The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Sick Mind with Chris Stanley
Episode Date: August 18, 2026Bobby is on vacation and fantastic broadcaster Chris Stanley takes his place. Jay introduces him to a documentary that he currently is obsessed with. "The Sick Mind of EDP445" is a documentary by Mi...ke Clum about Bryant Moreland (EDP445) and his transition from a popular Philadelphia Eagles content creator to a controversial figure exposed in online sting operations. Jay loves pedophile hunters and The Eagles, so this is right up his alley. Catch Chris Stanley every day on Bennington on Faction Talk SXM103! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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And now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
It is Monday.
It is Faction Talk Series 6M103.
It's the Bonfire.
I'm Big J. Elkerson.
Here, dedicated to the show.
I have a take-no prisoner's attitude.
If I could do the show, I'm here, baby.
Bobby Kelly is not here because he was,
and in a lot of ways he's not wrong,
tricked into being off this week.
I felt terrible.
I always say yes to whatever vacation Bobby wants to take
because he makes plans.
He does things.
I don't.
Why not?
Why don't you?
I don't know.
Self hatred, maybe?
Learn to love yourself.
No.
If we can get there, then we'll get anywhere.
Love the beach.
You know what I mean?
So, yeah, I never do a vacation.
So when we take a bit of a day.
vacation week, I'm going to be home and probably still working most of my shows. Yeah, I still
got to do several podcasts in a week. So it doesn't really matter. So I was like, oh, well,
if we can get people, if everybody wants to come in, we'll come in, do the show. It's fun.
The show is fun. It's fun to do shows. I asked Bobby if he minded, and he said no right away,
and then realize that it will read as if Bobby has yet taken another vacation. Like, we just can't,
he can't stop vacation.
It sounds like I'm sabotaging.
I mean, I am not trying to sabotaging.
From the inside.
This was a planned week.
We have to take X amount of weeks off.
I don't think I ever have.
No, you do.
It's just usually to do other jobs.
Oh, right, right, right.
Yes, I can't tell.
Yeah, we got to take this week off to shoot this.
Right.
You got to work to take vacation.
That's what you got to do.
Yeah.
This week actually would have been a perfect vacation week.
Nah, fooey.
You're actually off the road and Lewis is also on vacation.
Not tonight, though.
I would have worked tonight still.
Yeah, you would have worked tonight still.
Yeah, it's better.
It's better for me.
You know what?
You know what I mean?
Bobby's having fun in the sun right now.
Just love the sun.
Join his family in the lake.
We have sitting in his chair
from the Beddington show right here on Faction Talk,
the great, the hilarious Chris Stanley.
Thank you so much.
Of course, you can catch Chris.
On Bennington right here on Faction Talk,
weekdays noon to two,
and High Society Radio on Gas Digital
on YouTube and if you follow at Bettington SXM on socials you can listen to the portcast
the portcast the portcast how many cryers so far on portcast oh a number and maybe we have
some more coming up I'd like to I'd like to go cry please I want to come cry on the show
release your emotions well it's funny I heard that Ron said something like I want to get Jay to
I don't think Jay ever cries I'm like oh we haven't spent enough time together I'm gonna
be your problematic cryer good good it's what we want I could be you
your problematic cry or where I just get choked.
I mean, I've cried publicly so many times.
I'm going to call security.
This man won't stop crying.
But we're going to keep it on tape, though.
Stay on mic.
Keep it on wax.
Close to the fucking mic when you're crying.
Keep that shit on wax, please.
Chris, it's great to have you here.
It's great to be here.
I'm so excited.
Why?
To talk about this documentary I watched today.
Didn't even know it was a thing.
Didn't even know it was coming out.
It was a YouTube documentary.
Well produced.
Reenactments.
The whole.
But it's on YouTube. It's a YouTube joint.
YouTube joint by a director named
Mike Clum. Am I right about that?
It's a great name. It's a horrific name.
Oh, that's bad. Yeah, it's bad. Terrible name.
He covers...
I'm gonna watch his other documentary tonight too about
going through somebody else's other sad and fucked up life.
Okay.
But he does a documentary on old topic on the show.
EDP 445, otherwise known as Eat That Pussy
4-4-5.
Is this the dude that the Eagles fan
that would go viral all the time?
I wish so much that that wasn't the case.
And this documentary does nothing to separate him more
from that.
Well, I remember vividly
after the Eagles' first Super Bowl win
checking in with this dude, eat that pussy.
I know him as EDP. I know him as he'd that pussy. He was at that one, I think.
He was there and I was like, because I was following him leading up to her for like, you know,
when like, you know, influencers getting popular on TikTok and blah, blah.
about it, not even TikTok then, but you know what I mean, Instagram.
And I was like, yeah, I'm glad he got the win.
I was like, I was happy for Ron Bennington, Big J. Okerson, and then eat that pussy.
He was so happy.
I was like, damn, he got it.
He got the win.
I was thinking of him when they won that super.
Of course, how do you not?
At the time, he was so fun to watch me.
He would throw shit.
He'd break stuff in his walls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was kind of like the proto Frank the tank.
He was eat the pussy.
How he got there was being a morbidly obese, slovenly pease.
slovenly piece of shit his whole life.
I don't know about piece of shit, but he was slovenly.
Bees of shit.
He became an Eagles fan for chick reasons.
Wait, really?
When he was young, he's from California.
What? I thought he was from Philly.
Me too.
When he was really young, he saw the helmets on TV and thought that the logo looked pissed off
and cool.
Okay.
So he goes, I'm just going to follow that team.
Okay, all right.
I guess he doesn't mention his parents for three seconds in this.
this thing at all. Okay. That's telling.
But this is a positive documentary, right?
No, no, Chris, it's not very positive.
They usually make documentary about happy things.
I know. He took such
part in it is what's so crazy.
He is the interview subject
the whole time. I think a part of him thought, like,
let me get the story out there
and let me show you things are going to be all right. All right. So
as I haven't thought about this dude
since right after the Eagles won
the first Super Bowl, he got the win, so I just
totally disengaged with him. Which is
fine. A lot of people did.
bad stuff happened.
So,
EDP 445,
he got the name,
ironic, eat that pussy,
because he might still be a virgin
or he said he had sex one time.
I kind of vaguely remember that,
that he never got laid.
So it was just a screen name,
but it's Eat That Pussy 445.
He said he was trying to figure out
some numbers to go with
Eat That Pussy for his screen name,
and he weighed himself that morning,
and he weighed 445 pounds.
Oh, no.
He's gotten heavier.
No.
Substantially.
554.
Yeah, 5-5.
I mean, he's a big motherfucker.
You think after the Eagles went, it would have...
Turned it around.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Then what happened to him?
Dick, Nick, should have fucking been a shining light.
Which might be a fun.
Can you just find a video of him getting caught?
So a big thing that people were so excited about was Alex Rosen years ago, who was one of the pedophile hunters I went on the pedophile hunt with in Houston.
Okay.
Alex Rose.
These were the rogue ones, right?
This was like after Chris Hanson.
Yeah, after Chris Hanson, it's all those guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's one of the first and biggest ones of those.
