The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Burnouts?

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

Jay wants to steal a premise from Howard Stern and create a "Wack Pack." The idea is to assemble a group of Bonfire fans that are outrageous, loyal, and may have a disability. Mike Finoia and the callers try come up with a name and members of this possible gang of fanatics. Jacob tries to help using ChatGPT. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly We were I'm gonna find you, I swear I'm gonna find you One of these nights One of these things We were... Three? Coming together as one right there That was beautiful, that was beautiful harmony I was so nervous you were gonna open up with something else What?

Nothing What? Nothing Who do you think I was going to open with? I thought you were going to come out with your desires for the show. The new... Oh, as far as the subject. Well, the new format would be cool. No, it wouldn't be a whole new format.

Sounds like a good format. I just think it's inviting some interesting things to the show. Nobody wants to talk about this. The elephant in the room. The tiny elephant. White. things to the show. Nobody wants to talk about this. It's the elephant in the room. A tiny elephant. White. That can move mountains.

A tiny white elephant that I think we should invite onto the show. Stir the pot a little bit. Get some conflicting opinions going out there. And I'm a devout follower of their social media, Facebook particularly. Bobby's against it. No, I'm not against anything. I just, you know, you have to go through instincts in life. You know, like if I'm walking down the street and I see a bunch of guys that look a little,

hey man, I might just go another way. Just instincts kick in and say, hey, it could go good, it could be fine, but why take the chance? Here's what I say to you. I cross the street, but I still walk by it because I want to see the problem happen. I just don't want to be part of it. Yeah, but you.

And we can do this. Look at. With my ideas. I know that you have the ability to do this. I know that you, I in you. So do you I don't know if I do you do I don't know I told you dude. I don't know if I I do I would need all Gears available to fill this off You think first and sixth gear are gonna be problems in this given scenario if we invite This person to start I feel like their views are not being seen on Facebook enough.

This person I'm talking about. Not by lack of trying. Seven to ten posts an hour on average. Seen by three people too often spam. Starting very early in the day. Starting very early in the day. And it's, it runs the gamut of crazy to nonsense, and I think these views should be seen by more people. Maybe it's justified, maybe it's real. My argument is, we're watching someone rant and rave online. You gotta let them speak their thing. They're putting too much stuff out online. You got to get in space, you got to hear your voice saying these things. You could be extremely right about everything. But online it's looking, you're ramming it out

there and no one's hearing it. You're screaming into a vacuum. So give them a platform. We need to give them a platform to state their case. You guys are tickling my asshole with a feather here. What are you talking about? Anybody got a pen? I'll write it down for Jacob. If we say the name three times, they'll appear. Do not.

No. Don't say it once. Don't half say it. Say it negative three times they'll appear. Do not. No. Don't say it once. Don't have to say it. Say it negative three times. Don't even say the first letter. Okay. Okay. Okay? Now do your, now how does it make you feel? Deep dive. How do you feel about heavily involving them? I mean, no. Now why? Is it because of everything you've read here? That comedy poster? Oh, god. Don't make me laugh.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Don't make me laugh. Ha, ha, ha. This should be happening here on this show. I think. What do you think goes bad about it? I said to Bobby, I called, three-way call by the way, it's Bonfire, Faction Talk, Serious XM 103, Big Jokers, and the great Robert Kelly. Joining us is everyone's America's Amigo. It's Pancho Mike, Mike Fennoy, everybody.

I tried calling Bobby, I couldn't get a hold of Bobby. I ended up calling Mike back at one point because I was reading Christine this person's Facebook and we were having a good old laugh and I'm like yeah me Bobby and Mike always talk about this and then we had a three-way phone call me me, you, and Mike Fennoyer, because Mike's low-stakes-ness, given the idea, like, you don't have to be like, if we invite this into our world,

this doesn't necessarily fall on you. You know what I'm saying? So Mike was all in on this idea, as am I. I'm with Mike. I think this is a great idea, but you're going like, okay, but we're really gonna have to deal with this. I'm just saying that I think this is a great idea, but you're going like, okay, but we're really gonna have to deal with this. I'm just saying that you are playing with something

that you don't understand. I wanna understand it. I know, but I know you wanna understand it, but I don't know if you do. I wanna understand why someone thinks it's a good idea to lay this much of your life out every single day. Who, I'll quote one of my own texts I've written you guys. Who's involved in this much drama on a daily basis?

Well if... Oh man. By the way, against nobody. No one's writing back. There's no online back and forths or bickerings ever. It's pretty wild. Because there's a reason for that. and that's why we should stay away Listen, you should look at the look at the show. So you have you have a 50% stake in saying it's gonna be unanimous. Listen, man I follow you into the fire if you're if you're into maybe you know better than me

I'm not saying I know I'm so we have to find like a talented bum then or something Maybe I know better than we need some better as buddy. We could get I mean There's a lot of crazy people on the streets. Let's go find some people. Yeah, we're gonna get some bad shit people Yeah, let's find some crazies. Let's find a couple why we start somebody with lobster hands Somebody was strange. Yeah, like a like a hair lip. Well, here's strange hands. Yeah, like a hair lip. Wow, here's the problem. I understand that, but this is an audio medium. So what we need is someone who sounds

ridiculous. Or someone who's willing to say ridiculous things. Let's get a gay GOO! Let's get a gay medium from Long Island. A gay Long Island medium? Yes! Come in, the whole voice Yeah, we're gonna piss off a medium though because I really don't believe in it and what I stir scammers

Oh, what if they tell you stuff that is like you like that's holy shit. It will never happen Well, you don't know that well, they pay me to play along I guess I would pay to play. Yeah, I'll pay to play What about what I'm gay for pay and I'll pay for play psychics tournament style for the listeners to like nominate your favorite local whacknut That would be fun on the radio, and they have to send in almost like a submission like a pageant style thing We just need our first character. We need a character. You're the conduit like let them If people are submitting people Well, we're just the platform

We thought we were gonna be a call-based show at one point and kind of in the beginning and then we never took calls So in the very beginning we had a few characters kind of recurring and never shut the fuck We That's why you never took a call in the beginning never we had the Brad we had Brad who was mad at us He got mad at us for making fun of his voice and then there was like a Jill from Long Island was another way I was writing in a bunch and and They were great And then we just kind of stopped like the on show interacting with fans very much

Which is fine the nature of the show and it's just comics like sitting here and laughing together and talking shit That's absolutely fine. We go to calls, it's the nature of the show, and it's just comics like sitting here and laughing together and talking shit. That's absolutely fine. We go to calls when it's organic, but what's happened with that regard is we've insulated our world a bit here in studio. So we need some characters. You'd like to not open it up to the fans or the calls of the show.

