The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Himbos Podcast w/ Josh Adam Meyers & Justin Silver feat. Laura Desiree

Episode Date: September 5, 2022

The Bonfire Presents: Himbos with Josh Adam Meyers & Justin Silver! Today's episode: Sexpert Laura Desiree teaches the Himbos about orgasms, ED, threesomes, and music during humping.Making Himbros and Bimbros More AwesomeThought Himbos were nothing more than one dimensional, womanizing, egomaniac gym rats with sick tans? Well get ready to have the hair pomade slapped off your meticulously sculpted dome-quaff as self prodding comedians Josh Adam Meyers and Justin Silver redefine the term, taking you on a hilarious journey of self improvement for the body, mind and soul. Join them and their guests as they explore dating, fitness, personality tests, expert makeovers, anti aging protocols, philosophy, sex and science with their heartfelt banter that reveals the real sinue beneath the Himbo Physique@JoshAdamMeyers www.JoshAdamMeyers.com@IAmJustinSilver www.IAmJustinSilver.comStream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

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Justin Silver, how you doing, buddy? I'm good, buddy. That theme song makes you want to do like the rosy Perez intro dance from Do the Right Thing. It is the song that keeps on giving, man. Buddy, I worked out to it the other day. Really? Yeah.

JITEPYR. Buddy, PR's fucking pump, like nothing. Really? You never seen the dudes in my neighborhood were like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You just the same workout every time he goes in there. You do muscle ups and Hercules chain push ups.

Wait, can I tell you the most himbo thing that I did? Because I haven't been able to do muscle ups because I need like a certain bar to do them. Like if the bar's too thick, I can't do them. Yeah. So I ordered, you know how like you wouldn't been able to do muscle ups because I need like a certain bar to do them like if the bar is too thick I can't do them. Yeah, so I ordered you know how like you wouldn't be able to do them like a normal chin up bar in your house. I ordered a fucking a frame pull-up bar that's gonna take up my entire living room so I can start to do them in the apartment. That's incredible. Right. Yeah. That's commitment. I'm so proud of you. That's commitment or disorder. I'm not gonna apologize. I'm a doctor. Dude, I'm looking at the angel's body behind you on the screen right now. Yeah, that's commitment. I'm so proud of you. That's commitment or disorder. I'm not gonna apologize I'm a constant dude. I'm looking at the angel's body behind you on the screen right now. Yeah, I Not a gay man, but let me say

Dude holy shit. That's the black me You look nothing like that. What do you look nothing like dude? Don't even try to do even try to what dude you what the clothes will come off right now He's six foot two. You're four foot eight. Excuse me. Dude. The angelo is five foot seven look I want it looked up right now. I waited I Christine doesn't make a difference doesn't make it He's five minutes black dude his muscles are more defined than you. There's no way a white guy can even have Close to the definition that a black okay now. I'm getting upset Christine pull up pull up pull up the pull up the the Justin fitness picture, please. I know they're on there

They're on there. All right. All right Literally on your Instagram looking for you doing muscle ups with chains. No look at those There's the ones there's the ones from the fitness magazines that I've done. But this is me being too vain. I accept it. The Angelo's hotter than me. Yeah, just chill out, dude. All right, let's go relax.

Let's go around the room, though, because we have our incredible cast of characters. We have the one and only black king, black Lou. There's the king, buddy. So, we have on our female voice of reason, and one of the main reasons we're fucking here Christine Evans Mama bear But I am a bisexual slut It's on the ones and twos DJ Lewitsky oh

Dripping with sexuality all over that board Oh, glue. Dripping with sexuality all over that board. And after we tackled, what I feel is a subject matter that all of the hymbrose and bimbrose is the time. You nailed it that time. You keep changing whatever they're called. I have not. I have not.

I have not. Loo, Loo's saying I have not. Don't forget about black, black, black. Loo, he's picking on me today, Loo. He's picking on me. Did I change it Lou? I never changed it Thank you. We have blim bros. We have chin bros Christine I can't watch myself on repeat doing muscle ups. I can focus at the same time African ecuidim bros Well, we handled a subject that I think really was a great opener And I think the next thing

that a lot of the the hymbrose were asking us online was to find out about sex. Yes. And find out if we if what we do is up to par also of what they do. There's so many questions out there as far as what to do in the bedroom. How to meet a girl is squirting water. Is it pay like is it pay? Like, is it Gatorade? We have no idea.

I think what you were trying to say to my him, brother, is that this is a self-improvement podcast and a podcast about growth and learning. And today we're going to do some learning. I think that's what you said. That's 100% what I'm saying. Wow, we're so in sync. I love you. I love you too, but I feel bad. Can I kiss you. Can I kiss you on the mouth? No, please let me I called up A good friend of mine that is what I would call an incredible

Expert in the world of dating sex Everything Ladies and gentlemen my good friend Laura Desiree Welcome to the show. We're so glad to have you here. Thank you. Thank you. What a thrill. Yeah You she has an extent. I asked you to send me your bio, and it was a dossier So I don't know if you want to rattle it off Josh or you just want to you want to do yourself Laura We want to hear you all right yourself. How you know problem? I mean this is exactly, you want to do yourself Laura? We want to hear, we want to hear yourself. You all right yourself Laura? And how you are. No problem.

I mean, this is exactly what I love to do is to sit and talk about sex and all things about the psychology of it, the physicality of it. I've made a life of it. I'm a 11 sex journalist, and I conduct all kinds of investigations and deep dives doing interviews with specialists and people with unique sexual lives.

And I do all of this for a show called Naked News. I've been doing that for six years. I also host a podcast called Licked and Loaded, which explores people with really unique stories about sex and really interesting philosophies about prioritizing pleasure, because I'm all about that. I am completely about that. I think it is an essential part of leading a happy, healthy life. Shit, my brain and my body are fucking moist right now.

Excellent. This is the best thing to get. To take my skin just and hard, it is not. So far, this is his fifth erection in our two shows. You're healthy, that's excellent. I'm very, I'm very very I'm a very old man Well, I have a lot of questions for you. I know DJ lose got questions Christine Black Kings got some questions for you. We got fan questions. How do you want to kick this off?

I'm the first because you seem like just like last week dude. You seem way more excited about this I'm a little boy. I feel like I have an idea of what I'm doing in the bedroom like I feel like I have an idea of what I'm doing in the bedroom like That any woman is let you have sex with them. I Are my sexy very okay? I said that from the beginning came up the elevator and I said my god Can keep your hands up in the elevator? You're in the short Jewish guys who fetch me coffee? Yeah, exactly, I'm down for it. I'm down for it.

Hit it with the first question. Is it we? Okay, so it is what I did. Yeah. We got a lot of questions on social media. We got a lot of questions to our email address and then some of those they just kind of compiled and then I just did like a search of like what people

want to know and it mixed those with stuff that I wanted to. So one of the things was how porn has become like the main form of sex ed, right? And I have my opinions about this, but I wanted to lower as a news and everybody's opinions about it. What are the pros and cons of that?

