The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Zany 80's (feat. Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: May 20, 2022

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And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. The bonfire, a faction talk series XM103 on Big J. Okreson, Dan Soder is off. He's crossed the borders again. He's always taking risky chances. He's doing field reporting in Mexico. He's in Mexico. He's in Mexico right now. For fun, taking in a cartel.

He's ozarking in Mexico. I knew he was some work I called him today and it had that weird ring. Oh, yeah. Yeah, hello Joe What is going on? But can be up or forty eight We need supplies Hey, Danny coming home soon. No, not yet soon? No, not yet. Sitting in for Dan today, everybody, you know him and love him. It's Joey Rose, everybody. The hilarious Joe DeRose on with us.

Good to be here. Always so fun when you can come in. That's fun to be here. Joe DeRose is going to be this weekend Friday and Saturday. Just only Friday Saturday? Friday Saturday four shows, yeah. Friday Saturday two shows a night at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas. Austin, Texas, I know you listen. Come the fuck out. Yes. Show up for Joey Rose on this one.

It's gonna be a good one. Please. The hour is tight. It's ready to go. Yeah, hour's ready to go. I'm having fun with it. You know, we're loose. You can get tickets at my website,

joderoseinfo.com. Keepin' a little loose and loose. Yeah, yeah, we're loose. You can get tickets at my website, joderosainfo.com, keep it a little loose and goose. Yeah. Yeah. Fast and loose. Well, if you left, you know, of course, Joey Rose is 174, Rivington. Yes, sir.

You can remember that. It's so funny. It is cool, just organic, you know, from anyone who comes to see like comedy shows, I know, or Legion of Skanks are both on a trip to New York, like Joey Roses is always 100% of the time. And I'll be like, hey, how long are you guys in town for? And they'll be like, oh, we're doing this tomorrow. We went to Joey Roses today.

Then we can't leave you in Skanks. And it's a part of the destination run, which is pretty awesome. It's a lot of the people that have come through have told me that like they'll say they're here for Skanks or some comedy event. And, yeah, it's very nice, man. I can't, I've said it before, but I can't say enough. Like the, the support of the comedy community from comedians and fans alike, it's been insane. Like, it's been awesome.

Yeah. And Dan Soder, if he's not sitting in a cage in Mexico somewhere at the border, he's going to be in side splinters, everybody down in Tampa, Florida. I didn't have to look. I kept looking at Christine to prove that I didn't look when she moved up to show it. I memorized it. This Thursday through Saturday, side splinters, Tampa, Florida. I want to do side splinters. I'm sorry, Tampa,

improv. I do the Tampa improv and I like it and I love the people there and they're so cool. But man, that thing is a, it's a tower of terror. What I've never been there. The Tampa improv goes straight up in the air. Oh, oh, the tip. Wait, but sides, wait a minute. I got lost in what you were just saying. I thought you were saying side splitters was a tower of Terry. You're saying the Tampa Improv is a tower of Terry. Just the building sucks. I was in that Tampa Improv once, and I remember looking vaguely like a theater sort of. Well, it's got a big lower level, and it's great.

Right. High stage, that's fine. All that's fine. But with that said, it just, the front, like right in front of you, the first, like, whatever you call it, 30 rows or something, maybe 15 rows, is open all the way to the ceiling. Because there's three balconies, but the balcony is only have like 20 people a piece, like 20 seats a piece, but it goes straight up in the air. So it always sounds like you're not doing well. That's one of the clubs when I get done, and everyone's like, dude, another killer,

and you're like, what? I thought you guys were gonna be upset with me and ask for your money back. Fuck that, yeah. Wasn't the John Love Itz club in LA kind of built like that? I don't remember. It was just rings of, I feel like that's the only time I've seen a room like that

where it's like four rows of balcony, but it doesn't hold that many people. They said it's a music venue. It was like I Went there once to meet Just for a meeting and I don't know why it was there, but it was but Yeah, I remember like looking over the balcony at the stage. It felt like like phantom of the opera Like I was like the rafters almost like I was looking down on comedy as bizarre something like the rafters almost like you down on comedy is bizarre.

