The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Wall Of Death

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

At Skankfest, everyone gets tattoos, Bobby gets slighted, and a body hits the floor!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Yeah, see Black Lou put the tray on hood up. Robert Kelly See black Lou put the tray Von hood up There's nothing more enjoyable to me than seeing a black guy digging rap. Yeah, I mean getting into it That was classic dude. He was into it. He had the stink face on. He was acting it out. He put the hoodie up

He's like, oh, we're doing it. Are we doing it right now? the hoodie up. He's like, oh, we're doing it. Are we doing it right now? Jesus, Bizzak. You look at Jacob. Jacob just looks scared. I cannot breathe. He did. Jacob was cold. I know, Jacob. It's the music video for Gessu's Bizzak. Oh, of course. Yeah. What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that talking? Yeah. What is something in the background? Is that he bonnocks? I can hear it so good. I get that black loose having a good time but there's something not technically right with the background of the guys. Does anybody hear some mumbo jumping in the background? There's some hygiene going on

in the studio that I don't understand. I have seven shirts on and a jacket. Does anybody here in Negro saying some gobbly-gook in the background? Gobbly-gook. Gobbly-gook. You guys hear that gobbly-gook in the background about something with these flapping skins and up in that pussy y'all? Gessu's Bizzak. It's the bonfire. He's Bizzak, dude. What's up? We're back full strength. We're back and on a day that some people took off but not us Why do people take off because it's Columbus day? Is it I don't acknowledge that it's also Indigenous day indigenous people day. That's what I acknowledge dude. I'm hey ho sorry I I celebrate Columbus day because I'm I love America and I love Italians. I'm glad we have TV and not a bunch of Tom Tom entertainment

I'll tell you this Yeah, there it is that would be your Sunday night, dude. Oh, we have to get home for the this Oh, sorry, we have to leave doing this not fun thing to get back to this not fun thing I don't know if you know, but older people are gonna make spooky noises in the jungle tonight Um, I That's not a jungle. I guess more of a planes. That's planes the planes the planes. Yeah, we have to go dad caught a deer Yeah, we have to go skin it and make shoes Uh, and then someone's gonna put the thing on their head

and talk about the spirit of the deer. I don't know, I got a pretty full Sunday ahead of me. We're living Native American life. Damn, what if the natives won, did we be fucked? Thank God, with Columbus. Oh, thank you Columbus. Thank you Columbus for making the whole world not one big casino. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I guess played poker and watch Engelbert Humper dink again.

Sorry, I'm late. My horse is, he was lame. One of them was lame. I couldn't make it. No, it was gonna come, but we're over in the bulls hall watching the remaining members of Dubie Brothers. I love Kissy. Dave Smith just performed that Malhegan son last weekend. He said that we know he's the band. It's there. I was there with three dog night Was right across the way and he was there dooby brothers remaining members of dooby brother I was there. I was in the elevated with a guy who looked just like Vince now and Then when I went over it was Vince Neil was in his band singing in the in the dreaded den Wolf's and Wolf's Dan that's what it's called Vince Neil singing

The most is a couple years ago dude. I was in the elevator with Vince Neil And I was like there's no way that no way that's Vince Neil because he's too fat He's too I mean he was as fat as I was there's only one test you have to go whoa Yeah He says kickstart my heart Yeah Yeah. And then he says, kickstart my heart. Whoa. Yeah. Get them out. It is you.

I knew it was you. He never says that. He lets the crowd say that. He has to. Because he has a lot of breath. He throws to the crowd 90% of the time now. Well, that audio of him singing. Greatest.

I wish we could do this. Comics. Josh does Josh had a mind of those Skim it a hunk it a dude is got in the front row Flippity hop something something with his dick Flippity flip a hop sub that was his dick Skim it a dude Flippity hey we are back from a triumphant skank fest. It's been a skank fest was a week ago

It was a week ago, and then we had a week off. I went to the tiny home for four days to prepare for Military action against Thomas. I but yeah, I actually knew. Yes. I had some it's an intel before it went down for my brothers in the unit. He's you did. Roger that, I know right. I think Bobby was spending, I think this morning he just finally washed off. Like he had like the brown and green paint all over his face.

He was going pure deep, uh, camo. I did my calcissette me, uh, night vision, he sent me dogs. Oh yeah. I got dogs for the woods. Yeah. So when it goes down, when it goes down, when these guys start coming in, yeah, to your rave party. I'm gonna go on the woods. I can masturbate in the woods now by a river. Okay, uh, question. Did you bring your cakey

coat to those tiny house? What? The blanket. Whoa. I did not. Oh, you're gonna have to start running the cakey coat, buddy. By name alone, you should know what a Kiki Kiko is. I thought he was calling me a name. I thought he was calling me a sissy something. Were you talking about your wife? Did you bring your Kiki Kiko up there? Yeah, I was talking about Don. I don't know.

Call my wife a Kiki? What'd you call my wife? Kiki Kiko? I did not max stole it and put it in his bed. So I went home, Don took it immediately. Took it wrapped around her. She sits in the recliner, me and Max sit on the couch. She's sitting and took it.

Like an abusive husband. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, no, she's sitting, she's sitting like she's the abusive husband. No, it's what I'm saying. She sits like an abusive husband in the chair and you guys got to sit on the couch until she allows you to get her a beer or something. Yeah.

Well, it's my, my chair that I love. And it's not for you. She's taken it over since she's become a guy. That's what happens to women in their 50s. They become men. And... To the record, I got an 11 foot couch that is taken up by 5 1 1 2 feet of Christine and 5 1 1 1 2 feet of dog if I stand up for 5 seconds. I understand that.

I don't. Well, I wish I could have my chair back, but no. She sits over there, she took it, and then Max took it from her. So I haven't used my Kiki-ko. It's all full of their farts now. And Max's farts, I mean, it smells like old lady feet. I get so you have to fucking, you have the kick of shit down the drain. She was so big.

I mean, I almost wanted to take it out, let it harden, and make it into a lamp. So it was enough to make a base of a lamp? Yeah. No, no, the base, the whole lamp. I was have to drill out the core and run a wire through it and put a light bulb on the top of it. I mean, his shit this weekend of the time, he was dude, I almost had to take it out. Like it was almost too big. You have to get a new plumbing.

Yeah. Well, maybe we'll see. Is it strange that you're now over it? Like you don't see, because you have a pretty weak gag reflex guy. I have a gag reflex with stuff coming out of the bum and out of vagina. And I think I've tracked it down through therapy where the gag reflex comes from.

