The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - To Fight or Not To Fight

Episode Date: June 15, 2021

A fight breaks out at the Nuggets vs. Suns game between fans which leads Jay and Christine to remember almost getting into a brawl at the movies.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

This weekend you're in Indianapolis. I was at home watching the Denver Nuggets get absolutely destroyed on and off the court. Real tough. We didn't see that and man I'll tell you when you when a sweep's happening. What you could rely on it very least like, you know, last year the bubble sixers got swept. There was no fans there at all. Sixers keep get swept in a series. And somebody shows up at our stadium with a fucking broom with the other teams jersey and holding them free merch they give you at your seat for coming to the stadium and they start sweeping that on the fucking floor. At least I know Denver probably is like this too. At least your fans will beat the living shit out of that guy. Oh no no no. What happened to Denver is our fans with simple jack haircuts go to sucker punch

of phoenix sons fan who then just hockey fights the man in front of his friend and beat the living shiit out of them uh... if you haven't seen it uh... i tweeted it out but it's been everywhere on the internet there's not a function in that town there's not a function there damn yeah well i thought to this guy looks like a Mexican simple jack. Yeah nice

Caesar cut. We can tell that those two guys were not liked by everyone around them because they stuck around no one like hopped in but the Phoenix Suns fan who by the way let me tell you as someone that's lived in Colorado and in Arizona. These fucking white dudes that just don't wear sunscreen and walk around in basketball, fucking jerseys in Arizona. If the sun can't get to them, you ain't gonna get to them. These men are like lizards, they're like fucking heal monsters. Yeah, their skin's like burlap, did you can't penetrate your skin, you're punches.

They can't even get the vaccine because the needle doesn't poke through. It just bends. It bends like when a bullet hits Superman. You got a port into a buck knife wound Yeah, or just put it back she's a buck knife wound or no a tall boy in a shot a fireball and just tell Mexicans are coming over the border No fucking shoot it and rip it this guy kicks The fuck out of this nuggets fan who does go for a cheap shot so he completely deserves it. It's weird when you don't do it. You won't even stick up for your own

team. No dude. Don't do that. Don't do that weird thing where you know I'm right. I'm just saying. People in Philadelphia don't do shit like this so. Well, oh, Philadelphia doesn't throw sucker punches. What did you say? Philadelphia is the one who throw the sucker punch. When I talk about Philadelphia right now this is about Denver dude. You brought up, Philly. I watched that game rooting for you. Don't start on me. I I'm on the I'm on the sixers bandwagon No, I know I do know it's funny. We hung up last night. I came upstairs and they got down to six points I know made it again, and then you know, it's funny and then they just pull right away and the Chris Paul had a shot of it immediately

Dude, oh my god. It's very sick. She's a girl man. Yeah, he he's playing fuck you ball. No for sure dude. This is this is cut shit I actually do think wasn't Philly the one where that wasn't that famous one where the guy was In a Eli Manning Jersey and he was like talking a bunch of shit I don't know there's been a lot of fight videos out of Philly this one was this one though It was like clear as day that this guy is the shithead Cuz now you also just play it real quick cuz watch he's like okay, okay, okay, and then goes for it Climes up starts pushing him he's laughing his friend stops it gives the hand up because like all right checks his phone puts his phone away Oh swings then guy pulls him over get somebody's chain starts fucking rock

ear shots dude he has no idea where he's at yeah but then you see him get under it and then taking a swipe at the other guy yeah but then this bam just talking and it looks like he's bleeding pretty bad yeah he's leaking and then suns and four that's what hurt that's what hurt me the most I was like man that fucking right. He's right It's just if you watch the other games you're like oh god, it's probably as we don't have to malmourry Dude just by the way that by the way, they're like he's like still going sons and four and there's like other nuggets fans that are like hey man You weren't wrong

Now that guy's fucking completely right, unfortunately. Yeah, you don't want to see his other team be right. That's why I'm mad at this nuggets fan. It's like, did you fucking dickhead made me go against the nuggets? Cause you're with his fucking hair cut is how do you feel like you look cool with that? How do you feel you look cool? Like you're one of the three stages with this haircut. And we'll tweet it out the bonfire.

