The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Gathering with Tim Butterly

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

Jay performs at The Gathering of the Juggalos and there is more than enough eye candy to go around. Mike Finoia fills in for Bobby and Tim Butterly is the guest as Jay goes through the cast of kooky ...characters he encountered at "The Gathering." Faygo soda was sprayed everywhere as the fun fans of ICP went wild for almost a week. Everyone will be on the Shiprocked cruise this year and Buckcherry will perform "Crazy Bitch" for fifteen minutes. Jay brings up videos of choreographed wedding dances. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly It is the dance groove metal genius Rob Zombie Damn I wish I had such a profound experience at Rob Zombie. He was your shaman. I mean it really he was talking to me that day Everybody's the bonfire faction talk serious Talk, SiriusXM 103. I'm Big Jay Ogerson. Bobby Kelly on vacay this week. He's with the fam, doing family stuff, throwing hatchets and getting bullied in front of his son.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Eating that delicious ice cream. Getting jumped or going to a place where people are making faces at him. He doesn't do anything about it. Old Bobby's gotten soft. Soft old Bobby. But that's OK. We're gonna have a week of shows next week We're gonna be on vacation The show will be off next week, but this week I'm running with a guest host everybody and you know him and you love him
Starting point is 00:00:56 He's got a bunch of new dates and merch. He's the newest person of the punch up dot live cult He's gonna be at skank fest. He's gonna be in Providence He's gonna be in Nashville Ind Fest, he's gonna be in Providence, he's gonna be in Nashville, Indy, Hartford, and so much more. Everybody is America's amigo, Poncho Mike, Mike Fennoy in the house. Good to be here. I wanna know how many other people had mystical,
Starting point is 00:01:28 psychedelic experiences at that Alice Cooper Rob Zombie show nobody Would have been cool if you just locked eyes with one other just floating one inch above everybody else shaman To man Rob Zombie was talking to me. He had me I solved all my problems that day you did by the way Short term I did some of the things I thought about I didn't do a bunch of the others and right back to probably being as panicky and whatever as I was but man for about two weeks I was like guys life's gravy I got it we call that riding shotgun in Dracula yeah yeah I'm gonna try again in two weekends. I believe no three in Three weekends, which is so great number seven compartmentalized all of it, dude. Isn't it great? I'm going right back to it Yeah, I'm gonna go back there and see I know it'll never happen
Starting point is 00:02:15 And let me introduce our guests because we have a great guest for hanging out with us for the whole everybody He's gonna be it never say die in Louisville, Kentucky this weekend August 23rd and 24th And the funny boat in Columbus, Ohio on Saturday August 25th Everybody it is the incomparable hilarious Tim butterly Let's go. Thank you for having me This is an exciting day. It's the Shiprock boys. We're all together We got a full fall together in winter the yacht and out the cruise announcement official official huge joker Tim was happy to send me a
Starting point is 00:02:50 picture of a article that was online Announcing everyone who's gonna be on and goes and huge Jay Okerson will you bring in the comedy back with Mike Fennoy? and Tim butterly and man of Huge Jay Okerson fuck is that about? That's personal. It really is. That's someone who doesn't like me. Or they care so little that you should take it as an insult. It's like, come on.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Yeah, yeah. Or it's some knob going, hey, did you see what I did there? See what I did? I called you huge. Huge Jay Okerson. Oh yeah, so I'm like a fan who's being like, is that funny? Like, no.
Starting point is 00:03:20 It hurts my feelings. You're probably looking for little moments like that though when your job is covering, like, aging New Metal news. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. It's hilarious. Speaking of, I, just fresh off of, I mean,
Starting point is 00:03:35 hours removed from the gathering of the Juggalos, for my third time, but my first time ever, staying for three days for the whole thing. I stayed for, I went there Thursday, Zac Amico did the comedy that night. I just hung out and watched all the, and the status of my show was the second night and the third day.
Starting point is 00:03:55 I judged the Miss Juggalo pageant. Miss Juggalo pageant. Oh, Miss Juggalette, Miss Juggalette. Which is the Mr. Donut miss juggernaut, which is the mr.. Donut Contest in every other well. I mean I gotta tell you there's there's the obvious like the joke of like yeah There's a bunch of morbidly obese people walking around this with body confidence Matching up to almost a burk reicher I'm just a body confidence, just going forward.
Starting point is 00:04:25 I mean, guys in little thongs, the funniest thing I'm surprised to see, no fully nude women running around, lots of titties out. Thousands of titties out. But everybody pretty much wearing something on the bottom. Except for about three or four dudes who, and I never even catch them once I would have the only way I wanted to film that at all was happening upon it. I didn't want to pull a camera and start filming them because everything was always
Starting point is 00:04:52 Driving a golf cart, and then just you get over a ridge, and then you see the guy with his little bird bouncing around Now wasn't even that little no you although we had a piercing in the front It's way funnier to throw little penis around. Oh absolutely. Throwing big penis around is a guy come on. It wasn't big it was not big at all. It was like it was still doing the bouncing it just wasn't like like a micro penis for sure. Drug like two-day festival drug dick. Yeah dude it was so when just you'd pop them like you know you were talking about goes we'll go over there then we'll watch the rest okay this guy all right puts a little apostrophe on the moment See what the penis guy is doing for a little bit a lot of shock that one point like someone just jumped in front of our
Starting point is 00:05:33 Golf cart and blasted like a party popper thing in order right for a second you're I mean a Millisecond your brain goes like I'm being murdered a millisecond your brain goes like I'm being murdered I mean I do legitimately did such a good jump Well, I wonder I wonder if there are any dudes there who really think that it's time to like get your dick sucked and kill People with axes. Oh, I mean, I juggle. Oh, yeah, I know that's in the songs. We're kind of just like a brotherhood here We're not really burying the hatchet in anyone's head a guy's called Stern years ago and said that he saw like murders happen there and all kinds of shit and I will
Starting point is 00:06:07 say I find that pretty hard to believe. It really is like a lovey-dove-fest of like Thomas sending videos all weekend he showed the Vago Apocalypse or whatever. So going through my thing I'll tell you. I'm sorry I didn't mean to jump ahead. No no it's fine it's the first day I get there. We get there. We get a golf cart. We have a little camper in the back. Yeah, that's the backstage area right there.
Starting point is 00:06:31 So let me ask quick. Are you staying at hotels? Yeah. OK, so you're going back. You're not camping behind? We could stay in the camper. You could have stayed in the camper, but you had hotels. OK.
