The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - This Woman's Work

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

Bobby and Jay play romantic tunes on the ride home and it stirs emotional fantasy in both of them. Maxwell's "This Woman's Work" has them dreaming of passionate romance that they don't have in real life. | Michael C. Hall visits SiriusXM to promote the new Dexter series and Bob discovers that Hall has a musical body of work as well. | Carnival Cruise published new rules for conduct of their passengers and some are convinced that these guidelines were created to keep black people in line. | Jay opens the show with John Fogarty songs about Vietnam and imagines Jacob on the front lines. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly You think John Fogarty picked he was gonna be nom soundtrack music You start a band for like people going to and coming back from nom it really is it's not there But it is going to and coming back It's arriving arriving and coming home, but it's not Not fighting or in the generally it Generally it's not really combat, no. No. Yeah, it's more like where they're still smiling and going around.

Maybe a frisbee being thrown. But a scared kid is landing in a helicopter for the first time. He doesn't know what the fuck's going on. Yeah, there's a bunch of guys in no shirts that have been there for months. And they're like, yo, give me that frisbee. Hits him in the face. They go, oh, what's up, fish? Mess hall's that way.

Hey, do me a favor. And he spits in something and goes, throw this out for me. Fucking haze him a little bit. He goes, how much you weigh? He's like, a buck seventy-five, throws a cigarette down, step on that. Nice. And all the other guys go, ha ha ha. Good one

Yeah, he goes what's your name private? I don't care Get a little first day hazing and nom dude. Yeah, you can't take a little ribbing you're gonna be able to take Charlie and the rice Patty J. A. The right war Jacob comes up. It is the right war okay. He comes up But he's like a you know he's like a general or a lieutenant. He comes up, but he's like a, you know, he's like a general or lieutenant. He's a ball bus. Because he went to college. He's an officer. But he's a motherfucker.

He's got the chip on his shoulder. Yeah, he never saw combat. Never saw, can't see combat. He knows how to type. Yeah, they put him in intelligence, but he always, he says he wanted to be out there always. Can you please give me some more John Fogarty, please? He said he wanted to be out there always can you please give me some more John Fogarty please he said he was killing this I don't know what now I don't know what happened next but they can't even guess what happened next what the fuck is that what's happening right now going to Vietnam boys fortune-. Yes, you're right. This is...

Together we fucking conquer. Just see Jacob sweating, glasses on, typing something away. Writing different Asian ethnic slurs on his bullets. That he never gets to use. He goes into the Delta Force just to admire the ear belt the guy made. He holds it in his hands someday. And he says things like this, I wish I could be out there with you boys.

Son of a bitch, God knows I wish I could. I didn't know there was going to be a height requirement for battle. Unfortunately, that cartoon dog over there says you have to be this tall Yeah, I'm sorry Jacob that was a goodie though That'd be great the recruitment office. There's a cartoon dog doing this with his paw You have to be this tall to join you have to be at least taller than the guys were fighting. Oh That's how you should done until you should have a spy dude

We could take your eyes back and sent you through the vents. We could have sucked him right through the holes. He could have been one of those, what do they call them, the rat holes? The tunnel rat. Tunnel rat. You could have been a tunnel rat. Damn. You would have been a good one.

All right, if we ever start a war, which we're thinking about, we just saw Sam Roberts outside. We're thinking about starting a full on war with Sam Roberts show. We might need you to go in. Yeah. Not his morning show, his afternoon show. We might just, you know. We're gonna sabotage the wrestling show.

Sabotage. You just missed Ron interviewing Dexter. No, we didn't. Well, we didn't miss, we saw Dexter come outside, and I mean, you would've thought fuckin' Trump was walking by, Jesus Christ, it was a mob for him out there. It's weird, cause he winked at me. Did he wink at you?

No, he didn't. He winked at me. We had a lot of, but I'll tell you what is funny, we just witnessed, I felt, for the first time in ten years almost here I've been working here ten years for the first time And me and Bobby, I don't know if he experiences before seeing when a celebrity walks out one. We had an actual

Crossover of audience. There's people that like broke off the Dexter thing to come Talk or take a picture with us. But then as we were walking in, people with a bunch of pictures of Dexter came over and just started taking pictures with us because they're like, we'll figure out later who it is. And that was weird. I mean, there was a sweaty chested shirt, black guy who definitely crawled out of his mom's basement

for this Dexter thing. And that guy was like, you my boss do you want? And you're like, you don't know who the fuck I am. Yeah, sure. But you look more, you have more flair. I might look like the guy walking you into the building. No, not with those glasses, dude. Those glasses say somebody.

These glasses do say somebody. Wanna have these on? No, this wasn't who we saw outside. Bring up his song where he fucking sings like a girl. Does he sing? What? Dexter sings? We've definitely gone over this in the show before.

Oh yeah, yeah. That was a long time ago, but yeah. It wasn't that long ago, but I mean, yeah, please bring it up. Christine, actually have Christine bring it up so we can see it. I don't know, you could be either a rapper. You definitely look like a rapper. A white rapper? I am Jewish, that's all it takes these days.

And I hate Dave Smith. That fucking Dave Smith, god damn. I hate Dave Smith. Didn't we see David Lewis? I hate him. I hate him. That should be new merch. I hate Dave Smith. Hey, if you hate Dave Smith, I hate Dave Smith.

Don't tell him though. Brian Bosworth put out his own t-shirts hating Brian Bosworth. Nice. Smart move. And he made like a hundred thousand dollars in one weekend. Oh, this and performing it live. I'll take it. Yeah, he's a real singer, Jack.

Wow. I'll tell you what, even when he was walking out of the building though, he looks like a mega serious, not fun dude. Oh, he had cancer. So? He was fun before that I heard. No, you didn't.

I swear to God. He was a blast. He was a blast before the I heard. No you didn't. I swear. Vector was a blast. He was a blast before the old C word came into his life. Look at that drummer. He takes it way serious too. Oh no, what was that? That's the background. Of his face?

