The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Two Tickets To Loserville

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

Jay plans an insane radio contest to give away Loserville tickets. The Loserville Tour is Limp Bizkit with Corey Feldman and the Bonfire gang will be there as fans! They review other opening acts of this musical circus. Jay schools Bobby on the correct way to buy concert tickets. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Go with this because of the Philly Philly connection. Yes the roots roots both those Celtics, huh The roots roots But those Celtics, huh? Going to the championship, baby. They're gonna fire that coach. What not the Celtics the Pacers yeah, they should I'm gonna fire that coach. They should every game is tight. I mean, you know Every game I think every game they were actually losing in the fourth with seconds to go came back boom

To win it to win a row Every single game, I mean, dude, Tatum was the shit, Brown was awesome, and White was, I mean, he was white. Love him, love him all, dude. Love him all, Tatum's the shit, though. I might get his sneakers, I'm gonna get his jersey. Bobby. What's up, buddy?

You wrote those names in your phone. I ain't his sneakers. I'm gonna get his jersey. Bobby. What's up, Bobby? You wrote those names in your phone. I didn't write nothing. You wrote those names in your phone. I didn't write nothing in the phone, man. And you're looking at those names. I'm not looking at nothing, dudes! What are you talking about? Mm-hmm.

I'm not looking at anybody, man. Derrick White's the shit. What's he play? He plays the end point where you bring it in, the center. The end point where you bring it in the center The end point where you bring it in the center. He's the Yeah Just be happy that I know their names not when you wrote them down I didn't write them down Huh during your phone did not in my phone you stare at your phone while you said those three different things that I know their names. Not when you wrote them down. I didn't write them down. You wrote them down. Huh?

You wrote them down. They're not in my phone. You stared at your phone while you said those three different things. I was looking at a picture of Dawn and I loved to look at her beauty. Stare me right in the eyes. Before the show, yes.

Look at me right now. Yep. Don't look down at your phone at all. I will not look at my phone. Tell me the first names of those three players you just named. We got Jason. Tatum.

We got. You look down. I'm looking down, I'm not looking We got. You're looking down. I'm not looking down. Straight at me. Eyes open wide open. You got Derek White. Why you're filming him Lou I hope. Don't film me. Yeah because you just looked. We watched you do the whole thing. Kai John Jamell.

Derek White. Jason Tatum.-hmm. Hmm, but you said Brown Brown Yeah, he's brown. What are you doing? Why don't you back off Jacob? Jacob? Oh, man? What are you talking about Brown? Yeah, the whole roster. I knew it to what? Jolene Joe Lee Jolene Browns my favorite song Jolene Jolene Brown my favorite song

Guy me tell you something with a bandwagon or I've never seen Jacob hop out of his little chair with his dangly feet You run over here because you were looking down every time you're a rat You've ratted yourself Jacob was just confirming. Hey, man. All I know is that the Celtics every no, I mean The Celtics, every game. Swept it and down. You're from there, so you're allowed the bandwagon jump, but it's just, I'll never respect it. I'm on it. I'm on the bandwagon right now. Come on, Jolene Brown.

Great game. Jacob Tatum. Love it. I only watched the very first one. It was the only one I saw that overtime. I thought they were going to win it in Boston and then That was that collapse that coach is gonna be in trouble. Yeah This is strange week where we were off Monday company holiday Memorial Day

So we have to come and do the pre-record first. We don't want to Go through our weekends. So much fun stuff happened. It's a great weekend. We don't wanna go through that, at the end of the week, it's weird timing, so we're gonna, what would you call this, a topic dump? A topic dump show. Or maybe a radio show? A radio show. Maybe a radio show.

Well, we have a lot of things on our sheet here, things we wanted to talk about that we haven't gotten to One of the most I think last week we left off Saying like shit. We're not gonna have time to watch the limp is get Corey Feldman promo They're doing for the tour that we're going to yes welcome to loserville I I got you a gift you and Christina gift. Yeah, and I think you I was I was going to save it, but I bought you two tickets up. To Paradise?

I got you guys two tickets. I was looking at the thing, I know we're all gonna go, but there was no seats, you know what I mean? There was two seats up close, and I got you guys those two seats. Why. And I got you guys those two seats. Why? Because I wanted you guys to have good seats to the... Where are you gonna go?

Well, we'll get seats wherever. Bobby, Bobby. What? I don't know why I can't get this through your skull. Stop buying tickets? Stop. Okay. We'll figure out the tickets as a group. You keep making these these impulsive scared decisions. I get scared. You panic. I get panicked. You panic by. I do panic. And I'm telling you, we work in entertainment.

By the way, I get free tickets. For some reason when I was younger and pretty new in comedy, the connections I made, I got more free tickets. I realize why that is now because that was a time where For no real I'd be like I went in do you know I mean I wasn't looking for back I didn't think I was getting I never sat backstage or anything so I'm like I'm getting for free what I would have bought lawn seats Back of the thing if once in a while you got seats. I'd be stoked Now I never get free shit for bands or something, I don't know for sure, you know?

If I don't know anybody in the market. But we work in entertainment. I know. And we both have an agency. The same agency. And your agent is one of your closest friends for some good God reason. I've been with him the longest, I've never left my agent,

we're very close friends. I'm the most loyal client he's ever had. I've heard him say seven things total in the entire time I've been with him the longest, I've never left my agent, we're very close friends. I'm the most loyal client he's ever had. I've heard him say seven things total in the entire time I've known him. Most of them were like not interested working with you. Wait, I was looking at Char, you bought us two, is this for the Feldman Limp Bizkit? I got two tickets when it went on sale.

Put them up. Hang on. Put them for sale right now. Hang on. When it went on sale. Put them up. Hang on. Put them for sale right now. Hang on. When it went on sale, right? I went, I was looking at the thing and there was no, you know, I wanted to get two tickets for you two right up front because I know you really wanted to see Corey Feldman and be there to see. We are going to be there.

I don't. We also don't want him to see Corey Feldman and be there. We are going to be there. I don't. We also don't want him to see us. But I got seats as far as close as I could up front. I'm actually telling you, first of all, can you check Christine on the SeatGeek? If there's a pit, we'll just be in the pit. Okay, but I don't know these things, Jay. I've never asked for tickets. I don't.

It's crazy. I never asked for tickets. I've never used. But you never asked for tickets. I don't. It's crazy. I never asked for tickets. I've never used it. But you're paying for them still. I never used an app. I don't use this stuff. I started going to concerts when I started hanging out with you guys.

