The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Tiny Dancers

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

Mary J. Blige is in the next studio and Jay is a little star struck. | Mickey Rourke is broke and refusing any help so Jay and Bob offer to buy the house he is renting. | Jacob is jealous of an influencer who stands outside clubs waiting for women to fawn over him because of his looks and height. | Jay plays videos of a prank where a man walks through the ghetto with a see-through backpack filled with cash. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Mary Jay, in the motherfucking building. The queen, dude. Yeah. I know you can hear me now. She's still kicking in. I love you. I love you.

Well, she's like that little Kim now where it's like they're 100% ass with like little feet and arms popping out of it. But I saw her over there through the window. She looks very pretty. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't see her wig front or nothing. I didn't see her lace fronts. P. Diddy, right?

What? Helped her? Was it P. Diddy? Yeah, yeah, yes, absolutely. And then he kind of screwed her, right? Kind of fucked her? I don't know. She might not even know that much baby oil.

I mean, can you even feel any friction? Hey, I'm Dick Day Ogerson from the bonfire. Baby oil shouldn't be a crime. Sorry, I'm cutting little promos. Yeah, you're good here. Why don't you be good out in the fucking wild? Hey. You're fantastic.

being an influencer here, but on the wild, you shut down. Because this is fun that everyone hears in. You're like a quaker out in fucking the wild. Everybody hears in on it. Is that Mary Jay? This is how she do. If you had a camera outside, Black Lou, he would shut down. What?

Immediately. If we were out front, he'd shut down. You'd get none of this good... I don't know. They seem to know me out there. I walked by when we came in. Lou will tell you, Wu-Tang Clan. We all nodded at each other.

Wutang. That's a customary black thing. That's what I know you thing. Yeah, but it's a Wutan Klan. Yeah, they were outside? In the lobby. Well, it was nine black people. Oh, sorry.

I don't know if it was a Wutan Klan. But I call any gathering of nine black people a Wutang Klan. Oh, fuck, there's a Wutang Klan coming. Yeah, shit. They ain't nothing to fuck with. I got so excited. I thought I walked right by him. You did?

Not the, it's not. I don't know. It's A. I don't know. It's a Wutan Klan, for sure. I don't know if it's the Wu-Tang. They don't go by the way of the samurai. It's a Wu-Tang Clan. Right.

No, yes. They're more kung fu people. Yeah, yeah. Is that her now? Smith and what, this is how... That's a really stylized... That doesn't even look at her face. Yeah.

It's so funny that that hair comes off like a hat. Oh, yeah, for sure. She got lace fronts, dog. Pretty. I'm nuts deep in the baddies, so I understand lace fronts. And let me tell you something. On the baddies, they've even... They know they're going to fight.

so much. They don't even put the wigs on good anymore, so it's funny. When they look their best, still, you see the line, the front of the wig, and because they're so expressive, like, arguing all the time, their forehead, like, moves, like, a hat, like it moves, like, underneath it and down. Like, their, like, their headlines, like, sink underneath the wig and then come back out from underneath it. It's so great. They all look like Mickey Rourke when they talk. Hell yeah. Is that Mary G. M.ie Blodge and Tanisha from Bad Girls Club? Thanks, Jacob. Appreciate that fucking chuckle. I like it.

You like that? You went that way and said it to me. There's a lot going on. There's nothing going on. I'm the worst with hair piece. I actually thought that was his real hair. Who? Who?

Mickey Rourke. Are you shitting me? I know it's crazy. Yes, I'm terrible. Are you shitting me? Wait, what hair is a hairpiece on Mickey Rourke? Mickey Rourke. But when?

Not always that long hair. It was so awful and a stringing ugly. He's been, he's been bald for a long time. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

I'll say yes again. Doesn't make it right though. It doesn't make you right either. It doesn't. No, you know. But I didn't say I was definitely right. I didn't say I was definitely right. You did?

I said for a long time. You said he's been bald forever. I didn't give dates. I just said long time. Yeah, that's him. Wow. You can tell because it has that thing like the baddies have. But was it?

But now here's the thing. One, there's like, it looks like psychotic. There's like almost like shave around it. It's like shadowy around. Look at his house. He was he lived in Culver City? It was a haircut. He'd look really cool.

what the hair he has there. He lives in a... He wouldn't look really cool his face is mangled. Look at his little shitty house. Let me see it. Right there. Oh, nice.

We should fucking pay for that for him so we doesn't have to pay rent. Why don't we buy it and kick him out? How much does that cost? $1.5 million? No way. Really? Where the fuck is it?

A shitty one where you can just put your fucking garbage out on the thing. Damn. Talk about a person though. It doesn't give a fuck about a thing at all. I mean, could tell you, as a new homeowner, What I'll tell you that's driving me nuts.

Tell me some of the things you think might be driving me nuts here. And what's the things driving me the most nuts in this picture? His sidewalk cracks. Okay. Yes. And the grass coming up through the... Yes. 100% my biggest thing.

I go, what's going on in that driveway seems fixable. And that means you stop giving a fuck. He also lives in Ice Cube's house from Friday. Where is this dump a shit? It's in Beverly Grove, which is near the grove. It's by the farmer's market in L.A. Ooh, Allah. Yeah.

Plus he has those Whoville fucking bushes out in front. But this is like a, for L.A., isn't this a $2 million house? She said 1.2. All right. 1.5? Yeah. 1.5. That's crazy.

It's a dump. It's a dump. He's got that prison gate on the front. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, the gates on the front window there are like so. But who knows what the inside looks like. It might look like a palace on the inside. I've always wanted to do that by like a real shit house.

But on the inside, just make it look sick and modern. That's a good idea, but I'm telling you, I have a feeling Mickey Rourke is a spiraled out lunatic enough that it's actually sadly full of weird memorabilia from his life. By I mean, always. Like too much of it. It goes, that's boxing.

He loves someone like blah blah. But I mean, always wanted to do that. I meant right now when I thought of it. Yeah, this second. This second. Okay. That's what I meant by always. Dude, I want to buy him become his landlord.