We were having a sexual thing, as you know, as young guys do, with the local kind of slutty girl that was around. She was just, you know, she would like she bang all those kids and we're on the bus one time and she was giving everybody stuff and I like, you know, I'm trying to keep a clean here for the show. This is a radio show. It's not a podcast. It's radio show. It's Excel station. It's, I like to keep a clean though a little bit Just I mean M&M one keep a clean all right, so I was in her pussy There you go digging her out on a bus in the school bus. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, Jacob, oh no, cool did I do? You fucking fruit cake nothing nothing shorts niggers right? We're raising a bunch of pussy Yeah, dude, we're on a bus that was parked. It wasn't, we weren't going to school. We wasn't a driver going, hey, cut that out. Knock it off back there, you. No, it was parked in this abandoned, like in this lot. And we went into it with her to fool around.

And then she was like, come on, come over here to my turn. And I did it. And then she, I think it's called discharge, Christine, back me up on this discharge, right? When all kinds of like coffee grounds come out. Wait what? Yeah. I mean, coffee grounds.

I don't know, it was very coffee ground-esque. It was not right. All kinds of stuff came out on me. Is she the virgin zone? No, she was, it's like 30. She was 30. She was older, not 30, but she was older than all of us. She was a woman.

She was period this year. I don't know, it was clear. I don't wanna think about it. It was, it was like, what, what, what, name some of the woman things that happened. A yeast infection? I don't know. Oh, you may have been yet in some yeast out of there.

That's like white milk, you know. I'm a thrup, yes. I don't know what's little brown dots. It was, it was, it was was stuff came out all over at me and I was Devastated were you in her butt? Do you think she's not on you? Not poop? No, no, no I didn't go into button till later in life. I've never heard of anything brown coming out of a pussy before it was it was like not brown It was like little ground your earth. It was like all this stuff came out. I think it was discharged You should sand packed up there before and yes, yes, she was at the beach what a gross rapist

seems like the Stand by me from hell. Yeah, I was gonna go bang an old lady in school bus Just can we just go see a dead body? No, too easy I mean yeah like from hell or if you're cool, from heaven. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. It was pretty cool that that age Bobby was already like, oh, pussy's cruel. Yeah, there you go.

East infection, discharge. That's it. Discharge. Cause by an overgrowth, a fungus in the vagina. There you go. Symptoms, east infection, discharge, include thick, white, yup, cottage cheese, like discharge along with itching redness irritation and burning Roughly 9% of the women will have a yeast infection Christine go to the oh Christine

Christine lives which just lives with it. She's not dying from it Can you go away go back is that the one you clicked the different kinds? Yeah, okay? Yeah Here's the brown. Here's the brown What's the brown it could be caused by. What's the brown? It could be caused by irregular period cycles. If brown discharge keeps appearing, a patient should schedule an appointment with a provider to be evaluated. Yeah. It could be a sign of uterine or cervical cancer. So maybe she's dead and you looked out. During menopause, she wasn't that old. A woman should not have any type of vaginal bleeding, which is also a sign of uterine cancer. Well, the best of my knowledge,

Dawn's vagina zero bleeding. Never had a discharge, never seen anything weird come out of it. But that fucking, dude, Boston's strong. Boston's strong, plus. Hashtag, yeah. Yeah, that's right. We fucking fight terrorism with that, plus. Yeah, we don't take no shit in Boston, man. Yeah, everybody stays in their house while they catch two teenage boys.

Whatever. Whatever. Fucking nerds. Fuck Philly, you guys. It's hot, are so though break into shit everybody's in danger in Philly Yeah, I like to play the stores in Philly like target in Costco that they're just like a word is gonna close Yeah, just gone to see that. They're just like we're just not gonna open like forget like this is crazy Yeah, it's crazy. They're just planning Philly's nuts, right? I mean Probably what they're doing in Philadelphia is the most shitty

horrible Surprise attack that I've heard of over the past couple weeks. I mean a target you take down Hang out one's a target wall marks. These are places where families go for affordable clothing and above ground pools and televisions and clothes. I think there's been other for affordable clothing and above ground pools and televisions and clothes. I think there's been other attacks that have been in the last couple of weeks that are bad. You're right. Christine's verbal attack on me. It's gangfest also not cool. I think there's been a few other attacks in the world.

Think world that are a little worse than the world, than the Apple store in Philly. I know what it is. Yep. Joel M.B.D. said he's not going to play for Cameroon or France. He's going to be a center for America. And that probably is upset Cameroon and France, the two places he was from. No. That's a pretty big surprise.

That's a surprise attack. You're right, but there are other big ones that have been watching a lot of TV because it's the young Kipper. So please tell me. Well, you kind of nailed it's the umkipper. So please tell me well Well, you kind of nailed it on the head J. Oh, wait, what yeah, I think there's Hamas Pull the red dawn yeah on a is that what you say when dawn's on a period? Yeah, I'm gonna go over there and slap Jacob Did I just get Jade? You just got Jade.

Yeah. I wish I had played this. Just you know that one for the record was going at Hamas. At Hamas. Yeah, at the Gaza Strip. That was from Israel. Stand with Israel. That one was fired directly at Roger Waters.

That one was directly at Roger Waters Yeah, that one was right at Roger Waters house There you there was a big music festival and a big attack and they they flew in on Paragliders paragliders not the most I mean so funny that we spend I think it's six billion on one of our fighter jets Yeah, and these guys jumped on something that most YouTubers have. Oh my God. And they flat. You do on vacation and the Bahamas. Yeah, they flew in on a pageant.

They had like four on each. Like there was so over the weight limit. Oh, dude. They just, it looked like, it looked like characters. But it looked like Fortnite. They were flying in. Yeah, just coming in on parachutes and paragliders. Pretty sad.

I mean, these things that look hilarious. Yeah. And they're going too low, so they're undetected. That's why they're right around the cabin. And they were too small. So Israel's, you know, missiles and stuff, didn't detect them. And then they were flying in at a festival. If you see those things flying in, they look fun.

