The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Together We Conquer

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

Jay kicks off the summer vibes by making everyone dance to John Mellencamp and lighting a cigarette in studio. Bobby teaches him how to do elicit drugs to keep the parting rolling along. | The Liver King has been in the news for harassing Joe Rogan, so the guys take a deep dive into him and his ancestorial lifestyle. Liver King makes wild statements and films himself in the shower taking an enema. Jay's other work-wife, Luis J Gomez created a coffee called "Body Brain" that supports testosterone and brain function. Jay calls Luis on the air to ask him if he can use Body Brain for his enemas. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly. You know, I read about John Mellencamp, the fascinating guy, the guy's old salty guy. Salty shit. I think he has one lung, still has not given up smoking, but I think they said he had a heart attack right after he performed at Jones Beach. I respect it. Like 20, 25 years ago. I was at that show. Really? he performed at Jones Beach. I respect it. 20, 25 years ago. I was at that show. Really?

And then, yeah, I was at that show when my aunt took me. How's she doing? And then I realized, and then I read that, oh, he had a heart attack right after the show. How's he doing? Or during the show. That's why he ain't got time for this bullshit. That's why when the audience goes,

stop telling this made up horse shit dumb story and sing a song I know, He's like, I'm leaving. He gets furious, I think that affected him. He walked off, yeah. You can live with one lung? Yeah, but he still chain smokes. He smoked in the fishbowl, I loved it. Cause he believes in America.

Nobody was gonna tell him not to smoke. Cause he believes in America. Wait, John Cougar smoked in your night camp smoke? Who's more important than a legacy of serious smoke? Two people they never said anything to is John Mellencamp and Snoop Dogg smoked weed like, being both floors. Oh, man, that's awesome. You know what, dude? I think it's just commitment.

Why don't you just try it? Light one up, see what happens. All right. Do it. There you go. Do it. Pop it on the thing. Put it in your mouth. Is this going to get me fired? No, dude, you're not going to get fired. Should we do this? No, do it.

Come on, do it. Yeah. No wait, come on dude, this is crazy. Buddy, you got it. Listen to me, this is an original show that Sirius made. This isn't something they bought. They're proud of this show. This show means something to them.

That was all factually not true. Buddy, you and Han Soda made this thing one of the most incredible shows on the network. Never mind. Light that up. Puff it. Oh, I can't. This is stupid. This is crazy. What are you doing here? Who are you? Oh, shit. John Cougar's telling me to do it. He should do it. Oh, no, no. He says authority always wins.

That means I'm going to lose. No, that's true. No, is it? You played the wrong song. John Mellencamp's not an employee here. Yeah. Yeah, I am. You're not either. No, I'm not, he doesn't, John Mellencamp's not an employee here. Yeah. Yeah, I am. You're not either.

No, I'm not either. Yeah, you're an employee. He's an employee. Oh, I'm an independent contractor. Yeah, you're independent, brother. You know what independent means? Light it up. Oh, I forgot everything.

Light it up. Oh, there you go. Fuck that sucker. Nobody's gonna rat you out. Who's gonna know? Snoop Dogg? You didn't fucking... Come tell Snoop Dogg first, then come talk to me.

Yeah, Jim, come tell... Tell John Cougar to put it out. There you go. Feel good, right? Can I say something to you? I don't think the rest of anybody else in the room is enjoying it. You're an artist, dude I love it smoke it up. You love it. You don't get to smoke. I miss it. Just needs you to this This reminds her of her molester. Do a bump put a bump on that table. I don't do cocaine Come on, dude start you wanna do a little bit of cocaine? A little bit of cocaine. Just a little bit.

Here, I got something in my pocket. This is from 1986 when I quit. Is it good stuff? It's the best stuff I had back then. I was only 15. Yeah, but that was a long time ago. You think it stepped on? Dude, no, it wasn't stepped on.

We didn't step on stuff back in the 80s. Let me cut a couple of these lines up. Put it up, dude. Cut it up. Don't be a pussy. Yeah. Yeah, use your amex. Ready? I'm going to put the cigarette out. Put it up, cut it up. Don't be a pussy. Yeah, yeah, use your amics. Ready? I'm gonna go put the cigarette out. Do it, put the cigarette out.

Put the cigarette in. It's pretty good though, I smoked half a cigarette. Half a cigarette, it's pretty good. It's great. Okay, here we go. I'm so bad at this. You're doing fine dude, you're fine. Christine, cut these lines up for me.

Can you chop these for me? Christine, chop me a couple of Hollywoods real quick. There we go. Here you go. Come on, I mean, come on, I'm a big guy. Here you go, right? All right. There we go. Come on. I mean come on. I'm a big guy. Here you go. Right. All right. Here we go. Treat me right. Okay. There you go. Keep in mind this is only my third time even attempting this. Right. Yeah. Check it out. Right there. I don't know. Well look at that. I already had it rolled up one. Do it. Okay. Take it in brother. You're an artist. Here we go. Christine, wear a catcher's mask tonight. I don't know what kind of energy I'm coming home with. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha! Karate! Karate! Alright, let me do another one of those lines. There you go, let me get a...

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Come on, Kristi. What do you got? You know, it's awesome. It is. I saw Jim leave We watched him leave. Yeah, gotta bring you down. Let's get a little heroin. You get a little heroin. We do a little oxy. You want to pill it up or should I just boot? I say you boot it up. Be a man, dude. DJ Lou, do you have any black tar heroin from your days? No, I'm sure I got some pills somewhere though. Heroin, heroin bell. Oh, guys, that's the heroin bell you know what that was the heroin cows coming all right here I'm gonna tie myself off here a little bit hang on you're a little elastic there give me a little yeah mine a little music for this there we go there we go well you get the little band on your arm

already yeah in that vein we got okay I'm now gotta be honest with you I've always had terrible veins, so I'm gonna do my best here. Okay, try to find this thing here This is what they do to doctors. They tap the arm like this. See if it's hard core. I like it Let's go you got this No, I got a cigarette on the side. You're gonna want to take a hall right after you put it out Let me put it out. Yeah, clip it down. Clip it, and then I'm gonna go here. There you go. You put it around, and I think you're just gonna hold it around like this. Hold it like that, but then, you got the vein?

Now snap it down, let it go. I got it, there you go, I got it. Yeah, let it go. Okay. All right, tap that out, don't get any, you don't want air in that. You don't want air in that. Okay, all right.

Tap it out, tap it out. There you go, nice. Dude, we're doing like 1950s radio. Whew. This is so great. Look, there's a lot of foley work going on. Dude, I didn't know we were fucking foley. We're doing like 1950s radio. Whew. This is so great. There's a lot of foley work going on. Dude, I didn't know we were fucking foley. We're a little foley worker.

You know, low key, the fucking sick foley art. I always loved when they showed the guy doing the metal. The thunder. The thunder. The tin can. Okay. Tom Popper's gonna call in and complain about this. Is that out?

