The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The O'Doyle's Do Rule (feat. Shane Gillis)

Episode Date: June 7, 2019

DJ Lou’s date gets friendly with a comic at The Comedy Cellar. Big Jay explains why Bon Jovi is much better than Bruce Springsteen & Shane Gillis joins Dan and Jay in discussing who the real bullies are in some very famous movies.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Hi gamers, it's Black Blue and welcome to the Bonfire's Best of the Week. The crew got back together and recounted their Memorial Day weekend, but nobody could top DJ Loo's blind date story. Is the Maestro behind the board looking for love in all the wrong places? Listen in and find out. DJ Loo, how was your Memorial Day weekend? It was good. I took a date to the Comedy Cellar.

Ooh, one more day? On Saturday night. Saturday night. How's that? Do you run it up? I can't lie. I did not. A denocat laid, but she got to see the greatest comedians besides you two guys around. It was nice. It was over. No, that was built. Burr was there the night before. This was Dan Aderman, Greg Roguel, Gary Goldman, Mike Vecchio and Conquing yeah

And she enjoyed it She enjoyed it too much. She got a little too comfortable with the comic showed up Jacob Dude no, she didn't heckle, but afterwards. That's gonna be olive tree upstairs and she Kind of hugged Sh Sherrod a little too long. Uh-oh, you lost her to Sherrod. Oh man. No, we hung out with Sherrod small, but too long. And then now- She liked him. Yeah, but she liked the whole life.

I'm like, we're, we're civilians thing and they're comedians you can't take up all their time. You know, she's like, oh, do you know that table over there? Let's go sit by them. I'm like, oh boy, she's gonna be- What did Liz was that table over there? Let's go sit by them. Oh, my God, boy, she's gonna be. What did Liz was Liz around? Liz was not around. Oh, boy.

And Estee was around. No, no, Estee, either. But I don't have to call yourself a civilian in that situation. You can throw your dick a little more than that. Yeah, I guess I'll go. And you're in the blood. No, but she was loving it too much. I didn't want to give her a...

No, the problem was she was told that she is a civilian. You are not. Instead of saying, hey, we're civilians. I know that black guy over there really wants to fucking dick you down. You seem pretty psyched about it. So I guess I'll go civilian over here with some other civilians while you're civilian over on his big superstar dick. He go person to person. I'm going to go person with those comics. And it seems like you're to go get person probably in a park car around the corner. So have fun getting person. I'm going to. So you're probably not seeing that girl again, but

Sharad definitely got his dick shot. I'm just gonna see Sharad tonight to celebrate. I'm gonna be like, how was Saturday's my money? Money. Got my dick set. Got my dick set. Comes over me money. Yo, Lou Wittski to shit. He brought me some pussy money. Yeah, it's called me the endward all night. And I gotta say I liked it. You felt what you felt down in the streets? Yeah, it was fun. Did you tell him you're T-neck origins?

You're out of your mind. I think you just knew. You think you just saw that? Yeah, he bought it. That's why you thought he'd just steal your chick from you? Yeah. No, it wasn't like that. Just two civilian hugs.

But you said too long, you felt something for him. You felt it for long. I don't want to let him know that I thought that. Do you think there was some body rock and knock in the boots? Do you think they were pressing? Do you think they were pressing up on each other? Some good-loving body. I had to turn away, I don't know. I don't want to let him know that I thought there was some body rock and knock in the boots. Do you think they were pressing? You think they were pressing up on each other? Some good loving body. I had to turn away.

I don't know. I don't know what happened. Dude, that's the one where you got to watch where there's the fucking hug where there's the press in. You know where there's the fucking. I've never had that after a show where a girl hugs you. And she's like, aww. Oh yeah.

