The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Uber Annoyed

Episode Date: April 21, 2021

Jay and Dan discuss the latest news on Mrs. Poindexter and Dan tells us about his stressful ride from Queens to Manhattan.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

The Bonfire coming to the radio series XM 95 uh, Boogie in Virginia says that the Hulk's song we don't take the call but uh, it's good info The Hulk's son is a beloved gay character in the Marvel Universe uh, says Boogie, is that true? Dan? I don't know, I don't know I was hoping Jake I really don't like stare on your face I was like so I don't know I don't know son of Hulk I think was from planet Hulk you're some scholar yeah son scar I didn't

know is gay you were hoping though, right? Yeah, dude. I jerked it off to it. That's why I only have gay sex with green pain on because I pretend I'm whole, can I'm smashing that ass? 2019 Avengers Endgame is a feature you're opening discussor homosexuality work we go from there. You know, I'd be honest with you. I'm not as grossed out that it's two dudes other than it's one of them's green I'm against Hulk versus human sex But I'm fine that they're both guys dude if they're both. Oh, I don't care that they're both dudes you're right though One filled with gamma rays and the power fucking just a regular dude. Yeah, just gonna tear them apart. You're a species

Yeah, totally that's why I don't like the fuck I don't like that's why I say hey Superman come fuck our ugly white chicks all you want Bro, yeah, and I'm saying to Superman try farm animals because you might not have them back where you're from Here you're Kryptonian dick Oh Man friend hello friend you have sturdy legs for my strength that your son gives me Margo Kitter had the ball bag to play hard to get it's mind-numbing. I'm sorry. I went backwards Well, I'm back with you. Do you remember that she had sex with Richard prior? Oh Yeah Do you remember that she had sex with Richard prior? Oh, yeah.

Margot Ketter on set of Superman 3 or what? Yes, Superman 3. Really? They fucked really? Juicy cross. Juicy constant. They also have sex in what's the arm movie? Now I'm forgetting the name of the movie.

Re-tards? He does like nudity. Well, he said the arm move. What's the arm movie? Retards. You can just say it. It's not you name the movie. Go to your. She goes down on him in a bathtub in the in the yeah while they're in the bathtub. lane Yes, you think Superman was like that's what I fucking turn the earth around for So you can blow some mulling on fucking comedian You understand the fucking shit that I went through? So I can fuck a comeback here and you bang a guy that's on free base? What the fuck is wrong with you? You're fucking some black guy! I can go back through my ice castle!

You know how long I grew up? Hey hold on, I grew up in the part of this city with a lot of blacks and we got along just great. I love their music, they love their food, we was great but something I don't deal with is fucking drug addicts. Sex with a damn drug addict. Lois. We're fucking done. You don't know more flights. No more holding my hand up in the fucking clouds. You're done. You can't meet my you can't meet my dad. You're real. You want to meet hologram dad and say you been hanging out with these fucking degenerates He's not gonna respect you and he's dressed like a buffoon this guy dressed like a Vulcan idiot and you're over here banging clowns

I got to tell I got to tell my fucking dead dad the girl of my dreams loves clowns Some kind of hero that's the name of the movie. Some kind of hero. Oh, so it was Chow. Lois. Lois bangs. Oh, it's out of the DCU. Is she naked? So it doesn't count. I think she does nudity in them. You know, it's funny. I think I remember seeing his old celebrity skins mark here naked. I'm telling it's not exciting man It's a really the she just as a bird body it was a bird body. Yeah, I mean rest of the I said a bird body. She's cute though, dude. She's cute If you just flew here from a you know, listen, she was cute or younger and by the time superman was fucking her he got the fucking old spoiled me

Superman a lowest lane dude you go back to what's the uh See you go to the the sex scene Christine now that you Would have been the lowest the lowest storyline would be so much better if she was like, you know, Colombian or like Dominican. And she's like, Superman, you gotta leave me alone. He's like, I can't this, that fat ass. I can't do it. I can't give up that Juicy ass. First of all, don't put some type of porn. Play that, play that some a higher clip. Oh, all right. It's not, I guess we're not having fun today. Well, she's the only thing I think, and she got naked, she got naked desk broader. That's all my high a clip. Oh, all right. It's not I guess we're not having fun today

Lincoln did you got naked desk brought. That's all you need to grease your pipe to I know Fucking Tete When's this move when some kind of beautiful? Some kind of hero. I don't know what I know we've moved on to seeing Samohaik naked Jake. No, sorry. Hello, my name's trying to find some vanilla smack material for later me. I'm looking to this guy. Fuck this tube in his kitchen. Yeah. I don't know why.

