The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Last Dragon with Chris Stanley
Episode Date: December 16, 2025Big Jay talks about how he loves "The Last Dragon" and DJ Lou surprises him with a birthday gift that fits perfectly. | Radio master Chris Stanley is filling in for Bobby and Jay educates him on the l...atest Corey Feldman news. Everyone is excited about the new Diddy documentary but in the Bonfire universe, Corey Feldman vs The World is the doc to watch. | Jay researches the music of Corey's current girlfriend. | Kevin Hart appears in a streaming "content house" and gets upset over comments about his daughter. Chris Stanley can be heard daily on The Bennington Show on SXM Faction Talk 103! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
This song makes me so happy.
You've got to find the power inside, dude.
This is him training now.
Yeah.
And then the last verse, more lyrics to just go with the movie.
I think it's coming directly from the master because he goes,
I can't teach you no more.
That's my favorite line.
They have a chorus of people go,
I can't teach you no more.
You've got the glow.
He's telling me, you've got to go off there and chase after a fortune cookie machine.
It's a man's journey.
Jay, can I hijack the show one second?
Sure.
Jigga, jigg-jig-jig-jee.
It's highly unusual.
Oh.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Jay.
Happy birthday to you.
Oh, thank you everybody.
It's a beautiful cake.
Thank you so much tonight.
This is carrot cake. I didn't know if you liked it or not
because Christine will eat it if you don't.
She definitely will.
Christine loves carrot cake.
Oh, everybody gets a little cupcake, please.
And it's funny that you've been making me play this song
because I have a gift for you.
What's that?
gifts it's your special day jay you're a special boy oh you found oh yeah yeah yeah fuck yes what
this is a giant gift what's the ceiling wow this is perfect so that's so great i'm so happy about
that you found it right above the bed it's been sitting in my office for like seven years now what
i want it it's from a camper it's original art i see on the back it was made in 2014 is it super
light no um yeah this isn't the camper didn't he like buy it and then he had to send it away so
his wife wouldn't he said he goes dude he goes i take drugs sometimes at night yeah and i get
fucked up at home and i don't remember doing on qvc and home shopping so he goes he ordered this
he ordered this he ordered us he goes ebay yeah he goes he said this to you yeah was it he was
whatever was i he goes i sent this to you guys because if my wife sees it she's gonna get fucking
So you knew this existed.
Yeah, but we didn't know where it was.
Yeah, it's been stuck in my office, and you said
you wanted it. As soon as we got it, you're like, as soon
as I have room to hang it, I want it.
And I do have that room now. That's nice.
That's going, I'll tell you what? That's going. I'll tell you
that's going. My gym.
Gym? Hell yeah. Just when you're training, dog?
Yeah, dude. Looking at Shonof? Trying to get that glow?
Oh, caretis. I didn't think about
the gym. That's perfect.
Dude, Shonoff looking over me?
You have a home gym? You are Jeff Bezos?
I have a bench and dumbbells.
The bench takes up most of the gym.
So it's a prison gym.
I have a gym.
Yeah, it's a prison gym.
You got a yard.
It's the Swole Academy.
It's the Swole Academy is what it really is.
Yeah, that'll go above Swole Academy.
We say that it's a silk screen of Shonoff from The Last Dragon.
It's so great.
Yeah, it's him.
It's the moment.
You see, it's when his eyes closed, when he's like really like,
yeah.
He's really like, what?
It's the who's the master line.
Right.
Who's the master line?
We're about to find out shows.
I can't teach you no more.
Thank you, Lou.
You're welcome, brother.
That's fucking awesome.
I have some more little, uh, tinker toys for you if you like.
Oh, sure.
Look at this.
I love tinker toys.
Thank you.
This is truly a special day.
It's so thoughtful.
Oh, shut up.
What?
Fucking Eagles beach towel.
Nice.
You love the beach.
Yes.
I love the beach.
You love the beach.
You're a beach bug, dude.