Of course she's true. Sure, yeah. And you're like, this you're always like, stop it. I guess I'm going to have it. I guess I'm going to have a question for you. Do, you're like this you're always like stop it Boyfriend you are like stop it. He's a fan and he took you to this I don't know I think it's maybe happened twice one time I remember in a mayor at American comedy company in San Diego. I got pressed on and I was like lady Knock it off. This is in a stablish lip. I'm so heavily intrigued by DJ lose world. I'd really have. I mean, the least intriguing person

speaking person is black. Blue and I mean that in a full compliment. Black. Blue just gets it man. Just getting life nailing it. Meanwhile, whiskey lives in the upside down. He doesn't live his life. He doesn't live a set or full of anger. He just fucking he rolls with the white. He's the best. You got to get a wife a life. A family.

People that love him. Balance, nice balance. You know, balance, right? Drives a car when we're not around them. Jacob's harboring a child. Drives the car. Jacob's harboring a child. DJ Liu is fucking, he's, he's, he's,

he's going on Tinder to screen pussy for comedians. Yeah. He's the first interview. Yeah They have to pass you and then they get the fuck Sharad small. Yeah, here's Sharad I'm not bringing her back there. So I learn my lesson. Did you know? You bring a little concert and let her suck John Bon Jovi's cock. Did you did you like her? She was okay. She was cool. She was just a comedy. Did you make out? Did you make out later? We did make out. We did make out. Suckertits? She's just a sucker tits.

Yeah, that's comedy show. I love it. Just a hard sucker tits. Is a hard one. What you do? Suckertits. Do you grab them? Do you give them these? Do you give them hard squeezy? She's just fucking...

That's all I make out. I go have fucking... I go face to face. What do you do shoulders shoulder And I just squeeze your boobs like I'm talking to you got to do the the boob grab and then shake it like it's a goldfish in there To kill a baited fish on one Up you got a tin in you go So you did you did you want a second date with her or after that? I thought I thought I swore out there You're gonna say do you want a second day with her or after that? I thought I thought I swore out there you're gonna say you want a sucker tits.

Did you want a sucker tits? Did it come up? Did you throw it out there? Did you make a suggestion? Let's get back to tits. Were you trying with the tits sucking? Was there an attempt of sucking tits? Now I'll tell you what, your second job of at a shade a pussy for the comedy community Honestly, it's that's your second job. I hope you do it even happens good as your first job When Sharot is as fucking producer of this show when sure I got shit when sure I got military briefed in the afternoon

You know for pussy and they go. Yeah point man is Lew whiskey. He'll meet you there He'll deliver it. Dude how great would it be how great would it be that after all this time on like, you know, I was talking about this on the Bonfire. If just for some reason a victorious secret angel, just like heard the Bonfire and she's like, who is this Lew Witsky? She's like, Paul is like, I'm not gonna speak crazy, but I will say,

I believe, depending on the trajectory of this show, I believe this show has the ability to get big enough that absolutely you guys will just be forced to accept. I've had this in my life a lot of times too. You're forced to accept the confidence that is bestowed upon you by people to be like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like, like JD on Howard Stern Show.

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No, he's a bad boy. That's almost the whole thing. He's still the same fucking dude. He's got a very pretty chick who, I mean, their life isn't like, it's not just going the premiere part. He's J.D. Like, you know, they probably have a relatively humble life to some degree and good for him because he just it was confidence was like Be stowed upon him like a girl was like yeah, you're you're a good dude and I love you and I'm gonna be with you

You'll find this dude. Absolutely. He's fucking Jersey pigs. Let you keep fucking farming out What you got to do is you need an attach a we need a whiskey filter We need someone to filter good women to lose so he knows what's like it's like he doesn't know Looking for that. No, yeah, I know you tell your saying is a full pattern There's a pattern to the women he's he keeps clicking on once a drinking buddy. There's a pattern circular. He says they're all huge Still a lot of them. It's a lot of blips're all huge. There's still a lot of them. There's a lot of blips on a radar. There's a pair.

You're looking for shade. Are you shade? A lot of them are small. There's a swam still. We've got a large one coming in. There's a school right under us. It's like Independence Day, where the season's moving, and it goes, that's it.

