The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Together Again

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocroson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocroson, Dan Soder. I'm Big J. Ocroson. We're back in studio with my lover, my lover and my boyfriend, Dan Soder. Impress of we got all these tiny mini waters This can't be for us this has to be for radio Andy. You have frustrated face on your alright

Yeah, just this was a cluster fuck before the show So just trying to iron it out because I'm happy we're all together. I was such a cluster fuck. I went to go sign on zoom That's how much of a cluster fuck is that fucking now. It's the ID number That's what I was like black Lou. What's the ID number? He's like, we don't need it because! Everybody, our crew is back in studio. Woo! Of course we have DJ Lou, Christine Evans, our Black King, the Black Tiger, Lewis.

John, son. And back in studio, for I think a day or two, for a half hour. He can't wait to run back to Florida, which I did not even know was happening and I'm I rate about it is back in studio Everyone's favorite America's producer Jacob a tot I'm good to see you. Yeah, buddy. Mr. Hell out of everyone. Yeah, Jacob Jacob came over

Yesterday add them to the list of people who think Christine is a retard for not enjoying our place. I didn't use that. I didn't say that. He said, and then he called her the F word also. I heard even this. It was odd. I even heard he did the hand of the chest thing.

Yeah, he did a dirt, dirt. You know a dirt. Which is not okay in the temperature today, Jacob. You've been out of New York for a while. You can't do a dirt, dirt, and seed. Sorry, we grew during the pandemic. You stayed the same. You stayed the out of New York for a while. You can't do a dirt, dirt, and seat. We grew during the pandemic. You stayed the same. You stayed the same.

You were down in Florida where they don't care about rules. How was it coming back? How was it walking in your apartment? Did it feel weird? It's weird. I told you off mic like I was having anxiety about coming up. Like I thought I was gonna see rats running around

in my apartment as soon as I open the door. Just like a whole fleet of rats and mice. Yeah, it was fine. You threw on those linens you got? Yeah, I slept in them last night. Are they great? So nice. Was it weird waking up?

And the naked. I didn't get to go back to not wearing clothes. Yeah. Why? We were mom or dad just bustin'. Jacob, I had an idea for a time machine. Not now! Pop my wieners out.

I got loose noodle. Uh, what are you, um, when you, are you, did you sleep, like, late in the last night? I did, yes. Good for you, dude. Is it, now this happens to Jay and myself and a lot of comedians, sometimes when you're traveling a lot, you'll wake up in a place that is familiar, but it'll scare you because you haven't been there in a while.

Did you wake up startled? Yeah, in the morning I did. Make it. Yeah, you're naked and afraid. Yeah, in New Linnon nonetheless. Oh, I'm swimming in it. Oh, God. Did you wake up like what the fuck? I honestly didn't have to have to reorient myself in the morning. They scream for your parents for your eggs. My mom eggs my eggs my foot my boy old eggs Did you

Did you hear your neighbors fucking did they welcome you back? No, they moved which breaks my heart because I told you Nobody fuck better than them. Yeah, it was so sensual how they they have. They probably love next. Yeah, passionate fucking through a wall. I've never heard I've only heard heard aggressive hotel fuck dude. I heard fucking this couple was fighting in next to that's exciting. And I was that's as good as anything. It was it uplifted my spirits because I was so I was so sick

I called it food poisoning on Thursday, but now I'm starting to think it was a stomach bug Yeah, because I felt better on Friday and then pushed it too hard like at the shows I was drinking non-alcoholic Budwizers and being like for fucking Baby Coke I'm trying coke. Let's try non-drug coke I thought drinking on alcoholic Budwizers. What's this deer meat on the ground though? Oh yeah. Fuck a munch. Dude, look at the sandwich I got left behind.

So I- David Lynch is a queen. I was sweating really bad on stage and I was like, ah, this room's probably hot. And then I went to sleep and woke up on Saturday. Fuckin' hurting again. I didn't throw up or shit, but I was hurting again. And through the walls, just this couple, I heard him check in,

I heard him come into the room at around one, and then fight until I left for the shows. And it would go and waves, it would go him yelling at her, her yelling back, her clearly crying. Who's side where you on? Um, I was on his side until he brought it back again and then I was like, let it go! Like around four, I was like this guy.

Well it was the initials dust up. I don't know, it was like this. It was like, I don't have room. I don't have room. And then you heard like, fuck you. Then you heard like, I couldn't hear words. I couldn't hear what they were saying. I just heard tone. I just heard like Oh, it's Charlie around teacher. Yeah, yeah, and then it would go up and hear like

I was waiting for it. I was waiting for some rumble in the jungle. Why are you gonna come in? Are you gonna commando through the wall? No, it's gonna bet on it Oh, it's gonna call downstairs and be like hey put me in touch with housekeeping. I want to get a line on it Did you see where they had dubbed tea couple? Yeah. We want trashy. So was it us where it might have been a fair fight? The guy was scrawny, but defined and the girl was morbidly obese. Eastern Washington. I say I got to give those almost a fair fight sometimes. Yeah. If I didn't get to see him. I've seen some women. If you outweigh your guy by 200 pounds,

you should, they should be allowed to fight here. Oh, less than that. You got a bill on your boy, watch out. A hundred? Hundred pounds on your, over your fucking boyfriend? I'm saying, even a buck 25 guy, I'm telling you can drop a two 25 woman. Well, then I think we should find that out.

