The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Long Road to Redemption (feat. Josh Adam Meyers & Jordan Maxx)

Episode Date: March 11, 2021

Josh Adam Meyers gets confronted by his Minnesota Mistress Jordan Maxx as she joins the Bonfire to tell her side of the story.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@JoshAdamMeyer www.JoshAdamMeyers.com @TheJordanMaxx #CrackleCrackle

It's Dan Soder and Big J. Oakerson. Welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning, Tuesday through Friday. If you want more Bonfire, you can always hear our full show every day on Series XM. You can go to seriousexam.com slash Bonfire for a special three month offer. The Bonfire! Boom. Both are here. Fantastic timing. Everybody joining the show! Of course you know him and love him. He is our first second and third guest here on the Bonfire on our new station. Series XM 103 Faction Talk. We are joined by... okay. Oh you want me to give all this stuff? Okay, yes, that's true. Yeah, Josh also listened to 500 podcasts,

and all his bullshit. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. More importantly, especially now, damn it, she is beautiful. I knew this was going to be hard. Joining us now, we have Jordan Maxx also on the show.

You can follow her online, onlyfans.com slash JordanMaxx, twitter.com slash the JordanMax Jordan max and Instagram the Jordan max It's two X's and Jordan welcome to the show. Thank you so much for coming on. I think we're having me very very cool of you to do this Yeah, Josh's palm sweaty. I know it Yeah, you have fun. We're gonna have fun. That's what we're here. It's done. I'm always interested to find out ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, no, dude. You're making me sound like I'm the pope. Like, come on. You gotta be honest.

Gotta be us honest. Like, listen, we, Josh, what I'm picturing, just to, you know, what I'm picturing is a head on the chest, forehead kit. That doesn't seem crazy to me. It's not crazy at all. We had very intimate moments, like when we were hanging out, it was like, right? So we were kicking it and getting to no one another.

So we're like, I'm so disappointed that you had previously caught on this radio show and blew up my spot. No, but here's the deal, it was that, and like I said in the car, when you confronted me. Uh, I did feel bad because I didn't know you back that like when we were just talking about it, we were just like this is before forehead kisses.

This is being for way before for. So pre forehead kisses, you're you're on the show talking about how you're going to go meet up with her. And then, uh, Jordan, was it, is that what made you the most upset was hearing him after you hung out, come back on the show and talk, you know, kind of make fun of stuff? No, I mean, the thing that upset me the most was the dishonesty. Like, because I told you like in confidence because okay, so just to back up a little bit,

you were texting me things like, yes. Like good morning. You were texting me, sending me good morning messages. You were like, I'm excited to meet you. Yeah, I'm just saying it's bad with you. Can't wait to snuggle with you. Like you were sending you. Yeah, we were both doing that. So don't act like it's just like, now hold on. Just don't. Okay, so here's the thing. Hold on. I assumed you were catching feelings.

Okay. And I had this huge secret that I had and told you yet. So I was like, oh, shit, this guy's catching feelings. Like I need to be honest with him because this could be a deal breaker. Could I can actually question a real quick, Jordan? Why were you were while you were texting? Did those did those good morning texts really start giving away that he had feelings like he's like, woke up in the sunshine isn't his beautiful as you You know the first thought I came to my mind on a sunny day Beautiful face coming up through the curtains. Can I tell you secret? I held my pillow and I pretended it was you

attended it was you. And I just gave a lot of fun. Yeah, all right. So you're from your perspective, you're like, oh, this dude really, really likes me. Come on, come on. I was like, I think he's starting to like like me. Josh, do you feel like your good morning messages were getting a little like, you know,

part at all. Jordan, like, and we were, Jordan, did you just you were the nickname We spent a weekend together I feel like I love her Hey, Jay-C. Do you want to take this one? Jordan Because we were like wrapping like years ago on Raya was where we met. Yeah, we've actually wrapped.

Did you just say wrapping? Josh, I love you. But it's funny. I've been made up. Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. My name is Josh in a live in LA. Jesus, you look like an 80s man. But Josh, I know my, she's gonna say,

she's like, I'm Jordan, that's an amputin. Yeah, yeah, you guys are a battle. You guys are just wrapping, Josh. Josh, I think me and you have a similar problem. I can't speak for down this one with things like this. You're a beautiful girl, Jordan. So Josh is trying to keep it locked in the pocket there in the time. And so he's not overthinking what his, what may seem emotional texting could be do I'm don't telling you I literally had to learn As I got older like having sex for fun and like walking with not and not being like any girl that I when I was younger any

Girl I'd sex with on the road particularly I'd have to keep in like deep contact with where they would have been fine I think it had just been like yeah, we're just fucking hanging out. Would you have been upset, Jordan? You say about honesty. If Josh was like, oh, yeah, I went on a radio show. I didn't say your name or anything, but I was telling the story about when you texted me. And would that have bothered you?

Less or would you have been like, what the fuck do? Because it wasn't, you said the term blow up your spot earlier. There was nothing done. We purposely kept names out of it. We didn't know anything. It was a, there was a digging done by the fans, which we have reprimanded them for because we say we want people to know this is a show. We are a show of gab and bitches. We are not trying to get confrontational with people actually hearing this shit. It was a name was faceless. It's a sewing circle for silly boys.

