The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Most Hated Man On The Internet

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

Jay laments over not being able to find Chinese food that's as good as the place he grew up with. The guys deep dive into The Most Hated Man On The InternetStream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

Hey campers, this is Big J. Oakerson. If you're listening to this, I think you probably know, but I want to remind you that the bonfire is also a radio show on serious XM. And right now, if you go over to seriousxm.com slash bonfire, you can get a special offer for three months free of serious XM satellite radio. That's a bargain, and you get to hear us live, and you get to hear the whole show So don't be an idiot. All right, enjoy the show Oh, yeah And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder It's the bonfire everybody Faction talk series XM103 big J. Ocarson Dan Soder We got the whole crew in the house, DJ Liu, Black King, the Black Tiger, Louis.

Jaws. Claw's out, bitch. Christine Murray Evans. Of course, everyone's here, O'Jake Baton. Oh, yeah. The sole brother. The sole brother. Or just the sole brother.

So brother. Or sole brother. Or sole brother. Or he's the sole. soul brother or soul brother or soul brother or soul brother or he's the soul He's my soul brother brother. Yeah, he's a soul Boom boom, Kedoba Kedoba boom. I love Kedoba dude. You guys just Chalooas sweet and spice Never had it. What never had Chalooa? We're never have Kedoba Never had it. What never had Chalua. We're never had Kudoba Don't be coming across this thing right now. You want me coming across this console? But I'll tell you something else too. I've eaten Chipotle

Seven thousand times that's told the scrubbers a place that you don't enjoy Just do it. It's just there. I get choked down whatever but there's all but first of all especially this Chipotle But this one this one is world-renowned Terrible we have the worst Chipotle in our building. I've never had a less eatable taco. It is. They smash everything on top of the tour. There's no give a fuck in that place. There's high school student stores that are in tighter than that Chipotle.

Yeah, I will say this for the, I do remember now, from going being a Montreal for those couple, for the 10 days, while the service is shitty. Mm-hmm, right? There's still an element of people trying to get you your thing right. Oh, yeah. You look like that. New York has a very, eh, is what it is. Oh, yeah.

Especially with delivery. Yeah. Because when you get delivery in New York, now it's became like, all right, this is your part of this delivery. I'm not gonna bring it to you. You're gonna work a little bit for this. Oh, they bring it to us, but I mean, now the fact that they don't have to see you, yeah, I mean, they'll carry a pizza under their arm

like they're carrying a fucking folder. They don't give a shit. And then it shows the wall on the side of the box, and they're like, there. I'm pretty sure they ace Ventura kick my food down the hall. Oh, everything from the elevator. Like, what'd you do with this pizza? Like, brought it to you.

It goes all the pieces are still in there. Two diaries are in there. Re-structed my two favorite, which actually one guy made me so mad and the other guy I thought it was funny. I like, like, I was mad at him, but I don't know the thought it was funny. One guy just left Because we like you know for the building we live in we don't have a door man

But buzzy in yeah, and then you could bring it so you got a buzz and One I just got a text from seamless. It's like your foods here. And I was like oh, I didn't hear him knock They didn't buzz and I open the front door the apartment. It's not there. I'm like oh must be down in the lobby And the guy just left it outside. I'll just out by the door where I open the door and I hit it. And I was like, damn, dude, he really just dropped it. It was like suck my dick. It's fucking gone. And then the second guy, we ordered hot food from this restaurant we really like. And the guy couldn't figure out the buzzer. And I called, he called me. And I was like, hey, are you here? So just hit this on the buzzer until you get to this

and then I'll buzz you in and he goes, yeah man, while you're explaining this, your food's getting cold. I was like, what's up? I was like, what's up dude? And he was like, yeah, your food's getting cold. I don't know, you can't. What a dickhead. I was like, I hit, I hit blank.

I'm leaving it on top of an air conditioner. Take it down here. Fuck it. You tip ahead of time too. Well, you can't pull your tips back on seamless, but on Uber Eats you can. Uber Eats. Uber Eats, that guy was Uber Eats and I was like, buddy. I tied you back.

I can dial you back. You can. After the delivery. Really? Yeah, you can go in and edit the tip. Can you? Yeah, seamless, you fire it off and they're like, suck my dick. I know.

I know. Which I get get because when you wait tables And if someone tips you after that tables paid out. I don't want anything to do with you I have your money the transactions done. So I get it. Yeah, once you get the money. You're like fuck off. It's gross I'll tell you this what I'm learning too as me and Christine being sauce as people yeah sauce is matter a lot the That what is that like the the cat mouse? being sauces people, sauces matter a lot. What is that? The cat and mouse angry games that places play with you when you pass the aggressive. Well, because it's passive aggressive.

Are these people love sauces? Watch this. Even your sauces dilemma we got into. Sauce gate, a sauce dilemma we had in Montreal. International. We're gonna make the sounds. We're already being pieces of shit. We feel terrible about ourselves.

But international, we're gonna make Donalds that's cool. Don't you feel a little bit better with the NACO? Actually, it all seems significantly higher quality over there. I'm not exaggerating about that either. I mean, the chicken nuggets,

as garbage food is that is, they're like fresh, hot, all of them are the same. You know what I mean? There's no like the burgers are all like, everything we got with the fries, and fresh everything. I will say that. That's out of the gates, the positive thing. Now where it goes, hey, why are Daniel? Me and Christine, I asked the guy, I go, yeah, I need a lot of sauces. I need six hot mustard, two barbecue, two sweet and sour. He goes, I got, he goes, I'm just gonna,

you got the two sauces with the nuggets? He's like, so I'm just gonna throw the rest in. Meanwhile, he knows very well. He's not the person responsible for putting the stuff in the bag. It's someone else. So that guy, I go, yeah, we asked for like six things. So they start throwing in the wrong sauces.

What was he giving me? And just like one of each. One was like a picanthe packet. Like your steam was like in a handful of ketchup, please. He threw in like a ketchup, a picanthe sauce, and like another hot mustard or something. He's like, no, we asked for all these. The guy starts barking at you, right? Yeah.

I'm going to charge you. I have to charge you for these. Now, what I did leave out here, while the dude was telling me he's not going to charge me for those other sauces. I go yeah I don't want it to be an issue though I need I'm going to get him. So I'll pay for the sauces. He's like stop it man. Yeah he's really being like he's trying to be nice but I'm going like I don't want this to become a thing. Yeah he's the guy. Can I just have the sauces? He's the guy that knows he doesn't have to do it. Charge me for the sauces. He's like you want sauces? I don't double sauces.

