The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Soul Behind Jay

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

Jay watches "A Grammy Salute To Cyndi Lauper" and he falls in love with her all over again. Bobby can't understand his infatuation because of her wild outfits and baby speech. | Christine brings a book into the studio and it triggers Jay into remembering the bizarre incident where he was pulled off stage by an audience member. "Not Funny: The Soul Behind Joel" recounts the adventures of opening a comedy club during the pandemic. Soul Joel's was the venue where Jay was famously assaulted. Jay reads passages from the book and then tells what really happened from his perspective. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Grammy salute to Cindy Lauper was on ABC, I think. Really? The other day? So good. She's so good. I know you love her. She does not enjoy me, but I love her. I think she's still adorable, too. Really?

I really do. And when she was young, I thought she was flat out just hot. I thought she was hot. She's just you as a woman. Yeah. But she comes out, she opens this thing. It's a concert. She does at Hollywood Bowl.

It looks amazing. She sounds great. She hits all the notes. She opens up with Shebop, my fave, probably. And then goes right into the Gooney song. And she goes, hey, you know, I tell the story about how this came about, and I wrote the song for this movie. And I think a couple of them are here tonight, too, a couple of them. They show in the audience, Martha Plimpton, and then Corey Feldman, this geyser now sitting with his tattoo-face.

fucking child bride the new girlfriend right and uh who he's pushing music for so hard she's sitting next one of the audience and she you know that she plays the go to them a couple times and you can watch him fuck up the word he doesn't know the words to the goony song yeah yeah and there's the fact they get him like like and he just tries any way to like say words that aren't the right words oh it made me so happy i don't know why his failures do i get a kick out of them what what's your problem with her this is a stupid outfit for sure i mean she's stupid looking. It's a dumb outfit. It's dumb.

Turn it up. Turn it. Let me feel it. She bop. He bop, we bop. I bop. They bop. They bop. She bop. She bop. She looks like a fat alien. But you bet. Hey. Hey. Sorry. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry. Kelly Clarkson is a fat alien. What? Doesn't that feel bad?

What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't mean it. I don't mean it, but I'm just. showing you how it feels. Alright, you're right. I'm sorry, I apologize. This is a song about female masturbation, dude. How exciting is that?

Is this your Kelly Clarkson? Maybe. Look how adorable she still is. We're a little old lady chin. Dude, her, I don't know. What? She dances like a buffoon. I love her, dude.

She does her thing. She does. Here, listen to this speech. Oh, look at that. that fucking ass look at that flat old lady ass it's just a stupid outfit oh that ass is awful her ass is fantastic dude i gotta see a show at the hollywood bowl this place is fucking dope she's talks like a security guard at like long island like a festival have you ever seen a concert there i saw the stones there no that's awesome what is she wearing a wacky city lauber outfit

why do all women the older they get they dress like starship commanders She's also from Queens Hang on, let them get it Let them have it She does She's talking to Luke Luke, we must use the force Look, we must use the fourth

She's an entertainer She can't say fourth She's from Queens And she's a real woman We need the fourth look What? The fourth I'm sorry

It's a lack of respect I apologize I hate I'm sorry She does She looks like lava She's performing Dude, she looks like lava

Lava's fucking bright orange No, it's not when it dries I'm sorry She looks like a dried lava flow Thank you That's better I'm sorry dude I apologize

She's saying the Goooney stuff And we're missing it I'm sorry go back Turn it up Go back to lava floor lava Just turn up you want to go back No you went back too fine Oh my goodness

That's right Listen to every goddamn word of it girls just want to have fun you're trying to stifle that fun I want girls to have fun dude I really do I do I just think her Google Gaga voice should have grown out of it by now

you guys want me could you imagine her coming into a room be like you want me to suck on your ballsies and lick your goo goo guys yes I can picture that why don't you put your pink lipstick into my kucci snack ugh what

you're saying very hot things What is this? What's happening here? That's a piano kazoo. Oh, it's the end of the gay guy going nuts with her. Her and John Legend kill it. It's so good. But it was more just to show you,

that Corey Feldman's a... What is that jacket that gay guy's wearing is from who? I couldn't guess what the hell that is. It's the stupidest looking thing I've ever seen. Talking heads. He wore that type of thing. The oversized thing, David Byrne.