Absolutely. You want to open it to maniacs who could sue us and take this whole show down. I want nothing to do with this. I think if you're able to put it on listening... You guys think we're gonna get sued? I think we might get sued. You think the grand scheme after all of this could end, result in us being sued?

Either way, probably gonna get sued. Sued before food, dude. How fun to open it up, though, to the listeners. To your favorite crazy friend. And you can do send in video. Jacob, let's say a person comes in here. I like the insulation. Think of how good, no, I say you can't live your life like that.

You insulate yourself when you go to Florida. You have to open up your thing. Wouldn't it be fun to have a guy in here who you don't know, like, sometimes he's nice and sometimes he's on bath salts and he's bitten you before. But you have to like, Jay, I'm living here. You don't have to fucking talk about it.

Living on that kind of edge, like, that makes good radio. Yeah, somebody with a weird penis and we make them pull it out every once in a while. Yeah, a guy who sits out here where there's a crazy penis. If we have like a Jonah Falcon guy, the biggest penis in the world guy, I'd be like, oh, dude, just play on your phone every show and just sit in the corner with your cock out.

And it's just like, it's like the Apollo. Every time someone goes by, they have to rub the stump like before they come out. They're like, oh, you go rub the stump. Then people are coming up like, yo, crazy penis are on, dude. I love crazy penis are on. He keeps me listening. Odd third tit, Nancy. I love crazy penis are on he keeps me listening Third tit Nancy. I said I want to have people karaoke when they come in. I think that's a good idea I wish you start that today. Let people guess who the person is. We should start that today

Yeah, we have a guest coming in on the second hour We should maybe start that hey, and then let the callers call and see if they know who it is The call is calling to see if they know it is okay, right? I like and see if they know who it is. Okay. Right? I like that. That's a fun thing. We should start today. That's a really fun bit. All right, so we got the bits. Now we just need some characters.

What do we need? What do you want? What did you watch a documentary on Good Radio? Now, Lou. Intro to characters. DJ Lou, you don't have like a slow-eyed fucking uncle or something? Documentary on Good Radio.

You need characters and you need controversy and you need players of the game. Man Cow showed up in his dream last night. Jay's gonna start wearing sunglasses all the time in the studio. We have to raise our hand to talk. Go ahead, Bobby. Yeah, maybe like- Bobby, do Michael Jordan.

Like sports predictions from an autistic 11 year old or something. We have to do our act. Do marshmallows. I know we could do this, guys. We can make this thing a machine. This is your problem, dude. You seem really stoned last night when you were on this.

Of course. The best part was you go, how high are you? You go, I'm pretty high. I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty high. I was literally on my air mattress just trying to go to sleep. You were doing like tough, quiet home voice. I don't laugh at not funny things when I'm high. I don't laugh at not funny things when I'm high. I don't laugh at not funny things when I'm high.

That's not how it works. What I do is, I'll see things that maybe when I wasn't high, I go, oh, that actually is very, very funny. You guys are cracking me up with, because when you first called, I was very suspicious. You were what? I was very suspicious. What were you?

I was suspicious. Yes, you were. Jay wanted to talk to you so bad, he called you, he clicked back over, he goes, Bobby didn't answer, and then he went, I'm gonna call Bobby back. And then he called you again. Then I called you and you did answer, and then when I clicked over back to put us all together,

you weren't there. You hung up on me. We tried, I said Bobby for two straight minutes, and then I was like, how's this happening, he's on, and then I called back and we did it again, I had to get through I had to get this suit you Now it's very superstitious about that call cuz I was driving and I'm like Guys we're gonna turn the industry on their heads Dude you're playing with fire.

Don't play with me, cause you play with fire. Why? What's the fire? First of all, it's nothing but fire. What's going on? Playing with someone who can move mountains. I don't know, man, listen, I got your back, I'm with you, whatever you want to do, and if you're like, dude, we gotta do this.

No, you said you would think about it over the weekend. I'm going to think about it, definitely. But if you're like, we have to do this, I'm ride or die. You know that. I'm not going to leave you. And I'm not going to not go in on stuff with you. But I'm just, I need to tell you, as your friend, it's a bad idea.

Everybody you've told this idea has been like, Not one person's been into it besides me and Mike, but I will say Then we need to open it up We need some fans who can get in the studio here and like set their pussies or dicks on fire. Yeah, pussie fires, dude That's what I'm talking about. That's what a radio show should be. We're not a podcast. We're a fucking radio show We should be having fun. Yeah, why are we having fun? So lighting pushes on fire is your idea of fun? Yes Can be drawing trans dicks. We've had so much fun on this show. Let's light some pussies on fire We'd like to put some fire guys

If you think you'd be a good wacko for our show and you could tell us why call the number is I never even memorized It's nine eight six six nine six nine 1969 tell us and most importantly Jacob why you'd be a good we can't call it whack pack. It's gotta be trademarked right Let's go the goof troop now. That's gotta be the taken to the shitheads No, no It's gotta be bonfire. Let's think about the kooky campers Cuz of the campers are the kook the kooks the kooks. How about the fire crew?

firecrackers now the How about the fire pussies yeah Bonafide idiots bonafide idiots. That's too much the bonafide idiots Certified all right. We'll work on their name. A to-be-named gathering of strange characters has been popular by Howard Stern. How about we call them strangers? The what? The strangers.

No, that sounds like people breaking your house at night. Chapter one, the strangers. Yeah, we'll get a real amount, the sous-vias of people that are, uh. Yeah, but if we could, we the suvious of people that are Yeah, but we get if we get doesn't we could definitely miss out. I didn't miss it You stopping on it. It's gonna be too obvious Yeah, call in the line the lines are probably Let's suspend this and a girl who a girl who can fart like the national anthem or A girl who can fart like the national anthem or... Oh, fart the national anthem.