Just bald spot and hand gestures. You know what's odd too. At that time in particular, Kevin Smith was a huge proponent of that club. He would do his podcast director. Yeah, like live from there. And I was like, he's Kevin Smith. Like, nothing else, John Lovitz. But I'm like, you can find a cooler place in this mall Now when gets weird I walk around in hockey jerseys and basketball shorts all day

What a give-up look huh? Yeah 86 outside Dude hockey jerseys look terrible on a hockey player. No one Hockey outside of the game of hockey a hockey jerseys looks good on a woman who's naked underneath of it making something Dude it's so funny, too, that he got skinny now Yeah, still wears that stuff so that was just looks like Mrs. Furley He looks against flowing Stanley Like flowing rope Hi everyone, it's me and my boyfriends oilers jersey

It's such a bad signature look. That's thanks. Look at this big fucking soupy sleeves. You do like the same shorts though. Huh? You do like the same shorts. Just a fuck up Christine. I don't need you shit. I can't see.

Let me see. Yeah, but Mike fucking Yeah, my low exact shorts my my lower legs though fucking look way better than that My shoe games tighter He's so skinny if Christine back me up by the way, I just realized I just realized I just realized I don't that often I just realized why don't you go over there and look shit shit up. I just realized it is not a Chicago Blacks Hawke's hockey jersey. It's a Kevin Smith hockey jersey. It's so made. That is commitment. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. The Winnipeg J. Insignment Bob's? Dude, his kids gotta be like,

Hey Dad, do me a favor with your hockey jersey? Could you try to look like less of an ass when you walk outside? And he's like, hold on, I didn't put my backwards ball cap on you. Like God, damn it. Every part of his body. Just doing a fucking laugh laughing at over there. I don't show up for appearances. You don't worry, you're hap backwards.

My ex-boyfriend wore his hap backwards and he like, unironically, loved limp biscuit. Alright. But, Biff doesn't even wear a backwards in a limp biscuit, he way. No, no, it's just straight back. Like he's playing catcher in a softball game that for some reason jerseys or hockey jerseys. He went to a stylist, he's like, here's what's thinking, lesbian up top. Lesbian in the middle, but a different kind of lesbian. Yeah, he really was like a pissed off dyke this guy, huh? Third kind of lesbian when it comes to the shorts. Now he's gonna

peck her neck. Holy shit. Damn, dude. He's dressed, he's dressed Jerseyck now he's gonna peck her neck Holy shit damn dude. He's dressed his dress jersey. Yeah, that's the worst. He gets like the ironic tuxedo one. Oh boy Are they that comfortable? Comfortable as shit. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be. I'll be honest. I'll be. I'll be honest. I'll be honest with big, super sleeves. Yeah, like, that would be like dojo arms. No. Exactly. Dude, what if you find out when I'm alone, I only wear geese? Please, please, please, Mrs. Purley, dude, it looks so much like Mrs. Purley dressed. Stanley.

It's his same sleeves, dude, I'm telling you. Dude, Mrs. Purley ruled. It's so fun when you were a kid and I just enjoyed the comedy. I didn't understand how sexed up she was. Mrs. Ferley wanted it from everybody, including Stan Lee. It's a sleep sleep. It was super-sleeves. Yeah, look where she's kissing him on the bottom there.

And Miles will be a hockey jersey. Yeah. Mrs. Roper. A Roper. Sorry, Mrs. Roper. A Roper. Sorry, Mrs. Roper. God damn it. What'd you say?

I said furly. Oh, it is Roper. Yeah, it is Roper. I know what you meant, though. I came up. Yeah, she just wanted to get home. Look at the picture of Mrs. Roper when she was young and the black and white picture.

She was always, man, young people were always old back in the day. She goes, he hears me at 20, she's 46. Oh man. Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, I looked up the mom from Happy Days the other day and I was like, she just always looked 40. When she was young.

That's the fun. They show that picture of like when she posed nude when she was young, Betty White. Yep. And you're like, still looks old young. Yeah. That's what they show that picture of like when she posed nude when she was young, uh, Betty White. Yep. And you're like, still looks old though. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you could tell it's a young Betty White

and she still looks 45 years old. Yeah. No, completely. Be Arthur. Be Arthur, look 70 your whole life. You know, when you look in a purport. I don't know this actress's name, but she's somebody that just always.