I've never seen one move so fast. My God, the speed. One more quick thing about your Ad Small. We're hanging out outside. We're the comedian smoke and He put a stick in her You're watching me start her money She starts shoving his cock inside of her soft. She starts telling a story about her dad was friends with Mickey Manel And all of a sudden he buss out. I don't know Mickey Manel will he makes it the same time? That's pretty cool. I'm fucked this game is over. Well, when whyle will he make it the same time? That's pretty good. I like, um, fuck.

This game is over. Well, when, why couldn't you make up a lie? Yeah, go, Mookie Wilson's my godfather. This guy's got charisma out the ass. He's working the whole block of McDougal Street. He's rocking every girl. But what made you think he was coming after your girl? Did you have a feel that Sharad had her in her cross, that is crosshairs?

I think he just let me have a favor by not picking her up. What? He could have if he wanted to, I believe. Man, what a dangerous way I think he just let me have a favor by not picking her up. He could have if he wanted to, I believe. Man, what a dangerous way I think of. What a good guy, because he didn't know. No, he just went, but he sure odds a life of the party guy. Absolutely.

And he drew her attention. It was actually more up to, if you feel she was paying him a lot of attention, that's kind of shitty of her. If she's on a date with you. Yeah, right. Right, I'm not mad about it. So fuck me.

No, she should be mad at it with her? Can we hitch? Can we do a hitch or black Lou helps Lou white Lou find a wife? You didn't even suck her tits, dude. It's titsuck. You know, this is a titsuck dojo. I Mean you look like on date one not at least suck some tits. I take a lady. I take a beautiful lady to Benningins. I'm sucking tits I think Jacob's ready for wife Lou need self work first. All right. I'll say what Jacob's not date he sucks. I think Jacob's have a beautiful wife tomorrow. I mean Jacob has to have a wife that stops everyone where they're like, what the fuck? Yeah, he will. He's a great dude. He's going to do this one. We got another we got some we got some work to do with this one. We got some we got some work to do with this one

Barring circumstances destroying the show at some point in the next decade this will happen Could be it could be in a year. It could be fucking eight years now. I'm just saying at some point it will happen It will the show get popular of people here. They engage man. These guys are great dude hot ladies are coming everybody on the show is a fucking I this show is perfect to me so everybody on the show I think is the fuck I I want it all for them we bust everyone's balls cuz that's what the show yeah maybe a girl will come into it when Jim at me was like Christine I really love you but you change into somebody else when you drink and I don't really love that person maybe a girl will come and say that to you and make you think differently I think Lou you Are you interventioning me? Yeah, yeah. I was even drinking you didn't drink. I mean, after that's

I had no idea that's a total lie afterwards. Did you do that? I was a student. I was a gentleman. Okay. Trust me. I think he's purposely going after women that aren't good people because he describes them the means the same the same type every time. Listen, he goes, he goes, I got a real curve, I got a real curve ball coming to me this Thursday. Is when smokes, drinks, drives, dangerously. I'll tell you what is, you don't think you deserve an awesome chick.

And let me tell you something, I don't either. The one thing I'm going to. Yeah, you could have dated like an O7 Christine. Yeah, I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. about Christine. I will never get the confidence to find somebody who loves me." Hi, this is Jacob and on Wednesday's bonfire, Merckface, Andy Fiore was our guest, and Bohr witnessed this big J-proved one thing. He's not afraid to court controversy. Listen as he explains to everyone, why Bon Jovi is better than Bruce Springsteen. Later in the segment, Jay and Dan describe what the boss would sound like if he accurately

sang about his life you enjoy this the the atoms more than the spring's i'd rather see an hour of brine atoms concert then the three hour marathon of nonsensical fucking i don't even know you call it jersey shore jam rock i don't know if it is agree i am not a fan if they finally found jam bands for fucking old Jersey light kids. When people make that That decision on you the most common one I hear a lot of times is Billy Joe or Bruce Springsteen. I'm like Billy Joe

eight days a week Eight days a week over Bruce Springsteen. Are you kidding? There is there one springsteen album that you like a lot? Or are you just doing any springsteen album if it had three songs on it that I That I really like I'd be mortified at the other fucking 16 songs I always hope in moments like these that somewhere springsteens and just like a wood panel studio going like man I love the bonfire really hurts to hear Jason all this. I'm going shot for shot here. Yeah, is what I'm doing I'm telling you Bruce Springsteen's got some fucking great songs great songs But but not the ones you're I mean born or run