You can't you can't come back here and make your own burger? What's the got to be? But you can't be my hero when it's gonna get blown up in three seconds, five feet away from you. I'm going on a smoke break. You guys, good luck hashing this out. You didn't even. This guy was willing to accept for instead of charging me

the three dollars for the sauces I was willing to pay. Yeah. The guy starts barking at Christine. In French? In French? It's no in English. The guy, not the guy that didn't Christine and friend in French no in English the guy not the guy that didn't charge you the guy no I know the guy was putting you in the order together and he came in he goes I'm gonna have to charge you I'm gonna have to charge you and I'm like that's totally fine

charge me the two dollars or whatever just I need and I start going over again he's putting the wrong things in there and then the that was when the guy that was ringing up started to come over because he heard that i mean i was being incredibly rude to me he's being very rude this guy started to defend it at the same time he's not saying like i told them nothing he's going okay goes out charge he's like all right i'll pay and then we go over to the thing to pay for it and then the guys right back again to go and like i'm not going to charge it for only i go can you please charges for I just want the sauce is man What Jay missed was He kept saying you have to charge them you have to charge them you have to charge them to the point where I find I was like

He's gonna charge us man You've said it like three or four times He's McDonald's Saudi ripped away from us. It's one of the only McDonald's in Montreal Yeah, do they have to get mustard? us it's one of the only McDonald's immoral yeah dude they're the most dirty take these at home yeah you must challenge for them or we would go broke you are breaking us with your fingerless gloves and your lady who is yeah the shock shock gives him to sausage fair free he is mon ami it takes a lot for me to snap ad fuck a customer service yeah really really

does well I think we found your matchup dude you just gonna set you lose some of the French Canadian McDonald's oh man it was it doesn't take that much from me I like the guy bringing J over here gone let the way fighting about you want those sausages they are for free you say ah your buddy isn't giving me the sauces he's like don't do it I had bad he's he already yelled at him. And then he goes over and he still tries to do it. I'm just gonna charge for like two of my go buddy. I just want to say, can you please just charge me whatever costs for these salt, it's insane.

You want to tell him, you want to give him his nothing, they're not there. It's just that they're having the hearts, they're arguing whether to charge me and give them to me or not charge me and not give them to me. And you want to explain to him that you're just being a naughty little girl and you want all your dippy sauces. I just want to explain to him that you're just being an odd little girl and you want all your dippy sauce.

I just want to go have tummy time, is my sauces? Yeah, we can eat our own. I fucking get it, dude. But how stingy is fucking two sauces on a 20 piece? I don't know, man, I get in pretty mad when I, if I don't get, I love sauces. Who doesn't love a good sauce? Who doesn't love a good sauce?

Who doesn't love a good sauce? That's a good one. Who doesn't love a good sauce? Who doesn't love a good sauce? Who doesn't love a good sauce? Who doesn't love a good sauce? Who doesn't love a lot. Yeah, you're eating a food that's partially plastic. If you give me a 20 piece nuggets. I need something to dip it into. If you give me 20 sweet and tangy. Yeah, if you give me 20 piece nuggets and no sauces, I'll throw those nuggets out the window. They're useless to me. I'll fucking, I'll eat the the wall. I'd rather eat the stuffing of the wall. Yeah, fuck it. What do you think I went fucking beak balls? Oh,

I don't give a fuck about that. I went goddamn sauce goddamn sauce is the way to get that sauce to my mouth. Sometimes that's why I like burger king more than McDonald's because burger kings Just a sloppy old slut. It just spills out of its bun. It's just like I'm leaking mayonnaise at the bottom You're right. You can probably fucking gross asshole. You could dip your fries in the mug that falls out of your burger Oh, just pickle slide now, you fucking... What are you doing? Did your vaginal mash come loose? What is this? I take two fries like skis.

And I get on either side of the gunk that fell out of my burger and I squeeze them together and I get it. It's the best. Just don't want to spit in your mouth, that sounds like it. I love it. You burg your can falls the fuck apart. They know how they're doing they know what they're doing You're gonna want some of this tomato later Here's some sauces you gross fuck and even looks like they fucking put the bun on and punch it down

It's a real smash McDonald's McDonald's comes like fucking airport ready. Yeah, it looks like in their place. Yeah, and then oh fuck them. Well, I tell you, I have to have Zesty onion ring sauce. Like if I had room at my house, I would just have like a row for Zesty onion ring hot mustard and hot boiled hot sauce. Yeah, just in a pump handle station. Oh, I had another thing we'd have in there. And they're packaging. Important that it seems to be very difficult to find in New York.

Grow up within my whole life. In New York, it's an impossibility. Is the actual house homemade spicy hot mustard from Chinese food places. They only give you those packets and that's sweet mustard. They don't have the... You're talking about the kind where you put it on your tongue and your nose opens open. Yeah, but you can find that online and then have it sent to you, right? I don't have the space. You're talking about the time where you put it on your tongue and your nose opens open. Yeah, but you can find that online

and then have it sent to you, right? I don't know. But we've looked and know we've gone to the stores for looking for it and we've got stuff that's not the right thing. I mean, my hat it down the village. That's the only place we found that had it. I bet you could guarantee you could get that sent to you somehow. Maybe, but it's got to be the jam.

It's got to be the one. You know the brand, right? No, no. That's the whole thing. It's not a brand. It always came when they give it to you, Blackwood, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, you have to specifically ask for it when you get Chinese out.

I do. I asked you, you have the homemade house mustard, almost every place in New York, almost 100%. Say they don't have it. They go, they just have the packets. No, I know you always get for the home. I was told that years ago, asked for the homemade hot mustard, and they, most places here say they don't have it. Yeah, they just have the packets. No, I know we always get for the homie I was told that years ago. That's for the homemade hot mustard and they most places they don't have it

You think there is something to do with tariffs or trading maybe towel had it when we order from towel But I don't want to pay $300 for pork fried rice Yeah, what is in towel place like you go to it is and then it showed up on our uber eats one day and we spent a Ridiculous amount of money that's Chinese food and it was really good. However When it got there we were all so when we were done eating it We were like that was just Chinese food. Yeah, did you guys pay you guys paid for a $10,000 hooker? Yes, yeah, I came over and you're like oh fuck and then you're like it was the same as it was And when you got a $100 hooker and she all and what so when she gets there she tells you she goes

I'm only fucking like a $50 worth. Yeah, you're like paid $1,000. And like, yeah, that was pretty dumb. She's 4% body fat. So. You're telling your paying for atmosphere. Yeah. We just had it on our like,

in front of our TV. Yeah, we had cardboard boxes for a dumpling. It was tasty. It was delicious. It wasn't $200 some delicious. But then we ordered from some other place that was almost as expensive that was like the yogurt Chinese food. I bet this hot mustard is in delivery capability range.