Why don't you also buy your fucking uh your number four maybe top star? Yeah Well, you got Murray. I was out of it is. Yeah, it's Jamal Murray, Jersey. I thought about top two's. I didn't know what Jamal Murray if we didn't if we uh If I mean he's bleeding and you know what's great is I I thought he grabbed him by the shirt I didn't realize the reason the guy was holding on was because that the Arizona guy pulled a brilliant move and grabbed his chain So that's what he was holding him down by he had his chain and the guy didn't want to let go of it So that's why he's just like fucking bam Modrigate this to me

So you can't take that I'm a simple boy They in the cop shop to give the fucking Suns fan the coolest dude in history award because it's got came into the other teams arena and whoop the dudes ass, man I'll tell you what wouldn't be Philly dude wouldn't be Philly See he's got his chain that guy that guy would already be getting that guy would already be getting stabbed in the back of the head by So yes, I'll yeah Denver is Denver is a city where they're like well what's what what happened? I want to know what happened Star hissing him you heard in him you Hurt in him

He's like okay, no, I got much ahead we guys we could go guys we could imagine having a video My hair is my hair is whipped seven point eight million views this video damn dude I just whooped 7.8 million views this video damn dude Sun's guy is up my but by the only person I want interview is the guy that got beat up because he's got to say oh my started it I started it. I got fucking house humiliating. We had the lead He was like he's like I'll throw the first punch and then we're gonna fucking like get big on it You know, I mean because he's like everyone's gonna throw the first punch, and then we're gonna fucking like get big on it, you know what I mean? Because he's like, everyone's gonna jump in. Let's go Denver!

Yeah, go nuggets! Bang, bang, bang, no one helps. Find a guy who looks like he drives a truck for a living, and he's just like, what? Fuck you too, bro. I don't see my kids. He does, he looks like a guy, he looks like he's getting beat up by the guy who buys beer for teenagers. What do you guys want? A cooer's line?

Alright, I see. This is a no his name and a strip club and shit. No, that's Doug. He gets dances with basketball shorts on, but we let him. He just don't take shit. Damn, dude, he doesn't take any shit. And he thought he had high ground. Dude, to lose when you have low, I don't know, man.

He's got truck driver energy. I would I would push back on that. He's got a little truck driver energy. Okay. Like he's just fucking. He he's bending down some lot lizards But dude when he fucking Rex this kid I mean he's awesome like he looks so good. This is the greatest things ever happened in his life

Yeah, he looks this is the coolest till ever look talking shit while holding on it by kicking another guy's ass right here grabs the chain But to have the guy who's gonna ask kicks for anyone I I wasn't seeing it yet, but he has the high ground. Yeah, he has the I mean, he comes to him from a thing above him and then just gets dominated by a guy he's like above it. So lame. He also does a slight sucker move where he tried. He pretends he's walking away and then quickly turns to punch the guy who Rex and yeah, yeah, yeah, there's just a guy right now with his nose and one of those broken nose

things and a pet boys and he's like, oh, don't you guys did the full video? He like he's stronger because he was being like madness from spe of all of us. So I was actually the hero of the video Oh, like kids stupid fucking Caesar haircut. Oh my god, dude. He's got a fucking he's got a he's got a Dan and ninth grade Yeah, no way dude even I didn't have that bad of a Caesar cut You had a pretty tight Caesar dude. It was high. It was higher though. I didn't let it drape down on the forehead Like I read like I had fucking come the front up a little bit I don't know that one of you on the log then I think it was coming down buddy. I tell you it's short It was shorter than that. Oh, it was short. Oh, yes, it is it was shorter than this guy's bangs for sure

But you know, I didn't have fucking bangs going across looking I mean that guy looks He's a salt and sun Yeah, well, he's a salt and sun either way. He doesn't know how to fight. He lost a lot of white shorts I want to buy the Denver nuggets with my father's oil money You know is that guys were on white shorts, dude? Limit your ass with someone wearing white shorts man picked around the way my white shorts The Phoenix Suns fan is fucked in a van several times. Yeah, dude. Oh, yes, without a doubt.