Hey, thanks for the it is that all thanks for the cream with a drop of coffee Jesus This is your woman trying to give you diabetes. Yeah, oh cool. I'm just drinking a whole milk drink I couldn't do it anymore and that's your birdie guy. You're a bright. You're a Brian Adams guy No, I'm not either of them. Hit me with some brine- Adam's. Barjo- Barjovi lights out better songs than Bruce Springsteen in their head. Oh, what? Yeah, God.

You lose about to go full-teen-ic. Barjovi's the- Where is thing going? Oh, you're saying that? Yeah, now- Anybody's smirching the boss? Now they are. Are you a big Springsteen guy?

Jev'er-see is- Well, yeah, but- And now that fucking Barjovi's got Nancy Reagan hair. Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad?

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Bring up. Bring up. Tell me any any song by anybody we're talking about is not better than heaven by Brian Adams. I mean he's Facts yeah, I don't know No, I don't want to I'm not a springsteen guy. I got him spring automatically make you Brianally make you Brian Adams guy. You don't know that. Oh, yeah. No, it's black or white. Dude, it's one of the other one of the I don't think it is. That's a video. How do you feel about this? Are you a springsteen guy? I'm not a big springsteen in it. There's someone listening right now that's a huge springsteen guy that is punching his steering wheel. And a red bandana dies every time. Come on! He was born into the USA! What the fuck?

Tell me a Bruce Springsteen song you say is fantastic. And I will have Lou put it on and I will tell you why it blows ass. Hey, what's up? It's Bruce from Jersey. I gotta go. I got a couple good ones. You don't even like hearing the big man swing? Oh man, come on. What about 10th Avenue Freeza? Oh, particularly.

I got some. Yuck. I actually like come on. What about 10th Avenue freezer? Oh, particularly. Oh, I got a lot of luck. I actually like that song. What's a razor? He doesn't enjoyable. Rose. Colin Quinn has the coin. No, he's not. Colin Quinn has the greatest joke. That's your argument. Yeah. Colin Quinn. That's not good. Colin Quinn has the greatest joke ever that he did in front of Springsteen at a benefit about how Springsteen's a phony and he's not a working man. Well, he isn't. And he doesn't. He has to do any of those jobs. But Quinn's joke is he's like, yeah's like yeah fucking do a three hour constant on a Tuesday

There's an iron welder in New Jersey missing a thumb was you decided to do a three hour version of Rosalita Seven minute version of rose it's one of my favorite I'm on fire great. That's great great song great song It's great to tell I mean to me too. That's only one I think I have I'm with you. I'm not a huge spring steam guy. Yeah, Bruce Springsteen. It's just on Nebraska. It's just slow and sad as shit It's well welcome to Jersey guy. You look we're springsteen. Oh, it's called Nebraska and that's a bummer Two out of the three Jersey guys won against you. So if you showed it on Jersey Sophie's choice, Lou Eddie Vetter Bruce Springsteen hanging off a cliff. It's a year come on.. I mean, the one was raised by the other, so you can't kill the father and the son. Yeah, I'm telling you have to.

You have to. That's the whole point of this entire exercise. I don't want to play. Yeah, I know you're taking Vetter. I want to shoot Bon Jovi in the nuts. You can't. Bring up Bon Jovi's haircut, Christine, so we can get a real good look at this. He can't even dance to his own songs. ever watch me concert. I've seen him He's I like that dance to your own music I'm not talking I haven't given a shit about bond jovian probably 30 30 years white Lou white Lou's going so hard

Throbs got the feather to make spring see but that's old school that young You bond jovian now shit. Oh kiss me. No bond jovian. No now He is he is completely direct TV commercial's when he's now. Shit, I'm kissing you there. No, Bond-Jovie. No, now. Now. He is, he is completely direct. The direct TV commercial is when he's gray, yeah. He's just got like Lesbo hair. Yeah, there it is. Hey, what's up?

