The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Friends You Love

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

Black Lou has a cookout and does not invite two very important people in his life. Jay has his Independence Day ruined by the inconsideration of a singing comedian. Bobby almost gets into another altercation. Some musicians get tattoos later on in life and Jay questions their sincerity. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly It must be no better feeling than being the guy in a multiple MC rap group It must suck such dick being the other guy. You got to accept the money at some point. Just go it is what it is Yeah, you know I mean I do it on the show no I- haha whoa

oh what's up am I trech? nah you trech does that make me trech? and you're vinny? that's even the thing his name was trech and the other guy's name was vinny it's a weird name

and trech has the coolest voice why you- you can cheat that's not his real name trech? vinny? no of course it's not his real name so I'm saying vinny could have chose something else like what like not Vinny the cut Yo, it's Trash in the cut. It's insanity Insanity yeah, then chenzo no

Vinny V Who knows it doesn't matter his rap voice boring anyway. I don't want to say that in case we ever interview an audio by nature. They seem dangerous. They're not coming. He's just not the, don't you dare say that. They're not coming. They performed at the Bennington thing one year. Did they?

Yeah. Oh, I was there. It was great. That was wild. Yeah, yeah. They were nice and also we're kind of wondering why we were in the green room. It was uncomfortable. Yeah. They were nice and also we're kind of wondering why we were in the green room. It was uncomfortable. Oh shit, yeah.

It was the most uncomfortable. Didn't, was that ONA or was that, no that was Bennington Thanksgiving thing. Didn't ONA do the same thing with Flavor Flav or something? Possibly. I don't know. I think they did the same thing where it was-

It wasn't the universe of ONA that much. We were, yeah we were in the green room and they took it over and we were just kind of in their way. That's so funny And the flame came out. I think it was maybe I'm fucking fun to have a good one like that but um, yeah naughty by nature closed out the one that was so fun and So yeah, it's just that having in onyx if you're not sticky fingers or Fred Rowe. You're just that other guy with frog eyes You know what I mean?

Yes, I do. You gotta be, no Bobby. Yeah, yeah, so. We're Fred Rowan sticky fingers, dude. Yeah, you're so, you're so. We're Method Man and Red Man, dog. Don't you say that to these things, these are fine. Method Man and Red Man, there's no weak link in that right there.

I'm talking about a group that comes out, and there's every group, you're waiting for one person to rap. You know what I mean? His name name is Vin Rock by the way, which is cooler than just any it's not No, it's not Vin rocks, but look at that if you're not the guy all the way on the left or the guy second from the right Sticky fingers in Fred row. You're just those other two guys. No one I Think a guess at their names.

I'm not sure if I'd be right. It's, uh... Black Lou's got no idea. But you knew Fred Rowan Sticky Fingers, right? Of course you did. Well, they all look the same, too. Not, like, in that photo. Not in li... I didn't mean it like that.

I meant in that photo, they all have bald heads. It means something. If Method Man walked into a room... If Method Man walked into a room, the man walked into a room the energy changes if Capitana and master killer walked by you on the street. You wouldn't know who they were. Yeah, I wouldn't either but method man You would method man. I would exactly I know you'd be like, oh shit. That's what NWA the same thing I liked of course easy. Ye ice cube. Dr. Dre Yeah, Daniela. I was like, all right, just speed through his shit. Not Yel, Ren.

Ren, MC Ren, whatever the fuck his name is. One of the best guys in the group. You think he's the best? Talent wise, again, you're going by voice. If you're waiting for the toilet, they always put easy at the end, because of the goofy voice. He was the shittiest of them.

I loved his voice. But his voice was everything. His voice was everything. Everything. So good. Man, Method Man is just such a guy now. He's just a responsible adult now. It's funny how all of them became resp... Like, funny Snoop Dogg has a kid movie out.

It's so funny, I know. Did you see it? No, but I saw like the trailer thing for it. It's so inappropriate for children. It's so, man, Method Man is huge. Yeah, he's jacked up Jacob I don't want to jump off the subject so keep it up there. It's 50 years of well They're not saying he was doing it for 50 years

No, but but 50 cents like 50 something years old for sure method man's in his 50s and Buster arms would be close to 60 Buster and that's a chain. You should get the one Buster No too thick. Jacob, I don't want to get off the subject too much, but I always think they make you laugh. You know, I make the joke like the movie groceries where there's always a leafy green and a baguette hanging out.

Carrot fronds. I had another one last night. It made Christine laugh so much. There was a car accident on Justified. And when the girl popped up, I noticed that I was like, I was like, oh, at first I was like, oh she doesn't have any arbitrary forehead blood coming from nowhere.

And then she turned her head, sure as shit she did, dude. Every car accident in movies, people no matter where the accident happens or wherever, they just have blood coming from their hairline. What happened? Yeah. I mean, it is Christine just watching methadone work out and getting wet over there he was skinny and cool now he's old muscley and cool son of a bitch knows how to be cool can't really do that when like something about member

when Adam Levine tries and all of a sudden out of nowhere just got covered in tattoos Covered in tattoos and smoking hot Like one year Yeah, I mean dude Undeniably hot Fucking that payphone song gets me wet But it's a weird move Why?

Cause you're Maroon 5 music Yeah Yeah, but And it came out of nowhere. Because they're all fucking addicts. And Justin Bieber do the same thing. Trying to do something to spice shit up. Justin Bieber is young though, so he did that through time. I can even give him the... Listen, I have a bunch of tattoos.

But I started getting them when I was 15. Which is bad. Don't do that kids. Yeah, but he probably gets... He's getting the best tattoo artist out there doing shit for free. Absolutely, but he's got a face tattoo now, is that real? Yeah, I don't buy it. I just don't buy it on Adam Levine. Damn, you're so hot for this guy. You can see past everything. He's got good work. Yeah, it's not the best work. I don't know why this is, but every time I watch the jail shows, the best-

One second, Jacob. Yes. Jail shows the best one second Can't falsetto with a fucking tattoo on your face. It's a costume a white guy. It's a costume right to box to. Weeping and boo, boo, boo. I'll beat anybody's ass to this song. Uppercut, left, right, left, right, hook, hook, hook, left, right, hook, hook, uppercut, uppercut. David Beckham, I've been going through a bunch of people who did this.

David Beckham, I believe. Yeah. a bunch of people who did this David Beckham, I believe Yeah Keep going. I'll do is people who got tattoos later John John Mayer Yeah It's it's just the sleeve of tattoos. That's artsy fartsy. I believe it jerk off chef has a sleeve I believe it. I believe John Mayer. Yeah, but it's of a frying pan When did rich get his sleeve? Oh, when he was 61. I don't know, yeah, but he just got a,

yeah, he went nuts after a while. Like in the last 10 years. Listen, I get it, he's an addict also. Yeah, he's an addict. It's an addict thing. Once you get one and somebody, then you get another one and you keep going. Like I got a, when I go to Skankfest,

I always get tattoos and they're free. So I just go over and get a tattoo and, Oh yeah. I think I got three tattoo, when I go to Skankfest, I always get tattoos, and they're free, so I just go over and get a tattoo. Oh yeah. I think I got three last year. I was going nuts. You got three? I got three last year. Three tattoos.

