The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Good Fight

Episode Date: June 8, 2020

In this week's Best of the Week, the Bonfire gang discusses the human rights protests happening around the globe. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:27 Hey, Cameras is Black Blue and welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week. The Bond Fire is a comedy show, but like everyone else, we were affected by the current events. Dan and Jay gave their take on the civil unrest happening all across the country. This is a situation where I feel, you need to talk about it. You need to bring you need to bring attention to this because, Jay, it's something you said earlier in the show. What if it were Black Lou? What if it were Sharad or one of our friends or someone that you that seems more likely? But just something, you know, somebody where you just like, names it makes sense, dude. What if it was Jimmy Martinez?
Starting point is 00:01:05 Yes, that could probably go. Yeah. Lewis, young, young Karim Greene, Lewis, a tan Lewis. It says, like, there is a tan Lewis. But, you know, I don't know, black, Lou, what are you as the sole black member of the ball?
Starting point is 00:01:21 So I want someone to edit it together all the time. How many times you started thinking black lieu you go as a black person. How do you? Well, Jay, if we're having a conversation about fucking short kings and just you and me or the tall guys talking, then we don't get any question. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:01:36 But you can just ask the question. It's like, is as a black person? So you just go, black lieu, what do you think about the zone? So black little your black Now answer this question Well, you know what? But I'm just now you hate me. You know what fuck this whole show Today I'm just fucking around you. It's funny every time it's happened I wanted like I was waiting for the build up so go black. Look as a black person
Starting point is 00:02:04 Yeah, hold on Lou as a black person. Yeah. Hold on. Jacob as a Jew. How do you feel? I was like, dirty. You know, I'm just doing that with everything now. DJ Lou as a bookie enforcer. I got a whole lot.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Christine, you show a lot of shoulder. You're a slut. What would you? Christine, give us what, give me, uh, what's, tell me something from the slut peanut gallery. Well, you know me what's tell me something from the slut peanut gallery. Well, you know, I'll tell you something from the slut peanut gallery is that what has been amazing to see with all this anger and stuff coming up about social issues. Cause you know, I think racism's like such a dark one. I mean, no, no, I intended
Starting point is 00:02:40 that racism is such a dark issue. this country. But so is, you know, so is like sexism and these other things. And from what I've seen is that raising a stink works. So there's something about like this marching, this yelling about things online where I'm like, okay, so me to start as a bunch of bitches fucking talking shit on Twitter and telling their experiences. And somehow Jeffrey Epstein's fucking dead Harvey Weinstein's in jail Bill Cosby's locked up. So it's like okay so maybe all this causing a
Starting point is 00:03:13 stink will come in and settle something where we go okay so now we need change like now we need responsibility now we need accountability there's a lot of people that thought they were gonna get away with stuff because they're old school where I'm like no we see you now you're on camera now. We're watching this happen in front of our own eyes, and it's not okay And it's like that might seem a little or well-earned and like big brother in nature But at the same time you're like the honorable have integrity And Christine's right. I mean this really does come down to like black dick Christine you make a good point there Yeah, I'm I saw it I mean, this really does come down to like black dick. Christine, you make a good point there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:46 I, um, I thought it heard. You're a Jew. You don't have to. Yeah. Christine has been such great. What did Lou send me? I'll send you a picture that Lou sent me today. That was pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:03:57 I love it. Christine, as a white woman who understands the black struggle, can you? Identify as black now. I didn't tell you. Christine. You've been calling. I've decided. Christine, you've been calling us impressions. You've been calling yourself a newbie and queen off air for quite some time. Yeah. You've been sleeping in Eric Abadoo head wraps and I'm starting to ask myself. Yeah. Is this Shaka Zulu that I look up with?
Starting point is 00:04:22 I have a real quick. I rewatched O Sadeek and Chris cotton when you guys did the black Italians and I could I could watch in a million times Dude, yeah, I'm fucking funny as a black man Do you find it to be an okay appropriate joke as a as a person that has been Do you feel like are you know what? a person that has been victim of systemic racism. Do you feel like are you know what? I'm like becky on on the fall. So he can have us the opinion of the Italian American. Don't open your mouth for black dick, but keep it closed on black issue. I really I want to get this shirt printed for me and all my friends. It's a major. Should it just be open your mouth for black dick, but keep it closed.