Well, we'll put it back to about fire. SXM on Twitter. Enjoy. It's a very satisfying video. Yeah, it's a real. He gets the friend to, he gets the friend to and they both completely back down. And they're like, they're like such like chain wear, there's like guys exactly to expect like, two shit talkers, they probably,

yeah, they wrote off together, like one holding them, and it's waste on like a fucking crotch rocket motorcycle. Yeah, they both look like they overuse the word bra. BRUH. Sure. I'm telling you, bra, that guy, bra,

he bra, he would have gotten bra in a Brought a bra you got bra bro bro yo if that was back here bra if he was here If you didn't have if you didn't have low ground bra and it wasn't two against one bra I don't walk to that bra Yeah, the guys face he was like okay, okay, who and then just fucking knocked out Yeah, he was like right doing none out I'm just over here doing nothing Damn this guy should make this this guy should put this on his tender profile just this video if I was a son's fan Here's what I'm happy about

It's a fight at least between and it's Dude this was dude talking shit. I saw a thing in Indianapolis this weekend, Dan Yeah, you're saying you you're saying the people in India You know how to act anymore that downtown Indianapolis is a powder keg dude. It's a powder keg, bro Yeah, bro. It really is it's It's it's gets a little get oE Right and then we walked along Gary Veter and I did a lot of walking around there because I told you that every restaurant was like a two hour away So we had to do some

Huffin yeah, yeah a lot of black dudes with the shirts off like at night time out in the street It was getting right. Yeah, it look a black loose even like that don't hang around on there, dude Shirts are off on the weekend. It's getting weird. Yeah, it was off weekend. What is this P Pablo video? Yeah, it was yeah Sorta, but it was it was Pablo video yeah it was yeah sort of but it was uh it was uh ghetto and then it was also this mix of like intolerable dude bro and twinkle around the middle of that with some hipster and all those hotels are there so then also weddings. Oh but uh so drunk wedding people also out in the thing and man. I saw There was this black dude who was just hammered saying some crazy shit following these Like wedding party people yeah behind them and his his boys were trying to like kind of calm him down because he was definitely the most fucked up

And stuff but he was being fucking like pretty rank, and the guys were just trying to like do the what I said, this is a real thing dude. You Have to have black glue Support this please also because you probably have us with your way you're walking through the wrong place These guys are gonna talk that shit. I'm not a bitch because I'm not gonna get fucking my ass kicked by three guys or two guys Like they're trying to start that shit for the reason like we gotta eat this one babe love you but we gotta eat this one yeah and uh and those guys were unspoken for sure hoping that they were she was willing to just eat this one and man she just didn't at one point she went fucking

off and it just looks so like I don't of how you do she's completely in the right by the way Yeah, but it just it can't not look fucking Carony it's been put into our minds now that that's Karen behavior, but like she was definitely right and the guys were just like Hey, all right. Come on now They're trying to comment down when really it's like well, it's broken open now, dude. You got to like now you You can't make her the own you can't make her the only person now who says something about it. That's way worse. Do you remember what they were saying,

what she said back? Now, it was a little far away from me to know that. It was like another store front away from the back of the club. So like I didn't hear the exact words, and there was so much commotion also when it was happening, but I was watching it clear as day, very, very close. And it was, it was like, when she turned around around like the all the there's like three white dudes to and from the wedding party and it just like

And I think they all just fucking ate it They let her do like the talking completely. I was like and that's what that fight just reminded me the same thing there Dude's like there's no way to go home like I know Christine is a good example. She doesn't like violence. She doesn't want to see me in a fight. She'll even tell you that it's not fucking exciting for her if I was in some physical thing that I was dragged into and I won. She said it doesn't do anything for her. However, if Christine saw me get my

ass kicked or punched and cry turn away and run. She'd look at me differently when it came time to deal with my penis, man. You know, it'd be even worse is just, if you complained to her in the apartment, and then she just gives like a weird small laugh out of nowhere where she's going. Hmm.