Christine's 280. We actually have plug in the A gap for the Niners. Christine's 280. Don't get twisted what weight is. I need you fucking moving down the line laterally and just disrupting the run. Yeah, don't say that. You want me to knock out Christine? Dude, a hundred bills though.

On your boyfriend, hundred pounds is a lot. Jacob, couldn't you beat up a girl 100 pounds heavier than you? I mean, I'd like to think so. Yeah, but I don't know. But if you came at Jacob, that lack of confidence, we're on radio.

We should just say, yes. It didn't sell me. It didn't sell. I think I could, honestly. I'm pretty, you haven't seen me fight. That's true. You're right. You're right. You might have a fucking right hand from God. When I go off, I'm pretty you haven't seen me fight You're right you might have a fucking right hand from God when I go off. Yeah, it's not funny. It's cruel zero to 100

Yeah, cuz I burn zero to 60 that means you burn zero to oh this week You're sandflats angry by the way Dan your joke. I don't want to see me when I'm angry Dan I love when your joke comes to life this weekend UFC had a lot of interpreter, a lot of like, and you know, Brazilian, like Charles Oliver, and he's gonna, and then they really are, just like everyone will fall in my wake. He goes, anyone who challenges me, prepare your home. He says, he will drink the blood of all the challenge him. He is a god.

Yes. But your children will fall when they're how hard I punch you. The amount of 90 pound men that I watched box living with Mike Vecchio, that joke who just wrote it to self-reliate. Jesus Christ. Somebody, somebody, somebody.

Like Chocolatito, who at one time was pound for pound the best boxer in the world was just this little dude in And they're like I will dominate this division as long as I choose to all of you will bow down to me We shall have should we not forget also the sitting in studio Oh the dude come on the laugh from I missed her laugh running lines with these guys for the live shows Just her in the room. I it brightened my day. I think she moved to the woods and then just re-emerged I love it. I love out of the woods. I love out of the woods Becky everybody Be rod Becky rod re-ease

Miss Rode regays coming from the deep woods Misura regays coming from the deep woods Goron or luck house being around for the virus by hiding in the trees. I Think Becky did is she's wearing flannel right now. You see I think Becky did a real like They bought land and then just went and lived on the land hell yeah You're in the you're in the action movie where the chopper touches down and they try to get you back into the And you're like you're off the grid for a reason, guys. Yeah, your commando, first 10 minutes. But instead of your daughter...

We need you. Yeah, instead of your big time. Instead of your daughter and you having a weird sexual relationship, you have a normal sexual relationship with your husband. That's how it works. Yeah, that's why I lost some Milano so bitchy now is because I don't know, Swarzenegger molestitor. I mean, yeah, good luck fucking prying those triceps off your little tiny pussy

Better to just let it happen and then tell the authorities dude for her that about to get like molested by a great white I can't this is pure play dead you could try to hit bottom in the nose But after that play dead you're getting molested by 86 Arnold when was that movie 84 86? Oh my probably Dude, yeah, but that's just those that's what he had that's when he had the uh-uh a half inch vein that ran along the top of his bicep dude if you wanted to pull if you wanted to play with you you were done dude you tear your fucking you tear your underwear off like a cupcake wrapper if 86 warts and they're going to have you yeah yeah that's why when the me two stuff was coming out I was like well Arnold's why when the me two stuff was coming out, I was like, well, Arnold's do, right?

Cause this whole thing was just making his body awesome. Dude, no one cared because he fucked down. Yeah, everyone's like, oh, I was pretty cool from the fuck that I was waiting. Yeah, I do the tossing. I was like, I made? That's pretty awesome in the bang. Dude, the lady, her other like,

maids hearing that story, the whole time had to be like, she is local she says they are no shorts and egg or fog to her yeah right yeah you see you're like a kind of soup that's dumped out totally yeah Bruce Wheelies actually has sex with me yesterday sorry I got to have my ass eaten by Sylvester Stallone sorry guys I need to suck off Sean Clark then down He sees he told me is the only thing that got him through Rocky for yeah, dude aren't just the her being like you Mades yes, sure you did

Steve is a goal is two of my babies fathers the greatest secret is they don't know if you go all the way down I was slim look that's why tiger got away with it for so long Because he was just boo-foo and apple bees waitresses And they were just bragging on their lunch shift and meanwhile like all the Hawaiian tropic girls were like tiger or fuck me and he's like sorry You're too nice. Is that why celebrities fuck celebrities? Is because like they both have so much to lose to tell the thing because man,

the only superpower I'd want in that, here's the thing, I'm trying to picture like Pete Davidson on a date with Kim Kardashian. I'm sure he's fine. He's in the groove now. I'm sure he's completely in the groove. But if you were like, Kim Kardashian, like speak with you,

and you're in a city of the table and have a meal with her, I'd be like, I'm dumb, but, what would I talk about? Jeff Garland asked me, and he said, next time I come to LA, let's have a meal, and I was like, I'm already like dreading that, not, it would be amazing,

but I'll just be like, hey, Jeff Garland. Hey. Hi. You've done a lot of stuff. Yeah. He likes to tell me about yourself, because I like your shows.