And there's so many now.
This is Skeeter Gene.
He's one of the guys.
Jane has all these guys.
No, this is, not this one.
Do the one when Alex Rosen finds him.
Because he got caught twice.
And he got caught by the other two guys.
No.
Judion and Skeeter Jean are two other,
two other pedophile hunters.
Of course.
Judi on, Skeeter,
and two other pedophile hunters
who were also
all three pedophile hunters
in the documentary
also.
Okay.
Speaking.
So this dude,
eat that pussy,
I had no idea about this.
Got bagged by two pedd hunters.
I mean,
and in it bad.
Like they got them.
Chat logs are tough.
How old was the girl
throwing up air quotes here
that he was talking to
and the pet hunters?
He thought she was 15?
No, no, no,
different girl.
This was just a,
oh.
He was trying to meet up
with a 15-year-old.
I think young, I think it's just 13.
Jesus.
This one's 13.
No.
There she is.
That's a drop.
That's not a child in student.
No, it's how she liked it.
It's bad.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It makes me question this kid's liability in this.
Why are they making bad decisions?
She said no more, though.
She did say no more.
Okay, good.
She did want no more.
Yeah, give Chris a little taste of this.
What's on?
Go to the peaks, because it'll
be when they read him the...
There's a peak, like, right at the beginning, but that's probably just here.
I'm sure that you're some type of creep.
Listen, man, I'm going to be row with it, okay?
No, get to the peaks at the end.
There's nothing funny when seeing a 500-pound guy trying to walk away from trouble.
Trying to huff away from trouble.
He's huge, dude.
He's huge.
He's enormous.
Yeah, yeah, he's got his tits, like, go down to his sides.
Sexy.
I mean, if that's what you're into.
If that's your jam?
Yeah, it's real sexy.
If you put him in a push-up right, you could fool a lot of people.
That shit's just.
mad sexy.
Um,
and this is not even like
half the chats that we read.
Right.
If you read every story,
this is how many pages?
This is only 34.
84 pages of these chats.
We only have 34.
We have another 50 pages
that we didn't even bring.
Can you imagine all the other things you've said?
So just kiss me.
Don't nod!
Wait,
fuck your face.
Oh, this guy like doesn't know how to.
I shut the fuck up.
Obviously, it's how we got all that fucking Riz.
It's followers.
It's true.
No Riz.
But followers, yes.
Thank you for correcting me.
It's almost what his concern is where at one point he was like he was killing it so
hard on the internet.
Sure, yeah.
People loved that he was like he had six figures in the bank.
Ooh.
And low, but he had it.
Still?
For just talking shit?
For just talking shit.
And he, uh, it was like six million subscribers or something on his YouTube.
I was one of them.
And he, um, and so he gets.
nail with this, I think he thought because he didn't
meet up, never met with anybody. He
thought this would just kind of come and go and go
away. No, dude. But if you want
to hear some more of the things he said, it's pretty juicy.
Here?
All right, man? Then, you know,
just to confirm... This is you, right?
This is you. I'm not to sound...
I'm not... I don't want to...
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Actually, pause us for a second. To give people at home some context.
Give us an EDP Eagles
thing. An old popular
EADP Eagles. Also, as they're
find that i like the crew of this peddhunter gang oh yeah just like look like pedophile neckbeards
like every one of the guy pedophile hunters a thing like it looks like they have been sleeping
outside the person's house for five days they always look like they need a shower like they're
just lazily holding their phone up you remember them what's this lou i remember it it just
what you're showing on the screen right now is him uh getting ready to break down some sports talk but
the youtube fucking plaque hurts that that hurts that hurts to see that that's crazy it
Look, the man...
Six million.
Oh, damn.
Carson Wentz.
He probably made a YouTube, what was it, rewind one year or some shit, but they used to do that.
Oh, the awards?
No, it was just they made like a one long video of all the best creators.
Really?
I bet he was in one of those for sure.
It was so terrible.
But, all right, sorry.
Here's, here's E. Deposey.
He deposey for fuck.
March back.
Jim Swartz ain't sending no motherfucking pressure.
Look at that fucking shit.
Nobody can fucking tackle him.
Look at that shit.
Look at that fucking shit.
Nobody can fucking tackle.
Fuck.
Folks, you wouldn't believe how popular this goes.
I mean, he was so popular.
It would blow your mind to know how popular it is.
It's very frankly.
He's got to talk.
Nick Folls, fuck this sorry-ass fucking bitch.
Fuck this.
Sorry-ass, motherfucker bitch.
So this was his life essentially.
Yeah, just like freaking out.
And he made it from this.
And then they catch him after the pet of five hunt, please.
Now's him not as animated.
No, for some reason.
Yeah, he's taking this all in.
Yeah.
He's wearing a sweatshirt and hot summer sun, which I can nothing more than sympathize with.
That's fat shame right there.
And I can also sympathize.
I sympathize with it so much.
Hide your body.
By the way, for him, this guy, if you see what in this documentary,
I'm going to show you what a disgusting animal he is overall.
This is like him.
I like to see that he was going to go meet this 13-year-old girl and at least judged herself up a little bit.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
He got himself together.
Yeah.
I mean, that shirt is clean.
Looks almost new.
Like, it just bought it.
Brand.
Yeah.
Fucking new.
Unwashed.
Dude, that is a fucking casual male.
Big and tall.
DXL, baby.
6-7XL.
No exaggeration.
No T on that, not tall.
That's just the Y.
Hit it.
If T'd be like a dress.
You video calling her, right?
Right, right, right, right.
I don't even know what to say, man.
Yeah, dude, shame on you.
Shame on me, man.
I'm not, I'm, I'm speechless, bro.
Yeah?
I'm speechless, dude.
Hey, bro.
He's going to call me.
I'm going to call him off.
He goes, this has been really eye-opening for me.
So, uh...
You guys aren't going to post this, right?
I'm going to jam out.
And, uh, and look, this happens again.
Go at me, full tilt.
I'm going to catch OTAs.
I think that's going on right now.
gonna maybe make a reaction video.
And we're never going to speak of this ever again.
Yeah.
So you guys are cool, right?
Oh.
They just picked up this guy, Jalen Hertz.
I don't know about him, but depending on what you hear of this is.
Seems weird because Carson Wentz was our future, they said.
And I think he has a long road ahead of him as head quarterback, Philadelphia Eagles.
Please don't know.
Why not?
How about you call the cops?
You call the cops.
You want help?
Call the cops.
You should call the cops.
Go ahead.
Dude, like you need to go to jail, man.
Hey, he's using my phone to record.
You call him.
Dude, dude, please, please, please.
You call them.
You call them.
All the cops.
Explain to the cops what you're doing here.
Why you came out and what you did?
Now, it's really fun, by the way, is I would tell you the new pet-
I started watching pedophile hunts again.
The new ones, they find the only people they're catching now, dude, are toothless
hillbillies who are borderline actually retarded.
No, some of them are special needs, for real.
And they'll take them, they get them to go with them to the police stage.
And then the police are almost always like,
okay man well
bye
so the reason this guy is not in
jail
but I guess they still can
they still can prosecute they said until
2007
but the reason they have it is because like
this stuff as oftentimes
can botched it
yeah yeah these are like a botched
they're not lawyers they're not cops
they're dudes with cell phones
but they got them twice like this
two different
how fucking dog is he well I guess his name is eat that pussy
his name is eat that pussy
445 so he's not bright um go i watch him wad all the way it's the best the new how many years
ago did he get bagged up for not bad done this isn't how long ago the catch no it was no because the videos
like the eagles videos were from what 25 he was still making no no no no no this is probably
happened like 20 2021 maybe okay that makes sense look look it up um so is the pandemic
this guy's trying to bag up 13-year-olds.
Probably the backs.
The backs probably probably
if I'm being completely honest.
And I did think, I heard he did Johnson Johnson.
Oh, no. I did Johnson Johnson.
And that explains your fucking...
Explained my chat loss.
Your crushing desire for
underage girls.
2020.
Yeah, pandemic.
This is Fauci's fault.
Oh, man.
It's probably Fauci.
It's probably Fauci gets a fucking pardon,
but eat that pussy doesn't.
And then in 2023, it happened.
That's when the second one happened again.
Now, the, these new
school pet hunters, they, like, kind of torture them.
They'll, like, they'll fucking grab a guy and then, like, you know, we're not going to let you go unless we pour hot sauce in your mouth and eyes and dick.
So there's some fun ones that would do stuff like that.
I mean, watching a guy try to explain himself.
It's kind of dark.
It is, but a guy trying to explain himself when he, again, he's like borderline of homeless, like, junkie and trying to explain his behavior while he's doing, like, the one chip challenge.
I mean, like, it's so, he goes, I guess he's like, I don't know, man.
I think I got some problems, you know?
He goes, I should probably see someone.
I think I was molest, you know, man.
He hurt people, hurt people.
I think it's in my eyes.
Seems you don't have a lot to say about yourself.
Well, I just ate the chip.
I mean, they just keep...
So, yeah, I've seen that to torture.
Some people got in a lot of trouble for that.
They had the one guy jump into the Hudson.
Yeah.
And then he couldn't get out.
He couldn't swim.
Yeah.
So it became a real thing.
I think that guy almost got in trouble.
That was the guy used to...
The Indian dude and the Tesla, who used to make him do push-ups.
And it was just to get clicks.
Of course, it was engagement farming.
Chris Hansen pops up in this documentary that I watched today.
He's in it, like, legit.
They're not just, like, filming him.
Like, it's, what's he said?
He's talking about the problems with these kind of.
Yeah.
Well, it's like, you know, it's Vigilanti.
He's like, I work with cops all the time, like, beforehand.
Like, we have a whole thing, like, worked out.
And he's like, these guys are just trying to get clicks.
And then the guys are like, they don't even argue that.
They just go, so is Chris Hansen.
But it's like, Chris Hansen never showed up dressed like a fucking cupcake to a fat guy to be like,
blow out your birthday candle.
So you just got fucked.
Dad's against predators I've gone with.
I like those guys a lot.
Oh, I'll actually you might see them in a couple weeks when I'm in Royal Oak.
Oh, nice.
The dads against predators guys are all.
But, I mean, those guys, I mean, it's satisfying in some regard.
But, I mean, they just beat the shit out of the guys.
Yeah, they just fuck them up.
It's really strange.
But they've got, but the one guy, Jay, the red-headed guy in that group, and shot twice, I think.
Twice.
Twice from doing this.
Damn, these pads are packing, huh?
They go for it.
But somebody just challenged them to a straight-up fight, like a fair fight?
Oh, yeah, I've seen that.
It's so wild.
That's all thing.
That's kind of funny, though, that let's say the pedophile community is obviously aware of these internet shows, right?
So now they're like, I guess this could be an internet show, but to bring a gun with me as I go fucking check out this 13-year-old.
Oh, yeah, listen, for sure.
I did one with the girl pedophile hunter, Courtney Elizabeth, in a sting house.
Does she do the voice?
Yeah, she does it all herself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then they show up and then she chills there for a second and then her,
I mean, one guy comes out.
Oh, God.
I mean, a small gay guy pops out.
And like, but, you know, they're trusting that people are so scared.
They kind of, like, do it.
And she's done ones with, like, more people and more guys.
But, like, the one I was at, it was like, if it got past that guy, it was going to have to get to me.
I was going to have to fucking pedophile hunt.
You're the muscle, dude, for the ped hunter.
Get to him walking away.
It's like right here.
I tried to sleep with a 13-year-old and Big J. O'Kerson fucked me up.
By the way, multiple pedophile hunts I've been on,
they've asked the pedophile as, like, being funny.
Like, you know Big J. O'Kerson?
They'll be like, no.
You know, that hurts, but it's also a good thing.
I know, but it always hurts.
But think about it, though, you know?
They go, or I think the one guy, when I was with a girl,
I think he goes, Big Jeterer, he's fat.
It's usually funny.
So I think he says in my idea, disregarding,
he's like, well, he's fat, so they're usually funny.
That fat comedian from Pittsburgh?
No.
That's why I come out.
Hey.
I think he loves the Steelers.
Dude, the funniest thing in the video.
Because Dylan was there with me, filming.
Me?
When we went with the girl in the Stinghouse.
The funniest is like he's sort of filming from the bathroom.
He's like getting the guy talking to the girl.
But they've already, they already like, you know, the camera guy already came out.
So they're exposed.
He doesn't know that me and Dylan are there.
And it's just funny when the guy goes, the girl's like,
and you said you were going to bring pot, weed to a 13-year-old girl?
and then the guy goes, I mean, it smells like pot
in here so much. And then Dylan puts the camera
on me and I go, that was me.
You're just getting hot.
That was 100%. Yeah, I was just smoking weed
waiting for a pedophile to show up. I mean, how long did
pretty nice Sunday?
Were they on time or they take a little well?
Well. You'd think the pet would be on time. They'd be so
terribly. I think like at least one, if not two,
bailed before they got there.
Makes sense.
No, so one bailed completely. Then another guy came, ran out the door right
away once like you know once the camera guy came out he just ran second guy hung in there for a little
bit did they chase after him when they ran they get to his car and then they uh and then what was crazy
was that guy the guy who ran out super fast was um the two people that were uh filming it or no i'm
sorry the people who moderate and edit for them yeah when they send their videos to them yeah
who were local in that place.
It was their cousin.
Oh, God.
The guy was like, he goes, that's my cousin.
He goes, is that our cousin?
And then someone else, but then it's funny,
she was, that's my cousin.
And then people in the chat, I guess,
didn't know that the two editors are brother and sister.
Oh, no.
So then they go, that's my cousin.
And I was like, dude, it's funny,
everybody started just saying,
that's the thing when you watch a pedophile hunt,
just keep having flood the chat with,
that's my cousin.
That's my cousin.
That's my cousin.
That's my cousin.
Chat, that's my cousin.
Oh, that's my cousin.
Yeah, watch him try to walk away fast.
There's no such thing.
