The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Two-Face

Episode Date: December 26, 2023

Half of Christine's face freezes from dental work which makes her look like an evil villain!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Hey, fuck that shumping headspark, I ain't slushed in turn of round. Hey, something, something freckles, and a big old ginger cow. Robert Kelly. Is this leprechaun R&B? God, I love it. This is the Pogs, the guide died, Shane McAllen.

He's dead. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. You're a big fan, Jacob. I am. Of the Pogs, cross the board. I love the Pogs. Is it always this kind of nonsense? What's the mode you put this on in?

When do you put on a... I mean, this is a part of one of their upbeat songs. This is actually the song they play in the wire during the funeral for all the cops. In their all singing. Yeah. But I mean, is there music all like... Yeah, slow songs, like... But it's got this energy of like the...

What's the instrument? I was traditional Irish music. Bagpipes, maybe a... 10 whistle. Maybe they also play the banjo. Yes. My grandfather played the banjo. I don't know if you know that.

I didn't. Big banjo guy. Wow. And my cousin Jodie was a big Irish folk singer in Hampton Beach. And that's where I got the desire for stage. Oh, there's no way that's true. 100%. Really? He brought me up in Hampton Beach. Oh, there's no way that's true 100% really he brought me up at hand in

Your cousin Yodel that Irish bullshit Turhola Hala my mother's the sing that's Flerke talk it to Rip it a tea and tap a two and now you go to bed to don't Bismurge is that the word? Smurge. Bismurge, my heritage? It fits it.

No. Robcadwick Kelly. I'm in Robert Patrick and he goes to bed and sleeps with angels and something, something tomorrow. We will have some bangers and mash. That's English. Well, fiddle music is pretty cool. I like my friend Jay.

He comes today to play with me on the radio all night. We have a good time. Dude, yesterday, can I say something? Yes. Yesterday, after the show, you did something very funny, very hilarious. I mean, in the, I mean, as comedy goes so funny, but very you you fucking literally was a little irresponsible But sometimes you got to be a little responsible for the laugh you tried to assassinate me. No, that's not how I saw it at all Just for a little little attention maybe

Dude a little it for context yesterday the show, there was a pro Palestine Palestine Palestine protest free Palestine in front of Fox Christmas tree. And the lady selling Palestinian flags, by the way, except apple pay. She, which was nuts. That's nutty. I mean, she and I know I think she was Mexican. I don't think she was. Oh, pala, pala, she wasn't Palestinian. No, she was capitalizing on a thing. I'll tell you. She had a shopping cart full of flags and scarfs.

You could get your own little scarf. How about right out front, too, of the building on this side? Yeah. On this side was loaded, not just food trucks. Hullah. They were ready. Not just food trucks.

Yeah. I mean, food trucks of the Palestinian people. I mean, you know, smelly rotisserie meats. It was a lot of halah. How long have the wazoo never in my life I've seen that many food trucks. That time at night, they're gone. They're all gone when we come out all gone and yesterday. So we because, you know, we have a radio show.

It's our responsibility to go into this. And argue for a free Palestine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, sorry. argue to blow Palestine off the map because we love Israel. Well, we can, I mean, listen, we do love Israel, but we went over to just see what was going on

as a neutral, as neutral as we could be. Switzerland, bro. But I love a flag and I have Apple Pay. You know as neutrals we could be swatherling bro But I love a flag and I have apple pay God I should have bought I should have bought a flag put it on your jet put in the back of your shirt and then doesn't what I did We're walking away and we're literally he gets what was the song? How from the gila hovin the gila plays it on his phone on the speaker and then sticks it in my hoodie pocket In front of a hall line and from a deep hall line. I mean deep and

When we walked in to the protest area, they shut it down behind us. Yeah, the cops were the bikes. Yeah, they were like, no, no one else in there. Like now it's a problem. And we were in it. And Bobby had hoven the guilla blare from his hoodie pocket. Not to mention you singing Dredel Dredel Dredel. We were a little further away when I did that. But definitely hit the hall line with some Dredel. And when it's trying radio, Dredel I will play.

Oh god. I'm going to die. You're a Jew. What is it? It ready, oh Dredel I will play What is it brings us to I haven't been that scared in a long time. Yeah, that's right me That was like you grabbing a live like a black mamba and throwing it in my hoodie pocket Some a guy came up to me at the thing last night at that protest And he goes I was gonna say Red Bar is watching, but it seems inappropriate. You know, Red Bar, right? He was also gonna say Red Bar,

but it seems inappropriate. I was like, oh, why? Why does it seem inappropriate? He was just like, he may have even been recording me, I don't know, but it would never matter. He's like, what do you think about all this? I go, I think it all sucks. And he was like, do you feel like you're,

something happened to you, like your career if you like chose a side? I'm like, no, I don't know, I think it all sucks. And he was like, do you feel like you're, something that happened to you, like your career if you like chose a side, I'm like, no, I don't, I don't know, I don't think so. I go, I just am not informed enough to know. Yeah. Anything really that much. And then you're just kind of like, yeah, okay. Just gonna win a bet as business, like a red bar

is watching me, watching me what? What? You're gonna say I'm going propals, bud? Pro-Homass. Ha ha ha. Loo, don't cut that up ever and use it for things where I screened Pro Hamas. It was wild! How many? And the shit they were chanting was pretty fucked up.

What were they chanting? Kill Jews. Take my clip. They weren't saying kill Jews. No. That's what I heard. That have been great. Kill the Jews.

Kill the Jews. Kill the Jews. Kill the Jews. Kill the Jews. They were chanting some stuff. You know, it was really early. They would know. They were chanting something yesterday about the Jews. I couldn't make it up, but they, it was not fun.

Well look, I threw the thing in your pocket, and I forgot to say, because there was no DJ Lou there. That seemed like you just got jaded. Mm-hmm. DJ Lou there. That seemed like you just got jade. That was an extra hummus one. Yeah, that one had terrorism at the end. I just, here's the thing is that it's so to, I couldn't think of anything that would bring me out to make a sign and stand out in the cold. I'm telling you, whoever is in front of me, whatever the person in front of me saying, I'm just going to agree with.

