The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Reveal Part 2 w/Ari Shaffir & Dan Soder

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

Ari Shaffir and Dan Soder are back to witness an epic moment on The Bonfire. A video is played of Jay doing stand-up comedy as a teenager and it is full of surprises. Jay panders in a thick Philly accent and gives the crowd big reveals at the start and end of his set. Everyone in the studio goes berserk when they find out how it ends! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Okay, that's it. Cut the song. You got to hear the hand motion, or I won't know. Hey, I'm sorry, Jay, Jay. Thank you, Jay. Still got it. Still got the stuff. Oh, you're like the fawns hitting the side of a fucking jukebox.

I still got the good stuff. All right, here we go. Still throwing the heat. I would love to watch the beginning again. Oh, you might as well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Play. Christine doesn't want to miss it in the second of this, I'm sure.

This is the first joke now. Oh, no, we're back to the beginning. I'm going to get my timer out for some of these. Because I want to see exact second counts on... Does your iPhone 1 have a timer? Oh, fuck, dude. Hey, we have a little line, and that was over it. Sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot.

All right, we're back. Guess who's Bazzack? All right, let's go. Yes, yes. Here we go. Okay. Oh, God, it does not lose anything. I've watched it probably 50 times.

It does not lose anything. Is this club slow around? Do you think I'm not hitting Myrtle with one of these? Cut it at the end of her poop? I think we all should do that all weekend, wherever we are. Cut it. By the way, the DJ was cutting. Even if there's no music, just cut it.

The DJ cutting it was the son of one of the owners, Miss Mona's son, named DJ. You had DJ before, I believe, at some point. He used to come up to Legion of Skinks. He was doing comedy for a while, but he was first person who took me to, like, my third row when Iverson was playing. Wow, that's interesting. I used to take him to Marilyn Manson concert. so interesting. Shut up. Hit it, Christine.

Fucking stupid, nostalgic asshole. Hit the button. You want old Bobby back? You got him. Hit the button. I remember old BB boy again. I'm just seeing some old times. Remember some old times? Just shut your face. Go ahead. Hit it.

From the top. All right. All right. Everybody ready to laugh now? Now? Now. Now. It's almost like you're insulting the other guy.

That's what everyone Keep saying That's what Bobby keeps saying Is you ready to laugh Now finally Yeah finally now Now that that amateur is out of the way You're tired of hearing

Two Rays bullshit God this is the most boring town hall Ever Now let me give a speech About race in our community But his code switching is Fucking Dynamic

He goes you have a laugh now Guys I'm just here I'm not Hey guys I put my baggy pants on The same way you do Jay's stress eating right now What do we got here?

Go ahead, hit it. This is primarily an all-black club. I play, usually, all-black clubs. I'm used to, I don't try to win you guys over, no special way. No wait for the look. I don't try to pull no special moves, talk about rap or rappers or rapping. Here comes. Trying to get you guys to be on my side.

If I'm funny, I'm funny, laugh, please. If I suck, boomie off the stage, you know what I mean? Just give me my fair chance. There are a-trial- go. When you guys are, we? Smile. What? What? No. We should all leave.

What the fuck. What the fuck. We should leave. What the fuck. We should leave. What the fuck, dude. We should never talk to you again. This is like finding out your mom has a penis. Oh my God. This feels like I'm just like I walked into the shower and I saw my mom with tits and a penis. And he used a white person's word. A rule? Jay took his shirt off and has a white t-shirt that he made himself. Not even even fonts.

This fucking hobby-loby-loby asshole fucking and it says in fucking black writing, black people rule. Jesus, why don't you write Nito? Oh. Nito to a negro. Holy shit.

Black people are awesome. Jay, please, for the love of God. This is worse than marshmallow yields and Hama Choppelopalopolis. You didn't remember this? You don't remember, you still have that, first of all. You don't remember this? You don't remember the whole afternoon it took to make that shirt? If you're not selling black people rules shirts,

I've got to sell this on the road. If you don't sell it black people rules shirts, you fucking miss it. Jay, you better sell it now. A David Mock's mother will start selling it. DVM's already printing them up. Dude, he's already on fucking T-public. I'll tell you a T-shirt company they can make this.

Every one of them. I can with a roll of electrical tape. Number one, Christine. Through this ocean of chaos, listen to me. You have to go back and see his smile. I need to hear how the crowd reacts. All right, we have to go.

Wait a bit, stop. We have to go back and hear that. We have to hear that, but we have to... Just go back to him looking at the light. We have to hear his smile, because he... knows what's coming. He can't hold it at it. That one. That right. Also, let me tell you right now, hey, Jay. I think I'm

letting you guys know that it's a little hot in here. That face is going like, it's hot. Jay, can I tell you right now that your t-shirt technique, Bert Kreischer-esque, the way you get that thing off? First of all, that's not Burr-Kreth. That's fat guy-esque, because the other

T-shirt did not come up at all to reveal his stomach. As a fat guy? That's a fat guy, judo. That's like a girl taking a brawere. off under a shirt. Jay had that Jay, all fat guys know their technique. I promise you, you I'd pull it off one hand

and hold the other shirt down. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, black people do rule. Go back. Here we go. Here we go. By the way, we thought this was the end. Oh, yeah. And when I was looking today,

I was like, oh, it happens right away. So we really don't know what the closer is, which is more exciting. We thought this was the, we thought the shirt was a closer. Go, go, go, go, go. I'm crying. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Also, put it on your back and so you don't have to take the shirt off. Just turn. Also, when we want you to stop? The people would have seen it when I was walking to the stage, Ari. Oh, come on. Then there's no...

You shuffle in. Oh, you came in a little bit late. I'm super into the reveal. You know, Jay put... We figured I'm really big into the reveal. Jay put a black cube up on his Instagram a couple years ago. Black people rule.

Black people rule. Hey, Christine, when we want you to stop the tape, can you just watch for us to... If you understand, you have to cut it. Okay, hold on, guys. I think the lights are getting hot in here. Where are you guys are? What?

Stop, stop, stop. By the way, you do this, you go, you go Jewish-in-the-black accent, where you go, oh, you're pretty hot in here. And then you go, hot as hell. I go, boy, what is the thing that goes? Heat up to 800? Do these tanning bed lights?

What are you trying them? What is it? What are you doing? What are you? Cook me? What am I? A roll of hollabred? You're trying to keep on?

Oh, my God. His speech makes so much sense now, though. Oh, my God. And then this. It's hot as hell. Jay was a prop act. What happens if you didn't show up with your shirt? Same to do what happened if I didn't show up with my thong underwear.

Oh, hit it. Or my nipple ring, my fake nip. Damn, you had a whole basket of stuff. Jay, Jay had to wear a bib when he ate before the show in case he ruined his bit. What are you doing? He's outside holding his food away from his face? Absolutely. God damn,

and I got pizza sauce on my joke. I can't fuck up this Nautica shirt because of what's under it. Notica. And no one has any idea. I'm sitting here. He goes underneath wearing bikini underwear,

which is being sexy for me. I'm a real J. Edgar Hoover. Jay had any trouble after the show outside. He just picked the shirt up. No, no, no, you don't understand. Look, look, look. I'm on your side. Yeah, we're robbing.

I need to hear this reaction. I hope there's something on the back. Oh, God. Let's get that reaction. I don't try to when you guys are we hot as hell one it's been a fucked up

man fucked up week man you're so pandery everybody get arrested for some stupid shit what are you skipping by the uh you're black people rule let's talk about your arrest record

Black people rule. You guys get arrested all the time. But I love that he does have design in him because rule is fatter than black people. It's a little thin line, but rule, I want to emphasize that. Dude, that is great that you just go, and now we're into it. And now we're in.

It's so uneven. It's so uneven. The letter, first of all, but you need to make the shirt like that. You should have had a black people ruler. Yeah. Maybe that's on the back. Maybe the ER is on the back.

Is this what you guys thought the reveal was at the end? We thought we went to the end. We thought this was at the end. We didn't know it was his opener. We thought it was his closing. This isn't even the reveal. Oh, my God. You skated past it.

You're like, okay, anyway, that was a 45 second setup for this. Moving on. Anyways, man, it's tough outside. Oh, my God. Keep eating, Jay. Oh, God. Go ahead. Go ahead.

I just get arrested for some stupid shit. I mean, real, not stupid shit, like, man, I can't believe they got mad, I killed four people. Like, real stupid shit. Like, I was sitting in jail and shit in the tank. Sitting motherfuckers, like, all around, like, what do you in for? This is my father was like, murder rape. Like, what are you in for? Bank robbery.

What are you in for? I killed my family. with a shovel. All right. You've already pretty three. Comedy rule of

eight. I assume the person I was coming there. Oh, God. First of all, I had the same joke.

I got arrested of a steel in a gummo machine and I did the same joke. I can't wait for the punch line though.

But you know what? Can I tell you early on sets? A sit down in an early on set. No, that's not a sit down. That's not a sit down.

That's a lean over. Can I ask you a question? Do you think the reveal that obviously is in jail for something stupid?

But is it going to be accompanied by a lame voice? What are you doing my act? I know why. I know why I, uh... I know this. That's the Dan Soder School of... I don't remember the joke, but this is going to be... This is when I got arrested for...

When I got arrested because I had... No, the dirty videotapes. I want to see what it is. Here's the thing. I love that all the people that are from murder and rape are black people, too. That's his black out. What are you for them? Rape.