I think he has a lot of cats too. Yeah, he's a big cat guy. Which is depressing. Which is always a sign to me. If you have more than two cats, you're mentally ill. Well, you definitely, your house smells like shit for sure. One of them is dead under something. Where did muffins go?

She's under your recliner, you fucking weirdo. She's dead, you fucking idiot. Get the hoarder crew in. This is also a rental eviction. Oh, no. This is not his house. He doesn't own a house? Let's buy it and let him live there for free.

$60,000 in rent. What he owes? Want to split it, Bobby? We split it. Let's split it and just have Mickey Work. owe us forever. Forever. We'll go over there

and make them do scenes from movies we like. Yeah, that's the back? I don't mind that. That's not bad. It's a cool little backyard. There's a nice little backyard. But I mean,

could you imagine if your next door neighbor privacy is being ruined by Mickey Rourke? Do you know what I mean? It's like, he just plays music really loud. It's fucking Mickey Rourke, dude.

I don't know what to say. He's in the back. He's trying to learn the UD. It's a fucking magical instrument. Yeah, he's trying to. I was telling Bobby, I can't understand the story because he claims he knows nothing about setting up some go-fund me to pay for his rent. And he did videos, please don't send me money. I swear I didn't have nothing to do with this.

He's going, if you know me, that's not the type of person I am. I would never ever ask anybody for money. But the people that put the thing up are his people saying he knew that we were doing this for him. Oh. It's like Corey Feldman having the guy say everybody chipping for your wedding meals now after the wedding meal. It's the same thing. I bet Mickey works one of those neighbors who's in his backyard naked a lot. And then when you yell out from the window next door, he goes, Mickey, can you please?

He's like, he goes, what? I believe he's a guy who answers when he knows what's wrong about this. He goes, what? I can't believe he's renting. My kids are up here, man. Your dicks out. What? He's renting, though.

That's just sad. Hey. Come on, dude. He made Pope of Greenwich Village. Yeah. He did a couple. He doesn't want to call his own tub. I get it.

But he did a couple of those expendables. He did the wrestler. He was up for an Oscar. He was in a fucking Avengers movie. Yes. That's the main bad guy. Iron Man. Iron Man 2.

He did Iron Man 2, which was a great movie. Slowdown. It wasn't. Iron Man 2. Nobody thought it was a great movie. Listen. No one enjoyed that movie. Hang on, dude.

I'm slowing down. You told me to slow down. You're going way fast. You told me to slow down, then you went real fast. I did. I'm sorry. I thought it was a great movie because I'm a big fan of Iron Man. You pulled the brakes for that?

Yep. Damn it. God damn it. That was worthless. I like, you didn't think Iron Man 2 was good? Iron Man 3 was the worst. I don't even remember Iron Man 3. It's two of my favorite lines.

One and three is when he flies for the first time, lands he goes yeah I can fly cool line and the Iron Man three when the rockets were coming in and he goes to Pepper let's go and she stops goes stop stopping which I've wanted to say to dawn a million times have you not no I haven't haven't had the balls I can't fly why I can't steal a line either it'll be a great line to deliver you don't steal lines we found that you'll find out this Thursday when we watch one of two still two to come Christine's comedy sets we're out of the Gates, joke thief. Yeah, she's joke thief.

That's why she quit. They forced her out of the business. She was strong-armed by her friends who she stole all her comedy lines from. Yeah, the milf militia kicked her out of the business. The milf militia. But, you know, it's funny when you, I like, Mickey Roark is completely aware this is being done, asking for help for money, and he's going, I would never do that. They called Jeff Die, the comedian Jeff Die.

Yeah. You know, Jeff Wright. I love Jeff. He put out a go-fund me to help him move to Austin for. from L.A. Yeah, I know. And when he got called on, he was like, I just thought it was funny.

But, you know, it's cool also. People give me money. So it's like, well, I know you did it for real. Was it like 20 grand? I don't know what he was asking for. He asked for 26 grand. Now, let me ask you a question. Would you ever do a Go fund me if you needed something?

No. Wait, let's find out what the something is first. Go on. Later in your career, you're not making that much cash. Christine gets some type of cancer thing that your insurance ran out, you don't have insurance, you have insurance anyway. I don't have insurance anyway. You don't have insurance?

For myself? You don't have insurance? For myself, yeah. For Christine? No, how would I have Christine's insurance? You have insurance for yourself. You have shitty fucking New Jersey state insurance. All right, but you have insurance?

Yes. You're getting locked up in your own. here or this hypothetical you're sitting up here you don't know my nickname what locked up analogy Kelly locked up analogy guy must not it's what I do you didn't know that how long have we known each other you don't know locked up analogy Kelly apologies continue I'm sorry I forget what I was saying you're saying Christine your your your locked up analogy was you want me to be paying for sick Christine with insurance but she's not under my insurance so it doesn't she has insurance and that will be taking care of that

no need for a go-fond me. Well, here we're going to then yeah but this scenario she doesn't have any. What? She has nothing. No insurance. No insurance. You're low on cash. Yeah. Things aren't going good. Yeah. And then you're like, but I still do have

a fan base. Right. You could go to them and they could help you. Right. And just, oh, you have to do, hey guys. I just, you know, Christine's really sick. I can't afford the insurance or the operation she needs. It's too much money.

I already put my house up and, you know, it's not going to cover it. I'm only, I'm 150 short. Why does she not have insurance? Because she lost everything in Skankfest because Lewis stole it all and moved to fucking Jamaica. Okay. That I can get, I can understand that. I can picture that. Okay, I'm back in this hypothetical.

I'm just a sick one. That's kind of a whole different analogy, I think. The sick one is just not working. There's nothing I can much do. Here's what I would do for Christine if she was sick, and I guess she started a GoFund Me? I think I would shout it out on the shows. Hey, everybody, if you want to help out Christine.

All right, so here's another scenario. Christine's gone. She left you. Skankfest took off. She wound up moving to, back to L.A., got a house on the beach. She's a multi-millionaire, and she's living with Ralph. She seems happy.

She's very happy. She's very, very happy. And you're alone, but everything kind of deteriorated. Do I seem very, very happy? Being alone, you were. Okay, all right. But things started. Before I knew it, I'm living in your work life.