Yeah, I understand that. I mean, that's a normal thing, but if a really hot girl, if someone was like, Meal Acunist once they have lunch with you, Pete would probably be like, oh, come on, smoke a blunt, and then I'm gonna stop by and just be like,

what's up, Mealah? How's Ash been doing? Mealah would be like, excuse me. You're gonna be like, let me chuck off first, in case she wants to have sucks, I can say now. Oh, man, she probably wants to suck this big ol' salami, and Mealah, I'd like let me chuck off first in case she wants to have sucks I can say now. I want to suck this big ol salami and meanwhile I just be like so that 70s show was it made

Easy on you are doing family guy Is if I'm being made Griffin. Yeah, you what's Peter like he's not real. I know. No, I knew that I mean the gut would it be a farland would it be weird if I got a shit? I'll be right back. Can I talk to you like Peter Griffin? Please stop doing that. Do you not like me talking to you like Peter? Can I actually oh my god actually I just got a phone call my babysitter's bailing? Oh, yeah, oh wow, Ashton's got to pick me up at his jet pack Yeah, oh, Ashton Gougear. Oh, yeah, he makes lots of sex with me. Oh, I see on his face. I like him like a Bronco

Everyone's like sure you do totally but I'm saying the fame thing that rules is I would assume going into Apple bees and being like oh The hottest one here who doesn't have like a significant other like I can That's probably the more fun feel that's got a rule But Julian McCullough made a good point because that's when I beat much more like when you say that and he goes This must be pretty amazing for you to be sitting with me, huh? Pretty crazy you watching me eat these tater skins, huh? It's pretty wild You guys you probably didn't assume that I would excuse myself to fart 15 times doing oh, yeah I'm doing making. Oh, yeah.

And do you want me to make me a strawberry eliminated and maybe bring me an extra set of ranch? I'm not even working my shoulders. I'd say about all of my accomplishments. Um, I, but Julian McCullough had a tweet that was positive towards Pete being like, you know, he's a nice guy and he's funny. He's not negative towards Pete. No, but I'm saying like a lot of tweets have been negative towards Pete. Oh, really?

Julian had one word word like funny negative. Yeah, this one was like Julian being like, Hey, Pete's charming and funny. And a lot of the times the women that he you see him banging, they don't have guys like that in their lives because everyone's trying to be cool and hip. He's also like the highest of fashion because like he gets. He doesn't care. No, but I'm saying also now like they just you see the commercial for him. I he's doing New Year's Eve.

But I'm saying also now like they just you see the commercial for him. I he's doing New Year's Eve On NBC or peacock one of them like he's the guy like him and Miley Cyrus are doing New Year's Eve together and the pictures like they when they get someone comes and like does them up and everything like he's haired Everything is like handsome. Yeah, it's a good looking handsome kid. He's like 26. He's gonna be like, let's break down the new year Oh, yeah, I'm gonna finger Kim Kardashian off TV. You guys want to watch me jiggle or bot? And he's like 26. And he's gonna be like, what's spreading in the new year? Good for him. I'm gonna sing a King Kardashian on TV. You guys wanna watch me jiggle with a butt? Look at her sick mouth. Look at her sick mouth.

I put my hot wheels on it and they jump. And then they'll be like, she's got to be a dog because I jiggle a bottle of tea. What a dog. What a good dog. Yeah, he's crazy. It goes anyway. Kelly Ripposucker by cock iron.

Yeah. Uh, if anyone that gets an insu-synity just he has them tractor-beam Liever Briden yeah, dude. I I want Pete to come by on the show and have you smell all of his fingers Yeah, I'm gonna take the chipy one and what which everyone is to because you want to go through my candy box Here you go. It's my chocolate box. It's like, are you our grad day? If I was to give journalist Joan London? Oh my god, you fucked with Joan London? I have been a fan of hers.

I had soya. It's pretty crazy. I really like good journalism. This is the woman that wrote the piece for the New York Times that got a lot of people in trouble over at Twitter. And I did, I did not know you were a fucking, I didn't know you were a journal file. No, no,'re a journal file. And rice, he goes to chuck their sources. These are all very good. This one works for Vatody Farron. She did it expose. I was calling all with the me too and the restaurant

on the side. To Pete fucking was like, Pete fucking was like high class. I only fuck people that work at the bat. Yeah, you gotta have a real, yeah. Good for pee, yeah. I'm always happy for pee. It is fun. By the way, it's again, once you get like my envy will go to a level. I have as much as anybody else.

And then you get to where it's not what I want to do anyway. So that's what I said. That was like the thing was like Kevin Hart. I had to get to where the thing rose. Oh, I don't want to like like he's like, it's not what I want to do anyway. So that's what I said, that was like the thing, it's like Kevin Hart, I had to get to where the thing rose. Oh, I don't want to like, like he's like, it's not the, he's in so much, and he has a tons of money. He's also never, I can't have my chivalry,

I was recently at Lewis does this. I know I'm going over the place, but Lewis does take vacations too much, I'd say, for myself. As someone that is afraid to bring up to this staff that I would like to take a vacation in January. Yeah. That because it's so close to holidays. It's amazing to me what Lewis does.