I asked this was the thing we got into on skanks and it's a very true thing. Chinese food very specifically is a food you're chasing the one you had when you were a kid. Didn't like you when I was a kid. Any of it. Not really, not until my 20s. Is there some other thing of food that would, is anyone else agree with what I'm saying there? Like I had Chinese food.

No, I get your point. When I was a kid, I had this Chinese food, this Canton house was our Chinese food place. Yeah, you had a place you loved. Yeah. and then I've always been chasing that egg roll taste the hot mustard the boneless ribs nothing's like that. Yes Serene Damn, dude. Jacob's back to wound up. Jacob's back to his plum blossoms hang on and he doesn't breathing Jason, he's like mother. I'm coming hold on

I'm just working on my different stances. I love pan flute. Pan flute rolls. Old, old Japanese provolabes say, Jason chased the food of youth while the winter of elderly sets in actually we should we should Maybe hold that conversation for Color topic color topic today What's this Christine? That's mine. It's like a hole in the wall in a strip mall But it was just like the best Chinese food fortune cookie looks gross Delicious doesn't can house is gone, but and there was a little Asian lady who called everybody boss there Love it. Hey boss, and it's whatever she died not too long ago and in I am some Facebook Now she's with the real boss. They have a they have a thing see you know you're from overbrook

Like Facebook group that I felt and he said she died least and it's funny people my mom's age my age Significally older than my mom or like oh boss lady, they always call our boss lady. Yeah. They go, oh, boss, hey boss, but I've been chasing that taste forever and then the mistake we make, I'll just say about this is with Chinese food to wrap this up. Since we already had the color topic is early this week, is we have a place near us Chinese that we really like. It's really good.

It's as close to what like everything is good that you're gonna get. And we still, we deviate off it almost every time we order Chinese food and then go, next time we just gotta go back to that place. And then we try another, all the pictures look really good. And then we get it, it's like,

it's not even as good as that place, but that place isn't perfect. Well, now everything's back open, you gotta go in and try it. Cause it's not even as good as that place, but that place isn't perfect. Well, now everything's back open, you gotta go in and try it, because it's not gonna deliver well if it doesn't hit in the restaurant. No, it's all about delivering. You know, it sucks after like six years,

we just found like the perfect one in the village. There's a little left. Then we left. Well, they were only open like eight, which sucked. Yeah. So were they perfect? No, their hours were for shit. And uh, but yeah, that's Chinese food. God damn it. It makes me so furious. Um, Chinese food

makes you sick. It makes me sick. Um, we all watched. Everyone's now calling up. I believe Jacob, if you watched it yet, I got through the first two. Okay. That's good. That's a good run. You saw it all, right? Yeah. I hated it. Hey, did it., I got through the first two. Okay, that's good. That's a good run. You saw it all, right? Yeah, hated it. Hey, did it. Do you watch all the documentaries? I hated the guys.

Of course, yeah. I mean, I think that's what he's going for. Oh, yeah, the idea is to make you think this guy is like, just horrific, horrific human being. Any was, we're talking of course, the most hated man on the internet on Netflix. Hunter Moore. Who's name?

I remember that site. I remember the tail end of that site and looking at it and not thinking much of it. Actually, at the time, not even overthinking what this guy was doing with a website called as anyone up. So let's explain why we're making this. Yeah, we should probably break this. This is the documentary, the most hated man on the internet is on Netflix to oh yeah, but I'm saying like Specifically, I didn't even know about this website. So I I didn't know now. I was coming in cold complete I didn't have a computer until 2012

I didn't have like I used I had to go to like internet cafes to check my email and shit computer for 2012 Like I used, I had to go to like internet cafes to check my email and shit. Computer for 2012. What are you talking about? No, I like bought, I had this little, like one of those like net books. That's what I had. That I bought like probably right around.

Yeah, she had acer as well. Yeah, I had a little acer. That's exactly what I had. Oh man. I had a tiny little thing that you could, I could check, you might, I mean, we were like broke. You couldn't give an acer away to a homeless person now did I train with my phone I tried to I traded half a TV for that acer for

really yeah because Vic you remember Vic we split a TV and he was like if you let me keep the TV when I move you can have this little like notebook thing and I didn't have a computer. Yeah I don't have a I probably didn't have a laptop until after 2012, quite honestly. Yeah. I had a blackberry by 2011. Yeah, so they, I wasn't, I wasn't like, I think my space in 07 was like when I stopped because when I was at KFMA, you just be up all night on the internet. But I didn't know about, you know, this documentary goes into... So the website was called as anyone up.

Yeah, as anyone up. .com. I heard about it at the tail end of it, but again, because of what goes on in the world now, it's like a hindsight thing looking at it. Yeah. I forgot that the whole thing about it was the, there, I'm not saying the cool thing, but like the, from the pervy perspective, of just the observer, and not a lunatic, is that they're showing you also their Myspace or their Facebook page.

So you're seeing them, it's like high school graduation, like, God, I love my dad, he's neat the best in the world, and then it's like her spread in her pussy and fingering her asshole. And that was like the, but again, it all seemed like fictitious. Like it was real. It makes sense, it seemed like, well, of course, you could also never know if any of it is real. Yeah. But a lot of it was real. Yeah. Actually,

all of it, I think, was real for the first part. It's so the documentary starts covering the story of one girl who basically just gives the description of what it's like to wake up and someone to be like, Hey, you're naked on the internet, which you've gone through. Yes, I have. You have had that feeling. You woke up and found out you forgot I got revenge for it. I totally forgot I was revenge for it before. Yeah, you're absolutely right. I thought of you. I thought of you because I thought about when you wake up to that we're like, and you woke up to Carla on the phone. Oh, no, no, no, you're taking two different things. Oh, I thought that was when you woke up to the post on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, South Africa. Oh. If you recall, and this is before,

your phone just worked everywhere. Yeah, it uses roaming. It would roam, and you really could. It's a charge. Yeah, you could hop. Well, not with even that, you actually turned your phone off. Yeah, because, I mean, this makes it sound like such old men.

It's true. But you just have to call the cell phone company to be like, I'm going to this country Okay, and they're like okay The best you can get is like well for a hundred dollars a week It can sort of work there for five minutes a day. Yeah, maybe No Really

It's nothing I mean your internet like using data will be different and like they'll charge you minutes wise. It'll be more, but you don't have to like call them and set it up. Like you do with banking cards. You don't have to go. Like your bank cards, you still need to do that. Because then they're like, hey, why is there a purchase in London? And you're like, oh, yeah.