Yeah. Or a girl that can hold like a full typewriter under her fat tits. Yeah, the biggest labia. Does it have to be the national anthem? Could it be any like national song? Because I'm happy to hear like, oh Canada as a fart. Oh, someone could fart any country's national anthem. Yeah.

But I will play them side by side. You can't trick me. You can't just, oh, you can't just do a bunch of wacky farts and be like, that's India's anthem. Oh, that's prog. They all kind of sound the same though, don't they? Bum-ba-ba-boo. Bum-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

I can only assume the phone lines are lighting up with crazy people who want to tell us how nutty they are. Dude, what's the thing? Like, like, a log, like, there's gotta be a good name that's fire related for this quack pack of freaks. Wild pack of ass cracks. The melted mushrooms, no the melted marshmellios. The melted marshmellos, so long though.

Not when you say it like that. Whack pack really hits you right in the fucking solar plex, it's great. Yeah. Goof Troop does too though. Yeah it does but it's just Goofy's mystery solving team. How about the cunts? What if we sent the cunts on it on unlike things to sell like the the

And where peck oh, that's mr. Methane. That's whack pack Yes That's my point Howard Stern's done it all but I'll tell you what he doesn't have stop it stop it He doesn't have this. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. He doesn't want this. Huh?

That's too far for him. Oh, he'd want this so good. Nah, I don't think so. No, no, no. I'm absolutely sure. Yeah, nobody. Can I? Yes, what's up?

Bring up something completely unrelated just to try and get your mind off of this crazy decision? Your penis? No. Do you have the biggest penis you're gonna sit with you out on the show? I do not. I was confident.

You know I'm watching Miami Vice. I've said this before, I'm rewatching it as a kid. I loved it. I wanna say also, one thing I've noticed watching the show They don't change their aliases They're Cooper and Burnett for five years straight if you're how does the Colombian drug lords not? Know their names by now. Look don't you change your alias? We've actually talked about this in the show before the al not the alias. No, not the alias particularly, but you're right.

The other issue is like alias, shmaleas. Hey, did the handsomest guy come in in pastel suits with the most chiseled, almost mannequin-looking black gentleman? Those two are unbelievable. I mean, the specimens. People don't know the good-looking cop with an alligator on his boat. He's not popular. I don't know the good-looking cop with an alligator on his boat

He's not popular. I don't know who you're talking about. His name is Cooper goes I am I'm not good with names, but I'll never forget the guy who walked in and turned every head in the place Wearing a pastel suit with white shoes, but then after a murder Sonny just shows up with his badge my favorite He's got to one or Sometimes he wears it on his waist. But the coolest move is when he wears it like a necklace. And you see his big Miami Vice shield walking around in broad daylight at the murder scene.

Sure. And he's still undercover. Yeah. You're thinking someone's watching this from a window. Colombian criminals aren't up in the afternoon. They're only nighttime people. You're right, the show is racist. They're treated Hispanics like fucking idiots.

If you see one during the day, it means it's rabid. Yeah, you can't. You'd think the Colombians are these individual groups that don't communicate. But once they take out the episodic Colombians, no other Colombians know about them. They didn't have cell phones back then either. Yeah, they had to do that.

If you wanted to be like, yo, Kruge, they see him at the motor scene. They have to take a picture and then shake. And even cameras, yeah, the cameras have to be developed, they have to find a photo mat. So a lot of it does go word of mouth. I'm just saying they could have done a far better job word of mouth, looking a little more blended in

than being like the stars of every womb they walk into. There's the best-looking guys in Miami. Oh my god these guys should be movie stars. These guys should be movie stars. They were the only good-looking cops every other cop was just a hunk of shit. When they walk in separate they go oh these guys are two cops and they're together I mean what are the odds these two handsome motherfuckers are flanking the room? Did you watch the one yet when they had Frank Zappa on? They even made Zappa look like a sharp dressed fucking.

I saw that one. The best guess. They just watched the Phil Collins episode. Do we have a thousand people calling up to join the hang gang? Hmm? Hang gang. Let's just come throwing them out there.

Yeah, well you gotta give the number 866-969-1969 if you want to be in the... Wild pack of asscracks. That's not bad. I like that. Oh, the asscrack pack. Asscrack pack. No, you need to keep pack out of it. That's cut stern all over it.

Whackin pack. We just gotta stay within those two. He really, that's the perfect word. Slippery butts. You old fuckers and suckers. Wet, juicy, slut. Wanna go to a few callers? Oh, we have, the calls are going off the hooks. He really that's the perfect word slippery butts. Oh fuckers and suckers wet. What you see Callers, oh we have it's a calls are going off the hooks. Everyone's going nuts. How about this ready? I got it

I got it look. Can you put can you let me hear what the phone lines are sounding like right now? Are they off the fucking what's going things going? Whoa? Hey, I? Got it ready. Oh hang on do we have enough we need to get a secretary Jay yes distinct wrinkles Doesn't look good on a shirt. Yeah, it's a SW. It's it's it's too complicated Yeah, holdings too complicated okay, we got a couple of Okay, we got Tom Staten Island Tom Lay it on us. What's up, boys?

What's going, boys? What is going, Tom? You have a good name for what we call this pack, and are you interested in being a part of it? Do you have a crazy talent or stupidity that we can exploit? Stupidity. No, I got the name of nothing wacky, though. Okay. The Bonfire. I got the name of the wacky though. Okay

Well, do you have good cell service yeah, I think you gotta put another dime in the phone Why did you bail out in the middle of it you gotta go confident when you box when you do it old reference You gotta go confident. Do you got to put another dime in the bay phone brother? Tom I'm not mad at you. I actually heard that Pete Davidson takes most of the day of the holiday at one of them in the bay phone brother dot com on the radio actually heard the pete davidson takes most of the signal instead of what was it again did the job the guy at range or just the same suggestion or them on a great not good

ray i got a better one i think that while i'm thinking about the burn victims nice Now here's the I don't like as we can get a burn victim we could get a burn bigger Well, here's the thing. I don't wanna that could be the original I don't I like I don't like the burn unit Christine. That's what I was gonna say burn I like in there. Why she has a pee in front of her name producer Christine

My po Christine She has a P in front of her name producer Christine no producer Mike put Christine Peace I like you see how confident I did it. Yeah, you did. I know I fucked up. Sorry Bobby. Okay. Thank you Ray Okay, the burn yo that was he bumped it Christine spiked it. I think that's good the burn Let's not lock ourselves into burn you have to lock't have to lock ourselves in anything. I just bought the domain. I just think, burn, was it burn unit? Yeah. I think that's great.