Oh he really is. Ooh. Look up here, I am in heaven. Oh he's David Bowie. He's a David Bowie ripoff. Yes! Oh God oh He's David Bowie's a rip David Bowie rip. Yes the Bowie song Is it oh? Come on I can do this Do an impression of David yeah, I could do this right now. I've got can't be stolen Yeah, I try

Everybody knows me now We can both do it Good too We can both do it at the same time, ready? God damn bridge Now go to the song Go to the one where He has a club song That's like really He puts on lipstick and glitter

Can we play this? Ready? He has a club song that's like really, he puts on lipstick and glitter. Can we play this? Yeah, here we go, ready? I'm in danger. I mean, I'm doing it, ready? Come on. I've got nothing left to lose. Stop.

Bobby, you got down there. I'm so high, that makes my brain whirl. Move your head, though. I'm so high that makes my brain whirl I've dropped my cell phone down below I can do this too He's doing a Bowie song that included the word cell phone I promise you there's no good Bowie song that has the word cell phone in it Oh god, he's just looking into the crowd like Mike Bibiglia at the cellar. Please get the...

How about the balcony? Get his original funky song up. Make this go away. It's making me hate him and I don't want to watch Death to Resurrection. I think I'm gonna let out an album. I'm gonna do this. Just Bowie covers? Yeah, just Bowie covers.

Star man waiting in the sky. I mean, we could just do it. I feel so poor my money. Please. Wow. I'm begging you to make this go away. Thank you. Thank you.

I've been working here, guys, remember, for 10 years. I need my Michael C. Hall to be really gay. Who was that? Who? Pete Dominic. Pete Dominic? Before he was let leco, he worked here ah, ah, 10 years. What the fuck? I can't. I can't. Yeah. Those old muppets. He's doing a song with puppets. Like Mike Vecchione used to do comedy like this. He used to read a poem to a paper bag puppet.

I'd like you to see the dancing. I'd rather watch that. Me too. But you have to like how he just goes full on gay screaming. What's his singing voice? He's just like an EDM guy. It's a Broadway queen. Yeah, there's videos of him in the angry head wig and cabaret. So he does... But he's not gay, right the angry head wig and cabaret. So he does.

But he's not gay, right? He just lives a gay life. He's into gay stuff. He has gay accoutrements. Oh, yeah. He's like, uh... He's married to his sister on the show. He's professionally gay. Professionally gay. Yeah, he's a tad English gay. He's a real life...

He's gentleman gay. Real life straight. I mean, what is happening? He's gay and six feet under. happening what I think he was gay and six feet under oh yeah played a gay character for sure that's probably when this talent got fucked into his butt wow this is crazy I'll listen by myself at some point though No you won't. Yeah when he hits that scream. Why does he have the Warriors gangface paint on? What was that the Yankees? The bats? It's coming. I can't. Oh Wow, he's so happy after that scream

Say what though? I'm lying if I tell you I'm not gonna put this on one night. Yeah in the car by myself Buddy, there's no I mean, what does this start does nothing. It'll make me do this I'll get you in the car with it. You know, we're in a car buddy me and you grew you do get me You got me last night big time and you got me Where I didn't think you're gonna get me but you got me right out of the gate as soon as we left the stand You put on Lisa Lisa Well, it was on Sirius XM. Okay fairness. It came on woof so good and do I know every word to that song? Yes, Lisa Lisa and full force's parts. Yeah Do I know every word to that song? Yes.

Lisa Lisa and Full Force's parts? Yeah. I'm looking at this video, I realize that. It's such a weird song for two guys to come from the skanks and that heavy alpha male vibe. And then we jumped right into your truck, your Ram truck, one of the biggest, baddest trucks out there, if not the biggest.

All alone on a Sunday morning. Outside the healer rain is falling. I mean, dude, we were at the top of our lungs. Do you know the guys, you know that song, Jacob, right? Yeah. You know the guys who sing, or the bad guys from House Party? Full Force? Is that right?

Big, Full Force. I'm glad I didn't know. I always thought Full Force when I saw House Party were rappers. They are completely singers. Isn't that weird? Those big muscly weird guys. They're beautiful R&B singers. These guys can sing. So we were listening to this song and I mean just Note for note nailing it. It was almost uncomfortable and in sexy at the same time I said, let's just go let's make the theme for this drive back to Bobby's car

highly sexual black music not even I know you say some highly sexual but emotional emotional Not even highly sexual, some highly sexual but emotional. Emotional. Praising your queen. A lot of like, a lot of giving your queen the respect and love that they deserve. Or it's a lot of, uh, I fucked up and I wish I didn't because you're the best thing that happened to me. Right. Right. This is, this is that song. I remember this song when I got caught cheating for the first time years ago. I played this song

Oh, no beat yourself up. Yeah, cuz she said well dawn singing her parts Yes, can you tell me if I sound just like full force when he comes on? Yeah Promise if you tell me if I sound like Lisa Lisa Good. You! Leave me so confused. Now I'm confused. Alright. Do you think I won't know every funny part of this? Because I do. Over you.

Now picture me as a big musty or black guy. Over you. Are we going ready? All over you. over you that's why I like this ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Now I see, come on, like, why? Is it too late for me to find my way home? How could I be so wrong? Waving me all alone Don't you know the heart will cause an inferno? I'm so sorry! He not accepted at me To the broken heart you collected I gave you all of me All of me I gave you all of me

I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me

I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me

I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of me I gave you all of I'll give you all of me I will love tonight You and me, it's so easily right You know what to do I'm alright I'm all cried out

Over you I'm crying out too Whoa whoa I mean, it's uncanny You think I'm not bringing this home hard? His best parts still haven't come up yet bringing this home hard his best parts still haven't come up yet this is My heart never knew such pain And you

I left you so confused Now I'm all cry-died Now I'm all cry-died Everybody in the room, come on I love Everybody in the room. Come on. How about you? I mean, in the car, after skanks.

