The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Tushy Shaking In Radio City

Episode Date: June 19, 2026

Yungblud was ready for these two middle-aged dads as he did not disappoint at Radio City Music Hall in NYC last night. Jay and Bobby made it to the concert that was filled with all women and tushy-shaking. Jay offered Bob a thousand dollars to stand on his seat like the rest of the young fans. Yungblud had a unique ability to nonverbally cry as the large crowd sang the lyrics and Jay became jealous of that skill. | The rock/pop talk took a detour when Jay went down memory lane to remember child groups from Philly like "Another Bad Creation." | Jay brought heavy metal foam fingers and did not take them off in the concert or on this radio broadcast. He rules. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah. Yeah, nobody loves me. Fuck yeah, dude. Wow. We felt the power. We felt the power last night of the blood. Hey, Jacob.

Lou? I'm looking at you, dog. Paco, hello. Black Lou, what it is. What it is, my man. Satan. I bought my young blood boy a foamy finger. I was over there buying alcohol to get through it.

I was in a line. I'll tell you how it started, though. Nice for me. Bobby went in right up. Bobby had the pee. So he goes in and he runs in the pee. I get in line for drinks. And I get behind these two ladies

who seemed a little old for the concert themselves. But they were out. They were doing it. They were ready to fucking work at these girls. And the blonde lady, 40-something, 50 maybe, she looks at me weird, kind of, and she goes, you have really cool hair. And I went, I went, oh, really?

I go, thank you. I go, I thought it's so humid out and stuff like that. I thought it was all probably falling down and stupid. And she goes, just say thank you. And turned around, never talk to me again. I mean, just say thank you. She's got a point. What are you doing?

You're fucking. I don't know what I did it, but I did it wrong, for sure. Who wants to have a conversation with somebody? Then, while I was waiting. That's a funny thing about the crowd, though. I thought they were going to be all little girls, and it was pretty much just... But just the one we were creeping hard on in front of us.

It was just, it was like a... It was mostly middle-aged women and fucking dudes that looked like me. I clocked this child's ass the second we sat down. Yeah. Ridiculous. I call her child, I mean, 22, 3, but like... a child, but God damn, porno body.

Yeah, but then I turned into your DP because I was just trying to... Then Bobby filmed it. He goes, that's where he goes, I filmed it for you. I go, I don't want that. Just film a kid's ass. It wasn't a kid, it was 22, and I didn't... Kids, you can't film that either, I don't think. I had young blood in every shot.

Oh, yeah. Wise. It was one point, though, I had my video on, but I had the flash on because it was so dark, and that was creepy. Christine, apologize for giving everyone a boner while fucking shoving that hot dog in your mouth all at once. Go on. Did you eat the whole thing? Apologized everyone.

I saw how big of a piece you put in there unnecessarily. What are you trying to prove? There's only one black person on staff. Relax. She misses the old days, Jay. Yeah, she must miss the old days. Christine, wait, wake up, look up. It was a little piece. She's so sad. She doesn't get her mouth fulled anymore.

Dude, she fisted that right in her throat. That was crazy. She can one bite your hot dog. She would have been, yeah. Oh, yeah, without a doubt, dude. She's trying to live the old days back in high school in Hermosa Beach. She could probably do a magic trick

where, like, my weiner would be, like, my fur could be hitting her lips, and but inside her mouth, nothing would touch my dick. My dick could just be, like, free. And her whole mouth just wopping around. Yeah. She could do, do you guys have any jelly donuts?

Are you as fresh? So I picture Christine's got a bottomless mouth. So, while I'm waiting in long, I get up there finally after this lady who told me to just say thank you, ordered her drinks. I go up next very nice lady taking my order. They tell you quickly that I was ordering too many booze drinks. Can't have that many for one person.

You can only get two drinks, two booze drinks per person. And I wanted a tequila and two white claws. I don't want to go back. And so I had to wait for Bobby. But another guy behind the counter recognized me. and he was like he's like by the way it was a weird recognition but it got me where I needed to be

because he was just like you're on YouTube or something like YouTube or TikTok like you do a thing you do what you got some stuff I know you from thing and you got to just eventually go

I'm a comedian so maybe he's like yes yes and he starts like telling the rest of them like I was just saying I'm a food reviewer really hey you want something yeah I review food on TikTok technically you do you're an influencer I am the fluence

you're the fluence the fluence so Hey. So the lady tells me very nicely, I guess, because now I'm fucking, I'm somebody, at least, a TikTok or YouTuber to these people. So she goes, if you're waiting for your friend to come back to get the other drinks, like just stand over here.

And then when he gets over here, you just jump right back and after the next person in front of me. There's a few people, you know, a few cashiers. But she was like, just wait right here next to me. So I wait at Bobby comes. Now we're schmoozing a little bit more. We're being friendly. we're like for the party. And then just this next guy in line

who I just had to cut off hard to just jump in front of him and start putting our order in. I was like, that guy, I felt that guy's heat in my back of his eyes. He didn't like that. Who does? No one does.

But he should have watched the whole thing unfold. I waited in the line. Nobody likes young blood's older brother cutting him in line to get alcohol. Fucking middle-age blood. Middle-age blood? Actually, thick blood. Thick blood.

Malasses blood. You forget in the whole thing, We actually left here, and the show wasn't till late. Yeah, we're missing the whole early part. We actually had to go walk around for two hours before the show. Oh, yeah. Don't worry. There's a part of this story I've been dying to tell

because I did a very good job of being a friend. You were a fat friend last night. What do you mean? Dude, you found the spot. We came up with a whole new app idea for fat people in New York City. Yeah. There's places where if you go outside of certain restaurants, their air conditioning vents blow out cold air like right onto the sidewalk but you have to stand

against the you have to put your back against the wall which me and bobby did for 15 full minutes because we were walking around it was so humid that we had to go get napkins we had to get napkins we were in the cigar show we were like hey do you have any napkins he's like he gave his paper towels he gave us we took him and then uh we were walking around and jay goes jay like like we were going west and you're an indian he went i feel cold air i was like dude you're crazy he goes no there's cold air coming this AC coming outside I could have been going crazy by the way because I will tell you while Bobby went into the cigar store

the reason I even went in there is because I couldn't slap any more bugs on my neck I was having African bug issues it was fucking crazy what are these things and I was like I gotta get and I just went inside with Bobby and I go Bobby do they have paper towels and I stood in front of his box fan while I waited for Bobby to order his cigar yeah we kept popping into stores just to cool off

Bobby comes out flustered lights a cigar the wrong way. Yeah, I did. Then, but. You didn't have to tell him that. Early. I mean, it's a rookie move. Didn't need to add to the story. I couldn't even believe what you were doing when you were doing it. You didn't know I was fucking doing it upside down. It looked wrong. I shouldn't have told you. It looked wrong. How do you know what it looked wrong?

Because it looked like you were lighting the part that you would suck on and you were sucking on the part you light. You do know the part you suck on. I do. You do? I know the part you suck on everything in the world. You're a professional part you suck on. You want to know where to suck on these microphones? I tell you. I want you approach it like this. I love that. You love your foam.

Your foam finger. Dude, we walk out, all of a sudden we feel this AC, and then, and Jay's like, there's AC. I go, you're out of your mind. The AC doesn't blow out. It's hot air. And then this restaurant was blowing out the most amazing, amazing AC ever, and we just sat there facing the building.

Staring at rich people in the Capitol grill windows while we, yeah. Because our front, our front was wet. Yeah. We were getting some wet front. I was rubbing my shirt to dry it off my tits sweat. He did fantastic. Yeah, we sat there for like 15, 20 minutes and cooled all the fuck down.

Now, I wouldn't even say any of bring up any of this if it wasn't, ending in a very funny thing. Jay actually said, dude, I know a couple spots of the city where you can do this. I do. I was like, we should come up with a fat guy app for New York City that you, if it's too. Yeah, just places to cool off.

Yeah, just places to cool off outside. Yeah, like watering stations for fat people. Yeah, like homeless people, and vents in the winter. Yeah, you're like, there's a lady who waters her flowers on the first floor. You can catch some of that mist. Every day, 2 p.m. she waters her flowers in her window.

It's 37th Street and 2nd Avenue. If you'll go out there, you can catch that mist. You'll cool you right down. That'd be surprised. I'll pick you up in the middle of the day. You just can't come up with a name for the app. Ah, fucking. Let's think of it right now.

Fat, it's going to be fat something. It's fat. So fat. Yeah, so fat. We'll figure. We'll come to it. Oh, my God. He's so fat. Oh, you know. All right, Christine.

Damn, Christine got skinny now. She's a bitch. She did get skinny. She's been waiting to get skinny. It's to be a mean girl. My day has come. That's why she's practicing on long hot dogs. You're about to catch a fully realized Christine.

She will not be handled lightly. So we were walking around. I only say this because it ends in such funny. I'm not this guy. I don't fucking brag about shit. I don't fucking jerk myself off about anything. You son of a bitch. I forgot all about it.

I just did a roast. But let's say this also. We went, Bobby went with me, I bought some sunglasses, I bought some sunglasses. I bought some sunglasses. About two. About two pairs of sunglasses. I, we circled around.

We're like, hey, I'm going to put these sunglasses in the car. We got plenty of time still. So let's go, walk to the car. Let's get somewhere where you can get a cigar. So you smoke a cigar. I'll smoke a few butts. I'll smoke a joint. And then by the time we do all this,

it'll be time to go into the concert. when we get back there. We know, we're going to do a pretty big circle, several avenues. It's hot as shit. On the walk, though, I just did the roast. It's no big deal. It's very visible, right this moment. I was being recognized a lot on the streets.

And Bobby was being very magnanimous. He was taking pictures. Some of them, he was taking pictures of us. How am I doing that? When somebody recognizes you and they, you know, I'm like, hey, I'll take the photo. I always do take a photo of me also. Yes. I do a selfie.

I know. I never just take the photo. Of course. Anybody who asks for a photo of Jay, I go, I'll take it. And you're getting a picture of me too. Just in case. In case. You don't know.

I might do a roast next year. And you'll have a fantastic photo. That could be a cash cow one day. Never know. So, also, I should say, before we did our journey walk, Starbucks is right here. Let's get some bucks for our walk. I love a bucks.

Some Starbucks for our walks. We're going to be doing a big loop here. Today was sleeve day, by the way. Nobody knows that. Did you get a sleeve? I think they came to sleeves. Oh, you got one? Yeah.

I got four. I love it. I got the sleeve. Do you ever get the Dunkin' Donut pink mitten? No, I don't like Dunkin' Donuts. I don't like Dunkin' either, but I do like one pink mitten on the left hand only. I got an itch. So.

Jay's wearing his fucking foam, rock and roll, young blood finger. Idols, dude. Youngblood. I love it. So So James Remember if I can remember

Miley Cyrus did this at the VMA Awards That's where she broke my daughter's heart And showed her what a pig horse she was Not just Hannah Montana What a sad day That was a real That was a real coming of age day

So We get our Starbucks We're walking around You should go on stage with that by the way We're sweating We're sweating a lot Yeah It's hot

We're thinking of different ways to go Then And by the way, when a door closes, another one opens, like kind of theory, it does happen in this story here because let's call it somewhere between the fifth or sixth time. Someone's getting excited to see me. All right. Let's get, let's give five. I mean, four. No.

I mean, you, you go out of control. You were inside for a little bit of that cigar place. I mean, then it doesn't count. Oh, okay. That's fair. Yeah, you can't count solo recognition. I thought I was being nice. Nine, let's call it four.

I don't like Jays too when people he's so he tries to be so humble I am he almost bows like he's a master I touch my chest a lot he does this he goes back and he says thank you my friend yeah he bows thank you my thank you so much my friend it's like all right style you're not a kung fu master just take the accolade you asshole they're showing me great honor and I show them great respect for the honor it makes me sick the way he takes an accolade oh oh oh thank you so much my son nice they take some of their and they're interested in what I do. You don't bow. I put my art out there.

I don't like you put your hands together in prayer hands. Or hand of the chest. Yeah, hand of the chest, like it's touching his heart. Or he bows with his prey hands. Like he's a monk. Bobby. I put my art out there and leave it to the people to decide. Why don't you get two foam hands

so when you get accolade, you can put those together? You know, by the way, you knew if they had a left hand, I would have gotten it. They do. Just get by two and put it on your left hand. No, there's still two right hands. The thumbs would be ridiculous. Yeah, but you can do the people behind you

Because so many people recognize you I'm sure there's people in front of you and behind you I'll have to make my own I'll make my own left And then I'll just live life with this So I didn't mean to do that When we were

I'm getting used to this thing It's not boss So when we When we were coming down 9th Avenue Bobby got a cigar He lit it the wrong way He's pulling on it With everything he has

to make it seem like it wasn't the wrong way at first. I think it's not a big deal. He goes, no, but this can happen. This happens all the time. He's getting veins in his head, how far. It's like he's trying to suck a fucking brick through a straw. He's pulling so hard. He's like, it's fine, though.

I go, should we go back? He goes, it's crazy. No, I let it. I got it. So he's going, well, I'm lighting it. And then when we get through there and we're walking down 9th Avenue, Bobby's got a cigar, he's got a Starbucks. and now a guy comes careening out of a bar

dressed in a kilt and a Nick shirt and it was a blue quilt. It was a purple kilt. I think it was all Nick's stuff. It was purple because it's my favorite color. I remember. Oh, all right. It was like that purpley nick's color.

Comes out of purple kilt and he, I mean, almost leapfrogs Bobby to tell me what a fan he is. And not even for a picture or anything, he just goes, do I just wanted to shake your hand now? I'm such a huge fan. I love all your stuff, man. I watch all your stuff. I love all your stuff.

And he starts walking away. And Bobby stops for the first time, and nine will call it four times. For the first time, Bobby does the stop and turn where he's, I'm like, oh, he just picked the guy that he's going to be like, because if I got to him, he's like, a guy in a skirt is going to fucking acknowledge me. Every once in a while. Listen, every once in a while, I look at him like, fuck you, you know me too, stupid. So.

Because he gave me a second look. He gave me a, oh. He's like, should I, maybe? Yeah, you, you, you, if you, if you, if there's an inkling of it, he knows you. You just go, hey, man, fan, too, something. Right. I'll take a you too. But he walked away and Bobby turned around to do the.

I don't allow it. He was going to start going at him. But before he did that, Bobby, it was, oh, he got overloaded. He's smoking a cigar. He's holding the coffee. He's getting ready to yell at this guy. And then I go, and then I go, Bobby, don't. And as I say, Bobby, don't.

He turns to me and drops his entire. fucking coffee. Yeah. All at his new shoes feet. Yeah. Because you fucking stop me. Don't stop. Don't stop the rage.

You let me go, dude. I stopped the rage. It was my fault. Yeah, you're like when a guy gets into a fight with another guy and the wife comes and holds his arms back. The worst move. It's the worst move. You're like, Bobby, Bobby.

And I was like, what? I was just ready to let that. You're right. I should have screamed Sarah Run. Yeah. Get him out of there before I fucking make you panic your coffee on the guy. So Bobby now is completely lost. his coffee.

Well, I had complete fuck you to this guy, and then I turned back to you and I've seen your little delicious face, and it calmed me down, and my emotions collided at once. Yeah, and he couldn't hold things at that same time. So he dropped his coffee everywhere, and then it's just so fucking, because also it's very busy. So he can't just leave it and walk away like I has a fucking man. He had to bend over and get it and pick it up and then find a fucking trash can. Yeah, but don't forget the laughter that was coming out of you. I did a pretty good job.

I thought he did a pretty good job, making it not a big deal. I don't think so. You actually bent over. He said you didn't lie. I said, were you able to not laugh? He went, you crazy? He went like the, this is Jay. He went, what, Bob?

What the, good job, not laughing. And then he tried, and then he pulled in and he goes, dude, you got, what the fuck are you doing? And his head he really kept it together. Did not keep it together at all. I thought I, I thought I bit my lips. No, you didn't bite nothing. No?

No, except my ego. You bit my ego off. Maybe we remember. You didn't even go down to pick up my coffee. You could at least help me. up with that. What? It's your fault.

It's your fault. You should, let me, let me do me. And you get your accolades, King fucking roast boy. Okay. Yeah, you get your accolades, bow, touch your heart, pretend you're like you're gentle,

and I'll fucking snap on a guy that should have recognized me. If you're in a fucking kill, you should know who I am. Now, before you're being too caught up in the negative. What? We turned the corner.

Yes. We made a left. And then we saw, where a door closes, the window opens, right when you were probably feeling your lowest and didn't have a coffee. Yeah. And you're smoking a cigarette's making your fucking ears pop.

A cigar upside down, yeah. You, we just happened to the street we picked a walk across. Happen to be the street that some fucking dipshit chick was making a TikTok or something. She's an influencer. In a bikini? No, I don't know, Jacob. In a bikini?

Yeah. Pretty bang-up. I couldn't tell you what her face looked like, but upon reflection she had a pretty fucking sick body. She had a nice body. And she was just like dancing around, like sexy, like rapping over a song that was playing, like mouthing the words, like lip-syncing it,

while another girl was like, who looked all artsy farts, he was like filming her. That was actually, I was a boy. Was it a boy? Yeah, that was a goofy. Simp? Yeah, it was like a Simp boy.

But I mean, Bobby, again, this is not me. I would have just come here. That's the most you would have known about that. I would have been, face. I think she had a pretty great body. Black bikini dancing around to some bullshit song. I couldn't tell you what song it is or what the ideas. And that's all the information I'd have. And then I try to build off of that into outward humor. You bring the fluence because he's not afraid to just film this random lady

against her will while she's doing her thing. Buddy, she's fluencing. I get the fluence. You get fluence offer. That's the fluence rules. Is that co-fluencing? Buddy, no, that's collab fluencing. Oh, you guys collab. She didn't know. You don't have to ask for collab. If somebody's fluencing on the streets. You can immediately collab. You can, if you're a, not you, but I'm a fluencer.

So yeah, I'm the fluent. So yes, I can, I have permission. Yes. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Yeah, you can't just whip out a phone. You'll look creepy. She's going to know. Probably.

I got to tell you something, nobody gave a fuck. In fact, the two guys that are standing in front of us, I had a sneaking suspicion. One of those, like, those guys were part of the thing because they were kind of staring and watching too. But in a way that I was like, I feel like they know her. And they didn't say it. word to Bobby just pulling his camera out and filming this girl's fucking bikini up her ass dancing

around. If you're in a bikini in New York City on a dirty New York street and your bare feet? Yeah. What a scum pig. Blug. Jacob, you just suck this bitch's toes. Shut up. I just sent you the video, Christine. It's loading. Oh, you're loading. Oh, yeah. We're in Studio 6. There's no internet in here. Huh? She's still a pig, though. She was a dumb pig without a doubt. I think what did you say in the video? I forget. First of all, Jay, Jay was murdering last night. I was so glad I recorded most of his shit.

I couldn't stop laughing. He was making me laugh all night long. I was there for it. I was trying to enjoy the concert. I'd look over and I was, it looks like he's getting into it. Then he would just say something ridiculous. And totally snapped me out of it and make me realize I'm a 55-year-old comedian. Oh, man, I screamed every time you were supposed to scream.

Oh, buddy. When they were like, who wants to kidnap young blood and take him home at him night? And then he turns around and wiggles his ass and I, but he's the only one with a foam finger. 5,000 people, only person with a phone finger. Do you guys stay for him putting on the phone finger? Oh, I got a whole video I put up. He stay for what? Him putting on the jersey.

Yes. Oh, yeah, when he went to the audience? No doubt. It's in, and remember the big video? Christine, get other fluences off. The video I sent has all of these stories. So please don't insult me by bringing another fluencer up, please. Your walk to Radio City.

It's right on the screen. But he does. He goes, Nick Sin 5. This ain't cricket, motherfucker. You have no idea. Someone told you that backstage. That's it right there. Look at us.

The Young Blood Boys. He did it. Yeah, oh, this is, yeah. You can scroll through it. You'll see where we're at. The opening of the show, I mean, listen. First of all, we got there. It opens up with...

So you walk from the cigar bar to Radio City Music Hall, How are your seats? It's a deli that has cigars. Yeah, we couldn't get to the cigar bar. That was on 58th, and it was too hot to walk up. I don't want. No, it was too much.

I was sweating. We had time. It's his fasciitis. Huh? No, no. He was also wearing Nike's instead of his hoe. He wanted his hoax about halfway through the trip. Oh, my God.

Thank God I had to wear my young blood boots that I got. That would suck. Thank God Max bitch me out of my outfit. It was way too hot, and it was my suit. I was going to wear a red fucking jacket. Red with red. Bad ass motherfuckers. That's right, we are.

A couple of badass motherfuckers. Yeah, we, it was weird that we got into the whole, we had the, half the row was empty. No reason, everybody in this room and the guest couldn't have come. It was crazy. We got in, it was half the row, maybe quarter of the row, full. I had five seats on the left of me, open. Quarter of a row full. Empty seat,

me, Bobby, and then the rest of the entire row is empty. Completely empty. Just empty for the whole show. That's crazy. Nobody, whoever they, whatever tickets they had for other people, they were like, yeah, I'm not going to this stupid thing. No one went. Me and Bobby were the only adult men who went.

I wonder if there are people that would have blown that off to go to the Knicks game. Everybody? You mean every man with a testicle? Like people that were supposed to show up? Do you know how much I judge? You know how much I judge? There was a guy sitting a few rows in front of us who was wearing a, first of all, outdated player with R.J. Barrett,

Nick's Jersey. And then you go, this guy's not a fan. You wouldn't fucking be here on tonight if you were, you wouldn't be watching Youngblood if you were a Knicks fan on Knicks in the finals. Live in New York?

I would have been. Right, you would have been. You're not a Knicks fan. I'm a Youngblood fan. I was happy to go to Youngblood over the Knicks at all. I hope they lose the series ultimately.

But now, in the short term, I hope they win the series on Saturday because I don't want this I said I told you this outside If they if the Spurs win It comes back to New York Tuesday night Our busiest day here

You have to get downtown Afterwards for your show And it's And it's the FIFA first game Yeah I don't want to do this I don't want to take the subway No it's a second The first game is actually Saturday

So it's going to cross Oh wait no Thanks for correcting me, bitch. Wow, what the fuck? This is why we don't do Thursdays. So, yeah, when we got into the show, so we finally, Bobby Spills Coffee, did we have the girl? I like to see this girl shaking her fucking toast. Oh, I sent it to her.

I don't know if she has it. The last one that you sent me is just not, it's not loading to the phone where I can pull it to Internet. It's not? Damn. It's not. It's not. Why does it be... Why do you have an accent?

Not. She's from a stupid beach community. Is that why? Yeah. I don't know how to do it. We're fucking old men still say Mando. I did send... Nobody says Mondo.

People say Mando. Nobody says Mando. I bet if you call your dad right now and ask him if he said the word Mando, he'd say yes. What is Mando? Mando. It's fucking... It's stupid surf bullshit. Christine, I'm going to...

Surfing's dumb as fuck. Surfing's not dumb as fuck. Surfing's badass. Look at your phone, girl. You hate it. You hate surfing. You love surfing. Surfing is different.

Huh? Yeah, this is no mic. Oh, there we go. I'm indifferent. No way. I think it's cool. You've totally watched people surf like your whole life. No, I lived inland, but I thought it was cool.

Why did Christine just remind me of a commercial? No way. What is that from? Did she sound like something? No way. I don't know. You got it. Yeah, this girl was wild

I mean it was hot as fuck She was dressed appropriate We're gonna show you the girl on the street She was right on the street Right on the street Right on the street on 50th and 9th between 9th and 8th Yeah right in the middle of the block In front of some parking lot

Like a park or something It was like an opening It was a parking lot Yeah it was like a building And there was a guy on the ground And she's playing right to camera But I mean I stopped I stopped walking

I was like, and not to like to stare, I stopped and like, are we not supposed to walk through her shot? Bobby goes, get to fuck out of here. And he just walks right through and I walk through too. And then he just obnoxiously turned around and started filming her, which I thought was fantastic. Can I just say something, Jay? You can't just walk through the shot. I can't walk through the shot. I can't have found somehow a faster way to get there. Yeah, the fluence. On the science. Science has no business there. Science can figure out another way around. You can't just walk through a shot.

I could have found somehow a faster way to get there in science. through science. Let's not walk through this girl's shot. She's clearly doing something important. Christine, are you not bringing this up because you're jealous of this girl? You can't be jealous of a girl you haven't even seen yet. Relax.

She's just worried that she's skinnier than her right now. No way. Christine's a skinny manie. No, I'm still fat in L.A. What? We're all fat in L.A. Even Paco's L.A. fat. It can be nice.

You're down to L.A. fat. Yeah, that's good. It's got to be nice. Yeah. You're Midwest fucking shredded. Your Midwest shredded. Yeah, your Minneapolis fucking 11. Yeah.

Guys like to keep warm there, but they also like a pretty lady. Still processing. All right. Anyway, can I just say something? You send this thing on a buggin' supercomputer? And I say something real quick. I was smiling the whole way. I had such a good time at that.

that concert. One of the funnest concerts I've ever been here. I can't believe how fucking much fun. Now, granted, we were, you know, you were cracking me up the whole time, but we, I had such a good time. He is totally

movie star, rock star guy. Like, he did all the things that you would do if you're, you know, he said New York, a couple of, New York. I'm working on impression because that big Joker smile he does. I don't know if I'm doing it right, but it feels like I'm doing it right. He goes,

who wants to take home Youngblood and kidnap me home tonight? You gotta be right on it? You're gonna be a little like this. You gotta be a little more like this. He's like, he goes,

anybody goes, but I'd be a very rude house guest because Youngblood's fucking crazy. At one point he said, what he said? Then also, we stayed through changing. That's what we stayed for.

Wait, don't go to the end. You got too much to talk to. Oh, okay. There's too much in the beginning, dude. We, we, he opens up the show, comes out in, in Chrome. Pure Silver. Which you were a little disappointed. I'm still disappointed.

Why? I love chrome. Where's the black leather, dude? I thought we were going black leather wallet chain to nowhere. This guy came out dressed like Ziggy Star Dust. He came out, immediately took that vest off and was topless. Yeah, he was topless, pretty cool. Then he was swipping his butt around.

He does a lot of, he does a lot of, he does a lot of, he does a lot of, he does a lot of, A lot of tushy shake. A lot of tushy shake. He gives a lot of tussie shake for the audience. He said he totally plays to the girls. No, he plays to the girls and a couple of the guys. Yeah. Oh, this is the part.

Yeah. I look over at Jay and he sees me looking at him and he just gets into it. Oh, yeah. I come alive for the camera. There was so many shots I had of you just looking up at the ceiling. Who wants to peel back me forward? skin. Yeah, he wanted all of us to get on chairs.

He told us that we all have to jump. Yeah, we have to jump. This is fun. The whole crowd was jumping. Every time I looked over at Jay, though, he wasn't. And then he saw me, and then he starts bouncing. Oh, is this our song? Flynn, plan, flim, flim, flim, flim, flam, flam, flam, flam, boom, boom, boom.

Yeah, that's when you realized it was, oh, oh, look at him. He went out in the crowd, took his shirt off. Look at Jay. He's loving it. Nobody else had hands? Nobody, not one person. This is us right here flim flamming it. We're just going blibba, blip, blip, blip, blip.

Flam, flam, flam, boom. Let me tell you, he did changes. And I don't know if I believe, pretty up. I bet there's a video of his emotional reaction to it. He does a real, like, he sat back when the crowds are, I'm like, I don't know. You knew Ozzy for three years, maybe. Relax.

Maybe Ozzy affects people differently. You think he goes out there? He does the same set every night. You think he was out there and starts bawling 100% of nights? I believe he does. Because he's not real. Yeah, he was crying. And then at one point, he did this thing where, at the end,

where he just looked at the crowd, like, I can't believe this is happening. Oh, yeah. A very, yes. By the way, I get it. It's why I'm bummed. I'm not a rock star. So I can't take the mic away from my facing like this and just go.

Yeah, he was milding, what the fuck? I can't believe it. This is, what, this is crazy. And you have to read his fucking lips of gratitude. I hate that because I want to do it. I hate that I know he's, like, it's part of the script. Yeah, Jay wants to close his theater shows this weekend by just looking. looking up at the balcony and then affecting them

and then look out at everybody, but everybody individual in the eyes. Yeah, this person gets a little. Yeah, everybody's sat. And then he's gonna put his hand in his heart and then he's gonna bow. No, that's almost the thing. Ah, ha, let him laugh.

You wanna bow at the end of your show so much. I verbally bow. I do verbally bow at the end of my shows. I bet you Jay comes back out an encore. You know, I don't close on a joke. I mean, I do a joke that I'll end on and then I give a speech about how much I appreciate the audience. Yeah, I know you do.

You do. Now you can bow, walk up stage, come back out. I hope when you come back out, everybody's, like, half the crowd's gone. I told you I was in, the first time I did the Wilbur theater. I'm an encore to a fucking leaving audience. Oh, hey guys, sorry, I just forgot something out here. No, no, you don't sit back

down, you don't sit back down. I just forgot something. I just forgot something. I just forgot something. The first time I did the Wilbur, I was so like, oh my God, I can't believe I just did the Wilbur Theater. At the end, I started going, guys, I want to say, man, it's so good to come back to Boston and to play this theater. And I just heard a guy going, oh, boy. I just went, thank you guys, see you guys next time. Bye.

Well, I know, I know that's when I walk out on stage of the theaters, if it's kind of like, you know, if they sell, if they're sold as good as they say, and I look out and it looks like big, like the biggest audience I perform in front of it once for me. in some kind of way, I am going to immediately sit down and start talking because I don't want to be caught the thing of...

Thank you. You guys get... I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait until he's... I can't wait until Jay sells a big theater in Philly and he can't help himself and he just breaks down at the end.

Guys, thank you. You know I grew up right down the street. I used to get cheese sticks right down. I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna Andy Kaufman and goes, we're all going to Pat Steaks. I have buses outside. Thank you, Philadelphia. You know, when I saw,

when I grew up watching my sports team's play here, I never thought. I saw Metallica play right under that pressure over there. Billion Desmond March. You guys remember the million decimal marks? You guys remember the million. for March. And Talga.

Oh, and my mom's here. Thank you, Mom. Look. Mom. Oh. But, uh. I tell you what, though,

he is 100% rock star. Does all that rock star stuff. A lot of Tissy Wiggle. I could have definitely got into the show a lot more. If Jay wasn't next to me, making me laugh at every fucking stupid thing he did. Well, I gotta tell you how short the area is from like where his waist starts

to where his dick and balls end? Yeah. It's like this. Look how low rise his pants can be. Yeah, he's got like two inches. That's it. It's like below the line. Yeah, you can see his little V.

No, but let me tell you something. My pants are that far below my belly button. I feel like... You have to cover the top part with a hoodie. You do wear him low. Yeah, dude. You wear him low, but there's a... You can't just do that.

And then I have my underwear coming up above my fur. So you guys don't see my beave. I feel like he's going to have to have, like, hip replacement when he's older because he rests his tushy on, like, one hip. He does. He does a lot of tussie. He puts all his tushy on one hip. Yeah, he's big on the tussie moving.

He turns around... He turns around and gives him when he's older. He turns around and gives you the, you should have told him that when he was here. Yeah. You could have helped. Maybe he could be part of the team, dude. Maybe he gives it all for rock and roll. This is Jacob, my band's workout, guy.

We do bands, just bonds. No heavy whites. Pump bites. This song's, I thought it was great. The whole crowd was going nuts. Everybody was singing it. Work it, girl. Here he goes.

There he goes, crying. God, you would love to do that just nonverbal to a crowd. I can't wait. I do appreciate the performance artist in this guy. This guy, I'm telling you right away, he does not stop. They have a camera backstage as he's coming out, which is cool. And then when he comes out from the second he hits that stage until... Tussie.

Straight tussie. You know what you remind me of him. You mind me a Mick Jagger, the way he doesn't stop. Same stuff. We know. So is this like an Ozzy Osbourne crowd that was at the concert? No, no, no, no. This is very important.

No, it's almost what was kind of weird because the child that we illegally filmed in front of us with the ass. This is actually a J crowd in a couple years when he's more famous. Maybe. It's very possible. These young, it's, the crowd was mostly younger girls.

Women for sure, but like somewhere between like, somewhere between like 18, 16, maybe like 16 to 30. It's a bunch of menopausal women feeling young again. Yeah. There was a lot of older women. There was a lot of hags. He just does something to... You can see that a lot. There was a big big...

What did you call the lady next to you? You called there something funny that. Maybe he did crack up. What did you call? I started with an S. I just started laughing. I was like, I never heard an old lady called that before. I should you forget.

A shag or a shrew or something? I don't know. What you called? I don't know. Something like maybe a shrew. No, no. It was something like a slop. I was close to a slob.

But he was leaning to me to fucking slob next to me. Something. But she, yeah, she got away from me quick. Yeah, no, definitely menopausal women trying to fucking get wet one more time with it. There was a lot of that, but it was young girls for sure. So no, what was kind of like weirdly, I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, ultimately for music. Because I don't think these girls went back after and were like, let me explore the music of Black Sabbath. But they know this song because he did it.

Yeah. So they know it as like, they know it's a cover, but they wouldn't even, they wouldn't know the Aussie version if they heard it. They knew war pigs. He opens his war pigs. They all knew that. They were singing that. The whole crowd was singing that. I have a feeling I bet that was always his opening song,

and they kind of like know it from that, maybe. I don't know. Maybe they know war pigs. You know, he's a little bit of a gothy thing of people there, but his music is very positive sounding, I thought. That's why I said. It seemed like the Blink Winquintytoes and stuff very much, which I thought he was better than that.

As far as, like, heaviness of it. Yeah. Band was great. But the band was really good. But Blinkin A2, it's that. It's like, the bubble gummy. It's exactly what, like, hit Christina at the age it hit her at,

is I don't, I've never wanted to hear songs about them all. You know what I mean? And go into the mall and, uh, the fashionable girl. I was a teen girl when those songs were coming out. Were you? A young teen. Well, it's funny. On YouTube this morning, I was watching, uh,

we were seeing it's a video of, um, another bad creation. Do you remember another bad creation? I can't take you serious with this finger on you, the whole show. The whole show. Do you remember another bad creation? Ah, no. I might if you tell me what.

So Michael Bivens from New Edition started producing and did a bunch of bands. It was Boys to Men, most famously. A band called Take That That went nowhere. And then ABC, another bad creation, which were children, little little kids. And they have a song called Aisha with their big hit. You remember this, Lee. Come on. Come on, dude.

You remember this for sure. And the song, but the video, no, you got to bring the video up for it. Because this is what was catching me when I saw the video today. They would have the little boys, like, it's a song about a girl and being into a girl. The lyrics are so innocent.

It's about like Nintendo and all kinds of shit like that. But the video is doing a thing where it's like, you know, they all stop on the street and like the girl walks by and they're all like, oh my God. But it's like a little kid walking with like a, it's not that she's dressed fucked up or anything. The thing is just the sentiment of having her just stroll by doing like the hey boys. She's seven.

Is this them? Yeah. The sad part about these bands is you know there's only one going to make it? None. None made it out of this? Not a one, I don't know. Really? Oh.

Is this the beginning of it? You don't remember this at all? The lyrics are so funny. No, Jay. I didn't grow up in Philly and do the black rooms. And I'd have a shirt that said, this is before the black people rule. Yeah, this is how you got to. the black rooms. Black, you don't remember this yet?

This is exactly how you got there. I think it's a little old for... What? It was screaming and she looked. Listen those lyrics. Monkey bars. I've never heard this in my life. You sound like kids pop?

And then when I fell in love, Aisha, you are the girl that I never have, and I want to get to know you better. Jake, get on your feet. Aisha. No, I want you so bad. And there's nothing anyone can do.

It's so innocent. It's Michael Bivens. Except for this guy's like 40. It's Michael Bivens. Well, why is he hanging out with all these kids? We played Nintendo. This was our very first date. Come on.

Where are you guys? We ate cereal. She couldn't stay out that late. Her mother told her to be home at night. You know the words? Aisha You want a girl that I never had And I want to get to know you better

Christine is rethinking her life right now It feels like when my great grandmother would speak Arromanian to me And I'm like I don't speak Armenian And she just keep going Yeah I know Keep me away from He knows the whole song

Hold it now hold it now, hold it now Hit it Hold it now, hold it's too fucking loud No it's not Oh my God I bet Lou knows it all I do Are you guys have fucking

How do you give me shit for young blood? At least he's, he has pubic hair. Do you remember the other, their other hit? No, I don't know any, I don't even know these little kids exist. Nobody remembers that. You're a shitty little chubby childhood that you had in the black section of film. Everyone remembers another bad creation. Nobody fucking knows this.

Are they from Philly? Do you know, how about this? Do you know the song Motown Philly by Boys to Men? Yes. Go to the end of that song. Are they in it? If you wouldn't mind, Christian, go to the music video. for Motown, Philly, back again.

Oh, I hope you're in at breakdancing. Huh? Are you in a ghee doing karate moves? I'm not in the video. I was too young when this happened. Turn it up. Where should I go? That's fine.

Leave it right there. Yeah, it's all adults. Oh, God. Is this a point coming or is this an excuse for you to do that? You can go closer to the end. I just wanted to do that part for you. I know. I knew it.

You just want to do that. Yeah, you can turn it down. It's coming up in a second than my part. But that part was coming up, so why not do it. They all look like Keith with Keynes. They do. Wait. Back up.

Back up. You're fucking it up. Okay, stop right there. Sorry, I yelled. What? Play it. You're going to play it. Is that them?

Doing it. That's boys to men. What are you ridiculous? So where are we looking for? Wait. B.B.D. Yeah. Oh, what do they say?

Boys to men. Boys to men. What? Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Boys to men. men, ABC, B, B, D. Come on, ABC. That's another bad creation.

Buddy, nobody knows your weird childhood. Do we have to do a whole show today? It means so much more to Philly than anywhere else. It means something to Teneck, New Jersey, I'll tell you that. Thank you. Really close to Philly. Did you know what was coming there, Lou?

It's just shitty Philly. Boys to Met ABC, B, B, D. The East Coast family. Yeah, nobody gives a shit about this song. Motown Philly? I mean, buddy. It was you. Yeah, in Philly.

Yeah, well, listen, maybe you're familiar at Boys to Men, one of the greatest R&B groups of all time. Buddy, I know boys. You're a hater. I know Boys to Man. I'm giving fucking love to New Edition, who's Boston bullshit, who brought out Boys to Men. Yeah, but they didn't start another little kid band. I had a hell with you. You know?

Yeah, but I'm also not bringing them up now. I don't know all the words. I was just making a point that they make the girl like she's an adult. in a little kid video. Buddy, I've never seen you happier than two minutes ago. We played Nintendo. You weren't as... You killed on the roast and you weren't as happy as you were right then.

Bring up cruise pop. Bring up cruise pop by the youngsters. I know all the kid rock. I know you do. This was... These guys went to my school. We're going to have to do a documentary on Jay. I bet he's got some grooming.

It's Cruz with C-E-R-C-R-E-W. Stop making me fumble. Jay loves L. little boy songs. He's supposed to be helping me. Cruise Pop. What is it? By the youngsters.

Oh, God. Oh, you like young blood. You don't like the youngsters. I love, yeah, because he's at least in his late 20s. Do you remember this? How was this hitting T-neck, Lou? Turn it up.

I'll just do this the whole show. You know that I'm white and I grew up in Boston, right? It's number one, the funky young. That's the guy from Narnie by Nature. How about Tretch? You respect him? You know, I met my first black guy when I was 19. Oh, sorry.

Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. fast and slow. They're four and show me like that. Kid rock, dude. Kid rap. Dude, I don't, first of all, that scares the shit out of me. You liked Chris Cross, didn't you? Who?

Oh, Chris Cross is, what is it? Jump Jump. Yes. I mean, I didn't, I don't hate them, but I didn't buy their fucking album in their You were too old. No, I wasn't. How, what was that? 80 something?

Like, beginning in it, like 90, maybe. Yeah, dude. I'm not into that stuff. 91 latest, I'd say. Yeah, dude. Ninety-two. Nobody knows this band. The youngsters?

Yeah, except for... Me. You. And some people are people from Philly. Yeah, a lot of people. Listen, they didn't have a lot of hits. I'll acknowledge that. I wonder why, because you're probably all in jail.

Hey, maybe. They're walking around with torches. You want to know a funny story? Their kids talking about fucking people up. Not this guy, but the other two. There's three of them. Not this guy, but the other two, their parents are the Goodmans, and they are the people, that's who I'm telling you.

They represented early Fresh Prince, DJ Judge Jeff and Fresh Prince. Their parents were the managers that got them like famous. The parents are these kids. Yeah. Bruce Pop, it's the hip. Take that, take that, take that. Take that. I'm just going to say, I'm going to say one thing to you.

What? Grow up. Okay. Seriously, you're a 50-year-old man. You thought about getting on my shoulders at a concert last night. No, I did not. I did not. Now, let's go back to this.

You want to go to the after party. At one point, dude, I definitely would have to the after part of that. You wanted to take him home. Dude, after I saw him, I wasn't even thinking about it. It was just a fantasy joke thing for the show. But if I got a tap on the shoulder, oh, God, I would have left you a second. Oh, like David Lee Ross's security guard. He goes, young one shoe backstage.

Oh my. Oh my. Bye, everybody. Hey, Jake, can you take my merch? I don't want to seem weird. Wait, we forgot a big thing. We forgot one of the biggest things in the night. No, we didn't forget.

We're going through it. We're good. Well, we jumped to when we were leaving, but what we forgot was when he said, that young blood goes I don't give a fuck what security says get up on your shoulders of who you're with get up on the shoulders right now so four or five girls get up on shoulders I tell Bobby I'm willing to put them from my shoulders he says now but then the girls in front of us diagonal almost everybody else in the aisle gets up yeah the security guard walks by us treats us as he should as older gentlemen who shouldn't be there and we're not his problem

he goes sorry gentlemen if you could just excuse me I gotta get by I'm sorry I got he's going Ladies, get down. Ladies, need you to get down. Ladies get down. And as he walks by us, he's got to come back by us again. I go, Bobby, I'll give you $1,000 if you get up on the seat. I'll give you $1,000 if you stand up on your seat. Right now, stand up on your seat.

It has to come back and make him tell you to get down. And Bobby goes, all right, and you just stood up on the seat. And the fucking guy got the joke. He didn't even, he came back and he was like, ah, yeah, guys, you're funny, man. I'm telling him where to get down. This guy gets out there. And Bobby just got down. I was like, well, he owe you $1,000.

I vend him $1,000,000. He'd remember me $1,000. He'd remember $1,000? Because you go, you're like, dude, he literally said it panicking. I'll give you $1,000. Like, I'm not going to do it. I went, you're going to give me $1,000? He went, a thousand dollars.

And he went, okay, and he stood up on the chair. And then the guy just came back. So pleasantly, he goes, he goes, ha, my man. He goes, and so fucker, he was going, I'm telling everybody to get down, that he gets up. And then Bobby just kind of got down, like, I guess it doesn't, didn't hit him at all. And I was like, oh, I guess I'll get a thousand dollars. That went great for you?

He really Venmo me $1,000, by the way. Yeah, yeah. I asked her, I don't know how to. So I asked Christine to Venmo, and she goes, for what? I go, I'll tell you. Just send him $1,000, please. Well, she had to ask. We did just come from a Youngblood concert.

Youngblood City. Jay bet Bobby that he wouldn't suck Youngblood for $1,000. Son of a bitch polished him off right in front of me. Couldn't believe it. I sent it through. Then I was like, why? Yeah. What is this about?

I go, yeah, just, Bobby did. They all fell to pieces on me. So, I will say, where the beginning of the night was coming up, not Bobby, the end of the night, it was a great end of the night. It was a great end of the night. Bobby got his merch. Oh, God, I got my shirt on. I got the joy we sang along together.

I got my bandana almost wore it in my back pocket today. He got to watch a young man fake cry in front of a bunch of chicks trying to get pussy. We were having a fun time, though. Oh, yeah. There was a couple, there was a couple, he puts on such a good show. There was a couple moments. Oh, when he goes into the audience and jumps up on the thing He was doing it, man

He was fucking killing it He was killing it. It's just like, if I would have felt the same way about it, technically, if it was just like you overlay any music to it, I go, this guy's performing it great. He's doing his thing, but it's music for 15-year-old girls. At the end of my, if you go to the end of the video that I, the big long video, though, the, I did,

at the end of the show, I did ask Jay a question and you answered it and I loved it. Right at the end of the video, go to the end of the video. Hmm. I don't know if I remember that. You got to go to the very end. Just before all the photos. Sorry, everyone.

That sounds as me thinking and tapping my phone finger against my chin. Right there. Right there. And click on that and then turn it up. What question did Bobby ask me? I've got it. Oh, she played that already. She played that already.

Are you in? I'm 100% in. And then he turned the camera off and I go, you want to get out of here? Yeah, yeah, we can go. The fluence video came through. Oh, did it? Mm-hmm.

We, yeah, we had a good, I mean, I had a lot of fun. But Jay making me laugh at everything that was happening. There was so much funny going on. Oh, there was so much fun stuff happening. And Jay was totally getting into the concert in a fucking, in a funny way just to make me happy. First thing, I was wearing, I'm wearing the foam finger. And here's what I wouldn't like if I was a fan. I do try to be thoughtful in ways.

If I'm being funny and it's not my thing, I'm going to be funny and try to entertain myself, but not to fuck anybody up. Nothing would make me more annoyed. And the people behind us, fans. If I'm just shitting on it the whole time, kind of outwardly and being like, and even with the foam finger, like, is he being just like a fucking asshole kind of? I was like, I got to give them like a head bobbing, like, you know, bopping around on the song. So they go, oh, no, he's enjoying it.

Versus, like, he's forced to be here and he's trying to ruin it for his friend. And now he's ruining it for me because he doesn't like it. And he's just kind of sitting there, like, so I didn't want to be that. It's really considerate. He was very, he was cracking me up, because there was a couple parts of you, like, oh, there were songs where I were just like, this is going on a road to the car.

There's only 13 songs. Well, let me tell you something. At one point, I couldn't believe, I was like, what is this, the third song? He goes, nope, it's the third stanza of the first song. I mean, fucking parts of this song, it's changed too. What is it? Shone you, crazy diamond?

As there was changed mode so much. The first song, hello, hello, hello, hello. I swear to God, that's what I mean. And 17 minutes later, he was like, hello! But I think there's two songs that say hello. There's a lot of hello songs. I think the first song is called Hello, and there's a song called like, Hello, something.

I think he says hello a lot in his songs. Yeah, yeah. It's like Iron Made with Dreams. They had a shirt that said hello. You thought it was going to be like an hour-long concert. How long was it? How long was it? How long was it?

We left it about an hour. Yeah, we left after. Changes. Changes should have been the end of the concert anyways. Well, it's not going to be the final getting you fucking snoot or he's got to go out there and shake his tuss two more times. Five more four more. Four more. Four more.

Four more. One, two, three, four, five. Yeah. Changes, number eight. And then he played 13. Did he do any speeches? Oh, so he did. What's his encore songs?

What's after Changes? What happens after that? Tell me the rest of the news. Changes goes war, fire, loner, ghosts, zombie. Yeah, zombies's the one he is, is it only two song? Is it only a two song finale? It doesn't tell me what. Two song encore.

Maybe he played an extra song before, or I just might be remembering the set list from, but after changes, we were both kind of like, do you know any of these songs? Do you give a shit? Do you record it out of here? No, it was time to go. That was hilarious. Changes was great.

He went out in the crowd, went back up. And right when we were leaving, he started giving a speech. No, fuck. Right when we left, he's like, you know, New York. He did give one speech. He was like, they told me, this place is too many seats. And I told them, you don't know my audience. We're going to, he goes, I want chaos.

Yeah. But then there was no chaos. No, because most people were my age. Yeah. A lot of people, then it was a thing, I wanted to ask but I didn't want to get booed by people. I was going to make, what's the thing? There's something where a bunch of people were holding up

like a white flower. Yeah. But I, I think he had a song. You had a song about a flower. Hold up your white flower? Something like that, yeah. People had a flower. But maybe it was merch or something.

I'll tell you what. No one should have judged me. I was the only fucking person rocking a foam finger. Yeah, it was the only phone finger bought that night. Yeah, I don't even know why you sell them. I feel like no one's got anything except me. And also, maybe the problem is,

you got to get a left hand. You got to get a left hand. Well, you need two? Well, I'd like two personally, but if I was picking, I'd pick a left hand, so my right can be my dominant, still functional hand, but I'm still showing everybody

that I think Youngblood's number one and I love heavy metal. Yeah, you need to do, how about just get one with the same thing on both sides? Excuse? Just get the little thing on both sides. So whatever way you're hand,

you can be left or right. Right, the problem is they drew full fingers. Right. You're correct. If it was just the shape, you just flip it backwards. Those look like your hands, by the way. In fact, if you just took, thank you. If you just took the finger definition out of this foam finger,

if you took the definition of the fingers, you can do it. You could just flip it and make it, yeah, it's just going the other way. It wouldn't make a difference. But because it shows you the direction it's going. And this could say, once I can still say idols in young blood, and they could be reversed, this is stupid. This is bad merch.

he should make no defined fingers on it. That's the mistake. We should tell him next time he comes in. Next time he comes in, I'll let him. He actually, he had DM me back. No, no, that's not true. This is a load of bollocks. That's true.

I'm lying. I'm lying through my fucking teeth. I'm feeling you're in line. I'm so glad, though, we got out of there just in time because the game, I mean, you... We should talk about New York here. We just take a break, yeah. We got to take a break, but we left just...

We got in the car, no traffic. Fourth quarter. Fourth quarter. Left the car. concert. We didn't handle any concert shit. We just got out. I think it was a little bit left. It was a middle of third quarter where I got in. Yeah. I think

it was, I just got on the car and I watched them go into the fourth quarter. I was sitting there watching it. Which was perfect. What a fucking year. Your cars just made it out of there. Oh my God. I went up the G-dub. I didn't know. I just, I avoided that part of the city. I mean, I can't believe. It was a great game. Unbelievable

game. We'll take a break. We'll come back. We'll talk about it. I have thoughts. It's the bonfire. You had a good time, didn't you? I had a great time. Are you in? I'm so, I'm 100% in.