It's a little just like three months time to go to Berlin and just kind of fuck around for it. It's always a tropical, but he goes and does it every year. But he's the fence of him. Mm-hmm. I have crazy little amount of free time. But it's because I work till like late usually doing stuff till late. Just kind of my schedule is that and I get up like late-ish. I get up like 10, 30, 11 usually. You know what I mean? So it's like and then I really don't have tons of time

to do a lot. But in that time sometimes I'll throw in a video game 45 minutes. Sometimes I'll do it. Do you know what I mean? Like Lewis doesn't really have much of that at all. Oh, no, no, no, he does, but even that's what I'm saying. He's like engaging in a thing he's doing. Like he gets up, he lives not like, he's like outside the city, but like by half hour. So it's like he gets in, and he does like his podcast every other day.

You know what I mean? He has like two or three podcasts he's doing. He's picking up another one I think with MMA again. So it's like, you know what I mean? Like has like two or three podcasts. He's doing. He's picking up another one I think with MMA again. So it's, you know what I mean? Like he runs. So I guess the vacation's over like I'm not looking to work like an fucking maniac 24 seven and then go away. Like I want to enjoy my thing. Yeah, you want to you want to get it at a pace that's you can enjoy it while it's happening and not like you not like you're like pushing through, which I think that's what I'm kind of learning how to do right now,

because I was a little more the Lewis pace, but without vacations, because that's kind of how I watch my mom work her whole life, where she's like, you work and work and work and work, and then you get like Christmas day, my Katie brought up. I've never ever taken a vacation, it was not work related.

I did in 2018, and I was like, when we went to Europe and we were in Holland and that felt fucking crazy. That felt like, what am I, did we? Yeah, am I. And then what does that are? But then when you take a weekend, like when you guys go to a house with like, Ari and Sal or whatever, it's like,

you even then, it's only four days, it's only three days. So when people go away for like a week You're like oh what? You doing we did a week in montac once and it was like I remember that but we even did shows then but you didn't do a full vacation Yeah, we did we did show we did a jump we did a jump we did we did fucking three bonfires So there's a difference there's a real difference in taking an actual vacation I did skanks while we were out there. Because I think that you know, you're talking about Kevin Hart and like where you're at. I mean a real like turn your fucking phone off. It's crazy. And I think maybe you know, doing radio shows

and podcasts, especially the amount that you do, it's a consistency that you're around a lot. And I think Kevin Hart does like stuff where he can go away for a month and no one knows that he was away If you go away for shoots a lot of people know you're away for two rights Skanks fans SDR bonfire fans There's a lot of people that are like where did where's Jay sure and you know and you're just like dude I just took a week off and everyone's like oh you're gonna be gone again But Kevin Hart does like a movie with Wesley Snipes and then can go away for a month

Yeah, like I was hearing all those stories about people that worked with Denzel and it's here is that is it? with Wesley Snipes and then can go away for a month. Yeah. Like I was hearing all those stories about people that worked with Denzel. So a minute series. Is it? I don't know. That work with Denzel and like, he like does a movie and it's like super focused

and then just goes to a place and gets hammered and grows a beard and it's just like. That's almost what I mean though, but I'm not like, to me it's not like sitting on a truck. I could do what I was doing. You don't wanna do that. I would do that if it makes sense. It's not that I don't want to do that. I'm just like I Can't have it all just leading to that fucking week. Yeah, you got to have it You got to let out the air throughout the week. Hey Jay is nice. Look at this look at these beaches

Relax bro Welcome to the big island. Welcome to the big island, bro. Relax, bro. Hey, it's me, dog, the bounty hunter. Need a cigarette? But take it. But you were saying that it gets to the level of envy where you don't envy a severed any more. And I think.

But some saying so with Pete, why I don't have any, it's like, I don't, yeah. The Kim Kardashian thing, I'm like, I was semi-force to sit down with John Mayer and Katy Perry once by Noem at the seller. And I mean, it was years ago, and I remember it like it was yesterday on just like, I'm like, what?

Hi guys. Man, when you see- They're like, you were really funny, I'm like, thank you. And. Man, when you see you're like, you were really funny. I'm like, thank you. And then I went to Katy Perry go, do you like New Yorker LA more? And she goes, I mean, I love them both. I guess she's like LA is like sort of home. But New York's such like a really fun visit.

And it's great to be here. I'm like, and I just turn and left. Yeah. I walked away. I don't know what else to make him. It's making me feel great. I'm like, you know, something that like everyone were, I really love that. It's making me feel right about myself. Something that you see, something that you see, like doing comedy or being involved in the entertainment industry that people outside

of it don't see is you see people that you know that start normal and start as your friends. You see the ones that are addicted to fame and don't act like they are. And then they're just like conveniently around famous people all the time. And only want to hang out with famous people. Sure. You know what I mean? Like I watch Schumer do that. I watch a couple other people do that where they're you're like, you want to be hanging out with the biggest person in the room.

Maybe I'm wrong about this, but I've always felt like Kev too. other people do that where they're you're like, you wanna be hanging out with the biggest person in the room. Maybe I'm wrong about this, but I've always felt like Kev too, and other ones, like he really hangs with his boys. But see that, he's made a crew and it doesn't really involve like LeBron James. I'm gonna say he's gonna go to the parties and stuff. I know.

