The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Punisher w/Sharay Hayes & Dante Nero

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

Comedian Dante Nero brings a friend from his stripper days into the Bonfire. Sharay "The Punisher" Hayes is a dancer/escort who entertained P Diddy and Cassie and even had to testify at the trial! He gives all the details of his steady gig of having sex with Cassie Ventura and Sean Combs. Sharay dispels a lot of the hype but gives an honest account of his experience which included baby oil, marathon fornication, and Diddy in the corner wearing only a Muslim head covering. He reveals that his battle with impotence lead him to getting a pump surgically implanted. The Punisher gives the crew a live demonstration on how his penile implant works! Go to Dantenero.com for his tour dates and podcast news. Sharay Hayes has a book called "In Search Of Freezer Meat." *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly You gotta love the bass. There he is. What's up everybody? It's Robert Kelly And the hilarious funniest guy walking So grateful to be doing a show with him because he's one of the best if not the best right now Big Jay Okerson is never too much. I couldn't look me in the eye when I said it. That's how much I meant it. It was uncomfortable. I don't want to hear it. You should hear it. I hate it. And the crew is here, everybody's here and we got our great friend. One of my I mean, I've known you for so long. Are you trying to remember his name? 25. It's Dante Nero? Dante Nero.

Nero? Nero? Nero, man. I want to tell you how great Dante is. Let Dante hit that slap. You like it? I love it. Yeah?

Yeah. Should we bring him in? Should we? Do you want to go grab him black glue? Can you explain to the people like me, who don't know who he is? Yes, who were bringing in well this was he was very big in the trial Yeah of P. Diddy because he was the guy when they said that she would have sex with paid

Male prostitutes and he would come in wearing a burka When they were going no did he would come well, yeah, yeah, did he would you should let him tell you no? Yeah, absolutely either way he fucked Cassie in front of Diddy would come, well. Yeah, yeah, Diddy would come. You should let him tell you something. Yeah, absolutely. Either way, he fucked Cassie in front of Diddy a bunch of times. Noice. Course of two to three years. Wow.

And he's also promoting a book, Freezer Meet, about his battle with rectal dysfunction. And he still strips, too. Yeah? How old is he? 50-something. Wow, where does he strip? Like Florida?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, do you see me stealing? Yeah, stealing. Wow. How long ago was the Diddy stuff? I don't know, I'm not sure, I'm not sure. But I could just say how I know him, right? So there was a time, there was a time, 90s where everything, there was male strippers

in everything like that was the, you know, like there was male strippers in everything. Like, you had comedy, you had a stripper, it just was kind of the way. I was kind of the top guy on the East Coast. He was like a young dude that just was a good dude. He came around and he was just one of the youngins. Some dude wouldn't pay him and so I ended up slapping a dude with a pistol and I got his money. You hit him with a pistol?

Classic. Yeah and and uh we've been friends ever since. Oh shit. How are you man? Pleasure to meet you. Hi buddy how you doing? I'm Rob. Robert.

Nice to meet you. I just want to say I want to say something right here Jacob and Bobby you guys look like goddamn shit for you As when you guys look at yourselves did it smack you right in the face Jacob Jacobs only 49 You really he really does look good I got it. Jacob's only 49. 49? I'll be 52, man. He really does look good. I didn't think you would look this good.

I appreciate it. Thank you. I understand why they hired you. Hey, how much do you cost now? It's negotiable. $150 just to spit on my wife's pussy. And then I'll take over. Thanks for the loop.

She has a shitty accent too. She needs your erectile dysfunction book on hand. Beautiful, beautiful. Is that all you got, you fucking, you cock sucker? God, you're. Our guest. We should introduce him,, we should introduce him. We have to introduce him.

You are such a good looking guy. Very good looking guy. Yeah. Dante, you are too. Thank you, bro. Dante, you look fantastic. Dante, you look fantastic. Dante's 83.

He looks unbelievable. Did I ever tell you that Dante, can I ever tell you this? That you have the same face as my dad? Really? Yeah, like the same mouth. All right. You're rich, daddy. He's not rich? Yeah, like the same mouth. All right. Your rich daddy? It's not rich.

He was in Vietnam. He has no money. Just to introduce our guest. I'm sorry. Sorry. His new book, In Search of Freezer Meat, a self-help book on male masculinity issues caused by erectile dysfunction available right now on Amazon.

It is Sheree Hayes, known everywhere now, as The Punisher. Yes. Welcome to the show, my man. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Thank you for being here. Yeah, I'm happy to be here. Very, very exciting. Have you met Frank Castle?

I have not. I have not, yeah. Any version of him at all? Except anyone. You guys should meet. That would be kind of cool. I would dig that. I gotta be honest, dude.

But this Punisher actually does take care of your problems like a hero. Yeah, he does. If you can't satisfy your lady, like this one over here. He takes care of realistic problems that most men have. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a market. There's a market.

I gotta be honest, when I'm friends with Dante, he calls me up. He's like, I gotta bring it. I got the Punisher. And I lit up. I was like I gotta bring it. I got the Punisher and I lit up I was like, yeah. Oh fuck. Yeah. Yes, and I was so excited and I passed out all the information to everybody on the crew We got the Punisher Dante their friends these to strip together doesn't make sense to me I would never pull up my wing wang against this guy and and I they were team. They weren't working

Then you don't know stri stripping is, Jay. I guess I do, it's true. You just drove them, you didn't do it. I know the girl strippers are bitchy with each other. I watch Jocelyn's Cabaret. So I'm not trying to impress my black friends here, but I have a subscription to Zeus. Hey, I don't wanna get everyone all excited,

but you guys want my Zeus login, I can see it available. And then they called me up and they informed me that you were the updated, the more contemporary Punisher. Well, no, this must be a whirlwind for you of all this stuff, having been out there so publicly nationwide, worldwide, really. Yeah, man, I didn't expect all this, but I been out there so publicly, nationwide, worldwide, really.

Yeah, man, I didn't expect all this, but I'm embracing it, man. Like, you know, to get this type of publicity, this type of notoriety, it's embarrassing in the beginning, but I think I landed on my feet, you know? Like, in terms of doing the interviews, the way people perceive me, for being flashed on CNN as a prostitute,

doing pretty good. You know what I'm saying? But a male prostitute doesn't, for some reason, it doesn't have the, it's kinda cool. Yeah, I mean, how many guys go through their life and say women paid you to have sex with them? Nobody in this room. I did.