And then if you're thinking about it, aren't you? Right now you're thinking about it. I think you're thinking about it Christine I just asked that you shut the door when you leave the room But I'm saying the same thing, but I would also say to her like I don't want to be in that thing either So but I think Christine knows like hey, we're walking by this group of dudes that are gonna be fucking with us here like They're trying to lure me in to get Fuck me up rob me whatever it is You know, I mean like just jump me or whatever I go So let's just not feed into that at all. I don't think you would

But my point is if you broke and started going in on it and I was just letting you do it completely on your own That first time you do dude the first time where she goes E-N-F E-N-F you mother-N-F, you motherfuckers. And you're all shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. I'm not a hero and I'm not a good fighter, but when she did around Christine starts doing the E-N-F, she started doing that E-N-F shit, that's fucking enough for cursing that back. And immediately I go, I'm gonna fight.

Like I'm in a fight now. I'm like, well, I'm not just gonna let her sit there and fucking, now I'm gonna come up even bigger and just make it all about like, yo, you fucking talking like that in front of my chick mother fuck, I'll get all that there and fucking. Now I'm gonna come up even bigger and just make it all about like, yo, you fucking talking like that in front of my chick mother fuck, I'll get all that good street talk. Showing me, I would have gotten sucker punched

to knock out when I was explaining to Katie that I didn't have my shoes properly tied. These things are slip-ons right now. I'm blisterin' something bad right now. I just think, listen, I could probably offer these guys a couple of bucks, kink, kink, kink. That's when they rape you to show you what a homo you are. Damn, damn, oh, Christine's back hot.

We were gonna go see the Tanya movie. I Tanya. I Tanya, I got, that was a moment where it's like I got into a little thing with a girl while you and Dave were there and I felt so bad Like I felt so bad that I didn't just let it go because the whole thing ended up being like embarrassing No, no, no I want it when that dude did what he did he did one of again the fucking Lamous things ever that dude in the theater. He let his chick Yeah, bully him into having to be this guy did not want to problem at all and then

Because again, whatever you take away from it like it was definitely was me and Dave Smith were both there So he was definitely a two on one like situation if it was a physical thing You know, I mean which no one was looking for initially, but his chick was being a lot, dude, and she was going for and she And then the guy eventually had to be like, all right, well, what's up, mother, you know, whatever it was he did, he's like, he got big and it was like, oh, great. And I was like, perfect. This is what I was hoping for.

I was hoping it for to go to here because I can't, but I think I told his chick to shut the fuck up and stuff and then he had to like, kind of get big when it was like, she was just going, she was going too much, but it was like, uh, and we ended up leaving up leaving we left the theater too I don't know if they left too you didn't see the movie huh we didn't get kicked out I said I told them I go if you're not cuz they go we're not kicking anybody out I go if you're not kicking them out like I'm gonna leave those like I'm cuz I go I I won't watch this movie what's gonna be happening at home movie is I'm gonna be thinking about what I can

sharpen it my chair to put this guy's fucking's gonna be happening at home movie is I'm gonna be thinking about what I can sharpen at my chair to put in this guy's fucking ear hole when we get out of here. I'm like, and I won't all consume myself over it. So I go, there's no point in staying here. It's just playing it in your mind over and over again. You go, he stands up, that's how grab his left wrist, kick him twice in the head. Totally.

And that's the thing. Absolutely. Flip over this, go for his friend, grab his leg, nut shot, push up, yeah on the ground. Then I go over, I grab Christine by nut shot push up yeah on the ground then I go over I grab Christine by your waist I pull her in I know movies over baby baby you just think about that in your head the whole movie well here if you don't remember I'll give you a quick refresh on what happened in the story there I was on fire context maybe yeah I was pretty loud in that theater when it was ending and I was like well we're leaving that and the

managers were very apologetic They're like I'm very sorry, but like we just we weren't in here so we can't kick anybody out a few both say no nothing was thrown Did I me if no like punches were thrown or anything so like we're not kicking anybody out and I'm like I'm like all right, man, well then we're gonna leave and they're like I'm very sorry They gave us free tickets and they'll yeah and then I'm sitting there out into lobby talking about where it's being a whole thing Dave's talking to them and like you know like I just don't understand it's pretty fucked up though it's like why would we just come in and say people like you saw they were in our seats that's what it started on we were like oh these are our seats we