My hair's gone. Yeah, you have like a fucking hat hair on. You got a bunch of cats of the house. I'm being a rental and fucking Compton. Yeah, doing a go-fund me is a tough one. You know, but that's, you're going from the top of the top down to the bottom. You're renting somebody's house You got no money

And it's funny because actors People think actors make so much money They you don't Like Billy Burr makes more money Doing his stand-up than he does Did on Star Wars Yeah I would my guess would be that Mickey Rourke for that role

Was paid Tons of millions It's like $20 million dollars He probably maybe he got like a million for that I doubt it I bet it I think even for that I mean it's a huge movie It's gonna make you know millions

and hundreds of millions dollars in the box office. That's not billions. A comeback. I bet it was... I bet he got paid $200,000. It was part of the comeback. The wrestler was the comeback. The wrestler was a comeback.

Independent movie, low budget. Oh, no money for that. That movie was garbage money. I bet he got a little money for that. Back end, if he was smart and had somebody get him some like back end money on it because it did well. Yeah, it did well, but back end is hard to get too.

You know, those points are all bullshit. Yeah, you do know that, don't you? It is hard to get that back end. You know that. It ain't too hard. Hey, this is too hard, especially with a small like yours. Yeah. Right in your back end?

I don't know. Actors, they get to a point. They don't make that much money. Movie actors especially. TV actors make so much good money. But movie actors, they get a hit. And then if they don't act again for another... Think about that.

You get a hit. And it takes a year and a half to make a movie, six months to a year, year and a half. And then you don't work again for another couple of years. That shit drives up quickly. Oh, yeah. We can always just go on the road and just make some quick cash. So could he.

Doing what? Do Mickey Rourke Live? Doesn't matter. People are going to go watch the chaos. He should. Charlie Sheen, I bet, made fucking crazy money on that stupid tour. Made a lot of money selling those tickets. But crazy.

Yeah, he made probably... He did arenas. Yeah, he probably did... Yeah, he made a lot of money. That's a smart move for him. I'm going to do arenas. He just went and sat down on a couch and just did what he was doing on the TV. He could be only, I have Tiger Blood winning.

Did theaters or arenas? I think he does some arena? Theaters probably was all theaters. Only theaters? Yeah, he didn't. You can't do an arena. Want to bet? You can.

I believe in you. No, I can't. You're about to. No. So your manager just sent me another thing to read. You're about to hit arenas. I don't know if you know that. Oh.

Yeah. I don't write that. You didn't write that, but he definitely wrote it. Yeah, you make a lot. make a lot of money it says he was initially offered $250,000 for Iron Man 2 okay and then he was so upset I think they said Robert Downey Jr. gave him a few coins off of his salary yeah maybe maybe half a million altogether okay which goes away quick yes yeah no for sure it goes away quick if you're not doing a lot of else yeah I mean he was on big brother so he needs money needs money when he went on

big brother remember and he's like you're a lesbian yeah what's that like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You like cats. I like cats, too. I'm sorry I called you a dyke earlier. Is that offensive? I'm from a different time. I'm grandfathered in with dyke. Dude.

He's a mess. He's a mess. But again, I'll say a thousand times over. What a gorgeous son of a bitch. Although, he's so ugly now. He's so ugly now that you remember him actually more attractive than he was. When you go back and actually look, there's plenty of times back then where you were like, yeah, he's finally. He was a legit.

Very, very, very handsome guy. But I'm saying if you, it's not as handsome as you remember. I remember him being like a flawlessly gorgeous dude. He wasn't. He was with flaw. Yeah. But he's a monster now. Yeah.

And he had a fucking fantastic hair. I think a lot of times that makes people see the looks a little bit better. Yeah, not anymore, man. That's the worst part of it all. I could take the face. I could take all that shit. If he still had that amazing hand. Don Johnson, the Marlboro Man.

The best. From Harley Davidson, the Marlboro Man. Their aging difference in that time is, Don Johnson's looks pretty good, I think. He looks fantastic. Awesome? Don Johnson looks really good. He was in Brawl. He was in Brawl and Cell Block 99.

That's a bit's a year's old now. Yeah, but that's, he still looks like that. Good flick. Dude, great flick. One of my favorite flicks. But he, he, that's a guy who said, fuck it. I'm just going to get old, and he looks good. He looks cool.

He looks cool. He looks cool. He looks cool. Well, maybe not. Sorry. Yikes. Whoa, shit. What is that?

Yeah, but that's makeup for a, for a movie. All right. Well, don't stick up for him. Let's see it. He looks great. Yeah, well, he did lose his hair a little bit, dude. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but he still looks good.

He still a pretty handsome guy. Yeah, handsome guy. God, damn it. Look at that smile. Man, Sonny Kroc is the fucking best. He's the fucking best. Look at him. I mean, young Don Johnson.

Panny dropper. Nothing, nothing. Look at him. Oh, wow. Yeah, nothing. What was that movie that he was in? Dead Bang? That was a great movie, too.

You see Dead Bang? No. He goes into a racist town and has to fucking find a killer or whatever. So funny. The opening scene, he's chasing a guy, and he's such a drunk alcoholic. He catches him and just throws up on him. It's such a funny scene. He's like, what the fuck, man?

Damn. Look at young Don Johnson. Nothing better. Man, I used to have all those jackets with the shoulder pads. I know you did, bud. God, I miss that. You can still do it. I can't do it now.

Nothing's stopping you from doing. Buddy, I'll look like a fucking left-wing lesbian if I had shoulder pads. Look at that sunny fucking crockett. This is the weird thing, though. Skinny, like movie skinny? Like, he's a little guy. Yeah. And he is thin as shit.

Oh, yeah. And this show, he was definitely thin of shit. I mean, he saw the waist on them fucking white pants. Scroll back up. Let me see that. Tight. I'm thinking 27-inch waist. Yeah.

Chicks dug it. Yeah. Like, we could never, ever get there. You'd have to be sick. Oh, yeah. I think he was exhausted from the Miami vagina he got while he was filming Miami voice. You think he did that? He's not sure.

He's not short. Well, it's known. It's known. He's not short. He's listed at 5-11. 5-11? Yeah. Which is like Godzilla to you guys.