I'm going to lumber away from you.
As he's texting.
Yeah.
It's not good.
I don't think he talks so much more from this, but.
But actually he was texting the girl, say, I can't believe you fucking lied to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, you owe me big-time titpicks for this.
No, it's fucking CP, dog.
He's calling her.
What was this a bullshit all about?
Yeah, the bearded dudes, the host's fucking phone just rings as he's trying to call the girl.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't you understand what's happening?
He's like, hello?
Yeah, I want your big cock daddy.
Why, you sound different.
He's so upset.
But so he kind of got disgraced from this,
and then the other one where they catch him.
The other one they catch him coming out of dialysis.
He is on dialysis, really.
Eight hours a week,
he's on dialysis he has to do to keep him alive.
Says he has stage five kidney failure.
This fucking.
And he did any, and they won.
He won't give him a transplant until he loses 100 pounds,
and then just shows him the whole documentary, eating.
He just keeps eating fast food.
He goes, I ain't got time.
He goes, for a Greek salad?
He keeps saying Greek salad, which is a funny food, not even a healthy salad.
I ain't got time for no Greek salad.
It's covered in oil, you fatty.
Also, they should wait for him to stop texting 13-year-olds before he goes up the fucking list.
That doesn't affect surgeons.
Christ.
They don't care about that.
It's Hippocratic oath, dude.
You got to do a heart transplant for a pedophiles.
even.
Yeah, right.
Unless he's caught.
Then he goes down the list.
Yeah, you're right.
You know what?
You're right.
Well, yeah, I know, but they're extings and he's not found guilty in law.
Corn the law.
It's simply he can't, he refuses to lose 100 pounds in any way.
If he loses the weight, does the dialysis stop?
Well, they can get him a transplant.
Oh, okay.
Got him a kidney transplant.
That's what they're saying.
He has to lose 100 pounds to get it, to even qualify to get a transplant.
So they can't even dig through all that fat to get to his kidneys.
I think they just won't.
Okay.
But here's what I really hate in the documentaries.
You can see it right here.
This is a reenactment.
This is a reenactment.
They cover him and everything around him in Eagles fucking, thank God, Torel Owen's jersey.
Bad memories anyway.
But I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, this guy, everything from the time he's a little kid and he loves him.
He becomes a fat so quick young.
To give you a quick back story how we got here.
Okay.
Starts getting notoriety from yelling about the thing.
Sure.
doesn't understand why he can't get pussy.
Even with that username.
He doesn't understand.
Yeah, he's already letting him know out of the gates.
He eats that pussy.
Like, there wasn't, like, a couple of ladies in Philly
who would have bang this guy?
Like, I feel like...
Yes.
I mean, right?
There's also hookers.
And there's, yeah, there's sex workers.
There's prostitutes, but if you don't want to go to that route, there is a...
He's got nothing but YouTube money.
He's got the plaque, dog.
When you see what he thinks is gorgeous, by the way, in adults.
Okay.
You're going to...
none of it'll make sense
it'll make less sense to you because you go
buddy you could find
some fucking big fat one
oh he likes a thick lady
he's fine with it
oh then what then this is on
I'm gonna say something controversial
here on his pedophilia is on him
it is and his virginity
it is and what I do appreciate about you
is even when you know he's confirmed a pedophile
you still try to find like a loophole
like I don't know though
maybe not still
all you need is the what is it the reasonable doubt yeah yeah yeah yeah you need to just turn one juror
yeah I'd be the juror on his like but you actually folks guys he goes guys call your families
and tell him it's going to be a while I'm not changing my mind this guy's good to go I've yelled
about football too on the other this guy call me the mayor of lockdown this yeah this
lockdown really good evidence is not hitting home with me for some reason not hitting home
So they go through his like kind of his life story, which is pretty sad.
It's mostly a jerking off.
Oh, big deal.
So is mine.
He's also got a little touch, self-aware.
Uh-huh.
Porn addiction.
Port addiction.
All right, that could screw up his ability to be with women.
He says that he, in fact, can't get hard in front of an actual woman.
Oh.
Pappasialis.
He's so used to, that might just explode his heart.
out of his chest, dude.
Collie Ma, just fucking reach in
and fucking rip it out. That
might be the one that does it.
But I know we gave a couple of marks
on this that I wanted to get into.
The first one's the pictures of... It's like an hour in,
right? Yeah.
How long is this duck?
Before that, is it his list of people he likes?
No, that's after.
Okay. So do you want the list of people he...
Is Nick Foles on this list? Because Nick Foll's a man
of God. No, no Philadelphia
Eagles, believe it or not.
This doesn't make a guy.
Oh, he also has one friend who stayed his friend through all of it.
And he just goes, as he's sitting there, they have him describing over and over again how much he, like he's going through how much he likes him and believes that he's innocent and that he's got railroaded and it's all bullshit.
They just keep showing, eat that pussy, sitting there like smiling behind him.
That's creepy.
It gets crazier and crazier as this thing goes on.
So his bitch list, I don't know if we have to give this.
This is the people he hates.
Yeah.
This is just a list of YouTubers he doesn't like.
Oh, man, he's, like, doing this for the fucking...
Oh, yeah.
He's involved in the documentary.
Oh, I hate this guy, too.
This guy sucks.
Yeah?
He's some creator.
He blows.
His name's Penguin Zero?
Penguins, yeah.
I don't know.
You don't like him either?
Keenstar?
You'd rather be front...
No, the other guy?
Penguin Zero, you don't like that guy.
You prefer...
Eat that Posey before.
Yeah, sorry.
I'll say who I prefer.
If you're going to spend one night together, hanging out with EDP 445...
I ain't 13, though.
You don't want to hang out with me.
Yeah, it's true.
That is fair.
That is fair.
He just goes with these guys.
A Keep Star sucks.
And then we have.
I don't know who Mutahar is.
Mutahar.
They end up talking to all of them at the end.
Oh, really?
Everyone he hates, they just go to, except...
This is the...
Oh, okay.
Now, he doesn't just hate people.
He also has a list of people he loves.
Turn this up, please.
Guys heard me shit on all these motherfuckers.
You know, people who I would kill, burn, torture, stab.
Oh, pause it also.
He very vividly talks about...
how every one of these people he could murder.
He dreams of murdering them.
He wakes up with dreams of murdering and slaughtering people.
He's got plenty of guns.
He's just like, and I don't even do that.
He's like, I don't even do that.
That's how cool I'm being.
All right, outside of the petaphyllia's number one bad fucking sign.
It's all based on it.
It's all dials back to the pedophilia, though.
Sure.
He wants to kill people because they've turned on him.
Because he's a pedophile.
It's a little bit of a chicken and egg situation.
He would prefer the egg
sexually
This is what they call the old
Chicken and egg situation
Do you want to kill everyone
Because you're a pedophile
Because you're a pedophile
You want to kill everyone
This is what EDP feels
Are real N words
Okay
But not
A real N word
With an A on the end
Yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
You know what I mean
First up we got
Andrew
Oh Jesus
likes to preach about.
Dude, the list is great.
And by the way, why he did, he hates women with such a visceral practice.
Gee, I didn't pick up on that.
Maybe that's why he hasn't gotten laid.
It's got a lot to do with it.
It's got a lot to do with it.
But it even gets better than you think.
Okay.
Andrew Tatey.
But his reasons are good, too.
Men and women not being equal.
Because they're not fucking equal.
Next up, we got my motherfucking maimbing bitch Donald fucking Trump.
We got my man Joe Rogan.
This guy's a fucking beast, man.
I love this ball-headed ass bitch.
I cannot wait to do Rogan next time.
And bring it out, he goes, dude, isn't it suck that when you're famous, you can't pick who likes you?
You can't.
And at one day, a confirmed, aggressive, morbidly obese pedophile will say, you're his dude.
You're his third favorite real N-word.
In the world.
In the world.
Joe Rogan, he loves that bald bitch.
Okay.
Fresh and fit in his podcast.
Fresh and Fit guys.
Oh, those guys.
That are just two guys.
But I don't even fully know where Rogan fits into this.
Because Fresh and Fit are the two guys that they have, you know, didn't you watch the, do you watch the Manosphere documentary?
I'm very familiar with Fresh and Fries.
But you know, you didn't watch the Manosphere documentary?
They're bad people.
What do you do at night?
You watched it, Lou, right?
The Manistphere documentary?
What happens in this room?
I'm right here with you, dog.
These guys fucking have a studio with 35 mics and they just destroy women's brains.
Yeah, they bring in a bunch of girls.
And they're clip farmers.
They're clip farmers.
They do like six hour shows, just like the whatever guys.
Yeah, exactly.
Same show.
They do six hour to nine hours shows.
They just bully porn sluts.
Yeah, they bully only fans girls for clips because they're just clip farmers.
They bring nothing to society.
There's a white version and a black version.
It's the black version.
Yes, that's exactly correct.
Sure, yeah.
And whatever is the white version.
Yes.
They're all terrible.
Something for whites and something for blacks.
A little something.
Separate but equal.
Separate but equal.
Separate but equals streams of.
And one thing that we can get all get together on,
you could probably do some crossover with those two
because they both hate women.
So much.
With a fucking bash.
Just grifters, just scumbag grifters.
Go ahead, who else besides them too?
We got a second row.
It's fucking, I love that bitch.
Andrew Tate's brother, so yeah, you're already fucked.
That's enough said.
On to my motherfucking mannigua, Ben Shapiro.
Listen to him and you'll be great in life.
Sneako, Guy.
Listen to him and you'll be great in life.
Your life's not going great.
This guy currently lives in a fucking room with nothing on the walls and a bed with no sheets or anything on it.
Because he's not legally allowed to have them.
He doesn't have a sheet.
He doesn't get belt or shoelaces either.
Sneak out also in the Manistphere documentary, Grifter, Ben Shapiro Grifter, Andrew Tate Grifter.
Seems like really good grifters with pedophiles.
Who's the girl, though?
Is that lives of TikTok?
No, I think her name's Paige.
Hang on.
He says it.
Well, let's see. I think I know this girl.
Can't hear it.
Next up, we got Pearl Davis.
Oh, Pearl Davis is.
She's a grifter.
She's like a right-wing grifter.
What does she do?
She just like basically says like she's like a self-hating woman.
Like she's like a mannisfier woman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's like, why don't we just shut up and suck your dicks?
Yeah, kind of.
No one, none of us should vote.
Where's some dick I could suck?
I'm paid. Pearl.
The people have spoken.
And six of us love her behavior.
Smattering of applause.
There's six visits in the room
that really love her behavior.
I'm not going to tell you who the six are.
Can I see some of her work?
I'd like to see her say she should shut the fuck up
and suck cock more.
At the end of all of her video, she should go,
and what am I even doing talking?
I should be sucking cock right now.
That's her side off.
Like good night and good luck.
Guys, I'm going to get out of here
because I'm probably overdue
to suck some cock and shut the fuck up.
And there's just the bolts coming in from off
camera before it cuts off because it cuts the black.
She goes, up, here
comes, the only thing I'm good for.
And then, yeah, head grabs the back,
a hand grabs the back of her head and pulls her off camera.
On brand. Yeah, let's go, cockface.
Yeah, I'm a trad wife.
Hang on, I'm pulling up.
What?
Instagram, because there just might be, like,
shorter clips. Yeah, give me a dose.
Oh, good.
Is she trans? No, she's just a mess.
Women have the ability to completely change
into a different person based on their environment.
Now, I don't personally view this as a bad thing.
This is how women survive, and it's a part of femininity.
When a woman meets a man that she's falling in love with,
I've seen women.
Her tits are terrible.
Look.
They're far apart and little and weird, and it looks like mostly nipped from the shadow.
So what's interesting is there's a new crop of female right-wing grifters.
Then there's this one girl that's been going viral where she just,
does the whole interview or her own bullshit rant and she's very attractive and her legs are just
spread the entire time and it's just cameltoe really and the amount of men in the comments so like
yeah yeah Muslims are trying to take over I've seen this movie I've seen this as like girls like they're
they act like they're showing you like uh snatch like but no not just that almost like it's like uh
the video has nothing to do with that but they're definitely showing you their camel that's exactly
it yeah she's like has some political talking point but right you know she's just fucking spreading
And it's not even hiding it though, that's what she's doing.
And also look at this camel to.
Yeah, exactly.
That's beautiful.
Well, this lady's too ugly for that behavior.
She's got a puppet mouth.
It's past her by.
There are religions for a man.
I've seen women change the way they dress.
I've seen women change their habits.
I've seen women date personal trainers and get in shape.
I've seen women that are Christian date Muslims and switch that for him.
In some regard, men...
It's surreal.
Yeah, he's going to cut your fucking head off.
You don't, you have two choices, bitch.
What's what the music playing behind it, too?
I don't know.
I was like, do I have two things,
this is like this fucking opening scene from the Matrix when they're in the club.
I want to find more of her.
She seems unpleasant.
Right there.
Follow the right rabbit.
Can't hear it.
No, I'm not making a living off of late game virtue signaling about sport effing either.
Yeah, so what these traditional conservatives will do is they'll say degenerative.
is evil.
And I saw this firsthand, guys.
I promise you, I saw this first hand.
Where they'll go on these shows and make a living saying degeneracy is bad,
degeneracy is evil, but they're doing the same thing.
And when you give men with no experience.
Is this the Shira Stalworth music?
They might think that a woman.
Is this Shira Stalworth's public domain music?
Shira Stalworth?
Definitely not copyright.
Yeah, Shira Stalworth.
Bring it up on YouTube.
But it's just more grifting.
It's all just grifting.
Pardon me.
Can I apologize?
I can't believe Christine doesn't remember Shira Stalworth.
I'm sorry for you.
I'll give a quick little reminder here.
I'm younger than you.
No, bring up the YouTube video for her.
She's running for the Congresswoman of Moss Point.
Oh.
Oh.
All right, Kathleen Turner.
What the hell was that?
I forgot who she was.
Yeah.
Turn it up.
Hi, I'm Shara Stalworth.
And I'm running for Mayor Morris Point.
Vote for me for my simple and prayer agenda.
This plays great.
I'd vote for it.
I'm just keeping it simple.
I love the people of Moss Point.
My name is Shira Stonworth.
Now go play the other song.
The beauty in that is Shira Stalwart's song is that was pre-A-I-SLOP.
She got in and fucking cut that.
That's human slop.
with it.
Start this over.
I'm telling you I nailed it.
Your virginity to your wife.
No, I'm not making a living off of late game virtue signaling about sport-affing
Eden.
To vote for me.
Yeah.
So what these traditional conservatives will do is they'll say degeneracy is evil.
And I saw this firsthand.
Pearl Davis and Shira Stalworth use the same.
They'll go on these shows and make royalty-free music catalog.
Yeah.
Generacy is evil.
Must point.
My name is Shira Stowe.
Be a tread wife.
My name is Shira Stowe.
Shut your fucking mouth.
Make me fucking dinner.
Buy my course.
She went on whatever and told the girls what's what.
Are they all like, well, you're ugly.
So I'm going to figure it out from this angle.
Like, you know what?
You're ugly.
So I'm going to go over here and try to figure it out being pretty.
I have an only fan.
Subscribe to it, please.
Yeah.
No, no, you're absolutely right.
We should shut up to get in the kitchen.
After I gave my asshole for some subscribers later.
To make me like only fans, girls, you've got to go above and beyond.
And I think the host of this show are the worst people on it every time.
They're God awful.
They're terrible to whatever comes.
That guy is a fucking weanus.
And then the other guy, the one that Dave has...
Andrew something or other.
That guy's a...
Andrew Wilson.
Andrew Wilson.
Bill Doe.
Yeah, he's awful.
He's a grifter.
They're all grifters.
They just sell courses on how to be a man.
My God.
It's fucking crazy.
It's terrible.
And it's destroying the young...
I'd say this unironically.
It's destroying young men's lives.
Oh, it is.
Because their brains are being cooked by an algorithm
telling them from men who don't fucking give it shit
who just want money.
They're clip farmers.
They're the lowest form of fucking human.
Entertainment for sure.
Lowest farm of entertainment for sure.
Yes.
Eat that pussy should be on here.
fucking wait.
And yeah, I know that's what Christine's bringing
up. Yeah, Gen Z doesn't fuck either.
They don't fuck. Everyone's jacking off and has
AI girlfriends. Yes. Like,
if you are a pedophile and you do meet up
with a Gen Z kid, they're not going to sleep
with you. Yeah.
Yeah. Your days are done, pedophiles.
You're not going to
get anything out of it. We algorithm
right out of fucking kids.
Jesus.
They're afraid of sex. They're afraid of sex.
I said they came up with like 85 ways to
tell people who they want to fuck and they don't know how to fuck.
Well, let me tell you, if you're a nervous guy at all, if that's like your personality,
and you're 17 years old, you might be afraid to fuck because you're like,
if she gets angry at me, she's going to say, she could say something terrible about me
online and then like, and then the girls are probably terrified because they're just told
that like pretty much every guy is just like you saying no at the wrong time away from
raping you.
And or their brains have been cooked by the whatever show and fresh and fit and they've been like
red-pilled by Andrew Tate.
And what's red pill mean?
Bitches ain't shit.
You mean, bitches ain't shit.
I guess you just have to be mean to whores.
You're not actually going to have sex with women.
There you go.
Yeah.
I don't think, so I don't agree with much of what Andrew Tate says, but I'm going to call
myself purple pills because, uh, I think a lot of bitches ain't shit.
So like, you're like kind of in the matrix, but not?
I'm like kind of bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, I'm just living in the matrix.
I can't fly or like punch through walls or anything.
You're Joey pants in the matrix.
Yeah.
I'm just here just trying to.
get through every day, man. You're going to eat some steak.
You know it's not real, but I'm still going to eat it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not real, but I'm going to eat it.
And I'm not going to fucking, don't worry, guys.
Your secret's safe with me. I'm not going to run up a wall the wrong direction.
Yeah, you haven't been red-pilled by Morpheus like that idiot Neo.
Yeah. Too much, man.
Meanwhile, they're living in some fucking hole called Zion's awful.
Who wants the responsibility of it? That's the question.
Yeah. Oh, wait. Humanity lives in a cave now. No, thanks.
And she's going to go around to everybody.
They're not tens.
That's the best.
She goes, well, let me tell you something.
Coming from a confirmed three, you guys are not tense, which is a fair judgment.
Sure, I mean, she still has eyes and an opinion.
Well, anyway, go back to EDP.
Back to the man, the man of the hour.
Back to the man of the hour, so, please.
Did this documentary just drop?
This morning.
Wow, you're on top of it.
It was just in my algo, man.
The algo knows you.
Algo got me.
So he loves those people.
What's the other thing I told you to get?
So I know there's one thing in here.
So also what happens is multiple times, but I got the best one.
Okay.
There's a run here where it gets fucking out of hand.
If you can believe it.
He fucking gets a girlfriend.
Oh.
At one point.
He...
After the arrests?
Yeah, with no arrest.
Not arrest.
After all that.
Yeah, yeah.
He gets a girlfriend.
He still has a best friend.
Okay.
But he's...
Yeah, this is where he's all sad.
There's two.
things the first one thing he wants to keep fighting
because it comes up a little bit earlier he says something i think in like that uh oh you know
what go back to where he's with the with the his list of bitches and stuff what's he um trying
to fight for just the allegations or the things against him or you're not fighting it at all oh yeah
i forgot with the kid too um is it after this is something about being gay that's what i just
what no no there's one where he talks about before too he has two times where he where he
He just like no one's really over asking him
And he just keeps going like
At a nowhere bit like
Guys he's another guy
I'm like I'm gonna suck some dick
What?
I'm gonna suck dick and fuck a man up in his ass or something
Man my man I don't fuck that shit man
I don't fucking play that gay ass shit man
I don't like that gay shit
And then like later in it
And then when he did it the first time
It writes on the cross screen he goes
EDP is absolutely not gay
And then and then this part comes up later on
Where he just starts harping again
No one's asking him
You think that was a note
he gave the director or editor?
No.
I think the wonderful director
is winking at the audience
and going like,
don't worry, guys.
He's not gay,
just like he says.
Yeah,
EDP 445 is absolutely not in bold.
Back it up a little bit before that.
Because when he starts like,
he says by doing something gay once.
There we are severely addicted.
Like,
I'll just turn on like the porn sites and shit
and I just want to see a chick
just getting to shit
and just fucking pound it out the bitch.
You know what I mean?
Just getting like turned to fuck out.
You know what I mean?
Fucking a bitch is innocence away, you know?
Right, right.
The porn addiction definitely affects my sexual performance.
Definitely.
I think it's your way.
I think my addiction to porn inhibits my sexual performance.
Because I watch on my belly.
Yeah, that's that.
I noticed that too.
He was on his tummy watching the porn.
He goes, so my boners really just fucking smash right back into my body.
My boner, I cannot see.
You know, um, the shit's about to.
go to that on nigger we're about to have sex
I ain't cool
my shit cannot get hard in front
of no chick I don't give a fuck
how bad the bitch is
oh wait pause
he has a he has a poster that says
no brokies
oh it's uh it's Andrew Tate
with no brokies fucking
I shouldn't having a shirtless man on your wall
to like
prove your
well he's got that he's got an
masculineity
he's got an Andrew Tate
he's got an Andrew Tate poster on the other side
that says discipline
and then a bunch of other things
he has to follow
when I think of discipline
I think of EDP.
Oh, yeah.
And then he's got a...
I want to walk.
And then he's got like a Goodfellow style picture.
And it's Trump, Elon Musk, and other YouTube people I think he enjoys.
Oh, God, damn.
And by the way, besides that, a fucking sad Las Vegas desolate room.
And he lives his life, $17,000 in dead at all times.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You think he lives alone or does he...
Now, but there's some fun coming.
Okay, okay.
Gotcha.
When bitches are milking their own tits.
He likes that.
Like, I'm not sure.
Well, more than likely, man, they just had a fucking kid.
But they got, like, some big ass tits, man.
They're, like, milking the shit and spraying it all over the fucking screening shit.
I actually do fuck with lesbian.
Don't yuck as yum.
I don't kink shame.
My kink is consent.
Is everyone having a good time?
Everyone knows me.
Yeah?
Nice.
Ooh, that's nice.
I like to hear everybody having a good time.
Yeah, everyone's like a good time.
Yeah.
Everyone's like agreed to this and is turned on or not turned on if that's the thing.
Whatever, man, it's so hot that you guys are all consenting to this.
You guys are enjoying yourselves.
This is great.
Good work.
Good job, everybody.
Yes, this is technically legal and everything's okay.
All right, good.
13 year olds can't consent.
Jesus.
No, Christine.
No.
Wait, what?
No.
All right.
That's been pointing some good shit.
He likes lesbian.
Now, when I say that,
There's a distance between lesbian porn and gay porn.
I'm not fucking with no fad shit.
Yeah.
You fuck all that.
Now, by the way,
by the way, yeah, EDP4 is absolutely not a homosexual,
but here's the thing.
He could have dropped that there.
There's a difference between lesbian porn and gay porn,
which everyone knows.
Yeah, that's what we use different words.
I'm not into that stuff.
Now, that was your side note.
He goes, now go on.
Something about lesbian porn.
You like lesbian porn?
First off, I'm not a fucking faggot.
I'm not a homo.
and oh yeah
I'm gonna let a guy
fuck me in the ass
he's really hot though
I don't give a shit
like what the fuck
I don't give a shit
isn't even the right answer for that
he's really he's really hot
I don't give a shit
I knew you would say like
I don't find him to be hot
because I'm not attracted to men
I don't give a fuck how hot he is
I don't give a shit
guy's a fucking total smoke show
I'm gonna let him fucking cram my shitter
fuck you
yeah look his coxvania
I don't give his shit
look it's thick
I don't give him
some guy come over to a thick
like a real fucking
heavy handful of cock and just what
shove it in my fucking wanton ass
his tongues eating my prostate I don't
give a shit I don't give a fuck dude I'm not into it
I don't care absolutely not a homosexual
I don't hear me the first five times I don't
give a shit
alright well next subject no no no no no I want to back up
for one second if we can
I'm cool as fuck like nah nigga I'm safe
I'm good I'm not attracted to dicks bro
I'm just fucking not man
I am like sexually fucking attracted
to girls bro to women
my nigga.
Grindr is a gay app.
It's an app for
gay men.
Grindr is gay as fuck.
I do not use that fucking...
Yeah, fuck that.
I don't use that.
I don't use that.
Have I ever had any gay thoughts
of fantasies? No.
The only gay shit that I've ever came
close to doing was
probably
shoving the broomstick up my ass.
Look,
that's gay.
Look, that's pretty gay.
The gayest thing I ever done
probably have been a no loads refused party.
I mean, what?
Does that make me?
And guess what?
I played by the rules.
That was,
does that make me gay?
No?
One no loads refused party?
Come on.
I don't think so.
That's weird.
Well, my ride was in there.
Fade to black.
Chris Stanley is definitely homes.
It's 100% of homestrian.
or at the very least, bye.
This is Andrew Tate, right?
It's the Tate, man.
The nearest gay sauna.
What kind of bullshit is that?
Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan, Donald Trump.
They like to pretend that they're not watching porn,
but let's be fucking real.
He wants to like him so much.
You guys are just like me.
You watch excessive, graphic, lactating milk porn.
You love milkers.
You love it and you watch it along with me.
would if you could.
So hot for milk porn.
You're also getting bagged up by fucking ped hunters.
Oh my god.
My ass is watching fucking porn.
You know damn well.
Nigger when the cameras ain't on.
As soon as they're off.
Or when you're in your hot tub or whatever, my nigga,
you like to go ahead, pull your pants down and just rub one in the fuck out.
Don't jerk off in your own hot tub?
You shouldn't jerk off in your hot tub, I don't think.
It's Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, Andrew Tate, Donald Trump.
We got to see who the other one is.
The greatest minds of our generation.
Yeah.
This is his good fellow's poster.
I don't want
Sneko
What is the documentary
And think that I'm talking shit
Motherfucker I idolize you bro
You tell me
But come on nigga
Like
Let's keep it a buck
My nigga
That's my bullshit
Come on now
Let's keep it a buck
You think you just has parents
Who just like give them like
A thousand dollars a month
Just like
Never call home
It has to right
Yeah
We'll take care of you living
In a shit hole
Fucking efficiency
And don't bother us
Ever again
Also can you just stop
being on the internet.
Discipline, says Andrew Tate.
Discipline is the key to success.
Absolutely is.
This is good stuff.
This is like Socrates.
He goes, dude, is this such fortune cookies you posted on your walls?
There's lucky numbers underneath the discipline side.
His mother passed away.
Yeah, in 2015.
Humiliation.
Doesn't say anything about it.
At the age of 58.
It's like Black 80.
How old is EDP?
I guess it doesn't matter.
He was in his 30s.
Still.
35.
Man, I'm going to be honest, man.
I did not think it ended this.
Well, it's not over yet.
His story isn't over.
No.
In general.
But I didn't think it would get this dark for my man.
I just watched the guy yelling about the Eagles.
Right.
Yeah, he was so fucking involved in so much fucked up shit.
It gets weirder.
What?
Go on.
Christine, please.
I just found it.
I feel like you're Prince Hanson and I'm just some fucking kid lurid in here.
His parents.
His father resides in Michigan.
Oh, nice.
Oh, me want to go to Royal,
Oak Michigan. I'll go see Eat
That Pussy's Dad and the Dad's
Against Predators, guys.
Bring them together. Yeah, try to get him
trapped. I go, guys,
I think EDP could probably get back
on track if you guys will publicly forgive
them. Would you mind? I know you're the guys normally
who beat up retarded people when they pedophile.
You assault people, but
You guys up beat the shit at people. You were actually
breaking the law, but. It's
undeniably satisfying when it's a piece of shit.
It's crazy. When it's a guy who's like,
I don't know, I don't know. And they're
eating the shit at him, you're like, guys, guys, stop.
It's just, it's awful, man.
When it's a guy who's just like, just leave me alone, dude.
I'm fucking, you made a mistake, all right?
They beat the shit of him, beat the shit of him, it's fine.
I made a mistake, the 45 hours of chats.
That was the mistake.
That was the mistake.
Well, and then I guess that one final mistake
of driving seven hours to get here.
Yeah, yeah.
I put about 300 hours into this.
Yeah, begging for her parents not to be there.
Doing everything I think is just supposed to be the case
to tell someone you're a cop.
And my Discord server,
up. I still love having people. That's the, I love that. You know, you got to tell me you're a cop.
Yeah, yeah. Go on believing that. I don't know why I ever believed it in the first.
Well, it was passed around to every young man who like fucking like to get out. But by the time I knew, by the time that I knew that you could be like arrested.
You know, like, I knew that, uh, or I knew that what undercover work was. Yeah. You know what I mean?
So when no one ever, there was never a follow up question you were a kid that go, you have to ask cops for the cop. They have.
have to tell you that. We just accepted that. He goes, no.
No, no, they don't have to say that. I know. Yeah, I used to have a joke. Why he's trying to do it.
It's like, you've been undercover like a Donnie Brascoe for like 10 years? And then he goes,
you know, dude, this is crazy. And we're at my kid's wedding of all things. Are you a cop?
I never even, I usually ask everybody. I forgot to ask you. He goes, fuck, dude, yes.
Shit. I was starting to think you were never going to ask. I was starting to like the lifestyle
from being honest. I couldn't believe it's been a decade. You know what's funny? The guy, me, lost his
entire family through the process of this.
So I was kind of just hoping to join up.
But yes, facts are facts.
I am in fact undercover. I'm wearing a wire currently.
I mean, everything's been recorded.
I'd cut off my head if I was giving advice
as the role I had about
13 seconds ago here. I'd say cut off
my fucking head and then send
my hands to different places.
15 seconds ago, me would agree with this.
Honestly God, the guy you believed to be
Donnie Brascoe signs off on this.
I just want you to know,
This guy's not going to feel bad because the other guy inside of me is well aware this is what I need.
This needs to happen.
Is that a drone in the background?
He goes, dude, I want you to get away with this, dude.
Put two in my fucking head.
Please, get out of here.
Great operation going to.
Get the fuck out of here and use my own gun.
Look at the guy.
I'm going to look like a suicide.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
I'm covering four years.
The gun I have it on.
Are you?
Hey, man, I have her ass.
Are you undercover?
Fuck!
In the middle of cooking.
Shit, man.
Today?
Of all days.
Oh, on my famous fucking breaded zucchini
Parmesan Day. You guys love this stuff.
Why would you ask
priding questions on breaded parmesan?
What tipped you off?
You've never met my family.
His house is undecorated?
What gave it away, dude?
I have a couch and a bed, a mattress
on the floor. You never see me Monday through Friday
9 to 5?
I'm always kind of tired.
I'm always kind of tired.
You've never seen me do any of the blow. I'm
just like I'm gonna say this for later.
I watched a 15 things you didn't know
about the movie Heat video the other day
and one of them they go, one of them they go,
Vincent's, you know, Pacino's character
was on cocaine.
Well, no shit.
That's exactly what I said.
Yeah.
He was on cocaine and go, yeah.
I hate this nerd fucking bullshit
of people breaking down movies
that we already know everything that happened.
He never slept.
He did the whole movie straight through.
Yeah.
He was gacked.
He was...
Well, they said, I think the things you didn't know
was they told you that,
but then they said that there was confirmed
things like there was
scenes they shot where he did it and they cut that out.
But he confirmed it a thing that he was.
But I never thought anything else.
Yeah.
I was like, I thought he was like a drug guy.
Yeah, it's a Michael Mann movie.
Yeah.
It sounds like he's doing coat.
Everyone's fucked up.
Yeah.
Go on, I'm sorry.
He's not gay.
What's that?
Tom Seismore was sober in it?
That guy hated hookers too.
He didn't marry the number one one of all time.
That's true.
Don't you always the number one brothel madam slash prostitute of all time?
She was lady's on.
She would have been any tiny bit of more attractive.
I mean, I don't know.
She had an aura about her, though.
Yeah?
What was her aura that her fucking teeth
are going to hit your dick hair
before you're dicks in her mouth?
Some people like that.
Is that the aura she's going to give to?
I go to piano keys, man.
Those things were coming out.
Some people are attracted to her power.
She had that, like, weird joker smile?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was crazy looking.
Is she alive?
I think she might pass the day.
No, I think she just stands and, like,
let's birds land and shit on her all day
in some kind of a big cage.
I think I'm not lying.
I think she stands in a giant cage all day
and lets birds piss and shit all over.
That's performance art, dog.
Yeah, dude, she was always rank.
She had...
I don't know. Something about her.
You could fuck her for money?
Free.
Could you tell you something?
That's what I say about the lady
everybody wants to hate on Rachel Dollazole
because she knew black was fucking cool as shit.
Who's going to hate on her?
So what?
She fucking thought she was black.
For five seconds.
She didn't only fans.
And I got to tell you.
She did?
How was she?
Yeah, I bet.
Really?
I would have never bet. I would have said she's just a mom, mom-bodied lady. She's stacked.
See, the thing is, we only ever saw her face. This is the woman I can remember. I never remember
seeing her body. Yeah, she's getting Black Dick for sure. Oh, yeah, look at that. She looks great.
She's catching that Black D, no doubt. Oh, that's from Black.com. Blackwood says, yeah.
But isn't that funny? Rachel Dahl. These are the nice ones. You can get her dildo in herself and all kinds of shit.
Oh, I bet, yeah. She's great. She's great. I forgive everything.
Because if there's an only fan's fucking account
And it's ludes and not nudes
They should just shut it down
Furious about that
That's bullshit
Yeah
I'm gonna call got away with that forever
I bet she still rakes in
A mill a month
Who?
Fucking catch me outside
Oh cash me outside
How about that?
Yeah she was like two million
In the first few weeks
With just ludes?
I think she's never done anything but ludes
Oh my god
Like maybe some see through nip a little bit
Okay yeah yeah that counts as a lude
I don't over check
Because I still have the thing that I'm like
We actually were rooting for her and felt bad for her when she went to that horse camp.
Oh, yeah.
After Dr. Phil, and she was like, I'm going to try to get myself to thank you guys, and I love the horse.
And she was like, you saw she was a kid.
Oh, yeah.
She was a child, yeah.
And then she just came home right away and was like, fuck that.
I'm going to punch my mom in the pussy and fight Cardi B.
And make a great rap career.
Eat that pussy was texting her at the time.
That's hilarious.
She spoke to a packed house of academics at Oxford.
That makes sense.
That's good.
She goes, guys, welcome to catch me outside one of the,
too.