His hang is pretty, that's why I said, one thing I never had to really deal with at all was the celebrities Kev was fucking, because if he did, it was all under wraps, and it was literally Tori who I knew for all. Yeah. Was the celebrities, Kev was fucking, because if he did, it was all under wraps, and it was literally Tori who I knew for years. Yeah. And then Aniko who I've met like two or three times, but like that's,

but you, that's like as far as his, and then like, you know, the shit that, but I think you nailed it with the envy thing because, you know, Pete had, there was a moment with Pete where I was like, you know, he got SNL over me and I was like, oh damn, dude You know, and I started being like envious of that like I would I would I would have loved to have been that sketch

And then I started seeing with the route it was going and I was like This the route I ended up with the best and obviously the one that I was gonna end up on because this is more fun to me than Going and hanging out with celebrities is us just being around bullshit and on the radio, you know what I mean? Then like having to go sit there and talk to like Jeremy Renner. And just be honest. Yeah, just be like, hey Billy, so I got this idea where you play a, you play the mayor of Fart Town

and you're just, and she's like, I don't like that. But Pete's energy is so much built for that. Where he's like, yeah, Lauren, I don't know. This is kind of guy. I don't wanna lose this. And he's like, I love it. I love it so much. Whatever you want, Peter.

If you want the hottest women, I'll bring them in for you. I will say Pete that really. I will say Pete's also like leaned in more until like he'll do the sketch and put on the makeup and be the character. He's gotten good at SNL. Yeah, he's been kind of fun to watch him grow, I guess, in that regard.

But like, But you get to a point where you just like, Oh that's not. Yeah, man, this you get to a point where you're just like, oh, that's not. Yeah, man, this isn't even like the same path of anything. Oh, man, we've been friends with Shultz for years. And Shultz is getting to a level where he's doing like, theaters and stuff. And Dylan, Tim Dylan,

Tim, but like everywhere on this show, we would talk about him opening for you on gigs. Yeah, I mean, Tim used to be my feature. Uh, and then like, now he's like a fucking huge celebrity, but you get to the point where Tim, you're like cheering on and Shultz are cheering on, but Shultz also does a thing where it's like a fucking huge celebrity. But you get to the point where you're Tim you're like cheering on and shorts are cheering on, but shorts also does the thing where it's like I don't do that. Like he does kind of like a rock star, like, you know, toss the gillipop. I was saying coming in with like a boxing robot. Yeah, yeah. Like if you've ever seen me do

stand up, that's not how I come. I'm almost apologetic. I'm like, fact, sorry, I sit down. This will be quick. I just got these jokes in their gay. Yeah, I'm sorry. Please, please, please. I'm sorry, these are like silly thoughts. And if you laugh, I mean laugh to me, that's kind of all. Also, it's like, it's very nice feeling, but now I feel there's a lot to live up to. Like, the first word he says better just make me be like, it was all worth the money.

Yeah, yeah, I can't do, I can't do like the fucking, are you ready to for me to change your fucking life, dude? Are you ready for me to fuck your face with these incredible thoughts? I'm most of the time. I'm just like Shit, I don't think they liked it and then after the show like me and you were very very similar in that or after the show We're like thank you just thanks. Thanks coming out. Thanks. You want to take a picture? Oh my god Thanks, yeah, like the campers that came out and spoke and it was so great There was even a camper that was it came to the early show on Saturday, the one with the video game place next door. Yes, it was okay. So I was right so that there is Diner that's like at the end of that block. Yeah, that's not where I got the food from I got the food from the hotel

And that's why I was like by the way, dude good. I called the hotel the next day You're like actually let him know then I got food poisoning from the hotel. Not no, like I want my money back in a way of like heads up. Your lettuce might be bad or something. Yeah. And I call down stains. Is a problem a lot. That's what I googled it.

And I was reading up on it. Romain causes a little, romaine lettuce. You heard me hear first in the bonfire. A lot of food poisoning. Watch out for the scenes. Watch those Caesar salads. That's what got me. So it got me in Eastern Washington.

But I called downstairs and I was like, still very sick. So I had that like, hey. And I was like, I just want to let you know, I ordered food yesterday. I got really bad food poisoning. And it's been like, you know, all day. And the lady goes, okay. I let, so I just want you to know that it was really bad. And she goes, okay, I'll let someone know. And I was like, okay, well, I'm going

to die. I'm not that I want it necessarily, but in my heart, I thought you were going to offer to take it off the bill. I mean, you can at least knock off the $6 Pepsi. I mean, $6 for a Pepsi is pretty crazy. Well, that's the price. It's a hotel, guys. Understood. Yeah, hold on real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, sorry.

It's a pretty much a whole pile. I don't even think it's a pile as much as just every air. But I don't know. Yeah, can you hold on real quick yeah that's fine no you can take a break what can I do for you sir sir no it's too long to send up food I get off for you I don't know we don't have gatorade what do you want what do you want dude you want to come down in a cereal from a tube? Oh, man, but I will say shout out to marijuana

because when you have food poisoning and you don't eat and then you start feeling better and you smoke a little bit, a little bit of the ganja. A little bit of that fucking green bro. Checking those, what's up? Jacob does. You blow trees.

