The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Loneliest Show

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

Jay thinks the Bonfire is the loneliest show at SiriusXM because of the lack of famous guests that come into the studio. The most high profile guests are booked by Christine and not by the leading audio entertainment company in North America. | The stars of the National Women's Soccer Team are in the lobby being interviewed by the great Katie Nolan. Jacob is a superfan of the athletic ladies and stalks them for a photo. | Bobby started watching "The Madison" and loves it because of all the feelings. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. We're the loneliest show. Yeah. Yep. They got the U.S. girls' soccer team out there on the Fish Bowl. Look at a smile. I've never seen the smile. Go watch the thing.

He's never smiled at the beginning of any of our shows. Has he ever smiled? No, I know. That's what I'm saying. Why don't you go watch the show? He actually turned the show to do. I'm a professional. You turn the AC up because you're all hot and bothered, aren't you?

It is a little warm in here. I unzipped. These girls are all six inches taller than you. Six. It was disturbing. Like, Jaden Shaw is definitely taller than me. I think Rose is my height, though. Which one's Jaden Shaw?

I'm kidding. People listening in their car. There's only one black. There's go. Come on, Trinity. Come on Trinity. Different team. Latinas.

No Latina's there. Just whites and a black. Is it all whites and a black? Yes. And is that their nickname? No. Should be. It's a lot to put in a jersey.

White's in a black. White's in a black. Katie Nolan. Our friend Katie Nolan is over there interviewing the football club, which never. No, good for Katie. This is awesome. It's a big good. It's a very good.

However, we can't have T.J. Miller show up to our show. Series XM hates us. I think secretly or not secretly, yes, they do. We must make enough in advertising to just, like, get us through. Or we're a tax write-off. Our pay, maybe we're a tax right off. I don't know how that works. They're laundering money through us.

I guess they do have to fill shows. Every company has to have a loss to get taxes. Maybe we're the loss. Oh, maybe we're the loss. Yeah, we're the loss every year. Bought Fire didn't do it again. They do not take us seriously. on giving us guests

that mean anything at all from them. On our own, we get them. We have the staff. I mean, we have the three producers and DJ Lou. We have the people to have the function of a great interview or people could,

I mean, right here, we have cameras. No. They're there. Oh, they exist for sure. Oh, yeah, it would look professional if they walked in. I understand what you're saying, yes. Now, when they're going to be like,

which one's my camera? I go, all of them, we're none of them. It doesn't matter. They're not on. We have to hire a Filipino gay boy. We have a Filipino gay boy to come set cameras up awkwardly right in the middle of the table. No, he doesn't. And we mean Paco's not gay.

We're saying he's a gay's boy. He's the boy of a gay. That's what I met. Yeah, I know. I was just making sure people didn't think you said it wrong. I don't want people to think you were just calling Paco gay. He's not gay at all. Well, we're going to find out this weekend coming up.

I guess this weekend we will find out. I'm going to find out. I'm taking him on the first of them. row with me I'm gonna test his gayness yeah I'm gonna make him do yeah I'm gonna test it he'll do whatever you want if you know Paco to go out and host the show with like tape over his wiener he would do it really 100% all right we'll see what happened maybe I'll have him get slowly undress on stage yeah yeah until by the time your set's over I want you down your underwear never acknowledge taking your clothes off he will do that I want you to do an angel salazar set

Salazar it yeah check it out Salazar it yeah check it a real check it out moment check it out check it out check it out Can we take that? He's dead? Can we start doing that? Of course we can. Check it out. Did Dennis Wolfberg have any lines that were big?

I like to use his thing. And he just went, The house is home. Did you get to work with him or did he die before you were working? Die before I worked. Yeah. Yeah, but he was around. I think he came to Boston one time.

He was funny. I never saw him live, but he was one of the guys that was always on those shows and so recognizable because it was weird face. But he's to make me laugh. Yeah. I was like, let's see if it holds up. I think it probably does. Give me some Wolfberg.

He had a thing. Oh, yeah, it's eyes. It's the eye bugging, but I'm saying, oh, he's going to talk for sure about getting something shoved up your butt. I think this joke was on everything he ever did, and then he says something, again, it's about the, it's the noise he makes and the eyes

when he talks about getting it shoved up his butt, I think. It's like everything builds up and then shoots out of his mouth. He goes, yeah, the shoots out his mouth and eye. Yeah. One eye. Yeah. No wonder he died. He was probably pushing his mouth.

his fucking brain out his ear. I think his eye exploded and he bled out. That was his delivery. 10 to 602. And then do the face, the face with the eyes. Yeah. Didn't hold up. No, it didn't hold up.

Fuck, we do this a lot. Yeah. We go back. Ruin our heroes. We ruin like people I thought, like my whole level was like, man. I was such a wolf bird. Remember what's him? Yeah, dude, he was the greatest.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's the problem is like you really, when anybody just lays that hunk of shit like Bill Hicks and blah, blah, blah, blah. I always go, watch it again, man. Yeah. Really go watch it again. Is it really, is it buckling you? Is he nailing it?

Is he really letting you know how it is in the world? He was 33 when he died. Who was the guy that had the football helmet? Bob Nelson. Now that's got a hold up. No way. Yeah. No way.

Dude, physical comedy does not die. It's evergreen. It lasts forever. No, dude. You're so wrong. I'm telling you right now it's got to hold up. None of it. It's got it.

It's from Philly. Philly guy. Philly guy. When I started, when I would do open mics at the comedy cabaret and like real, a real shitty room in northeast Pennsylvania, I would do it. And the poster was always like Bob Nelson and friends because, you know, he's going to do his characters. Yeah. Well in there.

Is Bob Nelson still currently working? He might be dead. No, he's still working. He does like Uncle Vinnie's. Yeah? Yep. He still does Jersey and Philly and stuff, like those type of clubs. I'd go watch Bob Nelson.

That's what Caroline is always a good for. or something like that. Yeah. Like a late night Thursday, Bob Nelson or something. But, yeah, I never got to. You know, it's really working now a lot? The guy from Police Academy. Michael Winslow?

Michael Winslow. He's working. Let's see. What's this going on? This is his dates? Yeah. Bob Nelson, New York, Port Jefferson, New York, Point Pleasant, New Jersey. Uncle Vinnie's.

There you go. Atlantic Heights, New Jersey at a movie theater. Port Jefferson, a place called Theater 3. A private gig, there's no reason to put that on your list. Why do you put a private party on your schedule? Why do you put to be announced on... Private party, we'll figure. Just to beef up the page.

Here, he's a casino. Wait, it's a casino in Missouri, but we're not sure. When? Which, no. That's not when. That would be the name of the place. Maybe the club's not built yet. What's the last one?

I'm telling you. It says a casino. in St. Joseph's Montana to be announced. He doesn't know where was that Montana? Is that Montana? That's Montana. Dude, I was so proud of you that you knew it because I didn't and you did, you said Montana. M.O. is Montana Missouri. Fuck, dude. Just stay Montana. I'll agree with you.

M. T. Jacob's so trying to stay with us right now. He's staring at these fucking girls on the screen. He's staring at these. It's not usually on. I know. I didn't put that on. Well, we're going to leave it on. Just see how focused you can be on our show. Well, we're trying to keep you smile in the background,

so when I look over, we think you're smiling at us, but you're just staring awkwardly at the vaginas of four women you're about to go take a picture with. We should play this every day on the show. They have no idea. Yeah, can we just loop this? They have no idea the thoughts Jacob's having about them right now. Which one would you go for first, dude?

Before you take a picture with them, I want you to tell me these things. Which one would you have first? Dream scenario. You get to go in there right now. I was going, you send Katie out of the room. Katie, get out of here. You're my friend's lady. I can't be, have you be part of this.

Then you just start bending these girls over one at a time. What's the order? I don't think like that about our national team. But now you have to, because I ask. No, I don't want to. You know to sell it? He just has to bring it to the gutter immediately. Which ones would I date?

No. No, which one would you bend over? None of these girls. The Ron Bennington chairs. Not the bonfire stools. The Ron Bennington chairs. These are comfortable chairs. they got oh god damn katie i never even thought about how comfortable katie looks in her chair

she looks great looks fantastic they wouldn't have even thought of putting her in some shitty high chair you asked that these have be at the last remote show we did and because bennington has them and it turns out they own the chairs and the producer just brings them in her car they lied to you jacob no no those are ron's chairs the producers even have the producers even have a car that she does No Deb? She has

Deb? No. Deb has a car No I've been in it Oh really? Yeah What is it a fucking Astrovan

That's a jeep Three of these giant chairs It's a Jeep Okay Does she fit two of these giant chairs She brings them I asked how does those chairs Get there?

She's I bring them I own them And I bring them To the show She's lied to all of us before I want to say something Right now

You think those are Benington's chairs That Deb brought in For the team Not the ones here What are those? She has her own for remote shows. What are the ones here? Okay, those are...

We're not allowed to have those either. You can get them. I didn't realize... So what you're saying to us is that we should buy our own chairs. And bring them to go with our cameras in Paco? If you want to do a remote show, you have to bring your own chairs, yes. Or you have to settle for the chairs at a venue, at the venue. I would bet $100 million that Deb does not bring chairs in her phone show.

She told me. Of course she did. I'm going to call her? She does. She'll say anything, Deb. Well, I mean, she got me good then. She once printed an article by Christine called it Rock and Roll. It was the Ramblings of a Psychopath. What was it?

That was a manifesto, I believe. It was a manifesto, yeah. Jeremy Bryant. Let's bring it up. Awesome. I'd love to read it. Was it interesting? I'll read it.

It was not. What were you saying in it? Who knows? She's, yeah. She's no idea. That's great. Did you read it? No.

Oh, Marie, that's a nice. I'm going to get it printed like the Constitution. Put on some scrolls. Yeah, well, we all sign it. That wasn't a shot at you, Christine, by the way. It was just saying, like, you know, devil do whatever. I just thought it disappeared forever and ever. She'll say whatever.

I think it's gone. You're going to get it for your birthday. I'm going to get it framed. No, no, it is gone. I'm saying, like, my point, I'm just saying, devil just say a thing. You know what I mean? It felt real. Really?

Yeah. Why don't you grab your? arm and say it to you, I bring those, Jacob. You can't mess with Jacob today. Jacob's too happy. He's just letting it flow over. I'm like water right now. I don't even think he's hearing me. Oh, they're clapping for him. Jacob, you're thinking there's a chance it might be over soon. You might get a chance to run out there.

I can't believe you're missing the interview. I don't know if you heard some of the gripping questions. Like, who talks the best smack here? How are you going to find out who talks the best smack? He actually, I was videotaping him watch. And the first question, he nodded his head. Like he approved of the question. Oh, nice. He's reading lips for sure. He literally went like this.

Katie asked a question, and he went, that's a good one. That's what I would have. Look at everybody. They're getting up, Jacob. This is it, dude. They're not texting you. No, I'm getting a text.

I know when to come out. Oh, I hope he forget. I hope he forget to text you in the worst way. Can somebody text him to forget? My contact knows that I'm... Do you know his contact is? You have a contact? Steve is his contact.

Oh, I like Steve. Do you know Steve? We all know. They don't let Blacklew talk to Steve? No, Steve Steve. Oh, Steve's producing it. Steve Steve Steve. Oh, Steve Steve Steve.

Good guy. Look at everybody getting their talks in with them. Hey, what's it like? What is that thing? Who's that guy next to Katie right now? Hey, what's it like playing a sport nobody outside of South America respects? Does she have, does she play with a broom? Is that legal?

What the fuck? Oh, look, this girl's rapping at them. All right, y'all. You to white bitch think you can score. on me, score on me, motherfucker. I hope they're getting called out by other soccer players in the room. You white bitches don't know how to do shit. Is that Dan Soda in drag?

Talking to Katie right now? I think Dan snuck in as a red-headed woman. It really looks like Soter in a fucking wig. That is upsetting. You're not wrong. Hey, Katie says, Dan, excuse me. We have to get you out of here. With the weapons makeup on, the white makeup?

I like that girl right there with the black, with the black girl with the New York shirt upside now. That's Jaden Shaw. You can just say the black girl. She's cute. Is that New York? What is it? What are the black girl who you'd be talking about?

The black girl with a New York shirt on? Which other one? There's no other black girls? There's no other black people in the vicinity of this building right now. There's the lead singer of the cars, taking photos. And look at that. By the way, look at all the white players, walk over to Katie and talk,

and they leave the black girl out. It's classic. Classic. No, the black girl made them come to her. No. Look at that. The black girl stood her. She just said, fuck it.

Come over here. She don't give her damn. They don't respect her at all. Oh, they're doing the photo ops, Jake. They must have forgot to call you. She's cute. It's not about the photo. They're going to get them out of here without you.

No, I know that it's coming. I'm already getting texts. Are you panicking? I know their whole schedule. Steve, they're taking pictures. You know their whole schedule? Damn. That girl's wearing pull-away jeans, dude.

Keep saying that, but I think it's the design, though. All the sides of buttons. Maybe. Go try. Steve told me that my picture will be, he's going to call me exactly when they're ready for me. I hope something happens and he forgets.

You don't mean that. What? You don't want that to happen to me. If they're gone and you patiently wait for Steve to call you and he doesn't, I want that to happen. Black, Lou, if you don't follow them out there and say things behind them, like, Jacob, tell them about the posters in your bedroom. Just say things like that.

The Nazi book Tell them about the chance No no just make it It's weird with them It goes Tell about all the jerseys you have All the girls football All the girl soccer jersey you have

Please just keep saying Dude tell them about the snow globe collection Of U.S.A soccer players you have Oh poor Katie I can't follow them loose I'm telling you buddy No I'm not gonna I have a job to do

You do have a job to do But you're supposed to this photo's happening They're all leaving No well they're going to take more pictures with the crowd and then when the crowd wraps I'm going right at the you think they're going to wait I know they're going to wait oh really they'll hold them for you I'm sorry I'm getting a text yeah sorry the girls had to go what's the text they just wrapped I don't he doesn't realize that we've done something we've never done

before oh so he lied to you he lied to you he didn't know we're watching he says they Just wrapped now. It's already alive. It's been over. We've been talking about it being over for 10 minutes. Well, they wrapped in the business. They left a studio. You're talking business logo?

But then that means they're not wrapped because now they have to do the meet and greet. They got to do the photos. Should you go now? Are you going to wait for a second? We've got to think of more things we need black glue to say in the background. I kind of have to leave now.

Yeah, all right. Black Lou, do you have the things we said so far? Jacob, tell them about the posters in your bedroom. Tell them about the posters, Jacob. Tell him about the You're not going to say that Tell me about the jerseys you got Tell them how you wear all of their jerseys

Lou, tell them this Hey, show them the painting you made Tell them when you got arrested in the locker room Of the local girls Local high school girls soccer team That's a good one No, no no, it's just write it down So you remember the words

Don't say any of it Hey, Lou, ask them, say hey Give them the earrings you made them Yes, that's fucking great Show them tattoos you have of their faces. Yeah, tattoos are good. Just fixing his hair.

What? I always do. All right, Jacob. Really? You're constantly fixing your hair? Are you going to be right back? How long are going to be, Jacob? I mean, I think they're taking pictures now, so they're going to.

It should be very good. Look at the producers taking pictures themselves in the chair was just fucking so hilarious. Oh, were they? Yeah. Look at the big. What a bunch of dumbasses. Look at their dumpers are still engraved in the seats.

I know. Jacob, oh, dude. Jacob should go smell the seats. Let's let Jacob smell the seats. Don't do Katie's, though. That's disrespectful to our friend. It's disrespectful. But the other girls, I don't care about their boyfriends.

I think it smells like Dan Farts? Her pooper? They must have the same fart smell. They eat the same thing. Because you know what? I don't have a good argument against that. That might be sound logic. That might be good science, my man.

You know. That might be good old-fashioned science. Weird. You know, the people that produce our fishballs are never as happy. They're dancing. they're never happy. No one's happy at our fish bowls. Yeah, we are.

We're not happy. We're sitting on shitty chairs. We're a tax write-off. I think they started just filling in with people at one. But didn't they say last time we had this show, they just grabbed people? Yeah. And so people that were there, we found out, right? We asked Mike, what do you guys here?

We go, we work here and they made us to fill in seats. Was that true? I think so. I'm almost certain of that. Lou, is that true? I don't know, but I know one of them had a DJ Lou shirt on, so some of them were real. And there was only like 15, 10. Right, right, right. No, I was saying, I think we did about 10, and they had to fill in five.

I can tell you were some people that were just there for, like, a tour or something. It was something like that. There's somebody that works here, but that's usually like you have a no-show. Because they barely released any tickets because you could only fit like 15 people in there, so, you know, five don't show up. It's 30-year audience. Did Jacob just skip by the windows? Did he? Did he just run by the windows?

I hope so. He really likes women's soccer. I mean, with a, with a, with a, with a, you know. that only a not-American man could do. Yeah. I think it to be a foreign lady to care about this. I know he prefers women's soccer. It doesn't really care about men's.

I know. Oh, they're coming back in for a second. He prefers a WMBA, too. That's Steve right there, there's Steve. It is? Yeah, that's Steve. Steve Rino? Yeah, Steve's a good guy.

He's got these liners. I don't know, Steve. You've bet him. I have? Yep. I'm bad at this. No. haven't seen him a lot he's under the radar okay why does bobby know steve so well

i don't know because i've been oh wait i've been around for a long time i gotta see his face if i see his face i don't know exactly who steve is i think used to have hair didn't he yeah we all did that was it he's been here a good 20 years did you did you out those things lou no did you did you do which one did you did you get did you Did you give them the earrings thing? You got... Oh, the best one. That was the best one, Bobby.

What was they say? I was walking away, I went, ugh. Hell yeah. How to feel? It felt good. Yeah? Emily remembered me. She goes, I remember you.

From what? Stocking pages? From outside the fishbowl. Just non-repeating DMing her in our N-CM? What you're talking about from before the show? Yeah, after we did our pre-tape, I walked past the fish bowl. Katie was out there.

But she said, I remember you. But there was just, she means from like 45 minutes ago. Yeah. That's not remembering. They says it was sarcastic, it seems like. Yeah. It wasn't any sarcasm.

No. You think she was remembering that she remembered you? From 45 minutes ago, yeah. Well, who can't know that? No, that's almost the thing. Well, we were introduced. Yeah. Go ahead.

Take it from me, Jay. No, no. No, no. This is your moment, too. I'm not tearing you down, family. I'm not tearing you down, family. I'm not. I know what happened about there.

You're out there, you felt secure in the arms of those large women, those athletes that made you feel. Safe? Dainty and safe the way you like to feel. He's like to curl up on her lap, like a Shih Tzu at night on your couch. Maybe she pat. To have her rub your belly. Would you love to get some hot chocolate with hot Choppelopolis?

Hot Choppelopoulos? Marshallos. You'd love to do that with her. You'd love to silly talk with one of them, wouldn't you? I would. You would? I'm not going to lie. What would you say?

Would you want some hot choppelopolis? Yeah, now you say you feel this way about, and I believe what you said during the break, was any one of them except the black. No, it's not true at all. Jayden's very cute. Is she your favorite? Of those four?

It's a tough one, but it's a toss-up between... I mean, you're asking me, I don't know. He's asked you which one would you like. He's worried his mother's not going to accept a black one. at the Passover She's not going to do it She's not going to know how to react at Passover Jayden's taller than me

Which is a problematic Are they all tall than you? Well It's possible Two out of the forewere Well there's a picture Two out of the four were Do you have the picture Jay

Luke? No, it was the professional photo So it was going to take a week They didn't allow anyone to take a photo Really? Really? Very strict You know what you start doing? Why? You should do it Dave Port and a

does every photo he takes and it's documented he stands on his tippy toes you should start doing that why are people that take pictures of me and bobby with fucking flip camera phone you get the fuck when we're taking pictures dude we're tax write off where oh that's right they're saving money

I think you're loved here they used to send us before you got here bobby's in the old days they used to send us like the list of people who were coming and then we write back like yeah the close one yes that person And then those things never happened. Now they just don't know. So now they just love it.

We're supposed to get, uh... They love you around. It would get you hyped up, though. It would send the thing that's like everybody. You'd find a reason for everyone. It'd be like weird ones. Like David Cassidy. I mean, oh, my God, I could talk to David Cassidy for an hour.

Partridge family and the Bonnadooch and the so... And then, uh, but it's like, you know, now... Yeah. He's only going to come in for every other show. He's leaving right before you guys go on. And he's getting there way before you're there. We have to hunt celebrities in the... hallway like animals we've got i'd say we there's a good there's a strong chance that we're 50 50

on big guests i'd say we're 50 50 50 on pulled them directly out of the hallway to booked yeah conan 12 years conan i asked conan in the hallway that's true i went up to conan i was like dude come on our show and he said it he said right uh barry manelow begged for barry yeah little kim uh what you call it. T.I. T.I. is going to come on because... Mayor, John Mayor. John Mayor. Um, yeah, several people. What's the ditsy one's name? Paraselpsi. We pulled in ourselves. It's crazy, yeah. And who have we had booked? Look for somebody else. Because Marcus King was us. Stephen Wilson, Jr. was us. Us. Right? Gary Clark Jr. was us.

Perry Clark Jr., us. Yeah. And the funny part, we can't even get Stephen back on when he's in town. Well, he found out that we were low on the totem pole here. Who told him that? Katie Nolan, I'd guess. Now, he's going to be doing the casual sportsnet cast with that. They got us Billy Idol. Billy Idol was a good one. Fran Dresher.

Frang Dresher years ago, they got us here. We got Gavin Rossdale. We got, what's his name, who did the Bruce Springsteen. Hank Azaria. Hank Azaria. Yeah, they got us him. That was your neighbor. A lot of these people are my neighbors.

Yeah, but I'm telling you, it's about a good. No, that would they don't get Hank. It's a bit, huh? Who got us Hank? I didn't. You got Hank? Yeah. Oh, that's right.

Yeah. That's right. How'd you get Hank? It was something. It was the stand, actually. Yeah, it was something they were helping to promote. Take that one off the list. So no, Hank is there.

That's us. E. E. E. Falco. Eddie Falco. Donnie Walberg. But again, all these also weren't like, hey, they want to come in. we're going to get them to come in and do your show.

It's will you move everything around to come in when they're here. Yeah, can you do the show at 948 on Friday? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then they cancel. Oh, no. That's what I was going to say.

And then also a lot of times they go, all right, these people are going to come? We go, you find out that, I mean, this happened a lot. There's been a lot. Because I know myself, I did what you did, Bobby on this last one, which was Jamie Lee Curtis and Bobby Conavall, which got dialed back to just Bobby Conavall, which got dialed back to Bobby Convald doesn't want to do it. But I've had a couple of like, I'm like, oh no. By the way, I started to get less nervous when it would be like, you're coming in early

to do a thing tomorrow. I'm like, I stopped getting nervous because I go, I'd say it's 75% chance they're going to say it's cancel, and then it just would. It would can't, but a bunch of those. I had something that day that I didn't cancel. Oh, good. I was going to wait until the last minute to cancel it, and I didn't have to. Thank God.

Bobby Convali does not give a shit. I like it was like, it seemed like it was like, it's Jamie Lee Curtis and Bobby Conavale. And you go, I'd love to talk to Jamie Lee Curtis and Bobby Connolly. You go, it's just Bobby Connolly, idiot. You think you're going to get Jamie Lee Carson? You go, I'd be great to talk to Bobby Connoffler. And they go, he doesn't care.

Yeah, he's not coming in. He doesn't give a shit. Happy St. Patty's Day, Jay. Oh, happy St. Patty's Day. It's my people's day. Top of the Mernin to you. Happy St. Patty's Day to all of you. I was thinking about going and getting a corn beef to cook after the show

and then completely changed my mind. You should. It's one of my favorite meals of the year. Oh, that's great, yeah. Did you have been corned beef tonight? Yeah, she's, I'm not going to be there, but yeah, she's cooking it, so I'll have a plate waiting for me. Oh.

Yeah, corn beef. She's doing a new thing with the cabbage, though. I don't know what it is. What does that mean? She's doing a new thing where she's making like a, I don't know. She's doing it. She said I'm trying something new with the cabbage. I'm like, what can you do with cabbages that's new?

Sourcrowded? Maybe. Maybe she's sauerkraut in it? I love it. I love a corned beef and cabbage with the little potatoes. Sure. Butter, butter, butter, butter. I put butter on the cabbage.

Ooh. You. It's so good. And it's salt and pepper it. Some of a bitch. Yeah. I might just get a corned beef sandwich from a diner. You can't do that.

Just make it. I'm not very festive. I don't say Patty's Day particularly. You make a great. You make a great. You're a great cook. No. There you are, dude.

That fucking stromboli's great. Your meatballs are great. It's my mom's recipe, though. Yeah, but it's your recipe now. She did die. Ah, shit, sorry. I didn't mean it like that, but... I do take it with me.

Yeah, sure. It's yours to pass on to your daughter. Mm-hmm. Right? She's got it. Yeah. She knows it. I think I've said it pretty loud on the air before.

I think it's pretty simple. Pretty simple recipe. It's two things and meatballs. Don't keep sending me fucking... stupid things. Pitches of little potatoes and cabbage. Oh, she keeps sending me like self-help things. She's worried about you, dude. But what? I'm more healthy than her.

I don't know. I am. I work out four days a week. I go to therapy. I go to meetings. People are going to hear on Thursday that even Byron Allen's happy you're still in therapy. Byron Allen himself is thrilled that you're still in therapy. Let me tell you something, bro. That was a nice hot one I took today. That was a real good. Here's the thing with that one. That just came out of nowhere.

Yeah. We were over here, and then we went right there, and then all of a sudden, the show's over, and I was... We were borderline getting ready to talk about David Vox-Mullen again. We were borderline, but we didn't. Well, we got distracted. I forget how it was that... We started talking about bombs.

We like to show our bombs. Now, what is funny is we were calling it, like... We said, well, we don't want to show videos of us doing... Videos of you doing well with shit material is worthless. You're terrible. Because you could pick it apart as comics, but other people don't give a shit that much about it. You're picking apart somebody actually bombing is really funny because then there's a psychology attached to that that's very interesting. Something very interesting to that.

So, uh... More interesting to comedians, I think, than regular. So I said, what I'm trying, it would be Canadian TV. We've got to find some Canadian TV of me just really not doing well because that's there, that exists in the world. But, um, but anytime I've been doing like the shittiest, hackiest stuff on TV, it's killing. I would not say marshmallow O's hotchapel has a tachy. I didn't say anything about you at all. I didn't say anything about you whatsoever.

You took that upon yourself, my mom. It was at the time probably mixing, mixing vulnerability and physical comedy the way I did. You're a pioneer of sorts. Of sorts. See, now, there was comics that are physical like Dane, but it wasn't edgy. It wasn't vulnerable. I was vulnerable. I called myself a queer.

I told everybody. Every guy's gay, though. Oh, wait, you know, I just noticed by looking at our paper. What? That our next two bookings of guests, T.J. Miller and Bruce Bruce are both rescheduled from not showing up last time. You think, Corey, you think T.J. is showing up tomorrow? We've only had two guests' book that haven't showed up.

This is a cycle of two months of Bruce, Bruce and T.J. Miller might be coming in. We could have Mike Feeney. We could have Mike Feeney on. You got a Feeney. Yeah, let's just our booking guest. every day and start booking just our very, very local friends. Yeah, we just, yeah, no more famous people. Hey, guys, outside Steve from the cellar, the guy who takes tickets is going to be third

mic today. Hey, Liz, you're around on Thursday? We're just looking to shoot the shit with somebody is all, you see? We already know everything about each other. We have to learn about other people, but they won't give us people. And we do good interviews, by the way. Our interviews are not only insightful, hilarious. We do not.

Some people give interviews, and it's just. an interview sure we take risks and make it funny absolutely right remember I asked Gavin Rosdale what it was like how crazy it was fucking Courtney Love and then he didn't answer remember that's right that's right I did that remember I remember I thought the Punisher was the Punisher from Marvel not the Punisher that fuck Diddy's girl I know I think you didn't realize it wasn't that Punisher until he started blowing his dick up with his ball bag I think so yeah I think that's when it really hit me I think we were like

Oh, this isn't that punisher. Well, I'm the one who actually got him to pull it out and do it. He wasn't going to do it. It's true. I think you said, no, don't. I did say that. No, I didn't tell him not to do it. I was saying no, don't to you.

Right. Because Black Lou, black me up on this. You come in a black guy involved in a world. He's coming from a hip-hop story. Now, it's the world of male dance, which has definitely has some gay undertones to it. but the idea of him thinking that would go swimmingly to ask this guy to show his dick I feel like listen if we had and I'm going to go through a list of names here

Mr. Marcus Lexington Steel uh fucking Blackzilla Jake Steed all these kings of humongous black cock pornography if they were sitting right here I want to go can I see it and I want to see it soft and then make it hard for me. I want to see all those things. But they're not going to accept that because in their world,

in their skewed idea, that's gay behavior. You'd have to ask them, can I see your hop-chapalopolis? You can have chocallopolis? Dude. I love you so much. I want that hot choccalopolis. I'm going to sit right here. Oh. Dude, yeah, we really do go for it.

We, remember the time you asked the guy about it? about it what was the where he asked him and he was like we're not going to talk about that Jay asked about his girlfriend or something who was that guy singer that's Gavin Rosson

yeah yeah so I said I had my Courtney Love fucking Courtney Love and he was like no he said something he was like he was like Courtney Love's great I love her and she's great he wouldn't kind of answer the question but he called me Howard Stern after that

yeah and we had Edie Falco come in and I talked to her like we were best friends that was uncomfortable that was great yeah She had a blast. I've said this to everyone outside this room. I said these guys, all the guests that come in,

they have a better time with Bobby and Jay than every other interview they do. I'd say Stephen Wilson Jr. had a better time with you guys than he did Howard Stern. He just doesn't realize, or he just realizes that it's better to do Howard Stern and not talk to us ever again. That's right. But was he laughing? No. No, no. No laughter at all whatsoever.

Go get that soccer team in here. I'm sure they left. No they did. How fast you think they are. Get them. Go get them, Jacob. Get them in here. No, I think they left.

You don't want it. You're ashamed of us. Jacob, I don't give a fuck if they're professional, the highest level gold medal winning athletes. You're a man. Outrun them. They're out of the building. You're simply a man. You can catch them.

They're also, okay, well, if they're outside and in a car, they're girl drivers. You could still be able to catch them on foot. Yeah. Grab her by her hair and drag her back in here. As an average athletic male, you should be able to. Catch a woman driving in a car from four blocks away and a 36 floor elevator ride. Why didn't it occur to you to see, do you guys want to come in on this show? I didn't even know they were in today.

I just saw them on the board. And then, I don't know. I didn't think it was right. Why didn't you think it was right to come in here? You're ashamed of us. Did that come out exactly the way I said? Yeah. What is the show?

What is this show? What is this show? What do we mean up of? Jay, I had no control over that. He goes, no, no, that's... I don't want you guys interview them. I don't want that. You didn't want it.

You didn't know they were in. It doesn't matter. I don't know any. I never know who's here until the three names I see as I walk through the front door on the list. They never tell me anyone. If you would have told me, try to get them in, I would have. But why, as the producer of the show... Yeah.

And the person who loves them, who's on the show live right now. knows that our only guests are friends who don't show up. Yes. Yeah, but I can't. Mike Fenoya canceled last time we had him coming. What the fuck? He's a friend of the show. We're done.

We are done. We just don't know. You didn't think to ask them? That wouldn't even cross your brain. That would have been good for you. They would have been sitting all around you. Yeah. What?

No, I can't do that. Why? It's not the... I mean, she's doing Katie's show. It's enough. Oh, so only one show. Yeah. Why?

They only came in for Katie's show. You don't want to interview them. Wow. Wow. He's trying to protect them from you guys. Why, though? You just said that we know we give the best interviews. You just said it.

It was out of your mouth. It is true. So why would you be afraid of us doing a great interview with the gals? First of all, they would never have come in. You can't just get a national team player to walk in. That has to be approved. We got some of the office. up or Little Kim to do it.

We've got fucking Barry Manilow, the greatest of all time. Do you think Little Kim isn't more famous than the girls' soccer team? Yeah, but there's way more restrictions on the national team. They have to be clear to go on anything. But they weren't the national team that were here. They were here as a football club. They were, those are Gotham FC, but same thing, but those are the national team players. Your stutter speak volumes, Jacob.

You're embarrassed to the show. That's why we never have guests ever. Once in a while Once in a while DJ Lou intercepts the guest list and he shoots it over to us like it's a secret

like he's sending us fucking they call them kites in prison where they roll a little piece pair and he sends us over and he goes there is if you guys if you guys want to come in early

like we can't probably get you these guys yeah this kite wouldn't go get the soccer team fucking kite kite he really does sneak him in like it's the blacklist

and we're commies yeah he doesn't want and everywhere he's like if you guys want to come in is there's a chance we can get so and stuff. Bob, is there any way you can come in at 11, maybe 8, maybe not, maybe 12 on Thursday or Wednesday? I don't want to get your hopes up.

You did. We're not mad at you for this. Not matter of you, brother, at all. I'm just telling you the process. Yeah. You said, what you said, done, it's done. She said it was done. Yeah.

And then he, then she said, I'm sorry. I'm what? Then she said, I'm sorry he can't make that work. He's coming in the next day. But I didn't know it was coming in the next day until after the fact or I would said Bobby like I would have made anything work I know for this show it was even another did you hear that Jacob it was 1130 I would have made anything work for this show right me too anything anything yeah I would have came in at eight five four Friday Thursday

to have Bob Bobby Conavale on this show I would have done anything anything you know Bobby wants to break bread with Bobby Connovali yeah dude we're fucking one degree away fucking chubby redhead away from each other. One degree of chubby redhead. Yeah, dude. I love theater. They wouldn't have been allowed in, so I didn't think it was why waste that time. Me?

Me? No, the National, the Gotham FC couldn't have come in. What about that Big Bird one? I don't know. Get her in. We could talk to her for hours. Why would you go with that color hair? I will check on her.

I would love to interview her. Who was she? I have no idea. There was somebody in the audience. Really? focused on. With the big red hair? Dan Soder?

Yes. You saw her. I was looking on the monitor of what you were looking at. Was it a guy? It just... I was on the fence. When you were out there.

Oh, no, no. I just only saw her on the monitor in here. She can't be on the fence because of her balls? Yeah, can she be on the fence? She can't. My question is, can she be on the fence? Only a female, only a male to female can sit on the fence. Unbelievable.

Not the other way. What? Do you feel bummed out to you? Jacobs embarrassed to the show? Well, it just, he pumped us up for a second. Like, you guys give, I tell everybody outside this room, and I think I'm quoting. It was a crazy flip-flop. I tell everybody outside this room that you guys give the best interviews and people.

I guarantee the people that you interview had the best time being with you guys. And I was like, wow, that's great. Go get that team. He's like, no. No. No, that's not right. He said it's not a good fit. What the fuck?

Like Edie Falco. Yeah, Edie Falco is a good fit. Oh, the wonderful fit of Edie Falco. He worked with her. Barry Manilow is a good fit for us. Right. Barry Manelow does fall into the wheelhouse of people. People always thought I would interview.

Yeah. Barry Manelow. Good God. Yeah, those people are out of wheelhouse. After my Byron Allen said, it does fit into my wheelhouse. It does fit into your wheelhouse so much. Oh, you know, I would love to do marshmallows and hop-chopalopoulos with Barry. Damn, dude.

You don't think he'd love it if I was on his big, huge, Vegas couch? Just in my tidy whiteies and high heels. Click, click, click, click. Were you worried that if we brought them in and me and Bobby kept droning on that you would have fallen asleep between them and they would have seen your sleepy face? I guess that is something to be concerned about also. Were you worried that you'd get too cold and have to put a blanket on your lap and feel silly in front of the girls' soccer team? Is that why? I would never have used the blanket.

You wouldn't have? No. Even if you were freezing cold. Wouldn't happen. I would have pinned that AC and watch them stare at your oversized nipples. Do whatever. No, they shrink in the cold. They look awesome in the cold.

All right, then I would have been doing you a favor, I guess. Yeah. Do you have big nipples? He thinks he does. You have puffy nips? I sure do. Can I see one? No, I mean.

You do this, but you won't fucking go. Take a picture of this? Because I'll do it. And post it. No, you can't. Take a picture and post it to the girl's soccer team. Let me see. It's shrunk.

Let me judge it. You can't see it. Come on, fam. Let me see it. You're supposed to pull your shirt up. What are you doing? You're stretching the shit out of your neck of your shirt. I know.

That's crazy. I'm not pulling my shirt up. You have the same nipples as my sister. Oh. Your sister has great nips. Yeah. I subscribe to R. Only fans, don't think it's shitty what I'm saying.

I don't. I do too. Everyone can see it. I actually set it up for her. Nice. She needed to make more money after her kidney disease. My kidney disease fucked me financially. Yeah, she shows her stint and her scars.

I'm going to show a little gash. A little gash for cash. No big whoop. Man. Well, what are you going to do, bro? Well, I'll tell you what we're going to do. Tomorrow, possibly, we'll be talking to T.J. What's the odds?

50-50. You think he's coming in? Coin flip. I would say no. I say no, too. But Christine will probably, because of that, we're saying that, like, follow up to first to be like, hey. Don't do that, Christine.

Just let God's will happen. Don't follow it up. Just let it happen. You don't want me to confirm tomorrow? Tomorrow, you do what you do. But don't go extra. the guy's really think you're not going to show up today can't please shut don't do that oh no yeah just run in the mill you want to take some action in the room do you confirm everybody day of

generally I touch base but like just our friends wise yeah but this booking is technically 800 pound gorilla right no it's with tj never mind never fucking boys you got an album coming out with them or a special? Yeah. I would say it's about 90-10 our bookings to serious XM bookings. It feels like off the top of my head. Yeah, because we're good.

We're good at getting people. Yeah. What we are. Word must be spreading around how good we are with people and how much they enjoy our interviews. It must be spreading through the department meetings. How good we are at this. That would explain the, oh my God, countless pages of ad reads.

Look at all these pages. Look at that. Oh, wait, though, that's just our thing. This is a t-shirt, a homeless guy gave me. The thing is Zin. There's a Zin. I got something. Oh, that's a napkin.

I wipe my nose. This might be a read over here, actually. Let me see. No, it's my lighter. What's this? So I got one of, nope, that's just a battery. I do have a box of tissues that I think is complimentary. We have to pay.

It comes out of... And we have a webcam that shoots her up in the wall. Your names definitely come up in the big meetings. What do you mean? What do you mean? Everyone likes your show. The upper management loves your show. Well, what do they say about it?

Tell us something. They'll quote, like they'll bring up a topic. Okay. That you were, I heard some, I heard Bobby said this. I can't remember the specific one.

Do they bring up the topic that, hey, can we have guests? Can we have people that people want to hear on the show? Yeah. Celebrities who come up to series XM. Bobby Connovali lives in the city. Can we have our producers want to take pictures with our guests

instead of the guests that are currently working on another show? Yeah. Can we make it so our producer and have to leave the show to go take pictures with people we can't get on this show they didn't they're going to come in they're going to come in and they're going to come in and like oh dude we had rob riner for you like last week but fucking you know

fate fate intervened I guess no rob riner now you guys were going to have your biggest interview with rob riner yeah and his son and his son so that's not going to happen either either good lord yeah 9010 is that they amending our show

is that taps yeah that's for rob riner Oh. What about his son? You got anything for a son? Well, son's still alive. For now. For now.

For now. I got Jacob into watching my new favorite show, which you're going to hate. Well, this is so not you. Oh, my God. I was watching it going, Jay, we hate this. At the same thought. Like, in my brain, I'm like, I love this show. This is one of my favorite new show.

Can I guess what it is? You know exactly what it is. Is it like the special ops, like the people go in and do? No. It's like celebrities doing like. No, no, no, no. Special ops? No.

It's a scripted show. It's a scripted show. Okay. I don't know. It's Taylor Sheridan's new show Madison with Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell. What's it about? That's why you'd hate it. It's not really about, it's about a spoil alert.

Family, emotions. It's about family and emotions and love and... Cowboy shit? Not cowboy shit. It's actually a rich family from the city has something tragic happens and winds up in Montana to bury somebody. I didn't see that coming, Bobby. It was crazy, right?

Fuck, man. It killed you, right? Yeah, yes. It was so... Well, just killed him because he didn't know until you just said it now, I think. No, he knew it. You already knew? Yeah.

I just watched the first episode. Yeah, in the second one it gets even I mean I was crying in the second episode Oh my Christ Yeah That's why you'd hate it as emotion I know You'd have to actually connect to like feelings

Yeah Yeah you don't like that No I build it up alone Let it explode When I'm by myself Dear God Jay Avoid the show at all costs Yeah don't

So not you Yeah I mean I would almost I would like you to watch the show Just so you can tell us What's wrong with it You know what I mean? Like this is one of those shows You'd be like this is bullshit

That's stupid Is it like this is us Where it's just it's like crybait And it's not crybait You'll find it boring too No I don't think it's crybait I think Taylor Sheridan He has two shows up now

One is Marshall's With Casey Cacy procedural He was You can tell he wasn't involved And it was like any other procedural It's not as good as Yellowstone Or his

This other one Madison You can tell he had His fingerprints all over it because the writing, everything, every shot, the music, the dialogue is so fucking good and real. And, you know, Michelle Pfeiffer is fucking epic in it. So good. Kurt Russell's the shit.

They always have a hot chick that you wind up hating because she's stupid. He always has that smoking hot blonde. You get to see her butt. They show girl ass in it. Nice. Which is kind of cool. They had nudity, nudity in Yellowstone at first. Yeah, they had nudity in this a little bit.

Not as much as Yellowstone with Beth, but... Well, there's nothing like nobody wants to see Pussy and then cry. Yeah, no, but it's a real... I mean, it's... Do you cry by yourself and watch a show, or do you cry with Dawn? I cry with Dawn. Try not to cry in front of Max. Well, you don't want to see your feelings?

Why can't a man cry at a TV show with Kurt Russell and Michelle Pfeiffer? Because Max gets mad at me and covers my eyes and goes, Dad, you can't watch this. You're embarrassing me. No Yeah, he's more like you I cried at plenty of movies Yeah, I know But this one

This one is It's not like Rudy Where a guy can cry That's not the kind of crying That I do Oh, you don't cry at Rudy Maybe why Definitely, I don't know if I ever did

But definitely not anymore And you see it's like the stories Sort of horseshit God damn it I cried Rudy Rocky, you don't cry at Rocky? Kind of didn't happen Cry Rocky? Must have cried at Rocky

dude. Maybe. Yeah, I want to tell you something. What do you tell me? No. That's not a cry. That's a cry? Yeah, dude.

It doesn't make me cry. It makes me want to punch a fucking door jam. It makes me both. No, it doesn't make me feel it. If I'm going to cry at Rocky, it's going to be the chaos. It's her trying to get through the audience. That's a crying scene. And him ignoring, like, them trying to talk to him after the fight.

That scene used to make me cry, but now that I know her hat was attached to a string, I can't watch it. Oh, really? Yeah, when I found it, when Adrian's running to the, to see, he's like, Adrian! She runs, she's trying to get through the crowd. And her hat comes off.

It's attached to a string. It gets pulled off. It gets pulled off. No, but there's a string on it. As I'm saying, it's pulled off by a string. It gets pulled off by a string. That's how it came off. And every time I watch it, I'm like,

there's a string. It fucks me up. Well, that'll make me never cry at it again either. Yeah. No problem. They actually, in Madison, Kurt Russell writes something down, and it's, you know, talking about men crying at only Rudy. Here he goes.

You're going to cry. Here he goes, everybody. Let's watch Bobby Unravel. It's, yeah, it's a very touching movie, man. It's about losing somebody, a love of your life, which sucks. Oh, it's a movie. No, it's a TV show. Oh.

I'm sorry, yeah. And they're so good together. She's smoking still, bro. The daughter they got to play her daughter Looks older than her Right? The older daughter? The oldest daughter The oldest daughter looks She's like looks older than Michelle Pfeiffer

I remember Michelle's just got it She still looks good No What I mean nah? You just say nah to say nah Michelle Pfeiffer She's still pretty man She's fine What do you mean fine

She's pretty than most 50 year olds No she's 65 Is that what it is? 65 or 68 Oh dude I bet her pussy looks nasty No. Dude, she's had the best pussy people on her pussy for... She's been rich for 30 years.

She's had no pussy people. All them have pussy people. You think so? Yeah, rich people have pussy people. No, I think these go to like... You know they just go to, like, Pan of Poucho's house and, like, lemon juice their snatches. Yeah, they have pussy people, man.

I have a very strong piss. Yeah. Every since you started making money, Christine's pussy's gotten so much better. Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude, this movie, this show... TV show is awesome. So good.

It just gets you. Well, it's unexpected, it says. Yeah, it is. It's an unexpected new series. Yeah, it's like Dan Vox Mullen special. It's unexpected. David Vox. David, sorry.

Oh, God, right there. That was terrible. What, she cries in a lake? No. And it makes you cry? It's a river. It's not a lake. Oh, river crying gets you every time.

River crying does get me. You get so sad over rivers? When the horse, the horse scene, have you seen that part yet? I haven't seen it. Oh, dude. That scene right. right there it's it's about a family rich rich family from New York like all the money in the world and then this thing happens what happens I don't want to

ruin it for people is this first episode at three they drop three and the third ones where the tragedy happens no the first one so I'm saying so what do you mean that's what you're saying that's not what you said you said the third one is where the tragedy happens I asked you of the third you said to drop three I I said, don't they tell you in the first thing what happens, what the tragedy is? And you said, no, they dropped three. That was your answer to my question.

And that's why you're the science. You always have an answer. But I'm saying, in the first episode, they tell you. In the first episode it happens. So is it a spoiler alert, or is like the very end of the episode? No, it's kind of in the middle or, yeah, it's up there in the front. It's not, it's not the end, it's not like a climax thing, but it's, you know. Hey, look where that horse's dick is gonna come out.

You see a little hook right there? That's why you can't watch, you will not enjoy this fucking, you won't enjoy the show because you'll be looking for... Well, because all the horse sticks? Yeah, you'll be looking at a horse stick. I watched Yellowstone, there was no horse sticks. A lot of Horsticks in Yellowstone. Never saw one horse stick in Yellowstone.

They had horses, fuck, other horses. Really? That's, uh... Oh, they just showed the other young daughter. Before she dies. No, she doesn't die. I'm not telling you who dies. I'm not going to ruin it.

The daughter. No. Someone's daughter. Someone dies, but it's not... I'm not telling you... She'll Google who dies. Who? Who?

Who? Who? Who? Shee Google who dies. Shailaboof. I would say give him another week and then you can spoil. Damn.

It's a good show, man. It got me. I watched all three episodes. You had to purge. And I got... They did purge yourself of tears and emotions. I swear to God, I thought, because I love Yellowstone. I like all his shows.

I love Landman. I love Lioness. But they all have action and guns and drama. And I knew the show doesn't have any guns, no action. There's none of that shit in it. It was just a story about family. and I was like, I'm going to hate this, and it's going to suck.

And then you started crying, which is the action for me. That is the action. That's what I'm playing for. You might like it. You might like it. You might like it. We'll never know. You might.

You don't know. You should try watching it this weekend and then tell us what you think about it. Just alone in a hotel room? Alone in a hotel room. That's what I would do my crying. First episode. Oh, that would be great if you called me up. Bob.

You got a minute? And I just hung up on you? If I kill myself this weekend, though, don't think that was just you and this show. It was a lot of things. A lot of things? Yeah, yeah. There's no way you're killing yourself

at Comedy on State. If you're going to kill yourself, it was last weekend. It's a good place to do it. Comedy on State? Yeah. It's a terrible place to do it. No, it's like a well-known club,

so people look forward to that club and then always, oh, and also. Oh, there'll be a plaque of you in that awesome green room. Yeah. Yeah, like a memorial thing. I like that. When you go to a place,

there's a memorial, something. Is there a plaque at the dress factory? At the, at the Nashville, the Zanies and the sidewall where it's like Nate and everybody like that, they always forget the guy's name. I feel like I'd ask now, but there's, they always have like a microphone stand with a cowboy hat hanging off in it and forget his name. It was for somebody who died out there.

Well, every improv has a pretty much memorial on their wall of all the comics that have never worked there, but are all dead. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like Richard Pryor, George Carlin. Yeah, it's all, all, every improv has dead comedians. on their wall. I don't have a dead comedian wall than someone one person on it who's alive. It's like all those and then Judy Tenuda. You know, like, Judy Tenuda

died? Like, no. Is Paula Poundstone dead? No, she's not. No. She's just like, we didn't have any of us to put the picture. Oh, all right. Oh, Bobby Kelly. Big Jay. You want to have some pizza and laughs with Bobby Kelly? Then hit the verve in Somerville this weekend, New Jersey, Thursday.

Not this weekend. This week. It's Thursday. March 19th at Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut. April 17th and 18th. Is that what it is? April 17th and 18th? Next month. April 17th and 18th, he's going to be a comics roadhouse at Mohegan's son. After that, Uncle Vinnie's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, and New Orleans. For tickets and all their tour dates, visit punchup.

Dot Live slash Robert Kelly. And check out his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy. And every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. Fat Black Pussy Cat, the comedy seller. But, guys, next Monday, me and Jay are going down to new jokes at the Pussycat. Oh, yeah, we got to tell people to give us suggestions. Monday night. This is the thing. Me and Jay went down last night to just hang at the cellar.

Pretty fun time. Soda was there. We had a good time. But they have new jokes at the Pussycat. Will, so Vince runs. Me and Jay signed up for it. So next week, we're doing no joke night where you have to come in, you have to do new jokes.

So we're thinking that the fans, you call up and give us the jokes you want us to do. Not the jokes, but, like, tell us what you want us to write a joke about. And he and Bobby will put. pick for each other. Three? Three. We'll write three new jokes this weekend. This weekend. Nah, 8669-1969. We need three jokes. I'm going to put pen to paper. For Jay and three jokes for me. And next two, next Monday, you can come see us at the pussycat, do those jokes. Now, can I, I can't work at out on stage this weekend. Yes, you can. This weekend. Yeah. I can. Fuck yeah. Because you're not doing spots this week. I'm doing Saturday and out. I'm doing the cellar.

Oh, you are? Yeah. Oh, you're doing the verse. So you have my, maybe it'll pump one out the old pizza show. I'm a pop one out of the verve, the old French restaurant. Oh, yeah. 8669-1969. Call us when we come back. Big J is going to be at the Comedy Estate this weekend 19th through the 21st. After that, Phoenix, Tempe, St. Louis, Big J-Comedy.

For all his tickets and info. What's up? Wait a second. What? Lou, we're past 6 o'clock on the show. Now, is that going to cause a problem with the advertisers for the live reads we have to do? Nope. Ed Free.

Oh, we have no ads. Oh, that's a new radio, right? Ad-free radio? We'd give it away to the people. Nice. We just don't even take a commercial? Let's just go. Can we just roll for the next 45?

How about if we just keep going for another half hour and leave? That's probably the thing, right? That would be the show. We can leave early, technically. We can leave early? We have to take 40 minutes of break, don't we? You do have to take the 5 p.m. break. We have to.

Yeah. Because there's other advertising that we don't read out last. the block. Not the ones you read live. Right. There's the preset ones. Oh, well then. I guess, so you have ads. Well, maybe Bobby, you'll have your chocolate when you get back. Maybe you wanted some chocolate hot? Habachabalabalabas?

I love some chocolate. Can you scrounge some up? It's the bonfire. For now.