Just a unit full of fucking. I like burn victims. What was it, burn victims? Burn unit, that is nice because both words have four letters. Burn unit. Burn unit, whack pack. Burn unit.

The burn unit. And that's a great t-shirt. Yeah, and they have to get burned to be in it. You gotta go burn. Yeah, we have to, they have to burn a part The burn unit. And that's a great t-shirt. Yeah, and they have to get burned to be in it. You gotta go burn! Yeah, we have to, they have to burn a part of their body. We brand people. Yeah, we have to get a brand of the bonfire logo. And the closer your face is, the better.

Yeah, it's like Yellowstone. We have to put it right in your chest. Look at the phone lines are lightin' up after the burn unit, dude. Well, everyone's also now has a wants to tell how they're gonna now join the To be named officially hold placeholder burn unit And much will try guess it goes. Oh we have Chad on line four. He's calling it from New Hampshire

He's a New Hampshire burn unit member Chad what's your car number? Crackle crackle dude. Do you have an idea for the name or you have something you could do to be part of the Mysterious unit of gang people that we're gonna have. Burn unit. Burn unit. I'm gonna, I'll come in there and I'll set my tubes and ass hairs on fire. Damn!

Okay. I mean, listen. Now, here's my concern is the aftermath smell of burning hair in the studio. Now listen guys, I'm willing to be dangerous. I'm willing to ask for forgiveness than permission on this one. You wanna have a guy come in here

and burn his dick and asshole hair off. Yeah, but who's gonna light it on fire, him or someone? I'll be happy to do it. No, we get another member of the burn unit to bong hit the smoke out of his burning pubes and asshole. Okay. And then he blows it into a fucking college blow tube. No, you gotta inhale it.

Inhale it. And blow it in somebody else's mouth and see how far we can go around the room. Yes. Yes. That's called the smoke stack. Okay. It's called disgusting.

All right, now we're thinking out loud. Isn't that how you get warts? Stop calling out your names for it. These names all stink. Call in with what you wanna do. No, dude, I wanna hear these names. I'll do a line of Chad's Burning ass hair. Yeah, Chad's burning ass hair. So that's a guy who's talking now burn his ass hair and put it Do you have a girlfriend who will come spit the fire out?

So yeah, I could probably find somebody See, that's a winning spirit. Right and we mean spit we mean pee on it If you really want well, I mean obviously Okay now Casey in Long Island's gonna know I want her to say her name for cuz I do thank you Chad We got a girl already this well that could be a guy It's Jason like like you oh, it's Jason It says Casey black Lou, I'm Casey things all white names sound alike Casey what's the name you had? I like this one.

The Bonfire Simps. Now, I'd like to have simp in the title. I'm also digging too because it's double connotation. It's a room full of simps, headlined of course by, well, I guess as always, who's in the race between DJ Lou and Jake. Don't forget our three training days. Huge simp-tard for them right there. headlined of course by, well I guess as always, who's in the race between DJ Lou and Jake. Don't forget our three training days. Huge, simp-tard for them right there. You did too. And then, no, who did I, I simp-tard for somebody.

Ooh, I simp-tard for somebody. Marilyn Manson. It may have been Marilyn Manson. So we're a roomful, it's Christine simps for me. Simp for me. What? Oh yeah, I do simp for her, I guess. Which fucking why?

Because you have nothing. There's no reward. We love Christine, that's why. There's zero reward for her. There's a lot of reward. She does things at the house for you. She holds your hand, she loves you. Oh, that's awesome.

We all take the call, but JT in Salt Lake said to call it the pig pen, and then that's what it said at first, but then he came back on to say I guess to Lou, specify it's because we're all fat fucks. You know what? That hurts. Jacob's not a fat fuck. But he thinks he is now that that was said. That's how crazy Jacob is.

The pig pen. Because you're all fat fucks. Because you're all fat fucks. We're working really hard. What else you got? What else you got? Well, the bonfire sims. The s'mores squad. Because you're all really hard what else you got what else you got Well the bonfire sims I did like the bonfire sims, but it would be something it was like the

Something said, you know the quick what about the last one was Rob. What's Rob saying? I can't read it Rob you there That's far away You Yeah, it's far away. I can't see all the other? You know what? Hang up on Rob. You had your shot, now you're gone, you asshole. Isn't that fun? That's liberating. Yeah. I just wanted him to say it on the air.

I didn't want to bury the lead for him. You dumb dumb. That's great. Yeah, now listen, we'll figure out the... What an idiot. I just... Troy's a great setup. Troy's is cute.

These are like, some of these names look like kickball team names, like come on, this is too cute. Well dude, you gotta start somewhere. You gotta have 100 failures. Burn unit. 100 failures before you have one success. That's somebody who did a lot of commercial That's how they make you not kill yourself when you're auditioning for commercials that you realize you never wanted to do to begin with No, that's somebody who follows sliced alone on Instagram

Yeah, Mike it's not about how hard you can get hit or about how are you hit it's been hard you can get hit What's when I heard today? You got to go where you're? Accepted and not where you're The fuck I forgot what it was that was from Stallone you got to go where you're Appreciated not where you're Depreciated who are you quoting I saw a thing online and it was like you got to go where you're I saw a thing online and it was like you got to go where you're That's it go where you're celebrated not where you're celebrated not where you're tolerated

That's really not celebrating this Forgot it there it is I typed in you got to go where you are appreciated not where Presenting means Hey guys Jason deep thought right now. He's not even with us right now. He's something that's love. He's got something I like club the ace aces club I like club the ace aces club two syllables club The something club like the chub club, but not that the crackle clubs to you before these people have to be their own I got it unit. Yeah, turkey club Turkey clubs the BL tards I kind of like it.

It's out there. I don't dislike it, but it's ridiculous. That's why I like it. Do you want it to rhyme with the club? We all show up and everyone backpack it? It could be the blah blah club. The blah blah club. Like the ding dong club.

Sagan nut club? Look at Bucky's. The turkey club club. Where's Bucky? Let Bucky say it. Let Bucky say it. Bucky, what are you doing, Bucky? I think we guys should do the crackle crack whore. I don't even know we need the crackle. I think just the crack whores is not a bad thing. The crack whore club. The crack whore club. The crack whore club.

