The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Thursday Night Lights

Episode Date: September 12, 2025

Jay is trying to install cool LED lights onto the bottom of his truck. Sam the installer is contentious from the start and Christine doesn't love the idea. Jay researches Sam's shop for bad reviews of his enemy. | Christine and Jay are hosting an NFL party for the first game of the season at their new home. | Bobby shows footage of the male NFL cheerleaders and recalls the old days when the men cheered into megaphones. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Sorry, everybody. He caught us right in the middle of me trying to convince Bobby. This is a fun little Terminator Timelines thing where maybe you went. Maybe he went. Maybe I did it. But it's Thursday now as you're listening to this, and we don't know yet if he's going to see Nine-E-Nish-N-N-H-N-N-H-N-N-N-H-N-N-N-H-N-Ref. That is not, that is bringing it down to its bear.

He wants to hang out with Danny Braff and his... Joe Russell. And Joe Russell. Zach, I don't know his last name. And then our corrupt skin doctor. Dr. G. Dr. G.

I got to meet Dr. G. I'm getting Wolverine juice tonight. Right. But after that... I have a podcast. With who? Who's the guest? I'm going to tell you the guest?

I'm going to smash him down. All right. I mean, dude, they're... They should know that you're choosing them over nine-inch nails. It's a pretty hot show. You ready? It's probably the last time Nighter's Nail

is ever going to be around. Nathaniel McIntosh, dude. Jay, I'll say it again. You didn't hear me. Is my mic? Can you make me hot? Apparently it's not. Nathan.

Nathan. Nathan. Or Nathan. I call him Nathaniel. Okay. Nathan McIntosh. And, dude, of course. I can't cancel him.

Lamar Lee. Who? Lamar Lee. You want to try that again? Lamar. There it is. Lemaire Lee. I don't even know this guy.

Yes, you do. He's been on the show with us here. I know. He actually loves the bonfire. I actually like him too. He's a good guy. You know, Lamar is Teddy Bear. I'm kidding.

I don't know if you did. I'm playing the game. I'd like to believe you don't know who Lamar Lee is. I'm calling him Lamar Lee. You should. From now on. He likes to be called Lamar. I didn't know that about him.

But his grandmother called him Lamar, that's where the name came from. I didn't know what you guys are so close. I apologize. His grandmother, Sissy, Grandma Sissy. Grandma Sissy. Have you met Grandma Sissy? I didn't. And, of course, we have the famous Drew Lynch.

Drew Drew Lynch Drew Lynch who somehow learned how not to stutter after he got popular enough to have to do an hour

We could all fucking fake stutter through 15 minutes Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb the black guy Have you ever fucked, fuck, have you ever fucked, have you ever fah, fah, fawked a black guy? Dude, stuttering crowdwork would be hilarious. Stuttering crowdwork would be my favorite new comedy.

Look, look, look, look, look, look at this guy. Look at this guy right here. Where did you get that shirt? Where'd you get that shirt, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shirt from marshals? Shish, shush, shh, shh, shh, shh, hurt. Stuttering. I'm sorry, Drew Lins.

I'm just trying to get my friend to come to a concert once in a lifetimer. I think Lamar is one of... Lamar. Oh, Lamar, we're going with Grandma Sissy. I apologize. Yeah, dude, it's okay, man, you didn't know.

I'm an idiot. You don't know. I didn't know. I'm not in the inner circle. How about this? We call him Lemaire. For you. Let's just do that.

Because Sissy... Would you do that for me? Grandma Sissy's dead. She's gone. How we do that for you? Of course I would do that for you. Oh, it was a test. Grandma says he's been dead.

She's dead. She's been dead for a while. You didn't know that. I didn't know that. No, but it's okay. Because me and LaMere, we go and see her once a year down in, you know where. North. No.

No. It's south. South. South. Some of Illinois, I know. Yeah. Yeah. So we go down to the graveyard.

Oh, yeah. And we say hi. You dance on her grave? No, we don't dance. She molested both of you, I heard. I mean, that's, I mean, it's part of the culture, dude. You dance on Grandma says he's grave. But it's part of the culture.

It's not molestation when it's voodoo's in time. Southern voodoo. Southern voodoo. It's not molestation. Everyone's an adult in the voodoo. He is one of the nicest guys ever. He's on the show tonight. I got Drew Lynch and I got, um.

Did you ask me if he's okay working with a, blah, blah, blah, black guy? But it's so funny that he He just doesn't stutter anymore Right And he's got a smoking hot wife Sure Handsome guy Maybe that's what did it

You think his wife? Yeah, his wife just fucked the stutter out of him Magical poon juice That just fucking cleared his throat up She sucked it out of him Puffa pavavavah Thank you Yeah he's like

He's like oh I'm exploding in your mouth Wait I didn't stutter My stutter's gone That's right baby You should punch him in the throat today see if he gets it back see if you reset him Bob Bobby Bobby if you suck him off and then spit it into his mouth he stutters

again yeah oh that's right yeah that's right the jizz holds the stutter just stuttering to me is the greatest the funny one of the fart and stuttering I think are on the very same level of holy shit funniness to me I prefer stuttering it doesn't smell right but a well-placed fart I remember we're at my my cousin Allie's wedding. One of the prettiest weddings I've ever been to, on a farm in Sandwich, New Hampshire, both sides of the family are there.

I mean, rolling clouds with sun. Is that where Sandwich has started? Not the sandwich. Yes, there was a sandwich that was started in Sandwich. Not the Sandwich. Not the idea of Sandwich. The Earl of Sandwich was started there, yes. Is that there?

Yeah, it was there. I thought Earl of Sandwich was a, I thought it was a Canadian place. No, it's New Hampshire in this, no, I don't know, dude. I'm just, I don't know. The Earl of Sandwich, the Earl of New Hampshire. I didn't know whether to take a left or right there, so I just went with both. I was completely believing everything you were saying.

I was like, oh, we were at, we were at this wedding, buddy. It was, I hate weddings. This wedding, I was like, I was looking up, and it was on, like, there was this beautiful pond right there. And she's beautiful, he's beautiful. Both families look great. Little Maxie was in a suit. like a little gangster right and uh apparently max got sick and we didn't know he was sick and he right when they brought the bride and the groom together max let out a fart that was orchestra

really it was so loud and dry it was a loud dry like a trumpet that went on for i would say 10 seconds which in fart life that's three hours like a cheek vibrator it and it really like it was on a metal chair wow which it it just just went through the whole crowd yeah and you could tell that their side of the family was a little uptight and the donlins were hilarious because my family was fucking laughing so hard and they and their family was looking over at us like hey guys knock it off, but the more that they looked at us mean, the more we laughed. So it was just

like, you know, you laugh at a funeral when you're not supposed to laugh. How old was Max? He had to be five. Was he embarrassed or was he like nailed it? No, he was sick, dude. Right after that, we found it at a temperature of 103, we had to take him to the clinic. We had to leave the wedding. He was sick. Oh. He got the flu

or some shit. A beautiful wedding. It was. It was a beautiful wedding for an hour and Max farted his sickness out. I like that. I like that. Oh, dude, it was great. Can I tell you something funny? I just thought about it. I hope you do, because this is a funny show.

It is a comedy show. I hope it is funny. I hope you continue to tell me funny stuff, because that's what we do. I just realized this will be airing on Thursday, and as we speak, I have my appointment for that time. You getting your vagina checked again?