Yeah, but it's not really... It doesn't even look that tribute to that. It just looks gay. It does. They do look like they're on a spaceship right now. She looks cute. Look at her knuckle gloves and her fucking little thigh-high panties. Yeah.

Come on. 72, I looked it up. Looks pretty good, right? Yeah. I mean, she looks good for 72, but she's also a millionaire, which helps you look good at 72. Why do you hate her so much? I don't hate her. I'm just saying that she's not Kelly Clarkson.

What? You heard me. Kelly Clarkson wishes she was Cindy Lauper. Are you? And you know what? You're right. Kelly Clarkson would say that because she's humble. No, it's because Cindy Lauper is iconic.

Kelly Clarkson is a phenomenal singer. She's not, what you're saying, she's not iconic? No. She won American Idol. She's a daytime host. Are you? She is now, but she's also, she's everything. She's a phenomenal singer.

She's everything. She tours. She's amazing. She sings. She hosts. She's down to earth. She's a good person. She's lost weight.

She's lost weight. She looks great again. Ooh, again. What? Ooh. That means at some point you didn't think. You don't think Cindy Lopper had ups and downs in that face over the years? Christine, you found the Soul Joel book in the break room, I see.

Is there anything in this book about me getting yanked off stage? I have no idea. It was just sitting up there. Read the Ford. It was written by Lou. Wheelchair Lou? Oh, yeah. Love Lou.

She's a sweetheart. Love Lou. She gave me a ride. I had a shit really bad when I was at Soljo's in the field. Yeah. And I wasn't going to make it to the, because you had to go all the way to the building to shit. And she drove me on the back of her electric wheelchair. Really?

All the way to the back of him. I think he's drove you in a car. Like, what did you push the pedals with her teeth? She does have a van. Yeah, she drove me all the way to the bathroom. It's pretty fast. My dedications to his mom and dad. Let's see.

the hurricane dome so it's all about the read it with an accent and in fact December of 2006 I was privileged to witness the rise of a real up-and-comer or so I thought I was six months into comedy

and at home visiting my family for Christmas break I decided to attend my first open mic at the laugh house in Philadelphia the club is no longer there but had given birth to many Philly comedians including Kevin Hart. Thank you.

Flip to another one. Just randomly go to something else. Flip somewhere else? Let's go. Let's find it. Is there a picture of me getting yanked off stage in the middle here in the picture section? Jessica Kierston.

Okay, some fireworks. We'll see. Looks like everybody's staying on stage. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It's a very short book. Huh? Very short. It's a bathroom read.

It was a mad couple of months trying to find a new location. Finally, in mid-October, I settled on the temporary home of Westover Golf Course, owned by Vince Piazza, brother of former Mets and Major League Hall of Famer, Mike Piazza. Anything to keep Soul Joles going. 20 minutes away from Royersford, it worked out perfectly for us and them, because the golf course was a little use over the winter. It's not funny. The story of soul, Joel.

Beautiful. One man's journey. Can I show you how to turn a notification off on your phone? They're off. Everything's off. That's not me. Who is that? I don't know.

Who the fuck? Was that you, Jacob? Let me find out. Christine, you're being quiet over there. What? What was me? What notification? Everybody heard a phone, a phone vibrate on the table.

Was it you? I'm sorry. It was Bobby. It was me. Hang on one second. I'll tell you why. We went to break, and Don was sending me Max's first football game.

Yeah, yeah. And he's just, I love it. You know, you know when you have a son? There is that time. Go, Max, go. It's so funny. Well, you need these pictures because next time Kim calls you out

and not having any pictures of Max doing the athletics. I know. That's so funny. Because me and Don, when we do go to his games, we never know what to yell. Go, Max, go. Now I know with the yell because it's always me and Don going, do it! Go, do stuff.

Then people yell things like, dude, you got to go across the line. And we're like, yeah, go across the line. We're yelling it on a wrong place. I think one time I said, one time I yelled out, I yelled out, be you, Max. There you go. Don looked at me like, what? I was like, I want him to be him. I don't yell that at one of Isabella's games,

and I tried to take her back to a moment in time and get her mind in a place somewhere else where she was about to have the movie the natural-like moment in her life, and then she just whiffed two free throws, and they lost. It wasn't for lack of me yelling out. Today's her 23rd birthday, by the way.