Starting point is 00:06:40 We could stay in the camper, but no. Yeah, of course. I would not stay in the camper. Well, it changes the whole thing and then the last night the third night We had a you see up that little deck up there. We had a room up there it was me Zach Amiko g Mike and Tom from gas digital and Man, we get there right away. We're like just take we have golf cart Let's just drive around do a lap around the place and see what's going on right away I realize this is gonna be a nitrous balloon weekend
Starting point is 00:07:06 I Mean they're handing them to you so fast. It's the only thing that you're like well. This isn't fentanyl for sure You know I mean it's just it's clearly like just they're blowing it up and and then also in the time that I since I've been there in the time since I've been there the Six seven years at least since I've been there last, just Legion of Skanks has gotten more popular, Bonfire has been going for seven more years, and like, so celebrity, it felt like Skankfest. Like walking around everyone was so psyched to see us and it was so, man, really just lovey-dovey and sweet and so wild and chaotic, but it wasn't until the last night,
Starting point is 00:07:46 well I'll jump ahead for this to say the last night, leaving, cause we drove around every night looking for like, sex stuff? Is there any sex stuff happening? Hey anyone, is there sex stuff? And then one time, I think Zach and G Mike saw a guy jerking off for a second, but that was the closest thing. He was trying to wake himself up.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Didn't see anybody taking a piss piss didn't see anybody taking a shit He dropped his last pill down his dick hole. He was trying to get it out Did it swore there would be like a thousand only fans girls doing wacky shit there? Yeah Just like physically disabled obese dudes flapping meat a lot of disabled people in the mud Eventually gets muddy breath even if it's dry because you're stamping through disabled people. A lot of disabled people. A lot of disabled people. In the mud. Oh yeah. Because it eventually gets muddy, even if it's dry, because you're stamping through that guy's sweat.
Starting point is 00:08:28 It is for sure. But then also the two other days it was raining a little bit. The last day it came down crazy. But on the very last night going back to leave the festival, driving back, when everyone this place is, I mean a clown people explosion of like, it's over. You know what I mean? It's like done, so everyone's kind of like, some people are just live like two hours,
Starting point is 00:08:49 three hours away or just leaving that night. They're just putting their car. So on that last day on a golf cart driving back to the parking lot area, I finally saw an ugly girl leaning back on a rock with her feet up and just like a mermaid I know you sort of with their legs open and just a nerdy dude Indian style sitting in front of her like forward fingering And she's just going to
Starting point is 00:09:15 She's making so much like noise. She's made so obvious We drove right by but I was And we drove right by it, but I was like, oh, hey, a thing, Harley Sextop. That was the first sextop I saw. Ew, gross. Dude, that's third day tent pussy, too. That's gross. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:33 That's sneaker pussy. Oh, dude. He was just playing with her, leaning back on the thing. I mean, people walking around, there's still children at this thing. They're like, huh, huh, huh? She's like, I came to this festival and haven't come yet. We're not getting in the car.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I'm not leaving this place to come. So. Why don't you get my wheelchair? Unpack the wheelchair. I answered on stage, I was like, how do you get clown pussy? What's the approach? Giant wooden mallet. So.
Starting point is 00:10:03 You got to rub the right flower. Yeah. Boing, boet yeah and then put spring shoes on them. Slide whistle under your ear. Yeah I paint a cave over the door it's actually to my dressing room. Go through this cave. So you go around Zack goes on stage at night. This is one of my favorite, uh, things possible. G-Mike, fuckin', uh... He, like, a guy wants to compliment his mustache. So he's like, uh, he's like, hey, man, great mustache. Because G-Mike painted on, like, a Cochise mustache.
Starting point is 00:10:38 This is his ICP makeup. But G-Mike's a fan. Big fan. Big fan. So the guy's like, I love your mustache. And Mike's like, oh, thank you, man. Thank you so much. And the guy went to knuckle pound him.
Starting point is 00:10:48 And it's this guy's fault. He's holding a cup of his booze or whatever. And so Mike knuckle pounds him and the thing just drops on the floor. This guy went from liking him so much to, I mean, hating him. I didn't say anything. He wasn't even like, you fucking asshole.
Starting point is 00:11:01 He just looked down and he was like, and then Mike picks it up and goes, there's a little left in there. And the guy just looks at him and then Mike just starts looking back at us and like just ignore it. I'm looking right at the guy and he is glaring daggers at Mike.
Starting point is 00:11:13 It was so fucking funny. He's painting a single tear on his face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Oh shit. Oh fucking dude. But doctor, I am Violent J. It's got to be hilarious to be, like, wrapping up your four-day campsite in, like, the remnants of clown makeup. Oh, you're breaking out? Yeah, you're breaking out. You're in traffic leaving through local Pennsylvania traffic, and all the cops are like, what the fuck kind of... The armpit hair on the women was out of control Oh, yeah, I bet the acceptance of armpit hair, but I will say that said also there was just some
Starting point is 00:11:53 Stunningly hot chicks there and I mean bought in not like the girlfriend. That's cool and plays along goes along I mean like die-hard tats all over the ship,, but like. Festival drug chicks too. Model bodies, yeah. The girl, I judged the Miss Juggalette contest, like I said, on the third day. And I mean, that was, talk about 20 girls who ran the range of a girl who looked like Zack Amico in a bikini. I mean, I'm not exaggerating.
Starting point is 00:12:22 That was actually Zack. That's what Zack said when he was on stage. He goes, how could I be judging and on stage? I'm painting two tears on my eye. I mean, it was rough ski. And you know, to do. But points for spirit, obviously. Well, that was one that's personality, talent, bikini.
Starting point is 00:12:40 And personality, there was one girl that came out. 20 girls, There was just one What was her name Nikki? I'm sure she's the sweetest to case obviously probably She was so Just like older seeming at least and and why are you getting there with the hottest chicks for the most part? No one walks in that place with shoulder-back confidence. It is a Everyone I get it. I've just blended right in dude. It was like just joining the fucking drone. They got book bags fine They have everything I own is in my book back body
Starting point is 00:13:19 Scoliosis from peering out from under a hoodie For sure and this lady had like the most slumped shoulders from peering out from under a hoodie, I would be dead. I mean, for sure. And this lady had the most slumped shoulders. And I mean, when she came out to answer a question, first of all, it's being hosted by Clownvice, the clown Elvis, who rules, Clownvice rules. And he's asking him, you know, it's like, what's your favorite sexual position and why?
Starting point is 00:13:41 And she'll be like, I don't know, full clown makeup on. And I even, as I'll be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Full clown makeup on. And I even, as I rise up, I go, how are you frowning with a smile painted on your face? I can still see your frown. She has the biggest smile painted on, she just looked, she was so sad. Like a bullfrog.
Starting point is 00:13:58 I was like, are you, did someone, did you lose a bet? Like, who's making you do this? I forget her talent. Oh, what the fuck was her talent? Man, I wish I could remember hiding Waiting for the Lexapro to work Was her talent the talents were everything coming coming out making a Two girls came out both separately and just made the same balloon animal dog, which is kind of funny to have that repeat twice.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Like someone already did this and she was like, that's a 15 minute skill by the way. Oh yes. You learned that in the car on the way out. Fuck, I'm supposed to be spinning plates. I gotta do something, a person in her camp or some guy or one of the fucker goes, I'll show you how to make a balloon dog real quick.
