The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Stoned Age

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

Cardi B is at SiriusXM for an event in the lobby and the Bonfire tries to poach her as a guest. Jay practices his twerking just in case she shows up. | Jacob and Jay have a deep love of the 90's movie "The Stoned Age." They research the sexy actress in the movie only to find that she now shouts about the government on her Instagram. | Javier Bardem makes a political statement at the Emmy Awards. | Jay has a horrible flight home from a gig in Calgary. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. That's Cardi B, with Bodek Yellow off her debut album, Honor Thy Father. She has a father? No, no. That was the ironic joke. It might be a little bit weird in here today. I don't know if you can tell this from just hearing the show out of the gates, but we have a bit of a skeleton crew here. It's just me, Bobby, and DJ Lou, because if you could believe it,

Christine, Jacob, and our very own Black Lou have been fired for celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk. They did it too publicly. They were out there. Jacob, I think we have some audio somewhere of Jacob when he found out the news. Bring up the finger with NASCAR when he goes nuts to NASCAR. Oh, thank you.

Oh, Jacob. Classless. Called to the carpet. Jim McClure fired his ass. Out of the blue, too, because I thought he would be the other way. Me too. I thought he was going to be the other way. But apparently, he's been a secret little left ringer.

It's been a real shift. A little Antifa boy. And you know what? If you look at Antifa, a lot of those videos, you could see Jacob's eyes in those little. And then Black Lou put up that video that said, if the Cowboys win this week, I don't care if Charlie Kirk passes away. And son of a bitch. And then why do you guys guys want to keep putting these videos? out. And then Christine just

did a whole, she like, Crip walked while they kept re-showing the video over and over again. And there's her. There's her video. But she also, she gave Dawkins a Charlie Kirk doll without a head on it. She really did. That's nuts. Classless bitch. You are a crazy person. Wow.

What a weekend, huh? I just got to say, it's up on the bonfire now. You're booty dancing? Yeah. Dude, it's so good. Is it? It's uncomfortable. Really? Yeah, I was watching, I'm like, this is, this is weird.

That's how good it was. Like a gay guy? No, I was feeling uncomfortable watching it, which means it's good. It's so good. Because I was looking at my friend, what do you call that dance? Booty dance? It's the twerk, Bob. The twerk, I'm sorry.

Is that a twerk? Yeah. It's a slow twerk. That's a twerk. I thought a twerk was like a, like a jiggle. I think it twerks really anything involving just like the, an ass-focused dance. An ass-focused dance? Yeah.

A dance that focuses exclusively on movement of ass. Right. So it could be slow, it could be fast, it could be jiggly, it could be... But it's got to definitely be pointed out, like jetting towards you. You have to have an arch. There needs to be an arch. You need an arch. Absolutely.

Your arch? It's pretty good. Not pretty good. I was standing on wheels. Buddy, not pretty good. But then you turned around and looked at me. Yeah. Was that hot?

Cutty-butty face and you put your finger in your mouth, like you got caught. Was it? Ooh. Yeah. Uh-oh. Jay was being naughty. Jay's naughty I was being a little bit of a naughty boy

Yeah you're a naughty boy You're naughty boy Jay And it was really good It's on the video up on Instagram And all things bonfire right now If you want to see it Oh yeah As we speak

Black Lou is auditing Jacob right now That's why they're not in the room actually Because they're out there trying to corral Cardi B Yeah big fan To come in here

Bobby's a huge fan Huge fan I like her um i like her but bobby's really the big fan um i told him to tell him your movie your co-star from a movie is in here we were in hustlers together and she doesn't remember that i did call out uh that she when i came back after let me go home for a while on the set of hustlers because it was taking for the day was going very late yeah because carty b was late she was late she was very and usher was also late Why do you think they were late?

No, no, no, no. Oh, oh. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I took you down a path. I didn't mind. I'm sorry.

You shouldn't have. That's my fault. That was your fault, totally. I got called to the carpet for being late here at work. I'm late. Because I act like a black person. Christine was on time. You came from the same house.

Christine's laugh just reminded you do you got to watch peacemaker start it please it's so funny I did I did start it Mattos is so funny in season two I started it but I fell asleep oh here we go this doesn't feel like great news oh god I thought we lost Jacob to black people if they took them what's up did you tell her there was a money move to come in here I should have given you a speech it's a money move oh I know it's you I know how I know how it works I could already tell this is great news. Doesn't look good. Okay, okay.

But it's not a no. It's not a no. Liam is checking. He's checking with who? Her management team outside. But what did you set him up with the check? I also checked with Eric, who also helps us out booking people.

Did she see you and speak? Or did she not speak? She didn't see me. Thank God. She's being interviewed right now. Thank God. Okay, that's fine If she sees you and she doesn't speak

That means she doesn't fuck with you We should have Jacob Those are lyrics, Jacob Oh, yeah Put my jam back on, Lou She don't dance now, she make money move I said I said this would be a reunion of the co-stars

Yeah, we were both in husk Hang on a second, I'm sorry Yeah Archit Oh look at that, look at that Oh my God Confidence This is not his first time

It's nuts man Look at the little thing up He's got like a try button This might be my 55th time doing that Jay is a twer Not like a crazy man times But a bunch of times Yeah

So she might There's a chance What would you give the percentage There's a chance In hell There is a chance So she could I don't want to say no

Maybe not hell but somewhere in the middle. Who's interviewing her? Is it Shade 45, I believe. You don't learn anybody's name over there? Wow. Wow. I'm on Team Bonfire.

I care about this show. Wow. That was a great answer, but... I don't care about any other show. That's great. Black Logue, you know. Who was interviewing Cardi B? I think it was Shade 45.

That is not somebody's name. Who from Shade 45? I think Sway? Sway. There's no way that was sway. You're just saying Sway is the only name you know. You know for a fact. Sway. You know, for a 100%

fact, it's not Sway. Can I say something? I don't know. Maybe Sway? It was Sway and DJ Razz-Raz. Sounds right to me. I don't know if I believe it or not. Why would you not believe me? Sway was there and D.J. Ros-Ros.

I don't even think Sway was there. I don't know who D.J. Ros-Raz-Raz is. Dude, J. Rose-Raz is Sway's sidekick and he takes over the show when he's not there on Cold 45. Sway and Raz-Ros in the mornings? Sway and Raz Raz in the morning. I haven't seen the the literature yet yeah

oh I guess I haven't seen that in the literature so there's a slim chance in hell that any second now that little window will fill up with shadows yes and Cardi we're black people no no I meant

you know I didn't know what I didn't what was that I talked like that no Bobby I'm talking about no we're in a very divided time can we bring people together for five seconds no when people gather in front of the door it looks like little shadows walking by. Sure, unless they're smiling.

No, no, no, no, no. There goes slim to none. No, Jay. Yeah, that's probably down to none. She's not listening. It's still a little bit. We learned their managers always start listening early when we start insulting them before they come in.

That's how we lost Brett Michaels. I'm sure, I'm sure Cardi B. you're safe. Really? Yeah, let's test her team out. Let's test out her entourage. So she might walk in. any second yes are they at the end of the interview or the beginning of the interview did they interview her yet she's in the middle what did sway's face tell you what does sway's face say that

he was done almost i don't know you have a hard time reading him i know you have a hard hard time reading him well how is he going to present it though can i how did you say to present it or just leave it up to him no i said hey a couple white boys want to talk to your ass but i want liam to say it like that in a super out with his super irishy face i always say it the way uh the way i know to make it very casual hey when she's done the bonfire jay would love her his co-star to do a walk by right and just uh so they can reunite on the air yeah walk by i say and say the other guy walk in that's what we call it's not planned his co-hosts heard your butt stinks we want to deal with this and get this out of the way yeah no i'm just going to ask her i'm like hey do you

dance anymore and then she'd be like this motherfucker I'm listening my songs if you want to say something to Liam on air to maybe what do we do our plea to Liam yeah plea to Liam do something resembling anything I make Bobby every morning in a mirror say the N-word 15 times out loud

so he doesn't say it in studio so there's no danger of that happening in here that's right that's right and yeah and I worked on the F word too I know, you get it all out Yeah, all those words are in the phantom zone In your mirror They just live in the mirror, screaming it out Jay has taken all the Boston out of me

Man, they've really Bring up that, I mean, do you ever see the movie The Stone Age? We've talked about it on the show At length before One of the funniest lines in that movie Is like, it couldn't, like, it would be under fire now Do you remember how he describes Don't Fear the Reaper?

Oh, yeah, how he says? Oh, can we play the scene? Specifically. Can we play the scene? It's so funny, dude, the way he said. Please. We're not. It's a scene, dude.

It's not good to play. It's so funny. Yeah. He explains Blue Oyster Colt? But this doesn't work in 2025. You're right. It would still work. No.

Listen, there's nothing about this that bothered anybody at the time. What is this? What are we watching? The movie The Stone Age is a fucking hilarious comedy from the 90s. with a it did everything right it's stupid funny it's ridiculous uh borderline slapstick at points but it's uh it's got tits super hot chick who shows her tits uh have regular tits and super hot tits great like bananas hot she's so hot the director lost his mind and look i think it was his only movie he just married her and did he married the director married her believe he

Oh, that makes sense. She is so hot. I wonder what she looks like now. But, yeah, so the Stone Age is a, and it's just like a buddy movie. It's like two dudes. Teenagers. You know what's weird?

Phoebe Kate's tits don't hold up. Yes, they do, Bobby. That's wrong. That's super wrong. They don't hold up. You're completely wrong. Phoebe Kate's tits are just little tiny titties. They're not little.

Yeah, this chick was borderline perfect. I mean, I'm sorry to, is that a thing. with you? No, me and the rest of the world. I'm just saying that Phoebe Kates as an adult... I'm with you. They're not... They're just regular old tits. Yeah, those are regular old tities.

Way better than regular. Buddy, come on. They're not even big. Yeah, it's the face attached that makes it. Yeah, it's the little Filipino boy face that's attached to it. Oh, she's famous also. Which is a thing. Which is a thing. But she wasn't famous then. This made her famous, correct? I think they're phenomenal.

No, they're good. They're good, but they're not as a very. great as I thought they were. Like, growing up, I was like, those are the tits. You know what tits are better? What's that movie with The Girl Was a Boy? A-I enhanced. The girl was a boy? Just one of the guys. Just one of the guys. Those tits,

to me, are the best tits of my... Because they were on a guy. But it wasn't a guy, which made it okay. Right. He was safe. It's a different time, Bobby. It's okay. It was a different time. Go to that scene. This makes me laugh so much.

it's just such a great explanation for it every band puts out one pussy song that's uh never go full retard that's like they put out one pussy song i watched some scenes from yesterday jacob the other thing it's so funny about that is when he has the flashback of being at the concert with b o c when they start playing that song his friend just like lights a cigarette and he's just like fuck this he just consistently hates the song don't fear the reaper makes me laugh so hard i've never seen that movie ever it's so funny. I'm going to watch it tonight. What was the boobies? I want to see the boobies. Oh yeah, give him the boobies. It's probably on a porn site. I missed T&A in movies. And this was perfect amount. The movie wasn't driven by it. It was driven by how hot this chick is. That's the whole

movie's about. Everybody wants to hook up with this chick. And they're kind of dealing with her friend who they call like a fat ugly friend who really wasn't fat or ugly. She was cute and fine. That was like me most of my life. It was just cute and fine. But Lewis called me fat and ugly. Yeah, stupid Lewis But yeah So it's these two guys Trying to hook up with these two girls The kid, what's so funny about

The most successful person I would say that came out of the movie The Stone Age Is tack Yeah, Clifton Collins Clifton Gonzalez Yeah, he changed his name A couple times

It's been Clifton Collins I think before two sometimes So nobody famous He has come out of this movie He's been in a lot of stuff What was he in? I mean I always remember from one eight seven yeah it's not like you guys said Brad Pitt no no you'd recognize him

immediately he's a he's a wreck ooh she's she this is do almost the sex scene's great but you almost got to see her when she just first shows up yeah who's the guy cuffed to the bed uh that's his the one of the two buddies oh really yeah yeah wow one of them fucks her and then he comes up and he goes he goes hey man he goes great news he goes she said uh she goes uh she goes go upstairs, he goes, said you'll give you a blowjob. He's like, what? He goes, yeah, I told her you're all fucked up from something. What is the telling me?

I told me you're all fucked up from whatever. So she said, she'll give you a blow job. I've done that. I told her you're all fucked up from something. It's hilarious. What a good fucking movie. Oh, is that her right there? Ay, aye, aye.

And the soundtrack was killer. Yeah, she's cute. She's got that dirty mouth. Yeah. That little slut mouth. She's a real pig slut. Can we find out, can you look up her name and see if we could see her today and if she ended up marrying? I like a big teeth and big lips.

Renee Allman. She was so hot in this movie. Yeah, she is hot. I've never seen this movie ever. Why? Oh, that is her. That is her. That is her.

Oh, it's so much funnier. Oh, she's super in the stuff. She's super into stuff, dude. Oh, shit. That stinks when you find out somebody's super into stuff. super hot chick and then she's really in the stuff. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

But wait a minute, what is she super into? Well, I don't know. False evidence appears real fear. Oh, gosh. Oh, shit. God damn it. Let's hear one of her speeches. Yep.

Let's hear a speech. This is the smoking hot chick from the stoned age. That got a conscience when she met a guy with money. You think it was Crump's brother? That's from the movie. Let's hear it. So yesterday, I posted a video of the head of Pfizer. Uh, wasn't your tits?

Oh, shit. If it's not your boobs, I don't want to see it. So she's a right wing. Damn it, dude. They were really, I know, but you just like, I mean, they stole some fucking peppermint snaps to snapster to bring over to fuck her and her fucking goofy friend. I just want to believe she's like sort of that girl.

And then she's just like, guess what? Well, they're at it again. here we go with government 151 Pfizer lied nice you got to party with the foxes tonight let me go back up I want to see what other thing she has

by the way I love there's still just simps in the thing and she's like she goes blah blah blah blah and this and that and Republican Republican shit and then on these goes pretty angel people just still simp for god you're beautiful how many times could we start commenting on all of her stuff and just do stoned age quotes

you know man you guys trying to hork our chicks one of my favorite lines when they're one of the friends says why didn't you fight the guy I would have if it wasn't for his massive upper body screen justine go back to her thing I want to go see this is mikey nuts and mickey new york you're from new york no let me see what she's got married mom actor artist designer bee saver closet closet singer closet singer author holistic mama creator of the beautiful bee god she turned out to be such a sad heck of shit wait

this is for 1,500 people did she say a bee saver yeah she saves bees how do you save bees how don't you save bees in today society

I don't just save the bees but that's funny save the bees dude fucking fucking what's her name

Ellen Page cut her tits off for that very cause for the bees yeah I think she's really into the bees you can't go saving bees

with those fucking stingers on your chest It looks like she did marry the director as James Marshall. I don't know. Is it? Yeah. It sucks. She has a cause.

It fucking sucks. It's so hard that she cares about stuff. Look at her list of patents she holds. I just want to see her in like some weird house in the country of L.A. A couple dogs, like an afghan, one of those long-haired sexy dogs. Still fucking maybe a hippie. I don't want to see where the cause is. I don't want to read this shit, homeschooling.

Fuck off. I just thought she was still just going to be like a slut. Yeah. There's an old slut. I thought she was going to be like a party slut. I don't know she was going to. Oh, my God. Oh, hang on.

Let me read her things. I do like that, though. All of you creepy celebrities who have incited treasonous terrorist acts, there's always consequences when you're inciting violence. All of you who are complicit should have charges brought on you. We must never tolerate this disgusting vile behavior. This is the USA. Don't tread on us.

Jack Black, you showed your colors, dude. You're a treasonous son of a bitch. Question, have you been this Epstein Island? If so, how many times? You're starting to look like that guy. We real Americans don't like what you stand for, you yellow belly coward. Let me say something. I'd still do it.

I'm going to say something right now. I'm actually fully hard right now. I know. You love this ship. And there's a flag. You love all of her beliefs. Is there any napkins in this studio? This is libertarian right here.

Don't tread on us. It's fucking... She was so... She still is kind of cute. Can I say that? No, she is, but now she looks like she wants to tell you about bees. The problems with bees. That stinks.

And fucking accuse you of being the Epstein Island. Oh, you don't agree with me? Let me guess. You've probably been to Epstein Island. You fuck kids. Do you like Trump? You fuck kids. Yeah, watch the movie for sure. She loves RFK Jr., though.

Who doesn't? Damn, what happened? What's her? Can we go to her IMDB? Was that it? I mean, that was it. Here's the greatest part. I don't remember a thing after that.

If you scroll, you can see the transition from actress to conservative cause. Oh, you're right. Yeah. I do this. There's a picture of Rogan. You can do this with trans people, too. You can scroll back and just see the transformation, which is a beautiful thing. Look at her picture.

Oh, look at her fucking freaky-looking son. Where? Which one? Oh, he's cute. No, he's got her face from the Stone Age, but like, Mushed into a guy. He does. He has those big teeth.

No, not there. No, the one to the left. Him now. Yeah, not the cute little boy. Oh, my baby boy. Freaky looking. Same mouth. That's weird. Good head of hair.

Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, same fucking man. Yeah, he looks like exactly like his mom. That's a problem. He's got juicy lips. Yeah. And that little space. Get this kid's juicy fucking lips out of here.

I have her IMDV. Also, her husband's not the director. The director of somebody else. Real nice, Jacob. Now we look like fucking idiots. I think they. I don't know if they got married. I believe he was with her for a long time.

You know what, dude? You don't have to lie. I'm not lying. I'm just saying. I'm last the way I remember it. You've been on thin ice ever since you publicly celebrated Charlie Kirk's assassination in those videos. Her last gig was in 2008. Oh my God.

Jacob, someone's dead. That's crazy. Someone's passed. Fucking pussy. Wow. Okay. Come on, dude. Get it together.

Yeah. She stopped in 2008. 2004. Oh, she did it a little fucking, uh, port charmed. Charles, the general hospital spin-off. Mm-hmm. The Stone Age, I mean, that was it. Where was Port Charles supposed to be?

Is that New York? I assume it's always California and soap operas. Port Charles? Port Charles. That's where they were. Showdown in Little Tokyo. She's also acted under 15 different names. What an idiot.

She was an Encino man. Cyborg 2. She was also in Cyborg 2. It's Western New York. Oh. It's Western New York, yeah. Look at that. I didn't, that's hilarious how many different names she performed under.

Renee Griffin, Renee, Jerry Renee Griffin, Renee Amman. Well, she put an accent over the Renee at one point and took it off. What a dip shit. And then back to Renee Griffin. And then the Renee Annam, she was in great white hype. Damn. She did a couple more things than I thought.

Criminal Affair. Don't know that at all. I mean, it's all pretty garbage shit, but. this poor child she's on 57 episodes that's a lot that's before she went full-blown maga dude she went maga on your ass um that's fucked up she was so hot now she's just annoying you're gonna you have to yeah you're too pretty to have a cause that's what I tell Alyssa Milano baby baby stop freaking out over all this stuff you're hot you don't need this it sucks that you you catch the you lost your

your fame and then you caught fame again because of a cause and then you have to lean into that cause oh yeah remember i was big in the 80s and now i'm part of a cause you know what blows causes remember i got to do a lesbian scene and show my tits in a vampire movie oh and now i have to wear turtlenecks now all i believe about is causes oh that's the problem with some milano she got too many causes stop having causes and just be hot again but she's aging so you She started jumping on the causes. She waited until she was over the hill, looks wise, to fucking... There was options.

She could have started cooking like bread. You know what I mean? She could have had her own little cooking show. If you're not going to get fat when you get older, if you're not going to be as hot as you were, but you're not going to be fat, you're going to have to find a cause. Like Jennifer Gardner went cooking. Did she really? Yeah. What's her name?

I never found her that hot. Eddie Van Halen's wife went cooking. Yeah, I never really, oh, I mean... I know, you don't like Jennifer. Jennifer. Jennifer Gardner's amazing. Valerie Burton. beefed up hard.

Who's that? Is that her? Oh, yeah. She was fucking... Man, it was fucking... She has nipples like yarmulikas. I mean, she's smoking. Is that the vampire movie?

Yeah. Wow, what a movie. Such a shitty movie. That's the movie I'm going to hell for. I jerked off of my grandmother's basement. She was so hot then. This wasn't even her hottest because she got that stupid haircut, but she was always pretty good. My God.

Look at that little. Here's the thing that sucks about having a crush on someone when you're a kid, though. The problem is when I was really, really in the Liss Milano was when I was a kid and she was on who's the boss. But you can't go, do you know what I mean? Like, I never found her as attractive as I did when I was a kid finding her attractive on who's the boss. Right. But, like, it was still exciting in that movie Fear when the guy like slaps her ass and spreads her cheek. That's great scene.

I forgot all about that scene. It's a great one. With Marky Mark, right? Marky Mark was good in that. And the fucking biker throws her over the shoulder. Yeah. Gubs a fucking grip of ass cheek and pulls it open. She's never been hotter than she is right here.

That's nuts, Jim. Christine, you're being disgusting. Get her a little bit older on the show. That's nuts. She has a sailor hat on, Jay. She was older in times. All right, we're getting closer. That was her first bra episode.

Yeah, yeah. You like when she had the hair of the mother? That's Angela hair? Yeah, that's fucking eagle hair. Christine, if you keep looking, you'll find We're getting a little closer there with the one with Danzer. Stop showing her little girl pictures. It's getting uncomfortable, Jay.

Right there with Danzer. No, no, no. I mean, yeah, but now. More like the, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, so pretty. A nice tween. Stop, that looks like he's banging her on the ass.

That photo? I mean, she's screaming and he's like, yeah. Who is that, Tony? Did you ever hear the Mike Britt story With Tony Dan's in him at Caroline's Comedy Club? No, but I love Mike Britt And I haven't seen him a long time Because he always looks angry

Yeah, yeah Mike Brit always looks like he's about to tell you To go fuck yourself Mike gets a lot of acting work Yeah, he's got that face man He was in an unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt He was in a... I think he was in Daredevil

Yeah He had a major part in Daredevil The New Daredevil So it in Aaron Berg Yeah I mean his face, not his voice so much Why do you got to go over there Hey, get him out of here.

Get him out of here. But Mike Britt and was doing a show of Carolines and Tony Danz was in the audience and he made jokes about like how hot, you know, Alyssa Milano became and like it must have been hard. You knew you played her father. You still have to acknowledge you.

Whatever it was. It was just like, it was rubbing Tony Danza the wrong way because he's a knob, I'm sure. And then out in the lobby, Tony Danza started like arguing with Mike. It was like getting like loud. And the argument, He said when it just ended, they were just going, fuck you back and forth.

They were like, fuck you. No, fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you. And then Mike Brissett, he goes, fuck you, Tony Danza. And it says somehow it just all calmed down after that. Fuck you, Tony Danza. Who's saying his name afterwards makes it so much harder. I'm going to use that.

I mean, this time you get to fight with Lewis. Fuck you, Lewis, Jay Gomez. Oh, I think you should say, fuck you Tony Danza. See if that works every time. You're right. Fuck you, Tony Danza. What did you say? Fuck.

You, Tony. That's so stupid if somebody who is getting mad at a, you're not her father in real life, dumb, dumb. I know, I know we grew up together. Did you? Did you really? When the show was over, did you really keep in touch? Yeah. You think fucking Gandalfini wouldn't have given Meadow the old Gugats if they, fucking, if he lived long enough?

The Gugots. The old Gugots. Dude. Is that a word? Yep. The Gugots. It is now. You give her the Gugots?

The Stamankia. Yeah. Oh, I love making up a time. Italian. Damn, I love making a battalion. How was your weekend at the old port? You were down in Maryland, yeah? Baltimore. I was down in Maryland.

What a club. Great club. Have you ever played it? Oh, buddy, you'd love it. It's such a punk rock, cool club. Small little joint, right in that little town, right in the little port, cobblestone streets. Amsterdam? It looks,

it's like that. It's very much like that. Hamsterdam? Yeah, it's like, I think you said Amsterdam. Oh, Hamsterdam is where they made an open-air drug market legal on the wire. No, not that. Amsterdam, it looks like. Oh, okay. Gotcha. It's, uh, yeah,

it's great club. And the hotel isn't haunted anymore. Remember we did last two years ago, we did the salons there. We exercised it. We exercised it. It's now a Hilton. And now possesses Danny Braff. That's, let me tell you something. Now Danny Braff possessed by, Bobby,

we have to go. That, that chip circle. Did it? I swear to God, it's worked. It is a beautiful. The hotel is awesome now. Everything is redone. They made it a Hilton.

It's a Hilton, and it's beautiful. The rooms are great. They brought in the Ghostbusters. You freed the spirits. We freed the spirits with my salted chip circle that I was in. Looks like a cool little town. It's a great town till 1138. And then?

And then you run back to the hotel. Why? Is it scary? It becomes Baltimore. Does it really? Yeah, there's all the nightclubs around there. Interesting. Yeah, it gets a little, it gets a little, uh...

Looks like a cooler, I was a little, why'd you look back at Black Lou when you said it gets a little. I did not. You absolutely did. I did not. It gets a little shadowy. No, must be full of shadows. I meant shadows in the windows, guys. Where the fuck is Cardi B?

This is nuts. Why is she not in here yet? I could check. Let me get a, let me get a Cardi B update. Go running out there. Dude, do a blowfish on the wind on the fish bowl. Do you think she could twerk her in? Just lure her with this.

Phil if I'm out there and twerk. What if we all go out there and twerk? Bobby, can you twerk? I can try. Let me see what you got. He can give it as all. All right. I can't just do it.

I don't know if I can do it. You do. I just try. I just try. You do it. Am I doing it? Let me undo my vest. I need to run.

Oh. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh. Okay. Now it's out. I'm not sure. It's like, I figured there's too much lag maybe

and just try to just try to make the ass looks she's showing you in this video you stuck your ass out like you're presenting yeah presenting it yeah you have to yeah present pop it pop present and pop pop pop and then you get in and then pop and then pop

slow it down you're trying to go too fast bring it slow down and pop bring it in slow and then pop bring it back slow you fuck forward and then pop fuck forward pop pop pop now put a little more speed into pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

I think we're ready I think it pulled my groin Oh come on We're gonna show her time to make money moves Let's stand up for the rest of the show Oh she's probably gonna come in any second How come your bum works better? No I have no ass

Buddy you got a great I just know how to move. No, you arch your back. You know how to arch your back better. Yeah? Yeah, you arched your back and the top of your bum was great. Really? Yeah, man.

Thank you. That means a lot to me. Buddy, it should. It means a lot to me. It sounds like I'm being facetious, but I'm not. No, you know how to present. Yeah, you can present. Thank you, Jacob.

Yeah. Guys, did you get bad news about me today or something? What's all this? You flood me with his love. Tell me I could twerk great. Stop. Oh man Look at it go

Shut up all of you No it stinks Shut the fuck up all of you You can't wipe in there You all sounds stupid We're looking at a girl's big fat ass twerking She's making her cheeks clap It's disgusting

It's not gross It's disgusting It's not listen You're being too much It's not ideal for me either This isn't like my thing At all It was your thing

It's not my thing It's not my thing But come on It's not bad either It's disgusting Disgusting It's gross Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all right, that's disgusting.

This one's disgusting, because there's two clappings. There was a middle of the thigh clap. I don't want that either. What is that? Hot. All right, that's nice. Yeah. But I can't see it.

She's making the claps. Oh, you got a problem with these? Bobby, you got a problem with these? I don't. There you go. I don't because it's just pure racism. No, it's not. It's an adorable sound they're making.

It's racism. Listen, listen. It sounds like horses coming down. On cobblestone. Yeah, coming down a street. Come on, Bobby. Do you love that? The British are coming

The British are coming Paul Revere These girls are like Paul Revere I don't mind that Oh now you're just like the next black woman That came on the screen He was going to say for sure No that's disgusting

It's stupid for sure It's not stupid It's gross That's gross That's too much That's good That's a good one I don't know dude

That looks oh no No you're wrong No I'm right That's gross That's too much We're looking at That's too much. We're looking at the fattest asses.

And it's disgusting. Christine brought up her fucking King twerk compilation. Try Not to Nut compilation, it's called. Is that what we were watching? No. Hit the Try Not to Nut. Bobby, see if you can hold back your nut during this. Is that what it's called?

Yeah. It says Try Not to Nut compilation. Oh, she, I'm about to nut. You're supposed to come to this? Masturbate 2 on YouTube. Yeah, I guess this is if your parents figured out how to block your born. This is exactly what I told Max was okay. I said

A-OK on this. He could just watch ass slaps. It's either this or girls in the back of motorcycles with their ass coming out. I have no problem with this. With this girl's ass? That butt right there is, I think, is perfect. That's my type of butt. Well, try not to nut. Try not to nut. I can't. I've already, it's

too late. Oh, Bobby. It's right there. That. Oh, my God. This is, that's someone's auntie. Oh, my God. That's gross. Oh, God. That can't smell good. What does you mean by that?

