The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Ghost w/Will Guilmette & Yoshi Obayashi

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Comedian Yoshi Obayashi attended the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia with Russel Peters. He has strong opinions of the comedians who performed and witnessed their effect on the Saudi audiences. Yoshi actually saw Bin Laden family members at the festival. | Boxer Will Guilmette is a camper and has a professional fighting record of 1-0. Jay helps him pick out a new walkout song and Will teaches the guys some punching techniques. For Yoshi's tour dates and info go to @yoshiobayashi on Instagram. Will Guilmette's next fight is in "The Autumn Classic" November 1st at Mohegan Sun. For tickets and info go to cesfights.com or message @willguilmette on Instagram. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Introduce our guest, Bobby. We have, uh, Yoshi, Obayashi, Yoshi, Obayashi, it's Yoshi, Obabayashi today. We wrote that outside. Wrote that outside. I didn't expect that. Yeah, thank you. Wow.

A couple of K-pop demon hunters. Yeah. I mean, you should hear people say ching chung right away. Well, we said that outside when you walk by us. Yeah. And you never turned around. No. Which is good.

Which is good. I like the self-respect. Yoshi always has a face like you pulled your penis out unexpectedly. And he's like, ooh. Yoshi. Yes, sir. My friend, I got a couple. So this is why you're one of the interesting guys I know.

One of the most interesting guys I know. You, he just got back from the Riyadh comedy festival. Am I saying it correct? Yeah, 12 days ago, 10 days ago? Well, we're not topical here on the box. Okay. We like to let the news pass, and then we get back to it later when people are like, oh, shit, I forgot about that. Yeah.

I heard Andrew Schultz went. Yeah, and Charlie Kirk is dead. I don't know if you've heard about that. Yeah. Okay, great. First of all, how the fuck, how did you get out there? Plain. Whoa, whoa.

We don't know that yet. I'm certain of them. You don't know. You don't know. You think it was a mysterious ship that showed up out of the fog and then vanished back into fog? And when you emerge from the fog again, you are in Riyadh? Or magic carpet.

No, I went, I flew over there from Greece. You were in Greece? Yeah, I did three weeks in Scotland for the French festival. And I was doing show in London and Berlin and places like that. And then Russell Peters' brother said, hey, you're going to come and visit? I wasn't planning to, and I had another friend work in fashion was planning to go Riyadh.

So I thought maybe I'll go check out both of them. And then it's kind of expensive getting visa insurance to get in. Not for Russell, but for me. But I got there two days before his show. So I was there for five days. And did you have a place to stay? They provided that for me. You performed on Russell's show?

No, no. I don't take a good risk having somebody like me open for him. What? What? What do you mean? Trans. Did you transition? No, just material-wise.

I think it's... Too dirty. I think it might be a little too much. Yeah. Yeah, so I think... She just went and hung out at the festival. Yeah, so I went. And, of course, I've heard rumors about stuff, you know.

And then first show, so it was really weird, because it was eighth year anniversary of Kishogi getting murdered. And Russell's show. it was on that first day. So it was in the green world. Can you tell people who that is? And when I mean people, me? Okay. I mean, if we have to slow the show down for this, I guess, go ahead.

I'm sorry. Jay, tell me who it is. No, no, no. We have a guest. We've talked enough. Yoshi? No, real quick. Jay, no, seriously.

I want you to tell me because you know more about it than probably him. It doesn't matter. Me and you can see your talk all day. I could retell it to you tomorrow. I could have told you yesterday if you would ask me. Right. But right now, we have a guest. and you have to open the floor to the guests.

Khashoggi's death, please, if you wouldn't mind your show. Okay, so I open for him all the time, so I don't really need to watch it. So I think the last 10 minutes, I fell asleep. And we're after the show, all this VIP are walking in, and the guy walks in, he's really dressed in a really nice air of outfit, even, like, higher in. His mom, he shook my hand, and then everybody went, as soon as Russell walked in, He goes straight to that guy and talking to him. And within a minute, I realized based on what they were saying,

I figured out where it was, it was one of Osama Bin Laden's brother. What? Yeah. What? Bill Bin Laden. Stop. I don't want to say which one because. I mean, why, was one before?

But there's like 50. I mean, no, one was bad. Well, yes. Emilio? No, Emilio was good. Emilio's directing now. Jimmy? Jimmy?

Jimmy? There's like 50 or 50? siblings, you know? So like, I was like weirded out because I shook his hand and like, I mean, I'm America. Russell's Canadian, so maybe it's not an issue with him. And the reason I remember him because other communities... You heard of here first.

Russell Peters is excited about 9-11. No, no, no, no, that's not worth it. Jesus Christ. Look at, Paco just lit up. We finally have a viral video. So the reason I knew I knew about this guy... Were you in Italy at any time?

What? What was... Sorry. Okay, do it. I remember Russell and a couple other comedians told me when Russell was hanging out with this guy. X, Y, and Z, Bill London, I don't want to say his first name. He's, hey, Russell, meet my son, and they were like 6, 5 and 6, 7. So Russell stood between the two and took a picture.

Hey, look, Twin Towers. That is the fuck. You can only do that joke one time. You need to be. Well, you could attack only one time, too. We don't know that yet. Well, so I was like, what the fuck, you know? So, like, they're taking pictures.

He's very, very nice. He says something really weird, like, okay, I'll see you tomorrow. And, like, I did the math in my head. The reason I weirded that, nobody realized what was going on. Because next day on day two, Russell's doing the show 8 p.m. Yeah. Guess who's doing the show 10 p.m.? Osama bin Laden.

No, no. Jimmy bin Laden? Pete Davidson. So there was a scenario where Ben Lotton guys walking around with Pete Davidson walking around in the green room area. Nice. Whoa. I like that.

Awkward. And I went back with my camera ready next day. And, of course, he doesn't show up. So it's only Pete and Russell. And Russell went to his room room and talked to him for like 20 minutes. Yeah. I saw him briefly. Then day three on Russell's last show, Mr. Ben Lotton showed up again.

Wow. So it was like Ben Lund, Pete Davidson, Ben Lotton. Maybe you should have a video of Pete Davidson shaking their hand going like You killing my father has made people very patient with me I want to thank you guys If my father didn't die 9-11 I think I would have had a lot more issues

In Hollywood than I've had But Jay, that's a good point because I wonder when Saudi seemed Do they walk up and say, I'm so, so sorry I don't know if they were saying that? Do you think they were saying that? No, they were like, hey, where's my cut for being the launching pad for your wild success, sir? Wow. Jesus Christ, Jay.

What? What the fuck? Man. Have a cigarette, dude. Start smoking again. You're saying you take back those 3,000 people and not have Pete Davidson out there in the world being famous? Okay. I mean, okay, whatever. You'd rather not know a guy who fucked Kim Kardashian.