Bandana
Oh, I'm like, you're a bandana guy too
That's for Dawkins
Hell yes
Eagles Lanyard
Yes
If your real wallet chain got too heavy
You might want to replace it
And then
Shut up
An official Kwan Mills book
Yes
Oh hell yeah
This hoe got roaches in her crib
First edition
I bet he's a baddie though
Signed by Kwan Mills
To Tatiana
It's for real. You know it's legit.
Thank you so much for the love and support.
Wait, this doesn't say first edition.
It says only edition.
It's the only edition.
He also printed this on a sticker
and wrote on both sides of the sticker.
There's a letter to somebody else
on the other side.
You can get to see through it.
Oh, nice.
I'm going to read this hogout roaches in her crib.
Thank you so much, Lou.
That's all such great stuff
That's really good
Those are great gifts
Those are fantastic gifts
Headlined by fucking Shonoff
That's all
It's the glow man
You're all about that glow
I think you have it now
I can't treat you no more
Is it just by chance that you
Yeah right
That just happened
Well you started playing the song
No but before that when you called for the song
You didn't see the picture behind me
No
No no not at all
I didn't know what that was at all
This was truly a birthday surprise
A birthday miracle a lot of people would say
Oh, it's literally a miracle
I love that. That's great. That was fantastic.
It's like God came down and re-gifted this
from six years ago to him.
I will say it's pretty funny, though.
Like, look at the towel, like that way.
When I first opened it, though, I went like this
in my mind, though, I will say I was like, oh, dude, no way.
He got me an Eagles jersey, and that was a beach town.
See, I was thinking, anyone's saying anything.
I don't want to ruin the special day, but...
Beach towel's better call.
Is it?
Yeah, I have jerseys.
I got jerseys out the one.
Yeah, but you need like a Will Shipley jersey, like a back-up running pack.
Will Shipley?
Is that your prop bets?
No, I'm going nowhere near that.
You're not going to, that's just Shippley or Biggs me?
I'm not, no.
Kind of like Sequin.
They're the guys.
They are the fucking guys on that team, the backbone.
This is a big big...
We talked about soda.
I think he's going to pop over this weekend to watch...
I think he's going to pop over to watch
Cory Feldman versus the world.
Oh, that's the doc, right?
I watched the trailer.
By the way
That one gaslit girl is real hot
Has the
Has they let
Well we spoke last week
We had our friend
Jezabel Sweet calling
Who's former angel
Oh former angel
There's a way out
Yeah yeah yeah
She left in the night
When he was gone
Literally
That doesn't sound like
While he was gone
She split
That's not angel behavior
No no
You're fucking all in
Not the way he thought
No I mean
He has like
How many angels does he have
None now
None?
No just a girlfriend now
Who's 25
Who's 25
Who with
Face tattoos, who he says is the next coming of Mariah Carey.
She sounds that good, really?
No.
Oh.
I'm sure she's fine.
Can we listen to some of the music?
It's hell, right?
Adrian Sky.
Adrian Sky, I think.
Damn, he lost all his angels.
That's like Epstein losing his lane.
Well, I was listening to something with him on it today, and he was talking.
He did a Tori Stepp Spelling's podcast with the girl, with the new girl.
Yeah.
Girlfriend.
And he talks.
And one way, he goes, and you know, I'm going through a very ugly divorce right now.
It's very, very ugly, very contentious, ugly divorce.
And then Tori Spone just goes, she goes, oh, I'm sorry.
So what do you think?
You guys are going to have kids at some point?
And you could tell, like, the thing I was watching, watching that.
I was watching, like, was a gym in them?
Which is, like, a Corey Feldman podcast, basically, like, talking about them.
And, yeah, they really just fucking, they were just laughing at his thing.
He's like, he clearly wants to talk about this divorce and get, like, some of his side out there.
But she just glazed her over.
She goes, that's so sad.
Did he mention it again during the interview?
I don't know.
I didn't see.
