The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - UFO or Bird?

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

Bobby witnesses an alien encounter and no one believes him.

Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okerson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just the podcast. Hey, guess what? For full episodes of the Bond Fire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big jail Crescent and Robert Kelly. I saw your UFO on the West Side. How are you today?

None of an alien ship. I saw your UFO on the hot as out. Jay. Don't look at me like that. Jay. I'm what? You're looking at me with that thing. That right.

You want your eyebrows down. All right. Listen, Jay, I saw you, I wasn't gonna say nothing, but I saw you a foe on the West Side Highway yesterday. And I took him, I have pictures. Yeah, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if this was how much is it cost?

321,000 dollars. That's it. It also says not for sale. Whatever. I'm going to send it to Christine. Should I send it to Christine? Your UFO? Yes, send it to wherever. And Bobby, look, of course this is true.

Is it a little weird that it hasn't been all you've talked about since you saw it? And it's the only thing that's controlled your life. Okay, I'm going to tell you. And then you have a nice little chuckle about urine max's Pillow cube thing it's cube pillow and and then also you're like oh shit And we have left because I saw an alien Oh fuck did we are we almost at times? I don't alien camp that's gonna be the next week I'm glad we was in, I wasn't going to say anything because of this.

Yeah, because of this. The reason why I wasn't going to say anything is because of this. You were going to get this live your life like normal. Because you're a hard sell on this. I believe you. But did I am to assume if this is real that Donna Max right now at home preparing dried cereals and No food you could travel with I was I was coming home yesterday from the show in the car I was on the phone with talking to Paul Versey on the phone. Okay, and as I was coming up. I saw something

flying over coming like hovering over the water on the, on the, uh, Hudson. I was like, what the hell is that? Oh my God, I think I just saw something, but then I, I was like, forget it. Then I went further up to the bridge that connects the Bronx to Manhattan. And there, I was like, there's something else. And I'm like screaming on the phone, like, there's, there's a UFO. And then I was like, no, it and I'm like screaming on the phone like this this a UFO and then I was like No, it's a helicopter. It's a helicopter. I was like thank God. It's a her as I pulled up. It was not a helicopter It was not a helicopter and as it went by me in and it wasn't a bird because birds have a certain Speed that they go and there went you know even when they're gliding and a Helicopter I could see it was not a helicopter. It had it moved in like with a magnetic force

What? What does that mean? Okay It was it moved with a magnetic force Like it hovered at a speed. I'm just gonna let's just pretend I know what magnetic force speed means. Let's we can go from there. Magnetic force speed. I'll use it again.

What highway was this by the way? The West Side Highway. The West Side Highway. You know the highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. The highway. the galactic forces. Jay, it's right there. It's right there. Now I'm driving, so it was hard for me to... No, you say it's right there.

Are you talking about that barge in the water? No, it's in the air. This black dog. Yes, dude. That is a UFO. Not a helicopter, not a plane, not a bird, but a UFO. Drone? No, not a drone. It's not a dust on your land.

It's not dust. I'll be asking you, Bobby. It looks like dust on this TV. Is how much I'm certain it's dust on your land. Microphone has a special. Also, Microphone has a special coming out. Christine, blow up that section and enhance please enhance enhance enhance okay Go in zoom in there. It is dude. That is a you bird. It's not a bird. It's not a bird hundred percent

Okay, except it is definitely a bird. It's not a bird It's a magnetic bird. It's not a bird. It did not it was not flying like a bird. It was hovering with magnetic force J. Don't this is all right Bobby. You had an encounter. I go go to the Go to the fourth kind. It looks like a tiny little bird. It's not a bird. It's it's a ship or Something look look again. Look at the next time you ended up Stop taking pictures because of the man's look at that's not a bird it looks like a lot of Birds okay, no Because it's enhanced that section, please

If you guys if that was a bird clean it up for me that's a ship. It's a ship. Mm-hmm. Jay. It's not a bird a bird Doesn't do this. This is hilariously zoomed in. The quality of everything supernatural everyone's ever taken a picture of. A bird, listen to me. A bird does not do this and stay like that. A bird has to use its wings. Either it's gliding or it's flapping. Right, part of flapping is this and you took a still pick. No, Jay, that was, it was like this the whole time Just look It's where they're gone. It's it was not a pigeon though

It was too big it was too big for any bird. It was too big for a bird Let's really small and the thing that I'm telling you dude look at it. Look at it. Are you familiar? Do you know there's birds like hawks that are big right listen? I know about hawks. I live in Westchester ideal with hawks all the time. It was big issue. Yeah, we do dude Really dude? I was coming out last summer. Oh, that's what you got to protect your little dogs, right my Me and Max are coming down the driveway to get the trash and there was a little baby bunny We have a lot of little bunnies in spring. A lot of bunnies.

