The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Tummy Time (feat. Generation Kill)

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

Generation Kill performs for Gas Digital Shannon who is also live in studio!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. You're a stoner conversation, you can't even finish. Fun facts. Fun facts. Robert Kelly Fun facts fun facts This is the only good song by the talking heads to snap of fact every day on a snap of cat and they're never wrong

Jacob don't challenge me only good song by only a song by talking Bring on the I like the other one. Burnin' down the house. Burnin' down the house is a great song. Burnin' down the house is a great video. Great video. I like the song too. You like the song? You like the video though. Guys, don't tell me what you like. I'll tell you what you like. We got a music day in here today. The sounds of Generation Kill will be blasting through these halls. I got to be honest, there's a lot of blacks in the building today.

Make me a little nervous about the riff for F.R.W walking in here. Um, definitely two worlds. I feel weird sitting next to you. Why, I love it. Oh, please don't touch me, Jatley. Christine, what are you doing sitting next to me? I know weird. I don't like it.

I'm touching Bobby. We're all sitting next to each other in a row. What show was this a good setup for? Nehai tables? I don't like it. Crazy. It's insane. Jacob's in a child's share.

We have, is our black Louis even here? Yeah, he's on zoom. But he can't see anybody. Oh, you do we can't see how's a Lou. Hi, how are you? Hi, Blacco. Wow, hard cut on that cycle. Well, you got to hear Lou. Oh, it's Lou and psycho killer.

You're a kid. Generation kill. You're stoked for this. This is going to win you. I'm pretty big. This is going to bring you some pretty big white points in your life. Let's do it. Let's do it. We got to put this picture of you in Generation Kill right next to you in Kevin Hart. It balances things. I believe in balance. It is a big day. Generation

Kill is here. It's the Bonfire Faction Talk Series XM 103. I'm Big Joe or some that's the gorgeous and hilarious Robert Kelly. Hey, I thought you were going to say she can't it. No, no, no, we have to give Shannon her own intro because she came in. I can't believe she came in. We called her yesterday. She said she was not coming in because she'd feel like a stalker. Instead, her inner stalker took over and she called desperately last night and she said,

is it still on the table? Can I still come in? Please. And she goes, what do I have to do? go over and she called desperately last night and she said is it's still in the table can I still come in please. She goes what do I have to do. I said topless dance during the performance. She said no problem. So stay tuned everybody. Don't worry I know she's not going to do it.

I'm just trying to get people to listen and tell the people to listen. Shannon's titties would be an only fans internet breaker for sure. You say no but it's just not true, Shannon. They would. They'd break the internet. I'm gonna make a couple dollars. A couple. You make thousands of of me. Shannon, if you set up a show your tits booth at Skankfest, the shows would be empty. That's the way Drew a picture of Shannon that's so sexy and salacious that they actually have it censored with post-it notes at Gaston. Really?

It was great. I wish that were like a real depiction. It was a great picture. It's a drawing of you? Yeah, I think the one that you're talking about, I'm in like a song bikini. Yep. Yeah, the red bikini. They also nailed every single one of my tattoos.

Like they really studied me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What kind of, do you have tattoos? I see your arm. Yeah, I have one on my hip, which I don't even know how they would ever see that. They have to go back years through my Instagram. My ribs, they got everything. Okay.

They went back years. Years. They did. I'm sure somebody did. What happened to your ribs? It's not my favorite one, so I'm a Gemini, and it a butterfly with one like bat wing, like one evil wing and one angel wing. I have an evil wing and an angel wing on my arm. Oh my God, I'm twinsy.

Look, see, my angel wing and the demon wing. Yes, it's like that, but on the butterfly. On the skin slow go. Well, I'm more brand-loyal than you apparently. Shana, as you know, is the producer over at Kestichois' own show. The thing is, I was going to do it. I don't even know what the origin of that is, but if you, the thing is, I was going to do it. I don't even know what the origin of that is, but if you say the thing is, she has to say ding. But why? What's the origin of that?

So it started to be that whenever people would realize that they were saying the thing is before they started a story, they'd be like, oh, that's the name of the show. And it just like grew into ding. And then the old producer, yay. The old producer of Ricky Bones just brought in the bell one day and then it just became branding of the show. I get it. I like it. It's about fighting stories, ghost stories.

We have something similar on the show. We go boop boop boop. Yeah, we behave like a retarded people in love, down syndrome people in love. Sorry. They're all just happened to be retarded Yeah, I think I finished that show. Did we finish that Christine? There's only five episodes You know those people aren't long for the world You make a tent you make a tent episode you're gonna lose a few of them Yeah, I mean and I don't mean to like natural causes. I mean to like, you know, train track accident.

Yeah, a lawn mower. A lawn mower perhaps. A lone bath. A lone bath. That's cool. One alone bath will ruin everything. I guess love is stupid to you. Not geez.

But Chad, there's no chance. Yeah, you're not gonna show your body kind of person. I'm not. I mean, you're a sexy stuff close person, but not a... I've never seen you, you're the only girl I know who I haven't seen wear a see-through shirt yet. Yeah, I don't know, I'm just a more, I don't know, imprude-ish. Always? Now, you used to be a wild whore I could tell.

In my early 20s was like the most like promiscuous that I've gotten and that still wasn't. Like I've never had a one night stand or anything like that. Do you wear a bikini when you go to the beach? Sometimes. Yes. You have a thong? No. You have thong underwear? Yes. Okay. There you go. You just kind of finally something for your spank bank later. What are the yellow or they like black, satin, cottony? What's like the texture? Today's pink. Pink, pink today.

But are they matching? Do the brown, the panties match? They don't match. They don't, is that sort of thing? You don't have to match the brown, the panties match. I feel like if you're expecting them to be seen, then you match. They match.