Happy birthday. Going to dinner after this. Lou just said it. Your story is in the book. Oh, really? Lou just texted me And just as I shut my phone off It came through

Oh man, what do you think he takes that? What do you think he takes that? I don't know, should I open my phone And say, what page? What page? Okay. Let's see. Well, he's trying to move it, so

Let's see, what could have happened here? That was the day it all changed. Mm-hmm. A pandemic chapter? I think the whole story's pandemic. Oh, the whole thing. I have to be. Inside screens to outdoor dreams.

No train, no gain. I mean, this is all, Welcome to the thunder, lightning, the snow, and the, yeah. It's just, so it's before chapter seven where he leaves Royersford. Okay. So it's somewhere in the first six chapters. Go birds, um, fuck ice, and free Palestine.

Fuck, yes. Stand by it. Stand by it. Go birds. Go birds. Fuck Palestine. Go birds. Oh, Lewis.

Oh, I made a picture in the book, too. it's us with Lou oh those were good days huh it'd be funny if he blamed you for the incident

I hope to God that's what it is I hope so too that would be fucking fantastic he did scoot his chair closer

he did yeah he's gonna you've moved your thing close to the stage that's a problem I couldn't guess

where this is let me look no what I don't want her to look why the soul behind Joel that's the name of the book you got to be corny when you write a book I can't wait to read Lewis's book oh yeah I know I wonder it's gonna sound like a jerk off you think we're in it I'm for sure hit it yeah of course you guys better be in it what yeah I think I mean so upset if you weren't mentioned in Lewis's book at all I bet I bet we're not unless it's all

childhood right which i'm actually not a hundred percent sure how far it goes it might just go to uh new york hmm well i don't know something about jim brewer i tell me there somewhere not texting me back here we go here we go found it okay uh let's see here blah blah blah blah paper covered exam the next day Was lucky 14. Lucky for us anyway. Read it in the accent. The Big J. O'Kerson incident.

With the accent. Big J. wasn't even supposed to be on the show. Dave Smith had been scheduled with Lewis J. Gomez. On the Monday, Legion of Skang's broadcast prior, they announced Dave had a death in the family and would not be joining Lewis at Soul Jules. Lies. It was Palestinians.

There was no death in the family, for sure. It was Palestinian children. Lewis, I think Dave forgot. Something like that. forgot and then he just couldn't go he booked something out and lewis was going to do it by himself and then he asked me if i would do it and i was like you know what i got a car i don't fucking i'm not doing anything after the show that day i'll come down i'll do it with you you're a good friend they announced that the other third of lOS big j would replace him the show was

hosted by james mad dog matton now a ball story about james back to the big jay show Zachomiko featured, and Kunal Aurora was granted a guest spot. Stage time was scarce, another side effect of the pandemic, but Jay was more than happy to give a spot to Kunal. During the show, the stepdaughter of a regular patron, a woman who had bought the VIP Summerfest Pass to every show started drunkenly heckling and shouting out while the comedians were performing. At one point, Lewis was on stage talking about the office,

ongoing LOS presidential election. Lewis, Big J. and Dave Smith from the Legion of Skanks, along with Ari Shafir, were running a bit to determine who the best was to lead the group of unruly comics. The girl yells out, fuck this place, fuck Trump, everyone's

racist. Lewis wasn't talking about Democrats or Republicans. He was talking about comedians. Most comedians don't discuss politics unless they have a specific following. This lovely gal had been a distraction in the entire show. Working comedians are familiar with this type of behavior and know how to deal with it, usually in a funny way.

Big Jay is no exception. I told him, while Lewis was still on stage, that I wanted to remove her. He maintained that he needed her and would let me know if it became a problem. Jay is a master of crowdwork. I had no worries. Jay was doing his thing, killer crowdwork, including interacting with this girl. He had been talking to and about her for five minutes at least. Until she finally realized and barely coherent slurred,

Who, me? That kind of self-awareness she had. None. The family starts to escort the daughter out. The crowd starts going nuts and applauding. The brother had stayed behind. I start to walk with the mom and stepdaughter to let everyone know I'm handling it. while we were walking out

there were a few minutes of uncalled for interaction from her brother towards Jay and the crowd the brother goes to confront Big Jay who's about a football field away from where I was I started to run as fast as I could but it wasn't fast enough

before I knew it I'm witnessing him grab Jay by the ankle pull him off his stool and onto the ground it was Jerry Springer-esque a video that captured those split-second shows Jay grabbing, getting grabbed, and Lewis, the self-proclaimed Puerto Rican Rattlesnake, who was behind Jay during all of this, springing into action, because the video is so grainy, it almost looks like Lewis was the second attacker on the sandy