I'm getting my vagina check. Now, I'm getting the lights from my enemy, the lights on my truck. Remember I tell you about my enemy at the truck light place? You're getting them. Who asked me how old I was? Yeah, because you wanted lights on your truck.

Not with that. First, I wanted lights on my truck. He wasn't too questioning about that. He was just kind of nasty. Yeah. When I said, do you have lights that go with the music playing in the car? He asked how old I was and then said he's never heard of that. Can I tell you something?

I had to go in today. I went in today this afternoon to swing by because they said, bring it by for the ones that I got. You got lights on your truck? I bought the lights. Did you buy the lights that go in the brakes? Yes. So it lights up the wheel? Yes.

Okay. What color lights? You can make them any color? Any color. Oh, no. But I didn't get them attached. I bought them. And then that's what I do.

They just install them. You have to buy them. Yeah. So I bought them. They got to the house I called and the guy on the phone. So we're still contentious me in this guy. To give a little recap, if you recall, when I first went. Yeah.

To this guy walked in. I was like, I'm going to get lights in my truck. He's like, okay? Yeah. And I was like, were those called anything? Just like the lights and the wheel wells and on the bottom and stuff? He's like, Yeah, rock lights.

Yeah. He's like, we install them, we don't sell them. And I was like, okay, that's cool. And I was like, and they can do all different colors. He's like, yeah, they're LED. They can do whatever colors. And then I was like, now this is a weird question. Do you have it where it goes to like, if you have music playing?

Like, it'll like do to do to the music. And he went, how old are you? And he wasn't being funny. He was being mean. Yeah. And I went, well, logical. We're logical. Or manly.

Or possibly manly. This is not, not manly. dude do you have lights that go with the music is not asked if he has lights to go the music there's not one man on earth who's ever asked that question there is now and i well i went in and uh i love that you always you're the first to do a lot of things he was like a pioneer you're a pioneer you are dude that's why i love you dude you're a metro heterosexual you're the first guy to be rock and roll oh christian go to the ones i got Mike, M-C-T-U-N-I-N-G.

Oh, my God. And look it up on YouTube. Yeah, you'll sense. So after you said, how old are you, did you tell them your age? How did you lie? I said. I said, I'm 47 years old, and I didn't have money as a teenager to do this. You opened up to him?

I opened up to him. It didn't matter. Contentary. He goes, well, let me see the truck. So we went outside. This is two months ago. I'm 47, and I didn't have a girlfriend. I spent a lot of time in my tummy watching TV.

eating snacks and I really didn't have a stable father figure so fuck off all those things are true and I love musicals and I look come on Bobby come on Bobby I love musicals look at okay that's the company that's the things I've got right there you're seeing the picture of it now he asked me if it uh you put lower it lower for a second lower for a second you're you're burying the lead these are going to be awesome during Christmas it's gonna be so awesome during Christmas No, it's going to be great. But I said, the guy said he's never heard of doing music before. And I was like, okay.

So I got rock lights. Brought him in, he goes, oh, no, I'm sorry. When I called when I got them, he goes, yeah, he goes, he goes, well, I said, I go, what brand do you remember telling me to buy? Because I don't know if I got it or not. And he tells me where the bag, go, oh, I got these other ones. He goes, I'm sure it's fine. And I was like, okay. I was like, so can I make an appointment, I guess, to come in and do them?

He goes, first you got to come out. We can make sure we could do it. So, like, let's get that appointment going. And I'm like, all right. And then we made an appointment for today. I went in today and when I was done, they said, so I went in there. And I said, hey, I got the lights. And guess what?

They go to music if you want. Did you do a little dance after you did that? No, because he went to do to do. He went, yeah. And then I started, and then he's so unimpressed with that. I went, yeah, I guess it's just like a little microphone that's in it. So like it just goes with whatever. You opened up again?

I was like, apparently, like, if you talk while it's on, too, like that, if that mode is on, if you talk, it'll move to your voice also. And he was like, cool. So I could do Thursday or Friday. And I went, Thursday early. Yeah, and I went, how much is it cost? He goes, 150 hour installation. And I was like, and I was told it takes like, three, four hours. He was like, give or take.

Oh, God. This guy sucks. But I want him to do it so bad. I'm with this guy now. He's my enemy. Sam, Sam over at Soundwaves. Wow. Why is he, he's one of those guys?

Fairfield, New Jersey. He's jacked. Is he jacked? Older and jacked. Does he have a sleeve? Tattoos? Oh, yeah. Two sleeves of tattoos.

And his polo shirt hugs his wear his shoulders, hits the bicep. You know what I mean? Where it comes in a little bit. We do. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I want him to do it. He's never been nothing but standoff

I hope you become friends of them. Me too. I hope he wants to come over your house one day and just sit. By the way, not talk. The other little guy who works there, not little guy, but just the other younger kid who works there is very like, he's like, oh, yeah, those will be cool. He was even going, he's like, yeah, probably just like a microphone, I think just picks up the sound.

But yeah, so we can install this at all. And me and him are just looking at each other almost like, what's up, dude? What's going on? Me and the other guy. Yeah. Me and the other guy's like, you good, man? You good? I'm dealing with him today.

now. And he came in, he's like, I still got to install it. Oh, man. So you're going to roll down the street with music playing and the lights going to the music. Play it, Christine. Now you can play it. Look at us. Come on. This song, this song exclusively. This is the Jay theme song. Guys, don't act like you don't think this is dope as shit. Bobby, you're going to want to see them. Now, Christina's laughed so much of these that I've informed her. I can't. Christina's laughed and made fun of these so much that I told her I will never show them to her I will never in her presence What the only thing I'll ever do is I'll put on I'll put on a twist of evil colors so when she comes out I'll make her laugh and I'll go And the car is just gonna blink like a fucking lunatic

Fuck you Christine so let me ask a question Are you gonna pick one light to go like every mood look this up I believe legally you can only do the white in the wheel well when you drive so when you drive you can do the white white in the wheel. But when I pull up in front of anybody I know and put on a song and stand there and stare at them while my car blinks around me, think of how dope that's going to be. Dude, I'm going to get so much pussy at the mall. It's going to blow your minds. But who do you know that you're going to drive to and pull up to the house?

18-year-old girls? You think 18-year-old girls are going to be into this? They're going to be in the car by the time I'm done. That's why I got a pickup truck. Let them jump in like day work. I don't let them smoke, darts. Girls get in. I'm going to give them cigarettes.

and booze I got cigarettes and candy in the car I mean By the way this is the part of the documentary where they go He joked about it and then he did it Like Jay was found with 15 year old girls In his trunk But does this have any

Does this have any What? Does this have any Does it do anything that Can help you out Or is it just Is it just silly? Yeah dude

Is it just silly looking or does it do anything? Yeah Bobby look at what it's doing Turn it up. But what does it do? Like, does it add anything? When you're doing your strip mall, parking lot hang, Bobby, it makes you the center of attention. So it just lights up the wheel wells. It doesn't light up the bottom of the car.

Bottom of the car. Front bottom. If you drop something under the car at night, you can't just flip the lights on it and it lights up the whole bottom? Of course it would. Yeah, look. But you can't, in New Jersey and New York, you can't have colors. Oh, my God. I love that so much.