I have this conversation almost on a weekly basis, talking to both porn performers and people that look at the education system and try and build curriculum that provides accurate sex education. So what I've gathered from this is the pros, the only two pros I can think of. Good, because I could only think of two also. Oh, interesting.

The only two I could find were that it gives you a small variety of what genitalia looks like. That is provided by watching pornography. It also gives you a small variety of the kinds of sexual acts that can happen in all kinds of settings. I mean, a lot of people think, oh, there's, you know, maybe five or ten positions. You do get an understanding the deeper you go into whether it's the tube sites or whether you're on Google searches. You get an understanding of exactly what's out there and what's turning people on. Wait, hold on a second.

There's more than three positions. So, Josh, let's go through. It's missionary, Michagi, her on top. That's, and then there's the new, and then there's lazy doggy style, which where she lays on her stomach, and then you lay flat on top of her. And then you don't, you don't have a jackknife, it like her leg kind of up, so you get like the boob on the side and the ash jiggle and it's a little cron Very big it makes the squish. No, I don't do jackknife. Come on

You get it you get an understanding of other things turning people on like my number one porn search is dudes hooked up to milking machines Dude took a mine too or the thing that you would milk a cows utter with DJ black lose got a question on this. Go ahead, Blackloo. I just want to see it. I think that was even a real thing. Yeah, if they're held against their will, even better. Right?

The idea of it continuing to perform a sucking motion after orgasm. This is available, people. So the thing is, if there's couples or there's people who are like, you know what, let's say I'm a little tentative to try some sort of thing, we can go on to porn and kind of look at this and get ourselves a little bit more comfortable with it, familiarize ourselves and be like, oh, we could try this kind of stuff.

Like expose your therapist. Expose it there. But so, but then, but like how comfortable are women to us bringing a new move in? Because if we're like, they'll have an idea, especially if you're in a relationship, like they'll know that we're watching porn. Okay, you're gonna, maybe I'm an extremely forward thinking person. I know I am and I'll just own that.

You think? You think? Laura, when you came in, I was gonna say, you're an extremely forward thinking person. I just wanna say that I was gonna say that. This is gonna be the message that keeps coming up again and again, it's like, if you don't talk about it ever, it grows and becomes a bigger,

scarier conversation to have down the line. Right. So there's some serious fucking realities we watch porn. That's a reality. I stopped, but I'll talk about that in a second. Keep going. You stopped completely. Yeah.

Okay, well, I'd love to know. I mean, except for yesterday, I had a little hiccup, but don't worry. No, I did stop. It's such a natural pastime, especially in our culture today. And so the idea that we're not allowed to pull inspiration from it is absolutely ridiculous. Agreed with you on that front. So I think that's something people just need to get over. What are some of the negatives then?

That porn literacy is not, it doesn't exist with a lot of young people watching porn. They still look at it because it's their only option for sex education. They look at it as a manual for how to interact, for how human beings touch each other and what pleasure is created by, which is not true. Obviously, we know it's an industry that is an entertainment industry. It's made to be entertaining the same way that Hollywood movies are made. They're not meant to be a guidebook for how you get someone off. I always say porn is to real sex, like WWE wrestling is to a real fight.

And my theory is on it and chime in on it. This is what I think. I remember when I was a kid and you tell me about this. I remember at 12, you had a magazine, or you would get one of your friend had one, so your imagination is still at play. And then if you went to a video store, you'd have to be the guy who had to be cool enough to give it to you, you got the video, you watched it.

There was this whole thing that led into the development of my sexuality. If I was 12 now and I had high speed and not only and also like how extreme the categories have gone now, it's like okay, if I was 12 years old and I had access in the palm of my hand in my phone to like unlimited searches for every cat my fucking head would explode. And then you know you do the research on like how this desensitizes kids, and then it's sort of like when they get in front

of a real life person, they're used to seeing a hundred pairs of breasts instead of just one pair of breasts. And then there's like, they have like, EV problems, and it's also so geared toward like the male orgasm. So they think that like, this hard sort of penetration was what's gonna get women.

Like this is all crap. Am I right about that? But it's very influential. You watch that stuff and you go this, this is the building blocks, the understanding the rules of the world. Do they still teach sex at school? Yeah, I had a sex ed class, I think, in seventh grade or eighth grade, I don't remember

ever having one in high school. And it was all abstinence-based. Everything was just about not having sex. Yeah, we had a gym teacher who would have a baseball bat in his hand and slap it while he was talking. He's like, hey, you want to go have sex? Go be cool. You want to be cool.

I think it's cool to play with a ball on a bat. That was sex education in New York City schools. I remember going to put us all in the cafeteria and then they closed the windows so the younger kids couldn't see it. And then they ate you. Well, that was after lunch. But before it was like, they went through and I remember it was like a whole week of stuff.

So most kids, I don't know what you're saying, is like are kids getting that still? Or is there introduction, either what? Well, it's funny because they're learning important. A lot of parents expect it from the school system to provide that. But a lot of the school systems are saying, hey, you know what, that is something that's a matter

in the home and that's how parents want to communicate that to their children. So, you know, it's a difficult thing to navigate. I mean, did you ever get the talk from your parents? I remember being walked out to a baseball diamond to be told about sex by my parents and I ran as fast as I could. Your dad's my gym teacher?

I ran as fast as I could. So the attempt had to be made on a road trip where all the power locked doors went down at once and we were on the road and then the talk about sex happened because you couldn't run anywhere. Gotcha. Right. I avoided it. I remember me. I remember asking my mom what an orgasm was and she just went She goes you know when you sneeze and you're going Achoo she said yeah, I said yes. She goes it's that and you're penis It's like and but let me tell you I was like she nailed it she nailed it. It's exactly what it feels like now As a Jewish man, it feels like a big sneeze in my penis Josh It's very pleasurable though. I self-induced sneezing sometimes just because it's so pleasurable

You love the winner then Yeah, you're just trying to get post nasal drip all year round So people have this question how to men deal with ED or premature ejaculation? I know I know I know blue choose like a big thing, but I want to know it's like, okay, well, I think I think as far as like, like how do you deal with it with the girl more than anything? Because I think the older we get, you're gonna lose it. Because if you lose it once, I lost it, because any time I'm in a long-term relationship

and it's just you get so used to the same three positions. Like I said, you just, it just gets boring. And, and then you fight and all that shit gets brought in. So it's just you're stacked up with baggage. And then, you know, you're just not in the mood, but that's ideally what keeps the relationship going. It's, it's bonding, dude. There's so many reasons for ED to become reality in men's lives. I mean, yes, of course, just, you know, getting older and health may be taking a turn, different directions. But there's also huge psychological pressure that we put that you guys put on yourself. I don't have a dick, but you guys put this incredible pressure on your dick to do it all. I don't have

a dick. Do you ever question if sometimes it's a, maybe a psychological matter? It's 100% psychological. It's never. Could be steering you out of your hardest firmest ready to rock. There's been times, absolutely, if I'm with somebody for the first time.

