The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Dance Gauntlet

Episode Date: March 21, 2025

On The Jennifer Hudson Show, guests are forced to dance through a line of enthusiastic yahoos just to enter the program. The crew recreates this cringe fest with Jacob leading the pack of forced dancers. Bobby remembers when Lady Gaga and Madonna had a feud and Jay researches Madge's young boyfriends. Bob checks in with Jay about his new special "Them" on YouTube. Bob recalls a time when he really thought he was going to hit the big time. The guys see a wealthy lesbian relationship for Christine in her future. Bigjaycomedy.com punchup.live/robertkelly *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Bobby's pooping in the lobby bathroom I gotta waste a little time Bobby mistimed his dump So it's untethered Jay everyone's favorite unfortunately we're not live so I can't have you Jay up the room with filthy emails from people and gay porn on the screen I mean I could by the time the gay porn's up there it's just gonna upset Jacob only Jacob has to stare directly at it. Whatever we put up on that screen, poor Jacob.

Poor, poor Jacob. Yeah. You've seen some things. I learned more about gay porn from this show than, well, I learned everything from this show about gay porn. Yeah. Yeah.

Until you started the show, you were like, where do their penises even go? I'm like, they're butts and mouths, Jacob, look. Look right here, I'll show you. When you think about it, we learned about the preamble, the gay punching that leads to it. A little bit of wrestling, yeah, I like wrestling. George Takei told us that on the Howard Stern show years ago,

right? He said him and Brad, him and his husband would have little wrestling matches that would turn into gay sex. And then you showed us what an actual footage was. I wasted some time, buddy. In fact, I'm playing Kid Rock's song, Wasting Time. Really?

While Bobby's taking his Missed Times work dump. What's happening, buddy? You've covered for me for a work dump? I was dumping next to a hip-hop dude. Really? Yeah. Who was it, Black Sheep? I don't know. I was trying to see by the sneakers. But I couldn't tell. I like guessing. But the music was great.

Cool Mo De? I don't know. He was playing some good stuff, man. Wait, he was playing it? Playing music, yeah. Playing some music while he was... In his stall? In his stall. Wow, I try to make sure that no one even knows I'm present in that stall.

Except for, see my shoes so you don't try to jiggle the door. I'll hate that. If you jiggle the door, my turds will go back up my butthole and to my throat. I actually stood up. During your shit? Well, when I was done, I stood up with my pants still down and my ding ding inch bows.

And I had a two second fear that somebody opened the door and saw my little bubblegum in the Afro. Oh no. Yeah, for a second I was like, if someone opens that door, I'm just gonna quit. Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna walk out. I'm gonna turn my badge in in the front,

be like, hey man, I told you I love him. I tell the boys, I say, Christine, bye bye, but I gotta go, because there's somebody in this building that knows what my dick looks like. I would grab, why don't you grab the head and stretch it real big. I wouldn't have time, that was my fear, that they open it, and it was just,

this little spring mushroom. But make them think they saw it wrong by the things you say, like, god damn it, cock hit the water again. Like, find them? Just yell things out. I should find them, and then get it half hard and wake them up in the middle of the night

and be like, shh, and then this is what it really looks like. Maybe stuff the next couple days at work, stuff your pants and make sure that person sees you. Can I, you know what they do have? They have this, you know how women have chicken cutlets? Sure. That they can put in their boobies? They have bulges for men.

They have a chicken cutlet for men and it has the shape of a hog, a droopy hog. So you can put it in your little bikinis or your underwear and it looks like you got a nice package. Okay, I'm proud to say I will kill myself before that. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my, sorry.

Was that a fart? No, that was my baby stomach. Oh. No, that's just a dildo, Christine. No. That's what it is. You put your wiener in it. Trans men will wear those sometimes.

Why do trans men wear them? Don't they have it? No, trans women do it. Oh, women to men, that way. I never think of that way. I only think of trans people as men to women, because that's what I like. If I could, yeah. You like what you know because that's what I like. If I could, yeah.

You like what you know. That's what I like. I mean, first of all, I want one of those. That hog, that middle penis? Oh, I want it. No, right, that one, look at that one. Yeah, I want it like in life. I don't want to wear one.

I want one of those. Oh, it's CS for transgenders. For our anniversary, I want to give Don that. If you're a guy who wears a cock, like, stender in clothes, that for our anniversary. I want to give Don that if you're a guy who wears a cock like Stender in clothes, that's just brutal. Are you going to say manly? No, man. I'm sorry. Yeah. Well, you know, me and you don't agree on everything and we don't have to. That's what makes the show spicy. I think it's, uh, you know, it's actually,

uh, it's, uh, actually not that bad. I might try it. If, if I can, the one I I was thinking though doesn't have the thing. It has the imprint of it. So it's just like a chicken cutlet with the, I don't know what's going on, with the imprint of the penis. So it's one piece. It doesn't have a full,

I don't know if I wear the full hog, but it's like a chicken cutlet with the little bulge that's, they're all one, it's all one piece, without the veins and stuff. It just lays over your flat dick. It's like a chicken cutlet for a hog. So you just have the Robert Plant imprint on your jeans. You just got the imprint on the jeans.

So you can slip it out real quick, right? So say you're gonna have sex with a girl. But like, hey, give me a sec, I'm just gonna wash my junk. Which I do. Better than seeing you're a liar, better that she should feel that you're a liar. Yeah. Well, let me ask you a question.

Do you wash your junk before you, when you used to hook up with girls, before you fell in love with Christine. Now I hook up with women. Ha ha ha. That's such a fuckin fucking cool thing to say He said it without blinking now. I hook up with women But we when used to meet chicks when you met them for the first night

Would you would you do the courtesy wash? Like you know clean it up and you make it nice Oh, would you just say, hey, lick the stink? In the time, maybe I'd slap a baby wipe on it, but like, no, that's not my... Dick stink and dirty isn't my concern, but definitely it's gonna have to be fluffed to some degree. Which I think...

Like, I'm not just pulling out my wiener blindly to a situation. There's gotta be some like something to get it going there, whether it's a little make out. You can't just whip it out. No. You can't just whip it out. No, I'm not letting a new girl work me up from nothing. You have to get to know me first.

