The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Godfather of Comedy Jam

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

Bobby is disrespected during the Comedy Jam at The Moontower.

Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okreson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just the podcast. Hey, guess what? For full episodes of the Bond Fire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Robert Kelly. I was wrong Yeah, you were wrong

You know what? The one thing about me Jay? When I'm wrong, I admit it Yeah, when you're wrong you say you're wrong You're like the dad and dirty dancing When I'm wrong I say I'm wrong You're wonderful out there I'm wrong Rest in peace, Jerry Warbock

Rest in peace, the lake The lake is going to, from that movie. Oh yeah, it's right. It's dried up. It's dried up. That was crazy, just like my wife's. You watched that little documentary too. Yeah.

And how about the idea that like, remember they showed up in rehearsals? You like dropped Jennifer Gray's like, get up, you dumb bitch. You're like me in the world all the time. Yeah. You look super shitty to her. Yeah. She didn't want to do it initially because she hated him from red dawn. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

Well, no, he hated her from red dawn, but they were like, no, she's the girl for this part, which she was. And so yeah, he was just nasty to her on set. Well Patrick Schrazy, every role he played, he was a bad ass, but he's really just a dancing bitch. He's a dancing bitch. It's like Sean Claude. Yeah. Everyone forgot, Sean Claude's actually a ballerina. It just looks like he do those crazy kicks.

And he do the split because he's a ballerina. He stretched his ball bag down on a bar in front of a mirror, like a mo. That's what happened. That's what I think you JVCD. Well, you thought I didn't, I said Van, Van Hegar and you said it was better. That's what I think you JVCD. Well, you thought I didn't I said Van Van Hagar and you said it was better. That's crazy man. You're not, but you're not, you're not a kid. I don't know. You know what I'm saying? That like, you know, you're my, I'm saying, yeah. Well, Jacob, I just say this. Hey, can I, can I, can I, I said this to him? If you're a kid at when that came out,

when the transformation happened, then I get it, but I mean, if you were listening to Van Halen before, I don't understand how you can say. I'm gonna tell you why. Can I defend myself? Sure. Thanks.

Because David's voice left, Sammy still has his voice. That's great. So in the last few years, I've heard Sammy saying, yeah, if you watch a live van Halen with with Sammy and David Lee Roth, like now, which I did, it's all it's neat, but it's like his voice was there for a minute. It's like it's like journey. David Lee Roth lost his voice in 1990. Yep. Sammy Heygar still says. Love him or he's one of the greatest voices.

He's still saying. He's saying voice. Still thinks pretty good. He sings great. No where near where he was, but he's still got it for sure. But but here's the thing I can always argue. I hear it's like pro choice pro life. I hear both arguments. You know what I mean? I hear both people are saying, especially if you're whether I agree. I think it's David Lee, or I think it's a no-question David Lee Roth. He's my pro choice But I understand when people like Sammy Heygharb because Sammy Heygharb came out big with I'd say argue

More and maybe not bigger but at least more radio hits I mean that songs that became like right now became like the most commercial successful Songs in the combination I hate it. Whatever it is. Why can't this be loved? They made radio hits for sure. David Lee Roth was a cooler, like unique frontman. And that voice was even a little as unique as Sammy Heyghar is is. Daily Ross is more unique. Yes, Jacob. From that 5150 tour.

They did one. I think they taped it for showtime was called live without a net but it was in new new haven can etiquette so i just have that one sample on on my phone where sammy goes where renaming this town this is now new hailey and i've had it on my phone for twenty five

uh... yeah new hailey can be And I've had it on my phone for 25 years. Yep. Yep. New Halen community. We are renaming this town. This is now New Halen. New Halen. The funny thing to say about that is that you're giving it all. That's going to be a difficult thing, the stomach and a band, until when you get older

and it doesn't matter anymore, you move past it. But I always remember that about Bon Jovi. Like definitely a team meeting behind his back on like, why are we Bon Jovi? Like why are we just him? Like we're all in this band. Um, Marilyn Manson's interesting things. That's the name of the band.

And it was also his name, but it's not his name. You know what I mean? It's like a made up name. So it is, it doesn't really matter. I guess to say you're a Marilyn man. But I've always thought about it. They've been hailing. It's like it's the name of those two brothers. It's bond jovy

Is that his real name? Well spelled differently be on they named a kid. No, no, no, his name is John bond jovy James John, but his name is John bond jovy. Yeah, but bond jovy is that an Italian. That's his real name bond jovy No, they didn't make that up Your it's one word. That's what you're getting missing here. No, I know I'm stupid. I know what you're saying I'm not stupid, but I am a love you man. Don't Don't say that. That's a legit last name. Yeah, he didn't make that up. No, but it's bond geo. It's bio It's bio and GI OVI

He calls it that because of his last name is the point and at some point Richie Samboer is gonna be like hey Why am I in bond jovy? Why don't we call ourselves something else? Isn't that what he did? Didn't he leave no he did that way too late in the game for that to have been the issue anymore? He owns everything like he's like Billy Joe Billy Joe Like paid all his guys a lot and then realized one day fucked out. I'm just gonna pay him like musicians Right and didn't he do that with his band to Billy Joe no bond joe v where you pays them like they're all like hired guns. Yes

Did he do that? I don't know Yeah, I believe he did he did and in fact they're on that yeah the the drummers on uh... that thirty the contract here the contract you're really sure something or he's on one of the the drummer from bongeo v do you know tiktok tours bongeo v

geo v billy jol billy jol billy oh yeah yeah yeah the drummer yeah he's he's aggravated you got let go because they were used to their forever he's aggravated and he got let go. Oh, he was there forever. He's a pretty famous guy to him, so I'm trying to remember his name.