You understand? And I don't know how to use this stuff. So when they came up, I was like, Don, I wanna get Christine and Jay good seats to the show. I want them to have, we're all gonna go to the stage. We're all gonna go and then we're gonna separate at the exact time that we're all

mostly supposed to be together. I know, I. Break off, by the way, somebody wants to go, I'd be blown away if anybody wanted to separate for Limp Bizkip, is there a pit? Look up at the front, is it seats or pit? I think it's seats the way this is set up. Let's see. Let me see the seats. I got maybe I got fucked again. I

Think I guess it's all seats, huh? Yeah, cuz the way it's set up. There's no what do I have? Yeah, so when I was looking There wasn't like anything really available, right? By the way, there's seven thousand seats available Yeah, I bet day of, I bet if we bought tickets for the Stones day of, we would've got them for $100. Probably. Well, I found that out. No, no, no.

I got you section 103, row N. We're looking at it, so it's like. There's 102. It's like the 229s, 103 is right there. Right there. Yeah, somewhere in the middle there. Right in the middle, right there. Right. And I got you seats, and. Right in the middle, right there.

And I got you seats, and I was trying to do a good thing. I appreciate it so much. But I did it. Through our group outing. The thought was beautiful. The thought was beautiful. It wasn't well thought out, but it was beautiful thought. But put those for sale immediately now.

Just put them back into the system for sale. I'm just telling you because we're gonna Hey, but you want to pay for me and Christine's tickets as beautiful We're all gonna be sitting together in the same place probably they're comparably or closer Those are good seats though. There's a great seats, and I thought that it would be great that you guys had good seats Wait a second. I'm starting to think, because the way you're saying it now, like you're pushing it still,

it sounds like you're gonna wanna leave? What? You're gonna wanna leave the show and you don't want me to know you're leaving and you're gonna go, no. Dude, jammed out right after Limp Bizkit. This is your paranoia, do I leave shows? I haven't seen you leave a show yet.

I don't leave. Just got here though, can't say the same. Yeah, I'm not. You always lose, Lou. I like to hang more than I like the, I like the meeting up, fucking around, shooting the shit, smoking a bat, you smoke your jizzos.

It's gonna be a great tailgate of the Bonfire crew. Jacob will not be there, unfortunately, which I wish he could change. If there's any way, Jacob, I would suggest you try to change that. Even if you come home for the day, it's gonna be a really fun day. What day of the week is that?

Tuesday. Oh, it's Tuesday? It's Tuesday, July 30th. I'm gonna take a whack on those tickets, wow. You're not gonna take a whack on them. I'm gonna give, I don't care. I'm gonna, why don't we? Yes, oh okay, I think you're gonna see something different. I was gonna go with you

I was gonna say we suggest two fans can win these tickets Why don't we do that? Two fans could win them. Well, yeah, but what if we can't get tickets and then What why does he keep doing this? Why are you looking at her? Look at me. We... Mick Jagger could have blew a snot rocket on us from where we were sitting when he came down that aisle.

Am I correct? It was nuts. We found out the morning, the tickets showed up the morning of, we got them buddy, we got the tickets. Okay. I need to trust you. You just gotta trust, because here's my also my thing. Especially with conscious I want to go to. What I'm prepared to do is which sort of what happens

I somebody off at the gate suck somebody off at the gate and get whatever we want Okay No What I'm prepared to do is I don't panic because I'm going to the show and I know down to an hour before showtime You can get really great tickets Online so in fact, they probably start going down in price a little bit when it gets right there, and I'll just buy them then. I'm not a...

But I'll buy them like there, but we know once the cards charge, it was a few days before, you're like, we got them. I'm not going to go through reversing a charge. We actually had them before I knew we had them because they did, it came straight from Ticketmaster and it did go to junk. So when I looked up the email, it'd actually come in sooner than I saw it. So she had them before even.

But Bobby, stop panicking. I don't, listen man, you have anxiety, right? Oh yeah, I take medicine for it. I don't take medicine. I don't have any medicine. Oh, okay. You know what I have? What?

I have the serenity prayer. Oh yeah, yeah. I don't have Amazon. I have Amazon and cigars. You fall into Amazon Prime ordering. I masturbate in a shed. Oh my God, this is a cigar cutter that when it cuts also lights the cigar.

Yeah, dude. I need to, I need to trust you more. I have trust issues. need to I trust you more I have trust issues But now I I trust I do not want to miss this guy in fact Christine what we should try We don't do very often. This is pretty far away Submit for them now one two three four five six Jacob you know I know You can't Jacob, you know, I know. You can't.

I don't think I'm gonna be able to. Right in the middle, sorry. Get, get. Why you move Florida to August? Can I tell you something? Get six anyway. Just in case, cause Josh will come and eat all the food. In fact, put in for seven.

Put in for seven because Josh will come. Yeah, Josh's, I mean Josh's hours of entertainment. Yeah, he is. I'll be honest with you, it ain't bad to have have Josh and I think as you heard when we talked about it on a Tuesday live show Josh was just fantastic, huh? He's seven and eight. Yeah Put it for eight Fuck it go for ten. Just eight. It's good. It's good ten. We're getting too nutty I mean look, these are 119 dollars are right there. I fucked up. I

Felt up and this is on I mean this isn't even through can I say something about this ticket master shit though? Yeah There I mean it's worse than the fucking Than the mob But that's what I'm saying it's bad. But I'm saying here's what, when you go through CAA does. You submit for them, they pay for them. They're face value and no fees.

Like they're not charging you like the ticket master fee. It's the agencies just have tickets. I've never asked for a ticket ever, for anything. It's great. Because I'm afraid of rejection. I'm afraid of them going no. But that's the thing. I used to feel, by the way, I understand that. I fully understand that. I'd rather just pay for them and not wait

for this hookup to come through. This isn't a hookup. That's what's hard to understand about this. It's not a hookup. It's backdoor. It's like if your uncle owned the ticket place, he can't give them to you for free, but it's like, yeah, as soon as they come in,

I'm putting four aside for you at face value but it's like, yeah, as soon as they come in, I'm putting four aside for you at face value. That's the equivalent of what's happening. It's clear that you said it. My uncle Jimmy is part owner of Ticketmaster. Well, he's getting in trouble for being a monopoly. Yeah, you see this? Justice Department sues Live Nation Ticketmaster

for monopolizing markets across the live concert industry. They should, it's one of the grossest systems, aside from TSA. The money they charge you for fees is so much money, it's almost as much as the ticket. And then if you're gonna sell them, they charge you more money to sell them. They take a percentage of the sale.