To me and DJ Lou It's like a guy who like Doesn't have to be humiliated I guess I do get scared when somebody 511 walks up to me What's it like to not have a 6 in front of your height Fuck you man I thought the thing started six on the male scale Dude fuck that

I mean first of all I'm not them Buddy I feel embarrassed I've said 6 3 most of my life When I think I've been 6 2 something Because I'm humiliated about being 6 to something because I'm humiliated about being six two. Humiliated. You know I have friends that are 6-4 and 6-5?

Fuck off. Fuck you, dude. I'm not them. I'm not them. They're in another thing. You're they. I'm not they. I'll call you whatever you want to want, dude.

First of all, buddy, whatever you need to be called, I will call you. I'm not here to offend you. Really? Yes. You call me this weekend? Yes.

Yes. Yes. Bear bear. Barbar. I got to bring myself. Costum guides in typical sizing just his waist was What?

No way. That's bullshit. What the fuck out of here. He has a... I'm wearing 36 pants. I know. Don Johnson. Yeah, but you're wearing them around your knees.

Does that make you feel good about yourself? It made me laugh for a little bit. Now I feel bad with that... It's what you feel good about yourself? Not with that face. Which should I do? I should dress like a public defender and button it around my fucking belly button. You should dress like boss hog.

It's 15 different sizes. That's five whole sizes up if I go around my belly button to waste. My point being when I was going to self-deprecate, thank you. Bobby was going to be that there's never a chance where I would tuck in my shirt where underneath my shirt you wouldn't see where my belly ends and the rest of my torso begins again You would never just see shirt into pants It would be shirt and like a little situation happening and then some more shirt and then pants Yeah, it looks like you're stealing a hand

Hey are you taking someone's rolled up sleeping bag out here? No Are you stealing a paper towel roll? Buddy when you look at Don Johnson's waist like that and you look at the waist the there's nothing there's nothing hanging over the pant at all it goes straight into the pant i will never know what that's like sitting down and having your body just bend like bend not flop bend not that your body you you sit down and then uh the top of your body rests on the bottom of your body i mean where your body's like a body and then a waist and an an ant ass and legs that go out and then legs that go down to the ground.

I've never been able, I'll never be that. I never, I haven't. It's always top of my body, resting on my lower body, and then somewhere in the middle of my thighs, my legs jet out, and then my knees and calves. I look at pictures of me as a boy, and I was so thin. Yeah, you ever masturbate yourself? You're creep, what do you liberace?

I do it a couple times. It's not a bad thing. It's actually supposed to, actually, it's supposed to be healthy for you. The older you get, the more that you masturbate, two younger photos of yourself, it frees up your brain and helps you remember more and helps dementia.

Did you know that? I read that on Instagram. I didn't. I didn't know that. If you jerk off to your young self, that cum, it releases cerebellum into your brain. But it doesn't make sense

you're getting rid of the cum. No, but it goes down into your jizz and that comes out and it filters through your balls and helps with dementia. But you're allowed to think these things through before you just start saying them.

No. That comes out of you. Yeah. So it's not part of you anymore. But you're not let me finish. I did let you finish. No, you got to drink. You're restarting.

You have to drink it. Mm-hmm. Your own come. Yes. Okay. I do take it all back then. That does make sense. Thank you.

I'm sorry. God, dude. You never let me finish. I jumped the gun. I jumped the gun. Now this is saying his pants are a 35. That's on Nash Bridges, which he might have put on a little weight. He's a 28.

He was a 30 or less. What do you mean put on weight? This is smaller sizes they're saying on. It's bullshit. On Miami Vice. They're saying his pants here are 35. Yeah, but that could. be wrong. That was like an AI overview. This is somebody saying that the costumes were actually auctioned and they had the sizes.

And he's 510. He's 510 and his suits are 40s regular shirt size. Pants, 32. 35, 32. 32. 35. 35. 35. Yeah, 35. 32 length. But 35 is smaller than 36. As I'm saying, he's saying he's small. It's the way it can't be right. He was definitely heavier in Nash Bridges. 100% wrong. He was fit as hell. Look, is the Miami Vice officianto on the show? Did you get to do that? The man was at least a 30, probably a 30 waist. Have you ever not masturbated, but held your wiener while you watch Miami Voice? Yes. Oh, him.

Sorry. Yeah, I know you have. Oh, sorry. You never just watch it with your wiener in your hand? No. You never just do some TV watching with your wiener in your hand ever? I mean, there's tits and ass in that show, the best. Not talking about tits and ass.

I'm talking about just being alone with your wiener in your hand. You don't just do that when you watch TV sometimes? I sure I do. I sure I do. Thanks to be honest. Not jerking off. Not even trying to. and get yourself excited.

Just like, I'm just going to hold it for a little bit. Run it between my fingers a little bit, let it flop around. That's an affirmative. Squeeze it, pump it up a little bit, let it go back down. Sometimes. I'm trying to find something to do it. You just kind of, you put it between your fingers and you just knock it back and forth and let it slap back and forth a little bit.

I like to hold it and squeeze it until it becomes like a bike tire. Yes. That's a little out of air. Agree. And it's funny, try to see if you can make you a little fatter up top than at the bottom. Yeah. God damn, dude. Dicks rule.

Yeah, Dicks are fun. Imagine having a pussy. You got to put stuff in it Oh my God I'd be afraid Everything's gonna get in it Dust, pollen Pussy mites

Yeah Mold Mold Dew, yeah It's always wet and open Ants I hate them Yeah you can't go to sleep

Camping you drop Crumbs in your puss And ants are crumb in your ass Oh yeah Your piss always hurts You always have an infection Because you have an unclosing wound In your body

Yeah Vagina stink Fuck vagina dude Dicks rule Dix rule Dicks for life Yeah. Do you have a hand single you can do for that?

What? Dix for life. Yeah, Dicks for life. I really do love how, I mean, just holding your balls and your junk watching a movie. There's nothing better than when you're dick and balls, your balls are tight. After I shaved. It's cold. It's cold.