Me and him, up and down. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you guys for sticking around for Dexter. So good. We have a little audience in here. So... We're gonna get in trouble for that, by the way. No, free, uh, Fair Use, we talked over, we sang over the whole time.

They can't jam you up for that. We can't jam us up. If we sing the entire song every time, we could play four hours of straight music if we sing over at all. Fair Use. Okay. Fair Use. Fair Use, Tell It Works, all. Fair use. Okay. Tell it works. Fair use. Fair use, tell it works, dude.

I looked into it. Looking at this Michael C. Hall video, I'm thinking about bands for hire, and it sucks, just like Corey's band. If you're a band for hire, you have to adopt the look of the singer. So the drummer's got glitter under one eye like Michael C. Hall.

Oh yeah, no, he makes them all gay. It's the Rob Halford effect. Corey has to dress, the, he makes them all gay. It's the Rob Halford effect. Corey has to dress, the band has to dress exactly like... It's the Rob Halford effect. That's why the band was mad when they didn't care that he was gay. They realized that he was dressing them gay. He's like, oh, wait, we're all wearing leather gay shit. Yeah, why do you think I had a Louis bag?

I'm part of this bonfire band. So, so last night, last night we leave Skanks. So fun. We're drinking in our beautiful, we're like, it's going to be Black Soul the whole way up. There's nothing better to me when I'm in the car with Jay because he DJs. He takes over.

And it's not, it's not just a ride. You don't have to, you're not, you're going to be thinking about like he has a theme or something that's happening. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like it's not just a just that you're not gonna sit there and wonder what to do or get it You're not getting on your phone. You kind of you're involved in it me and Finnoe Twisting to a zone. I don't know what else to call it But like sometimes I don't want to listen to music at all in the car And I had to put him on like like talk or funny shit, right?

Or I just got like serious playing the background is flipped through and see if anything catches me what I'm feeling I'm feeling it You failed it and last night I was feeling it and then we did a little tender love by force MDs. Come on That's another man. You just want to get a just a fucking honey dip and fucking take her down Fucking flap those skins. I'm talking straight late 80s early 90s black talk Yeah, flap those fucking skins to this shit Just making out in the backseat trying to oh This is making out summertime Late night in the car park somewhere throw this fucking tape in it's a tape

Toss it Here I lay all alone Tossing, turning, long and awesome on your I wait you for the ride No, no, this is too powerful So I can't thank you for the at him. He's singing right to me. Look at him, he's singing right at you. Oh shit. His eyes. You can't, you can't just...

Stop looking at me and look at that guy singing at you right now. Love so tender, holding me close to you. Look at your head, you can't see. Baby, I surrender. Don't look away. He's too much of a bobby. No, look that way. He's looking at the sun. You feel warm though, don't you? I So we jump so we're listening to this we're feeling great then we put on I go Oh, dude, how about this woman's work by Maxwell? Yeah Now I was it's weird because I was at the taping the unplugged tape went to the fucking unplugged tape

And I was comes on this comes on I remember him The unplugged tape went to the fucking unplugged tape and I was comes on this comes on I remember him Coming out he was on before jewel and this guy came out and I was like everybody's in fell in love with this guy I can't sing this song. No, nobody can sing watch But This song is fantastic. It's a sexy song. And he's so fucking good. It's the sexiest, prettiest, nicest song in the middle of that.

This is a song about how much, how beautiful women are. It's just about like, it's really, paying tribute to your queen. That's what this song is totally about. And I know, I know you've done everything You can't even put up with my shit, but it's woman's work It's never done and you do it you fucking put your head down And you do all the things that we need to make us to allow us to be yeah Then the phone rang and it was Christine and she goes hang eyes

And I'm like can you please me and Bobby are listening to a song. And then I was like, what the fuck, man, can two guys just fucking hang out? I'll call you when I drop Bobby off. And then we hung up the phone and went right back to like, you're my queen, I need you by my side, you do everything to make me alright. I think it's important to note I was calling him back also.

I was returning a phone. Wrong time. We were talking about this. Maxwell, when he wrote this song, It's important to note I was calling him back also. I know. I was returning a phone call. Wrong time. We were talking about this. Maxwell, when he wrote this song, whatever woman was alive, didn't go, hey. What's up? Like if I called, if Don called. You want a new pizza?

Yeah, what's up? Where are ya? Max is taking a shit. I made goulash. I think he probably knew her for like a month and then wrote this song about the idea of her. Just going back to this song Turn it up a little

God these bitches Christine said Christine said basically that every girl turns into our fucking chicks After a month You think Christine was sexy when you first met her you could have sang this song to her I would have played it I would have played it for her for sure Yeah, it's funny I got home last night Don had a baseball hat on to cover roots

song fucking stinks come home from this song You walk in and she's like don't go in the bathroom or thing I clogged it. Yeah, can you take the dog out? She hasn't pissed yeah I can fucking Maxwell sucks I got my period all over everything what hey if anybody needs me I got my period all over anything I haven't heard don't say that in four years it's so fucked up that we were so, you understand, we were so emotional feeling this way for our chicks.

We said, I was like, man, I wanna love a woman like this. You can't, you can't because of their voices. You can't stop me, you can't. You can't. Here's the way, this song makes sense if our girls were like this, hey baby how was work today? I made you a little something.

If you're too tired maybe I could just give you a massage, rub your feet. I was thinking about you, I just wondered when you were coming home. I miss you so much. You have so much love to give. If Don was like, our boy's downstairs. He had a hard day sleeping. So when you come home, I'll be in the bed waiting. Christine goes, hey, can you grab my vape charger?

Max is still up. I'm going to go to bed. I'm tired. All the things that you've done for me. Make sure you take your peptide. Do the needle right so you don't bruise your fat stomach. I'm also looking. Lift your gut up and see if it fits.

I really don't think either of you resemble Maxwell very much either. Oh. Oh. I didn't know you were a smooth Lenny Kravitz type. First of all. You didn't? You're unaware of that?

