very religiously Sure Oh Girls are the mommy's hand And boys have the penis You can fight your cousin when she's dead I Could have a black child.

Yeah, really? I mean, I could. You could. You could. Go ahead. If she was able to carry a child a term. If it didn't turn into a fossil. Yeah, her body's probably.

Her body's probably. Oh, my God. If I could came out like a set of keys in the toilet. Hey, honey. Honey, I just had a baby. Christine's body absorbed at least a basketball team's worth of black children. I did you really? Not at once.

Not at once. Not at once. Not at once. Not at once. Not at once. Let's see what people surprisingly want to talk about their bagels more than they want me and Bobby to make fun of their dicks. Let's take a call. Let's take a call.

Let's take a bagel call. I don't want to make fun of this guy's penis. He wants to be made fun of him person. These people just want to talk about their bagels. Let's talk about a bagel. Let's talk about a bail. Let's bring a bag. You're right. You're right. Well, here's the thing. It's all for me, right?

They're all against the everything bagel. Shannon says she has pre-packaged barbecue tuna at a grocery store. I'm curious if that means you just mix that with mayo and it turns pink. Shannon, you're on with the bond. Sorry. Crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle. Crackle crackle. Crackle. Crackle.

We're doing good. So I'm not trying to do it. You're tick is stupid. Yeah, how much weird. You have a stupid, you have a stupid ugly dick. Yeah, grab it for me. Yeah, why is the vein so big? Okay, I can take that.

Yeah, why is the blood green in your vein? We're your balls. Oh, God. They're ridiculous. It's disgusting. Your balls are so stupid. Why is the blood green in your vein your balls? Oh god ridiculous Disgusting balls are so stupid You have dog balls Yes, right shenan the pre-packaged barbecue tuna is it let me ask this is it a can or is it one of those like packs like a space food pack

So it's one of those so StarCus to make these it's called Tune Creations. So they're like pre-packaged in one of those with like different flavors. Yeah. I'm not gonna trust that. They were popular at the food pantry. I volunteer. Well now we feel bad. So you have lemon pepper, there's buffalo. Give it to your local bum. I'm not eating. Oh, you're trying to give me bump food. Yeah, it has a tuna and a bag that will last forever almost like a Steven Singer rose. You know what, you know what, your mom this, I get us some honey barbecued sardines tuna bag of tuna and a I hate Steven Sengah neon green rose. Oh, I mean, uh,

the I don't want to tempt you with bag tuna. No, thank you, sweetie. Todd, I can't. It is. It's hot. Yeah, you dick is weird. You dirty little piece of shit with your stupid dick. Yeah.

I think I brought, I think I brought one home for my boyfriend to try and he said it wasn't bad. I don't remember what it was. Oh, tell him his dick sucks too. Yeah, his dick is weird. Thomas takes the shittiest. Yeah. Little curled up with another shit. Call a tuner eater and say you dick is weird for us. And buy one of these bags of tuna and slap across his face. Don't know what it means. Can I call you guys to get him out of jail after that? Is he in jail? No, no, no. I know he's going to go to jail for killing us. No, no, no, I'm saying. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Who's in jail? I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, know. No, no, no. Christine's following. But they're just a straight, hickory, smoked tuna. So if you didn't want to get all sciencey and figure out that special age and age.

Yeah, but you can't have tuna. Can I say something? You can't have tuna that's in a bag for years. Like, it's fish. Isn't it like better than the cans? I thought that's just like high end tuna. What? I think it's... It's not better.

You both just said that no This is like the new and improved tuna. No, no Jacob you would eat back tuna Man this cat is crazy Someone said Jacob would only eat some big resmooth tuna. He made the bag. Oh that cat was so crazy Telling all the old men fuck off. Yeah, can you take it? I'll mail in some cookies and some tuna creations for you. Oh, it was a Shannon Shannon. Yeah, it is. Oh, what's up, darling? How are you? She makes great cookies.

She's good for you. Very excited to see you when you come back with skein. Absolutely. Yeah, no, Shannon's awesome. She makes cookies all the time. And not weed ones. She makes also good ones. No, no, just delicious ones, oftentimes. Oh, well, she has short hair. She has very short hair like a zool. And it's awesome. Oh, yeah, look at beautiful. Here she goes, there goes Aryan.

You know what I found out about Shannon. She's a gun instructor and she wants to take us all shooting. Yes, shit ton of guns. Let's do that. I was asked to choose my destroyer. I said Shannon from Boston. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't.

I, in Massachusetts, you need to take a class before you get a proof for gun license. And so it's usually like four or five hours of classroom time and five hours on the range. So I used to be one of the instructors on the range. New York, it's 18. All that with that stupid ugly dick of yours. Yeah, you did do the second gun. Shannon, we love you. Thanks for calling.

Oh, yeah, no problem. That's for me and my boyfriend met, too. So the gun range, 23 if you ever want to. That's how fuck you are. Yeah, it's a cool way to meet somebody. Yeah, the gun range. Yeah, you met a past the background, Chefs, you know? Yeah, you met old bullet dick at the gun range. It's a old bullet cock.

Yeah, punch him in the dick forest later Kick him in the balls punch him in a dick bite his nip slap his face with a bag of tuna. Yeah, he'll know what it means Don't sell don't ever sell just walk away then Thank you so much. It was great. Watched it multiple times But couldn't really remember everything from when I thought like so, but it was fantastic again. Shannon's going to definitely come down when we do. Should we say what our, have you ever outwardly said our thoughts on what we're going to do

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Yeah. Now the Dan's going to be in zipline. Yeah. We get so much fun toys. Yeah. How many times a Dan company has? God Dan was really holding back our adventures. Dude, we're going to go horseback riding. Sometimes a Dan company house. God Dan was really holding back our adventures. Do we're gonna go horseback riding?

He's gonna go, hey Jay, how's the bond fire? And I'll go, oh it was good. Oh, we parasailed last week. What? Did you know that you can broadcast from parasailing? Man, she had it fucking rules. Anybody else want their dick made for us? Do to see what louis and calis said everything big where i live is called multi-cultural bagel and i don't know if he's

joking or if that place is actually calling no way no louis take the call you're right that's just something louis low yes that's true i don't call it that personally but there is that uh... two bagel shops that they renamed it from everything bagel to multi-cultural bagel. And if you go in there and say, I would like to, everything bagel, they will correct you and call it a multi-cultural bagel. Can you go in there and go, I want the all white bagel with white tuna?

Yeah, white fish salad. Did they kick you out? And when they call your number, could you just happen to make it a sea kyle instead of a hand raise? One white bagel please. Here in California is this. Oh, if your white supremacist,

you may have blown you. Is that why you're asking for a seat? But part of California is this. Oh, wait, was it one're asking You did I blow you Hey man you dick is awful by the way by the way Louis go fuck you fuck your dick so much yeah We call you dick and everything bagel Okay Yeah, but it's not the best I would send you a picture is kind of gross

I guess but I don't know how the are you guys just going to guess on how gross my dick is not a good I'm not a good domination guy because as soon as he said that I was like no I'm sure it's fine I'm so bad at it I thought I was gonna be good and he was like yeah it does suck it's all ugly and weird I'll send you a picture so I'll do shirts for it we both have a medium dick self-esteem we can't play this game. I wish my dick was beautiful so I could do this for real He's like it actually is pretty shitty. Go so's mind dude. Fuck this game. Hey dude my my helmet shiny I know it's only buddy that fit bit bring us in the next call Where are you? We need you You'll fit bit. I'm drowning out here produce fit bit fit bit where you at you know that I control

I'm drowning out here produce Fitbit Fitbit where you at you know how to control I'm spinning over here. I'm spinning Fitbit is the best Yo Fitbit we gotta get one for Lou. What's Lou? Oh Man, I mean, it's gotta be obviously a Pearl Jam player something about Scally cap call sign Chantix. Oh Chantix is not bad like that call sign Chantix. Oh Chantix is not bad like that Call sign chantix. Oh man Could we call how about how about call sign stupid? STO PIT exactly stupid. You know stupid. Where are you man stupid?

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