Now there's no bunnies. And every day on a ring, someone's missing a cat. Really? Every fucking day. Please bring up videos of hawks taking people's animals. Of course. They have a hawk taking a shark out of the ocean. Yeah, that though.

Dude, the hawks take the cats and the little dogs up in my sister all the time. It's kind of sad. You have to get these little outfits for them. Dude, me and Max were walking down. The bunny was right here, Jay. And we're like, oh, cute bunny. A hawk, like a foot off the ground, swooped in,

grabbed it with its claws, and rolled with it, and you're like the bunny just flip out. And we ran up and the hawk took off. Thank God we saved the bunny's life because it was about to just grab it and we scared it. This is a June Cogrup, just a good John Cogrup melon camp story. And I looked at that little bunny just ran off. It was a tanker saving life in that Hulk, sir.

Anyway, I wrote this song about that, buddy. I can set out all these pictures, right? We're gonna answer the campers, what they think. Well, of course, it's not that bird. It is a UFO, and I saw two of them yesterday. Christine and Hansett, object, please. Wait a second. But.

New wrinkle. You saw a second UFO also. This is the second one. The first one was very similar to this. So when I saw it, I'm like that, do you understand when something's going by, like to the left, you're going up the west side highway and you see something,

oh, that was at a plane or helicopter, it was too low for it, because it was in the trees. I saw it come up and kind of going the trees and I was on the highway as I was coming up. And so when you're coming up the west side highway, before you get to that bridge trees and I was on the highway as I was coming up and So when you come up the west side highway before you get that bridge It's open on the left. It's like water and then all of a sudden there's trees I saw something coming so I'm going this way. It's coming this way and I'm like what the fuck is that? Oh my god. It's a UFO. It's something like it has to be it's not a bird not a plane not a helicopter

Jay Superman doesn't exist It's a UFO Jay Superman doesn't It's not a tie fighter But I tell you what it could be an X-wing fighter. It's not an X-wing or a tie It's not the wings to do this though. It is not from a land far far away Galaxy far got whatever nerd This is not what I tell you I saw what you want a lot of your friends

A Technically unidentified to you flying object. It's not you can't identify it either. Oh, I've identified it for sure I'd lay I'd stay Christine's life that it's bird or drone. It's not a bird or a drone. I'll stay Christine's life on it You don't like her. Okay, but that doesn't mean you do it. I don't want her to die That was a wink for you Lou You don't Christine it to die. That was a wink for you, though. You all could seem to die. You sure? I'll stake her life if this is a drone or a bird. Maybe it's a bird attacking a drone.

That'll explain the wings, then. Jason, it is not. I'm telling you it had no flap. No flaps. Both UFOs you saw on the West Side Highway. both at the same time. Let's buy with their bases Well one right after and I'm telling you right now. That must be where their layer is I'm just saying these these aliens are getting a little more cocky and a little more out there There's a lot more sightings every day and I'm coming down the okay 10 years ago you driving you don't have a Cell phone with video a photo in it, right? You just get, oh, what was that? I don't know, a bird and you move on.

I have- But today they fucked up because they were there while an influencer was on the website. Yes, an influencer called. Building, no, he's always ready to go with that camera. That's right, I caught it and I have it. And I wasn't, I was, I was a little scared

to bring it to you because of this. You should have been scared because we're under attack by an invasion, I believe. You're worried about how you're going to be by the world. What? You seem fine about it. Well, the alien invasion. Was the 50th thing you brought up today? Well, I just, I wanted to, I didn't know if I was going to do it or not. But you're not uneasy about the

I know now that you know UFOs are aliens are in this world. I mean they seem fun. You probably just wants their tech They just they just admitted the government just admitted last week or two weeks ago that yes I had him yes, they did nope. Yes, they did you know what the Vegas thing the Vegas thing is one of the No, no, there's a whistleblower a whistleblower from the government came out and said yes, they have bodies Yes, no Oh, they move them. I don't like your toe Just nonsense Jason they they just announced they had a whistle blow.

I say that we've, aliens are here. They have all the stuff that they've seen. They have a craft. They have a craft. They have crafts and they actually have UFO crafts. They have crafts. Yes. Look at that.

Oh, you have aircrafts and stuff. Even crafts like the dual crafts because this is my popsicle stick house. They have 400 UFO encounters. Yeah. And they, and they, and they actually admitted last week or the week before they have a whistleblower that said they have alien technology that they've been trying to reverse, uh, engineer. Yeah. For years. That's a lot.

Also, and it's a rush between China China Russia and us to reverse engineer the technology Yeah, yeah Working together on if we have to team up against Yeah, we're gonna rush to find out. This isn't a Jody foster movie We're not trying to go see a dad that died 10 years ago. It's this is Christina's movies like that Bobby dad that died ten years ago. It's this is Christina's no movies like that Bobby. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, like references lost. I'm just incomplete.

She has no idea what you're talking about. I do. My apologies. I tried with the movies with her, but she's. You don't believe in aliens. I don't not believe in aliens. I don't know if there's other species out there somewhere. We have zero contact with them. They have contact. not believe in aliens i don't know if there's uh... other species out there somewhere we

have zero contact have contact with you and two people in vegas no the government just said it the pentagon released the statement saying yes it's true these two plus hillbilly's a right now they've seen it did the the guys in the plane have said the tick-tack ship. Just you know, with your terrible arm. Do you believe in aliens? I haven't seen any, but I mean,

not on the west side highway. If Jacob just, I think you saw a bird. I think you saw two birds. The reason why Jacob was so many clothes, because he is one, he just opens up his chest and there's a little, his dance soda inside of him a little. They're working things Jacob is my avatar This is a military look at all the stuff look at all of it Bobby

But they though and this has been pointed out many times the term UFO type in whistle blow a very very specifically times the term UFO type in whistleblower very specifically put that way for reason it just means unidentified flying it's not government sanctioned or part of like a government thing that's up there it's all that means it's a you at weather balloons are UFOs oftentimes there were there there are weather balloons no but they come up on a thing is a UFO unidentified you're going to Whether balloons are UFOs, oftentimes. They're whether they're, they're, they're weather balloons. No, but they come up on a thing as a UFO, unidentified flying objects. You're gonna be the person. That's not prepared when they come.

What are you doing to prepare for this? Are you making ray guns in your ocean? Oh, don't. Don. Don. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, bread or banana bread is mind-blood. J are gonna take a little break right now. We'll be right back with more bonfire after this. And now back to the bonfire with Big J. Ocarcin and Robert Kelly.

Hey, we're back, me and Big J, the bonfire and the crew. Serious, XM faction talk 103 Aliens are coming Bobby Bobby I said look man look man to know you are frozen here No show me some you have on down now look man. That's a hawk All of these particularly this video there are Cameron lighting people who will sit and go through all of this very not supernatural stuff with you Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba And I mean, it's still people like, look, but our fork lift. Something's moving. That's it, that's the only video.

People, and then cops going, did you see that? And Hillbilly's come out and go, 10 foot tall with big eyes again for some reason. You know that you can't fly anything on the west. You can't fly anything over the Hudson. Yeah, you can't dive in it either, but people do. No, Jay, it's a difference between diving and flying. But you're not allowed to do either.

But anybody can dive. Yeah, you think when I get my fly board I'm about to take it over the Hudson body. I'm going to dominate those and then throw exploding pumpkins and people on the bridges. Here to hit the kayakers. Do you think that's what brought down the I-95

in Philadelphia? Do you see that? The I-95 just collapsed in the middle of Philadelphia. When? Yesterday. Where's that? How come you didn you see that behind? 95 just collapsed in the middle of Philadelphia. When? Yesterday. No way. Where's that? Yeah, I couldn't even bring that up. Well, I didn't affect me. I didn't see it. I didn't take a blurry picture of it.

I just saw all the news late last night. So it's a blurry picture because I was so far away. Mm-hmm. And I was doing 65. Why'd you slow down? This is a very important moment, dude. I just figured out. I was nervous, man.

