The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Snake Pit (feat. Dave Smith & Luis J. Gomez)

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

The Bonfire family go to a Metallica show together and tell their story to fellow Skanks Luis J Gomez and Dave Smith.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Wow. Yep. Wow. Yep. Yeah.

Hey, welcome Monday. It's Monday. Yeah. It's... Welcome to the bonfire. Robert Kelly, Big J. Ocasin and the crew. It's Monday. Kind of had a cool... Thing that...

The Legionist Gangs are doing the show with us today. It's awesome. It's really awesome. Something to look forward to and then I said thank you Jacob I said the Christine. Hey, make sure they're like running on time Just want to do the intro and do the whole show. I don't want to come in in the middle of a story or a conversation Christine is okay. They said they're eating around the corner. They're gonna be there right at five I go well text them. I'm not they, Texan, I'm gonna check in, so get here a little early, she goes, I don't know, I feel weird doing that. I feel weird doing that.

We are telling your friends to be on time? I didn't need you to have this job for my household, Christine. We'd be having a talk right now. I feel weird telling guests that they must be on time, but I did say that we would love you to be here at the Star Show. If you could be here at the Star Show, that would be great. But Lewis is part of it, so you have to know that he's not.

I mean, if there's anything you should accept in life, I said Lewis is going to be late. It's Lewis is not going to be on time. If you want Lewis here at five, you should have told him for. I'm not super punctual myself, so I feel that for sure. You're here every day. I've never seen you late. Oh. No, they're been late for the show. No, why? Oh, respect for the position and the people around me who I work with. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, but lose doesn't have that. Yeah, I was saying you lose Just have general respect for those around him and who help him

Mean Legion of Skanks are going on our three day mini tour this weekend. Me, Dan, Jacob, Lou, Andy, Fiori, Mike, Fenoeia, Christine, Isabella. Am I forgetting anybody? Nope, that's it. Michelle, yeah. Amish, I was wondering if you were. I was forgetting somebody who had a blast, I believe. I think she was having a good time. Yeah, she had a time.

She had a time. You posted a photo, you guys look like you had a blast. You look great. Oh yeah, she was very. And you look like sexy. You drop some weight, kid. You look sexy in that photo. You look like young Lou with hair.

Maybe one of them, yeah. Yeah. We went to go see Metallica Pantera. Got there, tailgated a little bit, didn't realize earlier, Pantera was going on, missed that opening. That was a bummer. Then, but we got in there for like, by their second song. And then we had great seats. We all sat there. Jay Christine has what you know, they're here. We're real quick before, you know what, we'll hold off on that. Sure. Um, so a part of the story. Yeah, Jacob, you can go.

Christine. Jacob, uh, air drumming while Fury was air guitaring. Priceless. Any video, any video? I get carried away. No, we didn't have a Bobby Kelly there that night. He didn't take a fucking ounce of video of those two. I didn't take a picture the of video of those two. I didn't take a Picture the entire evening. Oh my god. I have a live shot of Jacob head banging next to soda. It's pretty cute. Okay. Go Is there an owl? Maybe I'll just keep it to myself. Yeah, what else did Dan do for you that day? Maybe he doesn't want to hear about it Dan did a good move to Dan got all the tickets. Mm-hmm. He paid for he refused money. Yeah, he got all the tickets. He really showed us. Damn, it was a class move.

He bought all the. Bobby, after we tell our story, you're gonna be you're gonna think the wrong. Coloss left. Damn, you're gonna miss Dan after this one. Um, we had a blast though. That was a fun night Friday night. I loved it. We got the hell out of Dodge quick.

Also, we got home fast. We learned that. That was a lesson learned that we- That was a lot of lessons learned this weekend. There's a lot of lessons learned this weekend. That's for damn sure. Yeah. One of them, Metallica still got it.

I will say this and I'd love to hear your thoughts, Jacob. With the obvious one, I'm just kind of sweet Kirk Hammett mess up. I love that. Yeah, he messed up. Yeah, me too. He messed it at the beginning of nothing else matters. And then he came in. It was like his first day.

That was terrible. So I'm going to start it over and you came back and killed it. But it was such a show show such confidence also. Yeah. The master of the craft needs to do this over. Lars. Messes up a lot three three times every five songs. It's insane. He really messes up a bunch. I mean, the songs though, are you going to give him credit to play that song at his age Those songs some of those songs

Were meant to be played in your 20s. Maybe 30s not now. What is he 60? Yeah, they opened like whiplash and stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they did some thrash yesterday Nothing does they open that that night. Yeah, yeah, last night they did what I'm talking about my show, Bobby Well, I'm talking about my show, but I think on both shows, he looked like he was about to have an aneurysm. His big fake teeth shooting out his dentures and he's biting on his tongue. Oh, yeah. His drummer face. His drum, his drummer face is an epic drummer face. It's the end, it's the end of a marathon. Yeah. It's the, I mean, he's really like, he's so much sweat. He's got to wear that hat. We. I mean, he's really like, he's so much sweat,

he's got to wear that hat, and we're gonna see what's going on under there, which I know he's not happy with. Yeah. But, both nights show wise. Great. Phenomenal. Yeah, great.

Phenomenal. From wherever you were. All right. I'm gonna wait for our... I mean, if you were way up on the top. Mm-hmm... I mean, if you away up on the top, now if you were able to top, that would suck shit. Well, I mean, it's, you know, it's all relative at some point. It's not the top suck shit.

It was hot, yeah, it's high up there. I looked up, I had to crane my neck up because we had such good seats. Right. And it would suck to have been up there. Yeah. But that's where I really am. So this was great.