They take a lot. So if I was gonna, when I was putting the Stones, we've already talked about this, but I was, it's uncomfortable the money they take from you. Well I'll tell you this, we didn't talk about this Tuesday, there was no reason for it to come up. About your beautiful eyelashes? My beautiful eyelashes.

They're insane. No, we paid for parking at the gate, at the Stones concert, we paid for parking at the gate at the Stones concert. We paid for parking and then went up and they were directing us to a shitty lot. And we were like, no, no, over there. And they were like, you need a parking pass for that. And that's when I was like, oh, okay. So I kind of stopped in front of her

and I'm just going on SeatGeek to buy a parking pass. And she goes, you gotta go. I was like, I'm getting a parking pass. She goes, that's impossible. So then we pulled into the lot for a second and I ordered them on SeatGeek and turned around. Then she was yelling, she's like, ah, you said you need a parking pass.

I go, I pulled off the unimaginable and purchased one. But SeatGeek is just like Ticketmaster, it's all derivative of the same shit. Parking pit, they can name their own price. So I think for one, I think the one I sent you was 40 something. Jesus. And then I think about 50 something in fees.

50 in fees? So it's almost $100 for that parking thing. But what is the fee? It's just, and it doesn't matter. Some of them say like $50, some of them say 75. There's no rhyme or reason to it. It's whoever the seller can kind of just do whatever they want.

Well I just don't know what the fee is. Like what is a fee? Oh they just call it like the. Isn't the fee the parking? The VIG or the whatever, yes. But they're saying like yeah but through this company you're getting it, it's a deal probably.

It's rape. It's rape, that's why I'm saying, stop panicking. So we're not beating the system, we're not getting one over, and we're not asking somebody to who's gotta go out of their way, goes, let me see if I can get your name on the list. And there's no one sneaking around.

It's an official form we fill out. We send it off. They take the credit card numbers, it's official emails back from CAA's ticketing agency or ticketing company. Yeah, it's actually different for every show. It used to be like a site where you submitted on, but it all goes through like, from Madonna,

it went straight to like the Madonna team. Right, that's what I'm saying. So it's like you're paying money to somebody. So what you both are saying to me is don't buy tickets ever again. No, and quite honestly, when you need tickets, just have Dawn get the stuff from Christine to submit. With the same agency.

Okay, so don't buy tickets. It's basically emailing Matt Frost's assistant and saying, hey, I want four tickets to this. That's what you do. You could skip the middle person and do that, and then she'll send on the form. All right. Well, you did show me the app and taught me how to buy tickets.

Seek geek rules. I mean, as far as getting raped, still, it's still like they always have tickets, put it that way. But which I've done. I've done before and just been like I think We're going to see the Weezer thing. It was just like when they said it was available We were just like and let's just you know like cuz are he's going a bunch of people So they want to go ticket master huh about that straight?

We just like go on and just buy it whatever I've done that plenty of Basketball games and shit like I pay for all sporting events. go to, I've never tried to go to Cedar for those. On Ticketmaster. Seatgeek, you wear one of those, yeah. And I do that, but like concerts? It's just, I don't know why, that one doesn't, they just, they get it, we just pay for it. And if we say to put them in now, we're good to go.

I've never bought, I- But we should figure something out for those other two, we should give them away, because there is also humor, if we get even slightly further back tickets than the person who just sitting behind the person one is much funnier than anything else I'll keep them and then we'll give them to a fan No, it's both fans, but I got an idea that we should do and hear me out before you guys freak out Okay, we're gonna have to fucking delete this show. No, we're gonna call it. We're gonna this is gonna be good We're gonna call it sex for fell dog. No, we're gonna call it, this is gonna be good, we're gonna call it Sex for Fell Dog.

And then we'll have our comedian friends be like lookouts while couples go out there. Jay, no. No, hear me out, this is good. Okay, yep. And they have sex in different locations, strategically around New York City. Bobby, you gotta let me finish the idea though.

Okay, I'll let you finish. No, okay, I know you keep wanting to talk, but you have to let me finish the idea first and then If they decide also to put it in if they can prove to the comedian who went with them that they fucked in the ass It said location. Yeah, then we'll also get them like four liquid deaths liquid death canned waters As the for the we'll call it the extra point. Now. Here thing. I'm thinking Paul Mercurio. No, I'm thinking no Hear me out. Okay, I'm hearing you out, but I just Paul Mercurio. I don't hear some of the spots

I'm thinking about doing here. Yeah, okay. First of all 100 Center Street right in front of the goddamn courthouse. No Where they're throwing Trump? in the slammer Okay, where else maybe an Occupy thing happening, or maybe a BLM protest. Maybe right on Columbia University and sign one of those encampments, right? They have to bang an Antifa.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you could do it. If you're Jewish and you bang a Palestinian girl in one of the tents. You got the tickets. You get extra points. You got the tickets. I'll just say the tickets are yours. No one's beating that. But you have to do it with a Star David around your neck.

Now Bobby, as a testament to how brilliant that idea was, you went from, I feel like, trying to stop me to throwing right in on the pile there, being like, you know what, let's do this thing. I'm in. I think we can do this. What do we call it? Sex for Fell Dog. Sex for Fell Dog?

All right. Sex for Fell Dog. Great. I'm in. Everyone, all dog. Great, I'm in. Everyone, alright, man I wish we were live. We could have people call in for our sex for fell dog contest. Who's ready to have sex for fell dog? Just recreate the bit dude.

Let's just fucking do it. More dangerous places. Central Park strawberry fields. That fucking bathroom where George Michael blew a guy. That's not day, that's actually easy. Strawberry Fields, anybody can go there. Oh, fun places. Top of the Empire State Building. Playground.

Within 100 yards of a school. During school hours. During school hours. More points. Ha ha ha ha. DJ Lou's Brothers Bar. That's a fun one. They could do every day what they want there, right? Yeah, if you do it while you're drinking

one of Jacob's brother's drinks. Oh, if you can get, oh yes, also, if you can get a campaign inside any hole, husband's asshole, wife's pussy or asshole, wife's mouth. Extra points, extra points. You get a case of campaign. A case of campaign sent to your house, or we can deliver it to you at the concert as we tailgate.

That's perfect. It's perfect. Love it. Oh, yeah, do these fans also get to tailgate with this? And then we all gonna stare at them knowing they fucked and somewhere sacramonious? Knowing that she has a can of campaign in his ass. Ha-ha-ha. Oh, I can't wait for this.

In the Hudson. No condom. Surrounded by dirty needles. Times Square. Blow the naked cowboy. Blow the naked cowboy. As a couple. You both blow the na- or no. Take a picture of you blowing the naked cowboy, lady, and your husband making like a no, no, no, like a waggy finger look. Yeah, have sex with an Elmo or any Sesame Street character in Times Square.

I'll accept any character. It could be in the DC Universe. It could be a children's character. If you could fuck in the, there's a guy who brings the Back to the Future DeLorean around once in a while. Maybe you can fuck on that. You fuck one of those African dudes selling the fake persons. Oh my God, who are the comics involved in this? Paul Mercurio. I'm thinking of Ryan Reese. Who else? Lenny Marcus. Jim David. Jim David could probably get involved in this. Let's go old school.

Maybe a Leslie Jones even, to scream at people. Why y'all fucking in a church? Well now we're gonna get caught, Leslie. Um. Um. God damn it. That was a great idea. You know what though?

The good news is, Opie and Anthony was pretty nationally huge at that time. Pretty syndicated and nationally huge. So, the good news is, I think the odds of while someone's fucking in St. Patrick's Cathedral on our behalf, I don't think there's a cop outside happens to be listening to the bonfire.

That was with the Howard Stern thing. You could say something in the moment, 800 people right outside the building heard it on their cars. I don't think that's happening to a bonfire. I know we're doing pretty good, but I don't think we have to worry about, we'll get caught way later.

If you did it in front of a comic book store, we might get caught. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In front of a comic book store, a dispensary. Dispensary might be playing in there, so be careful. Maybe a bonchon. A dollar slice pizza, please. Five below.

All right, I will not buy tickets ever again. Ever again. Until I go through. And if you need the training wheels of calling us or Christine to say, can you walk me through the thing for while you can't, but I'm telling you, just so you know, and I'm sure you already know that person's name. Is the assistant a guy or a girl from After All? It's a guy.

That guy, call him. Justin. Justin, you hit him, my Justin is his assistant? I thought he was an agent. No, yours is my assistant. Justin is his name too, he's great. You hit up Justin, Justin, need four ticks to whatever. Alright. On it.

And then they'll get you to the... I'm just not good at that. I'm just like, fuck it, get them. Get them. I'm with you. But you're paying for them anyway. You'll get much better... For the price you'll pay... Listen, those weren't cheap. The Stones tickets weren't cheap. You know that. You, it sounded like you paid more, that's definitely fees that you ate. I paid more, yes.

And we weren't, and the seats that you had were really cool seats. We were 50 yards closer. Yes. At least. Well, you were way closer. The seats I had were up. But they were also diagonal to the stage more.

It was great. You know, our friends that took them, they were fantastic. Front row, right in the aisle, right first in the aisle. Nobody in front of you at all. Nobody in front of you and nobody to the one side of you. Direct shot, but you're across the field from the Rolling Stones. You're across the field.

He walked by us. That was CAA tickets. But again, expensive still, but I think 100 less than you paid. Yeah, it was stupid. It was a dumb move. It was a dumb move. So do you understand,

my point being, for what you paid, CAA's tickets to that would be, you could have been changing guitars on Keith Richards' back. We never, but I've never, only concert tickets I ever got, anytime I ever went anywhere was somebody was like, you wanna go, or I have these tickets, you want them, type shit. I never go to concerts.

Every concert I ever went to was given to me, you know what I mean? And me and Dee never went to concerts for some reason. Your life's gonna change in this bonfire adventure we're on together, Bobby. I go to a pretty decent amount of concerts a year. I know, I love it. Decent, huh? They're really gonna break up Ticketmaster, I mean they're charging them as a monopoly,

cause I love that. I love that too, it's, They're being sued by the Justice Department. You're priced out of everything. I never do that anymore. If you thought to yourself at some point you were like, you know I'm gonna splurge like I'm gonna spend I'm gonna spend $500 a ticket to go to like

The Eagles playoff game like well, you're gonna be if you get tickets for $500 flat a piece your Fucking know like those are the shittiest seats at a point. They've outpriced everything. It's crazy That's why Louie when he started touring The tickets price it was so crazy. He bought his own ticket company And charge $40 for every board across the board 40 bucks every seat across the board So when you saw him at an arena or wherever it was 40 bucks whoever got the tickets first 40 bucks whether the back or the front didn't kid rock do that Yeah, 40 bucks. Whether the back or the front. Didn't Kid Rock do that? Yeah, 20 bucks.

$20 tickets, $20 all merch, $20 and $5, like the concessions or something like that. So it was like $5 burger, hot dog, soda, whatever. He set all the prices to be affordable. The merch was nuts. The merch at these concerts, it's like 85 bucks for a hoodie. They had a, listen, like a varsity jacket

for the Rolling Stones, that was cool looking. 500. Until you looked at $500. You just didn't even have, the balls to put merch out for $500 is crazy. I saw somebody wearing it though. Half a thou? Oh yeah, I saw it too.

Another one of those, We already talked about this. We already talked about it. Hey, what's up? I'm BK Burglar, Bob Kelly, aka The Rooster. I'm Big Jay Okerson. I only have one aka. I'm a cowboy. Look, if you love the bonfire, which you know you do, this is just half of the show. That's right. This is the podcast version, everybody.

So if you want to hear the whole thing, go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire to get the whole thing. Yeah, you get tons of other entertainment, too. It's not just us. You got other shows that you can go to after you listen to our show. You go to all kinds of other shows and, you know what? Tell a friend. But most importantly, this show.

Yeah, this show. Just go to the show. Do something resembling anything Look at this though 1200 on eBay. No. No. Oh, yeah. No people that was by the way that was almost the thing Well Tom we were with said that he was like oh, that's an eBay purchase you buy it and put it right back up Yeah, that's what max said to me throw in another monopoly that needs to be broken up, Luxottica. The eyeglasses. I don't know what that is. That's because they don't want you to,

they own every brand of sunglasses you know, and they own the stores that you buy them at. Sunglass Hut and all that shit? All owned by one company in Italy. Yep. Every brand you can imagine is owned by, is all exotica. When you say every brand like. Ray-Ban.

How about like the. Costa. Anything you can think of. I was gonna say like Tom Cores or what, Tom Ford. Tom Ford. No, Tom Ford is owned by Tom Ford. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like those. Like my glasses, my Jacques-Marie's.