It looks like, oh, check this out. Some billionaire is flying in on a paraglider. And then they look fun. It looks like, oh, check this out. Some billionaire is flying in on a paraglider. And then they got closer, you notice they weren't circumcised. This must be the enemy. Yeah. It was bad, man. It was terrifying. I mean, I can't believe it's real footage. It looks. No, I know. Again, because like for some reason in my mind, and even though I know I've seen things, no have gone there Family included there's just like a very normal way of life there, you know, it's like go to the store By groceries watch TV at night Hang out date a girl go to festival. Thank a fuck a girl in a bush

Well literally come sing exactly go to a music festival like rave They're doing drugs and party and drink it like there is I always just picture it as like stone houses and everyone's in gowns you know I mean all the time I kissing the ground but there is just like a you know car dealerships and blah blah so there's all these things are normal life so this is like when I'm trying to find a way to describe this I mean it does sound stupid because I'm stupid but do you know I'm saying I always think that this is something like it's like oh another Tuesday in Israel like people are mortar fire and something that it's like oh another twos day in israel like people are more to fire and but no it's not like that all the time and this is fucking like insane what's happening well not in israel i mean israel is pretty tight with

the security there they're right palestin but even they show the palestine the city's you're like i'm this is like a fucking develop i mean palestin's palestin the gossips pretty much on top of each other it's kind of there's a lot of people living in a very small area in palin in uh... in the gaza strip i mean it's pretty crazy and it's the projects of the middle east it's pretty crazy yeah

but for every michael chay there's a couple of blood and bloods and crypts in there uh... uh... but they broke through the wall i mean it was all planned and i guess iran helped them plan it and they some of the weapons they were mean, it was all planned, and I guess I ran, helped them plan it. And some of the weapons they were using was some of our weapons that we left in Afghanistan. How do we know? Is there a god, some ex-sticker on the butt Yeah. They got it. He goes, these guys take risks.

I appreciate it. I mean, it's crazy. I mean, look at these girls. They want me to fuck this girl so bad. But if you look at the guy in the background, he's so, he's making moves with that blonde. He's almost there. I know, this first TikTok though,

they keep showing us TikTok that girl with a half-top on it or big, Julie cans flopping around. I mean, they came. And then they made me want this guy to have something bad to happen with his drug rug. This guy's running around like, Fenoy at 1997.

I mean, there, they are fleeing. I'll tell you what, that guy's not running for his life. The drug rug guy, he's not fully getting it yet. Yeah, but he has no shoes on, he's running through the desert. I mean, you can't really go full speed I don't know what that's them saying also when you're in the fucking desert like that. Yeah Like there's nothing to hide behind you're just enjoying your life listening to music trying to doing drugs drinking I'm not much in Israel sure it's not that great

You have to eat a burger then you have to go eat cheese somewhere else Yeah, like I'm burning man like it looks like it's burning man. Exactly. Exactly. Exha a little smaller than God. There's like 3000 people were there. It was the size of skankfest. It was a skankfest got invaded by a red dawn, which would be a killer movie. That would be a great. You should try to do that next year. You, Jay, everybody should, we should fly out. Caratrooper in. Caratrooper in, no variety. Yeah.

To know the righty, just come in like, and we'll just be fucking, I don't know, pick a country. That's that taste. That is bad taste, that is bad. No, it'll be a year, it's fine. Tragedy plus time guys, remember? There was some stuff, there's some security stuff going on. One of these checks because it was the two year anniversary

of the Mandalay Bay shooting, I believe. Remember that? Oh, yeah. That was crazy. That was wild. Yeah. You really hate country music to do that one. I know. Really.

I would have picked something that probably had more people, but, you know, like more people. If you're going to start shooting at people, yeah. Country music in Vegas. Like maybe a Metallica concert from the snake pit. Yeah snake pit would have been easy pickings dude I was actually saving our lives by keeping us out of there thank you Jay he didn't show but all one's diddy no Chris kale never came pure and better smite well he said yeah that's that videos for I mean it's it looks like a movie I can't like I can't believe it's real when you watch it. That's what I'm saying, isn't Palestine

like well overmatched, like military-wise in this? Yeah, but you can't fight, you can't fuck, what someone's gonna jump on one of those paragliders with AKs and just flying and say fuck it. But they did. The Palestinians did a sick move though, because they were like, they know, I guess they said Israel knows where they keep all their jets

and bombs and missiles. They know the locations, but everyone they kidnapped. They put in there. They're just keeping there. So you can blow all the stuff up, you can come attack all of our weapons, but you're gonna kill all your people, like hundreds of people, thousands of people,

maybe they took, that's crazy. Yeah. I mean, it's not bad-ass, but it's good thinking. But you know that if the shoe was on the other foot, they would just bomb it, they're ready to die. Of course, yeah, they bet those people want to die, yeah. They'd be like, yeah, just do it. They're there for it.

Although I don't know what a Palestinian rave party looks like. Very similar. Yeah. Tuscankei Fest. Now a lot of you need to press the sky, yes, that was more similar to Tuscankei Fest. I gotta tell you, it's it's just really Israeli rave party gorgeous. I know everybody there was stunning and gorgeous

Yeah, but they were kidnapping women and And you could just there's one video of the girl going help me and nobody I mean you can't they killed that tattoo artist girl They keep showing her German tattoo artist. You know tattoo artist you know tattoo actually have a video of them sitting on her body you're pulling her around naked like spitting on her oh jeez man I know crazy yeah okay Christine it's not hot it's not all the things she was dead

mmm paraded through the street yeah I mean yeah I think they're gonna show the video of it. No, you did. They did have it. Oh, no, it'll be on the internet, but it's not gonna be on YouTube. Yeah, and yesterday, I believe yesterday the day before they had protests in New York with Palestinians on one side and Jews on the other, the seat of the street just screaming at each other.

What street do that matters? Like a big one. Was it Broadway? They'll never get to each other. It's like Frogger out there. Which street was it? Was it York Ave? Because there's going to be a war up there, dude.

I think it was six. I think it was right here. Oh, we're fine then. Yeah. That traffic. That go nowhere traffic. If we walk out now, if there's a Palestinian protest I'm just gonna be like I'm gonna point to you to yeah, whoa me and Jacob. Oh, yeah, just die must right away

It goes these two love Israel so hard These guys were just smelting bagels earlier. I'm Italian you guys like my food. Yeah, hey guys Mussolini see you later Mussolini, see you later. Mussolini, Mussolini. I think they take, I think they take Lou first, DJ Lou. But I do love the Bobby. Like his response to this was like, I'm going to figure out a way to like get like guns to defend myself and be ready for when the shit goes down because Bobby has now already taken this to our soil in a red dawn like, and I'm telling you, even if you're someone who admitted,

there's a 5% part of Bobby that hopes when he's loaded up with guns that he sees people paragliding in, that he sees them coming. Bobby can't wait to start the Wolverines. Wolverines! Oh, I'm going up in two, three weeks, I'm going back up to the Hampshire, because I found out I have dual residency now, because I have taxes up there, and I can buy whatever gun

I want in the Hampshire. And I'm- And it's easy to get guns there. I'm loading up. Oh, dude, fuck yeah. They have just a house that says guns on the front. Some dudes house. Just a guy's house. Yeah, I love that. I'm going to house that says guns on the front. Some do a house. Just a guy's house. Yeah. I'm going to love that. You know what this one?