Starting point is 00:14:43 We have enough nitrous. Oh my God, have enough nitrous. Oh my God, yeah, nitrous dog. There you go. Dude, the cops I think would crack some people once in a while, but people had signs that were like coke, dabs, meth. I bet tons of acid. I bet a lot of people were tripping out.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Sure. That seems like the wrong venue. In lots of forms too. One guy was like, hey man, there's 200 milligram THC juice in a homemade bag We drag it Between me and Tom and G Mike sure homemade bag Yeah, there's a homemade bag. It was made for caulk or something
Starting point is 00:15:17 It was like a bag you put like you were you squeeze a frosting onto a cake frosting onto a cake. Oh my god. The Cambodian soda bag? It was a straw jammed in the back. Urban ayahuasca in the bag. It was, it's what it was. It was a Capri Sun shape with a spout on it though
Starting point is 00:15:31 you can like suck out of. Oh, a weed spritzer. Oh yeah. A weed Ricky? Yeah, weed knee high. And one of those fucking like, like those canteen horn things, like with the, that'd be cool to carry that.
Starting point is 00:15:44 And I will say As much nitrous as I did this weekend what a blast But I have to say it's the thing you're chasing is so bizarre what nitrous to explain it to somebody like what's awesome about it I go well. I get a little dizzy, so I want to sit down and then everything for a while goes Like it sounds terrifying go. I don't know when you're doing it. It's like, meh. Yeah. And once you pop, you can't stop. That's why they call it hippie crack at the fish festivals and stuff.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Two for 20, they sell the balloons in fish park and lots. Two balloons for 20 bucks. And they're big balloons. And they're like, the tanks are all over the place. And I'm blown away at the places they get away with selling them. Like, Trey did like the Philharmonic Or whatever and they're outside people are in tuxedos walk into their cars with like five balloons
Starting point is 00:16:32 Fucking ice colds ice colds. They yell. Hey put to my cummerbund Were you doing them good though like in hand like breathing hard and fucking cuz some people don't know If that we're supposed to breathe out hard first Yeah well like you breathe out through your nose and then breathe big in and then breathe back into the balloon and like kind of no really Yeah, I gotta teach you how to do it. Yeah Now that I wasn't doing it this week. I wasn't doing it very good. I guess yeah, you got to get a nice
Starting point is 00:17:01 I'm a dumb asshole idiot. Well. That's how you you really see God That's how you really make your head feel like a nerf football You ever watch someone do a balloon and then just fucking hit the ground in a parking lot like Hardcore yeah first night. We were there a girl I watched her do a balloon cute young girl do and just did a balloon and I mean Busted face down on the ground got up bloody nose. Yeah, she played nobody wants to leave I love it's funny when people get hurt at things They don't want to leave because it was like you should definitely go see medical or something
Starting point is 00:17:36 She's like I'm fine and you're like, I kind of agree with you know, I'm like budding in now I'm like your nose is bleeding pretty bad. Like you fell pretty hard. It looked like so you might want to go to me I'm totally fine like It's off to the woods Blur nose and her eyes shut completely totally fine It's really embarrassed the first thing you feel when you hit the deck at a show is embarrassment You don't feel pain. You don't feel like concern for yourself. You go. Why is everyone worried about yeah I passed out a show one time just I was tired my knees were locked I was standing still too long and I just suddenly I was staring at the ceiling and everyone was very concerned I was just like you guys
Starting point is 00:18:11 are being so gay right now I'm fine leave me alone. Dude and the whole section is down like is this guy okay? My buddy passed out at the garden at fish and he literally woke up and was like I'm fine. I like his consciousness purge every once in a while Why are you guys obsessed with people wait Doing land scuba shut up dude. I woke up early all right. Give me the fucking five seconds I just catch one works been pretty stressful. He's passed. Yeah, let's see you fucking pass out You're so fucking great. Yeah, so um Do what are crazy things I saw that I saw children walking around too much, I feel like, but I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Festival people are a rare breed, dude. They're great. It doesn't matter what festival, just any festival, you're gonna find the sea hags and the fucking... Well, there's a lady there, and see if you can find this Christine online, because it was apparently going around and they were sending it to everybody.
Starting point is 00:19:03 There's a lady, I didn't meet her, but she's going around the festival and she has, I mean she's like exactly what you think she's gonna be like oxygen hoses in her nose like you know is she sitting on a chair or is she just on earth? And she's got a like a clear dildo and it's of her her husband's ashes and she's sprinkling him around. She's like He's here Just like dick sprinkling his ashes around the dildo is a replica of her dead husband's penis. Is it? Yes Oh, I didn't know that I saw that is a fat that guy had a fucking pipe on I see you had a smile on in The picture too. So yeah That is a fat that guy had a fucking pipe on us. She had a smile on in the picture, too
Starting point is 00:19:45 So it's kind of yeah Oxygen right out of her looks like fucking Gilbert grades crazy mom His massive dick gave her COPD oh yeah, so she's just walking around with literally like Ash Wednesday in a bunch of fuck Yeah, dick ashes at the jugalow fight a Christine Did you go deep into into tent city? Oh there it is. Yes, we did That's an adventure Dude she's got gnome face those those gnomes that like you fuck with the hair. Yeah, that's her face But you're trolled all we go listen to troll girl doll head. Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:30 Where do you get that belly from? She's got a mr.. Potato head for a torso It's almost my point though, and it seems that they're trying to push her lower half through a fine mesh sieve honestly, dude So she's a way to get a nice paste out of this bitch By the way, I like that. She has also a classy Japanese fan in her hand what she's wearing is What she's wearing is about 235 pounds of excess fat. Yeah
Starting point is 00:21:03 She's wearing a shirt that might be a regular shirt and tucked under what I can only say is outward pointing flap tits. Yeah, she's got it above her top gut. Uh, a couple of sexy slices in the sleeve. Mm-hmm. Uh, going to her face that I could... She looks like Warwick Davis, the guy who played Leprechaun.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Yeah, yeah, she looks like the king in Cat guy who played leprechaun Cat's eye that steals the little girl's breath. I wonder what they gave the plumber they took her head from Somewhere there's a hot body She got a couple of dog tags too. She's wearing some dog tags her shirt says I love pegging Ken I guess Ken was the X can I tell you something also that penis wasn't that penis wasn't quite as impressive as Ken or men looks like Ken oh no it is man Wow thanks for the second angle for belly button looks like when they do like an ink picture of a baby's foot. Yes, I think it's like the Tesla symbol. I'd love to get a plaster cast of the couch imprint of her everyday couch.