It's all this. It's worth a slap. Yeah, but it's, uh, that's a great circle for silly boys. That's all this. It's where to sit. For some out of laugh. Yeah, but it's, that's a great question, Jordan. Would you have like, you know, just to answer what Jay asked, would you have been mad? How do you told you that? I mean, I would have been upset, but I would have like understood more. OK. But he lied to me like not once, but twice.

OK, for sure. And then he admitted to lying to me on the show. Okay, so I don't have this like, both of us, I have no trust in anyway. Winner, now when you catch him in the lie, did was it one lie and then it just, was it a house of cards or Josh, did you see that first lie go and you're like,

well, here goes the whole ship. Dude, I held onto that tonight show packet for as long as I. That's what I wanted to know. That's the one I wanted to know. That was why would you use this night show? Because I have a friend who writes the night show. He gave you like a partial enforcement. He was like, I kind of know him. I don't know him super well, but like, he seems like an all right guy. So I was like, okay, cool. Partial

endorsement. That's good enough for me. Even even I think I know his name is way further than Josh thought you would have gotten on that. Josh had him. Why? Let me explain how comedians brains work Jordan when he walked away from that interaction He was like hey, I think someone at the tonight show knows me Every comics like all right, I would have left from that being like a cop Well, wait, I don't know here's a thing like I it's okay, so the blame is not a hundred percent on Josh I'm gonna put some blame on me because I did not research him before we hung out. Yeah. I just kind of went into this blindly because I didn't I didn't want

to be like creepy. Sure. You know, like I didn't like lurk. I didn't Google hit like you like with okay, like so Raya is kind of like illuminati tinder so like with civilians Dan was on him at horrible people right up Yeah, you have to go through a whole process to get on this dating app like it's like in like there's they review your social media's they like it is harder to get on Raya than some colleges. It's harder to get into some colleges. Because they, Dan was on it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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much I love them. Oh, head. So when you're let me see let me see. O'cranium. So Jordan on when you meet him on Raya, you're like, I'm not going search him, he's on Raya. Obviously, he's been vetted, he's in the Illuminati. His beard looks 50, his face looks 12. You wouldn't be surprised if you found out he accepted it produced. He had a really old photo up there at first and then you changed it. Unless you looked different, like two years ago.

I don't remember. There's two years ago one. The new new, it was a family decision. What do you mean? I graduated high school three years ago. Oh, I grow be it's fast I'm 22 years old man. It's funny Like the before picture with your dog up there does he have no no no no no no Does Josh's rye profile have pictures of him like flexing or wearing tank tops at all? Any shirtless ones? I don't know. I blocked him. I can't look at his Raya profile anymore. That's so messed up man. I still watch your own. Well, I mean,

support. You're well. It's fantastic. If nothing else, Josh, you owe an only fan subscription. You piece of of shit. Yeah for at least six months I'm willing to dole out that punishment Jordan with this fan. Jordan. I'm gonna sign up for your only fans and then I'm gonna we're gonna do half hour episodes Where we roast Josh? I'm gonna fright you roast jokes for Josh And then I'm gonna suggest you wears a diaper just to really seal the deal I didn't quite understand what Josh was saying like a tonight show packet.

Does that mean Josh, you completely lied that you were working on a set for the tonight show? No, Jacob, on the show, on the show, he told us that he kinda has a petty buffered out in case they're hanging out was going weird that he was gonna say I'm writing a packet for the tonight show and then used that reason. So he actually used it. No real tonight show packet.

Is that the thing that's your second stuck on Jacob Josh is no affiliation with tonight show. Quick question. Do you think I could meet found? Because I just want to watch from like the side like I don't I'm a roots guy. I'm a real big roots guy. Love quest love. So shitty Josh. No, yes, it is. So what happened? What happened? What really shitty? Jake, you got to wait. I feel it. Jake, I'm pretty pleased. Stop yelling at me. Josh, you don't have to wait. Jacob's going in. Jacob's. I didn't even realize the extent of it. I just didn't realize.

Jacob, look. It's OK. Of course. So just like, I told you, like, I do this on the side, like, whatever, you know, I need to make some extra cash. If you're not, I told you, I gave you an out. I was like, if you're not cool with it, I understand. I was like, I totally get it.

No hurt feelings. But then you told me you're like, you're like, I mean, obviously you weren't stoked on it. Like nobody's gonna be stoked on that. But you were like, it doesn't bother me. I appreciate you telling me. And then I asked you again, I was like, does it bother you that I'm an actual whore?

Well here Jordan first lady you got to work on your vocabulary you really come I'm glad you bring it up, Jordan. I think this is where things go where the misunderstandings come in of things So where you said that to him and he says, I complete, listen, I'm the same way, especially if someone's gonna hang out for a weekend, I'm like, I'm not gonna tell you I had a fucking live your life,

but as a thing that said, it's funny fodder. So when it comes up on a radio show, you have to understand, Josh included, me and Dan and the rest of the crew here, we're putting no actual assigning a real thing to you. You're now just becoming the idea of what this story is. And that's what we were on the fucking train. You know what I'm saying?

That's where it gets like becoming a thing where you're like, after words you'll go, ah shit. Like we weren't even told, it wasn't about you, individually at all. It was about the idea of you, a girl saying that to a guy before you go hang out for a weekend. That's what all these jokes kind of come off of that. But again, the ID of those things is that like, you'll never be none the wiser for it.