That does feel nice too and nice and smooth. So soft. But a fresh shave and a tight ball bag and a tucked away weener because it's like maybe a little chilly. And then you slowly take through the process of it. of darning everything out. You get your balls loose again, then your wieners dangling a little bit heavy. Black Lou, you can go take a break or something

if you don't have any fun of talking about. It's just nice, right? Yeah, the transformation from tight to loose. Let it happen. Nice. There's a guy at Lewis keeps sending me the videos on Instagram. He's a 6'5 statue of a man, and all his video, his whole Instagram is him

hanging out in front of clubs and watching women, the hottest women ever just come up and hit on them. And video after video, and they all want to go on twosomes and threesomes with him. And that's it. And it's just because he's tall.

Well, no, you don't know that. Have you ever tried it? What? Maybe you should stand in front of a club one night and see what happens. Well, the last video he sent me was a guy who lost his shit in front of this guy. He's a, I want to say, my height, six-black guy. And he went, the only reason you get any ass is because you tall.

And he was, he, he, he, he had it going for about 30 seconds. And then that six foot five model guy just destroyed him. What do you say? You ain't, if you were six foot five, people would be scary. Look at your look. You ain't got it. And he gave him the confidence speech, how it's all about confidence. Because, you know, this guy's had to struggle.

Yeah. But it was, you got to send that one. It's... Is this but short people send to each other? Yes. He sends me these videos just to make my blood boil about this guy who does nothing.

It's funny enough I send me and DJ Luce send funny videos of little people back and forth to each other laughing at them nonstop. That's right. I go, hey, I can't bring us up on the show because everybody's gonna get upset

at me and you. But how funny is this little guy doing this thing? The only thing he does is breathe in front of clubs and he gets... You just send it to me, dude. I'm not...

I'm 5, 8 and a quarter, bro. You're not. Shut up. I am. You're under 5-8. No, I'm not. He did a whole scientific measurement. That wasn't scientific.

That was a house measuring tool. Buddy, I'm always wanting to fucking break it open again because Black Loo, I believe, has a tape measure on him at all times this point. Just about. Not today. I had to bring extra waters for the double taping today. Black, you could use his, he could just use his dick. This is him?

King Loo 6-8 the Great. I mean, he's not just tall. He's like in one. He's a little shape. He's a personal trainer. Jacob, you really did just say it's simply because he's tall. He's like, he's like a hot guy. Oh.

Keep going, Christine. Yeah, he's like a good-looking guy. Yeah. It's like Pamela Anderson gets hit on a lot too and she was this hot. Right. He's very good looking. And his entire life is standing in front of the club doing nothing. Yeah, but if you have a hot, he doesn't talk.

Yeah. But it's not simply because, Jacob. Yes, he got everything of the genetic jackpot. You're right. If this guy was 5.9, he'd be getting the same amount of pussy. Let me ask you question. Jacob. Jacob, you think Larry Bird would get pussy standing in front of this club?

No. Exactly. No, 5.5. I'd give him a little. This good-looking 5-5 is not getting this much ass. You like guys with bangs. The heck from French lick. Oh, come on.

These are just hos, too. You could get that girl. You can get all these girls. You got a big enough van, Jacob. He's just slow motion of them giving their phones to him. Look at her. I mean, they're just staring at him. Wow.

That's the, that's the, that's the, I know, but Jacob. The whole thing is their eyes. Jacob, he's a great, look, if you put a big, ugly person up there, his height means nothing. Yeah, if you put Ralph in that room, you think these shit's going to be staring? He could be a lot shorter and still get hit on. Yes, but there is a cutoff. He could be your height and still get those girls. No, I'll tell you what, there's a cutoff.

His cutoff for this kind of attention, that definitely is. For this kind of attention, his cutoff for success in getting laid in the night, if this guy was five foot, if he was Bobby's height. Whoa. A little tiny guy. Whoa, dude, I'm right here. No. Bobby got tons of pussy. I'm not tiny.

Not this. I also, Jacob, if he's six, eight, a lot of these girls probably think he's in the NBA. Yeah. They just see him and they're like, oh, I bet, he's their ball pair. You're making this all height. It's not. It's not. He's gorgeous.

And he's shredded. And he has great clothes. When your hour height, it does feel like. it's all hype. But how would you know? These girls just walk by and look up at him and just have to approach

and have to talk to him. How would you know if girls are looking at because you can't see their faces from where you're at? But this little musly guy here walking around too, is by the way,

this is all set up shit. Jacob gives us so mad. That little musly guy, that guy's short and that guy definitely get tons of hot pussy. Sure. Because it's just gym shit.

Not as much as this guy. I don't know if you're right about that. I don't know if you're right about that. If they just went for a back-to-back-to-back numbers game? Can I just say something? Those girls were walking out with little short mussely guys

carrying bags and she went back to that big tall guy and gave her in the number. Yeah, by some say, this is either set up or it's not what we think it is happening. This is, that's not real. It's not, it was a girl to him walk away

from that muscle guy and that muscle guy goes, I'll hold your bags while you talk to this big black guy. That's not how life goes. But my point being is like, I don't think it was him pulling a girl from the dude.

He's just, he's an Adonis. Watch the one where the short guy gets everything taken away from him. We're watching. watching it in the studio. Tracker. I like that. I saw it at Skank Fest.

What are we? Oh, Tiny Dancer. Sorry, Jacob. I'm sorry, I went for that joke. Hold me closer, tiny Jacob. Have you seen the video? I think I've said it before. I follow this guy who's a brother, but he goes up to

lesbian women, like really heavy, heavy lesbians. And he tries to pick him up. And they get mad and try to try to fight him every time they try to beat them the fuck up he just walks up and he hands him like a rose and tries to start talking to him and they're like what the fuck are you doing motherfucker oh yeah yeah yeah it's like a prank thing it's like you're just trying to yeah it's like they go oh we're joking and they see it to get beat up or not no no no no it's this dude trying to pick up uh butch bitch lesbian oh actually oh okay butch lesbian ghetto girls but it's like a prank is yeah he's

going out there to do it to start a fight yeah yeah well he's going out there to try to pick him up and they never ever not one of them has uh been into it dude what they call a prank on YouTube right now is so funny because it'll be like, hey, have you seen this prank where you go up and, like, go up to thugs and, like, pull their pants up from sagging? Like, that's not a prank. It's like, yeah,

because you're dancing with death is what you're doing. It's pretty funny, though. Do you remember that you don't remember the guy on that particular thing? He did it, and the guy's gun fell out of his fucking thing. Dude, I watched... And he had to fucking run. The guy who shows up, walk through the hood with a brand-new Xbox, a Sony PlayStation box, and he's walking through the...