No, I wasn't... I wasn't black. That could have been a pirate. I don't think it was black at all. A pirate. Was it a tough? It was a tough. Listen, I'm a voice guy.

That's not black. No, that was a local talk tough. I'll tell you right now, no inclination of black. Just there to us. There's a local nail to well. But unsavory. Anytime he doesn't set up, it's a black voice, though. At the being, it's a, yeah, in the tank and shit.

Yeah. I am selling this. Like, I've had several stints in the joint. Yeah. Which is a very early 20s thing to go like, Nah, y'all don't understand. Chris is different. I'm dangerous too.

Yo. You, black people rule, but I get y'all. They made me make this shirt in the joint. Oh, they were going to fuck me in the ass. I was like, will we have to wrap this thing up pretty soon? Go ahead. Oh, shit. We got time today.

Can you just bring it back a little bit? I just want to hear him. I want to hear his ghetto setup. That was my burp. That was my burt. Murder rape. What are you in for? Bank robbery.

What do you in for? I killed my family with a shovel. Hey, look at me like, what are you in for, fat boy? I'm like, I didn't take back flubber on time. What? So I get an attitude and shit. You go immediate black when you bomb.

You waited a quarter second. bailing on that punchline. You failed. And we're right back to, yeah, and shit. I didn't even consider that this wasn't going to go good. Why? I thought the set was, I thought I would kill, I thought I knew what I was, wow. You hear the supportive white girl on the back loved it.

Yes. Flubber. Flubber, Charlie Robin Williams, not the original. Flubber was a big hit in the black community. What, by the way, that reference does not hold up. Every black kid I know, that was their childhood movie. Flubber. Oh, you want to put on Boys in the Hood or Flubber?

I think Flubber was coming out around this time. It was Robin Williams. It was the remake. I'm sorry, I'm so old. I saw the original. He goes, Jerry Lewis doesn't go over well in black rooms. I can flubber out there. Maybe Dean Martin, but not Jerry.

Black people love the spastic comedy of Robin Williams. Okay, wait. Oh, hey. Hey. Oh, turns out this young man took my black people rules shirt. Like no rule? Is that poster with a... And the black guy says,

Hey, my man, why you're gonna say, hey, we don't rule. What it is, Jack? Robin Williams was always crazy racist because it was just 70s black. Oh, man. Slapping some skin. Shut up, Robin. Oh, yeah, when I was doing,

when I was sitting in a tank, man. They're coming to me all fucking sideways. What are you in here for? Go back just a little bit, Christy. Comedy rule of fives. You got two murders, too, for no reason? As soon as he, as soon as he jokes, he goes right into black.

Yo, that fucking bombed. That punchline fucking bombed. We're watching a video. This is a tough landing. This is landing? Clearly, I got five more minutes after this. You got, you knew it was already not going to. It's like a batter who's just like,

swings out like I'm not even close to this right I got fools you knew ahead of time that I didn't get a laugh at this point in comedy even if it's only a couple months in you can tell he goes hmm people usually laugh at the fucking second one being murder rape or whatever oh my god dude what do you fit fat boy like nothing on fat boy I know that was when you see the crack where you go you guys didn't even kind of giggle at fat boy yeah because I'm fat and that usually gets a laugh

oh god oh god What are you in for fat boy? I'm like, I didn't take back Flubber on time. What? Trying to get an attitude and shit. They will arrest your ass if you don't take back movies to video stories. Oh, that's the sad. That's when you have to explain the joke to the people

because they might have not got it. You went from black dude to Philly so fast. What? What? Fuck you. That's it early? Yeah, they get real mad when you didn't take back the tapes. We used to laugh.

Me and Kirk used to laugh at a comment when you do with when the joke bombs and you just inform people that was your routine about that subject he would have a thing he goes man fuck that shit anyway that's my thing with pizza the worst part is he has to wear this shirt for the rest of the set

you never have to wear a joke like that yeah he has to wear a joke that bombed should have saved it for the reveal it's like if I had a if I'd wear a marshmallow shirt for the rest of my set this is episode two of you becoming the reveal

You're so an anachin. You're not Darth Vader yet. He goes, Seth was uncomfortable because you make the reveal too early. Gross upper. You must have ruined. I can pick so.

To become a reveal. You must hide. You make a reveal, they I do. I like it better when we were all making fun of 21 Jump Street together. Do you find the reveal to be too obvious? A little heavy handy. Thank you.

I like at this point that you know, black guys like, let's heckle him. I go, well, actually, we do rule. Could you imagine being somebody walking in halfway through the set and just seeing this guy with black people rule a shirt on? Yeah, what is this? It is very, you know what it is?

It's very 90s dance music video. Black people rule. We're all one color. It's very AIDS-quilthy. This is before you could just call somebody to have a T-shirt that day. I mean, if there were greens and yellows in this shirt, it would be sold on the street.

It really is like, hey. I didn't have that kind of marker money. You really could have sold the fucking afro colors I'm already probably devastated that it didn't get a bigger reaction for ruining one of my shirts How many of these did you have, by the way?

Oh, I think it was probably just the one I'm telling you, this was a point I thought I had to do a lot of different stuff all the time. Sure, right. So this was at a lack of having something you can go, oh, I could do a sight gag, I guess. It's great that this joke didn't work

because you would have a closet full of shirts that say black people rule. Oh, yeah, a world champion. I would have fuck it. Guy Christine, go You knew who was getting fucked up the ass that night in jail

Oh I didn't realize yet I didn't realize yet That black people Don't love gay shit They don't think white guys Making funny gay joke shit Is funny

Especially about rape At all So when I said I'm definitely getting fucking the ass They were like No no Should it be the case You fuck someone in the ass

to make them gay. You got fucked in the end. They just, man, too, Ray told me that lesson through time. He would say, he goes, they don't want to hear that gay shit. I would say this crowd taught you this lesson. I'll be honest with you.

I don't know if I got the lesson. I think we're watching you in 102 right now. This is the second fucking year of school. It's also a payoff based on a clearly fake setup. You definitely didn't go to jail for not returning your thing on time. No, I did. I did. What's 30 tapes?

No, it wasn't, to me, it was funnier to say, like, a goofy movie that it was. No, there was a mom-and-pop video store in my area that I just, as soon as I turned 18 and I was able to, I just rented pornotapes and never returned them being like, who cares, the mom-and-pop shop. The guy was very litigious. You would find out, it's the science. That's when you would find out that became known in the neighborhood. Like, no, this guy, like, every Tuesday when they have, it's a Tuesday was. It's the small court in where I lived. And it was like every Tuesday that guy shows up to say like this person.

And you get bench warrants. I was never looking for like letter mail for myself in the house. Do you know what I mean? Like I was a kid. So I missed like a, you know, a court summons. So there was a bench warrant. I was getting arrested. So I'm arrested for not showing up for court.

But you didn't go to jail. You didn't go to the tank? I did. No, no. You went to the motherfucking tank? Me, Kurt Mesker. We all got pulled over. Tu-ray.

Were they arrested everybody for one flubber? No. For one flubber? No, no, no. It was actually, if I was tell her quick, because I want to get back to it, but like it was, no, they got me because I had the bench warrant for the thing. It was whatever was I had a tailout or something. They pulled me over for that. Then. Probably wearing that black people rule shirt, too. We had dropped Tourey. We had dropped Tourey off that night. But Tourey was in my back seat smoking weeds before I smoked weed at all. And he left roaches in my back. So when they asked that they could search the car, I was like, yeah, sure, of course. And then they went and they pulled out roaches. In an ashtray. Yeah, and they were like, what's this? And I was like, and by the way, I started talking right away. I go, oh, that was my friend, my black friend, who was in the back car.

And I'm afraid to tell him, though, because he's violent. I didn't say that. But then they found you a black people rule shirt, and they were like, you don't believe that. You don't believe that for one second. You don't think they rule. So they were like, we're taking you. So I was like, oh, then can my friends, like, follow us. Come in jail with me?

No. I won't wait for you sleep over with me. No, they told me he was going to make $50 bail. and I was like, which was a lot of money at the time, too, but we were like between us, like we can kind of get it. Could you do 17 each? I'm like, yeah, I'm like, so you guys fall behind and just bail me out. They told me like 50 bucks.

And then when they were doing that, they run, they go, well, let me check your idea. So Kirk gave him his ID. He had a jumping turn style ticket. So he had a warrant for not showing up to the court, so they arrested him. And then we were like, okay, so his girlfriend's going to follow us in the thing. And me and Kurt were sitting in the same car,

back seat of the car. And I see like, you know, we're looking back. I see the headlights in my car go on. And you hear the over the police and goes, wait, is that, uh, Jessica, blah, blah, blah. The thing that's driving the car, they go, yeah, grab her two. She's got one in the same. There's like her and Kurt jumped the turnstiles together, I guess.

Damn. So everybody got arrested. Great, good story. Christine Plath. We don't have time. So I did get arrested for a... Okay, we got back. Take Jay's mic away.

But they'd be getting raped and shit. Let's go. Play. You can rape that shit. Why? So I get an attitude and shit. arrest your ass if you don't take back movies to video store.

I found this shit the hard way. You knew who was getting fucked up the ass that night in jail. Oh. You took a real situation and made it less believable with your dumb punchlines. The black reaction of that of one guy just going, oh. And by the way, I'm so stuck in it.

You just hear a black guy go in that. You can see how stuck I am and did I go like this? I give a satisfyingly like, mm. Your face. I got a headache and shit I go back to the rape one I got a hake

What do you think you're saying then What is that? Jake you translate Probably a headache from getting butt fucked Oh I didn't understand it Because you didn't say it in your voice You said it in a black guy's voice I said listen I was guilty of this

My whole bad boys My whole piece of these bad boys of comedy said At the end of every sentence I go in shit And it's something something in shit That's your next shirt And shit? And shit.

I got a headache. All right. Here it. You knew who was getting fucked up the ass that night in jail. Oh. Take bad movies on time. Hang on. Go play.

Oh. Man. I still got a headache and shit. You know, I got a headache. And they come around on stage and they're blaring music and shit all over the place. You know how they play that rap music and shit when I come up here. Oh, whoa. I thought you weren't going to do that.

You made a speech at the beginning. That was a deceiving technique. I thought black people ruled. You clearly not familiar with the reveal, but you go back in to go back out. Sometimes on a reveal, you have to go back in. I'm sorry, Dan, thank you. Yeah. There's a lot of throughways and corridors.

You say you're not going to do rap. You say black people rule, but you really mean it's a jaw rule. Guys, the connective tissue here is black people in general. I'm disgusting them too. Peace. Let me tell you how your life is. Absurdity. Dance no more like they used to. Why people will be fucking each other up now.

They're like banging. You see, like, you shouldn't come home from dancing with, like, concussions and, like, missing teeth and shit. That's wrong. Stage diving and shit like that. I weigh 315 pounds. You know what happens if I stage dive? Stop. Cut. We should all do the end of this joke.

Yeah, I'll knock a tidal wave everyone out. the room. Create a black hole in the room that would suck in every white person. I'll kill everybody around here. All right. What is it? What's the reveal? I'll bet. This is guess. I don't know. But talking about when you just hear something that triggers you, I have a feeling

it's going to be because I ended up changing to the the yeah-J-ye-ye-J-J-Joke. Use an example of Independence Day. Oh, you'd be like, yeah, that's like me. Oh, good reference. How about smushed to me? Okay. Wait, wait, wait. I love that.

Do you have guesses? I'm actually legitimately asking a question this time. Anybody? Anybody, I'm not going to wait. I'm just pointing at you. Okay. 315 pounds. You know what happens if I've staged off?

Do. People won't be happy. I don't think the NFL has insurance on that. Oh, my God. Cut. Oh, my God. All you had to do is workshop this one day, and you would have had three better punchlines.

We now know what I was saying. Do you know what happens if I stage dive? The pointing wasn't, do you know, it was front row, look out. You would have them fat. You wouldn't survive it. You're warning them. And they don't have. You're warning them.

I don't believe. And maybe, I'll be honest with me, it doesn't have fallen to my, what I clearly believe is black people rule lifestyle. Now challenge that they're operating a business without insurance. And pretty much everybody in that room is fat as fat as fat as, I called them now, I said, well, this is a black establishment.

They probably don't have insurance for this. Black Lives Matter only could run because black people rule walked. You set everything up. A lot of people say I was the godfather of the Black Lives Matter movement. To say people won't be happy. It was like, that's you workshopping with a friend. He goes, okay, cool.

So give me a funny example of that. People forget about the grassroots. Fucking black people rule movement and stuff. I like the Jay workshopped on stage. You guys, any guys, tags? I don't know how I had friends. Anybody? No, this is, you can see.

I'm doing something on stage, for sure. But I don't think, this is very early on. You, like, don't know what you're doing yet at all. But I'm saying I'm so, like, doing what I've watched. Because what I'm saying is this wasn't the funny that I feel like I was with my friend. Sure. This explains why you do crowd work now. Oh yeah, I'm so afraid of repeating one of these jokes that accent.

Yeah, you're not wrong. So far, I think the joke writing's been top-nodge. Here we go ahead. Come crashing down on top of you? No one. Back that up. Do you know what happened if I came crashing? No, I don't know.

That black guy was not having that. Please delete me out of this. You can't keep asking questions when they don't like you. I keep doing that. He goes, sir, you? not paying attention. What I answer your question? To get through a joke you're not going to like? You can hear the long

pinky nail on that guy. I don't know. You're in a flaming car. You want to join me? No. I'm good. Oh, dude, here you go. I care for this dance? I'm okay. I'm good.

Here you go. Yeah, let's just say, for me wearing that Black people's they're not taking the journey with me. I think that might have been the seatbelt that stopped him. That shirt. He's wearing that shirt like a force field. Yeah. At this point, dude.

I wonder if at some point I reference, if I'm bombing so much, if it keeps going like this, I wonder at some point if I just go, my guys, like, try to just draw some attention back to this. Let's not forget I'm the black people rule guy. Guys? Guys, remember me, it's the black people rule guy. The Air Force has insurance on that.

Do you ever have 315 pounds come crashing down on top of you? No one on. No, take this number down real quick. 3-7. 3-7-4 That was the actual beginning My mom's number Sounds been to have a hard time

Getting to leave Hold on, hold on, hold on I actually don't even get it I don't get it It was so long ago It was before area codes Were necessary for phone numbers And he was given a 3-7

That's not what you're missing What is it? What is it? I have prepared now To tell them I now see that the joke Has flushed out More than you guys thought

You see I tell them I'm 315 pounds If I stay It's not going to be good that I'm insurance for it and then I ask a lady in the audience Have you ever had 315 pounds come crashing down on you and then when they say no Inevitably I also rely on them saying no That I offer that and then I go to take down my number so I will be the person and I can only assume that is what the role was because I immediately say afterwards I go hot time getting lay yo

And also let's not forget Let's not forget something that always tickled Shane Gillis pink we're about three years out of thinking you could be starting QB1 at 315. I'm still not sure I couldn't do a walk on if I needed to. Especially with that shirt. You know, I'll drill a 20 yard now. He goes, the offensive line's never going to let them touch me.

They'll never get to me if I let them know that I think black people and I wear this shirt underneath my jersey every time. Just in case. Like Jordan's, like, New Carolina shorts. God, dude. It's crazy. How old are you? Are you like 19 right now? Yeah. You should have killed yourself. Wait, but you asked a dude. And you didn't even say...

No, he asked a dude about the... If it came on you and then he asked a girl. But he was asking a girl and a black dude was reacting. I think a guy close to the camera was reacting because that's where you go, no? You didn't even say it right. Oh, you're right, it's in the back. But you didn't say, do you know what would happen? You're like, what's the phrasing?

There it is. Bring it back. I just ask, have you ever had 315 pounds? Oh, you're talking about when I point to the audience. Yeah. We're going to listen to it. But I'm going to say, so you follow it, though. I'm going...

Jay, Jay. Zip it. Okay. Damn it works on him. I have a hard time getting the ladies lately. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just a little back. There we go. Don't miss any of this genius.

The NFL's has insurance on that. You ever have 315 pounds? Come crashing down on top of you? No one. No. Take this number down real quick. I get it now. Jay, I owe an apology. It's actually a great joke.

What? It sounded like a guy. It did sound like a guy. The guy was in the back. The dude was by the camera. There's no mic. There's a guy in the back. This crap wasn't rifeed.

I'm not. telling they weren't rife. I will tell you that. They were not. You come in and look at a gradi goes, is this the place rife? I'm telling you, what I may have been doing, I may have been young enough

and not seeing the flaw, and I may have not fully gotten the black crowds are not going to like this gay shit. So it may have been a guy. Oh, because I do hear a voice, and it does not sound like, but it could have been a woman, I guess,

but it sounds like a guy, go, nah. You think none of this stuff before it had an effect on it, too? Not on me. I feel like I was going to go, I'm going I'm going I'm just every time I do a gay joke and they don't laugh I'm going like I wonder what the problem was I go let me do another gay joke and I was on her knee there goes do you think it's the gay thing no I couldn't know butter I think I'm saying I think I'm saying in shit too much let's go hit it prior like and shit was actually you evolving yeah I don't have a hard time getting ladies lately man I don't know I mean what don't you know Jay I don't know I have a hard time I'm I'm getting ladies. I don't know.

Okay, go it. It's not easier now. I used to have a hard time getting lays, man. I noticed somebody looking at me at least. Like chips? He's just blocking up anything. You've never had a problem getting lays chips. You know the problem with lays.

You can't just eat one. You know what I mean? That's why they're shirts double X-L. Yo, you hear him. Lou, you don't know what I'm saying. Dude. I'm talking about the ladies. The fine-ass honey.

His black room shake is in the home. Some fine-ass honeies, dude. After the show, some honey. Guys, black, blue, look at his shirt, he thinks black people rule. You all got a hooty full of honey's out there. We're going to get to that, this. Go, go, go. Getting the ladies, lazy, man. I don't know.

I mean, I used to, I mean, it's kind of easier now. I used to have a hard time getting ladies, man. I noticed somebody looking at me to be like, Big J, you had a hard time getting ladies? I mean, I didn't always look like this and shit. That's shit. If that's not your head. next album and shit big jogerson and shit

and shit that's what's that t-shirt needs under rule and shit and shit electrical tape style now I grew up always look like this and shit do you miss your

scratching your nips speaks for itself fuck It's not even... It's not. It's just a sentence. It needs to be spoken for it. It's just a sentence.

It's just a sense. Fuck it. I'm sorry. I was ordering your drink. Did I miss everything? Is this the sex pistols of comedy? Oy, oh, oh, oh. Please play that part again.

Jay, I like what you brought you your set. Pure confusion. Yeah, he really is a flip-flopper. I have a hard time. I have a hard time. I'm not gonna make fun of black people. I am gonna make fun of black people Y'all are gonna hurt time with the ladies I used to have a hard time with the ladies But now well I mean, whatever you know talking about shit fuck shit and shit hard time getting ladies

I didn't always look like this and shit Speaks for itself fuck now I grew up When I grew up man I was poor What? What transition is this? I don't know, but I love it. Let it go. Go, go, go. Money at all. I was so poor like you used to inspire me to, like, write poetry and shit, man.

Oh, God. Like, hang on, I got one for you. Okay. Oh! What the fuck? Where did I get a bus? It turns out, I thought there was only one poet in Legion of Skanks. There's two poets in Legion of Skanks. You were legitimately opposed.

Dude, you were legitimately a poet, and you did not even know it. I'm so nauseous. Dave quit to write poetry. Somebody get you a candy bar. Oh, my God. Did you hurt drop when you reached back for it? Jay is on stage right now, bombing. He's wearing his shirt and shit.

I mean, he is about to lay down some sick-ass poetry. Oh, my God. I bet you didn't know. Did I pull something out? I turned away. Yeah, you did. If this was today, you would have had a cell phone that you had typed out on.

Oh, my God. But like your shirts, you made them yourself. You wrote it down. The macaroni necklace means more than a diamond necklace. Now, for those of you who just tuned in, Jay was so poor. How poor was it? They used to write poetry about it.

And I think that poem would go a little. Something like that. You think black people were going to get gay stuff Wait until the poetry comes out You think they like I am in pentameter? They'll name their daughter that before. If you didn't like me, maybe you'll like some James Baldwin. He's just doing hardcore black poetry?

White man, kill him burn. Look at Jake. Look at his face. Go ahead. All right, bro. I jog this down today. Oh, no you didn't. This is one of my better ones.

Can you know what I come? Right up in here, this there. We were broke in a motherfucker. Oh, no. Stop. What are you going to run with that? What are you going to run with that? Perfect. And they didn't move.

He just did. Can you guys all come up on stage knowing that nobody's moving. That was just an act out. They're out of table. Oh, my God. If they were in on this, they would have just, at best, it would have, oh, it's funny. And then not gone. I know what you're going for.

You go, oh, I'm a poet. You guys come on in. I got come, bring it in. I got a speech for you. Yeah, but you have a mic, dude. So we don't. And you're met with nothing but silence. Yeah, and you went, okay, thanks.

Damn. I'm not going to lie. I think they took that black people rule shirt personally. It didn't have the effect I think I wanted. You guys don't rule at all. You didn't do this. Yeah, you guys are not ruling the night. That's for sure.

You're really trying to ask. Go ahead, go ahead. We already got our seats, man. We're black people follow rules. Yeah, that's there. That's so funny. We were broke in a motherfucker by Big J. Broke-na.

Brokerna. We were broke-in-a-motherfucker. Hello? God, it's like you guys don't like the arts. She doesn't know that black people rule. What? Jamie. We were broke in a motherfucker.

Got him. Well, it was pretty self-explanatory. Shit, expose itself. I like to let the crowd know that all my jokes explain themselves. Oh, I love it. He wiped the fat sweat off his eye at the end of that joke. You missed him earlier when after he took the shirt off, he hit a little forehead sweat. He hit a little...

Reminded a little bit. Oh, it's going so bad. And I don't think... And I think I was right. They're not going to get the poem bit. The one-line poem. I was real big on heavy build-up, low delivery. Could you imagine if I really did it?

There's two jokes in a row where you're like, no, I mean... I'm actually gonna do it. Dude, I love the setup is the joke. Did you imagine if I did do it? You brought some naked gun here. We have four minutes left. It's a blazing Thursdays. We have four minutes left.

Yeah, we do. Go. Oh, in the... Okay. No. On the show. We have four months like. Well, it was pretty self-explanatory.

I was poor shit, man. We had bucking not. I used to go to school looking some fucked up clothes and shit. My jordan-ass sneaks. My good zips for like Friday and shit when you wanted to show off. Fuck that, man. I remember, like, I had no older brothers or sisters or nothing. So, like, all my hand-me-downs were, like, from my mom.

A lot of facie. I was very facie. Also, you've already, we were in that joke by saying brothers or sisters. Yeah. Getting a hand-me-down from your sisters is the same as getting one from your mom. It's just woman's clothing. Damn, he came in like a professor and broke your down. Why didn't have any sisters?

Thank God for your eyebrows. Oh, we get none of these jokes. Ari the 10-year Shafir came in. We've got to see the closer. We've got to get to the closer. Yes. Worst fucking day in my life. It was like laundry day or some shit.

I only had like three pair of pants and shit. And they were all dirty. And I didn't want to go to school because I had no clothes to wear. So my mom throws me a pair of pants. They were a fucking girls. tights. I don't care what she says to this day they were fucking tights and she goes no those are unisex sweatpants oh shit so what the fuck's a unisex sweatpants I'll show you what they are I don't know I say fuck because I was my mom and I was 10 but it makes

the story funnier so I said what the fuck is unisex sweatpants bitch oh what a dumb crowd she goes son Unisex is when guys and girls can wear them. So I bought this shit because I was like 10, like I said. So I pulled these fucking tight-ass tight-ass tights on my fucking big ass. And like, remember like when you can see the underwear lines and shit all in them? Remember that shit? Of course you don't fucking remember. I'm the one person to wear girls tights to school.

Please show these tides. God damn. Yes, please. Jesus. People aren't laughing, but that's a funny fucking story. Have you ever seen a fat kid wearing girls tights? No. That boy, Ben, the reveal.

The reveal wasn't the first one. The reveal was under the pants. The whole time, what a mystery. Who was there? The stage empty. Oh, I love to stay empty. Jay had a wardrobe. Oh my God.

You went in layered. I mean, they know it's coming. Jay had an ankle gun and we had no idea. That's so funny that he still wears those tights today. Hold on. Hold on. Play, yeah, play the volume. Remember, like, when you can see the underwear lines and shit all in them?

Remember that shit? Of course you don't fucking remember. I'm the only person to wore girls tights to school. Not damn. Jesus. People aren't laughing, but that's a funny fucking story. Have you ever seen a fat kid wearing girls' tights? They're about to.

No, I got to help you with the visual here. Full Circle moment. Jay's butt wiggle, very similar to the footless dance right here. Right here. You've been having. You've been doing this. You've been sitting on this butt wiggle for a long time. It's a mirror practice.

And then we walk in and you look at this. He drops it. Yeah, here it comes. Put that music to it. Pep, bip, b, p, p. Fucking story. Have you ever seen a fank you wearing a girl's plates? Yeah, we got to see my dismount.

Oh, yeah. And what does Tewry say afterwards? Oh, what I have to. I'm still hurt. Fuck it. That's my time. All right. They just booed you.

You heard, did you hear boo? Yeah, I heard her booed that. Rewind that. That was T-ray. That was T-ray. Somebody booed? Yeah. Two-ray.

Listen. Listen. I'm still hurt. Fuck. That's my time. A real boom. Everybody other than that Jay's great. I need a real, a real boom.

I love that Jay's clothes is, fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. You have a clothes I had to prepare for this? Jay had to travel with tights. Those tights were definitely on from leaving house to all getting home at night. Oh, my God.

is so worth it. I'm so happy. Oh my God, this is happy. Did Toree come back up? He is. I mean, Jay just left. He just left. Wouldn't you? Yeah. If I'm too right, I'd let him clear the stink. Oh, the waitress is you come. What was Turore's saying? Oh, yes, you have to get you there. Oh, you drop the mic, you piece of shit. No, my shirt.

You had to get your shirt. I had to get my shirt. Oh, the young Turing. How embarrassing. Oh, yes. Because you couldn't, you couldn't leave the club with that on it. Yes. Yes, dude, big. If you hooked up with a chick, you had to tell that you had women's tights on. Let me plug Bobby and Jay. Big J. Erickson is going to be at the Desert Ridge Improv in Phoenix this Thursday, March 26th, and then the Tempey Improv Friday, March 27th, and Saturday, March 28th.

After that, he's going to be St. Louis, Orlando, Kansas City, Las Vegas, and more. BigJ.comedy.com. Also go to YouTube.com slash at Big J.orgerson and subscribe. Robert Kelly, going to be at Comics Row. Roadhouse, Connecticut, April 17th and 18th. After that, Uncle Vinny's in New Jersey. Go to Punch Up Live slash Robert Kelly and check out Bobby's new YouTube

slash Robert Kelly Comedy. Ari Sheffir's new storytelling show, April 16th. Pre-order now at Ari Sheffir.com. Listen to Ari's podcast. You'd be tripping available wherever you listen. And make sure you listen to Dan Soder's podcast. Oh, sorry, Bobby. No, you do it.

Go on. I listen to Dan's podcast. Sodor, available wherever you listen to podcast. and, of course, the Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour happening right now. The Paramount Huntington Long Island happening Saturday, April 4th. After that, he's going to be in Charlotte

and Durham, North Carolina, Munhall, PA, Cleveland and Columbus, Ohio, and so much more. For tickets and all tour dates, go to DanSoter.com. DanSota.com and shit. That was... Thank you.

Thank you, Jay. That made my week. Thank you, Jay. Thank you, Jay. Thank you, Jamie. Thank you, Jamie. Thank you, Jay. The original supportive white girl.

as far by girl. Shut out, Jamie. We'll see you guys tomorrow on The Bonfire.