I'm looking at this ball, the baldest, smallest ball dick I've ever seen. Just going to work on a fucking fruit ninja. Yeah, Jay's going, Jay's going manverse machine. And I'm just trying to see, you know, now you want to Christine. She's going for the old tried in a fury right there where the top is going to be working the old Clit Hood, the other is James a couple up your, up your cooter and one in your shooter. Do you think when you pull it out, you fly around the room like a balloon? I do. I think if honest to God, if she, if you plug yourself like that and then she drinks a lot of water, or maybe if she drinks if you plug yourself like that,

and then she drinks a lot of water, or maybe if she drinks a bunch of, uh, like soda and drinks and eat a Mento right afterwards. Oh yeah. Like when they throw the Mentos in and they blow the fuck up. Yeah. Maybe you explode. Has anybody ever tried doing it in their mouth? Like in their stomach, I mean, like drinking. Oh, like eating a Mentos and then swallowing a Mento right behind it. Has that been tried ever? No. Do we know this for a fact that you're just guessing now? You're just guessing.

I'm guessing. I'm just hearing you looking into it. I'll do it right now. You'll do it. Get your thing. Go. I'll fucking drink. We can't hear you. We start with you. Pot it get your thank you all all fucking drink we can't hear you we start with you pot it down now go ahead I really think you think I'm just a fucking around on my phone

and I promise you I'm doing social media for the show I just as you can look up the thing also on the line we have Ryan from Maine has a Mrs. Point Dexter update Ryan you're you're on the bonfire. What's the update? What's up, dude? The crackle crackle. What's up, buddy? What's your Mrs. Point Dexter update? Hey, do you guys still read the Bostal sports at all?

Oh, Bostal sports. Damn, you got a thick ass main accent, don't you? Yes, sir. Yeah, I'm a fucking man. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah'm not. Yeah, I'm not. I'm that. What do you want? You know, what you're putting the ground doesn't always come back. You can't get there from here, Bob. Yeah, dude, I want to go better. I want to go bury a cat with you. Yeah, bury your own though, dad. You're buried your own because the ground is sour. Oh, I'll watch it all out. How it goes back. So we do, I mean, sometimes I'll see

updates for him, but I don't go there regularly, but we go to Mrs. Point Dexter's. Only for regularly. But once we want to, they're one of their writers, Jerry Thornton. He did an interview with Ron Sue. It's like a 30 minute interview where she stills all the beans and what not and uh... i believe it was jay i think you were right one of the neighbors got hold of what she was doing and and that's what i like a caron they are neighborhood caron lady

got hold of it and i that's how it all got blown up i'm wondering if he if she fucked a couple of the dudes in the neighborhood and you know what i mean wondering if he if she fucked a couple of the dudes in the neighborhood and You know what I mean? Oh I've got around now. I think it's just the guys like a gaggle of women watching a gaggle of their husbands kind of like While they're taking it super upset and these guys are kind of like yeah, you know Must take a peek though, right? You know, like, they already, from just that, just the guys intrigue to be like,

well, she lives across the street, I want to see what the pictures look like. Yeah. The wives already are furious at their, I don't know why they thought they would act any other way. Better just to chime in and go there and judge your bodies together. Like, we have all done here.

Yeah. We've judged her body if you listen to the Thursday show this week, Terminator timeline, we talk about Miss Point nexus got what I can only describe as a tube of pussy. I mean, that thing is beefed. I don't know what happened to it or what she's doing to it, but that thing is saused up. It's all the juice. It's really good though.

You guys can check it out. It's not like last week of the month. Okay, definitely. We'll look into it because I would like to know a different, you know, I want to hear her, because she basically tried on that first news story to save face, right? That we saw when she was like, she was like, yeah, you know,

I kind of want my kid out. And you're like, well, on barst what is she answer to you think to the buddy? It's I think it's not made anywhere near big enough deal about I don't mean in the world I don't give a shit about that I'm saying just like to us and even the over when I tell other people or talk to fans on the road The grandmother just diving in dude me Children brings that the children the children have no shot because you can get over

It's like my mom did some shit my mom's kind of young and like you know She's hot you know that when you get older you can rap your brain around that you fucking gross grandma coming in and just laying those fucking Those fucking deflated bags on her Over the couch bed. It's not to be ashamed everybody Yeah, Christine. I just sent you the interview that he's talking about and I want to know I think if like they can get her Why can't we get her on here to find out what's up with the grandma because I think that's a question It's like why the fuck is Dan I think something's going on with the bar stool site right now because both links you've sent me from bar stool sports

Are doing the same thing right now It might be a dance sending it to you thing for so I don't know why but maybe Do you want to make it to you? Yeah, try maybe try that and I'm working fresh It's working it's working perfectly fine on my browser completely fine In fact, you can go forward into the video, both links I say, you work pretty good. Sing it for each other. Dude, you have a singer?

The sky that's on, one of the cast members of billions, Drew, who plays Tuck Law in the show, is obsessed with that thing, and he just walked up to me right before it taken what to him is saying for his jogging fell. I was like, yeah, I gotta tell Jay about that because that was perfectly timed. That's great for a single free jogging fell. Do you want me to say for his jogging? For his jogging toe? By the way, Priking counters. It's the same crew as scare tactics.

That's a clip from scare tactics. Yeah. But it's the same crew as scare tactics, but it's just, I don't know, man. It's just some reason the idea that show, if you watched it all Luke, that you see a smile, and it's a, to have a scene, they're trying to paint a picture that a 13-year-old

is organizing and conducting this whole thing. It's like just show the prank dude. Faking that the kid from Stranger Things is going, okay, now send in the bog monster. Okay, now bring the lighting up. It's just fucking so lame. Oh, sweet. So also at this time, I think we can really scare him if we bring down the lights. So, okay, now I have the vampire. and then when he comes in his stupid is it might be a compilation Christine on youtube of gate and whatever's reveals and it's pranks it's so shitty goes hey they buy here need a terminator and he waits for you to recognize them and when they don't it's even funny because he goes you're on

a prank show and shut the fuck up, you're on my prank show. And he still can't believe they don't know he's from Stranger Things, but he can't say it to them. It's great. What did he say? He can't say he's on from Stranger Things. He looks like a real jag, if he says, if me, the kid from Stranger Things.

Honestly, I honestly wouldn't, I wouldn't mind if he did that. I think that's so funny. No, he gives him such a goofball like Stranger Things face and hopes I go, is the kid from Stranger Things? Oh, I am't mind if you did that. I think that's so funny. No, he gives him such a goofball like stranger things face And hopes I go is the kid from stranger things. Oh, I am on a prank show But some of these are like whoa you think the kid the guy you're my prank. Yo Oh, no, why is a child have a prank show? What would happen if just four kids ran their bikes, you know And then went and fought a gorgamonster So right? Huh? You guys got

you guys got pranked. Oh my God. You're the kid from the Verizon commercial. He goes, yeah, that is part of it. She talked to bar stool and she went, okay, okay, okay, talk to the bar stool. And she takes a flame throw to the parents who started this war. Oh, yeah Guess what Mrs. Pointexter were on the your side of the war. Yeah, she got a big mouth a fat pussy. Let's do whoa Dude what a cool thing to say about yourself. I feel like a big mouth Fat pussy. I'll say what I got big mouth of a fat pussy, and I can go in nowhere What happened to stay in right Catholic school. Yeah and I ain't going nowhere. What happened? I was staying right in Catholic school. Yeah.

I didn't know she was from Sacramento. Oh, my kids learned about the North of the Bay. Well, why can't my kids learn about the Lord while me and their grandma smashed gash for anyone who's willing to pay $6 a month? Oh, you telling me a 1499 ain't worth a generation to generation. Take it up. What are you going to feed a family of five in Ethiopia or look at this or look at my gram or look at my mom's sweet fat tits. I love it.

You love it. You love it. Why can't we get her on? It's the mom. Don't say the parents. It's the moms. Yeah, it is. No dude. No dude. By the way, the dads, by the way, love

her even more now because they thought they got upset when the wives probably made a big deal about it, right? You know, I mean, like the guys got upset because the wives made a big deal. They go, oh man, now she's going to stop. But not only she not stopped, she's gotten progressively filthier since this has all come out. So do you know what I mean? Like the husband's actually even double down like her now because they're like, oh hell yes, man Like I thought she was gonna stop and now she's splitting her fucking butt hole and everything like she's going Also if you change the background, this just look like a CNN interview. This doesn't look like a barstoward review

I don't realize this is point dexter on who's the person who tries to get his Mrs. Point Dexter? Jacob pointed finger. There's somebody. There's somebody that can help us get in touch with her. I could probably just reach out to her on social media. She's not exactly a star. Whoa. Well, that's no one here. Wow. She's just up done. Pig. So I'll call reach out. Now you know, I think she has every right to do what she's doing. And I don't know why a woman who wants to do this shit would want to have her kids in Catholic school. Seems hypocritical. It makes no sense to me.

I don't get it. Let's see it. Or can't love a kid whose mom's splitting her purse on the end. Last time I checked, Jesus. Last time I ordered one to Catholic school. Even before the porn came out, can you imagine the venom, the wives and the neighborhood had when they saw their husbands checking her out? Well, she was in the driveway or something. Oh my god. She hated her right way before the they found out about this dude

And also the joy it brought them because you know that her on her afternoon runs They'd be like oh there she is fucking miss his point dexter that bitch and then they're like I found out She puts up new photos on the internet. It's like it wouldn't surprise me. If I can slide and then she's like, to Eric Jets, that's the Debbie's husband. And it's like, I bet.

You told me Oli fans was an app for work. You piece of shit. You've been looking at her pictures. You said that was for concert tickets. You didn't say that was for our neighbors, plus shots. All right. Now usually I'd say I'm the wild card on this show

You absolutely heard Dan had to get a little spicy you say in a lift Dude because lift by the way you've been really I Don't know they fight I don't want I don't want to call it the soda curse man, but when you lay a heavy a Heavy a backing on something. It goes. Let me tell you why. It's not a curse. It's a moment of lack of foresight

because I'm excited about something. So I've been an Uber guy. The entire time ride chairs have been around. And then staying with Katie and New Jersey, it's hard sometimes to get an Uber that wants to go into the city if they don't have the right license plates, you know, like the registered cars in New York. Because then the registered car in New York, they can pick me up here and take me to New York and then they can grab someone in New York and come back to Jersey. So there's a problem with that. So there's been multiple times where I've tried to get an Uber and every Uber I get doesn't have the right license plate. So I'll message them and be like, hey I'm

going to New York, I'm going to Manhattan and they'll fucking cancel the ride. So I was like, fuck it, I'll do lift and lift. I think has a thing in their app where they won't let someone pick up my ride unless they have that specific license plate. So it was just like way easier to do lift going from Jersey to New York. I was like, okay, you know. And so then I started being like, they're probably great for everything in the world.

Yeah, they're the greatest. Then they're probably just the greatest rideshare program of all time. And then waiting outside of your house after the bonfire last week, it was like, oh no, no, no, they just suck just as much as Uber. Because it's all the same people. It's all the same drivers.

It is, same drivers, but don't say just the same people all around, I'm gonna say, no, that thing. So I'll tell you what, lift has not come up with right now. They haven't come up with a very, very simple to use food delivery system. True. That have things come to you on the same, on the same bill as Uber. Do you know what I mean?

You don't have to worry about all the fucking. Yeah, that's pretty great. Like, it's not a whole other thing you have to do. Like, Uber is, is Uber eats also basically. It's, it's fantastic. But I don't really know the rules of lift, but I do enjoy it. So I am the cars have mustaches Dan. I know and that fun So Is that Zee?

Not just the silliest Silly Billy is just fun. Is it just the funniest? So I was taking a ride back last week when I was filming Billions. I took a ride to get a ride home. And I take a ride home. Were you still slowly coming out of character? Were you still? Oh, I would say I was 30% McFee.

I was 30% McFee at the moment. And it was through the city. I was going from the city to Queens. And we took the Queens Midtown tunnel because it was right there. And I was like, great. We're right here. It works.

Bada Bada Beng. And I see traffic. And I go, hey man, you could always take 59th Street Bridge. It's free. And it's easy. And he's like, I don't want to take that. And I was like, all right, well, this guy has his reasons, but I thought he was doing that thing of like, no, no, no, no, not tonight, not on a Sunday night, because there's traffic. And I was like, well, there's traffic everywhere.

But also, 15th Street Bridge, then I will say is, I don't enjoy it at all because- Upper level, dude. Gotta go upper level. But it doesn't- it's not connected immediately to any other highways. Oh, no not at all It only it only makes sense for me because I live in Astoria and it just when it shoots out the upper level You're right on 21st Street, which leads you right to Astoria. So it's like you come off and boom sure So it's great. It's great. If you you know if you live in Queens and specifically if you live in a story, but I was, we're midtown tunnel, because he took the tunnel. And this was crazy. This is the only time I've ever felt like Lewis J. Gomez, but I think I might be in the right, but at one point I just started arguing just to

argue, but the guy, we're in the middle of the tunnel coming through Queens, coming through the Midtown tunnel. And I'm like, hey man, when you come out of the tunnel, if you wouldn't mind, can you just make a right and go on 21st Street? Because I'm trying to get to that same 21st Street to go all the way down to get to a story. Sure. And I'm like, would you never had a problem with it?

Never once been coming through the Midtown tunnel and been like, hey, by the way, it's like the first, this is the first exit to your right. It's 21st Street and just taking all the way there. They're always like, oh, yeah, right here. And that's what I was expecting was for them to be like, oh, yeah. And I'm like, hey, man, so just come out of here and you take 21st Street on the right. And he goes, no. And I was like, what's up? And he goes, yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, yeah, um, yeah, y'all.

Is it an American guy? No. What is it? Middle Eastern of sorts. Okay. Aggressive Middle Eastern young. Yes. Older, old man, very stubborn old man.

And he was hitting me with like the, no, no. And I was like hey What's up here looking it was made constructed with very old shoddy barbering tools He did yeah clean face stern eyebrows very stern eyebrows. Yeah I'm ready for war dude dude. He is ready to go war with you. That's his fucking war helmet Those bros is my thing no dude. Here's the thing. Here's the crazy shit And I would love to know if I was right or wrong. He was like no lift policy. I must follow the GPS And I was like that's that's there's no way that's true

Shes no way that's true bullshit dude. It's great bullshit. So I go dude. There's no way that's true And he's like it is I I will not go local and I was like well Yeah, no go local hold on Christine. I can't read that what does it say? Now you put something up to the screen and I don't know what you're left's policy So I him and I get into it. I'm like dude., why aren't you fucking, I'm telling you right now, it's faster if you go down 21st Street and he's like, no, it's not, it's faster if I take BQE. He was telling me to take the fucking BQE all the way around to Grand Central when you come through the Midtown tunnel. So it's basically the difference and it could be faster, but if it's

almost either way is the same time. I would say it's the same amount of time either way. It might be like a minute faster on a good day on the BQE. But I was like, dude, just take 21st Street and he's like, I will not, I was like, man, fuck you, just go down 21st Street. He's like, fuck you! I know you've got to this thing. And I was like, dude, I'm not gonna tip you.

He's like, I don't give a fuck about your tip. And I was like, well, just fucking go down 21st Street and this all gets solved. And then we hit this weird silence Because I'm like you the fuck out of my country dude now suicide bomber. I was just I just kept thinking like I Don't want to I had two bags with me and I was like I don't want to get out And fuck a good other guys are like we're arguing and Jay when I tell you you said you went Lewis on him I thought it would have gone oh man. Yeah, I mean no, I said this is the closest I've ever gone to being Lewis

Which is pushing back in my mind pushing back a little bit. Whoo. I went nuts I'm yelling and the guy's yelling at me and then it just goes loose has hands on the guy by now Oh my god I watch Lewis I was Lewis try to climb into a cab and rollerblades and watch a guy get out try to fight them like crazy shit so And in no way what I ever be as real as a dude is Lewis in that manner, but I So him and I are yelling and then it just goes silent

And I keep being like that's the voice of my head where I could never go Lewis Because I'm ahead of like are you the dickhead? Are you out of line? I'm like no man. I told I asked him to go a specific way if I were you I would have looked up if that was the policy I would have called them on that shit right there in there or I would have said okay I didn't know that you know What and we could have made and you could have made it completely cool right-year drivers only have to follow the gps strictly when they are carrying more than one past year going to different destinations and for drivers

uh... for uber drivers on uber pool or uber pool express trips cannot deviate from the gps that's fine that's it that's it so no it's lying to you no no you lied right he doesn't know that his rules which could also be true no that was i was just that it's lying to you. No, no, no, he doesn't know that his rules which could also be true. No, I was just that fucking Middle Eastern son of a bitch lied to your god damn face God was what he's doing now. I probably stole your identity you fuck. Let me tell you let me tell you what usually a Little flare up from Danny soads like this would have me feeling bad because I be like dude He fucking drives for 12 hours a day.

I had enough money to get a ride back to Queens. I just still tip the guy. Didn't do the cool. He looked pretty good about it. And I gave him one star. And I said that he wouldn't he wouldn't listen to my directions. But you said I think and I think I saw dynamite under a shirt. And then I said I also said he said something about Playing you went Karen on him. Yeah, I went Karen and it felt good ladies. I get it. I get why you do it It's a very powerful feeling Now I guess yeah the one star. I hate it pretty Karen. I hated it. I hate I just I yell in Adam it sucked But you know we'll see I called I called the different people of the ns a

uh... you know yeah ice that's not ice is going to handle it no no worries do let me show you christine you know how you white man it you call of you call a military branch i think i would like to know what white men do with their problems we have meetings we have meetings in rooms with cigars and we talk about

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So you you didn't tip me game a one star? Were you the ass there? No, because he lied to you. He was lying to you anyway. Yeah, right. All I simply asked was for the route that I like to go in my sweet autistic mind. You gave him a one star which moves him down the rankings of Uber and looked at you have to go home to his, I'm guessing four or five kids that are afraid to use local medicine because they're worried about getting deported.

So he just comes home every, Jacobake that's not cool at all and the kids are all hungry and they have to like share a burger they could have cheeseburger like a pizza no one gets a slice of a burger oh no that's fine but you here's a good news dude you let uber know though that that guys a piece of shit and doesn't deserve to be here you did your part to this in american you did your part Dude you let uber know though that guy's a piece of shit and doesn't deserve to be here You did your part, dude isn't American you did your part dance. Oh, there's a patriot everybody Boxes he or dude. Oh, I want to thank them and if you're off the fucking highway fuck face if you don't think I didn't hit him with some

Raised by a lady passive aggressiveness at the end of it, where I go, you know if you were so stubborn you'd probably make a lot more money doing this, right? I make a lot of money. You didn't, dude. Did you give him a huffy walkoff? Yeah, sword of god, dude. Sword of god. Oh my god.

Sword of god. Oh my god. Sword of god. I just tore him up. You know, you catch more flies with honey butter. That's right, honey butter on chicken. When these new honey butter with chicken. Oh, me 1,99.

Hey, mister, just wanna let you know that I did not have an enjoyable experience. Just so you know, the next person I hang out was probably gonna pay for the mood I'm in. Because of you. Because of you because of you Dude I was hit with that fucking single mom fucking you energy. I've learned well I trained in a fucking dojo my entire life for that You're like my thing with the cop dude. You're like with the cop

And you're like I'm gonna give you a one star review. I don't care you go What you want literally in your country don't strike to my country 10 days ago and killed my cousin, one stormy. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

How dare you. Then he takes a knife he had going in the car lighter and he just scarves his own face with it. He just branches his own face. I have brought in you this honor and you're like no I'm sorry oh no I didn't want that oh no oh no oh no now you pay

yeah well guess what guys oh fucking dude how fucking you're right I stood up for myself for the first time in the thirty seven years of the service well did it i'll tell you what you're the paying customer

accomplished nothing it now here's the accomplished nothing i made for a funny story for sure but in the but in the story of the end of the day the guy made you a get ass he said you said he lied to your face my way is much better dude box is here

i've seen it too many times in cabs We're assaulting a driver relief is 25 years in prison. No, not where they see though Where you saying he won't go the way you say to go no no no Jay it's 25 years fine shop Christine fine 12 people you find me 12 jurors are gonna convict you on that dude for boxing the guys here because he won't get off the Highways what if they're gonna go what if there's succession fans and they don't like billions? I can't fuck that do well that Dan Dan Christine please Dan is all gonna come down to jury selection You're right, and that's when they're gonna get it and a hiring Jacob is my counsel Just generally speaking Dan said get off the highway take the local the guys that I'm not cuz I can't that's the whole story and the fact that Dan didn't

slide this guy one behind the back of the year put him down I'm dying and god damn is is a real testament to the person he is a good person fucking pussy whoa okay that looks sure that's what Jacob says whoa that's what Jacob thinks. You've been listening to... ...Syria 6M's Bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows. Always on Surya 6M! We're the SXM!