That's a long hair. Sorry, I didn't let you know, am I? Sorry, daddy. You're right. Daddy Amix. Papa. So you wake up in know, am I? Sorry daddy. Sorry daddy, amics. Papa. So you wake up in South Africa. I was just one of those days. I was like, you know what, I've been here for a while.

Let me check my messages. And it was 19 messages. And the first one, when you're smoking, were you smoking outside? No. No. In fact, I do remember where I was in the bathroom. Staying at dump?

Taking a dump, because there was a phone in the bathroom. You ever see that? There's a phone in the bathroom? Yeah. I remember the first time I stayed in a hotel, that was I was like, I'm a cally-coltkin in Home Alone too. I just read an article that was a very compelling argument

for George W. Bush being the next eight-off Hitler. We're in the South African newspaper. Nice. We read that. I was like, wow. They put it like that. It doesn't look good. Hitler's Read that. I was like, wow, at the time of the year. When they put it like that, it doesn't look good. Hitler's like the whole time being like, if I as everyone always compared to me,

so didn't put up my numbers. No one's put up his numbers. I put up serious numbers in this is the day before, it's the internet. I had to like go out and work the role. You think of like young dictators like Jordan, like Kim Johnnie's like, he's like, yeah, I mean Hitler was a pioneer for sure

You understand what I could have done with the YouTube. I could have had like a third force fifth right? Oh for sure he could have Gerber's would have been overworked I was it been in Argentina already so I Am I like I read the newspaper for a little bit and then I pick up the phone I'm like, oh, let me check my I'll pay the $3 phone call fee and check all my My friends and the first one was Wayne our gay friend Wayne. Hey pal. Hey pal. There's a There's an advertisement on cat and casual encounters Craigslist men seeking men and it is a naked picture of you

I need to scribes a picture and I'm like, I know that picture. Why is that picture? Did you immediately know which picture and who had it? Immediately. You knew who's picture was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I took a picture of her naked after a shower.

She was, you know, she was into it. Like, she opened their towel and I took a picture and she goes, well, I gotta have a picture of you now. And I'm like, there's no picture of me naked that's gonna be good. And I was like, oh, wait. And I was like seeing her enough to, it wasn't like this first day where I was like, you know, like nervously, like whenever I was like,

I dropped my towel and I put my arms up on the door, spread my body out as much as possible, and let her take that picture, but not even overthinking sort of, my peck size. You were completely naked. Naked after a shower in an air conditioner hotel room. Oh, no, that, that button dick.

Yeah, dude, you really did, you got pulled back in. Pulled back in big, and then- Because you come out of that shower and you're all warm and hot, then you're like, ooh, chilly. You're describing that picture describing that picture and I'm like your dick is like it's very describing that picture and I'm like he's not kidding This point you have to start smoking right? Probably I The thing I miss about being a cigarette smoker is when shit hits the fan you just go I

Got a smoke hits the fan you just go I gotta go taste the smoke I gotta smoke I gotta get out of here. Oh yeah yeah. Especially in another country and you check your messages. Oh my god. And then the next 18 messages were dudes trying to fuck me. And before you remember any different dudes yeah cuz I got named Steve kept calling me bear. He kept he kept coming on. He's like bear. Why won't you call back? I guess she was communicating with them on like email or something. So she was saying, like, no, call me again. You know, I mean, saying stuff like that. So you keep saying the call, you're not answering bear. When you, how long did it take before you

talk to her? Never. I never spoke to her again. So you didn't be like, Hey, take the post down. Did she take the post down? No. This was also, I think, before you were overthinking it, like, populating on other websites or going up on Twitter. It was before time where that was even really a thing to worry about. It was like Craigslist. Craigslist, yeah. Which was fucking wild. And then Wayne took the liberty of saying, I'm reporting it so it's getting taken down. But the way you get it taken down is enough people flag it. So we sent it to Bobby Kelly, Patrice Nioh, Keith Robinson, Jason Steinberg, my manager of time.

And he goes, Hey guys, can you flag this? So it gets taken down. And then that was the famous thing. I went to Patrice for Thanksgiving the one year and he was like, dude, go hit the mouse on my computer real quick. And when I clicked the mouserice of Thanksgiving the one year and he was like, dude, go hit the mouse on my computer. And when I clicked the mouse, it was just, but my daughter was there. And she didn't see, but like,

and then he just, this is the picture of my dick like this. He just like saved it as a screensaver. I just so got to do it funny. We get your arms over your head in the doorway. Holding the doorway, yeah. No wrinkles So are you immediately like you check your ass? Is it dominate your thoughts the rest of the trip no because I got a whole away and we ain't like it's down

Oh, okay, he's like we got it down. He didn't tell me he sent everybody goes no No, we got a fact that you know that the other comics had had it when I got home I found out when everyone was laughing at me I got to the summer time and they're all standing like this It was bad and you never spoke to the girl again Don't think I ever saw her I just mooped it. She mooped it. No, you know what happened one time? I don't know if it was long after or shortly after, because it's so long ago either way now.

I mean, it was that Artifu Kwa, I'm on stage one night, and Artifu Kwa comes in, like I see him in the hallway of the cellar, and he's looking at me. He's like, he's not saying anything. He's like, Mal, he's like, you know, like, dude, look, and he just brings in that girl and like a guy she was with and he's like, remember basically, and I was like, okay, already, it's a girl who I used to hook up with who hates me.

Yeah, hi, hey, and she was like, hey, and I'm like, why is this happening? In our stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then already like she left and I just like kind of told the story though. That might have been the first time I even told the story of like publicly. Her doing the, yeah, putting the picture naked up in me. Fuck that's so funny.

So this documentary starts with that, but she can't get it taken down. She wakes up and her tits are up on the internet. Her tits are out. And, but the thing is is like, and I don't know if you felt this, but when she immediately went like, I didn't send that to anybody I was like yeah, that's the craziest thing. I thought that was the lie. Yeah, I was like They're setting that up pretty early to be like that was a lie and she sent it to a guy. Well, here's why it's a lie also I don't like they maybe she didn't send to anybody

But I also don't get to like what I just want to take a picture of my boobs and snatch like for me. Yeah, she was. I think what you did is she took that picture and she's like, damn, my titties look good. Save this for when there's a gentleman caller her and her mother while freedom fighters and and people in the right side of history on this thing. Yeah, absolutely. Or maybe two of the most unlikable people, initially, that I've ever seen in my life. I, because they really are the good guys that it's hard to cheer for. Because the mom, the mom's like, I wasn't gonna let it go.