I wish my truck was white so I could have pink underneath. Dude, you For a guy who lives with a woman You say the sillier shit sometimes Why? Because I want the truck for a fucking For my super sweet 16 You just said, I want a white truck So I can have pink underneath

Yeah, look at it Probably don't think that doesn't look dope as shit What's what you say when you're transitioning That's the transitioning code I want my penis chopped off so it can look pink The problem is my truck is red So there's only so many things are going to look awesome underneath of it at night.

Like what? White, for sure. Red. Red will look great. Red also, yes. Red will look awesome. White will look great. That pink, though, that's a little too feminine right there.

The white and the pink? Well, I'll use a variety of colors when I come down the street to my EDM tunes that are making my car go nuts. Oh. Oh, is that Jay? That must be Jay coming down. Oh, there's that disco ball car. Woo!

Yeah. But you can only do it for a couple of minutes because you're 47 and you'll get tired. I want to get out of my car Out of breath I'm going to get out of my car At every stoplight Every red light I'm going to get out

And fucking pump But you won't have evidence Unless I film myself Because Christine's literally Once the lights are on She's not allowed in the truck Because she's going to get curious And she's going to flip the switch

And I'm going to tell her She can't see these I'm not going to show her how they work I don't know why I can experience the lights Just because I think it's funny I'll tell you why I'll tell you why

Something you never had growing up Consequences She thinks it's not Now you have consequences. Now you learn. That's it. For laughing? Yes. I was just laughing. I thought it was really funny. You're laughing at me, not with me. I don't like it. No, Jay.

It's fine. I mean, I did always want a boyfriend who drove a truck. It's a too, listen. You want a boyfriend to drove a truck and took it in the butt? Christine's got a car for a reason. She cannot and no longer will be welcome or allowed in my car. Oh, can you put smoke machines underneath? Is that what's going on there? No.

I can't wait to take a video of me driving it around when you're on the road, blasting the lights. You can't put, what are you going to do? I'm going to drive it around blasting the lights when you're not home. I'll take him both keys in the road. With all our female. I'm going to hide the backups. With all our female silly songs that she has. Oh, my God, do not embarrass me by cranking Fiona Apple.

Tori Amos. Oh, my God. Could you imagine that fucking dyke rock coming out of my car while this awesome thing is happening? She goes by all the places that you hang, the stand. There's Jay. What? What's going on? What's he listening to?

What's he listening to? Why does he have all of his rock lights on? Is that Chenate O'Connor? What's going on? Jacob, stop acting like you don't think this is awesome. Jacob thinks it's awesome. You definitely think it's awesome. Oh, hell yeah.

I'm all into this. Thank you. Jacob, how would you get into that truck? Sorry. Well, I'll tell you what. He'll be able to see the ladder I put because of the lights. Same way you will, Bobby. All right, relax.

Oh, my God. Look at it go. Is there any music playing on this one? But you can't use it. Huh? You can only use it when you're parked. No. You can't drive in New York or church.

We didn't even look. No, I did look. And what I'd say? No color in the wheel wells. None at all, but white could be there. Let me check. So I can never turn them on ever? This is hilarious.

If you can't use this because it's illegal. Buddy, I'll spend all of my life pulling up to my friend's places with that blaring. I'm going to become a neighborhood problem. They can't have flashing lights at all. What? You can't fly. So, no, you can't drive in New York. New Jersey flashing the lights.

But can you drive with solid color? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Let me see if you can do solid. I think solid white and amber directed at the ground. Ask if rock lights are legal. Just look up that. Boom, boom, bam. Are they called rock lights?

They are. I know that now because the guy yelled it at me. How do yell it at you? Though, remember the guy from the place, sound waves? He's just nasty to me, and he told me these things, yeah. Do you, like, what are those lights called? He's like, they're rock lights? Yeah.

Wow. He's like, rock lights, yeah? Like, kind of like that. Also, I said this. I watched so many videos about it before I got him. One guy who installed them, this is how quick I bailed with him, how much he gets me. Nervous. And we get, like, then we go, like, fucking start bumping chests too much.

You like it, though. I think I like it. I think I like it. I think I like it. You know what? You're sick of guys just giving in to you. Yeah. You want a little fight.

I like this guy. You know what? You're sick of Josh saying, yes, sir. I like this guy's fight. Well, here's what I said. One guy who did a review of the ones I bought goes, in his video, he goes, and I'm telling you guys, the magnet connectors are, if you can get it, because I put a link in the description to them, which I clicked on and got it. It goes, cheap.

They're like, it's like 20 bucks, 30 bucks for, like, magnet connectors you can use that are, like, instead of having to drill into the underneath body. It's way better. and when I called the guy at first to make the appointment for today when the guy called me back and I was like yeah I go I also watched a video that says like to use the magnet connectors

for it to put him to the car he goes I've never heard of magnet connectors and I go so you just like drill it right into the body he's like yeah do you want them on the car they're going to be drilled in yes and I was like sure drill into the body that's fine I gave up on the magnet I gave up on magnets why are you going to this guy yeah dude listen to me

do not drill into your fucking truck Find somebody that's heard of magnets Christine, go to this place as Yelp and let's see Bring the magnets, dude, do the magnets So you can take him off He said not to. Buddy, fuck him. He wants to do the drilling so that when you go back

You're going to have to undrill and drill And dude, a magnet just pull off. Yeah, man, but Sam said no. No, who's Sam? That's the guy. You know his name? Yes. And he's telling you.

I have his card, he gave me his car. Buddy, you have to, listen, man. You can't, do the magnets, buy the magnets and bring them. Say, I want you, this is what you say, ready? Watch this. You be Sam. What's up, man? Hey, yeah?

Yeah, buddy, listen, I got the magnet package. I want you to install the magnets. Install the lights, but I want you to use the magnets. I've never installed magnets before. Yeah, but it's directions. It's right here. You can figure it out. You're a smart guy.

All right, it might take me a few more hours then. Hey, buddy, rock and roll. I work hard. I make some money. Do your thing, kid. Probably might take you less because it's magnets. You don't have to drill. I feel like you have to drill the magnet.

Sam, you're not stopping Jay Oh, sorry Go back to Sam Sorry You spineless asshole Yeah, I'm gonna drill into the bottom I know how to do it One way and I do it the way I do it

I know but you're gonna do it this way I want to do it this way You're gonna come into my place And tell me how to do it this way I'll just go to another place brother Go to another place Okay cool I'll go to another place Thanks

No but let me do me now after that part I go it's gonna take longer now I want it I want it now I want it now I want it now I want it now Okay Varucos What's her name

Verruca's all Whatever her name is. I want a nup-l-l-l-l-l-but-da. I want lights under my truck. I want it now. I've wanted it for weeks. Buddy, you can't get, you've got to get the magnets. You can't have this guy drill.

He's drilling into your car. I guarantee he makes some mistake. And then you go, dude, you know, this truck, they changed the thing on the thing, so I can't drill what this needs to. So I'm going to have to get the adapter, and the adapter's going to cost you extra money, and that's an extra hour to do that.

Dude, magnets. Leave this guy. Go somewhere else. if I could, like, find somebody on, like, Thumbtack that would just come to the house and do it with magnets? The fuck is Thumbtack. It's like... Don't ever bring shit up like we're supposed to know what Thumbtack is.

It's like, um, like, just a handyman search engine. Christine, look and see. Look and see, and then also go to Soundwaves, uh, in Fairfield, New Jersey. Let's check if, if anyone else says this guy is nothing short of awesome. I feel like I'm the problem. I'm going in there. I don't know anything about any of this shit. Bike stores, music shops, and car places.