Jacob's a grower now, illegally. But dude, I smoked weed and I was like, oh, that's why Friday night I was like, oh, I'm better. That would have been funny if when Jacob was gone, we just turned his whole how he just came home and I was like, gross 17 weed plant. Hey guys, why is there a bunch of UV lights?

I'll put up in rows. Also, I think there's a male mixed in with your female. He knows. Dude, when someone has a gross set up, I've had fans show me like they're gross, so they're like, their house is just overloaded with lights. It's really hard to like grow and harvest weed and they go, dude, it's super simple. You just basically have to turn your house into a weird greenhouse with a bunch of crazy lights everywhere. If you're

willing to live like a lizard, it's not hard at all. Yeah, if you're running like you're running your own flower shop, my roommate in in college not a mere not the weed dealer A mere I moved in yeah, I lived with him junior and senior yeah, but yeah, honestly Melissa's pussy gets mad when I go out But he I saw some to an Oregon and we were just talking about a mere Because he was my that was the try try effective friends Yeah, and I was like dude, I shit on a mere on the bonfire all the time. And he was like, God damn, I love that.

But my sophomore year, I lived with my buddy Morgan, who I lived with in Hoboken, when I moved out here. And he bought this house, this was like 2001, where like everyone was like, you buy a house in Tucson, and then you can live in it for two years and flip it for like $40,000. So him and his mom bought this house in Marana and we moved up there. And it was like a big suburban house, three bedrooms, three baths, two stories. And he had the master bedroom and he turned the master bathroom into a grow room.

And he bought all these UV lights and he was doing the 12 on 12 off. We're just be like, you'd walk in his room and you see the lights coming from under the door And he had like six plants that got fucking huge and he was like He was talking so much shit He's like you fucking pot head when we would talk shit to each other where we had a Nerf hoop in the living room and we played drunken around the world for like money. This is stupid college kids shit How much weight does the ball have? It was one of the orange plastic ones, so I had a good weight to it. It wasn't a light nerf.

It was one that you put spin on it. Even had the little bubbles on the basketball, so it was like a little grip. Oh, yeah. It was fun. Oh, okay. It was a good hoop. It was a good nerf hoop. Gotcha. And we put it above. It went on the ceiling like above where you walked into the dining room, so it was like up. So it was like up So it was fun. How much ceiling did you have above it? High ceilings very high ceilings. I want to say Nine feet cosine all of this. It was very I'm bummed. I don't have this experience happening in my home It was great

You do we play around the world and then come back and we play for money and we get drunk We started playing one-on-ones and then I took Morgan through the wall and had to redo the drywall Nice, I fucking had a hard check now Dude, I fucking ran over there and but he would grow and then he would talk shit and he'd be like You couldn't dunk because one time we did in the rim popped off and all right, Darryl Dawkins Dude, I fucking ripped the hat oh shack in Orlando. Yeah, dude. I fucking brought that glass down By the way my crusty ass Did the jump where I just went under the hoop and two foot two hand jump? I didn't do like a cool one. I did like a that's the cool one

Not under the hoop jump up with the two. That's the cool. Oh, I want to break it backboard Oh, I wanted to do the fucking take off on one foot You don't know how to break that way no one's ever broken it backboard that way. That's a good point. Backboard's always a two handed dunk from a monster of a part. You make me feel better, because Morgan got my head and he was like, you unathletic white guy.

You know, you're a double. Christine, bring up videos of backboards breaking. 100% of the time, double handed. From, by the way, almost from just like standing position. Can I say as a friend, thank you for validating my fucking two hand jam. Who was talking that shit some there more, not more Morgan. Morgan, you idiot.

No one's ever broken a backboard with one arm. The best of all. I don't think ever. Morgan was an elite. This guy lived with Morgan was an elite shit talker. Up there was Shane Gillis. That's like a leech hit talker. This guy could get in your fucking head.

Yeah, from the jump. Shane made me think from the second I walked into last week. Wednesday night I did the Brian Six new show, going hell which is fantastic by the way. And you fucked it. They got the podcast with Shaneer and Six. They got a show going on at Helium. Shane had me on alert that I was gonna get tickled all night.

Yeah, the tickler. That's one time tickles me one time on my tum tum and then I got a long run. The rest of the week I'm fucking saying in the floor. I'm gonna get PTSD forget and tickled. But so Morgan was like an elite shit talker to the point that one time freshman year, we were just, I think I've told the story,

I was trying to walk down the sidewalk, you know, and he's like, you can't balance on the edge of the sidewalk. And he got so in my head I fell over. I just fell over. And it was like an inch off the ground. And also just what even challenge you're doing so stupid. Yeah. That's what, you know, member Shane,

I mean, that's classic now on Legion of Skanks when you got me in Lewis to do test of strength against each other. Yeah, I mean, you guys do. And then the middle of us doing it and he goes, look everyone, I made your two leaders fight like little girls. Yeah.

But those guys, I mean, like Hall of Fame shit talkers like that can get in your head quick. And say why it's made you believe in your head until this moment Your age right now 30, 30 years old, so it was legitimately 19 years 19 years You've believed that's that breaking backboard dunks happen with one arm a lot. So I'll just take a guess that none of these I haven't seen this video. I have no idea top 10 NBA break the backboard dunks Everyone's gonna be two hands. Yeah. Christine, if you would please. Is the top 10 break. We're going to we'll tweet this out at the bond fire.

