The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Whitest Thanksgiving

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

The crew is back from holiday break and everyone reveals how their Thanksgiving went. Black Lou had a very sad culinary experience due to his in-law's lack of soul food. | Jacob pays tribute to dead comedians by singing a haunting version of "Amazing Grace." | Bobby's producer Danny Braff is hanging in the background and has questions. | People who treat their dogs like babies. | A new documentary about Corey Feldman's music career is coming out and the guys couldn't be more excited! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. The Trans-Cyberian Orchestra. That whole orchestra can only use one bathroom in my house. They're free to come to my house on any holiday. Now, at Bobby's house, the trans-Siberian nurse can run around like a fucking farm. Especially Max's birthdays. Siberian trans are very tough, I hear. Hey, this is my new girlfriend, Shavkat.

I don't know the names, last names. I love this music. I love this music. Yeah, my friend, the late David Z. was in Transsevary and Orchestra a bunch. Then he died. I think, Jerry... Anyway, we'll catch you guys next week.

Jerry Rocha is still alive. No way. I swear to God. Danny, who died? by the way. Sarge. Oh, yeah, Sarge is dead. Do you remember Sarge?

Remember the black guy were freckles back in the day? He used to work to Boston a lot. Comic? Yeah, he's kind of like... He does all the Jewish shows in Florida and stuff. Yeah, you remember him.

Just Sarge? His name's Sarge. He used to work Boston Comedy Club a lot. He was kind of little... Maybe him before my time. He was around when you were there. Remember? Maybe you look at his face.

Remember him? Nope. He used to work at the Boston Comedy Club a lot. No. Moved down to Florida. I mean, this guy never crossed paths one time for one second. Really? Yeah, he used to be hanging out a lot.

And then he moved down to Florida and was making, I mean, a lot of money. Huge Florida cops. Really? Yeah, he would just do the... Sells out old Jews. Yeah. No, shit. He passed away.

I was going to say, it's not the dream to be that old in comedy and still be on flyers. I mean, yeah, I think Jerry Rocha, though, is still kicking around. Should I text them? Huh? Should I text them? No. Yes. I'm saying just like casual, like any other day, just be like,

hey dude, he goes, do you have like $10,000 I can borrow? No. Seriously, I'll give it back to you. Hey, bro. I'll give it back to you. I'm going to write. How have been it long ago? Hey, bro, you still there?

Hey, can I borrow some money? Because, I mean, it seems like you're not going anywhere. Hey, do you have any valuable figurines? Be like, oh, dude, I thought you died. I fucked your wife. Someone just told me the other day you're still alive. my bad I just texted him did you I wrote hey bro

wow hey bro heard your cheating death no hopefully final destination who is this oh my god you're such a beautiful Bobby please a moment for Sarge

I'm sorry buddy how sweet listen Yes It's bald Joe de Rosa That's saved A wretch

Like me Rest in peace sergeant eventually Joe Rocha Jesus Christ What We don't know that Well, yes we do Everyone's going down

At some point Oh God he's got a beautiful voice I didn't do I love that screaming eagle. Wow. Is that his wife? Was.

She's going to need a little cheering up, Jacob. Not bad. Oh, Jerry. Jerry is a great guy. Very great guy. Beautiful. Beautiful. We didn't know each other for long.

When he lived in New York briefly, I'd see him a lot. He did a lot of shows together. Yes, one of the good ones. One of the good ones. Very funny, nice guy. I wrote, hey, bro. We'll see what happens. It was delivered.

That means his phone is still on. Might have brought him back to life when you said that. What if that happened? What if that thing just gave him the hope he needed? I don't know that it won't. Jacob, you have such a beautiful voice from such a small man. That's why. God damn.

He gets to sing from his feet. A lot of us can't do that. A lot of us can't send the vibration from our fucking tutsies up to our fucking chops. um yes sir welcome back to the bonfire i was in philly this weekend everybody i don't know why we went to nick's famous roast beef and uh had delicious roast beef sandwich i shouted them all out one day they're looking to know who i am and give a shit i went to a place in the hampshire called nix roast beef really not that good really no it was like arby's roast beef it was like that why does everybody take shots at arby's roast beef because it's not good there's nothing wrong with arby's roast beef it's

It's hydrated meat. It's decent roast beef. It's decent roast beef. It's decent roast beef. I don't fuck with decent roast beef. I'm from Boston. Okay. I fuck with real roast beef.

That's fair. Listen, I can't argue that. I don't fuck with a shitty cheese steak. Yeah, you don't mess with a decent cheese steak. No. Yeah. And I, and I, and I, it was okay. It was all right.

That looks good. That's a Nix. That looks good. Very good. God, that looks good. How was everybody else's Thanksgiving? Jacob. Mine was dreadful.

Great. Anyways, moving on. Skip mine. Lou, DJ Lou. Mine was good. I spent it with my brother and my sister and my little nephew. Oh, that sounds fun. Wait, you bold past, I was going to tell you what everyone was saying I should be doing.

Oh, yeah. Were you doing that on purpose? No, I'm sorry. No, I just felt bad that we just went into ours and people didn't tell us about theirs. That's all. Luz was quite, you want to go back? We'll go back. I just figured we'd touch base with the,

crew i knew jacob was going to be quick why are you jacob had a miserable thanksgiving well because it's jacob this one was out of my hands yeah yeah you gotta give me a break on this one i got to give me a little slack i'm sorry dj lose a black girlfriend won't let him come to the house uh won't come to his family's house so they had to do a quiet little thing right i didn't say that you couldn't go to the house what house and there's no house her family's house they didn't allow you in They're from California. They're homeless? No.

They're from South Central. Noise. Really? Yeah. Terrifying homes, I bet. Is his father an electrician? Her father. Is her father Wesley Snipes from White Man Can't Joe?

She doesn't have a lot of family. And you couldn't go? I don't, there's nobody to meet. I don't have to meet anybody. Damn. That's a black-ass family, all right. Did they invite you? I'm looking to you, Black Lou.

Black, how was your Thanksgiving? Awful. it was awful too terrible yes we were with the white family the white in-laws oh dry-ass turkey i'm still hungry oh really yes it didn't work out what happened they put the turkey in upside down what even your half-white son's black enough to know that food sucks shit why did they put the turkey upside down because they're old whites dude they don't know what they're doing old whites suck no you're supposed to do that because the you know the the thigh cooks

takes longer that's why they did that Lou they know they fucked up Spatchcock I was trying to They tried to spatchcock No spatchcock Is when you take the spine out

And smush it down Yeah Upside down It's just wild Oh they did upside down Yes Upside down On purpose

No not on purpose They just fucked up Yes Did you come in and go You're not cooking it right I was trying to stay away They didn't know Was upside down

You're still afraid of white people Hang on Hang on hang on Hang on. They didn't know it was upside down. Correct. I mean, if you drew a turkey, you just draw it the same way everyone understands, right?

Like, wow. Wow. Didn't cook evenly. Of course it didn't. Took like an extra two hours to finish up. Meanwhile, the sides are ready to go. Technically, they cooked the turkey right side up if it was alive. What are they?

They put it on its feet. They put the fucking turkey on its legs. What did they put in the turkey? White shit, macaroni salad. They didn't put something in the turkey? It was a new recipe they found on TikTok. What did they do under the skin? Did they put under anything off the mouth?

They didn't put stuff butter under the skin? Bobby, I was just as horrified. Just as horrified. It's insane. They poured champagne on it. What? What? How rich are they?

But champagne doesn't burn off anything that tastes good. I don't get it. Champagne? What the? Who does champagne on a turkey? God. Oh, God. You didn't say anything?

Couldn't. Yeah, you could. Your mouth wasn't full of food. Yeah. I offered the Popeye's turkey. You know, you can get a turkey from Popeyes? Yeah. Nice.

Got shot down. Really? Why? They thought you were wrong. They thought that was too black of an idea. Getting Popeyes involved on Thanksgiving. What about that? I do agree it sounds black as shit.

What kind of sides do they have? We had mashed up turnips. Raw marshmallows. We had... A fucking turnip? Raw mongolos. Raw marshmallows. They had fresh cranberries uncooked.

Hard potatoes. What do they have? What else did they have? Some loose mashed potatoes. Loose? The fuck is loose mashed potatoes? They put too much water in the flakes? Yes.

These weren't ground up potatoes On Thanksgiving They didn't make fresh mashed potatoes You think on Thanksgiving you do it Listen I grew up potato flakes I don't give a fuck But Thanksgiving you gotta fucking mash up those potatoes Yeah you make a potato

You mash it up that's part of it Stuffing? I like by the way we're just yelling at The women of these families though These are not things we're doing You're not mashing a fucking potato You remember the video we watched it When he took Alyssa to his side of the family

No, I do. There's a DJ there. Amazing. And she was full? It was the complete opposite of what he's describing it now. Four of his cousins were in the same sweatsuit. Did you have to call your parents and be like, and they were like, it's going to be, all right, baby. Don't Larry. I'm like, please save some leftovers for me for tomorrow.

So when I get home, I can actually have a Thanksgiving dinner. My God, you had Thanksgiving on Friday. Black Friday. Black Friday. Black Friday. Wow. I'll say what, probably enjoyed a lot more watching them Eagles lose and on Black Friday.

Jeez. You didn't say a thing. Did you have to sit there and eat it? I did. I did. But I think, you know, like you were just saying before, this might be one of those turning points where we take it over from here on out. You got to, man.

You got to, there's a point when you have a child or when you get your own house where you have to start your own tradition. That way, you do everything you like. And everything you don't like, you eliminate. I do my Christmas, I do whatever. We used to have to wake up on my mom's house. Stockings first. You had to go through that, and then she'd come out with, like, toast.

Just toast and, like, tea. You have to do that. We would get yelled at. Toast and tea? If she caught us opening a, yeah, just toast. What dumb Boston shit. I don't know. It was poor white trash Boston shit.

Boston tea. Yeah, there was no, like. Eat your morning mayonnaise and crabs. Eat your clam chowder Yeah, dude We do our own Christmas now We do our way You come out

You do your stockings if you want to We can go right to a present We do a present the night before I love that Open a gift the night before I pass out all the gifts I open all my shit last It's all about Max and dawn

Then we have a big pancake Or a French toast Hollabred French toast breakfasts oh and then i always fuck with max i you know the gift that he really want and i'm like we didn't get it and then he you know and then i'd be like dude what's that out there oh god do you really dude you didn't see the saxophone's peeking up buddy the saxophone video is the best video ever he wanted a saxophone for he has three days before christmas he goes uh i want to i want to i want you think santa will bring me a saxophone i was like it's too late for santa he's like you

think it's too late for Santa? He goes, it's never too late for Santa. I go, listen, Santa's not getting you a saxophone because I couldn't. It's not happening. He goes, all right, well, you guys don't have to believe, but I believe Santa could still get me a saxophone. And I literally looked at Dawn, I almost

teared up, ran to a music store and bought him a saxophone. Is it funny? And now it's just another thing with a hole in his room he probably fucks. Put a sock on the inside of that fucking that saxophone opening right there probably take that town for a little bit Did he ever learn?

Then you get the brass on your ass chilly. He played saxophone in the school band for three years. Yeah, I have a video of him one of my proudest moments ever. Fucking Max B.G. That morning he was walking through the streets of Greenberg

playing the saxophone not knowing how to play. I have a video of it. And then he was in the band three years later going down the street in the parade playing the sax. So he played.

It doesn't play anymore. Why not? Play the drums now. But he cried. Yeah, he did cry. Remember he was worried about Santa? He did. Pop, pop, do you think Santa?

Not even that. He was confident. Santa, I believe in Santa. Maybe you guys, he literally said maybe you guys don't believe in Santa's magic anymore, but I do. Oh, he knows how to get you. Oh, he fucking got me good.

That was fucking Isabella's like 13 and her mom thought she still believed in Santa Claus. I was like, there's no way. I was like, she has to be pulling some con con where like she thinks that she. She thinks that if she, like, says that Santa doesn't exist, she's not going to get Santa presents anymore, so she's just like, yeah. Yeah, he's still, Max, Max, she's not dumb.

Max still pulls the Santa Con. He was like, Santa will bring me a dirt bike. I'm like, no, he won't. He's like, why? Because it's illegal for a 12-year-old to drive a dirt bike. Santa doesn't do illegal things. Hey, Don, where's Max? He's downstairs practicing his saxophone with a young man.

With James? Him and James, they're doing Jiu-Jitsu, I thought. Now they're playing. Now he's playing sacks for him. While James does jiu-jitsu moves on him. Maximus does sexy sacks. Sexy sacks. Ooh.

That is funny. I'm looking at the sheet. Jay goes to Philly. I ordered 50 cheese sticks for a bunch of fans and came and watched that fucking sit there while everybody just boringly watch the Eagles get their dicks kicked in. I was like, are you guys ready for comments? show leave for 45 minutes also

also you have to leave for 45 minutes oh that sucks dog in his jersey is too big there's a whole thing what does that mean oh is philly jersey yeah is eagles jersey yeah her Eagles

her sorry don't miss gender my daughter I apologize it's not your daughter it's a dog my dog there I fucking get so mad at dawn she talks to doodles like she's a like she hear it

doodles doodles come over here now you can't go over there that's not where you're supposed to be come over here come here doodles come on girl come over here i'll give you a treat i go i go hey fuck face and she just comes no matter of course no matter how all the dog gets you could still baby talk them forever now it's happening as max is getting older so dawn's reverting back to what i already see happening in the house is a dog being raised like a child yeah i love doodles but no If I died tomorrow, Christine would have a stroller for Dawkins. I wouldn't let it happen. You won't be able to stop that train.

I would stop it. Train's going to be out of control, dude. I would break into the house and steal every stroller. Okay. And every little hat. Hey, I appreciate that chair. I would steal all the elephants. I appreciate this so much.

Well, she got a shirt that says Big J. She's made you, Big J. Dawkins, Big J. Jr. Um, I mean, we've been, we've all wanted to talk about it. Danny Braff in studio, by the way. Danny Braff, kicking it. My Thanksgiving was great. Thanks.

Christine, you weren't with Jay? I was. So, but you have Thanksgiving? I didn't know he spoke for both of us. Oh, yeah. She had a terrible Thanksgiving. That's fine. That's your Thanksgiving is with him.

How did you? She had a terrible Thanksgiving. I taught the nieces how to hex. They were pretty excited about that. What the fuck? You would have been hung. back in the day. Christine would have been drowned.

Like spells and shit? Yep. That's crazy. Spells and shit. Danny, I just introduced. You're not on the show. Listen, the thing is. Ben, you have a question?

Danny, you have any questions? Danny Lee leaned to do a dead mic, like spells and stuff? Why did you teach the kid's spells? I was just joking around and they got really into it. Yeah, because they're gullible little kids. When they go, I'm hexing you, I'm hexing you. Oh, my God.

What spells did you teach them? Super fun. What spells, witchy? There were no spells. It was just them pointing and hexing. Did you tell them to say anything? No, I would put their fingers down. Be careful with that.

Buddy, we have to watch... We have taken subject diversions today that have been worthless. What about my thanks here? We're going to watch the Corey Feld and verse to world through. We keep pulling the brakes on momentum. We got to get our shit back together, gang. It was that Wednesday off.

That's what I think it was. No. A spell thing always catches my eye. I mean, I've never heard of somebody teaching hexes. There was nothing. There was just kids pointing fingers. The pointing fingers is going, you're hexed. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, the power. I'm sorry, let's write it out to the end of the show. My bad. Sorry. Let's see if we could do it. I am excited for this. What, the hex? Oh, the Corey Feldman thing.

So who found this? Well, I have spies, and one of my spies sent it to me. It's on YouTube. Yeah. So it's out there. Yeah, but it has a... Jay, please don't do this to my spies. Okay?

But this is... I have spies looking all the time for Cory Feldman new things for me. I pay quite a deal of money and in exchange for certain things for them to 24 hours a day be looking for new Cory Feldman things. And this is it.

This came in on the wire this morning from Russia. I watched this. Down the wire, the AP wire. I watched this when you sent it. Not knowing what it was. It's a documentary apparently coming out about Corey Feldman called Corey Feldman versus the world. Yeah.

Big subject over here, Corey Feldman. And I thought because of the access it seems to have that it was going to be made by him to really like kind of not even clean it up, just be like, hey, this is my cool story. But it seems like it's almost anti him, even though he's in it. well even if he was in it it would wind up being anti for sure but it's usually him not knowing what the thing it seems like more like the narrative is they're kind of exposing like a weirdos life i still think there's somewhere inside of him i watch cori i watch a couple of things of cori and cori what was the show called corey the two cori's and he was so normal in that like he was kind of normal like regular still trying to make it actor uh huh uh

as opposed to the other Corey. Well, he wasn't years and years failed at that point yet. Everyone still knew who he was. He wasn't acting like he used to getting roles, but he would get stuff here and there. He had that, around that time, he was in Demon Night with Dennis Miller, the Tales from the Crip movie that came out. He was in that.

So he was getting stuff, and then he just got wrapped into this dumb belief that he's a musician. But even in the arguments that they had, he was still the normal one of the two. Yes When you compare to Corey To Corey Hame He seemed very normal Yeah

Yeah Corey Hain was off the rails He was I mean careening towards death clearly Yeah And Corey Feldman was more like

Hey man We still got our names out there And chicks want to fuck That was enough for him But I guess he wasn't Cornhole nonstop The way that Cory Hame was Not for me

Non-stop But So yeah This is a documentary It's coming out And I said Listen to the It's a lot of audio, so it's a good thing to play.

We could play it. Take a peak. By the way, we know her. The first person they show in the whole documentary is Jezebel Suite. Yep. So pause it for a second because, I mean, I love the trailer. Yes, this is back when you're still doing the Angels, all the Angels. And, I mean, we were talking to.

The glory days. We've been talking to Jezabelle Suite for quite some time. So, like, she's been out of this for a while now. And she's in the documentary as an angel. So it's going back. There's like somebody. I feel like Corey Foam maybe tried to stop this from coming out and it's coming out. If he's behind it, I bow to him and I say he does get it then.

He's being a shtick for a thing. I feel like there is somewhere. There's a chance. There's somewhere in him where it's like, look, man, in the day, what we're like today, being this can get you fucking likes and views and fame. Got him on the Luzerville tour. It's got people talking. talking about him all the fucking time you know I mean it could not get anybody to vote

for him on Dancing with the Stars but that's not the same thing that's different though yeah different crossover really bad different cross over he was he was he was though I think Danny Braff would do better on dancing with the stars I know he would with the right partner oh me yeah you and a little bit of magic I'll be your professional I would love Jezebel to call in and get her impression on this yeah well she remembers this documentary being made or this footage being done absolutely yes this is this gotta be 10 years old the footage i'll text drive so see if she'll call him tomorrow um that'd be a lot of fun if she'll call him because that's

fucking weird nothing from jerry rocha huh nothing oh that maybe did it you think he reached over because his phone buzzed to grab it and that's what did it the tube came out tube came out yeah oh that would suck probably no no no no no his air tube fuck i wonder if we're in this might be god I will say we were pretty Not even ground level I think the genesis of really doing Broadcasting about Corey Feldman Now there is full-on

podcast just about Corey Feldman exclusively Jim and them I believe is the big one It's just Corey Feldman news What did he say at the end Something snarky Let me see That's just the way That's just the way they couldn't know it

Oh man Yeah One of the greatest nights of my life, that concert. I know it was, buddy. When the full angels on his birthday, he did a three-hour concert. I know it was, champ. Told everyone. I know it never got better after that.

No. I mean, seeing him live, he really does give it 159,000 percent. Oh, yeah. God damn it, in the sun. Definitely, definitely. Afternoon, opening that show up in that outfit. Yeah. I've never wanted to.

run to the stage and touch somebody in my career of going to concerts and no one would you have been more sad if you got up there and like you did you weren't able to get to him buddy i was bummed i was front row at van hailing edie van haggar van hagar van hagar booh no come on dude come on van hagar had fucking hit after hit commercial no way come on commercial hits dude no no come on no come on I mean some, but not all They were great I mean one of the best

Conscious I've ever been to Yeah Van Hagar made songs For fucking Blue Angel planes to fly over To Right now So tomorrow Song blows That's what dreams are made of

Come on So baby crash Oh no I gotta what i got a text message from like some weird number i was not from the other side oh god from six six six six six six six six six i'm not here now um bobby i've passed yeah there was something that happened to me at that show where i ran to try to touch corey fellman oh yeah from my insides you got to react quicker at that's we need a little more josh ed mire's just fucking started leaping over people to get to that stage and security just watched him get to that stage and security just

watched him get directly in front of Corey Philman and slapped fans with him. Slap hands. They're nothing's going to do. They're not going to do. So we should definitely do a night at your house when this comes out. Oh, yeah.

When's it come out? You know what we could do? We can do it on Zoom or Streamyard and let all the fans in. Can you do that? Yeah, you can let them in the chat. Yeah. On Zoom, you can just give them the Zoom

and let them all come in. Oh, I remember, but we get shut down for showing it though if it's somebody's thing well you could do it on uh stream yard and put it uh behind a patron it's coming out soon yeah December 12th what's it gonna be on is that coming out in theaters because if it's in a theater

oh jess oh hang on go up she's part of it she's not only part of it she's like in the top cast there yeah who produced it who directed Marcy Hume oh Marcy she uh worked on hoarders oh yeah yeah yeah oh Mars from here.

Marcy. Oh, Marcy. She's still wearing the glasses. Marcy Hume doesn't. Somebody I would know, though, in show business. She used to work at JFL Festival, and now she's over at ABC. Hood to Coast. That's a weird thing to be a part of.

It's so bizarre, because you're right. This is, like, 10-year-old footage. Yeah. Well, if the last thing she's listed for was 2016. Who's the producer on it, though? Is Corey an executive producer EP? Because if he's an EP, then he's involved. What?

You just exed out the credits. Well, no, because that was her credits. Oh. Cast and crew. Look for crew. No. E.P.? Who's the EPs?

Let's see. Here we go. Full cast. Writer, there's no writer. And just director. No EPs, huh? Can we get a hold of Marcy Hume? She seems touchable.

Yeah. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Who is it? Jim Cummings, which is that? Poo. That's the same name. Cummings.

It's probably not the Jim Cummings. No. Oh, I know. This Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy Com Comes? Yeah, he used to sync with Morrissey. Jimmy Combe. He's on for Thunder Road.

Yeah. Jimmy Comcombe. You don't have to keep going to this stuff. I just want to see the names of the people that are there. Who else? These are the names. So he's not listed. He's not listed.

He's not listed. Wait, but who's the last one? Star Rosencrans. That's a weird name. Is he Jewish? Go look at the Star Rosen Krans is. You think he's Jewish? I think he's Jewish.

Star Rosen Kranz. Yeah. Now, these people don't look at they're being friends at all. No. All right. I'm going to text her now. There's no way he proved at this. Who else is there?

What's the other name of the producers? Adam Franklin, Marcy Hume, star Rosencrantz, Phil Shapiro, Nick Weiss Richmond, and Jim Cummings. I know. Well, Phil Shapiro, that's definitely, see what he's got. No, no photo. He's the money guy That's the guy I put all the money behind this

I'm asking We're on air right now Wow Well Watching trailer I wonder is You guys You guys

The bonfire when you started This has to be in it Because if it's that old They show footage They have to show a clip The concert we were at Yeah they got to They got to show you guys

Might have been the concert Like that tour This was the main tour It looks like that they're... No, but they were doing a bunch of dates. That was just happened to be his birthday. I'm saying that was a tour. It might not be our exact show.

Oh, your life. God. We should start a band. Hang on. Will you call bonfire tomorrow to talk about it? Ooh, this is her only connection. Wow, this is going to be fun. If she says, yes, it'll be very fun

because she'll have some semblance, some idea of what's going. But one, she doesn't like him at all. Why? Huh? Turns out he's actually a piece of shit. Turns out he made me eat fucking peas for six months. Was it her to call this?

She was the one that told us initially, but the thing is like, oh, they're all doing drugs and trying to, him and his chicken or trying to fuck everybody and stuff, like all the other angels. Like, it's definitely like a cultish kind of thing. She had to stay at Feld Mansion, I believe. Yeah.

Got to stay at Feld Mansion. Yeah, got to. Was lucky enough. I know. Now that's funny. He's going to dance with the stars and you just go to the thing and you just see his weird,

like fucking dreadlock son who keeps trying to kill himself and then a tattooed-faced girlfriend who's younger than his son. You know, so funny, is Elaine, my friend, Elaine from Sex, Drugs and Rock Roll, made it to the,

finals did she lose she lost two of course the fucking crocodile her son yeah the crocodile dundee's son because they you know he was unbelievable though i mean he was made to be a dancer i don't know if you saw her in his dances he was fucking incredible i'm the i brought in a show when i watched the cori thudman once he's unbelievable but we could call her i could see if i get her on the phone it's funny too because she was the finalist in that and the next day on her instagram her I guess she got sponsored by a vibrator company and she just had a fucking

she has a thing on her like her page about Elaine Hendricks about getting your clit right? Yeah she's just like you know what I do in between blah blah blah I masturbate and she's just plugging this weird vibrator

that I want to see if I can get for Don here let's work backwards from this I don't know what the product's going to be right yet but I like the slogan to be get your clit together it's right there the one with the red shirt red shirt right hey the whatever baba vibrator get your clit together this is right after she was a finalist in the thing she popped this song she said i've been wearing a butt plug this whole

show the vibrator's weird too here play it i'm masturbating what the fuck i'm never alone for dinner when i masturbating she's joking but it's too long it's too long but it reminds me like a 1950s commercial well i think she's trying to be fun i mean she's clearly trying to be fun that's not like done like uh where they were like hey i need you to do this commercial like verbatim that's like her being funny for sure she must have got a ton of cash to do that right no couldn't uh how much cash you think fucking little dildos make a lot that particular little dildo is not going to be the one that puts her over the edge how do you know cissy yeah that's the body brain vibrator have you heard of that vibrator belessa never looks pretty good it goes in and then sits on

you clit and i've seen a bunch of things like it it's like the bow's out ear headphones. I think we'll do the same effect. The Bose out of ear headphones. I'm going to get a Bolesa. The Bows. Let's see if you can hook us all up with Balesces for Christmas. Can I point out that the, I might have said earlier, the newest episode of Landman. It's a bit jarring because it's the manly show, I think, on TV. Sure. Yeah. Oil men doing manly shit. And then they cut to... What episode?

The newest one. What is it? Episode three. I didn't see it yet. I'm not going to bring it up... Came out yesterday. No, no, I'm not talking about the show, but they cut. to the newest prep commercial is a... That's just you, buddy.

Targeted ad. I don't know anymore. I don't see that ad. It's a... I just got ads for bearskin hoodies and guns. Well, the one I want... I got some for cheese sticks

and other things I like. Yeah. A black man with a wig. The number's for cheese sticks and air conditioning. I got a... I got old spice and chapstick. I had a black trans men

who looked like Magic Johnson's son. Honest to God pushing this product And then it goes back to landmen I like that a lot Transmen Is your I trust that that is a transman

over there I don't think I'm crazy in saying that's a transman I think they should make the Transformers Little little when they transform sound

The doctors should do that When they're cutting off a wiener You go ginko gong chink gongchin I wish you could see this guy He goes Wake up wake up chas bono or should i say chas transmen that's what i would want to do i would say leave my wiener but just empty it out

so i can just push it in backwards and then when i do that when i go hey you want to bug my wiener or squeakon con chinko gong there it is squeen go and then when you want to back out oh no you're looking for your little Let me blow on my thumb real quick. There she is. I mean he is. Oh, send the Blue Angels, everybody. Van Hagar's playing.

Oh, come on. Is there Olympics starting around here? What's happening? What's going on? Is there opening ceremonies for something big happening? Hey, is this supposed to be a rock band playing some rock music while I fix my car? This feels like I'm supposed to be piloting an F-14 over something regal. Come on.

You didn't like it When Eddie went to the old organ Of course I like it When they start giving me The starting line up At the Army Navy game Absolutely D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

Christ almighty I'm sure this is my least favorite Van Halen's We're back, yeah I was front row Trying to fucking touch Michael Anthony He weren't even looking To touch the right guy

You're too young for that joke Danny Braff But that was a great one Michael Anthony I stand by it Make sure you go see Bobby Kelly and Uncle Vinny's in Point Pleasant, New Jersey, December 5th and the 6th, Sarasota, Florida. That's this Friday and Saturday. Ooh.

Then comedy works south in Colorado, Batavia, Illinois, punch up that live slash Robert Kelly. I'm in Omaha this weekend. Go to stuff, get all stuff. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Lou starts playing the thing. I know we got to go. I know. It's the bonfire.