I mean, the things we were saying before Paris Houghton walked into our studio. Boy oh boy. When she walked in and she was sweet and we were like, no, we were just fucking around anyway. You know, I mean, it didn't mean any things. We were just fucking around. But like, so that's what I'm saying, but you're coming at it.

You versus finding out or hearing it or knowing it, you discovered it. And so it hits like a fucking ton of bricks. When Josh came back on Monday, legitimately, and speaking to him as a friend over the course of the weekend, Josh was like, dude, she was so goals, she was so sweet, whenever,

but he came on to do the recap because we were going to yell, the plan when we were going to yell the plan where we're coming into yell at the fans for making it even get back to you in any way. So we were like and Josh came on everything was about actually how sweet you were and how cool you were and then I can't never I'll apologize for every step of this except hooker bedtime stories is going to be a classic bit that lives on forever if it didn didn't make you laugh, Jordan, you're lying. Cause it wasn't funny.

Hooker bedtime story has nothing to do with you. It's fine. But um, but that's what I'm saying. So that's, um, we were happy to have you on today. Cause the ultimate thing is like, no, like, come on and laugh for this and see. It's like, uh, your friends keep hitting up. I should say everyone's misogynistic. How did you read the news?

I mean, I mean, they're hitting them. They're hitting them in the guts. They are, they love you so much. This one one friend is like, you don't know what she's done. Like she single handedly made a vaccine for me and then injected me. My, it's like, dude, I, I got that from hanging out with you. This is the thing, Jordan. In, I'll say Jordan.

You were going to do Jordan again. You were going to do Jordan again. You don't get fucking cute nicknames after you bury. Hey, Jay, dizzy. Jay, dizzy. I would have liked that when we talked about that. And because at first it was like, as we were just kind of texting and stuff

and when we talked on the podcast, or the radio show about the situation, I also thought about it. I was like, you know, let's just, it's right. Even this would have been any other girl on the road. I would be like, let's make sure we do Thursday night, get to know one another. And if we hit it off and we have chemistry,

then we hang out, because you were talking about like, well, I'm gonna bring it back. We're gonna have a save of a... Okay, well, you know, we people, when we're flirting, we joke around a little bit. I didn't think I was hurting anybody by being sweet. Josh, like, you're going go and sleep back at me. I'm looking at her and I can't believe even night she didn't

see the show. She came back. I think. I feel like. First of all, I would just say no to that because my insecurity, I'm like, no, you got to see me do something cool before I believe you're gonna want to hang out with me. I go, can you come out, can you come out to the parking lot,

watch me do a kick flip? Just go, I feel like you're gonna go up there. And then you go, stay right come out, can you come out to the parking lot, watch me do a kick flip, just go, I'm really gonna go up there. There you go, stay right there, stay right there. I'm really good, it's a really good mad and football if you wanna watch me do that. Oh, you know what, I could beat up a little NCAA, you can watch me cross UCLA. First of all, the fact that Josh,

I give Josh confidence credit for just taking off a shirt and laying down and going the bed next to you. I'm like, there's exactly, I'd ask you to leave soy so you didn't hear me fat snore in your ear all morning and then have to figure out what to tell you to do. Like, hey, why don't you go make a long phone call outside while I shit in this small hotel room? Yeah.

Jordan, tell them about, tell them out. I died like each night, like three or four times when he spent the night. Oh, yeah, it was bad. Yeah, it's over twice. Yeah, twice. And yeah, it was bad. Yeah, it's over twice. Yeah, twice. And um, yeah, it was, it was pretty, it was pretty big, but like, it was, you know, it was cute. Cute. Cute. It was cute. Oh, I mean, oh, are you okay? What? Him coming out of

the street? I have not terrors. I go to a different realm and I usually have the choice of living here or an eternity in Asgard and I'm sorry. I woke up choking you I thought you were the ghost of the girl we killed it prom Used a bully this girl in high school and she drove herself into a ravine Is it now Jordan is it weird watching a guy that you just met have sleep happy? I was like Now Jordan is it weird watching a guy that you just met have sleep happy? I was like, it wasn't I'm a big, bright star. I do little squiggles because I lose I just like choke for a second. I just go. It's a quick.

It was like very brief. It was very brief. It wasn't like what's wrong, Josh? You're like, what's wrong, Josh? And he was like, I'm back on my dad is farm those lambs that keep screaming screaming scream it's screaming. Jordan something I wanted to ask your perspective of just because I found it to be an interesting thing that we joked around with in fact it was what led us to hooker bedtime stories was

Josh fell asleep one night and then asked to be woken up with the blowjob. I just want the balls. He was like, the balls. He was like, here's how it went. No, no, no, go ahead. He was like, he was like, first of all, he was so excited. He was like a kid on Christmas. Like, it was really like a dream. It wouldn't be.