I'm saying that there's, okay, you take the skin, you put it together, all right? And then you walk, and it gets heated up. And then you get any little tiny ass juice at all, or push juice, that mixes with ass juice with the sweat. And it's going to mush around and make some type of sauce in the ass. And then later on, you're going to open up that saucy ass. because they've been walking for hours and dancing and walking and twerking and twerking and then they get in your bed and you take that thing and then you open up that butt go off a bid and then it's and that ass pussed swass juice is everywhere and it stinks that's the biggest peanut i've ever

seen in my life that was a gigantic penis that was a holy shit penis god damn it you made a really compelling argument thank you buddy it's just it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's It's science, Jay. Bobby's right. It's science. You cannot have a big ass and have it not stink. Bobby has this one. Unless you travel with baby wipes and you baby wipe every 30 to 40 minutes and you air dry,

you're the inside of your ass. That's what you want from a woman. Yeah, that's what you want. But everyone's ass. Like a car. But everyone's ass. Everyone's ass. The cheeks are touching.

It's going to be a dark spot all day. It's not that bad. And everybody. There's less of, you understand, here's your, your ass, my ass. There's a little touching. You get that big ass. You're talking six to ten more inches of skin mushing together. So if you're going to take a straw.

Let me see your ass cheeks. Are your ass cheeks separated at all time? My ass cheeks touched the whole way up until a little top cleavage. My ass cheeks touch. Nobody's ass cheeks are separated. Yeah, what are you saying? I know. What's wrong with you?

You could have left your underwear on. What's wrong with my ass chicks? I could have imagined. Why can't you? Why would you get offended? Lou, do me now. Tell me now. Let me see you, Jay.

They touched the whole way. Come on, dude, look. Not looking. I'm filming it, Lou. Yeah, Lou, sit down. No. I'm not looking. Now, listen.

Don't, no, no, no. Don't put your fingers in it. What the hell's wrong with you? I'm just saying they're touching the whole way up. Now, wipe that baby wave so we don't share snacks. What? You just stuck your fingers in your crack. No, I didn't.

Pussy in your back. I didn't put my fingers in my back. You think I figured my ass on camera? You put your fingers in your butt. Like on your crack. Fuck, man. You did. Does he lose instinct kick in?

I don't want, yeah. Saw a fat white ass getting ready to get pulled out. I started pulling his camera out like it's fucking, fucking wildwood. You see DJ lose instinct kicking? He got all shy, put his head down. I can't look. He gets nervous, I know. Well, he's trying not to nut at work.

Yeah. He has to distract himself With buttons and sliders Yo Lou, try not to nut You know, I'm going to show you my ass See if you can try to not nut See if you can let me take porn out See if you can last 40 seconds

And I was going to shake my fucking ass at you I don't dance now I'm like clack clack clack clack clack clack You like these I don't like that I don't like that Do I? I don't know, maybe I do

I think the I think the sun went behind a cloud were Cardi B's here. I saw some shadows. What happened? This is from Liam. She'll be in five minutes. The event ends in five minutes

and they've approved one group shot but no other content. Really? Did you tell her her co-star? Did he mention anything about anything of her co-star? I said every time. Liam knows. But did he say your co-star

in the movie Hustle? Can you ask Liam if he could just remind her one more time that it would be a pretty money move to come in? And I think that gets her. He's actually waiting outside the room to ask. Okay. Can we get that microphone ready to go?

It's not over, but he's going to give it one shot. Nice. Can you say that he's black? Who? Who's black? The person that's coming in? Black Lou can play me. Black Lou plays you.

What's that? You want her to see you. I'll be Black Lou. I think he'd be Big Jay. What's that movie? That old play with the guy was in the bushes with the big nose? So you be that. You hide over and over where DJ is.

Lou, he'll tell you what to say in the headphones. Oh. Now, can I say the N-word if it's going to be Black Lou the ones who sang it, actually? Yeah, of course, you have to. He's trying to be a black dude. You can't. But, Lou, when I'm telling to you in your ear, it's going to be like this. I'm going to be like, say, oh, what's up?

I'm not going to say it to you, but you'll know what I mean. You'll know what I mean. She don't dare now. She makes money move. Oh, I had a nice middle seat flight this fucking weekend. I know. I talked to you. I felt bad.

What a fucking stupid airline, United is? United is the worst. I would never fly it again. They used to be Continental, which was the shit. We all flew Continental back in the day. Every comic flew Continental out of Jersey because it was awesome. LaGuardia was the worst airport in the fucking country. JFK sucked too, but Jersey, Continental, was awesome.

And then United bought them. they stink and then LaGuardia became the best airport one of the best in the country and Delta doesn't go anywhere it goes everywhere up to a distance well I mean it goes most places no in America in the east coast oh no listen it goes all places in the northeast it's just direct from New York

you don't like the connections no I hate them and I had connections to Calgary this weekend and my first flight they go we change planes your row doesn't exist anymore my first class row Bobby but don't worry we're gonna sort it out by getting you as the last person on the plane in a middle seat in the back

it's crazy to me how they just lie to your face everybody I called the night before everything I did I called and they kept saying you're guaranteed you have a first class ticket so you're guaranteed that and I was like okay good and then when I got there they were just like no

because when they get there the last thing we'll just do is go we're going to put you in this middle seat in the back or we could put you on a flight a couple hours in first class or we could uh or if you take this flight we'll give you like fucking vouchers and shit which means nothing at the time it's really going like oh my god he goes there was mold on your burger here's here's burgers for life coupon you're like i don't really want burgers from here all the time now yeah and that's what it's weird to give you like hey here's more flights they never go well so you'll probably be needing these so it's it's crazy that

they get it's the oh it's so weird how they lie to your face Their ammo is just lie, lie, lie. Until last minute. Until the last minute, and you have no choices. And then people lose their shit. Yeah, she goes, you want to go on another flight? I go, my bag's on this flight. And they go, well, they'll hold it at your final destination still, like, for you.

And I'm like, I have to go on this flight. So I guess I'm sitting in a middle seat in the back. Could you have taken the next flight and made it? No. It's great. Yeah. No, no, it was a connect. That was my first flight of the connection flight,

and the connection was in O'Hare, which is its own mess. O'Hara was the worst. One time I flew, I flew into the wrong Chicago airport. I was supposed to go to Midway. And I went to O'Hare. I was in O'Hara, and I'm walking around. I didn't know there was a midway. My next flight took off from Midway.

I thought my flight took off from where. So I'm walking around, going, hey, where's gate, whatever the fucker was? And they're like, that's a terminal here. They were like, that's O'Hare. They looked at my ticket. You have to go to O'Hara. This was back in the day before Uber. I was like, how do I do that?

And they're like, oh, you have to take the bus. And that's where you have to go down to like, you have to go down some alley at the airport and then find this little stand and wait for this shuttle bus to come and get on this bus and you feel like you feel like you just got to America. The shuttle bus at JFK takes you right on the tarmac

where they're playing. It's terrifying. It was terrifying. I hate the bus. Anytime you have to take a shuttle bus anywhere. It's the worst. In 2025. That's what almost killed fucking Artie Fuqua and Tracy Morgan.

A shuttle bus. Well, that was more of a fancy luxury bus. But yeah. Well, and I guess it was more of the Walmart trucks smashing into them from behind. Yeah, that guy falling asleep behind the wheel and then smashing into their luxury bus was the part. You're right. I won't put this as a stain on Mercedes Sprinter. Mercedes Sprinter, still the most reliable sprinter.

Now, if you could. Now, when you see a Walmart truck on the highway, does it run by? You're like, come on, come on, be sleeping. Oh, 100%. Please be sleeping. Oh, especially late nights. Please smash into the back of me. Please.

Please smash in the back. Take Danny and Joe, make them millionaires. Make the millionaires. Yeah, we had them this weekend. Yeah, it was a good show. It was a good show. The old port. The old port.

I was the laugh shop in Calgary. Hotel. The club is in the hotel lobby. You like that. right um i do like it it's great like convenience wise obviously what you're sacrificing there is um when people hang like way late after the show or they're there before the show or came in the town for the shows and are staying at the hotel also it's just like uh it's skankfest esk in the feeling of like when you go every time i go out you know i smoke cigarettes i got to go

outside to smoke every time i go outside to smoke or bullshit on the phone like it's a lot of people are gonna you know you gotta like you're and then i'm i'm fine to take pictures and say hi to people i'm not thinking about that so i go downstairs you know like in a fucking tank top i slept in and my hair's all frigged up with like headphones on just like drinking a chai and smoking a cigarette and they're like picture and you're like ugh you look like an escort pimp yeah i'm here waiting for my bitches but um great gig though fun gig yeah very fun gig yeah it was a good weekend i want to go up there for the stampede What's a stampede?

That's their big festival they have up there. I mean, it's a rodeo, but like they say, it's just a bunch of all the girls become country western sluts. That's nice. For like a week. I like that. They say it's great. I like that.

Burke Reisher and Ari and somebody else used to go up there, like, I think went a couple times and would do comedy shows while that's going on. Oh, during the Stampede? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I miss Ari. I've texted him a bunch of time. He's not responding. He answers everything I sent to him.

What? That's weird. buddy i've texting them so much do you have his jungle phone number i have his jungle phone no i have his regular he has a jungle phone yeah what do you mean a jungle phone it's attached to a suitcase is it a cup with a string no it's got a satellite on it i don't have it there he is oh hey guys that's the that's the oh hey guys i'm a south here in the hill he's down in south america now correct oh hey guys in the jungle um yeah he's in the jungle right I wonder what he's doing.

Is that right now, Christine? Are they jungle living right now? Yes. Have you talked to him, Christine? No. Is he, he's not coming to Skank Fest at all? That sucks. I love Dario to sing.

We always hope it's going to be a surprise. I'm in complete denial. I don't believe it. You think he's going to come up in like a grass skirt? Maybe. With like a new tattoo on his face. Oh, just doing some kind of crazy fire dance? Like a shrunken head in his hand?

Hey, guys, I'm a witch doctor now. Hey guys Which doctor Did anybody watch Emmys Full Through? Buddy, this is so weird to me now Because I grew up Every award show was so epic

And we would wait We knew it was coming on And we'd stay I used to go to Emmy And Oscar parties Like I'd go Hey man, we're throwing an Oscar Emmy party And you'd go over your friend's house

And you'd take like, you know Betts on who's gonna win And all this stuff I hung up with actors, I was going to be like, what? You don't know about this. What you're describing was so foreign to me. Jay.

We go over, we take bets. Jay, I'm a thesbian along as a stand-up committee. I have... You're pronouncing that wrong. I did. Lesbian. I'm not a lesbian. You have the behavior of a lesbian.

You have the behavior of a lesbian. I have the twerk of a lesbian. No, you have nails of a hot chick. I'm a big moody move. Ballet slipper. It's disgusting. You don't mean that? I hate it.

Oh, is it disgusting? Like fat ass? I don't disgusting like that. I can't stand it because your hands. look like a little girl's hands. Christine, what do you peeking around for? Checking out the ballet slipper? Christine, you have to say something at some point.

At some point you have to get to stop it. I'm just like ballet slippers kind of my color and that looks different. Oh, you're saying that he's lying. No, your place is lying to you. It says ballet slipper on my bottle. You have a bottle of it? No, the bottle at the store.

Oh, thank God. I go there and I do this. I go freshen me up. You're not buying bottles of nail polish. Do you have any ballet slippers? I'm looking for some ballet slipper It'd be funny if you

If you lost your bag of ballets Or your nail polish Um No dude I don't I don't even know That it's on Like

I didn't even understand I mean Look I love Nate I didn't even know It was the Emmys last night It seems like nobody gives a fuck anymore No Not like that

Well How many people How many people used to watch it And how many people Watch it last night And you can tell How many people Give a fuck

I think nobody cares It's hard to watch these fucking dumb-dums Just jerk each other off With lights and fame and fake smiles And all the bullshit they do in a red carpet Go in and give themselves Some stupid award that who the fuck says they deserve And then they make some political statement

To make you feel like shit about your life You know and it's like fuck off Like what's his name from No Country from Old Men Was like I'll never work with it He wore one of those scarfs. Was it at the Emmys? At the Emmys. You're like, oh, I love this guy.