Look at that in the light. Yeah, that's my thing, Jim. Jim, I do a show. Look at that in the light. Is that air bubbles out? That's good, buddy. I don't wanna kill myself. Buddy, you know how to inject shit. Yeah, but that's I do subcutaneous good word Thank you love it. Just wanted to hear this is a van never done any vein work before I do want to try

You got it Put the leftover coke on your gums. Yeah sure rub a little gummer in yeah, so that's called a gummer sure Should I know that word if I've only tried it now three times? All right, so I don't get rid of the rest of it. Oh never mind Christine did it. God damn it Christine. She thinks if she does a little bit on the gums it's not going back into it so you know yeah it's like taking a sip of a beer to her. She did a little gummer. Well guys you're gonna hear a lot of typing in the background today. A lot of bagbinds. She's writing a dissertation dissertation here we go okay all right tie off and hold on my chief hmm I think I got it all right pushing in no there it is right there Jay

Let it take you yeah, where you at through the clouds tell us I got some lyrics coming to me. What do you got? Do you see an Indian a Native American Native Americans are. I do. His balls are hanging lower than his point-claw. Do you see a regular Indian, like a 7-Eleven Indian? Yes. It's just a guy. He's tucking in his... He's got a tucked-in-collar shirt. Is he doing stand-up on Netflix?

He's dressed business casual on a weekend. I'm seeing him. He wants me to follow him, Bobby. Really? Follow him. Should I follow him? Follow him! Where's he going?

I don't know. Where's he going? Oh, no. Is he follow him? Follow him. Where's he going? I don't know. Where's he going? No, is he in a hut? He's meeting his family in a reasonable Volkswagen he's driving. Oh no, he's in a... Did he turn into a coyote? No, no, he's still just this guy. Really? He said his name's Bashir? Bashir, yeah. Is he an engineer? Yeah, and he just wants to know if I can give his car a jump. I thought there was going to be more like, native and trippy man. Buddy, give him a jump, see what happens.

Okay. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Alright, thank god I had cables. No, I meant kiss him. Oh. Kiss him and jump him.

Okay, Vashier. Yeah. Come here. Oh. Kiss him and jump him. Okay. Bashir. Yeah. Come here. Hello. Bashir. What do you want Jay? He's not responding well Bobby. No, I'm right here Jay. Please.

He doesn't like it. His family. I love it. His family. My mother will not accept you because you are not Indian. Okay Bashir. What? Give me a kiss. Is that okay?

I don't know. I don't feel the lyrics yet Trying to follow this journey to some lyrics Jay look at me. Okay. Let's try the kiss again Let's try you sure open your mouth a little bit on this one All right, no No, nothing yet. Jay. Yes. I love you The love of a regular old Indian there's my starting point The love of a regular old Indian. Yeah. Oh man going home to his reasonable house to bedroom pet baby tiger

To better house to bedroom reasonable in young cursekers. Bashir, I do declare, we're only gonna need one where we're going. I have, you like a naan bread, Jay. Dude, what did fuckin' I have butter chicken for you. Why did I turn Chinese? I'm a pothead, so I don't wanna forget this, this made me laugh so hard.

When I was talking about, Are we out of, are we gone? Are you back off heroin? Yeah, it only takes a couple seconds. Oh, you're done, yeah, all right, cool. I'm back, dude. Welcome back, dude. Where were you?

Thank you. Outer space, dude. Wow. I met a nice guy named Bashir. He wanted to do some gay stuff, but I was like, no. I wouldn't do it. Buddy, we're weird. Christine had to stop you from wanking you.

You were gooning out. Shut up. I swear to God, you pulled it out. Did I start to squeeze off? You started to squeeze off, dude. Oh my God, in front of you guys? Yeah, and then you were pinching around nipples and sucking on your pinky finger.

Oh my Christ. Christine, why'd you let it get that far before you stopped me, you motherfucker? We were trying to help, but she wouldn't. She just sat there. The last thing I remember, we were all John Mellencamp dancing. She was typing like a motherfucker.

Bashir, I miss him so much. We had gay sex, but I don't think I thought of any lyrics. Nothing came to me. Christine, how dare you. Oh, it was, what were we talking about, Christine? Where Fanoia said, I said, Bobby, any small piece of land around Bobby will wanna buy it. Wants to buy land so bad as a landowner.

I do. And what did he say? Is it better putting a yurt on something? We laughed so hard. Oh my God, dude. I don't remember. That's so funny. Fuck. I do. And what do you say, is it better putting a yurt on something we left so hard? Oh my god, dude. I don't remember. That's so funny. Fuck.

I'm going to fuck. He'll remember. It's so funny you brought that up. Are you getting a yurt? Well, up the street from me, this family owned land across the street from them. And it's right on. And they allowed this couple to put a yurt on it.

What's a yurt again? A yurt is a... Stupid, dumb outside house. It's not, it's... I know we've said that, now I can't remember. It's a Mongolian type of house that they live in. It's a tent, but it's not a cheapie. It's a thing that fuck chicks that don't shave in.

Okay, now I get it. But you more of a hippie type of house. Now I got it. But you can put it up and live in it. It's a circular, almost tent house. Yeah. OK. Where their pussies almost have like a milky quality discharge, but it's not. It's just because it's just damp and moist and covered by a big thick thatch of unkept

hair. Yeah, that comes with a year or two, but there's a hole in the middle of it too, so you light a fire in the middle of it too, so you light a fire in the middle. And she's got a lot of weird animals that she wants you to pet before you're allowed to fuck her. It's like a Mongolian thing, I believe. Correct, Christine?

Correct? She smells bad, and not in that good bad, where it's like, all right, so what, she worked a day. You know what I mean? This is like a, I don't give a fuck. This looks like the Harry Potter tent. Well, no, this is like a very fancy yurt. And they yet still that woman you can see clearly washes her pussy in a lake yeah she washes a pussy in a puddle rain water from a roof from a collected

in a palm yeah this is my pussy cleaning water did you guys drink that I needed that for my pussy cleaning I I I was just looking at your last week. Don't get a year Bobby. I'm not gonna get a year but I do I was looking at you I was gonna buy 60 acres up in upstate New York. How great would that be? Great. We go get dirt bikes, we get guns and we just fucking. Why do you want so much land? Because man man, do you watch the news, brother? Do you understand what's happening, man? Do you know what's going on with Iran and China, brother? Do you think Mexicans are gonna take your land?

No, I hope they. No, I'm gonna bring a couple with me though to clean it up. You think Iran's coming for our land? Buddy, I'm learning Spanish, brother. I'm fucking out. In case what? They take over? I'm gonna know. So I'll befriend the Spanish people.

I think really you should probably just leave New York. No. Look at that, The yurt is nice. Dude, don't live in a yurt. Okay, but I did, I am gonna, I think I might buy a- Max is gonna start to resent you like the Liver Kings children. Stop making us live like this. Did you see that? His poor kids. Yes.

He's talking in fucking, in like, high- like High pro Magnum mumbo jumbo and they're gonna come and they're just regular boys and they gotta come out and see dad No, I'm excited What's gonna be a fun story is when the first one turns like 18 leaves the house and does his Rio like What's it like is you could see they are absolutely? Dealing with it. They know it's bad shit and they're're just like waiting to get out. The liver king's children. You don't know who the liver king is? No. You've never heard of the liver king before.

You don't know who the liver king is? Stop it. You think you understand fitness and you don't know who the liver king is? America's most amazing natural body. You know that guy. Come on, dude. All right, yes, fine, sure.

He did admit to doing steroids eventually. But that's not what his point was to inspire. He looks angry. He wanted to inspire people to do it without steroids through showing you his body with massive amounts of steroids. That was his rationale. Yeah, you eat just raw meat and you just bite into it

and that will give you this body, which is Rogan. He wants to, over the weekend he got arrested. I don't know if you know this. He got arrested because he went to Austin because he was threatening Joe Rogan's life. Because Joe Rogan has said when this guy got famous for a while, he told, Rogan's been one of the ground level guys saying this guy's not natural.