Right, I do that. I, um, Shannon got to witness, I wanted to ask you this, I haven't before the other week I brought up on the show that I drank sitting around squirt. After about 15 minutes. Did you see in the cups first, Shannon, to know how you could see that was gonna look? Oh.

I did not, because she squirted outside of the production room, and then the assistance just put it into the cups. I didn of the production room and then like the assistance Just put it into the cops. I didn't see it. It looks like the water when the tide goes out and there's a little tide pool With like a little octopus in it It was so it was murky and like yet like like amber Amber amber. Hmm. She did say he held in her pee for a long time Huh, she said she like was holding in her pee for several hours

So we essentially drank murky piss. I think so Yeah, you drank decanted piss Wow the second person used the word decanted. What does it mean? I don't know But I know you pull one into a decanter and let it sit you got to let it breathe air you let it breathe Yeah, like piss is the same thing. I guess you have to let it breathe for a little bit. No, no, you don't. Oh, you don't do that. You get fresh piss.

You get to do piss slash squirt. You gotta go, I mean, from the tap. So it's gotta be like juice. Juice, absolutely. You don't wanna sit around. There'll be one's warm pulpy orange juice. That sounds like juice. No one's warm pulpy piss either, I guess, right?

I'll tell you two people who didn't me and Ralph. Ralph dealt with it much better than I thought he was going to. Me too. I thought he was going to throw up. Ralph tried to just lie to me. Like he, he, he folk, he did a smart move. He focused on keeping a straight face to tell me he got a different one. Like he didn't drink the pigs. It was the idea was you grab one of the three glasses. One's squirt, one's vodka, one's water. And if you get a question wrong, you have to just grab one of them and go me and Ralph on the first shop both drank squirt. I did it first. I was having a rough time in my chair. And then we so gross. And then Ralph got his question wrong and grabbed and did it. But even though he knew it was the squirt right away. You know you know what a water

tequila and he tried to keep a good face to be like water and then he just couldn't keep it it was like hitting them so hard because it's like it stays with you man it like grabs the middle of your tongue and bungee jumps down your throat keeps coming back up and down. Jacob, you ever drink squirt before? No. Would you? Would you, Jacob? No.

I'll tell you what, throw that into your next fucking whack-off dream about her stain. Yeah, let her hose you down, dude. We had a fun time. We didn't need any of that. To squirt? Wow. Jacob's not a pleased or Christine. No, I mean, she was pleased.

I'm just saying, it wasn't in a cup. I'm not talking, it wasn't, there was no cup. No, there's not a pleased or Christine. No, I mean, she was pleased. I'm just saying, it wasn't in a cup. I'm not talking, it wasn't, there was no cup. No, there's no cup. She hoesed you down, your body. No. No, just your dick hair got a little wet. Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, Okay, I like that.

Slippery. You had dick hair? I didn't think you had dick hair. Oh yeah. No, no, no, I thought you meant like above, like a bush. Yeah. Man bush. You have a man bush? Trimmed. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. like above like a bush, man bush. You have a man bush?

Trimmed. Nice. You don't have to care Bobby. Come on. You don't shave your dick, here off. That's not a good look. Well, it is for me. No, it's not.

You're looking at cadaver. I'm older, dude. You hear dyes as you get older and it doesn't look good. No, you trim it down, maybe. Do not bald your penis. It's a little weird. I leave a little like a alternative comic mustache around my dick.

Three? Jay, are you talking stray hairs on your penis? You get rid of those. Oh, of course. Now I'm talking about your- Around. Talking about the round the base. The little arch.

The arch that goes from the left side of your ball bag around your pecker to the right side of your ball bag. The arch that goes from the left side of your ball bag around your pecker to the right side of your ball bag the arch I don't have a lot of hair down there anymore. I never I think hair goes away as you get older I don't think that's my issue. I've never had a lot of hair down there But it's because my fucking fat body is pushed the skin out like this So the hairs have gone away from each other I think that's what I've always dreamed that if I got this gun surgery everybody showed gone away from each other. I think that's what happened to me. I've always dreamed that if I got this gun surgery, everybody showed me away from that the hairs would come back

together and become a nice thick thatch again. We should get that for Christmas for each other. I'll buy you a gun surgery. I'll do it. Will you go first? I'd rather have you go for it. We're both going to the same day. Yeah, we'll be coming together.

Oh, that'd be great. We'll go back to your apartment. We'll do it in New York. We can't do tummy time. We'll have we can't do we'll Can you tell me time with our fucking stuffed guns? I Don't want to do my stomach. I want to do just my bush fat. Yeah me too. Yeah, gunned gun to surgery Not good. Yeah, gunned. I pinch it in the shower and I get mad at it. Not me. I grab it and I go I hate you I never look at it. I flattened out with my palm I go, I hate you. I never look at it. I flatten it out with my palm when I put two fingers on either side of my weiner. I hate it.

I know, I hate it so much too. Now I can't think about anything else. How do you feel about your above-dick air you'll do? Are you happy with it? Yeah, happy with it. Really. Really. Let me ask you this.

When your pecker comes out, when it starts, is it like under like a muffin top of gunt? Like, you know what I'm saying? Does it go? Does your body go like down and then dick starts? Because I think mine does a little, a little of that. There's a little notch in. Yeah. When I was fat, when I was young, I used to have that, but now I don't have it no more. What did do you worked it out? I just lost weight and I want straight fucking no, I had a growth spurt Oh really and a thinned out in your dick area. Yeah, maybe if we get leg lengthening surgeries Maybe our dick fat will get thinned out What do we mean? What if we hang upside down for like a couple hours a day for like three months?

Maybe it'll go up to our tits. Inversion therapy. I would like to do a version and I'd be and then have Christine. I'm going to invert and I want you to come in and just push with both hands with my weener through the like the diamond and you make with your two hands and just push the bush fat and see if it like pops up another part of my body. I'd be great. Maybe it'll give me some nice hips.

Do you do you go over your belly button with your pants, your belt, or under the belly button? Guess. Under? Yeah. Have you ever seen you walking looking like an assistant DA? Well, I know people that go over.

I know fat dudes that go over. So do I. They have love. They have. Jumping at, definitely went over. And it's fucking. They found love in their lives or they've given up on pussy ever

Like if you go over the belly button as a fat guy you are a idiot. You're a or You're super wealthy and it doesn't matter like a country lawyer from the 1930s. Yeah, like like boss hog They don't even the big the big and tall Fatest model they have Would not be in a position where they'd show it over a belly button line. Well, when you get measured, when you're fat and you get measured for a suit, they always go, are you with the pants? They go, are you over the belly button?

Or do you do put it on the waist? Because fat people do, fat dudes do different things. There are fat guys who go over the stomach. And I, but I think that, because if you look at those guys, I think us going underneath with the belt, the stomach makes the bush fat. Like it's smush, it cuts our fat, so it doesn't grow, it grows up and down.

I think fat guys don't have it, because they, their stomach go from, like their stomach goes down to their dick. There's no separation. Like we squeezed off the fat in the middle like a sausage link. Oh man. Give me a lot to think about. That doesn't sound wrong. What do you mean bush fat? Bush fat. We're you where your pants are. There's fat. Jacob can't imagine it. So Jacob, I'm going to show you. I'm not on bodies. On bodies that have stomachs. The stomach has a base at some point.

So belly. And that, sure, but for you, it's just a flat surface we're talking about here. You turn up belly button and then eventually dick starts. Yeah. Me and Bobby have a situation where belly is coming to its apex. You're going to, I don't know. It comes to the belt. It comes to the belt line.

And then the rest of your, like the bottom, very bottom of your torso, your pelvis starts. And in me and Bobby situation, you got the gut, I'm gonna do a little profile, profile, Jacob picture, back, gut, and then a little space and then like another, how many good, many good right above your

it's a mini good. It's more like a round that dick. It's called the, it's called the second belly. First of all, Kristina, I'm gonna say, I thought you should have naked picture of me. That guy looks exactly like me. Right down to the love sense up his butt. Why does he have a carabiner as asshole? It's not, dude, it's a love sense. People tip money and it vibrates in his asshole, Bobby.

I thought you're a tech guy. I do love the picture she's showing. I wish I don't know how to describe this picture, but now I get it. I really need the individual. So, right, this guy for sure has another two inches of softcock in there, in there. And I want my softcock.

You want your cock back. I want my soft not back. I've never had those two inches. They've always been back there. I've had it. Not saying this to be mean or I just honestly could. It's gonna be dope, but I can tell for sure it's gonna be the same.

It's fine, we deserve it. Go ahead. No, I genuinely clues it. And you told me about the mini-gut, but now you're telling me that the, your dick is engulfed by it? Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. The very, very base of what it could be, for sure.

I believe it's the fat turn. It's like how my belt line's been engulfed by my stomach. Yes, Jacob. Oh, God. Oh, don't say that. Oh, no, what is life like? I'll tell you what it's like. You get down your luck before you know it.

You're squatting over a mirror and jamming a love sends up your ass. Mm-hmm. I'm blown away by the guys who don't give a shit. I love to just like show it off guys, like damn dude. Yeah, but some fat guys, when they're naked, like some of those guys right there don't have, their stomach goes all the way down until sometimes.

Sometimes you're right, fat people don't have that. They don't have it and I'm 100% because I think, and this might be a fact that because we were a belt's down beneath, the fat stopped and then grew again when it had... I've made the shape, we've made... We've body shaped ourselves. We made, yeah, we, you know, like,

you know the Japanese can, they grow a watermelon inside of a square tube and it comes out of a square watermelon. I think we did that with us without a... Maybe it's like a tummy trainer for the gut. Like a person that can do it? No, no, like a tight band. Oh yeah.

That we'd have to wear every day. Yeah. I wear it every day. I picture it. Christine, actually that exists. Look up if there's like a gut waste trainers for men. Typen, Typen, Dick Belt. It feels like like analogies like you're dick fell in quicksand, you know, the visual that like the

bodies underneath the sand, the wet sand. Not the consistency of that. So I'm saying to look from that picture that Christine showed now, I'm thinking it's just like, you know, like the head of the person who's fallen into quicksand. Yeah, you know, here exactly. It looks like exactly. It looks like the dick is like coming out of something. It's not attached to almost Which takes inches away from you which pulls away so hard inches When you give your thrust in your fucking you're gonna get whatever I have thought that's not the lie

But on a visual To bummer it could be a bummer for sure especially for a soft bird. I mean not could be to bummer. It could be a bummer for sure, especially for a soft bird. I mean, not could be. It's bad. Some days I have a nice sweet hang going on and I'll knock it around, walk around some basketball shorts, no underwear, but never in my comfort just walking around like nothing on the bottom. Nothing. Yeah. Ever. I don't like to be naked alone. Who does? That's so weird. Who's fucking naked alone? You do it and then you go, I'm poo bear in it. Yeah, naked alone, but sometimes on the road, like, it is even weird. I'll wear someone's I'll be like, I like sleeping naked on the road, sometimes I really stretch out. No one's

going to see any of my awful poses I could possibly be in. Plus, I really like doing like a sexy rock slut, like face down ass up pose and farting. I can't sleep naked on the road. I've tried to sleep naked, even after I rub one out, I have to go put socks in underwear back on. Socks? Yeah, socks, I mean socks. I'm so soft now. I'm so soft now. I'm with you. If something happens in the night, you need socks. Yeah, socks. I need socks. I'm socks now.

I'm socks now. I'm socks now. If something happens about that, you need socks. I don't disagree with you about any of these things, but I have gotten taking socks off and feeling like I sleep a lot cooler if I do that, but sleeping, even more on the road sometimes, if I'm just feeling insecure to nobody,

but myself around no mirrors lying in a bed sleeping. I will put a tank top on and be just bottomless, which is funny. Also sleeping naked is fun in a hotel room because, you know, I do everything tummy time. Yeah. And it's one of my favorite things is to have my legs open a little bit and reach from behind and pull my balls out from behind. Yeah. And then my weiner to and I stretch my weiner out further than my balls. And I wish I had a picture of what that looks like. You drew it, you remember? You drew it. No, no, but I wish I had a picture. I wish I had a picture of what it looked like if you were

like looking down the barrel of my legs and just saw balls laying on top of upside down dick, which just sounds funny to me. It looks like a baby elephant that got crushed by a building. That's exactly what I'm picturing it would look like. But we'll never know because I'm not doing it around anybody. Christine, hey, take a picture of my Gucci nuts and dick. Try to leave my gun to out of it. Let's get Bush fat surgery, dude. Let's just make a decision and do it.

Dude, I'm getting to the point where I'm violently hating. I'm grabbing my Bush fat and mushing it, trying to break up. Like I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of it like if I break it up and like pinch it Maybe oh what is it like go away? Yeah like dissolve what to say about getting rid of the fat around my penis It's the hardest fat to lose it says diet next exercise. Yeah, oh shit. That's crap. That's crazy That's too easy now next I, we could go on the show alone. And like 80 days in, our body would eat that fat to survive. Yeah.

We could do that. My dick fat. And then we do you can control and tell your body goes, I'm going to go to the treadmill, but just honestly, burn that dick fat. I'll never stop running until my dick. Watch my dick get bigger on a treadmill. I'm not finding a trainer for that area. No, I want. I until my dick. I was watching my dick get bigger on a treadmill. Um, I'm not finding a trainer for that area. Okay. No, I want my penis.

Well, Christine, do me favor it then since there's no trainer. Look up the best plastic surgeon in New York on Yelp. Who has an American name. Let's do it. Let's do it somewhere tropical. No, we can do some funky surgery somewhere. Well, no, we use some Beverly Hills or right here in NYC. Let's do it in Aruba so we can stay there

for like the week. What's the guy that went to three weeks of medical school because there's no rules down there. Aruba's dot-choned. It's not. It's not. Oh, I'm gonna trust the Dutch. I'm gonna trust the Dutch with my dick fat. Dude, the Dutch probably invented dick fat surgery. Maybe. It was composed in a windmill. Jeff Cavaliere says he's the athlete next guru that I worship. He worship with the altar. Yeah. He does say that men, the classic gut, that's where the fat generally congregates for men.

Yeah. Sometimes can happen other places. Like I think women, it's the hips. Yeah. But it is the first place that it congregates for. Well, for me, it really seems to hang out above my dick. It's the hardest fat to lose on a body when you, because I've lost weight a bunch of times, it's the hardest and the last fat to go. It's the last fat to go.

The first fat is your face. Yeah. And then it goes into your arms and it slowly goes down. You know what's weird too? Your feet never get fat. Actually right here on my belly goes down first, which is good. You ever notice that?

Fat people always have the same feet. Like fat doesn't go beyond the ankle. Oh yeah. Well, I know I've seen some fat feet. You've seen fat feet? Yeah, you gotta go to a Walmart too. You see those ladies walking around like they have scuff marks on the end of their new balances.

Oh, yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe are you talking like a really obese? But it always, it just hangs over their foot. They never see, I never saw a fat actual foot. If you watch my 600 pound life, you'll see people that they can't fit their foot in shoes because their feet are so fat. But is it the foot? I'm talking the foot.

It's the foot. Bring up a 600 pound person's foot. Me and Bobby's upper dick areas look like the elbows of 600 pound life women. I have fat girl elbows for a penis and above dick. My 600 pound life is the greatest show. You'll see feet that you never thought were possible. But is the foot? The actual foot will be small.

The little foot, look at the foot. The foot is the same size. No, that's the back of the foot. Look at the lady. I'm telling you, that's her big toe. That's her little baby toes. And there's no, I've seen back feet where like the top of the foot is fat. Look at the lady's foot right there in the black.

Her feet are little baby feet. Well they're little or then her the rest. Oh, you know what? I can't argue with you. I mean, that's right. Her feet didn't get fat, but I'll tell you what, your feet don't. You cannot walk. That's a cartoon.

She can't walk, but her feet did not gain weight. Like your feet don't you cannot walk that's a cartoon. She can't walk but her feet did not gain weight Like your feet don't give fat for some reason who's that Colombian artist who only draws fat people with little feet and hands and little mouths You guys don't know anything a Colombian art We gotta get new friends Carlos mom had that up Bolero look at Bolero. Maybe they're Bolero paintings. That might be totally wrong. That's 100% wrong You think it is? The Lero is a hat. I think it's a hat But it also might be the name of this guy and his fat women drawings. It's either a hat or a cigar It also might be a cigar, but I also believe it's the guy's name who draws fat cartoon women with little feet little hands

I hate sitting on your right. I hate sitting right next to you. Hey, I'm just staring at the back of a computer screen. I know, we usually go to the computer. Huh? It's my say, Botero. You said Belero. No, Belero's a hat and a cigar.

Some bra, some bra, some bra, was a hat. Yeah, see, little hand. That's not a, I mean, he's in a lot of art. You could just do something. It looks a little more like I'm describing Here's what I like sitting I like sitting between you and Christine Because I can say some of Christine and then turn you completely like this Yeah, but he's got a but you'll see if you look up a bunch of his stuff you'll see the big fat people with little hands and feet You're doing great also Christine get the best plastic surgeon in New York on the

phone. Me and Bobby are going to negotiate a deal. Yeah, we'll give him plugs. We'll give him plugs on the show. Yeah. And then I wanted to take fat out of my dick. Well, there is something called alpha male plastic surgery New York that seems to be a good spot. That's great. That doesn't sound like a good spot. That seems to be a good spot. That's great. That doesn't sound like a good spot.

That sounds like a fly by night. That sounds like a video store. Forbes calls Dr. Douglas Dinebreach the go-to surgeon for men. Get him on the phone. Dock Forbes. Okay. Get Dr. Dinebreach on the phone.

Dr. of what? I guarantee you, remember the clips of Dr. Gary Linger? Yeah. We could get him in here. You think? I guarantee he'll come on the show and he'll tell you exactly what you need and he does this. No, you're telling us what we need to do with that. What you want to do.

No, surgery surgery. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's a plastic surgeon. No, I don't need, if you tell me what I need, I need the fat sucked out of my upper dick. Well, when they suck, when they suck the, when they suck the fat out of our upper decks, yes, is, is, are they just going to stick something in? Stop touching me. I never had a father. Please don't touch me like they're feel good. Ask your question. Come on. Don't put you in. I want to answer it.

I've always wanted a man putting his hand on my shoulder and telling me it's okay. Hey, everything's okay. And I want to answer your question. Stop, it makes me happy when you know. Oh, that feels so good. It's such a good idea to take what I've given you and do better than me. I've wanted this my whole life, dude. But when they stick it in, right, they stick a tube in

and just suck out the fat and then what happens to the skin? Do they have to cut the skin and tighten it up? Yeah. I got to the, I'm telling you, I got to the point of date it would have happened the surgery and then I just like everyone kind of talked me. I got, I'll tell you what I got nervous about was the stack, but I went in there for that second meeting. These the stack of papers that was 80% saying like, I understand, I'm probably gonna die on anesthesia. And I was just like, I just got panicky and I just kind of never had time to do it

than after that, you know. It must be that big of a surgery though. I mean, it must be like a couple of hours or something. Just go in. Oh, I think it's very, very sure. It's outpatient. I mean, you'll be home that night. Oh, that's okay.

He said, don't fly for like a week, maybe you said. Why, what would happen if you fly? Your dick blows up. No, they were about blood clots, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, wrestlers have died like that. Do they do put you to sleep for this though, right? I hope so.

I would absolutely accept them not putting me to sleep. There was an option for that. Local anesthetic. Absolutely. I don't know, the cutting the skin off. That's a major surgery. What is? I mean, they're cutting the skin off that major surgery. What is I mean? They're cutting you open to remove sections

Well, they're just gonna pull the skin up and zip me back up Frankenstein me back up dude. Everything's fine I don't want to be I don't want to be But you're gonna yeah, I'm not gonna be able to see the scar Jacob you understand because all of my sparse dick hairs Are going to come together and make a super thick patch You understand I don't want to listen to the doctors in their shitty boring conversations while out there just sucking fat out of my dick. I take what the guy did to me. No, also the most like soul crushing thing ever. Yeah, this hurt. Did he molest you? Can I do it to you? Did to me? I did to believe

your clothes on. Yeah, sure. Mine were off. Sure, this hurt. Did he molest you can I do it to you? What do you do to me? I it to believe your clothes on yeah sure mine were off sure Go ahead stand up. Oh Jesus. This is crazy. All right, well So I dropped my pants He's looking he's really I looking at my dick a lot and I was like All right, see things the work goes. Yeah, I think you'd benefit from this I think it would like a get you what you're looking for. Well, you guys talking like this, like looking at each other's eyes?

No, he was sitting in a chair. I'm gonna do that. He was sitting in the chair and I'm standing and he goes over, he goes, go over and look in the mirror real quick and I'm like, oh, I hate that already. Because I'm wearing a shirt, I'm just like, my wiener in a mirror

and he goes, your penis looks like this soft now and he goes and then it'll look like the end we pushed on either side of my dick with his fingers and just put like something I already know I'm aware you think I haven't seen what I'm working with back there dude I did that in a mirror like so I was like look at that and I was like I didn't look it by the way Bobby I didn't look at it like I looked away from the whole thing I'm like, look at that. And I was like, I didn't look at it. By the way, Bobby, I didn't look at it. Like I looked away from the whole thing. I'm like, okay, yeah, let's do it. I actually kind of liked it.

Over the pants, I think I could push on my fucking penis puff all day long, dude. My pus puff. I liked it so good. I liked it so good. Sometimes like the tape it together and cabled it on the street. Okay, this is, can I say something?

Can I just be a little vulnerable right now? Yeah. And be honest, this is terrible. One side, thank you, put your hand on your shoulder. Thank you so much. Feels so good. One side's bigger than the other. Like I lost weight on the left side of my push fat

and the other side. There's a question is Dr. Babagio over here gonna be able to even out your your buddy. He's gonna even it out because it's gonna be flat as a board, dude. And then it's just gonna be our bellies. Nice. Flat dick. Boom. It's great. What's this?

You're trying to get a doctor on the phone. Black Lou said he could try Dr. Steve if you want. I know him money. You'll talk to Steve money? Yeah. Let's think so. Do we ever pay it? Do we Venmo?

No. Oh, we should have Venmoed him. Did he give you his Venmo? He's made jokes about it several times. But you're on money for. The first ever COVID tests. Okay. No, the first ever COVID test.

Oh, I remember that. He sent you the whole thing. You had like cut yourself. Like it was crazy. Yeah, to see if you had the antibodies. Uh, you got to see if you had. No, that was COVID. No, that was it.

I remember you got it and you hoarded it. No, we gave them the people and stuff. Not me. I would have happened to give them one. You were supposed to give one to me. Was I? Yeah. When? When you got me. Was I? Yeah. When?

When you got them. Remember I hooked you up with it. Also the issue, the Rosa put me with Dr. Steve. Are you sure? Positive. Get Dr. Steve up. You may have gotten the Rosa down with Dr. Steve. No, we can get to what we talked about Steve for a whole episode one time.

Right now I want to talk to the man who's going to put his machines inside my dick fat and suck it out. Why is it so hot in this room? Damn it's hot in here I don't know which is which I think it's broken. I don't know what the fuck to do with it It's hot it's hot because we just talking about dick fat for a half hour Who? I'm just thinking about Jacob fucking above dick area all flat nice and hairy Good for you, dude. Thank you. Damn. Maybe if we start

wearing our belts over our stomachs will push the fat down and Even it out what if I your logic though because here's thing I've no ass So I require belt to keep my pants above my ankles Mm-hmm And if I start doing that a little higher up in my belly, I'm worried now I'm going to have a weird like like my like my dick fat's going to start higher only. You know when you start displacing the water but when you grab water balloons and you squeeze and it pops up new bubbles and stuff, I feel like that's good.

What if we put the belt lower right above our dicks and tighten it and push the fat up into the belly. I'm like this. Pants right below dick. What? Pants right below dick. What? Underwear all the way up.

I saw like Kristi. Fuck Sean Strickland. Sure it's all the way up. Yeah. Sure it's hucking you around to where, no, don't do that. I'm saying this, we take our belts and we put it right above the dick. To mush that part down.

No, we mush that part back up to where it's supposed to be in our bellies. Do you understand? I do. I'm gonna try it. I can't hurt. Let's try it. I'll try it. Let's try it. Let's see.

Right above. And then we tighten it like a turner. Like a dick turner. Oh, fuck yeah. Looks terrible. It's a terrible look. I don't have enough loops. I just don't like you have ridiculously baggy pants now. I don't like the look.

It's not about to look, Jacob. It was about to fucking sign the medical need. Now push the fat up above it. Like pull it up. I think that's it. Now you want the fat on the belt to the belt. Mushes. It's a good one.

But now sit and sit. Now it's going to squish into your belt. Jacob, I'm old 90s hip hop, dude. This ain't no thing for me at all. I love that we both have gay rock and roll belt on Old man, we both have fucking we bought belted buckles at the bar Both match they're rhinestones and shit Rhinestones are studs dude. It's like heavy metal. We both have Joan jet belt on to

Big queens we are Heavy metal both have both have Joan jet belts on to big queens. We are We deserve of dick fat You know what we the dick fat guys would look so weird if you just Don't just fat everywhere else and then you just have like skinny dick area everywhere else and then you just have like skinny dick area. No, no, don't listen to her, dude. She's a hater. That hurt. I mean, the way fat everywhere else and everywhere else, I mean, just because

Christine's afraid to get triple F tips the way I told her I would get her. But only those if that's what she wanted. Only triple F tips. You want to use a frayed just get the mini good. Yeah, but not the top. Yeah, we're not assholes. I'll lose that one. We're not we of fucking vain pre-medalists. We just I'll lose that. I'll lose that. I'll lose that. I'll lose that. I'll lose that. I think I've been looking bizarre.

What? My dick being bigger. Yeah, Jacob. Real crazy looking. Yeah. Damn, dude. I'm gonna pull out a toast. So soft in front of you so much. I'll be Jacob. My stitches haven't dissolved yet, but check this out. I'm like helicopter in front of you Have you ripped your stitches? That's gonna be the new version of getting Jade you got Jade Yes, Bobby I Kis tick Bobby respect respect respect Like it takes longer in this room

I love it this room is bigger so it takes more to sound the travel This room is fucking ridiculous What a shitty ass studio this is Who studio is this? Nobody goes live in here. This is just for performances. Oh, God. This is the studio that Opie and Anthony

should have had at the end when they didn't like each other. Just stare forward. Just stare forward, not facing each other. Oh, Christine, will you sit on my dick fat at night and see if it helps at all? That works. I wonder if that would help if she slammed it, mushed it down. We practiced and tried. Really? To mush my dick fat down?

How? Oh, sexier saying? Sexually on top of you. No, no, no, no, no. You're misunderstanding. Sex isn't mashing into my dick fat. It is though. I need you to sit directly on my dick fat. Yeah.

My penis will be taped down. You know, one of those big machines that makes the, I need you to sit directly on my dick fat. Yeah, my penis will be taped down Those big machines that makes the the just slams down on hot steel and mushes it down. Yeah into a rivet So being all sexed up pecky bunty. This is medical God keep trying if fucking knocked down my bush fat I don't like you feel better than when you fuck it's like that takes care of it. It's not like you're missing your dick. Huh? What? It's not like, like your dick fun, like when you're fucking,

that gets pushed back. So it's not like your full dick is an empowered. Agreed? Agreed. It's optics. Optics. It's optics. I've seen it.

I know what it looks like. I wanna show. And you know who I wanna show more than anybody? Guys. Yeah. I wanna be it. I know what it looks like. I want to show. And you know who I want to show more than anybody? Guys. Yeah. I want to be again. Yeah. No. Oh, sorry. Nothing to do with being guy. I didn't mean that. Yeah. Like whatever. I just want guys to see. I want Justin to see it. I don't want to be. I want Justin to say,

hey, buddy, you're looking good now. You really did it. Nice. Yeah. I'll never make the whole your weener out joke ever on anything because it would have to be hard for me to be comfortable doing that. And then I'd be uncomfortable because everyone's gonna go, why are you hard? I'm just a joke. Why are you fully hard? I'm just so glad naked roast battle isn't the thing to become famous. You know, like a Bob, you have to do an naked roast battle just to get a nice hot pump into my career.

I remember when I went to that naked show at Joe's pub 15 years ago. I remember Eric Andre was on it. Before he was still in New York, He was not famous yet, but he Swing in a hammer Fantastic and then I remember feeling like why is he doing that? I guess it you do get to a point where it doesn't matter I guess but Sam something his name was a little very sweet guy a little furry Red-headed Jewish fat guy just came out and I mean his dick was just a button poking out of balls on his little fat body and he just did his thing and I was

like I'm envy I said I'm envy of stuff like the who gives a shit but I it ain't me maybe for sure but I'll tell you what I'll join it my dick looks bigger when it's soft I'll join a gym just to walk around locker rooms. I Know I don't I get naked at a gym. I do I hide Of course I don't hide but I definitely wait I wait until nobody's there and if someone comes in I I went to the Russian Baths In Chicago and just dudes are just walking around with the shit swinging out and I I just got my underwear wet I like what you know like dudes are going on the things naked and stuff. I was just like now It's not happening. I wore my underwear just just threw my underwear out I didn't go to a school that was like

Like Jim showers at all So I never had that and in a gym like Lewis says it all the time. He's like, oh no, I like the shower at The gym is my favorite. I'm like, your favorite? Like, I couldn't, like when I get out of the shower, if you want to extort money from me, have a hidden video, take me putting on my socks while I'm naked right out of a shower

and putting my, and then putting my tank top on first and sitting in socks in a tank top and my wet and bird hanging out. And then my underwear. It's the whole thing's until I put on shirt, the process is so unflattering. I have to put your socks on first. Yeah. Oh, right when you get out of the shower? Well, dry my feet and everything. Put on a little lotion. And then yeah, socks first of all clothes, socks first. You don't do that now under it first

Well, I'll tell you with that it does Bobby with all the hotels and everything we stand You are gonna pull little something up off your feet and it's gonna go right here in your thigh and inner dick area It's gonna burn real bad. What the fuck are you talking about? It's like ringworm. You can get all kinds. I've had I got it one time It's just that's what Lotrimans I've had, I got it one time. It's just, that's what low trimmings for. But it's, I got it one time, it hurts so bad. But it went away quick with the low trimmings, but they're like, yeah, the best way to do that. Cover your feet first.

Before you pull things up your legs to your holes. I put towels on the floor, and I step on the towel when I get out of the shower. Do you have towels on the floor of the shower? I have, not in the floor and I step on the towel when I get out of the shower. Do you have towels in the floor of the shower? I have not in the shower, I know. Oh, so the shower is dirty? Well, 7,000 people whose phone is that? I don't know.

Seven. Is that Jacob's? It's my sister. Wow. He just doesn't know the hours you work. She calls you every day during the show and I text her. I'm on the air every day What's wrong? She hit her head. She does doesn't get it. I don't know she wants to be involved I think you know she probably wasn't involved in the show a little bit ask her what I should do about my a dick fat

Jacob show me what it means Jacob honeys at you Jacob honey Ask her this say what should Jay and Bobby do about the dick fat and then F word, S and word. She'll get it. You know, can you take your dick fat and put it in other parts of your body? Now, I thought about that again, hoping for the old cartoon theory of kick me in the dick fat and it'll make my ass plump up. I don't think it's possible, but was that you? That's my thing. I don't, I can't control it. I don't know. It just happens. You should name it. Let's name it. That's Ernie. He wasn't sorry to me. Yeah, I can't control it. It's it's only

happened over the last year. It just it just happens. I don't know what it is. Maybe we can fix that with some of the dick fat surgery. It's my best guess. It's my best guess. So you're talking about like a boy version of a BBL. What's that? Yes, where they remove fat from one area and put stomach, right? Usually, and they put it into your ass.

Yes. I would absolutely have, in fact, I want what I was going to crowdsource the whole thing. I said, if the audience would pay for it, community, I'll get a fat ass, but like a fat ass. Like a megging the stallion. Yeah, I'd love to see you with a fat ass. Fucking big J the stallion.

V stallion. All day long, dude. I'll do all my songs, or I'll do all my jokes like this from behind the way she does her music. I'm like, yo, y'all have a nose, how girl cops think of it at their job? No, I would definitely, I would get fat taking out of my gut and put up, in my, not up my ass, but in my ass. I mean, however, gets in there.

I'll give a shout. In your ass. Yeah, that's in your ass. In my ass cheeks. Christine, can you ask that doctor if it's possible to put my above dick fat into my ass please? They're not answering it's after hours right now. I mean, girls do, I mean, the chick from Wicked took the fat out of her cheeks.

Did you see that? Put it in her ass. No, she just took, and she wasn't even like her cheeks. She wasn't fat. She took the fat out of her cheeks to give her a thinner face or something or higher cheekbones and she looks mental now Oh, yeah, that's what that girl from what you call it said her should do. Yeah, look at look at us

Show look at the decide by side Before and after the chick from wicked the chick from wicked she the Oh, yeah, actually she yeah, that's not a crazy, I don't know if it's fat out of her cheeks. That would have was, she said for sure. You took fat out of her cheeks. I wonder if it's the same thing that happened in China. Like right here, she just took all that fat out

so her face is thinner. Like she looks, it looks terrible. It looks crazy. Looks terrible. But China had like her whole chin and jaw shaved. She had to, because she was a dude. Yeah. And she died a she was a dude. Yeah. And she died a gang bang porn queen. So good surgery. I want to be a gang bang porn queen. You are. I will be if I get this fat sucked out of above my dick.

Did you leave a message for the doctor? I know it's after hours, but he tell him that we'd like to talk to him on the show one Monday Please about me and Bobby's dick fat surgery. Tell me, could be getting a two for right here. That's not a good one. That's not a good one. There's a good one where she's got fat put in her cheeks. Let me see. I guess so. I think that's now, before.

Because you got her eyes bugged out. That's weird. You bugged out my eyes, all. Can you suck the fat from around my eyes so they're really bugged out? My mother had to get that done because she has that, we have the eyelids that kind of hang over your eye. And when the older you get, it's, you can't see.

The droop eye. The droop eye. So she had to get her eyelids. Taking off? No, she hasn't blinked in five years. She's like a fish. That's why he's able to blink. She, uh, yeah, so I mean, didn't Renee Zellowiger did that too,

and it fucking ruined her career. I don't think it didn't ruin her career. She doesn't look fucking crazy, though. She really, from what she was, different human beings she looks like now. Yeah. Jennifer graded that too. She got rid of that big beak, and it turns out

the beak was the only thing keeping her kind of cute. I love a big beak. Yeah, well, it's like a flaw. You know what I mean? It's like a flaw where you can say like, if they ever start thinking they're too good for you, you could be like, I guess go find some of those that big ass beak. And then I like to play and how I can hurt them later.

Because I assume they're going to hurt me. And hurt people hurt. You told me that once. She got like eye widening surgery. She looks like a different person. She got your eyelids raised. Yeah, raised, cause it would droop on her. She couldn't see.

She was just squinty. Look at the one over to the left. See how squint your eyes. We couldn't even see her eyes. Yeah, she still looks batshit. Yeah, she's adorable. No, look at those little lips. Well, I want to take her eyelid fat,

put in my ass with my dick fat. You can have my dick fat. We, like your ass, you gotta get ass. I don't. See, I'm, I don't know, I haven't seen my ass in a long time. See, I'm using the theory like, like when, you know, when chubby girls get implants, how many of I have a good ass?

They get them fucking crazy Let's see You got a roundee. Yeah, he's got a shape. Here's what I would do. Yeah, no doubt not to good ass I would you want well you need a little definition up here you need to take this in right there So you got those uh those lumps, you know what I mean? Yeah. Is they just back-backcoming ass? That's what we both have. And I'd like to fix it. But I said, like, you know what, chubby girls get big, big huge implants because it's like, it makes them look even smaller because their tits are so stupid big. I want to get that kind of ass. Where it's like, no, Jay's not even fat. He just has like a monster ass. And then, and also is the top of the dick is so flat they'll say the the townspeople will say that jay's dick is so flat above we should all get

something done for Christmas jay can won't do it jay can do it jay louwood there's gonna be something you would do I mean I would get I would get hair. I would have it. Okay. You get hair. You get your hair. There's always going to be a joke attached to it though. Like, Lou, I want to get you a hair transplant, but I'm only a mohawk. I'll take it.

Like, just up at the finish of mohawks, but it's going to grow so long as a blush. Yeah, but it has to be like an afro mohawk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's from black dude. I'm going to take it from a black guy's upper ass upper ass area and we're gonna make you a mohawk Whatever I'll take it. I know you will. That's why I love you. Louis Louis. What would you like to get? Peanus shortening asshole I think a little bit of some of the girth of this monster cock. What'd you say?

I would really like etched abs. I want to be ripped Zach Efron I would really like etched abs. I want to be ripped. Zach Efron. Kind of shit. That seems like you have to put some actual work into that first. You need a celebrity trainer for that. Zach Efron looks, I mean mental now. Did you see him? He looks like, doesn't even look like him. Yeah. He got like a jaw, something wrong with his jaw fixed. There's something. He looks like a... He had worked on? He, dude, his face is not his face That's crazy when I know everyone you love good looking and then you think I need work well because when you start to lose it I know when you when you get to a certain age you start to become older you start to lose it when you that good looking He's in his 30s, isn't he yeah? Jacob remember your crush Ellen Page got the ultimate work done

Remember Ellen Page got the ultimate work done Remember Ellen Page got the ultimate work done. I think she's hey, you get a little work done He goes a little sit down. I think she looks hotter now my outsides are on my insides and my insides are on my outsides God damn, but a little trivia because you mentioned, please. Renee Zellweger. She's now. Zellweger. Please. She's now dating former husband of Christine on the coast. And. Really? Oh, no. I mean, I watch Christine on the coast.

Mr. Zellweger. Of course, I'm bringing of course you do. It's it's important to me Okay, it should be important you probably Remember how this made you feel you want to make you feel like that. I feel so good You watch psych I watch I write you on the code 100% I can't have our thing Not me everything I watch rules and no it doesn't you watch the stupidest TV ever No me and Sharon have I think almost identical TV tastes that's true If Christine dies will you raise the organs with me?

We don't have to have sex I died Justin's raising dog Just like a dog and you can bring in the cat if Christine dies suddenly just watch TV from a fall If you die suddenly from something I plan. Guys, we should break now because then we got a wow. Oh, I didn't realize Jacob's put on his corporate pants. Well, we just sold our souls out to the devil to get our fucking dicks looking bigger soft. And that's how you cut us off. Okay, we have a big day today. Jacob, I'll just remember that when we're getting this fucking discounted rate on alpha, on alpha omega male, uh, plastic surgery.

I didn't like that, that, that, that, that website was not it. All the thing, Bobby's first comedy website. We have, uh, generation kill is going to play live. Hell yeah. We'll set up in the performance studio next to us. We're in the control room now. Yeah, it's gonna be so. Shannon, have you ever seen Rob and the boys play live before?

I have not. You never saw the drummer play live? I haven't, no. Never. What's your favorite band, you know, the instrument? Oh, singer, drummer drummer guitarist what oh? I feel like singer really typically yeah, what's the second one? guitarist

Yeah, what you I mean don't be honest We are in that room you are yes Wait, can I say something he also also can't... You heard my feeling yesterday. Stop being honest. Wait, I don't want to. He does also, he can sing a play guitar. Really?

All right, there you go. He looked in and they made eye contact. I watched them through the door. Oh, here it is. She saw it. She had to put them on the glass. Put them on the glass for a quick. Come on.

She had to be there, pressed hand the band real quick. Right there, she didn't. Did you just press do last? Come on. Shandong, do you want me to press-tam the band real quick? Right there, Shandong. Did you just press-tam the band? Stop. If you do, I swear to God. Me and Bobby right now, I'll mush our dick-facts up against that window. You do that first.

I don't know if I can get it up that high. I can't. All right, we'll take a break. Bobby. Yes, sir. Introduce our guest, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, live in studio. Are we going to talk them first? I say we let them whale and then we talk and then they let them whale and then

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