Give him a cigarette. And then have, and then what? Because two buildings are still standing? You're an idiot. You got to think, dude. Butterfly effect. It's butterfly effect Those buildings went down

So we could have Pete Davison films The last one with Eddie Murphy Was pretty good You watched it Yes Come on I did

Why I like movies about Like you know Because you know Pete I don't know if he knows He hangs with Bin Laden's I don't know He's fucking cool

That's not That's not way To support his films No he's not Jay Jay, Jay. Don't say that. Don't say it on radio and film. That never happened. Right.

No, it was all lies. No, he wasn't there that day. He wasn't there, but day one, Bin Laden, day two, Pete. Well, you're saying he has 30 brothers, though. There's 50 some odd siblings, yeah. Same father, different mother. Yeah. Well, that's because you get to have a bunch of different broads over there.

They're all super stoked in the same shit, though. It wasn't them. Oh, Omar bin Laden. Nice, dude. Look at this guy. It looks like one of your fans, Joe. It really does.

Omar Bin Laden's going to be at Skank Fest this year. Where is he? He's an artist and an author. His arts been exhibited in France where he lived until 2023. Nice. I just kid, you know what, dude?

He doesn't live in his father's shadow. He said, I'm going to make my own path. Well, apparently he was kicked out of France for praising his father. Oh, nice. Also, he's got a really weird fat neck. It looks like Wayne Rader with a wig on if I'm being completely honest.

It looks disturbing. 1,000% looks like we're like a pal my dad said some things some deplorable things uh pal that's so fun it is seeing an arab doing a rock outfit oh my i know it really is like you got up some leather jacket yeah that's weird who's your dad uh the architect of 9-11 it comes with some perks like dreads hell yeah dude oh i like drags those are nice what this guy rules uh they should all terrorists should have that hair yeah this guy should should be in a fucking Maybach with Pete Davidson. So you're over there.

Yeah. And so how, I mean, were the shows packed? Yes. The ones I went, yeah. But were there, I saw some things where it was like some empty shows. Was that at the case or were they all? Mind you, I was only there for like five days. I only saw a couple shows.

And the ones I went, it was packed. Obviously, Pete and Russell was completely packed. In the green room, did they have, like, chicken salad and a deli plate? Yeah. KFC and Rolexes? No, no. No. Nothing like...

Gouche bags? Virgins? Fruits? Hairy sluts? None of that. Boys dressed as girls? No. That you could take?

Boys dressed as ladies? None of that stuff. It's like parts of the Black Hawk helicopter that went down? That was in Africa. Huh? That was in Africa. What you're talking about? No, not Syria, right?

No, Magadisho. It was in Pakistan? No, it was not. The Black Hawk down? Black Hawk dad was in Africa. Yes. What? Yeah, dude.

They met a porn version, too. What is it? Maga. What is it? I forgot the name. Maga? No, not Maga. Mogadishu.

That's it. Mogadishu. Yeah, it's Africa. I thought one of the plane, I thought one of the Black Hawk helicopters went down when they were going to get Bin Laden. Oh, you're talking about that one. Yes.

Yes. That Black Hawk that went down. Yeah. It was. That was. In Pakistan. Yeah, that was. Okay.

We were both right. Yes. You said Black Hawk. down anyway Pete Davison Russell Peters doing ketamine with the bin Laden brothers no Jay you got to stop it's legal over there

it's a legend I'm gonna go take a dump you guys talk so was there anything like was there anything like exotic backstage anything was it just a regular green room it was a regular green room

was like a therapy tiger I will say I can't mention the person's name because I just met this friend for the... He just told this Ben Lotton's brother was there. Kathy Griffin, I'll say it for you. Kathy Griffin did what? Had lunch with all the other bin Laden's?

I left the room from like 10 minutes, came back. And they murdered somebody. They murdered a woman. There was a very funny comedian in the room. I only met this person for the very first time. And it's one of your friend, but I don't want to say which one. Jessica Kierston got her hand cut off?

No. Cutter clit off. You have it. You stole it. It was on the floor and you made an earring out of it. This person wanted to know, are you hosting the show that I told this person, no, ask me, are you a comic? Yeah. Then we were talking back and forth.

I just opened for Russell or whatnot. And I asked him, I asked him, how's it going? He's like, huh, are people bothering you? And like, yeah, not realizing the backlash. So I told this person that it might take 5, 10, 15, 20 years down the row. But he's on the right side of the history. This thing was a great thing, a win for many, many people. Did you say it's going to take 15 to 20 years for him to not be...

Bill Burr's going to be dead by this. No, no, no, I'm not talking about Bill. Stop, stop. You can't? Don't you know how to talk, code? I'm just looking at the poster. No, but you're not supposed to say the word. He would have said it if he wanted to say it.

All right. So I heard that someone heard that Louis C.K. brought home slaves. No. No. Jesus, praise. He already has slaves. Oh, thank God. So he was a little relieved because he's a very funny person,

but he didn't realize the backlash. And here's the thing, there's so many Saudi kids saw this person perform. He or she is going to say, hey, I saw you perform 14, 15 years ago when I was a teenager. I'm a comedian now. They made a world difference. This event is a good thing. That's what happened in Japan for you, right? What I mean?

Rape to Pearl Harbor or what's at Hiroshima what are you gonna say Nagasaki no tsunami radiation I know Bobby come on I know I I know I no it's on film it's on film I'm not saying it I'm just showing people all right we can't show it was definitely Josh Edom Myers stop Josh Adam Myers toured with the bin Laden brothers band did he open for him scoot out and skivety bob You're wearing a burke I can't see your face But I see your eyes It's good to be here The first and the last time I've heard

No you can come back You'll have to come back This is the only thing you'll be able to be allowed on anymore So But what was the People were saying at the festival That it was just the rich people No that's not true

Okay They were saying it's yeah You're performing But it's only, it's not the people, it's the rich sheiks. They didn't let the regular people end to see the show. Can I hear something? I hope you do. We're on a radio.

Is there any truth of the fact that Bill Burr, they made his wife wait in a cage at the airport until his shows were over? Jake, stop! No, I'm asking if that's true. I can't handle you. I can't. You need to, look at me. Look at me. Control yourself, young man.

I wasn't there. I have questions. I know. Have better questions. I've heard from my own brain that there's a good chance that they kept in a cage. No, stop it's saying. Okay. This is very uncomfortable.

I've been vaping. The bad cop, good cop. I'm a good cop. So. I'm vaping, though. I'm fine. Listen, I want to answer. So were there regular people there?

Yes. I mean, tickets were relatively cheap. How much was it taking? 50 diamonds? What? Do you have to, like. Like fine silk? Yeah.

Do you have to, like, spices and like paprika and myrr? I mean, even for Russell Peter tickets, I think they were like 20, 30 bucks. Really? Yes. No shit. That makes sense. Well, Paco has the spices. I mean, the government's paying for everything anyway.

It's like, you know. So they were given the tickets away, basically. I mean, 20 or 30 bucks. I mean, I don't know what that means. They weren't making money off of this festival. I don't think money was their objective. Right, because they're billionaires. But to me, it doesn't really matter because all this comedians that don't know anything about that region

or what this festival means to them. First, for example, this dumb idea. that censorship is the big thing. It's not what people say on stage that really matter. It's what they say offstage. It's so significant because when these comedians are talking to local, they're telling them subversive ideas. This is good for the people of Saudi Arabia.

And every comedian that attack this festival, not one single one of them asks, well, what does the people in Saudi Arabia one? Because they're not stupid. They live in... Virgins. They want 72 of them. And they'll do anything for it.

There's a lot of versions. That is true. That is true. They will do anything. for those versions. It's true. Good point, Chey. Thank you. Because he's younger than myself,

but we're around the R.H. Remember during Soviet Union, American arts and musicians, I mean, they were performing Soviet Union, you know. She's bringing John. She's bringing to the Cold War? Wow.

What the fuck? You remember, Bobby? I remember what sorts of ideas. American music, movies, movies, books, all the diverse things really help topple the Cold War. Remember you said a picture of Gorbachev? above your weight bench I still have it

So these comedians I don't care they got A lot of money I don't care if they had a Wrong reason to go there The fact that they went This is a good thing in the long run You're saying it's a good thing

Because the people The youth of that country Got to see American stand-up comedy To see them Americans Not a bad people Right not a bad people And they learn how to do

Criticism by using humor And you know I know for fact, Louis C.K. was kind enough to give four tickets to Saudi comedians because it was complete so that they didn't have a money for it. You don't hear stories like that. So he did a wonderful thing. I mean, he changed these kids' lives, you know. I mean, he did get paid a million dollars, so it wasn't that. He also performed in a pile of bodies, I heard. No, stop. But I heard from somebody who was performing on the bodies. So he bought some kids tickets they didn't need them. Give it to them. And, but in that, in that logic, how do you perform in USA?

because we kill people overseas all the time. We kill more people than Saudi Arabia. I'm just being honest. I'm your citizen, by the way. We spread it out. We don't do it all at once. No, but I mean, very selective. You think all your audience are wonderful people?

You have rapists and murders in your audience. How do you? I'm just saying, you have some terrible people. We have two of them in the room right now. I make my tour follow a week behind. Nambla at all times wherever the North American man boy love association moves that's where I move slightly answer so surprisingly I happen to be a week behind always and and you know Mark Merrim had a really good point but he just had

Obama again and talked to your good friend Dave Smith he'll tell you exactly what he think of Obama he's done some terrible things overseas he does not enjoy Obama at all Dave Smith thank you Jay thank you for your insight I don't know if you knew that well I I did when he said it. I mean, everyone respects his outside jumper. For a president, no doubt. The guy's got a smooth.

I mean, smooth as silk. His pull up the whole thing. It's perfect. Yeah, it's pretty good. Picturesque. You're never going to perform in a perfect place? You're never going to perform in a perfect country. West Virginia.

Perfect place. Perfect audience. West Virginia's perfect audience. Inbred hillbillies with nothing to live for. And they love the word fuck. So what you're saying And all these young comedians At attack in Belberg

If they were given an opportunity To open for him I bet you most of them would You know Like my friend Andrew Manning said he would do it For free Josh did do it Josh did go out there to do it

I mean muscle my way into things Josh Yeah yeah So He just actually climbed on to the wheel Of the airplane He commandoed it When he got there though Yeah

But you know I just think big pictures, I really think this was a good thing. I know a lot of people are going to complain about it, but I saw what I saw, and I think it was regular people. So regular people in the crowd, enjoying it, and you think... And I think most of the communities have vindicated years to come because I honestly think, I don't think most of those comedians

criticizing the festival really care about the people in Saudi Arabia. I really don't. It's a career thing. It looks good. It makes them feel good, but I think a lot of them are scumbags. Really? The people who were saying wouldn't go. Yeah.

Yeah, because I've been to Afghanistan three times, and a simple, stupid show like soap opera, where these Afghan women saw Colombian soap opera where sloppy men are in the face, have a job, drinking alcohol, driving around. It's something to look up to you. It's inspirational. So these comedians, what they did was,

it's a wonderful thing. It's a great thing, you know, and I think they shouldn't feel ashamed. And I like, I think, I did hear a couple people had a bit meltdown offstage, you know, because the pressure was so much. So I feel bad for her. There was pressure to perform? No, no, the backlash.

Oh, the backlash. Yeah. So, um... Is it true that Andrew Schultz and his crew raped several women backstage? No, no, but they said when in Rome. I think they were saying that. I think it was okay here. Jay.

No, the black one and the one with the wacky hair, the other one. Jay. And the Indian fella. Jay. What? Stop. Nobody was. I'm asking if they did.

I didn't go. I wasn't invited. And we know for sure, though, I would have gone for no less than $100,0001. $100,000. That's where I did a lie detector test to find out. I mean, would you have gone for real if they offer you $200,000? Turns out.

I thought no. But my body said yes. I did a lie detector test. I said no. I said no on purpose to things that I would definitely go for a million without a doubt 5 million without a doubt

500,000 I was pretty sure I'd go for and have a 250 and 100,000 when I said no I thought I was being honest about both it turns out the only one I was honest about was 100,000 and one

so $100,000 I wouldn't go for you had $1 to that negotiation starts that's the beginning of my gray area I mean, it's so funny, I said from the beginning, I did have, like, some, I'm like, it's a weird place to kind of want to go. I thought, I didn't care about anybody that was going. I think some of them are strange choices to go,

but I have no, like, like, anyone that's come home from it that I'd see, I would just want to be like, what was it like? Yeah. That's all? I don't, like, I don't really get. I think it was strange that Jessica went, but she came back, and she's made an interesting choice, though, by, like, kind of denouncing the whole thing

and giving the money away, almost like you said, she's if she jumping off the ship early but is she jumping off the ship early she's at the worst thing which is alienated both sides did you say that's what I'm saying yeah be a man about it once you make a decision you know what I mean I don't she does everything she can I mean she has a sports jacket with shoulder pads yeah yeah yeah she's doing she's doing what she can she's double side of tape on her I think she's a nice person but I think that was a bad decision because once you made a decision to do it to do that you just look bad on both No, I kind of agree. It's what I'm saying. If you're banking on the idea that come 15, 20 years, you'll be on the right side of history of some kind of change being made. She's going to be on the wrong side, both. She's, yeah, she'll always be like the asterisk because she did it and then came back and was like, I shouldn't have done it. That sucks if that, if that festival becomes the best festival ever for comedians.