And I, and I've, as I've grown up, I've like just learned how to like talk my, like get myself through this, or if like if I'm really excited about someone, I'm like fuck, pressure's on. And it's gonna gonna be like it'll be hard to get up hard to get up And then it's like I'm just gonna like just give me like a minute with this and I'll hang out and then like the intimacy And then the fooling around and then the the the four play will lead back up to it again And it's like I'll just pleasure her a different way and just if you're just sort of cool and relaxed about it

It's like I know the next time it's gonna be fine. But I think there's even more mental stuff that goes along with it. Sure, sure. Which is like, because if you lose it, and then you're like, how do you say that to a girl that your dick's going out dente? I mean, you don't have to say it. You don't have to say it. We know.

We feel it. We feel it. And then, you know, with some women, you go, oh my god, was that something I did? Is that something he's dealing with? But, you know, and women get self-conscious about it too. Sometimes they take it on that they're like, oh, I'm not attractive because he got soft, right? And you have a guy trying to like fuck you with a half-hard dick, and it's like not working and the guy's uncomfortable. He doesn't want to admit that it's not working. Like, it's a whole awkward situation all around.

Could I give a simple solution? Tape in a popsicle stick. Is that? Also do you think that at your age, and you're, you know, your ages in your 40s, would you find that premature ejaculation or not being able to finish is a bigger problem? Yes, no, I think it's, I think it's not being able

to finish because I've never, I've been premature since ever. I've never, I've been prematurezons ever. I've never, that's never been it. Go ahead, Laura. Before we get to premature ejaculation, you're a little early on it. Back to ET. Yes.

The amount of options that you guys have. I love when you keep a track. It's unbelievable. Please list. It is unbelievable that the incredible distance we've gone to make medical options available for men as discrete and as fucking fast as possible. You guys have really no excuse if you want to try the medical round.

Tell us. I mean, Viagra. Viagra, but there are delivery services. I'm in my, yeah, new rx.com. These people will literally mail you the enhancement drugs in the most discrete fast will do it same day delivery. Can I also just a tip because I'm big on Viagra just to all the him bros out there just to all the him bros out there. If you are going to

start taking Viagra, get some neo-seneferin or some afferin. Oh, you told me about this. Because you aren't gonna be able to breathe out of your nose. So you'll be able to fuck, you'll be rock hard, but you'll be, I took one once. For you to, I took one once when I broke up with my long-term girlfriend and I was gonna be

with someone else for the first time. This is like in my 20s. And all I remember was that I'm so flush and having a fucking rock hard dick for two days I couldn't come I think I took too much. Yes, because I always look I love Viagra I wish I had Viagra like this was a to all the listeners out there man Like if you are having issues in your in a long-term relationship as it's affecting your relationship Like do what Lara is saying, go out and order some Sialis, whatever it is that works for you.

And don't be ashamed to take it. Like it's bettude, don't you wanna go in there with a biggie thickie? Yeah, buddy. You want the thickest, fullyist, angliest. I wanna, I wanna Fausters beer can. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Fausters. It's Australian for them now. I want a I want a foster's beer can Fosters it's Australian for better now. I also by the time we finish doing this podcast Whoever longs goes on I want to see if my dick's bigger than yours. I really want to On his phone I'm dealing with a lot right now. I don't want I don't want to Guys, it's a full episode this would be the episode dude. I've never been harder in a podcast I want to fuck it's my big dick so everybody can ready fucking now Is it okay to talk to the person that you're with because I always feel shame in like to have to time it perfectly So we're finishing dinner like I got a 20 minute walk back to the apartment. Totally, but if you want it to be no stress, if you want to enjoy it for what it is

and you're in that place with your partner where you do have open dialogue, why don't you just frame it as, hey, let's get this Viagra going tonight. I'm gonna pop a pill tonight, let's have some fun. Let's do it. Why not just make it obvious? Why do you have to hide it and be like,

I have to time this and I'm dripping sweat and I'm freaking out. And I can't breathe through my fucking nose. Why don't you just say, hey, I'm thinking of trying something tonight. Are you down for it? I want to try some Viagra. The same feeling I get when I take Viagra on a date is the same way I felt when I used to take oxy cotton. I'd be like, all right, I got a show and a half. I want to live in Pondas. I want to live in Madam up the sweat, make sure nobody knows. Okay. Oh, Josh is an erection junkie. Like, just make it an event and have a good time.

Be like, you know what we're doing tonight? We're going to try this out and see what happens to the sex we have. Like, why not? But even, what if they, what if, but if they find out and you haven't framed it like that, what do you say in that situation? The same thing just like,

oh, I just want this to be super fun for us. I want to keep going. I want to keep it a secret. No, I mean, I don't think you could do that like every time. So I'm gonna say you're gonna make the panic worse for yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, live in secrets. I'm a Russian spike That's how a lot of us feel about sexuality. Do you want a heaven election? You don't need to know with this game Do you want see Alice tonight? Let's get party started now bend over we make push above baby I have biggy thickie tonight. Let's make happen. Whatever he hits, he destroys. Other ways though, is take account your diet. What are you eating? Are you living a physically active life? Like honestly, if you keep blood pumping in your body

through like a great cardiovascular routine, if you're doing things to keep the blood healthy in you, it's fitness baby. I'm serious. Yeah, nice and fitness. Like vitamin D's. I would love to find out who is a better blood flow in their dick between me and you. Josh, how can we find this out? Because we're going to do scientific experiments on this show.

You don't think I'm going to find us a blood dick pressure doctor to come in on this fucking show? Do you think I wasn gonna find us a blood dick pressure doctor to come in on this fucking show. You'll find out the thing I wasn't gonna do that. You'll find out the science of the dick. I'll find out the philosophy behind love. Obviously. Just keep your heart healthy. Keep those flowways open so that like you can get it down there and it can stay happy and and and heart. You know what?

You need like a Laura in your head in the bedroom. She's so supportive. She's so supportive. I mean, she's gonna, yeah, she's gonna be in my head in the bedroom But I'm saying she's so supportive and encouraging because she rules. Yeah, I told you did yeah, you did tell me Laura's the ship premature adjaculation Okay, yes edging Go you need to try edging get comfortable with holding off from climaxing. Also put a couple barriers on your dick,

whether it's quite honestly strap a condom on there and try jerking off with it, whether it's put a couple towels around it, just try a couple of towels. A towel, squeeze it tight. What a couple, I don't know. You want to fuck a fee fee? I don't know, we got a decent style here.

A couple of towels. But, you know, try edging. Try edging. Try edging. So was that me, listen to the, listen to you two's third album. That might help. That's a bad job.