Oh, I thought you just had a question. I did, no, I got paid once. Really? No. Fucking asshole. I don't know, maybe you're banging an old lady. No, I paid an old lady a question. I did, no, I got paid once. Really? No. Fucking asshole. I don't know, maybe you banged an old lady. No, I paid an old lady to fucking jerk me off once. Anyways.

The idea, it's almost like the nude beach theory when you go everyone there is awful. If a woman is paying, or is it often time the guy's paying or a couple's paying you to come? So is both, right? But so the guys are very overt with it. Hey dude, how much to sleep with my wife? And I got a call on the way over here, believe it or not.

You got a call? Dude, man. Can we come? Me and Jay want to observe. I have a burka. We're going to bring Paco. We're going to film it. Listen, we're going to make an awesome clip.

You're going to get a lot of views. But the male stripper thing is a segue in because women are not overt. So they won't say how much for sex. They'll say how much for one-on-one or how much do you do massages? So they kind of create a scenario where it could lead to sex.

And so that gives me the opportunity to filter. Because then I could say, hey cool, whatever you mind sending a photo, and if it's a workable situation. I know, Jermaine. Yeah, and then I'll take the proposition. She's like, it's a three swipe to see her whole body. Yeah, if it's like this.

Yeah, if it's Dante and a wig, we got a problem, you know? Her name's Peggy, she's a redhead. As if you could get me. One time he could. How often is it an individual woman where it's like someone who's very attractive? Believe it or not, man, more than you would think. Wealthy people don't want to meet people like new.

Yeah, so we have a trend going on now where you get these very like divorced, wealthy, you know, kind of business women and they'll just pop up to the club by themselves. There's a club? Yeah, so I run a male strip club on the weekends. Oh really? Yeah, called the Hunkle Mania, right? So is it underground or is it like a brick and mortar

like you can go there? No, brick and mortar. We use like a nightclub in New York City. I'll get it from, let's say, from seven to 11. And so that'll be bachelorette parties, birthday parties. That's the majority. But every now and then you'll get just these women that show up alone.

And they're usually always good looking, cute, well together girls. And you're like, why is she in a male strip club by yourself? On a random night, I'm not celebrating anything. And that's kind of like their way of surveying their options. Right. I guess you also just get to kind of like one-off fuck with a guy you know is like jacked.

Yeah. And you can see his pecker flinging around on stage. You can't pull your dick out on stage here? You can't. No, you can't. We used to, in the past, we used to do these one-off shows where anything goes. But when you're in the city, and it's every weekend, there's liquor licensing,

there's stuff like that, so you gotta really follow the rules. You gotta keep it in a little thing? Yeah, yeah, the banana hammock, you know? Not the eye patch, you wanna get something that hangs. I have a kiwi hammock. A kiwi. Yeah, it's just my nuts. How's your back?

Because Dante's, I believe, permanently crippled from lifting fat women to do the flying pussy move. That wasn't my jam Picking up the chicks. Yeah, in the chair. I watched those videos. The only thing that seemed, those seemed fun to watch. Yeah. Something like that. What seems crazy to me, we watched those not long ago, the lock-in parties. Oh, the teddy bears. Those are nuts. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know, they go like New York lock-in where everyone just locks, and it's just a bunch of dudes, and I guess they bring a bunch of like, girl prostitutes in, and they just kind of like.

Well that was a thing for a while, I knew a couple of dudes who like, cameo. Yeah. Used to do these locked door parties where you would get a text message, where it was at, they didn't know where it was at. And then it would just be, all the strippers would come,

and the female strippers would pay to come in, and then guys would just show up in droves and they would lock the door once they start they would lock the door and it was just they would have a room where you could pay to get in the room and they would they would trick in the room I actually but like a guy's just like lining up mm-hmm like and a girl just sitting there like talking to one of her friends while guys like I did a live sex act at one of those parties with a member, Ebony A's. Yes.

Yeah, because somebody didn't show up. And they were like, could you, I was like, okay. Oh, Bobby's confused and so is Jacob. It's a black porn star. God, you guys are racist. You're so proud of your fucking filth. Your filth knowledge is your pride and joy. Did you hear what he went, yes.

We were interviewing on SDR Show years ago. Yeah, stupid, he called you dumb. Right, I love you too. You said, you know what he went, yeah, fuckface. Everybody knows everything he is. On SDR Show a couple years back, we were interviewing Heather Hunter. Yeah.

And she brought a friend with her. And she was like, I'm surprised you knew who I was to me. And I was like, oh, come on. I knew all the hot black porn stars at the time. And I was like, Heather Hunter? I go, you? Janet Jackme? And then her friend goes, I'm Janet Jackme.

Hey! What was the approach, Punisher, for them calling you to get a, was it just like any other phone call you got yeah It wasn't through like it didn't seem very secretive and like did you ever kind of preface that you did you have a reputation? Where it's like this is the best dude Well, like you know like comics like this guy's funny that can we'll get you know calls Are we gonna have you do this do you like known for being the best or the biggest or the baddest? How are we gonna have you do this? Do you like known for being the best

or the biggest or the baddest? Nah, not at all, man. Not that I would know of. When she called, she called as if she was just doing a regular birthday party. She said, it's my birthday, I got some friends over, I just wanna hire a person to dance. So I think I'm showing up to a hotel room full of friends

and she pretty much opened the door in a bathrobe that suggestively nude and it was like, well, this is definitely not a birthday boy. She was gorgeous. He's also being modest. Let me say this for the record, because when, like he was the generation after me, right? And I was one of the top guys at the time.

You were top guy. I don't say that like, I'm sorry to make you mad. No, no, I mean. It sounded like you didn't believe him. I believe you, but I'm telling you. Pun, I don't know, I don't wanna. No you mad. No, I mean it sounded like you didn't believe him I don't know. I don't know. He was really like like like the like you saw you I've got errors like you had Michael Jordan and you had Kobe Bryant. Yeah, so you had Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant He was when I yeah, he was when I left. He was definitely Kobe. What was your stage name again, Mandingo? Sorry Prince

God what a great stage day. I meaningo. Sorry. Prince. Prince? God, what a great stage name. I mean, it says it all, doesn't it? You have to have a big dick. That'd be hilarious. Or you're just going to pull out pure irony. You have to have, you're right. If you're going to use Mandingo, the biggest or the smallest dick.