One of my favorite actors from No Country from Old Men. He was in James Bond. He's just awesome. And then he's wearing the scarf. And he's like, you know, if anything Israeli, any movie, any project with Israelis in it, he will not do it because of the genocide. It's like, dude, can you not use the word genocide on Emmy Night, please? It's good alliteration with the word Gaza

He also says It's fucking stupid The genocide in Gaza Can you play that Play what he says It's crazy That he's wearing this And I get it

You know it's like when Malam Brando sent that Indian up remember that He just sent this fucking squaw up on stage To fucking ruin everybody's party I do remember that Is that a family guy cut away When they go This must be as confusing

Or I must be as confused There's Javier Bardem's Barber And he goes, how do you want it again, buddy? He goes, long in the short places And short in the long places Let me see Now mind you, this is a guy

That pretends at a high level That's his job Yeah, like the fruit you used to hang out With fucking betting on the Oscars Dude, with Fesbians But it's just, dude, you're just acting What the fuck are you doing? Relax. Not with Israelis, I'm not.

Okay, play it. stop real quick first anybody can become in that thing like me and you can join today that that that that the the genocide of scholars that group yeah we could we can join it today by the can yeah we can yeah we can christine look up what it's like to get in there by the way i like to say uh could they have been could you've been saying this to the wrong interviewer fucking Worley Johnson over here is just like super excited to be there oh my god Javier who are you wearing

there's genocides in Gaza's silly goose is no way you know he walked up and he was like that scarf is amazing oh my god it's the palatinate flippety crimpits what there is you're not wrong about that interviewer

yeah it's scootely toots what I think it is terrible that children die and blood run in the streets. Oh, my heavens! The International Association of Genocide Scholars has temporarily suspended

a new membership and renewals. You can't even renew? Yeah, they shut it down because everybody was joining it. It's a coordinated campaign of span and harassment. Oh, fucking dumb, dumbs. Okay, it followed controversial resolution

passed by the Association regarding the conflict in Gaza. So he's trying to... He's part of a crew that's disbanded. Yeah, dude, he's not. Because somebody gave him a stat from the, according to the fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. According to the bonfire Jew recognition, fucking whatever, we can make it up. Which I'm a founding member.

You are a founding member. Then, you know, he's just quoting that, didn't do his research on it. And now he's like, fuck Jews. It's like, dude, come on, this is not, we just want to watch this. We're trying to take a break from people getting assassinated, beheaded. and stabbing and people get lit on fire. We just want to watch you dummies

jerk each other off and have a good night. We just want to have fun. We just want to have a nice little night. Eat some fucking chakouterie, maybe have some pizza and talk about who you're wearing. And talk about what you're wearing and see you as a regular person.

This is Tom Ford. My scarf is from the blood of babies. Oh my gosh. Who is That! YSL? I love YSL, by the way. Have you had people... Say to me and this guy

the similar haircut? No, no question you about your pocket scarf. I didn't think about it because it's an Afghan. It's like similar style and it has no political connotation whatsoever, but do people think it is? He does it on the show, but as soon as we leave the show, he goes out to the corner of 47th and 6th and harasses all the Jews leaving the Diamond District. I scream from the river to the... See you at Hossids. Every night.

He wraps that scoff around his fucking face, hides his face, but his eyes are there. All right, guys, I've got to see it's shutting down time over on 47th. I'm going to go over there and arrest some Jays. Why do you think he paints his nails? He has all these tattoos. He's the head of Antifa, Antifa, Wayne, Wayne Jersey.

I'm the head of Antifa. I found out Antifa was started in Germany, World War II, to go against the SS. But it was a, it's communism. It was communists who started it, and Marxists who started it to go against the Germans who were taking over the power. And then they moved here. And it was, you know, all those fucking crazy hippie people, communists and Marxists back in the day

when they'd, you know, put bombs on it and just, you know, kidnap some dude. It'd be like three black guys and a white chick. And they just snatched some rich fucking asshole and cut his finger off and sent it back to his family. type of shit. It's hot. Nothing wrong with that. No, Jacob, I know that you're... There's absolutely wrong with that.

Jacob actually has Antifa body if they were modeling clothes for Antifa. Oh, Jacob, you do. You are built for a SWAT uniform. You're built for a civilian SWAT uniform, homemade, like kick-ass. Yeah, because you can be lesbian or dude in Antifa. Before we take a break. I don't want to, you know, we'll take a break at this, but we would acknowledge, we just found out... Sad.

DJ Lou, that one of our long-time OG Bonfire fan and friend, Caitlin Bedwell, did anybody tell soda yet? That had a bummed soda out too. I'll see him right. I'll make sure to destroy his heart. Oh, come on, dude. This is, I'm going to be like, you didn't know? They told everybody.

But yeah, she had passed very tragically this weekend, and too soon, very young. Yeah. Yeah, she loved the bonfire from day one. Yeah. She was also crackly crackle on YouTube, so she would cut our clips up. Wait, she was crackle-y-crackle? Yeah. I had no idea.

She didn't want anyone to know. She did great. So who's going to do that now? Nobody. Damn it. Nobody. A life, a beautiful life, and our business have been cut down in one shot. God, dang.

Yeah, Caitlin, that's fine. Is there anywhere we can go to send her, you know, Is there a place that we can send her family? I don't know. I'll ask Peter. I'm not saying anything in the campers group, but if there's some sort of... Well, it's probably news to a lot of people, really. Probably hearing that now.

When she on her show? Yeah, she was on the state show. Yeah, she was a contestant. I forget why. In Austin. In Austin? Was that a dating show? Yeah, something like that.

Maybe. But yeah, very sweet. I just saw them at Moon Tower this last year, her and her husband, in the audience. at the comedy jam. So, yeah, that's a bummer. Sad one. Say it right before the break so we could all get our shit back together.

Yeah, man, if you know her and whatever, if you can send it over and let us know we can send something, that's sad. But you know what? You know what? Go hug your significant other. You never know. You know, life is short.

And so is Jacob. Go birds, fuck ice, free Palestine. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire. Thank you.