I don't know if you've heard me singing here for the past day or four hours, but I am. Hey Christine, direct your face towards him, not me, okay? I have my own. Are you always smooth-letting? I'm always trying to. Bobby, you do look like Maxwell. Thank you very much.

Are you guys both Maxwells? I think Jay, I think Ashley, you kinda look like upside down Maxwell. Thank you. Look at that smile, you guys are never that happy. Look at us, we were last night before you called. God damn it, we were happy before you called. We were happy before, hey!

Because we both forgot that you and Dawn exist, and while we were driving, we were like, dude, oh, there was a girl comic that followed me and Bobby to the car last night that definitely would just let us fucking go to work on either end of her, 100%. Yeah, yeah, you drove, and then I could've drove. Absolutely, take turns, same time, give her the full bonfire experience, the BFE.

Give her the full BFE. Bonfire bangles. And then we got in the car and then we were just like, we were so full of hope, we're like, look at us, dude, we still got, what's that girl, 24, five maybe? We were talking some shit. Oh my God, you've never been happier. And then we were like, and then we were talking some shit. Oh my god, you've never been happier. And then we were like...

Dude, you really leveled it up though. You went Lisa Lisa and the Colt Jam. Tender love. Tender love. And then you went to Maxwell. And we were actually thinking of girls named Lynn and Stacey. We pictured them. We pictured them and I had them.

Oh my god. And by the way, did we have a whirlwind romance from about 10th Avenue and 23rd to like fucking 9th and 50th, man? Oh my god. God damn. I forgot. And then Christine called and reminded us. He goes, oh, right.

Yeah, we're here. Oh no, there's a woman at home waiting to order me dinner and clean the house. Oh, the things are good. Oh no, there's a girl cleaning my kitchen right now. Bobby, there's a salad on the table. The lettuce is wilted because they added the dressing at the place.

You want something else, let me know. But other than that, ugh. Fuck, I want to kick Maxwell right in his teeth for giving us hope. I want to fucking smash him right in his stupid pretty mouth. All the things I should have said that I never said. All the things that mouth. All the things I shoulda said, I've never said. All the things that I... All the things I shoulda said, I've never said.

Oh, fuck off. Oh my God, dude, I wanna fucking... Damn, I wanna feel like I would've crossed an ocean for a girl. Dude, I wouldn't... I wouldn't fucking put my jacket over a puddle. Goddamn. Hey, Max, why don't you date a Polak from Everett, Massachusetts.

Try to write a song like that, you piece of shit. All the things I said, said, said, said. All the things I never did. Oh, oh, duck. Who is he singing about? Maybe Julissa Bermudez. That sounds like the girl you sing the song about. Who?

That's who it says one of his girlfriends was. Yeah, oh my god, yeah, she. Oh, I'll be honest with you, Christine, you're right about this one. This one eventually went, hey, if you stop at the store, grab me Newports. Yeah, it's only. Or she tried to fist fight him.

Oh man, she's hot. But I get going high, going on high notes for her. Let me tell you something, you don't write this song in a tiny house Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo See your fake titties and go back to your little itty-bitties. She's covered in dark hair. I wait outside. Your little blood cup comes on the floor. I've got to clean it up.

It makes me want wanna throw up. All the things I never said that I've ever said. All the times that you fart in your sleep. All the times that you're snowing while I'm watching TV. I gotta sleep with headphones on cause you snore so loud. I wanna punch you right in your face You talk to me like we're two dudes hanging out God she Waste I you know, but she has a point though. I think every woman the first couple months, you can write this song.

And after they get to know you, it's like, it's just their voice has changed and just turns into, hey, what time are you gonna be home? What? Huh? Where are you? Huh? How was the show? Where they sleep like this.

I really wanted to, I thought of covering Dawn's nose and mouth one night. I thought about just making a fucking left instead of a right on 50th and me and you just go and start in some refresh. Go pick up that little goofy redhead that wouldn't cut the fuck up. Have her blow us all the way up to the tiny house. Yo, hey Ginge, you blow us up to the tiny house? I just play this song over and over. Oh, fuck.

She's going to want you guys to take her seriously as a comedian. As soon as we get up there, though, she's like, do you guys want to get some burgers? Oh, we drove four hours for this? All women too. Oh, that picture's sad. That one's sad.

There had to be a time, I remember I gave, the first time I hooked up with Dawn, I had a mixtape from a chick, it was all girls, Sarah McLaughlin and all that shit. And I gave it to Dawn, hey check this out, I made this tape, it wasn't me, some chick made it for me and I gave it to her. And I go, give it back to me tomorrow.

That was like the first time she kind of like. Give it back to me. Yeah, I wanted to borrow it. Yeah, I wanted to get more pussy. That's how I got my business. Hey check this out I have a I like chicks, too, you know I made Christina fuck CD when we first started doing yeah, what was on it? It was basically the playlist he put together the first some Marilyn Manson Yeah, some death tones. Was there ever a time? Some corn. I don't think there was ever a time when me.

When this song, I could put that song on and look at Dawn and not laugh in her face. And her not laugh in my face too. I mean, she'd be like, what the fuck are you doing, kid? Oh, you're putting on fucking this woman's work? Yeah, if I put this on, if I put this on for Dawn and just started with Donna just started kissing the next like I'm hot Just you know just see I want you understand this and I'm putting this out there to all the ladies listening

I want you to listen right now put on this woman's work behind me, please if you could We all would hope that Like the Huxtables on television once in a while when the kids were all out of the house, you put on some light jazz, you go around, and like very romantically, you take off her foot, or you take off her shoe. You take off her shoe. You take off her shoe and you rub her feet. You know what, please, from a hard day's work,

you wanna make her feel better, you rub her shoulders, maybe start kissing her neck, and you'd see that, and then they'd kiss, and just lay lay there and just really be into each other Yeah, but in order to achieve that it turns out You have to aggressively rape passed out women in between so Dawn Christine we can give you that kind of affection at home if that's what you're looking for looking for Maxwell affection Just know that in my downtime. I will apparently be having sexually assaulting passed out

Just know that in my down time, I will apparently be having sexually assaulting passed out. That's the only way you can make that happen. That's my math. Bill Cosby and Claire Huxtable had romantic times together. And he was able to have that deep into their relationship because he was raping in between. I'd rather you just be you. What is that? I'm not a rapist. This is this is more of our fuck music right here.

