The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Drama of The Promo (feat. Dan St. Germain)

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

Dan St. Germain joins The Bonfire to co-host with Dan while Jay heads up to Montreal and the guys explore the lifetime movie style of the new Ric Flair wrestling promo.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson [e-mail] https://danstgermain.net

And now, the bonfire with Big J. Ocerson and Dan Soder. I'm a butterfly, butterfly Don't you from you to me And And the distance to me I'm not I don't need I don't need I don't need I don't know It's the hottest song to have sex with. We just pretty love it.

And if you're gonna punch him, you have to leave If you're gonna punch a man, you need to leave right now Ladies don't punch man, only men punch ladies That's the answer for that, right, Le? Yes, there's no violence out of our shows That's the bonfire Serious XM back to talk 103 I'm Dan Soder

Big J. Ocarson is in Montreal, Quebec for the Just For Laf's comedy festival. He's gonna be hosting the nasty show. The entire time, make sure you go check it out. It's an awesome lineup with Bobby Kelly, Yamannika, Sophie Buds, Josh had a Myers. Gonna be Zap Zoodle in the round, talking about weenas and buttholes.

Zap Zoodle time. Somehow it's not racist. If I say, you can't get back. But Josh, Josh somehow it's not racist If I say Which is just it's not racist for some reason Yeah, our guest one of my oldest friends in the world you can check him out on the Rose yeah, you're actually like you're an old friend category now. That's crazy over 15 years. Oh my god The roast of Rick Flair will be on the fight network stand-saint your main what's going on? Thank you for having me. Thank you. thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

we got the full crew just found out I didn't get new faces I didn't know oh jay dude yeah dude you're not going back to Montreal we got the full crew we got DJ Lewitsky we have Jacob Tott we have Christine Marie Evans and our black king the black tiger Louis Jaws Clause out bitch Clause the fuck out. Yeah, big J's going up and doing the nasty show, so we're off next week, so we had one show to fill,

and I was like, dude, Saint Germain and I are going to comb it together. Yeah, let's just air some of these conversations we're gonna be having. Yeah, let's just some territorial day shit. Let's do it. You're doing the Roster Ric Flair. I am doing the Roster Ric Flair. I am doing the roast of rick flair

I'm staying with you and then I'm opening from shell wolf and then I'm going to Nashville to open Rick flair Because we were supposed to do the roast of rick flair in 2019 and then he had a heart attack and then and you were pumped to not do it So you're not If you were at skankfest in Houston, I suck at roast. I've never seen anyone so excited to not be on a show. They call it literally skipped out of the room. They were like, your Ric Flair had a heart attack and I was like, oh no.

Do I still get to go to the restaurant again? It was AEW's first pay-per-view, Double or Nothing. And that's how I knew I'm kind of a shitty person because I was like, oh man, Ric Flair, the heart attack. So there's no roast. Can I still go to the pay-per-view? And the guy was like, yeah, I got you to take it. And then we went and we were like, all right, all play, no work.

But there you stand up that Friday? No. You didn't even do the stand-up. I didn't do the stand-up. I just went, I just got a free up. I didn't do the stand up. I just went I just got a free thing You're very equipped to do the thing I would I enjoyed doing more than anything They think you've been paid a lot to do it the greatest the greatest part was Sal our buddy Sal Volcano was supposed to do the roast in Bale and he's like dude I have to sweet at the Venetian that I had to use but I can't go anymore

do you want to use it I was like Kevin McAllister and homelone too I was just staying in this sweet and I ordered lasagna and ate an edible and yeah that's the nice dude it was crazy that's like the sweet I marked it I jerked off in every room I was like I even put my fucking hairy butt on the carpet of the living room. Dude, what is it about a hotel jerkin' off? It's just the best, is that for women too? Like master baitin' at a hotel was better than your own place?

Yeah, it's nice. You know what it is, it's not yours. It's like Jay's joke about anal. It's not yours, you don't have to worry about damaging anything. And once you lock that door, no one knows. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's always so funny, like we're gonna have this experience tomorrow where we fly anything and once you lock that door, no one knows. It's always so funny, like we're gonna have this experience tomorrow where we fly to

Tacoma. We're gonna masturbate in front of each other. We're gonna break eye contact. We're gonna meet you each other. We do a mind thing where we do try to twin, we call it twinsies. Yeah, it's ain't your man and I are gonna be playing a bowl. Chicken, who comes for you? And then it's just two guys with beards going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, who's going, be playing a chicken who comes for it. Yeah, and then it's just two guys with beards going.

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Have we found out yet? Have we found out yet? That's the egg and the chicken of the squirting art. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What comes versus female ejaculate or piss? Yeah. I mean, if the girl's been through a lot, maybe she's just leaking. I don't know.

I mean, I'm not going to, I haven't watched the special, but Nikki Glazer put out an HBO special. And all I know is I was told by another comic that she sings the intro, and I think that's a game changer. Because if you think on my next special, I told Christine the same thing. Are you going to sing your intro? If you think on my next special, I'm not, you're gonna sing your intro. If you think on my next special, I'm not gonna be like, now it's time for Dan,

tell some jokes, Dan's telling jokes, Dan's telling jokes. She's the family matters guy. What in the, it's the soda phone family. But I have to sing it. That's what you gotta sing it. Cause she's saying it.