The smallest dick. When you show up and everybody goes, fucking what? Because if you have the smallest dick and your name is Mandingo, they will come back the next week like, no, you have to see this. It's crazy. They make a big deal about his name's Mandingo, and then he just got a little fucking tiny crack. But it's small, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. But when I stopped, his name was, he was the guy.

Right, he was the guy. He was the guy, absolutely. Did you stop for comedy, Dante? No, yeah, I stopped in 99. I started doing comedy in 2000. Okay. So they must have heard about him. You must have heard about you, and started doing comedy in 2000. Okay. So they must have heard about him. You must have heard about you and be like,

this is the guy. If it really was probably. Probably, probably, I would say so. Took a lot of word of mouth business. Yeah, yeah. Was it like app based mostly? Well, so I used to advertise on Google, so if you Google search that came up.

But I did have a reputation in the city, like if you were gonna hire a guy. Yeah, he was a dude come up. Is this in the city, like if you were gonna hire, he was gonna come up. Is this the first famous, without giving names out, the first famous people you've been mixed up with? Nah, not necessarily. No, spit it out, who was it? Who was it, Clinton, the Clintons?

You ate Clinton's pussy? Honestly man, you'd be surprised. Come on! It's so crazy. Really, how surprised? Give us three guesses if we get it, you tell us. Just. Did you fuck Tina Turner while Ike wore a beekeeper's outfit?

Yeah. Yeah. Now go on, suck his dick now. Yeah, that's what I meant. Look, I'm out. Is it famous in movies or a politician type thing? I'm talking about like household TV. TV people, yeah. Yeah, this is this is this is normal stuff, right? God, that's awesome. Like famous fame like won awards like famous famous like another billionaire type of thing

No shit. That's that really brings it down You fuck Tom Cruise It would be Tom Cruise's wife. Let's get that right. I'm sorry, I apologize. You know what I'm saying? And the punisher. And the punisher.

So you never, but that must be a thing too. You must run into it where there's some gay stuff, where guys, like, hey man, I'll give you this. And you gotta have some boundaries, right? Yeah, you gotta set your boundaries from the beginning. You know, that's always gonna persist like seriously for a male dancer Whatever you get like the solicitation for gay stuff like daily, right? Right. So if you got to set your boundaries quicker, but for some reason there's a thing where for some reason gay guys pursue straight guys

I don't I don't know what that's about. Delicious tight asses Beautiful untapped asshole I don't know what that's about. Are delicious tight asses, baby. Yeah. Which one am I in? Which one am I in? Hang on a second. It's our beautiful, untapped assholes. Mother Gagga or the straight guy? I don't know. Doesn't matter.

Yeah. I don't know. So that's a constant, but you know, you kind of, you set your boundaries straight forward, you know, so. Well, that's all, but you do have to get over, there's like a maturity to that too, especially like young black culture There's such a machismo and like a homophobia kind of like built into it

Do you do have to get over even see like an important and like porn pornography? Yeah talking to school and porn a Lot of dick touching and DP stuff Do you know I mean you have to get over like a little bit of that like? Homophobia or like fear of like of this habit if a, you have to be okay with a guy jerking off in a room while you're fucking his chair. Yeah. Yeah, and I mean, I struggled with that. That was part of my testimony.

Buddy, I struggled with it. With Dan Left, I struggled with it to get this job. There's a lot of fucking guys jerking off in a room for me to sit in this fucking chair. It's fair. That's why Norton left. You also, you gotta set those boundaries before those boundaries are questioned.

Like, for instance, like I said I would never sell my body, right, but when I made that point, nobody wanted to buy it, right? So it was like early on when nobody gave a fuck about me, and I was like, I don't sell my body. And then when I got solicited, I was like early on when nobody gave a fuck about me. And I was like, I don't sell my body. And then when I got solicited, I was like, I don't sell. I don't do that. Wait, is that what happens when I say that to you?

It goes, I don't even want to play arenas, dude. I like clubs. Theaters, dude? That's for fucking boat acts. That's weird. Theaters, I like to be connected to the audience more. I don't know if everyone could play a fucking arena. I loved doing Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I'm not selling out all the audience. I don't know if everyone could play a fucking arena. I love doing Thursday Friday Saturday

Not selling out all That's not fucking art Because we know a guy who you know got called for you know I want you to come fuck my wife that could fire you down to Florida The guy was my kata Give you 1200 and the guy was like, all right. And we'll hang out. Then called him back again.

He was like, we're going to fuck my wife. Then it was like, I want you to fuck me and my wife. Now he said he didn't do it. But this dude that he was paying, dudes have long money. So say if you go $1200 to fuck his wife, and then you go, you go, I don't really wanna fuck you with your wife, and he goes, all right, $5,000. You're like, all right.

And then he goes, I want you to fuck me and my wife, and he goes, $50,000. It goes back down for me. I go back down to $2200. Oh, wait a second. Okay, now we're talking. $2250 an hour. I give a discount.

Now we're brainstorming So if it's so, you know You got people that have long money like that if you don't set the boundaries then you can always Cross them because you're at that moment. Is there a is there I'm not saying this I mean, but is there a if a guy was like listen, man, I'm gonna give you a million bucks cash No one's gonna know about it. And I want me, you, and my wife are gonna fucking do some weird shit.

I mean look, me and my friends play this game, right? We say stupid stuff, yo, 10 grand, you walk through Harlem with a dildo in your head. You know what I'm saying, like, stupid stuff like that. Jay sent my dick for a bento box of his desserts. Right? There's biscoff butter in it. I will say this 100%.

I am a 1000% straight guy. Me too. You say something crazy like a million dollars. Sure. I'm going to say I'm going to hire the best therapist. Yeah, of course. I'm going to higher the best therapist Code bonfire you get 10% off. Code bonfire? Yeah, better help is tele-therapy.

And I have a great therapist too. Yeah, so, I mean, but look, the realistic part about it is when all you're selling is your looks, the world is full of beautiful people, right? So the idea of somebody handing you a million bucks for something like that or whatever is like, yeah right, you know what I'm saying? So those propositions what I'm saying? So those propositions, I'm sure they happen like somebody getting struck by lightning, right?