He definitely does. Jay, real quick, before you get into this, you're in the sphere. Just remember what side. I know. Are you on high alert or something? We are. Code orange. Yeah, I mean, I'm not in the sphere yet. Because the guy's out. The guy's back out.

And I'll tell you what, he might be coming for blood. We laughed so hard when we were watching the, we were watching USC this weekend, me and Bobby, and every time they would go to the commentators booth and just show Rogan and whatever, I said it'd be funny to see a spear just coming to his fucking chest, and in the background a guy wearing a wolf

fur fucking hat goes like, Kazada! He's been A weird fucking chant. The guy's a lunatic. Yeah he's he so he went to Austin and he's... Well we're not giving Jacob enough front story of what he is. He got popular on the internet saying you can get this naturally if you just eat raw meat and do a non-stop working out. We're talking millions of dollars a year. Like he was a multimillionaire from his social media and his thing that he was creating, okay? Joe Rogan went on his show and kinda debunked him

without, you know what I mean? And people turned on him, which is, you know, it took away some of his, some of his. They didn't really turn on him, what happened was. As Lewis would say, it hurt his bag. His narrative. Joe giveth, Joe taketh away. No, no, here's what.

Joe hurt his bag, and you can't hurt his bag. Joe was just calling him out saying, there's no way this guy's natural, there's no way he's natural. So what that did was sparked up enough people to dig and find out that he does in fact do steroids. And then he had to make, that's what I was joking about before. His apology for that was what I just said. He was like, look, fact do steroids. And then he had to make, that's what I was joking about before. His apology for that was what I just said.

He was like, look, I do steroids. I'm ashamed that I said that. I lied to you guys. It's the worst thing. He goes, but I just wanted to inspire people to get to their best place naturally by showing you my extraordinarily unnatural body. Yeah, I don't think he injects steroids.

I'm pretty sure he drinks it and puts it in his eye. He also nonstop does, like, he's also doing the weirdest, he lives like, what's he called again? A what kind of lifestyle? A nomad? Ancestral. Ancestral lifestyle. But his, I don't know what his ancestors, I don't know what my ancestors did,

but most of his threatening videos to Joe Rogan are while he's sitting in a shower with a coffee enema going up his ass and he's holding the coffee thing up in the air. And he goes, I do it with coffee because I can drink some. Some goes into my butt. And he's just sitting there shitting while he's going like, and I'm going to go to Austin and probably murder Joe Rogan. First of all, pizza, Joe, pizza.

Your ancestors. Pure therapy. Your ancestors, pizza. My ancestral lifestyle was mostly based in pizza. I do think that is true. That is why I consume pizza. Your family invented the song. When the moon hits here I.

That was your great, great grandfather. That's amore. Papa, Grandpa Bogerson. So he. Pure steroid rage face. So once he admitted it, his thing just kind of went down. His whole kind of shit fell apart. But he went on the podcasts, he went on all the

the fighter and the kid, he became friends with all his podcasts, Bert. So he was friends, he was kind of in that thing. Just Rogan was like, look dude, stop. But it hurt his bottom line, his back. Yeah, it fucked him up. So now I think he's going through it pretty bad. Also, looks like he's on drugs.

He looks pretty bad, his face looks pretty bad. And he's just like, by day or by night, he's like all day, by night, by day. I get it. At nighttime, he says crazy things, how he's gonna attack and come hunt down Joe Rogan and challenge him to fights. And then during the day he's like,

my manager told me to take down all those tweets because you can't say you're gonna kill a guy and just whatever. He's like, so I took it down and you know, Shmo Jogan doesn't have to worry. Like I just wanna be on his show and blah, blah, blah. And then like later that night he'll go on and be like, I'm gonna tear this guy limb from limb when I see him

we're gonna fight but he says it like a viking we're honorably gonna fight like dragons and then you will come and break bread with my family and then our families will break bread when we are done battle yeah that's exactly talks like that he's like we will fight yeah we will fight like two elk in the night and then our blood will drip into each other's eyeballs and we will drink and suck each other's testosterone out of our assholes but then we'll become one and we friends but not until the end until I drink your balls and suck you off it's crazy and then he just goes and it's like what like you're gonna you're gonna seem like everyone was worried for about a week that he had murdered his whole family because they were not in order to be

seen in any pictures and then they showed up in a video in a hotel room with him, and he's just like, go in the bedroom, boys. Like, daddy's gotta go turn himself in for jail again. And so he went and turned himself to jail. He went into the, but I really think it's a set up publicity, because if you watch it, I think it's part of this whole, being an influencer, I know how the inside works, you know what I mean? Like I know things.

You're saying the way you fabricated your entire childhood story? You grew up with two loving parents and never saw the inside of a boy's jail? We all know you're full of shit. First of all, Jay, that is bullshit. Wow, dude, two family, perfect family. It'd be funny if I was a millionaire.

Bobby's first car was a used Beamer that his dad built together with him. Bobby and his father built that car from the ground up together. My tiny house is not a tiny house, it's a mansion in the entrance. The tiny house is just the entrance to the main house. You keep inviting us,

but you never tell where it is exactly. You give us coordinates. You have to take a yacht to it. Listen, the thing is, it's an island. I own a tiny island. But you never tell where it is exactly you give us coordinates you have to take a yacht to it listen It's an island. I own a tiny island Buddy Loi slala Bobby La is la barbie You are so much funnier skinny.

Do you know that? Shut up. I swear. And everyone says you're gonna lose it with the fat. No, you didn't lose it, you gained it. Listen, yeah so. I might get a funny tuck though. Would that change me?

Buddy, you're gonna get a funny tuck. If you get a funny tuck, I'm getting a funny tuck. No, it's not a real thing. Oh, okay. I thought you got a little, because you grabbed your. I was gonna say, I wouldn't be funny if it was like, so calling a tummy tuck a funny tuck.

I gotta be cutting out my funny... Sorry, dude. I'm so... I so want to get rid of this last little belly thing. When you said you were gonna... I thought you were gonna do it. I was like, I'll do it if you do it. I'll do it too. I will actually do that, but, you know, listen, like, fucking smash pussies on the air. Uh... Let's talk about that while we hold hands privately

and we're going together under anesthesia. Can you do this at the same time? Can you cut off our foopas at the same time, dude? I want my foopacup, but I want the rest of the... I want it all gone. And then... It is what I'm hating in the mirror. So I'm like, oh, it's almost like, width-wise it's good, but like, it just looks like empty empty now, as I hate it.

I caught myself playing with it while I was watching Animal Kingdom the other night. I'll never do that ever in my life. If I'm playing with it, I'm not watching something, I'm looking at myself lying in a bed and thinking about taking pills in a hotel room. I'm like, god damn, it's never gonna get any better, is it? You can lose all the weight and still look

like a piece of shit. Yeah, isn't that fucking terrible? So anyways, he went to Austin to do this, but it was all on his thing, and he showed up, he's standing at the Four Seasons. The guys got money. He did bring a fucking box with Joe Rogan's face on it with a gun inside that he says later,

he was like, they were freaking out because I had a box with a picture of you on it with a gun inside of it. He goes, that was a gift. I was gonna give it to you as a gift. I've had it for a while and I was like, oh, if I'm heading to Austin, I might as well get him that gift I forgot to send it before.