Bruce Hills. They actually, the wall falls down. Everything's awesome over there and she can never go because she trashed them. Oh, yeah, that. And he goes, I'm going to swing through on the way home. I'm going to do some. North Korean stuff while I'm out there too. What if this festival changes the world? It's half measure and it's a bad thing to do. You go all the way, you know? Like, I don't, I work, I used to work in sex business and I don't like these horrors who became Christian later on. Once a whore, always stay a whore. That's what I say to dawn. Make a commitment to it. Say it to dawn every night. I whispered in the air. It's a loser mentality. That's what I don't like. Well, I think the, uh, sometimes I think, especially with the porn girls, it's their only, like, recourse. When they

have a kid and stuff and you got to bounce out of it it's hard it's got to be hard to try to make the kid understand he goes no i don't want you to do this ever but like what it was what it was it's always got to be like i made terrible horrible decisions and was around awful awful people do you think once a whore always a whore you should be i mean make a commitment to that so you wait a minute so i become a u.s citizen like it would be weird if i'm renouncing become some other citizen later on you know what i like balbin almost did remember he was going to leave and go to can't go to can't run again that's right and then trump won and his weird wife got on dancing with the stars and now he can't leave she's crying every goddamn day every goddamn day so so

so but was there any specialness to it or was just a regular gig was there i'm thinking these are trillionaires they're paying all this money there's no most saudis are poor and i got smart food, popcorn in my green room? I thought these guys are princes and shit. They're during this festival because they're in trouble. They realize they're running out of oil eventually. They have to change the economy.

The unemployment level for Saudi youth are very, very high. So they're taking chance, too. When you bring all these foreigners into your country, like what Chinese call it, when you open the door, you bring fresh air, but you also bring mosquitoes and bugs and all the unpleasant things your country. That's what Jay calls the

Mexians. That's true. Unpleasance. True. He says it every day. Also, for youthful employment in Saudi Arabia, I believe there's a couple of good jobs you can get. Human bomb. Distraction for sniper. Human bomb is great. Fuck toy?

Oh, my God. So much easier to do your podcast. They don't do fuck toys anymore. You can't fuck Choosian over there? No, not anymore. Yoshi. Give me any reason why I should check this place out. They've gotten rid of Chowdy.

child sex what is left over there now lesbians can perform what's next ginger's are dominating huh speaking to june santino they really well I heard did he kill yeah yeah I heard Bobby Lee

they're really really well Bobby that's when I was worried about I thought Bobby Lee was taking into the sex trade yeah I thought Bobby Lee was going to whip his little wing wang out and get arrested and get beheaded no everyone was kind of terrified too fuck up I would also guess because you don't want to be the person who finds out

I think they're overreacting I I'm sure you've done military gigs, right? They tell you all the things you cannot do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they only say that to protect their ass if they're a problem. But people say whatever, and then they're fine. I got trouble in Baghdad. The last night of the U.S.O. show, there was a full bird colonel sitting to the left of the show with his legs crossed, like a girl.

I didn't know what a full bird colonel was. I just started trashing him. And the place was fucking loving it, not knowing that. I'm trashing the guy that they all trashed. You're like, my dad was in Vietnam, a real war. And I got in trouble. He got mad and left and the lady came up to me. And she's like, you can't talk to him like that.

I'm like, who the fuck? That's a full bird colonel. I go, I don't know what the fuck that means. You just got two fucking people killed in Guantanamo with that attitude. I'm telling him to sit like a man. And now back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Robert Kelly. Our guest.

First time on the show. Very, very exciting. Uh, yeah. Yes. He's a fighter. One and O, professional record. But it counts as 17 and O to me because it was a black guy. Wow.

What the shit. No, not just me. I think it takes more talent to do that. Oh, my God. His next fight is the CES Boxing presents the Autumn Classic at Mohegan Sun Arena, Saturday, November 1st, where tickets go to CESFights.com It is the great

Will Gilmay Am I saying it right? Gilmet Thank you guys so much for having me I can't thank you and I appreciate you on Oh you fuck

He said Gilmay Yeah He said Gilmay He said Gilmay He said I said check on it You said me and him Are super close friends

You've been letting him stay At your house for free And you watch him sleep You said You said you train him With chickens You said that's why you wear these kind of

dumb hats now Because you started training Boxers Because you can't win her Wow That was good Where the fuck did that come from? That was the most he ever put in.

That was the most microphone work I've ever seen him do. That's great. He likes Will. He likes a tough man. So how old are you first of all? Because you look young. Oh yeah, I'm 23 years old. Wow, kid.

Damn. Wow. And now how long he'd been boxing? My first flight, I was 14 years old, my first name of your flight. Was that your stepdad? Yeah. He's hitting your mom? Yeah.

Had to get him back. Oh, yeah. I bet he never touched your penis again, though, did he? your penis again though did he that's true that was the last time that's wild that's good for every day every time he sees the guy across from him it's just some guy pawing at his penis it's water boy yeah stop trying to touch my penis the other box is like okay what that's why the black guy got knocked out he's like what this motherfucker just say what you're touching my penis what a player he put his hands out oh whoa he put his hands down whoa referee's going one two he goes

This wife boy crazy. Keep saying something about touching his penis. I did my time for that. 14 years old. First professional fight was this year? Yeah, May 10th, Foxwoods Casino. What? Go ahead.

Sorry, so when you're making your first professional debut, how nervous was that? It was really nerve. And, you know, it's different. So, images, you have the headgear on. You have a little heavier gloves. Pro, you have smaller gloves, no headgear. So it's a little bit of,

getting used to in there bigger crowd bigger venue did you get hit at all i hit with one punch how was it and honestly took my nerves away because i after i got hit with that first punch i was like right that's nothing you know it was right it was right it kind of slipped off the headgear kind of catches it and gives you more of like a like a i don't know like you're hitting head with a pill you know boom it moves your head hard yeah kind of slipped right off so after that i was like right my nerves went away and i just locked in because it was a flush like he caught you with a good shot and it wasn't that big of a deal i kind of slipped back through my gloves you know I'll call me the chin a little bit,

but it didn't faze me at all, you know. When I got punched in the face, I had the exact opposite. Well, that was by a woman. Yeah, and you're trying to steal her panties on a train. That's true. You can't take panties off somebody, Jacob. You have to ask for them.

It's not how you steal panties, idiot. Unless you're in Rehaad. In Rehaad, you do whatever the fuck you want, my man. Yeah, wait till next year. Bomp by Riyadh with Yoshi. Yeah. Yoshi's already got death threats on three different women out there

that if they have to sit there and wait for the rest of the year until he comes back. It's not me eating on the air, by the way, Ed, Joey, Joe, who the fuck guy was, it's Yoshi. He goes to this other country, and they just do that over there. Yeah. You can eat on radio over there. I guess that's how they do it in the Mideast.

Yoshi, classic Yoshi. Look at the Sultan's personality he's got all of a sudden. What nationality are you? Italian, Irish? Italian, Portuguese, and French. No shit, right? And now is your dad a boxer? Who got you into boxing?