Maybe.
It was three hours long.
It was like an episode of Rocake.
Very, very contentious.
Oh, is this her singing?
At his birthday bash, please.
Oh, just like you today.
Yeah, but I will say Christine didn't do this for me.
Christine.
It's okay.
Oh, this is, there's Mariah Carey vibes here.
Well, here's the problem.
It's hard to tell because when he brings somebody out, you're like, well, they're going to suck like him.
He doesn't have an eye at all.
but when they're kind of good you're like oh shit
like you actually got like a decent musician or something
you know what I mean yeah good production behind him
Hecate's torch is hired a new drummer
I saw that on the thing too
Hecate's torch is a
I don't know what that is. It's witch metal
It's uh...
Witch metal! It's local band that's trying to do
Evan essence style thing. It's a husband and wife
That's a space that we need more
It's a husband and wife who look like a smell
I don't know what the smell is like
ash sweat oh ash
Okay, like, uh, almost like sage, like burning sage?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I got this.
But now I saw a live video on YouTube with them the other day.
They got a, they wanted to like to announce they have a drummer now.
They use a lot of stock footage.
I don't know.
That's either, now they're probably using AI.
Oh, all stock footage.
Yeah.
All stock footage.
I need to get access to a stock footage database.
A catalog, you do.
I'd love to be in stock footage.
I'm surprised you've ever heard this song.
Is that Gaza?
Beirut.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, no, they're chained.
That guy's not in the band.
That guy was...
California fires.
People arguing about climate change.
Good green screen work here.
Good God.
A woman with their fucking little boy is upset.
None of the stock footage.
Immigration.
People lost up.
Ice, boo.
By the way, in our household now, I sing this so much that in my house, when I go,
forced to embrace.
Our dog just gets them and starts running around.
She loves it.
Tail starts slapping.
Forced to embrace.
She's a big heck-and-taste torch fan.
Big heck-of-taste torch fan.
That's good.
No effing doubt.
Yeah, but here.
Are they in the new Corey documentary?
No.
No, they're not.
They're a different thing altogether.
Go on.
He brings up people, you're like, they're going to suck.
And then if they're even mildly talented, you're like, oh, yeah.
And this is the girlfriend.
Yes.
But she's not an angel.
No.
What's the difference?
She doesn't have to wear a costume.
Oh.
She just, I mean, she's her own spectacle.
I mean, she's all face-tatted up and shit.
That's cool.
And she's hot.
Like Amanda Binds.
But his whole thing, when he was telling the story on Tori's spelling thing, he's like, yeah, he goes,
we started dating and then she started saying like yeah i make music and it's like really this
happened like this way it's like no you found her music and you prayed on her don't say that and now
you're his he's already versed the world not to you too jesabel sweet said that he walked out of his
screening of the uh the documentary of the documentary oh okay that they just made about him what i did not
enjoy is to see that we reached out very quickly to that director has they written back at all
because she did Drew
Dr. Drew's show
Oh, she did
She did like 20 minute interview
with Dr. Drew I watched this week
Oh, love lines?
No, not love lines
She goes, let me ask you this
Does Courtney Feldman of AIDS?
It was not love line
Damn, I used to love love line
Oh, I listened to all the time
Me too
It was almost jerk offable
Some of them calls
I'm sure I masturbated to it
Yeah
Mostly Carolla's voice
Yeah, yeah
But I said he used to kill me
With that
When people called me
They go
I've only been with one
guy and now I have herpes and blah blah blah and he would just be like good times
whenever just say that I used to make me laugh all the time as a kid she is a
can we see what she looks like again she's cute right yeah I saw Jezebel at the
premiere of this of the documentary yeah you see her on stage apparently the I guess
it was a panel she was on it oh what oh please let to get
question so is this an authorized doc it was and he that he and he and it
It shows him in a bad light.
But she just tried, I mean, what Jezebel said is this lady was there for the whole time that she was, like, with the Corey's cult, that she, that this lady was there doing this.
And she was, like, fun, she said, and, like, was into it.
And, like, was just trying to do, like, I'm just opening, I'm turning the cameras on, and we're going to document.
And then when he started editing, it was coming back to him, he was like, he was freaking out.
So she just shelved it for years and just finished.
Oh, this is old.
It's exclusively from the Angels time
I thought the Angels time was still going on
That's long done
He cut that out about long time ago
Now I'd say about seven years ago
That's stupid
Courtney left him probably about four years ago
And his wife left him
The main angel
This doc is fucking
Is acting like it's now
That's why I'm so confused
Oh no
No and it's the best because they have the ex-wife
Who's the ex-wife now
The Main Angel
That's every
comment in the thing is all the same because she he goes one of the girls is complaining about
the outfit why and and he's like what do you mean because what do you mean you look like a lolita
you don't look like a lowlita it's an angel it's a beautiful costume he goes to his wife he goes
do you feel like a lolita do you feel like a lolita in your custom she goes no i don't even know
what a lolita is oh god and that's what he surrounded himself with i have a feeling
cori hame wasn't much smarter no chris for me this is the david lee rothie
with the Angels.
Okay, understood.
This is the best.
Yeah, this was, oh, the times you're seeing him.
Yeah, that was Celebrity Boot Camp
when he went on with his wife.
Ah, all right, this is, like, Prime, like, Corey coming up
with this, in this new era of his life.
Yeah, I still love that, dude.
Aaron Carter and Corey Filman,
that's one of my favorite interactions
on television ever.
They were talking about Corey Hame outside,
and then Aaron Carter comes in,
and he's like, Corey, the craziest thing happened.
He's like, we were talking about Corey Hame,
and then a bird flew by.
And Corey Ham like finishes it for me.
He goes like, and it was him.
And he's like, yeah.
Well, the afterlife gives us sickness, all right?
And Corey Ham's a bird.
It's obvious.
It's clearly a bird.
He's clearly a bird.
He goes, we talked about Corey Haim and a bird flew by.
He goes, it was him.
It was him.
Yeah, I get him going, was it, oh, you saw Corey Haimbird?
Yeah, he'll swing by once in a while.
Very nonchalant.
Oh, Corey Haimbird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's some kind of thing that goes wherever I can.
go. He's in this water bottle
right here. Oh my God, dude.
His face makeup's also running.
That's fine. It's not as bad
as Giuliani at that...
No, that's not as bad as that.
And by the way, before you waste your time,
Christine, I've already looked up if she's been naked. She hasn't.
Yet.
I mean, the only fans could come. It's coming.
Or maybe not nudes, but ludes.
A 25-year-old's the right girlfriend
for him, though, because if she don't give a fuck about
sucking on his old dusty dick,
like, at the end of the day, the exposure
she'll get this is more than she would get at her age
in just vast L.A.
She's not, I'm sure she's not a prodigy talent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's all face-tatted, so she's
chose a look. Sure. So it's like, this will get
her enough fans. But hey, Post-Malon has face tats
and he's doing great. He is doing great.
Four different genres of music somehow.
Look at Jelly Roll. He's got face tats, I think.
Oh, yeah. A bunch of face tats.
Mike Tyson, face tats, great.
She'll have a fucking dispensary soon.
You know, you're not wrong. Now do you say it? Almost everyone with face
tattoos does fantastic.
What about riffraff?
He's bigger than ever.
Everyone loves riffraff.
He's dominating the world.
He's got fucking hundreds of thousands of Twitch streamers.
Lil Weezy?
Oh, God.
He's huge.
Adrian Sky.
Yeah.
She's, well, her album's out.
I'm sure it's not doing great.
Do you think this doc's going to be worse or better than the Diddy Doc?
That's, I think, a series, right?
It's multiple episodes?
No, this is one.
Oh, that's good.
It's like an hour 45.
dude it's a doc
that's nice
because I figure
because it was like
what what streamer is on
Netflix or some shit
it's not a streamer
no it's going to pay per view
why for the Diddy doc
the 50 cents oh no
no no Diddy is
is uh Netflix
okay this is gonna be on
YouTube and you know
like whatever we call
at home on demand
but it's only like three bucks or something
right she should make it more
that's a good deal
I think it was cheap when I saw it should be more
that's good content for good prices
our 45 minute documentary
on this psycho he's gonna lose his shit about it it's probably because it's so so from so long ago
it's probably why the low price people i think want a current update on corey but i mean they're
really gonna get in there and show his like because again it was it was the changing of times you know
he's make the joke about it was different time it was the changing of times there so he didn't see
that the world thought his Corey's angels were a weird thing so he put that out into the world
big like he was real big so what you're gonna get is a lot of that like
girls get on your leotards
and exercise in front of me
this is part of the program
and he's also doing it with a little bit of a wink
to be like
hey guys aren't I living
the Hugh Hefner life
oh yeah sure
he wants to live at Hugh Hefner life
and then you're just kind of like
when she showed us
when Jezebel Sweet showed us
the house that they were living
that he called Feld Mansion
that's awesome
Feld Mansion
it is a very reasonable home
not even a McMansion
it's just a house
it's a house
sort of
you could tell me
It's a few apartment units.
It's shipping containers stacked up, four of them.
Yep, that's what it looks like.
Oh, my God.
It looks like a shipping container.
Good deal.
It wasn't just a band either.
It was like a university.
You went to school.
Oh, like.
It's like a more talented Andrew Tate.
Yes.
It's like a hustler university thing.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like if Andrew Tate was in the Goonies.
Which he should have been.
He could be in the reboot.
He should be in the reboot.
Kids love Andrew Tate.
Yeah.
Up there.
It's fucking cucks times.
Down here's our time.
Down here, you can just control women and make them stream on chatterbate.
Yeah, we're the goonies.
Now, shut the fuck up and suck my dick, you dumb whore.
Also, I want you cutting up clips for TikTok of this.
That's Feld Mansion, dude.
That's really nice.
It does look like shipping containers, though.
Yeah.
I didn't, I didn't see it before this, and it's definitely a shipping container vibe.
All right, so the top floor must have been an add-on, and that's definitely a fucking shipping container.
It looks like a shipping container.
That had couches and trafficked women in it before this.
And then actually, ironically enough, there's more traffic women in it.
But do you see what I mean?
It's like, it's a very basic house.
First of all, I'll say this too.
His direct TV signal must be shit because it's covered by foliage over there.
Oh, no.
Yeah, that's a big...
He must have been furious about that all the time.
You know what?
There's no time to watch TV when you're constantly cranking out double albums.
When you're making art.
This guy farts at a double album a week.
Jacob, is this the panel you saw?
Yes.
Yeah.
American Cinema Tech would a place that sounds so big and fancy for what they're showing.
Surprise he's not a con.
South of France?
Girls.
Oh, yeah, give me a little bit.
Is he broke?
No.
I wouldn't think he's broke, but I don't think he's, like, killing it.
But she did say, I asked that, and she said they stayed in, like, usually five, four or five-star hotels everywhere they went.
That's good money.
were on Corey's Angels and I think he's probably got a little more he's probably doing a
little better now because now the novelty is still there like sure now he comes around he
doesn't give him he doesn't he doesn't say he doesn't give a fuck he doesn't know that 80% of
that audience is there to completely laugh at it sure but they show up well that's like that doesn't
so he could probably but I guess he could probably do like and they probably give him good
deals I'd say $15,000 nights maybe oh my god $10,000 night is her girlfriend happy you got to keep
her happy yeah just don't pay taxes on it laver oh yeah you need to keep that chick
She needs to be ripe with face tattoos.
Is this them talk, please?
Where's Jezbel on the end?
No, no, no, no, she's in the middle, yeah.
No one blames you, and I'm glad you survived it.
What is this documentary going to be?
This sounds like the world economic forum.
What's going on here?
You must remember when we originally talked to Jezebel, like, it is fucking dark in there.
Like, the stuff she was saying was happening as far as, like, drug use, and people being passed out and sex.
Yeah, for all of his, like, super clean, sober shit.
I remember we asked her?
I'm like, did he, like, never, like, lavish gifts on you and give you something like that?
She's, like, drugs.
Oh, no.
He gave us a lot of drugs.
A ton of fucking cat or whatever, like, just massive amounts of ket in me.
Well, his whole thing is he just, again, it was like, he was trying to do, like, the, you know, even though it was talked about, it was never, like, Hugh Hefner's thing was, like, the vision of, like, all the girls are walking around half naked and stuff.
And then the quiet side of it was that, like, and then three or seven of these girls have to go up there and pretend to want to do whatever while he jerks off.
and then fuck him yeah and like fuck and then do all these uh things he was doing that like
but he was almost preaching that he wasn't doing that yeah like Hugh Heffner really never made
any asides that he was wasn't that guy oh yeah and when they did that Cory Thomas he's like I'm
teaching them a skill they're they're gonna get on the road and they're going to be musicians and then
you see in the trailer for it one or two of the girls are but actually Jezebel said to us she
never played bass before that's in the trailer um but that's not even Jezabel that's the other
I think Jezebel plays
She plays a few instruments
She played guitar and she learned bass for the thing
You have to for Corey
But she was like she never played before
And that other girl goes like I never even played the bass before
I don't know what to be
And you could see it in their performances
What this shows me is every bass player
Is full of shit
If she can pull it off
I've never thought anything other than that
I've made a quite
I've made quite a stink about that in my life
Base player
If you tell me you play bass
Just say you're a guitar player
Because you have to play guitar
Flea's full of shit
Flea should have been an angel
Flea's full of shit
Flea has a talent of a Corey's angel
I think the most insulting
thing in the world is saying
How you like that Flea? Hey Flea how do you feel about that
You get the same skill set as Jezebel Sweet
You could have been a fucking angel and you
You stayed with the chili peppers
Fuck that's funny as hell
I wonder if she changed her tune but Marcy Hume
I think is her name the lady the director girl
I think she
like she's trying to keep it like
I'm not made didn't make a shitty documentary about him
but like with that guy's even reaction
and then pointing out that he sent a cease and desist
like it's get it if again I always say this
if somehow he's behind this
and working with her to make this documentary huge
oh that good there's always a thing
when someone's that dumb you have to take that step back
to go like or are they an evil genius
sure if it's just a work for everyone
And, like, I mean, I get, is he, is he that, he's crazy, right?
Like, Corey is the damaged man.
It seems it, very much so.
I mean, he did pull off that thing where he had a documentary about him been trafficked
in the Hollywood ped thing.
But then you saw zero traction.
Even when he, like, oh, no, we've been hacked in the theater.
Oh, yeah.
And then he got, and then.
I think that was real.
Yeah, they broke into the mainframe.
What he realized was.
Is that what he said?
He goes, he goes, they broke it in and they shut down the stream.
They said, he goes, what happened?
was, he didn't know it was going to be
as popular as it was, and they were not
prepared for the orders. He didn't pay for the
band. He didn't pay for the band. That's all it was.
Amazon Web Services
fucked him over. It's one
million percent, that's all it was.
They weren't prepared for it, so it didn't run.
I'm sorry to think the mainframe was hacked, though.
The mainframe might have been hacked. That was in the next
couple days later is when he said he got stabbed
with a needle in the
needle. I know, in the thing,
the wolf packs after him.
Yeah, so he had like this,
He has this arrested development thing of whenever all the bad should happen to him in the 80s.
And that's what his understanding of reality is to this time, which is why he thinks hacking a mainframe can destroy a stream.
Yeah, yeah.
And people are still worried about getting stabbed with needles.
Yeah, yeah, he's telling him.
He goes, I think there may have been HIV in it.
Someone hit me with a polio needle.
I'm in an iron lung.
I think I've been dosed with scurvy.
You're not a pirate.
but yeah he is uh so i love that he's getting angry but again it said the geniuses if he knows
how to manipulate this because he did say eventually he came out and said that the guitar solo is like
yeah no it's like the worst thing ever it's like it was on purpose but it wasn't it wasn't just enough
people got in his ear where he was like maybe i should say yeah yeah i was doing it as a gag
you got you got you got to you got to say something just say it was it or or he just took the bait all that could be a
simple as on the bus one day
like dude I love how you just go out there
and slap the guitar and just say fuck it like
I think it's so funny that you go up there
and do that and then he was kind of going it's like I know
right like they think I can play the guitar oh yeah he picks up
on it right yeah maybe that
possibly maybe someone just going like
it's awesome that you do that to be funny
and he was like right yeah I do do that to be
funny because I would say he just thinks because
he's you don't move your finger he's moving his fingers
to positions that aren't notes he's just like
and he's just wailing that's his genius
though. Why does he have a
piece of Jimmy Page on when he's
doing a 10 minutes song?
Why are you so stuck
with all the rest of these things that other
guitarists played with? Maybe found something new.
Maybe he found new notes, Jay.
He was, that's your problem? You're not willing to
think outside the box. Exactly. He's on a different
plane. It's always been my goddamn problem.
Yeah, man. You're stuck inside a fucking box.
Inside of a goddamn box.
It's embarrassing.
Everyone's talking
about it. Everyone's mentioning it.
but I wonder if she's starting to feel like bad in any way
because I don't think they had like a contentious thing
and if he's not in on this and he really is furious as is coming out
because she keeps presenting like I just document I didn't want to make it a thing
well that's the thing for anyone I guess who's doing a doc like this
not so much now because less like docs where the director has like final cut
happen anymore everyone's like tied into the doc they do
which I thought Corey was with this which he isn't so that's what she has to
wrestle with right well you also have to be
if it's not a work you have to be
a next level fucking like lunatic
to like put the stuff out there
that he puts out there and then like
he just like shies away like it didn't happen
I mean how much people how else could you
do it how much people have to not believe you
how uncredible you have to be
for when you come out and this thing that everyone's been waiting for
and go and here you have it
Charlie Sheen used to fuck Corey Haim
between trailers
every day on the set of Lucas
and the world, including Corey Hame's mom and Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen told the world he had Tiger Blood.
He tried to fight Chuck Lohr.
Winning?
Yeah, the winning.
Winning. Was hiding AIDS while fucking two porn chicks.
Yeah, just like smoking base on camera.
Toring around and just fucking getting fucked up.
Just a massive amount of cocaine.
Crazy.
And when Corey Hane was, Charlie Sheen did that, everyone was still like,
shut the fuck up, Corey Feldman.
So bad.
Like, if you were crazy enough.
He figured if he throws that at Charlie Sheen somehow that the world won't even question
that for a second.
They said no, and Corey Ham's mom came out and go like, I was on the fucking set of Lucas.
And Corey Ham...
Oh, did she?
Oh, yeah, she put out of a thing saying, like, it's unequivocally untrue.
Jesus Christ, Corey.
Yeah, see the thing where she shut it down?
So if it is true, I feel really bad for Corey.
Feldman?
Yeah.
but the thing is he didn't if his if he was nonstop my goal is to upend that system of like this pedophilian Hollywood for sure he wouldn't he's like here's a documentary to go with my new double album and look at this girl's pussy hanging out
that's my wife's tits over there in Corey's defense look at Diddy and Weinstein everyone fucking knew everyone that Diddy was constantly just feeding everyone drugs and raping
during these parties
and why isn't the same thing
raping constantly
and no one said nothing
until they felt safe enough
to say something
sure that's the thing
everyone's fine with fucking lying about it
until the money dries up
it depends if you're in those situations
it seems like in the ditty situation
you could have gotten killed
if you crossed that also
the Feldman world doesn't feel like
you're in that kind of danger
not as much danger probably
but I mean maybe the people
but also the people
I don't know how far it went
but even their
their rapes and molestations
aren't coming for
It wasn't trickling down from, like, the head of Warner Brothers.
Mm-hmm.
It was, like, the chaperone who was supposed to be looking after them, they say.
Yeah, and then they do a podcast.
Or what's the guy, I love it, because the name is so silly.
Oh, the dude.
All the kids hung out at, like, Sophie's Soda Shop or something.
Yeah.
And they all, what it was was, it was an underage place for underage celebrity kids.
And they were, and they were praying on there.
Goes, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
That's what I would assume that.
place was. Yeah, why? I mean, if you
just hear that, unless you're praying,
why would you go anywhere near it? I assume
in hindsight now, every place
in my town, it was Circus Town, was like the
Chucky Cheese knockoff that did
that did the teen dances on the weekends.
Circus Town, is it called? It was called
Circus Town of Philly. I watched a lot of movie. Five
Nights at Circus Town. Terrifying.
Terrifying. God damn those animals.
When the teen sex stops, that's
when the animatronics wake up. They should
do a five night at Freddy's, but there.
Yeah, look at it. He's a scam artist.
calls him. That's Corey Hame's mom calls Corey Feldman a scam artist.
I'm on Corey's side. I believe victims.
And she says it. You believe Corey Feldman completely?
I bet something, something obviously. I've always held firm.
Yeah. Something happens. Who knows what? But something bad happened.
But the thing is, stop bringing it up.
And no, no, no. Stop bringing up if you're only going to keep telling everybody the whole world that Corey Hame got fucked constantly.
That's his ace in the hall.
He doesn't tell his things ever.
He doesn't.
No.
Oh, that I didn't.
No, he only talks about Hame.
He says one thing, he thinks maybe at a party, and they show it in the movie.
He thinks possibly maybe at a party that a guy maybe was trying to go to suck his dick, but he stopped it before him.
All right.
Well, that should give you power, then.
And then I believe in the book.
I believe in the book, he doubles down the story of one day in a hotel room, Corey Hame and Corey Feldman's chaperone.
So Corey Hame himself, and Corey Phelman Chevron, went in the bathroom to go butt fuck,
and he felt so, like, left out and lonely that he went for a walk,
at which point a girl picked him up in a pickup truck, a smoking hot chick,
to show him how to do cocaine for the first time and suck and fuck him all night long.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, but he walks outside the street, and then a very attractive woman.
He walks out, bummed out, walking down like the hills area, Howard Hills area.
Sure.
He's just walking, and then a girl in a pickup truck pulls up and goes,
Hey, I recognize you.
You want to hop in?
He's like, I guess.
And then he gets in and she's like, you know what this is?
This is cocaine.
He goes, that feels good.
She goes, God, you should fuck the shit out of me.
He's like, if you want me to, I will, I guess.
Yeah, it's a van that says free cocaine and sex as opposed to candy.
Free coke and sex.
What a weirdo.
And he was able to get hard after all that free coat.
He just gave his cocaine.
More power to you then, Corey.
Oh, boy.
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Same thing for a while?
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And Kev's just, I don't know if Kev's overreacting or what, but he's getting in his face, but he's drunk.
And I don't think he's trying to be funny.
I think he's straightening the dude out, but he keeps saying, he goes, man, who fucking tell me that shit?
She came out of my balls.
She came out of my balls.
That should be the new special.
Watch it.
Why's Kev's shirt off?
He's hammered.
He sounds fucked up.
She came out my ball.
And then his daughter's like, hey.
I don't want to think about your balls.
This makes me want to sign up.
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I'm surprised that
Kev doesn't feel
old in that
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Jesus Christ
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