Starting point is 00:22:17 How many different plaid browns that couch is, dude, with that burlap back? So she's also wearing underwear and a... Christine. No, she's showing that she had a piercing at some point in there. She had a piercing, yeah. But it exploded out one day. Somebody lost an eye at the fucking shop, right?
Starting point is 00:22:36 That may have been a harpoon. Mmm. Um, by the way, I always gotta say, God bless you for being a fat person who just goes, I'm buying my clothes and I'm wearing them over the stomach. Oh yeah, yeah. Where pants are supposed to rest instead of being like the rest of the world who's fat like me, who chooses to go under stomach with your clothing.
Starting point is 00:22:57 I would love to see what, I wish we could zoom in on her tattoo, that quote with the signature. You see that on her inner arm? Never stop stopping, Hugh Jackman. I really mean it when I call for sexy, my sexy come? Yeah. Nope. No.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Dr. Seuss? When I call you sexy. My sexy love? Get close, Lou. I can read white trash. I can read drunk tattooist. It's actually disappearing with the ashes way down in the penis. We'll leave a light on for you.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Pull it, yeah. We'll leave a light on for you, Howard Johnson's. Tom Baudet Motel six Powered chair she's in or is that just a lawn chair? Yeah, wonder how many dicks of ashes she has at home that's probably bullshit I bet you she's got 11 Nash dicks that she brings to various festivals. There's clown this she's done this before Yeah, there's a clownown Vess right there. It says this page right there.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Clown Vess does it up. Can I hear her voice? She's wearing those nylon stockings that were hot in the 1940s, like the pin-up girls. Well, they're still hot today if they're not wrapped around. Like no one described as a ham of a lady. My pussy made him psycho. Oh, there's Clown Vess.
Starting point is 00:24:22 When they're not load-bearing, they're still pretty attractive. Before you get mad at me, she's asking it for with a cow skin suede Jazzy. Oh yeah, totally. That thing stinks. Oh my god. Dude clownvice looks like Max Hedrum a little bit. Dude clownvice rules. He's great. Oh, so what I'll tell you about that first night to get back to what you said. Oh, wow. The first night we were watching all the bands from side stage. And everybody that's what I'm saying was so great, man. All the band and the
Starting point is 00:24:54 crews seem to know us and the wrestlers and shit. And they go, they go come, they go, you're gonna come on stage for the last song. And I was like, Ah, yeah, I guess, we'll go on. And I was like, Tom will go with me, and then Mike and Zach. Zach had to go to his show, and G-Mike drove him up to the show. And that's when they go, come on, come on,
Starting point is 00:25:14 we're going on stage right now. And I was like, aw, poor, G-Mike's gonna miss this. And we go up there, and as we're standing this line, they go, hey, just why don't we tell you to go, though? Go on stage, because there's gonna be so many people coming I'm like well then you see a thousand people lined up that they have like picked. Like lined up. Fans, like so many of the audience and then they're like all right now they're like now now now and then people going grab a
Starting point is 00:25:39 box grab a box and they're saying everybody grab a box which I didn't I cheated. What we're bringing out on stage, which already has plenty of boxes to stage, is boxes upon boxes of two liters of Fago. And they call it Fago Armageddon, which I'm unaware of. Uh, I've seen it before, but it wasn't in my mind. I've seen it happen.
Starting point is 00:25:58 I didn't know that that was how they end every show. I didn't know that, but it was enough. I thought it was a thing that happens sometimes. Um, I don't know why I didn't think it would happen here, together in the Juggalos. And I'm up there, and I see people start doing it, and I'm like, you know what? I'll lay back in sort of the back of the thing,
Starting point is 00:26:15 and I'll just kind of chill and like, you know, I'll squirt some Faygo, and I'll try to do... The first thing I'm trying to do is what you see is, the way they do it, they're masters of it. Look at, show Violent J or Shaqy sending the fucking, oh is that the one this week, this year? Yeah. Yeah, but don't do the Armageddon because, so we can see when they're playing the songs, like I think the song's called Fago. They know how to put their one hand, they crack it with two hands, but then they put their thumb in it, like it's shaking up, they put their thumb in it, and they just...
Starting point is 00:26:47 But they send them all, like, it's awesome looking. It's like a Chinese lantern. I mean, it's like a nice guy. Dude, it goes 100 feet into the air. Like a spiderweb. It's the coolest looking thing ever. It's so funny. This is the Burning Man of Insane Clown Posse at the end.
Starting point is 00:26:59 They just sew to spray everybody. Yeah, and then so while I'm sitting there going, I'll just lay in the back and it probably won't be so bad as I'm saying that and trying to get my thing going this guy just looks at me and he's like yeah big J and I mean just fucking ho head to toe squirted you point blank hoses my whole body down now I can't get mad at him because this is what you do up there yeah he wasn't even like you piece of shit or I'm fucking you over he was like dude you're up here this is awesome but I'm just fucking wails me, but is there part of you. That's like okay. Thanks a lot, man
Starting point is 00:27:29 Yeah, cool. Yeah, no, I was kind of trying to fucking chill in the back here, buddy. Thanks No, no it was it was immediate when you realize it's so when you rise it's soda. It's all over you Yeah, yeah, I mean for the most part when you realize that you're covered in soda You're telling me quickly you just have to go full acceptance I was that you a million dollars, a million dollars says 5% of all those two leaders will flow piss. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:50 No. Traffic. No, no, no, they're bringing them. I guarantee it. No, they're bringing, that's not from the audience. It's Fago. It's all on stage. I get it, I get it, but I, oh wait,
Starting point is 00:28:00 so G-Mike was launching it from the stage, because it looked like he was in the crowd. No, it was from the stage. He was on stage. He put piss in it crowd. No, it was from the stage. He was on stage. He put piss in it. It was piss. No, it was piss.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Well, it's hilarious. That guy sprayed you. They threw human shit at Teal of Tequila years ago. That guy sprayed you, and you didn't spray him back, because you were just back hanging out. He went home like, fucking dude, I sprayed Jay. He didn't even give me the juice. He didn't even spray me back, dude.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Why didn't you juice me back? Dude, covered. The fucking shirt's all dry. I mean, covered head to toe. In soda. And then I had to go to Zach's show. Wait you didn't spray anything? You sprayed nothing?