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Greg Stone, long time friend of the show Greg Rool's man, check him out. If you're in New York, go down. If you take it's left, low ticket warning though. We need hands with fingers so we could do our thing. Yeah. Can somebody send us some pointy fingers? Yeah. So we can meet in the middle somewhere. We need a month sticks. so we can do our feng ting. Now a lot of people are saying like is this bump in mics and I say no, we're not doing with microphones, it's bumping fingers. It's the feng ting.

It's the feng ting. It's a little feng ting. Speaking of Bon Jovi. Oh Jovi. Jovi. Bon Jovi. Jovi. Bon Jovi.

We sang, we sang. Wanted to dead her alive. I was going to say because you know David Bryan. You should put a little ear witness here when time be like, it's pretty fucked up how you been the man, it's named after him. It's cool that you can set back and let that happen. Let a guy bitch you like that. Just throw that in there and see what he does.

Man, he was the best. David Brown. Yeah. David Brown is so cool, so awesome, loves comedy. Yeah, he was great. He got hammered and told us that they didn't think the girl that they sent over for runaway video was hot at all.

I was like, I do, I used to watch that video do to see through when she's all wet. But she was so hot, he goes, when they sent her over, I was like I do I used to watch that video do to see through when she's all wet I'm like but she was so hot he goes when they center over I was like who's this fat girl is this someone's relative or something we have to I think it was something's relative they had to use or something he told me a couple fun things I thought why it looks like there's so many people in their audience of their like concert videos was because they were opening for Pink Floyd. Oh no yeah. And Pink and if you look in the audience shots were opening for Pink Floyd. Oh no, yeah. And if you look in the audience shots, everyone's wearing Pink Floyd shirts,

but they filmed their video sections there with the audience being like, but they were supposed to, they did a, was that kind of like a shultz move, like what shultz did, it's like you're giving the presentation, like how do I not know about this guy, look how huge they are now. Yeah.

I think that's my special, that was Louis special. I just filmed the beginning of it, night. You're just being in front of a green screen doing your bits Yeah, call the kill box because we only filmed a little time Definitely kill when there's you could put in whatever reaction you want. Yeah, I just put Louise reaction I know guys. I love Louis too. I love Louis too random Louis chant in the middle of my show I know guys I love Louis too. I love Louis too random Louis chant in the middle of my show We had Quite a weekend now we did we sing Bon Jovi like angels by the way Did you get to hear do you have it? I saw the kid? Yeah, yeah, wow those pretty damn good. Yeah, I thought it was great

You got some musicians that's we're great. That's we're fantastic. Oh, we have it. Helens boots No hats were great. That's what Fenton says. Oh, we have, it hounds boots. It's the whole thing. We went down to the hat store. What's it? The boots store. Allens boots. We went in there and my wife, I mean, I had a bunch of hats.

I was ready to pull the trigger and my wife kept saying no. Like I got her face to me. What about this? No. Perfect hat head to the bald head. Hugs the hat. And then J stepped in, finally put his foot down and Said you got to stop letting Don bully you

She bullied you and not getting a hat you wanted It's a hat that always talks to you though. You knew you knew the hat you wanted you know I had I got works, but it was not the had a hat I wanted was calling to him the whole time and we We'd lose Bobby for a minute and the hat would be off And he'd be off there. He was so afraid of dawn He was so afraid of her. He started saying the cowboy hat he was gonna get he started putting on just Fedoras and he goes how about this I go Bobby? It's not cow is killing the point. We're doing like a wanted dead or alive And he goes how about this I go Bobby. It's not cow is killing the point. We're doing like a wanted dead or alive

It's gonna be a cowboy had he goes. Yeah, well dawn hates it And then I saw her in a car on FaceTime laughing at Bobby in his head shaving him out of it She bullied me and it was before it was by the way. She didn't even know they have to form it still Mm-hmm. I was just saying isn't this a nice nice fit hat, right? We're doing a thing here. I look at, it's not, you know what it was? She's worried and I understand her fear. You may have not given her enough information to let her know like dawn. This isn't the new me. I was just trying to have a good time, Jay.

I know you just want to play with your friends and have a good time. I was just trying to have fun with my friends. And she just slapped you around like a Boston bully. Oh, Doyle rules. Was her main name Oh Doyle rules. Was her main name, oh, Doyle? And then you came up, don't know, Doyle rules.

I said, I said, I'm not getting a hat, because Don and you went, you said, we're singing one of their lives. You said Bobby, I'm sorry, I love Don, but I gotta put my foot down. You gotta stop letting her bully you out of you. A fun. You can't bully that, let her bully you.

Yeah. And you know what I did? I went and got a hat. You bought a hat, but you didn't buy the hat. Then you didn't buy the hat, but I bought a hat without even calling her. No. Without calling her or asking her.

He used a secret credit card. He's not that she has no he has. Yeah, I used my tranny, my transvestite credit card. He said nobody knows I have. You're training cross to credit card he's not that she has no he has. Yeah, I use my tranny, my trant, my trant vestied credit card. She said nobody knows I have. Your tranny cross to credit card? Yeah, it's a prepay. My prepay tranny card. And I got a hat and I got the lady, she says,

I can do stuff to it. I go, do your thing. She went over, she goes, what's your favorite number? I said 17. So she went and got a seven, which is not my favorite number. I don't know why she didn't get the other, I don't know, she can't make a 17, I guess, right?

Yeah, she couldn't make a 17. So she got seven, she burnt it, she lit it on fire. She got matches, she got feathers, and she made this whole thing on the side of it, and I bought my hat. He bought his hat. And a scarf. And a scarf. And a scarf.