It's like Israel is terrible to Palestine. I'll be like, it's fucked up. And so I was like, these Palestinians should be wiped off the Earth, because what they did to the Israelis, I guess so. But really, I just don't know enough to have a hard little strong, I'm always happy to live in the nigh-e-of-the-uh.

You are the... My opinion means nothing. You are Jewish. So you have to go with the Jews. Sure, no, I hope they don't destroy Israel. Right. I hope that they don't do that. I hope nothing gets destroyed It's good. I like for nothing to get destroyed

You should go on Tucker Carlson. Yeah, I hope nothing gets destroyed Can everything just go back to way it was October 6th was that terrible to I don't know Can we go to my radar then could go back to 1991? Yeah? Well, we just hated the Russians. Yeah, remember that dude Rambo and Alcada were working together Can we go back to where it slides the loan took care of all of this for all of this? Alcada was cool when Rambo was there. Yeah, they helped him heal his own wounds with a hot knife Those rocky speech and for if I could change you could change everyone. That's what we need Dude, we need rocky to fucking throw down rocky train

Doxama been loud in the Rambo train Of course you of course he was by all he was Rambo train Can you believe this guy in a cave pulled off yeah, I do We had to send we just then sliced the loan and the talk to him from outside the cave Copy leader to Raven Raven come in Did you first blood not Not me. I have diabetes. I have diabetes. When we came back and now I can't even get to job parking, fucking cars. 3 is outrageous. We need to dance so bad. You used the Indian.

I don't. Isn't that all the same thing? It's more Haka Malaka, the more Haka Malaka, right? A little more fucking cling on it. Like Patrice used to say, you're from the country of Haka Malaka. Haka Malaka. Yeah, it was, it's crazy, because they were supposed to go over

to, they wanted to fuck up the tree lighting thing. Oh yeah, and then they boxed them in over there. They wanted to fuck up the tree lighting thing. Oh yeah, and then they boxed them in over there. They wanted to go over the tree lighting with all those flags and, and just push all those tors out and just, because that would have been crazy. All I can think about, there was a car, one car in the middle of all of it. Turned off, it seemed, someone said, but it's like, did they just surround somebody's car and they had to eat the shit on that? No, they were given that car away at the end.

Yes, I just say, I go, I go, I wonder if it's hands on a Honda's happening at the same time, bad time to do hands on a Honda up front of Fox News. It was like, I don't care how crazy this gets, I'm not taking my hand off this Honda. But it's all Jews. It's all Jews.

It's all Jews. All Jews are one of free Honda. It's free, that's so Honda this free and so us So us Jake would you like to make a statement? Do you blindly just support Israel across the board and hope they eradicate palestine as a place totally and you hope the babies get killed? That's your firm statement Do you know you're super into babies being murdered? You said I could take them or leave them. Okay. That's fair I'm on the loot team. I could take him or leave him

I I like they both baby murderers now, so now you just go whatever baby murder wins. That's our guy Well one one one's a professional baby murderer like hands on okay, and the other one is just accidentally murdering babies Got you. Yeah, so there's a difference. Yeah, I think Christine's I hear right now. She's getting her So there is a difference. Yeah, I think. If you get someone, Christine's I hear right now, she's getting her,

if you can do it. But Black Louis, it pops if you look up the murdering babies accidentally versus murdering babies of thing, if it's a different crime. Do you get in trouble differently for that? I had this argument about vehicular homicide the other day. Like vehicular homicide,

I'm like, though you always get arrested, someone's like if it's a real accident and I don't think you get arrested, I go. You know you always get arrested, someone's like if it's a real accident and I think you get arrested, I go. You know? I don't think you do. No, but a real accident still someone's fault. Somebody's fault, but it could be because of a deer

or something in the road or something happened with a car. If you're drunk or on drugs and you get no accident and you kill somebody, obviously. 100% your fault. But I'm saying if it's not your fault, that's what I'm saying. Is it a different crime if you like,

like if you're like murdering babies? If you go into a house and grab a baby and cut it off and then hold it up to a camera and do a Snapchat, that's worse. I think. No, it's morally. I think it's far more worse. If you take a garden hoe and decapitated a baby in front of its mom,

yeah, I think it's worse than you bomb a building and you didn't know a baby was in it. And then a baby died. But they know a baby's in it. They do. For sure. Why, how do they know? There's babies in buildings, man. This is a baby-free area.

I think we're only bombing over 55 communities. Everyone's fucking with their louvets. Yeah, they're bombing like a Swinger 65-odd community. Did you see the video? There's no children there. There's actually a video I sent over where this gay, a bunch of gays will like, you know, they say that Arabs and Palestinians hate gays and they'll just kill us if we go there. So we're going to go check it out. And they went there and they went with all kinds

of gifts and stuff. And it was like, everybody was hugging them and kissing them and like, this is just some bullshit. But then at the end, they had to give like a disclaimer. Now, that being said, it was like ozemic. They did gang rape my girlfriend. First of all, they all dressed like dudes. I mean, I don't think they know. They couldn't know.

They couldn't know. You couldn't have known that they, it's not like they went there in their sequenced sequence G strings. Yeah, and brought a couple queens It was just like lesbians really that went there and then at the end we were fine We were good, but then at the end they were like now We don't have certain rights and they will you know this and that at the end of the video They had to give a bunch of disclaims. Do you have the video? We had to put on we had to put on wigs or else they would have cut our

Yeah, but she dressed like an iron worker. She had like suspenders. Yeah, they thought she was a salt Do you have the video? We had to put on wigs or else they would have cut our fucking clits off right now. Yeah, but she dressed like an iron worker. She had like suspenders. Yeah, they thought she was a sultan. Yeah. Are you here to buy a woman? Are you here? Yes.

You want to test that send, you want to test that send to really gay guys. Yeah, there you go right there. Gay guys and maybe some influencer girls. Look at this, a month ago I received 50 messages saying don't believe me go there see how they treat you okay then let's go mission gather and label supplies assemble the team arrive in to shaman 8 to as many Palestinian families as possible this room has a little dikes your towel where are they? they're all girls these are all girls. These are all girls. But, rain, you're no cider.