Starting point is 00:28:34 No I did but I'm such a little wimp about it. By the way it was the first night. Last night I didn't go out for it because his thumbs were dry dude. Shut the fuck up. No I sprayed some. I got some sprays there's video of you there's video shit no what do you guys think I didn't spray
Starting point is 00:28:50 like of course I sprayed like I was on Fago Armageddon and not spray you're crazy fucking drown two people dude won't Fago like Fago doesn't like them right I don't know if they don't like them they won't affiliate with them officially yeah but I'm sure like John Fago doesn't like them, right? I don't know if they don't like them, they won't affiliate with them officially.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Yeah, but I'm sure like John Fago, the CEO, like probably goes on vacation every September after Fago, after ICP Fest, because they're buying cases and cases of this shit. I'd have to bet theirs- So they make their nut. This is literally when they make their year, dude. I could probably ask them what they,
Starting point is 00:29:19 and I bet it's 10,000 cases. I mean, it's something like that. What's the Fago budget? They don't give, I'm telling you, they just like, I mean, willy nilly, I mean, it's something like that. What's the Fago budget? They don't give a, I'm telling you, they just like, I mean, willy nilly, I mean, through their set, I mean, thousands of them, it's nonstop. They're never not doing it. CEOs at Pepsi are like, dude, there's something going on
Starting point is 00:29:36 in middle Pennsylvania in August. How do we tap into this market, dude? There's a bunch of clowns fucking spraying each other with water. They're fucking Gallagher rap, dude. It's great, I mean, everybody's happy to be covered in this shit. There's a bunch of clowns fucking spraying each other with water. They're fucking Gallagher rap, dude It's grabbing Everybody's happy to be covered in this shit The spray that I'll tell you the people running the equipment and also the last night they played with a live band ICP
Starting point is 00:29:54 Which was awesome But that band was not prepared to get because people also one thing I'll say about the audience And I guess it's just like they're like cool and you just deal with it However, you want to deal with it that you can just throw things willy-nilly at the stage whatever you want Jesus they didn't do it to the comedy thank God that's so scary yeah they didn't do it to comedy but when I was judging Miss Juggalette you know it was Zack me at the table of judges Zack me Sarah Roussey who's a a Violent J's girlfriend, and her friend, who was beautiful,
Starting point is 00:30:27 dude, her friend was so hot, and she was up there at some point when they just decided they were gonna start throwing things at the show, when the girls were ugly or fat, so often. Dude, I mean, a full water bottle just came and this girl just hit her right in the tit, not Sarah, the girl,
Starting point is 00:30:42 and that's where, she's like, she's right in her tit, I mean, I thought it was gonna explode her fucking tit. It was so cray hour and she just goes, God damn it, because you can't, if you say stuff, like if you were like, whoa dude, like I threw my shoes out before I got in my house yesterday when I got home, they were done for sure.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Did you wear beaters or were you like? I knew I was gonna get rid of these I mean the first night they become covered in soda and then walking around dirt for a while The wrestling dude the wrestlers who agree to do that get drilled with cans and Fucking shit. It's pretty reckless, which is kind of neat But also you realize like at one point when they I had a feeling when they were doing the deathmatch for the wrestling I was like there's so many of those fluorescent light bulbs in there I feel like that glass like when that glass shatters doesn't it like zoom out yeah there's like there's like five
Starting point is 00:31:38 feet of room between the stage and the people and I'm not that far away and as soon as they start breaking it's raining glass all over you also you start covering your drinks and shit cuz you're like I got through all this stuff I had out the drink I threw it out cuz I was like there's probably glads it's boring orange fago. It sounds like you spent the entire weekend in a full sprint just getting away from debris and soda. I ran through it. I ran to it. I took a couple of light tubes See right here. I was bleeding a little bit. I would end dude fucking um porfego on your wounds and get back in Zach did his show he did this thing. Yeah, this is just the ultimate bad kids get together. This is detention look at this dude really Dude it's wild and there comes a time in your life where it's either this or girlfriends and we all faced it First of all, I was an at-risk. I was at risk of becoming a jacket for sure. Oh, absolutely. Oh, yeah Why don't we take a peek in on a look at butterly's house real quick while we're here?
Starting point is 00:32:34 Kensington Got my first HJ over there Are you see that lady sleeping standing? I was like you at the gathering when I lived in Kensington. I was just like whoa I'll tell people I tried some heroin, but I mostly was just like a scared little bitch running like from point A to point B I was in a full sprint. I luckily here's the thing. I was not scary at all. They were so I said like yeah They were so happy. I was there. I mean they made it feel like so like tons of crossover Obviously people that are from skank fest and all kinds of people did anyone ever try to put you on them What do you mean in st. Clown posse did anyone ever like sit you down like break it down like yo, dude
Starting point is 00:33:13 This is the shit. We're getting into this no no did someone do it to you Yeah, man I was in like six or seventh grade And I was probably tied for fourth fattest boy in my Catholic school class. That lead you there. Who were you tied with? Depending on how fat I was, me and Ryan Burr were neck and neck, but Tom Bennett was number three. Yeah, I was always in a battle with Aaron Powers.
Starting point is 00:33:35 For like, the fat guys who were borderline, not like, we were so close to being like, couldn't play the sports kid, but we were like the fat kids who still played the sports and everything. Yeah, like I said, one, two, and three were fat enough that it was like a social detriment. I could like goof around a little bit,
Starting point is 00:33:53 but still like, you know, not quite in with the cool kids. And when I think like Metallica's like reload came out, I was like, not for me. The path opens before you. And it's like, how are you gonna say grownups stink? And also, like, have, like, so a couple of options come up. Unfortunately, or fortunately rather, I went Southern California, punk and Scott,
Starting point is 00:34:16 like Goldfinger, real big fish, like typical fat boy. Like wearing like a Burger King hat, Burger King crown to school and shit. I didn't go, well, it was uniforms, thank God. Who knows what the fuck I would have done, but that was the pet But my my just fatter than me friend Tom came into lunch one day. He was like yeah, dude I gotta tell you about the great Malenko Okay, and he was like yeah check that he puts on the songs and they're like
Starting point is 00:34:39 I'm gonna fuck a bitch and then kill my neighbor and I was just like yeah I don't know if this is it, dude. And that was it. We split, dude, he went that way, I went my way. And it was like. Now, now as a- He's a girl now. They're crazy. Is he?
Starting point is 00:34:52 Is he thin or is he a fat girl? Probably thinner. Yeah. Now as a figure. They're a band, the C, like they're live, like show, which is fantastic. But I mean, I've never, the music never, like I didn't, was never really exposed to it much what did you get into ween later in life yeah
Starting point is 00:35:08 I appreciate that more now as an adult it's easier to get cuz they're new Hope Pennsylvania I think a young kid being in the ween is pretty fucked up yeah back was like there's nothing for you to connect to weens like degenerate like loser just like gas masks they're speaking to me now at almost yeah after a bunch of psychedelic I just spent quality time with Weegee Mac can you bring weegee max life they do they throw glow sticks instead of Fago at a at fish festival they got a certain point I think you guys ever read up to speak to fish did you ever end up talking about Drew Carey at the Fish concert?
Starting point is 00:35:46 No. Yeah, you're fucking I've talked. Well, yeah, no, we show up. Was that on here? Not on here, bro. We went on to the he went to the sphere and saw Fish for the first time. And it was like who? Drew Carey. Carey. And he's like, dude, I'll put my dick in a blender.
Starting point is 00:36:02 He's like, he said, I know what it's like to be a woman and get fucked now And I would give anything to feel this forever drew carry drew carry he goes from the jury I'll put my dick in a blender He said I would do anything to be a woman and get fucked forever because fish was so good and fish bottom of blender Because he said he would put his dick in a blender and I'm like fucking I've been going for 30 years and everyone got A smoothie from the fucking band what is a blender? What do you have a? I was showing the glow stick thing. Yeah, that's fine
Starting point is 00:36:29 It glows six at the but yeah, no drew carry went to one fish show and now it's like the biggest fucking deal What now people want to go? Well, just you know, he was on at midnight You're getting jealous of the visibility of true Get fucked every day, dude. Get in line! I've been wanting to get fucked in my pussy because of fish since I was 15. So now Drew Carey wants to get his pussy fucked.
Starting point is 00:36:52 None of us count, dude. I paid $450 for these tickets. That's hilarious. And you're going to fuck my pussy? I've been a fish fan forever. Now you fucking enjoy it, you piece of shit? So whose band is it anyway, Drew Carey? And this is a song
Starting point is 00:37:07 He went to sphere and got his dick kicked in by the band and I never had I never had a look I just talked to God he said I swear I just talked to God I would give you all my money stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange For this bro. I met God tonight for real I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie the next one the the Immediate follow-up from him is that is that right there? No melted. Yeah That's at the sphere. This is what it must feel like to get to come with a pussy
Starting point is 00:37:41 Do you know what that is you know what that is he's texting on like that after he did Molly and after Yeah, his wife didn't get back to him while he was on Molly He's like this, you know what this is? He's into Venetian right now just texting This is like a cheeseburger He's typing quickly too because there's plenty of typo in there Oh yeah He goes I'm flaying to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy
Starting point is 00:38:02 I don't need to be a man no more if it means I can feel like This all the time fucking keep it, bro If I can get this feeling instead that was God at work or something like it felt like I was being saved by Jesus No lie like how much of that is fish and how much of that is just like a dude that never did drugs Yeah, you did Molly at the fish show. You did Molly in Vegas official. You're a little dehydrated 745 a.m. For 30 seconds during the show it kind of sounded like they were all playing one song together I'm Mimi now
Starting point is 00:38:40 He's on the couch at 11 a.m. Every day for the price is right He's on the couch at 11 a.m. every day for the price is right At midnight on a big break you think your dad's never been curious about getting his pussy fucked Taylor Tomlinson on a midnight that's insulting to your dad you think he's never run the simulation. That's nuts Taylor Tomlinson goes if you if we could talk if my kids ever said that about me do not have to call Look right here right here. This is Listen to this. Oh! Drew, if you weren't being filmed right now,
Starting point is 00:39:09 what would you say? Oh no, what's being filmed? Oh yeah, this is being filmed. Oh, I'm so sorry, yeah, we just got a couple. Watch, watch, watch. I, oh. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:39:19 Oh! Just, give me a minute. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I saw a fish at the sphere this weekend. Never saw a fish, never didn't know a fish tune, and they blew my minds off so hard. I thought to myself, I had a bunch of girls with me, and I thought to myself, is this what it's like to
Starting point is 00:39:39 **** people over there? I can verify 100% true. This is what I thought. You know what it is, dude? Drew Carey's too old to hide who he is anymore. Because it's always the thing, it's like the guy likes pussy and whores and all kinds of crazy shit. And so now he's just kind of like, dude, is this what it's like getting fucked with a
Starting point is 00:39:59 pussy? Like, Drew Carey shit? Price is right? Oh, it's like getting fucked right into your fucking pussy in a big old fucking load of awesomeness coursing through your... to your cunt canal. Anyways, let's get back to this CBS late night show. Dude, he's like, this jam is like missing your period, dude. I'm pregnant.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Man, my fuckhole is getting pounded out so hard with fish music. Is this getting scaped? This song is my baby's daddy. Oh man, I'm being DP'd by awesome and fucking bombastic. Dude, I can't take it. It hurts but in a good way? No, seriously. I don't even care if he calls me tomorrow. My clit is fucking vibrating with love and light right now.
Starting point is 00:40:37 The skin that goes between my pussy and my assholes, I feel it being touched on either side. Can I have a little bit of butthole but not in? Oh, I bet you've been in Being after this is gonna feel amazing Is this song called sticky delicious load falling out of my fuck holes No, it's called a bathtub. Oh Are they open to suggestions for renaming it? That's what I want to do with you Mike I want to want to go to a fish concert and when every song's over,
Starting point is 00:41:06 I'm going to rename what I would have called it. Dude, we were, remember when we were in San Francisco? I made you listen to Maze, which is one of my favorite songs, and we were so high. It was the weekend your back got fucked up. Oh yeah. And we're sitting there, and you're listening to it. And I'm high as shit, and I'm having a good time, and then I'm looking at you and I'm going,
Starting point is 00:41:22 he hates this. And I go, do you like that song? He goes, I feel like I just chased a gnome through the forest. And I was having a good time, and I'm looking at you, and I'm going he hates this and I go do you like that song? He goes I feel like I just chased a gnome through the forest That actually would be a phenomenal name for this Yeah fucking forest nymph rock wood nymph Yeah The girl was dancing around the desk doesn't want to fuck me I did see sex at a fish festival once.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Really? Yeah, at the concert grounds. So did they have the camping was separate from the concert? You just camped at the stage? Not at the stage. Like the main area, but literally right off that, you could camp wherever. Oh, okay. So they had the camping area was way off to the side, and then there's just a wall of
Starting point is 00:42:04 vending and Porta-potties and shit so everyone's crowded towards the stage and as you got further back It got more and more sparse and there was just like two dreadlocked Couple there's like a guy and a girl look all you saw was dreads and mud and they're just making out and then you get closer And you realize like they're just fucking they're just fucking right out near like The trash can and some dumpsters and some it was and just The people walking by it are all tripped out We will and then you kind of have a thing of like what the fuck and you're like good for them
Starting point is 00:42:32 We had drew carry we actually saw him the first ship rocks we ever did a Christine and me member in a hot tub There was a couple fucking one time in the hot rocks. Yeah, really? Yeah, like like middle of the don't worry. They drain him every night couple fucking one time. In the hot tub? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Like middle of the, at a cruise. Don't worry, they drain them every night. They do. That's a weird thing they do. They drain the pool.
Starting point is 00:42:51 No, it's a weird thing to announce. It's a good thing to do. I think they have to. Would it be a sign of it if you said, don't worry, we drain this? It's an okay. I think it's weird. Italian pizza guy.
Starting point is 00:43:01 It's like weirdly just the rules. You know, like the swimming stops at some point. Well, yeah I know what I'm you know, I'm super excited for on shiprock What's that is the 12 minute and 50 second live version of crazy bitch by buck chair by buck chair? I'm bringing a lighter just for that. Is that how long we've made it go before there's a YouTube version Bro he he break they slow jam it probably for a walk daddy four or five different times. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, they slow it down to the slow jam and he does this whole like
Starting point is 00:43:30 Sketch about calling a girl to come over and how crazy she is and how cool does that sex with her and it's cutting to the crowd He David Lee Ross dude, let's go Let her put it up on the thing over there He David Lee it helps to look at a 55 year old man in leather pants while he's doing this, by the way. Sweating on a boat on Dramaloon? Yeah. This is gonna be, this is where I'm gonna trip.
Starting point is 00:43:59 What year is this from? Take a guess. That doesn't matter. Not that long ago. 2012. 2022. He looks good for... Dude, he works out. He's the only person I ever see walking out of the gym on Shiprocked would be this guy. He's bone thin though and he is jarring looking. family cruise yeah I'm in a Hawaiian shirt I got zinc on my nose I'm covering my kids umbrella hat how man let's go to the buffet virgin daiquiri you're crazy bitch mm-hmm still my favorite thing like that that's an
Starting point is 00:44:44 old viral of the couple walking down the aisle to crazy bitch. Remember that where the girl's coming out? Yeah. She's like, just like a fat like hump in her way in. I tell you, my cousin, who's long divorced from this marriage, my cousin Vicky, that was great. That was my bad. I brought Carla, my ex-wife to this wedding way early in our dating.
Starting point is 00:45:04 She got to meet my uncle Vinny, who's now passed away, but he did a weird thing. He's like, hey, come out to the car. You wanna smoke a joint or something? And I was like, maybe it wasn't even a joint. Maybe, probably not even a joint. It was like a cigarette maybe or something. So I was like, yeah, we went outside and smoked a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:45:19 You woke up to Whippets outside. He goes, I've been learning the guitar. This guy looks a lot like my dad, too. He looked a lot like my dad. Yeah. And I'm like, what? And he's like, I learned guitar. So then for me and my girlfriend,
Starting point is 00:45:29 he pulls his guitar, puts his guitar on his knee, like on the back of his bumper of his car, and starts playing a little bit for us, and doing the looking at you, which is the nightmare. So playing guitar is probably. Yeah, you can't look away. Biting his lip? I mean, he's just playing the guitar.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Then we went inside, and my cousin, oh, it's just playing guitar. Then we went inside and my cousin, oh, it was also a good food. I'm not gonna bitch about the food, but it was all in-house made. Like my uncle and my aunt Trish and Uncle Tommy made sausage and peppers and all kinds of chafing dishes. Like a sterno. Sterno, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:46:02 So it was a bunch of those out there. And then when they came in, they were like, for the first time in public, Mr. and Mrs. whatever. And they started, uh, let's get it on. And they started walking in like, number one, let's get it on. Oh, is this the Crazy Bitch Wedding March? Bring it. Oh, I can't see him. You don't give a fuck about the old people you invited to a wedding if you do this. Is this the crazy bitch wedding march bring it?
Starting point is 00:46:31 You don't give a fuck about the old people you invited to a wedding if you do this wedding very affordable I love this is a dress down wedding, too scream so loud, get fucking laid get fucking laid yeah, oh, oh Trevor oh that's me, that's gonna be me on the cruise the guy comes, he's just kidding oh, oh Bryson, do not listen to this, stop it look at it, look at it, look at it he's like what the fuck is going on
Starting point is 00:46:58 he goes, kid, don't jizz all rolling down your fat pussy put it between your fat tits Did she is a piece of human garbage over here just like Pull it out and let me suck the shit out of your dick hole what this is what they ask for smell Put a ring on it blast my ass Take my face with come until you're done what I was paid for this wipe your ass with my wedding dress You can stand kiss pussy on top of it. I'm gonna fuck your brother in shit in your mouth
Starting point is 00:47:38 I forgot the guys are all in bandanas They're a motorcycle Danas There are motorcycle club She's marrying into a motorcycle Ladies and gentlemen, but she's like this is this is enough fucking old butch ladies walked off What a nightmare Though I like that the mortified father wanted to cover his son's ear. Oh, he's got two sons with him, but he also didn't stop recording the process.
Starting point is 00:48:11 By the way, the guy who covers one, he doesn't cover the youngest son's ears. No. Well, he doesn't even know what they're talking about yet. He's like kissing him on the head. This is so awful. Dad, why would he want to stay with the crazy bitch because he fucks so good? The kid's playing with his dinosaurs later, he's like, But you fuck so good I'm on time.
Starting point is 00:48:30 And he's like, I'm in his head. It's so weird that song came out in like 2004. It's not even an old song. It's timeless. It is. It's instinct classic. People still sing Paul Simon tunes, you know what I mean? This thing's gonna stick around fucking forever. Your crazy bitch was the sister Christian.
Starting point is 00:48:46 I was dying, dude. I once dated a girl who had that tattooed on her arm, and so did four of her friends. Crazy bitch? Yes. Just the word crazy bitch? Because of the song. Is that the first thing you noticed, you fucking lunatic?
Starting point is 00:48:57 That's you, that drove you to her. He goes, how crazy? I can't come. That was his... Lou can't come, I can't come unless you crumble my life to pieces. She revealed it. She didn't open with that. Hey, on the 23 and a half hours a day, we're not fucking. Can you blow my life to smithereens?
Starting point is 00:49:17 I haven't changed my number in a while. You want to date? Can you make everything worse? Except once in a while, well fuck. Thank you so much for swallowing my cum. Could you knock the side view ears off my coffee? Can you key my license plate number? Hey, my car hasn't had a paint job in a while. You want to go out there and scrape it up a little bit?
Starting point is 00:49:42 Hey, give me a favor, get me into a fight with your ex-boyfriend, and then let me put it in your butt, please. Hey, you seem fun. Hey, I keep all my extra cash in this drawer. Oh, god. It's our three-month anniversary. Here's my mom's phone number. Why don't you call her or ruin her life?
Starting point is 00:49:58 She has a lot of antiques you can sell. She goes to bed early. God damn it. What a piece of shit. Smah, down top of meh. That was the best thing. When I was an altar boy, I used to go get tips from the groom. And then I'd go get tips from the best man.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Because they'd be hammered by the time of the wedding. So you double up on the tips. Oh yeah? That was your move? The priest told me to do that. Did they tip you? Yeah! For being the best man. For a wedding and a funeral? And funerals too, yeah. And you get out of school, because funerals
Starting point is 00:50:28 would be on like Wednesdays for very old people. Did you guys both have a big wedding? I didn't have a wedding at all. I had. We went to a judge's office. Yeah. I had about 150 people at mine. That's huge.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Did you take the band off her leg, the garter belt? No, no. You didn't do it? No, we didn't do it? No, I didn't do any of that dumb shit. No. I said anyone who looks near my wife's pussy, you're dead. Dude, I did it, but I didn't do what the guy was selling me.