And as soon as these guys, just on the board, This guy runs over you, yo, what's up? What you got? He's like, he has a porch on his house. Okay. Dude, relax. Oh, my God, brother. Come on, man.

I'm using all the... Looking out for you, dude. Yeah, dude. I don't look like you cleaning your glasses like Sherlock Holmes. Fucking asshole, just put them on. You're not reading anything, douchebag. You don't need them. They're not reading glasses.

What are they just seeing glasses? seeing and then reading down here. Oh, they're called bifocals. Well, this guy right here. There's seamless bifocals. I have a guy. I have a guy. I have the guy.

You went to another guy that's not the guy. You go to Chris DeStefano's guy. That's not. Whoa. Everybody knows it. I heard it on Rogan and I'm in the sphere. Buddy, first of all, I'm not in the sphere, but I was on the show first with my guy. You're not even in the de Stephanosphere, let alone with the Rogan sphere.

You know what the problem is? I mean, your sphere. That's what my problem is. gotta get out of your fucking sphere. This is a tiny awful sphere of nowhere. Dan got out. I should have fucking got out. PlayStation's great.

And then the habit... Dude, this guy pulls out and he pulled... The guy pulled... One of the guys walks up to him and he's trying to take it in an oozy. He pulls out a fucking oozy from the front of his shirt. Not this guy. This is. No, look at this.

Dude, what the fuck? So he's purposely just walking around. Walking. He's walking through the hood with an Xbox. Going on the eye, my friend of present. He's got a gun. He's got a gun. He's put...

Don't worry about me. They ain't going to. Man, what, like... It's crazy. It blows my mind, though, like, the guy just robbed him. Like, you know, it's a prank or whatever. The guy just robbed him, which is very real. It's like that many people just exist.

You could just walk through a bad neighborhood and, like, people will just casually rob the fuck. What's crazy is the guy who's still holding the gun and there's a baby. a baby carriage and a mom right behind him. Yeah, but it's his baby and baby's mom. That makes sense. Yo, baby, I just got you a place six five.

This motherfucker crying. But I say it is pretty funny that black people in the hood, though, talk about they don't see a prank coming at all. Just like black people overreact to magic, so you think it's actual magic, is the same thing with these pranks, because there's one of them, the guy has a see-through, he's wearing a see-through backpack with like fake thousands worth of dollars of money in it. He's walking through the hoods. And how many times

he gets a beat up and attacked and Robby goes, why would it? What? Like this guy is either one that's fake money or two, there's a camera with him. A hundred percent. They just go, look it is crazy motherfucker walking through with a clear bag of money. They just believe it. Hook line and sinker.

Oh, man, that's a prank. I love you black guys from the 30s. Oh man, come on now with it. Play a player. What? Get that way in that. That's actually the 70s. You're going to come up to the 90s at least.

I can't. That's all N-word. I got to keep it from my back in sinners times. Got myself a PlayStation. Yeah, this guy is fucking, oh, he's just a prank. He's pointing a gun at him. He was just a prank, man. He goes, prank's over.

It's a prank. Oh, shit. Just leave. Oh, now he cocked it. What's wrong where you do? just leave he's gonna be upset he goes he's gonna get shot if the guy goes it's a cinder block inside of a box yeah did you find the bag one he gets shot because he opens up as a uh a gift card to lulu lemons things yeah like he would never want yeah uh barns and noble yeah take my back

package is a two gallons of diet peach snapple yeah hey dude diet piece snapple come on that against it's the Starbucks I don't like coffee did you find the one with the bag The clear bag? I vamped for so long. No, sorry I was playing that. You were just playing a game? No. Solitaire?

Funny. God damn it. We were vamping for a while. I've vamped so long. I'm certain that was getting pulled up. It's all right. Her fingers weren't moving. You know what?

It's fine. It's radio. It's live. She's just sitting in silence until she finds it. She's got it. Oh, she got it. By the way, he's got 47 minutes of interactions with people. Because everyone takes the bait.

Everyone's like, what's that? What's that? Clear bag of money. He goes, yeah, it's all my money. They're like, give me that motherfucker thing. But you want, I mean, these guys have guns. It's insane. It's crazy.

Look, they look at it like fucking, like, they're looking at women. Yeah, they look at it like he's got a nice ass. Yeah. Yeah, I see you got that money bag. I see you got that weird money bag. And then this one of the other, they go, it's a prank. Like, what is this not what pranks are? Pranks are a whoopee cushion.

Oh, Jesus. Don't nobody play like that? if you come here with a clear bag of money we have to kill you why would you play like that we have to we have to rob and beat the shit out of you if you have clear bag of money that's why I like what do you walk around here with your own money you're just walking around the hood with your own money okay I just like at the the Sony PlayStation it's just so much funner because it's like he's that's definitely a gift for somebody and they're like yeah I'm taking that now look at what you think

what do you think of my bag I think give it to me motherfucker uh is the stupidest one ever. It's insane. Yeah, this is nuts. It goes on for 45 full more minutes. They don't care that it's fake now. He's done. Now they want to kill them for making them think they were rich a second ago.

That's probably the angriest I get is knowing that it's not real. Yeah. That's what I don't get. Once they realize that it's fake, I would want to be as far from there as possible. Just go out to people. He goes, hey, you have any idea what I can do with all this money in this clear bag? And they're like, yeah, I'm a rob you. No foresight.

There's nothing more dumb than the, the, Oh, Christine, watch your next words. Wow. What's that? The sagging of the skinny jeans, that style. That's the worst style for men ever. She was going. She goes, there is nothing more stupid.

Like, oh, Christine, blah, blah, blah, blah. I thought she was getting back into stand-up. I forgot, Christine's stand-up was so racially charged. She's a black rapist. Stupid. Whoa. Weird's the thing. At the end of the day, he does have like four boys with him.