And even her husband's like, man, you know, she doesn't let things get. Her husband's a British guy who doesn't really give a fuck about any of the situation. It's not a real dad. Yeah, so he doesn't care so yes You'll be all of your yelling in your rubbish Shut it. Oh shut it with your boobs on the internet. I'm trying to do British stuff. I'm watching cricket Five hours ahead you loud bitch. I'm which hazing my foreskin right now. I don't have time to listen to it quite Shaft My penal head is quite shaped this big British bone. I give your mother

Oh, she's and now she's all over the internet trying to get your wrong. She picked They're both so unlike the mom. I don't even know why they plug it in there They did almost just to make her unlike a book. Well, they're If you're hearing what's about me is I used to lie my way in the meeting every celebrity ever. Yeah, like, I showed her on a talk show. You wrote a book on it. Yeah, she's like, the icing. She's like, you crashed parties.

She's like, one day I just threw it in a unitard. Talked to a couple of people, found my way on stage, background dancing for Michael Jackson. Yeah, and they hit you with it midway through episode two. So you're gaining momentum of liking this lady because it is fucked up. The girl, you know, she's like, someone, I don't know how anyone got these photos.

They're up. She calls her mom immediately, you know. She's like, mom, my tits are on the internet. And her mom's like, on it. Just like a fucking hunting dog. She has that Eugene Levy hair. Like, it's like, she looks like beast from Beauty and the Beast,

Ron Pearlman's beast. Yeah, you go, how's Linda Hamilton born with? Why, what do you mean? What, what's that fricacy there? Yeah, it was like coming back, which I'm starting to get, I'm starting to get fricacy hair. You don't want fricacy hair, do you? I think I see hair soft.

I'm gonna look like a mad scientist, I think. Oh no, you're gonna get dark brown hair. I'm gonna get dark brown hair. I think I'm turning into dark brown. Well gray hair generally has that's what I'm saying I sure appreciate it's coming in like lightning bolts when it's like it's beautiful great hair No, it's great. Here. It's just super smooth and this lady's like I'm gonna con she does like the mom thing She's got white lady Karen powers. Yes, so she's like, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna go talk I'm gonna talk to someone supervisor and she goes to is anyone up.com and does her research She just like had the time. She's a wealthy white lady. She's got the time to do this shit

I'll tell you what the shittiest thing this documentary has done now Anyone whose name they gave on this and told you who they were, those, that picture is there. Oh, it's what do you mean? Like, still on the internet? So what they've done by doing this documentary is you have assured, though, that people now are going to start looking at your daughter's titays again. She just didn't really even think that through. For sure. They always say that the footprint, the internet footprints that that Craig's list add is still out there somewhere I'm like, maybe. I think so.

So that's like a modern day internet ghost story where they're like some say the naked J photo is still out there. She gave all my credits. That's pretty cool. How's it going? I had to feel about that. Seeing the light out, I was like, I have that a little bit of stuff. I've worked, I've worked, I've worked. I don't have VH1, MTV2. She specified two. What a content. Yeah, I know. You little bit of stuff. I've worked I've worked I've been on VH1 MTV 2

She specified to what a content. Yeah, no. Oh, you could just say MTV. Yeah, shout out MTV 2 So MTV 2 is for the boys at that point. It was for the boys. Sorry and the trace Yeah, MTV trace. So they have it they don't introduce Hunter more completely yet at this point in the episode one day. They really don't they kind of draw it out as like there's this this website And you can put naked photos up. It's it's you know later called revenge porn where you submit photos of naked people At first they explain in some of the interviews that this was a part of the scene Scenester kids that were like going to rock bands. They would put like naked photos of your favorite bands up there. And that was like the big thing.

Or like people in the scene, like photos of them leaked naked. And everyone was like, oh shit, that's crazy. And it was like Facebook, because very much like Facebook, where it started off with a specific group of people and then just went to everybody. And he is the perverted Mark Zuckerberg of all of this.

And another thing, again, when they have victims that you have a hard time feeling for the dude from the band. Yeah, we're, it does. And you know, so one time I just squeezed my dog and flapped it out and then she took a picture and she was like, I'm gonna put you up on his anyone up, she was, and then she did.

And then everyone, these girls talking about how people looking at him differently and changing their lives. And he's like, yeah, it was really people saw my door, dude. Yeah. Yeah. But as it affected your life negatively, he's like, no, everything's pretty much still the same. You don't really cost me a slutter or anything.

Yeah, I'm doing all right. It's also pretty good picture of my dick, too. So yeah, but I mean, I was violated. It's just interesting because it's almost in the documentary they keep all the victims talk about how hard it is to read the comments, how mean the comments are, and they are. They were. And then you're like,

I don't know how to style shit. It's what Reddit is now. But it's the precursor to YouTube comments, it's the precursor to Reddit, or you know what I mean? It's like, it's always been there, just how like different shapes. I always just couldn't imagine, I couldn't imagine it being the guy with the thing,

like again, I look, I've never seen that website and looking at it I'd be like oh wow real pictures of her I was pictures of her naked. I was thinking that did you were you like you didn't catch on till the very end of it Yeah, it didn't last long okay when I had it was already because you I've learned about shit like chat roulette and like Omegle yeah, like the ones where you come over to Jane He's like it was like my friends that were in the ones where you come over to Jay and he's like, it was like my friends that were in the Japanese cartoons that I never heard of, where he's like, have you ever watched this? It's like Omeagle.

Omeagle may be the funniest thing in the world. I used to do this with Justin Silvers to laugh. If you go to Omeagle, it says, it's just to meet people and say hi and randomly chat with people. Sure. And when you, I've done this for some of you who was left, if you go on it and you just keep like clicking through like everybody's just a different position of a guy

Pound and cock do we smoke cigarettes on Jay's balcony and Jay would sit there with his hand out the window Maybe like watch you just click the mouse and guys just pan Like the fourth one the guy back It's just us be like hey the funny thing is when I've showed like Christine or something before and like so they see like a girl like sitting looking in the thing and was great Like guys doing this like they just sit there like a like a cover a little bit over their dick Yeah, and then when they just see a girl like they're they're coming through to and their face is always like that like looking at the Ha face of screen like and then they see like Christine there and they said go

a half face of screen like and then they see like Christine there and they said go yes finally dude I love it I love they come out of their gilly see yeah look at it look at me pull my rod all right I didn't say that I've had Christine say hi before I say hi you know they're so there's such their dorks Dorks hold the shawks. I'll be like hey, and I'll go Hi, but they're just so fucking there. Hi. Hey, is this happening? Hey, are we doing it? I'm surprised you don't watch a pop-ins that way we're like high and like Fuck I'm coming. I'm losing it, but this