just assign seating ones yeah and they were just like shitty about that I'm like oh is it really fucking matter it's like yeah we picked them yeah I'm like if we didn't pick them like we were the assholes yeah I'm like I them. Yeah, I'm like, if we didn't pick them, they were like, we were the assholes. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, if we didn't pick them, and it was also four of us. So it was like, I could have been, but if you were my friend and you're on the other side, and someone was like, yeah, we sat in these chairs, and these guys were like, we picked them. I could see myself being like, fucking dorks. What are they care? It's a free, it's a free country. And then, but when I'm

on your side, I'm like, yeah, you win online. You pick the ones you wanted. Now, dear, don't say that. I don't want to believe it about you that you would think that the other side makes any sense at all whatsoever. I could see myself being like, ah, who cares? Come on, man, we're all in the same theater, whatever. Versus sitting in a chair. And then somebody else comes in and says that those are their chairs and we have Again all because these guys are being assholes, but the girl called me. They're definitely in the wrong They're 100% the wrong. I'm just saying I could see myself because of being a friend. I don't even care I don't even care. They were in the wrong sitting there

Yeah, when I go here's it when I see that then we've talked about this and also a new episode of Ari's podcast I do we talk about anxiety I think I discussed this too when I see their people there in my chairs already and then I see that it's like a couple like a young black couple that's going to love having this fucking fat white guy come over and tell them to move out of there or you know and ask them even politely it's just going to become a thing. I already see it. I'm just like and by the way it's not going to be every time that happens that way but that's my concern about that situation and it's exactly what happened I was like, hey guys really sorry because these are and there's four of us like we're sitting together

Hi, and they're like it's it's the in the theater. You're not just blah blah blah says dance odors female dance odor What's the big deal? We're all in the we're all in the theater. Why don't you go sit in the very front row since you paid for this? It'd be fun here for I was with them and I'm like, what are you doing? Oh, hey Jay we go somewhere else sure those people come in their seats We got to just go to your feet. They if they if they're in that theater they have seats Yeah, which some theaters do exclusive just go to those ones Let her sing this bitch cuz she went this bitch isn't gonna leave it alone and I went oh wow like I started getting Cady no she gave you a white bit no she gave you a good old white bitch thing. This white bitch fucking thing.

Nothing, nothing to do with anything. This white bitch is gonna be like, and that's when it was like, and then I was like, you know, I was like, your chick needs to watch her fucking mouth. There's something like that. And I was like, and then he was like,

oh, yeah, and she was like, and then she would just kind of had like the, like he was talking to her. He was like, he was like, he's like, yo, chill, chill, like kind of telling her to chill out. And then like, when she just kept going, like I was just,

I stopped letting Christine like jaw back and forth and I was just shitting on her to get him like a ride. And she got hot tag, hi. Yeah, she had the man and I'm here to talk to you. But someone three rows back from that was just sitting there watching they go like, oh shit. Oh yeah, he's getting their popcorn in there like,

oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, but by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck And it fucking up My rings right here right in the aisle Fuck dude, my love you whiskey. I wish you believed in it more in us as we believe in you Got the of those funny no, but you know it didn't it didn't get to their think up But again out then the lobby kind of more, just really saying this to how ridiculous this is, what's the way it's happening. And it's fine, but they're being apologetic and the best thing is I was like, they go also they go, we're very sorry, like we'll reimburse you,

like your concessions to, you know, it's like you could take whatever you have, but like we'll reimburse your concessions. And I was like, you know what, I swear to you, I don't even give a fuck about the microphone. I'm gonna do it, I'll take it though. I'm not giving you guys any of my money tonight. And I was sitting, you know what? I swear to you. I don't even give a fuck about the mindful. I'm gonna do it I'll take it though. I'm not giving you guys any my money tonight And I okay, and I was sitting there and a person

Dude, it's so funny. They're going what did you have and I was like? Popcorn We got raisinettes For sodas we got I mean we got a whole but you know I'm like snow caps and they go okay And they go here's your money goes. I'm really big fan of your comedy, by the way. Oh my God. What a deal, though. I feel like he immediately, he's like, it was really cool watching this comic that I know and admire act like a god. I'm angry child. And the slimy came out and I can only describe his attitude as, Huffy. That was Huffy

by that point. I knew there was no physical fight happening I was wanting that then my white bitch came out and I'm like well, I want restitution for my time You have ruined my Your ruin my evening and now I want you to pay for it Here's the best part about that black couple dude. We they sat in there, probably enjoyed themselves nice movie. Probably moved back to our seats. Probably moved back to our seats, and we're like, hey, they ain't coming anymore. I'd go as far as to say,

I didn't even think of you twice. Not even twice, but I spent two more days going, like shoot his way from the, shoot him in a cup. Yeah, some, come on. I'm like, hey man, look, your chick's talking a lot of shit,

but I'm thinking, hey, hey. But I'll tell you, while I was in Indianapolis, there was a weather phenomenon out there that someone called me down, finally told me it happens out there, but do you have it up Christine? Any chance? The video I sent you? No. This is a good, it's okay. It was a This is a good, it's okay. It was lightning, Dan. Okay, it started to rain a little bit.

Okay. And then there was some lightning. There'd be lightning, but it never really heard any thunder. No thunder. No thunder. No thunder. Okay, just lightning though. Just lightning.

And it was coming every, like, you know, a couple minutes, the way lightning will do sometimes. And then at one point, like a stro a strobe light then you'll see I record I record two straight minutes of non-stop lightning and I'm telling you it's two minutes of 30 some straight minutes of like a strobe light was going off in this guy firework explosion it was the scariest thing and you were out I've seen such a lot of. And for the first time ever, I was like, there was another comic with me. Joe Kelly was with me.

And he was a hilarious guy, by the way. Joe worked with me several times. He was outside me too. And I was like, I was being cooler than I felt because he was there. But I was definitely in my head. I was like, yo, this is like, I, it was in the nostalgic feeling

and not in a good way. Took me back to that thing. I was like, you know, this is like I was like I really started having like I'm like, is this a thing like something's happening here I've never seen anything like this. Is the sky mad at me? Ride the lightning. Yeah, is the sky is the sky good is dude lightning strikes can be terrifying It's not even strikes dude. The sky was strobe lighting For a half-hour

straight-eye watch. Jacob, you see I just go inside and feel okay about it, though. I don't know. You wouldn't be confused. What was going on? What's that? A lot of lightning storms down here, but I love them. I always was a kid. I just, I love watching lightning storms. I'm not saying lightning storm storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm.

I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I'm not saying a lightning storm. I mean, it never stopped Jacob. You've seen it.

That's not a cool though. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. I mean, it never stopped. Crazy well who says it is not supposed to that's if it happens it's fucking cool dude

It's cool. I want to see this because some the the weather that scares me is when I said when the clouds are like blue or like tornado clouds and you're like this could get fucking that's There used to be tornado sirens in Denver and they'd go off and they're fucking by the way I want to pay attention to my crash joke in this I make it one point okay because the girl walks by like right while I'm filming I don't think you see her but she uh she had awesome big huge wet boobs okay and then I you know what I say to the guy toxpeel like you should you'll catch the line after I want you to hear it fresh but I go I'm referring to her titties because we're watching a whether we're watching a weather phenomenon keep that in mind

well go back as I we missed what you know you almost now we just talked over right there I said you almost saw three phenomenon it's it was it was it's too shitty of a joke to go back to it for a third fucking time oh it's all right buddy thank you little ride that lightning I ruined it the last time I Oh, it's alright, buddy. Thank you. Sorry. Right that lightning. I ruined it the last time. I'll put it out. It doesn't fucking matter. It's terrifying. Look at that lighting, though. It's fucking nuts. You're wrong. It's test the kind of, that's the kind of shit that they call sports games, because

people are going to get struck. That's what you hear. Like people get fucking rocked on a golf course because they try to play through a storm. Who's there's a comic that got struck by lightning? There's someone that was telling that story They got fucking hit by lightning Like actually hit by it. Yeah, that has to be how do you survive it? I don't know I don't know getting hit by lightning and surviving and if you don't have powers you have to be so pissed

I was that it brings to another good subject but we take our last break. There also is a little crack death there were two. Because actually before we take our last break here we should, I'm going to tell you Jacob also because I'm going to get over to the Indianapolis stuff while I have it all fresh in my head. There was a fan there and her couple that were fans of ours and the guy the group goes, hey my girlfriend wants to fan girl out with you about supernatural. So I started talking to her about the show Supernatural.

And she goes, first question, Jacob. She goes, you a Sam or Dean person. And I was like, that's this ridiculous question, Dean all day. Dean, Dean Winchester. I was like, you know, care about Sam, but Dean's the dude. And then she went on to show me, she has 13, I think she said,

supernatural related tattoos. Like their weapons, they're all this fucking cool shit. And then take you one step further. She's with her boyfriend, but when she divorced her ex-husband, she said, legally changed her last name to Winchester. So she is currently, she is currently last name Winchester, although those tattoos, I'm like, wow, that's into supernatural.

That is into super natural natural natural. That's in the supernatural level that like Jensen Eccles might get a little nervous to be around her. Whatever that ex-husband did to her, whatever that ex-husband did to her, whatever the next husband did to her, this new guy is going to have his work cut out form untangling those fucking cords because she changed her name to a fictitious, oh my god. Why did you? I didn't realize that Wayne was not your given name. She's like, no, I'm just super into Batman.

Oh, okay. Oh, because you wanted to illegally call your house Wayne Industries. Wayne Manor. Wayne Manor. You start referring to your third floor walk up as Wayne Manor. I think it's kind of disrespectful. It's my manor in my last name's Wayne.

But I changed my name to Winchester. Well, I don't hate the action she did. I'm just like, that when you're, the girl you're dating has done something like that. You're like, she makes a lot of decisions like this You know, it's like you just gotta know what you're dealing with she might come up with a new car or a new topic We don't know we don't know so I'm like a new car or covered in blood with no explanation as the why or Also legally changing my name to Lex Luthor, so she was a she was super sweet. She super sweet and she had her tats were really cool.

Are you a Jacob? Are you going to get that? Jacob, I mean for real. She gets the pentagram that she have the pentagram. I don't know, but she's very excited about the, as a supernatural fan and a bonfire fan, very, very excited about the prospect of me. You get Jacob. Cut to me. It's a step for me too. I don't want to get tattoos on my torso So because I don't want to show my torso to people anyway. I'm not looking for an excuse to have something like that It literally will be mostly for just me and you dude Something between us. It means a lot to me now look I know you don't see a bright future with this show

And that's fine, but I still would have that long time bond with you. Yeah you would. That'd be a good bond dude. You're only tattooed and you'll be like uh and you'll be like oh this is you'll tell people in Colorado you'll be like this is from my old radio show and then we like the fox hole and you'll be like now the other one. He's like oh yeah I'll do like what's Jamie Foxx like? He's like, I don't want to tell that story again. I worked with these guys Dan and Jay. And they're like, we don't care about that. What a bunch of Dill Dells. Got this stupid tattoo with one of them. The fat one, yeah. Skinny ones were sad working at some Best Buy in Albuquerque now damn dude I really hurt so much that I'm so fat that Dan is the skinny one I said the sad one I think it's skinny did you really say sad I don't remember now you said

skinny you said the skinny what I don't give you that's funny because by the way no it was funny here is if you said sad and I'm like damn tonight. I want to hear skinny. I'm like, oh, I guess you're the skinny one. No, no. Dan is you are a thin man. You're a tall thin man tall thin Duke. I'm not dude. I'm not I'm not tall.

Penny more. I'm starting to get skinny fat. It's great. But it doesn't matter. But you think it's like a thing, but skinny I would never describe you as, but it is funny. You know, it came up a few times this weekend in conversation I said something about little J my friend little J and everything I say I go and then there's a little together Oh, there's a little J and I go yeah, he's six foot one hundred and hundred and eighty five pounds completely average built guy

He's not little at all. He's actually bigger than average. He's just a regular larger than average guy actually a height And you're like, yeah, but he's just the little J of our group So in our group Dan's the skinny one. That's awesome. Feels good. You'd have to gain a lot of weight to not be the skinny one. That's what's got to feel awesome. You got some wiggle room, dude. You got about fucking 30 more pounds of wiggle room before they say those two chubby guys. You don't want to get too close. You get within fucking 50 pounds of me, dude. Then we're two chubby guys. And then I'm gonna, and then you're gonna feel threatened like your territory is being taken, so you're gonna start eating and I'm gonna try to catch up with you and then we're gonna look

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