But you know. It doesn't happen. I remember I said that to Norton one night, I think I told you this. I was like, would you let a guy, if he had a million dollars cash, no one ever knows, you're gonna give me a million dollars cash and you have to suck his dick. He goes, yeah. I paid a black chick 500 to shit on my chest yesterday.

So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you. I assume he said that gay stuff happens or offers come in every day for that but never for money that's ever made you blink twice. So you don't let it get there. Like he said, what he said was,

you know, you just shut it down. Before he makes you have to make a decision. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you shut it down. But like I said, honestly, I've been in the business 30 years, right? The amount of money for a sexual experience is gonna cap, you know what I'm saying? And where it's capped at is something

I would never consider. But you said also you're selling looks, where it's capped at is something I would never consider. But you said also you're selling looks, but it's not just look, especially if somebody wants to watch, you have to be selling, putting on a show too to some degree. You can't just fuck for the pleasure of the girl only. You have to put it down. You have to put it down.

You have to put it on a show too, I guess, right? Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. But a lot of, but look, sex is sex, right? Like, it's, but so creative you're gonna be, right? It's how many different ways you're gonna do missionary doggy style, whatever it could be. So, so, yeah, so there's always a visual attraction of something that the ambiance is what I wanna see,

you know, and then you create it the best you can, but it's interchangeable. It's like us with hot girls, right? You see this one girl and she's like, oh my God, most beautiful chick I've ever seen, and then you sleeping with her for six months, and now not so much, you know what I'm saying? Is that the old, whatever you call that,

like the saying, it's like for every smoking hot chick, there's a guy who's sick of fucking her right around the corner. Let me just say this for the record, I'm tearing up because what he just said then takes years to learn. It just feels so good that you've said that. Oh, Sensei's proud. Oh, Cock Miyagi is proud of you.

Yeah, it was a lot of wax on, wax off. A lot of wax on, wax off. So when you go into these, do you have to have outfits and stuff like that? Is there like a, hey, be a cop? Or do you have that crazy, silly shit that you do? Bring up his picture, the Punisher. Yeah. It's easy.

You show up at a Vestia? It's like a character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It kinda makes a pretty good interest. If you go to my Instagram, getpun punished, it'll be like the second picture. So when you go in there and you like, so you go with these girls though, are you, you have to be safe, right?

You wearing condoms, are you, and these guys want you to go down on women, and I mean, is there any instance where it's like, oh, this fucking chick smells, and this is dirty, and I'm scared? Rarely. I mean, I'm gonna screen, right? I'm gonna screen whoever I go.

So the benefit that I have is that I never worked for an agency. So the guys that worked for an agency, because the agency gets a commission, wherever they send you, you gotta go. You know what I'm saying? So you could walk into, literally, like I said earlier, Dante with a wig, and you gotta do what you gotta do, right? Because I do my own thing,

I can get the call, send a photo, when this guy's calling for their wife, they want to send you a photo. Oh, check my wife out, she's so hot. You know what I'm saying? So you get an idea of what you can do. And one smart thing that I do is I never answer the phone as myself. How do you do it? They'll call, but I'll say. Hello? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is Tony. Like my alias is Tony, all right?

So I say, this is Tony. I'll say, hey, let me see what I can put together for you. And if it's, if it's chick looks good, then. Hey, send over the picture of the chick and if the gobbled goo's right, we'll fucking do the bingos. Bing bang boomy. Oh, that's you.

Wow, I wore that for Halloween last year. It's so fucking wild. Same size too. Except the part in the chest with the hole, that's where my cock was coming out. Yeah. Same size. Wow, dude, you're in shape.

And you have a big penis. Geez, God loves you. A thousand questions about that too, but I don't ever want to ask about the book first, or the Diddy stuff first. Let's not go to Impudacy yet, let's go to the Himfuckin'. Wow, is that you?

Yeah. Are you in the movie Apocalypto? Yeah. Holy shit. Dante was carved from the ruins. Prince, dude, do you still have that outfit? Probably. Will you wear it to Max's birthday next year?

Absolutely. Bring back the old routine. You know this how mine's been black and white, right? Prince Mandingo and Punisher should come to Max's birthday party. You're going to have your Polish wife from Massachusetts going to call the cops on both of them. Is she really? They're dressed crazy. No she's not. I think she has a thing for Dante.

That's so funny. Christine would send me out for cigarettes. Go grab cigarettes. Why don't you go do your manjaro, listen. Take your manjaro. That is so funny, the difference between the photos. Your photo is so badass. Dante's looks like something they found on a cave wall.

Dantese. Dante's the model for the first Kamasutra. You can see they used to have a prince with the cave. It's folklore for my kids. That was before the white man came and brought disease. That was before the white man came and brought disease. Feminine disease brought by the white man. It was a better time. Did you run up to Trump Tower wearing this outfit?

Like they said one of the times? I mean you don't show up to the building like that. You come in and you change. You're checking? Punisher 3F 8 15 PM. You're like Batman, come in and you change. You're a chicken. Uh, this is a changing room. Punisher, 3F, 8, 15 p.m. I'll see you guys in an hour. Punisher!

Punisher! Yeah, he goes, I got Punisher coming up? Yeah! Send him up. Oh, there's only one day a year he can show up like that. There's one day a year he can show up to the hotel like that.

So, I do wanna start from the beginning. So, when you get a call, it's like any other you said. Yeah, I just think I'm going to a birthday party. She doesn't even say who she is. She says her name is Janet. And I just show up. We set a time. That's a normal thing.

They call, you get a location, a time, they give them a price. Yeah, Janet. Miss Jackson, if you're nasty? Did she say that? No? OK. Yeah.

So you like the reference. He does. He's a musical genius. Because they're saying why? I say that? No? Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. You like the reference. He does. He's a musical genius. Is there something why? Yeah. I was gonna go, Janet, I was just gonna say, Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty,

and then you spoke up and you said it, and I was like, I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante.