That's a bad job, I got it, I got it. But that practice in itself, it's something you can do on your own and not wait to be in the arena that actually fucking somebody to say, oh my god, am I gonna be able to hold it off? This time try edging. Yeah. Listen, I find, and I don't know if you have this experience

because we both take credit them, and I love taking credit. Credit them, I can go forever. And if I put a column on, it's the opposite, because I like, I'm firmly aware of like, get tested with your partner, find out whatever birth control that they're on, I like to do that kind of thing, because I don't like to wear columns, and if I do,

it is a way different story. I'm like, this is gonna, like, I was like, you know, have a book to read while I'm fucking you, because this is gonna take a while. I wanna, well I'm curious, what are you doing the situation when you can't come? I don't pressure myself on it, I'm like, all right. Again, pressure.

I'm like, I don't wanna know what you do. I don't wanna ask him in. You, you pick with us, you. But, yeah, you right. Again, pressure. I don't want to know what you do. I don't want to answer you, man. You, you ubiquitous you. But, yeah, ubiquitous you. Lose not. Well, then you're not, you're not getting the kind of activity, the kind of interaction that gets you off. So you need to use your voice and make a couple directions.

Hey, if that's not working for you and not getting you off, then you need to state the pleasure you want. You need to stop it right there, and it doesn't need to be a verbal thing. It could just be you taking control and saying, we're gonna switch positions. All right, so what I need you to do is I need you to pinch my nipples

and start talking like Fuzzy Bear. Way into that shit. Tot. Way into like a nipple pinch. I'm like, let me tell you something. I love as like a relationship's building up, like as that stuff starts to open up a little more. Because I'm kinky.

I like kinky shit, but it's like, it's to be easy into I like nip I like my nipples being pins I like a lot of spitting in my I like all that you know that you know it's great about the show You know what's great about it you know it's great about the show you know it's great about this show Your heart is opening your heart is gonna open as a result of this show you're gonna open up more is it You're a beautiful blossoming flower, and the Josh flowers are opening up more and more and more. Take me there. Great.

Okay, so E.D., we got that. Christine, any input on this? Do you ever experience this kind of thing? You guys, I don't know. I don't mean you and Jay. I'm just saying, you have any input on this kind of thing? I've experienced that. I've had a lot of drunken hookups,

and guys I thought they had like small dicks Where then I hooked up with them again, and I was like oh is dick wasn't small He just like wasn't all the way hard last time totally kind of like you kind of figured that out And good mention of intoxication by the way, oh That's that's gonna just you know snap your dick in half. It's not dick. Yeah drunk dick alcohol dick It's not yeah drunk dick alcohol dick Hmm Oxydick was fucking I was always You could fucking fucking fucking fucking

He feels so good and you can never come you just feeling you're in a warm bath and a warm bath But oh what I was saying about the great this create them have that effect on you to Josh No, oh, oh, it may like I'll last forever on that. We take different brands, that's why. I don't know, I think it's all sourced from the same place. A lasting forever and not being able to come. I don't need sex to last forever. Can I just say that? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it needs to be this huge event. Like I've had great seven minute sex in my life. I've had great five minute sex in my life. Quickies of the bomb.

They're amazing and we expect so much of ourselves to last for, you know, in a turn it's just not necessary. But did you get off in those seven minutes? Absolutely. Okay, but what about, what about, what if the girl, like, you know, you know, you know, like, I, like, me and Justin both know, we could probably go like 10, 15 minutes,

but the girl might, you know, could take longer. So are we, like, it's our goal in the beginning of sex is like, let's get you off and then I'll get off. Yeah, that's such a checklist approach. That's such a, it's too routine at that point. Sure. And I know that, of course, I would hope that you guys want to see your partner pleasure. Yeah.

That's the thing that gets me off the mode is like, I'm way, that was one of the questions. I'm way into the female orgasm and the importance of it, but without the pressure of like, you need to come or I didn't feel like I didn't do my job. Like, not with that, but I'm like, I also, I just love doing it. I love going down, like I'm way into that.

So, yeah, yeah, Lou? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, the black Kings into it. Yeah, we got one of the only blackings that it's into it really that's what I that's the culture It is the culture. Yeah, I heard about that in social studies Best pussy eating I ever had was from black guy well Unbelievably Unbelieve the enthusiasm Knowing you knowing you is probably someone like Cornell West.

Like, all right, let me get up in here with this beautiful white woman. It's a bit of enthusiasm. You know, that's something you can feel through an interaction, beyond words, it's enthusiasm. The same way that you make out with someone hungrily and you attack them. I want them my pussy. Yes, yes, lip biting. Yeah, no. I like my chin in it.

Like, before you get down there and just pull the hood back on the clip and start ramming and trying to, you know, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot the right morse code, before you do that, can you just make out with my pussy the same way that you make out with my mouth? Yeah, the size of the, you know, the inner thigh areas go from the back a little. I like the crease under the butt where the butt hits the back of the thigh. I'll spend a few minutes. Be kind of obsessed with it. Yeah, buddy.

You look like you. Dude, I knew you were a taint liquor. By the way, by the way, I have to say, when a chick does that, when a chick like gets to press her tongue on your tape and like, do it, I'm like, Disgur, I don't know who had you before me, but God bless them, like thank you. Okay, thank you. Okay, I don't know this is off topic, but.

I doubt it, it's because it's like, so I just started getting into a little bit of, a little bit of scudal in your doodle. You know what I mean? I'm real, I don't know, I'm just me cleaning it up everybody. Like, how do you ask a girl to start playing with your, like the guys' butthole?

You say, you know what I like? Yeah. You know what I like? Yeah. And then you tell her what you like. Should I say, should I say, can you put your finger in my butt or should I say, you want to put your Scootle in my doodle? That's a Josh and Myers wave, you know that?

I think it's gonna take it. If she's down there already, it's very easy to just put that on the table as saying it's something you like, not something you insist upon or something you require or do it right now unless that's the dynamic. But if it's something that you like and you're being pleasure in that moment, then it's your purpose, it's your job to say, you know what else I like. And mention it, because you're in the pursuit of your own pleasure, my friend.

Yes, I am. I am great movie with Will Smith. Josh, finger or tongue? Are we talking on the finger? I don't want anybody putting their tongue on my butt. Do my butt hole looks like a jellyfish needs? Can I say something? Yeah, dude.

There's creams for that. 42 years old. There's creams for that. I'm just getting health insurance again. Looks like a rusty sheriff's bed. It's just Josh got a Josh got a loose balloon. That's cool. It is in bad shape. Yeah, it looks like Mickey Rorx face. It's still worthy of love. Mine looks like a cat's asshole. It's just a dot. Oh, yours is probably a dot party. You don't have hemorrhoids, and if you do,

you've wanted to go on to the doctor, you've had them taking care of. You have a specialist. I have a chicks ass. I've done a couple pictorials for hustler, and I always love what they do with my asshole. They just make it. Have you.