This year, I'm gonna get a big Buddha on my arm. A what? A Buddha. Buddha. Buddha, what'd I say? Buddha? Yeah, well I'm from Boston. From Boston, I love it. We pronounce R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R love it. We pronounce R-R-Rs. But when I do it back to you, you always seem confused.

Because I can't hear it. That's so, you really can't hear it. So if I go, yeah, get a booter right on your back, and you go, why are you saying, you ask me why I'm saying it like that. Because I can't hear it. And you fucking hear it. And when I go to Tampa.

Yeah, that's when we get outside, right? I go, Tampa? Tampa. And you go, Tampa. Tampa. I know you, man, I just, Tampa? And you go, Tampa. Tampa. I know you, man, I just said it back the way you said it. Rihanna, I believe her. The Rock. He had to get it though,

because that's part of his culture. The Rock, I believe. And he had to cover up that stupid bull tattoo he had. Yeah, he did have a really dumb tattoo when he was younger. He had the Brahma bull. That's what I'm doing. Harry Styles, I...

Harry Styles is such a mess. I don't believe him. Nah, yeah, I don what I'm doing. Harry Styles, I... Harry Styles is such a mess. Look at his outfit. I don't believe him. No, yeah, I don't believe Harry Styles. Harry Styles is law. He got fucked by someone, and... He got uncircumcised rape from somebody in Europe. Yeah. He dresses like the AIDS quilt. Yeah. But he's... That's the thing with him. He gets so much vagina, he's like,

I'm gonna wear a dress I thought he's to give me something myself a handicap, but isn't he gay too like isn't The pearl necklace trend though, and I saw when I saw Justin Timberlake He's wearing a pearl necklace as part of his outfit. No, that's like congrats listen talking to the guys got his nails painted Adam Levine he might as well be wearing one and Ed Hardy shirt that has I think he just had tattooed on him What's on one of those shirts that has tattoos on them? He wear a von Dutch hat Hey, can you tattoo von Dutch on my head also and shave a little hat lines into it? Did you have a von Dutch velvet hat? No, I mean either I didn't the trucker hat thing by trucker hat time. I was

long-sleeve shirt under short-sleeve shirt growing hair long right you want to believe Adam Levine Tattoos are all henna tattoos Yeah, I just wash off so he doesn't upset his mom. I believe none of them and they're all so shiny It looks like they might wipe off. Yeah This is stomach say wipe off. Yeah. Does his stomach say California? Yeah. Yeah, I just looked up.

I was like, is he even from there? And he was born in Los Angeles. No, he's from there. Him and Jonah Hill went to school together. I hate a man belly button tattoo. Get away, stay away from your belly button. Unless you're big and fat. Wait, what's his belly button?

If you could use it as part of something. Yeah, I saw one where the asshole of a cat was the belly button. Love that. That was all right. I was gonna have the If I did the skank thing I would have the X over the belly button, but it'll look like the mouth is whistling sort of I don't know why but if you want the best tattoos Without a doubt you ask a neo-nazi and maximumum lockup their tattoos are exquisite the best swastikas you'll ever see in your life they're so dark they're so there's like

you can actually you feel like you could take them off and hang them on a shelf they're so detailed they go over you do he goes they go so many times he goes you know what do it again make sure it's dark. It's insane. Now, can I say, this might be an unpopular opinion. And Black Lou, if you could black me up on this possibly. There's a handful of Tupac's tattoos, I believe. I believe by the end he was wearing a costume. This is a guy that was running from being an art school dancing poetry kid and trying to create an image

of like a badass like Thug. And so I think a bit of a costume to a lot of his tattoo I bet there's some that I completely believe but like now I don't like mean like Thug life. Yeah. No, I think you see that thing with my part of his character for music Michael Jackson didn't talk like that. Yeah, Michael Jackson talked like a regular relatively normal. Yeah. Hey, what's up? Howard Stern always said that when he met with him. He said it was the craziest thing. Yeah. Do you remember when anybody said that, Jacob? You guys listen, right? He said he did not have that voice at all. He did a, I think it was an animation and he used his regular voice. There's one audio of him talking the way he talks. I mean, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, hey, let's run it back one more time, Billie Jean. But it's like, it's just. It's a regular dude. Yeah. It's just a regular guy.

He did an animation, they asked him to do it, so he did it in his regular voice. And that's the way he talks. There it is. There it is. That's not it, that's the kid. That's the Michael I know. That was the kid.

Yowee, can you say owee? That was the kid who was fucking. Owee. Yeah, no, it's on a video game, that's correct. So this video game, that's his real voice. I think go in the very beginning. Go to the very beginning. I bet he says something. But did they ask him to lower it? They asked him to do his voice and he just chose his regular voice and everybody who knows his regular voice is like That's the way he talks punched yeah yeah buckle up for

the beating of your life like he's fighting a girl Lulu Valentine from Seattle Washington age 27 high five foot two hundred eight pounds sixty four inch reach Michael Jackson with a ten inch reach advantage and given if given eight inches and given it's given eight inches you know when they announce him I bet he says something Presenting the king of hops, Michael Jackson! You can't win the title of mine. Don't you know who you're messing with?

From C- Weird. That's his voice. Don't you know who you're messing with? And then he put on the- Hey, hi, how are you? Was that good? Was that good? Do you want me to say one more time for safety I? Can lick your bum home clean of all poo-poo I like to do one take but I'm fine If you guys need more takes if you if you poo-poo you can't you don't have baby wipes

I just leave it off before your mama comes back from the helicopter ride I guess if you're being molested you want a higher voice to question doesn't you don't want to it's more Comforting I guess you don't a guy calling you scary. Yeah, hey, dude, you know, you don't fucking Boston accent You know to jump back to that rap thing But what if you're in a two-man group and you're not the guy and the other guy dies then you're done that up in the mob Deep did it? Yeah, the cool voice guy died So there's no ending verse now on anything Remember prodigy died that's off to black loot for a second guys

You remember Queens Bridge finest Mob deep the infamous. Yeah when prodigy died dude to rap stand and havoc has to go up by himself and do the worst parts of every song Could you imagine if Cypress Hill if be real died and thatavoc has to go out by himself and do the worst parts of every song. Could you imagine if Cypress Hill, if B-Real died and that guy's gotta go around going MWAAA! MWAAA! FWAAA!

FWAAA! FWAAA! That was mostly his parts. I'm gonna be in the brain! I'm in the brain! Mmm. Yeah. That's what.

Get bad boy! Oh Hmm yeah, that's what Damn this Chris shows too white black blue lost everybody Bobby shut down emotionally for my rap talk. Yeah, you guys keep talking I just came from the Hampshire for fucking four days. He's exhausted I ever what else I haven't seen a black person since last Wednesday. And yet, you found yourself in another incident up with the association people. No. You're trash up there.

No, I'm not. I didn't. You're city garbage and they don't want you in their fucking place. We had, no. You and your city boy, your princess boy. Kid doesn't even know how to kill a deer with his hands. It was actually a good association week because the

There's a couple families up there that are our age Okay, right. How many times you look away from that guy who was mean mugging you how many times you have to go? But don't is that potato salad good over there. I didn't try to walk away and see him I was looking for him haven't seen him, but I was looking for him I heard he was the king of the fucking barbecue. Not the king of anything I heard the guy was front and center of almost everything. He won the three-legged race His kid hit the pinata thing We that is kid went over and bullied max a little bit too. I don't do that That makes me angry. Yeah, luckily dawn will probably beat the shit out of the wife

You'll have one Victor in the house The there's a couple other families that come up that are cool They don't give a fuck and they're up there now the diamonds and there's another family Jews and then and Greeks Diamonds yeah Greeks Greeks and they're all dudes and hunt and wrestle and put in the sweetest They just take over the whole thing there. I bet they're from below their stomach to their asshole is so thick hairy Just like a drape of Greek hair across there. That's delicious. That's my guess toenails to Their feet have very thick toenails. Why is that the height of the toenail? You remember Bobby?

You remember the Greek girl I dated where I I shaved her big Greek bush and it turns out she was like a projectile squirter. Her big bush held that back her whole life. That's how thick and terry textured that thing was. Did she like it in the ass? No. That's what I heard. No, she dealt with it though. No kidding the Greeks invented fucking in the ass Yeah, but it's more. I think it was a gay thing Yeah, it was a gay thing see I don't think the girls like getting it in the ass well the Greeks do it It's not gay. Yeah. Yeah, it's just that's philosophize Yes, men do

Philosophizing dude everyone's getting parts in each other's movies in heaven now. We just smoke cigars and pretend they're cocks Grease the ultimate casting couch I Went to forth. I went to 4th of July At the Mount Washington hotel, which is one of the it's like the shining hotel The only it's like a huge massive hotel they built in the murders happened. No, there's a ghost there They do have a ghost in room 303 I believe so someone's murdered I don't think I know I think she might have died of natural causes well why do you want the place then well maybe she likes it maybe she likes living there and

ghosting it just spooking people spooking people like maybe she's a creep likes to watch people wack off but we went up there, my friend Spooky, this dude from Boston. This is really me. That's his nickname, his name's Brendan Daly. His family. Christ tell me he's white? He's, yeah. He's white.

You don't know, Boston's one of them places where you have a black friend and they still call him like a racist nickname or something. Everyone's like, what the fuck? Hey, that's Monkey Steve. Whoa, no, no, he's Irish, he's Irish, he's Irish. Oh, fucking thank God. Monkey Steve.

That's Gorilla Joe, what? Well, you know my new racism now is I just blame everything I say on other people who live inside of me. You know, like that person. I'm, yeah. That's not you, it's the other person. That's not me at all. He invited us up, his family goes up there,

and you're supposed to be a guest of the hotel to watch the fireworks. But his father works up there and knows people, so he got, his whole family gets to go in, and they invited us. So we all went up to this, it's a majestic, the Mount Washington Hotel. It's fucking incredible. As soon as you pull up to this, it's a majestic, the Mount Washington Hotel. It's fucking incredible.

As soon as you pull up on it, and right behind it is Mount Washington, the presidential range, so it's pretty epic to even go there. And then, so we go up, he's got his brother and kids, wife, another, what, AD. And they're from Boston, though. And there it is. Of the Boston Spookies. Look at that, look at that. another spooky what a deep and they're from Boston and

The Boston Spookies Look at that. Is that crazy? It's creepy. I mean, it's amazing. Right? It's terrifying. Yeah, it's great already I did say that only was it said then Lou played the music from the shining over it and I said that sounds scary Christine, where do you go? Is that key around your neck to your brain? It's a rusty because you never use it So we got up there and the big back lawn see the black the back lawn You go and just put all your stuff out and then the fireworks are out in the woods and it goes up in front Of the mountain. It's great. We got up there on that big the one up by the top there

We got there early they like big, the one up by the top there. We got there early, we were in three different groups. They got there, put their blanket right next to another couple. Fucking spooky. Right next to it. Come on dude, don't bring your city bullshit here. So then we all came in and kinda put our stuff

right around that, so we surrounded this couple and we didn't know it. We didn't know where we were surrounding. We got kids, we got, you know, running around, so everybody's stepping on their blanket, and you know, all this shit. And this couple got there, they're staying at the hotel. They probably got there at five,

put their blanket down, they're having dinner. They didn't sign up for fucking Boston Spooky and the crew to fucking surround them like a goddamn mob scene. So then the guy comes over and starts straightening out his blanket. Big oof like the guy who fucked with me that type of dude Just a big tall oof and spooky goes hey

Why don't you kiss your fucking wife in front of us now? He walks over and starts straightening out his blanket and then The guy goes yeah, what not enough room for you as he straightened it out. He says that to spooky and spooky look like? We have white. Spooky looks like a typical Boston guy. But he's not the guy to fuck with. How tall? He's six something.

Okay. Tall glass of water, but his nose is made from his ear. Okay. That type of guy. Right, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Absolutely. Not the guy you wanna fuck with.

This ain't his first rodeo. No, his nose is literally literally was bitten off in a fight That he won Wow Didn't stop no he did guy bit off the nose put his arms down assumed it was over Nope Spooky was just getting started Is that why we call him spooky because his nose is all marled up and if you saw that coming out of the darkness that Would be in fact

spooky The guy says this he goes would not have room for you real passive aggressive and spooky goes what is this? I'm sorry. I didn't know that was you and the guy just walked away and the guy's really like what the fuck This fuck and then his brother comes over who is bigger than spooky and in the Marines and I believe in jail at some point He walks over what the fuck's up oh this fat caught this fat cocksucker and his fat wife so now it's on now but we're surrounding the blankets we had didn't move I just wanted to leave because I don't like the I just went through this a week ago I don't need this stress and now the kids are walking up they keep

stepping on the blanket Well, like a stay away from that blanket and you tell them not to do something and they come up and do it and I'm just Like can we please just move our shit? Because this guy is oh, it's it's gonna end bad Like this guy doesn't know he was like Bobby. This isn't the Bobby I knew from back in Roxbury, dog. He was like, dude, fuck him. We should make that girl take her dress off. Back in the day, me and you, we'd go outside both the knots.

This guy had no idea. But I guess we'll move. No, I find Max walks up, the three kids walk up, one of the kids walks through their blanket, steps on it. They're like, don't step on the blanket kids walks through their blanket, steps on it, and like, don't step on the blanket. Another girl right behind, steps on it, then Max comes up, puts his stuff down

on the guy's blanket. And I'm like, Max, get your shit off the fucking guy's blanket. And he's like. He's doing it on purpose. No, he just, nobody, we're surrounding them, so it seems like it's our shit. Like nobody thinks that it's somebody else's shit. Gotcha. We were two we were two inches away from this guy. Why did you guys just not move? I don't know. I don't know

It was everyone just that point like chest out like we're staying we're staying because it seems like I actually got up and move I'd want to move from that. I got up exactly I got up and moved pulled the blanket like two feet away from their blanket and kids were still stepping on this guy's shit. So finally I grabbed Max. I was like, Max, I'd move. Stop touching his blanket. He's like, why? Take the blanket, I move far away. I would move too. I purple nurple him and his wife before I go though. I gave each a crank. That's the Vig. That's the Vig for making me leave. I had to take Max. I took Max outside. I was like, listen, remember dickhead from last week? He's like yeah, I go. This is dickhead, too I go stay away from him stay away from his blanket

He's like why I go cuz if he says something to you daddy's going to jail I'm starting to feel like though Bobby what if there's yet another incident within this summer Are there no dickhead one two and three and you think they're calling you a dickhead number? I didn't even do anything. It's just following me seems like the trouble seems to come with you You seem to be bringing that shit up from Westchester, buddy That's a nice little community. They don't want you coming in here trying them with your fancy shit Maybe it is next thing. You know, you're gonna try to build Starbucks. What's wrong with you? Who are you?

But they, I came back with Max and they actually, he sent his wife over to grab all their shit. Yeah. Which I thought was a pus move. He, she came over, grabbed all their stuff, and moved far away. We saw the beast that lied within Spooky. Oh dude, yeah, Spooky's not the guy to fuck with. I would never fuck with a guy with,

who has a no ear and a nose made from that ear. How long after that did the fireworks start? Around 40 minutes. It was a long, I had so much anxiety. I was like, just sitting there waiting for this. With a person you're in a thing with. With a person I'm in a thing with. So you couldn't enjoy the fireworks?

Well, they finally moved their shit. She moved, she came over. When I took Max outside to kind of have a talk with him Because he wasn't listening at all We came back in they were gone and I was like, thank God and then the fireworks started and it was amazing It was great. Nice. Yeah, it was a beautiful, you know, array of fireworks which uh You know, it was great up in the mountains I know a ray of fireworks which You know it was great up in the mountains Now you were still worked up. No, I wasn't now Chump two times in front of your boy by two different people is pretty tough to deal with man

Jay Jay I know Jay was not chumped in front of my boy trying to think of a situation where Isabella's seen me go down like that. I didn't go down, dude. No. Jay, I didn't. That one time I threw those couple kids through the garbage bags that were getting weird. She saw that, she saw me unleash my fury there. I'm gonna go beat the shit out of everybody this weekend. Let me see.

Oh, she saw me exact road rage justice a few times. She got to see me. Nope, never see me back down and just take it. I didn't back down This wasn't my business. We know I'm a guy who's had tattoos and she was 15 I'm not no Adam Levine Running around this tattoo stirring up shit at the Beverly Hills Hotel What what did you do Jacob for 4th of July I Had a drum lesson. Oh my god, you're so sad.

I enjoyed it. Could you lie to us and just tell us something fun? I enjoyed the hell out of it. I've been taking drum lessons. No, but I mean, like during the fireworks? 7.30pm. So no. Did you watch the fireworks at all?

No, it depresses me to watch it on TV. Why? Why don't you just go on a roof or something? In Astoria? I can't see anything. You can't go to the city. He can't go to a roof in that fucking state of sadness by himself. If you saw him on a roof, the cops would be called.

Oh man, I wish we... I'm not going into the city. Yeah, but you can watch them from... don't they have fireworks in Queens? I don't know... I'm not going into the city and... Yeah, but you could watch them from... Don't they have fireworks in Queens? I don't know, I didn't look into it. Did you hear them going off? I heard people setting stuff off, yeah. Do you purposely run from Joy?

No, that's my favorite holiday. Fourth of July? Fourth of July, I love it. So why don't you go into the city and hang out with Christine and then? Jay and go see the fireworks We weren't weren't there wasn't there an event that something that somebody had that you could have been invited to nobody Nobody had a party that you could have been invited to No, nobody in this room had a party Hmm that you could have been invited like I seem to feel like Black Lou had a party.

That was on Saturday. I forgot. I couldn't have gone anyway. You knew about Black Lou's party? I was invited. Oh wow. Wow. Wow.

Holy shit. Were you guys not invited? You know what? I didn't check my spam, my junk emails yet, but I don't think I was invited to that. I don't think I was invited either. Do you have the right email? Are you doing AOL still, Blacklow? No, no.

He sent me the train schedule. Wow. Oh my Lord. Jesus Christ. I was free as a bird Saturday. Wow. I mean, I couldn't have went, but I would still love the invite. Well, you'd like to know you'd want to be a...

If you're going to be around, I know you're going up to Hampshire, but if something happens, maybe you could come to the house. No interest. From the pictures, it was delightful. It was probably not a big party. There was probably just a couple people there, right? Yeah, just an empty seat for Jacob. Everyone I knew was there.

Everybody. Everybody? A lot of work people. Oh, knew was there. Everybody. Everybody? A lot of work people. Oh, from Sirius. Yeah. But we work on Sirius. We have, I mean, this card is from Sirius, right? The one I used to get in the building? I do. Well, yeah. I think one's for the building itself and then definitely one of those is Sirius for sure. Are your badges active? They are active. Yeah, I used my badges to get in. Is that part of the thing? Is that part of the thing? I don't know. Maybe he only invited active badges. DJ side are getting that part of the thing maybe you know you know

you know you're ready yeah i was there you son of a bitch you went to the party sure did you have a blast i did it was a good time what kind of party like a small party very like a intimate you know i say twenty people why i was so i was able to get out of small party! That's a lot! That's not a small party.

No that's ordering in some kind of catering thing for that. That's the friends you love. Hey everybody, if you're listening to The Bonfire as a podcast, you gotta know there's a whole second half of the show that you're not getting to hear. So go over to SiriusXM slash The Bonfire and subscribe right now. And get to hear the whole show. Did you have food? Yes, I actually made it all.

Made it all. Big barbecue. I actually fried fresh wings for everyone. We had red lobster, cheddar bay biscuits. We had ribs. Wow. Burgers and dogs? Dogs.

Every button was kind of full. So we just did some dogs at the end. You filled 20 people? Around there. Wow. 20 people. Now, we didn't make the cut. Understandable, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Because we're just the boys. We're not, we're not. We're just the boys. We're not, we're not. Couple guys from work.

Simple Jake and the boys. We're the boys. We're not. We're not. Yeah, it's a couple guys from work. Simple Jake and the boys, we're the boys, we're and. Yeah, we know each other, we don't know each other, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Like, invite each other to stuff, know each other. Wow. I mean, you know. Was it cause Justin Timberlake fell through? You pissed? No.

Did Dan Soda get an invite? He did not. I'm gonna double check that. Yeah. I don't know if I fully believe that. I don't believe that either. I believe Dan got a nice hot invite. Oh yeah. Was there other people that we know in our caliber of people that got invited? I would say no. No? Who was invited? Can we go through the list? Just a couple of guys that I know from working here at Sirius. Oh yeah. No, I saw the guy with the dark hair the one with the longer hair

fury What's his face and the other dude fury wasn't there but he did get invited. Hmm Do you think were we two you think we're gonna come in an alpha dog in the party Is that what you're worried about? We're gonna fucking make it like too much like work We come in and then we're like fucking hilarious. And then everyone's like in a circle around us and we're like doing our thing. Yeah, you know what?

And it takes away from the family. Did you want to hold court? No. No? You know, when you are- Did DJ Lou ask you not to invite us? He did not. I don't think DJ Lou wants us around.

Yeah, DJ, he just didn't want to deal with us talking about his juicy fat ass at a party. Yeah. I want him to be comfortable with my cheeks. Fucking, wear some cutoffs, dude. Let us see and stop fucking teasing so much. You slut. Fucking get them stems out.

It's summertime, you fucking mo. That's the funniest picture on the rundown. Oh, yeah. It's the best, dude. Fucking Lou Popping it. I wonder why, though. Like what? It is cash, by the way, a blazer.

I couldn't have went anyways because I was away. And I'm sure that went into your thinking right Some of it. Yes, some of it. So there was something Wow, there's something else What was the other part that I'm not a thing is, you know, you know, I really like you have such high-class celebrities as friends Mm-hmm. I'm not gonna fuck it up by inviting you to a party with people like may get a little wild They don't really need to be in your presence. Certain people don't need to be in your presence. I'm not gonna fuck it up.

You're talking about two guys who go to Skankfest every year? So it's a little too wild. We hang out with all the fans. I have a neck tattoo. Everybody's drinking, you know. I do a show with Luis J. Gomez. I'm used to wild. Oh, all that drinking and stuff. So Jacob was invited, you know, wild, crazy Jacob.

Hopefully you don't have a trampoline he doesn't jump off your roof onto. Hopefully there wasn't too much wind. I'm Jacob Batat and this is Batatsicle. You don't know how I party. Yeah we do. You told us. Alone in your house. Yeah I do know how you party. You take a drum lesson and then you fucking eat a healthy meal while M80s go off in front of your house. Then you have a non-fat fudgagl you made yourself. Yeah. Oh man, look. Jacob, slow down, dude.

Oh, fuck, that's hilarious. Wow, look at that. That looks fun. I mean, you're in the house, too. Oh yeah, that's what it says. What's his face in the one with the longer hair? And the other guy. Wow look at that. That looks fun. I mean you're in the house. Oh, yeah That's what's his face the moment the longer hair and the other guy And the other guy is the man cave as great as as you think it is as I know Yeah, really it's impressive where Lou does the show from in his home is like a space station It looks the is equipments better than this equipment right here Wow, well, I just realized something. I've been to Lou's beautiful home.

I've never. By the way, for Hendrix's birthday, we came over. So I guess when it's time for me to bring a nice present, we can get invited. If it's just to show up and just bring your appetite and be ready to hang out and shoot the shit was that it that you you think these guys don't want to sit in a circle and talk to me black loose they're dying too they'll be so

nervous to speak was it that I'll be so intimidatingly funny they don't know what to do is how you're worried about were you afraid that two ex fat guys were gonna eat all your food is that what you're worried about you have to finally put those burgers on and we're staring at you? Stop frying up wings, Lou. All your friends are white. You didn't want period? Why didn't we get the, I mean, the invite?

I didn't want the, if you did show up, which would have been amazing, I didn't want those friends talking your ear off in a drunken stupor, because that was gonna happen. Dude, I would have just hit him. I'd drink two and then I would just fucking deck one of them I don't take shit like Bobby I don't just go on a hill and let some guy fucking tell me and my friend spooky we have to move you worried about Christine

and Jay pulling somebody's sister into a back room hell yeah Christine pick one I mean, you were in town. Yeah. You were here. My 4th of July was, uh, it was fine. And then just, you know, it took a dump. Why? At the end. Um, probably Josh. Probably the core of it. Josh. Look at Christine's face. What happened? What do you say? No, you're just agreeing with that or you're

No, she's agreeing. She's agreeing with her face is yes, it's Josh. It's just would have been nice to have not invited anybody to come hang out and just gone up to our roof Ourselves and watch the fireworks with our spectacular view, but that got fucked It was just well that was never the plan because we also Justin was gonna be was always at one point. Yeah. Yeah, but Justin's like having a little extra dog with you No, there was a there was a limit to who you could bring on the roof But also it was gonna be insanely packed on that roof It would have been nuts

So it was like our plan from the get-go was like well we can go down by the water though We're right by the water would have been as as packed as Lou's party packed that type of packed More packed no more packed even but we were invited to that one. You were the roof. Yeah We were allowed to go but like so when it was we were Gonna go to the park Just few people that they were like oh, it's like now. I've got nothing going on tomorrow I'm like oh, we're gonna go watch from the park if you guys want to come over and Watch you know 830 to Paco come Paco Paco Justin

Justin left why cuz the Josh Dog was like limpy a little bit, so he worried about him. So he took him home Josh and his dog AJ from gas digital and that's pretty much it And then gave line Mike was coming to Didn't see Gabe line Mike But we went to our house so we went to go swim first But we went to our house.

So we went to go swim first. Where? At Lewis's. Oh, Lewis's, yeah. And then came back. About 8 o'clock, got in the house. Crazy traffic jam coming back. Sure.

Crazy. Which was out of nowhere. They just made everybody get off the highway, and it was all in one shit. It sucked. Yeah, they said that the highway was closed at like 44th Street, but they actually shut it down at like 79th.

79th, yeah. 79th Street Boat Basin. Yeah, that's where it was. So everyone had to get off there. So that was like, for something that should have been like 35 minutes to get home, it was like almost two hours to get home. Wow, that sucks. No, it wasn't that long. No, about an hour and 15, I'd say.

Because once we were in the city, like once we were on the highway, we were just inching down the highway. I'd say two. Two's a better. It wasn't, though. It wasn't even that long. Yeah, but we're not gonna check. We're not fact checking. It wasn't that.

Just say two. It's a better story. You had me on two. An hour and 30, I'm like, yeah, whatever. Also in Farrish, just going through it, Josh is the only one in the car who's like, he's just like dead asleep, you know, and he's like, we were in traffic jam?

How long that take? He's just one of those things where you're like, huh. Like, what? He's like having an 11 year old in the back. Yeah Sitting up with his head back mouth open snoring. Yeah. Yeah, just a sleepy as boy. I would have stuck money in it dirty as money, so Go back to my house and we're in my place for about a half hour before we're gonna walk down

We go back to my house and we're in my place for about a half hour before we're gonna walk down. And then we go down, we meet Paco and AJ. Didn't see Gabe, Mike wasn't with us yet. And Josh goes, oh, I gotta get something to drink for down there. I was like, oh, let's just go to the deli on the corner. He's like, oh, all right, just the one on the corner, over asking questions, the one right on the corner.

Ask Josh, the deli you've gone to seven bazillion times. You wanna get something on the way where like there is nothing on the way. Yeah, there's nothing on the way. We live on the block of the. Like we're going to the water. It's really like having a child. Sort of, yes.

Yeah. He needs a lot of questions answered. And so then he goes, I mean, Christine is standing outside. Well, you know, fleets and fleets of people going by us, like, to go down to this park. It's filling up, obviously. So about 10 minutes or so, I was like, well, we sent E.J. to E.J. and Paco, where like

Josh is at the deli. If you guys want to grab anything, go go now. Yeah. And if they want something to drink. And so about 10 minutes goes by and Christine just calls Josh and he's like, oh hey goes what is waiting for food? We got we ordered food from the deli. I was like What it is like what do they get sandwiches or something? He's like wraps. There's a line at this place you know, I mean like it's this and

By the way didn't even hit me the next day that I say one how weird that is to not say we're getting something Do you want anything as bizarre? Two and did not say anything and just have, but to me at that moment it was, how long you just have to sit out here like assholes before you say you're in a line doing something, you know what I mean? And be like, you guys go and we'll meet here or whatever.

Yeah, but you know Josh is going into a place that has food, he's getting food. Well, he apologizes, but that's also the thing too. It's like, I ordered food earlier in the day and then later, like two hours later, he's like,'s also the thing too. It's like I ordered food earlier in the day and then later like two hours later He's like man. I'm starving Christine was like We'll go eat. There's so much more of that food. He's oh really they don't know way home He asked three times about going the Wawa

Just like and I was like now they were not gonna have time. He's like I'd go though if you want to go I said earlier that maybe we'd go when we left. But I mean, now we're rushing to make sure we're back in time. So. Infuriating. So then we get there. So just think. And now he's doing something.

I wasn't even there. That's what I mean. I'm angry. I'm angry at Josh right now. And I wasn't even there. The fireworks were 9.25. We left at 7.30 from Jersey. And by the time we were getting down

I mean it was probably like 845 when we went downstairs to get to the deli so but it's also you're sitting in my house for a half hour Go fucking do it then you loop so now I'm frustrated with Josh and I go alright Well, I'm going down to the water like I'll go figure it out. They'll find us good Whatever so me and Christine start walking, and I'm in a bit, now, here's what happens inevitably. When I'm just being short now, I'm just like, fucking Josh, Christine becomes,

I mean, like a beaten wife. It's insane how nervous she gets. So I'm like, which way are we going? She's like, for the next five minutes, every conversation we have, Christine's like, and I'm like, which way are we going? She's like, for the next five minutes, every conversation we have, Christine's like, I don't, and I'm like, where do you want to sit? Like arguments like this. Now we're just in like the, now I'm bickering with her.

And like, and then literally we go, they say they're down by the other part of the park. So we walked four blocks down this way. It's crazy crowded. Doesn't look like you'd be able to see from there. So then we go, let's go four blocks back up, go to the other park, sit on the hill. We start hearing the first two fireworks. No visual at all.

Completely blocked by shit. So an entire park, it's a moves and I go, I'm going home. I got I'm done. You left. I'm done. And then yeah, we walked out and like they just went and they went, I guess all the end of our block, you can like see two of the things. And then uh, yeah when walked out and like, uh, they just went and they went I guess all the end of our block You can like see two of the things and I just went home When he was asking me like where do you want to say I was like first of all, I don't have a blanket and so that

Was my response I go I don't have a blanket He's not the type of guy to just go sit in the grass like I am but he's not so cuz you're hippie You know and also in when you go down to watch the fireworks I go, I don't know where we're gonna go wasn't start that was a sticky point by the way I went I go where do you want to sit she goes? I forgot to bring a blanket I go, okay Where do you want to sit though? And then she's an answer again so I go Christine your only answer to where do you want to sit can't be? What but I said she just gets panicky because like I'm in a bad mood in general and it just makes me furious

Because now I can't have a conversation at all. Well I think that bad mood is going to be taken out on me So I'm a little nervous Well Chicken or the egg guys am I right? Stop getting so nervous and just answer the fucking question But when we were walking back I see Jay like round the corner because we go basically like where you could see the fireworks from and by the way You could see all four displays perfectly at the end of your block It wasn't that of our blood It's like under the highway where you turn to get back on the highway. So it's like the middle of the street

So it's not a place that anybody would have originally been like let's stand right here You know, but once they were going you could see him and I saw Jay just kept walking like he just Started going back towards the house. It's like, okay Well, I'm gonna stand here and watch these fucking fireworks with a bunch of people he invited. Oh, so you stayed with the fucking- Yeah, because we have Paco and AJ and Josh is in. I'm like, what am I gonna, I'm like-

You stayed, Jay went home and you stayed with the ragtag. Yeah. Little puppies. And you watched the fireworks. Mm-hmm. Were they good? They were great. Wow. And you were in your tag. Yeah. Little puppies. And you watched the fireworks. Were they good? They were great. Wow. And you were in your house.

Yeah. You went home. Where you could have a perfect view of the fireworks, by the way, from our... No, it was just two of the barges, but you could see the two barges very close. And you didn't see any fireworks? No, I watched the last five minutes I got to see

from my window. By yourself, so you did what Jacob did? Yeah. Oh man. You had a Jacob. Laying on my bed. We did the same thing. Well no, I watched the fireworks though.

Well, this at the end of them, but the last five minutes, so five, seven minutes. So you were alone on Fourth of July in your apartment on your belly? No, for 20 minutes. And you were with a bunch of fucking people you didn't wanna be with? Alone.

When she came back up. Wow, that sounds like, I would have rather gotten a fight with that guy. Sounds like I had a better time. It sucked. I mean, not as good a time as Black Lou and his fucking friends. That awesome barbecue.

Maybe we could have brought it all back together the next day at Black lou's barbecue, but we Weren't invited it sounded like you needed his party I'll be honest me and Christine probably could use that party on Saturday nice to have something to do It was on Saturday and said we just fought the rest of the weekend. That was fun No planning nothing you need to do except just show up and have fun. Just show up, eat, have fun, hold court. We got party gifts.

You got what? Everybody got party gifts. I got a big ass pillow. You gave away pillows? Yes. I had some extra pillows because we're trying to get some stuff together just in case we need to do an Airbnb at some point. And had a bunch of extra pillows, so. You gave pillows for a parting gift?

That's such a weird, cool gift. Who the fuck's gonna say no to a pillow? I bet DJ Lou's pillow, pillows are beat to living shit. I bet they're so thin. And yellow. I bet if're so thin. And yellow. I bet if you grab them in the middle, I bet you could squeeze any part and just squeeze it like that at any part of it.

Weird brown rings. Jesus Christ. You're not that off. You're not that far off. But I replace them a lot. Your pillows? Yeah, and since I quit smoking, I don't have a lot of

grossness tar coming out of your nose it was my one year anniversary of quitting hey congratulations brother yeah have you washed your keiki coat since you quit no you I got a new one while I'm a non-smoker. I've only had this one. Maybe the other one you just washed and not dried. Oh, I hand, I give it down to my brother. Who knows what's happening to it. Take it, he still smokes? Yeah. Damn.