Never been caught in a murder with this one. I'm getting all, I'm getting, I'm probably by three rifles, and I'm buying a handgun. Can I shoot them? What? Can I come shoot them? You can come shoot them, yeah. 100%.

Can I come play with your guns? You can come play with my guns anytime you want. Yep, as long as you go, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, we're gonna get all that at some point this week. Every time you shoot it, every time you shoot, you have to go, mm-hmm. I actually bought Max a crossbow this weekend.

Okay, that's a horrific idea. Why? Why? Dude, he's a fucking Darryl Dixon. What child needs a fucking crossbow? He's a crack shot. I mean, I got a big deer Styrofoam target in the back. I bought him a samurai sword, but like a one you can use. Yeah, why?

Dude, cuz you walk into a store. This store is up in the Hampshire. Bobby, you got old dad stuff going on And you do try to make up for everything with your father in one shot. I'd say what brother? Hey, you want candy for dinner and then go play samurai swords up back with real swords. You know what? You're absolutely right dude. Don't get as bullshit at me. You had a shit dad.

Yeah. You had a shit dad and you're a shit dad. You're an older father and you're trying to make up for something that's pretty hilarious. I did. I bought a rain suit too. Yeah. Dad I think I wanted to learn about sex. We're gonna go get a hooker son. I Got you a lady of the evening for your birthday. I got him a

Crossbow a samurai sword. I got him real nunchucks. No, I wanted to give him nunchucks He didn't want him and I got him a butterfly net. Oh my god He's dead dude. He's but he knows how to use a crossbow, bro. I could go go get the crossbow and get me a squirrel. He'd go do it. Right. But he's still 10. Yeah. In personality. Yeah. No. He's actually knows how to use. Dude, you watch Max use any gun fingers on the side. As soon as he goes, all right, safety's off, firing. He's very safe with it. Notice how to use a, he has two BB guns, handgun,

and a automatic pellet gun, which is, and he has a one, was it a 177 pellet gun? He's playing all this to me. It's gonna make a difference when you see doodle stuck up against the wall in the air like this No, cuz I said shot like Christ Stigmata got an hour through each hand Doodles just wait in there and you're trying to help doodle and doodles is going

Oh Max is waiting the fucking put one in your butt. I tested him. Do you got to test them? I was like dude shoot you my like John Wick. I go shoot you mom in the bum. He goes no So he I know you know, that's you mom. Like John Wick. I go shoot you mom in the bum. He goes, no. So he, I know, he knows. That's the test. Yeah. Kill your mother.

No, no, I won't do it. He just want to hurt his mother. I don't have to get it. I actually told him I go, dude, let's, we could get a chipmunk with these and he was like, dad, no. You can't hurt an animal. So I was like, dad, I've been dreaming about killing. I think I have an unquenchable thirst for violence.

He's like, I'm going to go get you tomorrow. We'll go so it and crossbow shop and babe. I Think you have I I love the fact that Max knows how to use a gun and a oh, I took a bow shooting too Combo arrow, but yeah, like that. Yeah, well crossbow is the same thing. Nope. Yeah. No, it's fucking violently spring loaded to bring death up to a thousand yards. Dude, you can't not buy a crossbow. If it's 1995. What? Yeah. Now I'm freaked out that the arrow is going to shoot backwards

to him. No. 20 bucks for a crossbow. That's not the price. It should be $400 or something dollars at least. Dude, it 1990 this this is this shops up there There's these little what was in a Models been with fucking underwear nobody wanted They have these old-time stores up there that sell everything so it's this like old Warehouse of shit and there's like you know you get Hoodies you get you can get rain gear, guns, bone arrows, Tamar sauce. Tamar sauce, Chinese stars, like Trump coins.

A lot of Trump stuff. That's pretty cool. Yeah, you get a Trump coin made by Trump. Not your president, made by Trump forged in Trump so far. But I love those stores up there. Yeah, buy anything you want. It was crazy. That's great's great live free gun blue. He's this old gentleman who worked for Smith and wasn't and he puts out the best How-to gun videos the man's a genius

And he's a new hamster and he describes these stores. Oh, and they're just great. Do you go in this? He said an old point store where you can buy a great rifle does he go like oh yeah goes you get yourself They have fresh picked apples amazing cobblers. You can get your son and oozy It's true you can buy they have toys they have a toy section God's gun and family God's guns and family. Yeah, they have a For your die. They have a toy section. So they have all these little kid toys, and that slowly morphs into the Chinese star knife section. That slowly transforms into the samurai sword section, that slowly turns into the bone

arrow and then the guns. And then back to throw blankets, salt shakers. Yeah, dream catchers. Your basic housewares. A poncho with a horse on it. A front and top loading toaster ovens. I think I'm raising him to know how to use these weapons. He knows how to fish.

He knows how to shoot a gun. He knows how to use a bow and arrow. He knows how to make a trap. How do I make a trap? This sounds like what you're going to be saying to and arrow, he knows how to make a trap. I taught him how to make a trap. This sounds like what you're going to be saying to the cops like Colonel Trappman, one of the one that he takes a city by siege. You're not going to want to go in there by yourself, dude. This kid's been crossbow and since he was 10 years old, he ain't afraid of you or your fucking whole army.

Hey, Jacob and Lou, you guys left to early to see you with a masculine man and a male with my new neck tattoo. I've been, I've seen it. Yeah, you like it? I do like it. Yeah. Can I see both of yours? Oh, I got Bobby got, I got Bob Farts.

I got this. What does that say? That says Serenity, Courage and Wis and wisdom which is the short serenity prayer I got dawn on my knuckle and then oh, I'm sorry guys I'm sorry. Yeah What's that? Wow What's that what's that it's a mother fucking bonfire? Yeah, yeah, Jacob you've yet to do that. That's right. That's right. I'm gonna do it i'm in i'm already here you go though

there's my jam wow i went for it i got my bonfire tattoo back in california in julyan and never told anybody you showed it off at all but on my ankle where is it my ankle do you like mine i love yours i think it's great i love that you got to skank fest it's right it's all it's all you can do it himself no i had to do it i was great my Andy Fiori. You got a bonfire tattoo three years after he quit the bonfire Did you know that I thought Andy was When we did the light we'll talk about it We'll talk about tomorrow. We'll talk about that tomorrow, but yeah, I was well before for the we'll talk about we have to a Pre we're gonna do a little like recap before we send you into the live show. We did at Skankfest, which was

It's gonna come on after the show. It'll be the last segment on Thursday. Oh, yeah, I thought I'd be the first segments better idea Well, we kind of want to start with the show Well, I think you'll lead into it and then you go and now everybody hears Bonfire live. This is good radio. Let's just discuss what we're doing. Yeah. And I think we have some guests this week. I'm thinking maybe we do a little routine where we. So open up a can of worms, really?