Tinyest. I'm not gonna look at those. Laura is like, dude, I met you at the comedy store, and I remember there was a drum girl was like licking your titty, and you just had it out in front of Sunset Boulevard. Jala. She actually took me to my first sex party here

in New York City. And I feel like, can I tell this quick story? This is like, of course, yeah. This is so great. Because like, she shows a gorgeous dress in like perfect sex party wardrobe. I don't even remember. You look like you were in like the underground series.

Was that underworld? Underworld. Yeah. Yeah. Very like your vampire killer. Yeah. Matrix style. Yeah.

And we walk in and there's beds everywhere. It's this beautiful like apartment in Soho. I mean gorgeous dude This thing's by 10 million dollars. There's people everywhere gorgeous people milling around There's a bunch of beds and she tells me like you know dress. She's like where's something black? Yeah, so I she gives me this medallion to where she opens up my shirt and she gives me this medallion to wear I do I literally looked like list at from interview with a vampire I'm waiting for this story walking around just like it and I was so proud of you because that's you know advanced very Advanced very advanced and I had no idea what your comfort level would be walking in there

I had no idea what your reaction would be and quite honestly, you know Sometimes it's a risk to bring someone like you into a space like that because I don't I got a vouch for you Dude, I don't know how space like that, because I got a vouch for you, dude. I don't know how you're gonna be. You know I'm a, I'm, yeah, I'm chill. I wasn't like going like, no, no, no, no. And I think a lot of people realize

once they get into that environment that if you go to a sex party, it doesn't mean that you have to fuck. You're not, you're not like there and it's like get your dick out. It can just be part of the four play of like you guys getting turned on and then at least and then you go home you go fucking bananas. I want to know that with your story. I did get I did get recognized. She did leave me there but I

did it. I did get recognized like somebody came up to me goes what's up my homie. I was like come on man. Come on. While he was blowing you in a job. No, no, but while she set me up with this other girl, she introduced me these other group of girls and they were like, oh yeah, and then they just kind of laid me down in this bed. And one of them started giving me a blowjob. And I mean, there's people everywhere, dude.

Like, milling around, talking to hear people be like, I just lost 100,000 in Dogecoin. And I was like, what? And you can hear the stock tips and shit. You know, Jewish sex party? Dude, but then, do Justin, then this dude, I mean, dressed, he's like six, five blonde hair, East and European guy in like latex later, Hozen,

just turns around and starts staring at me. A van, a van, dude. This is like, you can just hear the techno, like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do trying to like, he's looking at me and you know the way that like when you're in a car and a homeless guy comes up to ask for money and he just goes like, I don't see him. I know he's there but I do not see him. The guy just, he's looking at me and then eventually I look up at him and he goes, looks like you're having so good time. Yes. Oh, we got Lou back.

Dude, the whole five to say, the whole time on this show, you can edit this out if you want. We've had tech problems, so we haven't had our fucking baby boy DJ Lou, but DJ Lou is back to fucking sexy it up. Y'all. And then he goes, you like it? And then he goes, you have the nice penis. Do some duff and then walks out. Do those guys, by the way, if you're like the European pawns, when they're like, y'all, y'all, oh, I'm going to come, I'm going to, I'm going to.

I don't watch a European pawn. I haven't watched it in such a, I haven't watched it in a while. I like a American. Yeah, you quit pawn. I quit for yesterday. That's exactly right. Can I ask this question? Yeah, jump in.

Okay, so we talked about this. So how do couples keep the heat alive? Yes. That initial, intense passion wears off, especially after they've had kids. Well, here's my thing, not to go into is that's killed every relationship that I've ever been in is the lack of sex because it just it gets, it gets repetitive. And I mean, I mean, I've been with girls that,, even there were girls that were like really adventurous. It's still just the, I know them like, once I'm, if it's actually if I'm living with the girl, it's like, I know when you poop.

Right. Do you know what I mean? So it becomes too comfortable. You become too casual with each other. And a lot of that sexual excitement starts to wear off because you're in each other's zones all the time. You're sharing a space. Here is a hardcore reality, ready? It starts to wear off because you're in each other's zones all the time. You're sharing a space.

Here is a hardcore reality, ready? Relationships are work. Monogamy is not for everyone. I agree with that a hundred percent. So, a lot of the times, again, we feel that our love life has to go a certain way because this is the way the rest of the world's love lives go. You find that person, you stick with them, you have some kids with them and you're stuck with them for the rest of life and you have to get all of your sexual satisfaction from them and how unfair is that to you and to them?

So ask yourself, do I still want to be in this? Is this still a relationship that is satisfying me in every other way? Can we work on the sexual connection? So of course there are some very classic ways of like trying roleplay, doing it outside of the bedroom, taking a sex vacation. There's a million of those, you know, very sex vacation. You want to go fuck at six flags? I mean, it's not a bad idea. I took Molly on the Gravitron. Of course he did.

Of course I did, I'm a fucking him though. I took XC when to see Black Eyed Peas. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like Jane, Christine. I feel like you guys have this kind of nail down because you do your swing shit. So it's like, I feel like that's such a great thing for couples.

Yeah, go off with, because I wanna know, how do you even present that? When me and Jay first started dating, we talked about what we want out of a sex life. So it was brought up in a way where both of us were kind of not people that were necessarily trying to be monogamous, and it still didn't happen for a while.

We were together for years before we actually did something with someone else. You know what I mean? But it was always kind of there that it was like on the table. So you know, we'd like, I remember we had this girl that worked at a bar that we'd like flirt with all the time and we ended up hooking up with another girl

before we like went back to that girl. Once we had hooked up with a girl for real, I actually knew how to present that to a different girl. You know what I mean? So it was something that was just eased into, but we were upfront about what we wanted from the beginning. It feels like it has to enhance your connection and your sexual attraction with each other. Yeah, it's also like- It's supposed to be like, oh, I get to cheat. You know what I mean? That's like that line is gotta be very clear.

It's not all fun and games, and it's not necessarily easier than a monogamous relationship. Like it's not like yes, you get to have sex with other people that brings in a whole other plethora of issues and problems and things. Yeah, there could be a lot of anxiety about that. Yeah, there could be a lot of anxiety about that. Yeah, there could be a lot of anxiety about that.

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You got to talk about it, especially with a partner, especially with someone you're trying to make it work with. And Jamie are also both people that really love casual sex. Like in our private lives, you know, like I've always like sleeping with strangers. That's kind of, I like sleeping with strangers more than I like sleeping with people that know me, that are in my world, that I have to like see all the time. It's not really my thing. So we know that we can have sex casually out there,

but we don't want to date other people at all. Like that's not a thing and I've had things, you know, sometimes like girls get a little too, I'm like, well you guys are certainly texting a lot. That's what exactly what I was saying. I'm like, where the fuck is this bitch? Like when she knew about your day? I mean, we're out of time day. It's reality of it.

And that's more, you know, that's, like I like watching him fuck woman. It's live porn, you know, like it's, it's the other stuff that gets more complicated than the sex. That, that I wouldn't be into. I wouldn't be into watching, I wouldn't be into watching Nolo, right? I wouldn't be into watching my chicken fuck.