no, but he was in fact, lightning quick to defend his friend. The fans started flocking the Jay, Lewis and the brother, everyone wrestling with this guy. The whole melee happened within about two minutes from when Jay was about to wrap up the show seeing what was happening I ran over like an NFL referee just moving guys off the pile to get to the ball I got to the

bottom of the mound to find out one of the patrons had pepper sprayed the dad and the brother the dad got up and kept repeating not again not again and all I can think was

this has happened before I mean listen to me you should you should do the audio book for them this

at least that chapter it should have that music in the background and you doing it in that accent it's a it's an 80% okay told retelling

what's he missing I mean he left like the I mean the way why she got irate the why she got irate I mean I was fucking I mean she was fucking I mean she was

a moron she was getting dunked on I mean I did the whole joke on dog belly is the interaction we had back and far I forget like what she said yeah she said she got she was pregnant then she said she got by a black guy then she said she got an abortion she kept calling everybody racist and what did you say I was like for being for calling everyone racist you're the only person here who confessed of murdering a black person and that said her to know a tizzy no I mean she she screamed she screamed she looked up and it was wild and then you she started walking and then they started walking her off and the brothers are coming up and i had

everything i was like i was like i was like i was like i was like i'm gonna for the first time i'm gonna get to bash someone's forehead in with a fucking mic stand and then by the time i'm going ooh or maybe i should just hey i think we're gone too close to the edge didn't see that coming that line is so so fucked up yeah well she was just i mean she walked into it It is a fucked up line. She wrote the joke herself. She wrote the joke herself. Yeah, but it's so funny.

I just said it. He said, he says, you know the only one in it? They killed a black person. To admit, I said, who confessed to killing a black person. Wow, that's a vicious line. God damn. It made her upset. But she was a problem, the whole show.

And I don't recall him, again, I don't want to, like, ever put, like, false claim. I don't recall him being, like, I want to kick her out. I don't recall that being a thing. I'm sure there's probably a conversation, but it's just where they presented it. Like, you were like, I need her As opposed to like Don't kick her out

I'll deal with her Yeah maybe I need her I definitely don't need it But I was just like Why not? You know what I mean I'm sure if he was like

Do you want me to kick her out I would agree that I probably didn't say You have to kick her out I was like Yeah I mean Yeah I'm sure I was like I mean I could fuck well You know we'll see

Or maybe I was like What I usually say about something like that Is like if she's that much of a problem with me Like she'll probably leave By the time Kind of what happened Yeah I just didn't foresee the brother.

I'm going to insult her so bad, she's going to snap. Kind of. But I'm always, that's the best thing. All of them. I'm always trying to be friends with them first. You know, I'm trying to, like, go like, hey, chill. We're all having a good time. Like, we're just busting balls and having it.

You know, I mean, I do a lot of that. And so when they're still like, well, fuck you. And it's like, well, now everyone hates you because I tried to be, like, nice to you. The Shane gig, the lady yelled out. Yeah. Bring out Shane. And he, the crowd turned on her. And then you kind of stuck up for a little bit.

And then she said something back to you. She knew she booed me. They were booing her, and I go, don't boo, or she's drunk. I go, listen, she might be, there's funny things that'll come out of her. And then she went, boo. And I went, you're booing me? I just tried to save you, dumb cunt. I was taking your back.

And then they booed at her anyway. Oh, dumb cunt is such a. Big Chogerson takes a tumble. That's a great call for it. Bage frequency, put that out. Nice. I'm not remembering this wrong. I don't think that we knew who the guy was because before the show he was handing out his business card

because he was trying to... He was just going up to He's just being an only fan's manager. I'm an only fan's manager. But just going up to random girls in the audience and saying, like, I manage. And he gave a card. That's why they doxed them.

What a fucking weird thing. I went on the... That was one of the only first, like, Instagram lives I ever did in my life. I went on that night. I was like, don't docks him or his family. It's fucking done. And then you guys...