Yeah, fuck I'm coming. I'm losing it, but this Don't ask I'm last and I never again I didn't get a fucking computer till 2012 Is anyone up I never knew about it. I didn't even did you know about it Jacob? No, I never knew before did you ever hear about it DJ Lou? No, so I fucking nerds. I know I guess we're all dorks We're dorks, too But it got I mean in the documentary It shows how fucking popular it got and the guy that ran it was a guy hunter Moore who is dubbed the most hated man on the internet Because that's the thing I want to say that I was saying my last maternity I thought I'm sorry about comments Mm-hmm. I was saying the comment section while looking at those things

Whether it was naked girls naked naked, whenever it was. Yeah. My instinct, I have no like draw or thought to not only not comment to comment, but like when they go on there, you're just watching these things and they go like this fucking slut needs a load on her cut face. Jesus Christ, you angry son of a bitch. You can't really jam pack in those sentences. I just look it up kind of like, wow, that girl's got a great body. Oh, sure. That's her titties. Oh, I have that pillow. I was just by the way bookcase. I've seen a lot of porn with my friend from high school Mike Vadas Comforter. It's like the Comforter. It was kind of a regal looking. It was everyone you know someone who had this. It's like the older it's green and reddish and has little diamonds on it. I'm sure someone

of like it looks like marble in the diamonds. I know. I know. I know. I know. It's talking about every one had it was like the nicest one you could probably buy from Kmart or C or some like that. It was a basic. It's a shod. It's a merven's and I've seen so much porn with that comfort. Such a specific looking comforter, but everyone had it. I'm sure someone's done this is a stand-up joke But it's funnier the older you get when you beat off the porn as you start taking more about the real estate than the sex Some of us have some of the latter heroes this place. I got a zilla this I got a zilla whatever the location was from bad Bahama bitches

Seven here's a tell you what's crazy seven bedrooms two bathrooms I don't understand. I didn't know they had a whole baby oil. You need more bathrooms than that. That's too many bedrooms if you asked me. It was in Pound Town, Volume 8. It's the scene with Raylene. What's right? Oh, I'm a Raylene.

How the hell did you do? I remember Carmella Bing. That's super fat. And then back. Did she snap back? And then back to that. And then disappeared. Yeah, she was like the nearer dude

She doesn't roll do she's brando Tom Hanks you know she has a diabetes. Yeah, she can't beat Just saying we're talking about comments on the internet. Oh no, for sure. I said those comments people being so like There's so there's a lot of angry dudes out there in this world. And they also seem to be, but there was also the bro guys of this world. I think it's just in general. The women and the men that you see are big fans of this.

I think it's just people that have gone through shit and haven't processed it. So it comes out as like angry. That's why all the girls, you know, the reporters are like, there's women lined up at his green room to fuck them. Just to be like, come and fuck me Hunter. Like, you're a piece of shit. Fuck me, you stupid asshole.

It's like, those women are just as broke as the men. We know slut whispers. Yeah, I swear to you, I'd rather, and mark my words on this. I'd rather Isabella in be into behind closed doors, odd shit. Yeah. Sexually, then have her be on assholes live forever, so it's getting a champagne facial.

Yeah. Fully clothed, I'm like, don't be that fucking, what are you doing? Yeah. Look at these girls, the girls who were stoked on it, they're like, yeah! Shit, like, what's going on in the home? But I think that is like the female equivalent of when men

are like, you stupid fucking slut you know, and they're like It's the same broken thing or whatever. It's just coming out differently because if it was just this guy with those like angry male fans Everyone would be like this guy's a real fucking problem. We'll put up it then. It's all the women The all the hot ladies cover informed just being like I'm gonna fuck them. I want to fuck them He's you know treat me like shit all the hot ladies covering for him just being like, I'm gonna fuck him, I wanna fuck him, he's, you know, treat me like shit. But wanting to be... They wanna know that they're like,

if he fucks me, then I must be hot. I'm valuable. Yeah, but that's so mean. But I'm just saying, but on the internet, just the thing of like putting yourself on the internet, go, like, again, not from, I'm not even talking about this, like a role you got or it's paying a gazillion dollars.

Do you remember this guy had like videos of him and it was like, he's putting like Coke on his dick and then it shows the girls like doing Coke off his dick and he's like, it's like the, why? I'm surprised. The winner out the doubt will be like, forget be degraded, being like, degraded me. I'm your dog.

But that's what I'm saying. And not even privately, which is whatever you're into you're into That's weird to be so public about it. Well, that's what I mean is they're broken in the way that you see the male fans react to the naked photos of the women that they're post and this guy's got to this guy does the He does the thing of you know, he is fucked up so but he's like I'm not fucked up fucked that dude. I fucking rule I don't give a shit I always love when you see people That though and the whole documentary is like I don't give a fuck if people hate me I don't give a fuck if people hate me and then when he starts to get in trouble in the later episodes

You see his ex girlfriend who I couldn't stand she's like she's maybe the she's definitely on pills Yeah, she's fucked up. She I think she has an eating disorder as well I don't want to diagnose that, but she was like, you see when she's got weight. She's got weight on her and you're like, you're fucking crazy. But this is how she talks. She talks like, remember the, we used to have that clip.

Do you have that loose still? The girl reading the intervention letter? Of course, dude. That's exactly how she looks. That's right. All right. So I wanna say is, I was like, that's fucking crazy.

I was like, I read those messages and I was like That's fucking crazy Also So I am here because I really want to see you get help to film it I have to stop it We said send a good time together

Some things like I said but I have a play over. We said, send a good time together. Some things look insane, but I was tied to fun together. Remember when we went to bed night? And then we lost our shit. We had to walk out barefoot and the scratchers all over. Well, that was fun. Wow, that was fun. That's basically what was fun. That's the ex-girlfriends' testimony, the was fun. Yeah, that was fun. That's basically what was fun.

That's the ex-girlfriends testimony the entire documentary. I don't know what she said. She's like, I know her, and he grabbed me and he said, drunk outside, and that was like time it stopped. You gotta feel like a real retard when, but you gotta feel like a retower and butthole girl is more articulate than you.

Dude, butthole girl, I was like, damn, old lady. Another one I have a hard time feeling bad for. She's still in her only fans room or whatever. She was her cam girl room doing the interview. But this is a documentary that is, I mean it's like, this guy sucks. This guy's a fucking asshole and he does the thing where he's alive. He's like, I don't, yeah, you got to think of husbands and brother. I don't need to be, they probably, person probably wouldn't go to jail for life if they killed this guy.