So, of course, it was different for you. Well, that wasn't like y'all claimed. You said, Paws, you need to murder me. But here, in case you aren't satisfied, our team was largely made up with local. It is funny though, positive for a second. It is funny though. They're like, the idea, it's like, I know.

When people say that, they'd murder you over there because I mean, you kind of have to make them aware of what the thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, well, that's the mean? That's the thing. That is the thing. No, I'm saying if they were over, yes, as we said at the end of this claim or is that basically they go,

now they knew we were gay, they would have killed us. That's basically what they say. But we all said that our husbands were at home working and taking care of the family while we are dumb bitches out here exploring. And I don't even think that's the case anyway. Like you don't wanna run into the 20% that will kill you. Yeah.

I'm sure 80 is fine. Yeah. But that 20. But yeah, but the end, the disclaimer is just hilarious. It's like, yeah, you still have no rights. Yeah. You're still, you're still an infidel and you will be killed if you're sought out. So please, but I want to hear this clamor thing.

There's no saying on Luke. Oh. I know you'll be to you people at this stop. This one, this one, this one, this one, and many more. They all had grown up to it all the way while living within Gaza Palace. This rumor is a vicious bit of propaganda meant to dehumanize the victims of one of the deadliest

months of embarrassment to any territory on this planet in decades and it's a lie. Now do LGBTQ people in Gaza and Palestine still need liberation? Yes, they have their full rights. No, is it safe for them to be super open? Most of the times, no. It's a struggle shared by the most LGBTQ people. I've experienced a lot of the pain-poly and the pain in the rest of the day. There you go.

That's great. It's just like the Ozanpegab. You're gonna lose weight, but you're also gonna kid is gonna fail and you might lose an eye and you're gonna feel sick most of the time being hurts That's fucking It's proper. Yeah, no, what the fuck I don't oh, I know this the girl who posted it. She was actually, I actually follow her, she's really cool. She was at a YKWD live show at the Creek and the Cade. Nope, completely wrong. You were doing Legion of Skanks with us. 100% not, you're absolutely 100% wrong. And I think she showed her boobs.

You, we were at a YKWD. And I was on it. You were on it, the one we burnt Rich Voss's hat. Remember that? Yeah. When he was in his hat phase and we were like, how much to burn your hat? And he's freaking the cave black box theater upstairs upstairs. She was in the front row. She was still very pretty at the time. She's still, I mean, yeah, she's like, what is there thing to be masculine though? She's, you know, she's kind of pretty as a guy and pretty as a girl She was cool as shit. She took her shirt off. Wait, is she a guy now? She's a girl. What is it? She's a girl?

She's a model, but she does both but she's a she was cool shit. She laughed and went along with it She took a shirt off. Yeah, she took her she has the best breasts I've ever seen him and she had a pretty hot Girlfriend I think whether yeah, yeah, she's she's pretty hot She's and she's cool model. She's a yeah, she's a female male model Huh she does both Are you challenging me? I agree with you. No, no She's a few of my model what she didn't she doesn't like trans people mean is him. Oh, she's she does friends She'd know I don't think she, I don't know if she's trans.

I think she's a female, but she does both modeling. She can do a guy like we're a suit. She says no labels. Yeah, no labels, there you go. Thank you, Jay. Okay. Yeah. Her tits were fucking righteous.

I mean, perfect. They're perfect. They're perfect. No one would say it. They were perfect. Yeah, she was cool. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah, she's pretty cool. But yes, so she posted this.

That's pretty hilarious. Now look. Those are nice. Those are them. Those are them. Yeah. Those are both of them. Yeah, that world.

It's that world. Well, you know what it is? Those people. I'm not them. I mean, the world of having to give a fuck like I'm so glad we're comics and we can just have fun and try to find the humor and everything what's dangerous now well now it's but like they're that world of like actors and models they have to be they have to care yeah, they have to have those moments You know she hers or whatever like I don't but even I'm saying even if you get things wrong I don't you know

I mean like the anger someone has if you call if you like call in the wrong gender You're like can you just tell me what so tell me so this is the thing that happens clearly right? What's the right one and I'll just say it stop screaming right away. Yeah There is like that's how you parent Not to max dude You was in my face. I would rock your shit bitch Dude that lady rules. That's mama Boon gang Yeah, I just think that the the seriousness of like certain people corporate America has to do it. That's why I love Elon Musk, who's in corporate America, who just told the world to go fuck themselves.

I'm not being blackmailed by money and sponsors. Even though me and you would definitely will be blackmailed whatever you need us to do. I'll say. For cash. Yeah. Absolutely. I could be I could be bribed very easily. Can I see the Elon Musk thing? Yeah, sure. It's pretty crazy. You have a little. I think I emailed it over to you. It's basically the guy was like, don't you care that these people are dropping you? And he was he's he, I love his positive. And who's it that's dropping him? What is it?

Oh, hey, Christian tear. Oh, hey, um, no, these are just my friends. No, so now you think these are just my friends. Look at Christchurch's crazy fucking Rookingale face. Yeah. I don't know which side's bad. But this one cheeks up in your I I braw Kristi, can you say if you can change if I can change and you can change we could all change

I know because you have a rocky about boa face Kristi, can you say can you say sloth love chunk? Kristi, Christine Christine's face Did you talking like Rocky, too? Like when he talked to the side your mouth is And diagonal you look like this like this like this emoji though That'd be funny. I'm looking in here. She didn't go to the dentist. Jay just got in a fight with her and hit her You show up an hour late and tell me to Rookan out. Okay, cuz you know this when you deserved You're dead you're deathly aware that I'm rukin' out, okay, because you know this one you deserved. You're deathly aware that this is a dessert.

I'm not Bobby with Max. All right, I'm not just gonna grab your elbow. I'm not permissive. Oh my foot's stuck in the chair. My foot's like he and I have a lot of balls. Do you need help, do you see you? Do my foot's stuck in the chair. I'm so worried about you.

Don't ever leave me again. I won't leave you like the last one. I can't wait, I can't deal with another loss. Bobby please. Kimowitz, Dan, please, no more men walking out of my life. The trees, little calves. The trees, little calves. I'm dead to little calves. I don't like that he said he didn't, he never watched it, right? He never went back to town. There's no way he watched it. And he didn't post the link, I think,

but I think that was his team, which I don't know, I understand that. I'm sure they were like, you can't just link to this. Now it was him, it was him because he told me to go fuck myself at the end of it. It was pretty funny. It was very funny. I mean, but I appreciate the shout.

That was great. So he was New York Times or whatever, we him and they were trying to say, like, his Apple left him. Who else? A bunch of companies left Twitter. Oh, Twitter. Okay, that's what they're leaving. Yeah, they're leaving advertising Twitter and this guy was trying to set him up.

Don't you care about this? Let me see. Let me read the list because it's a pretty well list. Apple, Disney, Washington Post, Paramount, NBC, Marvel, IBM, who cares? let me see let me read the list because it's a pretty well list apple disney washington post paramount and be see marvel i bm who cares so many pictures big cbs the colbert show that's funny the whole but you know i know

comcast that's big lions gay and one of brothers discovery so that's all like uh... i think that's a hb all that stuff now. And he responds. Yeah. You don't want them to advertise? No. What do you mean? If somebody's gonna try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. But go fuck yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is. Hey Bob, you don't want them to have a time?

No, that's great. Why? And what is it they're pulling for? What's his thing that they're... He did. I mean, by his own admission, he tweeted something that came off. He agreed with something pretty anti-Semitic. And then he said he shouldn't have written it that way.

And he, which I believe him actually, but they all, he doesn't strike me. He's just going to come out and just blast an anti-Semitic thing. No, I don't know. He went directly to Israel and met with the, the, uh, prime minister, whatever the fuck he is over there. And he, how did he get there spaceship? He took a he took Even I though he took a stark jet

Even I was incredibly stupid thing. He wrote the jet pack he Clarified it and I believed what he has clarification, but they all what was the clarification? Can we find that it's on the same it's on the same thing Christine find it faster I'll make the other side of your face. Yeah, the other side J Yeah, you have to scroll through that it's right here with that give me a reason Christine house possible give you some symmetry Yeah, I think he's I think it's great. I think that it's great that a guy like him is just going, go fuck yourself. I don't care.

And they had the cyber truck reveal today. Oh, they did? I'm not a fan. You want one? You want one. Oh yeah, I'm on the list. You're on the list for what? The cyber truck.

You're getting one? I put my name down. I'll probably be, say, it's ready in four, probably be say it's ready in four years. But if it's ready in four years, whenever it's ready, you're getting it. If I have the money by then. What do you do if you come up? And I don't, and I can't get it. Yeah.

I lose $100. But can you give it to somebody else? No, you just lose your spot. You lose your spot. But I plan it. How much is it? The current prices, they just released it today. There's three models, but they're not

ready. Only ones ready. Hey, Jay, can I park my battle tank in your fucking girl? Well, they shoot a 45 at it and a nine millimeter and no bullet to go through it. Jorogan shot an arrow at it. And it just it just, it just sing it. Oh, fuck, the city. The only production car. It just

to see the area. The arrow just yeah just disintegrated to can't go through it you shot an arrow through your car it would go through both sides both sides and kill you no cars are not bulletproof the only in the movies no they're bowing our proof no no no 100% uh... jay the world you live in is fucking nuts if you shot a compound bow The the the the the the one that Joe Rogan has which is pretty much you know like a what 80 hundred pound 80 pound

Boat names like a Mohican three thousand or something We go through the car and the building behind it. Yeah How about the building? Too crazy we get stuck right my side speaker in the building behind it. No. How about the building? Well, you know, it was definitely going to be crazy. You got too crazy. Did we get stuck right in my side speaker? No, it wouldn't. It would go right through your car. It wouldn't go through a tire.

Buddy, a fucking compound bow? Sure. Hey, have a look at this. Would it go through the rims of the tires on both sides and hit you? It depends. If it was a ceramic rim, it would probably go into the rim at least. Into the rim. Into the rims of the tires on both sides and hit you. It depends if it was a ceramic rim, it would probably go into the rim at least. Into the rim.

Into the hour, not even on the side of the car. You're behind two tires. Yeah, you're talking a car door is not that. But you're saying if you're, he said through the car. The body. The body. The body of the car.

Yeah, your door. Someone showed me a myth busters on this. I'm telling you right now, an arrow can go through a car door. It's gotta be a video of arrow shooting through things. But cars are not bulletproof, do you? I know, but they are arrow proof, I believe. They are not, not certain ones.

Any car I bought, I was pretty certain was saved from Native American attack. Here we go. Here's one car door. Okay. What kind of boat does he have though? Compound. Okay. Relax. I assume it's a compound boat. It's got a bunch of thingy McDude on it. Yeah, there goes. There goes into the door. Yeah. Into the speaker. just like I said. Hey, you know what? It's not going through a car. That's not the, that's not the Mohican 7000.

The Joe is using that. Oh, that's not the Mohican 7000. No, okay, in fairness, I haven't seen the work. Who's he, he's bringing the Mohican 7000? Yeah. Don't wish to him looking at us, not a thing. He made it. She was about to look it up.

Why would you do that? Oh, that was fun. What if Mohican 7000 really exists? Mohican 7000. But what the point is. The point is car shooting through needs. You can shoot through on the... What the fuck is it called again?

The car? Yeah, cyber truck. It just, it doesn't even go, and it doesn't, it dents it a little bit, doesn't even go through it. But it doesn't sound way less exciting when you go, not like a regular car, well, it will stick into the door. This won't stick into the door. Yeah, that's it. Before it was, this thing disintegrates on contact.

Yeah. Because if it was a regular car car it would go through a car you and then a building by it i said the building for you know dramatic effect but it would go through the car it's not going through that we just watched it not that was not that was some asshole in Idaho do you think he bow yeah you think he has Joe Rogan's bow yeah he doesn't have the he doesn't know the Rogan 4,000 i think that was Joe Rogan's bow. Yeah, he doesn't have though. He doesn't know the Rogan 4,000. I think that was Joe Rogan's bow. He that was not the Rogan 4,000 That was that was like a regular fucking bow any of us had Joe Rogan's contact information We should I do I do so do I think I do but I last time I texted him he didn't thanks back. I got blind

Amd you didn't hurt why don't you read me all of your unanswered Joe Rogan Damn dude, it hurts. Why don't you read me all of your unanswered joke, Rogan? Yeah, I did. He's time to come. No, because my last one was, I can't. It's too embarrassing. Oh no. It's too embarrassing.

I told you pretty embarrassing once. He did. He should watch my schedule. Your new movie looks really funny. You ever put that to the thing? To stand? You saw what a Tisha Kevin did, right? What?

He made a hoodie. I didn't see it. With says Kevin Hart's picture of Kev. He didn't text me. It says Kevin Hart J and then it's all of the, it's all of the only answer to text. I was on a cruise ship. So funny.

I was on the cruise ship. I thought you listened back to the shows just to make sure everything goes great. I do, I listen back. I actually pay somebody to listen back and give me the notes. He's giving me the highlights, Braff. I have a gonga din that Let me know if my name comes up. Let me see. Oh, that's great. Oh, I want that

It's really great t-shirt Kevin every night. Yeah, I well here's the thing. This is what hurts ready and this happened with Segura too That you you'll text hey, hey, blah blah blah. Oh blah blah oh yeah blah blah and then you go back and forth friendly and you're like oh cool you know cool and then I man great cool and then all of a sudden you go hey man I just you know you wait hey I got a question asked you know it's kind of blah blah look can you give me give me a call or I give you a buzz or something like that and then nothing yeah and you're like fuck yeah what did I do just fell out of favor man how cuz you could only or something like that and then nothing. Yeah. And you're like, fuck.

Yeah. What did I do? I just fell out of favor, man. How? Because you could only have, remember, my space, T-Mobile, they used to make you pick a top eight, top fave. Yeah, we're not in the top. You're five faves.

When you're far to the five faves, you're out of the five faves. You're not gone. You're just in the sea of other names in your sidekick and your team mobile sidekick. But I like Rogan so much. Yeah, I thought we'd be best friends. I have a feeling he's your guy, right? He's my guy. He's the guy you thought was gonna be best friends. You guys would be bow hunting. He would teach you how to skin a deer. Ah, it's called field dressing, but yes, you would field dress. You could wear real tactical goth shirts. We both like knives.

Oh, you could wear asshole sunglasses together. Oh, dude, I'm the one who got them into the asshole sunglasses. Like blue blockery stuff. Oh, the real assholes. Like real assholes. Like yeah, like the ones you're wearing when you're hunting ducks and shit.

Oh man, we could get dumb hats together. Stupid ass hats and just all around jerk off outfits. Dude, I could get an opinion. Oh, you'd have so much strong opinions. I would have so many. You would have been on a megaphone last night at that rally if you were hanging out with Joe Rogan. I would have fucking had, I could have so many opinions.

I know where I lie in the Israel Hamas. Yeah, you just talk to No, and he's like you got to go for Israel and you go sure dude I don't know what to do. I don't know either if I could just I'm alone. I'm alone. Just alone. I'm alone. You're once again You find yourself alone. I'm alone in the world Which are the all these city slickers out here. You and Joe Rogan, it's crazy. He doesn't know the passion you have for wanting to care about knives.

And I bet when you see Joe Rogan, you do a lot of like you say words like a bushcraft. Like you say things in front of him that you think's gonna like the words are gonna bump him up. I'm gonna be honest, every time I've seen Joe Rogan, he's never not been the nicest guy in the fucking world. It's very nice.

When I did... You think it was gonna be a dish? No, when I did a show, it was so great. And then I was ready to take the photo after in front of the werewolf or whatever you do. And he had to go. And I was like, and I was like, I want, you know, I think I didn't get my werewolf photo.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Tell your mom I said hi, bye. What is that, Bobby, your werewolf? After at the end of the show is he usually takes a photo with a guy and it goes up like you and Rogan. In front of a, in front of a lifetime replica of the American werewolf and London werewolf. All right. And then, you know, but then I saw him that night, in front of a lifetime replica of the American women women London were.

And then you know, but then I saw him that night. He's like, you want to do a spot on my show at the Vulcan room. And I was like, yeah, absolutely. And I went down and I did a spot. And then I watched this new hour, which was fucking great. I mean, I just like, it gave Smith just. I like Rogan's. I like Rogan's out. I like his comedy. I love it. I've always had. It gave Smith just a heart and great. I like Rogan's out. I like his comedy.

I love it. I've always had, he's always the guy. Sure. And I watch it. I sat down on a stool and I never watch anybody's shit. You know what I mean? And I watch this whole lot. I thought it was great.

And then I went upstairs and he goes here man. And he handed me a G in cash. Damn. For fucking 10 minutes. And I was like, what? Thank you minutes and I was like what Thank you, and I was like weird. He's just so great. He's like this is how I know we'll never be friends Look how excited you are for this money How are you gonna fucking hang glide on a moment's notice with me if this thousand dollars makes you so happy

So all right, let's try it again like you'll be real gonna give me the thousand dollars. I'll be doing it. All right, good. Hey, man. What's that brother? Hey. What's that? It's a cool G.

Ah, no, give that to the waiter, dude. No, no, come on, you don't have to play a game. You know this is changing your life. I gotta take it. I need that. Yeah. I'm going on a cruise. You're going on a cruise.

Here, your son's probably gonna stalk a bunny Claire thinking no one's paying for it. How do you know it take a thousand a thousand hey get yourself a boat Rolex. I wish I could have been just like let me try to get ready. What's up man. Hey, what's up man. Take this. What's that? There's here you go. That's $2,000.

Dude, that's too. This isn't a good Joe Rogan impression. I don't know. I'm just gonna be I'm not gonna do an impression She won't stop the impression. Jay has one impression. It's just Justin Corey It's all the same day and Joe Rogan Oscar the grounds Joe hey hey what's up? It's me Joe Rogan Bow hunting you have seen and hoot and hollering

Doing my podcast doodle You want you want podcast one impression for everybody my compound bow So where wolf I would just I would be like this and be like yo man. That's not me. How's that? How's that ready? That's not me man. That's not me. I don't know. I want you to take it's not me. Joe. It's not me. I don't know you did the time. Joe. That's not what I'm about. I can't hear it. I saw your sneakers. I don't have any name on the side of them. So drink the jeans fine. I'll tell people you gave it back. Babe, at the time you want the Mark Wahlberg sneaker. The Minisables Mark Wahlberg see. Hey, everybody, this is us all

spring Mark Wahlberg sneakers. Don't do that. Don't do that. Joe. No. No. No, this reminds me of back how you were when we were embossed. And then I'm give this to begin you, wedgie. Yeah. I'll go. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. I'm getting this locker. I'll take the money. I'll take the money. Hey, everyone left it is weirder. Dude, heies you. He is the he's fucking great. No, he's great. He is great. I'm fucking. When I met him, he's a fucking

Icarthus point. I mean, he's like me and Norton were at the UFC 100. Okay. And he we were going, he goes the night before. he's like, we should all go to go see, go to dinner at the hotel. So we went to dinner. I had to go, I had the biggest day of my life shooting this pilot for FX. Where I was the lead. Me, God free, and two actors, we were shooting a pilot called adrenaline, uh, what was it called? No, it's called, no, not a general. It's called, uh, Bronx one. It was about one adrenaline. What was it called? No, it's called, no, not a general. It was called Bronx War. It was about war officers. It was fucking a hilarious show.

And it was, I was the lead with God for, it was fucking great. I had a shoot a scene the next day, okay? And my voice was going. I was losing my voice. I was fucked. And I was like, I can't go was fucked and I was like I can't go I can't go he's like you gotta come. We're gonna go see dice. I was like Joe

I can't go I got a big thing tomorrow. I got a shoot. I got a fly in it was two days later I go I got to keep my voice. I'm losing my voice. I know my voice. He's like dude You gotta go and I I kind of snapped I was like dude. I can't go I go stop pressure. Something weird. We're got Dude he goes I man whatever You should go and I was like all right, I'll go And we went and you went and lost your voice of course I did I lost my voice We went and saw dice. It was so ended fucking greatest thing ever

Saw dice. You knew it was in the end of shoulders in the two as a like a guest starring role, running around. So I was weener. Um, hit around around naked and queens. How long ago was this? This was like a fucking, that'd be seven years ago. Seven, eight years ago. What happened to the show?

I don't, it was just a great show. They didn't pick it up. We shot the pilot. I mean, you want to hear a funny story? God for you had a brain fucking malfunction on set. We were shooting the show, first day shooting. Should I do the inward? No, he didn't.

We all did at one point. No, I'm kidding. We were shooting the scene and he coming, we all have to walk into this room and you have a mark and then another mark. So you have to say a line hit a mark and then say, it's a little complicated but not that complicated for the camera.

So we walk in and he had one line to say and he couldn't get it. He kept fucking it up. 37 takes. If you want to smear mainly. Dude, it was to the, there's a video, they showed me one clip of me where we walk in and the camera's right here

and it catches me and then it goes to him and it just has me going. Yeah, the head sinking down. You're like, dude, this is crazy. Please. This, I've always said, I said a million times. This picture is so indicative of the relationships we hold with Joe Rogan today, the Legion of Skanks. I am acting like I'm fucking the werewolf.

Lewis is getting his ass holicked by the were. And Dave just lightly patting the werewolf. And being like, I'll be here every two months or so. And David, yeah, he's a regular guest. It's a regular guest. It's a regular guest. Yeah. I didn't even, how's this? I didn't even get to be near the werewolf. I didn't get to fuck it. Suck it or lick it. it by the way that post in the back is the outline of the Virtual reality indoor buck hunting game. He wouldn't let us try That's where he freezes himself. That's where he melts himself

There's a full you have see there's a full you have UFC gym behind that wall is a full UFC gym He is a real-life Tony Stark. It's great Dude I I showed up an hour early like a moron. Yeah, I don't know why in time to see him parachute in I I come up to the front and there's a guy he goes Mr. Kelly and I'm like what he might have like a bush Just some fucking ex Navy seal. Is this an Austin? An Austin. Okay.

And I was like, hey, he goes, you're not, you're early. I'm like, what? I thought it was 12. It was at one. So I was like, I'm sorry. He goes, well, you want me to take you to get coffee or something? I was like, that'd be great. I fucked up.

And then they're on the talk, they're like the walkie-talkie of system they have. And like, you know Whatever's name is Ranger one is on his in route. He's taking the he's taking the chavette You know, and then we go into the place and you hear blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah And you go and he's got this beautiful fucking chavette Just just a muscle car. It's just insane. It's not a chevette. What? It's not a chevette.

What do you mean? Whatever this car is, it's not a chevette. Can somebody type in chevette? Joe Rogan? My first car was a chevette. Type in? Chev, Joe Rogan, chevette. You're gonna see what a chevette is.

Okay, let's see, let's, 20 bucks? 65,000 dollars. I'll bet my 20 to your 65,000 dollars I'll bet my $20 to your $65,000. Perfect. Joe Rogan's Chivette. What is it? No, no, no, type in Joe Rogan's Chivette. Bobby.

No, type in Joe Rogan's Chivette. She did it. All right, well, my first car was a Chivette. I was a little nervous in the car. I was early. I might have heard of. Here's your 20 bucks. Corvette?

Is it the Chavinova? No, it's the Chavelle. Chavelle. Thank you. I fucked up. Chavelle. Thank you. Is it a Chavelle?

Here's your 20 bucks. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Christine You guys take a picture of you look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me. Please look everybody calm down Christine is fine. It's just hilarious because you don't know the one whole you like two face Taking it down please for the show for the ball fight for the fans Look at me. Just look at me. Just taking it down. Please for the show. For the ball fight. For the fans. Look at me. What the fuck is wrong? Black Lou get ready for this. It's coming to you right now. It's coming. It's coming black Lou Oh, that was a good time. Oh my god. Oh Shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wow Holy god Rob's so glad

When you couldn't Oh my God. Oh, Christine, you laughing. It's this side that you can't feel. It's this side. Yeah. So this side, it looks like this is swollen, but it's just this side is the only one moving. So you go, that's great. So funny. You look like two face. Yeah. I was like, one of the sudden, I think. Oh God. Did you just see it? Oh, it's awful.

That's like what I called you. I called you after I head on my shit. Yeah. Oh, it's wild looking. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called you after I head on my shit. Oh, that's wild looking.

Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh, that's what I called me. Oh

Oh, that's me called me fuck. I'm glad we got that to put out. Can I ask you? I don't understand the whole Rogan setup like when you're a guest. Where are you going? Non-descript building in oh, you just get a lot of attitude. Yeah, you get coordinates actually shoot a bag over your head You have to go out in front of your hotel and a parachute comes down with a little box And you have to open it with a code And then when you figure that out it tells you where to go. Yeah, it's a you have to escape room to His place. There's actually a tunnel. They build a tunnel for where you are There's a tunnel you have to crawl into and then go to his place That was up the where will for you. That was LA right yeah, yeah That was up the where we'll for you. That was LA right yeah yeah So this like a whole new crazy compound. Well, it's it's very and and Tom Siger your mom's house

Is a same thing right near each other. They have these Non-descript buildings you wouldn't even know is there and then you show up house studios is like yeah, you didn't even know it's Yeah, I mean unbelievable studios, but his Rogan's is you walk in, it's huge. It's been. You remember the movie, Romance, the Stone, and she goes to the drug dealers, it just looks like the shittiest run-down town and they're about to shoot them, and then the drug dealer finds out she's a writer and brings them in.

It's like paradise, absolute paradise once they go through the door. Yeah. This isn't working. No, I hear comparison. It's like, you know, like the office building things you go in, like the community park, you go in and stuff. It's just like, it looks like that. It looks even shittier than that.

You wouldn't even know. And then you go in and it's, I mean, a full gym. He has a sauna. He has a steam room. He has a cold plunge. He has a deprivation. Not a tank. A room.

Like we could all go into the deprivation room. It's like a, but that's for him or the, he lets the guests use it also. Like, that's the whole thing. I mean, I didn't even get to take a picture with a whirl. So I don't think I would get to use it. But he is, no, he, I mean, he's under the gun too. I mean, the podcast is like three hours long

and he had to do a bunch of shit. But he, I would imagine people get to use it. I mean, the gym is huge. It's like a gym, it's like a gym you would join. Like you could, he could rent, he could charge people money to come and work out as a gym you wouldn't even know. But this one in LA, I, I assumed to some degree it had to be where somebody trained year

right. It was, it would have been insane for just himself. This, this gym is like bigger than my gym, anytime fitness, which I love, shout out anytime. You know why it's called anytime? Cause you can go anytime. Bingo. So you could just chocolate factory. You could fit it's called any time? Because you can only time. Bingo is chocolate factory. You could fit five of my gyms in his gym.

And he pulls his cars in. Like he could have like six cars pull a news. He's just pulls in. It's pretty wicked. Yeah, it's awesome. It's awesome. The X-Five guys have very similar. What's that?

The X-Five guys that I did that podcast in Alabama. Those guys have a dope studio. It sucks that we're in New York. I wish we were in somewhere else because we could definitely get like a, you know, like just a sick warehouse of fun, you know? Basketball, basketball, we could just come in and fuck around and come into work early.

Two hours early, it's coming early and play video games for a little bit. Shoot a bone arrow through a car. Fucking shoot a bone arrow into a car fucking shoot a bone out into a car We're outside fucking smoking in a bush Fucking sucks. Agent tourists walk by yelling at each other. Yeah, we got to watch out for fucking protest march Hamas especially when I'm so in the singing the dreidel song out loud. Yeah, it's song out loud. Yeah, it's sucks. Before we take our first break, what is the Corey Felden backstage? We have guests coming in. Well, we have to we have to do

this first of all on our live show. We're going to do this from now on. You know that I used to do this in Torgasm. And when Alan the Mucky's first started, we used to say a prayer before every show. A prayer circle. I'm so looking forward to this. You know, where now I guess Corey does a prayer circle before every show, a prayer circle. I'm so looking forward to this, you have no idea. Where now, I guess Corey does a prayer circle before every show. Someone got it. And someone got it. And I think that the bonfire crew before all our live shows should have a prayer circle

that I would love to lead the first one in. Should we transcript just what he says, and that should be our four-show prayer? I'd like it from the heart. Okay, fresh one. But we could take we could take some stuff Just we could check it out, but it's you don't mess with perfection sometimes you know the end of Wise movie car American history X one said if you can't think of something fresh to say always end with a quote So maybe you just do what Corey felman does if he nails it It's pretty wild because at the end of it, he's filming it and then he realizes because he's talking to God and you know, you got to be humble in front of God.

And then at the end of the goes, I didn't get any of this. And he puts the camera on his face. He realizes that he's not filming him. It's so beautiful. It's so him. Can you? We have it. Yeah, sorry. I'm trying to get on the computer I want to tickle Christine until she fucking has the ridiculously laugh

I told him to say I'll go for a crazy face because that a control she has bells palsy right now It's like Jim Ross If Christine got bells palsy for the next four months, what would you would you be okay with that? Yeah, I just fuck her left cheek She can't feel it anyway. Christy, you don't even know right now, but I am face fucking you so hard. Do you remember when dice had bells, Paulsy? Yeah.

Fuck you. Hickory, dickory cock. My mouth doesn't work. Christine's got one dimple. Hands up, your smile's so hilariously crooked. Oh, she's covering her face like the lead singer of the cure. Oh, they're here.

She's covering her face like the lead singer the cure their hair Yeah, rather fuck you with bells paulsy and a stroke before I watch that concert again. Oh God. I Can't wait this sad is saying that the page isn't available the one that you send the text what happened I thought oh they took it off maybe yeah We'll look up Corey from the prayer circle. I know, it's. Who's coming in today? Are you looking through our Instagram?

Because we're blocked. Oh, yeah, yeah. I have to go to my Instagram. That's what it is. You're right. Hang on. I'm a lot of people. Are you a present director?

I sure are coming. What's the name of their podcast? On the gate. On the gate. What does that mean? Do we know the meaning of that? Prison talk, bro. Yeah, that's good. have a do we know the meaning of that prison talk bro You have to ask these two guys very very funny dudes great dudes, hmm above all else and they

They do this podcast together. They both did time like substantial time In jail and they got some crazy stories man. It's a weird world You've never done it before like like myself, outside of overnight. Do they know that I was in Juvee jail? Oh, so you guys want to sniff each other out first? Make sure there's no, are you guys affiliated maybe? Yeah, you know, make sure, you know, they know that, you know. I don't know what Derek is.

Geo is clearly Hispanic. But Derek, I don't know. He's like racially ambiguous. Is that him, I don't know, he's like racially ambiguous. Is that him? Oh, is it? Is this the lift from a prayer circle? Oh my god. Did he give me a taste?

This is the best. Got a skip to the next one for seeing. We're backstage. Someone has a camera and they're about to do the prayer circle. And Corey's filming Here we go everybody, how do we go? Let's go James and come on That's This is the big prayer before we go out

It's amazing. We do it every night. It's amazing. Here we go, everybody. Yes. God, thank you for bringing us here tonight. Thank you for this wonderful opportunity to spread love, light, and positive energy through our music, through what we do, the incredible gifts and the talent that you've given all of us to spread your message of love.

So thank you so much for bringing us here. Thank you for the humility to give us to be able to perform every night for these people. We really. And thank you so much for bringing us here thank you for the humility to give us to be able to perform every night for these people and thank you for the opportunity to have all my friends surrounding me and my family and what a beautiful opportunity to do such a great show I've been filming nothing this whole stop stop stop stop he literally realized this is what a fucking narcissists guy is he went to humility and the love and the that's always trying to have I fucking have been filming this the whole time on the money maker on the money maker

He literally comes out of this beautiful prayer to God to Egnolids that I didn't even get it. I didn't get me saying this beautiful shit. Do you see who's by the way there? Who's saying James and get over here? James and Newlanders there, who's the other frog brother from the Lost Boys, like the guy who was his partner. And it said, join them on stage that evening for two songs from the film The Lost Boys. What's the other one he did?

Because they did, clearly they did, cry a little sister, you know that. What was the other song you think they did from The Lost Boys? It might be on this. I don't know. Maybe. Click, can you play the rest of it? Please.

It was good. You have a barrel of your head. Let's give it a show. The other way, he shows an extensive amount of what he's... The beginning of his show is fucking mind-boggling. It's pure insanity. Skip asses. We know this already. It's fucking mind-boggling. That's a big crowdline. Wow. That's a big crowd. Wow.

That's a lot of people. Okay, Corey. Where the hell is this? I don't know. But it's a lot of people. That's a thousand people. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a thing.

There's a thing, uh... Yeah, here's what it is. There's a lost boy's thing or something. They showed the whole movie before the concert. Yeah, this is what it is. There's a lost voice thing or something. They showed the whole movie before the concert. Yeah, this is like a thing. So he did a big show. Okay, I'm alright with that though.

We're doing very similar thing on our live show. We're showing the three loans. Loan one, loan two, electric bungalow, and the loan three not alone Which is which is for the sold out show happening December 12th That is right Tuesday and we'll be doing a live prayer circle On Instagram. I say do we do it backstage or do we do this the pressure on stage? We would on stage live on the bonfire Instagram, and you have to hold the camera. Yeah, and then make sure it's yeah up Go see if we find where you singing with James James a new lander. Oh

He did this song there I feel like I'm on the cruise again Count me out if he does a cruise Would you we should go on it? Why would we block? No, but if we can get on dude if we if there's a cruise we have to go on yeah, I'm of a center. Yeah, yeah You say Lewis Gomez? I said it like you said Lewis Gomez! Lewis Gomez!

Oh here he's doing not Michael Jackson dances. But Jay they look exactly like Michael Jackson dances. Yeah and the whole ripped t-shirt, the exact same pants and belt. But that's not Michael Jackson dances? No. Oh could this be it? Is that James the Newlander? I think it is. Keep going. I want to see if he... I don't show it. I want to know what's two songs, what's the other song from the Lost Boy? Someone had to get it. It's got to be on the internet because somebody Yeah, they people recording the whole fucking thing. I don't want to believe that's true. So bad. We had to we have geo present director actually are joining us in just a few minutes

Before they come in. Why don't I tell you that Robert Kelly is also on tour and he's all over the mofo place Danubeach improv happening December 15th and 16th after that Fort Wayne Indiana for New Year's Eve. One night, two shows, one night only. Sarah Togas Springs, New York, Wisconsin, for tickets and all of his other tour dates, go to robbercallylive.com. And Big Joe, because he's gonna be in Houston,

Providence, Pittsburgh. For New Year's Eve, we're gonna be for New Year's at Pittsburgh. That's Pittsburgh, yeah. New Year's Eve, we're gonna be for New Year's at Pittsburgh. That's Pittsburgh, yeah. New Year's Eve weekend, the whole weekend. Oh, that's awesome. Make sure you get tickets, all of them available right now. BigJComedy.com.

And these guys, Geo and Derek, they're gonna be down the bottom there, they're gonna be in Cap City in Austin, Texas, December 8th and 9th. Get tickets at CapCity, comedy.com. We'll be right back. It's a bonfire. Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual Sirius XM radio show.

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