This is me and my partner, Karen. Yeah, exactly. Oh, I'm looking at all the rescues for cats. Oh, for sure, he is. We like to do a lot of nature stuff. And these are caps. We joined a handball league and we are addicted. Have you ever played trampoline tennis?

Oh my God. Martina Navato Lova plays this. I'll cover a few right now. Cover me. Fantastic song. Tunnel of love. Awesome. Awesome.

Dancing in the dark. In the right situation. In a bar? You haven't heard it in a long time. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, but it is a huge dick shitty song Born in the USA blows glory day suck shit. Yep Take these not wrong. Oh brilliant disguise another fantastic spring-steen song love it But man the odds of him playing four of those songs in the 7500 song catalog of nonsense he has in between that come on up for the reason what about the license not a bad song

what about Philadelphia DJ Lou I'm sorry you grew up outside of t-neck new Jersey. I'm sorry. You don't care about 9-11 guy That's the problem Jay's a truth I'm a truth there. Yeah Bruce Springsteen You only like the Bruce Springsteen where he does 9-11 truth or stuff? Bruce, there's no way that Jit Fu can bear a building Whatever happened to number five Oh my god springsteen writes

Springsteen writes Thanksgiving music for backs of Barb buffets. Yeah The turkey looks sweaty Those patatas it worked really hard all day to make your food is that mashed potatoes are just old cauliflower. There's dirt under my finger. Now's my wife is getting fat. I write songs about things I'm not really experiencing ever. Into the night I'm drinking flat beer off the bar. It's no that Marble that you've ever done man to see how far away your cousins on her for the okay to have sex with them These things voice can't work for his actual life. Yeah, I just do it rich people. She got a massage in a half an hour

Seriously, you need to try her names Nikita. Oh, she comes to my house and brings her own table house and brings her own table. You come water in a driveway for six. Carves the table with. I love midday salmon. I own a car that I call my summer car. And I only drive it on nice afternoon. And there's about three turns. I'll take my amphibious vehicle if it's raining outside. I get a Ford and an amphibious vehicle. I have a private island that's never been publicized. There's no age of consent in spring's denoing. Do you want to try some experiments that you've had on your mind? This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This whole... This time I've just been a bond villain. Yeah. Funding it with songs about the work in me.

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It's a great thing, Stan. The food is good and the food is people. So are the crying and spring. Soaring in spring, staying in land. You've never had a steak till it's cut off the back of a boy. And spring, staying in land. Yeah, spring, staying in land. I'm talking about spring, staying in land. Hello, everyone. This is DJ Liu.

This next clip from the Lost Tapes, recorded in Jay's house on Memorial Day, Shane Gillis, Jay and Dan find the real villains and bullies in these movies, Revenge of the Nerds, Mighty Ducks, and Billy Madison, O'Doil Rules. Nerds! Nerds! Who would have ever thought that they're actually the good guys in the movie? The Nerds aren't. There's a rapist? I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy.

I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. to spy on them with a lawyer, like, which you would do major time for that.

I mean, major time for that. Lambda Lambda Lambda is looking at it at least 25. So we're gonna do cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold. And by the way, you think Omega Mew's not going down as a coplas? They were standing right by. Omega Mew knew what was happening. They're asking for a solution.

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He raped the captain of the football teams girlfriend. Yeah. Darcy shout out Darcy sick move. He raped her and he went Darth Vader. And then they did a panty raid. And what you know, we've been said a thousand times by coper coxist they are the russos kind of stick in his fucking little jerk off those and we're doing long

it's a fucking guys are the fuck guys just like that night new jersey pies on to shows up in l.a. cause of problems with the co-bubb it's a shit the beach the shit was over and he poured water on the guy. Yeah, man He was rolling joint Gary Goldman has a great bit about that when he talks about how hard it is a roller joint Yeah, he's like Daniel Russo. What do you do it? You're inviting me as meeting, but he's right. It's like dude Yeah, this is the same thing with the nerds Yeah, we're so woke we're against prevention the nerd I