Lou, maybe you want to take it from here? Can we do a Christmas? It's not a can of worms. It's a can of fizz. Can we do Christine, flubbing her lines at the end of the show? Oh, sure. There's like six minutes of her not doing it. Absolutely.

I don't know how you guys want to do it. Mm. Oh, God. Oh, God. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. That's real. That's real.

I mean, look. I'm a stage actress. I can do Neil Simon if you guys want to see a monologue. We should just send God the she hears ofever. I wonder we should send her over to Israel yeah, she could act yeah, I'm asked out of just a Christine go back to dance in a circle I don't fucking Israeli ways you don't see me auditioning for anything. Yeah, no Christine give me sexy Hmm a little little more

That's great it was sexy. A little, little more. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's great. It was, it's something she's agreeing to a plan that fucking Hannibal made for the 18. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's the best one. Mm-hmm.

Hey, are those ribs good? Mm-hmm? Wow. Well, I made the sauce myself with a little bit of brown sugar. And what do you think? Hmm. Hey, is it really crazy over in Israel right now? Hmm. That is.

Do you feel terrible about what's going on over there and the Gaza Strip? Hmm. Okay. Wow. I mean, it was pretty wild that they just flew out of the sky terrible about what's going on over there in the Gaza Strip. Okay. I mean, it was pretty wild that they just flew out of the sky and kill people and took and kidnap people, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's thoughtful.

She was a little thoughtful in that. Yeah. While we are talking about Skankfiz, I have a hilarious story to tell you guys. I did Red Rocks with Bird on Wednesday. Wednesday morning, we did something else, just like a little adventure trip we took all of us and it's... Sure, Tom, sure, Tom. Sure, Tom. Sure, Tom. Sure, Tom. Good.

Bird, by the way, looks tremendous. Did Keto... and it hasn't drank now for like 60 days? Stomachs in half. It's really crazy how he's able to do that that fast. Yeah, it's not healthy. Did Luzon gain like that? No, for sure. But I'm just saying like the fashion he did like take it. I mean, he looks just the red meat and drink alcohol drugs for six months and then do it just lose it in a month. Yeah. And then do it again.

De Niro still alive. Um, barely. He's better than De Niro. No. Um, his acting is. No. His acting is. Now, it sure is. Did you watch his movie? Who's? Bert. Yes. How is it? How is it? It was funny. It was very funny. Was it good? Yeah. Okay. I haven't seen it yet. I'm asking you honestly. It's not. It's definitely. It's a wonderful thing for like, okay.

Yeah, I'm not setting you up to be honest with the fans and everybody in this room, whether you liked it or not, to like, you know, so you'd have to say, because you still have to, you showed them, and that would put you in a weird position. If you didn't like it, I'm just saying, because I haven't seen it yet. Is it a great movie?

Yes. Okay. No, it's funny to give you a, I don't know. Is it a good movie? It's a great movie, right? It's Scale from one give it a give it rotten tomatoes, but 98 tomatoes 90% positive score. No, it actually is very very funny It's also burnt like I said. It's he really made a movie for like a Christine not being a little act I mean J Stinks no now you're being mean. No, I can't. How was it? No, it's very, very funny.

It's also like very like merch. How many varies? Very, very. Okay. It's also perfect for merch. I'm gonna watch it. If you're a fan of birds, it like, it hits all the things. You got the Easter eggs for everybody in there and should not.

It's the first. I think birds are hilarious. No, I'm gonna watch it tonight. I'm joking with you. I heard it was funny. Yeah, it's on Netflix now. Christine, did you think it was funny? Christine what the fuck

Really is checked out fucking yeah, Lou just became fucking the Wizard of Oz Pulled the curtain back and there's a dog barking. Yeah, yeah, Christine. Did you think it was funny? Christine just no She said oh because he played the thing. Oh, I'm not supposed to answer. Yeah, he's talking to the buttons. It's talking to the buttons. It looks funny.

Christine, did you come while watching it? Mm-hmm. Okay, I didn't expect that. Did you see Burr's movie yet? No. That's on Netflix. Burr has a movie? Wow, it's so weird.

They couldn't promote it because of the strike. The strike. And what's it called? It's called um, It's on Netflix? Yeah, it's on Netflix. What the fuck is it called? I'm looking up.

Thanks. I saw a trailer for something he's gonna be. Yeah, him and Bobby Connovale and the other dude, which is named. Fuck, it sucks that he's that actor is it old dad old Dad's yeah, is it already out? No, I don't think it's out yet. Come on Soon, yeah, I still a trailer for it. Are you sure it's not out yet? Yeah Because I saw a scene where he's arguing with the guy with the girl Rachel

releases October 20th, okay, okay? It's not out yet. Okay, we had Doug Stan hopes maybe the road dog at skankfest. We screened it and I think that's really saying Out like a wide-rooted soon. Oh, is that Rick Glassman? They put Rick Glassman in the movie. Oh, yeah, good for him. I like Rick Glassman. He's crazy. He's wacky wacky Oh, very funny. They played another movie at Skankfest to the did well. They did the horror film Balte Gore That did really well people loved Balte Gore horror. Yeah till they did well. They did the horror film Balte Gore. That did really well. People loved Balte Gore horror. Yeah. Yeah, it did well. Me, Zach, Mike Feney. And Ryan Schainer. And Tony, who directed it, they were like sitting out during the festival kind of promoting it. And it was like, it was a great screening. We're really excited about it. It was packed. It was packed out. The theater was packed out 12 o'clock at night. Yeah, and then we did Q&A Yeah, very funny. Yeah, it was awesome. Fini but Fini and me were just I mean it's a little just captured our real relationship

Well, he talks like a twat and I just yell at him I got the screener for that they sent it to me for the festival Yeah, and my first thought I went wow, Bobby's a really good actor. That was my first thought watching. Thank you Oh, yeah, he's been doing it since the 80s. I'm gonna help you at all. I think I'm good. I think I found my career path I'm going back to the theater Christine before I jump in community college was it for me? Before I tell a story with our our Wednesday before Red Rocks was can you please I have to explain the people and can we please bring up some footage

Of Gabe blind Mike and ask Christine or ask Isabella if she gets a new her perspective video. I did ask her for it She's not sent to you. Yeah, we'll just try again She asked answer. She's my daughter 21 years old now. Wow, I can't believe it. The Chinat Shudo crossbow. She just not. Well, she's in trouble. She's your survival skills. Great. Unless the survival is needing big, faked stupid eyelashes to protect your eyes from some kind of a poison. That's all you do. You can shoot a crossbow at her eyes. They will not touch her eyes. They will get tangled up in those dumb fake fucking lashes. Damn, that is a weird trend.

She could not get... She actually catch squirrels in her eyelashes to survive. tangled up in those dumb fake fucking lashes. Damn, that is a weird trend. She actually catch squirrels in her eyelashes to survive. Fuck puppets, they're still in the gutter. She just puts peanut butter on the bottom lid and then she closes it when the squirrel comes. And she catches them. Dude, is it Bill? When they get dressed up, looks like Shari Lewis

should have her hand up her ass. How did you pull Shari Lewis? Dude, you're you fucking survive? I am chup. Wow, dude. What a pull. Jesus Christ. Shari Lewis. Oh, the fuck knows her name. The five people to do though, just almost crashed their car laughing.

We all know who she is. We just don't remember. Oh, Christina, I know what you sure are. I mean, I put it together. Now she did. No, we take 80 calls right now. Most people don't know where Shari Lewis is, but there's one person who is upside down right now in their car.

Dude, it's fucking great. On the side of a freeway. You do it for him. I do it for that guy. Sorry, Sarah, about your 18 wheeler. I'm sorry I sidetracked you. I really do want to hear your story that happened. Well, first I want to say, so gay blind Mike,

yeah, go backward. Can I say, I saw this video because I stopped watching videos from Skankfest because I wasn't in any of them so I stopped watching it because it hurt my feeling. Bobby got cabin hard Christine. Yeah. I mean you're one of the owners of the festival I mean you have that say. I that there was one video that came out the next day I said you're in tons of footage we

barely have anything out yet it's a week two weeks later two weeks later no bonfire the the zero bonfire zero bonfire no bob kelly i can barely get i'm trying to get staff report actually keep saying things that

staff trying to get the staffer it's a fucking but what do you do with bobby they cabbond on the show. There was an amazing video that you sucked me, whoever did it sucked me into, because the music was sentimental. It starts out and it's like, wow,

and I'm like, what, and it's showing everybody. And I'm like, man, I'm so proud to be part of this. I'm so glad I'm one of the guys. Oh, wait, I'm not. Oh, hang on, Brandon Sagalo has something to say instead of you. Hey, Mike Figs has to give a peace sign. Oh, Mike Figs, the Mike Figs want to stick in a Bobby's ass. That's the third Mike Figs reference he's brought up.

I mean, I like Mike Figs. I love Mike Figs, but Mike Figs over Robert Kelly at Skankfest. He's been in comedy for eight years. Topps. I am a 30 year vet. I don't know I mean just I mean just skanks I mean I mean what what is this I don't know what the fuck that is but I have a 27 minute reel from Justin Lopez creates his bonfire that

we're gonna come out no no no no no no no let's back up nothing to do what we're talking about nothing to do we talking about. We're talking about the end. The official. The official. Skankfest. Skankfest. Hey guys, here it is. Great weekend. Love it.

Here's all the people involved. I think Shane was in it. He didn't show up. Shane was in it. He wasn't even there. They took it. He took via satellite. He made the clip.

Can we watch it? Do you have the clip? It's fun. It really. I'm watching it going. I'm coming. Here I come. Here we go. Here we go. This is it. You're talking about the one that's like for one weekend a month. You mean the amazing year. Yeah, the amazing. Yeah, the awesome video with a beautiful sad soundtrack to it. Any of us department. Oh, all of a sudden. Oh, all of a sudden this is Lewis. Got it. Lewis. I mean, I watched Christine Rebecca piecing together very methodically like their hands are in every little thing. I'm just gonna say at the end of it, I'm glad I was about to show it to Max and be like, here, this is one of my part of it. You did fix it though. Oh, I had to fix it oh yeah oh you got a transgender woman that blew Joe in it no no she should be in it oh Bob you heard it though this came out on October 2nd this came out the Monday the yeah the one you yeah here it is look at that that

guys in it don't know him he's in it oh that guy yeah stop stop right there. Plus no, Brendan Sagalow and Brendan, I mean, Brendan Schwab and Carolyn, no, they're a big part of it. And then who's the other guy? The guy before that? Oh, this is the drummer for seven dust. No, who's the other guy? No, right? One more. Oh, oh, that's just a guy. Just put on social without I didn't approve this okay good Who's got Jamie came to Jamie County Harlem lambs? No, no because they're a big part of skank That's they were there for a day each and didn't really enjoy themselves. Yeah, no, they loved it Well, they had a great time. Yeah, they're they're they're well I guess they probably did they're in prime made to feel very welcome included bring the drop. He's a huge part of skank fast

Right huge part huge part. Yeah, let's put him in it. Go ahead. That lady. Those two girls slap and ask. Ryan Callan. The drummer from Seven Dust. This big J, this Lewis. Oh, listen to this song. There's Mark, some stripper. Hello.

A girl pretending to blow Joe. Yep. Ryan. Kim Donnell. May it go on matter. Oh yeah, John Jensen, the same clown posse. Kim Kong and Roseanne Roseanne

Kim Lewis K. Gomez Oh yeah Paul Paul is Sean Yamanika Yeah Paul is Sean Who does not enjoy herself Yeah great time I know Stop interrupting my funny

The bass player from Corn Ryan is Dan It's twice by the infinite twice Twice I could have what Oh this Sean Paul Ross Bonny That guy Alex Stein Butterly It's twice by the infinite twice twice. I could have I could have what oh this Bonnie that guy Alex Stein butter. Yeah, oh, there you go. Figs and then yeah, he's a big one Jason. Yeah Shannon Bobby, did you perform it?

Skank I did around I did a a a million podcasts and three shows Bobby probably probably the probably the third hardest working man at Skank fest third Thursday we work Bobby to the bones Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday left my family four days at probably probably probably the third hardest working man at Skankfest. Third, third day. Probably worked with Bobby Dotha Bones. Third day Friday Saturday Sunday, left my family four days at Skankfest, came up with the head of the dude's scar lounge, which was a hit. Pull him in. Came up with that. Let's have a place for us.

Ranger hit. I came in, put all the chairs out, set everything up. I mean, I'm actually part of the production, too. Bobby found notoriety for us. I found the forget I found and I found Tampa yeah I found I found Tampa if you do it in Tampa it's all set I mean I'm finding the venues for the festival and you got Tim McGraw who's's that? What's his name? Well, that's a T.J. Miller. That's a T.J. Miller. You got T.J. Miller. Wait, but we worked T.J. to the bones too. There's 44 seconds left.

You know what? Jacob, I do this though because sometimes I do. Sometimes I do. I do stuff worked up. You're probably in the spot. I do this all the time. Jacob, you're right. I get worked up for nothing. So plus I'm in it. I got to be in it. Okay, T.J. Miller. I do this all the time, Jacob you're right, I get worked up for nothing. So plus put I'm in it. I gotta be in it. Okay, DJ Miller.

Eddie Pepperconto. Josh, Josh. Jacob. Jacob. Joe, this. Why would they give us that? Joe lift Call them. Oh wait stop stop. Go back. Please go back. Go back. There's a guy. Please go up black. Please go back Who's that?

Micraseen okay now okay? Micraseen now please go back a little more Go back a little more. Oh right there. Just play let's and pause when I ask you to push oh That's convenient. Oh, that was convenient. Okay. Here we go. This is when I say pause please We're watching a video stop everybody little context. There's a video on the internet They came out with because I know you're listening to the fuck you're listening in your car right now And sometimes we don't describe things. I'm gonna describe it for you right now Just in case you know skankfest is a festival that Christine Rebecca and Lewis started with skanks The Legion of Skanks

podcast. That is probably the biggest and funnest festival out there right now. And two weeks ago, they had it in Vegas. And every comic in the world who is worth having was there. All the other comics were at Toronto doing JFL. And they put a video on Monday representing the whole weekend of Skankfest. All the people involved. And this is what Skankfest is. This is, we want to say thanks to you, the fans, and to you, the comedians who helped us put this together. And Josh, Josh, as you can see is in the video.

And Josh was there for about five hours total of the weekend. But he actually saved Skankfest. His words are mine. His words, he saved. He was there for about five hours total of the weekend. But he actually saved Skankfest. His words don't mind. His words he saved. He was there to save. I'm here to save the fest. Can I just say, little Bobby? There's 20 seconds left in this video and usually you save the best for last.

It's not wrong. The headline. You are a headline. And then 20 seconds out of a minute and 45 of it's all dedicated to you. Buddy, that's pretty damn nice. You know what? It could end on the dude cigar lounge zoom in pan shot me sitting there smoking a bat slow motion.

Do you have to remember that there was like a drone or something that came in there at any point maybe? I do remember giving a lot of interviews anytime somebody with a camera said hey Can I and I was like absolutely the fans of the best the best festival I gave all of course every Everybody who stopped me. I was was like yes even though it's tired Even though I had to go do something I always stopped so of course there's got to be video of me When I say stop Right yeah, go back. Go back is red band red band. I thought that was Mike's horse Oh, there's the crippled guy that was shot by the cops. Oh, yeah, go back go back is red band red band. I thought that was Mike's for us. Oh There's the crippled guy that was shot by the cops. Oh, yeah, that's good

I'm going to get it. They're going to give you shot by the party. Oh, he made it That's good. There's video there's video of him being shot by the police. Yeah, maybe I should get shot Maybe I maybe I could shot Chris Roger. Brian Holtzman. Okay. Yeah, he's big. He's big in the who's that? Oh Some guy who fought Sam talent. Yeah, put him in who's that head banging Oh, again Josh, Josh triple E. Oh, okay, my mic. Yeah, okay. Oh, there you go. Oh, yeah, everybody. Yeah, I Just tend to reckon so no joke. Oh, oh Hang on wait still going still going though. It's probably gonna pop back in a head Bobby going dude. Okay. I'll come back dude Skank this Vegas dude last eight seconds was just... Okay, it was just... Title credit. Title card.

I stand with Bobby. Hashtag stand with Bobby. See, that didn't come from Skankfest or that came from Lewis. Hashtag stand with Bobby. You know, you mean Lewis, the guy I told to stay here, knockout LA, the guy I put on my network, the guy I put on my podcast, where the Puerto Rican rattlesnake was invented, the podcast where he got the idea rattlesnake was invented,

the podcast where he got the idea to do skanks. He got lost, but don't worry. The part of the Williams made a choice. He made it in the video choice. I mean, he looked at that video. By the way, I will say this though, it is called Skank Fest and also not present in that video. Dave Smith at all. Now, that was my choice. He's right there.

Well, he's that one. Oh, he's in a video. Smith at all. Yeah, that was my choice. He's right there. Well, he's that one Well, he's in a video. I'm not in I don't want to be now. I don't want it. No, I understand what you're saying Bobby. I agree with you I'm I'm gonna use your likeness. Do you know why I'm gonna go here with the bonfire because the bonfire Represents me was the bonfire at a festival that was going on at the same time as the game first. Oh, buddy, I did YKWD, I did the bonfire, I did. Jesus Christ, didn't I?

Jumped on so many fucking things. I jumped on so many, I mean, I did. The Q and A for the thing. The Rags. The Rags, I did the secret show. The secret show, which. Secret show, I jumped on that. Yeah, I was at 12 at night Yeah, you were there on my last night. I had to leave at 3 30 in the morning, but I jumped on that show

Yeah, I saw you I saw when I was going back to the room you were leaving Going to the airport going to the airport a lot of effort to not be acknowledged in a video. I mean Thursday Open the show. I mean, Thursday, open the show. I mean, probably set it up. And I'm certain. I mean, set of the night, maybe one of the sets on that first show. As a person who knows, let me say this, Bobby.

Let me say this, Bobby. Guess I'm not a legend though. And I knew not everybody thinks I'm a legend, right? Which wasn't in that. Well, let me say this in all seriousness though. I know how Bobby, or not, I'm sorry. I know how Bobby or not, I'm sorry. I know how Lewis and Christina Rebecca like feel about you in the way they honor you. So this is personal.

This is personal. But as I said, it was on Lewis's personal social and I did not see it before it went out. That is called throwing somebody under the bus. Yeah, right under what she's doing. But I think Christine had full control over this. I think that I mean, he'll be here tomorrow. You can really take it up with him. Well, it's it should it should come up. I mean, it should come up. Yep. It should come up. It should come up tomorrow. Maybe we'll deal with it tomorrow while they're both here.