There you go. That's gotta be difficult. Do you feel the sensation when he smokes like twins? No, not at all. Damn. I know. What a great way you could have gotten around it. Do me a favor, hey Will, could you smoke for me?

Oh, don't, you know what? I'm glad you brought him up. We got to get that situated where we have to find out if they have the same exact weenus. Remember? We do. That's something we can't let fall by the wayside. Put it in the forever notes, Black Lou. You remember Alana? What's her name? Alana Love. Alana Love. I think she'd be good for that. She's cute. She'd have Kara Feehan do it She now they're not gonna want to do it. Yeah, and I fully get that yeah It's hard to get him to do things like he doesn't do anything. He doesn't go out He just bartends and goes home, so you know we'll get him here to have a hot porn chick. Look at his dick I'll say I mean he said he would if you would and you said you would yeah Well, I said I've been thinking about it. He doesn't have the same ass as me. He doesn't have the same juicy We're not looking at your ass. That's not your penis. So there might be different. I'm so no no here's your understand

This is you're talking about nature versus nurture. You've nurtured that fatty Nature handed you your dicks. So that's what I'm saying your ass everything could change one You could be 300 pounds different than the other one You're fucking juicy as you're juicy and that's what makes you that's how I always know that you and not your brother Yeah, cuz you told us that he doesn't walk at all. He just goes bartending goes home. You're walking Oh, you do that thing is fucking you got those glutes working dog. Hmm. I'm gonna look at all of it glutes working dog. Lou, I'm going to look at all of it.

Are you going to rape me? I thought, wait, he's doing it in here, right? What's the setup? I don't understand the setup. No, the lady will go somewhere private, we'll put up a partition or something and she will look and see if their dicks are exactly identical, he is the same. Yeah, and she will fluff to get them the same size. You're not going to be involved in any way. Just like that corner Yeah

That corner Jacob stop trying to watch You are too You know, maybe we should do instead of a porn star Could we have a sketch artist come in like a female sketch artist and draw both of them and see if the drawings are similar No, I like I don't like that. It's just a drawing of your dick, dude Yeah, but art class you got to sit forever You know sit and it's also gonna change size right in between it's gonna be right in the beginning at the end It's gonna look like a little mushroom that maybe we just get a porn star who can do a crude drawing

I really think you guys are the Dicks but you would never give me the honor I'd be a good showing. All right, Christine. You have to show us how much fun everybody was having a black lose house without us He told me about the party and didn't invite me. That's really fun That's really really funny. I went there you're like, yeah I'm Saturday Jacob and Lou are coming that I respect Wow Hey, this is your first weekend. You've had off in a long time long time. You were home home home home You were home home doesn't work out well, and you're sad. I need shit to do

Yeah, I wasn't sad you were sad you said you were sad you were bummed out because of the fucking 4th of July debacle No, I was bummed out. Oh you got abused I was annoyed you you're psychologically abused with with silence scorn and tone Just deafening silence. You know what it's like dating new people? I did a... Ha ha, was it, was it? He's never struck you.

No, no. Would you rather be? Not with his hands. Would you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. What does that mean, spin kicks? Just emotionally you've crushed her soul. No, I think I meant other limbs.

Just emotionally broken. I give her knees, I do the MMA where you knee her in the back crushed her soul. I think even other limbs. Just emotionally broken. No. I give her knees. I do the MMA where you knee her in the back of her thigh. Emotionally she can't get up from a chair. I do sleep a lot. You do sheet therapy? That's why she's always in black. She's always mourning her fucking soul.

I just have to put my head down a lot. But you were stuck in a pickle because Josh is the one that... See, with Josh, a guy like that I would just walk I would immediately just leave like you're too nice I would say if he said to me I'm hungry or I'm going to the deli we're leaving we're going meet us there. You say you're gonna get water literally. Water was just annoying that he like and then I felt bad because honestly when we sent To the deli I was like if you guys want to grab something

Josh is at the deli go there. I didn't say to them like don't get food Following suit yeah, I would just say to Josh we got five minutes We're leaving in five minutes. You got to put a time limit on a guy like that. You have to- Yeah, I didn't know because he said he was grabbing water and then decided to place an order at a deli. Well, you know that fucking- It was just, it was frustrating. I didn't even think about the fact

they didn't ask if we wanted anything, which is important. I didn't think about that until the next day that I was like, you didn't even call out and go, it's like, hey, I'm grabbing, I'm gonna grab a wrap from the deli. And then I could have been like, no, dude, but listen, we're gonna go.

Yeah. Like, we're gonna go. If you're gonna wait for the thing, like, we're gonna head down., no dude, but listen, we're gonna go. Yeah. Like we're gonna go. If you're gonna wait for the thing, like we're gonna head down. I would just say to him, we're leaving in 10 minutes. If you're not here, we're just gonna be gone. Meet us down there. You're a grown adult.

You have gray hair. I don't know if he would have argued with that. So yeah, just gonna say that. So it's kind of on you, knowing Josh. Agreed, I have agreed. Yes. Absolutely agreed.

Did you? I've had to deal with friends many times in my life. Friends maybe have. Yes. Absolutely agreed. Did you? I've had to deal with friends many times in my life, friends maybe have had to do with me. A thing where if we're gonna be friends, I have to know this is what this person's deal is and not put myself in that position. Yeah, you should know. Or we can't be friends.

You know him. I mean, I don't even hang with him as much as you. And I know how to deal with Josh. I usually, no, I usually am pretty good at dealing with That's so funny what happened was he goes it actually is funny because it did start off in the day He called me and I go hey goes he goes. What are you doing? I go just hanging out cuz I didn't want like it's Lewis's house I don't invite a bunch of people. Yeah, he wasn't there. It's not black loose house where you can invite 20 people Yeah, no, but also he wasn't there. He was letting us like use the place

Yeah, so it was me Justin Christine the dogs. Yeah, and then Josh was like he's homely goes I might go to he's like Jordan Jensen was having like something out in a park Well, that sounds fun like a fucking Puerto Rican migrant family. A dog adoption. I don't know what the fuck. And I was like oh, and then I was just like wow, it's fucking Josh. So I'm like oh, well dude if you wanna like Uber out to,

Louis will be at the dogs here if you wanna bring the dog and we're just like swimming here and I'm ordering some barbecue. And he was like no way man, oh man I'm so happy. And I'm like then we're gonna like swimming here and I'm ordering some barbecue. And he was like, no, wait, man, goes, oh man, I'm so happy. And I'm like, then we're gonna go back to my place and we're gonna watch the fireworks. And then he goes, oh man, you have no idea

how happy I am right now. I'm just so happy. For it to end the night and just be, by the way, he also texted me an apology. What was the apology? He apologized. What was the apology? Sorry for being me.