Because they know their shit, they're dicks. You go to Sam Ash, they're just. Hey, man, I'm thinking of getting an amp. What kind of amp? A lot of amps. Well, I'm trying to do this. What do you? Yeah, if you go, I'm new to this and I don't know what something I need a little bit,

they're like, they're already like, God. I'm fucking dickhead. You're not in a band, Dickhead? You want to learn an instrument at 50? Yeah. Come on. Nothing. They love this guy.

Great. They love this guy. I mean, overall, it's like three and a half. Did they have a picture of him? Oh, maybe. Let's go through the pictures. Yeah. What if he just doesn't like you?

What if it's personal? What if he's a fantastic guy? It's very possible. I want to go get my lights on my car. I'll get lights on my car and I'll go there. Christine, go on Thumbtack now and see if you can find somebody who could attach, who could hook up rock lights to it. There's no way.

Magnets. I bet you could do it. How could you not do it? How do you not be able to do it? It's not like that. I think you still have to connect the magnet things, it looks like. I think the magnets have the thing, and they connect to the thing, and you just stick the magnet. No, I thought that, too.

I thought it was going to be more like magnet on one side that connects to the car, magnet on the other that connects to the light. It's not like that. Why don't you pay me to do it? I'll do it. Okay. I'll do it. What do you need?

How much do you charge? How much is he charge it? They're a buck fifty an hour. You get me one of those fucking little bento dessert boxes? Yeah. You get me one of those? When I start and you get one when I leave. so I can take it with me.

Okay. I'm in. That's all I need. All right. And I get to take a little swim in your pool. And you can take it to swim in the pool for sure. Naked. But Bobby, absolutely.

Baby, you can keep listing. With you. With me. Naked. Here's the problem. You know as much about cars and installation of stuff as I do. I'll tell you, you're wrong. Yesterday, Max came in.

He goes, he has an e-bike, electric, electric bike. Dad, E-10. Keep saying E-10 on the screen. I go, that's error 10. Okay. Look up error 10. Okay. Era 10 is this. It's the box inside. I go go get your mother's. We have two of the bikes, same bikes. Go get your mother's bike. I took the electrical box inside of the e-bike that connects all the stuff to the actual battery, took it all out, unplugged everything, undid all the wires, took the one out of his mother's bike, put it in the new one, bang, boom, fixed. Do you describe changing the battery? Not the battery. The electronics inside. There's a box inside. There's the battery. There's the battery.

then there's the box on the other side so you have to unscrew all the screws and then you have to take that out unravel all the wires unplug them all take that out of the whole frame and then do the same thing to the other bike and then reinstall everything

now are you aware that you all live together and he could have just rode Dawn's bike for a little bit Don's bike has a flat tire I don't know how to fix that I don't know anything about that. Don's bike has a missing rubber grip for the handlebars and I couldn't even guess where you could find one of those seats too high. I don't know how to put it down.

I don't know anything about those things. I got deep electronics though. I bet we could do this. No fucking chance. Let's take a chance. What are we going to do? Fuck up your electronics in your truck. That's me.

a business owner. No? Sam's not one of the owners? Of course he's not. This one on Route 46? Yeah. I don't know how many sound waves there are. Oh, there's a bad review right there. Go back up. Isn't that the reviews? There's one star. There's a lot of one star. Go to the one, click on that. Yeah, get on the one stars.

Yeah, there you go. Doesn't it bring you there? It did not. There you got it does. Yeah, it does. Sam's a dick. I'm reading an updated review of the tint I had done here. I'll start by saying the manager at Soundwave is really awesome. Hey, Vinny was beyond helpful with all issues. That's the kid.

Haven't dealt with Vinny, yeah. Unfortunately, good management doesn't do anything about poor product installation. That's him. You're done. Tint looked okay, but a few days later, I began to notice a lot of bubbles. Oh, bubble sand. Second attempt, went to pick up the car after it had been redone. Once I got home, I looked at the windows.

More bubbles. Picked up the car again, noticed only the driver's side window tint was replaced. The passenger was the same. Fourth attempt, went to pick up my car again. Didn't even say anything about how the pat, Christine, how the passenger side still looked bad because I was already frustrated. All right, this is tint, though. This isn't rock lighting.

Yeah, it's easier. Probably. I mean, he's putting wires together. I saw the name Sam somewhere there. Did you? Really? Yeah, I don't know if it was a page back, but I definitely saw Sam. Fuck, damn it.

Well, if you saw it on the page back, it was on a five-star review. Damn it. Don't waste your money. I had a few things done with them in the past and never had an issue, but a few months ago and decided to get a bird's eye view on my car. The image quality was terrible, so I called them and told them it was best for this to be uninstalled. They said, bring my car in, and after it was removed, I was informed that there would be a charge for removing it. The product was terrible.

How could they charge to remove something they installed and was horrible? They will try to nickel and dime you for everything. Don't waste your money. Yikes. Sam is going to hit you big. Brought my 99 CRV. I might even waste you. to my time when there's this get that shit out of here made it abundantly clear why some

small businesses deserve to go under as for a quote for to replace a head unit car system 400 installed for a model that can do Apple car play 220 installed for a Bluetooth mode okay I'll take the ladder fuck which is the ladder second one so he went with the 220 Did you just tell him which the ladder is? Was he lying? No, it's true, but you didn't know the ladder? I always forget.

When someone says it, I just always agree and never fully ask what it is, and then I learn by what happens next. Someone goes, I choose the ladder, and then I just wait and watch what happens next. I go, oh, it was that one. I've done that. That's funny. I'll choose the ladder. Okay.

Now what? You'd be a good game show host The latter Okay So that's like So you don't like one of them Right? You want to choose the other one?

Came back to a whopping total of 600 plus claiming he never offered those prices All right This is all Sam Go to Best Buy they say This is all Sam It's probably all same Oh yeah

They quote 4,000 Overpriced for no reason 4,000 for eight speakers in one hand To Sam That's a different place. Sam Sound got done for $500. Where's Sam Sound? That's probably Sam's brother.

Have they given you a quote? Yeah. I told you. 150 an hour. That's not a quote. Could take four to six hours. But that's not a quote. That's an estimate.

No, that's what it is per hour. Yeah, but he's not giving you a quote of... How many hours? He's saying maybe he's giving an estimate, maybe four to six hours. It might be this, might be that. Give or take, yeah. A quote is, dude, it's going to cost you this much. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's always going to cost you the latter. You think Sam's going to work harder and faster so you save, so you save some money so that old Dingleberry boy will fucking be able to drive around with his lights on? Am I Dingleberry boy in the story? That's what he called you. Oh, it probably is. I would never call you that.

It probably is. I'm surprised the guy doesn't give me a swirly and like a wet willy when I'm there. I love that he calls him rock lights, they're disco lights. They're called rock lights. The disco. I wish I could give this company as zero and put them out of business. I had a reverse camera installed. Purchased the camera and took it there so they can install it.

Ooh, that's what I'm doing. Are you really? Yes. I bought the thing on, yeah, I bought the likes on Amazon. Okay. And then that's what they said to do. Your truck, can I say something about your truck, too, that people don't know? This is the, like, I'm a truck guy, but a truck guy since 1990, right?

And this is the truck that I've always wanted, 2019. Oh. I was like, what? 2019. Are you a vampire? I abbreviated a date and I shouldn't have since 19. 1919. Are you a man?