Yeah, and he files his fingers down with a four foot file you use to sharpen knives. Yeah, then he files his fingernails. So he's like, he's going out. Like a cat? The guy was like, hey dude, you don't wanna bring that So he's like he's going out. He's like a cat. I was like, hey, dude You want to you don't want to bring that downstairs because the cops are gonna arrest him He's like you gotta put that down. You can't okay like they're telling him don't bring the knife Don't bring the file dagger. Is that him?

That's him before you went nuts and the first kid when the first kid was the first kid remembers him not being a psycho Isn't that suck? Can you go back to that? before you went nuts and the first kid, when the first kid was, the first kid remembers him not being a psycho, doesn't that suck? Can you go back to that photo? That's what I'm saying, the oldest one you could see, when they're in this hotel room in the video, the son, it almost has a thing like, just two more years of this before I could just go

and tell everybody in my life, that was a wacky one growing up with, he's off his rocker. Look at how normal. I'm looking at a picture of him and he's ripped there like a normal rip. Yeah, he looks like a Florida guy. But why go from that?

Because you gotta dig into social media. You gotta access social media. Yeah, you can't be the liver king with a regular face. Look at that, he's just a regular dad. But all natural, I believe him. I wanna believe him. Look at what he has his family doing. Kettlebells, ankle weights, backpacks.

I'm wearing a cigarette, right? Who gives a shit? Yeah, do it, man. Do another lot of coke. You have more coke? I do. Yeah. Why wouldn't you tell me before?

Buddy, because I had from when I got sober and then after I got sober. A little quick little relapse? It's not every relapse. Somebody gave me and they tried. My friend Mikey O was like, do some more coke though You know fun when you were coked coked up, but I didn't do it

I just kept it in my book my my step book who gave it to you Mikey. Oh, is this safe stuff? I saved it. Yeah, it was before my Larry I don't know we never Irish guy. I don't know he's Irish. Yeah, okay Can you go back to that you got a reason steroid rage Christine rip up some of these rails for me DJ Lou Jacob Wow Christine I don't be rude Jacob you party you know I party watch fucking rip a little one of these regular get a little real going do it there you go Make a little thin going. Do it. There you go. Make it a little thin. There you go. Come on.

Nice! Damn it, we fucking get down here. And Bobby loves you. No, give it to me. Give it back to me. Yeeeeeaaaaah! Woo! Oh, when I came home last night. I always start a line before. You wouldn't make love to me. I'm playing tit drums. This is how I prove to everybody I know the song. Oh song oh is it not that part yet I just know the words you

wouldn't make love to me yeah dude we fucking party Bobby what do you do you just get off watching us party yeah I'm playing to master them. Titties. Me and Bob are going to join a Black fraternity by the... Yeah, what Black fraternity? You want to rush us here, Q-Dogs? So this guy goes to Austin and the cops are like, look, we're coming to get you. And it's all planned out. It's all his publicity team. He turned himself in.

Yeah, but they came and they gave him a few minutes to get his shit together. He's running around frantic, giving all kinds of words of wisdom that don't make any sense. He sounds like a fucking nutcase. And he was bear crawling around. So it's funny, they're describing all this stuff

and they go, and he's bear crawling around his hotel room and everything, and as he's saying this, I go, Louis is drug use away from being the liver king. He's like, he's bear crawling, and video himself bear crawling around his hotel room. I go, I think Louis does like a weekly thing of that. My coffee. If you subscribe right now, you get a weekly video

of me bear crawling around a hotel room. You know who he sounds like? Remember the guy. I heard a couple people now, I don't drink coffee, I heard a couple people say the coffee's really good. It's awesome. It really is good You remember the guy who was walking down the street? And he had all the fuck he was crazy

He was a big huge guy walking down the street kind of talking like I went to the house in there and then been about But there and that's what I saw to do to and he was singing like kind of rhythmically remember that guy You remember the guy he was crazy with the shins, his all shins were all fucked up. You memorized his whole speech. You memorized his whole speech. It was a psychotic loop as he walked down the street. Oh, the Pittsburgh guy.

Yes, that's who the, Here we go. That's who the liver king kind of has a cadence like that. Well, Christine has one. Right, he has like a little. He plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers. That's right. He likes to do the thing.

He does, though. Here we go. Here we go. Now that guy. He has like a little place for the Pittsburgh Steelers Here we go Here he likes to move neighborhood He's got the funniest steroid motivations that he posts Christine had one out together we rise Together we fucking conquer Yeah, it was more of it. It was it was gratitude. He's like ancestral living. You know our ancestors who used testosterone cyprionate. There he is right there. That's him. Put him on. This is 7 a.m. in the morning. Play the fist for Steelers. She wants no falling green. Oh, I am. That's bad luck. But she wants him alone.

Oh, there's a beat over it. I don't mind it. You like it? I thought Lou was doing it. I was so excited. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Play the fist for Steelers. Oh, they were using the Steelers font. Here we go. Here we go. His legs are dead. Play the fist for Steelers. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. His legs are dead. He says he hates it.

He says he hates it. There's his iron. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. He said he was going to the house. He was going to do a little line. See, I love her king.

Love her king talks like that. But then he kicked his dog, so fuck him for it. The way he kicked that dog was it. You didn't see that video? No. Oh, watch this. I saw him only giving his dog love. He kicked his dog?

I mean, he doesn't boot it to the fucking moon, but it's fucked up. What he does is fucked up. He wasn't just shoving the dog. It's a kick. And he's wearing boots. Okay, I didn't see this. Cut it the fuck out.

Come on. What'd he do though? You didn't see him kick the dog? Yeah, but the dog said the N word. The dog said the N word. Yeah, you can't be doing that. Yeah, they are doberlies. Yeah, he said Jew and then the N word.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, dude. He leaned over, he goes, from the river to the sea. Hey, knock it the fuck off right now. You don't fuck like that in this house. Yeah, dude, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta listen to the audio. You can't just look at it. You hear what this motherfucker just said?

Go back to Africa. What? I don't wanna go back to Africa. All you do is steal. What? I want to go to the war place. Black lives don't matter. Hey yo, don't fucking do that.

Black lives matter. Oh, the king kicks his dog. Joe Rogan podcast news, that's the fucking thing we're watching. Sorry guys, this is when you're in the sphere. I think this is his house, right? Yep, he's a millionaire. So what's this like ancestral living,

like just because he eats all these? Because they don't go outside and kill a raccoon and eat it with his hands. Yeah, dude, he is a multimillionaire. He has millions of dollars. They go, kids never look happy. I go, yeah, right? Looks like Trump's kids.

They're all wearing matching suits, except for his is a low-cut vest. Of course. Because he can't fit in a suit. Do you see his chest? This guy's got a bonkers body. Yeah, you have to show this. Look at the vest.

He's wearing... He looks better than anyone I've ever seen in a tuxedo in my life. His wife must be bummed out that she has to do shit with him, though. I'll tell you what she does have to do she has to keep those legs skinny But this guy throws an ancestral pounding into her fucking you think oh, yeah You think it comes out? I think she's probably only allowed to clean with some kind of weird like fucking like like powdered soap his piss jizz comes out like African bee honey

The mucous yeah, I just think You have to break it off. Yeah. And when you do, it sticks to your finger and thumb. You can't wipe it off with regular towel. You have to have hot water. Yeah, you gotta get hot water on that. You're gonna have to get some hot water on that. Christine, can you go back to the one

where they're all working out that one so they can read the motivation? Yeah, I'll find it. Is that the one? No. Anyway. This guy the one? No, anyway. This guy, man. The liver king. The liver king, and he bites into it, or just livers. Just eats liver raw.

Is that the thing though, like he eats? Yeah, he'll just bite into liver raw, like that's his thing, like liver, raw meats, and he lived the way we used to live, we didn't cook shit and all that dumb shit, and then he talks in fucking, I don't know, fucking rhymes, here we go, and he says stupid shit. And then people love them though,

because I mean, there was a lot of people on his side when he first came out, like this guy's doing it right, and people were like, dude, I do what you do. And then Robo's- Why do I look like you? I do what you do. Why do I not look even an 80th of what you look like? What does it say? Together? The ultimate pack. All right. Read a J like him. Together we rise.

Together we fucking conquer. Forget the bullshit. Social norms, societal norms that you want are soft and weak. Here we go. Life isn't meant to be easy. The fortune life comes to struggle. As a family we're experiencing the struggle together here we go Bonds fortune the fires of shared hardships hardships that create a bond No easy life can replicate your kids see your strength and your commitment and learn to channel their inner beast here we go Prepared in the face life challenges head-on Discipline resilience tenancy build these muscles not just in the gym

But in every goddamn aspect of life. When the shit hits the fan, your family will be ready. You'll have each other's backs because you know what it's like to fight, win, and fucking conquer together. Here we go, liver king out. Ha ha ha, bravo dude. Here we go. It's him right?

One of the kids doesn't wanna work out one day. No. I'm just gonna go play baseball with my friends. He kicks him right in the ass. He's like, first of all, you're gonna eat this fucking donkey heart. And then, first things first, you're gonna eat a donkey heart, and then you're gonna go honor your mother.

I asked Dawn to do a band work with me today. She said, I'm gonna go fuck myself, got a cup of iced coffee and hit the porch. She goes, yeah, you go be the liver king, and then I'll do what you wanna do. I'm gonna go over here with my small titties and have an iced coffee. Yeah, the guy was fucking yoked,

but his kids do never look happy ever. No. But they can't, the oldest one, I said he saw the transition, so that kid's got a story to tell, it's gonna be awesome. Yeah, well I think he's got a new, he's filming a new doc now.

Well, they did the one, they did the Netflix one. They did a Netflix one, but I think they're doing a new one. They have a camera crew around him all the time, so I think this was part of the buildup to the bullshit and the new. He looks fucking whacked out on drugs. Can I hear, can you go back to his thing? I wanna hear, there's one thing when he was talking.

He's playing for the Pittsburgh Steelers. She wants to go to Gainesville, huh? Yeah, they haven't seen that, she's probably, Can I hear can you go back to his thing? I want to hear there's one thing when he was She used to be a music theater Scroll down a little bit I think it's him. Greenville High. She goes again to Greenville High. Here we go. The video says this is 7am. Yeah, 7am in the morning. And the guys, his legs are dying from his kneecaps down.

If you look at his shins, he's got like diabetes. That was a while ago. This guy's gotta be dead. Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down. Keep scrolling. Yeah, scroll down, scroll down. It's down keep scrolling is uh wait wait wait yeah, scroll down scroll down It's all the way when he was getting we Yeah, keep going keep going he makes a lot of videos, bro. I go back go back go back up Right right there. Oh, that's where he's giving himself a coffee anime next to it though. Yeah, this is talking

I listen to this when he's getting ready to go to jail. I believe right can we hear it. I don't know Yes, always doing he's talking. All right, listen to this. This is when he's getting ready to go to jail, I believe, right? Can we hear it? I don't know. Oh, yes. Oh, he's doing, he's doing. We're going to bring him out of resistance. So you're just picking up where we're leaving off. He has moments of. He also has merch that says, that's Joe Rogan's face versus a good outline of his face.

His whole sweatsuit is that. Look at his belly button though, it's coming out. He's got a. Oh, he's got a hernia. Yeah, that makes me, I had one, they're. He's got a he's got a hernia. Yeah That's me. I had one the disgusting. I'm so glad I got rid of it. It was gross And it would get bigger and bigger and if I laughed it came out like a quad oh, you know, and then it Talking about I hate this and then I I actually pushed it back in once my doctor was like, oh you can push it back in I go what he goes come here and he stuck his finger and it went in back in

Your belly button Became like magic shop mustard you ever see when you can go to a magic shop by the fake mustard you squirt it and mustard Comes out, but it's honest string. It's not real mustard That's what Bobby's belly button was so laughing fake mustard would come out. It's gone But before it was like bulging out right here. Oh, it was grow. It was a little pocket Oh Jacob, if you you wanna see this guy ram coffee up his shitter. I listen. You're the best kind, psyche.

Drink some of the coffee. And I'll go away. I'm gonna try that tonight. Standing up with a two-stein. I'm gonna try that with Louis's coffee. Christine, shut the fuck up. You would submit to this guy. The liver king.

Yeah, you would love him, Christine. You like jacked guys. Not fucking steroid psychopaths. You would love a nice coffee enema with body brain, dude Oh, you know what? Let me tell you I don't like coffee Yeah, but I should ask Lewis if I could coffee enema his coffee you can Would it be good for you? I'm actually things okay to go in my ass. We look up What's it called? Timonium cat, what's this stuff called?

Lions mane. No, there's something else in there too. Tong Kwan Ali. Tong Kwan Ali. And Aka Laka Laka. And Shimshalabim. And a lion's mane. And beets.

And yeah, you can stick it right in your butt. So I can jam it right in my ass, you're saying? You can put it in your ass, but here's what I would do. I would actually put something else in your butt first, get those red blood cells going to the roots of your butthole, and then put it in the Ashka-Waga and the Takawanga Ali, and the lion's mane will just get absorbed along with the Thinian.

Christine, can you see if Lewis could call on the show real quick? Yeah. I'd like to ask him if he would stand behind, if something terrible happens to me. Yes, Sue. I'd like to ask him if he would stand behind, if something terrible happens to me, when this goes up my ass, inevitably. Yeah, I don't wanna have him jammed up in court,

but I'll bring him to his knees financially, if something terrible happens to me shoving his coffee up my ass. It looks like you're gonna mainline all the good stuff. I hope. Yeah, but it's gonna mainline all the good stuff. I hope. Yeah, but it's gonna go right directly into your blood system from your asshole. Maybe.

Yeah, 100%. Let's hope. Bobby, you don't know science. You're Dr. Cheese. Buddy, what? You're Dr. Cheese, you're not Dr. Fucking Asshole. A little reference, just tell me what, I was feeding Dan Soto's really like cheese, and they named me Dr. Cheese, which I liked.

The dog kept coming over to Bobby, Dr. Cheese. Yeah, he followed me around because I hooked him up with cheese. Just doing a little vamping until Louis calls in. Yeah. That's all, some light story work. Buddy, the reason why I know this is because when you put stuff in your asshole, right,

you absorb it quicker. It's like- Oh, is that why when that guy fucked you, you became gay? I told you that in confidence. No, no, no. And that's not why I became gay. No? Yeah, no it's not.