I think that's a game changer. I mean, that's two checks, man. You're right. because she sang it. Yeah, that's fuck it. That's a game changer. I mean, yeah, that's that's two checks man You're right. That's two checks I'm so bad at business. I didn't realize that yeah It's two checks she goes and pay me for my original song called Nicky's about to crush it You can name the song I'm gonna do mine like dance about to do middling Dance about to start out strong and then fizzle out. Have you ever heard the song feature symphony 56? I'm here to say I'm the best feature in North America right now. I don't I'm

Dan's a headliner and we're just going on the road because we're buddies and It's gonna be fun. He needs the mind And he's in the pocket of some dangerous people So I got a fucking bail. I'm not, no, but it's the shows this weekend, dance under that competition. It's five shows to Coma Comedy Club, bigjcomedy.com for tickets to Montreal.

He's also got the worst up there, besides an nasty show. And St. Germain is doing the roast of Ric Flair on the fight network. Are they airing it live? It's like, yeah. Gonna be a paper view and everything. It's gonna be, well, the pay-per-view Sunday, I mean, if you're not a wrestling fan,

Rick Flares, like the greatest of all time. But he's also, Steven Crayon. Crazy. Yeah, he's crazy old. He's very old and been through a lot. Dude, I just told you that they canceled his original roast in 2019, because of that. He died for like 80 seconds or something like that.

And then he kicked out. Remember, Hogan's tweet, where he goes, kick out brother. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

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he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like I got one on Instagram, which is maybe the best wrestler tweet I've ever seen. Yeah. For a lot of reasons. So Rick Flair had a heart attack in 2019. And then he's been retired for a while. His last match, infamously, was with Sean Michaels, a WrestleMania. But then now he's like on our buddy, Conrad Thompson, who's his son-in-law, is like,

Purdue is like putting it on. So it's a big event, but they're like Rick Flair is doing his last match and you're like What it's like a guy being like let's run it back and you're like It's a physical activity and you're in your mid 70s It I understand it's fake. I had known wrestling is fakes since I was five years old real bumps brother You're gonna I mean he's been bumping though, you know, he puts up videos and he moves gingerly Yeah, this is this is by the way. This is my favorite wrestling tweet ever. This is from June 23rd or 24th I forget shout out my brother's broot his beef kick all right shout out Bruce the barber anyone in Dallas

Want to pick me up and drive me to Oklahoma City tonight And I bet he's I didn't know he's like Lewis J. That's a Lewis J. Gomez move. Yeah, or he goes, any of you scurrying want to drive me to my hotel? Yeah, there's, there's a buddy comedy. Brutus and Lewis together. Brutus and Lewis.

Let's fucking ride it up. We'll ride it this weekend in Tacoma. A rattlesnake in a barber. What could go wrong? He's nothing going on in that car ride. the comar a rattlesnake in a barber what could go wrong he's nothing going on in that car ride man they should that would be a good uh... we can ask angst boxing match between those two i think lewis loose would kill british yeah and i also think lewis could hire

brudas as a gag as his security that would be i mean he would do it yeah like that was at fifty dollars yeah that's right i think i think I think it's got to ride. When we were in Vegas, one of the things was, I was selling merch at the stand. I ended up giving mine away and no one wanted it. So it's right next to Psychosis and he was just getting all the business.

But we, all the wrestlers had to come in one room and we were like, the tables. And the beginning of the room, Greg the Hammer Valentine and Brutus the Barber Beefcake, like rollin' with roly suitcases. And I said this, Mike Mike Lawrence funny comic next to me I was like this is like in the beginning of the Lion King when like all the animals start waking Like all these like peeled out like broken wrestlers like slowly getting to their stands one of the saddest

Minions I actually admitted it on the show to big J was I was on I texted you I was on a flight Mm-hmm and Greg the hammer Valentine was J was, I was on, I texted you. I was on a flight and Greg, the Hammer Valentine was on it. And so was Dr. West, Dr. Cornell West. And I was more excited to meet Greg, the Hammer Valentine. Oh yeah, for sure. And let me tell you something, Greg, the Hammer Valentine, not a fan of Dr. Conan.

Not a fan of me either. I was like, I'm a big fan, he's like, all right. And when that happens, you're like, I'll just go fuck myself. Never meet your heroes. Nathan and Tammadick was telling me a story of how, he's like a huge Star Trek fan. And he ran up to, he saw Shatner and he's like,

oh, like, I don't wanna be one of these guys. He says you've changed my life. And then Shatner just turns to him and goes, then don't and goes back in. He's like, damn. Damn, be able to do, be a Shatner doesn't give a fuck about nobody. He's like, well then, tell yourself, go fuck yourself. Captain's log.

You're a fucking dildo. You're a shatner out. I hear you're a shatner out. I would be, he's like, be me out of here. That's what he says to us. He says to me like, dabs and then it disappears. Shatner, beamed out. But you're doing the roast of Ric Flair, which is the weekend of Ric Flair's last match,

which is a tag, it's been announced, tag match, him and Andrade versus double J, Jeff Jarrett and Jay lethal. Yeah. Well, this is upcoming. I thought you said this was something that I'm gonna do. This is, this is, this is next week. Next week, next week. Next week, next week.

This is next week. That would be something, a world man is rushing out for a hard time. So Jacob, that's everyone's first reaction, by the way. Oh no. This is why I bring it. Oh no. This is why I bring this up is because they put out a hype video,

right? Because wrestling is about selling the match. Do you gotta sell it somehow? This hype video, you? Because wrestling is about selling the match. Do you gotta sell it somehow? This hype video, you know what it reminds me of? Do you remember during the George Floyd protests in Upstate New York when that old guy tries to like, go up to the cops and like scramble with their transmission and they just beat him down and he cracks his head open.

This is exactly like that. Oh, that was the guy where they pushed the old man. Yeah, this is exactly like this. This is like the George Floyd bus So we found the video it is and you know me dude. I'm plugged into the LMU Oh, yeah, you know, I love me some lifetime movies. I can watch I can watch hours of lifetime movies This is lifetime movie quality a guy on Twitter says wow I they put out these BET movies for these matches and I was like like, dude, I nailed it. Like the way it's shot and everything. And it's like, it was the way to sell it.

What's funny is seeing all the wrestling fans that are like, dude, if you're not feeling anything for this match, I don't know what to tell you. And I was like, what? I'm like, I'll probably buy it because I like wrestling, but what? It's like a crazy package. Like you can get the roast, the match,

and like all the podcasts that we can for like 200 or 300 bucks or something. Steel. Is it sad like one Bob Hope, you see Bob Hope doing comedy in 1985? Bring that up. Bring up Bob Hope. Oh man, Danicol has been about Bob Hope.

Danicol's been about Bob Hope is so funny man, so funny. I haven't seen it. I have never watched Bob Hope pass this prime. I don't think I've ever watched Bob Hope. A day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day a day Over that corner get in a ball and fuck myself Yeah, these old guys that are just like don't that are have been famous for more than four decades You totally get it now. Yeah, they just don't care. They're just like oh you want to meet me. Yeah I've been famous since you grandmother could get wet I'm the one who made it that way. Yeah, dude. I can bring her back from her. It's directed. I could just bring her back.

Yeah, so look at Bob Hope 1985, because man, oh man, I can't wait till I have no fucking pep in my punch anymore. And I was up there. Look at Bob Hope in 1985 and then Mason Virger from the silence of the Lambs movie. He's the same thing as the difference. It is insane. I got 19. Oh my god, it looks exactly like. from the silence of the lambs move. I'm saying you get to see a difference. It is insane. I got 19.

Oh my God, it looks exactly like Mason Verger in Hannibal. It looks, the guy who got his face eaten off by Hannibal Lecter looks like Bob Hope. Is that your guy that Gary Oldman plays? Yeah, that he's cooking his brain at the end. No, that's really out there. But no, he's like, he's got, you see by pigs, like you can Google image him. It looks very similar. That's the character. No, that's really out there. But no, he's like, he's got, I can see by pegs.

Like, you can Google image it. It looks very similar. That's a characteristic, say woman's name. Mason Verger from Hannibal. Yeah. It is crazy, actually. Which is always great on an audio podcast. But like old Bob,

oh, dude, all we do is visuals on this thing. Look at that. Yeah, dude. Dude, you nailed it. It's like a mix of that and Mitch smile. Yeah, dude. Dude, you nailed it. It's like a mix of that and Mitch McConnell. Yeah. They're at the same face. They all have the same face.

Yeah. Play some old Bob Hope. Let's get into it. There you go. NBC Lord made back. And I know it must be great. They sent me two free tickets of the Club Med and Chawait. That was a big joke, man. Damn, a great audience.

It's always like, I'm in a sedan, like some place that's going through some horrible civil strife that he doesn't want to be in. Guys, I'm staying at the Palm Resort. It kids. Yeah, guys, I'm staying at the Palm Resort in Kiev. Yeah. Yeah, these things got more shows than a past. You know you have foreign countries. You gave me like, I'm staying at a hotel at Skid Row at the HIV crisis center.

Yeah. You guys, they got me down at the Red Roof Inn in Shirek. Oh, man. I wonder if it's a name or hammer. Did you ever do the troops? Did you ever do one of those? No, I do wait tables. Now I'm serving my country in a different way.

Well, they still have it now, but yeah. Nate and List did it. Now I'm supposed to go with them one time and I couldn't get the time off work. It was like, it was a huge- And Joe List in a war zone. Oh, a lot of blinking. Just a lot of blinking.

Oh, a lot of tight grip and blinking. Yeah. It's like avoiding landmines with a landmine. Just a lot of blood a lot of a lot of tight grip and blanket It's like it's like avoiding landmines with a landmine. Yeah, they need to give him his own special helmets So they know they're like go get him go get him and if he's calm It's what's a little more bad hope before we watch this Ric Flair video Lincoln was wrong. You can fool all of the people all of the time I bet that was killer. We just missed the setup. I want to see him like in this set either pisses pants or forget where he is. Just at the end where he goes, who are you? Why are these cameras in my living room?

Watch in the Emmys. Unfortunately, I'll be too. To me, that's the spectator's sport. I asked my age and how close I am to winning an Emmy, said about as close as Rosanne Barris to winning a Grammy God her Got her You know if you see that that's just me relieving myself Rose and bars that pig

Man people hated that when she did that the national anthem. Yeah, but do you remember how bad it was? It was very bad. It made Carl Lewis look like he could carry a tune It was very bad and she was like that was like her coaxed up with Tom Arnold phase Was she doing coke at that time? I think I mean it was sexually transmitted at that point Tom Arnold yeah Same year 90 do you know D. I went down on an Amy Winehouse. This is suck Amy Winehouse. I think she's trying, or is this like she needs to be able to. I don't know, this is like a bad cartoon.

Dude, you start getting booed Yeah, that's I mean you start getting booed during the national anthem you have to be like It's like I don't know Fergie you remember Fergie's at the all-star game that was almost that was really bad I think that's because you could boo her though. No, but players laughed at her in the mean dude. That's worse You think that's worse. She had to get clowned on that's worse you that's worse she had to get clowned on that's worse because remember that like it was the coolest black dudes in the universe on the side just losing it because you fucking can't carry it yeah you hear it by do you

be like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I'm fucking slipping I'm slipping I'm on so many text threats right now I'm gonna be on world star this is like the only way you can get on World Star without getting beat up or putting out a music video is just bombing. The dawn's early light. She makes it sexy, I forgot. It's not embarrassing. She's gonna let that one light.

Do you want me to stand up? No, they broke up. Well, he's like... That one is Steph Curry's face Accreduating the laughing will tweeted out the bottom graduated. Yeah, he doesn't really have a lot of steps in between emotions But watch because they start being like what the fuck Hi I Temptor is the weirdest athlete I think To get to see look at LeBron's face no one he's gonna break Anthony Anderson everyone's at this point being like respect the anthem and then it's I

The Anderson at the look of a guy is probably trying to take a shot at for the afterwards, so he's I thought you nailed it I thought you nailed it. Yeah, that was really good. That was really patriotic really good. Here it is Can't get me She should have put a she should have put a boa around her neck as she did that Oh, Joel and bees baits perfect the bees just like what I don't care look at stuff. I want to see real last Drainball green breathing through his mouth. Yeah, Dremel's tongue. Yeah. They break. Yeah, you knew Dremel was the one.

Kibbles laughing. Yeah! Oh! You're stutch-nailed. You could see the editors made a decision. They're like, no, we're going to go with this being a bit. Yeah. It's like let's cut to the people who laugh. Everyone's laughing.

You just look at the little player lineups and both Eastern Conference and Western Conference who laugh at you. You're like, fuck, man. I know we went down a side road on that. Fuck. Fuck. I'm not kidding.

23 million views. People love a car, man. People love a car rag, man. People love a blank crash. Ric Flair speaking. As we transit perfectly, let's talk about a car. I get that they have to sell the match. It's just funny how this is shot because. Well, they're trying to do the dusty.

If there's a famous wrestling, I hope people don't watch wrestling, where dusty roads is attacked by the four horsemen and gets his arm broken and clearly this is what they were trying in a parking lot yes in a parking lot so they're like oh we'll put it in a parking lot but you know have you ever been around you've been around elderly people recently how gingerly you have to move around them yeah there's something biological that you know that they're old and sensitive I took my grandmother to a 49ers game before candlestick parked it and it was like I had like Guide her to the seat Cuz she was terrified. It's like carrying Venetian glass

So they do this wrestling promo which is supposed to be violence. Yeah, and it there's still some tenderness there We're like, because it's terrifying watching old people do basic human movement. I mean, there's violence, but in the way that like somebody like takes a bad fall in a target, you know? Like, you know when people get caught

on security footage trying to fall, so they can sue a grocery store? No, no, no. That's the same energy. Can we see this? So hit play because it's like, I also love the deastartments, like, hey, we're just filming Rick Flair in a parking lot. That's the same energy. Can't wait to see that. So hit play because it's like, I also love the deastart. It's like, hey, we're just filming Rick Flare in a parking lot.

Well, that's all wrestling. We can't just do it. It's all like. Yeah, you got to shoot it. There's somehow a camera in the back hall during this moment. Parking is going to be a problem. Okay, great. He's just going to his car.

Hey, there he is. He's just confronted. Great press conference. Hey, do you even have the mayor's office out here? And I couldn't even get an invite? I had to fly myself out here? You're really going to make me kick? No, no, no, shut up.

On a serious note, I can't tell you. It's like almost porn. You use it. Like the way they get into it I thought I was gonna meet you up for it. Are you Muhammad? Do you have one of those tiny water bottles? I'm sorry. I didn't see the lift sticker on the front of your car But it gets into it like porn where he's like are you the cable guy?

Dude, this is like one of those you you have you see the taboo porn? You don't yeah, we actually talked about it that cruel. Oh, oh We'll brought it up. Yeah, that's that's what the beginning of taboo porn is exactly My son sleeping in here is such a hard erection. Let me just get it back in his shorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Let me just slick it up a little Yeah, this is my favorite porn. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah white shirt right now. Yeah, it would just look medicinal You're fine a little bit. Oh nugget. I Couldn't even get on the show that's What tweeted out the bonfire

Don't touch That's what I'm talking about. That was a lifetime movie. And cut. Alright, let's get that angle again, guys. Well, the way that Flair is like now touching him with his finger on his chin, like he's going to go in for the kiss. Oh, yeah, he goes you mad at any other press conference. You want to kiss me?

What if you kiss me right now? What if we kiss? What if you kiss me right now? This is so bad. What if we, what if we kiss? He's changing, he's changing up the video. He goes, I wasn't invited to press conference. He goes, we could have our own press conference at my hotel. My friend, my friend, it was like a D1. I forget what school we played football at. But his teammate was this like,

rip black dude in his type was like, guys who look like Rick Flair. Like 70 year olds like, we'll have like Tom Kaufflin from the New York Giants. Oh, like, do you remember when that's that he loved? You're a Giants fan. Do you remember that playoff game where Tom Kaufflin faced?

Facebook? Yeah. He's so old. His like, jowls went. That was when we beat Green Bay. Yeah, there was an NFC championship game in like two thousand eight you look at tom coughlin and you're like hey he shouldn't be out there someone put a fucking medical blanket over you got kicked out of Jacksonville I think for just being an asshole which

is hilarious but I love this like because now they're like hyping it up but they're like okay they're gonna fight you know they're gonna wrestle but he's old so he's got to move I mean Jarrett's the MVP of this, but just wait That's right That was a pretty good sell job I mean I punch was all right I wanted to be clean because I just, that's my surgery wound as a drop. And I'm, and I'm, look, I'm glad Jay's not really punching him, but like, I mean, his selling's great.

It's up, but here we, I just, let's just, I want to watch it through so I can get, that's my surgery wound, clean. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about, okay, thank you. That's right, that's right. You know what?

Yeah. About time this happens. Oh god! I'm a conjecture. Hey, come on. Hey, with all these respect. Come on, dude. I'm a conjecture. I said nothing of these words. That's my surgery wound.

Oh, yeah. See, it's like gingerly. They're like holding them. But they're doing it. Was Jared there for a TV appearance? He comes out with like a... Yeah, it was the press conference. And then you can jump ahead because they do a thing

where they're like, you were mean, there it is, there it is. Go back a little bit because he's like, don't touch me. It's such the old person, I can do it myself. It's the rick flares on the ground. Oh yeah, we gotta describe it Rick Flair's on the ground of the parking lot and Jeff Jarrett's talking to the ****. That's old men cursing it. That was a real slap. Well he probably told him to hit me real quick. Jeff Jarrett by the way is the coolest wrestler that I've

met. Really? Nice sky? Nice sky dude. And he actually was working during the roast. Like he came out and flipped us all out. Like when the Richard Ruzz and the next day he was awesome. That's great. Were you nervous that that was real? No, I don't think so. Have you ever done a wrestling? That good.

Yeah. Well now Ric Flair, now they have him on the ground and they're doing like that. Jared would still beat our asses by the way. He's still big enough. I think Ric Flair would beat my ass. Maybe he's hysterical. These two young guys beating the other.

He's old man. And then he blades himself. So he's bleeding all over the place. But you just feel like you're like, you see his head and you're like, someone help that old man. Flare's wearing the outfit, Sodor wears in a head shot in the New York comedy club. Yeah, from the Creek Awards in 2014.

Never went to one of those. You never did? No, no, no. Is it fun? Christine, do you ever go to the Creek Awards? Never went. What? They were great.

They would get weird as fuck at like two a.m. Morning. Yeah, I'm gonna get the hell out of here. Yeah, that's the Creek. Damn, dude, watch that lifetime movie. And then he's gonna wrestle. Yeah, this is tender. We gotta have the moon!

Don't meet your idol! It'll win and come back in! Don't meet your idol! Legit for job! How's he look now? Just old men fake fighting? I love this. Because I love watching,

whenever like World Star puts up a video of old men in like a retirement home fighting, it's always great. With this like fuck you, pussy. Oh, give it up for Karen Jerric getting blood all over those nice pants. Well, I think they probably paid for the dry cleaning. Well, I gotta say mission accomplished though.

I didn't know this was happening and I'm not missing it. Yeah, you're gonna watch it. Well, good news is it's a tag match, so he's gonna have a partner, so he's not gonna have to go the whole thing alone. And it is a good card, there's some good matches. There's some great matches.

Josh Alexander and Jacob Fatu is gonna be great. So if you like wrestling, you can watch it. And if you don't like wrestling, definitely watch it. Yeah. And you know, buy the whole package so you can get St. Germain's roast. Bunch of shit to get to, first off, fuck this heat

taught every was a scrysted uh... but i read this article that i sent to the crew about this n-y-p-d-cott in times square wrote a dude down on horseback oh my god which i never thought they ever did i thought it was all just and they have the i'm looking at the body the footage

it's a sunglass thief which do you look at this cowboy look at this urban cowboy we'll treat this out of the bonfire as exam but this guy's on a horse and it's his body cam footage you see the guy decide to run from a horse and he runs into on this is the most popular thing the NYPD have done since 9-11 yeah doing guys we got a baller we got to put our whole PR machine behind this. Oh, so horse, you got to deputize that horse after this, man. So he really didn't chase him down as much as he just chased him into other cops, but accounts.

Now we're at a funeral. Yeah, that changed up, huh? Yeah. That went from being like, oh, that's fun to like I wonder who died Dude if you are a cop on horseback And that happens you have to have that moment really like Fuck I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. You just want to go yeah Is there audio because I want to know if he yells out there's no audio fuck dude. Just want him to be like holy shit holy shit

It's happening Holy shit, he's like calling his wife. Yeah, and it's just some fucking guy from like flat bush We're fucking bright and beach. He's like so this guy fucking runs, right? And then I'm there on Thunderbolt and I say Thunderbolt yeah I fucking chase them down. Dude, if you're in jail and you have to share that with the other people in jail. What the horse thing that's gonna chase you down on a horse? Yeah, they're like, how did you get caught?

You're like, uh, don't talk. It was like five cops, I fought them all. And they're like, how much were these sunglasses worth? If you steal now, like anything under $100 CVS no one's gonna run after you maybe it was a nice and that's for your listeners. Oh, yeah, I love that you're coming to drop it real I don't know I have a lot of Republican friends who let me know that a lot What's going on to the city? Saint Germain just comes in he goes you know if you're at a Dwayne Reed,

you could take $100 that they can't get mad at you. Get out of there, just steal enough stuff. But if you're in jail and someone's like, how did you get caught, you have to be like, I he's like five or six cops rustle me down. You can't be like, I was scared of a horse. Also, if you're being chased by a horse, don't you just want to turn back around

and run around it, because he's being chased by a horse, don't you just wanna turn back around and run around it because he's gonna have to like, eh, you never had a horse before? At like the one time I went to summer camp and it kept doing this, pushed back on me and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no! I hurt your fucking dick. Yeah?

Have you done a lot of horse riding? I mean, I just did that and then when I was in Nicaragua, I rode a horse. Hell yeah. Like without a, that was kind of crazy. But it was like a, it was like a literal wild horse. Like down, it was in Las Piles or in Tiles. It sounds like I'm making this up.

Was it your honeymoon? No, this was, I was, I was for my church. I was building houses. Damn, what? I didn't know you did that. It's not something I lead with. I don't know. Are we open a church? Are we open a show?

We open a show talking about how I've known you for so long. And I never knew in high school you were a missionary. I was just for one trip. It wasn't for me. And you just went down, oh, was it for her? It was also a press material. And so we weren't trying to get anybody to convert. You know, it wasn't like, you have in jackeles

after like a, after the tsunami or something like that. Was it for a lady? It was not. I went with my dad and I ended up, he got so dehydrated, I had to like push him out on a wheelchair. It was crazy. What? And you guys went and built houses and nicker all over.

It's such a, I mean, the whole thing is like, that, look, first off, you get there, there's no reason for these trips because you get there and you're like, you could have given half of this money to nickerogwin workers and they all work harder than us anyway, because we're all like suburban kids, you know? You know, this is just to be like, look at these, like, this is, this is how the third world country lives, even though their literacy rate is higher than us,

like there's a ton of stuff that they've got beaten on us. They've just been ravaged by, you know, American imperialism for a hundred years. But the thought of you just being at a work site and you're just, imagine how mad you'd be if you were Nicar Aragwin, and you're gonna get a house, and you're like, fuck yeah, and it's just some theater program from like fucking Long Island, and they're just like, I don't wanna build it, come on man, there's a-

The bedrooms in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go. Monsoos season's coming up. Can you fucking please build a decent room? Yeah. How long were you down there for? Just a week. Oh, okay, so you just went in and like nailed in See how the other half lives, you just like did a couple like you just like boom boom boom and then take the picture and you're like Jesus is let Jesus is Lord by yeah, it's like when the rich girl like fucks the poor guy. Yeah in college

Yeah, I'm not gonna do this Well, this was fun for two nights, but you not to sleep on a mattress on the floor Yeah, you have all the poor opinions, okay? Yeah, how fuck when did you go down there during the summer? Spring I believe all right, so you didn't catch that heat No, it wasn't I don't think I don't think it was bad though, but it was That's what you should do drop those kids down there in August to when they're just like, it's inhabitable.

What you hear? Mosquitoes are tough. I mean, they're really tough down there, but I mean, they were re-were anyway, but, uh, yeah, it was a crazy trip. I am glad I did it. I'll listen to that. And then you rode a horse, just re-

I just rode a horse. Bareback? Yeah. Like a romantic novel? Yeah, I had to jump off the horse, but it wasn't going, it was going faster than normal walking, but not totally fast, so I had to jump off the horse But it wasn't going it was going faster than normal walking but not totally fast So I did jump off because it wouldn't stop so I jumped off in like a bush. Let me ask you It didn't it wasn't saddled up. I don't remember it being saddled up

But it could It wasn't that bad, but they are beautiful animals It's a weird thing to say. You could ride something. They're very powerful animals, but you just bear back on a fucking horse. It's like, I'm like, I'm realistic Fabio. Yeah, I'm the man who comes for you. Not a beautiful man named Fabio.

I've never, Jacob, you've ridd horses. Do you think what that cop did was difficult? He just went down the road. Yeah, he just kinda went down. I think he just wanted to have his moment. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like when he got there, there were like other cops already taking care of the cops.

That's what happened. Three cops made the arrest. It's like some psychiatric nurses, the guys mentally ill, you just had to talk to him. Now he's terrified of someone. He's on the street. Now he's terrified of someone from medieval times just trying to kill him but it's also it's also like uh do you think the other cops rolled their eyes where they go hey

here comes Anthony on his horse what's the what's the comic equivalent of that what riding it on a horse yeah like riding it on a horse uh saying you're too dangerous oh that's true saying you're your comedy I do I do this that's true. Saying you're comedy. I do. I knew this. What's that? Boxing before you go on. Shadow Boxer.

I remember I thought this one comic this was years ago. I'm like, oh, hey, man, how's it going? He's like, pretty good. My comedy's getting pretty vicious. He says, it's getting pretty vicious. I'm not going to do. Do I know him? I don't think he does it anymore, but I'll tell you afterwards

He's a sweetheart, but it was it was a layer right down on this paper I don't know if you will know him actually Right it down on this paper I mean, it could be like 10 people we know but I don't know but saying I don't know dude, it's getting pretty vicious He's so goddamn funny Yeah dude, I'm hearing him I'm hearing him, but I don't think he knew him. I don't think he doesn't anymore. I don't think he does it anymore

Yeah Everybody knew it. Yeah, dude. Sorry dude. You guys like a heavy metal guy. Yeah, man My shoes getting pretty vicious. Yeah, I was like all those jokes like I just raped a baby You know, it was like all those type of jokes. Dude, that is, that's gotta be the new thing. It's finding words to say like that. There you go. Dude, how's it been going?

You're like, that's on the road. Shit's getting pretty fucking metal. I wish it's pretty metal. Um, yeah, man, I'm fucking reinventing the game over here. How's your new hour? Pretty satanic. I dive into the dark arts for about 30 to 35 minutes of the set. Has there ever been a dark arts comedian?

Like a satanic comedian? Yeah. He's like, what's the deal with Jesus for saking the devil pussy? I think that's Ricky Trevace's act. Yeah. And he says it with a cherub face and a little British smile. I like the day.

He starts bombing so he just does the dance on the office. That's the story I heard when he first started doing stay. I mean, I think he, there are guys of areas I love extras. But like, apparently, like, one of the first times he'd stand up. He was like doing it and wasn't going well. So he just like broke into the dance he does in the office. Like, 10 minutes in. I bet it killed. I'm dead, but I think he kept going back to the well.

It's like I'm Schneider opening and closing with you can do it. Oh man, Veter used to open for his Schneider. Yeah, that must have been, he said it was fucking nuts. I was trying to find a satanic comedian and I found this Christian guy, but just look at this. Oh, that's the guy that wrote the book the book about comedy comedy historian just call yourself that yeah he wrote like an in-depth book on stand-up he's a former Canadian comedian

and he was at the seller the book is great yeah very important that nestar off is it no that's not that i'm thinking of something else that one book and thinking but he wrote this book called like comedians pick pockets and scound. It's a really good historical book about standup was shit that I was like, I didn't even know that. I didn't know that the mob ran standup for like most of standup.

And the reason it was called a standup comedian was because their mob was like, he's a standup guy. There's a story in that guy's book about this guy that goes against the mob and they cut his tongue out. He's a comic? Yeah. Damn.

The comedians, drunk thieves, scoundrels in the history of American comedy. Yeah, it came out in 2016. It's a good book, and he was at the seller, and just, dude, I mean, I've been big time to a couple of times. That guy big time to shit out of me. What, this, this, this, the cliff in Estero?

I was like, hey man, nice to meet you. I was like, oh, he's got that book. I'm excited to read you guys. Yeah. I've been his turn yeah the turn to it was that I don't think I don't really I feel like you're higher on the totem pole even a couple years ago no he wasn't like me or nothing but I was just coming in to do a spot and someone's like he was doing no-m's podcasts and someone was like oh this is this guy I was like shit, I just got that book. I'm excited to read it anyway. Yeah. Anyways. And you're like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It was up there with the Chris Rock talking

to Neil Brennan like a ghost interpreter. Wait, what was it? We talked about it on yesterday's show, but one time I was at the table at the seller in Chris Rock. It was like me, me. I'm Chris Rock and that was Neil Brennan. Anytime I would talk, he would react to it to Neil Brennan. Wow. Well, he's got, he's on the spectrum, right? Didn't he come out and say that? Him and Seinfeld use that. So there's an excuse on why they're assholes.

They go on. Seinfeld's just so rich, he can't even talk to him. He goes, I'm not mean. I'm retarded. That's the whole point. I don't know. I'm not fair because I did meet the guy who played Korky from Life Goes On. So actually someone who's retired, very nice. He was incredibly nice from him. I bet that hug was warm and embraced. Great guy. He used to live.

It was the, it was the Institute of Down syndrome right next to Olivia Wingate's office. So I would like go and bitch about my career and then go to my bathroom and piss, and I would be next to Korky. Yeah, that's a, hey guy, he's like, hey, man. And first you don't want to be an astronaut. You're like, is that the quirky?

That's that because you know, if you're wrong on, is that quirky? It is not a great look. You look like a monster. Yeah. He goes, that's the guy that played quirky and they go, no. He's 19. He's Puerto Ricans. Yeah.

It's wrong with you. The idea of special need Seinfeld is fun though, or he's like, what's the deal with, can I lick you? Thunder makes me free, no! Oh no, what's the deal with, John Cena? George, I want cake! Every time they go to monks, he just stops going. George, I want cake! He killed everyone. Every time they go to monks, he just gets cake.

But he still gets laid all the time, and everyone's confused. But that makes sense why he doesn't like all those women. He's like, she smells like mommy! Yeah, well the toys episode doesn't have to change. Yeah. Were they drug her and play with her toys? Yeah, that's exactly true. It's still doing that.

Damn, dude, I think it's been there the whole time. I think they've been trying the whole time. I think they've been trying to tell us that fucking sign filled special needs this entire time. Who what could be to have Asperger's? I always discovered he was autistic. Everybody everybody. Yeah, Asperger's. Have you seen my favorite is like bipolar people use next to you. So I'm bipolar and I mean to be fair. No, if you're unmedicated, like things do

get crazy, but like can't just use it for everything. You can't feel like that's stolen valor you know, if you're unmedicated, like things do get crazy, but like, can't just use it for everything. You can't feel like- That's stolen, Valor, dude. If you're walking around bipolar and someone's like, I've been acting so bipolar and you're like, dude, I know one comedian who's like the issues comedian or whatever, like what's with mental health comedian.

And I found out he's on like, lower dose shit than I am. I'm like, come on, man. I should have taken this lane. Yeah, dude. I know my heart's black, but come on. Dude, I mean, I'm like, come on, man. I should have taken this lane. Yeah, dude. I know my heart's black, but come on. Dude, I mean, I think what you should do is go off meds, knock this guy off as pedestal. I don't think that's what happened. But what I'm saying, I don't think that's what what happened, dad. I want to see. I think I may be calling you content 3 AM for teaming up with

the government. But I don't think I'm going to the who air with all the, don't want a comedy career without my advantage of pressing. Katie goes, why is Dan St. Germain trying to buzz into the building right now? It's four in the morning. I don't know, I think I told him to take a look. He says he's sick of me fucking you? I don't know, I gave him a real speech in Tacoma about him coming off the meds and taking what's right place. I do wonder though, I think you have a couple days are really great writing great shit Like and then I would just go eventually it goes down

Now you know I guess people going off meds is never For like 12 years it's crazy. Yeah, when I've ever I've had a friend that's like I'm off my meds And I'm feeling great. I'm like for now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gonna get fucking I wanna know who this comic is. You gotta start writing down. We're gonna have Dan. We're gonna treat. I think I know. We're not filming this. So I slept with instead of a Pandora playlist. We're gonna put out Dan's dirty list of comedians on Twitter. Dan's dirty list of comedians. Dude, I love him. They're all red. I still love the thing in the past.

I still love the idea of him being like, how's my comedy? It's fucking. It's pretty fucking vicious. It's pretty vicious. That's such a gateway to calling comedy. That's fun. It is weird when comics, when I've had comics,

tell me what a good comedian they are That's what still happens. It does happen. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he didn't sleep with him Here the oh Yeah, but he did not sleep with him. He is kind of the issues comedian. You're right where he's like I'm sad And you're like bitch. I'm a more shit. I'm a more juice than you Everybody's like sad if you're comedic you want to judge yourself worth by whether or not strangers like you for 40 minutes.

If you can sell more carnival tickets. Exactly. Yeah, you're a show pony. We're gonna take our first break. We're hanging out with Dan St. Germain, Big J up in Montreal for just for laughs. Go get tickets right now bigjacomity.com for the nasty show. It's running tonight. Yes.

Tonight. 30 tonight. 830 tonight, all the way through the end of the festival. He's also doing a couple the worst. So make sure you go to BigJacomity.com for tickets. I will be in Tacoma tomorrow through Saturday with Dan Saint-Germain. Hello. And we'll give you the list of comedians that we've written down in person. You know how it goes on the bonfire.

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