No, they probably said 1919. That's confusing shit. I mean, like, 1919. Well, if I just started floating? Yeah. How did you know, Jay? No, I must kill you. Buddy, so your truck is the ultimate of trucks.

The Dodge Ram and this version of it is every truck guy's dream truck. It is the holy grail. of trucks because it was the first one with the vertical huge screen. It has all the shit. Everything you could want in a truck he has. And now it'll play lights when I play that song from Revenge of the nerds. Be-bo-bo-bo-bo-be-bo-bo-bo-bo-

but do-do. But all the other stuff is not going to work. Because Dickhead's going to cut into whatever wire and not figure it out. Sam? Dude, you're rolling the dice. Yes, Blackley your thoughts? One of the comments said that you should go to Best Buy, and I agree. Does Best Buy install rock lights? I just looked

it up. They do. Shut up. What you do is you sign up, I'm going to sound like a salesman here, but sign up for their program. Total care? Total tech thing. Have it already. You've done good. Everything will be warrantied. So if it breaks, you take it back.

Look at that truck, dude. That's the truck. Yeah, that's, dude, that's Lexus prices. That is like the ultimate truck right there. And you're going to fuck it up by giving it to Sam. Yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. Go to Best Buy, dude.

Cancel. I don't know Best Buy could do it. Well, now you do. We solved the problem for you, bro. And go get those magnets. Let him do magnets I bet you best buy You're like hey I want to do the magnets

Dude magnets are better Absolutely do the magnets He's not going to be like They're what magnets I never heard of that Best Buy install rock lights for real We're sure You looked it up

I looked it up How come you trust Sam You don't trust us Hmm How come you trust Sam But you don't trust us Because I Well I don't want to

Trust you guys in this one I mean I want to But why I don't Is because I wish you guys Know how many times I've just driven aimlessly Around to just Googling places like auto customization i don't know where to go or what to do and every time i walk

into another place they go yeah dude we do like exotic car wrapping and like shit like that i'm like do you do you have blinky lights and music under the car and like what it's like no and i'll be like where do i go then they go i don't know and then they send me away and then i look up another place and then i go to and then i ended up in advanced auto parts and they were like we have them but no one here does i go do you install them they go what also like you're Googling something where you didn't know the name yet so now if you're like googling like hey does it can you install rock lights like it says it right here and if geek squad's going to protect it dude go there's not nice to you it seems like a best buy type

installation yeah that's a best buy type of thing yeah it's a little lights little blinking lights under your truckie truck yeah that's a best buy thing that's i'm so upset i didn't experts of rock like yeah they're disco lights i bet it the rock lights i bet you're Geekswad would be like, yeah, they'd probably dance with you. They'd probably have you pick it up past eight so they could all dance in the parking lot. Oh yeah, they'll demo it. Oh, yeah, they'll demo it. Oh, yeah, they'll demo it. Oh,

hang on. Oh, is this Jay coming down the street? You think this is going to be the first song I do? If, but what sucks is you can't, you can only, you're going to have to drive, park, do your little, do your little thing you could leave you could leave the

solid lights on it said but you can't do you can't do the music no not while driving so you you'd have to park play the song do your little show you little yeah I'll probably be smoked everywhere I go I'll be smoking one more cigarette

in my car you're gonna pull up what's up are you gonna what Christine say something shitty I just realize it's not gonna affect your life you'll never see it you're totally gonna be outside the stand with your rock lights smoking a cigarette and never reason to be hanging out

good disco I think they're called rock lights we want to call them j lights Christine's never going to say I promise you on my life I'm gonna see them you're gonna want to show me not for a second yeah you are when you I'm gonna ask you question you're gonna get them and the person you're gonna drive home and not not let her

see them correct wait a minute you're gonna get your disco lights and you're going to drive home and you're not going to want to demo them for somebody right away like Christine. You're going to patiently wait till the next night because it doesn't work during the day.

You're going to wait till the next night. And you're going to have to wait. Like, you're not going to be able to show me until like Christmas because that's where it gets darker. I'm going to be like a teenager. I'm going to go park in a parking lot somewhere the night that I get them. Please don't.

And I'm going to blinky light around the parking lot just to show my so I can see. I'm going to learn it all. Nowhere in Christine's eye. light of line of vision but how are you going to see it are you going to put like a tripod with your phone on it where you can see yourself to it how do you need to drive around oh no no I'm just going to get out and like I'm not going to drive around I'm going to get out and do a little demo for myself in a parking lot so I could see what the lights do wait a minute so there's going to be the potential

of some kids hanging out and then a guy's going to pull up in a truck with fingernail polish and fucking wristbands and little dyes here and he's going to he's going to get out of the truck and they're going to be what's this guy doing and he's going to start playing this song and then the lights are going to go off around the truck and you're going to be dancing outside your truck well i do just realize now my fingernails neither painted nor as my hair died but i should correct both of these things before the weekend if i'm going to be in the car blinking down the road who's the narc this guy doesn't even have red hair or painted fingernails anymore.

Are you going to really do that? What? I hope you get caught. Am I going to get the lights? I hope you. You're going to get the lights. I know that.

They're in my car as we speak. I mean, I can't believe you're not going to show Christine the first night you get him. I'm not going to show her ever. Ever? Never ever. I swear to God. What if she begged you?

She won't. She's going to in like her own way where she's going to be. Oh, come on. Just let me see him. I don't get the fuck. Oh, my God. You can change. It's all an app.

You can change to every color of the rainbow. Bobby, you want these in your truck and you have a gray truck which is a good truck color to have lights underneath of it. Oh, yeah, versatile.

Why is it good? Don't ask Christine. She thinks they're the stupidest thing in the fucking world. Why is it good? Bobby, because look right there. Turn it up. Come on, Bobby.

I can't get those. The fades. I like the fade. The fade is cool. It's so cool. Blacklow, you're so hyped. I do like it. Let me tell you something now.

Yo, let's fucking leave your family behind and let's go fucking cruise the Willowbrook, dude. I used to have this. You had him under your car? A long time ago. What kind of car? It was a 95 Honda Civic. Perfect. My friend Glenn.

You guys remember Glenn. Did that cost less? No. Well, you guys remember Glenn. Glenn from the infamous his girlfriend's fake cousin came to the show. Remember we called Glenn? Yeah. Glenn, when he was young, me and him both had the same car at one point, 87 Honda Accord Hatchback, Glenn got these lights.

They were just called at the time strobes, so he got. And he had two of these installed under his car, that he had the tires widened, and he had the body dropped a little bit. Glenn and me were roughly similar weights. He was a little smaller than me. But we got in that car, and the first day he goes, let's go show these cool lights. to our friend little jay little jay lives in a neighborhood that was it's uh not a lot of stop signs so it was uh they made all the streets are basically speed bump at the end it's like every street comes down to like a point and then so you have to go slow and it didn't matter we did go slow over

the humps slow enough to hear our fat asses just go oh just cracked them the first night he had them we cracked them. Fat fucks. So I bought a truck. So it doesn't matter how fat we are. Those lights are going to be blanking. Pink, boom, pink, bo, boom, Bobby, come on, dude. Act like you don't want these. And here's the thing, though. Go on.