Do you know what I mean? So it's not... But it doesn't matter. Like, what he is willing to do that, I think is pretty impressive. Nothing else is get punched in the face. He's going to get hit. Even getting grabbed up like that, I'd be like nervous as fuck. I'm like, you don't know if they're going to stab you or...

They don't give a fuck. Is that Rick James? Who's he walking up to? Rick James. This is just pure violence. What you mean, dude? It's a prank. It's not a prank.

Don't you hear the fun prank music? What pranks? Don't you know porn pranks? And they always go gong. And just before you think it's racist, Mexican people will also rob you. Have you seen... Before you think this is racist at all, the only people who won't rob you for your clear bag of money are whites? He's not Mexican.

That's a black dude. Is it? Yes. Well, hey guys, just in case you guys thought I was racist and thinks of a matter that black guy's Mexican, it wasn't. Bobby, he might be, yeah, he might be Mexican. No, I know what you're thinking. He sure is acting black. But I'm telling you, Bobby.

No, no, I know what you're thinking. He's black. Bobby, I know. I know what you're thinking. I know you're now in the community because you saved a black person. Now you're honorary black. I am. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. They... I know the They, they, they take it to a tree or something like that, and then you just watch, you just watch homeless people get fucking yanked off a bike. It is really great. They just laugh at them. You never seen this for? You never saw that? Oh, it's pretty great. Bate bike, dude. You just hear him, it's just white dudes. Yeah, go to bad neighborhoods and tie a nice bike to a tree. But they have like a rope on the back wheel attached to the tree or something like that. Or they make it. The front wheel falls off and they just go flying off the bike. It's so funny, dude. Yeah, watch this.

Oh, I love this. Yeah. He's run. It's all they do, and they just chase them and laugh. They just leave a cool bike sitting out somewhere. Look at these two dwebs. By the way, is it fucked up, and I think it is. Don't say it.

Is it? Don't say it. It's fucked up, I think. Don't say it. Yeah, the rope is the thing, and they just face-plank completely. But I tell you, Bobby, I'm having a hard time with this one. Why? Bobby.

Don't say it. Black Lou? Why are you having a hard time with this video? I absolutely love these videos. He's having a great time with this video. Black Lou, what are you having a hard time with this video? Do you believe this video is very real? Do I think it's real?

Black Lou, let me clean my glasses while I ask you this. Black, Lou, I mean, this is... Oh, okay. Black, Lou, what are you seeing as the problem in this video? There has not been one black person yet to try to steal their bait. Yeah, this is... There could be no black people in this town. True.

No, no. Oh, Christine, do me a favor? Go back to the beginning. Oh, no, no. How many deep do we have to get? Yeah, and he's one of ten. Yeah, but he's Cosby Black. Go back to the very beginning.

Go back to the very beginning one. There is nothing but black people around, all these things. And several times they show you a white kid break away from all these black people to go. Yep. Time to do some crime. But the first black kid is... Bobby? The first black kid is Cosby Black, by the way.

Okay. Watch. Go back to the Black dude. Look at these guys. Look at these two goofy guys. Yeah, they just got back from playing. Black woman who could use a bike to help her with them groceries. A black woman who's feet hurting because every day she wakes up to fight.

And look at this. These two ladies need a bike. You see what I'm saying, Bobby? Bobby? I didn't want to say anything. I don't want to say anything because people think I'm right-wing Bobby and I'm not. Guys, case? Closed.

Finally, a black guy. Oh, dude. I know. Also, black people run faster, so their wipeouts are better. Let's see if the next one. The next one. Oh, Jesus. It's an Asian guy.

This is a setup. It's a setup. Oh, wait, it's a scooter. So it might not be. Now, this is bullshit. You know what? You wouldn't set that up. That wipeout was pretty hard.

This is fake, Christine. Christine, real nice. You found out as a fake one full of white criminals. Real nice, Christine. Bullshit. Even Black Lou can't believe it. It's funny. They had to change the bike to a computer.

to get white people to pick it up. You know, there's a loose hard drive on the ground. I'm going to pick it up. Is that an Xbox controller? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Is that a first edition Moby Dick on the ground? Yeah. Yeah, Don Johnson.

Oh, this was the video that Lou sent Jacob. Oh, okay. So this is like, how tall... He's six foot eight. Yeah. But the guy that goes up to him, how tall do you think, would you say he is? Six. Five, what's Bobby, five, eight?

Five eight. I'm five, eight and a quarter. And a quarter. I would say he's even shorter than that. Like one quarter laying on its side? Yeah. Five eight and a quarter of legal tender? I found a quarter this morning on the ground.

Would you pick up a quarter if you found it? I feel like you wouldn't. No. I feel like you'd leave it. Yeah. Yeah, I picked it up. And put it where? Put it in my pocket.

It was a lucky quarter. Is it the first quarter that's been in your pocket? in the last 20 years. I haven't had change in my pocket forever. Isn't that weird? We don't have. Remember change. I had change all the time. The change from my, the change from my last two decades is sitting in a water jug. Yeah.

In my house because one day when I eventually am going to get evicted from my Beverly Hills home. Before you do your go fund me? Before I go fund me. Yeah. I'm going to go hit the CoinStar. What's that? Coinsar doesn't exist anymore. Well, then I have no Christ's an idea what to do with this fucking, this barrel of change.

I have a big bucket of change too I mean we used to come home every night and just throw you change in a jar Then it got to a point We started getting a little uppity What? When we were emptying in the pockets at night Yeah

Not only get rid of your change But your dollars Your ones Ons And then Yeah If it was ones And a five

You get real uppity You give the five A couple fives in there A couple of years starters Of like a 20 or something We're just like Let's throw a 20 there to start the year. So I'm telling you, there's

thousands of dollars in there. And my address is... 1149, go wink away. And we are not home a lot. Yeah, well, Christine's home alone. Christine's home alone a lot. But I tell you this, she will die for that change.