It was detailed. Stop sticking up for him, Jay. Stop, he's a fucking asshole. He just apologized, he didn't apologize. He's an asshole. He's a fucking asshole. He apologized for being an asshole. We love Josh, but he's a fucking dink

to hang out with sometimes. He's a taxing fucking prima donna dink to hang out with. It's just a fact. When he comes, know that things are gonna fuck up. He's gonna be eating something, going something. Well, I didn't know, and I'm, ugh, and you're gonna get a fucking apology. In LA at the house, when we took our feet off the Ottomans

for five seconds, and he just laid across and took a nap in front of us and then at some point we went Josh and he went he just showed up one night and broke in through a back door I mean, it's like, what the fuck? We told him to come, but I said, I was like, listen, we just ordered food from Swingers. I can't edit the order, so bring something to eat. You don't need to. I'm just going to eat your leftovers. As soon as he got there. Leftovers?

No, as soon as he got there, I started unpacking the food. And I was just like, all right, here's for Josh. Here's a little bit of mine. You can have a little bit of yours. Yeah. And he just stared at Bobby's. What was it? My soup.

You put some of your something that was weird. Who the fuck shares a soup? It's the funny thing, that's what I'm saying, it's funny thing to ask people about is, you gonna finish that chicken tender? Like, no, no, no, dude, chicken tender's for one person. That was hilarious, because you had your salad. You gonna eat both them fries.

You specifically offered it to me, when you were done, you were like, hey Christine, do you want some of the sun? I was like, I would love some salad. Well because I was gonna give it to you and then give it to the garbage disposal fucking friend that you invite. He was like, I'll have some rest of that.

But yeah, he's that guy. I do love bullshitting with Josh. Listen, Josh, I like Josh a lot. I like hanging with him, great guy, a lot of fun. He will fuck, your plans will be fucked up. Josh will be Josh. Josh will be Josh. I snapped on Josh.

When? Once when he was staying with us, and I don't really, I don't think I've ever like, I don't really like snapped on friends at the house, but he comes out of the room he was staying in, he goes, hey, have you guys seen my towel? And I'm like, okay, and I go and I start looking, and I go in the bathroom on the fucking towel rack,

and his towel's there. And I'm like, your fucking towel's right here! I'm like, you didn't even look! You just asked before you even looked! That's not what happened. That's not what happened. You didn't just start snapping right away. She goes, it's on the back of the hook.

He's like, did you leave it there? He's like, yeah. She's like, you just asked me where the hook. He's like, did you leave it there? He's like, yeah. She's like, you didn't, you just asked me where it was when you know you, you thought like, you asked me if I moved it before you looked if it was there. That's crazy. It's, it's a, it's a.

Hey, you know what my towel's at? Where'd you leave it? Why would it still be there? How do you think I'm done with it? I'm gonna fucking throw shit. I mean, we didn't even have like a washer and dryer in the apartment. It felt like I fucking threw it in the laundry. Yeah, I would have fucking throw shit. I mean we didn't even have like a washer and dryer in the apartment I feel like I fucking threw it in the laundry

Yeah, I would have fucking walked out of my house. We're leaving in ten minutes and left I don't I wouldn't have fucking wait for anybody. I just go We got changed. I put you in such a bad mood where I was like, how are we gonna It was like as a great this night's fucking ruined, but then you can't you can't recover from that Because the only way out of that situation is for somebody to go, I'm so sorry, this is fucked up, I am appalled, and you can't do that, right?

Well, Josh, I caught, like, when we caught up with them, it was funny, he got there and he was like, so, I forget what even happened, but I had to say something to him, I did say something to Josh in that moment. What did you say? I don't remember why it came up but I was like buddy I got I go I'm pointing to this bag of fucking groceries and I'm like yo that fucking drove me nuts dude I go that's crazy you're such in your own fucking little goofy world man

sometimes like that's wild like to do that just be like not say something well you know we're standing there literally waiting to walk down with you. It's a fucking walk. And he was like, oh, I'm sorry. And then we did a walk back to that place, and then I took off. And then you went back and you think, we could stop at Wawa? I would've fucking pulled the car over

and thrown him out into a bush. Now, again, I said earlier in the day, I go, maybe when we get out of here, but we left too late to go to Wawa. And he's like, we still go to Wawa? I was like, nah, we just don't have time. I go to Christine. I was like you can't she's like no I don't really care about wah-wah. He's like I'll go if anybody wants You would have heard this

break doors opening me grabbing your awesome shoulders Hucking him into the fucking side of the road dude man. I'm all I would I would have thrown him and his dog on the side of the road with a bag of groceries and said, wow wow this asshole. Oh shit. We also ordered food, we ordered a bunch of barbecue at Lewis's house, told him to kill it.

He's like, all you've been saying all day is that you're hungry and I've been feeding you all day. Yeah, that's what I was doing. I go, you have not stopped talking about food for two seconds, your eyes have been open. I was like, what the fuck dude? I mean that's crazy. I go, you have not stopped talking about food for two seconds. Your eyes have been open I was like what the fuck dude? That's crazy Like it's just fucking crazy. Yeah, like you're two full barbecue meals. I need a wrap for fireworks Crazy you should have set the moment to lose house for that party and ate through that fucking party That's what I do next time you don't invite me dude. Yeah, just send Josh and tell me he told me to give you a verbal invite

Win them over because I'm good-looking. I'm cute. I'm funny. I'm talented Do me a favor these outside chairs you have are the comfiest things I've ever felt in my life Could you do me a favor? Can you order me to I'll give you money, but you order it figure out my address Can I have two pillows instead of one? Oh, you see the thing is I'm a two pillow person if I take one I got a hat and then I'll go to other people the party goes. Do you need yours? No, I'm saying like I actually know it's all right Robert Kelly, you know where he's gonna be the motherfucking Gramercy theater No, no Gramercy theater for a live regs. No, no Something happened with that what?

Something happened. Oh, so I'm gonna be at Portsmouth. He's gonna be in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Yes, and San Diego Go to my punch-up page. I got a couple new dates this summer. I think something in Vermont I got a couple things have happened in this summer. So hey, we have no ads. Are we fired? Nobody had him today. Nobody is the series XM going under no, okay You can see Bobby every Tuesday night at 7 p.m. At the Fat Black Pussycat Lounge the Comedy Seller except for July 30 For tickets and all the tour date visit punchup.live slash Robert Kelly You can also catch a bunch of his content

Including kill box his latest special and big Jay is gonna be at the funny bone in Richmond, Virginia July 12th and the 13th and then the Bergata Atlantic this weekend. I'm back baby He's back back normal Jay's back first time in Richmond, Virginia that funny bone, so please let's fill it the fuck up It's only four shows. Well got me feeling shit So please let's fill it the fuck up. It's only four shows. Well got me feeling shit. Oh We're gonna let him sit in July 27th fill that up Please let me go to shit in front of my pant my mom's gonna come to that an empty fucking Borgata for her son She'll know that everything I told her is a sham For all of the tour dates go to big Jay comedy.com

We'll be right so wake sure skank fish 2024 badges also still on sale Right individual day. Yes day passes are on sale Saturday sold out, but Friday and Sunday are on sale Sunday is the sleeper Sunday is the sleeper. I was the fun day. That's what weird shit. That's the emotional dump. Yeah Sunday's the funnest day there. Make sure you take it there. We'll be right back. It's the bomb