I'm like a pac- That's cuckling, man. I'm like, I'm not fuck. I'm like a pac- That's cuckling, right? I'm like, I'm not into, I'm like a passionate dumb. You know what I'm saying? I'm not into watching like a chicken fuck. Someone that I'm into. It's also, but that is one of the biggest genres of porn and fantasy that exists out there, right?

Cuckling is huge. Yeah, not my- Were you ever into like, fucking a girl with another guy? Like, was that something that you've ever done? I did it. Why me, we talked about it on the show. You know what you're saying? Oh yeah, everybody's,

I did it once. Jay and his friends all loved it, fuck you. I'm, I'm, dude, I gotta be honest with you. I'm, I'm one on one. I like it's like, I like fucking heavy eye contact. I like a lot of loot, black losing to. I like like a lot of kissing, a lot of mouth. I like dude, I'm not, I think missionary is the best

because you get the most stuff. Oh, for it. Dude, forehead to forehead. I like dirty talk. I like like dirty talking like right up. I like it like passion. You know what I'm just like, tell me I don't know how to train dogs.

Yeah. Tell me I'm a bad dog trainer. Yeah. What, bro, I'll give brootist commandsutus commands while I'm like, you like that? You like that Brutus switch. You make him switch to the other side. Down boy. Down boy. No, no, that's him, not me. Not me.

What am I like? I'm like, give me a little scoot or a hang-o. Give me a flim flim. How you doing? I like all that stuff too. I also like, you know, sex with new, exciting people. But yeah, but everyone's got to fucking know yourself. That's like the theme of last one. You also like, you know, sex with new, exciting people. But yeah, but it's good. Everyone's got to fucking know yourself.

That's like the theme of last one. You gotta know who you are. Yeah, you gotta, and you have to be comfortable is what I'm getting from. You have to be comfortable and confident in the bedroom and you have to be open to what you like and not, and don't do something you don't like, you know, and be okay with telling somebody, I don't like that.

But it sounds like communication is, like there's a lot of guys who are not comfortable. There's a women who are not comfortable. The takeaway I'm getting telling somebody, I don't like that. But it sounds like communication. There's a lot of guys who are not comfortable. There's a women who are not comfortable. The takeaway I'm getting from, like, Laura's like, listen, the more vocal you are open and honest about this, without sounding like a fucking therapy session. No, that's what leads the way to comfort

and then it shit opens up more. That's right, if you don't need to drop the one light bulb like a fucking interrogation scene and make it the most intense conversation you've ever sat for. I would cheat my mouth. You know, it just does not need to be that. Start talking about that.

I think you're hot-pouring me. Yeah, just start talking about sex with the people you want to have it with. I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything like that. Yeah, how early is it in a relationship to bring that out like immediately? You wanna go to dinner, please poo on. Yeah, I don't mind my whole take- Should we get some appetizers?

So I'd like to be festive, just let you know. I can only speak for myself and I am someone that likes to talk about sex a lot, obviously, and that's how it's pluses and minuses. I've been told before, you know what? I don't know if I like this. You're like way too old. Guys get intimidated by you.

You care about his sex. And all I hear is you're talking about sex. And everything's about sex. Well, it's genuine curiosity of mine. And it's also my work and my... The man get intimidated by you? Oh, yeah. Of course.

I'm six feet tall. And I'm loud with a vocabulary about sex and, you know, like, yes, it do with it. She looks like Bridget Nielsen if she never did an opium show. Yeah. She does. Luz got questions. He's chomping at the bit. Go ahead.

A couple of questions I was hoping you could help enlighten the hymbrose and bimbrose. Yeah, I think it's gonna be settled on. Black bows of the light. Lume made it okay everybody. Lume made it okay. These are like two things that I learned late in life. So I was kind of hoping you could elaborate. Boys have a penis girls of a vagina. Women have three different type of orgasms. Is that true? There's yeah right now there's those three that have been discovered. Plotoral, vaginal, and blended.

And blended. How do you help a woman achieve the blended orgasm consistently? Wow. Consistently nailed that question. That is something that you have to experiment with both isolated first, right? You want to know if she is able to orgasm through penetrative sex because some women are not and quite the opposite. Some women are not able to orgasm through glitoral stimulation. So you want to find out what

the range of pleasure is in both of those styles of sex, right? So once that's been established and it might take some some testing, some trials, you know, whether that's different positions or different toys. I know we have rent on the toys from now. So you need to find out if that's possible. And then once that's possible, I mean, you got to blend it. It's pretty easy. I mean, once if you figured out the position that gets the penetrative orgasm and you know

what kind of interaction the clitoris enjoys, whether it's a wet or a rub or a tap or a slap Whatever it is start to bring those two things so you're varying the stroke much like hitting different Yeah, let's let's turn it in. Bo like you're hitting different aspects of the bicep muscle by going different Am I right with it? If she if she I'll speak for my own pleasure here. I love I love if she I'll speak for my own pleasure here. I love getting it from behind. I love Doggy. So if I'm getting... One of your three jobs?

Yeah, if I'm getting fucked in Doggy, I also really like a hand to come around and tap building up to a slap. God, you're so tall though. I have to like grow my arms. It's very challenging at times, but I'm very bendy and versatile in that way. And we're back.

Yeah. But it really, it is about not going in saying, I'm gonna build this checklist and write down every maneuver and build a route map for all, like you just can't do that. Yeah, what a woman's on a science project. Right, find out between those two orgasms, what satisfies both of them and see if they can be blended.

Because an orgasm is still great, even if it's just a penetrative one or just a clitoral one. It's still an orgasm. What's better? I, well, I like a penetrative orgasm, personally. I even know that I was going to think I would think the clitoral one. No, I'm, the clitoral one is great, but it's more explosive through my body The clitoral one is great, but it's more explosive through my body if I get the penetrative one and that's the one that often times produces the... I have to go to the bathroom. The moisture.

Christine, how about yourself? I can't come just from penetration. I wish I could. I've seen girls come from just penetration. It looks fun. Yeah. But I blended, I love, so I can have a nice blended, which is more intense than just a clitorial, even though I can't come from just

penetration, or at least not yet. I found that when I started really squeezing and clenching on whatever was in me during penetrative sex, that I was able to find this whole new range of pleasure. Like suddenly the orgasm came on so hard and so strong just by being a little more active in my own mechanism not just being the receiver of it, but being like, I'm gonna work with this thing. Can I apologize to the listeners, you just crashed their fucking cars right now?

I'm sorry. And we will pay for the damage. Well, that's like something with Jay. I love my sex life with Jay, because it's really like, he's the first guy. I mean, I started sleeping with guys when I was 16. So I spent like a decade, if not more, of my life fucking without coming. And I could come on my own, and I loved fucking, but I didn't ever have orgasms with men, with women, you know, from sex or anything.

And then with Jay, just like very quickly, like the second time we hooked up. He's a stallion. So, yeah, it's been a whole different ball game kind of with him. That's the story of so many women, by the way. Yeah. And I know that's your listener base, right? And if you guys want to know who they are, I'll give you older numbers. Don't worry about that.

Lou, you got more questions, I know. Just two more real quick ones. Wow. Stroke patterns. A lot of guys, when they start having sex, are just like, you know, how do you, how do men who are listening to this right now find a way to have better stroke patterns? Is there a certain exercise in the gym?

Is there something that you're supposed to do with your hips? Like, how do they? Yeah, what you're supposed to do with your hips? Like how do they? Yeah, what you're supposed to do is change up your music and move to it at home. Move to it at home. I don't mean fuck to it, just yet. But I mean like... You mean to theoretically?

Or you mean to say literally? No, I mean like actually like turn on an album that you like and move to it. Move to it. Find the rhythm, find the beat. It'll give you different tempos to understand what you're doing.. I could just imagine so many lists. No, somebody listsers at a sense of play and playfulness, which is what sex should be. You do not take that shit seriously. Let me ask this, like when you're giving the literal orgasm, right, this is my image,

you're giving a literal orgasm and you're the dude on top, right? When a woman's on top, you end up, like what she's doing is she's sliding her vagina like up and down, so the top version of that is tilting her pelvis forward and kind of fucking up. Listen to that, listen to This is so the bottom. It's literally like assembling IKEA furniture. I'm trying to get like, look, look, look So I'm just trying to say a woman's pelvis is tilted forward. So you're kind of like like I can make the motion with my hands right now. So I'm trying to get the listeners to kind of

yeah. Is it at my sort of on point? Are you saying if that works? I'm asking. I'm asking. That's a very you know valuable interaction in the bedroom. If you know that that you can also incorporate stimulation to the clitoris while you're also being penetrated I just wanted you say I was a good boy. That's what I want. You're very good Boy you are but but quite honestly turn on some music and like as silly as you feel Just starts winging around to it know that there are other tempos out there and yes There is a difference between hinging with bringing the entire lower half of the body up and then just hinging with the hips forward in that thrust. That one's

really good. Well, it's also flexibility. If you can, you know, widen your knees apart and, you know, scoop with just the hips. Yes, I can. In a net. Sorry, those are the thoughts of my head. That's the move right there. That is a phenomenal position if guys can work on your hip flexibility and mobility. Do we want to go to some of the fan questions? Because we could just keep going with Laura here. Let me do this one from Rich Music. Yo, Himbo's question for the sex expert.

My girl likes sucking my dick, but always gets a throat infection shortly after. It's making her want to give me toppy less often because she understandably doesn't want to deal with the frustration of strep throat symptoms. I don't have any STDs and this happens even when I shower thoroughly right before sex. The only thing she's done that helps is at all saltwater rinses after toppy any suggestions. One I love that he calls it toppy. Well, I get some num num. The fact that he says I don't have any STDs, are we sure? Let's rule that one out because gonorrhea can pass

from penis to the throat very easily. That's a real one. I know, the doctor thought I had, when I had vocal cord issues, they missed diagnosed. I'm sucking dick in the heart of the area. No, no, it was, it was like, it wasn't, it was actually just like, I was snorting drugs and not getting enough sleep,

but he was just like, you keep coming in here for the same issue. He's like, I think you should get tested, that got tested, it wasn't that. But yes, it's possible. That's that's check number one is, she needs to get a throat swab and he needs to do his own full panel testing as well. You're in in blood.

But after that, well, what does the oral sex look like? What does it feel like? Are you going really hard because it's very easy to bruise the back of the throat? Yeah, I, yeah, this guy, he's, he's, he's, he could be doing like a crazy amount of like deep throat. I face fuck that, you know, goes right back there, hard enough, fast enough, as many time, you're gonna bruise it.

That's what happened. We also need to know the length of his deck. Is it, is it, is he a pack in, is he pack in like inches? Is he black blue or is he DJ blue? Yeah. Ha! How aggressive is the blow job? That's my question because maybe change that up as well. Yeah, I can't imagine like if she's sucking it and licking for the bomb and just going to like

the back of the wisdom teeth area, otherwise it's got to be something dripping out, right? Well, if she's having a reaction that feels like strep, which is inflammation, which is a pain when swallowing and the only thing that fixes it is saltwater, you could be doing serious injury, just hitting it like a punching bag. Here's what sucks for this dude. He thought he was gonna get an answer and get more blowjabs out of this. No, he's not, I'm gonna go get tested dude. Measure your dick and then go get tested, send us another email, hymbospodcast.gmail.com, yes. RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIPPING RIP RIPPING RIPPING RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIPP RIP V RIPP V RIPP RIP RIPP RIPP Those podcasted gmail.com. Yes. Real quick, here we go.

Let's go some rapid fire questions, Laura. You could feel free to add in your own if you want to. No pressure on you. This is more for us, so I don't want you to feel any pressure here. All right. Everybody, music during sex, yes or no, what's your go to? My, I say yes, always, and it just depends. It's massive attack, poor disease.

Yes. Yeah, dude, and it just depends. It's massive attack, poor decision. Yes. Dude, my talk to- Or I do echo in the bunny men or something like, you know, I used to do the cure, but you can't put the cure on Alexa, because eventually it's gonna switch to, Sunday, you don't break my heart. Wednesday, Thursday, hold that font.

It's like you can't, you just can't, like, so you gotta be careful about what you're fucking doing. Yes to music, but also be aware of how much that sets the town, like Portis Head, Portis Head. Portis Head. The bomb sets it. Portis Head is played for one thing only. So maybe be careful of how obvious it can be

to someone on the receiving end. If there happen a good time, and Portis Head just comes on, that's like the fucking Thunder Dome drops over you and it's like, okay, I guess we're fucking now. I don't just put it on, willy nilly issue, enters my apartment. You got it. I'm gonna come on, that's like saying Netflix and chill.

Because when it comes up, when it comes to Portis Head, sex is happening right now. Portis Head was, that's all Portis Head was for. Oh, it's bad. And for crying. No, for sex. And for crying. You don't do that at the same time. and for crying no for sex and for crying you don't do the same time And for crying dude portus head is brilliant band listen to the 500 podcasts you hear

Dude I'm gonna share my sex playlist. I have a fucking great one. Oh, yeah, the massive attack inertia creeps is I'm gonna go next or I'm gonna say definitely yes, because it sets the tone, like when you're in the apartment, you put some music on the lights a little bit low, I got the red boot of light, we're fucking talking, and then it's like, I know, this playlist, it's like, it's set to like, you know, I know what we're doing in what song, and I know it's not putting IKEA for it, shit together, Laura, it's not, okay, but nutshell. No, you don't fuck that nut shell by Allison. You do. You do.

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You do. You do. You do. You do. You do. some fucking stream I got some fun ones making it I do I'm gonna send you this playlist we become friends over so intense it's not just sex it's not a lot of it's sex music and I when I'm in the bedroom I that's the only time I'm ever sexy in my my whole day dude I got just I dude I got the sexy but Gexy playlist right here right under the justins bar mitzvah and the meathead playlist some some sharing with all the bimbrows and the him bros it's not some of it gets like it runs the gamut Josh you gotta put texture in there guys you have to put texture in it I think what is that me I got ladies rock on there thank you okay you're welcome yeah now you're back yeah she under a really so you're like you if you you're back. Yeah, she understimated me. So you're like if you you're fucking in suddenly owner of a lonely heart

I'm so down push it. Do push it to great Such a fun. You should be able to break and even if you have a laugh about it great You have a laugh about it. Then like you keep it. It's cool. It's casual I feel like it's the intensity of just playing. No, no, no, no I didn't mean to make it sound like it no it runs I go I do I go up and down there's different aspects of it. I'm gonna share the playlist video I'll share I swear to God I'll share the playlist and then and then I'll get Laura's thoughts in it and I'll post it on the campus page

I'm gonna touch the media We got to wrap up soon. So Luke go ahead music no music. I only do one song what is it she chooses? I only do one song what is unless she chooses who let the dog I let her choose the music, but I there's one song that I Siren for me if you could play it any time and I'm getting hard immediately. What is really yeah, it's I'm waiting with baited breath. It's no ordinary love. Oh, it's a shot. It is. That's another one. But that's it.

Oh my god. If shot is playing in the apartment when a girl comes over, sex is happening. Yes. Fuck yeah, dude. Dude. I'm putting my headphones here. Lou, put them on.

Lou, put them on. Lou, put them on and look me in the eyes. I gave black Lou all the love. I gave black Lou all the love. That's really, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I to like a college rec station. And then like Jay actually put on Fleetwood Mac. When we were flowing around. And I was like, I can't. That's like my family music. And it makes me think of my mom.

I'm like, I'm like, we gotta turn off the Fleetwood Mac. Don't stop. I know, I'm like, so much crazy. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Um, although the chain we've been into sexy sexy. It is sexy. It's just too familiar to it. Yeah, passenger fucking death tones pass. We do a lot of death tones and then we found this like radio head concert that has a nice blue light behind it. It's pretty good. I think I know what you're talking about. It's whiskey. No music. Just breathing. Oh Just for running Also also also also DJ Liu has the meds game playing in the background Alright, for a strike on that we gonna foul ball. Yes music. Yes music stones tattoo you great. Oh hot all the way through texture rides, roars, Laura some lulls. I don't mean I want to elaborate here

That's on my playlist. No, it's not shut the fuck up, dude Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude What out of your three John what are they? I would say Lazy doggy stuff the lazy doggy style you look at yourself in the mirror like Christian bail I was It just it's just you can you know Especially the way my apartment set up now I get her closer to the end of the bed and then I can put my feet on the wall And then I can like really control do an I dated Tessa She was the best because she would do this thing with her feet where she would like basically use platform So I could just press off of that and oh I guess I get like it was it was the greatest thing ever

She stood on phone books for you dude. She I get it Follow her follow her let me give her a shout it again follow her only fans at Tessa foulers. She rules She's the best man still one of my closest friends. I like, dude, I like missionary and I'm going to give a little caveat to it. I have that chair. I have this big armed, very plus chair in my apartment. So I also like it because I like to, I like, I like the boobs in my mouth. So I like when chicks are on their elbows, you know what I'm saying? I like head back like that.

So you can also accomplish that in the chair and then I get that leverage also I so on the chair I think the thing is also this is it just depends on the the size of the girl to figure out what the the position I'm gonna do because like I like smaller girls than me But I was like dating that Dominican girl Yes, it was like super thick and it was like all my white dick couldn't break through Half the time so I guess like you can't miss, I love missionary, but I could do lazy doggy style with that. I gotta say, and I'm not saying it just because Laura's here,

I like when a chick's taller than me. I'm into it. I'm into it. Nice. Which is every girl you sleep with. That's not, we're almost the same like. No, I'm taller than you. You're an inch taller than me. I'm two inches taller than you.

In your half. I am. Favorite position, Lou. Favorite position usually for me. Number one is whatever gets our off the most. Whatever she likes. Dude, he's a pleaser. Absolutely. Dude, this is a pussy eating black guy. You don't think he's being honest with you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two selfishly. The reverse cowgirl. Oh, yeah. Oh, I do wait. I do love a chick on top, dude. I like when they get on top and they take a little fucking control.

I like, like, what a chick doesn't do that. And they don't feel the nerves. Just be like, let me fuck this shit out of you now. I that's, I like when they're biting their lower lips, there's tech guys in the room right now. I'm sorry to, I didn't know you've been working walking to this. Wait, what's your favorite position? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, doing tech stuff right now, but can I interrupt you to ask you what your favorite sex position is?

Oh the lazy man me on the bottom her doing all the work, but she prefers me standing her doggy. All right, which we just we just did it. It was glorious. Met's game on her off. It's like also shares her pits three innings no hits. Real quick before we go. Yes. As a short gentleman Yeah, there's one position that I always wanted to do and I've never been able to because I'm a short guy And it really pisses me off fucking her while you're screwing in the light bulb where her you're holding her up and her legs are After on your overrated. Can I is it overrated? Please tell me that it's over that's that porn shit overrated Okay, but the swing is not overrated. Well, that's the way to accomplish that

Okay, but the swing is not overrated. Well, that's the way to accomplish that But okay, okay, all right. Can you guys to calm down? I'm bonding with the guest. I'm up. I'm up. All right. Do you take him to a sex club? I'm we're done No, I was Josh. I'm not gonna do that. We got to get out of here. So let's just go to Pugs at Josh Adam Myers on all social media Josh Adam Myers dot com for all tickets I'll be at the Albany Funnybone September 8th and 9th I'll be opening for Bill Burr September 15th and the 16th and DC at the Capitol, one arena and in Philly at the Wells Fargo Center And I'll be in Toronto Your fun. I ran into you last time I was at JFL Toronto

I'll be there the 23rd through the 25th doing shows in the goddamn comedy jam. All tickets Josh out of Mars.com. For me, it's at I Am Justin Silver on all social media platforms. I made a mistake on the last podcast. My Maryland dates are not until October 1st, but on September 23rd and 24th, I will be in Utica, New York, and then I got a bunch of other dates that are coming up before that, but you'll find everything on my social media. Just go to at I am Justin Silver, and it's I am Justin Silver.com for all tickets. Laura.

I am at Laura X Desiree on all social media platforms. You can also check out my podcast, Lict and Loaded, wherever you stream from, and please do find my YouTube series, Red Umbrella Talk, talking all things sex work, five part series film at the Museum of Sex? If I could say anything guys, you like follow Laura, you are, I love watching the videos you do, she's great, she's great. No, she is great. And I have to say, thank you to everybody who listened to the first episode, the response

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