Was against him before it was a because they're nerds. I hate the neck. You look like ogres your dad. I fucking it kind of was Vogue was like if you were cast I wish my dad was booger He's got a lot of booger vibes your dad Yeah, but more of the way that he just dressed and you know might that was just one of the guys Anthony, he was like it was like second He's like second Your dad say you second-tier your second-tier lambda. He was there. He was in the fights. Oh, he threw down Maybe infantry front line of the throwdown. Yeah, but you know, did they reflect that he wasn't the guy crying all the bus and all the good guys the

Jocks ever beat the shit out of the dorks No, they lose their they got crushed. Well, what happens is is their house burns down make the mistakes are not good guys Yeah, the jocks the the outfit guys I got more than I don't know if you I don't know if you come back with the kind of not good guys they were with raping their girlfriends and filming them all naked against their will. We'll destroy their privacy. It just seems bizarre. And now, here's the thing.

Should they ban the whole movie? Nope. Because there's a lot of funny in that movie. It's great movie. But it is definitely not a good message. Showing you watch it later in life like, whooo that didn't play out well different that was a five year you guys had a five year plan on that thing we were watching we were watching mighty ducks last night my dog's not a good movie bro I was cheering for the hawks not a good like mighty ducks no Amelia

Gordon Bombay is a piece of shit yeah is a high power lawyer that gets fucking the DUI has to teach these kids He's a moron and then he quits his fucking job for a little crazy team. He starts to costing people by quacking at him When you lose it. Yeah, he fucks his Star-Tatter banks from the hoax. There's a scene where Adam's a star player's mom. Yeah, yeah, fucks a star players mom He's who's in with the star player? It's like hey man You got a fucking couch I can crash in with them. And then the movie goes and carry in a pro for the NHL in his 30s. Very, you know, irresponsible reckless.

That is just a fucking leave your job as a lawyer to go try out for the NHL. The hawks head coach is the man. Yeah, he's called pop, but he is the point. I was trying to make was their star Adam Banks is originally on the hawks but they find out he's in the mighty ducks district so they make him switch teams and in the movie you're always like well that's great they got a player when you watch it as a kid you're like good I like the ducks good for them but then there's a speech where his dad's like you can't his friends are on

that team you're like that's a fucking great point yeah this kids friends are on the hawks and you're forcing them to play with a bunch of rag tag bunch of weirdos. Fuck that guy. Fuck the ducks. Team Hawks. Shane wants a hox. I need a hox.

Jerseyer. Yeah. Yeah. Shane wants the hox. He goes, I'm really going to say, now this team's my speed. Dude, how about that fist bump, the coach gives him the penalty box. So he sends his goons out to fucking put him on the team. I'm not, it's just now this team's my speed. Dude, how about that fist bump, the coach gives him the penalty box?

So he sends his goons out to fucking put him in the team. He's just all in the kids moving. He's like, why don't you go fuck this kid up. Kid goes out in the gill, goes out and fucks up the hocks or the mighty ducks best player and his teammates like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm doing my job.

It's like hell yeah, he's like, it's a four year. I think it was like, he's doing his funny watching Shane watch a bully in a movie like that It's like it's like watching a dog watch a dog on TV and Shane's like Shane calls Billy Madison or Doyle rules You guys want to watch a Doyle rules you guys want to watch a Bite to drama to him because they die

Yes, but it's really sad. It's one of the saddest, it's one of the saddest middle school. It follows the killer shortly after their demise. Honestly, I cheer for the oil, you got to cheer for the oil's in that. The fucking arrogant billionaire comes back to high school. Every grade he's in, I know, the oil's there to try to stop him. Every grade, it's a great oil. It's not the hero we want, it's the hero we deserve. Dude, that's so funny. You think of all the people in all these movies who actually have a legitimate casing No, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, We didn't get a second chance. We got to run off a cliff. Hey, it's Big J. Overson, and I hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire.

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