It's an interesting setup, the way they been up there. Yeah, but that's where I really am. So this was great. It's an interesting setup the way they have the floor, yeah, that people can go right up to the stage. Then they have the regular seats, which are great. Well, a couple, 100 people can go right up to the stage. A couple hundred people go right up to the stage, the rest of them on the floor, there's a little mosh pit, but the floor is kind of open to school. In the stage, you should describe it as a ring,

the stage, you should describe it as a ring. The stage set up. Stage is a ring, and they play all different sides of the stage. What's up, fellas? Thank you. Yes, thanks. Restart the song. Everybody. The Legion of Skanks are in the mother fucking house

Both these men just recording new specials 30 minutes with coming out very soon September Dave's coming out first right September August 23rd August 22nd Mine's coming out September 5th, which is my mother's birthday my whore Mine's coming out September 5th, which is my mother's birthday my horror Mothers mother died from the war cancer from working well She had cancer, and then she was like I don't want to live this way anymore So she killed herself with heroin. Oh, didn't she get the cancer from somebody from being a whore? Yeah, or cancer

Well, you don't shed throat cancer. We always assumed oh Sure, we assumed it was smoke and cigarette smoke two packs of marble reds a day No Michael Douglas cancer. I'm sucking on that band. Nope cigarettes leading a cancer. That doesn't check out It was the deck everybody is hilarious Dave Smith and Lewis Jay Gomez I was saying already we're doing our shows this weekend very exciting. We put together a really really fun show I'm excited for fun guests. Sorry, I'm fucking pension Bobby. You like you Bobby He's like he's still a fact I deep down. Oh, I was saying this before I was telling Bobby before you guys did that a regs episode Yeah, which is great

very funny and then a episode, which is great. Very funny. And then a source subject here at the bonfire. What? Why is that the rigs? Why? Why is there a rigs of source subject? Dan Soder and Robert Kelly just went behind your back and sorted a brand new show without you. I love that he took something that a fan said it was the right as any. It was the bonfire stuff right? By the way, I will. By the way, I have been

looking. I found today Bobby sucks. We missed that. I have found it again if and when Dan does something like regular broadcasting again with regularity like his own show or something like the way somebody else Even the rigs you guys are doing that like once a month who knows once a month I hope he takes a serious show in the next studio down at the same time as the bonfire just a different comedian But I found out I found out I would come in and it's just Jay's not here. Jay's watching through the window. Dan, and then Dan, wait, then waves him in. And he comes in and that was the me and Jacob show. Jacob and Bob. I'll do that. I found out that I would be upset because he posted something that I saw today

in his stories and it was like the something something podcast hosted by something and sj and and dan saint your main and then it says with special guest dance soda on I'm like oh it was gonna grind your gears if you did a weekly so what's the number of episodes that he would have to do with regularity for to grind your gears. Two. Just two episodes at a month. Two. Oh, a month.

Oh, a month. Two a week would grind your gears. Two a week, yes. Two. That would fucking. Yeah, yeah. Because you would have taken Dan for two a week, put him Bob two a week. That's a perfection.

Not that at all. It's just, this is only three days a week. I'll take one. I think I came up with a solution. We get rid of Bob two days, bringing Dan two days. Now, don't you dare, not my Bobby. Yeah, fuck you. Bobby's all in.

We went to Metallica last night. We were bells of the ball. It was almost too much. It was, it was why, I mean, you are definitely famous. You're famous with those people. In that correct, yeah. Yeah, you actually turned around at one point. He goes, this is my shit, man.

This is this one. Oh, you're gonna be in Bobby. You'll do the how many recognizings did you get? Game and then we started when Bobby like that. Here he goes, I got three. I go, no, dude, I dominate. Like don't, I don't want to play this game here. Yeah, metal audiences of 50 plus your old man.

Yeah, that's James fucking territory. Well, thank God for Opie and Anthony fans. Yeah, because Bobby did Bobby was also ball of the ball. I did make a comeback at one point. Big, big comeback. Yeah. Um, what we just saying, we were talking to, oh, the regs, which is great. Listen to the first episode.

It was awesome. And then I went right afterwards to one of the YouTube videos of people who like watch podcasts. Yeah. And the headline of it was, Lewis J. Gomez, like, was this comics are turning on Berk Rysher, and then they play it thing. And I was like, now, like, what would Lewis have said? And then they play a thing.

And the guy's like, maybe he's just, you know, being lighthearted about it, but maybe it's a thing, it's you telling that Burke doesn't remember the actual story of meeting you and saying, and this guy's really going like, seems like a real shot at Burke. I'm like, what? Trouble in paradise. I'm like, he goes, look, I know Lewis, maybe Lewis feels comfortable to say this now

because he's not on the fully loaded tour anymore. What did he say? I'm like, he said his Burke has the time. That's plenty of people have that. No it's a birds a fucking drunk liar. I'll say it right. You heard it here first. I'm a fucking airways right now that fucking

dude whoever made that podcast is definitely listening to this right now and he's like I got my next episode. There we go. No I'm out. Bert because I know what it is like Bert is a drunk liar and he remembered the story wrong. His version of like when he met he said when I met him I said hey, I'm my name's Louis Shaggle. I'm his reporter. I don't say you're on a question

I don't even sound like I see the drunk liar or maybe an amazing storyteller Maybe maybe he just enhances things to make it palatable for his audience he just enhances things to make it palatable for his audience. And possible. Yeah. Well, he the truth doesn't really go with his what he is. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if we have the clip somewhere, but I asked Bert about this one time too. And he was like, I don't know, I say things wrong a lot was always said. And I was like, I really couldn't argue beyond that. But on some podcast, he was talking about something we were doing. And he was like, like, Jay, do you want to do this? And he was like, uh, like J.D.

You want to do this? And he was like, no, I actually have like a pretty bad pill problem. And something he was like, he's just said that I said that to him. And I was like, what? I definitely never said that. Have a pill problem or he has a pill. Me. Yeah. He was saying that Jay said he couldn't do something because I actually have like a pretty bad

Yeah, you would never, you would never admit to your pal problem. Sure, you know, a pal problem, but we all do the same thing. Like drugs come into our lives in waves. So there was a six month period where we were all regularly. I'm just trying to surf these drugs. We were all regularly on oxy cotton for, I'd say a six month period. I say that I was in a problem. We were just on oxy cotton.

