The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Facts of Life (feat. Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: December 10, 2021

Joe DeRosa joins The Bonfire and fills in for a sick Dan Soder and they discuss the re-casting of Different Strokes and Facts of Life!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@JoeDeRosaComedy www.JoeDeRosaInfo.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. What did you think? I would do at this moment When you stand in before me Don't mess I need you

It's my turn There you go I never let you go What? Do you think? I would give it a little moment Oh The end of this song the end of this song when he starts to like a He wanted chair coffee sounds like Oh

He wanted chair coffee sounds like They got back up They think like pity barns and something Billy Vera Billy Vera and like the fucking scooter PD Barnes oh my god, that's so funny dude if you're you're a guy in a back round, it goes, whoa, dude, you're a jerk off. I used to do that. I used to do that to fuck with Rachel Feinstein, when she was on stage.

Yeah. I would sit, I would sit, I would do it at Gotham, because Gotham was like so big with high ceilings. I would sit way in the back. And I'd wait for, as you do a joke, and I'd wait for the laughter to die out, and then I would just go, ow!

I'm in the back of the room. I'm in the back of the room. I'm in the back of the room. Dude, the guy hooting is the funny thing. Whoa! It's so stupid, dude. It's so fucking funny. Shit.

I gotta start doing that again to people. I'm on the road with Sal this weekend. I'm gonna do it to this weekend I'm gonna do it to south from the wing I'm going out with them this weekend for a couple shows they're gonna do it I understand yelling yeah you know I mean it all that shit but like wooing something as a guy is just I Whoo Bob and and he's doing it. He's doing it just for those because that's a live version of this I mean, I think the only version that's the old version. Yeah, and he was doing it for the studio Yeah, you're the background Billy motherfucker Vera Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you hear the background. That's Billy Mother fucking Vera. What a weird thing like to get famous from a live recording of a song that nobody knew, right? Is that hot? They just used it in that family ties, man. And it's skyrocketed.

That's back when TV meant something. Jesus Christ, you can be lead on a series for six years now. Not sell tickets. It does. I mean, what the fuck? It means nothing anymore. something Jesus Christ you can be lead on a series for six years now not sell tickets What the fuck it means nothing anymore So many people will now because regular people at home are famous because they're like watch me cook in my panties God damn it I know well if you're saying I'm the same reason as me the cooking the panties. I need that's mine You can't have it. I trademarked trademark trademark legal trademark cooking in panties with Jay

It's legal trademark Jacob have you already pounded off since you've been home? No, I just really just got in I just got the It's a bomb. Did you not did you not beat it at your mom's Jacob? I thought it'd be the first thing you do. I thought it'd be the first thing you do. I thought it'd be the first thing you do. I thought it'd be the first thing you do. I thought it'd be the first thing you do. I thought it'd be the first thing you do. I thought it'd be the first thing you do. I thought it'd be the first thing you do.

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Yeah, it's good to say. What's up? What's your job, Jacob, the glass-eyed doll? Staring down at you. They freaked me out, bad. The murder children of the bog? Can you just take them out of the room? My mom had a Jesus.

I did. I did. I did that. I was in the room. I would stand. I made her take it out. I was like, get rid of this. It was like staring at me all night. It's weird. I was like, you really let me down.

Yeah, it was a crucifixion bust. Like crown of thorns. Like Vekiole told me years ago, like Vekiole told me years ago, he finds all of that. Even the violent ones calming. That's how Italian he is. I can't remember I'm out of full bust of Jesus. I mean, it sounds bigger than it was.

It was probably like this big, but it would sit on top of this shelf, these shelves in the guest room, and it would just stare down at me. I wasn't even doing anything. I was just like, you got to get this out of here. It's freaking out. I would turn it around. In the room, I stay at my mom's house. It's a full-size statue of Jesus,

but he's dunking like Jordan. He's doing the jump, man pose. You're, oh, that's a, god damn it. I thought you were serious for a second. It is a joke, but it is nice to know. And you're not far off to thicken my family's garbage enough to possibly have that. That's, that was why it was a good joke. I was like, yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, it's out up. Joe, me and Joe, by the way, I'm pretty sure that was around that time. Me and Joe broke girls back to my mom's house when we were staying there one night and walked by the living room. We the walk two girls threw my mom's living room that had an Allen Iverson poster tacked on it on the wall. They've clashed up their game though. There's a big old cadm it there with pictures and all kinds of stuff. Wait a second though. The poster was your mom's? That wasn't Joe's? I thought it was Joe's. No Joe really didn't give a fuck about Iverson that much. He was a hater always Joe. He was just hate home team shit to be a dick, but my mom, no, my mom was super in the Iverson. How could you not be?