Starting point is 00:05:05 No, it's saying don't, don't go around fucking hooking up with black eyes. And then when you see fucking, there's some real shit going on. Just act like it doesn't have any effect on you. It's like you have an understanding. It's like there's something about me where I under it race, like I've had to, I've had to reevaluate the things I've been told about a lot of things in my life. I got to. Or something for me where I'm like, I could very well, it's like, there's something where I go, I could have a black child.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Like, I got to have a kid, you know, I can have an aged child, right? Just knowing that like I in my life could birth a black child is just like, come on, guys. Like, what's happening? We're better than each other. That would be an awkward delivery room. That would be an awkward act. Like we're better than each other. That would be an awkward delivery room. That would be an awkward delivery room for Steve. Do you like, Jay? Jay's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Do you guys? Also, I didn't realize that I've been black, with black Lou, I've been Byron Allingian, Allingian him with every top-tier guy. Black Lou, you're a black. Black Lou, you're black, black. Black Lou, you've been a black your whole life. What do you, uh, what do you care about?
Starting point is 00:06:07 What do you think? You work out. Chris, move to your, black glue. You work out. Christine, I gotta be honest with you. That shirt's stupid. That shirt, it's just a dumb, I don't know what people throw into it. Hey, hey, hey, meme and I'm joking when I say I'm gonna print it on a shirt But I just thought it was like cute and funny and it's just like a little joke
Starting point is 00:06:28 You don't need to dissect it so much Jesus. Sorry to make you laugh. Whoa guys I'm not funny to you guys you guys are a gay couple. What's it like? Yeah, you're a guy White man, let me ask you your slut pig Dude Jay and I were joking around. We're like, yeah, dude, white privilege with police officers is you just have to treat every police officer like they're a stripper cop. And then they won't ever murder you. Oh, yeah. When they kick your when they kick your feet open so they could frisk you.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Oh, my under. Boy, open so they can frisky. You go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, falling. Oh, do I have the right to remain Randy? That's when they rape you to show you what a homo you are.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Yeah, then I go, it's Christine talking about. Well, Christine's wiling out, man. She's going down lately. That's definitely isolated, right? Well, please, that's a great mother fucking job. Yeah, fuck you to show you what I'm looking for. I don't know if you guys can tell, but I've just gonna stop. Yeah, fuck you to show you what I'm supposed to do. I'm just gonna fuck you to show you what I'm supposed to do. I don't know if you guys can tell, but I've just been, I'm just gonna fuck you.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I'm just gonna fuck you. I'm just gonna watch stuff. Whatever. DJ Lou was reading that like he was in a fucking police van and she was wearing a wire and he's like, we got her? We got her, yeah, we got her. Rollin'.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Yeah, Christine's become a day stoner. So she's comin' in as fuck goofy. I said I go next week, I stopped smoking weed during the day because I have to admit and it's like I think I you know I think addictions and struggles on the show part of it but I've been getting like fucked up but like I've been taking like you know I've been taking a volume here and there we I've been taking like ecstasy you, about once a week for the last five weeks. And I just want a little like fucked up, but then all for real. And also feeling like I can't get fucked up enough. Yeah, she got.
Starting point is 00:08:33 She's also going to go like, I want a little bit of a break from this is like, I feel like I'm just trying to like, like me and Jay were like, we got to stop taking this Molly because like, it's like not fucking doing what I want it to do. And you're under 15 different color unicorn horns. It's crazy that she's been eating candy necklaces for three weeks. I'm like, we can't laugh, we can't fuck, we like can't do anything.
Starting point is 00:08:55 So it's just been a little like, okay, like let's fucking, you know, I guess take a value and watch Supernatural because you know, you go outside and the street locks off. Chase like in there ain't nothing wrong with that. I'll tell you what, you want to get these people together so the black people down, you sit them down with the police and you get them fucking stoned and watch Supernatural together.
Starting point is 00:09:18 And then everyone's gonna, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll really well, Jensen, if anyone could do that. With the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, with the pe, if anyone could do that, with the peps, with the peps, with the peps, Jensen Nichols is the guy. That's what it was about. That's what it was about. It'll be getting.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I'm telling you, he's the guy that can really make some sense of all this chaos right now. I mean, he's like, hey, I stance you on a stage that I made out of a piece of wood I found out in the woods. It was just saying they're calling me. It was dying and it wanted me to give it life again. You guys are gonna think this is pretty Pretty cool, but I made this entire oak stage off an old panel of a slave ship
Starting point is 00:09:52 I'm just gonna play some old spirituals that I learned that my friend taught me Everyone's like Jensen don't do it. What once brought hate That brings love Yeah It's also a rough place and just not be confronted with the hardcore of it like I don't know I grew up in Los Angeles and I You know and have lived my entire adult life in New York, so it's like I Don't see it up as up close and personal as I think it is in the rest of the country Christine should have to go do a study of Mississippi, like rural Mississippi for like three months,
Starting point is 00:10:27 and just come back and she's like, guys, it's bad out there. It is. Oh, it is. Pretty fucking rough. There are some counties in Ohio that are tense. Yeah, there's some guys in Mississippi wearing an officer called in jerseys today.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I thought of that. They get this high school jersey. offering a officer called in jerseys today. I thought of that. They got this high school jersey. They're doing fantasy racist murder drafts. Or they go, oh, you got a Zimmerman first pick always. You know, it's funny, man, there's even like a fucking legitimate, like a level of racism too that you kind of have to have for a situation like this. It's kind of beyond your whole-home run of the mill,
Starting point is 00:11:07 just like general. I don't really mix it up much, Black people. You know what I mean? Like someone feel like that. For you, if you go like, good man, I guess I got my saying, if you're not upset with this cop who did this, if you're not upset with the cop,
Starting point is 00:11:24 then you are like, you're a lunatic. Like you're a person who believes like something, do you know what I'm saying? You go, then you really have like the evil like that, one less on the earth. Do you know what I'm saying? Because even if you're like, I don't wanna live in a black neighborhood
Starting point is 00:11:39 and I don't want my daughter to date a black guy, and you watch that video that I promise you people of that level of racism are still going like whoa dude like that's got guys got to go to jail. I think you're right and I think it's so such a hard thing to watch and as a human you watch that you're like oh fuck that but I think where the shift is for racist is they go like who'll go. Cops killing white people why are we protesting that cops kill white people. Why are we protesting that? Cops kill white people and you're like, yeah, but I don't think they do it with such
Starting point is 00:12:08 the same flared. You're with black people. Yeah, the, the, the, the parts of real heat on it. Jacob, you're a Jewish man. Do you think that lawyers will benefit through? Representing, representing either the whites or the blacks? It's, no, that's what I'm saying. It's like really like this is a, I'm talking more about the people like, I think there's a lot more like separatist racism, maybe then like this rule like they should be dead racism
Starting point is 00:12:40 in this country. You know, I'm saying more like separatist race. Where it's just like, I don't wanna live in neighborhood with black people, I don't wanna do separate. Where it's just like, I don't want to live in neighborhood with black people. I don't want to do whatever. Not someone that's like, I want people dead. There's probably a lot more that just like old, old timey, like ideals of like, I don't want to mix it up with it. Let them let them live their lives and we'll do ours over.
Starting point is 00:12:57 It's crazy how many cold times are against in our real. Christine, Christine, just smoke your bowl. I, but there's all kinds of stuff. Let's do an uppers now. She is. Hold on. I don't know. Why don't we call the bonfire? Yeah. No, where you're gonna say, Jeff? Yeah. There's all kinds of, I don't know. Where was I exactly? We're saying, you're saying separatist racism versus guys, but it's like, uh, you know, about the evil of someone who's like, okay, with this, but the separatist racism, like, the reason I think we let that roll
Starting point is 00:13:23 off our shoulders and maybe it's not a good thing. I think the reason I'm always just kind of like, that seems like a harmless thing to me because I'm like, if you want to just keep to one fucking, there's been a million great jokes about this. Metzger had one of those too, but like, you would keep to just like everyone's like a pasty, lily white exact same thing as you. I'm not even saying in complexion, I'm just saying like just a cookie cutter version of something that you and you're into and so I get no exposure to anything else like I'm always like that's kind of their loss. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:13:53 If you're like I don't listen to black music because I'm like and then you're just like well we're just missing out on a lot of great music. You know I mean like I don't know hang out and then whatever with black people like all right I right, I guess. You know what I mean? It's like, it's fine. I'm almost like, sure, like don't do it, I guess, but it's like it's your, you know, to some degree it's your loss. Some of the most important, like high valued people in my life.
Starting point is 00:14:17 And naming names, because it's not even like a name drop thing, but it's like people, it's like black people of like, I mean, holy shit, particularly in comedy of of like mentored me for my first fucking 15 years of this career, you know what I mean? And David tells black. I, no, no, I'm saying, but like, so it's just like, I've never overthought anytime I've been called a racist,
Starting point is 00:14:38 it doesn't resonate in my soul at all, they don't have to look and go, oh, is it? And my race like, no, it's like, you're calling me that because and go, oh, is it? Am I raised like, no. It's like, you're calling me that because of like whatever jokes. And we say I'm a transphobe because of a tranny. You know what I mean? Like it rolls off your shoulders.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I'm not wrestling with it in my head. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So like that's a very interesting thing, but like maybe it's not good to overlook the people that are like, can we just stay separate? It's like,
Starting point is 00:15:03 it's like, it's really, it's like a freedom. That's a choice you can make. So as I'm saying, I think there's a lot more of that than there are like people deserve to die. And I think a separatist racist, I mean, unless you're like a godless animal, like doesn't think that's okay, what happened.
Starting point is 00:15:19 You know what I'm saying? It's like, I don't wanna live in a neighbor with black people, but I certainly don't think anybody should be killed while they're fucking handcuffed You know, I mean like it's got to cross some lines and it's like, you know Where are those people, but I mean like you know, it's a weird thing to come out about I guess, but it's just like Just interesting times man. I know we took the whole show on it today. It's been a good show I just want to start talking to each other like fucking human. That's all. We don't have preconceived notions about like cops and maybe cops.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Black-lub, black-lub, black-lub, make that statement official. Black-lub is a black man or anything you like to say. Thank you, Joe. As an African-American general, such as myself. So I'm like... But I've had my experience with dip cops and I've I've been in some situations where I fucked up where I was driving like an asshole and cops have let me off. So like I mean really let me off like been really good to me where you know I definitely again to reiterate like I definitely see
Starting point is 00:16:22 both sides especially the side of like we need to stop killing black people. I just want us to actually sit down and have conversations. And hopefully that shit works. It may never work. The shit may, the country's built on racism, dude. It just may never change. It may never. I mean, it's just like it's, I don't know where. Well, it's, I don't know what the first step is. I have no idea what the first step is towards it. I mean, I think Lou just said it pretty clearly is that I think if we start talking to each other as people and start eliminating all these
Starting point is 00:16:50 like individual goals or individual feelings and just start talking and being like, you know, there's a thing about extending, you know, there's not a lot of neighborly love in this country. There's not a lot of like, hey, what do you need? I always think of that, I remember, it hit brought up in boardwalk empire,
Starting point is 00:17:08 but the famous painting, the allegory of spoons, where they said there's like a scene in hell and there's a scene in heaven, and it's the same scene where it's a giant meal in front of people, but they have long spoons, and in hell, they can't eat the food because the spoons are so long that by the time they get the food to their mouth, it drops off. But it's the same exact scene, but people are using the spoons to feed each other.
Starting point is 00:17:30 And I know that sounds gay as shit, but I like that analogy because I feel like it's like, I mean, if you take a little bit of time to ask your friends that are in different situations than you are, how you can help or try to understand it better. I think it's just better for the mind frame of the community as a whole. Dude, you are sexiest fuck when you get deep, dude. Thanks to Aug. Do you want to kiss? I mean, no shit, you are sexiest fuck. Did you get all that DJ, Lou? DJ, Lou, as a white DJ. DJ, DJ, Lou. I said, there's, I'm me. Milo Yannopoulos, who, you know, the gay man that was labeled a Nazi who has a black husband, he said on skinks, he said,
Starting point is 00:18:10 the future of this country is uniquely black and white. And it really is a unique situation we're in. And it's like, we're also a country founded on genocide in the first place. The problem is it's not, you know, but slavery is like, slavery is also like a humanity issue and it's like, we're just still so young in it. And I think it really is important that we all have an understanding that even though we
Starting point is 00:18:34 might feel that as an individual we're progressed and that like we have the right views, it's like we need to help bring that information to the masses. I mean, yeah, I think you like help try to to actually go like we need to change the norm here. You know what's so funny is growing up is you know if you want to if you want to shift it from Blacks to Native Americans, it was one of those things growing up in Colorado, you were just like, you know, I'm from Aurora, this is nice, it's Denver, it's a smaller town and then in fifth grade, we took a field trip to a reservation and you're just looking at kids that are your age and you're like, they field trip to a reservation and you're just looking at kids that are your age
Starting point is 00:19:05 and you're just like, they're stuck on a reservation and we're going and visiting. It's like, you know what I mean? Like, you're going to a gift shop and buying a bow and arrow and these little arrows and you're like, yay, let's go back to our town and these like, other kids over there. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Exactly, these 10-year-olds are just like, hey, you fuck you, man. We don't have running water. And we're like, I'll be looking over there. Oh, yeah. Exactly. These 10 year olds are just like, hey, you fuck you, man. We don't have running water. And we're like, all right, bye. I got a soccer, I got soccer practice at four. And they're like, I don't have, fucking, I think it's one of those things where you're right, Christine.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Well, I don't, it's, people just need to start fucking having better conversations. And Christine, you're half mixed. So what would you say? I'm not doing that now on every episode, so just to stay consistent. Black Lou, as a black guy after this show, we're going to wrap this thing up. Are you going to put on a bulletproof vest in a helmet to go get your mail or? Yeah. No, I'm going to get some TV display. I don't need no mail. That's a funny thing to come in.
Starting point is 00:20:05 If we go in the next episode tomorrow, we just see the same angle, but there's like a flat screen above the door. I'm going to stop right there. Can I give it a little bit of a looter's note? Yeah, LG TV, which is what I have in my living room, which is, that's the true black. The picture is unbelievable. It's a great, great television. One thing LG is always seems to be behind everybody on Samsung, particularly is the apps. It doesn't
Starting point is 00:20:33 have the HBO Max, not an app yet on the LG TV. What's your recall? It's not an ESPN plus. Really? On the TV. No, I have to go on my PlayStation to do it out there. Am I Samsung in the bedroom? As all of those things. Jay. I was a little bit looter. Looters note. But also Samsung, unless you don't care about the apps and you have a PlayStation, then the LG is a superior picture, not a white superior picture, a superior picture. But I think it's taken us two hours, but Jay really has gotten to the issues. And that's the LG TV. Looters note.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I just say one thing. If you're living with Samsung privilege, you need to realize that your Samsung privilege was given to you. Looters note, Sonos speakers are not backwards compatible. They eventually will not update if you get an older model. So you have to keep them as current as possible if you're.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Feuders, no, don't pull any stuff out of the freezer. You're gonna have to go immediately home. It might melt. If you're robbing a best buy, I'll be honest with you. Hit the Magnolia section first. That's where all the big ticket stuff is. You gotta hit the Magnolia. I don't know why it's called that,
Starting point is 00:21:44 but that's where you're gonna find the flattest TVs and the sickest speakers. The white people that are looting stop stealing such white things surfboards and other things are going to get you caught. Yeah, it's a little obvious when you got a fucking price tag. Who broke into this REI and you go, definitely wasn't the black people. All right. Yeah. All the rock-wim and equipment gone.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Yeah. Yeah. Guys, we're out of fleece vests. And you know, I'm probably. Thank you. On Legion of Skanks, that's what the entire two-hour show, whatever I wasn't talking and other people were talking, I just kept naming things that are available to loot still because they're white things that no one's got yet
Starting point is 00:22:28 There's like Snow suits I believe also Dog sleds cross country skis get tennis clothing all ski stuff well, I mean, you know I fucking love the show even though I hate myself. I love the show and I I love you and if somebody listening Does not like the show because it wasn't a laugh riot with bits and you're sitting home and going as Dan says and he knows I'm convinced that Dan knows you're sitting right home and I'm going like sure to fuck up you fucking jerk offs Just do voices and suck our dicks. No.
Starting point is 00:23:05 No, I'm saying for Dan suck our dicks. Suck our dicks, you motherfuckers. Yeah, Dan, sorry. I'm yelling at the people preemptively. It's weird that you just vocalized everything that I feel. And then time to squeeze or post or look at social media. It's hard to think at me. Dude, you've done one of my favorite things about you ever.
Starting point is 00:23:23 It was great. I'm gonna make this funnier in, but it was something, it was definitely more lean towards what the joke I'm making. Right. It was, but you came over one day and I mean read something to me on line of, this is it, this is what I fucking hate right here. Like, Dan, really love your stuff. I hope you can do another special really soon.
Starting point is 00:23:45 I can't for your comedy. It's just like I fucking the special came out like a few months ago. It's like you want me to fucking, I think there's like turn over time and it's thing of that. I'm like, man, they said they love you and they just want to see more stuff of you.
Starting point is 00:23:58 And you go, oh, is that what they meant by that? I go, I don't know how you meant that. You read it any other way. I don't know what you put into that. I honestly almost blocked the guy because he said That's I just say no to them when they go dude You're like my thing for comic in the world. You go no, but thank you man
Starting point is 00:24:29 And they go no do you really are I'm like no? There's better man. Yeah, now then I'm like I fucking I love you guys and I love the show and I love No. I love you guys and I love the show and I love that this is where, you know, we can fucking come and talk about whatever we need to talk about, even if everyone does fucking hate me and I'll fight all of them. Mostly on Black Liu. Black Liu as a black man.
Starting point is 00:24:56 As a black man, would you say that we resolved the whole problem right here today? I think we came pretty close. Yeah, I'm going to walk outside. Do it. Am I going to walk outside? Do it with different world right now. I walk outside. I walk outside and Katie goes, what did you guys do? I go, what do you mean she goes?
Starting point is 00:25:11 It all cleared up. I know. And not only that, you guys also cured COVID. Everyone's allowed to go back. I got the call serious called while you were in the studio. You guys can go back tomorrow. All your aerobics are back. And by the way, everything's okay.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Black people are out. This, this show is saved our fucking mental lives through all of this and the fact that we even, even in a situation like this, this talk's been good, man. It's been really good for, uh, and, uh, Lou, I hope as a black man, you now understand that we're not racist. I hope we can't you understand that we're not raised. Now it's up to the rest of the world to make you feel that way. I don't know, but you know, I'm, you know, Jacob, I don't know about Jake. Jacob's gone for Florida. Jacob's gone for for it. He might have this the fucking
Starting point is 00:25:58 Zimmerman twitch, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, you need the patrol gated communities with a loaded nine. Oh, I'm saying black Lewis. Self-in-abrest person. Oh, I'm saying black Lewis, don't wear your hoodie into the studio when it's dark. Arizona, Arizona ISTs make me jumpy. Black, blue on behalf of white people. All the whites.
Starting point is 00:26:20 All the whites? Sorry. Sorry. I'll say this. We'll go about it. You go. Take a run at one store, go are they take it run at one store, dude Just take it run at one store you want to loot one store. I'm gonna look away from that because you're my boy Shoppers we I did have that conversation with my wife I was like, you know, I know it's fucked up and wrong, but like we all have dreams of having like a bit a nice
Starting point is 00:26:40 Basement with seven TVs in it like Real from me to pull past a target. Yeah, you could probably get your white you could probably get your white wife to go there and help you guys get a couple of five finger discounts over at West Alme or something. Such a whitewash looting dream. By the way, stop by Craton barrel. Get a kitchen set. Break into a pure one imports.
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