If it was the right reason but he When you see him get scared with like his ex because they try to do that They try to make him human, you know, like the later episodes. He's like he was really scared going the FBI got involved you like yeah, I don't feel anything for that you already just spent An hour and I an hour plus telling me that he doesn't give a fuck and he's yelling all over the internet. He doesn't give a fuck. So now that you're talking to the whole thing, right? I watched all three episodes. Okay, so then you see what it's what's hilarious about a guy like this. I think the most ass-showing

thing of all of it is when what happens is he sells it off to a guy who's setting him up to because he let's give some more of his crimes here first of all. Butthole girl says self proclaim. Butthole girl who is popular on the website. Very popular website because she put part of it. She put stuff in it. Well, she wanted to be on it as like a cam girl. Right. And she was like, oh, if enough people look at me, my cam will be successful. And then she she didn't realize which she admits it was her mistake. They put up your Facebook profile't realize which she admits it was her mistake.

They put up your Facebook profile pictures and one of them was her kids. And so she kept asking Hunter like, Hey, can you take down the picture of my kids? I don't care that my naked photos are up there. I just care that my kids photos up there. Then she did some wild shit. And no, he said like it's like convoluted how she got to well, I was humiliated, but if you take the pictures down I'll do more. I'll humiliate myself more. Yeah, she's probably the least credible Person operating in this documentary. Well because she she also speaks for the side of being a fan of his

She really multiple times of the documentary goes like well well we were like she says we when she's talking About his fan base. Yeah, she's like we were just waiting for her hunter to do something and you're like why do you keep saying we she's building an ant She's a pants ants can shove things ten times their size up their ass up their assholes, so every answer but hole ant she should have an ant girl not but hold girl Christine look at other pictures of but whole girl still out there. Show show your ass. Yeah. But they so she in the documentary explains that she did more shit and gave it to the website and they did change the

picture. And when she did that, she was like, Oh, I got the wind. So then I just started doing filthy shit and I shoved something up my butt. She was like, oh, I got the win. So then I just started doing filthy shit and I shoved something up my butt She was like I was doing a live chat. Yeah, the first one she did was like a hair Moose or something. Oh, yeah, moose bottle. It was like a moose and then she and then hunter was like if you put your phone up Your ass so I can call it. Oh, it'll vibrate and it'll vibrate and then she did it and he put it up on the website And it got like super popular. Yeah So yeah, but super popular. Yeah. So, yeah, butthole girl.

Yeah, it was a post titled, Pick What You Want, heard a putt in her butt, soon appeared on the site and it encouraged users to name obscure objects for Benedict to insert. More himself suggested cell phones, I'd be funny to call and have it vibrate. Yeah, it was like, you know. Um, butthole girl was born.

And so, these girls, you know, um, butthole girls born. And so, these girls when they, uh, what happened with him was he, people were getting angry enough and one guy who was just like, uh, a hacker dude who was molested, I think that it was, he had some fucked-up shit. But he was a guy that like, he was in the successful online,

on the internet and he was like, a former Marine and he was like I don't like bullies he runs like this anti-bullie website. So it happened to him though when he was your own. He was molested and he was also his dad beat up his mom and then he was put in foster care. So he talks about it. Jacob that's not laughing. That's not laughing. That's right. But when I saw the line somewhere. So what he does is he basically gets a hundred more to sell him So what he does is he basically gets a hunter more to sell him is anyone up and Then he a phone call

No, he worked on He advertised with him started learning how they do all their business remember. He's like I studied him I saw that he couldn't Made it seem like he was buying it from like let me take the reins and make this even bigger And then he was like dude. I'm gonna tell you right now, you have underage photos, you're gonna fucking go, you're gonna go down, like, you're gonna, you're gonna, they're gonna pop you. I just age verify three of these photos

and they're like 15 year old girls. And then so Hunter sold it to him and he turned it to an anti-Bully website. Yeah. So when you went to his anyone up, Bullyville. Bullyville, which immediately, throughout the rest of the time anytime I saw him, I thought of Bully Buster

from South Park. He was like nice pants, they say, why do you roll up two tits? No. They just get to get a bully buster. Every time they be like, and then I go to bully, though. What do they call you, stupid ugly?

Yeah. So he buys this guy buys it from him. He buys the, is anyone upside turns into the anti-bullying thing? Which pisses off all of Hunter's fans. And then where you, the only time you see this guy sweat, show any emotion or just start scurrying generally is when his own fans start going, weak shit, Hunter, whatever dude you pussy. Call him sell out a lot. Yeah, he can't deal with that and just go into the distance with his Millions of dollars, so he makes it a he makes an agreement with this guy and he's like I'll give up the website

You know this and that and then his fans are like you fucking sell out and then he's like well, I was just fucking around Dude that was because now I'm gonna make one I'm gonna make one that's twice as bad at twice as bad No, no, you're gonna get murder now. There's gonna make one that's twice as bad. And that's twice as bad. No, no. Now you're gonna get murder, now there's gonna be murderers because he's bragging about that. Yeah, because there's gonna be murders because of my new website. And the point is, is he was gonna do is anyone up

where they used to give Facebook profiles of like, you know, real access to these people who are naked on the internet. And now he was gonna do that and give the address of where they lived in driving directions. And driving directions there. So if you wanted to go where they were, which is crazy. So he was planning on launching that at the time,

because we're gonna get back to the mom and the daughter. Oh yeah. Because they are, you know, they're like, they follow multiple people throughout this, this these three episodes who are all trying to take down 100 more and 100 more, they talk to a village voice reporter, they talk to a Rolling Stone reporter. He was like in the scene.

He also loved, he liked the attention and didn't, he didn't go like, Waman Rolling Stone. This is my moment to kind of like, let me get some people on my side here. He was in front of the Rolling Stone and the village voice ladies, by the way, I both of them, right?

Both of them from a few other places. Oh, the ladies are sitting there. He's like, ah, this will be good for the show. And he did things, they're like, and then he just put cocaine on his dick and started having these young girls go down and sniff it off his dick. In front of the reporter, he's like, yeah.

Look, he likes pushing this whole fucking image of like, I'm crazy dude, I'm the craziest mother fucker. I think of a world we're in now, where it's like, that girl's not even complaining about the argument that he just whips his cock out in front of her Yeah, should I even doing like the But I'm gonna tell you that rocket wouldn't have got launched I tell you I tell you 222 laws, but he he does this shit

Where you know, he kind of like likes building up his persona and then he has his American gangster moment And he wears his chin chilla to Ali Frazier And he goes on fucking Anderson Cooper's show, and that's what draws all the attention. He goes on like a mainstream talk show thinking that he's gonna pull off, and they say that in the documentary. He thought he was gonna...