Yeah. And so he's looked like, by the always look like a lady yard yardly Smith is that her name now that's the Lisa Simpson that lady oh yeah she's always look she's always like a midget who's 102 years old just like Brad track me oh shit oh poor Brad track Oh Poor bread truck He's probably gonna call me dude. Do you remember what he was on star search? I know that he was on Star Shirts. I didn't see it. You never seen bread truck when a star search dude No, is it him and Steven Scott or my two favorite star search things what's

Dude, I made me feel bad Yeah favorite star search things. What's... Dude, are you gonna make me feel bad? Yeah. Dude, fuck it up. Yomp, Ahmet Zappa, just fuck it makes fun of him. He keeps going like, oh, oh, oh. That's right. I do remember that because I remember meeting him and I go, some such a Zappa fan was like, what's Ahmet Zappa like?

And he's like, he's a dick man. He's not cool. Do your Brad trackman said the funniest thing that he came over and asked me to bill burl loves this story. He came over and asked us at carol. It's one time. I told you it's for Jacob. I may have said it on the show a long time ago, but he came over to me and bill burl.

And he goes, we're talking about drummers. And he goes, who's your guy's favorite drummer? And Bill Burr said whoever Neil Peerder something and I was like, whoever. And he goes, all right, Brad, who's yours? I guess you wanted to say, ask you. And he goes, oh, my favorite drummer is, I'd say me. You really was the one. I remember that. I'd say me, I'm my favorite drummer.

Wild. That's a loony thing to say. That's a loony thing. Smith's kids said about their books. They're the famous authors. So they write books and just read them to the right books and then read them to go to bed at night. Jesus Christ. Yeah, eventually you're gonna slap somebody. Yeah.

No. If that's what's going on in your house all the time, where are my new kids? You guys reading their own books they wrote today. It's fucking insane. I can't control these little weirdos. They're all they've done and this that's and who do you will what? They're wearing cakes. They're all this that's the wrong ones wearing bras. The other one's not wearing bras. Oh my god. Go tell this dad to put his book down. And get down here for dinner.

Go tell Emmett. Go tell they it. Go tell Hall what, the dinner's ready. Take off your Batman outfit at dinner. I don't want to get mad right now. We're on my Batman outfit at dinner. I don't want to get mad whenever on my Batman outfit. Oh, that's so funny. Jesus Christ. What a fucking dope.

Oh my God, that's so funny. We brought up a throwback thing the other day of a Bill Kirchenbauer. Remember Bill Kirchenbauer, the coach of just a 10 of us. Remember that TV show? Oh yeah, the ball guy. Dude, he was one of the shittiest comedians I've ever seen in my life. It's hilariously bad. Oh, dude. Did was one of the shittiest comedians I've ever seen him. I it's hilarious Yeah, oh dude. Did they repels the thing off his head?

Not every time I run his hand. He takes the toilet the toilet seat, you know when the toilet seat protector Is the circle part? Uh-huh. He puts on his like sweaty head and pretends he's peeling the skin off. Oh, it's staying Can we watch some of it? Sure. And then I got a message from someone who says, like, yeah, that guy's actually a super dick. Oh, really? Like the people to Austin Comics or something said

he was a dick to them. Oh my God, man. God, that was, Calon was gonna be the new Gershin Baller. Just a tent of us that he got kids. Did we gonna bring it back? No, but he had that shell. Remember, he was like the spin off.

Now, don't do this, do it the one you thought. See if you can find a toilet seat, Bill Kirshenbao or toilet seat, but. He was the spin off of the Goldbergs, and he got his own show as the coach. And I was like, that's what, that made me think that just the 10 of us, because he was...

Kirshenbao came out of the growing pains. I think that's there it is on his head, I think. Yeah, it looks like you're right. Yeah, yeah. Here. Look like he it is on his head I think. Yeah, it looks like you're right. Yeah, yeah. Here. Look how he had paper on his head. Dude, he sucks so bad.

Oh, well look, he's putting him on his head. Let's see what he does. He's like, he's like, wins low rough. Whew, got my own form of transportation now. Dude, he's bites such ass. I just slapped this on if I'm at the gate, and they don't want to leave on time. So while I'm leaving in 10 minutes, with or without you.

I feel like every laugh he's ever got is simply polite. God, damn it. Is every audience his family who just sort of gets him? It's, I don't like, there had to be, I think there was something to stand up in, in, in, this is what, early 80s, right? Yeah. There's some to it still where it was like a discovery for people. I guess, but I mean, this would like, I'd want this, this got to stop. If this was to, I like, this is what, the same way people laugh at clowns like he sprays

Celts are the wrong direction You know what this is why I don't think it was polite laughs and I think people actually thought shit like that was funny If you look at like other countries and you look at like how their comedy evolves like it's this like this is part And I said I'll never forget that. It was the funniest Dave Smith always remembers that we came home one time To my ex mother-in-law's house. And she was watching a show in Spanish. And it was a guy, like, I mean, literally the joke of like spinning bow tie.

And they go, oh, I love those. You know whatever. Span, I go, it was just as pure as exactly. He slipped and fall and like breaks through a chair. And he's like, oh, no, no. And we go, who is, uh, we go, what is this? And she goes, it's, uh, like, uh, Colombian Bill Mar. What?

You go, politics. She's like, yes. Oh, my God. Dude, I just say it all the time. I was like, comedy is so shitty in non-speaking English countries that people that don't speak English go to comedy clubs here

because they think they don't need to know the words. That's not shitty, they're comedy is they're like, no, it'll be a guy like spinning around. I'll do my favorite when Dan would do that. We were like the, the whimsy, like they just, it's always, foreign comedy was his noises in it. So when you watch their trailers, they're always like, I thinksy, like they just, it's always, foreign comedy with his noises in it. So when you watch their trailers,

or always like, this new French comedy goes, shit, I'll put the, pop, put the, poopy poop, poopy poop, poopy poop, I shut the butt, I put poopy poop, I shut the butt, I put poopy poop, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt,

I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I shut the butt, I did you poop it up and everyone's like just cracking up Damn it. Oh, sorry, but the jute is for to a thousand poopy-duh Oh God damn it. Oh, Jesus. It's yeah. yeah foreign comedy sucks nuts

Play more this asshole so happy he's like not a good guy. Yeah, I know it does help it helps Here's something I bought today. This is fun about this for Vegas. I hope it's gonna ever put an album out. You should buy one of these and wear this. You go to Vegas and wear this into one of those all you can eat buffet restaurants. I know. What you? That's how the listeners just wearing a pig nose.

He just got a woo. It's not fake laughs. This is family. Put the fucking stick thing on your head, you jerk off. This is a good shit of seeing a restaurant. Here we go. Yes. Oh, here we go.

He's a great. A lot of people don't look at these things real close. In fact, this part right here is such a pain. You wonder how many people take the time to do it. Pfft. Oh my Christ. Every joke is worse than the last. Yeah.

He's taking the center part out of the toilet seat cover. You ever notice the holes in these things are exactly in the shape of somebody's head? Pfft. It's like some guy in a factory somewhere in the shape of somebody's head. It's like some guy in a factory somewhere. You're looking at him with disdain. I don't like him. That's terrible.

Alright, here we go. What? Here's a little scene from my vacation in Hawaii. How long have I been out in the sun? Here's what we're seeing from my vacation in Hawaii How long have I been out in the sun? Oh Standing ovation this asshole put on a suit for this suit that oh my fucking God And then at the end he does the winds blowing me away grab the yeah, oh my god Who's gonna make me laugh? Do you do you realize that that fat fuck is so sure he's gonna be a sweaty mess by the end of a set Then he knows it's stick that he was

He counts on it because he gives a hundred and ten out there all the time Slow down you fat shit He knows he can close with it without a doubt do you marry they show them they show there's a compilation of him I'll make me laugh do you remember make me laugh. I remember when it came back I never saw the old one. It was the shittiest fucking concept for a show. That's terrible. The pressure you put a comic on there. They bring up a dickhead to sit there and not laugh. Yeah. And then you have to there and go. So, uh, hey, everyone see a joint guy do this? Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm.

And someone goes, oh, I got you. It's what a weird thing. I saw Dave Juskow crack the biggest cut known to man like on that show She was sitting there. These guys were going out and fucking flame on this TV show Yeah, just got went out and did an Elvis Costello impressing and she fucking broke He looked so crazy. He's put glasses on he was like So crazy he's put glasses on he was like And dude she fucking snapped, but like I mean it was like it was it was like a firing squad dude guys were just going down man put on the Kirshin Bauer make me laugh montage

What was this show originally on like NBC? I have no idea The 70s right? For sure. Yeah before we got fat to play a coach. Who do you think hosted? My money's on Robert Klein hosted. Make me laugh. Yeah. I'm got me a big get then.

Yeah. Or maybe bells. Maybe the bells. The old bells. The bells, it is comedy used to drive me by nannies. How bad it was. I've such admiration for him. I know when he would kept do when he kept just faking a heart attack Remember that we used to watch I know I kid got you know because guys not gonna do the

So much like my dad All right, so this is the old make me laugh the host is just some random guy It's crazy he got fat doing the most physical comedy What does ladies make it a face? Oh my gosh, she's so miserable. Me too or dude? That's me, Tuzer. It's got to be actors, right?

That they hired. Do he's a wedding ham? Yeah, he's holding a puppet up. That's what he's a guy to wedding that would make you just be like Yo, you got to get your cousin because he's fucking annoying Yeah, he's a guy who would noise actual comedians. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he comes over and goes dude This is funny goes who go booga who go shotgun who go shotgun Is what funny goes just like when I do the thing from that song Okay, all right wait a little bit this I have a ventriloquist probably but I don't do ventriloquism. Okay, ready? Here we go. Here we go. Remember the weird they make the weird coming at you constantly. Okay, okay, okay, okay

Look at this guy like this. I like the look to this guy. Oh, he's pleasant. He's my annoying. Yeah, smilein'. Cursion bowing. Cursion bowing. Cursion bowing, get the first one. Wait, is there modern Cursion bower stand up out there?

No. Damn it. No, but you know what? Look again. Always look again. Evans, does he have a website up? Yeah. He does have a website.

Does he have dates on it? I bet it's like cruise ship, right? That's gotta be. Oh, maybe. Curshing bowler cleans up on a cruise ship. Dude, I'm sure you remember, man, but like, and it was that one guy in particular, but when we would do rascals,

sometimes you'd get stuck with one of these guys from the 80s. Oh, yeah. And they were always, because Christine was saying like, Oh, I'm so happy this guy's such a dick. Look at that. Damn, that's brutal, man. Bill's towards. It's got an animation, a picture. It's a date venue city ticks, zilchow and everything. It is a blank screen. Damn boy. Ha-cha, macho. But remember those 80s guys, they were always assholes because they were so mad.

But they're still there. Well, because it was like- They were still at rascals, they were not theaters and stuff like that. They burned white hot and they took it for granted. And it's like, dude, this isn't gonna last. You know what I mean? Like you're doing like, I was gonna be like Brian Haley

Whatever happened to that guy. I think you still just tours who was Brian Haley? He's like kind of spiky you being some movies. I think he was in Dunston, Jackson I Think you had a run there for a minute Dunston checks it Brian Haley Can I look stuff up here? Just Okay, the uh But Jay, who was the guy because we both open for him you featured and I hosted he had the

God damn it dude. He had the he had the the plastic tube that he spun and you play the songs with it Oh, was it a he hated it? No, not chips cooney. He hated me. He fucking hated you How dirty you were I want to watch He spun the tube Fucking I think it did I think he might have been the guy that did the joke of like P. L. Any trip have you heard of this bullshit? It was a car all above no no no no it wasn been the guy that did the joke of like P. L. N. Trimpe. Have you heard of this bullshit? It was a carol above. No, no, no, no. It wasn't a guy that anybody liked or respected Bob Nelson. No

People like Bob Nelson. Was he a Billy comic? That I couldn't tell you. Yeah, he had lined her assholes. I think he was that guy P. L. N. Trimpe. You're in his bullshit. What's next? The you know the grill and steak I gotta grow up myself Whatever the fuck the Can't even I don't know shitty I can't even riff it What's next? What's next humor? Oh god damn it.

Oh what's next? Feeling real sick? Holy god dude. We'll see if you bring some humor to this sweater guy's life. Christine, wait a minute. I think we have a right. Christine, wait, wait, I don't know how to make that. I think we have a video. Christine, I think we have a video. It's a sort of video work.

This guy does look very pleasant. I'm predicting a break on this sweater guy. He looks. Before Cursure Mauer sweats enough to stick something that was fucking hit. Hey, I put a fan on my head. I see I'm flying myself, fo! Oh!

Oh! OK, come back. Dan Fein says, make me laugh this for the good money, eh? I'm sorry, Bobby, I have to disqualify myself. This gentleman is obviously a relative of mine. You're gonna get a smirk out of him, shit. Hey, man, how you doing? I can relate to him. Oh, you can relate. Thank you. I can relate to you. Oh, you can relate. Thank you

Is I'm not gonna go for this ball stuff, you know Boy, I tell you you're big stand up Dan. Sure, but it's that I'm a big guy. Sit down This is his compilation. I'm a hero. Who else would make a Bill Kershabowder compilation part one? That's a good point. He's small rat. He's never wins. Laugh please!

Come on! You said I'd been doing like any bits or anything. You're my family, I'm leaving bits or anything. Yeah, you're my family. I'm leaving. Sweater. We're bald. I think I was, I'm not gonna do anything. I'm not gonna do anything.

I'm not gonna do anything. I've never heard of this show before, and this is wild. Make me laugh. You're gonna put it back. It was, what's the guy's name? Who does the, he really got me on, when he brought it back on Comedy Central. Because the guy hosted it, who was the original, original like one of the original cellar host Mark Cohen.

I love Mark. Hosted it when it came back. That's right. He did host it. And I remember who's the fuck me. So funny. I feel bad. I remember.

You'll remember from the joke though. Who's the guy who does he hangs the cigarette on his lip and he does the. Yeah. Yeah. Frank. Frank's something. It's Italian. He shows up in a lot of, I think he's been like, on tour. Yeah, he's like on the sopranos and shit. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but he, he, the first person I saw where it definitively, he made them laugh with

that thing. He just tucked the cigarette in his mouth and kept doing the almost talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the drunk and like, yeah, and it just like, and it just finally broke the person. But I always liked that guy. Yeah, he was great. I never met him, but I thought it was funny. The like Santorelli, that's it. It is right. Yeah. Yeah, they brought this back and then we had, speaking of we had we had the record on here.

He had the world record. For fastest laugh. Yeah, he got it. He got somebody in like a second and a half or something. I was doing, he was running, flicked his dick. What the fuck? Oh, come on man. Okay, okay, okay, okay, come on.

My impression of Wid was, oh, he would just keep grabbing props. He was, we became the open mic host and Philly. And he would bring, the whole stage was occupied with his, you had to perform between his props. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if he went on before you. I know if he was the open mic, he would host the open mic and he just had all his props on stage. When I started, he wasn't bringing his props anymore.

Oh, what was he doing? He just would do crowd work and he was really fast. Yeah. And he would just make, and dude, it was usually mostly a black crowd. So like, yeah. All right, brother. Yeah, brother.

I see him that. Like that's like, it was the equivalent of a black comic performing for a white audience. Like he was like the widest thing they'd ever fucking seen. So like he would kill. But I remember this big me laugh when he was saying, you just grab a hula hoop and he would go, mid-drive in a Cadillac.

Waaah! Scream! That you told a hula hoop like this. This is the only joke. Mid-drive in. Cadillac That's so funny. He uh he uh You know it was actually very cool speaking of white and black. I was at a I went this was a while ago But I went to a Yankees game with Paul He knew somebody that had a box and we were up in the box

Yeah, yeah, and um and we were up in the box and I was talking to this guy for a while and He started asking me some stuff about comedy and and he was I was like, yeah, are you I go are you in the business? And he's like no, he goes my brother was and I was like who's your brother? He's like my brother was Kevin Meaney and I was like, oh no shit And I was like, I love Kevin and and we were. And I got to tell him the story of when I saw when Kevin was headlining before the late show of Caroline's and the late show headliner was Smoky. And Smoky came in with this like crew.

And Kevin was in there in his bow time. And I go, dude, it was seeing the widest and blackest man I've ever known, meet each other. And they smoked weed together. Really? And like, they were laughing so hard like a Kevin meeting. ever known meet each other and they smoked weed together. Really? They were laughing so hard like a Kevin Meene, he was just making them laugh because they were like,

this fucking guy is crazy. Cause everybody's high and there's this guy in a bow tie. He was a thousand over, buddy. Okay. Yeah, it was such a funny thing to see, man. Hit me with some Kirshen Bauer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, let's get back to shit on people.

You know, I guess it's not a lot like, you know, when you're a car salesman, they give you a car to drive home. I guess when you're a hairdresser, they don't. You know what the most obnoxious, oh, look, they're putting your age up on the little screen right here look at that What the fuck It's just him fail is it is the compilation because he fails every time look who posted this please For the by the way for the people living in the home, there's a clock.

It is posted by him. You think I nailed this? You won't believe what happens in part two. There's a clock ticking in the bottom corner of the screen seconds. So it's going one, two, three. It said it was a 57 seconds and that was the joke he made. Look, they put your age on the screen. Oh my God, that's the worst show ever heard of my life

Wait, wait, I'm burying the leader. Who how'd you find out he was in a household? Like someone sent me a message I mean that's something look it's hearsay, but like someone just sent a message saying like he fucking was a jerk off to comedians in Austin or something Evan's doing a favorite on YouTube Search for peel-in-each-trip joke. We gotta find this guy. Joke.

No, it's not. Not a penet. You can see that his face is angry at peel-in-each-trip. Yeah, I mean, penet probably had a better version of the joke, but you could find it. It wasn't where the cable guy. I'll note as soon as Pylene Trim stand up. Okay, yeah, that's a good point.

Damn it. I wish I knew who it was. It was a big bit. You already looked like it all. If I saw him, I would know him in a second. Okay, so we just like, you know, he's a white dude with brown hair. I mean, it's like,

I tried to get people I've opened for my life. The whole, dude, the whole. And rascals. Oh wait, he was on the A list. Look up, Evans, look up the A list, the A list TV show on YouTube. And then we could scroll through the clips and I'll know him for he was on the A-list.

Oh yeah. He did that goddamn plastic thing on the A-list, I remember. I'm so excited to find out who it is. We could shit on this comedy. He hated me. I hate him. All right, Evan, sorry. Cause there's two shows I guess.

Put the A-list Comedy Central. Yeah, you guys to watch this. Sorry. Because there's two shows, I guess. Put the a list comedy central. Yeah. You guys to watch this. This was when it was the comedy channel. And it would just be clips from all these shows. Okay, there's Marin. Oh, come on. One clip. God, damn it. How many seasons of the a list was there? Like one. Oh, really? So looking up on IMDB. Oh, oh, good thinking. Good thinking. Okay, it's not gould. Now keep going. Odin Kirk had a fucking legendary set on that. The gum. We could put it. It's not Jeff Stilson. Barry Sobel. Not Sobel. Larry Miller now. Is there a full cast button? There you go. Boom. Here we go. Now we're going to find this. Well, I'm going to walk up to the screen. Okay.

I believe in you. I bet when I see the name, I'll recognize it. It might be Larry Amaro's. Let's see. Doug Benson's on the, oh yeah. Also put a pin in Bruce Bond, please. It's not Bruce Bond. I would know if I opened for Bruce Bond. But I would, didn't know, but I just want to watch Bruce Bond. It might be Larry Amaroos. Okay, you can keep going.

Rick Corso? No, wait, it's a... David Feldman. No, it's Feldman's funny. Wayne Federman. No, Wayne's funny. No, keep going. Keep going, though.

I'm trying to think of people that I vote. Bill Kerschenbauer. Scott LaRose. Evan's put a pin in Jeff Marter too, please. Number Taylor Negron. He was great. He was the the joke in punchline. You the I said I wanted to buy a carpet.

I think that I says to me you don't want carpet. What you want is an Ariadrag. Oh gosh. Dude comedy sucks not so hard man. It's so bad. What a bad thing. I know. Two legendary appearances in Fast Times and Easy Money. He's so funny and easy money. Teo and Eggron? Yeah.

Oh no. Yeah. He's good. He's the last boy scout. He used to come around the clothes when I first went out. I forget where you already, but you can keep going Evans Mark Price was Skippy He's the most happy man I've ever been on slow down I'm excited to find this All right, let's look up those two people I should Larry Amaros. It's not Bruce Palm. No Bruce Palm does the but he's another prop he guy good Larry Amaros. It's not Bruce Palm. No Bruce Palm does the but he's another property guy. Good. Where are you Amaros? No, that's not him. Damn it.

Big girls, I kind of want to hear what big girls is. Okay. This way is 305 pounds. She's 4 feet 11 and just all the time we're trapped in. We buy a close of those specialty stores for big girls like Lane Bryant. Close coming three sizes. Jumbo Husky and oh my god, it's moving towards us. I just think I came out of the closet actually. Did he? I believe so. Here she comes North America. But anyway bitch. I like my girls thin with big old fat dicks. It's so funny dude that's what a that's a queens it's like a it's like a gay guy guessing what a straight guy

would say they they they hate when their girls get fat you know I just Jeff Martyr looking about I don't think it yeah I don't think it's Jeff Martyr but let's just see it's like a peek at Martyr oh this guy sucks this isn't who I was looking for, but this guy blows. Jeff Martyr?

Yes. Network and cable television. How about a half Mr. Jeff Martyr? Good man. That's Mario Joina, right? Yep. This was called... She got some Martyr.

Oh, this was MTV comedy. That's right. Oh, yeah. What does cerebral mean? All right. Uh, we're shooting this in Santa Monica. Hence the dress. You know, before blocks from the beach, I have this theory is to why all crazy people gravitate towards the beach. Would you like to hear this? Because they can't go any further. Look up.

What the fuck Jeff Martyr is doing now? He's doing crazy. He's doing too. No. No, I saw, he, he, he, he's now on some Facebook. A couple of years ago, he was like back doing stand-up and happier than ever. Did Martyr's bad? I must feel bad. Shit.

God damn, I feel bad. Where is he now? Uh, he just performing his part around. I bet you, it's like doing like you know like fucking that's a weird world Did he ever get a sitcom or anything though? He had an HBO he had a one night stand Derb a lot of those people I don't see at all anymore, you know, dude. This is like there he is. Oh, oh Lord Oh, oh sweet God

Oh, oh lord. Oh, oh sweet God. We just watched him. Oh man, demo reels. People have demo reels themselves. It's so brutal. He looks like the guy that hangs around with Chachi and Zapt. Do we got far off? Is that guy?

Oh, will you him? No, not will you him. Wait, no, no, wait, will he? Oh, it is will he? It's not, it's not Williams. It's the guy from House 2. That's what he looks like. He looks like a cat. No.

That's House 1. House 2. I don't remember. When you see him, you'll be like, oh, that guy, that guy. That's weird to see this guy in the most 80s outfit ever. Yeah. And then you see him now. He's like, balding.

He's like, hey, no, I'll just do it it wait we got off track were you saying sorry well from the very beginning I used to used to have and seen Brad track me and I'm not that by all meds that but oh shit and just eat it dude he just sucked on it hard all right I felt terrible so terrible you don't want to watch it right now of Of course. I want to watch it. Are you kidding me more than anything? Brad, we're sorry. No, I'm at Johnson. What? I'll met Zappa and no get rid of all this do a star search Who's I'm at Johnson? To wrestler I think oh

Dude it's fucking Is it removed forever? I didn't I saw Brad have to do he did stand up on like a weird there it is right there It's like Mike Huckabee show. Yeah, that's a weird thing to have to do. Yeah, no They got rid of it. I bet you can find Steven Scott's star search though. That's one of my fav still When the guy insults me goes Double gun battles over and over again That's one of my faves still when the guy insults me he goes Double gun barrels over and over again

Come on now we're on my star search Damn never mind don't worry about it damn it. It's okay. Yeah, let me trim. Keep believe this shit Let's take a break driving me crazy. Let's take a break. Maybe we think of it. And we'll be right back. We're hanging out with Joe. The Rose and the whole crew, by the way. I'm so sorry, everybody. But DJ Lou, Christine Evans, Jacob Atat, our black king, the black tiger, Lewis, John Son in the house. Everybody, I'm going to be in Phoenix this weekend.

How about that shit stand up live? That is tonight through Saturday. And then of course in a couple of weeks I'll be out on the burr crushers fully loaded festival. For tickets and all tour dates, go to bigjcomedy.com. Soder inside splitters, tonight through Saturday. Check them out after that he's gonna be in Grand Rapids. Then in the UK, London,

Soho Theater from June 13 through June 19. For tickets and all tour dates, go to dansoder.com and joe der rosa in austin texas this weekend creaking the cave everybody fill that shit up friday and saturday only two shows a night get tickets to joe der rosa info.com will be right back this is the bonfire You've been listening to Sirius XM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on Sirius XM! you