We just forgot about Zoom court. I know. I just want to do Zoom course. We want to do it with like filters. Like me and Lewis were like a cat and a dog. or like we were gonna be like it's like a year later we were gonna be like all still like wrapped in like you know like broken arms and shit

and we're like goes I haven't slept since it happened I have to be in this wheelchair I steer at my face did it hurt when you got pulled off by your ankles no man I lucked out man I really got like you see those here's a video right here the second foot gets down last second so I don't come off he but he was going to who flattened me it was gonna be if my head hit that stage I'd have been I didn't yeah I was standing stage left

and so from my angle it looked like there was no way that he wouldn't have hit the back of his head on the stage. Oh, I would have. The way he came down. So I was rushing over there thinking like he was knocked and his head was knocked. Did you, because that guy's right there. Did you not see him get that close to you? I did it just, grabbing my leg wasn't what the thing I, no, no, no.

I thought the guy was definitely coming to start some shit. One, I thought security probably would jump in before it ever got to that. And then also I'm like, I have complete, like, I'm like, it's like a five foot high stage or something. Security was, to be fair, like they were escorting this girl out and the rest of the family. He just broke off the group. And he broke off the group.

So security was like occupying. So I mean, literally, in my mind. Like a raptor? Just came around. But I mean, like, but I was like in my mind. I was going like, oh, this guy's coming for a problem. And it might get to me. I'm not like, you know, that naive.

And, uh, but I was like, he's going to either try to climb up the stage, which if he starts doing that, I'm going to fucking, like, hit him with the mic stand or somewhere, kick him. And then I go, and if he's going to try to come up the fucking ramp on the side, he's gonna walk he'll never get past lewis right he'll never even get there so it was just like every situation didn't seem like i was in a lot of danger and never rash never thinking he was gonna grab my ankles and pull me off like that was crazy it's such a it's such a great move on his part no shit you know what i mean like i'm gonna grab me grab this motherfucker's ankles but my

it was weird the slow motion of my mind as it was happening going like it's funny like thinking i was like yo you have to get your it's like i was like oh i'm about to be unconscious Like I thought because I saw what was going to happen And then like I just got my second foot off the stool But it's so like split second when it happened And it's also the stage remember It's a fucking shipping container That would have been the worst thing

Just the last thing you said was You're the only person who killed the black baby And then you wake up Yeah I go Did it kill? Did she scream? Did the girl leave?

You're good dude You're good How was I've never seen anything like that I mean it legitimately was like a tea kettle going off. It was like she broke and she just screamed to the heaven. The logic was, it blew her mind. Looking up and screaming. Now, what were you

doing, Christine? Laughing at her? When it was happening, I was in the back and I started walking around kind of like the side. I mean, it's my dream that if a girl tries to attack. Jay, I'm going to jump in and beat her up and Jay's going to be like, you're not a pussy.

That's your dream? It's my dream. You had 7,000 opportunities to show you're not a pussy. You've never done it once. There's no girls ever attacked you. Attack me. What are you talking about? They've attacked the car. He won't hate you, but I'll fuck you up.

They've attacked the car. How about that one girl who just, like, stopped in front of the car and gave the finger when we had a green light? You were supposed to beat her up? Yeah. She meant white girls. Oh. Yeah, she's not going to.

These are all white girls. I'm just, no, attacking you is different than being a cunt in the street. Oh, well, just, you know, you don't have to, if a girl's attacking me, I will just punch her. Like, I'll punch a woman who's attacking me. I would never attack a woman ever Whatever, I was just kind of creeping around And then it was really what happened

So I'm creeping around watching the show And then it's being dealt with The staff's handling it Everything's going And then that was just a very fast You realized your dream died My dream died That you didn't get to get Jay's approval

I lived You don't have my approval And I live And then Jay got ripped off stage Yeah but we hit play on the thing You see that second foot That was everything Oh

It looks like Lewis pushed you That's what I said. That's why I just read in the book. Yeah. So he put, so he saved you. He just jumped.

Well, no, he just jumped into the fight. I mean, he didn't, he didn't do anything with me. Like, I mean,

uh, he didn't save me. What saved me was getting that foot down. Lewis just jumped in to go fucking, miss him fucking beat up the guy who fucking just, uh, killed his friend he thinks probably. That's Lewis's dream.

Yes. To kill the guy who killed his friend. You both had a dream that day. Yeah. I think it's funny that Lewis and Christina have a similar dream. Yeah. For me to that for them, for them,

for me to die, but in their act of heroics get revenge immediately. Yeah. And it's also immediate revenge they get, so you don't have to, like, have that lingering forever. You don't want your life to be dedicated to revenge. Wouldn't it be great if the person you have to get revenge on, you could do it in the moment? You know, I go, and now I'm free, it's, everything's it. Immediate justice,

and we move on. It's such a funny thing, though, that a guy fucking just was like grabbed your ankle. I mean, it was so shitty. It's like a little kid move. Like, when your kids being an asshole, you just grab his ankle. I didn't. I didn't, I didn't factor it as a possibility of what could happen.