I've told her to defend everything in that house with her life. If she's going to live there and I'm not, then she has to defend it with her life. And I'm not. Well, this is to set the... So I think this guy, Lou says 5'8, I'm saying 5-7, if he's lucky, is about

to dish out some short justice to this 6-foot-8, gorgeous man. As a short king, why do you always have to take other short people down like that? No, I'm saying he's about to dish short justice, let's see how it goes for him. You said, he said he's 5-8 and you're like, I would say 5-7.

Because I saw it. He's shorter than that. He took a shot. He took a shot. Because Lou's giving him a little height next to a 6-8 guy. Why don't you, why don't you It matters for the video. Why don't you defend these people a little bit? I'm defending.

I told Lou it was a disaster. No. He didn't. He failed us. He threw a little shot, Jay. He said 5'8. We could have worn it with that. He goes, no, I'm saying 5'7.

You took an inch away from the dad. You're taking little shots. Okay. Five eight. Yeah. Bobby said these people, I think he means our people, Jacob. No, your people. I'm not.

Yes, short blacks. Exactly. I'm not. That's right, Jacob. I'm talking about you and the other short blacks. I love Bobby's delusion. It's the best. Listen, I'm not in your group.

There's a separate group of me. You are in my group. But Bobby almost goes against the thing. What you see, listen, you're seeing now old, tired, family, weighted down by life, the burden of everything on the shoulders. I'm the happiest I've ever been. Bobby. Sexless. Wait, whoa.

Joyless. Costa Rica was a good time. Masturbation, problematic. It's not a problem you're supposed to do it 50 times a month or you'll get sick. Bobby is. but you're seeing that now. Now, this guy at 5-8 and one quarter

was, I'm telling you when I came in the comedy, it was still the stuff of, I still think he was still getting pussy, but you were probably being a little, the level of friends that I was with you was like a young comic coming into the city, you probably didn't share much with me

on the thing, so I didn't really see you slaying pussy if you were, still at that time, I think you were a little bit. What I did, but the legend of Bobby preceded him and most notoriously at the time I couldn't tell you what she looks like now I'm telling you the girl that took me and Kevin Hart's first head shots

was such a cute she was so cute and she was madly in love with Bobby and Bobby broke her off a few times and sent her on her goddamn way she was so cute yeah so cute she was cute didn't know how to bang that way perfect like not coming out of the 90s look she had short hair but it was like funky

and she was great yeah she was an elfie Yes, pixie, pixie-ish chick. So hot. She took all the pictures that are down at the cellar. You see all the time, those old ones. That picture with me with the scally cap on backwards is that I was actually rubbing a cootie while she was taking the photo. That's why I'm smiling. I'm going, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. This guy is not short.

I'm not short. He is short, but short people can be very successful. I'm not in the late with the ladies. I'm not in your category. That's all I'm saying. You are. She's great. Is that hurt now?

She has a picture she takes up people. No, that's not her. But when you see her, I'll know. She might have took me off. Oh, no, no. You're in the book and everything. Yeah. We're all in the book.

Oh. She was over it. Oh, that's, yeah. Yeah, she got over it real quick. That's what? ADHD kicked in. What did you say? What?

Hey, we're on live radio. We're talking right to your face. I know. He's going to see something, but I don't want to interrupt. I was going to say she. I forgot about the picture of you holding Kevin. It's like the two-page spread, you holding Kevin. Yeah.

And she took that. We should probably buy that book. Was she trying to find my photo? I thought she was trying to find a photo of her. I was trying to find a photo of her, but I don't know what she looks like, so it's kind of hard to tell her. I do. I can tell you what she looks like all over. Yeah.

Oh, I bet smooth. Yeah. Mm-hmm. She was very cute. Very nice. So cute. So cute. Very, very nice.

Yeah. It's so cute. Those are the good old days. But I'm happy. I'm happy now. But then, you know, this guy was getting whacked off down the front of his Oshkoshosh. The guy is the fine yet. So whatever, he didn't, he doesn't share the same short experience.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I, that's, you know. As he gets older now, bothers him so much that he's a short gentleman. You, you know. I think you're hitting it on the head. Yeah. I haven't lived the short king life that they've led because I was, I was leading this. Well, you're a comic.

No, before I was a comic. You're an actor. I'm saying you're a performer. Before it was all that. I was banging chicks at AA dances. You were banging at nine. Yeah. It was 11.

11.12. I'm a little shady. A little shady over time, but around 11.12. We told him this for it. I asked Kevin Hart one time years ago to talk to my brother who was going to be short. My brother's 5'3. He's going to be short. He's very short.

I go, can you talk to my brother and let him know, it's fine? And he said, no. He wouldn't do that. He said it was a crazy thing to ask, and he was right. And while that's true, but I think all that's true, but I think all. Also a lot of why he wasn't going to have that conversation. It's why I believe Black Lou has a picture with like a halo-like glow around it in his house of him and Kevin Hart. It's because Kevin Hart is five-foot-three and has never lived his life as such for one day.

Right. Not for one day. Yeah. That's their God. It's their God. Can I say in my defense? Kevin Hart's your God. Yes.

Kevin Hart is. I didn't start. Lou tortures me with this guy. I'm actually the best I've ever been. as far as accepting my glasses again accepting me Jacob

but he tortures me I'm gonna have to clean these glasses while I say something while I feel something great you know we got to take a break actually God damn it I'll be back with my glasses don't worry

I don't even know if yeah hold your thoughts Jacob Bobby Kelly where's he gonna be I'll tell you Sarasota Florida this weekend getting the fuck out of the cold

I know you're excited I'm so excited it just came out that's gonna be 16th and 17th Friday and Saturday shut up you pip squeak yeah you little fucking twirp Stop being twirp.

After that, he's going to be in Poughkeepsie, New York. Where did Christine go? She died? She's going back to her all the age. She went under the death start sucking off Lou. God damn it, dude. This chick's insatiable. She's had two 40s and some fucking chicken.

She gets one little nip a fireball at lunch. He's going to be in Poughkeepsie, New York, Comedy Works, South in Colorado, Batavia, Illinois, for tickets and all of his tour dates. Go to Punch Up That Live slash Robert Kelly. And, of course, every Tuesday. Why don't always want to say Sunday? Well, because, you know, maybe I'll start Sundays. I don't know why I always make people want to say Sunday.

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