Oh, no? You know what, I hope I am gay someday. Just to fucking make you feel bad about saying that joke. I'm gonna have to go to an apology tour on the press. I'm like, I didn't know at all. This guy was blowing F words out there left and right. I didn't know he was hiding something. I wasn't hiding it, Jay.

The only reason why I wanted to do this show was to get closer to you. Nothing would make me happier, and I mean this from the heart, nothing would make me happier than to find out that you and Justin Silver had a long-term gay relationship behind everyone's backs. You know what makes me sad about that?

What? Is that I'm not hot enough for Justin. I don't think that's true. I don't think I am. I don't think that's true. I'm not, that makes me sad. No, Jacob would fucking take down a big gal. Jacob can take.

Or I'm not Jacob, Justin will take down a big gal. Jacob will never take down a big gal. You don't have to fucking insult me like that. Jacob would definitely go with me. I could get Jacob. Jacob would not get with you. What? But Justin would.

Jacob, you, if I, Jacob, stop. Let me turn to you. I like you as a friend. What? But Justin would. Jacob, you, if I, Jacob stop. Let me turn to you. I like you as a friend. What? That's like, why does it hurt? Why does it feel bad? Look at me. We've all had that said to us.

Buddy, look at me. What do you mean? Bobby never has. That was the first time ever. What do you mean you like me as a friend? You just delivered a crushing blow, my friend. So if you were gay, and I was gay. Yeah.

I wouldn't be your type? Are you crazy? I'm not my, my friend. So if you were gay, and I was gay, I wouldn't be your type? Are you crazy? I don't know my type. What? I don't know my type then. Why did my hearing just get, why did the buzzing just go away? I don't know.

I know you're type, dude. He's currently, Louis is currently with kids, he said when he texted, so. With kids? Is this not around kids quite, if he's not on speaker phone? Let me ask you a question, why plural? Huh? Why plural?

Oh, he's Puerto Rican, so they multiply. I gotcha, he's gotta be around multiple kids. Cause they're just there. Wherever he's jerked off in his house, there's a child growing. And some of them get good sunlight, some of them don't. So only a few survive. So he's taking care of James probably and several of his slowly growing jizz piles.

A Quavo kid is walking around. I'm really offended man. I could be a dandy. Dude, I like all the same stuff you like. That's true. We like the same stuff. We'd watch the same shows. We'd go and do the same stuff.

What are you talking about? I like a sense of humor. I'm a fucking, you don't think I'm funny? No, Jacob, I think, Jacob, you'd get with me for like a night. I don't think we'd be a whole thing, but we'd fucking rock it out one night for sure. Throw each other around a little bit.

What do you think about that? Would you rock it a one night? Jay. Throw each other around a little bit. What do you think about that? Would you rock it a one night? Jay's a one night stand, you're more relationship. Yeah. But a sexless relationship. What? Which you're not attracted to each other. Dude, that's what I have now.

Yeah. That's not what I want. You thought it was gonna be greener on the other side. Bobby would be more loyal. You thought the grass was gonna be greener, but it's just a sexless marriage with Jacob now. I thought it was gonna be gayer. There's nothing gayer than my relationship with Don.

You guys will dance more. You guys will dance more for sure. We went and visited my old gay neighbors last, on Saturday. Why? We went back to our old, Max was like, I want to go see our old house, our neighborhood. So he was like, I want to go. He misses the guys that molested him.

No, nobody molested him. You don't know that. We did Fourth of July together. Oh boy, that's how it happens. I like Fourth of July. I told you what those guys, they go by the rules of New York State. Nothing, no fireworks six and a half feet or higher. They buy New York legal fireworks

and they have a platform that they built to put the fireworks on, and then they have a hose running the whole time. So one stands with a hose, and then they light the fireworks, they let Max light it. So they put on the most eco-friendly, gayest firework display ever? It's the safest, I hate extravagant.

I like fireworks done professionally, but I don't like amateur people. Like Paul Verzi, he went and met somebody at a dock to get illegal fireworks. What's his address, let's turn him in. I'd love to because it's allegedly. No, I say we fucking let's do this. Let's be the beginning. His firework display your whole time you're like just seeing shadows run up to this thing and just and then people running for their lives.

It's not called shadows Mexican workers. No, no, that was the shadowsadows, cause it's dark out. Oh. Yeah. And then the fireworks are just landing on people's houses, like the roofs, you just see the pshh. And you're like, this is- I don't like that, I don't like that one bit.

Yeah dude, who the fuck wants that? I don't like rogue fireworks. No, I like professional fireworks. I like a rogue. I like professional or amateur, like the guys on our block block the two gay who are awesome I don't like people who put on displays like they like they they have to you know meet somebody to dock and the things gonna go a hundred feet in the air and blow up and I

like fireworks Not too much The house Sparkler in Florida you just everyone has fireworks so on Too much. Not too much. We got sparklers for the house. In Florida, you- I like that. I like that sparkler. In Florida, you just, everyone has fireworks, so on 4th of July, it's like you walking your dog, but it's like Vietnam. Yeah.

There's smoke, you're walking through smoke. I like that. I don't like it. During the pandemic in the village, or in July, it was crazy how many people were lighting off fireworks. It was nonstop, do you remember that? Yeah, but they were still kind of fucking like whack fireworks.

In Philly, when I was growing up, or even South Jersey, we had some uncles and shit that would get their hands on some illegal fireworks stuff. So it was fun to watch, we were pretty trash. It was fun to watch a professional firework go off from like in front of your shitty house. I don't like it. It's terrifying just to see it.

Especially these houses. These houses would have gone up like a fucking wick. These are shitty fucking. Dirty row houses. They're all connected. It's just one. Not even South Jersey where we were, where we do this, it was just houses that were like,

made of wood siding and wood. Wood on wood. Waiting to be fucking burned up. We were in a, we did New Year's Eve in Aruba, and I guess that's a big night where, we're at a restaurant, outdoor restaurant in the outdoor seating, and the guy just dropped a box, like behind us, like four feet behind us, and lit it.

And it just went, phoom, phoom, phoom, phoom, phoom. Like, and we like jumped, and it just, pow, pow, it was crazy crazy fireworks and nobody said shit. How legal are fireworks in New Jersey because at our grocery store, I almost bought they had like $100 boxes hundred and fifty dollar boxes of fireworks that I was gonna like consider buying But then I was like, well, what are these bullshit though? Am I buying $150 of corny little fucking things, or am I buying something that's gonna upset some people?

You're gonna buy things that upset people because you live in a neighborhood that you shouldn't be lighting fireworks off in. No, here it says, it's sparkling devices and novelties like sparklers, snakes, glow worms, smoke devices, trick no, yeah. Yeah, it'sworms smoke devices trick no it. Yeah It's bullshit stuff. Oh, they're garbage. Yeah, it's bullshit fun stuff And then if you want to see fireworks turn the TV on and watch it either fireworks like crackle on the street

They don't really like go up at all. Like that's what we did. There's a barbecue at Lewis's and remember They're putting them there setting them off with James. Yeah, yeah little ones. I'm fine with But when you go a diversity is Verze is a maniac, dude. He was lighting stuff off that, like, were bombs. And, like, you know, it goes up, and it goes, you're like, oh, it didn't work, and then, boom, and it goes, and then it sprinkles down on all the woods behind his house, and people's obsessions.

It is funny you're describing it beautifully with, like, terrible consequences. It goes funny you're describing it beautifully with like terrible consequences. And it explodes and magical colors and lights go on and come down all these dry ash trees and. And then. There's ash everywhere, there's remnants of the fireworks. And I don't.