SXM Christine through on Twitter. Christine tossed that shit to some monster jams. This is Chris Morris in 1993 with the bulls. Is he going to cut through? The first ones of one hander would be so funny. Two hands. All right, mm-hmm broken Two am shattered Shattered, can we get a little Rolling Stone a little shut up town Bed bugs I forget all lyrics

DJ Lou bet me on this next dunk that's gonna be two hand you say it's one hands when our keeps Christine Bet me on this next dunk that's gonna be two hand you say it's one hand winner keeps Christine Like get to the next one here they keep showing all the replays But but but but but but deep by shatter Wow that was working to I just want to apologize. One handed. You should have batted. You should have batted. Dude, that's one hand. Dude, what if you just take Christine forever?

By the way, now we got to see if Dartmouth is another one-hander? You were wrong so fast. That was wrong so fast. So fast, dude. Let's say, let's say, keep going. The controlling interest. Dude, he just fucking yack that one handed down. one handed the controlling interest is Jason keep 2000 in Oklahoma state I don't want college bullshit college basketball. That's those college rooms amazing. That's because college rims

College basketball celebrate those down. We play on college rims and then he's right. Yeah, it's nerfed college then you are a pussy. Let's see this Oh shit double-handed double-handed white dude double-handed two guys Dude MMF fucking double-dunk Oh, there's gonna be shack Yeah, of course shack Boom he's when it brought that's the better one when he brings the whole thing broke Yeah, he broke the whole back door. Yeah, the whole thing came down. He broke how the hoop is connected That was me on fucker those little things.

So, but Morgan would stay just in my head about everything. And turns out he was right, so now believe everything he said to you. I don't know, dude. You can't walk on that curb, he's right. Oh God. You're right, and fucking cool people dunk one hand. And he had shit. And Jordan over a guy Breaking it. Oh

One they they they pre broke that for George that you set up And have him embarrassed that white guy Daryl Dawkins shattered two and three weeks double-hand all right in fairness I was only thinking of Shack and Darryl Dawkins. I didn't know how many times it was done That when I saw ten I started to get nervous. I thought I was but thinking of Shaq and Darrell Dawkins. I didn't know how many times it was done. In fact, when I saw Tan, I started to get nervous. I thought I was done three times ever. He had an idiot. But he used to, he used to, while we were playing,

this is the one where he brings it all down. Yeah, damn, he gets hit with the fucking shot clock. Didn't matter. That's crazy. He was like 20. Yeah, athletic Shaq is the best. But when he was growing that weed, he would talk so much shit when we play around the world.

And he'd be like, you fucking potted. I'm not going to give you any of my weed. He's like, I'm going to have five pounds of it, and you're going to get none of it. And this is when we would be playing, you know, you get me mad. And I'd be like, shout out Morgan, you're being a fucking dick, and he'd be like, zero weed.

In fact, if I catch you smoking of it, I'm going to kick you out because I'm your landlord. And I was like, dude, you're being a cunt. Shut fact, if I catch you smoking of it, I'm gonna kick you out because I'm your landlord. And I was like, dude, you being a cunt? Yeah, yeah. And I'm, you know, 19 year old me was real quick to get to that, like, shut up, dude. Fuck you, dude, you want to go? Why are you saying that? And then the greatest moment where he walked in the house one day after work and he was like, um, there was a male plant and it ruined everything. And they had to throw out six pounds. So female plants are the ones.

They fuck, nobody wants to smoke whore weed. Yeah, we want virgin weed. Female weed plants are the ones that give off the THC that gets you high. Male plants are like, just come. It's just come, it's just jizz on them. But female plants, you just need females to grow the buds to get high. That's what come. This is jizz on him. But female plants, you just need females to grow the buds

to get high. That's what you get high off of. So he had a male mix in, so all of them were hermaphrodites, so it didn't produce. This is what he explained to me. I could have been lies. I don't know. He really didn't want to give you weed.

Now he threw, I watched him throw it all out and I just sat there and laughed. That is fucking hilarious. Smoking joints of my own weed. And I was like, thrown out pussy. And he was like, fuck you. And he was just taking it from his room. And I was like, ha ha.

You bought all those lamps for nothing. You idiot. You had to shower downstairs. Like a fucking tool for six months. And he was like, fuck you. That's when we got into it. I think our old friend T-Bird. Oh yeah.

Very boy from Philly. Or that up here, right? You would do it. Yeah. Our boy T-Bird fucking grew some in Brooklyn once on his roof and then like a Helicopter flu low one day and they just burned it all. It was gonna terrified. They thought it was for it. They Thought really some shit went down I realize Fuck dude, they got Rayley out of the end of good fellas. I'm wrong about that

I'm wrong about that he say he told me he'd be getting nervous when helicopters would go over you get paranoid Because he didn't know but he got rid of it because that was the thing when I He was talking to a guy. He used to do those like street interviews. And you Jacob doing that noise in the studio is perfect This is Jacob making the mouth noise. I'm Jacob it's a good mouth helicopter How do you get the air sounding between it? It's crazy. He learned how to breathe different. Damn dude, I feel like we're gnaw. Wap-wap-wap-ow! Hey!

