The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Works of Quan Millz

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

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And now the bonfire with big J. Okreson and Dan Soder It's the bonfire series X and facts talk 103. I'm Dan Soder. That's big J. Okreson our guest Yeah, sometimes we bring guests that we live back almost immediately if they got stuff to plug It column torel's got stuff to plug. He's got the column torel podcast He's also Philly campers you guys are at helium April 12 with Tim butterly in my brain He's absolutely go see that fucking show column Tim and Mike Come on monster the show the high around the country go see the Hydra helium April 12 The hydra around the country go see the hydra helium April 12th Guess you're gonna sell that shit out. I hope so. Yeah, yeah, it's close

It's just the hydra tour been used before cuz 300 monsters been used a lot. Yeah, I don't know if they've called it hydra It's probably also not good cuz it was you know Nazi what Wasn't that their name? Oh, no, that was Captain America. It was called hydra. It's a monster from mythology. Sure. Yeah, no, but then you know bad people. Also a spaceship. Also a girlfriend nickname. Call me the Hydra. Well, we have Columnant. I'd really love because we stopped on our pre-record for Thursday to lost tapes. So yeah, so we talked we were not steep into an author. Let me give you a little bonfire context. And again, if you're listening live right now,

you can hear this on Thursday, but we all know the way to listen to the bonfire is Monday, Thursday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Yes. If you want the experience, because we recorded Thursday before Tuesday's live show. So it's like a Tarantino movie.

If something insane happens Wednesday, Thursday it seems like we have no idea. Yeah, you're like, these guys are really over it. You guys are living like it's fucking Tuesday. Thursday. Uh, this episode we Black Lou found an interview with Tyler Perry and he says he does them a dea voice in the bedroom Which is insane. Mm-hmm, which we agreed on. We talked about but then we found out that there's just one a fuck big mama Yeah, and then we were talking about how he kind of made this whole production company his thing, you know, and he was able to make all this stuff.

And it's the conversation somehow got put on the fact that there's an author named Juan Mills, who does. A tour. Yeah, he's an author and all of his books are like, my baby mama stole my accord. It's, every title is more racist than you ever could be. Yeah, if I was like, give me your racist fastball, it wouldn't be half the speed that

Kwan Mills's book titles are. Outside shop, because we haven't seen him yet. Kwan Mills is a white guy. I wouldn't be surprised if it's a Clayton Bigsby situation. I mean, it's very positive. He said no, I did. He said no, I did. He said no, I did.

He said no, I did. He said no, I did. He said no, I did. He said no, I did. He said no, I did. He said no, I did. White guy writing under corn mills and making these hilarious. Because we can't find corn mills. We can't find a picture of corn mills. We can't find, he might be like William Shakespeare, that's what I said, where he might just be a collection of people. But here's our list of some, let me give you a list of some of his book titles.

Some old favorites, like the pastors need pussy too. This hose got, what's that one? Oh, old thought next door. Why, why my baby mama's a loser? This this whole this whole got roaches in her crib. What's the Gucci one? Oh, uh, Ho Gucci distinct. Now it's what's that? It's Ho Yo Gucci stank. Oh, Yo Gucci stank. Yeah. Uh, and there's also this bitch got roaches and now rats. Yeah.

Which is a sequel. This bitch still got roaches. This bitch still got roaches. And now she has rats. So is this just like a minor version of black exploitation? What is this? Yeah, like a prequel. How does bitch go fucking?

Yeah. My psycho baby daddy, that's nothing special. That's something you could find on lifetime. Your grandma my side check. Your grandma's my side check. Your grandma's my side check. Might be the second best poster. Besides preachers eat pussy too. What was that one? That's the one we found the audio book for. What do we find the audio book for? Paster's eat pussy too is what we have the audio book for. It did. What a fucking title. And this is just fun This is E pussy to easily the greatest time and by the way not too is in the sequel. It's also is in like also

We are just playing So we did it roulette on the other episode we did a thing where we listen to the beginning of it just to see what it sound like And then we started jumping around this Blindly and that's the fun just jump around and play a just play a loose 20 seconds of it just to see what it sound like and then we started jumping around this Blindly and that's the fun just jump around and play a just play a loose 20 seconds of it and you will hear Hilarity and from this is from quan and again We should be doing our research to find out who is quan mills. I want to know who quan mills is I want to know if it is a collection of people if to the individual is it a white guy being crazy

What you look at Christine, there's nothing? I haven't been able to find him yet. Even a picture. Mm-hmm. What I mean, dude. He's white. He's for sure white. What if he's just like a Filipino guy?

And he's like, I don't know, I got some ideas. Why can't you take this humor from a white guy? Yeah. Why can't you be white? You got to make him something else. You got to make him a... give it to a nice fucking... It's always an Asian who's a person in a different race.

Yeah, who's the QAnon guy? You think it's just like a little crippled guy in a wheelchair? Some guys? Yeah, a little freaky white thing and a wheelchair he steers with his breath or something. Yeah, he's kinda doggies like a doctor Maro rappel like a rat and He's got a doctor. He's like a doctor. It's like a doctor. Moro.

Look at that. He's got a robot voice. Yeah. I did it because I was never looked at as a person. And also pastors need pussy too. Also, you ever notice that pastors be blowing out pussy like this? This is how this how has roaches. Yeah.

Your grandma, my side bitch. I mean, well, here, hit some of the audio hit some of the Get yo stank pussy off my twin size bed Be going to meet up with your P.O. Right mr. Bains Yeah speaking of which Rechaed a quickly interrupted me by saying Well, he's out on sick leave he had a heart attack I frozen shock for a sick. There's always been drama in every sentence. We've picked

There's a heart attack right these books almost I want to feel like you can't put them down once you pick them up Oh page turners for sure I almost I'm gonna go as far as to say is let's start a bonfire book club Where we read it and then we all finish the book and come in and think about why did that pussy get eaten by that past? Yeah I was gonna say by the way I kept saying pastors need pussy too I don't know it's eat pussy too. That's good. I like that.

You could have tricked me into thinking this was you two doing those voices and I'm just like mm-hmm. I don't know if I'm ready for the smoke that would bring Yeah. Of me doing an audio book. Audio book. And then Rock Quisha says, Get yo dusty ass bitch roach infested. It's koochi at my house. I go, hey Jay, there's a lot of people waiting for you outside.

Yeah. I think they got your audio book. My grandma, I'm a fucking yo baby's mom. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Am, am, am, am. But this is, I mean, dude, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do that. They're old to me. I'm gonna do that, where I'm gonna do that where I'm gonna disappear for like two years and I'm gonna you guys aren't gonna know that I'm gonna have a pen name and I'm gonna write like these books for white trash Called like this slut sleeping in my camper. Oh hell exact just do the white version of this

Just do it. We did with rock and roll and steal it for black people and just do like Yeah, you know poor exploitation Hose love mountain do yeah being like this my cousin impregnated my girlfriend. Yeah, this tweet this tweaking bitch showed me your tips Swallow come you bitch Swallow comb you bitch and then you're like damn do you store math off my dick? Yeah, it's my brother's kid is my first book It's my brother's kidding. I'm just gonna write these that was for fucking That's why your husband shaved my pussy. You're your daddy lick my tricep acne a real story of the trailer park thought Yeah, tiny mussely person big fat woman She ain't clean. Yeah, tiny mussely person, big fat woman.

She ain't clean no more. Yeah, yeah. So what she gave me a blood disease? It's a third of the... Can't catch it twice. Yeah, can't catch it twice. It's gonna be the follow-up to you. She gave me a blood disease.

See, we're cranking out a series right now. You guys get ready. What's our fucking, what's our pen name though for? Something like J.P. Parker. What's our fucking what's our pen name though for something like JP Parker? It's got to be a two letter name. Yeah, tie like a like a CJ or like a AJ. I think tie is a good one to T. Y. Yeah, it's tie. Yeah, like a Tio Neil. Yeah, oh Neil to ethnic. You're right. Ty Larson. Look at that. Yeah, yeah, or a Winston. Yeah, Ty Winston. Yeah, we're just gonna write these white trash stories.

We'll sit around like this. My name, Anna Smokum. Winston's. Let's be put him down and go, dude, I got an idea. What if we do our first ever love triangle? That's also in zest. Yeah, penguins for it. They're gonna publish it.

When I work. I went to think cornmills for opening our eyes to this entire genre of Exploiting poor people drama when I work at 7 11. I It was really fun to want people people walk in and Was there gonna they start looking to cigarettes and you start to go like what are they gonna? You know these go bench Benson and headgear's bitch. Or they're gonna buy a pack of USA's Are they gonna be these good bench Benson and head judges bitch or they're gonna buy a pack of USA's Most lot of USA's for GPCs. Yeah, a lot of those

Moved the ones are just the and they anytime someone buys it they go they taste just like the other ones You know, yeah, why are you telling me? I don't care. I smoke cam. I smoke camels like a real person Yeah, what did you did you ever smoke cigarettes? Yeah, where did you smoke? I smoked mental when I moved here Because the family that I lived with in Brownsville they all smoked mental That's what you smoke that's why smoke for a while, but I used to smoke they don't have them here You speak John John player blue John player blue look up John player blue. That's the Irish. That's that's Dublin That's can be yeah, yeah, if you're smoking John player blues, JP, JP blues, do not love to. I love figuring out what the other cigarettes are because it's such a specific order. How do you order your cigarettes, Lou, when you go to the store, do you say marble lights in a box?

Marble lights box, yeah. Box box. What do you say box? Why do you say box? I said that. Because it might give you a soft pack. Yeah, it's a hard pack. So I'd always say camel lights box. Why do they still make soft pack? Sometimes if you have a shirt with the pocket like Lou also rocks soft packs can fucking rule With the nice flick at the bottom of the pack and I have a pop out That's what we started on There it is when I was like a teenager they used to sell them in 10 packs too So you could like split like half packs? Yeah, just a little 10 pack It was a cute little thing and you could you and your boys with all split pound. Yeah, dude.

And now they show like, now they show a picture of like someone like vomiting on their family and like throwing a gun. Like smoking does this. Yeah, they show a baby with ass cancer. Oh yeah. This was caused by John Player Blue. You're like, why do I want to watch it?

I saw a lot of black lungs. Yeah, the one that got me was I was in Canada as the worst. I get Canada had the picture of the tongue with cancer and you'd buy it and you're like, hi, fuck. Well, you do one, one of them on the Canada was a fucking zombie face of a girl. Yeah.

And it would have a thing pointing to it goes, if this is what happens to your eyes, they get jaw and dasty and whatever, and your teeth and your tongue and it's like, oh, you guys don't have that at all. No, they have a little message at the bottom. It's like, this could, this could fuck you up there. This isn't good for you. You might be lying, but.

Yeah, now they do the commercials, they did the commercials along here where they'd be like, I used the man beautiful blame a model and now this is what I know. And it's like true. Look at that picture, it goes this is what I have one can't feel, it's like nose faratu. Yeah this was talking of lung can't look like nose for ought to yeah Being a vampire looks like a beautiful vampire

You leave for a Don't you don't I don't know about that guy the van be Smoking may lead to an allergy of garlic every and crucifix his and sunlight The long can't warning you may not be able to see yourself in the mirror after smoking 20 But also you heard it into a bet. This guy looks like long cancer gave him AIDS Damn did also I didn't know winning the long cancer give you AIDS a lot of them have to be that's not all they were doing now A lot of it you aren't just also a It's like COVID with our line about the numbers. That's like a thing you want to say in their hospital bed

You go you weren't fat living fast and lose yeah, they go I learn but I smoked you know I hear you smoked Noted but you know you know what I'm saying. I also got a little tip from your roommate that used to have quite the cocaine Kettamine recipe so it was I called it It's called Charlie Kagan. It's called litter box and I wish I never had that cigarette after that gay orgy. All those gay orgy's after I scream so confidently blow it in my ass. I can't stop smoking. Now I just found out I have AIDS.

I don't know. I was down at the bathhouse and I'd always take those free cigarettes there again. You can't inject a dirty needle without a cigarette afterwards. You just start. You just get it takes it off. That's the best one. The ass mate. And then it then it just I didn't realize it lead to my demise. Did you find anything on corn mills? I haven't found anything on him. I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm I'm I looking I'm I'm I'm looking I'm I looking I'm I'm I'm I'm bathing suit ready fuck yeah dude that guy's right it gets ready to cut through water I put him a rock away beat she's walking away with all the pussy You guys got Michael Phelps body. Yeah, this guy probably cuts through water Christine just throw it dark somewhere in the middle of this audio book Let's see where it is a pastor eating pussy yet. I just want to know that's all the only part I want to hear

Praise Jesus Sweet Lord hold him a laugh Corinthians This is some salty pussy this must be from the book of Joe That's you 16.7 Oh Leviticus 13 said suck these lips I'll go back for more Leviticus that suck these lips. I'll try to go back for more. David, I kissed that pussy.

Wow, wow, wow. I call my penis Lazarus here. Is it rose from the grave? I'm about to put my, I'm about to put my crucifix in your pew. Lips are God to the lips of this This is the body of Christ Accepted into you Pastor eats pussy to our hip-play

Coordinate everything with Rashida. She's on board. She's a good friend to the church Will even give you a stipend to pass their campaign interjecting. We'll pay you $400 a week It's pretty good cut head just cut ahead like 20 minutes just to jump you know jump around because I feel like you're We're doing some jumps. We're gonna be jumping around. Oh, oh really and all honesty Seems like you were trying to set me up I am a man of God and a man of the people. And I eat pussy. You can't say it is. That doesn't mean I don't eat pussy now. Dude, we gotta do a book club. I'm made by Jamaican.

Yeah, I wanna read pastors eat pussy too and then just give a four. Can we do one of us once a month, has to do a book report on corn mills? A lot of books. We'll read how long the books are. Look how long the books are. Because if there's like, if it's within reason, I'll read this on a plane or something, for sure. A lot of the books. Look how long the books are. If it's within reason, I'll read this on a plane or something for sure. How many paid to the next store? I definitely want the old thought next.

I'll start with this hose got roaches in her crib, part one. Okay. Is there any second hand used? It doesn't say how many pages they are, but I can't imagine they're encyclopedias. You don't know this. This could be could be like Warren piece could be a thousand pages Oh, I take this guy goes They only have hard covers you got a good luck paying for it. You get a first edition

On a book. It's a sign of original. Yeah. Do you understand that they don't even make these anymore? Can it be your mission right now to get Juan Mills? Like somehow on Where can you find out who this shows? Yeah, I'm gonna have like a steam to like he's really hidden I telling you I think he's a he's white collection There's a search that says Quann Mills is white It's just already in there. Oh, yeah, let's uncover this. Let's uncover. I think this is a conspiracy He's definitely what I'm not find nothing on him. No interviews that there was one interview that went to a broken link

Damn, we got to find Quann Mills no pictures anytime you Google pictures. It's just the book covers But I'm sure in the world is Quann Mills We get a theme song for that where's quama. We have tracked down at all I think it was listening. Who knows anything? I like the idea that there was a guy a white guy And he kept pitching these to everyone I know I'm telling you right now. I have a one called these hoes booties beat you jiggly I don't know you can't we just can't and then one day you just get it's come still What if I was a black that's like Steven Nicholson is no more. It's like that

It's not the whole premise of soul man. Did you my wife? Why you fucking my granddaddy? Yeah, my boyfriend beats me, but I still love him Fucking damn it to international best-selling author and urban fiction mastermind author Kwan Mills is back from a long-writing Hyatis with a new novel my boyfriend beats me, but I still love him What if it's like a super woke white celebrity and it just turns out this is there like Secret He had a gaspies I didn't know I didn't know there's with big things every day I was right

He was asked to know calling a book more boyfriend beats me, but I still love him was big Let's see we make any other words had a corn mills. Maybe it's one of those. I hate the Celestein prophecy this guy. He's Da Vinci code. I hate Da Vinci code, I mean. Yeah, let's, let's damn brown this shit. Let's see. What if it's Dan Brown? What if Dan Brown writes like the Da Vinci code and it turns around and writes my boyfriend, uh, pastor's E plus E 2. You do one for Dan one for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think one for the whites that love the church and then I do one cuz I'm a racist I'm going your granddaddy my sugar daddy the finale these books have to be like 50 pages cuz joke I think I'm gonna order all of them do it

Dude I hope you get like a five hundred pound box set that you guys don't eat you guys can't even keep is there a way to get the collection Yeah, I don't know if you can get the whole collection by definitely want to order like like one or two of these well, that's a real dial back from let's get all of them I think you guys should get at least the this ho Scott roaches in our apartment series for sure. I like this. Oh still has roaches and rats in her part I'm gonna by the way that the stuff he takes pictures of it's like hood shit It's like you want to buy a Prepared fucking sit half sandwich. What in the EBT WIC three interviews lunch program built this Oh my god black Luke can you read this force we can't read this

Right there the corn mills presents one else but now it's a picture of Pre-packaged lunches, but they're in like chicken packaging and it's in a quarter-water It's a quarter-water of sandwich and some chips and it says man What in the eBT wick-free and reduced lunch program bullshit is this? Niggabals damn and then it's the next thing So now if you could wouldn't mind reading my art if this fucking guy is white They seem gonna be the white is a 15 year old. Yeah, it's like a 15 year old white guy. You're not wrong. It's there is One mill dude if they find out

That's a oh this is all still his things jack him off then rub it across his forehead and say Simba Okay, good luck getting out alive get a girl with neck fat so you can grab her out the bar like a baby pit bull That is it that's a quan James original damn Well, I don't know if quan jay now okay okay Quon Mills that might be our fucking thing. Let's see if quon James if he's quoting his own things like that was good I got to get that on my Quon Mills account He slipped up pregnant by my mother's gay Ratchet confession number one that might be the one I started here's a great one

I'll kill for the pussy pussy Another white family kill for the pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Ha. Ha. Ha. Another white family from the world of America. This guy's genius. Ha. God damn dude.

Clawed Mills is a genius. Man, those twins are really scary. Yeah. Yeah, that's horrifying. Also with having pens. Those kids are there. Are those pens as kids?

Are those aliens? It's that guy. Who's that guy? I don't know. He was somebody that worked for Trump. Yeah, the fuck the whole thing. know if he killed these kids years ago, and they just haunt him still I don't know, but there's a form of aliens called the whites where they're along the long whites, and I feel like these are these are some of them What is what what is like the grays? There's like sometimes they're called the men in black. There's like different things Oh, there's another one. I call that a purple Monique

Dude y'all yeah Monika's Ursula area will get down here bitch you brought that lobster up in my house. Let's find out who quann mills is because you Bot body thoughts Thoughts Get out a single yeah, it's no it's get out, but it's spelled geto, you two. A single mother story. Nice. This always happens to me.

Settling the riding gods, start feeding me ideas and now I have to run with them. Cover me. I'm going in with this one. Get out. It's going to be my masterpiece. Damn, dude. We have to find out who Juan Mills is. I want to know who the man behind this is.

No, you don't want to go digging. You're right. You're going to know what's going on. is now you don't want to go digging you're right you're gonna I don't know what's wrong. I don't you understand this is so much bigger than you Cornmills it's corn connection Yeah, there'll be it there'll be a timberland boot and some fish sent in the mail you just look my phone just goes offline I'm like what's going on and like you're keep digging dude You just get a cash-out message saying don't be messing around. Yeah, don't be fooling around

Why is Venmo messing me you playing too much? Why am I playing too much? I kind of find out who this is it's I'm This point right now I'm 70% of it's a wake up who's the Publishing company lit. Yeah, there's a lit a little scarlet lit as fuck. It says lit AF What is a ratchet confession number one? But some of this is like scarlet something as fuck says lit a f was a my crazy ratchet confession number one, but some of this is like scarlet something one of them said lit a f I think did Juan Mills click on his name as a a he probably said up his own production company probably one mills is the profound and prolific

writer hailed from for being an emerging urban fiction mastermind poetic intelligent graphic with with his words. Quann Mill's writing talent accurately captures and conveys the rawness grittiness emotion and controversy that too often defines black urban life. It's no surprise readers easily become addicted to his dark yet comedic urban tales. He currently resides in Chicago, Illinois and is tirelessly working to make his crazy and addictive stories come alive onto the television screen. Oh Please All right Jim big Jim upstairs in the office. Okay, I'm starting to feel like Ben's and basketball is not gonna happen

But can we please can we please start a production company and get behind the corn mills Films being made. I'm begging you please. I want a piece of the gate. I want some of the give me a couple percentages I will put together a team somehow and Please don't make me have to make this a gas digital production Dude, I would love if it was like if corn mills is just like a racist North Chicago cop For sure. Yeah, you know, I start writing down these titles Squad car and you know, I'm hearing all of them fucking talk about you know, they're a baby. I just got roaches in the house Hit you know what that means that hole over there. I didn't even know that I was like what he means

She's hat and they said she's that they said what the fuck does that even mean anyways? I have 42 books in the series We're gonna buy them all. There's no other audio books of corn mills because I Have feeling there's better Audio on some of these I mean old top by the way. It's a dollar the book is Yeah, yeah, we got a buy them calm. We're gonna have to have you back for corn mills I'll read the book reports. I'll read I'll read them all the voice over. Oh man. That'd be so great with your Irish accent. Shut up bitch. He grabbed my dick. I said shut up bitch. Yo, ho Oh, yes, please play absolutely on your review Not

This one's also spelled pussy. Yeah, and you don't want me to spoil it for you I suggest you go click the link and get out of here. Okay. I said the other studio. No, it's gonna ruin you if you hear the ending now We don't want to spoil it for you Audio book on you to audiobook on YouTube Now I think this is I think this sounds like the girl who reads the book Is it all in I read being all is it all in the same house and we're being pretty I think so that might be Juan Mills We're gonna find out who are mills is too. I need to good Come back so we can talk about it. Maybe come back so we can talk about it I will I actually feel like I want to read the book first and then see her review. She goes

I'm a wait. You want to read past her's he pussy? I'm gonna fucking book with a little bit little bits book review Did all I get the internet's insane get whatever you can get gone Get whatever you can get gone Internet is just insane. This is as crazy as as pedophile. I'm so I watch this is as not I just add home book reviews. It's what the fuck and it's still and somehow an incident or it made it's way to us 660 interviews well 663 yeah A bit lady embrace promo and her titties are out also a little bit lady in Prince promo and her titties are out also unrelated. This is Louis Vuitton Jamies.

She has a little hard tattoos on her cleavage. Yeah. A little bit world. A little bit of everything, baby. So make sure you like and subscribe so you can get up and send my word. Okay. Okay. But today we're going gonna be doing a book review

Yes, a book review Now for those of you who stayed now book And book is a bunch of pages with words on it. I don't know mother fuck a glue them together or something a book is like a magazine for tall people He pulls He's people. He pulls C2 by Juan Mills. Say something about Juan Mills. So she's well. She loves him. She was like a sock puppet. By the way. I have to see pull C2 not to be confused with C. Okay, it has a W in there. Okay. Is that how you can get it? Get you get to pass the She didn't read it

That's possibly the funniest thing you could ever do That is easily the funniest that's the funniest thing you could do for a book review I've ever seen in my life. We go now I didn't read it Let's do it on a YouTube link. I listen to myself yell at me. Check the link below. Didn't even read it when I made the audio book. Ain't nobody got time for that. I don't know.

I listen to my clean the house. What do you think I'm going to read this book? Well, Quantia said the past are ain't even pussy. I'm very excited to start this book. I realize it might be a thing in the pantheon of stuff we never get done, but please order the books. Order the books. I want to picture it. Here's what we all need.

No, Dan only me and you could definitely do this. But for sure, we need pictures of us reading it on a plane. Passers-E pussy too. Sitting next to somebody. Like glasses. My glasses on the bridge of my nose. Yeah. I went the little, the reading light on.

Maybe a early morning flight. I'll go to the New York Public Library and sit on one of the main desk. Like I'm doing research. What are you reading this? Oh, have you read Mills? Oh, this is actually in the Corn Mills series. This is actually this hoe has roaches in her apartment's part three.

What are you reading Mills? Oh, yes, he's good. Someone comes up to your classic. Oh my God, I love it. Have you started the Pastors Eat Pussy series? I don't want to give it away. Not yet, but they munch rug. Just you know, they do eat it too.

And they do eat it. I love that. It's not even a sequel. Because it would be funny if it was the sequel. Just ladies, titties are great. Book reviews. They're told you shouldn't read the book. I would start off. All right, my book review. Now here we go. First of all, I ain't read this book. I listen to it. I also know you're doesn't read the book. I'll reach the girls. All right, my book review. Now here we go. First of all, I ain't read this book. I listen to it.

I also narrated it. I know you're here for the titties. I also wrote it. Narrated by a car, my- Just, you know what? Cut ahead, cut ahead, cut ahead. Don't wait. She's 25 minutes.

But no, don't though, because she was about to say something about corn mills, mate. She just said about who narrated it. Oh yeah, she said who- Car, my. It's karma. It's karma. Not me Definitely wasn't me, but what you McCaw but listen, you go by karma. She's better say something by corn mills when we stopped before Amazing narrated by karma It felt like my whole girl telling me a story get I love it. Okay. I love it. Get told about the Shana new new spearman a young lady for Chicago

Well, it's a name Nana Nana spearman, Nana way Shana na na na na na na na na na na everything sounds made up. That's what it is now. It tells the story of walka haga la haga. Just Dude this Corn meals is gonna be like this is genius. I can't get over that she does that the sound of like my home meal was telling me a story That's how Steinbeck makes Oftentimes when I read things like grapes of rad Charlie I go

My homeboy a soundenger did that to me I feel like my homeboy Chuck. It's really telling me a story right now about the okies Love it all right. This book is about� Shana new new spearman a young lady for Chicago Did I just call a young lady a little home for Chicago? That's script and some club called the factory and still pussy at the hotel on the side. She says script and somewhere someone who edited this for her new to go we have to write that she meant strips. They correct her on her own video. Whoever's out of the blue.

She's script and it wrote strip. You see that? Yeah. They're like two people I don't be too confused. Yeah. It's like I don't want it. Man, I ain't make none of this up. This is in the book. Okay. First of all, okay. The title, okay. Because the title throws everybody off. I'm sure people like for me What in my behavior that said that's for me I could never read nothing like that Pasta's does eat what? The next night my pasta Not my pasta my pasta would never but baby to say no about your pasta baby. This my pasta will

That just have a This is a Barkers. I'm sold this ain't this ain't no church. You ever go to I'm sold past Erosans my pastor now. Well, first of all, now I just want to follow a little bit because I want to hear her reviews on Everything it is nonsense, which he says this sandwich was good to my fuck. I had Like I was eating something. Yeah, it had it felt like there was meat and cheese in my mouth, but then with her she goes why didn't eat it my home girl ate it and she told me about it She told me all that but she told me that it was a girl

I actually watched another book review and then I just ate it Little bits world rules chase going deep in little bits world I will come back with I I will know a lot of that little bit. But next week. You know a lot of that little bit. Yeah, 100%. We got to take a break, don't we? Yeah.

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