Blown apart all over everyone's property. Everybody's saying and then the dogs don't, the dogs are all fucking flipping out. Dogs hate fireworks. Our dog has no problem with fireworks. It's great It's probably black people yes All the animals wildlife's Traumatized by it. I don't like it. There's a bunch of dogs there

And they kept running over to the fireworks, and they were like get over here Oh, it's like chain the fucking dog up It got forbid the thing blows up in the dog's face and the poor thing gets burnt I mean you should probably have your dog on leash when you're setting off fireworks Actually logical idea, I don't think it's these New Jersey level fireworks that I was looking at but Do you there was a guy was it last year's fireworks? That video went viral of the guy that we watched

in here, the guy's lighting went off and it blows his fucking hand to pieces and he's in shock and he's just like, ooh, ooh, he walks around and he's dangling off. I think they, is there a follow-up? I think they showed how they fixed it. They fixed his hand? You know.

It's not a gaping wound of blood anymore. They fixed my hand the other day. They fixed my hand, yeah. It's not the gaping wound of blood anymore. They fixed my hand the other day. It's not the way it was. I can't play for the Pissworks. How about Jean-Pierre Paul? The player for the Giants. God, you guys are such ladies. The player for the Giants that blew his fingers off

with fireworks and came back and played, just always played with like a fucking cast on. Wacky. He was good. You got it Chrissy? You mind if I call you Chrissy? That's all right. Yeah dude he the fireworks situation terror I don't mind firecrackers I don't mind a little sprinkler a little sizzler I don't mind a little bottle rocket little little bottle rocket I'm fine with. For those the ones that go can go possibly like forward by accident and shit. Yeah, but I don't mind.

What do they used to call them in your neighborhood when you put them on the ground? The little rockets, what'd they call them? You were telling me. Bottle rockets. What'd they call them though? You're saying you put them on the ground, they... Forget what they called them.

You said they called them something. Oh, is it bottle rockets? Chasers or something like that? No. Okay. Is this them something. Oh, is it bottle rockets? Chasers or something like that? No. Oh, okay. Is this the guy? Oh, play it. This is terrible.

Oh, no, this is the news. This is the guy, they blurred it out. So a guy's, what is this? A guy's in the street. He's trying to lay, I don't know, an M80 or something, but when the guy goes over, they're like, no, the guy in the skateboard is the one who really breaks it.

Oh, his hand's hanging off. Yeah. Oh, it is blurry. Yeah, they blur it out. But see if they... But it doesn't matter. I've seen it before. But just find what they fixed it with.

So the guy lit a firework in his hand and it went off too quick. Yeah. I mean, who the fuck does that? But that's all I thought about when I was gonna buy those. Like maybe I'll buy like whatever. It'll be a little fun. If they're stupid, it's kind of funny. But they still stay on it like, you have to be careful. Light this and get out of range quickly and don't fuck around don't be near it

Don't like more often than one at a time and all this shit knows like you know what? If I had to come here to work one day just be holding like fucking two nubs and like one one working finger Hey guys, just Ian has to put the cigarette your mouth and you light it. Oh, that would suck so much I have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it.

You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it.

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You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. You're gonna have to smoke it. Because I don't drink coffee. I fucking take it straight in the ass. Why coffee? Why is it they believe coffee is good for enemas? I mean, he's the first person I've heard that from. No, it's coffee enemas supposed to be good for you. I heard that before.

Why? Because of the fucking mineral caffeine. You know what's funny? You could, you know, a wise person once told me, a wise person will just go. I don't know watch this Mm-hmm. I I actually had a wise person tell me a long time ago. Go with the flow just start talking just do it I Queen it's more entertaining. He said go to Florida cocksucker. This is fucking talk. We gotta talk with two hours

This is cute. Oh, you fuck don't put the brakes on you mother fun Just keep on going I don't know it's not fun What's this thing? I don't know buddy ready watch this ask me again. Why do they put the coffee? Why is it coffee these for animals because do the? Micronisms the micronisms. You gave me so much time. I had nothing to do. To think of a fake answer.

I got micronisms, dude. You don't like micronisms? I mean, you go with micronisms. I feel like if you say it 10 times fast, you're gonna fuck it up. Micronism, micronism. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Micronism, micronism.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Micronism, micronism, micron, you, you. Whew. Whew, thanks, dude. Oh my God, when the black-loo cat's away, the bonfire mice will play, huh? The bonfire mice will play when black-loo is away. Here we go.

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There they are, right there. Why is his hand, why does he look like he's in Minecraft? He says he speaks out, he's gonna be like, don't do this. Vice, can you give? It's the Yule Brenner, don't smoke. Guys, look at my fingers. I'll do that. Now that I'm gone, I tell you this.

Don't smoke. Don't smoke. Don't smoke. Don't smoke. Put this out posthumously. Man, that commercial freaked me out when it came out. Don't smoke. But he had bad teeth, smoke. Put this out posthumously. Man, that commercial freaked me out when it came out. Don't smoke. But he had bad teeth, too.

You ever see his teeth in the West? When he did the Westerns, he had disgusting teeth. Gross. That might have been movie makeup. No, no, it was his teeth. Pharaoh? Yeah, no, in The Good, The Bad, The Ugly. No, I'm saying he was Pharaoh.

No, I'm talking about The Good, the Bad, the Ugly. I know he was Pharaoh. But he was only Pharaoh for me. I didn't watch one other thing Yul Brynner was a part of. You didn't see The Good, the Bad, the Ugly? He's not in that movie, Bobby. Yul Brynner.

The Magnificent Saga. Who is that? Oh, you know, I must have seen it then because I damn near lied. I could have lied and jumped on with Jacob and been like, he wasn't even in that bomb. Wait a minute. Eli Wallach?

Is that him? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, you're right. But they're very similar. Our Yule Brenner knowledge. No, they don't look at each other. Our Yule Brenner knowledge is garbage.

I know, it's terrible. Bring up Yule Brenner. Bring up the good, the bad, the ugly. Don't smoke. Please don't smoke. Who's on the phone? Lewis? Oh, nice. Lewis, what's on the phone? Louis? Oh nice, Louis, what's up buddy?

What's up? Louis, we have a question for you. First we have Body Brain Coffee, fantastic, tastes great. It's out on the market right now, you can order it. But we have a question about it. Well we already said that. We don't have to over suck and stick. We want to know, I want to start getting you,

I want to use it. I have a, I'm a 5%, you gave me 5% of the company, so. What? Yeah, whatever dude, just move on. Oh my God dude. Body, brain. You get everything off the ground level. Stay focused, in every sip.

My question Louis is, you know I don't drink coffee, and I wanna enjoy my friend's product, cause I've, multiple people now have told me it's great, and I wanna know, is it safe with all the do dads and stuff that are in it, Can I coffee enema it? Can you coffee animate? Yeah, can you put it is it safe is tong kadali? Going to destroy my inner asshole. Yeah, and i'll just say as as as the person who owns this coffee brand I'm going to say no do not do that

As your friend and a person who loves you. Mm-hmm. Yes, Jay Please do that. Okay, a little packet directly directly into your asshole then top it off a little bit of cream and then just I mean he's doesn't want to drink it. He actually wants to sip it with his bum and then spit it out. I Want to I want to see I want to see it like your asshole do like a little swallow puck or pucker Oh, I bet if you put it if you poured it quickly into a funnel It would slowly my ass would slowly accept it inside and you would until it was gone It was favor drinking it. It wouldn't just be one big glug. It would be a nice slow chug Can we get to the scientists back at body brain HQ and see if I could?

Shut this up my ass because I would like to do an enema competition maybe with someone. Can I ask a question though? Are you gonna just pour, cause it's a dry, it's dry and then it's- No, you have to mix it first. I would say why don't you just snort it with your asshole like cocaine.

Put a line down, sit on it and let- Well I was imagining it was gonna be in powder form when you put it into your asshole. I bet you were gonna funnel it into your asshole in powder form and then put a little creamer on top of it. However you take your coffee. And just fart up. Put a little creamer or whatever it is.

Yeah. Oh my God, I'm just gonna fart freeze dried crystals? Well, they're not gonna freeze, they're gonna, once they hit your moist asshole, it's gonna be moist enough. Sir, how would you feel if I told you that we switched your coffee enemy up with body brain coffee?

What? Freeze dried, you're gonna, your asshole's gonna freeze from the inside out, like Terminator? that we switched your coffee out of me with body brain coffee. What? You're gonna your asshole's gonna freeze from the inside out like Terminator. Oh I'm a Terminator 2 in Demolition Man ass and then Lewis is gonna kick me in the asshole. My asshole's gonna break into a thousand pieces. What if you put it in your asshole dry and then all of a sudden you're like limitless. You just know everything. That'd be great. You call Lewis well you have to do some more coffee.

Yeah someone goes oh that would be great if someone goes, you know I've been drinking body, brain coffee but I'm not feeling the effects yet. I go, you're drinking it wrong. You gotta get this up your ass, my man. You are missing out on all the best benefits of this. No, I just wanted to ask you if you knew if that was a thing, if you should or should not

coffee enema with this. You're saying as an owner right now, before the research is in. Have you guys checked what you've seen? Let this. You're saying as an owner right now, before the research is in. Oh, let me see what ChatGBT says right now. I love that ChatGBT is Lewis's best friend. No, they're seeing each other again, yeah. Oh, they're seeing, you guys are back together? Yeah, they worked out their problems.

They worked them out? Ironically, they solved their problems by asking ChatGBT how to solve their problems. Now Jay, I would actually boil the water and put it in hot. Come on, dude. Why would you set a friend up to do something like that? I'm saying, dude, your asshole can take it.

You don't know that. I do. All right, I'm asking right now, would you be able to put Body, Brain, Coffee up your amus and feel the benefits? I hit enter. Come on, don't be a pussy, Chet, GPT. Come on, Chet, GPT. Let dbt just the technique art so it said

technically question mark you can put just about anything up your hand but in the case the body brings coffee no you won't feel the intended benefits in doing that and here's why and then they give me all it would a coffee animal work coffee animals do exist but therefore a detox will not be tropic into

saucer and boosting effects you're gonna you're risking irritating your colon J now here's the thing I'm not gonna get the benefits but what if it just tastes good up there so you're gonna get you're gonna get Christine I'm gonna go up there and I guess why guys I just like the taste in my asshole though not in my mouth still like coffee in my mouth what is it coffee enema? It's what the liver King's doing while he's threatening Joe Rogan he's just sitting there with a putting coffee up his ass I swear to God. Yeah. He just is sitting there with a

tube that puts coffee up your ass and then I guess you hold it in until you blast shit it all out but he's just shitting while he's talking to Joe. I won't talk to my friends on the phone when I shit. Liver King will make global threats. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Um, alright, so noted, I will not encourage people to put body, brain, coffee up their ass. Hey, Louis. Just drink it.

Louis. Just drink it. Louis, is that mug with the muscles? Is that real or is that just- Yeah. Can you get one of those? Not yet, but it's gonna be on sale. I'm gonna really jump gonna be on sale.

I'm gonna really jump the gun on that. How funny. I went, yeah. How business is he? He goes, building demand. He goes, not yet, but they will be on sale. How about you give me one? I gotta build demand.

I'm 5% owner of the company. I gave you two bags of body brand coffee. You gave me one. And it was open. It was used. Yeah, it came, it was open. It was used. Yeah, it came, it was open. Mine was full of Folgers. I think you're the liver king coffee enemy of the year.

That's so funny. Yeah, dude, that fucking muscle cup is gonna be, that's Lewis's version of the Joe Rogan gorilla face kettlebell. I'm gonna be, I'm gonna want, if this coffee goes good, I'm going to be in the Lewis sphere. Oh dude, we're all going to jump right into the Lewis sphere. The Gomez sphere?

Hell yeah. Yeah guys, get me a rich and then yeah, we'll all just hang out in the Lewis sphere. Oh, we're trying to get you rich, my friend. We want you rich, rich. The angle, Lewis gets rich and then leaves all of us behind. Go ahead dude, fucking sail. Ride Captain, ride. Hey, we didn't make it all the money you wanted,

but we're gonna put the rest in. This thing showed up on Instagram earlier today. This is actually kind of a fucked up question. At first you're gonna go, no, no way. But then we start to really think about it. So it was like, what would you take? Two trillion dollars. Or essentially, would you take two trillion dollars or no essentially would you take two trillion dollars but then whoever you consider

your best friend they will disappear from your life without a trace no goodbye no nothing they're just gone not that they're dead they just disappear completely you can never communicate with them again and there's no explanation for what happened sure yes or we were you asking if I understood it yeah of course of course I would yeah who wouldn't do that who gives a fuck about I said it was what I'm saying I have so many friends that I wouldn't even know is the best so it's like if you're really telling me technically when I take a chance that one of the friends from my life of all of my friends is

gonna get taken away, suck back to the mothership, I'll go, yeah. And then the audio goes up, and then you go up. What if they don't die, but they disappear like in the Avengers, when Thanos is dead,

and they just turn to dust. I'd do that if you paid my mortgage off. Do I have to? If you pay the 710 I owe, you would watch me turn to dust, and look? 710 I oh you would watch it You would watch me turn the dust and look at you as I as I watch my own chest disappear I look at you and I go no And then I just go turn the ash and slap you in the face with that with black ash

Seven ten seven ten and some body-bra brain coffee for life body brain for life, dude Take a break Lewis. Thank you so much for calling. Make sure you check out body bring coffee available right now You can order it. Oh, yeah get that shit Check out check out Lewis. He's on the road. He's filming a special Bobby is Yeah directing. Yeah, it's gonna be great. It going to be amazing. So make sure you check it out. Lewis of skanks.com. Go to all see his shit.

Look at all this. And we're going to be me. Oh, you know, I got Charlotte coming up to coma. Me and Lewis are going to be in L.A. doing story wars. We got three shows for sale, I believe today or soon. And Sacramento, big comedy.com. Go to get there. I'll see you.

I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show.

I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. I'm going to be at the end of the show. We got three shows for sale, I believe, today or soon. And Sacramento. BigJComedy.com. Go to get there. I'm going to be at the Empire Comedy Club. Bobby's nonstop touring this summer. I'm doing one show and me and Donna are separating. Really?

Yeah, we're separating. Oh. So come down, girls. Come down, you mean whores. It's just one of those summer separations. It's a summer separation. No, I know. This is good. How is healthy?

Make sure you're gonna punch up that live slash Robert Kelly for all his dates. We'll be right back after this break