Yeah, because I'm going to get an all-bobby video cut before tomorrow. Oh, I do. Thank you, Bobby. I will say nothing to lose tonight. First of all, I will say nothing to lose tonight. I had my guy go in and superimposed my face. I was one of the funniest things I ever. They're so funny. And he goes, what photo? I go, I want all phases of Bobby. It's just all different. I go, I want 260, I want 220, I want 185,

and I want 350 Bobby. I'm gonna undo my retweet so I can retweet it again Because it's so funny. It's one of you where your face moves from right of the screen to left Kills me every time I mean I got Before we take commercial break, I want you to see this video because this is what everyone's talked about the Did his bell sent to you? No, I got sorry. You didn't text you. Good. Okay. We've amped. But okay, I got a different one.

I mean, we've amped. It's okay. We've amped a long time. We've amped a long time. You know one thing. People don't know what vamping is. We've amped. Wow. If I made a video of this day and here, Christine, you might be left out of it with that behavior. Um, so at the end of God, the Incomedy Jam before the finale, I went up and sang, let the bodies hit the floor.

Yeah, which was righteous. I had no voice. My voice was fucked by that point, but I was like, doesn't matter. Crowd's gonna sing it. It's gonna go nuts. And I said to Josh, like maybe we'll do the wall of death, like on the breakdown of the song, we'll split the size that we did this before with the limp is good song can't real often

skank fest three like separate the audience and then out of you know moment when the song kicks back in is when the ideas everyone just runs right actually you've seen a wall that's that rob dukes did the bit famous one on youtube oh yeah that's rob dukes for the generation kill that was on the show

that was gank fest to and we have a picture of Nate standing in the middle of the wall of death. He didn't get it. Parted for him. I've never seen so many. This is still drinking Nate. It's so funny because they're going like they're sitting there. Nate's holding the beer and I'm going off microphone standing on stage. Well, the song's not going Nate.

You got to go like one one side of the other dude. And he's just looking at me going like he's like giving thumbs up. And I'm like, no, Nate. Nate and then I bet you my microphone. I'm like, Nate, you got to move out of the other dude, he's just looking at me going like, he's like giving thumbs up and I'm like, no, Nate. Nate, and then I bet you'm on microphone. I'm like, Nate, you gotta move out of the way man. He's like, I'm good and I'm like, all right. It may break your fucking face tonight. Get me, and they come in and Nate,

all I see when he's walls crash, right on Nate's, right at the 50 yard line where they meet. You see, I swear you see his head just pop up and come back back down they just squirted him up and then he was back in it He was fine. He was the last time he drank that's when he got so Nope, he did not learn from that even So what happened here was I split up everybody for the wall death and it gets fun It gets so fun intense because

Everybody Lewis gets down there and he's in between the two like sides where they split and he's like pushing people in the chest and like It's so aggressive, but like it's fun and you know These are all people who are gonna pick each other up if they get knocked down I can't believe but they they split up and what gay blind Mike is doing is definitely trying to time a stage dive with the fourth like when we come back from the breakdowns to four let the body hit the floors, whispers again. And then when the fourth one is the scream into the guitar sol so he's trying the time

when we do that last screaming that he's going to launch himself in stage. You know what that is? That's a rookie mistake. Oh boy. It's time for a rookie mistake. Oh boy. It's time for a rookie mistake. Brought to you by Snickers. Rookie mistake. Maybe you just need a Snickers.

Snickers, the official chocolate bar of the NFL. Check out Snickers.com slash NFL to learn more. Rookie mistake. Rookie mistake. Gave line Mike. When I go, that the body, that the, he times his jump jump now where he jumps Is towards the back of one of the walls

You know, I'm saying it's like this section of people here here. He jumps towards the back of it So it's the moment when I scream floor That everyone runs forward so they just get out of the way He staged drives into straight chairs and a guy get out of the way. He staged drives into straight chairs and a guy. And then he's on the ground and the fucking wall hits in the middle. And then of course like the wave of that everyone goes back and then they just trample over and back. You see people trying to pull him up. I wrote him off his dead. I saw him go down and I was like, there's nothing I can do about that. I saw the video and I was, I'm watching it and then I look and I

see this guy in the background I'm like I think that guy just like jumped into nothing some of these videos that they put up of this happening So if you took video of it. It is a RIP gay blind my like they're like this guy's dead for sure It looks tragic Bring him up. It's so funny And look then they just trample over him. Nobody. Go back again. Isabelle got a different angle of it.

That's fucking great. But yeah, look at it. Look at him just go. And you see him, that's me right behind him. I'm like, well, Game of My Mike's gone forever. God. J-J-J, you can see J-Walk out like, no, no, no, no, no. Yep, I was like, Mike, my, well, nothing I can do. Oh, my God.

I was going to find Lewis, because Lewis was like lost in the shuffle and when I went down there, they're like, are you looking for Game of My Mike? And I didn't know what happened. I didn't see him. He's dead for sure. He's so little, he was in the middle. He was like, Gablein Mike was in a trance on stage.

He was like, he was having the time of his life. Oh yeah, no, he was like, I mean, he's like, no, I was totally fine. I'm like, didn't look like you were gonna be totally fine. Oh, he does not scratch on me. Wow. I mean, he jumps in the wrong spot. It's just perfect.

It's just perfectly wrong. Look. But look at them all move. That's the best part. No one's looking at him getting ready to do that. And everyone's eyes are on the prize of moving the same direction away from it. Seven that white.

He does hit a guy in the white. That one, that one, that guy takes him out too. And then we don't see why he didn't get trampled as they think there's a yellow guy right there. Yanks him right up. That's him picking him up back there. So he's all right. But the guy he hits, the guy in all white,

he's all coming. He never saw a company, never comes back up. Like is he all right? You know speaking of something like that, we could do this right before commercial break. Go to World Star Hip Hop, Christine. Did you see this today? And put this out, this is a guy,

this is someone getting killed, which is fucked up. But somebody coming in on a too fast on a parachute, did you see this? Yeah, we started, actually Israel. Not Israel, just a guy coming in on a parachute too quick. And he's just coming in like, coming in hot, coming in and just like his feet kill a person. No.

No, really? It's fucking wild. Can I show it on World Star? Yeah, I mean yes go down Go now. I'll guess you really quick quick quick quick At it up right here. Yes crazy way to go crazy way to go. That's one way to put it like how fans this guy come he comes in hot The guys did he died a girl's hurt the guy is dead. I mean does he go to jail for that? I don't know Involving

Go towards the end you'll see what keep going. Oh god. He's dead Yeah, that girl's hurt that guy's dead that guy's dead. Oh Jesus Jack. Why are we watching this before break? Huh, this is sad. I just want you guys to understand the fragility of life. Yeah, it's the bonfire That guy's dead. Oh Jesus, Jack. Why are we watching this before break? Huh? This is sad. I just want you guys to understand the fragility of life. Man. It's the bonfire. We'll be right back.

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