That truck is really hyped up, pumped up. The shocks are really, I don't have that on my truck. It's raised, but either's mine. Neither's mine. Mine's not high raised up or anything. That's raised. That one's raised for sure. I actually don't like it that much raised up, seeing all the hijinks.

neither I just like the lights will be coming out how much is it for the the the booby-dupe lights the lights themselves yeah look it up crazy cheap how much like I get that thing where I start getting nervous about things when they're like cheap enough that you're like shouldn't this be more expensive I thought it was going to be like a 900 600 to like thousand dollar thing to get now the installation is going to be more it seems unless I don't go to Sam I'm still on the fence I don't go to San he's going to freak out oh yeah that's the ones i got they got the 12 so yeah it was like 120 bucks delivered yeah it's weird how cheap they are are these rock lights yes like rock and roll is that

what it's supposed no no no i think like rocks on the ground rock lights i believe is what it means because i did take i got lights for my tiny house up at the all the rocks i have all these big glacier rocks on my property and i got lights to light up all the these these type of we got a black electrician do that it's kind of come light up our house like that i mean Mine were real rock lights. Actual rocks that project light. There were lights on rocks. On the rocks.

Yeah. Yes. This will be lights for me thumping sick-ass EDM tunes outside of the stand. Where else do I go? Probably for a second when I pull into the parking lot or when we're pulling out of the parking lot in the winter here. When it's dark, or when it starts getting dark around like four when we get in. So you're going to... When I pull into the parking lot here just for the little Mexican guys over at the parking place.

I'm going to give him a little zap. And they're going to go, do you leave the key in the car? What? What? Did you leave the key in the car? How cool is this? I can, did the key in the car? Yeah.

What? Turn it up? Hello? What time? What time you come back? What time? They're called rock lights. No, no, no.

It's okay. What time you come back? Sam said that you can only play them to the music when you're part. My question. Oh, Mar-a-on-a-vanko gringo. Pasta la lofess. Yes, Blacklou? You can't go magnets on these.

Huh? You can't go magnets on with him. What happened to you? What's going on with him? I think you got magnets on your microphone, how? What? No, I can't hear him all. Wow, no, his cord fell out.

He has magnets on his mouth. What is that? Is that a radio term? No, I just heard like, zz-z-z. Don't get the magnets, Jay. What? Don't get the magnets. Get the magnets.

I don't know. He's saying the magnets on the microphone are bad. Are you back? Am I back? Yes. Yes. Have you ever seen that happen before, Lou? Because I haven't.

That's a new one. That's a new one. What happened? What happened? I mean, there's a click. That should never. The mic cord just disconnected from the mic. It just felt the floor while he was talking.

Virtual impossibility, I would have said. We better get all the stuff we can possibly get out of this place. I'm everybody's getting lights on their thing I never see that before Jacob we're gonna get you lights for the train you take Rock lights With all the potholes in New Jersey The magnets are short of shift

And that'll mess up how the lighting looks I want to drilled in so it's sturdy You're right you know That'd be funny That'd be funny if they were all just in the back of his car By the end of the winter The magnet shift rea's all uneven You're gonna go right back to Sam was right

Is that a thing you read is that or is it something that you had you had the magnets there's just pros and cons on it i've been oh yeah okay and it's he's right there is a lot of like jerking around trying to avoid a deer or a pothole shit in jersey no i do love that i love i love looking up the pros and cons that's great right i'm a big fan of the pros and con videos we did that with the we got that ghetto uh jacuzzi the blow-up uh jacuzzi and i went through all the pros and cons of every this is what a piece of shit i am though our jacuzzi cost $250, but I loved it so much.

I started looking at, like, the best blow-up, inflatable jacuzzi. It's $3,000. Yeah. I should just get a jacuzzi. Yeah, it is, I mean, there are more than that jacuzis, but that's still a pretty expensive thing for, but I'm with you. I do the same thing. It's like, all right, fine, we can't get like the thing.

But I should get the top of the line. That's almost my concern with this. I'm like, these are just right lights. Do you know what I mean? I'm like, how much? I'm like, but I was like the light set. like well it's probably like a I'm just thinking why does not more people have them I guess it's because it's gay you know why yeah it turns out now yeah because guys who own trucks

use them for jobs that guys need trucks for I got a job to do I got to bring entertainment to the people yeah but you don't need a truck me and you well I need a truck because I have the tiny house I don't even know what you're talking about right now that truck we brought home uh what did we bring home that one time Christine a grill yeah umbrellas right an umbrella you need the truck for the umbrellas. We need it. That was one trip. Buddy, I love that you got a truck.

I love my truck. My truck is disgusting right now. Does it sing and dance like mine? No, because I don't think I'd have to sell my house in my house. If I'd have to dodge bullets on the way to my house. Damn. I can't wait to smoke a joint with Jacob on the highway to those lights fucking blaring, dude. No.

We're going to wear such tight clothes. You should go to fist fest fest with that truck. and you know what I hate Christine's now being masculine things Christine is Christine's going through looking at all the things

all the videos and I'll tell you what's killing her yeah she loves it now and she's never going to see it I tell you what she likes she likes the white truck with the pink underneath

that Miami shit that does look a little cool yeah but you know No, you can get paint on your truck that changes color. Did you know that?

Yeah. You get your truck. Look with the sun, though, kind of like changes color. No, I think you can push a button. You can change it. Oh, it's like film, the films they put on and stuff. Yeah, maybe. I haven't seen it.

How cool would that be? Just change your truck white and back to red and blue to the color of the whatever you're in? Put that EDM back on, dude. I'm trying to picture. I'm trying to get a mental visual of it. Right. You're white. It's summer.

Summer night. Coming home from the stand. You're going to stop by the cellar and just said to Keith on the way out. Oh, shit. Yeah. Pink. Who's outside? Who's outside?

Who's outside? He's outside. He's walking over to the pussycat. He's got a spot. Oh, Christ. That's going to take forever. I got to go before the cops stop me for these lights. Can't wait for Keith to come around the corner in 25 minutes?

He really is taxing. Son of a bitch. Keith is so taxing to be friends with it now. You can't even say, hey, want to go to lunch? What time? Forget it. You know, hopefully as we speak here now, I'll be getting this rock lights installed by Best Buy, perhaps.

But also, Thursday night, you're coming over. You promised. Coming over, Thursday night, I can't wait. Now, I have a question. Keith Robinson, Black Lou. Black Lou, Keith. Who else? Jacob said he'd possibly come.

It's going to be a football. We're not inviting the guy who lives five minutes down the street from you? I mean, what the fuck? Does Luke get to fuck about football at all and stuff like that? I mean, he cares about friends. I mean, I'm sure he likes conversation and food. I think it's an intensive football thing, though, because Keith, Cowboys, Lou, Cowboys.

I mean, I'm just coming to trash cowboy fans. Perfect. I mean, just give up. I'm fine with that. Buddy, I'm sorry. Just stop being a car. You guys have the craziest stadium and just nothing to show for her. You have a horrific owner.