They don't even put him off or something? No, but they just had him on and he didn't look good. And so that's the point when they make it the documentary. Two of victims on yeah, yeah, two victim two girls from his website that were had nudes posted and when he talks to them The girl's like I don't know they learn their lesson. Yeah, he's like maybe you were too stupid to know you shouldn't send dirty pictures of people Yeah, what and then it just kind of shows how everyone was easily like at the time being like, oh, well, these women clearly sent these pictures so they wanted them out there. And then the mom, old fucking put in the beast there. The fucking guy they found in the, she's got the hair, the guy they found in the ice truck and good fellows.

Frankie two times. You should get Frankie two times there. Carbone. Carbone. Carbone? Yeah, carbone. But she, sorry, I didn't lose from Jersey, you have to know that movie. If you don't know, you miss on your good fellows.

Your fucking toast. Spider was Michael and Beery Oli. Hello. Also knows Michael. Fuck it. The whole point of being that she was going down because she was like my daughter got hacked so she started like going after

who hacked her and then when she got the fbi involved they actually found the guy who is hacking these photos yes they weren't this is and by the way also i should say called like all of his victims she found out all these women on this website and then called them and asked if they were if they sent the photos in forty% of them had been hacked. Yeah, but I mean, talk about Alunatick also.

Like this guy, he was getting, I don't wanna say thousands, I don't know maybe, but like at least hundreds and hundreds of submissions of guys really being like, hey this is my ex-girlfriend slut look at her spread their pussy for you He's still hacked people who weren't it's insane dude here like some of the post titles were like Fuck this bitch up one two three go and if you just saw your own picture you'd be like oh Fuck by the way, was that documentary that taught me this I think it was the same documentary about how they would do it.

Like, you hit people up and be like, I forgot my... Oh, log in. Yeah, I forgot my log in. I was like, you know what I was reading that form letter thing that it always seems to be, I forgot my log. Could you send it to me and I'll send this. Yeah, I lost my number. And you, yeah, I'm kind of a log.

Can you sit, can I send you, can you send me the code? Yeah, the code's gonna come to your number. And I'm like, I wonder how many. Can you, can I send you the code? Yeah, the code's gonna come to your number. And I'm like, I wonder how many of my friends I've gotten completely doxed because I fell for that. I go into soul that I was like, I feel like I've saw it. I'm sure I didn't do it because I was like, this seems like bullshit, but it also, I feel like I've seen that so many times

that I was like, my wonder if I've done that for someone. Of course, Dan, I'd love to tell you the code for your email. Yeah. I get a phony Citibank text alert that you need to contact through this link right now. Yeah. So we need your information.

Oh, dude, don't get you. I get my Facebook is being taken down. Yeah, I got my Amazon. I get my face book is being taken down. Yeah, I got my Amazon. I get my grandmother, I ordered her Amazon thing. And then she called and she was like, I was on the phone with Amazon. I think you've been, they say you're a council trouble. It's like there's zero chance they call you.

There's zero chance you call it. You probably brought up, they probably didn't, you know, she's 94. So she's like, hello, and they're like, hi, I'm your hi. I'm your grandson Stanley died in 70 oh how I miss oh my boy Gary was lost in 97 Wait here. I'm gonna put on a record. Yeah, oh, but

Also emails I would like there was one where Apple almost got me. Apple was like, you need to update your info. And I was like, all right. And one of the things was, what's your social security number? And I was like, what? I was like, all the way to that. And then I went and deleted it. I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And then I noticed that you just check the email address.

You just always click on the email address. And sometimes it's like 25 numbers and shit. But I was so dumb that I was like, here you go Apple. Apple I wouldn't fall for any of it. I mean, I get texts weekly. Yeah. That's something like immediate action, your neck, foot, whatever. Your neck looks account.

Yeah. And then you go, I remember calling a LMGR company. I was like, guys, this is like my Facebook things. And now I just know that's like a, I get that constantly and he's like, it's not. It's like also now there's started being spam texts where they're just like hello Hey, and It's the guys Christine's am we going with?

Well guess what Hi, he goes yeah, you want me to call you if you know anything about me You know that I hate when my friends send one word text Justin We're bringing up on him Bose. We'll throw it in the shoe buddy. Hey dead silence Yes Question for you What You got a second

Please God send this question Put rip the fucking band-aid as it always like, should I call my hair shorter? Yeah. Just know it's it's cloudy today. You know, I'm not a fan, Justin. What was the last time we had an autumn season? True autumn. Crack and broken leaves.

It seems just right for summer to winter. I'm ready for pumpkin spice. Every once in a while I get a nude hot girl text that says, hey miss you. What? I clearly know. I wasn't with this one. Yeah, I did Jacob, you're Tyler Durdim.

You're Tyler Durdim, is that? I want to click. I get that too. I get that too. You're the picture of a girl. It's like, sorry we weren't able to hang last time. Yes. It's like, oh, but I able to hang last time. Yes, to go fake It's like, ah, but I'm such a thought about you since I would have put on readers and been like, what's this about?

La la I don't remember looking up with a Professional porn star. Oh, I don't remember this twist But they make you feel like shit because you know, oh, I was never with this Roman pull up Roman pull up was the only one that clicks that link. Oh Jessica Oh, no, oh man, just aching for that dick again Yeah, sorry I got this podcast called him buzz It's lit. It's madly. He's got that hockroll text. He is, well, look who's back.

Would you love to hear a sigh because I have a feeling the version of this guy now is, whoa, it's on the other direction. It's like, whoa, do you feel Roman Palombo falls in line with this group of buds, the Hunter Morn gang? Or do you think it's not his personality? No, I don't think so.

I think he's more like... His Hunter Mores good looking guy. Got pussy. He had the thing, he had the whole look going and then the scene and all that shit. And he just chose the personality of just a piece of shit. I love to see a documentary on this kid's lie. Do you know what I mean? Like was it a mother ashamed of him?

Like is this mother ashamed of this? It's a documentary, it says he lives with his parents outside of Sacramento and they had it where like, you know, the mom docks them and put his address out there and then or his parents address. And he like, remember the ex-girlfriend said that her mom's like called when the FBI took him and she was like, what's going on? Really?

Yeah, she was like, tells the story of her mom, yeah, there it is, 100 more parents. Damn, they're just up there. By the way, they look like swingers. Yeah, they're like, hey, so? His dad looks like an orange Schwarzenegger character. So it's like an orange Schwarzenegger playing in American dead. I'm just a simple computer program There's zero chance that I'm special ops my son is into taking revenge But I wanted I told you that he's gonna terminate you via your naked photos online

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