It felt like we're so much. Oxy cotton. You don't remember. I say that I was at a problem. We were just on oxycod. It felt like we're, oh, dude, you were so much oxycod. You don't remember I wasn't on any oxycod. Jacob's on the junk. Yeah, birds. Jacob's on the junk with us. I was on that six months with you. Hey, I know, you remember you used to get the time release

and then you used to carve him into quarters, you used pop him in your mouth. That's being a good problem. I didn't know I didn't do that. I didn't do that with a razor blade. And that's why your mom's dead. LAUGHTER Louis, this sounds like a quick way to get a hork answer. Yeah. That's being a problem. I didn't know I didn't do that with a razor blade. That's why your mom's dead Luz it's just a quick way to get hork answer

Sounds like one way road to hork answer. Yeah, dude. What are we all lie by accident? Here's the thing. I'm just saying the point. I've never ever said To Burton anyway, no, no, I can't did I actually have like a pretty bad pill. I just never you sure He was absolutely was never said. It wasn't a chip problem That would have made more sense. J's like no, I actually have like a pretty bad pill. I just never, you sure he was, absolutely was never said. It wasn't a chip problem. That would have made more sense. Jay's like, no, no, I actually have a calories issue. I can't do that. Yeah, potato chips are my thing. It's my, it's my,

potato chips, chocolate chips, really any type of chip. I can't do it. I can't do it. I love things in chip form. I love, talking, I, no, we, but I do this sometimes too.

Like I'll be on a show and I'll be telling a story and it's like, I've been doing this fucking for so long. Sometimes you just don't remember the details. Like when I initially told this story about roberblading home on 9-11, I think I initially said it was on 9-11, just not thinking about the day it was the day after. So when I retold it and I told the very specific detail that it was 912. People were like, dude, he's fucking lying. Dude, the story was always 911. Now it's 912.

Here we fucking go. And I'm like, I'm a junkie. I can't remember my fucking. I've never, I've never seen people laugh more than Shane Gillis, Tommy Pope, Chris O'Connor at Ari's barbecue two years ago. Legion of Skanks, light. I took it. I took it.

I took it. Diolies of Skanks. Losers. I am. I told him to stop. I took a Philly's fucking cocky attitude. Philly sucks. It sucks.

Fuck off. They're coming out with a bazooka blast though, aren't they? What? Philly comics. They're also doing Shane impressions. Fuck off. All of them. All of them. Every one of them, everyone, even you retroactively, even doing a Shane doing all these years.

Are you talking about, bro? Dude, do, do David tell like the rest of us? Get back to doing David tell. Fuck is going on. We're doing Shane. Do legends, fuck faces. Shane's a living legend to Philly. They may put a statue of him outside of the stadium before they put one of Carson once I think I said we tear down the rocky statue and put up a Shane Gillis statue instead

Just that's real real movement. She put Shane's fat head on the rocky statue I don't think that's so much money in fucking bronze I gotta say that's not gonna be serious XM's not gonna get behind that but I think we just just really get behind taking down the rocky statue like Saddam Hussein and putting up a shingulous. We pull it down with ropes. Yeah. Boo false profit.

Boo. God damn it. We were talking before you guys came in. I went to both Metallica shows this weekend with Pantera Friday with Jacob Blue, Sodor went, Luz, you were going to go one point you weren't able to. Well, I was originally going to go because Bobby hit me up and he was like, dude, I'm bringing Max and Metallica, bring James, and then I was like, dude, that's, yes. I was like, they're best friends.

They're gonna do a big heavy metal concert and fucking. That was that. And then it got turned into big J divided the tickets. He did some dividing conquer narcissism shit. Nope. And it was going, Bobby saturday night, Lou Dog Friday night, I like fucking, I'm out. That's gross.

I have your ticket right here. I don't give you a piece of it. Every time you laugh at my joke. Dave, there's one piece. Dave, would you go as far as to say right now, you blindly believe a Lewis just said, or do you think that's not even close to what happened? Well, do I want to go with the funnier answer? The funnier answer is yes, that's what happened.

And then I thought I had a pretty good thing about cutting up the ticket and only giving people a little piece of what they're doing together. But the honest answer is no, I think Lewis is probably exaggerated. Exaggerating my perspective, what I saw. Exaggerating is terrible. You saw Jay dividing ticket not at all. Sodor purchased all 10 tickets for the first time. The first time.

The first time. The first time. I'm going to put a million dollars in. I'm going to put a million dollars in. I'm going to put a million dollars in. I'm going to put a million dollars in. I'm going to put a million dollars in. I'm going to put a million dollars in. I'm going to put a million dollars in. I'm going to put a million dollars in. I'm going to put a million dollars in. the tickets. It's a whole time millionaire. Poor Jay had a whole of favor from a band member. Sorry, dude. I'm trying it. I'm here with you.

I'm not going anywhere. I'll never leave. I'm never leaving. I'm never leaving. Unless I get on TV again. I might have bought a house that he doesn't go to every week now to be on this show. He goes But he just puts in eight hours of round trip driving nine He was he was retiring at a tiny house up in fucking New Hampshire I had to get a more economically good car so I could make these fucking drips You have to get a Tesla or something. I got a hybrid. So we all went Friday.

Pantera was awesome. But what happened with Dan though? Oh, oh, Dan got 10 tickets that you and Max or you and James were part of. And Bobby Max were part of also. Perfect. Yeah, but we switched when I said I'm going to go on Sunday too. Bobby was like, oh, maybe I should go that one because that's better because Max is gonna over night camp and we don't have to take him out the last overnight and blah, blah,

blah, blah. And I thought five, five finger death punch would be a better concert for Max. For Max, for Max, for Max, and Max likes five finger death five finger death. Max is racist. So maybe he should have went to you should want to pay attention just to hear a speech. Just to hear how I would say it. Didn't do any racist speeches. Now, but we played, we played him the other day on this show, but you know, he's like, I don't hang on. No, I got this. It's okay to have black pride

and okay to have Spanish pride He's in the bands like Fine, you know sometimes I remember the good sometimes I say it's a black thing and you wouldn't understand well tonight It's a white thing Yeah, we need to find that one It's a black thing you wouldn't understand well tonight tonight's a white thing you would understand like oh, man Jesus, dude never have I wanted to be white more than that I'm like god damn it dude. It's like brave heart. That was amazing

No one brings together Latinos like that since the warriors, but wow, dude can you dig? I looked over at one point Jacob was doing this just just biting his lip and nodding Tell me when to make a move Phil So Bobby switched over to Sunday Sunday night because I was a thing I had a Hook up yep for yeah, Dan Soder. We know no, no, he doesn't have the hook up anymore So sunda yesterday was my hook up Sunday. Okay, Good hookup. Good hookup. Hookup goes get you in the snake pit for people in the snake pit. This is, but this is a month. What is the snake? This is a month ago. What's the snake pit? So the snake pit, the way Metallica

stages, I mean, you should also give context. We're not good at that. No, no, no, no, no, this the listeners know what snake pit is. It's been talked about. We've said snake pit 70 million times in the last month. That's what I call my jam at home. Snake pit. I don't mind that. I like that.

That works for you. Their stage is just a giant circle at the center of the stage, but it's open in the middle. It's just ramped. It goes in a circle as their whole thing. So you can be in the snake pit. That's inside the snake pit. So that's where you max and Bobby were. Thousand dollar tickets. I've taken pictures from the snake pit before when I've gone in there. It's pretty awesome. That's inside the snake pit. So everybody else on the outside, you're on the inside. I didn't take any

pictures last night, but I've taken pictures where it looks like it looks like I could touch James Hetfield's dick. You know, bother. You know, it's I maybe it's just me at this point in my life. It is. I don't want to be in that fucking snake bit. God, where would you rather be? Dude, I'd rather be fucking up in the stands. I'm fucking doing my thing. Okay. It's great. I can't rape in that snake, but buddy. Listen, I was a rape it. I'd be right there. Can I get to go to the rape pit? $1,000? You could have made it to rape it though. You got to go to a pit poll concert for that, buddy.

So I hook up for four in the snake pit and then who I hooked up, hung out with now, a bunch, and he goes, they'll be waiting for it. Length me up with the security people who we're gonna make sure we get where we gotta go. All right, I go to Will call yesterday and get tickets. It's four tickets seats. Can I just give a little context before that needs to be said? Please? For the last month, I told Max we're going to Metallica.

We're going to be in the snake pit. But we're going to be in the snake pit and I was showing him, we were watching like YouTube videos, like late at night. I learned not to do this. We were, we were like, I was showing like videos on what the snake pit with, how they built it, the concept of the snake pit. Like all the people in the snake,

how the views and all this crazy stuff. The way it makes people feel. Yeah. The worst case scenario. Because you've got what if the snake pit tickets fall through and now the experience for him is not going to be as good. This would happen when I brought my family to Puerto Rico. But hang on a second, that wouldn't happen because Jay said we got snake pit.

This isn't Dan Soder. This is big J. Sure. The city says falls apart sometimes. We don't know what fell apart. So I think it's going to fall apart from the context of what I'm hearing right now. My assumption is Max and Bobby are not in that snake pit, but I'll take what happened. Well maybe you're jumping the gun at the party.

We were driving to the place in Mexico's dad. I'm a little nervous. I'm like, of what? He goes, being in the snake pit, dude, this is going to be crazy. I'm like, dude, you're fine. This is $1,000 tickets, dude. Jay hooked us up. All the people in there, like special people.

So you're in there. I was like, yeah. So he had to get out. I was like, it's for special people only, dude. And you're a part of that. Jay knows the band. Jay knows the band. That's his wife.

Which band hooked you up? Five finger? Yep. We don't want to. We don't want to give the name. No. It could have been anyone. It wasn't Metallica. I know that Jay doesn't know Metallica

So I want all the fans to know that it was true It was not Metallica. Hey, that's not true. You don't know who it is could have been ice nine kills That is possible. Yeah Well, when I brought the family to Puerto Rico me me and James went on to reviews of the hotel first, and I every book the whole flight, like everything, like book the flight, book the hotel, fucking non-refundable, because I would never get insurance

in a trip to every other hotel. They suck, they rape kids, they rape all the kids here. The YouTube video was like, it was like a fat black family, and she was like, man, just, you know what, it's not as but the food ain't that good. And it was like literally like the whole time And she was like, man, just, you know what? It's not as but the food ain't that good. And it was like literally like the whole time

we're like, wait, if we was not that good. And then when we got there, James was like, she was like, she was right dead. This is food's not that good. Fucking bitch. Well, we got there and we met Jay and Christine. We got food, we got a little tailgate thing. We got there, we tailgated, we're throwing tailgate thing. We got there. We tailgated with throwing the football around.

It was epic. Then we walked up. I went over and got t-shirts for everybody outside right away. Let's just get this out of the way. Everybody gets a shirt. Six shirt. Six shirt. I got max, you know, couple shirts and then we went back and I, as we walked, they were

over getting the tickets at the will call. And as we walked back, I saw over getting the tickets at the will call. And as we walk back, I saw Jay's face was not the same face. This is not the face of someone who just got into the snake pet. It was not, it was, he had four. Yeah. Fantastic tickets.

Better than our seats, Jacob the other day. Like lower, closer to the, but it was, did you say I'm big J. Ogerson, we have four tickets. It's for the snake bit. No, did you try throwing out? I used to host a show with Dan Soder see if I'm in a difference. Did you try to you what you try to speak parcel tongue like Harry Potter? I don't know how Harry Potter to get the reference We got it together. He speaks to snakes. It's parcel tongue. I don't like that you can't go with it Squeeze the left out of us

Your tickets are for section 34 bees. I text the guy I Text the guy who's getting us hooked up He's in a position where he's like I'm playing bass with five-fear death punch right now. I can't talk in a position where he's like, I'm playing bass with five-fear death punch right now. I can't talk. Dude, I'm the bassist for five-fear death punch. I cannot have those conversation right now. He's gonna do it.

Hold on, one second, it's my solar coming out. Right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Mike Fini. Oh no, he's in the snake pit. Well, Mike now. Dude, if Mike Fini's in the snake pit, I'll walk off this job right now. What's up losers? Catching him afterwards. Well, Mike Fini calls us, he's like, hey, I'm going, I'm gonna get, I can't get snake tit, they're $1,000, I can't get the snake pit.

We're like, we're on the snake pit. He's like, well, if I get on the floor, Jay's like, we'll try, you know what I'll do? I'll put the bracelets on, loose. I'll take one of them off, Christine or me. He's planning on scamming with other people in the snake pit. We'll get you in the, we'll come loose. I'll take one of them off. Christine is planning on scamming with other people. We'll get you in the will come out. We'll come out.