I mean, it's terrible, dude. You guys nuts. You can't cheer for the team that beat you guys. the Super Bowl You gotta come on this side No, but I can cheer for the team That stinks I don't, I'm not cheering for you

We need you, buddy, you guys You can't bandwagon, you look like a chick If you banwagon the cowboys Here's why I don't like, because people like the Cowboys that shouldn't like the Cowboys Correct. I don't understand it Like people from Boston love the Patriots

Right, people from Philly love the Eagles But everybody, there's all these people that like the Cowboys and it doesn't make sense. Well, no, it's where you're from. No. People in Philly also like, the second most love team in Philadelphia

for sure is the Cowboys. Why? Because your dad beat the shit at you and he was an Eagles fan or something like that. It's like a choosing to be contrary. You get molested in front of an Eagles game? It brings out too much memories. I think it's what is. It's choosing to be, uh, it's like

choosing to be contrary, I think. I don't know. From Boston, we never, I never met Cowboys fan and all of a sudden I moved to New York and there's Keith is a it's like it doesn't make sense to me why are you a I have a cousin T.J you're also an Eagles fan grew up in Philly look if you're from Seattle or from one of those teams but if you're from like New York Boston Philly these teams these are like historic places you have to be the fan from that place I just agree for being those I think there should be any city you come from that has a professional

team you should become die hard that team that's what I'm saying yeah but I'm saying you're saying like you get like someone in Seattle but no Seattle should be Seahawks man hardcore I understand it but I understand Is this the guy from Taskrabbit is going to put it on kind of whatever the Eagles are a team You know what I mean? The Patriots

The Jets the Giants I look at those guys I'm like well those you know The Redskins or whatever they're called now The Commodores what are they called now? Commanders Dronks What a stupid name for a team Bunch of fucking Canadian in tuxedo wearing drunks.

Didn't Trump make the name back? Didn't he call them the fucking... He said he wants to. He's going to call them Engines. He's going to call him not those Indians. Why did Ari end up a Cowboys fan? Yeah, yeah. It's going to be called the Washington.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not the... Hello, thank you, come again. He goes, it says a lot to get on a jersey, so it'll probably be an acronym. It's probably going to be an acronym. What did you say, Christine? Why did Ari become a Cowboys fan?

Exactly. Exactly. Doesn't make sense. I mean, they were on TV a lot. We were growing up. They were winning a lot. They were winning a lot. So was your home team.

But they're also Thanksgiving team. I remember the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders' movies that were on TV. And that's why I felt I was into the team. Did you see that? You were a Cowboys fan at one point? I'm just saying I knew the Cowboys better than every other team. I hadn't picked one.

Did you watch the documentary yet, Lou? No, I refused to. Why? Really? Yeah, no, I hate Jerry Jones. I fucking hate him. It's like all about him. Yes. I mean, he's a crazy person.

He's a crazy billionaire. He's like, he's literally out of his fucking mind. Yes. And he's the reason they're not winning Super Bowls. 100%. Right. He doesn't know how to treat his black players. Right.

Unlike Robert Kraft, who likes a finger in his butt and likes winning Super Bowls, that's a man. And the greatest white quarterback of all time. Jesus Christ. He really is. God damn it. Yeah, Jerry sucks, man. Did you see that the... Jerry Jones does suck.

It's so funny, they have male cheerleaders now. Oh, yeah. I told you about this. But not... Yeah, but not male cheerleaders. The guys that are strong picking the other girls up. We're talking... Working it, bitch.

Yeah. We're talking zesties. No, me and Christine, when me and Christine were at that one game a couple years ago, when we first noticed it, and they do the little intros of the... Oh, so we must talk about this one, Bobby was out the week, because I'm like, we did talk about this, sort of. Yeah.

But they, uh, the intros that have, like, you know, it's like, Tara, Vanessa, Lisa. You know, all the names of the girls, they turn around, like, on the Titan Tron. Yeah. Before they do their, like, routines. Yeah. On the field. And then it would be like that. It's like, it's like, Tara, Lisa, Scott.

And he's like, hey. It's still, like, vicious. Like, he rips his hips more than any girl. Yeah. Oh, God. I mean, come on, guys. Can we, can we. And your father?

And if you have. And if that kid has a father, he shouldn't be proud of him. No, he's not, he never goes through. He stopped watching football. If you're a male cheerleader who's not throwing girls around by their pussies and assholes, then you deserve your father to not love you. Nobody asked for. I don't understand why this is such a big story right now because this has been going on for years.

No one noticed it. Nobody noticed it. Because nobody in Philly talked about it. Everyone was just pretending it wasn't happening. I have to say, though, that's weird. These gay guys move way better than these fucking lazy. girls look at this guy holy shit well you gotta remember they're pioneers yeah i mean i mean yeah he's getting it he's getting it on right now god damn his little skinny ass for who how happy here's a

problem cheerleaders are to entice dudes completely for sure yeah um i don't know if there's like a bunch of gay guys going to the thing that are like stoked on this like there's a couple players that were for this oh absolutely there's a couple there's a couple of There's a couple defensive linemen, they're like, I like Gary. I know. So he goes, he goes, I'm dating one of the cheerleaders. You go, not Steve, right? But this is my question, because I'm, obviously, nobody asked for this.

Nobody asked for this. Nobody wants this. Why did the NFL of all organizations approve this because? I promise you, somebody asked for this. Yeah, I'm like, if you think nobody asked for this. Yeah, but no football fan asked for this. I'll tell you why. They don't usually buckle.

Cheerleading is a big sport, college sport. I mean, they do those big competitions, right? And these guys, there's a lot of gay guys that get into cheerleading. No, that's not what I said. I think so. But they have gay guys in it, but it cuts off. They can't go pro like the girls. Keep gay at a cheerleading.

You heard of your first. So now they're like, why can't we let, you know, Jacob. No, sorry, not Jacob. I won't you show a name. No, Chris. Why? Jacob's such a good cheerleader dude I could fucking zip you up in the air You could do four flips before you fucking land in there

Nobody wants to see me Jacob is the perfect gay cheerleader guy named Nobody wants to see me do it He'll be a high flyer dude Are you crazy? We all want to see it Would you test out if I built a human cannonball machine In my backyard? Can we do a cheer

Can we have you give you if we give you pom-poms An outfit? We do a chair at Skangfest To open up the show I won't No no but you listen You just have to wear a full cheer your uniform with the bloomers and the whole thing so wait does that let me get better

and someone goes no I don't want to do it he goes Jacob no but we're going to put makeup on you and fake tits and have your wiener hanging out of the side do you think that now you think they're throwing dildos on the WMBA court what do you think they're doing that here the full ass they're throwing the full asses

they're throwing dildos but he's snatching him up yeah thank you thank you it's like roses to a yeah but the gay guys only have to get dark colored dildos You don't have light ones because they'll come out with poop on them. I didn't know if I explained it with my suggestiveness. This says meet the NFL's first male cheerleaders.

It's five years old. Yeah. Okay. And it was the Rams. It was L.A. Figures. The Rams. Yeah.

Figures. Yeah. Of course they went there first. Jacob, settled down. Nobody asked for, the NFL knows nobody gives a shit about this. Why did they buckle when nobody else? Because they can't, they can't. nobody cares now it's a wasted i know because here's why because like it

waste so much of their time when a headline comes out that they refuse male cheerleaders like sure all right fine go cheer i don't think it's matters yeah but it's a different it's a different world dude it stirs up something it's right it's reverted back nobody wants it stirs up something it stirs up something though that they just don't feel like dealing with yeah my pants and they don't care enough they're like on the fucking sideline that whole game i'm fucking putting a popcorn over my lap Because old The eagles

From Philadelphia I went there once Hi So I'm going to be illegal So I say Go birds and fly Eagles fly Coo coo like an eagle

I fly like a man Throw throw like a monster As hard as you can Devonte Smith Has my heart And a romance can start Tonight. Tonight.