Yeah, you could not be. Oh, he was the man. I'm not doubting that. I just always assumed that was your stepdad's poster. Now, that it was your mom's poster. No, if my stepdad had posters up, it would be of brutishly gigantic muscular dudes. Like that's, all right. That's more his thing. No, he was like, wait, lifter. So he, that's me. Things like, we always had

those magazines. It looked like if you were a, a gay friend of mine coming over my bathroom, you could have tugged off hard. All my stepfather had in there was magazines of dudes and thongs. Yeah, I remember your stepdad would come out of the garage drenched after like benching like 450 and get down and smoke half a pack of American spirits. Now, new ports, dude, new ports. Oh, that's right. That's right. He we would spoke American spirits

And he would tell us how they were actually worse for you. Yeah, that's what it was. You know, you're actually worse for you Dr. Joe. Yes, but I called Joe before the show today my stepfather is getting smartest person I know Yes, and I was calling him because I got a full blood panel Not the doctors the other day and listen this this was a scary moment for me today I answered my phone from a number I didn't know and it was like hey now I got a full blood panel I asked for cancer screens all this shit. Oh, yeah, our doctor by the way same guy Pap our guy. Yes, yeah, I just did a full blood plan with p. Yeah, and so they call me up and they ask and they go They said they go

Have your blood panel back but they're on speaker phone so I can't really hear them well and the girls like blood panel back Some true low 400 Low and I can't hear what she's saying and she's like, am I calling? I finally get her to sound better and I go, what's low? She's like, 430 and I go, but what does that mean? She's like, it's low.

On the low end of normal. I go, but of what? Am I dying? And she goes, no, testosterone. I forgot the guy told me if I wanted to test for my testosterone levels. And he said, if you're on the low end of normal, I might be able to get some fucking some testosterone boost, buddy.

Ooh, that was it. And I go, okay, I go, what about the rest of the cancer stuff? She goes, now you're fine. But a testosterone, what's it going to do? It's going to make my dick so hard all the time. You'll see. Isn't that yeah, I mean, what's it gonna do? It's gonna make my dick so hard all the time. You'll see. Yeah, I mean, it's, Pabbis, he did a full blood panel on me.

He called me. Yeah. The nurse called me first, and then he called me a second time, and I was like, oh, Jesus Christ, he's calling to be like, we made a mistake. Yeah. It was just like, and he was just like,

I don't know what you're worried about. You're in great health. And I was like, and he was just like, I don't know what you're worried about. You're a great house. And I was like, did you test the blood? Yeah, he goes, did you just fucking put this in the garbage and charge my insurance money? I mean, you're good. What's that thing that says blood trash can over there? What's blood dump? What is that? Well, no, well, I'm glad you're healthy. Yeah, I'm

healthy, but I'm gonna be yoked. You're gonna see, man, I'm gonna fucking, there's strong chance in the next year. If I get testosterone boost, I'm gonna punch a hole through Christine. You'll see Vladimir style. Oh, wolfing out. Hang on, I'm wolfing out. You should have Justin come on to talk about testosterone. I'm pretty sure that's like a thing he's done that like he'll talk to you like an expert about. I know, but he's going to do in such a just in a way. I got to say that for a car ride. I'm not putting people on the show through that. No, but you gotta see, your hair growth's gonna be lush, it's gonna be thick, it's gonna be the way you want it. Now, I know the way you're hair.

Justin is the covenant. Justin will literally say to you, don't go to your doctor for that dude. I'll tell you what, come to my place. I'll inject you in my kitchen. You know, I don't think that's a good idea Justin. Do it, stop worrying, it's fine. I would let Justin do me. I'd like Justin do me like that

It's injectables I gotta take I would absolutely let Justin jab my ass. You're gonna start punching TVs on the road Dude, that's what you're gonna start doing. That's what I'm looking for. I'm looking to get a little more aggressive You're spoiling for a fight. I don't think I've been aggressive enough lately. I'm going to get a little more fucking aggressive. I'm going to get turned out. So you were surprisingly for the brand of comedy that you enjoy and the type of YouTube video that you enjoy most. You were surprisingly, arguably, the least aggressive man