He's by himself. This is karma. So it was divine intervention because you were planning on stealing from five finger death punch and they're trying to rock you don't disrespect your death punch. It's not might have been large. James had filled himself. James had filled himself. James had filled.

Well, he, so Fini, Fini, as soon as I saw Jay's face, and Jay was like, yo man, and Max is with me. Max got a bag of t-shirts for me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha yo man, there's no, there's no snake pick. There's no snake pick. It's a near and Fini's smile the media. Fini loved it. Oh yeah, because he had a band. He had a wrist band to get on the floor.

Oh, so he had a better seat now than you guys. Well, it was a different seat. Let's call it a different seat. Let's call it a different seat. There are no better or worse seats. Is it more expensive and closer to the stage? Sure. No, I wanted to find it that way.

Significantly less expensive. Really? Yeah, because it's like you could be, if you don't get there at 4 p.m. and get up against the thing, you're back. And it's, you know, it's a very high state. Yeah, I mean, I would stay on the floor first. Are you sure that the floor seats are less expensive

than seats that are in the stands? Absolutely, I know what was, we got face value on both. It's like general admission. There's no, you just go in and you walk around. Yeah, but as I guess I'm, I have the perspective of like a teenager, it's like I would only go for a floor when I was a kid. No, me too.

Of course, if I could go to the floor, I would always do floor. I, I, I, yesterday I could stay on the floor. I can, it's fine for me. Floor, but like Max is also like, you know, short, uh, he's a kid. So we, uh, have our, I mean, dressed head to toe has a, uh, has a KKK uniform head to toe. He had black, he had a, uh, vest on a metal vest, at a fan made Metallica on the back five finger dead pantera patch and the guy made him up in Metallica writing Maximus Hat he bought an outfit for the snake bit Did he did he looked he fucking look great people are now for the con. People are high for the concert

Nobody's an outfit for the section therein. A little, a little on the inside, it's a snake pit. It's on the inside of the jacket. It's a snake pit. Yeah. On the inside. It was embroidered. Snake pit only. And like, people, like, you know, do a great vest.

And Max was on. Then Max slowly was like, what? And Jay was like, yeah, man. But Jay was like, you know what? I'm gonna, I'm gonna text them. I text them. Yeah, but Jay's not aggressive. You know, Jay's trying to be nice. If it was me, are you? I'd be like, dude, you fucked me. You fucked me in front of my child. Yes. Yes. Jay, there were no snake pit tickets, but there were some tickets or did there was, yeah, there was four tickets. It was four tickets. I'm done. I'm aware seats good seats and there's not like any miscommunication here

He definitely told you you were getting snake but yeah tickets Jay, yeah, yeah, we're not this shows not even over yet guys. No, I'm not I'm not you don't even know if we end up in the Snakepit. I'm just asking you don't know well now I think they might I think that they don't well I think they never make the snake pit well well Wow, that's pretty pessimistic Yeah, you know, I'm gonna say I think they make I'm gonna say I think they make the snake pit because it would be weird If Jay just interrupted and goes you don't even know how the story ends we might make it into the snake And then just told the story you do have gypsy blood and you Lewis

There's time to but no so you So you called a guy. I text. Text the guy. Yeah. What? He's like, Hey, I got to like do something. So. Practice. I put my outfit on for the show.

Here's the security guy. It's just him on the jumbo tron texting Jay. Here's the security guy you met yesterday. He'll get you a taken care of that context for the for the listeners at the shows because Jay got the people into his shows at the stand and I got them tickets. So they owe you to the seller. No, they don't know us, but we got them in the night before. So I got them in at the seller to see a towel for the late show and they went to see Jay at the stand. This is the security. No, every, the, the, the, the people, the security. And they, and

they told you guys you can go into the snake pit. No, he said, I think he said that before. I actually asked you, I go, how'd you do? Like, did you do all right? He bombed. This was not a snake pit where they performed. He bombed us out of the snake pit. Did pretty well. They're pretty well. I think the night before he said. Yeah, so soul man, I said, but I've.

There's Maxi right there. I've, you know, he came to a little of a bunch of shows. Yeah. I've done. So like, Well, you were with him the night before and he did say, I'm seeing the snake pit, seeing the snake pit.

I'm coming into the snake pit at one point is what he, you know, he's going to be in there. Yeah. Um, great. This is awesome. Hey, the security guy like text him, okay, he's going to be able to get you walking to the snake pit. So we have to walk into our seats now because the show's starting, Mike Fini just goes straight right into the floor,

we have to take a right, go up the escalator and walk. Well Mike Fini also has a snake like body, so I feel like he could have just slurred at the snake. And to the snake, no one would have noticed. Yeah, so we had to walk around like the whole stadium So we had to leave we had a go we had a we had a we had a little walk to do okay, and as we're walking max Like are we going to snake pit? I'm like no

We're gonna you told them that you don't have snake pit. No because we do have we don't we we we were on our way to our Setting up our snake pit. Yeah, we're going to our seat and Jay's texting the guy and he's waiting for a text back. We get to our seat and Jay gets a text back from the security guy. It's just all SS. What does this mean? I don't understand your text. If you belong in the snake pit, you'll know. It's directions.

It's directions. It's directions. It's my actions. That's my actions. That's my actions. That's my actions. That's my actions. That's my actions. We get to our seats. The seats are great, by the way. The seats are right. They're 50, 50-yard line center straight shots that were sitting right behind a Hanzo Gracie.

Yeah. All right. Which is, you know, trains a coupleanzo Gracie. Yeah, right. Which is, he not. He trains a couple people. Well, he trains. The Talka and, yeah. Five finger. Yeah, the guitarist for five finger. And he maxed, trans with your ego. I don't know the guitarist from five finger.

Well, I've been at a toward with them before. So. But I don't know him with that. So I introduced myself, hey, max, my son here, Maxed, trans with Igor. Gracie. And he's like, oh, and he flips out. You know, he loses his mind. He starts talking to Max.

He's like, come down and train in the city. And it's great. And he takes a picture with Max, the sweetest guy ever, which was great. The seats were great. And then the security guy, text Jay and Jay's like, got you. Where are you at? Tell him our section. I'll meet you wherever you need. Meet me at the

bottom like right by the stairs of the section right by the floor. Great. We go down there. There's a guy overzealous old man at the thing right away. He was doing like the, no, I go, no, I know. I just like, we're waiting here. Someone's coming. But we got up like where, where stars, where special we got up and started walking straight down, ran into this asshole. Now we're just standing in the way, and then he does, you gotta sit down. So now we have to sit in other people's seats,

waiting, you know what I mean? So we got up and people look at us like, who are they? And then we sat back down, oh, they're nobody. It's already just horrible. Oh, they're actually nobody, because they just got shut down by a 72 year old fucking asshole from Union City. And so we had a sit back down and we're all just killing you at this point. No, because then the guy shows up. Then the guy comes. The guy

where we see him Christine points him out. Oh, yeah, and he sees us. He's like, yeah, he comes up a little thing. He goes to the guy. Of course that guy is doing a job. He's like, yeah, I got him. I'm like, oh yeah, and he sees us. He's like, yeah, he comes up a little thing, he goes to the guy of course, that guy's doing a job. So he's like, yeah, I got him. I'm like escorting these down. Fini's fine at that point because he has a wrist band on. So he just, he just, he just came up for that like to see if we can like walk in. Fini can go up and down.

We have, we can't go up and down. We need, we need an escort. Who do you have more expensive better seats? Well, we've risked it. So you're different. You're better, you're better seats did not enable you the same access that Mike Fini shouldn't take.

No, they did. So I was wanna make sure I was making sure. They did with an escort. We needed an escort. You need to do it. Oh, yeah. I will say that zero pass. You're gonna pass.

Yeah. Jay hates the fact that I'm perceiving as Mike Fini being at a better position. We see, we see, I've been doing it long, is it? Oh, wow. We, we got that guy's fine.

You know, he's like showing his like backstage passes and stuff and tour pass. He's like, yeah, I don't, yeah. All right, then there's the guy who has to, now I was a red, you know, an orange shirt guy who's got a look at the thing too. And I see him like talking with that guy over and over. And he's like, and he's like, uh, and the guy seems to be arguing with him and he's like you know he's showing his passes again he's like it's like going on your head right now because I'm the same guy

as you and a lot of regards at this point you're going I don't care enough about the fucking snake pit please stop making me be a part of all of this awkward fucking interaction either I'm in the snake pit or I'm not just don't make me do this. Well it starts it starts like such a cool thing when it's like, oh, I got to hook up, we're gonna get these great takes. And then every time you have to sit there, I just, I'm already feeling like an asshole

just in this story, but it's like, no, but look at the pink badge. I have a blue badge. And I've said, I've also sent Texas Point saying a thing and goes, and by the way, dude, if it's like a thing, we're great. We're great where we're at, don't worry about it. You know what I mean?

Like, I know it's like a big night. I've never heard that part of it. Yeah I read all these I read all these out to you. Everyone of these I read all these out. For funny sense. I'm just trying to be funny. Jay hang on one sec. Yeah. For the funny part. I've got nothing funny about this to you but to us. So then by the way, painting the ass. I don't think they're doing in the snake pit right now. Well back on that. You don't know that because Max Max actually said to me, he goes, are we going to the snake pit? I go, we're headed there right now.

Jay, we're there, but we're going right now. This guy's being a pain in the ass. Yeah. Real big. And the guy showed up. So the 17, 72 year old is now giving pushback to your security guy. No, there's a different.

No, no, no, we're past that guy. I mean, but we're past it, but two feet. He's like top of the steps and the other guys like on the steps. Close enough that the 72 year old could like yell over and be like, I told you that we're no good. Yeah, he would have to yell over. He could be like the walks he could touch him and say that's no, they're right next to each other.

72 year old is level one. Now you guys are on level two. Yeah, where it's a little bit harder. If you lose to him, you have to come back and fight me again Yeah, the the second guy was he had like He was a pain he's not gonna be alright. He's not gonna be here next year. No, so we get so but then he goes he goes All right, well, I got like you kind of throws his arms about it and moves out of our way goes enjoy Yeah, and we're like, yeah nice finally and we all walk on the floor

Then okay the third guy's a giant snake He's shooting fireball It's the lady who's giving the golden child her things I've got I've got I've got the snake. Yeah, I want the knife So we start walking and I start walking towards what I would presume to be the entrance to the snake pit direction. I need kind of taps my shoulder and there's music blaring. It's very loud. So he has to get so I'm the only one who hears this I think it's very close to me goes hey They said you need wristbands to get in the down here or the snake pit and I don't have wristbands and I was like

Okay, you go so I can't get a snake just like I happen to be wearing eight wristbands. I go Okay, he goes, but you guys can like be down here on the floor and I was like but Like if we go up Like if we go back to the seats at all, like, we can't come back down. He's like, right. I was like, Oh, okay, he goes, but he was just hit me up and like, I'll come get you again. If you guys go up and want to come back down, yeah, just to not get in the state. Yeah.

For less expensive seats, apparently. Yes. Yes. So let's get a walk into your less expensive seats all right wow checks out so we're standing standing down the floor we get a little bit close yeah thank God and Bob he's gonna try to deny this but thank God that when Max got like up where he would like stand which would have been about like snake pit equivalent like circumference of the...

Stuff to earn the fucking big hit like, it was snake pit equivalent. I'm sorry, that's a big thing. Didn't change the energy of this young man. I'll tell you that, but I'll tell you this. Well, it changed Max's energy. No, I said that young man, I'm talking about Max. No, yeah, wow.

It did change the energy because then he goes, Bobby says it was his heart that was destroyed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, he told Bobby goes, he wants to see. So can he go back to the seats? And so we're like, oh, no, that's not true. He wants to go up front to where he wants to go up front. And it's too much. There's too many bodies pressing to get through. I can't I go, it's like your chance. And he died.

So I go, let's go back to the seats. We can see up there. He goes, I don't want to do that. I want to get up there. Can I want to go up there? And then I go, well, we can see up there he goes I don't want to do that. I want to get up there can I I want to go up there and then I go well it's we can see better up there. I'm trying to you know Could you just manipulate your kid just tell him and I'm like we can go up there Uh and sit down and then he goes well how are we gonna how do we get into the snake pit and I was like I don't know if that's gonna happen buddy

That but that hurt me the happen, buddy. That hurt me. The words you just said just hurt me. Thinking about the level of disappointment in this little month. Oh, it gets worse. Oh no. He would have been no closer in the stink, but. It's true.

It's true. James, to use the dealing with Christine. Same death-to-fying situation in the stink, if up against the gate, if you're not in the stink. James, to use the discipline in Christine, andbuying situation in a state that if up against the gate, if you're not in this state. Jay is too used to disciplining Christine and her just getting over a question and using drugs. Okay.

Yeah, not a 10-year-old with his whole world in front of him. And we go back up, but leaves and people and things happen. We go back up, we have to go buy the security gargant. Now we're up there, we're there. We have to get, we're in our seats and we sit down. And we're jamming, but you see, I can see Max's, he's having a good time, he's having a good time,

because it's still hope, I like, look, we're just waiting to see. Right, so I'm like, okay, when it's the moment of the show where the person is gonna like reach out to me. Yeah. And he's not busy anymore. And gonna be like, hey, member, we're watching, we're yet.

Look, you know, I'm looking for you, I'm coming in there now. Oh, yeah, he said he wasn't able to get us in there. So, you know, no worries, whatever, figure, maybe you'll get the like, oh shit, it will, hang on, let me get on that and figure that out. Yeah. Okay, riding high, I understand that. We go back down. We go back down to the floor because now the guy, I'm telling you, we did miss our one

moment of possibly this happening because when he, after that, the one guy who gave the hardest time to get on the floor the first time passed the old man was never there again. It was a guy who, I don't know if he recognized us or if that it was because he kept being like, I saw you down here man, go ahead, go ahead. So he said go snake pit. No. Floor. Floor.

He would last on and off the floor. I'm excited for you guys. So you go up to the seats, you come back down the guy who was giving you a hard time, isn't there? So you're just allowed back on the floor. We go back up. So I'm not still not in the snake pit, but our plan is to come back down because the person who's going to meet us in the snake pit is going to be done. And we, so now, okay, I hate we can text. Hey, dude, we're out here. You guys come, come here. You guys went down. Snake pit adjacent assuming down snake pit adjacent assuming

Assuming that this guy was going to answer Jay's text at And you're like guys we want to be pretty close to the snake pit when he answers this right? Yes That is the that is the The thinking behind this so we go back down Max point is max think he's going down into the 100% thanks. So you got us a lot of views what you're doing to this. Why would you just fucking let him settle into the seats? But why don't you at least at this point, do like a buddy be prepared for that we may not get in the state. Or I would just say, well, I am the snake. I'm a pleasant surprise if we got him the snake. We did, we did,

we did. I did prep him. Hey, man, it might not happen, but we just great sees blah, blah, but it's still. So then we go back down. Hey, we're gonna go back down again Well, we go back down Uh, and go out like to the front area between the hangs between Like a half was like 40 minutes or something. Yeah, so that was maybe an hour almost, but like it was uh, yeah We went outside. We were just kind of but at one point Bobby and Max break off. Well Max says to me. I was like looking like I want to keep looking over and I go is Bobby like Man at Mac or do Max do some mercy saying something whatever. I didn't realize Max was giving Bobby a talking to

Let me tell you what happened. I didn't even tell Jay what happened I wanted to save it. You can't keep making promises old man. No, no, no, no, no Max no communication Max said to me he goes, Dad, can I talk to you for a second? make him promise his old man. Max, it's about communication. Max said to me, he goes, Dad, can I talk to you for a second? And I go, of course, buddy, and he brings me over to the side, he goes,

Dad, Oh, we, this hurts. Oh, man, no. He goes, it hurts. I go, I go, what, I go, dude, we're not gonna get in the snake pit, and it just sucks Why'd you show him a video of it being built?

The history of snake pit You said snake pit nine hundred times You said snake pink to max You said it on the air you said snake pit five times I've seen you pictures of other Metallica concerts snake pit and then drew an arrow pointing to the area that a snake pit five times I've seen you pictures of other Metallica concerts snake pit and then drew an arrow pointing to the area Than a snake pit. By the way, I swear to God. I did that remember I have it on my phone I showed man. I go we're gonna be right here. He said dad it hurts Oh, I go I go and then he pointed to his chest stomach. That's where the soul is

Right there That's what they call is, right there. The point of the ring is the whole thing. That's where they call it a solar pox. Dude, I was a girl. I almost teared up because I was like, I almost called my real father, where I've been talking to him in 30 years, and said, look, I know we don't really have a thing.

Can you help me right now? Because I don't know what the fuck to say to this kid. And I was like, listen, man. I go, I go, look, a man, our seats are great. He goes, seats are great. I'm really, I don't want you to think I'm not appreciative. I really think the seats are great. But you said we were getting in the snake pit, man.

I thought we were getting in the snake pit. I really, I go, yeah, but the snake pit, you really can't see. You know, it's, he goes, yeah, but these see the sneak pit you really can't see you know It's he goes yeah, but I can see I could see and I was like listen man I know it's disappointing and it I go and hurts me too because to be honest I was kind of bummed that we're all we're all bummed out. Jay has hurt everyone today so stories had over you Lewis And I said to him I go listen man, but remember the guys in text me back yet. Okay, this is what we're having story. You guys are waiting. I really hope that Jason is just setting me out for he doesn't get in the snake pit at all this all that.

But for this little guy, I'll tell you right now because I have no idea whether or not you guys get in the snake pit. This is the right way to tell us. I don't know if Bobby's lost custody of Max. I don't know how this thing is. I don't know where this is going. Well, Max, I mean, he's really hurting. Like, I feel bad. And he, but he's hurting and like, he understands. He goes, I go listen, big J feel bad enough. You know, he got to see tickets.

And I go, big J really, I don't want you. He goes, no, dad, I don't want big J to feel bad at all. I, he's like, I really appreciate all this. I don't even think I don't. I just don't know how to get rid of the pain. I was like, holy shit. This is like my childhood. And, and I'm like time heals, bubba.

That did. That didn't mean about 30 years. And I, so I was like, listen man, we're gonna go back up, we're gonna have, we're gonna go in, we're gonna see the show. It's gonna be awesome. We might, you don't know, the guy might call back, but if we get in the snake pit of not,

we're gonna have a- The guy's going to message me. Yes, for sure. Jay keeps checking his phone. Every, you can see Jay taking his phone out of his pocket every couple of seconds and looking down. He's gonna message me. Well here's the one part again too, but we're out front hanging out. Now we're gonna go back to our seats. Now we can't go back onto the floor from that side of the stage. Feeney can. Feeney goes straight in. And we have to go

up on the side. Feeney should he take us give him access to everything. He goes right in. Immediately walks right in. Feeney's playing with Metallica at this point. That's a big near near near. I have to take Sat Max back up an escalator and walk around, you know, a full ball, a whole half stadium. We have to walk through the crowd to get back to our seats.

Yeah, great seats. Great seats. Fini's tickets come with a magic carpet. All around the stadium where we want to, seats. Yeah, great seats. Great seats. Feeties tickets come with a magic carpet. All around the same thing. We're once, oh, before I even get to how this ends, because I know everyone's against me right now, let's say this. I'm rooting for you. I'm rooting for Max. Well, we went on the floor one time. He's going to go up max to be hurting. When we went in our, when we went into our, into the floor at one point, the floor seats, I know.

We got to finish it, Jacob. When we got into the, uh, floor seats, or we were down the floor at one point, a couple of guys came to us. There's one group of guys who didn't know me at all. In fact, asked me to take a picture of him with Bobby and Max and their guys. I think it was, I said, that's big J. Ocasin and they went, who they did. I swear to you, when he, when he, when he handed me the camera to take the picture, he goes, dude, that's big J. Okerson and they went, who? They did. I swear to you. When he handed me the camera to take the picture, he goes,

dude, that's big J. Okerson. He goes, huh? And I go, I'll take the picture. I took the picture. They bullshit about, they tell me he's great. He's telling his buddy, he goes, Bobby Kelly's with the funniest dudes in the world. And this, and that, then they go up.

What they also the stage has is four VIPs. Well, just big four big podiums on on either on like four corners of the stadium, which are elevated and have like a bunch of seat. You know I'm talking about Jacob, what's it lighting? So we're the posts for the video cameras or the video screens. And people are sitting there, those guys walked right in there, I go, Bobby, do you guys love you so much? Well, we can get up onto that platform. You don't need seats. You can stand there. Bobby, what do you, he panicked? He panicked his way out of it.

No, because I didn't have, I didn't get them tickets to the seller the night before. I didn't, I didn't, I'm not gonna say, hey, you could have jokingly been like, shit, I mean, we could get up there, man. Yeah. And then you'd be like, oh, I'll walk you up there. That would have felt good when they said, we can't.

Well, I would have hurt Max again. Let me tell you what does feel good. Those are seats are seats you can't go to two max. Lewis, how about I tell you what does feel good. We walk all the way halfway around the stadium get back to our seats. My guy texts me. He goes, sorry, dude, really running for you. I was so rooting for you guys to get in that snake fit. You really had me one back that matches everything's going to be okay. One good thing did happen. Hands-O turned around. Choked out Max. He turned must learn defensive man. He turned around and took he was he saw Max is sure he had Mishard on this as I have huge balls and he took a big video goes come here Take a video with me took a big video and they turned to me and he was like show me the phone

I was like I was like trying to put my phone number except that he was trying to text it to me And then he kept pulling the phone away and I was like no no no All right 917 I was given to my number he goes except that he was trying to text it to me. And then he kept pulling the phone away and I was like, no, no, no. All right, 917, I was giving him my number, he goes, no, and he showed me the phone. He was, took a video of him and Max and sent it to the lead singer of Metallica. That wouldn't happen in the snake, but that wouldn't have happened in the snake pit.

Yeah, it's just. And the lead singer of Metallica went, oh, who the fuck are these people? I'm walking, I thought I blocked this guy. I don't want to take karate, dude. There's no karate. There's jujitsu. I don't want to do it.

And then we made Max leave early. Oh, geez. We didn't make Max leave early. We went back on the floor, which was a problem the last time again Now we had to get through 72 who was putting his foot down now. Oh you boys want to rumble again And I'm like I'm like we I think Bobby's yelling Max is sick I did I go easy. I go we just want to walk across the floors so we can go out to the parking lot quick If it's cool man plea and they're fine like all right all right man all right and then we went we met Fini we watched uh and her

sandman from like right by the exit and then we show your boys didn't have enough did you oh you're not finished yet eh Max had a blast we want we want to have it a great time the seats were fantastic uh and uh damn dude so funny. He did have a funny thing is This is actually pretty funny the nice little button on the story the guy reached out to me today He goes dude Stayed in town. It's a snake pit right now. It's where he got to go state in town an extra night Wanted to see if you and your lady wanted to grab some dinner

an extra night wanted to see if you and your lady wanted to grab some dinner with me and the security guy and his lady and I was like well actually do I go I know you're a huge comedy fan. I go I'm doing the live podcast tonight at the stand and stuff and if you want to come to that he goes oh yeah I thought maybe hitting some comedy tonight and I go nice he writes back I goes dinner is it like seven o'clock so we're not gonna make that podcast but You can grab me some tickets for that 10 o'clock at the seller. Oh Of course I did dude. I would literally have told them yes, and then I'm gonna let him show up and not have to Yeah, I'm gonna set Liz out going who the fuck you? Do not I'm like just just tell Liz you're sitting in the snake pit

Yeah, snake pit outside Yeah, I have business thingers. I don't see your wrist band. I would have sent them a video max giving them the finger So funny, I don't have wristbands at all so like if we go up to our seats. We won't be able to come back down Yes, I go up to our seats we won't be able to come back down yes I heard what they played unforgiving and that was off the set list they played do not enter Sandman buddy out and you know you guys all here know my personality very well no like that 50 times are the concert I'm like for whom the bell tolls max yeah? BUNINININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININ actual serious XM radio show. If you want the whole thing, go to seriousxm.com slashbombfire for a special offer. That's right, and go to bigjcomedy.com and robbercallylive.com to check out our

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