I wasn't even standing up yet. I'm like, I thought the guy's coming to jaw and whatever, and you're like, yeah, and then we'll see if he makes a move of some sort. It just didn't even cross my mind. My feet are still, I'm not even feet on the ground yet. I still have the feet, like, on the rungs of the stool. Yeah. How happy was he when he, having a ball?

He just locked in on those anchies. He saw those juicy calves. He was like, ooh. I want them. He goes, I want those little tiny ankles with those fucking sick-ass calves. You do have grabable ankles? You do have grabable ankles, man. Oh, you do.

Nice, juicy. It's like a drumstick. You show my grabable ankles? Go on, show them. No, you do. Yeah. Now, okay, oh my God, that is, but it looks like, I know that Lewis is, did Lewis push you? He's, he's completely next to me.

He's like a few feet next to me. It's just the angle. He was, like, back stage, and when the guy came up, Lewis started creeping up towards the front of the stage. Also didn't think he had, he didn't think he had to react that quick, because this wasn't the, it was either going to talk shit and try to climb up the stage. It would have looked a little weird. Yeah, because you got to roll up. I've done that before. When you jump off stage, you have to get back on, you have to roll back on like a fucking whale.

This wasn't a state. Yeah, you have to beat yourself. Yeah, you have to beat yourself. It's the worst. You beat yourself. I did that at one of the creeps with kid shows. I did this stupid bit where I ran into the crowd It was awesome

And then I'd walk back And the stage was just I couldn't jump up Because I was too fat I had to jump up Use my stomach as a hand To pull me up To hold me

And then roll Wait a second Do you remember What the fuck? It was a skank fest One year in Vegas Maybe the second year Whatever it was

The day that my body Like completely shut off Oh, the emergency massage I think that was 2022. It was my body like Maybe it was the last day or something My body shut off And I had to go into the room

Whatever the room was The movie theater room Where they were doing Ari's storytelling show It was pretty early That show And I remember the backstage area It had like a set almost And there was like a backstage

Sort of on either side of it Yeah Like you walk into it from either side And the stage was like semi high But you could definitely step up to it But it's like definitely a high step Yeah

and my body and I remember I put my foot up on that step and stepped up and put the rest of my body up and my body just kept going forward and I couldn't stop until I just while this show's going on the room rocked I mean I just barrel everything I had

I go yeah the whole body's gone legs aren't working and I just smashed into a wall ah oh shit my legs shut off completely I was no video of that no I was just backstage they were rushing me to Ari's show

I just ate shit now when you hit the ground Are you on top of this guy? Yeah. And now Lewis is on top of him. No, Lewis is, well, Lewis is doing stuff from a standing position. I have my hand, my fingers in the guy's cheek.

No, no, no, that's not what happened? I don't give a shit about this. What are you saying? What is she saying? When they were pulling me off of them, no, we beat, this is well documented a long time ago. They were beating the shit out. We were, the audience came over

and pulled me and Lewis off of them. them and we're like don't get in trouble we'll do it that's great well that's what when i that's what christine probably got over there for but when they pulled me off the guy like because i like he was like a side yeah at that point and i was hitting them and lewis was other hitting with other stuff uh parts of the body and uh and then i uh when they pulled me off and though i just remember like my fingers were like in his fucking cheek like in his mouth and i was like yank they were like i was like i was i couldn't believe i when i landed on him i was like for the second you're like i thought i was like

I was like Patrick Swayze Like I was blasted out of my body or something And I'm like this is not even I'm floating I couldn't blow I was like yo Because I didn't even know I guess must have got the other foot down

Because like when he was going I was like I'm done Right I thought that was so yeah I was like I'm alive And then I celebrated with wild Aggressive fat kid punches

When I got to the pile And I felt like There's already immediate crowd Well luckily Soljol referee was there To clear the pile And find out who had possession I just thought Jay was on top

And I was like Oh thank God because I was almost I literally was expecting you know Jay's never on top sorry it was right there I'm a power bottom everyone knows that you know you're a sloppy bottom boy never knows him a power bottom so so when you came over the crowd just started beating the shit out of this one guy yeah yeah and then not like cops were there immediately yeah cops were there pretty quick too

wow did you go did was that the end of the show yeah that would be great if you went He goes back up, sat back down. That was crazy. That was great. I didn't think you'd go from my angle. No, just like the slimy thing of what he did was when it was all, when it came to pass, he asked me to come back and I went back and I made nice money for a one night or at his place again. Because since I did it, since that happened and that made some kind of news.

Yeah. The place was selling out every week. Yeah. After that. Because of you. I mean, it sucks because, like, not because of my comedy necessarily or nothing. You're like, oh, this place, like, something might pop off. You know what I mean?

So it became roadhouse. It just got the name. And it's also, it's like, I think more than anything else, people are going like, there's a place doing comedy right now that's like this big and inside. So it was like a good commercial for the kind of a cool thing he had going. Yeah. It's not, it's when I came back, his take on him was like,

hey, no, it worked out a little good for you, a little good for me. And I go, you look, I didn't sue you, dude. Like, it's like, that's crazy. Like, to be like so cavalier. And then when they asked me. I would regret if he put that in the book. It worked out for him and me. That, and that what I thought was, was gay also.

was that he uh they asked me fox or something like fox philly the Philadelphia affiliate was like uh would you do our morning show in philly and come talk about what happened and i went no what what would you what they want you to talk about well because could i tell you why that strangely happened not long after chris rock got slapped on stage so it became a thing of like people coming on stage and doing what they want to do that's what it was kind of circle around so they asked me to come down i was like no and uh and then the next morning my cousin vicky sends me a video of like the news in the morning and soljol they're like you know in a blazer like yeah you know it's crazy that people just think they can come up now and he's like being

like i'm like fuck he's just capitalized the fact he capitalized off it's so like worm so as like i said before i don't even dislike him this so he's like a wormy dude that'd be great if the lady was on news going he said i killed a black man He said I killed I said not a black man A black baby In your belly What a fucking crazy line

Well the whole thing was She was making everything up Yeah That was the idea So that's why like the one I thought Dave didn't show up By the way Yeah no shit right

Jesus Christ Her head would have exploded Everyone's racist She'd be like yes Her mom sold her She goes she's not pregnant Yeah her mom was Not anymore

That's what she says Well that's the whole thing So she goes She said She had a black boyfriend I made comment that which was just kind of fun you know whatever like uh and then she was like uh oh yeah she goes i'm pregnant with a black baby and then i made some joke about that i'm like okay you know

no one gives a fuck right it's like okay and then her mom goes i'm sorry everybody she's being like she's just drunk she's just drunk and lying she's not pregnant and then i thought that was weird weird thing to lie about i'm like are you really not pregnant and she goes no i'm not pregnant because I had an abortion. She said it like that? Yep. And I was like, yeah, it was all spooky. And when she said that, but I'm saying she set up with that kind of thing, like abortion.

And then I just said, I go, well, for having such a problem with racism, you can, you just confessed to killing a black person. And it popped her, yeah, her lid, her stack blew. The logic was sound. She could poke no holes in it. All she could do was scream for the heavens. You made her realize that she's a racist. She's like, oh my God, I killed a black person

The whole thing's a lie She wasn't mad at you She was just believing her own lie She wasn't mad at you She was mad at herself for killing a black person She almost got herself arrested Wow They did arrest the guy, the brother

I think they used to one of those Probably take him to the station Let him go things But they took the brother The sister was trying to get arrested The cop was like What are you doing? And she was like coming to point her finger in her face

Like fuck you and he's like I don't have a problem with you miss I hate that I hate that And they were like do you want to get arrested too and like she was at her parents had the kind of and then her and then the other thing I didn't like this actually I thought was the shittiest thing do you remember this I always forget this fact sometimes sorry guy but they uh the the fucking the parents yeah reached out in some way and they're

like fans and they were like a pugger sorry our son's a fucking drunken loser and our daughters a dumb twat and we shouldn't even have brought them to something like that they're such fucking idiots and I'm like fuck you guys too you just bag on your kids like I'm like raise your kids better don't bring them the place like that but it's for you to try to like nuzzle up to me by going like yeah my fucking kids are stupid idiot dumbasses and what's wrong with you it's like they're your kids and you're hanging out if you wanted to apologize and say the thing goes sorry they were acting like that he goes i don't know what got in you know some kind of but just start going like they're stupid pieces of shit i'm gonna will you come to thanksgiving i'll tell them to stay the

fuck home i hate them isn't that kind of isn't that kind of gross too it is gross but it's a weird part of Pennsylvania. You know what I mean? Royers for it. Yeah, it's a weird, you know, there's a lot of racists out there. The clans out there. There are? Yeah, dude.