I know. I'm definitely not aggressive, just like starting off ever. No, I, you know, you've got your limit as we all do, right? But, you know, like, I can be aggressively defensive. I'm not aggressively offensive. You're also often, you're often the first one to talk shit,

but you're often the last one to talk shit. You'll ride for somebody for a while. It'll take a lot of us to be shit, but you're often the last one to talk shit. You'll ride for somebody for a while. It'll take a lot of us to be like, Jay, God, dammit. He sucks. And then finally, you'll be like, all right. All right. He sucks. You know, like you're an interesting guy that way. It's very interesting. Thank you. I'll take that. I'll talk to it. it. Um, we were talking yesterday a little bit me and Dan, I was showing them Tommy two smooth clips and I was showing them doing Feliciano Fernandez. When you can see his dick through his pants always. And it's like a far away shot of Tommy

performing. And you can still see his dick just knocking around. Yeah. I was carrying around the fucking turkey leg. Everything is huge. Such a big penis. It wasn't a big penis. Check if you're right. But I was thinking about the difficulty of being a character comic and then your head shouts, kind of have 17 pictures on it of all the names. And also Tommy's characters. A lot of them are for like a long time ago. And he made him. So it's always like that. You know what I mean? Like the name is this is my Hispanic character.

La Cucaraja Martinez. Dude, it's like, this is a Chinese character, Chinky Chunk, Chinky Chunk, faux fong fong. That's, God damn Tommy. Holy shit. I mean, it's got a profile is dick. That's insane. It's I don't know how I never noticed this at the at the Laugh House before. Really? Like his dickball, Jimmy. I mean, it was it was hypnotic every week week after week. How did I never notice this? Those pants only came out for Felicia and Fernandez. That wig was most of the characters. for Felicia and a Fernandez, that wig was most of the characters.

Well, that's like every time Marlon Wains does does a movie where he plays like eight people. One of them is always like the funny face sibling. Yeah, you know, it's like, we're like, the this is the character. You know, you're like, I guess it's a character. I don't know. Not to jump, not to jump, but I completely haven't, I don't have even talked about this all week. But the other day, did anybody else watch the live in front of a studio audience, facts of life and different strokes thing they did. I only saw the different strokes one. I always saw the different strokes one with Cam and it was like, what the fuck are they doing?

Who's asking for this? Dude, it was so unattaining. The first two times, I did not say it. I did not see this new one. But the first two times they did this, it was in the height of the, like the, it was in the wake of the George Floyd stuff. Okay. And it was like, we're gonna recreate these Norman,

or Norman Lear scripts from the 70s that we're challenging then and are still relevant today regarding race. And we're going to cast it realistically and we're going to do this message at the beginning about like the laughter helps us heal and all that stuff. And it's like, it made sense. Now we're just going to do any sitcoms that existed.

And we're not even gonna cast it realistically. We have Kevin and Damon Wains playing 12-year-old boys. It was fucking, it's chaos. What are they doing? It was here first of all to introduce the different strokes one. Todd Bridges had to come out because everyone else is dead the entire cast is dead. Todd Bridges come out he goes I think I speak for the late Conrad Bane the late Mrs. Garrett Charlotte Ray the

late Gary Coleman and the late Dana Playdo when I say I'm so excited to be here to watch this alone the only drug of terrible memories. Then Snoop Dogg came out and played a character. It was what the fuck was it at least the molestation episode of different strokes? No man that now they that would have been balls and I would have said that they should start recreating the very special episodes. That's what they should do. Yeah. Yeah. very specials. Yeah, oh, dude, Dudley, by the way, Arnold gets out. Dudley gets touched up.

And then stays a character on the show. Gordon Jump, Gordon Jump as the molester. Mr. Carlson. The greatest character actor in sitcom history. His whole every character, it was just him fixing, like him nervous fixing his, his, his tie and his collar. He's, that guy is so funny. Like, he's on to, so does Seinfeld. They drop him in as Georgia's boss, and he's just doing that the whole time. And it's like, like, it's hilarious. I don't even know

what I'm laughing at, but it's hilarious. Just as whole demeanor. Yeah, dude, it was WKRP. That was it. He always plays that kind of guy. Maybe they should do like the renex special episodes. I don't understand. I don't know what episode they did a faxalife if we could find that out Christine, but the one they did of different strokes was so bad. It's just what was the plot of the because it is just the jokes are still. It was I think the first episode I think it was a will instant one in share room with Arnold anymore because he's older and he was going to start developing pictures in the in the bathroom or something. And then Arnold walked in and ruined his pictures and Christine smile.

You look like you're taking over the world. Jesus Christ. Domination. Oh, shit, dude. That's gonna seem that it's I guess the commentary or the reason we're doing different shows is it's still sort of a racial commentary because it's the white guy adopting the black kids, but they don't have any racial commentary from the thing. It's just Willis wants his own room.

And then so he stays his friends house in Harlem for a night but then comes home in the middle of the night because he missed Arnold and Arnold missed him. It was the jokes are nothing. Right. Our children's jokes for like a card, you know, basically a sitcom for families and kids more or less. And it's just, I don't get what the point of it was at all.

The facts of life one, I didn't see it. I heard it was bad. They had Mindy Cone. They dragged out Mindy Cone. I mean, did Toody show up? Toody's back on TV. They're all there. Okay. Oh, because they say, I mean, did Toody show up? Toody's back on TV. Yeah, they're all there.

Okay. Oh, because they say, I'll tell you, you want to have your mind blown. I'll tell you have your mind blown is. Yeah. Blair looks like she's only five years older than she was. She looks, it's not that she aged or a good surgery and aged well, she looks the same.

I don't think it's, I think it's surgery at all. She doesn't look any different. She looks identical. Look at that. The damn full screen prompt is like, yeah, Tudy and Blair look, I mean, not to shit on Mindy column, but yeah, Tudy, Tudy, Kim Fields plays the wife on the upshaws, the Mike Eps and Wanda Psych show. And she's hot, man. She's still hot. Okay. God. Oh, my, that's wild, man. You're right. Blair looks like like, that's wild. Jody and show up. Same face. No Nancy McKeein. She meant Nancy McKeein. But man, Mindy Cone couldn't wait to be there. Mindy cone looks like somebody grabbed their cheeks

and put their foot on the back of her head and pulled back. Oh, yeah, a lot of face lifts. Oh, geez. She's had a lot of work. So maybe Blair's just looking great comparatively. But no, but Blair looks unaged, unless she got really good work done. Tooty, tooty is, I think just, she just aged amazingly I think you know, I think she loves to be called Tudy still She probably hey, Tudy. Hey, remember you were Tudy Hey you remember you were Tudy who's that is Mrs. Garrett who played Mrs. Garrett? I still have no idea and doubt Who means nothing to me? Oh, she's great.

From what? Who is she? She's phenomenal in the handmade style. Okay. I mean, tremendous. By the way, Kevin Hart 42 and 61 year old Damon Wayans played Willis. Right. What the fuck? How big of a laugh did it get when Kevin's finally said what you're talking about willis it exploded it was the most anti-climactic place to put it

i was gonna say if somebody was born to say that it is i do see the kevin gary colman parallel now i can't it did not make sense it did not make sense to me and he did five i mean memorize the share of it i mean mean Kevin tons of lines and It was live and I just don't get what it was like are you doing a favor for somebody? It's like It's it's literally just celebrities jerking off now like look at celebrities having a good time It's like that old like Carson stuff where like six celebrities would come out together and all laugh and you know and you're like

You guys look like you're having fun, man. You know? Do you think it's because they're off camera, it's such a level of darkness that they're willing to be like cornball on stuff? Because like my thing with that, I'd be like, I don't want to go be in a play of different strokes unless we're really making fun of it.

Like we're making it like ridiculous. Right. But if you're not making it, if you're just gonna read the script and like, the only thing you add in is like snoop dogs as some loose thing about pot Do you know I mean is like the only thing like now, man. It's like I don't get why you're doing it doesn't look cool It certainly was It was not entertaining. I wanted this I watched it because it when I started not to be entertained

But like I got to gotta see where it ends. Where are they gonna say to Mrs. Overs? It's like a big bow or is it fucking worth it? Is fax in life, Norman? Norman Lear is not fax, so life is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it is, yeah. Oh, he is.

And he's different strokes, too. Jesus Christ, man. Yeah. What are you saying? You think they would have done like one day at a time about the family struggling with money or doing other good times, you know, do a road. I mean, I'm not wrote. Do mod, mod tackled all kinds of crazy social issues that are still relevant today.

You know, like the Arthur didn't, be Arthur didn't work for 10 years because they had an episode where mod got an abortion and it was so look frowned upon that be Arthur like they didn't want be Arthur for the golden girls because they were like she's going to turn too many people off after that mod in so they're a portion. Yeah, it's wild. There's an episode of mod where her husband row versus weight everybody. That's my be Arthur also my gay guy. I have very few impressions impressions but they cover a lot

Yeah, there's an episode of mod where her husband struggling with alcoholism and he gets drunk and he hits her They're simply heavy shit on mod man. Why would you not do mod do mod? Well, don't don't forget that Yeah, somebody do Mrs. Bunker getting almost raped uh... missus uh... bunker getting almost raped did you get that that was a crazy scene yeah i know

in one of the most unrealistic things of all time is like hey i'm a young guy and we're rapes old lady that's just throw the hot water on him or something yeah i'm not saying that doesn't happen in the world it was just it did it was so i don't know where what yeah water on him or something. Yeah, I'm not saying that doesn't happen in the world. It was just it was so out of nowhere. Like, what? Yeah. This guy wants a hot piece of eat it.

Eat it. I have the all in the family box set. And it's I still find it to be a wowing show. It's some it's incredible. It's really went. They went for it. It's hard hard. Yeah, they didn't have any real hard at all. Yeah, what was a it was a comic that he was sitting across from and they just kept until they got to the end word.

One of the things like that where they just keep saying names to each other and chairs. That's Chevy Chase and Richard prior on SNL. Oh, yeah, the word association. That was weird. Yeah, yeah, it holds up. We was weird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It holds up weird still. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, honky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's that that's SNL. Um, uh, Chevy Chase and Richard. I mean, it's so weird that you, yeah, it's such, it's, you know, this is like been said ad nauseam. I'm not making any revelations here, but like, it's just so weird to me every day still that like you could do more and edge your stuff 40 years ago.

Then you couldn't, like it's, it's so odd. It's, it's, it's usually the opposite. No, but, you know, there's, no, but here's a thing, but the like the underbelly, the like the outcast stuff is much more aggressive now. That's true. I mean, I got to go to it is like there's a, what do you want to call it, the black market for is another black market, available stuff, but like just the counter culture, I guess of it is like, you know, goes much further. Like I think like comedy does go further now than it ever has. It's just where it is. I wear it.

Okay. It's just on NBC. It's dialed back 300% from four years ago. That's the weird part. That's the weird part to me that the main stream at one point was edgy or than it isn't. I remember seeing an interview with Bob Hope and Dick Dekevitt interviewed Bob Hope from in the 70s and Bob Hope was like he was like back when I did radio they

banned a script because we use the word jerk. Can you believe that? And I was like wow man like times change and now it's made me so upset I had to go slap a woman I'm gonna have a cognac and hit a lady in the face. I Heard the new apps of unfortunately of it's always sunny or much tamer The episode was about them act actively making a decision for that But like I thought they did it very funny, and And I don't know. I thought the episodes, I thought the first two episodes were funny. I'm going to watch the new two tonight. That roller rink one is getting bashed. Everybody's saying it's, it's awful, but like just because it's not, they're just saying it's not funny, though, the roller rink one. But I think that was, I think it was one of yesterday's,

but the first two ones made me laugh. Oh, yeah all right. Well, I'm excited to see them. But even curb, I mean, watching curb every Sunday, it's still edgy, but it's like, it's nowhere near what it was, man. You know, like, it's way came down from what it was. Cause I went back and started, dude, I went back and I was watching like the first two seasons and like the shit he's

doing dude where he's like, he's like, when he calls the guy, I can't hit the card game repeatedly. And like, the one where, I don't want to say it, but he's like, there's an episode where he just flat out. It's like season four. And he's like, it's like when black people say, and he just says it and everybody's like, Larry, and he's like what's what I'm like they would never do that now they would never make that joke now. It's just because people know that

gets there's movement from the negativity of it more than just going like this isn't my thing I'm not going to watch the show or something like but everyone's got to know it's like, I, me, the Loris Wayne right is upset. And I live in Peoria. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, like even like when, when Michael, when they did the Seinfeld reunion season and Michael Richards came on and JB smooth dresses up like the Muslim because he wants Michael Richards to think that he's a doctor. And then Michael Richards, like when Michael Richards answers the door, he's like, oh, come on,

man, it was three years ago. I said I was sorry like like that's a fucking wildly ballsy joke like I don't think they would do that now You know, I just don't think they would go that far No, I don't think so either They seem to be so those shows seem to be so protected in their own fan bases though that they can still get away with You know more than somebody coming up right now. Yeah, they can.

They can, but they'll be held to much more scrutiny now because somebody goes like, oh, if I start writing a letter, I can get always sunny. Like, I might be able to change something. They might get canceled because of the things I say, how offensive they were. Like, you just fed people that can do that when they're not really, that offended is the thing. They're just happy to be upset about something and feeling alive, I guess. There's gotta be an addiction,

like a genuine mental addiction to that. Like man, when you're a victim, people really rally behind you. It's something, just like people always do. But the way these people treat me just hurts is what I'm saying. And like, you know, I wish people wouldn't say mean things about me. You don't deserve sponsors. Oh, yes. I'm just going to sit here. And I mean, like, that's the thing like like a show like Kerber or Sonny, it's still edgy in comparison.

That's right. Because the non-edgy stuff has become so miltose, it's crazy. So it's still edgy, but like even AP Bio, like the first season of that, it was, it was Glen Howardton. It was literally Glen Howardton doing Dennis Reynolds as a teacher. Like, it was, it was, it's always, it was the same exact kind of humor. And then by the half length of a second season, it's like, oh, no, you like becomes more likable.

And now, you know, and it's like, it's still edgy, but it's not what it was four years ago, you know, like, you know, but whatever. I don't, I'm not complaining. I'm just stating something's different. Jacob, you probably couldn't even buy a bunch of swastika bound books anymore. You probably couldn't find that anywhere. Not in this liberal America. Jacob, your thoughts? Damn, liberal fucking town. You pieces of shit.

I was trying to say before by my book, mention Tommy Tuss smooth. Have you ever seen a character comic that you've been like, that's great. That's a great one. Let me, let me think. You weren't the person who said you liked that. Oh, no, Josh had a Myers was saying he liked the one where the, the girl dressed like the guy with a mustache and ultimately pulled out her tits and she's I know who he's talking about. She's great. She's I'm blanking on her name. If we're talking about the same person, she's great. I don't know if we're talking about the same person though, but she does like want. She didn't have a show as a show as a show as a character. Yeah,

as the guy. Yeah, she's like, she goes on stage with her tits fully out and she draws chest hair on herself. Yeah. Yeah, I think she's funny. I'm, I'm blanking on her name. What? Yeah, but that's not also, I don't consider that a character comic. I consider that like a one person show person. Character comic to me is like, you're doing, you're doing five characters over 45 minutes. You know what I mean? And you're probably called the something of many faces. Yeah, exactly.

I feel like I never really see that in standup clubs at all. Like that's all important. I just like it's dying. It's a dying art a bit, but like now it's not going to hurt. But the years that I was in clubs, I just feel like I didn't see it like ever. Like all of that whoever's talented in that was like pushed over to improv. Odin Kirk was great at it. Odin Kirk was great at it in the 90s, but he wouldn't come out and be like,

this is my character that does XY and Z. He would just be, he would like the bit in its of itself was him to being this character. And then he would just come out of it and do a different bit where he was doing a different character. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Whatcha up? Did he at least swipe his hand down his face and back up so you know there was a change in character? Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I apologize That I just called them Odin Kirk like we hang out every day

Oh, do you know rules about Odin Kirk? Oh my boy. Oh my boy. Oh a old you uh Oh, was it your first football game you went to last weekend? No in life. No, no, no, I've been So was that your first football game you went to last weekend? No, in life? No, no, no. I've been to, no, no, I went to a couple of legal games as a kid. And then last week was the first one I've been to in years.

And I went because of a liquor sponsor that we work with, or liquor rep that we work with, the bar was sponsoring a tailgate and he's a friend of ours and so we went and it was free food and free booze and I proceeded to get so drunk at the tailgate I slept through the whole game but uh wow hot damn shit dude you watched the only possible resurgence of the Eagle season they won you snored right through yes But it was like they were down and out. Do they have to win every game from here on out. And that was the first of the ones they have to win. The Cowboys are running away with the vision.

We got there at 11 30. And I won. You're just out. We didn't go into the start of the game. We win probably about an hour late. That's what. But like we were, I was hanging out at the bar the night before a bit and I was like, when I got up on Sunday, I was like, I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. So I really hit the ground, run it. As soon as I got to the tailgate, this guy Tommy handed me a cup and he started pouring whiskey into it. I literally the first thing I said, I go, put me in coach. I gotta get back in this game. Or I'm not gonna make it through today.

And I went after it a little too hard, but I didn't I sleep during the game. It was nice. I woke up to them and it was it. God dammit. We didn't have great seats if that makes you feel better. It was, they were fine. It wasn't like I wasted like a box or something.

No, I didn't like, no, it's not that. It's not that I feel about it. I didn't go. I just had a feeling I was going to be more of the, it was about the tailgate, not about the game at all. So, so it was just like, whenever you want to have been like, Hey, we're all hanging outside. I would have been the asshole walking in,

just me and Christine walking in. It was just like, you know what they had, dude, at the tailgate, you know what they were cooking on a flat top grill outside Fucking Taylor ham and Jesus dude. What's that? Pork rolls they were to their cooking pork roll. I'm not a fan of pork roll. Now fuck you It's pretty gross Look, I know it's not great.

I just thought you get excited that it was like a Philly thing. Orc roll. Bring it up. You're the person who brings it up. Don't ask questions. Just look. Orc roll, I can choose. It's the best thing ever.

Oh, black glue. They were cooking these things right there. To make the order, baby. Made to order, baby. Bait to order. Then ribs. The food was really good, actually. Is it pork belly got rind on it on the outside? No. No. It's blue hairs here. This one's a rind so bad.

It's like fried baloney a little. Yeah. You like it, Lou? but yeah, it's a Jersey thing. We all love it. Luda, you like it? You piece of shit. Yes. Yes, I do. Oh, it's like fucking weird.

So I'll take thick so army. It's like ham. It tastes like things all about it. It's good. Evan, you would like it. It's and you you cook it with like a bit of brown sugar. It's got this sweet. It's almost like a glazed ham kind of vibe.

It's good. Sounds good. It is. It's good. It's good. It's probably too fatty for Jay. Thank you. Yeah.

I get it. You know, I get it. By the way, by the way, Lewitsky, when I called you, well, that's not what I was on. I said, you look like Eddie Furlong after it all went to shit. So somebody messaged me and they were like,

dude, you finally put my finger on it. I could never figure out what it was. I get it all the time. I get it all the time. All the campers say that's what I was like. Yeah, and we only shit. Yeah, now we we both kind of look exactly we age exactly the same too. So we still have got news. And you look better than any fur along at this point. Got you really do. And can we do something fun here as a group? Everybody go down on

their zoom. This is going to be fun to do. Everybody in front of their zoom go to the little arrow next to stop video Click on that go to your Go to your video settings and there's a thing that says in the video It says touch up my appearance. Let's all see how as great as we could possibly look I'd say mine's about a third of the way there now And I'm cranking it. Now let's see. Mind's cranked to 100 percent. Ooh, it kind of puffs you out, right? Like smooths you out. I don't know. We're gonna have to see where'd you go Lou? What happened? Did it

turn you into a goblin? Did it show your true form? Did you do it? Where's the setting where's the setting in settings in video settings under the video tab I just try to be a smart you cracked yours all the way up yeah this lighting that we have going on here is really making me feel horrible about myself why cuz you're a pink person so what? Who cares? I guess the worst. I feel like look. Because you look like a slapped baby ass. You're the color of slap baby ass. Hey, Christine, you smack the ass. Smack that's the good one. You bring that back.

I got a smack the ass. Should be brought back. Other guys, I can look a real smack the ass. Smack the ass. Dingleberry needs to come back. I mean, I don't know why we're not calling each other dingleberry all the time. It's a great one. It is.

Numb nuts. Huge fan of numb nuts. Numb nuts is a great one. Yeah. Looge, you do it. I can't do it. I'm on a phone. Okay.

Never mind. This bit sucks dick now. It just, it just turns the light up. But is it terrifying though that everything you put your face on virtually, you can... I mean, if you go on Instagram now, it's like, I can't remember the last time I saw like, and I'm not picking on women, but like a female's profile that is not riddled with like these crazy filters that look like plastic surgery and... Yeah.

It looks like air... It's crazy, man. All my pictures, I use a, all my pictures, I use a beaver teeth filter. Some always adorable. You've been listening to SiriusXM's Bonfire. New episodes, every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM.