The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Last Dragon with Chris Stanley

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

Big Jay talks about how he loves "The Last Dragon" and DJ Lou surprises him with a birthday gift that fits perfectly. | Radio master Chris Stanley is filling in for Bobby and Jay educates him on the l...atest Corey Feldman news. Everyone is excited about the new Diddy documentary but in the Bonfire universe, Corey Feldman vs The World is the doc to watch. | Jay researches the music of Corey's current girlfriend. | Kevin Hart appears in a streaming "content house" and gets upset over comments about his daughter. Chris Stanley can be heard daily on The Bennington Show on SXM Faction Talk 103! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. This song makes me so happy. You've got to find the power inside, dude. This is him training now. Yeah. And then the last verse, more lyrics to just go with the movie. I think it's coming directly from the master because he goes, I can't teach you no more.
Starting point is 00:00:23 That's my favorite line. They have a chorus of people go, I can't teach you no more. You've got the glow. He's telling me, you've got to go off there and chase after a fortune cookie machine. It's a man's journey. Jay, can I hijack the show one second? Sure.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Jigga, jigg-jig-jig-jee. It's highly unusual. Oh. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Jay. Happy birthday to you. Oh, thank you everybody.
Starting point is 00:01:09 It's a beautiful cake. Thank you so much tonight. This is carrot cake. I didn't know if you liked it or not because Christine will eat it if you don't. She definitely will. Christine loves carrot cake. Oh, everybody gets a little cupcake, please. And it's funny that you've been making me play this song
Starting point is 00:01:23 because I have a gift for you. What's that? gifts it's your special day jay you're a special boy oh you found oh yeah yeah yeah fuck yes what this is a giant gift what's the ceiling wow this is perfect so that's so great i'm so happy about that you found it right above the bed it's been sitting in my office for like seven years now what i want it it's from a camper it's original art i see on the back it was made in 2014 is it super light no um yeah this isn't the camper didn't he like buy it and then he had to send it away so his wife wouldn't he said he goes dude he goes i take drugs sometimes at night yeah and i get
Starting point is 00:02:06 fucked up at home and i don't remember doing on qvc and home shopping so he goes he ordered this he ordered this he ordered us he goes ebay yeah he goes he said this to you yeah was it he was whatever was i he goes i sent this to you guys because if my wife sees it she's gonna get fucking So you knew this existed. Yeah, but we didn't know where it was. Yeah, it's been stuck in my office, and you said you wanted it. As soon as we got it, you're like, as soon as I have room to hang it, I want it.
Starting point is 00:02:33 And I do have that room now. That's nice. That's going, I'll tell you what? That's going. I'll tell you that's going. My gym. Gym? Hell yeah. Just when you're training, dog? Yeah, dude. Looking at Shonof? Trying to get that glow? Oh, caretis. I didn't think about the gym. That's perfect. Dude, Shonoff looking over me?
Starting point is 00:02:50 You have a home gym? You are Jeff Bezos? I have a bench and dumbbells. The bench takes up most of the gym. So it's a prison gym. I have a gym. Yeah, it's a prison gym. You got a yard. It's the Swole Academy.
Starting point is 00:03:04 It's the Swole Academy is what it really is. Yeah, that'll go above Swole Academy. We say that it's a silk screen of Shonoff from The Last Dragon. It's so great. Yeah, it's him. It's the moment. You see, it's when his eyes closed, when he's like really like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:18 He's really like, what? It's the who's the master line. Right. Who's the master line? We're about to find out shows. I can't teach you no more. Thank you, Lou. You're welcome, brother.
Starting point is 00:03:27 That's fucking awesome. I have some more little, uh, tinker toys for you if you like. Oh, sure. Look at this. I love tinker toys. Thank you. This is truly a special day. It's so thoughtful.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Oh, shut up. What? Fucking Eagles beach towel. Nice. You love the beach. Yes. I love the beach. You love the beach.
Starting point is 00:03:49 You're a beach bug, dude. Bandana Oh, I'm like, you're a bandana guy too That's for Dawkins Hell yes Eagles Lanyard Yes If your real wallet chain got too heavy
Starting point is 00:04:05 You might want to replace it And then Shut up An official Kwan Mills book Yes Oh hell yeah This hoe got roaches in her crib First edition
Starting point is 00:04:17 I bet he's a baddie though Signed by Kwan Mills To Tatiana It's for real. You know it's legit. Thank you so much for the love and support. Wait, this doesn't say first edition. It says only edition. It's the only edition.
Starting point is 00:04:34 He also printed this on a sticker and wrote on both sides of the sticker. There's a letter to somebody else on the other side. You can get to see through it. Oh, nice. I'm going to read this hogout roaches in her crib. Thank you so much, Lou.
Starting point is 00:04:48 That's all such great stuff That's really good Those are great gifts Those are fantastic gifts Headlined by fucking Shonoff That's all It's the glow man You're all about that glow
Starting point is 00:04:59 I think you have it now I can't treat you no more Is it just by chance that you Yeah right That just happened Well you started playing the song No but before that when you called for the song You didn't see the picture behind me
Starting point is 00:05:12 No No no not at all I didn't know what that was at all This was truly a birthday surprise A birthday miracle a lot of people would say Oh, it's literally a miracle I love that. That's great. That was fantastic. It's like God came down and re-gifted this
Starting point is 00:05:24 from six years ago to him. I will say it's pretty funny, though. Like, look at the towel, like that way. When I first opened it, though, I went like this in my mind, though, I will say I was like, oh, dude, no way. He got me an Eagles jersey, and that was a beach town. See, I was thinking, anyone's saying anything. I don't want to ruin the special day, but...
Starting point is 00:05:44 Beach towel's better call. Is it? Yeah, I have jerseys. I got jerseys out the one. Yeah, but you need like a Will Shipley jersey, like a back-up running pack. Will Shipley? Is that your prop bets? No, I'm going nowhere near that.
Starting point is 00:05:56 You're not going to, that's just Shippley or Biggs me? I'm not, no. Kind of like Sequin. They're the guys. They are the fucking guys on that team, the backbone. This is a big big... We talked about soda. I think he's going to pop over this weekend to watch...
Starting point is 00:06:10 I think he's going to pop over to watch Cory Feldman versus the world. Oh, that's the doc, right? I watched the trailer. By the way That one gaslit girl is real hot Has the Has they let
Starting point is 00:06:22 Well we spoke last week We had our friend Jezabel Sweet calling Who's former angel Oh former angel There's a way out Yeah yeah yeah She left in the night
Starting point is 00:06:32 When he was gone Literally That doesn't sound like While he was gone She split That's not angel behavior No no You're fucking all in
Starting point is 00:06:38 Not the way he thought No I mean He has like How many angels does he have None now None? No just a girlfriend now Who's 25
Starting point is 00:06:46 Who's 25 Who with Face tattoos, who he says is the next coming of Mariah Carey. She sounds that good, really? No. Oh. I'm sure she's fine. Can we listen to some of the music?
Starting point is 00:06:56 It's hell, right? Adrian Sky. Adrian Sky, I think. Damn, he lost all his angels. That's like Epstein losing his lane. Well, I was listening to something with him on it today, and he was talking. He did a Tori Stepp Spelling's podcast with the girl, with the new girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Girlfriend. And he talks. And one way, he goes, and you know, I'm going through a very ugly divorce right now. It's very, very ugly, very contentious, ugly divorce. And then Tori Spone just goes, she goes, oh, I'm sorry. So what do you think? You guys are going to have kids at some point? And you could tell, like, the thing I was watching, watching that.
Starting point is 00:07:26 I was watching, like, was a gym in them? Which is, like, a Corey Feldman podcast, basically, like, talking about them. And, yeah, they really just fucking, they were just laughing at his thing. He's like, he clearly wants to talk about this divorce and get, like, some of his side out there. But she just glazed her over. She goes, that's so sad. Did he mention it again during the interview? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:45 I didn't see. Maybe. It was three hours long. It was like an episode of Rocake. Very, very contentious. Oh, is this her singing? At his birthday bash, please. Oh, just like you today.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Yeah, but I will say Christine didn't do this for me. Christine. It's okay. Oh, this is, there's Mariah Carey vibes here. Well, here's the problem. It's hard to tell because when he brings somebody out, you're like, well, they're going to suck like him. He doesn't have an eye at all. but when they're kind of good you're like oh shit
Starting point is 00:08:19 like you actually got like a decent musician or something you know what I mean yeah good production behind him Hecate's torch is hired a new drummer I saw that on the thing too Hecate's torch is a I don't know what that is. It's witch metal It's uh... Witch metal! It's local band that's trying to do
Starting point is 00:08:36 Evan essence style thing. It's a husband and wife That's a space that we need more It's a husband and wife who look like a smell I don't know what the smell is like ash sweat oh ash Okay, like, uh, almost like sage, like burning sage? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I got this. But now I saw a live video on YouTube with them the other day. They got a, they wanted to like to announce they have a drummer now. They use a lot of stock footage. I don't know. That's either, now they're probably using AI. Oh, all stock footage. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:02 All stock footage. I need to get access to a stock footage database. A catalog, you do. I'd love to be in stock footage. I'm surprised you've ever heard this song. Is that Gaza? Beirut. Oh, this is good.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Oh, no, they're chained. That guy's not in the band. That guy was... California fires. People arguing about climate change. Good green screen work here. Good God. A woman with their fucking little boy is upset.
Starting point is 00:09:37 None of the stock footage. Immigration. People lost up. Ice, boo. By the way, in our household now, I sing this so much that in my house, when I go, forced to embrace. Our dog just gets them and starts running around. She loves it.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Tail starts slapping. Forced to embrace. She's a big heck-and-taste torch fan. Big heck-of-taste torch fan. That's good. No effing doubt. Yeah, but here. Are they in the new Corey documentary?
Starting point is 00:10:12 No. No, they're not. They're a different thing altogether. Go on. He brings up people, you're like, they're going to suck. And then if they're even mildly talented, you're like, oh, yeah. And this is the girlfriend. Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:26 But she's not an angel. No. What's the difference? She doesn't have to wear a costume. Oh. She just, I mean, she's her own spectacle. I mean, she's all face-tatted up and shit. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:10:39 And she's hot. Like Amanda Binds. But his whole thing, when he was telling the story on Tori's spelling thing, he's like, yeah, he goes, we started dating and then she started saying like yeah i make music and it's like really this happened like this way it's like no you found her music and you prayed on her don't say that and now you're his he's already versed the world not to you too jesabel sweet said that he walked out of his screening of the uh the documentary of the documentary oh okay that they just made about him what i did not enjoy is to see that we reached out very quickly to that director has they written back at all
Starting point is 00:11:13 because she did Drew Dr. Drew's show Oh, she did She did like 20 minute interview with Dr. Drew I watched this week Oh, love lines? No, not love lines She goes, let me ask you this
Starting point is 00:11:25 Does Courtney Feldman of AIDS? It was not love line Damn, I used to love love line Oh, I listened to all the time Me too It was almost jerk offable Some of them calls I'm sure I masturbated to it
Starting point is 00:11:36 Yeah Mostly Carolla's voice Yeah, yeah But I said he used to kill me With that When people called me They go I've only been with one
Starting point is 00:11:43 guy and now I have herpes and blah blah blah and he would just be like good times whenever just say that I used to make me laugh all the time as a kid she is a can we see what she looks like again she's cute right yeah I saw Jezebel at the premiere of this of the documentary yeah you see her on stage apparently the I guess it was a panel she was on it oh what oh please let to get question so is this an authorized doc it was and he that he and he and it It shows him in a bad light. But she just tried, I mean, what Jezebel said is this lady was there for the whole time that she was, like, with the Corey's cult, that she, that this lady was there doing this.
Starting point is 00:12:26 And she was, like, fun, she said, and, like, was into it. And, like, was just trying to do, like, I'm just opening, I'm turning the cameras on, and we're going to document. And then when he started editing, it was coming back to him, he was like, he was freaking out. So she just shelved it for years and just finished. Oh, this is old. It's exclusively from the Angels time I thought the Angels time was still going on That's long done
Starting point is 00:12:48 He cut that out about long time ago Now I'd say about seven years ago That's stupid Courtney left him probably about four years ago And his wife left him The main angel This doc is fucking Is acting like it's now
Starting point is 00:13:02 That's why I'm so confused Oh no No and it's the best because they have the ex-wife Who's the ex-wife now The Main Angel That's every comment in the thing is all the same because she he goes one of the girls is complaining about the outfit why and and he's like what do you mean because what do you mean you look like a lolita
Starting point is 00:13:21 you don't look like a lowlita it's an angel it's a beautiful costume he goes to his wife he goes do you feel like a lolita do you feel like a lolita in your custom she goes no i don't even know what a lolita is oh god and that's what he surrounded himself with i have a feeling cori hame wasn't much smarter no chris for me this is the david lee rothie with the Angels. Okay, understood. This is the best. Yeah, this was, oh, the times you're seeing him.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Yeah, that was Celebrity Boot Camp when he went on with his wife. Ah, all right, this is, like, Prime, like, Corey coming up with this, in this new era of his life. Yeah, I still love that, dude. Aaron Carter and Corey Filman, that's one of my favorite interactions on television ever.
Starting point is 00:14:01 They were talking about Corey Hame outside, and then Aaron Carter comes in, and he's like, Corey, the craziest thing happened. He's like, we were talking about Corey Hame, and then a bird flew by. And Corey Ham like finishes it for me. He goes like, and it was him. And he's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Well, the afterlife gives us sickness, all right? And Corey Ham's a bird. It's obvious. It's clearly a bird. He's clearly a bird. He goes, we talked about Corey Haim and a bird flew by. He goes, it was him. It was him.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Yeah, I get him going, was it, oh, you saw Corey Haimbird? Yeah, he'll swing by once in a while. Very nonchalant. Oh, Corey Haimbird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's some kind of thing that goes wherever I can. go. He's in this water bottle right here. Oh my God, dude.
Starting point is 00:14:45 His face makeup's also running. That's fine. It's not as bad as Giuliani at that... No, that's not as bad as that. And by the way, before you waste your time, Christine, I've already looked up if she's been naked. She hasn't. Yet. I mean, the only fans could come. It's coming.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Or maybe not nudes, but ludes. A 25-year-old's the right girlfriend for him, though, because if she don't give a fuck about sucking on his old dusty dick, like, at the end of the day, the exposure she'll get this is more than she would get at her age in just vast L.A. She's not, I'm sure she's not a prodigy talent.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's all face-tatted, so she's chose a look. Sure. So it's like, this will get her enough fans. But hey, Post-Malon has face tats and he's doing great. He is doing great. Four different genres of music somehow. Look at Jelly Roll. He's got face tats, I think. Oh, yeah. A bunch of face tats. Mike Tyson, face tats, great.
Starting point is 00:15:34 She'll have a fucking dispensary soon. You know, you're not wrong. Now do you say it? Almost everyone with face tattoos does fantastic. What about riffraff? He's bigger than ever. Everyone loves riffraff. He's dominating the world. He's got fucking hundreds of thousands of Twitch streamers.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Lil Weezy? Oh, God. He's huge. Adrian Sky. Yeah. She's, well, her album's out. I'm sure it's not doing great. Do you think this doc's going to be worse or better than the Diddy Doc?
Starting point is 00:16:05 That's, I think, a series, right? It's multiple episodes? No, this is one. Oh, that's good. It's like an hour 45. dude it's a doc that's nice because I figure
Starting point is 00:16:13 because it was like what what streamer is on Netflix or some shit it's not a streamer no it's going to pay per view why for the Diddy doc the 50 cents oh no no no Diddy is
Starting point is 00:16:22 is uh Netflix okay this is gonna be on YouTube and you know like whatever we call at home on demand but it's only like three bucks or something right she should make it more that's a good deal
Starting point is 00:16:34 I think it was cheap when I saw it should be more that's good content for good prices our 45 minute documentary on this psycho he's gonna lose his shit about it it's probably because it's so so from so long ago it's probably why the low price people i think want a current update on corey but i mean they're really gonna get in there and show his like because again it was it was the changing of times you know he's make the joke about it was different time it was the changing of times there so he didn't see that the world thought his Corey's angels were a weird thing so he put that out into the world
Starting point is 00:17:06 big like he was real big so what you're gonna get is a lot of that like girls get on your leotards and exercise in front of me this is part of the program and he's also doing it with a little bit of a wink to be like hey guys aren't I living the Hugh Hefner life
Starting point is 00:17:19 oh yeah sure he wants to live at Hugh Hefner life and then you're just kind of like when she showed us when Jezebel Sweet showed us the house that they were living that he called Feld Mansion that's awesome
Starting point is 00:17:28 Feld Mansion it is a very reasonable home not even a McMansion it's just a house it's a house sort of you could tell me It's a few apartment units.
Starting point is 00:17:41 It's shipping containers stacked up, four of them. Yep, that's what it looks like. Oh, my God. It looks like a shipping container. Good deal. It wasn't just a band either. It was like a university. You went to school.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Oh, like. It's like a more talented Andrew Tate. Yes. It's like a hustler university thing. Yeah, yeah. It's like if Andrew Tate was in the Goonies. Which he should have been. He could be in the reboot.
Starting point is 00:18:05 He should be in the reboot. Kids love Andrew Tate. Yeah. Up there. It's fucking cucks times. Down here's our time. Down here, you can just control women and make them stream on chatterbate. Yeah, we're the goonies.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Now, shut the fuck up and suck my dick, you dumb whore. Also, I want you cutting up clips for TikTok of this. That's Feld Mansion, dude. That's really nice. It does look like shipping containers, though. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't see it before this, and it's definitely a shipping container vibe. All right, so the top floor must have been an add-on, and that's definitely a fucking shipping container.
Starting point is 00:18:38 It looks like a shipping container. That had couches and trafficked women in it before this. And then actually, ironically enough, there's more traffic women in it. But do you see what I mean? It's like, it's a very basic house. First of all, I'll say this too. His direct TV signal must be shit because it's covered by foliage over there. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Yeah, that's a big... He must have been furious about that all the time. You know what? There's no time to watch TV when you're constantly cranking out double albums. When you're making art. This guy farts at a double album a week. Jacob, is this the panel you saw? Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Yeah. American Cinema Tech would a place that sounds so big and fancy for what they're showing. Surprise he's not a con. South of France? Girls. Oh, yeah, give me a little bit. Is he broke? No.
Starting point is 00:19:27 I wouldn't think he's broke, but I don't think he's, like, killing it. But she did say, I asked that, and she said they stayed in, like, usually five, four or five-star hotels everywhere they went. That's good money. were on Corey's Angels and I think he's probably got a little more he's probably doing a little better now because now the novelty is still there like sure now he comes around he doesn't give him he doesn't he doesn't say he doesn't give a fuck he doesn't know that 80% of that audience is there to completely laugh at it sure but they show up well that's like that doesn't so he could probably but I guess he could probably do like and they probably give him good
Starting point is 00:19:57 deals I'd say $15,000 nights maybe oh my god $10,000 night is her girlfriend happy you got to keep her happy yeah just don't pay taxes on it laver oh yeah you need to keep that chick She needs to be ripe with face tattoos. Is this them talk, please? Where's Jezbel on the end? No, no, no, no, she's in the middle, yeah. No one blames you, and I'm glad you survived it. What is this documentary going to be?
Starting point is 00:20:19 This sounds like the world economic forum. What's going on here? You must remember when we originally talked to Jezebel, like, it is fucking dark in there. Like, the stuff she was saying was happening as far as, like, drug use, and people being passed out and sex. Yeah, for all of his, like, super clean, sober shit. I remember we asked her? I'm like, did he, like, never, like, lavish gifts on you and give you something like that? She's, like, drugs.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Oh, no. He gave us a lot of drugs. A ton of fucking cat or whatever, like, just massive amounts of ket in me. Well, his whole thing is he just, again, it was like, he was trying to do, like, the, you know, even though it was talked about, it was never, like, Hugh Hefner's thing was, like, the vision of, like, all the girls are walking around half naked and stuff. And then the quiet side of it was that, like, and then three or seven of these girls have to go up there and pretend to want to do whatever while he jerks off. and then fuck him yeah and like fuck and then do all these uh things he was doing that like but he was almost preaching that he wasn't doing that yeah like Hugh Heffner really never made any asides that he was wasn't that guy oh yeah and when they did that Cory Thomas he's like I'm
Starting point is 00:21:22 teaching them a skill they're they're gonna get on the road and they're going to be musicians and then you see in the trailer for it one or two of the girls are but actually Jezebel said to us she never played bass before that's in the trailer um but that's not even Jezabel that's the other I think Jezebel plays She plays a few instruments She played guitar and she learned bass for the thing You have to for Corey But she was like she never played before
Starting point is 00:21:45 And that other girl goes like I never even played the bass before I don't know what to be And you could see it in their performances What this shows me is every bass player Is full of shit If she can pull it off I've never thought anything other than that I've made a quite
Starting point is 00:21:59 I've made quite a stink about that in my life Base player If you tell me you play bass Just say you're a guitar player Because you have to play guitar Flea's full of shit Flea should have been an angel Flea's full of shit
Starting point is 00:22:10 Flea has a talent of a Corey's angel I think the most insulting thing in the world is saying How you like that Flea? Hey Flea how do you feel about that You get the same skill set as Jezebel Sweet You could have been a fucking angel and you You stayed with the chili peppers Fuck that's funny as hell
Starting point is 00:22:27 I wonder if she changed her tune but Marcy Hume I think is her name the lady the director girl I think she like she's trying to keep it like I'm not made didn't make a shitty documentary about him but like with that guy's even reaction and then pointing out that he sent a cease and desist like it's get it if again I always say this
Starting point is 00:22:48 if somehow he's behind this and working with her to make this documentary huge oh that good there's always a thing when someone's that dumb you have to take that step back to go like or are they an evil genius sure if it's just a work for everyone And, like, I mean, I get, is he, is he that, he's crazy, right? Like, Corey is the damaged man.
Starting point is 00:23:09 It seems it, very much so. I mean, he did pull off that thing where he had a documentary about him been trafficked in the Hollywood ped thing. But then you saw zero traction. Even when he, like, oh, no, we've been hacked in the theater. Oh, yeah. And then he got, and then. I think that was real.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Yeah, they broke into the mainframe. What he realized was. Is that what he said? He goes, he goes, they broke it in and they shut down the stream. They said, he goes, what happened? was, he didn't know it was going to be as popular as it was, and they were not prepared for the orders. He didn't pay for the
Starting point is 00:23:39 band. He didn't pay for the band. That's all it was. Amazon Web Services fucked him over. It's one million percent, that's all it was. They weren't prepared for it, so it didn't run. I'm sorry to think the mainframe was hacked, though. The mainframe might have been hacked. That was in the next couple days later is when he said he got stabbed
Starting point is 00:23:55 with a needle in the needle. I know, in the thing, the wolf packs after him. Yeah, so he had like this, He has this arrested development thing of whenever all the bad should happen to him in the 80s. And that's what his understanding of reality is to this time, which is why he thinks hacking a mainframe can destroy a stream. Yeah, yeah. And people are still worried about getting stabbed with needles.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Yeah, yeah, he's telling him. He goes, I think there may have been HIV in it. Someone hit me with a polio needle. I'm in an iron lung. I think I've been dosed with scurvy. You're not a pirate. but yeah he is uh so i love that he's getting angry but again it said the geniuses if he knows how to manipulate this because he did say eventually he came out and said that the guitar solo is like
Starting point is 00:24:45 yeah no it's like the worst thing ever it's like it was on purpose but it wasn't it wasn't just enough people got in his ear where he was like maybe i should say yeah yeah i was doing it as a gag you got you got you got to you got to say something just say it was it or or he just took the bait all that could be a simple as on the bus one day like dude I love how you just go out there and slap the guitar and just say fuck it like I think it's so funny that you go up there and do that and then he was kind of going it's like I know
Starting point is 00:25:11 right like they think I can play the guitar oh yeah he picks up on it right yeah maybe that possibly maybe someone just going like it's awesome that you do that to be funny and he was like right yeah I do do that to be funny because I would say he just thinks because he's you don't move your finger he's moving his fingers to positions that aren't notes he's just like
Starting point is 00:25:29 and he's just wailing that's his genius though. Why does he have a piece of Jimmy Page on when he's doing a 10 minutes song? Why are you so stuck with all the rest of these things that other guitarists played with? Maybe found something new. Maybe he found new notes, Jay.
Starting point is 00:25:46 He was, that's your problem? You're not willing to think outside the box. Exactly. He's on a different plane. It's always been my goddamn problem. Yeah, man. You're stuck inside a fucking box. Inside of a goddamn box. It's embarrassing. Everyone's talking about it. Everyone's mentioning it.
Starting point is 00:26:01 but I wonder if she's starting to feel like bad in any way because I don't think they had like a contentious thing and if he's not in on this and he really is furious as is coming out because she keeps presenting like I just document I didn't want to make it a thing well that's the thing for anyone I guess who's doing a doc like this not so much now because less like docs where the director has like final cut happen anymore everyone's like tied into the doc they do which I thought Corey was with this which he isn't so that's what she has to
Starting point is 00:26:31 wrestle with right well you also have to be if it's not a work you have to be a next level fucking like lunatic to like put the stuff out there that he puts out there and then like he just like shies away like it didn't happen I mean how much people how else could you do it how much people have to not believe you
Starting point is 00:26:47 how uncredible you have to be for when you come out and this thing that everyone's been waiting for and go and here you have it Charlie Sheen used to fuck Corey Haim between trailers every day on the set of Lucas and the world, including Corey Hame's mom and Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen told the world he had Tiger Blood.
Starting point is 00:27:08 He tried to fight Chuck Lohr. Winning? Yeah, the winning. Winning. Was hiding AIDS while fucking two porn chicks. Yeah, just like smoking base on camera. Toring around and just fucking getting fucked up. Just a massive amount of cocaine. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:27:24 And when Corey Hane was, Charlie Sheen did that, everyone was still like, shut the fuck up, Corey Feldman. So bad. Like, if you were crazy enough. He figured if he throws that at Charlie Sheen somehow that the world won't even question that for a second. They said no, and Corey Ham's mom came out and go like, I was on the fucking set of Lucas. And Corey Ham...
Starting point is 00:27:45 Oh, did she? Oh, yeah, she put out of a thing saying, like, it's unequivocally untrue. Jesus Christ, Corey. Yeah, see the thing where she shut it down? So if it is true, I feel really bad for Corey. Feldman? Yeah. but the thing is he didn't if his if he was nonstop my goal is to upend that system of like this pedophilian Hollywood for sure he wouldn't he's like here's a documentary to go with my new double album and look at this girl's pussy hanging out
Starting point is 00:28:14 that's my wife's tits over there in Corey's defense look at Diddy and Weinstein everyone fucking knew everyone that Diddy was constantly just feeding everyone drugs and raping during these parties and why isn't the same thing raping constantly and no one said nothing until they felt safe enough to say something sure that's the thing
Starting point is 00:28:35 everyone's fine with fucking lying about it until the money dries up it depends if you're in those situations it seems like in the ditty situation you could have gotten killed if you crossed that also the Feldman world doesn't feel like you're in that kind of danger
Starting point is 00:28:46 not as much danger probably but I mean maybe the people but also the people I don't know how far it went but even their their rapes and molestations aren't coming for It wasn't trickling down from, like, the head of Warner Brothers.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Mm-hmm. It was, like, the chaperone who was supposed to be looking after them, they say. Yeah, and then they do a podcast. Or what's the guy, I love it, because the name is so silly. Oh, the dude. All the kids hung out at, like, Sophie's Soda Shop or something. Yeah. And they all, what it was was, it was an underage place for underage celebrity kids.
Starting point is 00:29:19 And they were, and they were praying on there. Goes, yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah. That's what I would assume that. place was. Yeah, why? I mean, if you just hear that, unless you're praying, why would you go anywhere near it? I assume
Starting point is 00:29:32 in hindsight now, every place in my town, it was Circus Town, was like the Chucky Cheese knockoff that did that did the teen dances on the weekends. Circus Town, is it called? It was called Circus Town of Philly. I watched a lot of movie. Five Nights at Circus Town. Terrifying. Terrifying. God damn those animals.
Starting point is 00:29:48 When the teen sex stops, that's when the animatronics wake up. They should do a five night at Freddy's, but there. Yeah, look at it. He's a scam artist. calls him. That's Corey Hame's mom calls Corey Feldman a scam artist. I'm on Corey's side. I believe victims. And she says it. You believe Corey Feldman completely? I bet something, something obviously. I've always held firm.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Yeah. Something happens. Who knows what? But something bad happened. But the thing is, stop bringing it up. And no, no, no. Stop bringing up if you're only going to keep telling everybody the whole world that Corey Hame got fucked constantly. That's his ace in the hall. He doesn't tell his things ever. He doesn't. No. Oh, that I didn't.
Starting point is 00:30:28 No, he only talks about Hame. He says one thing, he thinks maybe at a party, and they show it in the movie. He thinks possibly maybe at a party that a guy maybe was trying to go to suck his dick, but he stopped it before him. All right. Well, that should give you power, then. And then I believe in the book. I believe in the book, he doubles down the story of one day in a hotel room, Corey Hame and Corey Feldman's chaperone. So Corey Hame himself, and Corey Phelman Chevron, went in the bathroom to go butt fuck,
Starting point is 00:31:01 and he felt so, like, left out and lonely that he went for a walk, at which point a girl picked him up in a pickup truck, a smoking hot chick, to show him how to do cocaine for the first time and suck and fuck him all night long. Wait, wait, wait, wait, but he walks outside the street, and then a very attractive woman. He walks out, bummed out, walking down like the hills area, Howard Hills area. Sure. He's just walking, and then a girl in a pickup truck pulls up and goes, Hey, I recognize you.
Starting point is 00:31:27 You want to hop in? He's like, I guess. And then he gets in and she's like, you know what this is? This is cocaine. He goes, that feels good. She goes, God, you should fuck the shit out of me. He's like, if you want me to, I will, I guess. Yeah, it's a van that says free cocaine and sex as opposed to candy.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Free coke and sex. What a weirdo. And he was able to get hard after all that free coat. He just gave his cocaine. More power to you then, Corey. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah, it's right. The help SiriusXM fight to end hunger.
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Starting point is 00:34:00 I think he's straightening the dude out, but he keeps saying, he goes, man, who fucking tell me that shit? She came out of my balls. She came out of my balls. That should be the new special. Watch it. Why's Kev's shirt off? He's hammered. He sounds fucked up.
Starting point is 00:34:14 She came out my ball. And then his daughter's like, hey. I don't want to think about your balls. This makes me want to sign up. draft kings or get a new iPhone I'm surprised that Kev doesn't feel
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