Boom, boom. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. Bill Cos. Uh huh. Fuck, man. That made me laugh so hard in that car last night. Oh, man, it was a it was a fucking eye-opener of reality. Just a, just a... It didn't hit us.

We just wanted to hear the song. So we asked Christine if she could let us go. Because we didn't have much time left in the car and we wanted to finish this song. And then hung up and then realized the lyrics went right into like, everything that you did to help me, everything. Jason, as soon as he hung up the phone, he went,

fuck! What the fuck, she ruined it. She ruined it. We were having a fucking moment. We were just in love with these girls that didn't exist. And then the phone rang, and he was like, hey, where at? You almost...

And he was like, I'm just gonna call you back, I'll call you back. God fucking damn it. We were right back in. Beep beep beep beep beep. You know what, as far as Christine's been in the car with me when someone's interrupted, a good jam. I mean. We usually yell at the person more than you yelled at me.

You didn't really yell at me. I didn't yell at you at all. Yeah, you were called, because you were calling back. I would never. Because you were calling back. I would never yell at you to your face. I would have yelled at you. I would never yell at you to your face.

But when Jay was yelling about you, I was right in on it. I was like, god damn it. Fucking bitch, I mean. Mom, I brought through Dawn into it, same thing. The poems and songs you two should write about me and Dawn. Yeah. What? We would, we would.

Well, you can pretend it's about you, but it's gonna be about this fictitious, I believe, was I with Stacey or was I with the other one? You were, I think you were, I'm with Lynn, you're with Stacey, I'm with Lynn. Huh? Probably Stacey, cause your memories. God. By the way, that's hilarious.

Just so you know, Bobby picked those names arbitrarily. Why? Right in this moment. Yeah, what? But I didn't even think, but I was like, Stacey, there was a girl I hooked up with years ago named Stacey,

and she's like, oh, it's that girl. But she was a playmate. Oh yeah, there you go. She was a playmate. Oh, that song would go good with her. She's no longer a playmate. Yeah, you could have sang that to her back then. Bobby, she's no longer a playmate, now she's a,mate. Oh yeah, there you go. She was a playmate. Oh, that song would go good with her. She's no longer a playmate. Yeah, you could have sang that to her back then.

Bobby, she's no longer a playmate. Now she's a, where ya at? Oh, she became that? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what a committed relationship does to a woman. Where are you? Listen, I made a pot roast.

It's in the thing, I'm gonna go to bed, I'm exhausted. You guys like, wilt our flowers. Oh, it's us? It's us? Yeah. It's us? Yeah. Why don't you water your garden? Yeah. How's that?

You guys get out. You guys stay out of the sun. What happens? Yeah. Why don't you take a walk, Don? All the things I've done is sad, and I love things. You should be crying in pain over your love for us. Listen, we cry.

Look, I love my roof. I cry in pain. It's not with love. I was actually thinking about Dawn today. I was working out. I took the dark for a walk, working out. Is that your motivation? You work out and just think about it

when you're gonna be able to beat the shit out of her one day. And then, I swear to God, I was in the sauna, like meditating, I'm trying to be grateful, I'm thinking of my, I'm just thinking about her. I'm like, and then a thing on my TV, and the gym comes up with all my photos, and it's her, and it's this beautiful hair, her mane, she's just, I'm just thinking about her. And then a thing on my TV, and the gym comes up with all my photos, and it's her, and it's this beautiful hair mane. She's just going, I'm like, ah man, I'm so happy.

And then she comes up, she goes, I just heard, Barbie, Barbie, there's bags in the car. Can you get the bags out of the car? I was just like, ugh. Yeah, I'll go get them. She's never like. Then I went upstairs and she's, oh, she doesn't listen, she interrupts.

She's, I'm like, she tries to guess what I'm gonna say, which fucking sucks. I'm like, I'm gonna call Dr. Steele, and then you're gonna, shut the fuck up. You guys have to maybe adopt. What? Me and Christine's idea of alone, almost dead silence. You have limited vocal interaction.

You could be in the same room, but if you never speak, it can't go haywire. Because you can't hear that voice. No, no, no. Talk to the dog. No, about an hour. We both talk to the dog. Talk to the dog, and then now, because there's no shows on that we have,

so it's like now I do about 45 minutes of going through every app and saying, there's nothing on. There's nothing on. There's nothing. Until Christine gets sleepy and then I put on something I wanna watch. Right.

Yeah, I'll try that. I will try that. But if you try light to zero communication in the household. We have a kid. You can kind of just pass in the night. Right, that'll be like the dog. You will speak through the kid.

But pleasant. Did you get through this? Because Dons getting jealous of me and max's relationship Cuz when I come home when I'm around all she wants to be with me. Yeah, I come home He's like dad. I go go talk to you and she's like, you know, he wants just talk to me You're like gone most of the day she's home with him So it's like it's probably just the excitement of like, I mean you're the dad. And I'm cool as shit. Also he knows that you're the one that comes from money.

So if he's gonna go, he knows that you're the one that comes from massive amounts of money. So if you. I'm gonna say this. Who's buying the guns? Which one's buying the guns? I wanna say this. You are.

First of all, Mike Halter gave me the guns for free. That's pretty wild. Thank you Mike. Shout it out. I think we're loading them up.'re going, tread carefully on that. You know what I'm saying? You understand, right? You understand, right?

You understand, right? You understand, right? You understand, right? You understand, right? You understand, right? You understand, right? You understand, right? You understand, right?

You understand, right? You understand, right? You understand, right? You understand, right? Listen. I'm just saying this. Whatever you're going, tread carefully on that. Okay? Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I hear ya. You understand, right? I do understand, yes. Okay.

No, you come from like shit. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Right. All right, next subject. So the Carnival Cruise things? They're very powerful people. It comes from Jacob, you don't understand.

What did you say? Nothing. What did you say? I'm trying to give Jacob a little direction here on the show. Okay. Please God, this is so disjointed. Alright, I thought you said something. No, no, no.

I'm just making jokes, man. Okay. Alright. Hey man, I am too, bro, right? Right? So, the Carnival Cruise line has some crazy stuff going on this is pretty funny though this is uh dude it's all over the internet and it's funny because they're like black people are adding that what was it called again

black what was it black people came up with the black fatigue fatigue yes so a lot of black people like yo man with? The black fatigue? Fatigue. Yes. So a lot of black people like, yo man there's more black fatigue because Carno Cruz, I guess they had a bunch of voyages, I believe they called them. Okay.

A voyage where a lot of shit went down and they came up with these rules but basically these rules are like, yo man, no more black people on the boat I know that's the best when no one just makes rules for no black people without saying it yeah there's amazing there's a teen curfew all right so let's see effective June 2025 this is happening now right now right before the kid and plays hip-hop spectacular cruise teen curfew guests under 18 must follow a 1 a.m. Curfew in public areas unless with an adult 21 plus under 18

Yeah, I mean fair that is is that a but is that a black thing to have your kids out at 1 in the morning? On a cruise non shiprocked. It was very much a white thing Such a white thing on a cruise. It's not yeah. No, it's not crazy. Okay. There you go. So that's not it That's not a crazy thing. You think it is I mean they can't be getting into anything good around that time What's I'm saying? It's I don't think it's like I think one of under 18 by the way that sucks Here's where they it blows dick for a 17 year old They're not carding If somebody's like 17, they could probably get away with being

18. They probably just don't want like little kids running around. Yeah, they don't want to look out and see. Well, since you could be with somebody who's 21 and over. They don't want to see a seven and a 12 year old taking care of a three year old by the on the Lido deck. Jacob, this means 12 at night. You can go anywhere you want with your child bride because you're 21 plus. They go. So you can take her wherever you'd like to go I like this i'd say take her to the darkest corners where no one can see in international waters Yeah, take her up to the basketball hoop. Nobody's there at night age solo cruisers must be 21 plus or

sail with someone 25 plus What? This doesn't really make sense to me. It sounds at first like if you're 18 to 20 you could be booked with 25 plus. But then it's saying guardian. No, this one is about black people. They're just trying to confuse you with math and be like, I gotta figure all that shit out. 25 plus with someone bought solo 21 18 to 20 book man.

Some white bullshit. One, two. So that's racist for sure. Fan ban. Carnival has banned folding clack fans inside nightclubs. So that's saying no more gays or Asians. And indoor dance floors for safety. Battery powered fans are still allowed.

So you can have the little one that Black Lou uses. But you can't use the one that I use all summer, which is a brrrrk, and fan myself. Yeah, no more fans? No more fans. Oh, shit. And why is that? You can see.

You can see why. Yeah, but what's... Because... They're saying for safety, is what they're saying it's for. Right, safety of whites. Yeah, safety of whites. Exactly. It's fair, I appreciate that.

Thank you, Cornel. But appreciate that. Thank you, Colonel. Thank you for thinking about me. What's happening with these fans that they're getting? There's razor blades on the end. I don't know if you saw a kung fu movie. On the end there's razor blades. And you can slice somebody's throat with it. And the only reference I have on this is a film called Revenge of the Ninja where Sho Kishugi was fighting...

No, I'm sorry. this is Ninja 3 The Domination starring Lucinda Dickey. When the original Ninja is fighting the cops, he opens up a fan and does some fan stuff and slaps down towards a police officer's face, takes off half his fucking life. Yeah, that's why. Because that's why.

Because Jacob, that's why. Can you beat me? Does that answer all your stupid questions? Does that answer your bat shit stupid questions? The fact that Jay doesn't have a show, like an interstitial on fucking dumb facts that nobody knows, but he knows, is beyond me. Shokushugi was in Ninja III also though.

Shokushugi? He was also in Ninja III. Who the fuck can pull Shokushugi out of their asshole? He's the best ninja in all ninja movies. What's this one? Just more fan dancing on cruises. Oh. Yeah, no more fans.

I mean, it looks fun. It does look fun. I couldn't do it. Not until you get into a fight. If I saw this when I was on a cruise, I'd be like, oh, that's neat. Just a bunch of fucking fat people playing with fans. I was like, why does everybody have a fan?

Like, have you seen them? Because that's why, because the boat's tipping. Very large. OK, let's go back to the rules, please. All right, we get it. Black people love dancing with fans. But battery powered fans, they can't afford. So they figure that'll just be the whites. OK. Fan band, that's racist, for sure. So they figured that'll just be the whites. Okay.

Fan band, that's racist for sure. No, so you have to have battery off. Non-battery-up fans you can't have. You're not getting a brother to pay no money for a fan like that. Except Lou, but Lou got it from his white in-laws. Um, pool chair rule, here we go. So so far I'd say age policy by pure confusion

and fan band because the only people I've seen dancing with fans on these cruises now has been black people. Black people and gays. I would say so, and gays. But no, I haven't seen, well, gay blacks. Gay whites too. Okay. Well with fans in general. But on the, but on the cruise they were just showing black. Yeah. Black people have, it's a fan, I think it's a dance too. It is. Fan, yeah, so.

I mean, oh, you mean like an organized thing? It must be. Yeah. I mean they all knew it, but knew it, but I've never seen it before. I think it's a thing, so it's like, hey, we gotta take this away. You can have regular. It's so black, I don't even get the reference it is that they're doing with that. Plus, black people don't buy batteries

for their smoke detectors. See? So that's another thing where they're not gonna get batteries. They're gonna buy it for their fans? Right. Well, there was two black guys, Republican guys, and this one lady was talking about all these rules, how racist the kind of a cruise is, and in the background all of a

sudden the guy goes, is that a fucking fire detective battery? This bitch is so fat and lazy she don't replace the battery. She's like, beep! Every couple minutes, beep! Whole life. It was like this. But it was two black guys saying, this fat bitch don't replace the batteries

in her fire detector. Do black people not put batteries in their fire detector because they put them in their fans and figure if there's a fire, the fan will blow out the fire? That's a great question. Thank you. If you could take that back to Black HQ

and run up the ladder, let me know what comes back with. Pool chair rule. Leave your chair for 40 minutes unattended the crew may clear your items damn that's good fuck well cuz people we take it people are coming in and leaving their stuff on the chair and then taking off for the day oh and then I want this they're going to get and going get fucked up going to get food and then cut in the you know an hour or two It's definitely I think it's as white as it is black a situation

I think the black gets pointed out more because The white person is not going to be as confrontational and they tell they say that things been unattended for a while They said so it it maybe it's racist, but that was written. Well, I think why I'm seeing racist I think white people get up early to get the chair. Yeah, you gotta get up pretty god damn early to fool black people. Not really, what noon? You gotta wake up, get the crack of 10, 11.

You wanna fool black people. By 11.45 the latest, you wanna fool black people. By 1145, the latest, if you wanna fool black people. So that's well worded. That one, that would get thrown out in court, that one. But the other two, age policy and fan ban so far, straight black people stay away. Right. Behavior equals consequences.

All right, now we're back. Now we're cooking with gas. Now we're in there, yes. Behavior equals consequences. Disruptive guests can be removed with no refund and fined up to $500. Can I say something? Not bad, if you wanna go ham on a fucking cruise ship,

up to $500, come on. Are they putting you in the jail or are they like airlifting on the ship? Doesn't matter, do it on the last day. Start DDTing the crew. The last cruise, there was fights fights there was fights and they actually banned these people for life off of all Carnival crews you can never go on back they handcuffed that's the only one they put you in the brig and then you get removed as soon as they get

to a port you're off the boat they they so they yes they handcuffed this these people there was a group of people, I think there was nine, man for life, put them in the brig, and then as soon as they got to a port, gone, police grab them, you're off. Well, there are a lot of black Carnival Cruise Line fist fights that show up on World Star Hip Hop. It's a thing on the Carnival Cruise, like it's a-

Drinking, Kid N' Play just performed. Everyone's fucking hyped. Too hype. Yeah, and black chicks don't take shit. Too hype was a Kid N' Play song. White chicks would go complain to a porter. A black chick would just slap you in the face with a chair. True dat.

True dat, because her father don't put her hands on her. 500 bucks, man, that seems worth it. You ain't getting that. If you just want to throw a fight, $500, man, that seems worth it. You already get that. If you just want to throw a fight, $500 fine. All right, that seems, no, that seems drunk more than black or white. Well put, well put, behavior equals consequences. We have the guy, remember the guy that escaped imprisonment?

Yeah, that was the best. That was the best. What is it? This guy was watching, he got in a little fight while Suicidal Tendencies was playing on stage. On the deck? On the deck. So they grabbed him and they're putting him in the brig and he asks them, he goes, hey,

he goes, let me go to my room and get some stuff. You know what I mean? So they do, you know, he wouldn't pull a gun out or something, they're just gonna go fight. So they let him go to his room. He goes in his room, goes in the balcony, and starts doing the fucking climbing around the balconies, which is not a super difficult thing to do other than it's death-defying in what you'll feel.

You know what I mean? If you were doing, if you had to get, if you had to make that same climb in this room, you would think nothing of it. But because but because something goes haywire you're dead He did it for about five or six like he went way down He waited for the first one that was open and he came out of the room and Went back and then they found them 20 minutes later right back in front of the stage just fucking rocking And when they caught him that time he just went out okay you let him arrest

him he's like alright I think he knew enough to like go down far enough where he wasn't coming out like right next to where they were waiting for him. It was so funny though they called him again he was like okay I'm not running anymore you got me. Crazy. Is this the last one? Yeah. Boarding requirements. Check in online by midnight before sailing, print your boarding pass and luggage tags, bring all required travel. That's not, that's all that happens. Well there's another one too. Apparently.

No do rags. Nope. No jerseys. No, nope. No lots of kids. No, no, no. No all your cousins. No.

No. No. No. Black. No. No. No. Black Lou? Do you have black thoughts? I was gonna say there's a video in the tracker that has a couple more rules. There's a couple more, yeah.

Yeah, do that. There's a couple more rules that are a little on the nose. Yeah? Yeah, a little on the nose. I mean, Durax is pretty much on the nose. My type is Chilko Charlie. He's that club in Alaska. He used to have a sign on the front door though

I used to always say that you might as well say no black people's like no jerseys and no no do rags no backwards hats Oh, here you go Is it bill Dawes what came out and said so you think the fan band wasn't enough watch this yes The wobble dance they're saying no more wobble dance because it's causing too many problems carnival came at you the wobble dance they're saying no more wobble dance because it's causing too many problems carnival came at you carnival came out what's it what is the wobble dance I don't know do you know what it is oh yes it's one of those line dances that's just is the fan thing they're all doing that I don't I've never seen a fan with it but but it's like a group line dance yeah they're

banning the electrics with the black electric slide they're too good at they're making the white people feel silly it's too complicated complicated, I bet. Oh, here it is right there. They're coming to their own opinion. The black lady watching the white people do the wobble on the cruise does not look at it. She's not putting her full blackness into hers. Do you notice that? Look at the black chick in the top corner one.

She's not giving 100% because she sees the white girls working so hard. See, she's like, I'm not gonna put, like, it's gonna be, she doesn't wanna see me in a place. She doesn't wanna ask a bunch of of questions like, how do you do that? Is it do you have extra bones? I mean, the black girl is way. Oh, God. Now she connected to her big black hair.

Now that's her lanyard got stuck. The white girl's lanyard swung around from her. Look at the gay cruise director guy. These guys. I mean, to be fair, that girl's kind of hitting it to a little chub. Little chubby in the back. She's doing OK. okay but I mean the gay guy is just getting his asshole pumped full of Polynesian cum in that fucking lower deck quarters yeah there's no I mean this I've been on a cruise where they did this thing why I didn't do it but I don't know but why were you on the cruise that did this I I've done a couple cruises. I did a, I did a-

Performing on the, no. Oh, that's right. I did that. You just go on a cruise sometimes. Well, I did that Thanksgiving cruise that I'll never, I'll never just go on a cruise again. You have to be, cruise people are like a certain type of people.

Like, me and Don and Max, Max had a blast, but me and Don were fucking bummed out. It sucks There's nothing you have to be into these little wobble dances and no you have to be into is excessive drinking Excessive drinking if you're gonna get obliterated and trying to get laid or come with somebody you're fucking it seems like it could be fun They do have a they do have a nude cruise Yeah, no one wants that You don't be no one wants that. Oh. You don't want to be no part to that.

No, you don't think so? You're flying on a wall. You don't think the people on the nude cruise, what if they're hot? What if it's all, what if they had these rules, like they had rules for the nude cruise? Like only, you know, 45 and under. Yeah, you can't leave your room unless you're three quarters hard. Yeah. You have to trim all your fucking pubic hair.

You can't come out with a bush fat that connects to your stomach hair that connects the nipples Oh look this black lady is gonna teach fat white women how to do the wobble dance Please turn this up. Please turn this on. Please turn this up Just loving fat people dance good, I mean these are all fat people. Yeah That's how easy the wobble dances for cruises, you know, it's when fat people dance good. I mean these are all fat people. Yeah. That's how easy the wobble dance is. It's for cruises. You know it's for fat people. They're not gonna have fucking pro dancers, but J.Lo ain't teaching you the wobble dance. J.Lo's not built for a cruise.

I got that one, two, three, four. Turn to your right side and lean for four counts. By the way, the lady on the right of her calls this exercise. This part of it. She goes, I did some exercise today. I went took a dance class that we did in super slow motion once for TikTok. What about the wobble is is bad. Well, you can see what happened.

The white girl got the black girl's hair caught in her lanyard and that's a fight. And then the whole and everybody's flipping out. Everyone, the fucking lanyards are racist, everyone's racist. You get a bunch of people, shit face, doing that stupid dance and they're bumping into each other, someone steps on somebody's hair. It's a powder keg. Yeah, I heard that one lady got really mad at these other, these little white kids because her wig fell off in the pool and the kids started looking at her like pointing going,

look at her hair. It's like in the pool because they didn't understand. Look at this bald lady. Yeah, and then she got mad at the kids and started flipping out of the kids. Bad black bitch. Bad black bitch. What does it say?

This is the article he's looking at if you want just to clear. Okay, perfect. No more hip hop. Although Carnival Cruise Line has not officially announced a ban on hip hop or rap music in their clubs, significant online chatter from some black passengers say they notice a reduction. Okay, that's perception.

And that's also the DJ who's DJing or what kind of cruise. It's like gear two. That's probably not like. A band on it seems pretty crazy, but wait. Some online discussions suggest that Carnival might be moving towards a more pre-approved song selection for DJs, oh that sucks. Who should reportedly decline passengers' requests.

Really? The perception comes in the context of Carnival's efforts to address rowdy crowds and disruptive behavior on board. Limited, unlimited drink packages. Interesting. Yeah, there you go. No more Bluetooth speakers at all. That's definitely, that's definitely.

No, no, no, but here's the, in public areas, pools, and hallways. I don't think that's crazy. But is that a black thing? Yes. The pool, hallways, and public areas is a black thing for sure. It's so funny because the boom box from our generation is the speaker now.

Yeah. But even then, I know, and then not every black guy carried around a boom box. A few did. I had a friend named Kenny who did. He was a giant. How's he doing? Private. I guess dead. I don't know, he's an Ohio friend. Didn't know him super well. But Kenny walked around with a boombox for sure, but it's a heavy thing to walk around with all the time. Bluetooth speaker, you connect to your fucking backpack strap. But if you have six people with Bluetooth speakers

all playing different shit, even like when you go to the beach and you're playing your little, someone's playing music next to you, and then you, you gotta, you gotta be into it, or it kinda sucks. I would put on headphones, and not deal with anybody else's stupid awful shit.

Of course you would. But if you're on a cruise, if everybody has a Bluetooth speaker and they're all playing different music. They're black. I don't know if you heard this, they're not allowing blacks in this thing anymore. Didn't you hear the good news, Bobby?

That to me is the equivalent of that. Do you have any cruise people, like white, because white cruise people are like, yes. For sure, especially Carnival's the cheapest one. Oh, they're cheap, 290-something dollars for these cruise packages. Yeah. What?

Yeah, and there was one lady, this is, like I just saw the video, she was at the buffet yelled at cuz she she had too much fried chicken on her plate at once They're like we're making more come back. Yeah, it's like that. It's like It's getting a little getting a little crazy. Yeah So yeah, so so white trailer low rent whites. Yeah are pretty thrilled about this Yeah, because they can go back to their quiet little cruises. And then also, I do believe if you are subtle white trash,

like I am, I'd say, you know what I mean? I could be friendly and seem like a good person, but I could pass for trash. I mean, I am trash, but I do think I can get away with walking through the hallway with my speaker on If I had that I do think it's racist enough in that I think they would enforce that more on like a young black dude I don't know if you had your hat on like that with your little bangs sticking out Maybe the little cutie patootie look you got going today. I don't care

But if you have your leg there's certain looks you have that you get stopped Yeah, that's what sweat sweat pant have that you get stopped. Yeah, pant leg up. Sweat pant, pant leg up, walking down, yeah. Sure. This little thing you're going on today, little sleeveless thing with your little curly bangs sticking out. They're not gonna bother me, I just think

I'm just painting a fence for a neighbor.