Maybe he likes the male cheerleaders. I thought he was one of them. I mean, for the Eagles, just for him alone, I want the male cheerleaderly. What are the stats on gay players in the NFL? What's the percentage? Who's out? Are there any out gay players in the NFL? There's got to be.

There was the one, right, Michael Sam? Yeah, this got to be a couple. What's the percentage of gay? It's got to be up there. 80%. What if it was 80%. everybody's just gay at football you're going to the locker of him to just suck it

and Tom Brady was the gayest oh yeah absolutely all right guys line up after game kiss how do you think my skin's so young Carl Naseeb and Michael Sam just two he came out in 2021 retired and Michael Sam made history

in 2014 as a first openly gay player to be drafted by an NFL team nobody gives a shit and then there's two people that came out but after they were done with football oh really Nobody cares Huh Nobody cares

No, I bet people care Yeah I bet those players You think the players Give a shit? I bet there are people in NFL They do care And give a shit

Absolutely Really? Why do you think they care Locker room? What? Fucking cares man It's awesome Walk around

And see a gay guy Looking at your big hog It's a compliment Yeah see they have a different Take on it Oh do they Oh I wonder if the male Chilier

Bobby Bobby I hear you Yeah But these black players Are gonna have a bit A bit of a different tag on it I feel like They're not gonna see it

To what you see it You know it's cultural differences It's just cultural. It's cultural. Damn, dude. We have different barbecues and different tastes

and seeing hog. As we speak right now, Thursday night, I'll be bringing back so much Philly food for you and I'll have rock lights that you won't be able to see unless you take her

drive with me away from the house. Why? Can't we keep her in the backyard? No. Why? We can't lock? Don't you have Dawkins?

She'll sneak around. Doesn't Dawkins have like a collar that we can put on her and tie to a pole? Yeah, if I could lock her to something. Yeah, we can put a collar on her. But I'm worried

that she's going to see lights blinking like around the house somehow she won't I hope not she won't I'm gonna look right at it we'll go down there we'll go for a ride thank you we'll go for a ride I can't really see it when you're in the car no we're gonna go somewhere and what does nobody understand about this yeah we're getting out of the car

you're saying you're not gonna see it I'll never see it when I'm driving it's you're just gonna park the car and turn it on the parking line just hang out around but you will you will feel it from the stairs from the people on the other cars yeah we're gonna look so cool well there's a way of putting that I guess, but, you know, I'm sure that we're going to...

Well, you think we're going to look. We might have to fight our way through your neighborhood. What? Two guys, uh, two guys average age 50 years old out there fucking listening to EDM in a parking? Oh! Can we please go to the golf course parking lot? You know what you should do? Can we go to the country club?

You should go back to the place that installs this every night just before they close and just blare this and your lights. You did it. Yeah. What's our best bye? No, go back to Sam. Just to annoy him. Motherfucker, magnets, bitch. They did it with magnets.

Yeah, this is, I mean, who, is that a girl? Oh, my fuck. Wow. That's a, that's a guy. Yeah. But you see his huge flapping penis between his legs and his tiny little bikini shorts on the field. There's 71 male cheerleaders this year. 71.

Across 12 teams. So at some point, it's just going to be. be half male half female gross that would be terrible what a terrible thing but cheerleading a word cheerleader means nothing anymore

dating a cheerleader I'm dating a cheerleader so guys can do it now chairleading where did it where is its origins what was it for do you understand like what was the I legitimately leading cheers in the crowd

but was it was it originally men that maybe did it. It might be men, you know? I don't think women were allowed to vote or cheer. Cheer? Yeah, you could cheer. You could do all things that were acts of enticing men,

which is what I would say cheerleading was. Oh, well, they free bled back then. That was about it. Oh, yeah, look, 1898 when Johnny Campbell led the first organized cheer. It was a guy. Yeah, yeah. I knew it was a guy, yeah. Hang on. And then later on, they made it women when that... I knew it's Ivy League, yeah.

They freed it up. It was dudes with those big horns would get the crowd going. And then when did they say, let's get some tits at T&A in here? That had to be like in the maybe the 60s, the 70s. Here we go. USA cheer has the answers to this. There you go. The first known, roll up, Christine, move over.

The first known organized cheers and change that began what we know is cheerleading took place in Ivy League College. You got to read it an old-timey voice. In the 1860s, you see. The first known cheer in the U.S. was shouted from the crowd at Princeton University in 1884. Ray, Ray, right, ray, talka, talka, tauga, tis, sis, boom, boom. Ah, Princeton, Princeton, Princeton, Princeton, Princeton, Princeton, Princeton, University graduate Thomas Peebles took the ID of the University of Minnesota, as we know it was about to start. Ra, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, shi umah, hurrah, hurrah, scroll up.

Varsity, varsity, varsity, varsity, Minnesota. Christ. God, we suck. When, do, bitches get involved? We sucked back of the 20s. There we go. Just a bunch of corny white dudes.

While women were permitted to be on cheerleading teams. They got for black people. They got black people and gays. Made shit cool. Now you can have lights on your trucks. Dude. What? I had no idea as the story.

What? When men went off to World War II. Exactly. is when women took over cheerleading and then everybody was like oh I'd rather look at these chicks titty titty bouncing around than a bunch of old men going

Vasity Varsity Minnesota rah rah rah shish boomba But don't you For cheerle like don't you think cheerleaders are also Almost more for like I guess I don't know how many young girls are watching football Jerking off But no I feel like the guys don't like care about the cheerleaders

But like young girls will like be like Oh the cheerleaders are cool look they're dancers Why? No I understand In school in school to be a cheerleader is almost like you know being a pink lady you know it's like a cool thing i don actually got in trouble about this i got in trouble um on remember when we did the thing when we did um yacht rock sure we hosted and one of my things was like um i did uh caribbean queen right from uh uh what's his name bill the ocean and i was like i always wanted to marry

I thought I was going to marry a Caribbean queen. Instead, I got a chubby girl from Everett and her brother, who's a big dude, works at the correctional facility, called my phone and left a very disturbing message. It was like, called her phone, and she sent it to me. And he was pissed that I said that. He was mad that I called her fat and chubbering.

be from Everett. Because she was a cheerleader? Well, this is my way. I called him, and I was like, hey, man. He's like, hey, buddy, I bought, and he's total boss. And Bobby, I heard you there on the yacht, yacht rock station on Sirius.

And you call my sister Chubby. Chubby girl from Everett, and you wanted a Caribbean queen. I don't really take kind to that. You're calling a Chubby on the radio. And I go, just Richie, really quick. She was a cheerleader, right? Yeah, she was a cheerleader.

I go, where was she on the pyramid? He just started laughing. He goes, she was the bottom, but listen, the thing is. All right. You make a point, Bobby. I get it. I would have killed to be the bottom of the pyramid. I want to be a cheerleader more than anything in my life.

Christine was too fat to be the bottom of the pyramid. She was on the side. Yeah, holding a flag. I was too bad for Pop Warner. Don, that chubby. Pop Warner. You were going to play. football no you're pop Warner cheerleaders my best friends were Pop Warner cheerleaders I

never even heard that so bad I thought Pop Warner's always football I first went to Don's house and I looked at that triangle that that cheerleading triangle and I just saw that little fat Polak on the bottom middle where am I at holding everyone's feet oh it's such a good bottom pyramid weight limit at this party