I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante. I feel like Dante., so and then honestly I think it's a party so I quote 200 bucks at the time to do a little strip tease was $200 and so I show up she's in the bathrobe nude she brings me in it's

empty and then so I just go along with it like hey so you want me to change you to dance and she had me there was like look I don't want you to dance I'm trying to make this scene we're gonna put baby oil on each other, make it look sexy, and then my husband's gonna come out at some point and watch. And before I could even answer, she's handed me a stack of money. You know, so soon as I got the money,

I was like, in here? I just went straight into the bathroom. Yo, crazy. How much did it wind up being? Two grand. Wow. That's nice. From 200. 200 to two grand. And then the cool thing about it is up being? Two grand. Wow. That's nice. From 200.

200 to two grand. And then the cool thing about it is it would be two grand, but when they would call, I would go Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night. So it's like two grand, two grand, two grand. That's six grand. Yeah, for like, yeah, what's that? Oh, so when you go, you go several days in a row.

Yeah, yeah. Hotels? Always hotels. Always hotels. Was it longer, shorter some nights? No, it was always, so the sex itself, or the sexual interaction was always like normal 30, 45 minutes.

But sometimes I'll be waiting around. Jacob hasn't blinked since you said 30, 45 minutes. Yeah. So, so. I'm just, since I just drive shit. Buddy, I just pretended like I didn't hear it. 30, 45 minutes? Yeah, it. 30, 45 minutes? Yeah, yeah, 30, 45 minutes.

Normal. There's snacks? Yeah, more normal stuck out. No, no, you didn't. 30, 45 minutes, right? What about the intermission? Can I ask you, you didn't have saltines like 10 minutes in? Nah, nah, man, 30, 45 minutes, it's normal,

it's normal, it's normal, man. So, so, but dude, sometimes I'll be there for hours. How many get there at 2 a.m., we won't start. Was it good? Messing around at 5 a.m., you know? Was it good though? She looked so hot, she looked smoking hot, but having sex with her, was it wow?

She was, was she that good? So I'm gonna tell you, the first time I couldn't even do it. Because literally, man, him walking out, basically butt naked with the covering on. You knew it was him? I did not. Oh. I did not, yeah.

You know who, when she opened the door for the first time, you knew it was Diddy's wife? I didn't recognize her. She wasn't that famous. Yeah, I didn't recognize her. So you didn't know, you just got just a couple. Jacob learned something about black stuff. Yeah, I thought it was just a couple

and I thought it was like, yo, the chick is super hot. I did try to do Google searches and stuff like that, but because she introduced themselves as married, I'm Googling married celebrity couples and I'm not getting anything's not coming up because they're not married. So even though I'm there and she's super hot, I could not.

You couldn't do it. So what do you have to do? You just have to do other things? So the first time I just did the massage thing or whatever, they still paid me the two grand. She asked me, do you wanna finish or whatever? I tried to play the high road, like no, I'm just here for you guys.

Don't worry about it, I don't want to. What was he doing? The whole time he was across the room. He was completely naked with that job on. And then he was just mad whacking, like, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack. Pacing back and forth, giving directions, hey, move to the left, move to the right,

move the candles. You didn't know if he did anything with that, when he was just yelling at you? Come on, motherfucker, do it! I did not. Come now, come now, come now, come now. Take that, take that. Take that, take that.

There you go, there you go. Yeah, thanks. I was hoping Jay would fill me in my master. He was waiting to see if you were gonna come up with a reference. I did. I did, you did, help me. He gave instruction to see if you were gonna come up with a reference. He gave instruction to you or to her. He never spoke to me. Never. Never spoke to me the whole time.

Disrespectful. Everything was directed to her and that was the direction she gave me. She said don't look at him, don't acknowledge him, don't talk to him, act like he wasn't there. He was an autistic kid. He'll freak out if you say the word orange also. Don't touch his ears. Not a mind to the guy furiously whacking off. Yeah, so after the first time, she was like, hey, look, I want to call you again when we're in town or whatever.

So I knew when she called, I just would over medicate. Any pill I could find, I taking and that day that first day I took a Cialis, but it did not work. I had too much anxiety right, so the next time I was taking like Cialis Viagra I rolled down to like these different shots got something called trio powers in 3000 have you tried body brain coffee by Just a suggestion That's Tomcat Ali.

The guy who fought John Clark B. Damien King. Just a real quick plug. Paco, get that to Louis. So back to your question about my enjoyment of it. I was so overly medicated. I don't know if anybody took a high milligram pill. You almost go numb. You'll get the erection, but you feel,

I can't feel anything, like it was issues, trying to orgasm, so. I did that when I went to Brazil, because you just go in and get Viagra at the pharmacy and I was like, give me all you got. I popped a pill and my head turned red and I was just like, I felt nothing. Yeah, you feel nothing, yeah.

I was literally like that almost every single time. What? Opiates or something, like oxys or something, I can get hard but it would feel like nothing, yeah. I mean, that's just, I was literally like that almost every single time. What? Opiates or something, like oxys or something? I get hard, but it would feel like nothing was happening. You just fuck like forever until everyone's dry. So, now, real, just a side question. Puffy, did you see his penis? Is he got a piece? I did not, man.

He never looked. Dude, he's whacking. If you didn't know when it was P. Did he, he probably would have looked though, just to see. No, I mean at some point I did realize who it was. It didn't go the whole time. I did this with him for two and a half years. So I found out about a year, 15 months in,

looking at the TV. Yeah. Look, I know he's getting out and he's gonna be around and you don't wanna, but just, you saw it. Look at me. Freddie, come on. Yo, listen. Yo, yo, yo.

Listen, I would say it. Conti, you got my back, right? You got me? Okay, look, listen. You worry that Black Blue's gonna take us back to black people, but he only hangs around with white people. You gotta understand, black dudes don't wanna see a guy's piece. Oh, it's only white guys.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'm already trying to concentrate in this moment. I don't want a piece visual, you know what I'm saying? Especially an active piece, like I could hear the wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. I don't wanna know what that, who's making macaroni and cheese?

Yeah, dude, it was disturbingly loud. It is a white guy thing. Let me just take a quick peek. I remember me and Sherrod hooked up in Vegas and I was like I gotta look at it and holy shit Did I stare for a long time? Celery juice celery juice, that's the tip. Oh I'm past that I'm bionic. Hey Jacob. He's a professional. I know, but I just heard. You watch women's volleyball by yourself at eight. All right, we give fucking tips.

Sipping celery juice, you know? Jacob. You're right. Would you mind telling the Punisher, what's the best position to get all of your big humongous fat cock inside of a woman? I have nothing to teach you. Celery juice, I think.

Jacob, when you're throwing back shots, what do you do to stop the pussy from queefing because it can't handle your big enormous girth? Would you like to tell Punisher, maybe some advice? I feel foolish now. Punisher, you know, you ever do a rubber band workout? Every Saturday, Jacob runs a little thing on Zoom if you want to jump in.

Yeah, oh, hey Punisher, little piece of advice for me too. You know, if you eat pussy for 30 of those 45 minutes, doesn't matter if your dick's that big or not. Yeah, that's called the Patrice O'Neill technique. I got a little tiny wee-wee and I'm black. I'm gonna just eat a pussy and use a vibrator on a clit. So you're doing this with her, and there's a point where you're going back and back,

you're making this money, so it's a regular thing, right? And is there a point where it does, you and back, you're making this money, so it's a regular thing, right? And is there a point where it does, you do perform and you guys are hitting it, and do you ever enjoy it, do you ever get into it? Yeah, so it's an ego thing, right? Like I'm still sleeping with this super hot chick, right? So there's always an ego aspect to it. And they're paying you to.

Yeah, there's always an ego aspect to it. Her reactions and stuff is, you know, I feel like the man. And there was one time, specifically, where we, it's always in the living room, but we moved to a bedroom, so now he is close. He's like, hovering around the bed, and literally, in the middle of me fucking her,

he takes a stack of money, and he slams it on the bed. You know what I'm saying, like out at the strip club. And we're both like, what the hell? And he's like, yeah, I like that shit. So I'm like, well, all right, shit, I'm putting my work in, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, like I'm getting, I was like, this is gonna be a good day of pain today,

you know? But they get them on the run, you keep them on the run, you go, go, go, go. Yeah, yeah, so I got some cues, but you know, dude, it was going on Yeah, yeah, so I got some cues, but, you know, dude, it was going on for so long, for so many years. Did they know that you knew who they were by then? I think, so it was shortly after that time

I seen it on the TV when he ditched the job. Oh, really? Yeah, so at some point he just said forget it, he still was wearing like a baseball cap, I don't know why, but he was wearing a baseball cap, but naked. The disguise went, the disguise got less than left. You went in one last time He had a monocle. Yeah Funny mustache

So it went to like a baseball cap and then it was again. I never spoke to him never I never even had direct eye contact So now is the rule that's just you but he's also giving you I guess he's like, you know by some accounts a dangerous guy but he's given you a lot of Info like at that point, you know, I mean like you have you have something on him immediately. There was never anything like Say anything or like they never asked you any of this shit like that like like it's trusting It's very trusting. Yeah, you'd be like once he's like a fuck it. I'm wearing the baseball hat He knows there's a person out there who knows he's into this thing. Yeah, but it's still six stacks a weekend.

Why would you fuck that up? It's also a professional thing. Until, but until. And I mean, there are other guys that they involved in this that he did make sign NDAs and stuff like that. But it never- That's how good you were. Yeah, it just never got to that point with me Well now there was a thing where I I followed the trial a little bit

But there was a thing where he someone had to come and then she had to take that that was me Okay, can you explain that to me but slowly with your shirt off? That you take your shirt off to fuck it So so I have very specific instructions, right? That once sex was over, it was like almost mandatory that I have orgasm. And then I was instructed that I needed to orgasm specifically all around the outside of a vagina. Which at first I was just like, oh this is cool, you know, money shot. Right? I didn't think anything of it,

but I noticed, you know, because we used so much baby oil, the scenes would be covered in sheets, we would start in towels, but right after I would finish, he would pop up and walk out the room, and she would just get up and immediately follow him, and I noticed she was following him in a way where she was kind of making sure none of my semen

ran off of her. Like baby kangaroos. Like baby kangaroos in her pouch. Yeah, yeah, she's like walking, like trying to stop him and she would follow him in. So I started to suspect, all right, they're doing something with it. And then she confirmed on the stand that she would take it off of her

and rub it on his nipples, that. Which, it's kinda odd. I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I never saw this kind of behavior when I did Bad Boys of Comedy. I mean, backstage area there did not know these spirit. I did meet Screech, I met Screech there. Didn't they make you wear Sean John clothes? They made me wear Sean John clothes

and he was technically, when you signed the contract, you remember that? He was your manager for three years But but with no he won't do anything as your manager if you get anything for three years in comedy after doing that show He he gets a temper like managerial cut cuz it'll soon Yeah, you got that because you were on PD and then you have to come and rub it on his nipples No, here's the thing did they not have a Sean John burka at the end? No, they did not see that and that lady looked for everything in my size They had to dig deep to find a 3x short sleeve zip up Sean John

You never went to You never went to a party like these these freak offs. Were you ever flown in for that was the freak off? Yeah, yeah, they had they had these other things that with us to miss I have people that's a misconception Everybody thinks there were these I even me myself like orgy party these big large or but not it was always Quiet him her and just another guy. Yeah, I mean they made it to those kids. There was freak-offs as a Thing in the basement where they went and they did ceremonies. Black male footage, all these celebrities

are supposed to be recorded doing crazy stuff and it was all just. It's just you jerking off on a person and her spilling it on his nipples. We gotta take our first commercial break because we're gonna come back. There's so much more to ask. I'm gonna say right now, fuck the other,

the other Punisher. Oh, the other Punisher. I'm so glad. We would've been talking about God and alcoholism. I'd be way out of question to Punisher. So you ride motorcycles with Norman Reedus. What's that like? Sheree Hayes, The Punisher's book

is In Search of Freezer Meat. We're gonna talk about that when we come back to it. A self-help book on male masculinity issues caused by erectile dysfunction, available right now on Amazon. We'll be back with Dante Nero and the Punisher. It's the bonfire It's the bonfire we're back Robert Kelly big jokers in here we We got Dante Nero hanging out with us. Yeah, Sheree Hayes the Punisher I'm talking to everything about this fucking trial. Oh

So much info. That's crazy. Does it weird to see it? I'm playing playing out in public like that and you kind of know stuff and you also know when things are wrong Yeah, yeah So the crazy thing about it is because obviously nothing's coming out because it's federal so they can't put the cameras in there there's somebody like dictating the what's supposed to be said in the court and It's like 25% of the information man Like I came off the stand and I'm looking at it like I didn't even say that You know I'm saying like it's so much misinformation

That was put out there and out of context that everybody's now trying to have an opinion or tried to have an opinion of what would happen, what the verdict would be if he was guilty. It's really like bad. When you were on the stand, he was there looking at you. Was he like glaring at you? Like, oh, is he cool?

Everybody was glaring at me. Everybody, the whole family. Everybody, because this whole family's there. He got nine attorneys. They're all glaring at me. Who called you in to court? The prosecution. How did they find out the thing, though, that it was you?

Oh, she gave them the information. Yeah, she gave them my information. Oh. Shit. So you would have not ever tried to jump into this at all. Hell no, man. I didn't want that. Because also you don't really have anything

behind the scenes more than just like the sexual thing. You didn't see them arguing stuff. I didn't see anything. I didn't even think they were gonna use me. I thought my testimony was insignificant, right? So I was in denial, like literally up until like four days before I got on the stand. I was like, ah, they're not gonna use me.

They're not gonna use me. They're just doing their due diligence. It was like, you're going up Monday. I'm like, what? You know, like I was not. Were you nervous? Like gonna use me. They're not gonna use me. They're just doing it due diligence. It was like, you're going up Monday. I'm like, what? You know, like, I was not. Were you nervous? Like, when you walked, when you saw Diddy and he's looking at you?

Dressed in your Punisher outfit on the stand? So did you dress in that? I had to call. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When he goes to Punisher, he goes, gong. It was big glasses of celery juice. Yeah, it was definitely chilly in there. It was definitely chilly in there.

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and then I'm walking in for the prosecution, right? So it's just like, who is this guy? You should ask them, do you see the defendant in the room, and you should have made him put a burka on him and start wiping it off and be like, that is him, yeah. Which I was happy with that, because even with that, I did have to do that part, but they did photos, like on an iPad.

I didn't have to look, no I didn't have to. Thank God, what a weird thing to do. Did you have to, you understand, did they tell the story about him, her taking your jizz and rubbing it? Did they have to do that? They didn't say that part, but I had to, which was like his daughters is in there, right? So I gotta say his dad butt naked with the job,

masturbating, you know what I'm saying, giving directions, I had to really give those details. They look at each other like this. That's dad all right. That's dad. Yeah, so that was rough man. And so what I did purposely was I just blocked him out. But I did do the eye contact thing on the way out.

On the way out. I just had to get on the way out and look at him. You just rubbed your nipples, you were like, what's up son? I did that but surprisingly, which I was happy with, there was no, like his face was just like, almost like a cool, you know what I'm saying? You didn't fuck him, you just told him, you didn't lie.

Yeah, I just told the truth, nothing was biased, it wasn't trying to throw him up, yeah, nothing trying to throw him under the bus. With the energy in the room, like of the courtroom, did you have a feeling, or were you blown away that he got off, I mean on like the major charges? So I always thought he was going to get off, it's just right.

Of course you did. Right. You did your job right, punisher. You were $2,000 a night, motherfucker. Sharp, sharp, sharp. Take that, take that, take that. So. Nine-five, he's sharp. Take that, take that, take that. So, so, um. Nine five, nine five.

Yeah, so, so I always start with the, with the sex trafficking charge, right? Like this is his girlfriend, they like, they've been in a relationship for 10 years, right? And now you got text messages between both of them. Forget the sex stuff, just, I love you, I care about you. You could tell they're in a relationship. Then there's hundreds of messages.

Oh, this freak off was so hot, I enjoyed it. All this consent. And then the prosecution says, but you only gotta pick one time where you think she was coerced and you can convict them on that. And I was like, that's any guy, right? That's any guy you can, now you've sex trafficked

your wife or your girlfriend. If she didn't want to and you rolled over Come on, let's do it. Like you can't shift that to that. So I never thought it was well It's good. They went for the fences and if they just went for the abuse or the the violent when he beat They could but they couldn't why not statue of the material I'll go so they had to go for the fence. Yeah, They had to go for Rico and the man act and all that. So is the actual traveling for prostitution, is that, is he we convicted of,

is the thing you were involved in? No, I wasn't even involved in that. So I think what they're trying to do is say that his, that Cassie and the other girl, Jane Doe, that they were trafficked. Oh, okay. And so they didn't associate the male sex workers, but they do have his credit card statements

with plane tickets bought, like hotels booked. And so they're saying because the prostitution took place and the girls traveled down or met them in a certain area, but it's like, that's every guy. Most guys in the good position, how many people haven't flown a girl somewhere? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like Uber?

How about Uber? No, I don't know. What, what? I had Christine, Christine took a mega bus to see me in Virginia once. Yeah. I had a chick take a- It was the fuck though.

That's traffic, that's traffic. That's traffic, especially if you paid the $12. I had a chick from Staten Island took the ferry. I don't think I did. Yeah's traffic, that's traffic. That's traffic, especially if you paid the $12. I had to check from Staten Island to the ferry. I don't think I did. Yeah, that's it, that's traffic. I don't think I paid her $12. Oh, you did? Oh, you did, you did.

If you paid the $12 for the Megabucks. You wanted it, bitch. Did you, did you, did you, now, with all the, I mean, now everybody knows the law, everybody knows that, you know, you did, you're a prostitute, I guess everybody knows it you know you did pro your process Prostitute I guess is you know it is what it is But but now they is are you nervous about maybe them coming after you for that and knowing of being more aware of? This guy's around we could catch this mother. You know Scott absolutely man. Yeah, absolutely absolutely any any of the

Solicitations that I get yeah, I don't even want to respond. Really, so are you getting, you must be getting way more. Way more. Really, so you could be making a lot of money right now, but you gotta pull back, because they might be trying to catch you. Yeah, I feel like everything is entrapment now. Right.

I'm paranoid, like big time. If you fuck Christine in front of me, I'll give you the $300 I made on P. Diddy's Bad Boys of Comedy. Yeah. I got a Starbucks card I'll give you the $300. I made on p. Diddy's bad boys of comedy I got a Starbucks card. I'll give you if I can watch I Don't have that diddy money, but you know fun stuff Jacob's got celery in his fucking bag

If you have to refuel if you have to juice up before we get started He's eating it raw like a rabbit Going straight in the vein So so you I mean you're in your 50s. Is there is there a you can't I mean you're not gonna retire Right. No, right. Is this all you do? Yeah. Dancing? Yeah. Well now, so to get to the book. And an author, yeah, you're an author too,

which is great. That you put out, which is, so it's so funny to think that you would have a book about erectile dysfunction problems when you're paid to fuck. It's gotta be a scary, it's like, you know, it's a singer losing their voice. Absolutely, man.

It created, like, my sense of urgency. Most guys, when you start to climb sexually, you kind of just roll with it. But in my line of work, it just cannot happen. So I went on this frantic, frantic, like, I need to solve it. I need to fix it. And I made a lot of mistakes because, for me, it was a mental problem, right?

And so I'm constantly trying to fix a mental problem with a physical solution. I'm popping pills, I'm getting this Gaineswave electric shock treatment, you know what I'm saying? Where they'll open up your blood vessels, I mean just thousands of dollars on stupid stuff. And then I finally go to a good urologist, he gives you almost like a penis MRI,

and he's like, bro, there's nothing wrong with you, it's all in your head. It's all in your head It's all in your head. Yeah pro tip if you would just have a smaller penis. It wouldn't take so much to fill it I gotta back him up on that Good point, good point. Yeah pro tip Me and Jay gotta fill up. That one chemistry class that you went to. We got three inches to fill up not that hard I can push my belly button and it fills up. But I'm telling you to think it's break glass.

So now I got a choice, right? It's either now going to some sort of therapy and figure out why I'm not getting erections because my mom didn't hug me, right? Or it's just a foolproof fix. So I went for the implant. You went what? Yeah, I got the string.

Stop. Why don't we, I got the stream. Stop. Why don't we, I mean why don't we bring this up right away? You didn't know this? I forgot, I heard about it, I forgot about it. Can I see it? Yeah, I was gonna say I definitely told you this. Can I see it? Shut up Jay, stop cock blocking me, I'm easing into this.

He's not gonna show you. Why? But if you give him, We're black guys, we went across, me and you went over this. If you give him the contents of your bag, he will show to Christine. I have a, I don't know if you're, a Chinatown t-shirt from Chinatown and a Guns N' Roses t-shirt from Marshall's if you're interested.

That means it's slightly irregular, but. And I have some type of gum. No, but I don't want wanna see it, but I do. But I don't understand it. We all do. Is it like a Reebok pump? Like the sneaker? Kind of.

It really is. So I'll break it down for you. On either side of your. Just show it. On either side of your pee hole, you have, it's called a corpus, but it's basically like two straws. So from the tip to into your testicles,

these straws run and that's what gives you your erection. Blood goes into there. So I don't know if you ever paid attention to this, I didn't, but on your testicles, you have like a little crease. That's where God sews you up like a Build-A-Bear. Yeah. So they make a small incision in this crease

and it allows them to access the bottom of the straws. So they put implant cylinders from the base to the tip. They drop a pump, which is the pump is about the size of your testes. So you feel like you got three nuts, right? They drop that in and then they make a reservoir with like a little bit of saline. So apparently we have some space by our bladder where they can place the reservoir. And literally they sew you up, you heal in two weeks, and my man, when I'm hooking up with a girl, kinda casually reach down to my testicles,

give it about 20 VBOT pumps. I don't wanna ask to see it. How do you release it? But can you, can you do it? I just, this is fucking crazy. Would it make you feel better? Now, I did bring Christine in from New Jersey, so I did traffic her here if you'd like to show her.

That's the man act. There we go, there you go. Okay. Christine's seeing if they have one on Amazon for me. So where is the pump, where is that locus? Right there, see that thing in the testicles? Okay, so if you grab your balls right now, and you squeeze, it will fill up.

Yes, absolutely. And there's no way you can do that right now. Oh, I can do it right now, bro. And you still have the sexual feeling? Like, all feels exactly the same. Everything feels the same. So all your nerves and feelings and stuff like that, let's say is in the outside to maybe,

let's say for number's sake, let's say a centimeter in, from the top to end. And this stuff is placed beneath the two centimeters. So it's apparent, like you know how somebody gets, like breaks your leg and they get a steel rod. You know the rod's in there, but you don't feel it. You don't feel the outside of your leg and say, okay, that's where the rod is so you all you're feeling

Everything is exactly the same so the first night. They were gonna give you $200 just to dance for her correct. Yes, okay I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks to show us right now Yeah, he's a professional, and I want to treat you as such Jay. We pass that to him right now Is this 20? This is the best in the biz. I'm not fucking around giving out a 20. I'd give Paco 10. Can you watch a video?

Is there videos of it happening? Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen, man. I'm for the sake of whatever. You guys are plugging my book. I will give you a demonstration on some non-gay shit with no fucking problem. No gays, this is science. Me and Bobby will punch each other in the dick

if we get hard. Yes, if anybody gets hard, they get punched in the dick. I just, you know. Except for Paco, you can't control it. Celery juice, just be okay, bro. The only reason why, we're never gonna get the chance in our life. Are you okay with a girl and a Filipino trans in the room?

A Filipino trans! How does it release? Jacob, shut up, Jacob. Jacob, you keep talking, you're gonna ruin it. I'm all about the flow, man. He's not gonna come, you weirdo. You wanna be the reason that a robot dick can't get hard It's a foolproof. Are you gonna blow this out Paco? Yeah

You are totally gonna be five Sigma Kappa after this I literally ran around you We're in the game. Okay, here we go. Oh, it's already hard. It's already hard. I just want you to, Christine just literally ran around you to see. Christine, Christine, look, it's already hard, I guess. He's so pissed off you were blocking her. So now I got the balls, right? Okay, you got, okay. So now you're gonna see it coming up. Oh my Lord.

Okay, so you pump it. This is, I mean, science. This is science. Yeah, it takes about is, I mean, this is science. Yeah, it takes about 20 pumps. So you have to, so. And you can't, like I said, it's no way a woman be able to tell. So there's no nuts in there, right?

Yeah, no, there's nuts in there, but it looks like I have three nuts. You think they took his nuts out? My question is, why wouldn't that hurt? You have to be careful not to squeeze your nuts, right? Well, I know the difference between my nuts and I don't I don't Go I'm ready to roll. That's the greatest Congratulations! Yeah, this is for you. That's a tip.

I want to say I paid you to have sex with me. Listen, this will stay hard. I could fuck while on fire.