The crack whore club. Bucky, the idea is great too. Only get crack whores from the street. Just the street. The crack whore club. The crack whore club. The crack whore club. The crack whore club.

The crack whore club. The crack whore club. The crack whore club. The crack whore club. The crack whore club. The crack whore club. The crack whore club. The crack whore club the crack whore club the crack whore club crack whore club The idea is great to only get crack whore Library or the train But the street and we do exclusively with crack whores now any callers call in if you have a crack whore you can put us On the line with so we can audition them to see if they want to be part of this

We're gonna feel it out there all the lines are going off going off the hook. Everybody's going crazy. Oh, Lou's wrapped in fucking phone wires. Anybody got any fucked up sisters that we can talk to? I love the people that they're... Some of these things are, like, from the 50s. You know, the soda fountains. The lime rickies. Is it the 1950s? He goes, oh, how about the bonfires, Grape Knee Highs?

What about the sock hops? You take your best gal and spin her around. All right, we don't need calls now for names. The names were whittling down. We need too many names. We need people. We need people. We need crack whores.

Who's your dumb fucking friend? We need crack whores or burn victims or turkey clubs. Christine, go to the nudelive.com and let's pull somebody from there and make them newly part of our show. I'll go out on the street and find someone right now. I know, our technology's limited on that. This is only the biggest satellite radio conglomerate

on earth, but we don't really have outside-inside technology. Yeah, we tried that. Jacob, your hand, yes, question? I AI'd it. Okay. I actually came it. Okay, I Actually came up with some good names I aided I said give me a name to call as put fans of a show called the bonfire. Okay

number one bonfire brigade number two flame keepers flame retardant number three ember heads could weheads. Could we change the question a little bit? Because read it to me again. The Timberheads is great. I watched Lewis do this. I tried to put, give me a name for a Wack Pack but it didn't understand. Give me a name to call fans of a show called The Bonfire. To call the most outlandish, craziest fans. That have missing limbs.

Oh, this is where we can use the burnouts. Yeah, and like to set their butt on fire. Ooh, the burnouts. Burnouts. Jay smokes a lot of weed. We're between campers and burnouts. This could be burnouts. Oh, the burnouts could be the group.

Yeah. Ooh, I don't mind that at all. Burnouts is not bad. I mean, it's kind of... The burnouts is pretty good. Doesn't have the oomph that crack whores has. Crack whores or burn... Crackle whores?

Crackle whores. No, that's what someone wrote, but that's too... That sounds weird. Yeah, it sounds weird. I don't mind crack whores at all, but burnouts is pretty good. I'm surprised it hasn't been the burnouts before this moment. That's a good name for bonfire fans that smoke weed. Burnouts.

We're friends of the art but the campers but the group people now. What are the ones about sober? Yeah. I did what Jay said. A couple of them aren't that good. How about pyromaniacs? Nah. That's Def Leppard.

Stinks. That was gay. Read the ones that aren't good. The ones that you don't think are good? They're all terrible. I Stinks That was great the ones that aren't good the ones you don't terrible read those ones read those ones inferno insane Ladies fanatics Pyromania X plays fanatic barks psychos ember extremists. No cheese crack horse dangerous fire obsessive Would you ask gay I? Oh, jeez crack or dangerous fire obsessive would you ask gay I? This one just bonfire diehards, yeah

Fans of bonfire radio Shirley's Fanatics now this is terrible. These are two. I'm telling you the lit up crack or crack whores burnouts It's got that that cadence. You're looking for boom. Boom. There's one small Everyone's sending the same things Call and tell us about a freak in your life. Tell us what's freaky about you I think I think Christine the fact that like the burn unit can be a place that they meet You know what I mean? The burnouts go to the burn unit to meet with the crack. I have to we have to get real estate? Wait, I really like Deb and Austin's. The s'mores whores?

S'mores whores. Troy Nowberta says the s'mores squad. Those are the only girls that we fool around with and we have, we jizz on. S'mores whores. We call those the s'mores whores. You have to be high level burn unit. Yeah, yeah, for that.

To give them rice crispy feats. Yeah. Somebody in here has to jizz on you to be small source Yeah, you just got s'more hoard about high five you slap it on her chest Was it the timber heads? I feel like that's like a the Bobby and the timber heads is like when you go out camping What the Blazing Legion? What? The Blazing Legion. Flame Keepers of the Faith. What?

Wow. It didn't come up with campers? They need to release AI to be dirty and funny. Did you put me and Bobby's name in it? No. Let me do that. Can you put some type of deformity? You know what I mean? Okay.

Yeah, with God-given disabilities. God-given. God-given. I don't believe in God. That means you've got to be born with it. That's not true. You could have been in an accident for what makes you weird for us. Yeah, because what if you got deformed doing the awesome thing that you do?

No. Jay only believes in God if he deforms people. Yeah. He's an God if he deforms people Yeah, he's an angry God who deforms people God did that to you Oh, your mother must have been a whore God give you a hell of a go cliff lip. I guess your mom fucked a jackal Well, this is probably inbreeding in your freaky ass family, huh? Look at Josh in Orlando's. All right. What's that one? Josh, you know, what does it say? The Corey Feldman Circle Jerk Club, mouthful. Very long.

Or mouthful, but I do, don't hate it. I like all of these. Circle Jerk Club. These are all good ideas for names. The answer is, this is something that's got to stick for 20 plus years of bringing in people, of which by the way there are no takers, no one's interested in joining the burnouts

or the crack whores, whatever. But this is- Well that one guy wants to set his ass on bonfire. This is ground unit, this is ground level. Ground level, we had one guy that wants to light all his pubes and- Okay, Chad, we have a whole weekend. I assume over the weekend, people are gonna pour in

hitting us up at the bonfire at SiriusXM.com and telling us why they'd be good for the burn unit, possibly the burnouts, possibly crack whores. You don't have to be that person. You can find that person for us. Go around your neighborhood and you can find them. Scour for a person. Scout.

That's like a real problem in your neighborhood. Be cool if there was a name for something like a bundle of sticks. Oh, Mike. Mike, you're playing it too fast and loose, dude. This isn't the podcast universe you're used to over there. Crack horse. Don't think just because I drew

an extraordinarily accurate rendition of the Prophet Muhammad the other day that you could possibly see. Jacob's ass hairs freak out when you do. They really do, like Cilia. He did not. No, Celia. Did not. No, he did not. Allegedly. Bonfire Bros.

Nope. This sucks. Ugh. These are terrible. I put your names and this is the... The Bros. Unimaginative names that came up. Jay and Kelly's crew with a K. Wow.

So stupid. Look at Jason in North Carolina. The Flaming Simps. I don't hate it. in North Carolina. The flaming simps. I don't hate it. I don't hate it at all. Again, it's just, it's too many for what we're looking for. You know, but listen, Schwarzenegger sounded ridiculous until it became a household name. You know what I mean? You make it, you make it catch on, but. Nah, but you know that you're right. I like the bing-boom bang bang when you hear we need a girl that can pick things up with her vagina like a like a like a hand app so I could come here we can throw stuff at it like

a catches it like a diner game like a like a can of soda we just throw it and it catches it and then if she could open it, I mean. A vortex. She's a smores whore. A whore tap. Absolutely possible. Something like that. A guy who's like a half man who walks around on his hands. Yeah. Would be fantastic.

A real hermaphrodite. An actual hermaphrodite who plugs himself in like an electric car, just wiener in the po. You know what's fun also, people that scream out of nowhere. That just freak out. Tourettes. If you got somebody with Tourettes, that would be fantastic.

But good Tourette's, not like, you know, Billie Eilish, where she just looks up weird. No, no, no, no. I mean like problematic racial things they yell out. Nichols Dimes quarters. But they're so sweet when they're not Tourette'sing out that they're very sweet. And then screaming the N-word.

Wow, that's actually number three is not bad. The first one. Tramp Camp. What's his name? Gabriel. Gabriel, what's up? The Tramp Camp and the Tramputees? I like the Tramp Camp. What's happening? How you doing guys? Gabe, how you doing?

One of my favorite names, Gabe. Gabe. Why? It's just a cool name. I've known a lot of my favorite names, Gabe. Gabe. Why? It's just a cool name. I've known a lot of Gabes in my life and they're very cool. You like the sweat hogs. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I've never heard a man come and go, I love the name Gabe. Well, Gabe really archangel. Yeah, he's kind of nice. I like him, Gabe. He's nice. The Tramp Camp I am not against either, but it does again now. That connotates that it's women, exclusively.

What is it called? What is your- What, the Crack connotates that it's women, exclusively. What is it called? What is your thing, Gabriel? What is my thing? Yeah, what's your idea? What's your name for the group? Well, the followers would be the Tramputees. Tramputees? And they're part of the Tramp Camp.

That's not bad. It's not bad at all, but it's a high implication of women. Yeah, but crack whores does too. Crack whores does too, for sure. Tramps are like people that live on the... Or go back to your club name and do the butt plug club. Butt plug club? Mm-hmm.

That's kind of like my thing. It's more Bobby's thing. It's more my club. Bobby's the only one who does full days with butt plugs in. I've been actually workshopping that myself. That's the name of my new shed at my house when I get it, the butt plug club. Because what do you mean, you're thinking about, I'm up to six hours a day now. Casa de butt club.

I'm wearing. I like Tramp Camp. I'm always wearing. We're going to keep reading these. There's no reason to keep reading these. Bontards? Bontards is fantastic. They're all great. We need people. But what's the name with an empty

we have to tell what is the name? Wait, I got a question for Gabriel. Gabriel if you had to pick someone in your life that would be perfect to be a member of the Tramp Camp who would it be and what is their talent? What is their talent? They know a guy named Chad who burns his own dick hair. Anybody. You don't know anybody. He's in California. You got to talk to like the people that are you don't have

a crazy like can collector. How about that? Town or Dave? Dave lives in Kentucky as Dave in Kentucky who the weird person in his town is you don't have a crazy lady like Asian lady that walks around with seven million cans on her shoulders every day? Dave in Kentucky knows four guys who first name,

before you say their name, it's the drug they do. You know Molly Frank? Oh, you don't know bath salts, Jimmy? Yeah. That's Ketamine Jeff. Dave, you have to know somebody in your life in Kentucky that's a lunatic, am I right? There's gotta be a bunch of them. There's gotta be.

No one in your family is a fucking cousin, there's no toothless lady walking around town giving out beets for fucking math. Yeah, no firework accidents or something? You got nobody with sunken eye sockets around you? Yeah, just a guy who's made mostly of whiskey? Yeah, uh... I can't think of anybody right now, but they're... Let me go to a party this week, and I'm sure I can pick one or two out.

Or maybe a talent, like a guy that can shred on the washboard base. Yeah. Like something crazy, a guy that can play... The washboard base Yeah, like something crazy a guy that can play the guy that could play jug like better than anyone Your friend's uncle that moonshines. I You know, I do have friends who make moonshine There it is a moonshiner would be a great person to have in the whack in the Dave I feel like you have somebody in your family who's an older lady now, but was a stripper back in like a golden era of sometime Yes, no not that I could think of it. Are you the

Yeah medium now, what do you mean? Oh my size you had to medium number On the show a medium. Oh, I had a medium. Yeah We were yeah, we were talking about one. Oh. And we had one. Oh. Yeah, anybody play the spoons in your family? No, we're talking about- Do you know any old hookers?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like I said, we were talking like 60, 70 year old, used to hook, occasionally still does. Yeah, somebody who's out of hooking, but is still happy to tell their crazy hooking stories. Yeah, like we need hooker war war stories but from like an older woman like which like a chick who sucked dicks in the 30s and then the 50s. Dave you have your assignment.

Between wars, through the depression and then right after the war. Dave your assignment is to go find us a hillbilly prostitute and then FaceTime us at some point. Yeah but we need her. We want like a whore from back in the day. Yeah, like you guys like a racist whore I got in trouble one time for hanging out with Jethro, but he was a fine fellow. What do you live in North, Kentucky? My daddy killed him Yeah, I got a name for you. How about the Crackle Bunch? Uh.

I think we're locking in on the name. I think we're closing in on the name. I think we're between three things. And by the way, we have a weekend to think about this. You know anybody that like drinks dip spit maybe? That's a fun thing to watch. Oh, that is good. I did see a guy do that once.

He was drinking a pop in one can and spitting in the other, and he got him mixed up. Go find him. That was pretty funny. Did he ever fuck for money in the 30s? You wouldn't wanna fuck this guy. No, not me. I think we do need. Hey, I'm not gonna judge.

I think we need a medium. I think we need to get a real life, either a medium or a hypnotist to be part of the... I know a hypnotist. The burn unit victims. What do we say? I'm sure the same liar can say he does both.

The shit stains. The turkey clubs. I'm gonna push turkey clubs. The burnouts, the stink fingers. Stink fingers. No, those are terrible names. How about the balloon knots? It's just attached to what?

What is that thing of the show, really? Yeah, I don't know, I'm just saying fun words. Like, here's the thing, Wack Pack has nothing to do with the Howard Stern Show, like the name, the Howard Stern Show, Wack Pack. He just found the perfect term for a group like that. If you do that, you're kind of jumping too much on, it's gonna sound like whack pack.

If you do the thing, it's attached to the name of the show at least, do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, and you also wanna be a proud. That's why burnout, crack whore. Like if you go on the crack burnout or a shit stain or like a fucking, you know, like I'm a proud. Can't wear that, you gotta have something that can wear the shirt.

Yeah. You can't wear shit stain. Right. At work. You can wear. On the Yeah, you can't wear shit stain, right? You can work on the crack or doesn't work well either but burn unit burnout burnout works good Mm-hmm burnout works in yeah, and it works good cuz then people who aren't even in it will buy it burn You look good, too. If you were burned on 90% of your body. Oh Dude, by the way, we need somebody, we need a burn person. We need somebody who's, like, we need somebody who's difficult to look at.

Dude, Bobby, yes, absolutely. Burn out, and then the oh. We need that. You need to be the first person, like really uncomfortable, your eye might fall out in the middle of the conversation. But. Bobby, put Ronnie's eye back in.

We just hear this? Yes. Anybody, call on the show if you not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that Now, who's in it? Shannon Glazer, I love you, but we don't need the name right now.

We need to know that you can fart fire or something. I think it takes two questions of, these people don't know that you know crazy people. That's the thing sometimes. Jacob, you're down in Florida a lot. You love it down there. You must have somebody, I mean, in your doll community, like a guy who collects the iguanas that all get shot?

Yeah, like an alligator whisperer? Yeah, do you have anybody that wants to visit your doll room? Like, hey, can I come by? It's not my doll room. Okay, whatever. Percocet Carl? I don't like going to the room. The baton doll room, I apologize.

You must know somebody weird. In the doll community, there's gotta be a lot of weird people. I mean, we used to have like, remember Crazy Mike down at the cellar? Yes. With his, like, that, who bring Mike in. Crazy Mike, and then by the way, cause Crazy Mike, why he would have been perfect,

you throw Crazy Mike a fucking guitar, you throw him a 12 string guitar, it doesn't matter. It's insane. The genius musician. And then he'd put the guitar down, be like, after him, and moved to Salt and Pepper Shakers, and then leave. And he would call you a different name

if he didn't like you, but if he liked you, he'd call you by your real name. Wow. So he'd come up, be like, hey, Gary, how you doing, Gary? Hey, Bob, what's up, Bob? And I was like, he likes me. Oh, wow.

Crazy. I wonder what happened to him. He's gone, right? He died? Probably. Let's find him. If there's a merciful God, yes. There's a lot God, yes. There's a lot of those folks around here. No, I know, but I don't want to just like...

No. Find us. Do the work. What are we gonna do? We're gonna throw up the TARD signal? Ha ha ha. It's just a light looking right at the ground. Whee!

Yeah, you're supposed to use a giant laser pointer and see how people gather around it. What's that? Just get a bunch of cats. Is that from space? I say we get a shitty magician. Absolutely a bad magician. We get a medium, somebody who is very flamboyant

and believes they talk to ghosts. A magician, yes, but they all have to believe in themselves for real. Somebody coming onto a character is worthless to us. And if I feel that for a second, I'll break ties. You have to be certifiably ridiculous. Waddle like a duck would have been perfect. I follow-

Waddle like a duck. I mean, he would have been perfect. I follow ridiculous food review people on the internet. Yeah. I mean, like would have been perfect. I follow ridiculous food review people on the Internet. Yeah. I mean, like, crazy. And there's a couple of those people that might... We might be able to get on the show to review food, but they're, like, crazy.

That's great. But I need them to be like, I want... I don't feel good. If they come in here, I want to either feel like they're gonna do something holy shit, like if it's a girl doing some kind of crazy, like, oh, God, she's fucking pulling her asshole out again, or I want to think feel like they're gonna do something Holy shit like if it's a girl doing some kind of crazy like up God She's fucking pulling her asshole out again, or I want to think there's a chance. They're gonna hurt Jacob It's got to be those two things gotta be something over-the-top like wild or where Jacob is in danger

Jacob is so committed to the show. He's gone. That's good. Yeah, no, he's not gonna Never touch you. I'll protect you with everything I have inside me, but god damn it if I don't want you on edge I'd like these people to be in here where Jacobs like should we get like more people to like you know what? I'd love to see in here is a karate expert a self-proclaimed Oh like one of the touch that can touch somebody and pass them yes Yes, because somebody believes that they yes that they can do that. Yeah, a hypnotist would be great I know hypnotist we should get a hypnotist because hypnotize me cuz I'll tell you you can't and then they're gonna go Well, you have to believe in it for it to happen like Jesus

So it shouldn't be how it works. What it shouldn't be how it works should be how it works You should be able to hypnotize people. You should be able to be like no no It's not no Stop hypnotizing Yeah, they got Jay and he starts dressing his age You are He goes why do you give me a stop smoking goes we thought this was the bigger problem Jay wakes up and goes fucker my nails painted for he goes smoke all you like dude Just do it like a fucking just like an adult man

He goes smoke all you like dude. Just do it like a fucking just like an adult man Wow someone who wait a minute alien someone who's been abducted abducted has to be a thing like that's a big believe That's that's the most believers of the we need to and there's a lot of truck drivers listen to this Yeah, they see shit. Hey if it's you we believe you man call in But if it's if you're a truck driver, so, you know a lunatic who has been abducted So by all means turn him on to us. Yeah, if you're in the desert mountain region Can I say something? Yes, you can this is your show going back Going back to the original thing that we started with this if we lay this foundation down and then thing that we started with this, if we lay this foundation down, and then ease that, that could come into it

and be part of it, and it would make more sense. You don't wanna one stop shop your fuckin' burnouts. You don't want, it's better to burn out than to fade away. The O in the middle with the flame is pretty, it's good for, it's good optics. I will say, they're still calling with names. They're always calling with names instead of telling me one lunatic.

But listen, you're right. You don't want to one stop shop all of your lunatics for this. Do you know what I mean? If you get them all at once, it's like bulk. We want quality, for sure. So there will be somebody who is our first ever fucking burnout. Like the first, like, whoa, this person's out of their tree. Well, you know what's fun about this, with the right technology and cameras and stuff. Well, all of it, we're hanging out with our friends,

we're laughing. Well, you know what else is the most fun? I'm sorry. The most fun? You know what else is even more potentially fun? Is taping the process of vetting and interviewing these folks. That's a lot of content opportunity right there.

And you know what, you know what, the whole thing now is content. Content is king. Content is king. Honest to God, I say no screening, by the way, of anybody. And I think you can get into this building with a gun. You ain't used to.

Sean in San Diego has a burnout potench. There we go. Sean, finally. Sean in San Diego, a cool place with cool people Sean you got our first person you think I? Think so there's this chick. She's probably 75 years old she nice any He wears a bathing suit every single day and walks around with a giant parrot on her shoulder at the busiest streets ever Burnout everyone looks at her, but no one wants to talk to her get near because she's scary

Yeah, I love that sound similar the first person we talk about Let's go But here's the thing on all the time. I just want to say this we have to fly her here and her dumb bird Mmm, unless the bird flies here how skinny you should listen Can we just that we are in the age of technology Bobby? She could just zoom into the thing, sitting there in a bathing suit with a parrot on her shoulder. As long as she has a good microphone is really what we need.

Well, and if Sean could take some preliminary, from a distance footage. Yes, Sean, if you could do some intel, from a distance, or all the way up to and including making a life with her. Whatever it is. Yeah, if you can get us some intel on that, that'd be great.

Yeah, don't get too too close, I'm kidding about that. Sean, do you have a family? Kind of, mom, dad, grandma. But you don't have a wife or kids, right? No, right, so I can go right up to her, really. Yeah, there you go, you have nothing. And Sean, I'll tell you this right now. This is gonna be how old are you? Uh 36 36 i'm gonna tell you you know this as much as anybody 75 year old lady, dude

You can blow loads right up in there. No problem. Nothing's coming out. She's that's those days are far gone Yeah, you're gonna have a dust bunny with a cream pie. In fact, it'll probably hydrate her insides Yeah, all you gotta do is get a couple Get a couple of Brazil Get a couple Brazil nuts. Yeah It's like cereal. It's like cereal marshmallows when you come in there everything comes back to life like a sponge dinosaur Just look at this bird shit on your chest Oh wow. Dude, Sean, do you ever go down to that thing in San Diego?

What's that market that we went to? That was full of a bunch of wackadoos. Oh, it was in the gas lamp district. Gas lamp outside market, Sean? No, first of all, they got it wrong completely. I said South Dakota. This is South Dakota, so she only does it in the summertime for three months out of the year. Because she's in the mountains for the winter oh Sean you

got to get on it right now we gotta get on it before she before she goes back to her cave yeah before the winter comes she's on Trump tour all right Sean you got your assignment we have to look Jeremy says what is this what because he said there's a character he's giving us another character here oh is it the person he's saying oh okay yeah this great. What a website now we're talking Does he want to tell us about this is he on the line? What's his name? Jeremy Jeremy there Yep, I'm here. Welcome to the bonfire buddy

You put up here. We Christine brought it up Bonnie's puppet palace. Is this a local store near you or something? Oh my god. So I interviewed this lady. She's in Orlando. She's got like 40 to 50 puppets. And we interviewed her doing the different voices. I swear to god she has schizophrenia. OK, and she also only has 31 subscribers. So this would be huge for Bonnie, the puppet lady.

Yeah, that does play a factor. We need that. Oh, you need people who want? By the way, my argument for the person you're trying to keep off the show. So this would be huge for Bonnie the Puppet Lady. Yeah, that does play a factor. We need that. Oh, you need people who want? By the way, my argument for the person you're trying to keep off the show. I'm not trying to do anything. Was that no one's listening to the craziness.

We got to get it out there. I need you to take that back. I am not trying to keep anybody off the show. You won't stop someone from making their way. You are a mountain in the way of a mouse that will fucking move you. I don't think they need our help. Yes, that's what I'm saying.

They're doing just fine on their own. You don't find that to be true? No, I absolutely think they're making, they're making a big splash. Oh, just fine without us. He goes, just the right amount of people are hearing that. I think puppet people. Yeah, puppeteers are.

By the way, a puppeteer that believes in it wholeheartedly and is terrible at it is awesome. And somebody with more than three puppets. You know, this is... A whole family of puppets is perfect. Dude, this lady is either hasn't had sex in 40 years or she has it nonstop. With the puppets.

She has a guy puppet. She's got three puppets that she fucks. This is Henry. I call him Hank. Sometimes I fuck the alligator, George. We should both fuzz. All right, we gotta take a break. No.

Why, we're too on fire, dude? We have to put these flames out? The burnouts. Everybody, make sure you check out Mike Finoia's special Don't Let Me Down, streaming now on YouTube. And for tour dates, visit MikeFinoia.com and follow at MikeFinoia, F-I Mike fanoya F I N O I A on social media And Bobby Kelly is gonna be at the Comedy Connection in Providence this Saturday two shows only

One night Saturday August 17th Comedy Connection Providence, Rhode Island then stand up live in Phoenix coming September 6 and 7th hilarities in Cleveland September 20th and 21st and after that skankfest co-host New York San Diego, California You can see Bobby every Tuesday night at 7 p.m At the Fat Black Pussycat lounge the Comedy Seller for tickets all of his tour dates and a bunch of content Go to punchup.live slash Robert Kelly. Big J is gonna be the funny bone Albany August 23rd 24th Empire Comedy Club Portland, Maine August 30th and the 31st then he's gonna be in Dallas Omaha Omaha, Skankfest, of course, tickets all of the tour dates at bigjcomedy.com. We'll be right back.

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