Out there. That soul, Jules? Yeah, in that area of Pennsylvania, I think, uh... Hey, let's go down to Sol Joles. Yeah, that town is definitely an old school town. It's, I hate when the people, uh, get in the cops' faces, you know, and start screaming at it. But now I love that the cops are actually using pepper spray, but they're using, like,

the cop bear's bear spray pepper spray and you just see there was a girl the other day she was screaming at the cop just fuck you you pig you fuck and i mean like just being outrageously inappropriate and like fuck you like and the cop just went back up back up but she took one step too close and he just went shh and made her face orange he went my just to see people become who they they are very quickly. Like, she went, oh my God, I can't see.

Oh, God, pepper spray is awesome. I feel comfortable saying this too. The Royasford police are a fucking bumbling a group of fucking retard. They were dumb as shit. They didn't help. They wanted me to be like a problem in this so bad, too, like that it took many, many audience members coming over

as they're kind of being shitty with me going like, he was on stage. The guy yanked him off stage. But you know why they're doing that. They're doing that because if you're at, They don't. They get to just go home. They just go home.

Yep. They do not. If you can say, I'm going to sue. Lazy. Yeah, it's, it's, it's paperwork. And then they started, and then when they were, like, finally okay, like, clearly this guy is the problem here, the other guy. Yeah. Then it was, like, a lot of that kind of thing was a show even funny, huh?

You know, kind of that thing was, why don't you make us laugh here kind of thing. You're like, dude, suck dick and go away. Fucking town bumpkin fucks. Fucking the Royers for Pennsylvania. Royers for Pete, you don't need police. That's why they're all. Why wouldn't you be corrupt in a place? There's nothing to do.

Rape prostitutes. Jay's going to be at Souljoles in Reutersford in December. You can catch me in Royersford. No, where are you going to be? Christine, roll up, please. Well, let me do you. I'll do you. I'll do you.

I'll do you. I'll do you. I'll do you. I'll do you. I'll do you. I'll do you. You do you do me. Big Jay is going to be at the Funny Bone in Columbus this weekend.

October 10th through the 11th. After that, he's going to be in Washington, D.C., Pasadena, Austin, Tampa, New Orleans for Skankfest. All the tickets are at, BigJ Comedy.com and his YouTube page slash at Big Jokerson has his live show that he does once a week. And also he has his, they, them up there. But check this out right now available, double album, Them They, is available for pre-order on vinyl. And you get so many extras with this. Just go to 800 pound gorilla, 800 pound gorilla media.com slash pages slash Big Jay.

Come on. Jesus Christ. We put it up on Big J comedy. Gotta fuck it's available on big j comedy yeah just go big jcom yeah that's crazy why would they do that yeah no just bigj comedy.com it's on the front page yeah and it'll go there and you get uh you should definitely get that one thing the original art and put it in if you have it yeah please cock art i'll try to find i'll see if i have it tonight i'll let you know tomorrow if i have it if i have it we'll do something fun with it that'd be great bobby kelly's going to be the comedy

to carlson in rochester october 10th 11 that's this weekend and then port charlotte october October 17th and 18th. That's Florida, right? It's in Florida. It's down the south on the west. Port Charlotte. That's October 17th and the 18th. After that, Tampa, Florida,

Emmaus, Pennsylvania, and of course, New Orleans also for Skangfest. For tickets and all their tour dates, visit punchup.org slash Robert Kelly. And go to Bobby's YouTube channel, YouTube.com slash at Robert Kelly Comedy. And you can catch them, of course, at the Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge.

The comedy seller, 7 p.m. every Tuesday night, unless I want to hang with him, I hope. And make sure you check out our YouTube page. I'm going to take some time off. Slash at the Bonfire Radio. I love that. And on Thursday, we're going to be wearing the Marcus King episode live from the fish bowl. Very fun.

It's awesome. So tune it for that. You guys are the best. I do, I tear up, asshole. You got dragged off the stage like a ham. Crackle, crackle.