You just figured out space travel. I was nervous. How did that happen? I think it just gave way. Jesus Christ, was anybody hurt? Yes. So people went through it. A person definitely flipped over and died.

Oh my God, that sucks. But we're going to repair this right away, which they had the fucking 95 sell. That's going to cause major traffic up and down the thing. And a guy's dead. 95 is the turnpike. What happened to the video? The part of it is terrible.

That's the same thing. Yeah. Did they have video of it? Of the collapsing probably right? Yeah, almost. There's no video. I love collapsing video. Do you think because this is a real thing that's gonna be a much better video?

Because I feel like it's gonna be. What? I think because this collapse is a real thing that actually happened The video's gonna be pretty sharp. What if what time did this happen? That's that's interesting Bobby I don't know if this time to this happened this happened It's possible this happened an hour and a half after my after Bobby take a picture of flying bigfoot It's a flying It's a blurry picture. I would say it's more bigfoot than it is hot. Oh no he's a biped. What if it was flying bigfoot?

He's always doing a tanker truck caught fire underneath the highway. Wait wait wait is that what brought it down? Yeah, it was an explosion right? I can't see what happened exactly exactly. Please don't tell me this guy flies over it. Smoke before the cl- okay, so that's what it was, a tanker under fire, blew it up basically, and it collapsed. Damn. Is that sabotage? Or is that, was that somebody who did that intentionally?

Or was it an accident? Is that terrorism? Like was it heat? Like the movie heat? Christine, was it a heat like heist? Did somebody take some sort of stock market papers or something? Why was heat the crime was always to get like a piece of paper or something? Hey, here's that one piece of paper you want me to remember that thing that took six

months for me to drill a hole through? Here's that one piece of paper you're looking for. Dude, this video evidence that I have, you can tell that that's not a hawk. No, I can't. Yes, you can. I can't. But I tell you what,

does it look the obey Andre the Giant in the clouds behind it? Look at the clouds behind it. Do you see Andre O'Gyne obey? Right there. Yeah. Do you see the obey? I see that way clearer than I see your fucking blurry hawk. I do see that.

But maybe that's, maybe that's's the aliens want us to obey no, maybe the that's weird maybe the aliens there too In the clouds maybe that's the maybe that's the mothership that could be the mothership I thought the mother ship was in Austin Dude that is how to I mean come on dude. What is that Bobby a bird? It's not a fucking bird. Even if that picture's even particularly flapping, it's wings down. But it's the same in every photo. If it was a bird, it wouldn't be the same. Jay, look. That's not true. Okay, look at that. That's not a bird.

Bobby, if he asks Christine, said, my bird's always the same. Boom! Boom! Boom! Dad, look at that, little, look. Jay, Bobby, that looks so much like a bird in flight. That's not a bird. Look at that one. Bobby. I'm looking right at it looks so much like a bird in flight. That's not a look at that one It look I'm looking right at it looks like a bird in flight. I'd say in fact if you flip the pictures really quick You're gonna see a bird flying across the screen

You know when you throw it together. I guess it is a bird boy painting offense Christine find the find the footage evidence of the Las Vegas aliens. I also love that I talk Joe the Rose off a ledge. I feel like the other day. They're having a special Senate hearing. I go, it's the six things ago on World Star Hip Hop. World Star Hip Hop is since putting reporting about these aliens. I also put out fat trails, new song.

I mean, I saw something. Now, what is UFO stand for? I identified flying object. That's what I saw. Sure. I'm not saying it's anything. You could not identify it. Yeah, and it wasn't a bird,

because I saw it. It didn't fly. I was close enough to see it with my naked eye. You said you were very far away, actually. I was close enough. This is a great look at these hillbillies to know it's not a booties Vegas losers And one of it one looked at me. They look like men and I'd play it One of my partners said they saw some fall in the sky too, so that's why I'm kind of curious

Now an 11 body camera video showing police following up on a call from this Las Vegas family saying they saw aliens in their backyard on April 30th, from California, Nevada and Utah reported seeing a green flash streaking across the sky. As that officer mentioned, one of his partners even said they saw it. About 40 minutes later, this family called 911 saying there were 10-foot tall beings with big eyes in their yard. 10-foot tall. Look how calm and their yarn look how calm me up Just don't know about this only that the department is close. What do you want to do get dressed up? Everything's different now if this is true

Everything is different now. Yeah, and he's still in a robe going like this. I saw it 10-foot tall big I did they not take a photo of it. There's no photo no one takes a photo of it ever I did I fucking took a photo Jay you took a photo of it not the amberge flying over Big-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- Put your wings down Jason. Stop flying in the studio. Bobbie believes it. Jay, it was a bird. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't a bird. I wasn't a bird.

You got me into the song, Lou, go fuck. He lured you in. He lured me in. I didn't lose an alien. Jacob and Lou are aliens. Lou might be an alien. You think Lou's one, but I don't believe in him. Yeah, Twins might be aliens. I don't know what it was. I don't know, but it was definitely not a bird, and it definitely

wasn't a helicopter or plane. So drone. It was not, it was too big to be a drone, unless it was a massive drone. Biggest drone. They got biggies. Some of them kill people in other countries. What are the people saying online? About the west side highway. It won't go out till tomorrow because it's airs tomorrow. And they're talking to you Because you're in a timeline because you're in alien too. Oh Christine doesn't respect the timelines of our weird

Human-being timelines. We're not able to understand this. Go to keep playing this Las Vegas report because want you to play the pe- you can see by the way, watch the thing far of the sky. I think that's- that's a real video. Two thirds of all Americans believe there are other life forms in the universe. And maybe that's why this has made social media go crazy. A light streak with scene in the sky followed by people who called 911 saying, it's a giant figure is in their backyard so what's going on? It began with a mysterious fireball falling from the sky. Look at that. It's crazy. It's on a cops body camp. It looks like a balloon bird. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. We got ring camp footage of a giant alien. Of course. Yeah, where is it? Okay, boom. Within

minutes, the calls came into 911. lost Vegas cops were nervous as they approached Backyard Where was it is in the backyard? The Rose had the eventually think he was like to call on the Senate and then later that day when I there's no hysteria in the world I go what happened with that Senate hearings and I really all seem to die down I guess oh yeah because it's nonsense they had a whistleblower admit that the government has alien ship technology and aliens you don't believe that. No. I mean, it really hurts my feelings that you just do not believe.

I mean, did you ever think maybe you were that alien that flying object that you saw yourself free and that bird flying free like a bird? No, because I was going the wrong way. If it was me, I'd be going up to it. Maybe we were high as a kite that day. That was going back down to the Bronx. I don't want to that back to I don't want to go back to them in. There's plenty of you in the Bronx if you know what I mean. Hey, I'm Brooklyn too. A lot of unidentified objects out there if you know what I'm saying am I right? Yeah.

Keep going please. Because then I want you to show the aliens behind the fork lift was my other favorite video. You know, you see nothing and he goes there, right there. Right there. You see. I'm telling you, it's, it's about to go down. It's about to go down. You have too many teeth in your head to say things like this. I really have too many real teeth. It's really real teeth going on your face. I can say, I can knock these bad boys out and say all kinds of wacky wood shit. I think, I don't know, dude. I mean, if you don't believe in aliens,

how do we... Can't wait to make sure about all Bobby's hats we're gonna find that have tinfoil lining. Let me ask you a question. How did we go for thousands of years with nothing? God. Bzzzzz. Which one? I God. Broom. Which one? I believe heavy and God.

Which one? Any of them. They're all the same thing. Ganesh. How do we go from so many years of nothing, the same thing? Right? To all of a sudden, then the last. Five words?

And yes. In the last 100 years, we have crazy technology. We start letting Asian people get involved. Who are aliens? Oh, oh, oh, hilarious when they talk. No, Jay, come on. Hot to fuck. Jesus Christ. Yes, but oh, I know you're saying Asian people who bring pandemics to the world. No, you can't say that. You can't say that. I think that's the end of the show.

Bobby Kelly says that Asians brought COVID here. Are we done? No. I was just pretending that you're going to end on your racist comment. It's your racist, not my racist comment. Well, it's a racist, my racist comment that I said about you say. That's been the next 10 minutes. No, you said the racist comment that I repeated.

You were racist comment. Let's not be racist. Let's talk about next 10 minutes. No, you said the racist comment that I repeated. You were racist comment. Let's not be racist. Let's talk about aliens. Yeah. What if aliens do come down? What if there are aliens? Build a wall, dude. Yeah, but they come above us.

Well, we, why I suppose we're instead of footage? Because this one and I want you to see the forklift one makes me really laugh. Okay, what is this footage? Where are we at? Let's do a little cop's going. What about context for the people listening that just tuned in? Yeah, there's the body cam footage uh the flight

farm from the sky and then the cops being like what did you rude see and we saw stuff 10 foot tall guy and goes miss you still smoking that pack of mysties while you're going through this yeah I pause jeopardy for the while your knuckles dirty, ma'am. God, man. John Cougar-Mella can't bought me this house. I said, thank you Mr. Mel, can't make me a sub-dick for dinner. Yeah, I had a sub-dick for a month in the back room. He came out with the song, have you heard it? I believe more than John Cougar-Mella can't fuck that shoeless woman in Portland, I believe, but there's aliens. He washed her dirty feet in the tub.

Ah. Limit clean y'all, darling. Let me take that grass patch off, you coupch. And he's like just humming while he's cleaning her. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right, watch this. Here we go.

This took the call seriously. They started canvassing the neighborhood. This might sound like a really dumb question, but did you guys see anything fall out of the sky? That's crazy. Science writer Mick West has another explanation for those giant aliens with big eyes. Raku, which has very big black eyes.

Oh, fuck off. That could be on top of the fence. And so we're gonna mistake that in the darkness as an alien being with giant eyes. Or something like a coyote jumping over. Yeah, it's a coyote standing on a fence. Go shit yourself Now you're right that is ridiculous Bobby more likely those two people saw our first visitors to earth

A raccoon please A raccoon on a fence. Why would it be a raccoon? Can it be a raccoon? Can it be a bird? No? All these possibilities that are far more possible than aliens falling on the earth, on the west side highway yesterday when you were driving home. I saw an unidentified flying object. Then why did you not corral?

Everybody else driving and being like, oh, are you saying that? Oh, ha ha ha. Because we need stuff to talk about for an hour. Oh, okay, that's fair. That's fair good, because we're gonna get there and get everybody else involved. Yeah, I'm not gonna give this to anybody else. Because, oh yeah, you're right. Thanks, but I gave us the exclusive.

So you break the story. Guys, aliens in New York. 10, 10, 10. What? Did I? Can you type in yesterday on an unidentified object? UFO. West Side Highway. See if anything comes up. I just did. And yeah, and what did they say?

Nobody on this crowded highway, but you spotted this yesterday citing map rush hour yesterday uh flying object on Hudson oh there it is for sure oh there they go where is it yeah we had a sighting yesterday look look up now what does it say yeah we're looking I remember seeing lights over northburg in New Jersey. Are these aliens from South Park? According to that picture? By the way, if it goes is a report, it's just a picture of Bobby. Hey, Bobby reported it. Did this gotta be I mean, dude, there was something. The government, dude. I can't be the only person.

No reports yesterday. UFO.O. Oh wait hang on Siding what does that say west another trying triangular formation in the skies of New Jersey three glowing lights Oh boy. Oh boy. We should text Sean Donnelly He's also wrapped up in this bullshit. Yeah, really should have Sean Donnelly on so you could agree with your nonsense. First of all, Sean Donnelly gave me a smoker for free because... Snake got it back up his nonsense? Well, he actually bought a smoker for one bed

in a apartment in Queens. It's weird. And didn't realize you have to smoke outside. Yeah, he was... He was just smoking inside. He was gonna smoke... He was gonna smoke ribs and... And there's a apartment?

And there's a apartment. He goes, hey, you wanna smoke her? And I was like, yeah, sure, and I went over. ribs and in his apartment in his apartment He goes hey, you want a smoker and I was like yeah sure and I went over I'm like it's in his kitchen I go what did you think you're gonna do with this he goes I thought it was an indoor smoker He was gonna smoke ribs and brisket in his kitchen there you go So let's take that guy's opinion on the universe. Yeah, maybe he's wrong. Yeah, fucking Sean the grass don't we? Ha ha ha ha ha. Are we alone in the universe? I'm wondering, I mean, you're typing in the wrong thing.

Ain't, and- Bobby, they're right there. Look, they're reciting on the Hudson River. Here we go. Mm-hmm. You know, invasion New York Hudson Valley, season 19. Hudson River. Season 19.

All right, whatever, I read the wrong thing. Bobby, he's right. Five, I mean the wrong. Bobby, he's read five. I mean, dude, there's a lot of stuff. Yeah. Bobby, there they are. Just pictures of him. Someone called a clear picture. Look where?

Let me see right there. The aliens with the red sign and the yellow sign. That's not we're looking at he's looking at a it's a purple planet with a red moon and a yellow moon. No, it's the West Side Highlight. Shut your face, Jay. It's the West Side Highlight, Bobby. Well. They see it. Look at the photos, people, examine them, put them in AI. You know, you can take those and put them in AI and it makes

it a, you can zoom in and it fixes the photo. So it's not grainy. So you type in, make this an alien? No. No. Hey, can you make this blurry hawk in the alien? You know what, Jacob? Why don't you go back and you trash can? How's that? Trash barrel I have an example of AI I need to fuck Jacob in the mouth before I die. This is Bobby Kelly I never said that this is Bobby Kelly. I really enjoy chicks with Dix. This is Bobby. You Sufi What the fuck what What is it? My That's AI.

Alien technology. Alien intervention. Or is it? I don't know the fuck Jacob and the mouth before I die. That's not it. I said, this is Bobby Kelly. I'd let the lose piss in my mouth on my birthday if they would go for it.

I didn't say that. Sounds like you though. No, that's definitely. No, I remember that day. That's the voice. That was three Wednesdays ago. Can we now have Bobby saying, can we have Bobby describe? Can you have him repeat things that, uh, like famous alien sighting people have seen?

So we got Bobby's like voice saying it. Sure. I can't say anything. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go please find the four cliff to one. That's my favorite. Can you have Jay say anything? I haven't tried to clone Jay yet. Can we do Jay so we can

have him saying I do believe in aliens? Please? That does look like a ship. I have to want to believe it. Okay, here it is right here. Are you, did you find the AI photo with the enhancer? It looks like an eagle doing this. Buddy, we don't need it. Christine, can you enhance that section, please? Christine, AI, that forming? Are you AI-ing it right now? I think it's a gorilla jumping from New York to New Jersey. Uh-huh. Jay, when she, are you doing that, Christine? What, fixing the picture?

Can you, can you put it in? Fuck, do you think Christine is? Hey, does an AI software, you can just throw it in and it will enhance the picture. This is Bobby Kelly. When I was at J's house, I jacked off on Christine's dirty, unfitted mattress. That's true.

I did say that, but I said that to you on the phone last weekend. Okay, that's a recording. Buddy, you can't tell me that is a bird. If you say I can't, I won't. Ha! I don't want to hurt your feelings and tell you so. There's nobody in this room that's looking at that

There's nobody in the room looking at that thing that there's flying over the Hudson flying over the Hudson There's nobody in this room because the feathery wings. It doesn't have feathery wings Jacob How you know you were so far away? It's in mid flight Bobby It's I can pick out the beef the wings you're crazy and the little bird body What is this the only one for Clift is what we're looking at a YouTube video It's called the what the only in the forklift dude alien forklift dude that is An alien ship and you can look at it for yourself and Judge zoom in on it and I don't want to see first of all I don't want to see any

photo. Not only what you're saying is wrong every picture that's a logo or anything of a bird is exactly what that is the two wings it's zoom in again. You took an actual and actually pretty artistic shot of a bird. I did not take a of an Instagram an influencer shot of a bird. I took it I use my influences. Look at that's not a Flies It's it's round birds have rounded wings You can't call you this round. It's in a bunch of squares, right? Let's get blurred out Asian dick Hey, man, you know what that might be an Asian pussy actually think about it. Bobby that could be an Asian pussy

I've never seen one of those on blurty there. Hey man. I said look man look man. You don't believe in aliens. I saw nothing down y'all Well, yeah, oh yeah, I said I was on the west side highway yesterday Going around 65 for there and there was I'm gonna take a picture just an idiot. I was talking to my friend Paul Verzi about the day. Yeah. It was a good one. And then I looked to the left and there was a... A bird in the sky.

Oh, man, we're playing. Maybe a helicopter. No. It was a alien ship. I was thinking I'd come and tell my friends it worked About this alien encounter that I had None of them seem to be Really biting on my picture I took And they said that was an alien. I swear I believe that you said I know

And he said I don't know Bob you acting a little bit funny. I said I know Hey about it funny. You funny too I said I know. Hey about it funny. You fucking too. I said look man come now. Yeah. Here play this forklift videos is great. It's always just some guy. Oh they're alien in my 40 left. I'm not, I'm not an alien guy. And yet. I'm not a guy. I don't believe in you. Well, now before you took the first picture of first contact Clear his video yet of the alien encounter Is this Las Vegas? Yeah, you sure it's not South America It's the guy by the way who also talked to the police and in his robe. Oh, this the guy. Is now dressed later. What I'm making them get this is.

Because he's now gonna try to make money off of this. Bullshit. So now this guy has a second video. So, the same guy. But they're in the backyard running. They have flashlights. They're in the backyard in Vegas. And they have flashlights.

Yeah. And where are they going? Well, this is the great evidence of the alien. Now that they're all calm and have their cameras out and it's on TikTok I mean they these people look genuinely scared Just got a secret here. He has a gun on his off guns one's got a gun out. Where is he? Where is he? Up that with there it probably was

Hang on so they're going through the back they're going through their gate. They're looking at a fork truck Forklift forklift in the in the foreground No background is that a fork that's that's a dump truck forklift. Is it forklift? Oh? There it is for sure where where where for sure? That's it nothing Bobby nothing Well, where's the alien supposed to be? Oh in the in the forklift dude. He knows how to drive a fork inside the forklift Yeah, cluck cluck clearly you buy dude. You definitely see it Tell me you don't see a complete alien in that forklift right my my what are you saying you don't see it? Hey, Jake what Jake my evidence is clearly better than it's the same you just took a picture of something your it was at least had a bird in the picture

This is an empty forklift. Hey man. I said look man. It's not a bug. I say yeah. So yeah. Oh yeah Christine can you zoom zoom in on the fork lift and enhance please? Yeah, I know we got to go we got to go I know everybody we will not be here on Monday. We will not it's Juneteenth June, yeah, which we all know with that's for but you know while we're talking about Jacob Why don't you tell us what you and Tee saw about Jacob? celebrating Blacks alright in America. And tune into Comedy Central Radio, Roy Wood Jr. is doing a take over 6 p.m.

each. Juneteenth. And I really feel like it's a racist name for it. Why? Because it's like when I do like a, like a Black voice and I say why comments to the how calm. That's what it seems like. Juneteenth sounds like when's your birthday?

Juneteenth. Sounds like a racist. It's about with an F or a TH T E E and F Three Fs. It's a team. Yeah, Juneteenth It's not spelled that way you forget Juneteenth No, it's spelled that way when you write when you write a happy Juneteenth card to black. Blue. It's not spelled that way Yeah, Juneteenth. Yeah, all the all the greeting cards for it. So don't put the old player. Yo player happy June team to June team and shit.

If you want to celebrate Father's Day, you can tune in to Comedy Central as well. Sunday three. Three. Yeah, we're big J. Ogerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah. Do it take over. That was fun.

We take it over. And then on raw dog, they're we'll get Max. We can actually down on a cube pillow. Yeah. They're replaying it at six on raw dog they're we'll get maxly maxly down a cube pillow. Yeah, they're replaying it at six on raw Dog and then you can hear Jay's my special right after dog First time with this the premiere I believe it's the premiere of my special coming on raw dog So listen my specials coming on raw dog, too. Yeah, I'm gonna raw dog your special. I'm a raw dog you're raw dog Well time to go outside me alien hunt guys. We'll see you next week. I hope an alien lands on your head

I'm gonna be in Chicago Thursday one show Tonight that's tonight. That is tonight tonight come down and check out Reggie's life Reggie's life is Wednesday. So that's tomorrow night. Yep tomorrow night you stupid assholes tomorrow night in Reggie's You guys came tonight like dumbasses. Stupid. Wrong night idiots. I will be tonight.

I'm doing the Berk-Rysher, a fully loaded tour, and then I'll be there all weekend, all different locations at every location actually. This summer, so please make sure you come check me out on that. And then I'll be on the road by myself again. Watch KillboxEveloBotluicyK.com. Go to Bobby's website. We hear the audio of it, the audio version of Killbox available at luick.com. Go to Bobbi's website, we hear the audio of it, the audio version of Killbox, correct? It's on luick.com also. And every Apple and...

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