Starting point is 00:50:53 I told this before, I know. The guy was selling me was like, cause he's talking to just regular people who work nine to five jobs. He doesn't know there's gonna be a room full of comics there. And he's telling me like the- Is this the DJ? who's doing this? Bring up a garter belt ceremony at the thing
Starting point is 00:51:09 where the guy's being, he's like, yeah usually you go, you put some sunglasses on, you pop your collar, I'm the man. Yeah, it turns into the cocktail all of a sudden. Yeah, he's like, I'm the man, and then you get down on your leg, but play it up a little bit, you know what I mean? Yeah, you go up and then down.
Starting point is 00:51:23 He's like, oh yeah, he's like play it. And I was like, I will not do any of this no and I go when I did it I just went I was like I was like it's on and he's like banning and you're supposed to all these slow moves I went over knowing look at these things oh man black eyes in the car four girls's gotta be the best ever though. Four girls got pregnant in that room. Oh my goodness. Damn. I'm gonna take your gotta bell. It's the hypnotic Armageddon. He goes, I got this, girl. Man, black culture puts equal thing on being tough and good at dance. Oh, look at this. Here's some push-ups. I'm gonna get fre No socks, I don't mind those shoes at all
Starting point is 00:52:07 Go ahead, he's just gonna smooth talk the garter belt off. What if he just he's putting his whole head under her dress What if he just went inside of her skin? First of all, when I saw those black people I knew, he was still going to do it to like, fucking like do the worm and to her pussy or whatever. I'm talking about a white guy, like a twerpy or some ginger doing like the yeah, I'm bad, I'm bad. While his fucking wife's muffin topping in a wedding dress. Yeah, it's like a George Thurow good video, dude.
Starting point is 00:52:42 He takes the garter off and it looks like a fucking belt. And his fat sister's fucking ready to throw elbows to catch it. Oh, his fat sister will box your ear if you get in the way. Here we go. This guy can't wait. Fuckin' situation over here. All his friends have the same haircut. You know this asshole. His wife's pretty hot.
Starting point is 00:53:01 This is at his fucking business partner's IPA project. Although this hall looks like a place Mike would take me Yeah, here he goes let's get it on yeah We're crushing a beer in a koozie his entire wedding party is wiggers who never normally dress up Yeah, so they got a profile picture for the next six years out of this They all post one time in front of the same Ferrari. Yeah, totally unless the guards and every mouth one table is one fantasy league He was so embarrassing. He's happy to do this. We talked about people are wooing and shit. This is killing right now I know that's what I hate about it. His hair looks phenomenal
Starting point is 00:53:42 He's like to remember Brandon did let's get it on over Ashley Oh, bro. Are you kidding me? I was rock hard Well, I fucking come my pants dude. I never wanted to French my buddies Dick before or kid when he did let's get it on bro. I fucking naughty My own nut brown ale I was gonna say I've never loved anyone enough to want to do this for them But it's not that this why I don't love myself enough to feel possibly comfortable in a room doing- This is what I mean- He's not embarrassed. He's happy this is online!
Starting point is 00:54:11 I have a cap on how happy I could get. Like I can never even fake that, dude. To me that's impossible. That's fake. My joys got a very low ceiling. I can't dunk this moment, dude. No way. Oh, this is- Now, I'm also thinking he's gay.
Starting point is 00:54:24 By the way, the the guys got a killer ass It's the pants too. That's fucking Kay and okay. Yeah, get your knees off the floor brother Please we don't do that stuff No His boy was like yo I would honestly seriously not even make eye contact just reach under the dress as though you're fingering her First of all if my daughter gets married and the guy jams his head under her dress to take the thing off I'm gonna go kick him in his ball bag Well, yeah, you bring the bill to his parents Hey for this she's a high-school wrestling parent. Yeah, I'm in the mat
Starting point is 00:54:50 Hey, hey funny joke for your friend buddies. You're gonna eat my daughter's pussy right in front of everybody and our whole fucking family I'm just glad a grandmother's not here to unplug the DJ booth. It's over shows you go ahead get out Yeah, okay. Yeah, nice nice one mr.. Sexy man Let's get it Like you do it with your teeth no, I mean no showman you do with your Catch me and my wife anywhere on the street. I will do this on the spot I don't need an occasion You tell us go I'll go up under her skirt. I want your gardeners
Starting point is 00:55:24 I'm gonna be able to 15 garters on Amazon right now always have always have what? I should get like one a month Were you a shotgun wedding? No our daughter was already one I got to bring you the picture. So my daughter was six. I gotta get I gotta bring you the picture of my parents Second wedding when I was the best man. Everyone's smiling and having such a good time and I'm just like this guy again, dude. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:55:52 And then 10 minutes later your dad pops his collar and goes, I'm the man. I'm the man, Mikey Sr. here. Hey Mikey, watch me take your mom's garter belt off my teeth. I hope she's shaved, I don't get some of her cun hairs in it. Pop. Are you gonna eat my mom's pussy? Come here he slides me under her dress. Get it for me kid.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Hey take a peek man. Hey go home. I'm sending you home. I don't want to. Go back to where you came from you little piece of shit. I don't like this guy. Go get boozed up I don't care. Go smoke a cigarette. Go get boozed up I don't give a fuck. We're hanging out with Tim Butterly Mike Finoja sitting in for Roberto Kelly
Starting point is 00:56:26 Mike's got all new dates merchant content coming up right now or punch up dot live. He's joined the cult everybody I'm live Mike Finoja Including Skankfest Providence Nashville Indy Hartford and much more and follow Mike on social at Mike Finoja Fi no I a and Tim Butterly is gonna be the never say die fest in Louisville, Kentucky This weekend August 23rd and 24th And then the Funny Bone in Columbus, Ohio on Sunday August 25th all this weekend for tickets and all the tour dates visit TimButterly.com and make sure you listen to Tim on Dad Meet and the Tim Butterly show available wherever you listen to podcasts Big Jay Okerson is going to be at the Funny Bone in Albany August 23rd and 24th
Starting point is 00:57:05 in Empire Comedy Club Portland, Maine August 30th and 31st after that he'll be in Dallas Omaha and Skankfest I'll be on all those with you. You are on all those tickets and all other dates visit bigjcomedy.com. Oh and all of us now also are gonna we're all doing the weekend Thanksgiving weekend in Philadelphia at Helium. Power Trio. Me, Tim and Mike all gonna be there for the We're all doing the weekend Thanksgiving weekend in Philadelphia helium power tree Me Tim and Mike all gonna be there for the Wednesday Friday and Saturday That's gonna be a lot of fun. No Sixers or Eagles games happening in town that whole week sucks dick Oh, it sucks dick also nitrous weekend
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