The one you'll get in the store. Those are owned by that company Ray-Ban Oakley all that that's all exotic all of it. They say all by this for all that's why they're Astronomical all the prices is one company selling it to you. Yeah, Tommy Bahama and they own the stores What it's crazy backpacks do Backpacks are owned by the same company. I heard of that. Jansport?

Jansport. That was a joke, really? No, owned by what? Now other companies is, other companies. Dan Soder bought really big into big backpack. Yeah. You take a look at, there's actually 60 minutes that a whole thing on Luxottica, it's obscene.

They're allowed to get away with this. It sounds like a porn site. Yeah. Esselor Luxottica, it's obscene. They're allowed to get away with this. It sounds like a porn site. Yeah. Essel or Luxottica sounds like a, or like a drag queen. Hey, honey. They own almost everything. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Oliver Soul, Oliver People, Vogue, Arnett, I mean. That's a few of them. 1%. Well, can I say something too?

That Levity, which is your agency, the Improvs, Live Nation. And Funny Bone. Funny Bone, they're all one company. Yeah. Levity's Live Nation? No, Levity's not Live Nation. They had to break up, it was originally. Gotcha. They had to break up. No, Levity's not Live Nation. They had to break up. It was originally.

Gotcha. They had to break up because the Improv, Levity Live, and Live Nation, all one thing, but they still work together. I remember first finding out the funny bone thing. When you see a place goes like, it used to be the Improv, now it's the funny bone. Just a sign change.

There's no difference. There's no difference. They're the same company. That is weird. But individual owners, it all sucks. Either way, the working man gets fucked. The working man like me, paying $500 to sit in a nosebleed, fuck you. Look at this, Chanel, Prada, Burberry, Dolce & Gabbana,

Coach, Versace, Tiffany & Co, Armani, Michael Kors, and Ralph Lauren, all this brand. All Luxottica. That's pretty crazy. It's all one company. I mean those are like the top designers That's why I want you're missing a few too, but well, I'm saying I'm sure you're missing a bunch But I'm asking well, that's half the list. I have so you but let me ask you this This would be my argument. I don't have a problem with that if They're making some Cheaper like things for cheaper prices?

Like is spending, how ridiculous is to spend $400 on Versace sunglasses, right? Yep. $500, we'll say, on Versace sunglasses and over buying $200 Ray bands. Are you getting it, are you only paying for the name? We're paying for the name. There's no quality difference at all. is over buying $200 Ray-Bans. Are you only paying for the name? There's no quality difference at all.

It's not a, like Ray-Bans, it's a great sunglass. I love Ray-Bans. Versace's great, Persol, I love Persol. Persol's one of my favorite brands. Sounds so gay right now. It's a piece of plastic. The money they spend making it is... But there's, you can see the difference,

like in my sunglasses, my glasses, the frame, there's a huge difference between these. Well those are for an old mafia bookie. Well, I mean. Hey kiddo. Or, you know, a thespian. But they put stores. I can't wait until you get into your open top,

button down shirt phase with those glasses, dude. You're gonna be a real wheeler dealer. They put stores out of business. I think they put lens crafters out of business and then bought them Yeah, they're not the craft. They're not the craft. It's done dude I don't understand how they're it's not broken up There's no good. They've had they've killed all the competition. I think only Maui is the only brand I know that's independent from them. Is it because it's not an American company?

That's why you hate it. They can't, like can they not break it up because it's not American? The world buys, everyone buys from this one company. I don't know why it's not broken up here. I don't know how it works as far as where the company's set up but if you have no options, isn't that a monopoly? Yeah.

The store you buy it in, and then all the products in it are one company? Yeah, the problem is there is gonna be a break-off in whatever they're selling at 7-Eleven. Do you know what I mean? There's always gonna be a thing. That's why WWE never got the full monopoly status, I think, when they were trying to say that,

because there's always gonna be local wrestling. I don't know how serious satellite radio isn't a monopoly. Because yeah, they bought XM. Yeah, but I don't know what else. But I guess internet radio is like direct. It's internet radio I think is like direct competition. But I don't know, there's no other like satellite.

The thing with those sunglasses, like even the Tom Fords, when I bought them, the first time I bought them, they were 500 bucks. But now you can buy them for 250 bucks. You can just buy the frame off Amazon. See dude, that's the same thing. You panic buy everything you do. I panic buy.

You panic buy the second it comes out. I'll do whatever you want. There's no reason. Here's the blank check, you tell me what these tickets cost. There's no reason those cost $600. Yeah, those ones right there. There's nothing to the left being Tom Ford I mean, I love you. I know how stuff works. I do love my tongue for it Tom and there is a difference in quality between the like $5 glasses you get down st

Mark's and sure a good parrot but like I don't know between like Ray Ban and Chanel It's like they're both great glasses, but a markup of what? 300% from what it cost to make Yeah, I mean how much do you think cost to make a Chanel bag how much? probably ten dollars Really no, I don't know, but it's definitely not six thousand in the room but it's definitely not 6,000. Yeah, it's in the room. Ha.

What? Yeah, Bobby. Yeah, Bobby. What happened? Just maybe take off your jacket first. I'm going to take off my hoodie. And see if that evens things out. Christine?

Everybody calm down. Christine? Calm down. Everybody calm down. Everyone? Don't touch. If Jacob's in a t-shirt, it's too warm in here. Everybody just relax.

Listen, I took my hoodie off. Let's just see what happens We're all we were getting ready to watch the Corey Feldman Fred Durst thing. We got Side-tracked Bobby started talking about Tom Ford. He got a little heated up Jacob doesn't like he just like admitting He over he overpaid for tickets or classes And we're just We're just,

we're just going to have him take his jacket off. Bobby, have some water. Bobby, you overpaid for tickets. And see if you can regulate your body temperature with nothing drastic happening. Christine, Christine, you're getting itchy to touch that thermostat. Okay, good. I'm good. That's work. That's work. That's working as a team. Those are the ones I got right there in the middle. Right here. Yeah. I don't think anybody that makes a designer purchase is not overpaying for that thing.

Yeah, you do kind of know that. You know, I was just funny, but it's so funny when something like that happens. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't Yeah, I don't think anybody that makes it a designer purchase is not overpaying for that thing

Yeah, you do kind of know that you know But it's so funny when something when this expensive doesn't speak to you at all You're like who's the jerk-off that would buy the ones on either side of those like I think Balenciaga made these designer Crocs that were like I'm not talking about ridiculous. Yeah, it's not designer Like this is something people actually need to wear sunglasses. You do need to wear them There's a difference between paying for a $10 shitty pair at 7-eleven and paying You know $500 for a designer you you can make You can charge a hundred and hundred fifty dollars and get the best quality.

Because they're not making any, they're not putting any more into it. I bought the Ray-Ban Metaglasses. I don't know what that is. It's the Ray-Ban, they have, it has a AI video computer system in it. Oh, the ones that film? So you can actually just talk to them. You can

listen to music and nobody can hear it. You can talk to it. You can hold something up to it and go, hey Meta, what's this? And it will tell you what it is, where to buy it. You can... He's wearing them. Or he wore them in LA. I have the earlier versions. I think you have the newer version. I got the newer version that actually is updating with the AI and that you can you can go meta Videotape this so if you're at a concert you can just you don't have to hold your phone up You can just videotape what you're looking at Everything come like Iron Man Tony Stark. Yeah, and those are cheaper than the Chanel classes You can actually get these right now. You can try them for 30 days

I'll tell you what's free me and Christine have to go to an Apple store in the next few days and I'm itching to get something weird Those vision the Apple visions good dude. You can't get them. Why don't get this version? Okay, wait, just wait till they get a little smaller Nobody cuz they came out and- I don't think Malibu's most wanted though, dude, the goggles. Nobody's talking about them.

Black Lou, you have some thoughts? You cannot watch porn on them. What do you mean? Apple doesn't let you. They don't let you watch porn on it, so I don't know if it's worth it. Yeah, you can't watch porn. That's fair. Apple, Apple record.

That does change everything. I wasn't really thinking about it for porn, I was wondering what it would be like, you know, what I don't know Is it like playing like Candy Crush kind of neat? You're gonna play Candy Crush on $4,000 fucking eyewear. That's not all I'm gonna do. I'm gonna also there's a game where I untie knots. That's very satisfying Don't get this version dude, wait, wait till they get a little smaller. They're coming out with a light version.

What else will be at the Apple store? They came out with a brand new iPad, it's the thinnest iPad they came out with and it's actually also as powerful as a MacBook right now. So you can just get the iPad and use that as your computer. I don't like it. Why? I don't like that I have a keyboard. You can draw. I computer. I don't like it. Why? I don't like to have a keyboard. You can draw.

I know, I do like drawing though. I can get back into my art scholastics. If you're gonna just draw on it, get the, I have the Supernote. I don't know, okay. You don't know what that is? No. A Supernote is a notebook,

but it doesn't have any of the other horse shit on it It has a drawing app you can draw on it Like really draw like almost like you're using a piece of charcoal or a pencil. You can take notes on it It takes your handwritten notes and converts them into text you get emails on it It's it's like a notebook But never ending like in the mid Like if you're writing a joke, and then you come up with another line, and you wanna take that part, and make it, add a page, you can add a page.

Bobby, can I watch porn on it? But then I don't want it. Jay doesn't write stuff down. What? I know, as soon as I said write. Every time he does write something, I like save it like it's precious, and file it away.

You frame it, you frame it. I like save it like it's precious I draw pictures sometimes you could draw that's perfect for you can draw on it It has a drawing app on it that you can actually draw something fun at the Apple Store There's nothing fun. I'm gonna get a black keyboard for my computer. No, it's all white. I know It's the ugliest keyboard. You never clean it. It's always dirty. I did get the new MacBook Pro, the juiced out version. It's fucking phenomenal.

It's so good. It's so powerful. I know, I just, I really use computer for almost exclusively watching porn, Netflix, Hulu. It's awesome. And Peacock, that's all I use it for. So I really don't need it to be like great for editing and shit. I don't care.

And you have to buy a new computer because your computer broke, but then I got that computer fixed so we have like a surplus of laptops right now. I know, but we have like three laptops and a desktop at our house. Well there's a laptop that's just busted that I use only for world-star hip-hop and porn. That's the fourth one. No, no, I know. And then I got an Air that's great for the road. I got a Pro.

Christine's got her Pro. I have the iPad, and I love the iPad. We're boring everybody except Asians listening. We were supposed to watch, god damn it, we're off track. We were supposed to watch Corey Feldman and goddamn Fucking Fred Durst, it's a long interview. It's like 17 minutes by can go like where they start talking together Yes, no only that Yeah, that a lot of it is them trying to be funny. It's a the whole thing is a sketch, right? Oh

Here he is. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. He looks like Dracula. Fred, I got it, I'll find a video of it though. The concert, like the Limp Bizkit concert, it looks like something out in 1999. I mean, nobody's filming and the whole crowd's moving up and down, it was wild. I'm like, it actually looks like a really fun show.

Damn, Jacob. We were gonna crowd surf you Who's that? So black guy other losers I picked that up from Gene Do you prefer to his riff raff sing with pause it and we're also forgetting that riff raffs gonna be there Who's riff raff? He was a guy that was on MTV's G's to Gents, apparently, and then became like a rapper, but like a white rapper,

but sort of also a joke. Lou Blacklow? Absolutely. Does anyone think he's actually like all right, though? Not that I've seen. Because there's people like Yellow Wolf, who's not super popular, but he's all right. F***ing good.

What am I, what? Yellow wolf was on that tour with Josh to Josh did too. He's like, uh, he's a White rapper, but it's like his thing is kind of country ish Is this gonna be mostly a joke and then limp biscuits gonna be because limp biscuit is real kill it there They're real. I feel like everybody else. I feel like everybody else is not in on the fact that this is Everyone else is kind of a joke is a joke, but I don't know some of the other bands so here's the thing riff-raff I assume is kind of a joke and Corey Feldman is absolutely a joke and I don't know the I can't I don't want to say about the other people if maybe they're like

You know They might also want like the audience to get hyped a little bit too and not just be laughing Because this is this this fan base is coming for Limp Bizkit, correct? This is a Limp Bizkit fan base? Yes. Coming to see the other circus freaks do their shit? Yes. OK.

He didn't book a tour with other draws on it. Yeah, I'm telling you, Limp Bizkit's at a point where they could have gotten Korn to go out with them and make his bazillion dollars on a tour. You know what I mean? He's like, no, if they're going to do it themselves like let's make this fun. This is yellow wolf, right? This is what I mean. It's like he ain't bad But I mean, he's not huge

Fuck I hate it baby looks like Jim Florentine It's that audio, sorry. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if it was going to be much better in any other way. We saw him perform once live. It was pretty good. Pretty good? Good performer. He was giving his shit, yeah.

And he was out with that Jelly Roll tour with Josh for a bunch of the dates. But please, this is definitely, yes, for sure, for sure, Corey Feldman, riff-raff, I wish I knew more about. Now, is Corey going to have a bigger production? Is he going to have his own little fans? He's just gonna have the same thing? Oh no no no, man yeah I bet it's like still, like here's the thing, I learned this when I went on those music tours

that I was surprised to find out everything, when we saw all the Stones, what that's cost, thank God they're selling at stadiums, because what that's costing Getting that screen around that's a that screens 500 parts. I bet you know I mean it's like 500 screens Incredible at least the stage story. Do you know I mean there's like so much big production to it Everything of that costs like more money the screen anytime There's fire effects of any kind,

when they blow the shit over the audience and stuff, that all, there it is, that all costs money. Corey Feldman works very low production budget, and I'm sure Fred Durst would be like, I believe he wants it to be his shitty. His shitty show. I mean, he'll have a screen. He'll have a screen so he can show his you know

True Cory has done Cory once tripped over Chris Cornell has he done any of these shows yet? Cory I don't think this tour started yet because it's coming right here in July. I think it's gonna be exclusively summer tour Chilly I believe oh yeah, so the heat we don't know if it's gonna be a shitty production or they might add more production to it I don't think Fred there I think he would think it was ridiculous to put too much production to it and let Cory if I'm gonna go out there and Just I mean look so ridiculous. I'm gonna be so excited

It's so funny that now we know enough of the songs that like when he starts a song You're looking big shit this one Feldman is like he's a phenomenal performer. He's 110% he's just not talented Yeah, so it's like untalented guy just giving his all my only great my only bum I know comics that do that my only My only bum out is that he's not going right before Limp Bizkit because I would really have loved to... I feel like Corey Feldman's show deserves the dark, like the nighttime. Yeah, you want it to be Corey Feldman and then Limp Bizkit.

I'm bummed out that he's going to be on while it's definitely still light out. Are you sure? In July. Limp Bizkit can't be on while it's definitely still light out. Are you sure in July? Limp is it can't go on any later than like nine thirty That'd be the latest absolutely can go on there's gonna be where is its PNC? There's gonna be 11 11 p.m. Curfew. I mean daytime fell dog is pretty fun. That's I think it's better I think I think having birds chirping in the background. No, I wanted to have every opportunity for it to, like, everything's awesome.

I feel, I hate that if the elements are working against him to be like, because I mean, when he came out of that Riot Fest, where he still says, though, stole the show at Riot Fest, which is a huge music festival in Chicago, he said he stole the show. I mean, when he comes out and just starts, he starts dancing and stops and yells at the band, the guy to start the track over and then has to get

back in the position one first like for his like goofy yeah I am hoping that they don't they don't have it down by the time we do it I hope they they don't have it down yet something will fuck up Something will fuck up Do you think he's gonna make it through the whole tour That's a great question, I don't know I don't know I've met a few people that have met him and very few say he's like awesome like they tend to be like The guy that are being a jerk off the show. He almost didn't do The x5 the show he he didn't do

Or he almost didn't do because he saw that I was a guest on it before They said when he came he was like shitty You mean to his band and like wouldn't come in until he did it was like all these demands and shit They say was pretty sure they were good. They ended up not doing it. They had a gosh It was their venue. He was playing that night and they had a plan. They were gonna like buy out the tickets Miss making perform for them sitting in chairs. I think they said they did not do it They were like fuck him. Look at this crowd. This is the video I saw. Is this the show? This is twenty twenty four. Wow.

Yeah, it's nice to see that. Yeah, but like Brazil. The problem is, yeah, it's chilly. Yeah, chilly. It's never going to feel like that in America anymore. They don't want to go see a rock show in another country. Oh, you want to go to South America? Yeah, I really want to like that, because it looks unreal.

I bet Pearl Jam in South America is nothing you've ever seen. It's the craziest shit, Brazil, especially. They're singing to the guitar parts. They got their own fucking world going on. It's crazy. They live in a favela. Correct. No, you're right.

People travel with a backpack for a day straight to go to these concerts. Sure, they've got to come out of the jungle. They've got to stop hooking. Anytime me and Ralph talk to a rock guy or a metal guy today and you're almost like, you know, you're talking to a member of the 90s and the early 2000s and they're like,

oh dude, it's alive and well and like, definitely like, Sweden's and places like that, but they said South America is just like, rock music is still a lot, they just love it all. Yeah, and they're all together. They all do everything in unison, they chant they jump up and down everybody at the same time The ACDC that great video of ACDC that concert was I think was in Brazil too Or something rockin Rio is a lot of people use videos from that some people make albums there

Why is it why is it that we're just so fucking spoiled? Yes, because even at the stones Like people weren't here. We were able to point out, wow, we talked about this already. Yeah, we talked about it. I mean, this concert right here, I would love to go to a concert like that where everybody's jumping in unison. It'd be fun to plan a trip around a show in South America and just go.

But it's when- I'd love to go to Brazil again. I'm telling what's killed actually what's killed it. He's right. What's killed it is the era of cell phones, which that's like an old curmudgeon, but legitimately what were we watching the other day where I was like, what a bummer. Look at this. There was got their phones out.

Oh, it was a Lady Gaga thing on HBO. The special her film. Special you think they would say like put your phones with the whole con audience is just what their phones like they're looking through their phones, the whole audience is just with their phones, they're looking through their phones. And she's like, come on everybody sing it. And everyone's like, eh. They don't really give a shit

because they're just making sure they get the shot. I only pulled my phone out for content for the show. I felt, well we talked about it, I feel bad when the videos you sent because I'm like, that guy's just living his best life. I don't want to embarrass him. We talked about that. The guy behind us.

He was having a good time. It's my favorite now, yeah. We already talked about it. He was living life. The old guy next to me, though, his little rump, he was shaking his little ass in front of Don. His little tuss? Dude, his little tuss was going back and forth.

We talked about this, right? We already talked about it. Anyway. All right. Yeah, Christine, you showing that video, you were showing was Limp Bizkit 2024 in Brazil. It's not gonna be like that, but it will be, dude, Limp Bizkit, I tell ya, I saw him for the first time

live ever on that cruise ship I did with them, where everyone was bummed they were doing it. I wasn't bummed, but I just never saw him live and never like, I bought like an album I think, one or two maybe, but like, I wasn't like die hard, limp, as good at all. And then we saw him perform the thing, like this age essentially, I mean like you know,

whatever, five, no more than that I guess, like eight years ago maybe. And it was just like, both shows, as soon as they came out you're like, damn dude, these guys like, that music thumps man, it really gets you going live. Yeah, they killed it. I can't wait to see them.

I'm going to see Feldman just to see the Spectacle, but I really wanna go, I would go see Limp Bizkit by themselves. No, I would go to this concert if Corey Feldman wasn't doing it. I'm just saying, imagine now we get to go see, fuckin', they won me over in concert. I was like, oh, if they come around again, if I have a chance to, I'll go see fucking uh, I don't know. They won me over in concert I was like, oh if they come around again if I have a chance to I'll go see limp is good the whole world at

The same time like loved and hated limp biscuit like it they were so wildly popular But everybody was kind of irritated by them, but you know all the hell wasn't it because of that I mean I got irritated with him when that guitar the guitarist left and then they were trying to irritated with him when that guitar the guitarist left and then they were trying to do some type of Reality show I was like just get a fucking guy and go back to work Well, no, the thing is he became super pop MTV was pop and like they were all over MTV and so but so he what he was Was living an extremely cocky life. They came out of nowhere were enormous And then that's just leads to a quick like especially when a genre shift happens when you're like

Whatever this is doesn't really exist anymore Yeah, or there's not even doesn't exist anymore It's like it's now been like morphed into like whatever the next iteration of that is good words genre shift Iteration good genre shift. I saw them in 1999 I think I'm Madison Square Garden and Method Man came out from the crowd to sing that song together. Oh yeah. And together now.

The reason why this concert's gonna be interesting is because you don't know what's gonna happen. I like that. When we went to the... Method Man might come out there to do it together now. The concerts we go to, you kinda know what to expect. But this is gonna be wild, because we don't know who's gonna come out, what's gonna happen.

And you don't know, what if Corey fucking bombs? Oh, he might bomb. By the way, that will not be due, and I will stress this 500 times before we go to this. That will not be because of Bonfire fans. It's not like Dave Smith at the Libertarian Convention where they didn't listen to him either. Don't, do not, not fuck with do not boo him

Cheer with everything you have lose your shit go nuts sing the songs with them Learn them before you go and sing them back to them. We should do a bonfire little parking lot thing oh Yeah, I listen I keep saying that's what I want Jacob is not gonna be here But I wanted to see if we could like record from there if not since we're taking the day Anyway and going we should definitely Record you know I mean like a thing we should record a show a live show from From on the way there in the parking lot before we go in you know

get some content yeah Bobby content that'd be very fun but yeah we it's gonna be great what are you doing no go to the thing of him and Corey we I can't we haven't yet talked about Corey Feldman it's right here I know he really is dressed like he's in Star Trek yeah I did I said it's riff-raff from G's to gents who became a rep he's on the tour also Mike can you give me keep diverting but can you play a little riff-raff for me, please Christine? I want to see if it's funnier. I always thought he was like Like I thought people thought he was cool, I think it's great that when you're a rock and roll that you can dress like an idiot And it's totally acceptable. I just like it. that when you're rock and roll that you can dress like an idiot

and it's totally acceptable. I dress like an idiot? Oh, you're right, but nobody accepts it. Yeah, I mean, I wore a Puma jacket last week and I got shit for it. I would love to wear a gold leather jacket. Yeah, I'm not into this shit. Now go to somewhere you see him like rapping

or that was wacky. I'm gonna get a fucking snack go to somewhere you see him like rapping or so this that was that was wacky I'm gonna get a fucking snap type in riff raff rap Guys thanks that's guy sucks Okay, so I guess he's a joke also yeah, he's a fucking joke okay, so that's two fun ones Do we have anything in him live to riff raff live? He's a fucking joke. Okay, so that's two fun ones. Do we have anything in him live to riff-raff live? Surprise Tom Hanks his son isn't fucking on this tour. That'd be great Wait, no, go but only on the juggalos go to him performing the juggalos. Yes Why are there fat security guards on stage? Juggalos dude. They need to be.

They trying to catch shit that they're throwing? Yeah. He's like, hey man, seriously, stop them from throwing stuff. Did you see him go to the guy? This guy's a smoke bomb. There's somebody with a smoke bomb. No, that was weed. That's a smoke bomb, dude. That's blue smoke He just walked off stage and now by the way you just hear that he just he just sings over the song that has his

Voice on it already. It's so weird. What rap is look at the guy. That's a guy's holding a smoke bomb, dude What the fuck they gotta keep looking out for people zipping shit at them is actually pretty goddamn funny Riff-Raff just walked off the stage. They're throwing stuff. I Don't like that Gathering the jugs dude. I don't like I don't like that dangerous shit You want to go to that? Yes. I have all the way we go dude I got a jug of this week before money. I want to go and I way we go. Dude, I was. Gathering the Juggalos, we could. I want Jay to perform on it.

I wanna go and I wanna people watch. I'm gonna have to perform. Gathering Juggalos at this point, those guys love, I mean that guy, violent Jay like loves us so we could, we could be riding around golf carts in the back. No, you wanna people watch you gathering the Juggalos. I don't want people watch,

but I don't wanna be in the middle of that having shit thrown at my head. There's not a fucking chance. No, you wanna be on the side watching it happen. You wanna be on the side watching. I don't wanna be in that. By the way, you can go. I wanna be on the rafters of this stage. By the way, nighttime. on the side watching it. I don't want to be in that. I want to be on the rafters of this stage.

By the way, nighttime. I have too much anxiety. I don't want to fucking get into a fight with a fat guy with a face paint. I'll tell you something, last time I did the comedy part, one of the worst shows I ever did. Wasn't the best. No. No, no, no, it wasn't the best. The first time I gathered in Juggle was one of the worst shows I've ever done.

I'm getting nervous of St. Louis Funny Bone, never mind doing a show at this the jugs. Yeah But yes, okay, so riff raffs a joke now We got riff raff in a circle with Fred Durst talking to Corey standing in the back That looks fucking terrible Damn he did not want to work out like that. That guy just caught a full beer can. One hand. One hand. So all these people are on stage, are they there to catch shit?

The security guy with bulletproof vest is just getting shit pegged at him. You look fun to me, man. No, no. Don't. Bobby, I would not suggest going up there and rapping at the gathering of the Juggalos. If we ever go, Bobby, don't rap.