Honestly My brother right here His friends I used to hang out with his friends I was young growing up And they all went to a boxing gym And I used to wrestle I played all the sports growing up

And I tagged along with them And I just stuck with it And now you can fuck them all up Fuck them all up That's it Are you older brother? You're the older brother Now can he fuck you up

Or do you used to Huh In the ring Outside you'll bite his face off I'll choke him the fuck out In the street Jesus Christ That's what I tell my son

All the time I'll bite your fucking ear off So now, what is the next step for you? Are you going to fight for a belt, or what's the end goal for you? So the end goal is a world title, you know, so you've got to work your way up, fight around here, build a local following, you know, or in New England, I should say. But once you get that local following, you move on to the next step, you know, go out to Vegas, hopefully get an opportunity to fight for a world title.

Who's your toughest opponent? What's your next opponent? Like, what is your... So my next opponent actually just dropped out yesterday. Was he scared? I guess so. Because you knocked out a black guy and a white guy? Was it going to be a white guy?

It was going to be a Spanish guy from Boston. Oh, he's already seen you take out of black guy. He didn't want to pass. Spanish guy's a Boston for scary. Exactly. They talk like fucking this kid. Yeah. And it's weird.

But I hear a fucking Spanish guy going, dude, I'm fucking Puerto Rican. And he sounds like Macie Mac. Yeah, exactly. But hell yeah. The ghost says, bring me your blackest. Bring me your blackest opponents. That's it. But in the images, I had real tough fight.

you know going on to nationals around in New England you can't fight that much there's only maybe a fight every every other month you know you fight guys from down south their fighting once a week you know so I was fighting guys with 150 fights and nationals and those are tough fights you know

I wonder because Yoshi's a black bout in Akito we want to fight we want to see if you guys can fight right now what's a better sport he says you know Yoshi right before you walked in mind you he didn't get to meet you at he said boxings for ladies yeah and then

he gave you the finger This is, by the way, after just denouncing America for the past hour. Yeah, so, and he said a time. Can I ask you something? Did you talk to Russell? No. Every time he bring this Khan lead, this Vietnamese mixed martial art guy, as soon as he walking, Russell would say,

Yoshi, what do you say Vietnamese people smell like dog and they look like shit? And he does every fucking time when he bring mixed martial arts in there. Like, I don't know any other. Russell's so dumb to realize what I mean. They eat dog. They don't smell, white people smell like dog. That's why you're you. That's why we're the best.

racist that's right you did say he does smell like salami though go ahead tell him um very exciting what do you remember your and you see your nerves come down when you got hit i'm always curious with professional fighting i guess you were amateur too the walk to the ring and it's such a moment of like you're you want to give off confidence but like i would just feel like there'd be so that's what all the doubt would be coming i mean i know you can't be that way it's or it just doesn't work but uh what Tyson said in that one thing he said he was like full of self-down until he stepped through the like the ropes and then it was like a switch went off yeah it's exactly that so like before you cross those doors you know it's kind of quiet and then as soon as you walk

out and you hear all your people there it gives you that like here on the back your neck stand up and you all right here we go it's the same thing on stage like i i get nervous every show i don't want to look at the crowd i hit when the fucking middlers always leave the door open to the green room and i get fucked up but as soon as you they say your name and it just goes away something just happens it's just going to understand it i was going to say i don't know how you guys talk because i was more nervous for this than my actual fight i can't talk in front of people for some reason you should be because we're going to fight you one-on-one right now jay go this is your training you have to fight every one of us one-on-one yeah christine's last

she's the toughest though it's very possible probably yeah probably she probably i'll tell you this she could take a punch the best i don't know if so tough she is but i can tell you this so what is your i want to know your uh your song you come out to i'm still deciding for this one my last flight i walked out to black betty uh horrible i don't know if i want to do a horrible choice horrible choice i've heard but i don't know i don't know if i want to do i like listen to old school rap when i'm training i'm trying to figure out a nice old school rap song but jay jay help me what would you do jay i changed my song last weekend there goes

the neighborhood by body count there it is let's hear it now they're going to have to heavily edit it because says the N-word a lot, but it's a black guy saying it. It's all right. Yeah. Is iced tea full black? Huh? Why? Because he has a ponytail you think you can't be?

This is his metal band. This is metal band. It's not hip-hop. Yeah, no, I know, but still it's pretty great. What do you think about this? Or talk shit gets shot? He doesn't like it. A little too metal for me.

A little too metal. You like rap. I like rap. old school yeah old school rap jay what do you got look at his face look at his face rapper's delight no no let's hear it let's hear it yeah let's hear it think about this one scared the shit out of me if some white guy came up with this song this guy don't give a fuck oh yeah yeah oh shit you can dance and i'm thinking a lot more fringe on your outfit yeah a guy with a mirror in front of you holding it oh i like this not bad not bad and then you wait and then just maybe it's something choreographed introduce him jay like you're the guy

you're introducing the next fighter from parts unknown white guy knocked out black guy make some noise for will gil matt i'm doing it that's it's it hip hop hibbibbba wabit bang bang we just have a really psychotic bouncy smiley walk out yeah yeah just don't blink though like Christopher Walkin the whole way down. How about confuse the shit up here? Come out to something, Little Kim where it's just hurt discussing being fucked over and over again.

I throw my lips on that dick, get them balls in my mouth. I'm just confused. Everyone's, what the fuck's he walking out to? And then, like, you have a psycho look on your face, but also mouth the words of everything. Lips to that shit. Suck it down, down to the ball bag. Get it down the bottomless throat.

That would be. This white boy's crazy. Do you understand how fucking great that would be if you came out to that? Or just maybe Middle Eastern chanting. Acapella. Yeah. Hamaheimahia.

Nothing else. Yeah. But also then in that, with that one, it's all about your face, too. I want you to seem confused by that. Be like, I think you put the wrong, this isn't my thing. No, this isn't my thing. The whole time, we go, no, I think this, no, they put the, I brought the wrong tape. I'm fucking, let's go.

Now, because there's not a lot of fucking good white. dudes anymore. They used to be white champions and white. There's none. It's like Spanish and black dudes own boxing. The last one, so my nickname The Ghost, it comes from, I don't know if you ever heard of Kelly the Ghost Pavlik. He's from Houston, Ohio. He was a world champion. So when I was growing up, going to inner city boxing gyms, they always bust my balls. You know, oh, look at the ghost's here, the ghost is here. So kind of just stuck from there. Right. And you look like a ghost in the room full of black kids. Can I ask you something? Yeah.

I saw a fight with Floyd Mayweather once and he was fighting white I don't know what... You could beat him, right? Of course. Is that the question? I saw Floyd Mayweather once. Can you beat him?

He beat up this white guy so hard. He looked like Picasso. Like face was all fucked up, you know? You can see bruises and everything? When you find a black person, can you still see the bruises? Because they're so dark already. What's the swelling?

It seems like you do more damage to a white person to a black person because... Yoshi, hang on, don't answer this. No, no, but... See what you did, Jay? See what you did? I don't understand what I was saying. Is it more rewarding?

Like, if you get hit 20 times versus Jay, Yoshi, I think you're doing fine, Bobby? You're being rude to our guest. No, no, no, what I'm saying? Like, if you get hit 20 times in your face versus this gentleman, could you... You know what I mean? Like, it seems like you have more damage

in your face because you're... We know what you mean? Right, well, because... Well, is that terrible question? Because Black Lou, you're saying, and people like Black Lou have cavemen man heads and ex-abondas. You're saying they have tougher skin.

No, no, no, because they're already dark. You can't see bruises. Yep. They're slippery because when they sweat, they're shiny, and then the gloves slide right off. Right. Because of the cocoa butter. Just say it. Now, your dad.

Yoshi, would you like to touch Blacklew's hair? No. Okay, okay. I would. So are you the only boxer in your family, professional? Yeah, yeah. Right. And is your mother okay with you? No, she's, to this day, she's been to a few fights,

and every time I'm walking out, she just gets up and walks out, you know? Have you ever been knocked out? Have you been? No, knock on wood, I've never been knocked out or dropped. And she's Italian? Does she go, you're killing your family? She's the Portuguese one. Oh, shit. They're the most in the fighting. So your father went to your fight where you knocked this guy out?

Oh, yeah. My mom was there, too, but she didn't watch. She put her face in her hands. Was it like an Eddie Murphy skit? Yeah, fucking gig, yeah, get me some... Array Rock-O! A rock-o! You have to put her head down too long, man. Yeah, it was a quick one.

She kind of listens, you know, she'll gauge the room off the crowd. You're a little unsatisfied, though, like, because you train so hard, you do all this months and months of getting there, and you didn't really get to, you know, test yourself or go a couple rounds, just to... Definitely. To feel. So it is, like, winning like that is great, but it also is like... If you see my face after they call it, people are like, oh, you don't look too happy.

I'm like, because I wanted to go in there, you know, use my, what I just did for the last, I don't know, two months, three months, I was just locking in and working game playing, you know, but it can't be too mad, you know. You already got the skills. Now we need the marketing. I think your mom should go reluctantly to every fight and then fight the mother of the other fighter in the audio.

She always has to be stopped, like, because she doesn't want to watch the fight anyway, so they could always beg, oh, here we go, his mom's getting kicked out again. This is every fight at this point now. I'm just like, hey, bitch. And just try to go at her. and kick her out of the arena.

I think the mom should get an intro song, too, when she comes. Yeah, I like that, too. Like, there should be the stone cold, the shatter glass. Mom's here. Give my mother a couple nips. She's not losing. Easy, easy, easy. Sorry.

Well, mom are coming home. That's it. So, so here's the thing, right? You're young, you're ready to go. You have a manager? Do you have somebody like Mickey? Do you have, you know... Yeah, I have, uh, my uncle, you know, he has a lot of connections and for where we're from

and he's kind of looking over for me and knows the game. Yeah. He knows the game real well, you know? So he's in the mom. Over there, down on the state road or whatever the, what's in Providence there? Hey, you did good at the last fight. This guy down the street owes me money. So go over there and get that.

Would you kick? Hey, Stugats, Federal Hill. You go right now. God by the beads. Have you, where you from again? I'm from Coventry, Rhode Island. It's 10 minutes, 15 minutes from Providence. Rhode Island. I love Rhode Island. It used to be heavy mob back of the day. A lot of times.

All the strip clubs out there got shut down for underage strippers. How did you know that? That strip clubs. It was on the news. Yeah, he reads. No, the strip clubs in, we actually live in Boston. And we used to go to our line for the strip clubs because you could touch. Oh, yeah. And that prostitution was legal. Yes.

So they had all this. As long as it's inside of the house. buildings you can't do outside i love yoshi he knows everything about slutty shit um yeah if you guys have any questions for yoshi he worked in pornography for many years doing exactly what you think stunt asshole oh don't forget he he actually he filled vaginas with milk too and he filled assholes with milk so my stage's name was gaysha boy so um it was um yeah he had to put milk in assholes but women's assholes it's not gay so don't get weird

He made chocolate milk. So, so, because in Rhode Island, it was, it was definitely really Italian, really mobbed up. But in the last maybe 15 years, it's kind of, it's a little woke now. It's a little, it's a little hipstery now. It's like Brooklyn right there now, right? Collian's got to move out of Federal Hill a little bit. They're still there, but not as prominent as back in the day. Yeah.

Now, where do you live? You live near Federal Hill at all? Yeah, I'm only about 20 minutes. federal hill right you like federal hill pizza you ever go there uh not i've been there okay well he's in shape yeah i know i wish you you what's your favorite meal after you're done fighting honestly i'm italian but i love chinese food do you ever because i'm here what's did you ever fuck uh polly d's sister or something he's from pro he's from providence probably do you have a girlfriend yeah i got a girlfriend right now yeah is that tough when you're

training honestly when i'm in training camp it's honestly when it's the easiest but when i'm out training camp that's when it's the hardest oh how old is she get it my age 28 jay get it that's when it's the hardest yeah he's hard yeah she's the same age i was hoping she was an old spinster there's a 53 year old who's funding his boxing career listen kid i want you to eat my box before you go up i used to make my husband win all the time i got a lucky cooch it's 6 p.m by the time i get all my salves and creams on i'll be exhausted so finish me here do me here if you can make me come you can make anybody come Is that like Rocky

You can't know women leading up to the fight So back I used to do that right Funny story I used to do that at least a week out I would no no blowing a load No sex no dragging off nothing It was the fight back from COVID And I was paired up against a kid

He was real tough dude He went pretty far in the nationals Night before the flight I had two wet dreams I went out to that next day About the kid? No no not about the kid But I went out there next day

The only way you could win with Kage First round. First round, knock him out, so I was like, that's a myth. Ever since then, I don't follow it. I'll do, like, nothing I before. That's why you knock that black guy out real quick. But, yeah, I don't do that anymore. So, that's a myth, anyway.

That's a myth. Yeah, that's a myth. Yeah. Honestly, it makes you too aggressive. You've got to go out there kind of calm. You've got to be aggressive, but you'll be calm and think, a clear head, you know? I always do, at your age, it's an interesting thing to have, like, the skills you have. Like, does that, does it make you quicker?

to kind of laughingly walk away. Because again, at 23 years old, you're in a lot of situations probably where there's bullshit happening around. Someone looking for a problem in a bar or hearing you're a boxer and seeing your beautiful bald face and just thinking that you're not going to be a prop.

