The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Truth or Dare (feat. Dave Temple)

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

The crew revisit childhood sex games and Dave Temple comes in to promote his Black Ass Comedy Show!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. To say a day, everybody, Bobby's tiny house was destroyed by mild weather. At the house. Not the house.

Bobby's tiny house was destroyed completely by mildly bad weather. It was the ring camera got knocked off the side so it's just dangling swinging. It rained a little bit and blew Bobby's house completely away. To Vermont. Um, hey everybody. Well you're in Vermont. No. house completely away to Vermont. Um, hey everybody. Well you're in Vermont. No. No it's not Vermont.

You're in New Hampshire. You don't care about me. New Hampshire. You don't care about me. I'm bad with the geography up there. It's the white mountains. New Hampshire. Of New Hampshire, but it's different.

There's New Hampshire. Yeah. Like Salem. That's like Massachusetts. No, Salem, they have sure they have different salums, Jay. That's not the witch's one though. No, the witch's one is Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Yeah. Nice. Where the witches come from. The witches where Christine is that's her mecca. Oh, Christine thought she was going to start a

coven up and fucking art school up there. Then came to New York, locked into some dick. Locked in some dick. Some Philly dick. No, not me. I didn't make her to go to Boston. I did. I made Karla not go to Boston. Why didn't make her, but she decided to stay at Gorda Cardo's, though law, instead of Boston, we first started dating,

which good choice. There's a bell wouldn't be born. It was a good choice. Good choice. I taught art at the Boys and Girls Club in Salem. Really? Massachusetts. The Witches College.

The Witches' place. I had to pick the kids up in a white van every day from school. It's so witchy. And then bring them back to the Boys and Girls Club and then teach art. What kind of art? Witchy art? A macaroni vases. Okay. Stuff like that.

That's pretty witchy. Well, they gave me the job and they were like, because I went to art school and they were like, all right, do you think? And I had no thing. So I just, I just, you know, the worst thing would be living in a creepy old house in Salem, Massachusetts. That's a nightmare. Dude, I actually, me and Dane, when I first met Dane, he was kind of nerdy, theater nerd.

Sure. Played Kinnickie in Greece at high school. Yeah, that all adds up, the tracks. And then something switched when we started doing comedy, we started doing stand-up, and we started getting girls. Yeah. And I was always kinda, you know, I was always into. He was thin, he figured out his hair.

Well, dude, he had like, far faucet hair at one point long It was long and feathered It's no good. That's no good He figured out like the flippy spiky. Well, that was later But at this point he had the long and feathered and I you know I always got curls back then I always had chicks when I was younger so when you were 11 apparently Well when I got sober I had to relearn how to get chicks. Oh.

But... You weren't a drunk liftier old anymore. No. Well, dude, it was hard because I remember meeting girls after being in rehab for a year and a half. Yeah. We were at the beach. Reveyor beach is like, you go down on your car,

you drive down on your car, you park, you get a roast beef sandwich and you meet chicks. Sure. So me and him were there after shows one night, late night, and these girls drove by and screamed out, hey, nice ass to me, because I had a fucking great aspect of that. Did you? Now it's terrible. But you had a great one.

Now I have Paul Staleas. Yeah. I got dumb butt for sure. Yeah. Like, that sucks. Yeah. I feel it. When I lay ever, or have I just hand down the back of my pants,

or whatever's laying in bed, and I just feel like my dump ass just socks. Yeah, I got a flat butt. Yeah, Jacob's got a high tidy. He's nice. Yeah, he's got a nice ass. But back then I had a nice ass. So the one was blonde, smoking hot.

The other one was Brunette kind of all right. And they were like, they came out, they started talking to us. And they were like, why don't you come back to our house with us, we followed them back to Salem. And they lived in one of those like fucking old witch houses. Like a very little basement, little tiny windows, the fucking doors are smaller, people are smaller.

And we went up, they lived in the attic. It was fucking nuts. And as soon as we get up there, they're like, we'll be right back. They just went in and started showering. And I'm fucking panicking, because I'm in a witch, you know me with ghosts

and witches and shit. I'm like, dude, what the fuck are we doing, dude? This is, they're gonna fuck this is not right. This is just not right. This is a weird house. These girls just came in and got naked. They're showering. Were they hot? The blonde was smoking hot and the other one was okay. Enough. Not hot. And he picked up a guitar because he was learning how to play guitar for the last couple. Okay, what an awesome thing to do. He picked up a guitar because he was learning how to play guitar for the last couple. Okay, what an awesome thing to do. He picked up a guitar and as they're walking out with towels on, he went, he looked at

me, he goes, Bobby, get your fucking shit together. Ring. What's up, girls? I want you six of gold again. Dude, dude, he, I was like, I was in shock. Like, danger's turned into a fucking man. Like, that was the first time I saw him kind of be- And the girls, what happened with the girls?

They took us into the basement, it was too weird, and I want to get freaked out. I was- I left, yeah it was weird, and then I actually hooked up with the blonde girl again. She was a stripper at the Golden Banana, which is a strip club on Route 1. And I went on a date with her. Hell, you guys know. We had to be like, 20, maybe 21. I took her on a date and she showed up smoking hot. I mean, stripper, smoking hot.

And I took it down to Newbury Street, which is the hot street in Boston. And I took it to my friend's restaurant, Jamie Georgia, who's just a nunsio, yoked out, tanned, chained, fucking shredded,

chewed up. Exactly the guy she should have been with. Yeah. And she had no underwear. She was just sitting there with her legs open and people walking by just looking at her pulse. Trying to get nunsio worked up. I was, and he showed up

and they were just yapping together and he's looking right at her snatch and she knows And I'm like and then she goes Um, he goes. Oh, he's such a douche. He goes. What would you write if you saw a baby and a puppy on the road? And you had to hit one which one would you hit and she was like the baby? I would never hit a puppy goes me too Fuck both of you. Let's go fucking the walk in It was so annoying

And I was one of the proudest moments I've ever had because we went back to her witch house again Yeah, and Salem and we run upstairs and she started doing all kinds that she went and took a shower again Which I thought was fucking weird. Yeah, she goes guys. This place is litter with his best You might want to delouse. So I went into the shower. Weirdest decision I've ever made. She actually, she was naked in the shower. We started kissing. She took out my shtomakia.