So he burned it. He just went on the roof and burned it? No, it was what happened. He had the actual secret service come to his door one day. And he thought it was about the weed so much they panicked. But they were coming because he posted a thing when he would do a street interview, he was at a bar one time, he's like, what's the craziest thing that's happened in this bar? And this guy goes, dude, I got hammered with Jenna Bush last night like the president's

daughter and then just showed her ID on the. Oh shit. She left her ID here. So secret service was like, oh, we're gonna need to talk to you. They're like, we're gonna remove that and give us the original video. And he thought they were there for the whistle. He just like trashed all the weed. If you're a secret service agent, and you have to deal with a president's kid that's just out fucking around, you probably get so mad when you get that

call in the secret service office and they're like Agent Johnson President's son got a little hammered and left his ID over at a coyote ugly and you're like Yeah, I'll go get it. Friends installers getting gang banged in a park on home. I'll be there. I'm heading over. Alright, I'll go clear it up. Apparently she's turning tricks over at the fucking Parker Meridian. I'm gonna need you to

We have quite a subject to talk about today I'll tease it now, but we'll come back and get into the whole thing our proposed Well, I proposed it was pretty locked in Pedophile hunt right along we were gonna do is on a indefinite hiatus turns out the call was coming from inside the house. No, I don't know, but I don't know what ultimately there's a lot of stuff as we should explore with this stuff's going on to a lot of stuff going on, but obination, Rami, the guy that we were going to go with, and we said we was a little bit questionable and some of his things he did, especially leading up to and including the guy jumping in the Hudson River which we showed on the show

He is YouTube channels been permanently we're on a permanently, but it's removed from YouTube and And and now all these videos are coming out of people saying like That they like he himself is a little bit dicey with the stuff he does. Also taking like the donations, he was saying that people are giving so he can keep doing these videos and he brought a tape,

he brags about his Tesla a lot, which is hilarious. Oh my God. I love when people are just, like when people try to act so holier than that and it just turns out that they are full on pieces of shit is always fun Like Osteen all these people that are just act like they're like I've got the answers I don't do and then there's like yeah, I'm a piece of shit Well this guy

Apparently every minute. I think there's a couple people saying some girls saying shit where like they'd go to be They loved what he was doing and they'd reach out and they'd be like I want to be One of your decoys. He's like, oh, yeah, baby, but then like you guys show me that pussy first sort of really yeah Yeah, so I'm not you guys show me but I know I was a little bit more sparky and he says some pretty creepy shit like I mean we got a way to your 18 They really do something though, but then she's like, you know by sending nudes and he's like send it over baby I I know I don't watch a lot of it, but I've watched one clip of them and immediately didn't like him Immediately did yeah, well right my first instinct on him was was not liking him the person, but then seeing him as a

Like a necessary per I said this to was it the rose? I said it was when we were doing the show where I was like, you need his personality to do, because I can't do it. It's not, I mean, I can go after the person who did something that somebody close to me. Do you know what I mean? But like, sitting and like, baiting them in and going, and then like, when you get there, just like, starting a scene, like, we got up and you go, hey, you're on a thing now, and you were gonna have sex, it's just not my steas at all. Yeah, to get me to do that,

we have to date for six months and argue about something small. And then when you walk in, I'll fucking get into it. I'll get right into it, dude. I will confront you, like you're trying to fuck children. Right, shit. Like I'll confront you with the anger of a pedophile. Oh, dude.

Oh, really? You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning after you made that big scene last week about me not putting the whites in the dryer. And then apparently get ready. Apparently when get ready, because we're going to fucking jaw like I'm a manager of a baseball team and you're an ump that made a bad call. I think as soon as he got exed off YouTube, I think that's when serious jumped in and they were like, hey guys. It doesn't matter. Like we're not doing it. So I'm doing it.

But at least now we'll have to figure out maybe a better organization when that works with the police that'll let us do a ride along. I just don't know if they're that official and not lunatics. They're going to let me yell go birds in the back. But I'll try my best. Maybe if it's Philly police. Oh, yeah, I got to get the Philly PD.

Yeah, Philly PD is like, yeah, I don't care. There's got to be Philly pedophile hunters. But yeah, we got it. We need a new allegiance here Well and Shane and Shane we love you Shane. We love you Shane, but listen you blew your chance He didn't come in the one time you've also gone on and said people shouldn't pedophile hunt anymore I don't know where you're at. So he's also ripping Rami every chance he gets. Daisy really? Oh my goodness. To you. To me.

That's even funny. It's even funny that he's not doing it publicly and he's just fine. Is he saying that he's also a piece of shit or something? He's, yeah, his channel's not that good. I'll work with him, but I'm not gonna be his sidekick, bro. I get that. Dude Ego in the pedophile hunter game is very funny.

It's very funny. Let me tell you what I do different. I catch these guys in an artistic way Not a smashing grab asshole like Rami like we're not some piece of shit like Rami So let's let's take a break and then we'll come back and we'll explore the things happening coming down on Rami We're together as a thought was our pedophile hunter where together as a full family in studio for the first time since March of 29th or 2020 we should have Fiori come in Don't worry Here is a full family in studio for the first time since March of 20-20. We should have Fiori come in. Don't worry.

He'll be around. Okay. I just like this all being together in studio. It's a fun, it's a bonfire. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM!