The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Roast of Kevin Hart Recap

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

The Bonfire is back from a week off, during that time Big Jay killed at the Roast of Kevin Hart. He gives all the behind-the-scenes details about his performance at the famous event. Before the roast, Jay was invited to a party at the home of Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos. Bobby convinced him to go, so Jay got a spray tan and put on his best Cashmere hoodie. He was glad he did because the guest list included Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, and Bobby's old friend Dane Cook. Not everyone enjoyed the roast and DL Hughley actually implied that Jay is a racist! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I say you, Jay, were the best on the roast. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Thank you so much. It was a very, very funny roast. A lot of very funny people in there, so that means a lot. Thank you.

You were great. You were great. I was nervous. I tell you what, when I saw you on the couch and you were kind of sitting, they kept panning over to you, I was like, please, Jay, please. I was like, oh, God, he must be so fucking nervous. He must be, and every, they didn't put you up, you had, you didn't have the sweet spot, you had kind of after the sweet spot. And I'm like, fuck man.

And then they're panning over to you. And every time they panned over to you, I was like, Jesus Christ, he's. Being J. Ocerson. Yeah, you had these beautiful eyes, but you look gorgeous. You looked almost like a female that was transitioning to a male. He looked like Cher's daughter at one point. You were glistening. I should have had one more drink.

Yeah, you looked like you were having a good time, but you looked a little nervous. You went up there, dude, it was all gone. Well, luckily, there's no way to say this to not jerk coffee, but that's like when the instinct of just like, we're on stage a lot, so at least you're like, I know I got to keep talking and, like, moving and looking right. But I mean, from the walk-up,

when Shane said Big J. O'Kerson to start the intro of me, to start it, not at the end of it. When I was like, I was like, oh, shit, he's doing a joke about me. It means I'm coming up. Yeah. No idea what he said. I just almost stared directly down and I was like, all right, dude,

like, here we go, we're going to live in, and everything's coming to my head, I go, I got this, I'll write it myself. I'm having all those visions. I got it. Relax, everybody. Pretty sure Keith Robinson said that on every roast he's been on, too. Well, it's funny, all the things I couldn't talk about. I mean, I was inundated with people in the realm of this

in my world in like the world of that roast itself that would say a lot of things like hey man really need you to kill this and kind of like not into the idea that I was like writing it all myself it was very like

a little contentious in that but I know they're just trying they want like the best product they think they can put forward and they can't really regulate me if I'm not using their writers do you know I mean so I get it to some degree that's why they're also so heavy

on having me send in a script the writers did like me because they asked me to send in a script the week before and I go I don't have a script and you go key type of script out I go a bunch of jarbled thoughts in my head and then I

do you have it the thing I just send you a picture I just sent them you should post this no I just the notebook which just says things like I like to just put in things like Cheryl Underwood is black is blank question mark

I'll figure it out you know I mean He was just, like, it was just jarbable thoughts of, like, what directions do I want to go with whatever thing? I don't really know Cheryl Underwood, and it's like, I didn't even know until that night about the thing about her husband, that's great. I don't think I, I don't know if I would have wrote a joke about it.

I guess if I would have heard that, like, she was okay with jokes about it. I was in Boston with Shane Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and he was closing with his... Running it, yeah. He was running his run and stuff. And he told me the first Cheryl Underwood joke, and I was like, that's fucking... That's brutally funny.

But then he started reading all the tags. I was like, maybe... Maybe lose some of the tags. It started to get fucking vicious, but he didn't. But they also, they did ask her, and she said it was like totally cool. And again, I think no one had the context that it was something 30 years ago. She's processed, I think. You know what I mean?

And like, so that may have made people see differently about it. But I almost want to talk more to tell you the story of it. It was like the buildup too. That's what I want to hear is like you get out there. You had shows to do. Yeah, that's what I mean, all that. Are you a part of the, is there like a, like a, like, in, Gang Fest. We're going to go up and get our stuff

and it's not that. No. It's just you have a show and you go to it. Netflix festival is equal parts. Not surprisingly successful as shit. It's big. They went through with that party, the ticket sales and stuff they did basically that week and it's like

it rivals any major festival. I think it was like Coachella. They were like we sold more tickets than Coachella ultimately. It takes over like all of Los Angeles. Like everywhere's covered in billboards. It's every venue. Oh, advertising.

No, like every venue, too. Oh, you're right, too. I guess this is. Intuit dome they did. I don't know if they did Staples this year. But they do Forum. But they do the key of forums where we were in. Greek.

Hollywood Bowl. I did. Yeah, Hollywood Bowl for Shane. Are you being added to shows or were you on those shows? Because I know you had Story Wars. They asked me to add a couple things. The Greek theater with Jelly Roll was the last thing added, but like still a few weeks out. I knew I was doing that.

How was it to hook up with your old friend? Jelly Roll? Yeah. Well, I'm going to get to him in a second. You guys both look at each other differently now. You're both thin. By the way, the funniest thing of this festival was hugging jelly roll, Yamanika, Sam J. Every time I hug him, we do the same thing.

We all wrap our arms right. These are all people who have lost substantial weight in the last couple years. Every time hug each other, I keep going to things like, I'm like, yo, let's go rent a Miata and take this city over. We're skinny bitches. Skinny fucking bitches. and so yeah so yeah i went out there that week and we did a first alien we did skanks at uh jamming in the van cool venue very cool venue and the great audience they were great to us then i ran over to do

this this was a great josh i mean wanted me to do this comedy jams so bad and he had me on it and then the oversell he's like you're going to do rebel yo billy idyll's going to come sing with you And I'm like, okay. And he's like, I'm working on it. And then he's like, trying to do it. He's like, dude. And he kept, oh, he's like, we're so close. Billy Idol's like, basically he's already there.

And I'm like, well, that'd be kind of exciting. I'm also fine if he's not. I'll come do the song, Josh. I told you I do the show. He's like, he's going to be. And then, uh, that got there. No, Billy Idol. But I'm going to tell you.

I had had my correct cocktail of drinks at that point that, um, I gotta say, I really, I killed that performance of Rebel Yo. Yeah. I wish it was taped. Maybe it is, but I brought it. On guitar, Nick from the Strokes, that was pretty neat. That's cool. Did Josh make everybody get down on the ground at some point?

I wasn't there for that, thank God. I was there for my song and then the finale, basically. And then so, that was night. And then Tuesday was when we started Story Wars. Story Wars were fucking great. First night I go to the comedy store, I see Spank, who's one of Kev's guys, you know, Plastic Cup Boys.

Yeah. Very funny comedian from Philly, who was there when I started. And it was started after me, but I know him from back then, and I saw him. I was so tall, big guy, so I see him and I go up and, you know,

hug him and say hi for a second. And then I feel slap on the back, and it's Kev. And we turn around, I always says. Did he slap you on the back or the back of the thigh? No, no. Sure is your back. Oh, you jumped, okay.

No, you throw everything into it. It was like a Hadukin. What? Hayuk. Hayuk. So, yeah, and I turned around and I was like, oh, and I said it's always so interesting that it's still like, when I turn around, I don't see, like,

Kev, like, next to me in a car or something like that. I still have, like, the, oh, man, I'm Kevin Hart. And we start talking. So when you see him, you see, like, Kevin Hart that other people see, Like, I never see that. Every time I see him, I'm like, shut up. When's the last time you really like occupied, like looking at his life, like standing next to it a little bit?

It's a fucking... When he came to the cellar, he came to the cellar with a group of people and everybody was flipping out. And I think I booed him. I went boo. And then he came over to my ear and he goes, Bobby, nobody cares about you or your career. You suck.

He whispered that in my ear and then he went downstairs. I just heard the roar. of the crowd when they mentioned. I didn't hear his name, I just heard, I never said the guy wasn't hilarious. The guy is funny. Can't argue that ever.

He is very funny. He's a mean, he's a mean funny man. He's a reason he's made it. But yeah, so anyway, we talked for a minute. It felt it felt kind of like a weird, like a spectacle. Yeah.

But it may be, and that's possibly probably all in my mind, but it's like, I've made such like a correlation in my life to Kev from those first years that I'm like I feel people are like maybe even there's people comics I've known or loosely known

who know that that are even kind of like oh wow they know each other actually like it almost seems like I have to in a point go it's like yeah see yeah I like know him I'm not just saying I know him because I passed him a few times I know him Bobby got a relationship back together but I do know him

you heard my first joke about him the texts it was great I'm sitting in 67 unanswered texts I'm too and including I'm too and including Super stoked to the roast man Thanks for thinking of me It means a lot

It had to be my favorite joke Because I know you wrote that Like then You know what I like about your fucking bit It was in the moment things That you could have only came up with It was uh I could just picture you texting

I mean he gives you nothing The day of his roast About the fucking road No no it wasn't a day of I texted that The day I heard I got the roast And they said Kev was like super

into the idea of you doing it so like we want you to do it and I was like awesome I texted him that night nothing whatever that was that month and a half two months he never wrote back yeah interesting so see that's the problem you're good at knock

I would have been like I would have brought my phone up and be like look at this you piece of shit and I would have yelled at him but you just let it go if I let a lot of people get to 60 some odd text or like a friend like that but I mean like I definitely am bad at answering text so I don't I don't begrudge it too much I just feel like everywhere I go, somebody's like,

oh, Jay didn't text me back. Oh, my God. It's the first time I've heard. He's been back a week. He hasn't talked to me once. Well, I know if we got on the phone, we'd start talking about it. So, like, yeah, so we did a,

we did Story Wars Tuesday. You know why people are looking at that moment, though? Because when you show up in L.A., especially at the store, you're fucking huge. Like, you're, oh, my God, that's Big J. And then to see Little Kev roll in that way, week to see these two people you know i always used to love that like when i saw that at the cellar or when i lived in l.a for a minute and i saw two big comics like i admired like like i'm saying

like a colin and signfeld first time you see that you're like whoa look at when i saw louis and zach aliphonacus just hanging out it's gonna be huge for you it was just like well it was just weird i was like wow look at the they're talking they're hanging out yeah a couple of tv guys making movies and you know the zach alphanacus in the story of course Of course I am. And then they told me, oh, so Tuesday also, get my spray tan, get my hair done, get my nails did. Then, or no, that was Wednesday. And then.

You got Oscar ready? Yeah, because then Thursday, spray tan's hilarious. I will do it again. I will 100% do it again. And then what will happen is it could happen the next time. It could happen 10 times from now. One time I'm going to be straightforward. and orange, and I'm going to go, never again.

This could happen, it can go bad? Because I'm sure it could. When you do a spray tan, because I've never done one, do you go into, like, a machine? No, this lady came over to the Airbnb. Oh, you had, like, you had a... A Russian lady came over, and she's the one that does Kim Kardashian, apparently. And she tells you that a lot. And also...

You think she's using your name now? You know, Kim and Big J. Elkins? There were some goodies in that one she gave me. The only two I remember, though, is she was like, this is same tone that Kim Kardashian. use and she love and I'm like, it's great, it's going great. And then she goes, you know how I do earlier today? A.J. McLean. The bad boy from Backstreet

Boys? I'm like, okay. All right. That's what she was using, yeah. So they, it's like a paint gun. Yeah. Yeah. So they use a paint gun in your role? It's cold. So no, she came to the Airbnb and she set up, it took a little tent. Nice lad, gee. What the guy's in right there? She said to that. Jacob,

that's not Jay. That's That's a shredded guy. No, I didn't film myself. There are booths that you go into and it like sprays from the... Yeah, that's a different thing. Do you have to get down to your G-string? I got down to my underwear and hiked the legs up of the underwear. And I will tell you, if I go again,

better to just eat the shit and go put a little something over your dick and stand there and just be embarrassed for a little bit because the tan line was... Whatever the tans worth, if anyone's going to see you naked, If I presented that to a new woman, I couldn't, that would be, she'd be like, guy, why is your ass so flat and white? Just highlighted junk.

Yeah, the rest of you, why is everything so pasty? Why is your fupa pasty as shit? But everything else is golden tan. I'll never do that again. That part I wouldn't do again. I'd stand there. I'd have to just have them put the whatever over. Please God, I hope it stays on.

I try to get half hard and hope that this fucking stock stays on. Well, she makes it like a little tent. that so that's what I was in. Yeah, yeah, that's it. So it doesn't fuck up the place, the Airbnb. That's pretty wild. Is that expensive? No, 120-something bucks.

Oh, that's not bad. It's come to your plate, that's great. Apparently to get it done, even like a good, if it's a good one, even, it's like 50, 60 bucks. Does she give you a hand job when she's done? She did not. Damn. No, these were all recommendation people, so I didn't even pull my wiener out to try.

But she'll be, like if a guy, like you wanted to just, You're saying you would get naked and she'll just, I mean, put something over your dick. Yeah. She's a professional, Jacob. She's professional. Yeah, it's not a penis is a penis. By the way, I promise you. No, I didn't mean it like...

She wasn't stoked on my bod. It's more about my embarrassment, quite honestly. Would you like to marry me, Mr. Ockelson, to keep me in country? Yeah. Did she get under your fooper? Yes. She did, so you had to pick up your fooper? He doesn't pick it up.

It's down enough now that I can suck in the fupa. being flat enough to do. That'd be the worst if you go, hang on one second. Let me hold this for you. By the way, there's a girl on the new baddie show. She goes, I love being fat. I don't ever want to lose it. I like being fat.

She goes, motherfucker's love it. She goes, she would pick it up and eat it. She'll talk about her gut. I know, I'm going to throw up. I'm going to lift it up and eat it. Oh, God. What if there was a sandwich under there, though? What is that she kept her snacks?

Whether there is or isn't a sandwich in there? It's going to smell like there is. Ooh, clock it, bitch. Throwing shade. I'm Big J, not the little one Always the big, never little Face card slays, never the clients You got all dolled up on Tuesday

Wednesday. Wednesday you got all dolled up for Sunday. Yeah, well, not for just Sunday because here's where Bobby comes into the story, you know this. It may have been a blip on your radar, but it was humongous. It was humongous what you did for me this day. You changed the day, probably for the ultimate positive, for what I should do. because I was on the roast.

I was one of the people that got invited to the very exclusive Ted Sarando's Netflix brunch. Yeah. And when I first got the offer, I was like, they go,

could we RSV-S to this? And I went, no, just say no, no, no, you have to go to this. This is like the thing. Yeah. I was like, oh, all right, I'll go.

And I just don't want to go. It's not that I think I'm better than it or anything. It's almost the opposite of that. I think I'm not good enough for it. Like, what am I going to be here? It's weird, like. It's uncomfortable.

I feel like I've slid it on a technicality that I got added to this roast for a very specific reason that I'm friends with Kev. You know what I mean? Or I had that history with Kev. That I'm like, I've got to be honest with you. I thought there's a lot of people that were there that I saw that I thought were also there on technicalities who were pretty comfortable. Yeah, and you're friends with most of them. I was happy to see some friends there that were. I had my show.

Why am my technicality, Jay? There were some friendly faces there that made sense. Thank God that I was happy to see Sam and Mark. which was nice. But either way, when I went to this thing, I was like, all right, I'll go. And I throw on my cashmere hoodie. It was cashmere.

And then, uh. Quince? I went, I took, no, it wasn't quince. Oh, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Cashmere. I, uh,

fantastic. So I went to this, I took my Uber to the, wherever this palatial estate. Can I just say something about Uber, how great Uber is? Not only that you can go to any city now and go wherever you want and none, you know, that you, these type of events, if you had to drive your rent a car, you know what I mean? Oh, God.

My fucking Kia? Yeah, dude. You're pulling up behind, you know, whoever. I remember Jeff Ross would always rent a convertible, holy shit car when he was in L.A., and I would have been some Toyota Corolla with a dent in it because that's all I can afford. But the fact that you can just pull up in an Uber, a black Uber. What's what I got? You can pull up.

I'm pulling up in the same black hair. SUV that anybody else would be yeah it's great god bless you over for these events um for sure so i get dropped off my uber i'm outside this like palatial estate i was like i'm a smoking before i go in and while i'm just in there smoking i'm like see cars pulling up in succession i think almost back to back adam sandler edie murphy david letterman holy shit and i was like yeah i go i don't like i'm not going to go in here i don't know what to say if i even meet these people or or i'm probably not going to meet them and just be like, you know, a guy wandering around, like, because it's going to be all this.

And I was going to leave. And I called an Uber up. I called an Uber coming. It was like, 11 minutes away. And I called Bobby. And I'm like, Bobby, tell me to go or leave this thing. And I just told him everything I saw. And he was like, no, dude, you got to go in.

He was like, so he gave me a pep talk to go in. That was huge. I would have gone. I was leaving. Yeah. I was going to just take a picture of myself in Kashmir and send this to my team and was like, it was great. Party was great.

Look, I put on cashmere for it. I didn't take pictures of the party. It's not cool to do, which I didn't do anyway. And I thought it was kind of tacky when a lot of people were doing it. We know. Some people were overgoing. I mean, we know. I couldn't find out.

I'm looking for everywhere for a picture of you. I thought it's even in the picture of all the people at the party, it took me an hour and 32 minutes to find you. If it wasn't for that pink balloon. Deep, far, right. Deep, far right. I'll tell you what. Got a couple in me at that point. Killing up in that corner.

for Bigley and Stitches. The, what's the guy? Page from 30 Rock, bowing over. Because now I'm working what's going on down here from the way back. That's what you got to do. You got to find one. Yeah. There you are.

Wait a minute. That's not him. It's right here. Wait a minute. Where is he? He's up here. I'm up there. Yeah, let me see Jay.

Hang on. That's funny. Well, that's all you're to do with those parties. I've never went to one of those things in my life. felt comfortable. I've always, but I figured out, find a spot, let some one person come to you, and then you two have the most interesting conversation in the world. And then those other people that are feeling, everybody's feeling that way will come over and they'll just, all of a sudden, you'll have a little thing of, this is where we are. And you let these people come to you.

I just remembered why it never was a correlation to me until this moment. You're going to wish you told me not to going to that party. What did you do? What did you do? So I walked in right away. First person I see that I know. No. It's jelly roll. Okay. And I was like, oh good, at least like a friendly face. You know what I mean? And I'm doing a show. Or a similar face.

A similar face. I would say similar. They'll think I'm jelly roll. I'm cashmere jelly roll. He's just jelly or jelly roll. So I see him, like, I know he's so friendly and stuff. And I was like, I just went up to him. I was like, hey, and I was like, oh, I'm doing this show that Friday at the Greek.

So I'm like, oh, I'll be like, I had something to talk about. Hey, I'm going to be. And he was like, right away, Big J baby. He goes, do you know, he was, good to see you, man. He goes, do you know Ted? He's talking about Ted, Saranis, the owner of Netflix. And I go, no, no, not at all. And then he goes, man, come over.

He goes, Ted, this Big Jay, one of the funniest motherfucker. Gives him, like, this whole great, like, intro and everything. And I was like, damn, dude, that was super sweet. That was super sweet of him. But now we're in an awful. What did Ted say? Wait, what did Ted say? I don't remember because I wanted to get out of that so fast.

The owner. Here's where you're going to get upset with me, Bobby. Oh, you fucking. It's not about the Ted Sarando's part. It's about where I went to distract me away from it. While I'm sitting there kind of with Ted Sarandos and, like, hey, I'm excited. excited for the roast and blah-uh. I'm not here.

He goes, hey, Jay. I look over, Dane Cook. And I, and I'm telling you, I don't know. He was like talking to me and we were being friendly and having a little five-minute chat at all.

That's fine. I don't think you have a problem with that at all. I wasn't fucking adults. No, I talk to Dan. I'm fine with that. Dane's a, you've known Dane for years. It was fun. So minimally, I feel like so.

It was kind of nice. He said even called me out and knew me and stuff like that. And then I start panicking. What'd you do, Jay? And he goes, he's like, hey, he goes, so I'll shoot you my number. And like, you know, when I come to New York, well, I have to count. I go, I'll do the pods or something. And I go, not the pods.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Keep in mind, this is schmooze energy, Bobby. And I'm panicking at a party I don't belong at. that you told me to go into. Wow. You're blaming me?

Half. You're half? At least half, maybe 60%. 60%? I had an Uber coming. You nervous, Nelly. What did you do? I don't know what to do is or now.

I'm making this part. And he goes, he goes, I'll come do the pods or something. When I met with, you know, he's done the SDR years ago and stuff. So I was like, and I went, no, not the pods. He said, you got to come on bonfire. We got to get you and Bobby and anything like that. And he goes,

What did you say? you're fucking negotiating my life? Yeah. And then, no, hang on. He did a good move to let me know. I think he has no interest in this either, Bobby. Don't worry.

Now I'm gonna get hurt? I go, I go, you got, we gotta get to Bobby. He goes, oh, yeah, he goes, man, he's, yeah, I haven't seen Bobby in a couple years now. And I'm like, don't say it. Like, you're just,

and I didn't say this, but in my mind, I was like, you're saying like your acquaintances and fucking lost, but you guys started comedy together. You were a troupe. A couple years.

But I mean, I couldn't have more like the hand, Dude, no, you and Bobby are getting in that room and we're going to get you guys blah, blah, blah. I'm like, what am I doing as I'm doing it? Before any drinks, no drinks at that point. Panic. You fucking hot alcohol.

It was pure panic. Well, it's good for you. If I would have had my drinks, I probably would have facetined him. I would have facetown you and he goes, dude, I'm here with Dane. He says you guys got to cut this shit out and be cool again. A couple of years, it's been Max's life. It's been Max's entire life. His entire life.

It's a mex's entire life. Think of how little Mike Calta had to do to become your best friend. I mean, literally, it's been, it's been ten years. Mike Calta just had to treat you with a modicum of respect. It's been 11 years since we've talked. That's crazy. Yeah, you said it was a couple. No, that's not a couple.

He was happy to move on. That's 11. I gave him two more clap points like this, and then I was out. Owtsky. I have, I have enough. You're going to be killing that room up there. Look at you. That's where you belong.

You fucking yabbering asshole. Will Sassau? Will Sassau? I had. Sophie Buttle is over there. Magic Johnson off to the right. Is that Magic Johnson? Isn't it? No, that's not.

Magic Johnson. That's a black guy with AIDS? No, it's not. I'm sorry, HIV. It does seem like you're in a weird corner. You just really went to the back. Do you have friends? I was, I walked over there.

Nobody was over there when I went up there. I buried myself in a back corner and whatever happened happened around me. I think you got a cardboard cutout of yourself implanted it in the back of the party. You know what's funny is he looks like a cardboard cutout. It looks like... It looks like they put a headshot.

I guarantee you didn't even go to the party. You had a cardboard cutout put in every event and you were on your tummy in a hotel room watching fucking baddies. Man, I didn't even bat around the possible idea of sending a cardboard cut out my place to any of these things. And now I'm just pissed. I didn't think to do that.

Flat J. Flat J. Flat J. Can we get a flat J? Can we get a flat J for the studio? I'll tell you why I was thank you Bobby so much for telling me to go into that party is what it was. Because what I did happen there, even like Barbiggly.

Me and Burbiggly, I don't talk to Burbiggly, I never see Berbigley at all. And we had to talk about, like, you know, we fucking auditioned, like, me him and Dimitri Martin. Like, we all auditioned same night for Starla, the first auditioned at the comic strip 27 years, 28 years ago. Right. So I'm like, it's pretty fucking cool. You know what I mean? And just have that moment again.

Everybody there. walk again. Everybody there feels the same way you feel, except for jelly roll, you know, Seinfeld. There's like 10 people that walk in like this, this is beneath me. Everybody else is like, I shouldn't be here. Everybody. Because no, and as soon as you, as soon as they see you, even if you see Babilia, I guarantee you if you see him at the cellar, he'll ignore you now. Maybe he doesn't need you. Possible. But, uh, yeah. But that was kind of nice in that regard. Jay, I mean, that was, that freaked me out because just watching the roast and watching you interact with Cheryl Underwood, because that was the bonfire and the foxhole meeting on stage that really messed with me. I mean, I loved it.

She was great. She's a sweetheart, too. What a nice. I've never met her before, Cheryl. So she was, okay, before the roast, I talked with her for a few. Yeah. And, yeah, she was great. Her TNZ interview afterwards, where she kind of just defended the roast and was talking about, like, her husband.

And she's like, this was 30 years ago that they're joking about. And she was just so awesome about it. It's something that happened 30 years ago. So it's like she's processed this already. But she was a great sport. She's, I forget one of the ones when I was going on the rant,

she's black as this and black as that. Interstellar phenomenon was my favorite. But one or two of them, she stood up and she was like, I like that one. She was great. She played the role, like everything was great. like she did a i was impressed with so many people i mean tony i was impressed it's like his just like he's not he's not phased by the moment Shane who is phased by the moment like in the thing

and like watching him like adjust to that like the like the crowd right out of the gates it's a everyone you could see is just celebrity crowd who are half giving a shit yeah out of the gates do you know i mean just kind of like in their own little universes and him breaking them uh through the show and then getting like the bowl itself like to be so it was great he was so impressive Shane in that he's he's a he's a he's a meme fucking member of the people he's the people's the people's comic i haven't seen naeem do comedy in 20 some years naeem lynn fucking great me and him were the only two that wrote our own things are a roast so like uh he did fucking great he killed um he was great he was i forgot about it he was great yeah naeem did great um he was he was vicious man he's don't

to text on me, but everything's, the Chelsea's in, what's funny is after Naimeen was sitting next to me. So I was kind of like, drawn to like, and also in my mind, I was like, he's probably like the person who feels the most out of place here as me. Yeah. As like, this is my shot kind of on this. So when he went up earlier in the thing, I watched him kind of intently to be like, he was like, oh, he did great. He did really good. Yeah. And he came down like, I would say like Cheryl Underwood's a blur. Or not like Sherald Underwood, Chelsea Handler, a blur. Like, I have no idea what she said. She said anything about me. I was just like. Was she, was she, now, you're What I'm interested in is while you're sitting there.

And, like, she's sitting right next to Shane. It was obvious that she had a disdain for Shane. For Shane. And Tony. You know what I mean? She had, like, I don't know. Like, watching it was kind of, you know, when they would pander her. Yeah, I have no perspective on the actual, like, video of the thing at all.

I never watched it. Was anybody, was any crazy shit being set on the couch? It was everybody just being cordial and. I think it felt like a. In that moment, up there, and I don't know if they always feel like this, like it felt like when all the American comics kind of like went to, like when you go overseas with a bunch of comics, people you're not really friends with it.

People don't even think of that funny. Right. But when they're up, like, if they do good, you're like, kind of like, now we're all, it's like, all, the American comics, we all came here together, and we're all, we're a team. So even though it was all making fun of each other, I felt like, in my mind, I was kind of like, I feel like everyone was kind of back like, you did great.

I wasn't like, oh, they did great, that sucks. Everyone's like, they did great. Okay, good. So there's crowds again. Like, like, you know what I mean? If they're getting into it a little bit or like someone so did good or this didn't work.

It was so, I felt like a more of a team. I thought Shane did great. He did fucking so great. I thought he went up and the thing that I love is that. You did it and he did it. Tony, like when they went up, Cheryl did it, just go up and be yourself who you are. You know what I mean?

He was just Shane. He didn't let any of that shit effect. He was awesome. He did so good. Who else was, I didn't like that he said that to you before you was bringing up to him. I hope he does good. That was, I was like, why?

That would fuck me up. I get a hard time when... Maybe it would have. I didn't hear him. Jacob calls me up and goes, hey, Jay's not here this week. We got to make it all right. We've got to make the shit. What? Stop. Fucking shut up.

I couldn't imagine on a roast. When Tom Brady mentioned your name, did that do anything for you? Yeah, I purposely stone-faced it. And then when he said something, though, acknowledging the Philly Special Play. And then I went, clap for that. Big Jay Oakerson? Yeah. And then people were like, did you meet him in the Bills?

back and I went no and they go did you want to I go I would have actively tried not to why um Tom Brady the greatest quarterback of all time on the red carpet before the red carpet they go do you want to do an interview for uh michael irvin's doing interviews for his podcast over here and he'd like to have you on i went no i'm all right and they go they go no you know i go no i'll do like whatever entertainment tonight or whatever you want to go i don't want to do and they're like well i go i mean i'll do it i go but all i'm talking about is that I was standing there while he got his career ended at the veteran stadium when they broke his leg and then when they were carted him off the field

and he gave a thumbs up, we all booed. And I'm gonna go and I have the same energy towards you today. I don't know why. It's not right. So I said, no, I shouldn't do it because I don't want to be mean to a guy who's going to be like, hey man, you haven't fun to Rose. I go, fuck away from me, you cowboy. Fucking Dallas cowboy.

Tony Romo, dude, Stoneface. Beat it, Romo. You fucking. Doof. What an asshole you are, man. No, dude, I'm loyal. Loyal to who? They don't even know you.

I know. They have no, give a fuck. How loyal I am. No, they're starting to give a fuck. Some of them give a fuck. A little. Who? Well, I'll tell you, who hasn't...

I'll tell you, Cooper DeGine hasn't reached out to say, great job on the roast yet. Nobody cares, dude. I know. Take care of yourself, you're piece of shit. The Sixers, you think maybe could have not lost by 40 to get knocked out of the playoffs

while the roast was getting ready to start. I was getting dressed. I was like, this is crazy. This isn't even like, all right, I guess they're letting me know. Like, don't worry about it. Just go do the roast. This is over. Don't worry.

Everybody from Philly is a loser. That's, yeah. You got to start doing mental gymnastics because I was like, I bet the Sixers are going to win this one today to get me one more game to watch when I go home, when I'm out of here. Instead of having to watch these layers. Look, the whole series I've had to watch like,

I'm getting ready to run the, what you can call it, Story Wars. I've been watching it like all sparse and they're getting knocked out of the play. And that fourth game was just right while we're setting up to go. A nice afternoon game to see it go down hard. It was nice. So let me ask you a question.

Let me just, so you're getting ready for the roast, you're ready to go, you're getting dressed. The car picks you up. They drop you off. You go in. How fucking nervous were you when you went in the back? Were you, like, for me, I'd be like trying to suppress my nerves. I was terrified the whole time. My manager was kind of, my manager was kind of, my manager was, like, I was, you know,

was kind of around me the whole time. He kept doing, like, you want to leave you alone? I'm like, you don't have to leave you. I'm, like, barely paying attention. You know what I mean? It's like, it's not on you. It's like, you wouldn't be here. I'm like, I'm in my head, man.

I'm like, freaking out for sure a little bit. Did you rehearse the stuff? Yeah. You just, you know it. You know what you're going to read. I did a handful of them in Providence, the weekend before, a handful. And I was just like, I don't like the way this goes. I was going to add that to my roast, but it was funny.

I'm good. I'm glad I'm not belabored, I guess. it made me laugh. I tried the Cheryl Underwood jokes in front of my audience, but I don't know if my audience, a lot of them are just familiar with who Cheryl Underwood is.

And I go, and it just didn't make the jokes hit well because however black of a woman you were picturing when I said this thing explained her to you, she just still wasn't black enough. Whatever you pictured from the description I gave you,

you're just not picturing a black enough woman. But I ended up not going with that. You ran through a couple lines on skanks, you said. After skanks, one night. And then you come. I don't know when you, when I was typing it up, you kind of had to walk through it out loud once at least. Yeah, I didn't.

Yeah. I was like, and then I'd sent in the script. Because the nuances, this is why I think I like your, you know, very much like Patrice was, it's like your super power hero.

It's like the Hulk. You have to get nervous. You have to have pressure to build it up to where because the nuances, those jokes are great, but the nuances with your eyebrows and the timing is when you become your thing. Must be up there.

I got to do it. Yeah, it's like when you're up there. Like, I get nervous every time I do a show. But there's something that happens when you get up on stage that just takes over. Because the nuances that you gave, the timing of your jokes, it was like, it's almost like you rehearsed it for weeks,

but you didn't. No, it was all the telepromp. but I really used them just for God. I kind of wanted to know, like, the direction. If it makes sense, I was like, I looked at it more for like Jeff Ross, right. Jeff's here, you know, whatever. Just kind of like that, it's like, I say, Jeff, Tony. You know, Tony's thing.

You didn't look like you're reading it. No, no, no, but I'm just saying, no, I wasn't reading. I'm saying I'd be doing the joke and then I would just kind of look over to see more. It's like thing, first sentence or first, like, line of the thing, and then I'd go, because to me exactly, I just want to say it. I don't want to read it. Yeah. And I worried that I would look like I was reading it if I did that.

but uh jalo liked one of your jokes do you see when they panted jalo she thought it was funny but she's trying to be polite when you know yeah no i didn't see this this is jlo all right hang on i got go how crazy is that jalo thinks you're funny jay well she didn't the day that i said my funny line to her on set and she went

huh and then i ran away it's uh the sounds off christie yeah in fact it was so brave that every time she'd come on set in her stripper outfit i would get in trouble for starting slow class She still thinks she's going. Don't worry. Nothing about me thought that Jay-Lowe. If introduced my comedy, would find me to be great.

She's the same attitude towards you. I'm sorry. I misread that. I bet there's a strong chance he thinks that was just a joke I made that I'm not the guy who was the stripper in the strip-up D-Haw. I thought it was funny, but I was trying not to laugh at her front, Lizzo. Maybe. It was great. Lizzo was great, and she laughed at it hard, right?

When I said it, I think they showed Lizzo did laugh. I don't think. I don't know if they showed it. I think they did. I was thought she did laugh. They went to J-Lo, not Lizzo. Oh, well, someone said they would go to Lizzo and she laughed, so. She lost at a different part than bravely.

She said, no. I thought Lizzo did great, too, by the way. I mean, her coming up playing flute with a bunch of little people dancing around. I was like, what the fuck is happening? I thought that part sucked, but I thought her jokes or her, the way she did it was pretty funny. I thought she caught giggles and couldn't really come out of it. I thought she was going to bomb. I thought she was definitely what she did.

You're right. She didn't show her laughing me at all. She probably hated it. Did you meet like mingle with the rock backstage? Not for a second. What do you talk about? He was at a party with everybody. He didn't talk to anybody except from Mike Babiglia.

Dmitri Martin. You're forced to. Dmitri Martin, funny news. Not dead. Yeah, not dead. And if you ever want to see a one-man show, Joe, Jay can hook you up. Jay hooked up with the one-man show comics.

Do you guys want to watch a comedy special that's about 70% not comedy? Jay's got the hookup. Buddy, I got my finger on the pulse of, is this comedy comedy? Finger on the pulse. We all watched them. Every time they cut to Seth Green, he looked perplexed at the jokes. I didn't know. Yeah, it was funny.

He was sitting next to John Sam. It was not just you. Another moment I built up in my head that didn't go great at all, I would say. It didn't go bad, but it was just uneventful again. This is me telling the guy, Max Weinberg's son at Slipknot, that I saw him meet Slipknot when he was 12 years old. I happened to just be in that hallway, and he was kind of like, cool, I guess. You've got to stop with these old-time stories, man. You've got to stop going one time, I mean, at band camp.

I'm on stage. I'm on stage. He's in the audience. I'm roasting and he's a long-time celebrity at the Kevin Hart roast. I end up on this thing. Why even Seth Green's at the Kevin Hart roast doesn't really make much sense, quite honestly, I don't think. And then she's like a celebrity thing. And then we go to the after party and Seth Green is at the after party.

And I go, here I go. And I gave him the dude. He goes, me and you went to the same school. That weird kindergarten through 12th grade school in West Philadelphia and blah, blah, blah. You know, Lamberton school. And I mean, at best in the conversation, it was like a, Oh, yeah. I go, what?

It's the weirdest place. We didn't go to like, it wasn't like Central High or like, you know, whatever something high school of a name. It was this shitty, that gated place. The fact that both of us are at that roast, both doing something. I want you to do me a favorite. You got all the stories that you stored away.

Throw them out? Oh, I throw them all the fuck out, dude, because they're not going to work. Come up with new contemporary stories. I don't know. Really? Yeah, dude. Whatever somebody says to me,

man, when I was in high school, I ended up just watching one night your half hour special came on Comedy Central. I give him like a, what, dude? No way. It's like fucking 20 years ago almost. That's nuts. You know how Ralph, like, every time

he meets celebrity, talks about how they met before? That's it, dude. Fuck off. That's that how I met before. You're talking about two extremely interesting things. Well, the Weinberg thing probably would have gone over better

if you didn't fucking hawk around I'm waiting for him to be done with a conversation. Yeah, the guy with the red hand. This bitch is gage. There's a guy with his pink and fingernails and red dye in his hair waiting for you in a hallway. That wasn't the case.

That wasn't how it happened. I didn't wear nail polish at that time. Let me ask you question. So the row, you do the thing. First of all, the line about the substance was probably one of the jokes of the night. Oh, thank you. I mean, what?

I can't believe. I mean, you came up with that joke. As soon as you told me, I'm like, holy shit. I thought that was fucking brilliant. So we're weak with the substance. Yeah, dude, it was fucking great. So you do the roast. It goes way long.

You did your time, by the way, too, which is fucking. Maybe a little less than a minute over, I think, maybe. Everybody else was going too long. I think of people, I didn't overcheck, but I mean, I thought everyone was kind of like moving. Yeah, it was a little too long. The roast was a little too long. The roast in general was definitely too long, 100%. The fact that the only.

fact that bumped me was Jeff Ross at the end when Kevin was Jeff Ross He went to go pee, but it was on camera. Yeah. So we're sitting there watching it live and then you just see this fat dude in a red suit

get up and leave the dais. And then Kevin goes... You can just survive dick and ass cancer though, right? He survived. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, but probably the survival probably requires some kind of surgery that makes him have like fucking baby bladder or something. But it's like you wait

for the end of the roast and then Kevin goes, Jeff Ross, and he goes, he's not here. He's not here. You mean fucking rose that you're supposed to be on? With the one guy that's going to do it. And then he had to like pivot. Kevin had to pivot. And he went to Tony Hinchcliffe. And then he comes back in the middle of...

And sits in the back? He sits in the back chair. He sits in the back chair to be more obvious and fucking... Like, what are you doing? And then he's like, I guess if you're going to wear the bright Reddy Murphy outfit, you got to commit to staying the whole time. Yeah. But I think I read some things that he said he apologized to Yeah. Now the Rock. Yeah, I didn't see him at all. Chelsea Handler. Did you talk to her?

No, not really. Not at all. Very briefly at that party. What she said? Just high and bummed a cigarette, I think, really. Oh, that's it? She didn't say great job? No, I didn't see her afterwards at all. Oh, nothing. So on the dais at the end, nobody goes up, nobody goes up to everybody and give you, hey, what's up? Great job. Everybody just leaves. Yeah. Took a picture real quick and everyone went fucking 50 directions. And I was like, see everyone at the after party.

Then most of these people weren't at the after party. Nobody on the dais, they just all separated. As Lewis. Boy, the way. Losing his mind for the Rock. Yeah, I would have too. It's fucking great. I love it, though, because Lewis loses his mind

and then Jay gives him nothing as he walks by him. Yeah, maybe. At this point I'm in there for three hours. This is also, but I will say this, too, Rock what I said more than anything man What a fucking pro Geez that guy just had a talking in an arena Doesn't matter if he's reading

Reading or not He can read it and act like he's not reading it And fucking that guy is charismatic That you cannot fucking sell But I made an observation He's the Illuminati so I'll fuck with him I made an observation about him You are now

He's only good on a microphone He's not good on the little mic He's not good on the little mic. Any time Sucking Dicks? No No no no When he's holding the mic he's the rock.

When he has to go to the podium mic, he just becomes Dwayne Johnson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Dwayne Jax. Yeah. Like when he had that microphone, it's like, holy shit.

It's like he, it's like muscle memory for him. But then when he went to the microphone on the podium, he was like, ah, right. Pick up the mic. I don't think I'm giving him nothing. I think I'm smiling pleasantly at him.

You are smiling pleasantly, but you, your daughter and your ex-wife don't clap at anything. What are like clapping for another man? No, that. No, that's the same. Stop, stop. Go back to that.

You're right. He's absolutely right. Rock clap for me. He's giving them nothing. Watch this. Right there. Pause. Yeah, you crossed your legs like you were judging them.

Pleasant. Yeah, legs crossed, hands on knee. Yeah, fuck this guy. That's what I see. Fuck this guy. And Lewis is in the crowd jumping up and down. Yeah, we had different reactions. Look at Chelsea Hand.

It's like, oh, I want to fuck that. Yeah, she has. I'm sure. If she was good as she did. Jay, you look like you hate the rock in that little. Judging him. for sure. You made me laugh so much because I like went back to...

I was thinking to myself, he ain't that big in person. I don't even do something. Would he just lose a bunch of ways to be an MMA fighter? Yeah. For a movie. It's an age movie. You really are just crossing your legs, judging. Look at them like a purse lip smile.

Yeah, look at them. You didn't even show teeth. Yeah. You didn't even clap. Unimpressed. Why? Unimpressed with the rock. Look and it's from the whole thing.

It's not like he was clapping and he stopped clapping. Here you can see. Likes crossed. Hands folded. What's wrong with you? the rock man I'm busy this is after Jay killed it he's like nah I'm in bitch

I didn't think I killed it at the road the gross I didn't think I did well you didn't think you did no you have to hear how weird or is in the room it was weird what do you mean it's weird the laughs are like it's slow it's not even like I'm telling you why because the whole front is the celebrities were they laughing at you

no it's all the celebrities and no there was everyone was having this problem so the thing is like the laugh You hear it sort of. The laughs are delayed. They have to, because you're getting, the first laughs you're getting are from way far back

in the middle of the bottom and then all that. This row is giving you almost nothing. And that's where the sound you're hearing. That's why people were like, killed it, man. I was like, didn't feel like it went, like, great in the room. Like I heard that I was getting laughs

at all the punch lines, but it's not like they were far away. And they were far away. Yeah, they were in New York. At some point, Shane called it out where he was like, fuck you guys, I'm doing this for the,

levels up there. Yeah. I, no, watching it you, you were killing. I mean, you could hear the laughs.

They mic the audience perfectly because at home you fucking murdered. Yeah, home, yeah, that's great. Me and Dawn

and Max were fucking, it's funny to see my wife, she doesn't laugh that much. She only laughs. She was, we were just cracking up

at Jay's shit and I was like, we were kind of, it was like watching a team win. It was just like, he did it. When you, we were fucking,

did it. Oh, I know that. Whatever my friends are doing something like big and you're kind of like, yeah, I do, come on. Yeah, I was so nervous. There's another part of you though. And admittedly, I'm sure that you do have this. There's some tinge, it's like an intrusive thought almost when your friend's doing

something big. You want it to go good and you're watching them and to be like, yeah, dude, you did it. And some parties also go on like, if it completely crumbles, though, we'll be interesting to talk about how terrible this goes. And it's like, and also it's like, yeah, man, we're just a couple of guys that should be hanging out together. What do we do with these fucking roasts for? I would say it's a little pie.

I say it was 50% I wanted you to bomb so I could be like, fuck it, dude, you bombed your dick off in front of the rock. Get out of your head out of the clouds. We're sitting here Monday through Tuesday. You would have came up with a lot of topics today. Hey guys, you see the guys lit himself on fire?

Toughing to jump in on, but I would like to see what it is it was sick. Then the backlash stuff started coming, which I didn't get much. A lot of people, as soon as this was done, everybody, including Lewis, had to get on and do one of those close up.

Everybody, hey guys, I know the roast. Any of the people were hating the roast or they were defending the people who liked the roast. There's a lot of people injecting themselves. Well, the people who loved the roast didn't say shit about the roast.

There was the people like Lewis or whoever was like, guys, it's folk and comedy, relax. If you don't like, giving the art of comedy speech. which I hate. I hate it. I walked in, I was at hilarities this weekend

and I walked into the two comics talking about the art of comedy and I go, shut the fuck up. The only pussy, I only want you to talk about pussy and fucking food that I can eat tomorrow. I'll accept pussy and food. I know we gotta go kind of soon,

but I would like to hear this if it's true. I said some of the backlash started coming. I said, I wrote things like I assumed, people some people won't like it some people will like it none of it's a roast but none of it's getting written in like a bad intent

the only thing I'd ever get called I guess on like racism for on they'll say something about it is the Cheryl Underwood jokes who was like has no problem with any of it all and was like super sweet Black Lives Matter did get involved they did make a video

nah yeah did they really oh George Floyd stuff yeah no they made yeah they were talking about the racial jokes from white people and the white writers who wrote these jokes. Oh, I was going to think Pete, Pete Davidson pressed a shit out of me. Oh, he's great, too. I didn't expect Pete to do so good.

I don't know why, because I don't know Pete's always awake. You just go, it's like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. But, like, he killed, he was really funny. He was great. Pete was great. And then he was the Charlie Kirk joke that everyone's upset about it. And then, listen, I think I'll be the one that just say it outright.

It's a roast, man. People are going to say things. Let me explain comedy to you guys. Look at the camera joke. Comedy is taking absurdity. Absurdity. And as they say, time plus tragedy. Time plus tragedy equals comedy.

And I think that's something we should all know that. We should think about that before we start pointing fingers at each other. Time plus, and nothing's off limits. Comedy, nothing's off limits. What do you live, Jay? Rent free inside all your heads. No, I thought you lived in the absurdity. Oh, I lived.

in the absurdity. It's my favorite kind of comedy. Absurdity is my favorite style of comedy. It's my favorite style. Thank you, Fox. Thank you. Thank you once again. What is this here? This was the back and forth between

when Michael made the joke about the writers. Oh, yeah, Jane, right? Which essentially, I said before. It's sort of the same joke that, like, Shane said about the writers. Or someone said, I think it was Shane. It said, but there's the same, like, idea behind it. but that's the nature of the roast anyway but he said the thing and then and then Lev like he

didn't let her like jumped on and was like you kind of thing back and forth like I think chay was just being funny he was 100% being funny he said that he was hypoena it was in funny right tone he wrote oh this is going to be great the black community and the tant went out the see the writers and then it just shows a bunch of smelly white guys day in st. St. Germain and Mike Lawrence wearing suit jackets and comic book t-shirts that room smelled like hot dogs it definitely made me laugh when I saw it

hot dogs and hemorrh cream people got so mad I'm like I think he's being funny but there are people getting that kind of mad but this is great now because he took the post down love took his post down and now it just says I'm sorry I said those white writers were white they're not please respect my family's privacy Che is the funniest man

That's funny is so funny Lev taking it serious is fucking wild And everybody's trying to get involved in a thing It's like guys this is all in a week No one's talking about this at all They're already probably close to the stop To not talking about it anymore Yeah it's almost done

So it's like it all kind of comes and goes So fucking quick but I said the The comedians Injecting like this thing of like For comedians to go like Roses you don't into them or you don't like them Or you think they go too far So that's one thing

But like They always starts the same I'm not policing comedy I'm not the person to do that but if I if you wouldn't mind putting your hands behind your back and getting your fucking face against the wall what is this what is this

what is this yeah what is this it's my penis sir that's your penis I'm like who's mad about both Charlie Kirk and George Floyd joke together like where of those people I heard about this what is what is this tell us what this is what this is

what this is something I was told um D. L. Hulie was talking about the roast. You want me a play? Lewis told me, if you could, yeah, I know we got to go pretty soon. I could never imagine working on the same panel with a dude who I believe to be a Nazi, and I do. When a white dude says he wants freedom of speech

and all that kind of stuff, it's really just to say, but I knew when I saw the lineup for that roast, I knew what would be. I mean, just stop. I mean, can I just say something, though? It does go from you to Shane to a Nazi. It looks like the SS. You guys all do look like you're in the SS.

If you could put a leather jacket on all in a hat. Look at that. He looks like he gives special. Flagon Zundit, Flado! So what is what you're saying? Tony has no eyebrows. I never noticed that. Years ago, he was at a Nazi rally.

And now he's with the... It was on Jumanji. Why can't I say that? Jumanji? Oh, the N-word that was in Jumagi. Why can't I say that? He just said it. um

play it again they said it's implied it's implied because they show your picture so it's obviously talking about Tony he's talking about him doing the Trump rally but then he shows pictures of you and shame I saw this group

you saw this group in what he's fucking pontificating asshole be funny cunt face for five seconds stop bitching that is the one thing about it I'm watching black guys and fucking jango hats

fucking tell me how the world works now and let me know that I'm Nazi. It's fucking hilarious. A bunch of fucking stooges. Lewis commented. What is Lewis? Yeah, no, I know. Lose is it. L.A. The word Nazi means something. Exactly. It's probably

not Jewish people, yet again, fucking dumb, dumb deal, Huli. And if you're saying you didn't call me a Nazi and you're calling, Tony, doesn't matter. You're showing a picture of me and this thing. I saw this line up, and I thought to myself. I don't know anything is what you thought to yourself. Because I've known Kev since we started together is why I was on the roast.

Not to go give Nazi propaganda, you fucking. and jerk off. Yeah, get another hat in a cigar and shut the fuck up. If you want to tune in, I know we're leaving here soon. I'm going to go to Legion of Skanks tonight and I'll call him the F word for real. We're not allowed to here, but these gloves are all of the Legion of the Sky. They don't get a shit. I can say whatever.

I can say the N-word of it. I want. Tune in? Maybe I will. Who knows? If I can find a way that I believe in it, I will. But you won't, but Lewis definitely will. Lewis probably going to.

But I'll tell you this. I'll tell you for sure. I'm not a Nazi. That is a fact. No. But he is a bitch of a guy. fucking deal he really that's a fact doing something like that is so fucking funky

it's bullshit and uh even to even kind of go like that's shudy you to apologize because the thing is I said two days ago I've never thought deal he was funny but that means nothing that's subjective I don't get me it's not my thing yeah um you don't like learning I respect him as of yeah I don't like to about yeah I don't know if I find the teachings of Farrakhan that funny

but uh you know yeah yeah I don't want to listen any comic who has their head shot where they're doing this just putting their hand on their chin and temple to go it's like time to get to it. Well, this show also, the still on the show looks like it's a political show. It doesn't look like it's a... Oh, the world's going behind him. He's got to let you know what he feels about the earth.

He's only been famous for fucking 65 years. Jay always has said to me, I hate comics that go political. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you dump Dave off of the skag. Yeah. I did boot my own best friend. I'm sick of these fucking politics. But again, he's lumping me in with this fucking thing.

And it's like, without knowing anything. And the thing is going to be like, well, I don't know who you are. Maybe don't put up a video implying that I'm a fucking Nazi. Yeah. And how many times do you sit there and say white people are fucking stupid and dumb and racist? It's like, dude, shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up, dude. I'm not race.

I don't dislike you now, Dio, because you're black. It's because you're black and dumb. It's got to be both. I wish everybody. Just black doesn't bother me. Black and dumb? That's my one thing. I wish everybody laughed at the same time on that one.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. All right. He might come back on that. He might not come back on that. I'll get worse on Legion of Skank, so I'm sure I'll fire back at some point, but don't put a picture of me up

and call me Nazi and expect fucking just be like, these white boys, blah, da, da, da. Yeah, it's pretty fucked. And you know, when he's, I see these white boys up there. Fuck out of here, these white boys.

This kind of racist, Jay. Yeah. I see this black boy with him back there talking on the podcast all the time. Wabody, dabbley. Double fucking hypocritical cunts. Pretty fuck they just show pictures. Suck my dick, Diole.

Suck my dick. And I know you want. who because you're an F word. Easy. Jacob's about to start typing again. Don't worry, Jacob. I'm not going to say it because he said it. I didn't even say it.

He didn't. But I will eventually, because I know it bothers black people big time. Black Lou, if I lay out the F word on Legion of Scanks on D.L. Hui, that might raise an eyebrow, yeah? Oh, absolutely. What about the other one? Do I have your blessing, Black Lou? Good luck to you. Who's coming after me?

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This Nazi's on fire. This Nazis are. That's a good song. This Nazis. on fire. I'll say it again. Hey, D.O. Huli, don't tell anyone in my Jewish family that I'm a

Nazi, you fucking stooge. You fucking, open a fucking Wikipedia. You fucking fuckface. Yeah, that's what, yeah, that's why I said. I'm gonna keep calling him gay. I'm not everybody know how gay D.O. Julio's. Ooh, that makes black guys angry. You know that because they hate gay comedy.

Every time I say it, he's taste that salty dick in the back of his throat. I know he do. Oh, that's why he has to wear those big brim hats to keep dicks out of his mouth. I'm going to be in New York Comedy Club this Thursday Oh yes you are That's right

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