Do you know what I mean? And you have to be willing to like, because it's something's interesting. Like at your age, I could also see wanting to like show off like, you know, you can see a person like this guy's even a little bit drunk. I'm going to drop this guy who's bigger than me

and be the coolest motherfucker at the bar. But you have to kind of be like, no. You have to show. to some stuff in the past but once you like I've heard stories like you hit a guy bounces his head off the ground he dies you know it's definitely not worth it I walk away all the time now

yeah me too dude I walk away because I don't want to deal with it dude you know what's frightening Christine's getting ready to actually what I told Jay I go you could knock somebody out they bounce their fucking head off the ground they're dead then look at you I punched a guy and it knocked him out

he bounced his head off the ground and then when I flexed in front of Christine after my heart like racing stopped I went like that to laugh And then she goes, oh, great, you knocked out a gay guy. She just assigned him gay. Anybody you knock out is gay. That's what she says.

According to Christine, yeah, I guess so. Why did you think he was gay? Because it was purse. His high heels? Yeah, because the way he sauntered and danced over to me. What do you want? Part of boxing business is there have to be showmanship, right? And you seem like a very, very sweet person.

but don't you kind of have to be a jerk I mean you know the hate have to be a big part of match right yeah I'd really just stay myself you know you gotta have a big social media I try to stay on social media like that but I really don't go out there talking shit like that well so one fight in

it's like you have time almost to kind of develop like you're like whatever the person if there's going to be some sort of but eventually they have to be a part of you I mean I guess yeah you're gonna have a sort of a character this is why you're terrifying to me because I see like down in the village all the time and kids

And you see a guy like this, and you're like, if he was being a jerk or doing something stupid, I might say something to him and be like, hey, like some, hey, knock it the fuck off, kid. And he just, I just wake up a day later. I love that. That's the best part of all of it. You go, even I was like, Bobby leave him alone. Yo, he's just a kid. Oh, oh. Oh, God.

Oh, God. That's blood. Bobby's bleeding. He's not doing anything. He's like, fucking guy. fucking cake came out of nowhere no why did milk come on to bobby's asshole yoshi you were out for a while yoshi loaded you up he had the milk gun what did you put milk coach the funnel and then they would uh was that fun to watch the milk like the asshole slowly accepted milk i'm sorry we're

bouncing back from guest to guess and you poured milk into the assholes of these porn stars it would like but their experience growth they've done it many many times they know they know how to like I think I'm learning how to do this with my bidet Whereas a point where I almost It's almost like I'm pushing out But I'm actually letting it open I blossom for it also do prolapse I'm not pro lapsed

Don't even say that Not yet Not yet My asshole sounds like somebody drinking from a fountain Yeah Oh Yeah on my bidet I don't have to swallow it all

And then I spit it back out Oh You swirl around a little bit and spit it back out. No, I go on the front lawn and I spit it out on a bench. I have a little specially made spit bench, I call it. All right, now a boxing question.

So anyways, he is. Now, do you have... Like, bouncing back and forth. Do you have any special... Like, Tyson always had that thing where he'd, you know, duck, step to the left and then, you know, uppercod or something like that. He had his little movie.

Did you have a move? I mean, I just like working the body, breaking them down, and then going for the headshot. So I'll go out there, work my job, set him up. go to the body a little bit and I'm tired and then honestly you look at the body the body with your eye so you're looking at the body you get a nice body shot and then you come up top and that's usually a nice little secret in there right drop him down the body's got to be uh it's funny even like video games but I'm like playing so it's it's so it's so it's so it's so it's it's so it's in the moment so unrewarding

because it doesn't like they're able to kind of keep a better face on yeah exactly shots than like taking it like in the face I took there was a guy back when I first got sober there was a boxer in the A meetings and he... Stranger than this is a porn question. He he got me into boxing he's like, you know,

you should box and I was like, all right. So he brought me down to the gym and he taught me how to throw a punch and he did all the stuff. And then he was like shadow boxing and we shadow box and we shadow. For months, he just had me shadow box to the point where I was like,

dude, what the fuck are we doing? can we please fight and he's and he got mad he was like you want to fight okay tomorrow at two o'clock meet me at the lincoln school will spar not fight but spa and uh so i i showed up we were in a like a junior high just parking lot it was like a hundred and ten out and he put the headgear on me put the gloves on me and he goes okay let's go so i started fighting and i thought i had i thought i had the goods you know what i mean so i literally i hit him with a jab i hit him and i hit him with the cross and he just took it and then he hit me one time with a straight right and I just I just never boxed again to the body he got you no hit me in the fucking head hit me in the head and it I didn't

something happened like I heard like ringing and then my brain was fucked up I felt like my nose fell off and I just I go I'm good and I took the head gear off and I never have seen that guy again I stopped going to that A meeting well I was because starting and when you were 14 though like that you get a chance to like kind of like show in school like shut it down in the school where people would stop fucking with you if they were yeah i i mess some kid up in school one time and after that it was it just one and walked in the cafeteria black yeah yes i'm sorry lou lou i'm sorry it's two but we're gonna go back don't act like you're not super impressed two and o versus blacks he lives yeah this he got him both two down right right

Rhode Island. Set him up, he's going to knock him down. That was funny because I told him the Salem bitch trials. I told you that, wow, we used to box. Me, Keith Robinson, Amy Schumer, Rachel Feinstein. Stop calling it boxing. It was boxing. You went to an aerobics class.

No, it was boxing. Bobby? What? You and Amy Schumer currently right now have the same amount of boxing skills as you had when you walk through those doors. But we were going to boxing school. Oh, boxing you, B, you? So one night at the crunch gym, they have a ring upstairs with a bell that goes off.

And me, Quinn, Keith Robinson, before the stroke. Colin Quinn? Yeah, because Colin, you know, Colin likes to fight for some reason. Colin Quinn and dove David off. Who does box? We went all over there, no headgear, just threw the gloves on and started just throwing fucking shots. and I remember me and Keith did it

me and Colin did it and then Dove got in and I hit him right in the fucking face and he goes It's a thin face Hard to hit He goes Bobby you chip my tooth

And he spit out a piece of his tooth And he fucking lit me up And I just went And I was like what the fuck Getting hit by someone who does how to throw a punch Is totally different Yeah There's something else to it

Then, like, getting hit by you You know, Jay can throw a fucking punch I wouldn't want to get by him But you would probably throw a more savage punch Yes Let's try it Yo, she stand up for a second You have a huge head

Now listen I want him to throw with his full punching power Yes, of course Black Lou, get over here It'd be funny If he can't knock out a white guy He can only do Because he has Rhode Island racism in a minute

It'd be funny if he was aiming at you still just decked black look as shit sorry man these things are heat seeking or something when you see people fighting in the street or they're trying to fight you does it does it just look like they're fighting in slow motion like you could see their punch coming a mile also world star hip hop's gonna be hilarious to you

everyone else out of fight think it's a wide punch it's just straight straight line you know right there I used to my pinky is broken like 19 times because when I used to fight as a kid I used to throw these I used just throw a haymaker Sweeping hook and just use my weakest finger of all would hit, and it would just break my finger of my knuckle. Or people hit, like, this part of the hand, you know,

you got hit with these two knuckles right here. I've heard from plenty of people who, like, train boxing, or they say that, you go, you're up in most fist fights. If you can just stay calm enough in a fight to remember, like, make your first few punches straight forward. Most of the time, you'll make the connection for, you know, like, end quick because, like, most people with that. Most people's instinct is, it's all wrong.

Like, your instincts are wrong. It's to swing as hard as you can from what And also to go back like this To not get hit versus like you should more like take shots Like close in, yeah People stick that neck up like this You just learned some You taught loci it's not a kick

It's not the crane kick It's a straight punch Yeah, I'll tell you what It doesn't matter Even if you do a crane kick right People can defend If do right still can defend It's telegraphed I hate to tell you

In fact it got defended In one of the other movies He tried to throw it again, and the guy blocked it. Yeah, but then he learned the drum technique. Yeah. In a castle, he tried the crane kick, and the guy just, it was, it was, it was so dismissed quick. He goes, all right, here it comes. And the guy was like, fucking dumb kick out of here.

Shit, my whole thing. Now, bro, does your bro come to the ring with you? Does he walk you in? Like a Gracie? Yeah, he walks me in. Does he rap the whole time? That'd be awesome, dude. You should have him rap, bring the pain by method, man.

Do you, now, do you box it all? What do you do? What do you do now? I'm a firefighter. You're a firefighter. Oh, that's great, man. But he uses his fist for that, too. You punched the door.

Yeah, he's a terrible firefighter. He's just punching a door, a hot door. You must be real proud of you, a little bro, right? Couldn't be more proud. Right? That's crazy. It's a real even being here right now. Really?

Oh, yeah. All right. We've been listening for years. Oh, cool. That's fucking awesome. That is great, man. So, so. So, so.

Is there anybody else in your family that's going to fight? Anybody, you got any other brothers? Maybe I'll pick up a smoker or something. Nice. What? It's like an exhibition. It's like a nothing fight. Have you fought at all?

No, no, no. I just trained. You trained with him. Stop when I went to college. Yeah, you got a kid, you married? No, no. Not yet. Single firefighter.

I got a girl, but. Oh, you do? Yeah. Because it's a lot of piss. You guys have a sister? No, just me and him. Just you know, okay. You got a tin banger?

Isn't that what they call girls who fuck firefighters? I love Rachel Feinstein. Badge bunnies. What is it? Badge bunnies. Badge bunnies? I want a badge. Fire sluts.

They do want you to wear the uniform, but it doesn't like a fun uniform to fuck in. Hose, hose. Hey, can you wear rubber waiters while you fuck me, please? What are your shorts? What are you, what are you, you have a whole bunch of different ones? Do you have to get a new one every time? Yeah, new one every time. I got a guy that he makes them for me.

Like wrestlers? Kind of, yeah. Have you ever gone crazy with it or is it just basic? My last one I kind of did like the, what's the word, gladiator style, like the flap of front, flat on the side. This one I got, it's just like normal chunks. You should do that next time and have you hog out. Yeah, a little cock sock.

Right, have a flip out at one point. Oh, I think that would be great. Yeah, just the thing, I just have elephant ears and just like a tube on the front. You don't have to actually have your wiener in it, but just make them think it is. You remember the UFC fight with the guys who fucking wang just slipped out of the side of his shorts? I missed that one. You got to bring it up. UFC?

UFC, the guy didn't wear... I didn't miss it. The guy didn't wear underwear. He wore, and he wore a little tight shorts, and the guy grabbed him in his fucking wang just... It did like a half a circle. Nice. And he got fired.

He got fired immediately. Dana was like, you're out. But in the middle of the fucking thing is nice... Nice piece, too. Just swung over. I remember the guy that fought one time he fought in, like, bikini, like, underwear, like he did his UFC fight. and that was when they changed.

I think that was almost immediately when they changed the uniform. This is when they were like, you have to wear a cup, you can't have your shlong out. UFC guy's dick flips out. It's fucking awesome. Thank God he had a nice piece, though.

Why? Because if it was me, people were like, what was that? Was that emotion? Thank God for him. Thank God for him. Oh, okay. You made it seem like it was exciting for you.

I think I'd get a big dick. That was a small dick. I'd have been so bummed to see that. That too? Oh, okay. That too. Okay. I know, we have to get everybody out of here.

Let me see. Oh, snap. I want to see this before. We've got a minute, don't we? His penis come out? Bring out the penis. I want to see it. Just to end on a nice swang.

Oh, bring up the girl. Dennis Holman? Yeah. Okay. I don't know. I know his dick. Show me his dick. Because they're saying balls, not dick?

No, there was a dick that flipped out, man. I don't remember that ever. Yeah, Dick flipped out of the shorts. All right, we'll do it next time. I remember Lenny Kravitz's dick popped out of his pants, his pants split. I remember Chris Jones. Yeah. Defensive player for the Kansas City Chiefs.

his dick came out at the NFL combine and almost hit the ground. Yeah, no, this guy's wang came out. The guy grabbed his shorts in his fight. You had no underwear. What a dummy. This might be in your dream journal. Yep, you know what?

I might have dreamed this. I actually might have done this on Sarah. Whatever it is. Sarah? If I'm at a bar talking to a girl, do you think you could fake being terrified of me? Let's do it. You're trying to make a B movie from the 80s?

Yeah, why don't you give me $1,000? I'm pretending to be your boyfriend for a month. Hey, can you make me cool at school? Will Gilmette. Will Gilmette's next fight is the C-E-S boxing presents the Autumn Classic at the Mohegan Sun Arena on Saturday, November 1st at 6 p.m. Eastern. I'm saying it right now, right? Gilm. Gilm. Gell-Met, that's it.

Nice. 6 p.m. November 1 for tickets. Go to C-E-S-Fights.com or message is Instagram at Will Gilmette. G-U-I-L-M-E-T-T-E. And, of course, Yoshi, Ove-Yashi, Obo-Yashi, Yoshi, Obo-Yashi, Yoshi-O-Bayashi today.

Bye, Yoshi. Bye, Yoshi, thank you for coming in, brother. My Instagram at Yoshi Obayashi, and, yeah, if they could help me with that thing I said, that'd be great. Spell just how it sounds. Yes. Yoshio Biyoshi. You know it. You already got it. And next time you see Yoshi at one of the shows, please sing that song. He loves that song.

No, no, don't. Bobby's going to be in Port Shard this weekend. I'm going to be in D.C. this weekend, Pasadena next weekend. Just enjoy. And enjoy the pre-record tomorrow. We'll catch you guys next week. Until then. Creckle, crackle.