So you would never do a courtesy clean? Well, it depends what you're saying. I mean, like if there was a reason to. Say I'm gonna hook up with Christine. I don't know her. I met her at some fucking trashy club. She's like, oh my God, you're so funny. And I, oh my God, you made me laugh.

I never laugh at anything. And I'm like, yeah, we laugh at this. And then we start, I take her to some weird tea shop because I know she likes tea. Late night tea and we talk and she's like, yeah, I'm gonna do this and I'm from California. And then we go back to my place. And she's like, oh my God, this is so nice.

You need incense, you need an incense. I'll get you one, don't worry about it. I'm like, oh cool. I would go, hey, give me a sec, and I would go into the bathroom, because I probably did a couple shows, and I would clean my junk off and make it nice and fresh before she, you know, well, let me say what I really do good.

And then she'd go down there, so it'd be nice. You know what I mean? Listen, freshness and smell are big, very important to me, for myself. I mean, so if I thought there was any kind of an issue, of course, of course I would. Well, anytime you meet a chick at show night and there is an issue, because you, well you don't.

I don't, I was gonna say, I sit on a stool, so I'm not like I'm not leaving it all up there on stage But you are sitting on it for a couple hours, which is worse But I mean a hot cock with right, but I do on top of it But I took a shower one hour before going to the club right do you know I mean that's a lot of it, too now Absolutely what you're saying for sure if I took my shower 8 a.m., 9 a.m., yeah, probably. In fact, I'd probably try to find a way to finagle a shower. And if I took a dump at all during the day, shower before anything would happen.

Dump definitely, right? Because even if you dump- If I took a dump, I'm saying after shower, emergency dump. Yeah. Yeah, without a doubt. Like right now, I just took an emergency dump. I took my, I usually take my, I have a bite of something in the morning and I'm saying after shower emergency dump. Yeah. Yeah without a doubt like right now I just took an emergency dump. I took my I usually take my I have a bite of something in the morning and I'm going Yeah, do you want Christine to blow you and see the stinks? No, I do the last thing I want is

Christine's face that she gives me while I'm talking in the studio looking up at me when she's blowing me your sour asshole Yeah, but let me ask you a question, Christine. Do girls do it? Is that a thing you would do? Would you give a courtesy clean, or you like man up and be a man and get down there? If you like pussy, then do it. Oh, man.

I don't think that I've ever gone and given myself like a whore bath right before I fucked a guy. No. But, you know, if you know you're gonna hook up you probably take a shower and stuff But I'm sure there's just been baby wipes situations, too So you never went in and said let me clean this up a little bit I'm a dance in the fucking witch dances all night, and I've been like I was going I mean generally a little drunk To worry about you know you just don don't wash your piss in the sink

that wash my puss so hot why is that so badass I like when girls say shit like that and wash my puss in the sink in the sink what are you doing you have to go you tippy toes like when they say it you don't like when they do it just just just to splash it on her pussy like she's feeding a bird. Yeah, yeah. Come back to life. I know this has been a week of showing and telling you funny things that I found last weekend while combing through the World Wide Web.

Yes, it was amazing. So good. So much going on yesterday. Yeah, well, Hecate's torch. Hecate? Hecate? I believe that it was, they said it. Hecate.

It was a Hecate. You called it Hecate. What did you call it? Hecate. Hecate. Hecate's torch. But this is saying Hecate. I like Hecate's torch better.

Me too. Hecate. Maybe when they become friends of the show, we could work that out with them. You applying for. Have you said a thousand times in your head yesterday though, force to embrace. Jacob, are you applying for a new job today? Yeah, is everything all right?

Yeah, what's up with the. To go to a funeral this morning? Yeah, what's up with the shirt? You doing some light IT work? The way things are going. This is a good outfit. That is a good outfit if you're gonna be a manager of a subway tomorrow.

Jacob though, wouldn't it be funny? If you get fired, you're worried about Sirius firing you. If you get fired by Sirius, wouldn't it be great though if like all the employees got together like in a Joe Clark, lean on me way and we're outside singing the Sirius XM fight song for you. And they go, we don't want this. We want Jacob Atopack.

They go, yeah. What's that new talk show where the guest has to walk through the gauntlet of the producers and showrunners and PAs and they sing funky songs? Oh, Jesus. Jennifer Hudson. Oh, Jennifer, buddy? I haven't seen this.

I would fucking leave. You have to walk through the gauntlet of them singing some funky song and you have to turn the corner, go through the gauntlet and kinda, yeah here it is. So Sherry Shepherd took over Wendy Williams stuff and this is her taking over, Jennifer Hudson's taking over the Ellen DeGeneres make every cool person in Hollywood

look like a fucking 55 year old mother of four It's fucking ridiculous. You have to behave like an asshole. Wait, so Jennifer Hudson makes her crew dance while she walks They know the crew is the gauntlet of people almost like blood in blood out again But you it's through dance. So they sing a song my stomach is crazy today and the guests have to walk through the gauntlet as Watch you can see it right here play this the guy's dressed like me looks so uncomfortable yeah because he is this is around a bunch of people that don't look like you oh my god that is Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all this, all money, and it's not just... I would rather Ellen DeGeneres force eat my pussy than have to be a part of that every day.

But go to, you gotta go to the, these are the people, these are the black guests that... These are the ones that enjoy it. Yeah, go to the white guest that is like, fuck me, I don't understand what's happening. That seems like a nightmare. Except for the guy from Will and Grace, God, did he pull it off?

Could you, Bobby? Yes, sir. Are you Bobby? Yes, sir? Are you happy? Yes, I'm happy. In many ways. Oh, you're not done yet. No, no, no. Sorry.

Are you happy in a lot of ways? Like, do you worry about getting, before you had any self-respect that you knew of, or ego? I got self-respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have self-respect now. Oh, okay. I didn't know that.

I don't know. I guess my question would be then, would you be a part of the Jennifer Hudson gauntlet if you had to go on that show? And now I'm starting to think the answer is yes. But I'm worried about you, because when you were really chasing acting stardom, when you were really chasing that hard,

I worry about all the things you would have said. You would have been on shoe cam on Wendy Williams. You would have let her do your shoes. You would have sat and talked to her. You would have loved to shoot this shit on a talk show. Now, by the way, I paneled on one talk show, and it was fine, but I do look back on it with cringe of just sitting there in my fucking blazer

on top of my hoodie and really a leg-crossed finger on the mouth talking to Conan about, yeah, yeah, yeah, here's a funny story that we didn't work out for sure. Have I dreamed of paneling and having light quips and banter? Yeah. Yeah.

But also doing the thing, like, would you have done a two minute choreographed routine with Alan DeGeneres? I think the answer is yes. It is Bobby 100% yes, and here's the thing Yeah, yeah, of course if Kelly Clarkson came and knock in tomorrow, I'd be your sidekick And I pretend I was gay Kelly you can't say that. Why don't you? Oh my god, Kelly? You're crazy Kelly I go out in the crowd, come on everybody.

Kelly's here, she's the best singer ever. You'd be the rude Jude of Kelly Clarkson. I'd be like Kelly, these meatballs are not as good as my grandmas, my nanas. How many times have you done Byron Allen's comics on the East? Now Byron Allen's thing, I did it one time, I believe. Two episodes, one thing, and that's where I drew,

I really couldn't do that. Anything with comedy, there's a thing, like that, I was fucking livid, dude. I was so mad. I turned him down on 17 different ways of communication. But I didn't understand what it was, though. I thought it was that you go on and hang out and talk. And I thought-

You didn't know that he's gonna throw you horrific segues? I didn't know he was gonna be... So Bobby, you're Irish, but you look Spanish. Tell us about that. Oh my God. I did not... Bobby, I heard you have- So you're from Massachusetts.

That's a funny word. I heard you could have sex with a stool. Show us. Christine, while you're looking for that while we're talking, also look up compilations of Byron Allen, Trans over Byron Allen Segways. I think they'll do it because those are always the best. Russ Maneve had a great one on there when Byron Allen goes from somebody else he goes, he goes, that's crazy.

Well, I'm sorry for the loss of your mother. Ross Maneeve, a lot of shark attacks happening lately, huh? I'm like, what? Byron Allen, this is the craziest thing. The reason why, one of the richest guys in Hollywood. Okay, but. He owns the Weather Channel. He owns.

Proud to say Jews still control the weather though. Here's why he's so rich When tv only had like five six stations and at night they would go off He bought commercial time and said well, you're not doing anything. Let me buy it. It was cheap Bought the time like two-hour time slot and he put up like a press junket He would go to a press junket which anybody could get and do interviews and put them up. Coming up, Brad Pitt. And he'd do his thing and he bought the commercial time and became a fucking gazillionaire.

And then- Lec Lou, why haven't you tried to do any of this? You haven't even put a bid on the Weather Channel. But this is why I kind of respect him. Because when I was doing his dumb show and I was backstage and I needed a piece of paper to write something down, and somebody really kinda fucked,

like was like, I don't know. I don't, you know, something like that, like some rude shit, and he saw it, and he walked over in front of me and said, this is a comedian. These are the people, these are the reason we're here. You show them the respect they deserve. If he needs something, you get it for him,

because he's about to go out there and create. And he needs all he can to get out there and make people laugh. You understand me? And then I'm sorry, Sean. And this negative energy is why it's gonna be sunny with a chance of showers from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. tonight. God forbid.

You wrote down, you didn't write down the title is his joke, so I would have my segues. So I did respect my segues. So I did respect him for that. That was pretty cool that he stepped in and scolded some producer for being a twat. But. What is this?

There's a thing that Natalie Cuomo talks about her video? Damn it, I know, we're doing so many things at once. It's all right, we're doing. Fire it out, fire it out, fire it out. Let's do fire it out, then we go back to the white people dancing through the gauntlet. Wait, no, no, no. Wait. All the way back to white people dancing through the things at once. We're sorry, we're doing, we got it. Byron Allen, Byron Allen, Byron Allen. Let's do Byron Allen, then we go back to the white people dancing through the gauntlet. Wait, no, no, no. Wait.

All the way back to white people dancing through the gauntlet. Then Byron Allen. Byron Allen, and then. We're out of order. All right, let's go to the white people dancing through the gauntlet. There we go, oh jeez. Alex Edelman?

Is that Alex Edelman? Isn't it? It's Ethan Slater. Is it him? I don't know who he is. Ethan Slater. No, god damn it. But that's also Alex Edelman.

It could be Alex Edelman. I mean, Alex Edelman just won a Tony and an Emmy. No. Dude, a special Tony and an Emmy. Ooh. And the reason why I can't have a resentment against Alex Edelman. It's because he controls Hollywood.

That is one of the reasons, but the main reason is every time I see him he goes, my mom loves you so much, Bobby. You're her favorite comic. And I'm like, well, I like you so tell her that Maybe your stepson, dude, maybe all right. Let's watch this He's got nothing he's gonna dance in front of these Fucking interns are busting it open.

But they had to slow it down though. Oh man, that's the worst. And he is just, right at the very end he gave him a little elbow bump. Why would you do this to a guest? That makes people not want to do the show. I hope. Oh god, this is why I wish Patrice was not. Gwen Stefani, oh dude Gwen Stefani, I'm surprised she didn't start doing The Worm. Oh she does. Oh there you go. You know there's some black girls from black colleges in that stomp, you hear that stomp? Yeah, that's what happens when you employ heavy set black chicks. I feel embarrassed.

I mean, it's one of the most atrocious things I've seen on TV in a long time. This is 30 times worse than Ellen's dance. Well, yeah, she's forcing you into it too much. It's a gauntlet of Who's this people with funky? Rhyme and beat and then just white people that don't know what the fuck they're doing is this Kim Jong-un That's actually that Steve Burns his brother. He was in the war bill burn. I think he's from everything everywhere all at once No, no But you're being racist she's racist

young yes fucking Godzilla no it's a squid game squid game squid game and he's also Brad Pitt's taekwondo instructor he is also Brad Pitt's taekwondo instructor and he is also from everything everything oh this is gonna be bad and he's also Kim Jong-un oh he can't do it he great if a trinitron screen just fell on him. This guy would rather play a To the Death Squid game than do this again. This guy would rather have his life on the line on a completely impossible guessing game than have to suffer through that again.

Did you see that they made the gauntlet a little shorter for him? Because he couldn't last through the whole gauntlet. Absolutely. Oh, Ray Romano. Oh, Ray Romano's going to bomb. He's going to pop long. Uh oh, he doesn't know how to clap. He's clapping off time.

Oh, he ran. Then he ran. By the way, they only gave him four employees. No one gave a shit about him. Oh yeah, I bet there's a little controversy about which guests get how many people well yeah, of course Oh look at Ray Romano's black stylist is fucking twerking down the aisle How great was she though? She was fantastic. This is brutal. Oh, and this is Teddy swims. Oh Teddy swims I Guarantee doesn't swim

fat fuck. Oh, come on now. Y'all crazy wit. Why y'all, come on. What? Come on. Y'all can't, what? Do the pressure you have to feel to be in rhythm with these black chicks. But do you understand how less people these white people get than if it's a black guest.

There's 75 people in the hallway I would do a full. I would do a full black like fucking college stomp We can't believe it. He can't be he went by too quick. He's like shouldn't y'all be at work Whose idea was this? Yeah? Are y'all vaccinated? with this yeah are y'all vaccinated god I hate that this is uh I hate that so much yeah it's like being a Patrice you love it you love seeing white people uncomfortable I just love the the vibe it gives off and gets you ready for the

show like I feel like we need to incorporate this into one of our this reminds me you know what I don't say another word. I can't fucking, god damn it, fucking asshole. I had a joke three times and you stepped on it three times. Son of a bitch. It was a good one too. It's all right. Great radio hosting, Bobby, keep it up.

Thanks man, appreciate it. I had a fucking good one three times and tried to, fucking god damn. Where did it, would you lose it? I don't know. Fuck, every time I said it, you fucking looked at black glue and asked him another question.

I kept trying to get it out. It was a good one. What is it now? Set it up again. I don't know where it was coming. Forget it. Were we back at the squid game guy? No, we were fucking going through the thing.

Forget it. We need to set up. Christine took the screen down. She's not working with you either. She's with you. She's still pissed off from blowing you with that swamp-ass shit. I'm like embarrassed watching that.

It's so awful, it makes you feel like you're there feeling the humiliation with the guests. But I don't know how your manager convinces you to, there's gotta be somebody who's not gonna do it. There's no way Al Pacino or De Niro or somebody. Go Al, go Al Pacino. Can you imagine? He'll just walk through and wave probably.

Yeah, but someone's just gonna walk through and not do anything, and they're gonna be screaming and yelling. That's why I feel like a lot of people can walk through and go like, hi, hey, thank you. This is unnecessary. We should go on it together.

We should have, we should just have somebody get us on there, the only show, and we should do a choreographed thing. Yeah. Like a stomp dance from a college. Or I like somewhere I get on my hands and knees and you jump over me and get on your hands and knees. Like this is really like over the top.

I don't know if we can jump over. I don't know, I think we're reaching too hard. Maybe we could roll over each other. Like you bend over and I roll over your back. No, we could jump over each other on all fours. I can't jump over you, you're sick something. I, no, no, no, no, on all fours. So on all fours. If I't jump over you, you're sick something. No, no, no, no, on all fours. So on all fours?

If I was like a table, you could jump over. Oh, I could jump over, I could fall over you, yeah. I could jump over you as a table. I could jump over you as a table. Yeah, you could do a table, let's do tables. We'll do a table to a chair. Okay, how about this. How about like the 300, our staff builds

a staircase of themselves. Yes. They make themselves steps, and then I run up everyone's backs and do a kick flip off the wall. Land it, we're through the gauntlet. I love it. And then everyone's involved,

everyone gets to do their thing. I love it, I love it, I love it. And then maybe you go up the steps after and do your kick flip, land on my shoulders. How about this, you catch me, like dirty dancing. I have no problem with it. Well, in the lift, I'm not gonna be able to do that, but I can catch like a baby.

I run up the ladder, dive in the air. You catch me, I roll. I catch you, like you land across my arms. Yeah, across your arms. Oh, I don't mind that. And you spin onto the stage. I don't mind that. And you spin onto the stage. I don't mind that. And you have your arms out like an airplane the whole time.

Yeah, and then they take the rest of the guys out in an ambulance from the spines being snapped from all of us climbing up their backs. No, no, no, I'll be light on my feet, I promise. I promise, guys, I'm not gonna put all the weight down. Did you see, Christine, can you bring it back up again? Was that the only white guy? This has to be a thing, right?

Like people are just putting up uncomfortable people dancing on it. Isn't this the same as like when you go to TGI Fridays and the staff has to come out and sing Happy Birthday? Yeah. And you know they don't wanna do it and they don't care about your birthday because they don't know you.

But this is worse because you're famous Yes, it's your Ray Romano and you just want to go promote your stupid whatever you're doing And you don't even want to be there Staff and then they mock they make you go through Brown University It's like you're at a guy Easton Slater It's like you're at a... Who's this guy, Easton Slater? You think they're big Easton Slaters? This is definitely a cultural difference between,

like this is definitely a black thing, right? Black me up, Lou? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, this is a... Soulful. This is, you know, which white people are like, okay, I'll do it, but I feel uncomfortable. Now, not to say that white,

I think all white people wanna do this, have the desire to do it inside of them. When you see that, when you love to just funk it down there. I don't know why we don't, for every guest we have moving forward, do a full gauntlet, yeah. If we're gonna do it, let's do it.

I think it starts with Black Lou, Jacob, Christine, me and you, we probably need DJ Lou to keep a beat for us. I would suggest actually getting some people from the comedy department to extend it. I think we should have as many people as possible. I think we should have an obnoxious amount of people

when they're coming through. And we will jam up this extremely thin hallway here and we will make them gauntlet through oh no maybe we make them gauntlet through the the cut through the cut through is perfect cut through perfect we do the cut through because it's so small but what song we're gonna use that's the key I think we have to do a different for each person I think we the first one we do is ain't no holla back girl with for what's her name? But we use that one. Just use that as a template? Yeah, template.

Well, I think you find the, like for each person, you know what I mean? All right, who's coming in today? Well, nobody today, but yesterday we had like Farrie Abraham. Oh, we had Farrie Abraham. Who came in, who's the other guys we had come in? Derek Drescher and Geo Prez. We should do with them as a we do with them, right as a

Prototype and we play some prison, you know song but no it's got it's got it Should we be hyped like kids can't be like How about some Vaseline like ice cube Vaseline for no Vaseline no Vaseline this music we have to be It's different every time But it's a genre of music. Yeah. Yeah, it's basically happy It's class yet to clap like excitement kind of thing So Jay you pick the music cuz you know what song we're gonna play for those guys But I think each one we got to define, like, Oh, you went to prison

and you made it through with your butthole intact, butthole intact. You sell fags. Oh, sorry, I can't say that. Write that down. Prison, sex in your butt. Prison, sex in your butt, prison, sex in your butt. Uh, uh, uh. So. And maybe we have a black loot drum major the whole thing, just nonstop with the cane. With the cane. Ha ha ha.

Why don't we get him a little drum kit and he'll go, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, I like that and then Jacob just you non-stop popping and locking just I'll do it fucking break it over You got show us a little pop and lock Well, I don't know what that I mean. I was just gonna pop and lock Come on dude like breaking like the movie breaking yeah That's not bad it's's in him, dude. I told you it's in all of us. But Jacob, I gotta be honest with you. You haven't kept it.

I'm pointing at the guest now. Your rhythm's all kinds awful. Those claps haven't lined up once. You're putting me on the spot. Her stink face just because I'm doing it. She's just seeing the look she gave me. Come on, with me. Buddy, that's her look.

That's just her look. She will do no better, I promise you. So now I don't wanna do it because I'm being judged by her while we're on the dance line. Well, Jacob, you're a much better dancer than that. I don. That's just her look. I mean you do know better. I promise you know I don't want to do it because I'm being judged by her I don't know what was going on. What's that movie where they can't snap on rhythm. Oh my god. It was like that It's not my type. It's not my signature dance style. I mean you're better than what you just displayed for I mean whoa You want me back with that one listen? Don't look at don't look. Listen, you're such a w-ass. Don't look at don't look at Christine when you're doing embarrassing things.

She will make you feel terrible. The guest is coming. Yeah, look at Jay. Jay's look at his eyebrows go up. Yeah, Jay's the better. The guest is coming down. You know what? I mean, Christine makes me a valid point. Don't look at anybody in this room.

Ah, there it is! Come on. No. Wait. No, Jay. what is happening? What's happening, buddy? Let's work with him No, I wasn't listening

I wasn't going to the music Yes he was Yes he definitely 1000% was What music? What music were you calling to? Were you thinking a different song in your head? Was it the music inside your soul? It's psychotic! music we call do I don't know I was doing the go somebody go somebody both times Jacob you actually the microphone I mean Jacob did you have a high-paced

rap song and ballad in your head at the same time? I was trying to do what they were doing the acapella. Let's stop. Do you want me to just play one of the videos? Yes, play one of the videos. Okay. Hang on play one of the now you'll see that I'm in perfect sync Okay, okay. We'll do watch and learn. You know what here. Let's actually find somebody Who's into it? Yeah, it's like When they do that gauntlet, that's like, uh, when, uh, when the sun went down at Patrice's barbecue. That was a joke I was gonna do. There you go.

Thanks. That would have been a fucking good one if I got it off. Ha ha! I got it in. Little inside baseball, though. Little inside baseball, but you know what? Not all this is for the fans. Some of it's for me and you.

That's true. We're here to make each other laugh. No James went over it Go come on. You gotta get more enthusiastic Wow black people so much better at dancing They're doing a harmony. I can't feel this one this is what isn't your fault they're literally singing two songs you can't you can't do this what's he roller skating yeah oh god why who is that is that usher you want to get the fuck out of there that guy's an ass well also if he stands in front of woman too long to get herpes I don't think these are the best if he stands in front of a

guy to like it's hard we're trying to see if Jacob can clap. He's got a groove. So I'm trying to...here. Okay I'll tell you what the problem is going on here. I'm sorry I've got to come out. It's your spirit, the spirit tunnel I have to say. They're gonna have to choose and I'm sorry. This system is gonna be very difficult to talk about in a meeting. We gotta go with the whites or the blacks on the staff. You got to leave the whites. Someone's taking that rhythm off on these now, too.

Do you see that? None of them are clapping at the same time. Because you're saying you have a white gauntlet or a black gauntlet. It's got to be a white gauntlet or a black gauntlet. You can't have both. Because they don't want to do it. It's not that they don't. Some of them do, but they can't. They do, but they can't. They can't.

And they fall into that white hole that you fall into as you got panicky because Black Lou is looking at you. I wasn't panicked. You panicked. I believe in my skills. All right, we'll try it one more time. Go ahead, play it, Christine. No, just put that song back on that you were playing before. Put on this from break-in.

Doom-dum-dum, doom-dum-dum. It's got a rhythm. How about this one's got a better one? ["Bad Boy"] So, to this. ["Bad Boy"] Pretend you're at a wedding. This is Bobby. That's Bobby clapping, by the way.

It's good, right? But let Jacob do it. Yeah, but I was trying to get him. You're not his dance coach. I'm trying. He has to stand on his own two feet. My name is Bobby Fosse. Look at him.

Everyone look away. Everyone look away and let him get it, and then we'll jump and look back at him. All right, go ahead. I feel no beat here. Go! Make it louder. Uh, uh, uh. Clap, dude.

Now it comes in. Go! Get into it, dude. Yeah, there it is. Feel it. Now, throw the Limp Rob into that. Ooh! This guy's a knob!

Keep smiling, dude. Don't look at Christine or Joe. Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Now throw the limprog into that.

This guy's a knob. Keep smiling dude, don't look at Christine or Jay. I'll look at all of you. Okay, alright now he's going, he loosened up. I don't like this confidence. I like it. Oh look at that clap. Oh!

Smell my dude. Oh! Shut up. Who doesn't have it, Christine? Not you. Jacob, I knew you had it, but you were not showing us. You had it. I'm a cowboy. Christine technically did bring this out of you.

You're welcome. Yeah. She really had to make you mad enough for your superhero power to come out. Because what was happening in the beginning there, Jacob, was not OK. Now you're going to shut it off, because you can't shut it off. I can't turn it off now.

You've got to shut it off. Take it out to the hallway. Take it out to the hallway. Go do a lap around the, uh. Go, go, go, go, go. Out to the hallway. Hit a lap around the old, uh, fishbowl. I feel a spin coming on.

You know what? That might be the ultimate test. There's a lot of black people in the lobby, Jacob. If you went into the fishbowl and just started breaking into a dance. I bet that would change things around here for sure I'd freeze up immediately. Did you see the robot? He just did a random robot. Did you hit a little robot? That robots motions aren't robotic enough. There we go. There you go. He needs to be yelled at. Jacob, you gotta let him see that the one part's broken.

Oh, hold on. Okay. Mm-hmm. That's not broken. That's swinging too high. It's gotta just fall down. You gotta let it go. It's just swinging. You're broken. And then maybe you wind it back up. Swing it too high. It's got to just fall down. You got to let it go. It's just swinging You're broken and then maybe you wind it back up Swing it too high up. Oh Jacob we have to test this in front of blacks Jacob go to the bathroom Jacob take this to the bathroom There's a guy in there just playing a concert.

When Bobby was taking a dump, there was a guy playing music next to him. He's the last person I want to dance in front of. Pop and lock, dude. There it is. I'm ready for the gauntlet. You're not not ready. I would love to do this as an actor,

not as a stand-up comedian. Why don't we just do it? Can I see Bobby's gauntlet? Spirit gauntlet? You want to see what's inside of me? Yeah. Well, I may have to. Because you were pretty hard on my dancing for a little bit.

I wasn't hard. You know what, Christine, put it on. Me and Bobby, same time. This is the gauntlet. We'll show you on either side what's going to be going on. Can I dance through? Jacob, you want to put us on the spot? Yes.

We're fine. We'll handle this one. Let's see it. Give you some gauntlet music. Can you two be on the same side so he doesn't have to go? That really wouldn't be gauntlet. No no I mean you're facing each other but on... No I won't walk I just want to watch. I know you want it. I know you want it. I mean, is there enough room over here to do it the way you're saying? I'm gonna go on that side. Okay.

I'm gonna come around the corner like the guests. I know. If you could. Can I come from Christine? Sure. Yes. Yeah, he can come from Christine. Maybe. Lou? Oh, I thought we were going with the same one as before. I was enjoying Jacob's crew.

The one that's, whatever one you want to do. I think this one works better for you guys. Buddy, play it on. Ooh. Woo. Mm. Woo. Man, now that's a gauntlet. Alright, you guys proved it.

That's a fucking gauntlet right there. I'm not gonna lie. Yo, J-Hud, suck these nuts! I don't have a single negative single negative negative negative negative negative negative negative negative negative negative negative negative negative negative negative negative You guys proved it. That's a fucking gauntlet right there. I'm not going to lie. Suck my nuts, J-Hud. Yo, J-Hud, suck these nuts. I don't have a single negative thing to say about that. I think all gas should come through the bonfire gauntlet. Yeah.

Watch how much we panic when it's a black guest. Give me a favor, Lou. Check that video. Make sure my stomach don't pop out under those videos. OK. And if it did, cut that part out. Lou, let me know if you have to slow the video down because my moves were moving too hot. Wow, that was good.

I really do love the idea of the guests just having to walk through you guys doing that. An uncomfortable gauntlet. Buddy, can we please do this? Yeah. Yes. All right, good. When the guys come in, hold them at the door, man you stand there. Right. We make them walk through, but play it through the thing.

Do the whole thing so we can get it on video. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds good. So there you go. But Christine and Jacob... I'm excited for tonight. You have to come, you have to be in the gauntlet, right? All of us. Christine will freeze immediately, Black Lou has to film it, and DJ Lou has got to play the music. I think DJ Lou could play the music. I bet you do, someone who doesn't want to do it. Yeah, exactly. Dude, you know what would be better if you just jumped from building to building? You know, I know we were all going to do it. Can I see something real quick?

Sure. Because we just did it. Maybe Christine and Jacob could show us their gauntlet. I'd like that. What if one of us isn't here and we have to do the gauntlet? We're dead. We're dead. I'd like that. What if one of us isn't here and we have to do the gauntlet? We're dead. Why don't you get up over there and Christine, why don't you show us your gauntlet? Oh yeah. Come on Christine. It's gauntlet o'clock. Yeah come on. Come on Christine. Oh here please let me move this so you can get some gauntlet. Come on Christine. Let's see the gauntlet.

Should I walk through? Who's gonna walk through through? No, you walk through with the camera. Okay. Oh no. Walk through with the camera. Yes, exactly. There you go. Here we go. Let's see what this looks like, Jay.

Here we go, Christine. Juice me up over here, Lou. Gotcha. All right. It's gauntlet o'clock. Gauntlet. We have some guests coming in. What's up, everybody?

Black Lou will be representing Ludacris. And this is what will be happening if Ludacris ever was to come in the studio. Jacob, there's no music happening yet. Yeah, stop getting up. There's music in here. There's not, though. Why does Christine look violently angry? Because Christine hasn't danced in 15 years.

Man, she's mad. Why are you mad? This is going to be fun, Christine. Here we go. Ready? She hates fun. Come on, play it loud in the studio. Aww yeah. I'm so excited, Jacob, I just don't know how excited Christine is. Invite our guest in, Jay.

I don't know this music, it's before my time. You know this song. I can't play. Come on. It's got a rhythm. Yay! song play come on it's got a rhythm Fire! Oh, thank you for coming Ludacris! Oh shit! Look at Lil, he can't keep it in! Woo! There you go! Look at Christine, she's into it now!

And she comes right out of it. It was a little bit monotonous, one move. Like me and you, I feel like we really stirred it up. Yeah, we stirred it up. No, no, listen, Jacob. She was giving you nothing. She was giving you nothing back. Jacob.

She was giving you nothing back. You did great. Black Lou, I mean, was amazing. The rhythm was there. As the guest, as Ludacris, I mean, you were great. Thank you. Christine, the rhythm was there. That wasn't the issue.

It was the energy. It was just the energy. Our guest would feel like she was being forced to do it. It's not going to read good. Yeah, you look like the Jewish writer that was in the line over there. Christine's the Jewish writer. Yeah, what's wrong? You didn't feel it? You didn't like it?

No, I felt it. I clapped. I was on rhythm. I was on beat. Bare minimum. I mean, that was the bare minimum of an. Bare minimum. A high C. High high seven. I got up and did it It's like having a little it was a chore snobby dog I did it all gave some but some gave all Christine. I feel like you have dance in you I feel like you're a dancer like you're an actress. Yeah

once upon a time Is it dead in you is dance dead? Once upon a time is it dead in you is dance dead No, I liked I took dance classes up until we moved because I just wasn't near like the gym I went to had dance classes. No, I'm talking like boogie. Yeah, I haven't been out dancing in a long time But I used to have a lot of fun going and what do we need to do to rekindle that in you? I guess like maybe I'm like like isn't that for, should 40 year old women be going out to nightclubs the way 20 year olds do?

You don't have to go to nightclubs necessarily. I'm not saying you should go. But that's where you dance. You have to hang out at Marquis. Yeah, you don't have to do Molly at a nightclub. I mean, that's what I'd prefer is to do Molly and go to Marquis, but I'm not allowed to have that kind of fun anymore.

No one's stopping you. What about just getting the guests hyped? Yeah. We're supposed to be a gauntlet. You could do Molly and get guests hyped. Yep. All right, well, we're gonna try it today, so we'll see if it works.

But I think, Jay, we should do it, but I think Jacob and Christine should be in the gauntlet, too, because it's not really a gauntlet with two dudes who really have the passion. We need several more people for the gauntlet. I agree we should have the comedy department come down. Jim McClure should be involved in the gauntlet for sure. Absolutely.

Sorry Jim, you're gonna have to leave 15 minutes later. We need you for the gauntlet. And I think Jack Vaughn if he's around. Jack Vaughn, absolutely. I think the Russian guy who only knows hello and goodbye, who sits at the security desk. Yeah, we should get the Spanish girl who's, I think, white, but grew up with Spanish people.

I don't think she's really Spanish. Pretty sure she's white. Pretty sure she's white, but I think she's Spanish because she grew up with Spanish people. You're just judging her genes. And she calls me Poppy. Oh, okay, that's fine. Anybody who's in the bathroom, we should involve in this.

And Ram Man, the guy with the beard, What's-his-face, Puppy Baby Monkey, the guys who stare, the guys who say, hey guys, instead of just staring, you wanna come be part of a gauntlet, and then you can come look at the buttons and say everything's fine? That's fantastic.

I like that. I'm telling you, it's weeks, we're weeks away from Scott Greenstein himself coming off his perch to come down here. He a perch yep Jennifer wits is gonna be right here doing the gauntlet with us because it's gonna be the talk of the building what if we get sued for stealing the gauntlet very possible we might get sued you can't steal it's a soul train line you can't steal a gauntlet we're not going outside we have to do it in the studio, right? Like, they come in and they're surprised by the gauntlet.

No. It's in a hallway. Oh, here's the issue. We have to get clearance. What? The issue is, what do you say we need, what? Clearance to do a gauntlet outside. Oh, that's what nerds do, dude.

Do me a favor. Stop one second. Go get your tie and put it on. If you're going to talk to us like that, I need a tie on the top button button. He's not wrong. Yeah, you're not being creative. Button that button and get your goddamn tie if you're going to say crazy shit like that I need a tie on the top button button. He's not wrong. Yeah you're not being creative. Button that button and get your goddamn tie if you're gonna say crazy shit like that. If you want to keep the show where it is go ahead go get your tie and make

conversation like that. We're trying to find other things with this show to take it to the top okay. I mean a gauntlet in the room is bad? I'm all for it. We gotta do the gauntlet outside in the hallway as they come down Into the room. This is where we do the show. We have to make waves in this building Jacob It's so quiet and dead out there and this is a pre record. There's nobody here. There's a pre record day We are here in business hours. There's no one here. Yeah, they have good snacks right now. Yeah come five o'clock We're gonna get nuts and raisins and open free range salad. That's it. Loose salad.

Loose salad and water from a tap. God damn it and water and paper cups. Oh, it's so humbling when we have guests in here and we have to go. Would you guys like a paper cup of water? Drink it quick because the cup's gonna really soften over time. Hey, make sure you drink that quick, Edie Falco.

Good God. I didn't want coffee, no, that's water. We only have one cup for all liquids. You guys don't have, nobody's, just make it run the office depot maybe and grab a couple pallets of water for 20 bucks. No, no, no, no, no. We'd rather get coffee cups to put water in with lids.

We have that in Stern's car elevator. We have extra water, but not for you guys. I bet there is so many pallets of water in the Stern part of the compound. He's not even here in the building. God, I bet there is. I bet if we reached out to Howard Stern as hours to Christine take a memo Howard Stern, can we have your water? That's all no That's all

Attention attention Baba booey Yes my only thing was You know for the people who are still here outside. It's just us and Caller Daddy do the best of my knowledge. Yeah, everyone else is gone. I think it's pretty much us, Jose Mangan and- And you wanna have this energetic-

Fun time. Fun time outside and it's- Buddy, there's only 12 people who work in this whole building anymore. We might as well use the space man I forgot about the temperature of the building that's what I'm saying that's what I was referring to the temperature we have to use the space yeah I'd like people to see I'd like people to see on

Lou's camera phone the emptiness of the hallways the ghosts of DJing past that live in the hallways. Is that Nina Blackwood? What have we found on Nina Blackwood on 80's on 8 died 12 years ago and they just, ay, I'm a biologist, I'm a big spinfield. I mean the three of us are just trying to lay low. Oh you can't lay low, you're not gonna be able to lay low when we're having a full on party gauntlet

every time a guest comes in. It's gotta be the thing that brings serious back to the top of the charts, dude. That's right. This is like as big as when Opie and Anthony was sticking wiffle ball backs up girls. Ooh, when Farrie Abraham comes through tomorrow, could we like, do do, do do brown, do do brown.

Ha ha, could she do it? Do do brown, ho ho haha cuz she do do brown. Oh Face down ass remember cuz she shit yeah, I'll do it. I didn't know if you remember cuz she took a shit She shit huh where did she shit just in the floor? Let's go bathroom, maybe a closet Do do brown What floor? I think a bathroom, maybe a closet. Oh gross. Doodoo Brown! Everybody on the floor just pause Somebody in the middle just move

I know, I'm gonna doodie in my mouth. Doodoo Brown! The brand new fella in town Yeah, boy! Oh my god, what a good gauntlet song. They're not gauntletting by the way. Doodoo Brown. They're not gonna gauntlet. I mean... It'll be me and you stand out there alone like assholes.

When we look down there's only gonna be two sets of footprints in the sand. Are you prepared to sing and clap with Dudu Brown? I don't know the lyrics. They're not singing. Dudu Brown! Dudu Brown! What was the other thing we were going? They're not singing. Do do brown. Oh, I don't. Do do brown. What was the other thing we were going? We were going to the gauntlet and then we were going back to something else and then we were going to.

Segways of Byron Allen. Byron Allen, okay. And then we're going to, what's her name addresses her thing. I wanna hear that. Yeah. Put me in the fucking office. Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let's go to, we did Byron Allen. Did we do Byron Allen? No. No, let's do Byron Allen. Just want to see if there's a little compilation of his best segues. Let's do that. Were you on, you were never on it.

Said no 17 times, I counted them. I've never been on it either. Yeah, you did. Nope. Yeah, you did, you said it. We have it recorded on our T-bar. You don't have shit, you have me? Yeah.

Don't worry, it's gonna be fun. Wait a minute. It's gone, it's gone in a day, buddy. I don't like, I don't have shit you have me. Yeah, don't worry It's gone. It's gone in a day, buddy. I don't like tomorrow. It's over tomorrow. I lose so many things I lose the guy bombing on who's got jokes. I lose that on my DVR I lose Bobby Kelly. I lose my favorite by Renown transition is the Mike Vecchione What was his when he comes back from break and he goes welcome back to comics unleashed where the comics are always off the chain I'm Byron Allen Mike Vecchione You work out Yes, you see working on snitches coming to his bits. Oh is mine bad? I don't remember what they're all bad Kevin Hart listen who am I to judge Kevin Hart's done like two or three times is mine

Do you have mine at all? Did you get mine? I don't remember what I did. Ours on DVR. I know. I must had energy. Pretty sure you hit marshmallows. Did I hit marshmallows? I'm pretty sure you hit marshmallows.

And something you do when you get like, you do this. You make a squinchy face and like do it. You're very animated, for sure. I had a lot of energy back then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was a. I know Drew Barrymores in the audience. That was young young Bob. Oh Let's do it I mean you look happy today. You just got back from England. You think Cuba's the place to be a big sports fan

You keep it in shape Who gives you advice how you excited the place to be? You're a big sports fan? You keepin' in shape? Who gives you advice? How you excited about Obama? Not understand you're a big music fan? Well congratulations, you're pregnant. So Mike, who in the game should run the country? Now Flip, what kind of women do you like? So Mike, how do you think California's different from New Jersey? So you don't think parents are strict enough, huh?

Wow. That's all he did on the show. You know, he used to come out and do a Stand up. You don't think parents are strict enough, huh? Wow. That's all he did on the show. He used to come out and do a little model. He stopped, eventually just started taking it right to the couch because the standup was so just written by somebody else. It was a stock joke half the time.

It's funny because the crowd is so hyped up. The crowds are like, you could be like, yeah, my mom's a little chubby like it just fucking crazy good. I say Godfrey did one of my favorite things on it that's such a cool I mean he'd laugh at this too I'm sure. Is it me and me and DeRose always have laughs at this the he does the cast off after the impression or like a bit when you're doing a and you have to just break out of it and sit back down in a chair, you do like the,

ah, I don't know, something like that. You know what we talked about that before? Godfrey was like, yeah, you know, it's like Jason Statham. He's like, all right, all right, now we're gonna go and do this and then we're gonna kill him, all right. I don't know, it's something like that. It goes like, I don't know.

And then they just fall back into their thing. It goes, ah, it's just, whatever. I don't know. I do a couple impressions. That was pretty good, dude. Thank you. I was alright overall. And then Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to come out and be like, get down! The Choppa! You have to do it!

You know, just hang. Arnold Schwarzenegger, you've heard it a thousand times. I think that's Bonnie right there. It is. It's got to be Bonnie because she's dressed like a 1920s paperboy. Yeah, that's when Bonnie, she met Rich Voss when she dressed like Rich Voss. Yeah, she actually transitioned into Rich Voss,

and then she transitioned to Magnum P.I. She looks like she's solving crimes in Hawaii. Fucking, I mean just become- She's like the flower shirt. Will you dump that old Jewish guy and let him free so you can date women? I mean, she is just a dude now. I love Bonnie but fuck. Give me a little more. Welcome back to Comics Unleashed. Some might even be talking about people with bad hygiene.

It actually went up my nose. I tasted it and it shot out my mouth. Who is that? Oh, look at her. LaFlipp, you like to fly a lot? You still live alone? Not to say you just joined a gang. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Rich.com. Now Mike, you've been talking about that.

Richest guy in Hollywood, one of the richest guys. I mean, fucking, this business stinks. It's so funny. Really does. So, I hear you have a hard time buying T-shirts. Yeah. Just like. You dye your hair? It was, he goes, oh, we were talking in the back So I hear you have a hard time buying t-shirts. Yeah Just say you die you here

It was it goes. Oh, we were talking in the back and something like you don't like disco balls, right? It'd be funny now would be a little different. So you're a pro Palestine, right? So let me understand you're a heavy heavy MAGA. Yeah. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, dude super big MAGA. You're against trans, right? What's wrong with trans?