She started playing with it. I took her hands off of my piece, zipped my pants back up, kissed her on the forehead, and I go, I'll see you later. Wait, you were in the shower? She was in the shower naked, she was holding my shtamank in her hand. Oh, out, you're outside the shower. You're outside the shower. I'm outside the shower.

Okay, okay. You're right. And I left, I just left. You're shoes were getting wet, that's so nice. I just did something about her that I was like, fuck, she's doing too much weird shit. Showing her snatch. Yeah.

Now she's doing this weird thing in the shower. That's plenty. And I was like, I don't want to fuck. Whatever game you're playing, I just don't want to do this witch game. You know, running out of a situation, it's so far in a couple of those. It was so weird.

Like, it was the age to fuck for sure. But I just don't think a bunch of us had. And when the internet first started, I'm sure I've told this on the air before, but I don't think you've ever heard of Bobby. We were like, I love when you call me Bobby. Just when you had the why, I think.

When we were, you know, many, many years ago, I called you Bobby and you corrected me. Say it's Robert now and don't it was Run the time the bill switched from Billy bird to bill. I was when the internet started and there was a Bobby Kelly And he was a poet from New Hampshire and I didn't want you to fucking fuck things up. I understand that but now I love it now I love it. Okay, come be Bobby now We are early internet AOL chat limited hours on it. YeahOL. Yeah, age sex location shit.

We hung out with, we had this, we met these two girls and they came over to my house maybe for a little bit hung out and then they left, like nothing happened with them. They were like both pretty busted. But late night she jumped in that chat again and there was like three or four of us hanging at my house and she was like uh come over. Basically she invited us over to her house. Her parents were asleep. She

said they have a finished basement like set up. So we were like sure we went over there and we go in and we went down, so we started playing Truth or Dare. And this girl's down to do anything. She is unattractive. We drove over to this girl's house and we go in the basement and we start playing Truth or Dare. And she's down to do anything. Anything.

We're sucking her tits which had hair on them, but we still sucked them because it was just like, yeah, it was just like, you're supposed to. How much, can I just ask questions little, I just need to know how much hair and wear. On the neck, on the neck. On the neck, on the neck. On the neck, on the neck. On the neck. Like, seven long ones.

It's bad. Like, you can see the hair, I'll feel it. Both. You can see it before and then when you put your mouth on it, you were like, yeah, that's hair on her to it, all right. She showed us in some capacity her big hairy box. And, but here's the thing, in any circumstance, you'd think before that happened,

not that you'd be psyched necessarily, you wouldn't pick her as the girl you're gonna fuck, but we were all like young, horny enough guys and be like, sure, you do it and just chalk it up to a number, you know what I mean? But something, we made some jokingly dare of like fucking or she said she was gonna fuck all of us or it was getting ready to start. So whatever it was, she goes, yeah, just give me one second and she went upstairs and we heard like beeping noises and I couldn't guess what it was. It was nothing at all. She definitely wanted to do this,

but we got in our own, it was like a bunch of guys and we were all looking for an excuse to get out and I don't know if it was me or somebody else we just like, yeah, that's her, like, she's calling the police, which on what? I don't know what she'd be calling the police on. We just convinced ourselves, like, yo, let's get the fuck outta here.

And we bowled out of this house while this naked, chubby, small titted chick with hair on her nips was like, what's happening? She couldn't believe that everyone was like, I was just gonna fuck all three or four of these guys. Another running away. I was just making a beef stew. Whatever it was, whatever it was,

she came down with the real like, what was the trap? But we just all be conjured that up to be like, we're not ready for this, we have to get out of here and we fucking bailed. To the dare, I mean, as a kid, fine, a lot of fun, but as a young man, as a, like a young man getting into sexual stuff, truth or dare was a non, I mean a 100% of the time, something

crazy was my favorite memories, man, the best are a couple of truth or dare games. And I probably did it because of comedy and on the road and the hotel rooms and meeting people on in the first night and being young, probably too deep into my 20s was I still rocking a Truth or Dare. I mean me and Dorosa have played Truth or Dare with the chicks before. I would do Truth or Dare right now.

Of course. We should do a Truth or Dare on the live show. Truth or Dare everybody. Yeah, we should try to kiss Bobby for 10 seconds. We should do a Truth of Dare on the live show. Truth of Dare, everybody. Yeah, we should try to... Kiss Bobby for 10 seconds. How we should do it? And you know Truth of Dare was definitely created from a pedophile.

Oh, for sure. That's definitely a dude going, how am I gonna get kids? But if the girl goes, yeah, I'll play Truth of Dare. Oh. And you're like, okay, already, she's gonna do something. She's willing to do something, whether it's Kissed Do or something, something is gonna have her show a tip.

I think because in Christine, back me up on this, maybe I might be wrong on the philosophy of this, but I believe that girls are just like guys, but you needed an excuse to be a little slutty. You can't just be a slut. You needed us to give you a, that's why we had a kisha, touch your boobs, rub you little thing, get y'all honed up,

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Totally. I played a lot of, so unfair. So unfair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Played a lot of, and you need to do this. Please, then the bottle ever. Like, I didn't do a lot of things. That was pretty yon. That was pretty, does like six grades. It's been the bottle, yeah, it's been the bottle was just kissing.

Truth or Dare was, it was, you know, I didn't get the fingering in a closet. Truth or Dare can get to, it got to a mutual master base session with me, my friend Mikey, and some chick from a diner once a Diner waitress you world Philly diner dude she was hot. No, no she wasn't diner waitress. She was a pullwreck girl at the all ages Pool club or the pool Paul me and my friend hooked up with a chick for a waitress from Bennington friend hooked up with a chick from a wager's from Bennington. Bennington. Bennington.

Nice, dude. Oh, it's your happy hour. We were talking about moles. And she came in halfway through the conversation where she goes, where are you guys talking about moles? I was like, I don't like a mole. I don't know if it's risen. She goes, I go, my friend has a, hit a little mole on his cheek.

I go, that's mole grosses me out. She goes, that's not a mole. And she picked up her foot and picked her pant leg up. And she had just a nougat on the side of her ankle. She goes, that's a mole and she picked up her foot and picked her pant leg up And she had a just a nugget on the side of her ankle. She goes that's a mole You scousers And playing some little game I think you ever do what was it seven minutes in heaven? Yeah, I don't know I know what the game is But I don't think I ever do yeah, you go I don't know how I don't know how the game is, but I don't think I ever do. Yeah, you go. I don't know how, I don't know how the, I forget how the game works though. I forget how you choose, but it's just make out for seven minutes.

Yeah, you have to go to closet. Yeah, you have to make out. And sometimes turn to a wear-o for a second, rip the back of the dress. That's an old team will first start there. And then the chubby girl. I'm gonna go over and give Jacob a little tap on the arm for sure. You know what I'm doing? Oh. give Jacob a tap on the arm. Sure. What? You want to do it?

Oh. Do you get that, Lou? Okay. I was gonna be Bobby's once a week. Social media. What's a week? Bobby, that'll be your weekly post. There was always a chubby girl that would like seven minutes in heaven and just be like,

all right, that's in, that's seven minutes. Oh, I know. You guys made me stop at seven. Stopped your at seven. Oh, stop chart four. Yeah, is that seven? That'd be the worst for you here, that in a closet. Is that seven minutes yet? Oh, the other person's not enjoying it.

Is that, oh. I think Truth or Dare was my favorite. I played that way too late in life too. I'm sorry, go ahead, check it. Yes. Respectfully go. Respectfully just going back to what we're talking about before if you have a gal pal

was hairy nipples what what do you do do she was it out of like some i'm sleeping with her friends friend i'd be like tweezer fucking nipples like what's going on this is crazy yankham and they don't come back where you have to get a little back you have to get like you have to get a like trussist or laser hair removal laser hair and what what what woman in the right mind would not, would leave seven hair. Well, girl that gets gang banged in her basement by a bunch

of strangers. Also, they are well-wired dads, asleep upstairs. Or a Greek girl. Yes. Who she shaved at that morning and he grew back that afternoon. Five o'clock shadow tits. Our fault. Yeah, they're not a pair.

Those Greek nipple hairs grow in like fucking play to fucking spaghetti makers. I would rather sneeze a whole hair pop out. I'd rather have the original hair that grew than the actual root. Oh, man, yeah. Just see the little. Yeah, a poor.

You see a, you see a follicle on a tit? Yeah. What are you talking about? Like this. Let me see. That's right. on a tit. Yeah, like this Let me say that's right. It's right. It's right. Yeah, I mean listen man. I don't know how God did that to a girl.

What the fuck man? I mean, that's just nuts. Well, it's like we said you're close to be your balls. We're looking at girls on the internet with I mean it looks like a like a a kung fu master chin. Let me tell you something, ladies. Whoa, that's a piece. If you ignore, if you ignore your nipple hair,

you are a piece of shit. If you know about it, you don't handle it, you're a piece of shit. Yeah. You'll always be alone and you deserve to be alone. Yeah, there's no, there's no. I already think you're a scus. Wow.

I already think you're a scuss animal for armpit hair, but this is next level. It's amazing though that biology had made. I can watch gay sexies here than this. Oh, what is that? Check it, look. Look, don't want to look. Just look.

Stop a clock. Look, don't want to look just like Stupid clock That's not so bad she's a bush that's not bad Bringing up pictures of me that's Harry buff. There you go. Ah, buff on Google. Fuck you, dude It looks like a musky-worm man's calf pores. I think some of those used to be men though. That is, yeah, yeah. That look, oh, that's the same. Oh shit, it's a snag too. She got a juicer on the inside of her thigh. Oh, that looks like beef jerky that fell into a bush.

How do pictures get out there? How do professionally posed porn pictures get out there with fucking ass bumps and shit like that? I think some guys like this. Some people like this stuff. You think somebody likes a ju- yeah. 100% somebody like- somebody is into a nipple that looks like it was burnt off and then put back on. And when it's- but so a lot of people in this girl's life go,

ew, and she goes, no, no, no, no, it's a niche, but it's there's a market. Somebody wants to suck this hairy tit. Somebody, some people like here. That was a great tit. If you have a great tit and a hairy nipple, that's even crazier. I'd expect the hairy, if you can,

if it's probably on a tarot, this woman had a terrible tit that I saw this on. Well, think about this. They only started manicuring and taking care of their stuff in the last 100 years. Yeah. I mean, women back in the day had to just have what they had. I mean, you're into then burning the hair off for a long time.

You're uninvolved. You're uninvolved. You guys know what's a month when the moon becomes full. Christine, Bobby's right. You're an uninvolved primate. Yeah. You fucking gypsies are out there making chocolate in the hairy tits.

You're the third step in the Darwin drawing. Yeah, Armen Yeah, Armenians have to oh yeah those knuckle draggers, you know it for sure. Yeah, I Don't it is weird though that God you could probably comb Christine's tithares you didn't attend to it who knows But God made it so that or the universe or whoever you believe in made it so that women jump Mojo Most mother, does they don't have hair on there. You know what I mean? Like your eyebrows grow hair to keep sweat out of your eyes and stuff. Functional, yeah. Yeah, the functional, right? And there's no hair on most women's tits don't grow hair. Yeah. Which is because the baby is going to feed off the tits. But now that people are having gay kids

They probably want to suck on a hairy nipple, but they have to get it from their mom Trying to get the box. Hi, Harry calves. I know Maybe the evolution of those hairy tits is to make a gay baby Well, feel more comfortable because they feel like it's a man's tit in their mouth. Well if you think of pubic cares Isn't pubic cares on a woman like a eyebrow for the pussy? It absolutely is I could keep rain and stuff out of it the fact that they say I like to say it's for Decoration and it makes me happy to see a bush because you're right technically if a bush was just left to its full function Audi would a woman polter pants down to be like a piece of paper and a rolled up top of a straw container.

It would just be all the stuff it catches from going inside your pussy, just debris, because that's the functionality of it. It's the things that you're trying to do. I just wanted you to keep going. Oh, I like it. I just, it's weird. Why is there hair down there?

What, what is the functionality of a big bush down there? What's the protected parts? To protect your pussy, yeah. Protect it from what? From the elements. Bugs. You just haven't evolved enough now. So our racers.

So it's like a mosquito catcher? Is that what it is? Like a catcher, like a spider. It's a mosquito net. Yeah, that's right. So back of the day, if you- You might see a gecko on her pussy. But no, you'll never see it in her pussy

Because it's tangled up I got a fishing net. I mean a family advance outside wrapped up in the bush area Hi, yeah, yeah, well there it is Just got caught Well period week. What do you want me to do? Oh, just got caught. Well, period week, what do you want me to do? I'm so glad girls started making the vagina hair, it's own thing.

Like I just separated it from the belly button and the thighs. From the butt. And the butt. Because it goes up, I mean everybody's hair goes up your butt. Sure. Everybody's hair. You can't not have, some girls don't, but most hair goes from there to your butt.

Yes. I don't mind a couple of, I don't mind a couple of rogue asshole hairs. Sure. While you're fucking, and everything's wet and it's like kind of like mad, I don't mind that. I hate that more than life itself.

I don't mind that. I don't like a little mustard, swilled little hairs. No, there's no poop involved in this. I'm talking about like wet from like fucking pussies and spit and shit. I can't see if that's really. I'm reading the, what is the purpose of pubic hair?

It is to protect us. It keeps the skin of your vulva warm and moisturized. It protects, protects the delicate skin from friction during sexual activity. Keeps dust dirt and germs away from the vagina to prevent infection. It's a dust buster. Yeah. Well, no, it's a, it's a catch. It's an eyelash. Without the hair, it would feel, the skin would feel like sandpaper.

It would form like a callus. Like a fat guy's elbow? Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of creams and stuff they could do now to make sure that doesn't happen. You don't get that rhinoceros skin. But I have to assume back in the day, if you have a girl just keep shaving her pussy after a while, that skin would be rough. So you need the hair to keep it soft and moist?

Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. Damn and dank. Well, I think they're saying at least you did when you were running outside with nothing but the elements naked. When you're getting chased by a T-Rex? Yes. Right.

But now we have panties instead of pubes. You're okay now. You're okay now, ladies. You're okay now, ladies. Jigga does not want that bush out there. Now who does? A bush? I'm fine with a bush.

I like a bush. A big bush coming out of the side of the panties? No, that's heinous looking. Okay, I didn't know. I'm just asking questions. I like hair on a woman's head. I don't want her to have like dreadlocks to plug into her asshole or something.

What kind of panties do you like, kind of girl? You like G strings? Sure, visual. Yeah. I like the way they look, but not necessary. I don't know. I always find more weirdly like the casual, the underwear are is kind of hotter. Yes. Do you know what I mean? Like little, like, um, little cheerleader underwear,

like the cotton underwear. I got a shirt. Maybe some cotton. Do you know what I mean? Like little cheerleader underwear? Like the cotton underwear? I got a cheer. Maybe some cotton. I don't know what they're called, but I know it's more cloth than the G-string. Yeah, these could be probably bought in a three pack the ones that I would think are the sexiest. Let me ask you a question.

When you have a girl, and I know she's here, but when I do, when you do, and they come out in like a you know The the sexy lingerie and they come out of the bathroom and they walk in Does that turn you like sexy lingerie does that turn you on like Victoria's secret stuff? No, I mean underwear in a t-shirt is fucking hotter than that to me. I think I think you're right man I think like if they come out like a button down white

business guy shirt, and that's it. That's it. Shit to me. Shit. Oh, or just wearing a cardigan and they're ass knuckles hanging out the back. Yeah, that's hot. All those things are good.

Yeah, lingerie does nothing for me. The patterns, the material, it looks like a like a Dutch tablecloth, just black. Well, also, garter belts only look good if you're standing straight up. Yeah, or I'm bent over with a chain around my neck. But you know, I mean, like the garter belt, like the straps, like, when you're standing, it looks good. When you lay down, they're just like loose.

It doesn't make any sense. Those little, those things are swinging. Yeah, they're in the way almost Yeah, so if I wore like things that hold my socks up Huh the swinging they're supposed to be clip to thigh house. No, no I know that but when you're standing They're stretched and they look the way they're supposed to look When you're laying down or sitting down and those things just go loose because it's a rubber band

that you're not stretching anymore basically. Yeah, I nailed that. It was fun fact to everybody. Fun time with Jay. We're just go in the real little world over here at some point. All right, Dave Temple and the motherfucking house. Hi buddy. Didn't see it man. Same thing, really. That's not right. Alright Dave Temple and the motherfucking house

So you're gonna put your next there to to Bobby you gotta come over near me you I want you over here near me Jay wants to look at you in the face look at you I have putty legs and arms Dave Dave was we played Basketball and I'm gonna thank you for the probably. We played basketball this morning at my place, and we were about to play our fourth game. And Dave was like, I hate to be the guy. And we were even numbers too. One person leaves, it kind of falls apart. And Dave goes, I'm going to listen to my body and say, we should stop now.

Or at least I'm going to listen to my body and say, we should stop now. Or I'm going to start. At least I'm going to stop now. And then it, my three other people had the confidence then to go, should we stop now? We should stop now. Right. And somebody else like, thank God someone said we should stop now. There was just one guy who's got soccer body. His name's Ethan. He was like, wait, what? And you're like, yeah, he called me out. He goes, who's calling it? I was like, I am, I'm standing on business. This is the strongest way to bitch out on something. Dave Temple is gonna be hosting the Blackass comedy show Wednesday with Eric Gaines, who is his co-host

on Nonez for Apologies, but you should listen to on the guest digital network. Absolutely. The guest did. Yeah. It's gotta be where is the sugar be at? The city winery, which is a nice place, right? Absolutely. Absolutely. Gas did? Yeah. It's gotta be where is the sugar be at the city winery, which is a nice place, right?

Absolutely, yeah. We're getting there. Oh, it's a nice event news, yeah. That's great, man. Yeah, I heard a good thing's quin played there. Yeah. This isn't the first one you've done there, right? No, this is the second one, the first one sold out.

So if you're planning on coming, get your ticket to ASAP because they do sell out. It's a nice venue, right? Yeah, man. Doesn't that feel good when it sells out. To size venue, right? Fuck that man. Doesn't that feel good when it sells out? Absolutely. Oh, what a feeling. I'm not one of those people that posted on social media.

Like, I'll just let people get denied on the website. I tell you what. I agree with you, but there is a thing where you just, when you put it out and sold out, it's like, yeah. Yeah, I don't like it either, but when people do it, I'm like, you fuck it, you don't need to do that. Fuck it, do you fuck it? But need to do that but I've done it I don't do that. I just go low ticket alert and I'm lying

Low ticket alert guys, you're gonna want to get especially for that Thursday that seems to be the one selling great So if you want to get in while the getting's good you should jump on that hard. Yeah, we're feeling the world Thursday night pulling in and there's plenty of parking. Oh, we're going to park right in front. Right. We want to leave the car running. It's a spot. Yeah, but the show's in 10 minutes.

We're good. So what's up buddy? Why are you stuck on the train? What happened? Because I'm poor and I still travel by train train dude. I love the train. I do too But it's some days it doesn't work like now But now though is the train Definitely is the way to do it because

If you were in an uber you would have been more Yeah, it's coming to this part of town Rockefeller Like every stop there you just then can you please stop holding the doors let the clothes Let's stand clear the closing door. Yeah, and it was just somebody was holding it for at least three different stops You can't say anything. Yeah, unless you want to fight. Yeah, yeah Oh, you saw the person who was holding it. No, I didn't last night You don't want to though. You don't want to see them because you're like

Do I have to do something last night? I saw a guy do that on the bus. Like he was trying to get off the back door and the door kind of closed before he can get off. So then he starts like, hawing at the driver from the back. Fuck you man, why the fuck you doing, hey man, apologize. I'm holding it. And I'm looking up and I happen to look

directly in the guy's face and he's looking at me and he's like, no, I gotta teach this guy a lesson. Is it a guy or a girl? I'm like, I'm talking to nobody, you know? How you work for him? Right, right. And I'm looking, I can help, buddy, you know? How you work for him? Right, right, right, and I'm looking at him and then he goes, you know what?

Do so we can't. For you I'm a let it go, I'm a let it go, but next time, next time, I'm like, all right, whatever. I'm glad I had enough of a look for him to be like, I started taking city bikes. Really? Yeah. Good for you.

Yeah, I, stupid Ari Shafir. You? One day, what? Probably look fucking ridiculous. Hahaha. Listen, I don't know what you mean by that. I mean, there's no way you don't look ridiculous on a city boy.

I look, why would I look ridiculous? Hahaha. I'm thinking of getting an e-bike. I love it. I'm surprised you don't have one already. No, I don't. But some of those things are awesome. Yeah, I was on that birth tour they had in backstage.

No, things haul. They're fun. I'm looking at one now, because around this time is when the old lady, my hand made, is a little freer with the cash. Yeah. Like, hey, we could get this. I get that. And keep it up a tiny house, dude.

Yeah. I was thinking of hey, we could get this I get that and keep it up a tiny house, dude. Yeah, I was thinking to get in maybe two of them Yeah, I feel like though this though because you got to like Fold them and take them apart when you get there like it's a it's a whole or no like a friend of mine has one And then you got a fold them in half and take the battery. Oh, you gotta do a lot. Oh, you're talking oh you're talking about the certain Yeah, I wouldn't rock it in the city Bob. You You're not talking about that. Better to have around your area or at home. Yeah. In the city's a terrible thing you have to do all that.

But I'm talking about the ones that don't fold up. Okay. They have like the super 73s, or they're so fucking, they have great ones. Yeah. Those things fucking cook. Yeah, the ones in the city though, go pretty fast.

I actually, I've been using them a lot. Like you just walk up, go to the app, it tells you where there's one, you grab it, and then you go where you're going, it tells you where to drop it off, and you're done. It's got pink lights all over it and they're gray. Bobby looks insane at that space bike, right? Just a futuristic Wicked Witch at a West.

It's so silly. I'm trying to pick your Bobby riding an e-bike around the town. It's making me laugh. I feel the basket up on the front with my stuff With your goodies This is where I keep my treats dude You got your bungee cord I I hated the bike pass when I lived in New York and I had a car. I was like this sucks. Yeah, fuck these people

I hate it and now using the cuz I was with Ari one car, I was like, this sucks. Fuck these people, I hate it. And now using the, cause I was with Ari one day and he was like, he just showed up on a bike. Yeah. And I was like, what? And we got bikes and I was like, this is the easiest way to get around the city. Ari's gonna get all of us hurt because what he's trying to do is he doesn't want to face age.

So he's gonna do things. He looks, as ridiculous as all of us riding around on a fucking city bike for transportation during the evening. I'm not talking listen jump on a city bike to get but I mean it's a weird thing to go rack it at a city bike and then go on stage. You look fucking crazy. If he's afraid of age, why does he look like Rumpel still so? He's not afraid of his face. Why does he go for that look? If he's afraid of getting old, why does he go for the oldest look ever? I mean, he looks...

He does look like a fairy tale villain. He does. Like, he should be under a bridge. Oh, I want tricking people out of their firstborn. Yeah, he's got all that hair on his face. He looks like a fucking fraggle. He just sucks right now. It looks,

he just sucks. He's just letting it go though. He's letting that hair and beard grow. Would you ever take a city bike? Like if me and you had to go somewhere, would you ever take one? Where are we going? We're gonna go,

I don't know, we just go, well, me and you, I pick you up at your house, we get a city bike near your house and we'll go for dinner somewhere. But like far enough away You know, we're really stuck in exhaust

You want to suck exhaust and go around some trash trucks and shit? It's it's telling you not to dinner You go over go hey, we're in we're gonna run to the store and we're both in sweatpants and whatever Let's jump on a city bike for sure if I'm dressed for the day on a city bike first of all my back pocket scarves getting a car in the chain Yeah, but you have a you have a wallet chain in case the chain of the bike falls off my wallet chain is gonna get snagged possibly also too I'm gonna make a turn and get hooked on a card window or something you do have bicycle mittens on but I'm always wearing bicycling gloves And that's what's important. I'm always ready for a curl I'm always wearing bicycling gloves and that's what's important. I'm always ready for a curl. I'm ready to bang out a set of curls or ride a bicycle.

You're getting no calluses on those hands. I listen, I get it in the city taking a bike but I just couldn't bike around. I remember the comics who did it and I lost respect for 100% of them. Yeah, I got shit when I bought a scooter. I remember that. Yeah, that was that. I didn't think I was gonna get that because it was a fucking... You pulled up with a helmet and this is the position you were in.

You were in this position and you pulled up and you pulled up in front of Keith and Patrice in one shot. Oh. Here's what it was. Bobby was flying high. I think you just bought your condo, right? It was a co-op. Co-op. You just bought that. Bobby was flying high. I think you just bought your... How would my apartment? Kondo, right? It was a co-op. Co-op.

You just bought that. You were feeling good. Ownership in the city. Yeah. And he's like, well, he needed... Kard doesn't make sense right now. He has a car, but he goes... I did.

But a car is... You don't want to take a car and say, he goes, I'm gonna also look great by showing up. That he came in. I don't think the bike, I don't think his second foot was off that bike for you, starts making excuses for it. Dude, you don't have to park anywhere.

You could put it right up on the thing. You can make your spots. No one's got to watch your thing. You don't have to do, try to sell everybody. He's gonna take those out. He came in, everyone should get one. And then about three weeks later, he had everyone, he goes, anybody wanna to buy this one? Yeah, he just should

have moved it. Dude, Monroe did the same thing. Monroe went out bought a scooter, sold us all on how great it was, getting to the spots, and then broke his face on the scooter. Oh, it's right. You must die on a scooter. That's a way worse sell. Then looking like a fucking dumb idiot. He was talking about a foot scooter. He had the skateboard dumb scooter. That is a bad guy. I had a bird type scooter.

I had a Italian classic. Bobby had a Vespa. I had a Vespa. I had a gentleman scooter. Oh, oh. Do you want to sit down? Yeah, I've got you. It's a gentleman scooter.

I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. And it's just tutsies out like this. And he had a big helmet all with the Highway legal. Yeah, that thing went 65 miles an hour It's the one you used to show that you got teased out of it in a week. Yeah, I did as the scooter You used to kill hipsters and grandfather. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, I Remember I thought it was gonna be the greatest thing ever for parking

But every time I'm a park and I'd come out the next day and it would just be pushed over from some drunk person trying to park. We're tired or a slashed seat or something. That's why those other scooters were pretty cool. The rebel, the rebel ones that you can rent in real city. Bobby for 712 dollars that we can come to work together for my house every day. That's not a real. In a Vespa with a side car. Not a side car? That's not real, dude. Not real. I would love to see you help Bobby out of a side car every day.

That's a pedal. It's for sibling playtime. Yeah, that's a little one. Hey, you fucking excited asshole. It's not. You can't invest in with the side car. You can be a bath and be on. You can get excited.

He's gonna get a brand new Vespa with a side car for 700 700 bucks There's an electric motorcycle with a side car dude where that now go back it was well there's one to the pink one all the way on the left That's the most expensive size it was best Again, that's a little kids thing we won't fit in it, Jay for 4,000 different children. Yes What was last time you bought a gift for a kid? It's been a while you can tell Christine can you stop lowering me in the falling in love with the children's toys You're making this like a goddamn fool in front of my friends There we go. There's a meanie. How much is that? Oh, it's only eight grand, dude. Hey, that's a lot.

We could go up here and still be like the monsters, nothing. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I don't know. If I lived in the city, I would definitely have an e-bike. 100%. I would use it most of the time. Monroe was one of many, the stand-up scooter, the worst. Electric scooter has an age limit, and I think it's in the teens.

Really? No, I'm saying that it should be a considered danger. What are you gonna, how's the other using a forward running around like your driveway and having fun on your block? It seems like it's only dangerous. Dude, he took it to Brooklyn. Yeah, his accident happened going over the Queensborough Bridge. Of course.

Yeah, it's fucking crazy. You can't, you can't. You can't. No, he was on the walking part. He was on the walking's World Bridge. Of course. You did. You can't. You can't. You can't. No. He was on the walking part. He was on the walking part, yeah. He hit a bump and he went fucking face first. It's not made to fucking as like adult transportation.

No, it's got, it's, it's, it's, it's like 30 mile limits. Like you're not supposed to go 25 miles though in a shot. No. You're not supposed to, it's just to be a shot. No. It doesn't just be a car. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're for fun. Yeah. Marose. They're for fun in the short term. Like even when I, we took them, you know, is it Indian

apolis, I think it was and it's probably about five blocks from the hotel or the thing. And I mean, but like, like, you know, trafficy streets you're going to, and I just think the whole thing's terrifying. And then if you go up on the curbs, people, I mean, traffic-y streets you're going to, and I just think the whole thing's terrifying. And then if you go up on the curbs, people can't, I mean, I'm sure you get very used to the controls, but I'm like, what I'm hitting the break, it's like there's a chance I might kind of go forward. Or like, even like those bird scooters that you can rent and like all stand or anything. Like, if you take them on a sidewalk, they don't feel like they're going to make it over the little cracks. In between 10.

They have no sense of suspension on them. No. So when they hit a bump, you're eating every bit of it. You're eating every bit of it. And then if you hit like a curb or something, that's when they just fucking fall apart. And that's what happened in Monroe. And never mind, he's seven feet tall, 300 pounds. And he's on a kid scooter.

Yeah. And he hit a bump and then he fucking smit and then you didn't seem for a year Yeah, like he was popping off like I remember seeing my row all the time and then he was just gone here They have face offs. Yeah, you had to get that whole thing rebuilt. Yeah, like I remember I was wisdom and Robin and he's like God down. They fell on a scooter. Yeah, you see Nicholas cages face over there. That's Monroe I want to get his face off. Face off. Uh, Monroe, before I put you under,

would you like a Travolta or a Nick Cage? What? He comes back. He actually got Greg Rogelle. I don't think he gave you a Greg Rogelle. Hey, what's up guys? I would definitely get an e-bike in the city. I'm failure. Yeah. No, I'm telling you. Ebikes. It's all so dangerous in the city. Ebikes are not the bike paths in New York

City are so functional. And yes, I just use the word functional. Dude, there's these videos on YouTube. The world is showing how bad it is. Like a hill stopper fight with people that are like taxi sit in the lane. You know what I mean? Sure, Uber's stop to let people out in bed. And then you gotta like go into the actual, like it's just, it's no good for the city, don't tell ya. I'm gettin' more. I thought about it.

Dude, get one and fly around Westchester. I'm gonna bring it in the city. Don't. From Westchester? Yeah. Are you gonna be one of those people that put it on the train? No, I'm gonna bring it in the city. Don't. From Westchester? Yeah. Are you gonna be one of those people that put it on the train? No, I'm gonna drive.

I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive.

I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I drive us over. That's actually smart. You saw when Voss tried on that bird tour to get on one.

No. Do you have that video Christine still? You have to have one. So you're gonna compare any. Dan's probably sending to you. You're gonna compare anything I do to a 77 year old Jew trying to do some technology stuff. Yes.

Okay. I am. Why is this what a button? By the way, he says this company sent him one which I think is terrifying No way he said birds people got them to send him a super 73 I'm oh he's got super 73. Okay. Yeah, that's like stylish too, man Right all the cool kids have that he was on it on birds tour though And he didn't know how to control and he smashed right into a table knocked over food

It was it looked exactly like an old man trying and they sent him one. Crazy. Please get the room for it. You know what I mean? He's out in dirty jars. Yeah. I would get one. I swear I would get one.

As much as you say like this should be a permit. I feel like they are for the young people. Like, Monroe's accident stopped me from considering. I was considering one of those electronic skateboard, you know, or like, Leite's like one of those one wheel, things, you know what I mean? I figured I could get it. Oh my God, that's the most terrifying.

Yeah, but I was seeing like the comics who were using them. I was like, oh, I get why they're in such a good mood. They don't walk, like they're not tired from hustling from spot to spot, you know. I get it. Dude, I used to do... I really do. When I used to do spots a lot in the city,

taking a cab uptown to danger fields, back downtown to the cellar, over to Caroline's, back over, it was fucking terrifying, exhausting, and it was just shit. I always drove, but that's equally the problem that was get, because you're getting everywhere. And then you also like, if there's not parking like right in front or like on the block leading up to it, it had to be like a double park and hope for the best because you're just running in and out anyway or ask somebody in the club if they're like, we'll watch it for you. Yeah, that's the worst thing. Yeah, my boy Chris used to try to do that to me.

He would like, you would just stay in a car road, okay? I'm like, I'm not going to get to know anybody this way. You're just waking the car. He's like, you're only car, bro, cook. And I'm like, I'm not gonna get to know anybody this way. You're just waking the car. He's like, you're only thinking about yourself, man. Let me get in here. That's hilarious. You wanna go around New York and I'll show you around a little bit and then you can wait in the car and not meet anybody.

That's fantastic. It's terrible. Hey, I'm gonna give you real opportunity to hold my car for me. You'll watch my bike. Watch my e-bike. But that's the other thing. You drive around the city. When you, if. Watch my e-bike. But that's the other thing you drive around the city. When you, if you own an e-bike, they're absolutely right.

You go into, first of all, you go to a comedy club and make them put your bike in the back thing at your age. You're gonna get an asshole. Absolutely. Yeah, I might say. Stay in New York's back hallways got Bobby's bike. You have to walk around to go to the bathroom. Oh, that would be so I know who's by Bobby Kelly's.

Yeah. Oh, why? Yeah. Everybody else my age is pulling up and porches. Oh, it's gonna be his e-bike. It's also the when you pull up. Hey, the gray goat teeth goofed his shirt up with his bike. When you pull up in only two minutes of spare and they're like,

Hey, Bobby, are you ready to go on? And he's sitting here uncliccing his helmet. Oh, I'm just kidding everything together. You know. I got to bring my battery on stage for me. Yeah. They're holding your battery behind the counter. Fucking assholes. You get your battery and wheel back with your 25 hours for your weekday spot. You for some reason. E-bike down from Westchester. You finished a spot all the black comics are sitting on your bike. Hey guys, I'm on the tap and Z I'm running about 15 late

Oh, just sitting on my I gotta beat my horn beat beat hey guys. Oh Yeah, you gotta hit your fucking your security button. Sorry guys my e-bike that just to happen to you ever if we just sit on your Your Honda at the stand? Hmm. Maybe yeah. Yeah, you had a Honda SUV, right? I had a Honda. Yeah, I remember disrespecting that car. I didn't want you guys like flick ashes on it. I actually yelled at them one night and he came over the cigarette and just tapped the cigarette on my hood. It hurt and it made me so angry but I thought it was so just like funny. I started laughing. That's a goodie.

I was like, yo, get the fuck on it. And they went like this, and they just tapped ashes on my hood. I was like, that's fucked up. That's such a filly, that's a filly move. I'll tell you what, I'm very big I'm not disrespecting people, especially big ticket items like that,

like a fucking car, but it is amazing how much I get, like it bothers me when someone's leaning on my car, but car leaning, it's about the only thing of disrespects about this thing that I've been caught up many a time, just leaning on some strangers car on the street. Yeah, in New York, yeah.

Yeah, that went all happened, but you do, if someone goes, excuse me, you're like, oh, I'm a douche. Yeah, I'm not gonna get a bike in the city. Don't. But I will continue to use city bike. And this. No, no, no, no.

What? What? Listen, what kind of travel are you doing on this thing? I will. When I did the show last time, I had to go to dance and do his podcast, whatever, like a week ago. I took, I had to come back up here to 50th and eighth to get my car.

He's down wherever he is down in the 20s. I went outside, jumped on a city bike, rocketed up. What are you shoot up to, 8th? I shot up six all the way to... No, that's you're getting crazy. Me and Christine, when we were riding regular city bikes for like exercise at one point, we...

Sorry. I apologize. I didn't even know that shot out of my mouth. I apologize. Oh you were serious. I thought that's the wrong bike. And we would get a city bike. The other part. Exercise around the city. Sorry. Get it them all out. Alright.

I forget the point. Now, we were going to work one day driving up 6th Avenue and it was like bumper to bumper traffic. Yeah. So we're like, yeah, this is, let's just take city bikes the rest of the way. And I mean, taking any e-bike, it doesn't matter. Pedal or e-bike, you're sucking just fucking nonstop, like exhaust, if you're going,

the bikes always go in the direction of traffic. But in the bike lane? Yes. Bike lane is always clear, dude. Buddy, are you, there a wall between you and the city's exhaust of the car? It's no, you're eating that shit, dude, it sucks. I love it.

What are you gonna do? Let's, okay, let's say it's convened, you're eating that shit dude, it sucks. I love it. What are you gonna do? Let's, okay, let's say it's convene, you get from place to place, then it's this nightmare to, what are you gonna do with it? We have to go into a building. On the app, it tells you where you park it. So it will say like three or four different spots, right around pretty much anywhere on the city,

you just walk up and stick it in a slot and you walk away. Not the city bike, your own e-bike. I'm not gonna do the e- anywhere on the city, you just walk up and stick it in its slot, and you walk away. Not the city bike, your own e-bike. I'm not gonna do the e-bike in the city, because I just remembered I bought, when folding bikes first came out, I, you know me, I bought the first one. It was like a $900 bike,

it was, had disc brakes, one of the first bikes. It folded, it was the best bike in the world, and I bought it. And I went over to the Galaxy Diner on 59th and fucking Broadway. I parked it in front of a cop car. I went in and I had lunch with my agent and I came out and it was stolen. And I went to the car. I went, dude, my bike was stolen. He goes, it's in the Bronx now. Yeah. And I was like, okay, racist. He goes, it's in the Bronx now. And I was like, okay, racist.

I just had a memory montage of you, Bobby. And I swear to you, it was just a high-paced thing of you going, it's called a Palm Pilot. It's called a Blackberry. It's an iPhone by Apple. It's always, you have to be the first thing. You really do have the first thing. I had a Newton. You know what a Newton is? It was like the first that you really do have the first thing. I had a newton. I had a newton.

A newton. You know what a newton is? It was like the first kind of thing. It's the first PDA, PDA. First PDA ever, the newton. I got it from Radio Shack and they sued me. Really? Yeah, because it broke the first day I got it and I brought it back

and they never called me back. They called me back a year and a half later and said, Hey, you newton's fixed and I go, fuck you, keep it. And then they want to suit me. Yeah, that was it. The Newton plugged into a phone line. You had to plug it into a fuck like literally unplug your phone and stick it in the back and I went, gee, dude, bo-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-goos. Fucking Newton. There. There's the bike right there. Is that boss?

Oh, this is so funny. Oh, boss. Watch this. So sad. He never had. He's got the look down, Pat, though. Jordan Warns, backward hat. Oh, this is so funny. Watch this. He's got the look down, Pat though. Jordan runs backward hat. Oh, he can't. He can't. Oh my God. He can't. It was so elderly, the whole motion of that. Play it again. I go watch it. It makes me laugh so hard. He's like, well, God, I don't know what. Yeah, like what is it even move what power is thrusting you right now?

It's on the hands, but It's so little that's no way. I know what Dave's asking and he's completely fair question Why is he so at a control with that so-and speed on a bike so look like there's so I'm sorry It's cuz he has a low IQ I just didn't know no matter right a bike. No, he doesn't. We're looking at videoproosts that he's a moron. Yeah. I mean, that's by the way, it's all spilly spilled something. It was like some kind of big smoothie.

It's some kind of coffee, I think. Can I just say something though? He was around when they invented the bike. Yeah, you remember what? That was transportation at one time. Oh, I remember when they came out with the round wheel. I used to take the misses on one. I mean, Dave Temple is going to be hosting the Blackass comedy show Wednesday, December 20th at 730 PM at City

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