The scarf was one more little extra fuck you. Now let me do that and buy a scarf. I didn't call about that either. I got a red scarf. Yeah, probably as we once now. You can't listen to a city, a basically a city slicker told you not to get the look you're going ahead.

And I get it was, did she know it was costuming? Or did she think this was like for you like the new like Jason You may have been like is this a don't this is the new me that's what I'm worried about she was like no Please don't come home like being a cowboy heck I know I was going to put him as in a cowboy hat No, no, I just want to think you didn't explain to her enough. I so I gave that so I started saying her defense Bob you just like this hat don't yes or no and she's like not as a lifestyle

I If you were like if you were like that of a girl if you were like we're playing you go Hey, we're singing one of dinner lives night. We're getting speared also whenever we come to the moon tower now The bonfire live will be wearing western stuff I did not I did not feel her in on the information You just went you went dawn and pointing yourself in a hat on a FaceTime video, which is not flattering also. It's just face, just face and cowboy hat all of a sudden.

It makes no sense to her. I think I might have messed up. I didn't tell her. You presented it. You presented it back. Because that tracks, because a lot of times I do go away and I come back as that, that I'm what they call on a simulator I'm like the Borg. I will go to

Place and come back as that person sure, I mean I'll have Like when I went to Amsterdam I came back with these hats wouldn't choose yeah I was five seconds away from buying wooden shoes I called it up and asked her Max's and her size, and she went absolutely not. I was my size in wooden shoe with no give. I don't know. How's the guy going to come over and touch your toe and tell you if your toes all the way up there?

Yeah. You got room in these. Do I? You have no idea. I should she would not let me buy them. I was so mad. We got to a big fight like an argument. I was like, it's something we'll remember forever. She goes, your son is nine. His foot changed seven

times in the last four months. You're not buying him wooden shoes. Also, if you love him, don't send him to where it wouldn't shoes. You might as well get, you know, better be in that wooden shoes. Tickets to karate lessons. Play as did you too. You have to learn karate if you were in wood shoes. You think I'll be able to throw people around and try to get them in submission, hold the wood and shoes, buddy. You better learn how to fucking fan kick. You have to do how to duff the death touch.

Yeah, we got the, I was just, you are, listen, I'll take your side and we'll say she's a bully, but I'm saying she's not a bully you are listen, I'll take your side and we'll say she's a bully But I'm saying she's not a bully you have to describe your before I say before I can say with conviction Dawn's bullying you out of your fun. Mm-hmm. You have to explain your fun better. I Agree with you. You're right. I feel like you're giving like very distance. You're like dawn Pogo sticks. Yeah, and she's like no And you're like all right don't says I can't get on a pogo stick don't uh what about this sundress no yes you can you you can bar it we can you're just yeah because what's it for you don't even worry about that just yes yes or no on this sundress and then she says no this lady makes them herself I'm helping the community she's taking

measurements for me um yeah dude I might have not explained it fully, but still I'm getting a hat me and you and everybody are getting hats We're in a hat store you could say have fun. I just wait a minute back up Jason hmm We just went to a wedding on the wrong frigging day because of her She loved you one she should have been more supportive of the hat, though I went and bought her a Louis Vuitton Mm-hmm. A Louis Vuitton wallet and bum bag. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yep. I was like you want these bags and she was like, yep I was like, yep. Yep. That's exactly what she said in the Louis Vuitton. I do you want the wallet with it? Oh, yep, and I was like, yep I do you want the wallet with it? Oh, yup.

And I was like, yup. I was just saying, this Bobby asked me if I wanted a wallet and I was like, yup. And I said, yup. Yup. The worst voice. It's great though. It's the best thing.

No, I love it, but it is God awful. K-men, is that a Chicago? When I tell you, it's a Midwest area for sure. What I did say to people though is like, this girl is very hot, her talking. The guy, her husband, who she's telling the story to, is also a gorgeous man with a great body and a big dick. It's just, she has the worst, just like,

that's all day long. Oh, I actually say that. Letty, you want to splend out? I was like, yep. I was like, yeah. Fuck you. And I was like, yep. Do you want to hot sauce with that?

Oh, he's hot. I thought, yeah. Oh, you want hot sauce with that? Oh, he's hot dog. Good. Oh, I love it. Oh my god. If you could have sex with any woman you wanted once, but you had no matter what, this was the voice you had to hear and had to be the entire time.

Yeah. Yep. Yeah, what? I'd fuck this girl. I'd fuck him. With her on the back, I'm going, yep. Yep, you really yeah, I'd fuck him with her on the back. I'm going. Yeah, you like him you butt You like second my husband's balls the voice we gave you more voices tough man, but I mean a lot I guess I'd have but then I mean you can't ever get pussy in Chicago or like a Wisconsin or in Ohio

Michigan Asia Chicago. This is what they put up with. Yeah, and girls that have a lot of real estate from lower lip to chin. That's also a big thing there. Real big chin. Those Polish frauds, dude. All chin.

They got a big chin, because they get hit a lot. Yeah, they get hit a lot, so you want to protect the teeth. Just like get a thick chin. Yeah, they can't knock them out easy. Yeah. So those big chin, they got a pup-by chin from the crack a thick chin. Yeah, they don't, you can't knock them out easy. So those big chins, they got a pup-by-chim from me. Yeah. Cracked in the chin.

But so you can lay your next knock worst on it while you're eating other knock worst? We got our outfits though. We did manage to get out of the store. We got our hats. We got our hats. We got a great hat. I got a good hat.

Mine and my leather hats, the one still, but that got a good hat. You got a great hat. And then we had that, we had the, we had the night and we, we, you guys rehearsed, I couldn't make it because I had an audition that I did not get by the way. It's official. Yeah. You would have heard about it.

Yeah. It's just Monday. Yeah. They would have said it. Yeah. Okay. You knew, you know, Bobby said they super complemented him and he goes, I didn't get it. He's like, well, I go, it's a super complemented to me. Yeah. At the end of an audition, when you go to directors, you're at know Bobby said they super complimented him he goes I didn't get it He's like why goes a super complimented me at the end of an audition when happens when you go to directors

You're at first. Oh, it was my first audition on zoom which was weird because you don't know where to look Sure, you just don't Christine actually saw me doing the you saw us practicing Mm-hmm, and it was great. I mean, I thought it was great She said no, what's remember at one point Joe said something, he said something in the scene about it being hot in there. And I was like, Oh, do you want me to turn the air up? I didn't realize you guys. You guys are.

She didn't realize we were starting to see we're in the scene. She says she was trying to break the tension. But yeah, at the end of it, no, she said you were a revelation. I'm sorry. It was, look, it was good. Yeah, I'm sure. But at the end of it. No, she said you were a revelation, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was, look, it was good. Yeah, I'm sure. But at the end of it, he goes,

this, when they give you an adjustment, they're like, hey, love it, just try this little, and I did it, and then add, he's a great. So when a director, No adjustment, no notes. When it gives you an adjustment, that means he likes you. And if you can pull it off, it's even better.

So go, I can direct this guy. That's what their job is to get you, right? And then we did the second scene, which was kind of like, so there's three scenes, there's a light-hearted scene, a kind of whatever scene, and then the fuck you see, and the holy, a lot of screaming and yelling, and the screaming and yelling one at the end of it, there was no adjustment, which sucked,

because that's the one you want to do. Hey, can you try, and then at the end, you was like, listen, I wanna tell you, you are a great actor, you do that you, hey, can you try that and then at the end, he was like, listen, I, I want to tell you, you are a great actor. You, you know, you do these things and you never know, well, you're my wife wrote this and you think how you're going to hear it, but actors take it in a different way. It's like, I said, I did it the wrong way. And, and then he was like, but you're a great actor. And it's a pleasure to actually have you audition for this. And I'm like, I'm like, thank you very much. And then I went, hey, thank you for letting me,

ugh, I went, thank you for letting me be on Zoom and audition for you guys, which, what the fuck does that mean? I don't even know what that means. I just was trying to say something after he said that. I didn't even know what that means. I know, I've been there before, because that's cool. So we should um hang up now

So I couldn't go to the rehearsal of we picked wanted dinner alive. I wanted Saint-Japan gone Well, we say first of all Bobby at first you never did singing at the comedy jam for have you. Yes, I have. Singing? Drumming. Drumming. Drumming singing. I did drumming singing. But you never, you were never not behind the drums. I was always, I was behind the drums, but yes.

No, I've never done singing up front. Okay. Is that where you're getting at? Well, yes, also to the point of it. Sure. Though that like you didn't know, when you get off that stage, you were high. You were high. I was high, but

I did. There was an incident that happened that no, no, no, we're going to go back to that. We're going to get to that. I'm just saying what the point of what I was with the song choice was I was like, you're going to go up there and we had to play it. You were a little more nonchalant like you were more of like a, yeah, I'll sing a song with you. Sing a song. It'll be fun. Sure. And I was like, yeah, that was like, Hey, Bobby, we actually got to pick the song. I was like, we'll pick it. And then we kind of like got deterred and didn't pick a song yet. And I was like, yeah, they need to song like today to know what we're going to sing. And we started talking it through. You

get that probably more now that you did it. Where I'm like, man, it is an exhilarating thing. You want to pick the right song. You want it to be a good one the two the Bobby Was okay with the word that he was like yeah, those will be good to do was Well, you suggested one that are alive actually sure and then I brought to you because I went through a list of like what's good like Just get people going karaoke songs like I don't want to do a super hack one, but we could do a fun one and since you've been going was on there by Kelly Clarkson and I suggest that's Bobby and Bobby was like that is the one and I sort of agreed that's the one and we put it up to Josh out of Myers though so you know what one of their lives might be the better to also the band might have a

issue with one I get it I understood it I said I said to him and he goes, I do want it that our lives. Too good of a song. You guys are going to kill it. Blah, blah, blah. Let me put it to rest. Kelly Clarkson thing. Then the night rolls around. Right. The night rolls around. We get to it. We got hats and it is, it is scarves tied to our microphones. And we have a whole thing we're going to do. We we're gonna walk out As us and then turn around and become Cowboys Cowboys to do cowboys. Yeah, and it was great and John and I mean it's pretty I mean Josh does turn into something else Like me and Christine was talking about that off stage. Hey, what's up? And all of a sudden he goes on stage and he turns into this your rock star on that show

He is a rock star yeah and you can see it happen it's a weird thing you can see it happen all of a sudden you're just watching him you know when I'm over because I'm good looking I'm cute I'm funny I'm talented but what happened I didn't see this comment I didn't see this coming I wish I could deny this was the truth. This this kind of I got to say there's nothing the farious in the intentions here. Well, it it it it kind of took so I'm ready to go hats, me and you or a team were ready were rocking Christine's there. It's great. Josh is the

every and we're about to go up and now we're being announced and I'm like, all right. And then what happened next really took the wind out of my sail because it was like, it took a sing along to get Bobby back on this one. I was so uncomfortable in this happened. I didn't know what the thing was, I didn't know. I didn't know what we're good, I didn't know, because here's the thing, it's not stand up anymore. They need like less than a minute killed when you go up there.

So by the time you grab the mic, hey, what's up everybody? What a song. Hey, have it, the Sqar Brothers killed it, but you killed 30 seconds you have to kill it, and they're ready to do your song. So I assume I was like, yeah, why would you bring us, but we're not gonna do like individual comedy.

We're gonna bring us up together, like the Slar Brothers, and we're gonna go do the song together. Mm-hmm. But when you bring, I mean, you just, when you bring somebody up, when you're bringing somebody up as the host on anything, on rock show or comedy show you you're right what's wrong? Why are you way over there? Why were you over there? What's going on?

What's going on? What's your thing? Bobby did you just fart? Jacob Bobby Jacob Jacob. Bobby. Jacob. Listen, Jacob. Listen, Jacob.

I want to say something to you right now. I'm asking for more than one person in the room. Jacob. I want to ask. I don't want to rip anyone out of the... I'm really into the Moon Tower discussion, but it just... I mean, what are you talking about? Why?

Did it just happen? What, what did what just happen? What I just asked you. What? Well, I don't understand what are you asking me? Uh, did you, Robert Kelly, just loudly fart in the room and not even break conversation? Like kept talking to you. Wow, he-

He- You were at volume. Of course. Black, black, black, black, blue. He you were volume of course Black blue black blue. Hey, well, I turned to Lou and he went like this to he just said yes That's all he said to me before open my mouth to Louis. He said yes. I want to say something right now. Mm-hmm in life Jacob in life. Yeah, and Louis, I want to say this to you too. Absolutely. In life. I want to say this to everybody listening and in the room. In life, in life. Yeah. Things happen. Right. Mm-hmm. Things beyond your control. And sometimes,

even though you sometimes I want to I want to control things. Sometimes I want to control things. Sometimes you want to have things the way they're supposed to be, but sometimes they can't be. And sometimes you move and you see it a little way and you've been traveling a lot. You've been eating a lot of weird food and your butt cheek goes up and something might have came out. And I kept going with the show. You've been listening to let go let God with Robert Kelly.

In a way, I feel like he's Bobby was the professional one. I broke the I broke the the show. No, no, no. By doing. Can I say? I don't want to be a professional. Can I say? I'm a stake your crazy on professionalism for Bobby's professionalism. Can Bobby crack the loud rat? I didn't hear it. I don't know to be a professional. You don't mistake your crazy unprofessionalism for Bobby's professionalism.

Bobby cracked a loud rat. I didn't hear it. I don't know if I could have performed it. Can I tell you why I didn't stop? I tell you, there was not a smell. If there was a smell, I would have been like guys, I apologize, but I assessed the situation. You determined.

I assessed the situation. Right. And I said, everybody's gonna be all right. Nobody's to be hurt than this. And maybe they didn't hear it. I didn't know. I'm meeting the black blue refuses to wear the white man's headphones. I just turned to Lewis. And he went, yep. Lewis is newer in a way. Yes. But I'm going to tell you, like I said before, I thought, I you like I said before I Thought Louis something playing because you know what Bobby did he immediately went creak to chair to I saw immediate like five seconds. I think it made all I think it made the microphone because you paused and when you heard something squeaky Yeah, he immediately did the chair squeak

I wrote over you so I was looking at the computer to see if you were playing a Sound effects All you when I wasn't I apologize And I can't say it will never happen again. I Can't but I have tried my best since I've joined the bonfire crew And it means a lot to me to all you guys. I missed you guys this last week I'm gonna say that I missed both you Lou and I missed you Jacob and I love taking out with you two really But I missed you guys and I And I love taking out what you two really, but I missed you guys,

and I was excited to be back here today. So I didn't wanna mess things up, Jake. I didn't wanna mess things up. So I figured, you know what? 50-50. It's good. I say something, or just move on, and maybe they didn't hear it,

because I know there's not a smell. If there's a smell, I'm protecting these people. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna let them have an opportunity to get out of the room. Bobby, save your breath. You had gonna say something. I'm gonna let them have a opportunity to get out of the room Bobby save your breath You had him at Jake called him Jake It's fucking far from the chest of the point anyone's ever called me that in the studio

It did win me. I'm not talking to jigger but now I'm asking Jake a question and also I feel like the unprofessional one because you guys weren't such a flow. Yeah, we're, but it just took, anyway, Moon Tower, blah, blah, blah, moving on. It's okay, it's okay, you're right. Well, I do, you do. Moon Tower, Spoon Tower, it's over, we'll walk in the next step. Please, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get, back, get, get back. Two's on the highway of life, how's that?

Look, it never happened. We don't have to revisit Josh Adam Myers thing, because it's just water under the bridge. No, it's like a fart minute to go. He's up right now, Jay. This, the intro that I thought, there's a thing, when you intro somebody, it's important. How you intro them.

It's like, this is when you're telling the crowd. I don't think credits are important. If you know them though, it should be a little from the gut. And if it's two people that you really know, and it's the end of the show, and one person hasn't done it before. Right?

Yes. One person, it's their first time. You might want to say it. First time just singing, it's very vulnerable. I bought a hat. You bought a hat. I went against my wife. And bought a wife?

Hat for this. She does not want to be with a man who has a cowboy hat. She's made that pretty clear on the phone. I spent money on props. And we're ready to go. And we did it. Bobby bought a scarf. His scarf matches his headphones. I we're ready to go. And we did it. Bobby bought us a scarf. His scarf matches his headphones.

I had my Jaguar shirt. I had a Maltese cruise shirt. I got a Maltese cruise shirt, dude. I thought you looked great. He did. And we were up there ready to do this. And as he introduced you, when he introduced you, I was like, this is awesome.

Right now. Because of the way he introduced you. And then what he did to me was he literally sucked the oxygen out of the room. My, my self, my self-esteem, what? He remembered way late. He didn't remember way late. No, it was because I'm telling you, he, I have the audio. Oh don't I know he looked over at us when he said me and then saw you and it was too late. Yeah he forgot. Yes about me. He forgot. That I was sure. And then said my name. I mean but your intro was like he was introducing a king. Can I play devil's advocate? He was can I play devil's

And I was like yupp let me also say yeah in fairness in fairness. I went to the rehearsal and sang it alone what what so maybe he was just like his mind just wasn't I was standing there with a hat on Okay, where's the I had a fucking hat and a scarf and a fucking Motley crew. What are you talking about? Okay, we just said are you ready? Are you ready? I'm ready? Are you ready? We're gonna do it We're gonna get it down came a dad But you came outside and talked with us for a few times came outside. They're gonna be great I'm telling you guys good bond. Joe was gonna kill it So you're hanging with you before right before the show a few times came outside. It's gonna be great. I'm telling you, the clouds are good, but you bond, Joe, he's gonna kill it. So.

You literally hanging with you right before the show. Hanging. Right during the show. We've been guys do the group hug before the performance that he always does. The circle. He does it. He does it.

He does it. I was in one of those. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. It's look like fun. Don't know what it would. I didn't know. I would have been a hundred percent in the prayer. If you prayed to Jesus, let me get Jesus in these words.

Bobby, come on in here. Say the prayer. Jesus, do do do do low. And bond you over and Bobby, Bobby, the boo. Amen. Amen. Nothing. Nope.

You want me to describe, you weren't describing how? Sure you do it. You do it because you know what, Jay? I have the actual audio from the show. We can listen to it. Let's see how close I am. And then we'll see how close you are go Go ahead Jay for contrast. How did he what did he say for you? I'm gonna give it. It's part of it. Jesus Christ He goes

You go the next guy coming to stage. You know man. He's here every time every moontow He's one of the godfathers of comedy jam from New York City. He goes, you guys know me, them. I don't know. Just another company gave. He was really, I want you to take the energy he's doing right now in times it by 7,000. There he goes. 7,000. I'll just scream in here.

And he goes, uh, and he goes, I want to make this for big. Jay. Okay, said there they go. They go like that. He he goes just and rob a Kelly No, no, I'm not a puppy. Kelly. No, I'm not a buddy and a BK and that's not over there on the hat Another motherfucker Give it up for dancer. Oh, not him Bob. I mean, it's just shy of calling him dance order I mean, I think he was gonna say dance order them

Bob but I'm telling his face in full Bobby's defense of what he's saying here he did go he goes he was big Jay Ocasin and Bobby Kelly in the middle they didn't hear him though and I'm telling you and I'm not I'm not adding this for effect or anything I'm telling because of the discomfort I felt that only may have happened because when Josh was looking over me he said big jokerson I was almost like I was like turned to Bobby like started to walk up the stairs and then he's like when he kind of goes oh yeah and Bobby Kelly I took two steps back he was oh, oh yeah, oh yeah, and Bobby Kelly. Do you understand?

Oh, I couldn't breathe. I couldn't, I went, I was nervous. You understand how fucking nerve-wracking is for me to sing. I told you that. This fucking singing in public makes me blotchy and scared and terrified. But didn't I say that I would be there right with you? You said you'd be there, but you walk.

As soon as you mentioned the King of Godfather, the Holy Shit of Comedy, you walked right away from... Well, I'm doing the people at this service, and I don't take a little bow. You left me out. I know you've got to give him a little spin, you've got to give him a people with a one, he already made the announcement, what else are you going to do?

Can't take it back. Did you left me in the little silhouette of the hallway, waiting for mine, and then he introduced me? I walked as I'm walking up to stairs and he says and Bob Kelly Nobody heard it no one for sure nobody heard it by the way connected to that We're gonna play Josh's thing. I'm not getting off the subject on the similar subject. We did forget to say in Nashville oh no because we was afterwards. The last night in Nashville, we did the crowd work show,

which Bobby got, it's a whole other thing for another day. Bobby got tagged on that big man. He was audience mic for me, which was so sweet, run by a festival owner that was pretty drunk and just kept coming over and be like, you know, I'll be funny. Put these people up on this. Just keep getting longer and longer in the show. But the show started. I was just similar to the subject we're talking about. Do you remember this? When the show started, they go, the sound guy, it's called, it's called what's your

fucking deal, the show. They've been announcing all week that me and Bobby are doing the show also They've been Bobby also like like big J's okras and what's your fucking deal against now featuring rubber Kelly? It's said no, but it's at the date first. It's an April blebba and Bob bob Kelly So on the thing so it's you caught when you call me like do a show together be great I was a great. Why would you do it? Okay cool. it. I'll do the mic. Okay great. It was big J. Ogerson in the fucking 74 point. Elvenica April blah blah blah and Bob Kelly 50 50 but though, but I didn't get I didn't even get a highlight around my font like you had shadow and a and highlight I just had regular font bubble letters with shine on them. Yeah.

I had regular shine spots. Yeah, you're rolling capital D capital B and then lowercase O B and then capital K. Bob K. But they, but the beginning of that show, the guy goes, all right, you know, couple quick announcements, you know, blah, I don't do this and no phones and something, something. Also right before they start the show Zany's Nashville, which is a close to flawless club in my eyes. Yeah, um, they go Also, if you're parked in the target parking lot or whatever parking lot they will tow your. If you're parked in the whatever, the parking lot, the shop right parking,

they will tow your car. All right, you guys ready to have some fun now? And he goes, I want you to welcome to the stage, everybody, hometown favorite. I was like, that was kind of sweet, because I'm like, I mean, I'm not from here, but like, I'm a favorite of this hometown. I thought you were just, you guys go to hometown favorite.

Brad Sativa! And then everyone in the green room was just puzzled. It's me. He's supposed to be bouncing me. And I was like, I just didn't go out. And then no exaggeration. Everyone's just standing in the green room to know what else to do. And like, should you go out there? I went, no. And then like, well, what do we, and they give him the sound guy? They come out of the sound guy. He just goes, sorry man, I didn't know who was up first.

He said that into the microphone, to the audience. No, yes, it means to me. And he goes, no one told me who was up first on the show. Hey, about everybody for Big J. Hogue. It was just, all sorts of things. It was so crazy. He's like, sorry dude, no one told me who was on the show or who was opening the show.

I go. To be fair, it was not on the sheet. Yeah, he just did a coin flip. And so we're because that's what happened to me at the comedy gym. Nobody knew who the guy was walking behind Big. The Godfather of comedy! The greatest friend I've ever had!

This guy is the world's greatest his special is the number one special ever filmed! Give it up for Big J! My friend! Holy shit everybody loves him! I don't want to say for the audience. I did hear it and I was perturbed by the intro. I have it. Let's play it. Please. Let's play it. Lou. Yeah, you have a sneak of noodle coming to the stage. This man in the godfather of New York, He's got the greatest fucking special out now, dog movie. He's the funniest fucking dude I've ever met, and he's my best friend at your level two. I'm gonna say And Bobby Kelly I want to hear back

What I hear back For this Josh my hear back it doesn't sound I mean answer for this Josh my here back it doesn't sound like I mean that's nuts as I was walking on stage I mean we heard Bobby Kelly like you could hear a thing about how I was put in a weird scenario, similar to they did the, they have a show every year they do now called the Living Wake of Jesus. And they picked some funny Bobby was there. They picked somebody to do it. It's a, it's a living wake. It's exactly what it sounds like. Your people are supposed to go up there.

It's just the idea is to say nice things about the person. It's a weird thing. Here's the thing. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept.

It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept.

It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a weird concept. It's a be fun. I don't wanna give anyone an explanation. So the people that I found out who was on it through the week, because the people come up to me going, like, what am I supposed to be doing here? I don't know either. I guess it's like say nice things. And that happened to Brad Williams. Dolce Sloan was on it.

Now here's a festival. We're not only your Bobby and Josh there. Justin Silver's there this year. Mike Vicki owns there this year. Joe list. Joe listekky owns there. Joe list. Joe list. Brendan Sagalo.

People who all make, even like newer friends like Brendan Sagalo and people like that, make more sense, even finance. Like, I know them. I've spent some time with them and done shit and like, you know, I had leisure activity with these people. Uh, Jeremiah Watkins was on it. Who we have. He told was, he did great. He told like two or three of the five things we've ever done together.

Did I mean, and like, uh. I was easy for him to do it because there's only been five things. He's, here's these three stories. These, these stories all from Moon Tower. Then Brad Williams goes up poor Brad. I'm just going to be putting the position, you even have to do it. Yeah. These stories all from Moon Tower. Then Brad Williams goes up poor Brad. I'm going to be putting the position, you even have to do it.

Yeah, and they had it on a pedestal there. So they had to move that out of the way. They had to move the thing out of the way. That was crazy. You can see him. The podium, then. They had to move it. They had to move it because it couldn't see him.

That just stays. The choice was for someone to hold them up the whole time like Quato. Or just left to move the podium. Yeah, I'll get a small brand. Brad was so not flustered the wrong word just in all the nice things He has to say about me as it would be for him. I could say in a minute Do you know I mean always good dude? How many times you would laugh to this Jacob because I don't mean you always like Not hack need stuff, but just like the obvious things that no one ever talks about. Five times, you go, he's just like,

James is like a great guy, and when you see him, it's gonna be a good time. When you see him, you're gonna have a good time. And it's cool, the first time we saw each other was actually at this festival, we bumped into each other, and we were like, we know the same people, instant friendship. You bumped into each other, and not at the same point of your body. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bumped into them each other and we were like we know the same people like you know instant like friendship you Bumped it to each other and out of the same point of your body. Yeah, yeah, you know I had but I'm in the dick

It was pretty pissed Um, what do this? I Don't know exactly, but then he go but he just won't say he go You know, yeah, you know, we saw each other at a festival. That's when we met and we know the same people so we became like instant friends and You know, it's just those kind of guys like when you see him, you know, it's gonna be a good time It's like he's partridge in a pear treeing it. Just kept always adding the thing goes. Oh, I also His hair. He's got pretty cool hair and when you see him at a party. It's like a guy you see and you know, it's gonna be a good time It always I like sweatshirts. He like seems like sweatshirts also, you know, it's gonna be a good time when you see him.

But Brad did his thing he did what he could do. Then Bobby went up, which was great. Me and Bobby like rift back and forth. I didn't have a microphone. Yeah, he had no microphone, which was ridiculous. The fact that you're going to say stuff about Jay. There's no way Jay's not going to respond. I mean, I went out there and I was like, I told a whole story of what happened with us when we first met and it wasn't true. Like, it was like, that's not what happened. That's any really told what really happened.