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You can watch her pornography while you have said, that's insane. It's insane, dude. And it was dope. And if it's right insane dude and it was an exception and it was inception. It was tenant and the real life at one point a big Christopher Nolan noise was like whoa. Oh shit. So so when then you left that night and then the next night because I did two shows that next night I was so tired and you were tired too because we just got in bed And I didn't sleep very well the second night

Like you're almost dying every breath Five minutes it feels like 20 minutes sleep. I got 20 minutes asleep You slept like a baby you were just out, you know what I mean? And then in the morning Because I don't know it's like watching something and Did you just sit in the chair in the corner of the room like you were waiting for an assassin to bring in and you had to protect her? Dude, I did that with a girl I did that with a girl that wanted to crash in my room and then said before we went to bed that she didn't want to have sex

And then just sitting in a chair while she was like sleeping, you're like, this is awesome. Yeah. Watching TV like, all right. I guess we'll be over here. So then I guess I said to her, I was like, yeah, I was like, you know, because I'm too tired now, you're about to go to bed. I was like, maybe, you know, if you can wake me up with a blowjob, that would be phenomenal. And she was like, yeah, of course, dude,

because she's a cool chick. Yes, of course. If you're not supposed to be your answer, Jordan. You should have. No, I was like, he was like, okay, first of all, you got kind of vulnerable. You were like, I haven't had a sleepover with a girl in like a year.

That's not true. That's not true, because I, well, actually, hold on. Let me think. Let me say, let me think. He goes go. Can we do he goes real quick? Just to let you know something I need to do if a girl sleeps over can we do a rebirthing process where we take the couch cushions And I can I call you mom. Can I call you mama bear you call me baby It's the only way I'll get harder the morning

Well, you're gonna say Jacob You're gonna shit on this again. Josh, you're trying to remember your lies now. You can't even remember your lies. Whoa, Jacob's full heel. Jacob's full heel. Jacob's full heel on you, dude. He's trying to move in. He's a fan of Jordan. You can see the wheels turning in his head.

Well, let me think what happened. Let me think what I said. It's not thinking. No, I'm trying to make sure I say it as accurately as possible. Oh accurate. You're. Hey, George, you're like you're accurate. You gotta say, Hey, George, just you know, Jacob, single, ready to mingle. And this guy is all about the wilderness. You can get this guy in a soda and a heartbeat. And he is not going to talk shit about you. You'll do ice fishing. Justin's got, it's so done a heartbeat and he is not gonna talk shit about you

Jacob's gotten late a few times from the bonfire doesn't talk about it at all To man's man, I don't please I don't need to be complimented for not being a jerk It's true bar so low Just you know me and Christina not had sex lately, but she yells that out aggressively at me on this show Because we got vaccinated. I was being dramatic So jealous that's one of the side effects they said So Jordan So when the when the weekend was over and So George did use that effects. So when the weekend was over and you had already found out that Josh had talked about

you on the show, how did you leave it with him? How did you feel like you guys left it? Oh, I never, I don't why don't want anything to do with him ever again. Oh, wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. So that's how you left when you left the like when you dropped them off at the hotel,

you're like, fucking piece. So yeah. So Sunday. So Sunday afternoon, I'm like, getting ready to like go to the show. I'm like, it's last night, whatever. And I started like putting pieces because I had asked him, like I sent him the screenshots of the tweets about like the hooker like because the first lie was like, oh, I talk about hookers and strippers and porn stars all the time. It's like what I do. I was like, okay, whatever. Just, you know, Jordan, Jordan, if I may, don't for the future reference, don't fuck comics who were doing Sunday shows.

That means they need that. They're doing Sunday shows. They need that extra scratch. I've heard they were bad news, but I thought I would just take the chance and it blew up in my face. So yeah, I was taking this mistake again. Are you looking for something? Are you looking for something more than the weekend from him? Or you thought he was?

I thought he was. I mean, forehead kisses, hand holding. Good morning, Paul. Shit. I didn't hold hands. Cross a room like Jordan. We did hold hands. I don't think he held hands once.

Just for yes, we did. No, we did not. We did not. I might have kissed your forehead once oh now we're back on one for your negotiate i like your negotiate one for it you make we're definitely not the other thing you said Josh we were making progress and it's okay to hold hands you know in some customs then hold hands uh if i were close to j right now I would hold his hand as a friend dance hand. Why are you?

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you were like it was the full-girl friend experience. And it sounds like both of you kind of just lived in the fantasy of like affection for a weekend. And I said, I don't like, when I fuck strangers, like I don't like not mouth kiss, like you're there, you're in it. What? Right.

But like here's the thing, like if you had been honest and been like, oh, I'm coming to town this week, like, because you were like, yo, can you find me some weed? And I was like, yeah, I'll do my best. Like, if you had been like, okay, find me some weed, okay, bring the weed to the show. Okay, let's go to my hotel and smoke. And then like, we end up hooking up. And then I leave and never see you again. Like, that would have been fine. We were Jordan, Jordan, hold on, but we were both kind of throwing it at one another before I found out that that you were or said the word hooker okay you

have to admit that we both we were we're connecting over Josh and also like can you not do it with such a hard hour it really, please times are different. You're hookah. When you said you were a hookah. When you're a little easier that time. It's not what you see here's a little bit married under. It does. We can come up with much better synonyms. Let's get it started in a rough. I just you know, you're right. But we were like flirting on we've been flirting for like years on Raya And then when you said you were coming to LA that time and I asked you look what do you do? And you were like oh well, I'm doing porn

So I was like what's your name and then you gave me the name and then I Yeah, because it's hot How do you fucking give how do you like a six years of contact where there's still an interest there at all is very that's a long time I like how do you keep how much in contact you're gonna have You're gonna yeah, cuz dude here she's odd dude. She's dope like she's into wrestling She's in a basketball which I fucking hold on like yeah, dude and so and so yeah, look at this dude So and so yeah, look at this. Dude, fucking. Oh, nice.

Dan doesn't own. Dan doesn't own one shirt that's not related to Queens of the Stone Age or wrestling. It's true. I have a whole stack of t-shirts in my drawer. I have like 15 wrestling t-shirts. Josh, you are losing me by the millisecond. I am going to.

I'm going to cut a promo on you, bro. My favorite thing about getting rides from Jordan was that she had that fucking John Scene a fidget spinner and I She's a scene a fan. I'm out. I'm out. I have a question. I have a question. How was it? I'm kidding. Yeah, that's just me trying to Give her some give her some macho man, Dan. No, I heard about it. Someone posted it on Reddit that you do a really good macho man. Hey, it's clapping like it's like it's the nutty professor. Yeah. Josh, yeah, you did it too much Josh. Oh, you hurt the lady. You broke the rule. Yeah, never

supposed to hurt the lady and you did it and now you're paying for it. Jacob, hit him with the chair. Oh my God, that was such, do you need a missile, Elizabeth? Like that was a really good problem. I have an Elizabeth. I'm taking her from you and I love it. This is killing the mostly mostly what's happening right now is killing Jacob. He thought he was moving in there. But Fuck, fuck, patata. Now we're gonna start the infamous rivalry of Josh and Jacob. Like a Bible verse. It's gonna be like Josh your over's Jacob. How did it start?

A lady in Minneapolis. Can I ask you a question? I guess you're just unrelated to this story, business question, and I'm always curious about, because in finding out about you telling Josh what you did, it was like, wasn't there, I don't remember, because it was like, a third person, but was like, you had some clients like they were coming up that time. What's the, how do you over the weekend? How do you shut up? This is a real question. I used to drive, I used to do a job driving dancers and escorts to bachelor parties before.

Yeah, Josh mentioned that. And yeah, yeah. And when I did that, it was interesting to hear the stories, like, what's the cutoff between like a guy, like a client you're seeing for work? And then how do you switch the emotional, same action, but switch the emotion to do it with like Josh who you were hitting it off with?

For me, it's like, I can't speak for everyone. Like for me, it's pretty simple. I just like disassociate. I just go into like robot mode and just like think about my target shopping list or something like that. Amazon wish list. Yeah.

Well, by air fryer, yeah. Yeah. Well, my air fryer. Yeah. It feels so good. Yeah, pretty much. I just think about anything else that's happening. Have you ever reacted to your target shopping list in that moment and not realizing that you completely just associate?

Here we go. Son of a bitch, I forgot the swifter wipes. No. I'm sorry. Sorry. I mean, he's like, sorry. I mean, one of my new white-screen scooper. Yeah. Oh, I gotta get, I gotta get PETA chips. What?

Is it like, what did you say? He's like, what's up baby? Like, what did you, you go? I'm not gonna lie, Jordan. I'm not gonna lie. Josh definitely thought this was all gonna walk away with you guys being full on friends maybe hanging out again But it does not sound like that is the case

I said a piece for you I don't know Yeah We got it, dude, Jordan, Jordan, we are You want to go to the Jordan so fast when you heard Jordan, we spent three days, four days together basically Four days together and listen, even that was the thing is that because remember after was done and you gave me the stern talking to yeah felt and I felt bad

like I did feel bad like I know I saw all the blood drained from your face like you turned completely white were you gonna go upstairs and have sex before that conversation or was there never a plan the fuck that night? Oh, don't. Oh, dude, Jordan. Jordan. Uh-uh, Jordan. It's Jordan.

Do you guys heard the radio show? Well, you bullshit. I'm gonna call Jordan now. And by the way, Jordan, it's fine. Jordan, but also we're a podcast now too. So that's pretty cool. You know, we're also a podcast now We're ever podcasted down loaded So exhausted after the second show after

And you were like and you gave me the rep or man And then you said do you want to go up and you even corrected it because you put it when you said that you texted me you go you did you shows on Sunday? No, I did one. I did one, but I just done a whole weekend. I had the audition earlier for this. I just spent the whole day. Sure you did. That's where the God. What we all did for it tonight. Was it we just for David Letterman? Yeah. I my God. I got a comment. Come and do it. I got a comment. You America.

Jacob, what Jacob, you have some thoughts? What did you say Jacob? Oh, he's just so much on his plate. Are you fucking? Full Hill. Full Hill. Full Hill. Jacob gone.

Full Hill. So, but here's the thing. Is that, is that we, what we, you gave me the reprimand and then you were like, then you look at me, you go, do you want to go upstairs and have and you so you corrected it. You said break up sex. Yeah. And I thought you said make up sex because my flight was so early and because it was like after being yelled at, I was like, man, you know, I don't think I don't think it's going to work. I'm in the mood. So I was like, no, I think I should go to bed. And then like the next day,

you texted me so sweet. You texted me, I hope you made your flight. And you were like, you know, I really hope you could go on the radio show and make this right. Which I feel like I did, because all I said was how great of a person you were. I talked about you. You were like, you know, if you never tell me, if you don't, if you say anything but hooker, we, we never make any of these jokes. Like that's what I'm saying. That word was so funny to get that from somebody that you've been talking to suddenly. It was a killer choice of language.

Killer choice, dude. And, and then you were like, even said, hey, maybe you could buy me something off my image on wish list a pair of Jordans or son I was like what about Reebok pump yeah yeah you said anything well damn it bring it Reebok she's not feeling Nike right now Jay I want to say something status update put the ordering online today went through so okay never mind back in the game. You can get your right. I'm back on Nike's. You can get your right. I'm a joint. I'm a joint.

White detour. All right. Anyway, Josh. Fine. But she goes. She goes, you know, if you can get me any shoe that would I look good but naked in and I said wearing nothing else but but that's what is what is what is what is that. Well, but it just sounds more of a guy saying it though. I've never heard of this. I'm going to go in this bathroom and I'm coming out butt naked If I heard a woman say buck naked, I'd be like, did you freaky Friday with a fucking roadside butter? Dude, I'm laying here buck naked Dude, I got my stuff out

My things are flopping in my hoo haze on the floor. I could feel I could feel winds So you after the reprimanding you were gonna go upstairs and have sex again. Okay, have you ever hate fucked someone? No. I didn't. You did, Dan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you've hate like, thumbs up. You just hate someone so much that you just want to like, fuck them. So like, like, it's a lot of this talk, Jay.

It's a lot of this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You like talking shit. Don't you? You love talking shit. Yeah, I mean, I didn't mean.

All right. I was just being funny. I know what are you gonna do? Break the lamp. Like just have so much anger that you like want. Like you just have so much anger that you want to express, but not like, physically fight someone because you don't want to go back to jail. Josh said during the section we're screaming out, oh my god there's no more room you have a big

huge amazing cock. Is any of that true? No, I did not say that. I did not say that. Josh, what did you say, honest? But you did, you did say I have a nice penis. And I was like, and I was like, I think, I thought you were, you were lying about it. This is all about you just wanted the public. God, I'm kidding. I didn't know. I'm not at all.

I'm fucking kidding. I'm fucking kidding. I'm fucking kidding. But it's like, it's like proportionate to like your bot. Like it's proportionate. It's like Dear Acceptable that sound really really bad. No means you're able to accept it without pain It was acceptable on any hole and wouldn't cause a problem, but acceptable sound like the past fail of penis eyes

I mean technically go in the green line you're good Proportion it it wasn't weird looking like you could trim your pubes a little bit But I could I guess I could have guessed that from being friends with Josh Josh Well, first of all, dick hair starts his belly button and you let you see that but I will tell you this I'll tell you this no way Josh I admire your thing you presented her hairy balls dude. That's crazy. That's crazy in a million years No, I know I was if I knew I was seeing her on a Thursday Did Thursday in that show where I would have been painting the walls of my bean bag with a razor?

Those things would have been painting the walls of my bean bag with a razor. Those things would have been, oh, duck belly smooth. Like fresh, yeah, fresh day fish smooth, not a scale on them. I mean, I don't have a proper razor for it, man. We don't have, like everybody's got man scape as a sponsor. We, I mean, we don't, we have Tommy John. We can hide your unwoolly bush in some underwear. Yeah, there's a lot of stretching them for your fucking big, fat hair. I feel bad. I feel bad. I presented it like that. We couldn't wait to call Jay right after you left her. I had, first of call you Jay. I defend you all the time

All the time and you are coming at me because you're in fucking Florida Yeah, well, I hope you're fucking yeah, I think you just see a nice sweet girl and doesn't like her being bullied But that also but that also being said Jacobs become much more combative since he's been living in Florida. It's true. Jacob, she asked what part of Florida? West Palm Beach, Wellington. Oh, okay. Nice. Yeah. They got a chef dinner when you're there. Yeah. I go to a lot of nail. So don't be there. Don't worry. He'll be there. It's a couple of our nights. Maybe more or Florida or States to touch Florida, he'll be there. You can give us a light zip code and we could probably nail you. I have to go up to Jacksonville for AEW when I'm there next.

So Jacob. Oh my god. Jacob loves wrestling. Jacob, go to AEW with her. Jacob? What? I'm sorry. Jacob, I'll get you guys.

It's wrestling. You can get get myself in okay Wait the question was Jordan could you get Jacob in you know what yeah Can you get Jacob and I was taking care of Jacob. I figured you had your own oh you can get Jacob in I'll get myself whatever it's fine, but go to bed. You guys aren't going together if you take it from That's a good place right And Jordan better tickets. We'll figure it out.

We'll figure it out. Jacob, if you don't shake it, I swear to God, if you don't stay in touch with him, if you don't take her heart directly from the stomping that Josh put on her, don't fuck her. Don't fuck him. Don't fuck him. No, Jordan, don't.

I just thought Jordan Spree's first go like excuse me. That's not what Jacob's in it for anyway. He would just like to accompany a beautiful woman to a wrestling event. He just hopes there's a good six-man tag that night. You know, he just hope a bit. He just wants to see the dark order versus the inner circle. I wouldn't be talking bragging about it on the air.

Well, you know, what else you would come and tell you about when you said that line, pin falls count anywhere when you pulled your wiener out. I hear pin falls count anywhere. Two out of three Matt hardcore rules. But the same. But the same. Ramada. Yeah. Well, I hope that what I said at the beginning before we had you guys on was I was hoping that we could leave today with you guys not hate you not hating Josh and you guys in a good place. Most importantly, I'm not worried about Josh, but for me and Dan, we're not massage and it's what is it. It's Josh maybe hates women. I don't but that is what, John, so I'm glad we had youngs. I said, I knew this wasn't, it was hoping at least it wasn't going to be a real debate more than just blowing over the thing that it was just stupid fun. And you were caught in the crossfire of a thing that

was just supposed to be nameless and faceless. So we apologize for that. And that you got any kind of upset at all. It's just honesty. No, in honest, it would have been fine. Yeah, for sure. You know what I saw that's all like that's the bare minimum like just be honest. Sure. Sure. I was honest with you. Listen, I the only. No, listen, listen, Jordan, I was honest with you.

In person. You're pissed off, Jacob. So I'm really shared except for the tonight's show packet. That was the lie. Okay. Okay. The nighta that was the lie. Okay, the actual packet was the lie. No way. You had another great one. You said the lead.

What was it? There's another good one there. What was it called? Oh no, that was my friends on a spot. Yes, say in the word hookers. Oh, it was the initial, the initial discovery we'll call it of, of like, because the fans were, did you hear anything? I gotta ask that too.

You were sitting in the VIP of House of Comedy. Did you hear, because there was like a group of like five fans that came up and we're like, we love you, Josh, and then they went, is that the lady of the night? And I was like, oh, shh, don't find. I didn't hear that. Okay, but then they went is that the lady of the night and I was like Okay, that's good. Well, so then it wasn't them at all Josh. It was all you The fans did nothing wrong whatsoever. They were cool when they laid back Jacob some doesn't you have some thoughts on this Jacob No, I was the burger that Jordan when oh my god

We're almost out of it I Broder I know it's coming off on my like I'm trying to be the hero But Jordan, I just thought you were you just sounded very cool and everything you did I just thought you were you just sounded very cool. I'm everything you did. She was. She was. Oh, I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm cool. I don't think I'm cool. But I think I'm nice. Very nice. And I care about people. Yeah. According to your friends, you are the sweetest human being that's ever walked the face of

the earth. And you showed it with me. Like you were extremely sweet. The juicy Lucy was fucking phenomenal. And you got me fries, which I didn't ask for. And that was so great. Oh, I just forgot, Sarah McPants, one of our original OG campers,

says, listen, forget the son of a bitch, ask for an additional juicy Lucy the next day. Like, she's door dash. How dare you, Joshua! Thank you. I did it for and I'm going to be honest, I did offer like because I was being manipulative. I wanted him to think that everything was normal and like regular and like he like I hadn't heard the show because I didn't want to tip him off. I just wanted to do a lot of fun stuff to that.

Why am I just like be a psychopath? Um, you wait, so did you wait, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Uh, was there really an hour line? Uh, yeah, you are, you are. You are. You are. You waited an hour. A lot of that burger, dude, an hour. I didn't wait, I know, I didn't wait an hour in line. I just, no, I, I didn't wait. I'm not going to't wait an hour in line. I just know I I didn't win I'm not gonna fucking wait an hour in line Our burger for a dude who was talking shit about me

First one the first burger that you didn't know he was talking shit That was only like a 25 minute wait and I was fine because like I called from cuz I live like 20 minutes from the wall of America. So like I called while I was at my house, I left, I went to the burger spout. The burger spot is between my house and the wall of America. So it was like not, it was like not a problem. It's literally on the same street. Sounds like an aid. When I'm in all of America doing shows, I'll kiss your forehead. You don't have to bring me burgers or nothing. I'll get you a burger. I'm going to turn, I'm going to turn the experience around for you Okay

We bring Christine though. I'll absolutely bring Christine shit Yeah, I think you guys gonna be mush and snitching well Whatever it is the light the lights would have to be super dark before I even peel down with tank top Bad about you either I wouldn't talk bad about you either. Okay, great. I wouldn't talk bad about her either. I know, Krisy B. Psycho. We only talk about, we only talk about

hooking up with girl stories that go haywire. Usually because I was drunk. Yeah, Krisy doesn't drink anymore. Good news. Good, good for you. Congratulations. But you will take Molly and you guys can mush Puss. Maybe we can talk about the Molly thing for a second because Josh

was really brought up doing Molly first. I did. I did 100% I did because I felt so bad. I felt a show. So I felt bad that I had FOMO for missing out on Shane Gildes and friends. The young bowl does a show every two weeks at fucking healing Philadelphia. And I fucking love hanging out with everybody. And so I knew you guys were having a great time. I wanted

to have a great time. And at the same time, I asked you that once again before you said you were a lady of the night. Right. We do Molly and touch each other. Fuck yeah. That would have been bomb as fuck dude. Could I give you a list of all the things I wanted to be when I was young? You want to fix vapor up freestyle? You want to take Molly and watch me dance with an imaginary ball in my hands for an hour? This is going to be the second time I bring up the re-birthing process. But I was like, do it normally. I just like, you are just dishonest.

Like, if it... Josh, I told you what I did and I told you, I told you, if that bothers you, we don't have to hang out. Like, I gave you an out. Like, no, you don't have to say. I'm like a bother. Josh is somebody, yeah, Josh is somebody that's the the, like, the line between reality and the show. Is it Josh is somebody that would date somebody

that's in sex work? Obviously, he wouldn't have gone out with you or spent the weekend with you or hung out with you like that. He's just also a comic that if a girl says, like, I'm a hooker, then now you're like, now you're that girl to him, he knows how to make that funny. That's what he does. So, you know what I mean?

Like, it's not, it doesn't mean that, because he's like, what joke about it doesn't mean that like, he doesn't, like, you were would hold it against you or wouldn't date you because of it. Oh. Silly part of it. Is that a piece offering of a baby bell cheese wrapper? It's a silly, it's a silly, it's silly. It's silly.. It's never It's to get rid of the anxiety Before this Yeah, I'm putting it in my car That Hickristine that Hickristine in the guts because Christine believe she's some sort of a wicked something entity. She lost her mom, young. I can't say travel's tiger's eye in his bag.

But you guys are not sure. Yeah, that's what I gave it to. I had an extra one because I keep one in my car and I kept one in my purse for like when I travel for to put in rental cars. And he was telling me he's like into crystals and spirituality and all that. Oh yeah, I've been hangin' I've been really diggin' deep in a wizardry and sorcery

recently. Actually what I've really learned is about chakras and how certain stones like a moonstone can bring out my heart chakra. He was. I saw at least three. Honestly, you guys said you were talking for a year and a half. Like it probably just even though he would still date you or whatever when you said that to him and he may have gone a little like, ah man, like it may have rubbed him the wrong way a little bit just because you're like, oh man, I like this girl and I don't like that she does that. But not enough to not want to meet you and get to know you. Yeah.

You're gorgeous. Gorgeous. Like, see, now that I know what I'm going to do, it fucked that. Like, come work it. You can't stand or something. Christine, you're letting Josh back into the race. And right now is between you and Jacob and Christine. I am just in Jacob.

Yeah, Christine so far is winning. Good job as a wingman for Josh right now. I don't know. I'll be honest with you. I thought you would. I don't think you're going to wingman Josh. I thought she was trying to politely let Josh down and slide in herself.

Christine is a raging bisexual. What they call it. RBI, dude, RBI, a raging bisexual. I'm curious. When you caught when you confronted Josh and his eyes on the last day. How did he? How did he like back pedal? What was this?

I didn't. He didn't. He didn't. When I cut when I was like, I heard the radio show like the blood drained from his face. He turned very pale. I don't know. I've already paid. Did you say? Did you at least drag? Did you at least drag it out of

it where she goes? I heard the radio show. Do you go? Which radio show? I should have I was a bonfire. Maybe it was a bonfire. Which episode? We just apologized over and over. He was like, I have no excuses. I'm sorry. The only thing that he said that was questionable, he was like, I never meant for you to hear that. Well, that's true. Why would I?

Yeah, I'm still kind of accepting this. You know, Yeah, but I think I got a context that understands like I'm, listen, it's a comic, honestly, and whether it's, whether it would have been on stage later, or something, it was coming in to be a nameless,

faceless, just idea, like concept of the situation. It's what I was saying. The year seeing you and having like, you know, looking at you and hearing you talk and everything, right away, it's just like, well, no, we're not talking about, we're talking about like the concept of a girl who told Josh, she was a hooker and wants to hang out this week. You know I'm saying like the comedy just took over then. So that's why it wasn't that, which is what I wanted you to walk away from here today, understanding and knowing that like, I

mean, Jordan, you're gorgeous hot porn star. We could think of a segment for you on this show. Trust me. Believe pretty sure I can loosen about 10% of funds. Start taking it your way. You know, we just, Jordan Max, Jordan Max reviews foreign horror films. I know anything. I love Korean horror films. They're great. Actually, what we should do, if it's something with Dan wrestling, something some sort of wrestling thing, if she's a big wrestling fan a drawer full of t-shirts oh damn I saw you speaking of misogyny did you just get a little eye roll of like some girl can't hang with me and what I would I would love to do a wrestling talk sex Jacob is that what you saw Jacob I know you're like being harsh today did you see the damage being a little bit of a

good legal woman would know that much not at all dude my friends that are women that love wrestling that's what I would say I tell people I have black friends but do you ever meet them no right doesn't it's not a matter of what you say I don't like that you just kicked me under the bus for no reason you're coming up with segments I said I would lose 10% of the funds and then all of a sudden this becomes you know no I do you want to help that I hope that you and Josh do get talk again, have sex and again. I don't know. I'm rooting for Christina from being selfish.

What you wouldn't have sex with me again. What you wouldn't have sex with me again. I would hate fuck you and that's about it. I'll take that. I will take that. I want to do it on my home turf. You get to meet like a dog. Oh, I got to do this of dog, I'm playing less.

I got to do that. I got to do that. And that I will. You got to be engaged in six months. Oh man. Yeah. I really thought Christine was I really thought Christine was going to move in there for the kill.

Well, all right. Well, I guess your back on Josh is perfect penis, perfectly proportionate for whatever how size he is. Prince size, dude. You know, he's got a monster cock for an elf. Hey Jordan. Hey, where Jordan, where does the buffalo go? By sexy baddy. He comes to Buffalo and he's like, give me crab cakes, baby. And look here, he's like, you grabbed me a

juicy Lucy, Lucy before you come back to my hut and Yeah, it's one of those burgers with the cheeseburger inside of it. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to sleep in the chair tonight because I don't want to choke All right, we'll make sure you I would say thanks with juicy Lucy now I want to eat my second burger and then went down on you But those are the kind of sex lines that I throw out there because I like to think that I'm a romantic. That's amazing. But he did go down on me because I'm an escort. So whatever. Oh, man. You've kiddin' I would have sucked off a Japanese business guys. Come out of it. You're pussed with a straw. I don't give a shit. Jordan, thank you very much for coming on the show. Make sure you follow her online at onlyfans.com slash Jordan Max. That's she's absolutely gorgeous. I mean, like, go go check

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