So then I just retold what he said. Like, I just like,told what he said. Like, I just like, like, we just restarted over. It's like, first time I mentioned it. Bob, most of Bobby's sins have started with, oh yeah. But they didn't give him a microphone, which was just nuts. So he had, then he would just pretend he was dead after. I was like one of those embalmed gang members.

So I was doing gang. It was doing gang sides. But then Dulce Sloan goes on. And Dulce and me aren't like, we are acquaintances at the best. And there's nothing like, nothing negative there. Really, it's just like, we just don't really know each other very well. She always calls me the wrong name. I don't know if it's a good on purpose like fuck you thing or whatever it is Eight different things

Just say it but she'll always be it's like it sounds like you name Jonathan. I'm gonna call you Jonathan And I'm just like we don't ever have a thing about it because I just go all right as keep moving like could you scared? Sure, we'll call it scared I just go all right I just keep moving I'm like could you scared sure we're called scared But she went on there and like her thing was just like Yeah, Jay I don't even know why I'm on this motherfucker Jay is one of them white boys were black people be like he I I guess you know He all right

You know he better than the people he hang out with though. He just hang out with bad people. And I, I, I, I see an Legion of Skanks fans. Those in cell blah, blah, blah, those, uh, racist and whatever. They're all there. She was there. The whole audience is, is gang fans and bonfire fans.

She tried to recover by going like, it's cool. You know, I'm, uh, I'm an in cell too. I can't get laid I just think she's gonna be going a little bit She's like but uh she just had this weird stuff about and then Josh went up there He did a funny thing Josh played a song That uh he had AI He asked chas GPT to write a song about big jokers and from his friend Josh had a mire and like in the tune of where you know to the

With the style of Josh was called the. What was it called the greatest comic, the Godfather of New York comedy? My best friend, was it called that? What was the name of the song? The greatest Godfather of comedy! Yes, and then in parentheses, my best friend. Yes. That's what I was doing for love.

I'm going to do that. Not Bob Kelly. Not Bob Kelly. Yes, this was a bummer. This is a weird thing of the comedy. I don't mind saying in the show because The invite's technically open but after the show with the Dolce Sloan. I was like hey you got You get to like the Skanks fans and like the whole like Skankfest thing. She's just something about Skankfest He'll be good at all wrong like you should like come on

Skanks some time and do the show you know,, I'm like, come on and do it, like you'll kill. You'd love it. And she was like, I'm all right. And I was like, no, but you really should, you're just saying these things and you're like with no, like come to the show. And she was like, my scene, I'm good. She was just kind of like dismissive of it.

And then especially when I was like, why the fuck were you on this show? I hate his audience, not that big a fan of him. But I'll go say some if he did. Not too much of a racist. Yeah, I ain't happy he did. Yeah, he ain't too much of a racist. Just mehkan's.

Just a pointing outlook for sure. It was weird. When I was backstage, I was like, why the fuck is in Joe Lister here? Why is Mike Vecchio not here? Since I have actual friends there. Yeah. They're just sitting there, not are you in there? I was like why the fuck is in Joe Lister? Why is Mike Vecchio not here insane? Actually friends there. Yeah, they're sitting there not are you in there? I think they wanted because they're pitching that I think they're filming it by the way, and I think they're using that I key came up to me after you as I do we're using You and Jay that segment is gonna be the pitch So they're gonna use that as the pitch for a show. And I think they were trying to get a,

what's the, like a broader spectrum of people, instead of just a bunch of white guys commenting on a white dude. Well, book my black friends. I have black friends or comedians used to book in them. Where they at the festival. None. Where are all my black friends? Get Korean green out there. He'll say nice things about me. Friends were comedians used up looking. Yeah, well they have to None Get cream green out there. They'll say nice things about me

Damn it. It cream green Kevin Hart used to be black We got out you got your feelings hurt. I got my feelings hurt I went to the YKWD and I showed up to the producer of it who had just text me on my faces on street posts. My name is on the poster. My face is, I'm on the app. And she goes, and you are? And I went big J. Ocarson and I just walked away.

No, you said that she was like, no, you're not. That's what she said. She was like, no, you're not. I was like, ugh. And then she came in and gave me an attitude. She was, no, you're not. That's what she's like. She's like, no, you're not. I was like, ugh. And then she came in to give me an attitude. She was, no, you're not. He's the godfather of comedy. This is telling Josh and Amir's best friend.

I know who Big J. Overs is, and you are not him. That's what I thought he said to Godfather of comedy, Jam. I didn't realize he said God of New York. Where'd you Realist comedian of New York? Oh, did you? He just re-listened to it. He said comedy of New York. Does he say jam? No, he says No, he says comedy on that recording comedy of New York. I'm right here again. Let's hear it one more time. One more time. You're right. These are radio moments you can't make up. I'm sorry. I did. Why? No play at Josh again. Yeah, you're just snickering.

You're coming to the stage. This man in the godfather of New York, accommodating. Oh, yeah, he's probably the special out of all blue. Oh, Canada. Oh, yes, he's probably. He's fucking special. He's out there, tall, blue. Oh, wow. He's the funniest fucking dude I've ever met.

And he's my best friend. And you level two. Ladies and gentlemen, big, jade, Ferguson. Oh, you're right. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I'm just friends. Big And his friend and Bobby Kelly Yeah, you're right. You're right. He's just got a father of New York comedy. I can't take it Oh

I thought the show he did also of that, so I thought of the show, he did also say that. Jay. But I guess this audio evidence. We just heard audio evidence, dude. I don't know what you're fighting about. I'm not. I'm saying I must have misheard it too at the show. Oh, you're crazy. I mean, I don't know as up as you, dude. Hey, everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly.

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