The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Uncomfortable Endings (feat. Keith Robinson)

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

Comedy legend Keith Robinson goes down the memory lane of Jay's early days and his own mistreatment of Bobby.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Do me a favor, go more towards the end of the song so you can hear when he goes. Here and now, Shabbah. And I'll say Shabbah. You're gonna feel bad when he does.

You can go and skip a little more. He's never gonna say Shabbah, dude. I'll bet you $7 million. $7 million? You think I'd be here if I had $7 million. $7 million? You think I'll be here if I had $7 million. I'll take payments. Installments. That's what specials coming out things could all turn around tomorrow.

Is it the end of the song? You can get to the last chorus. Make a bet there shabado that is a shower do say shower do what you dumb head songs on

I move Oh He goes Shabbat it was not a shower Joe thinking like You want black J back I want black J back man, I get him you can't get black J back They don't keep family. I was literally taking my pants off on stage What yeah, I don't remember that. He was in the set and there's underwear. And I'm like, what? I told you this.

I don't remember this. What? I had a great bit about doing this. Black J. Look at my black face. Look at my boy. Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but hot topics. Jay sneaked in. No, I was sneaking in.

It was sneaking in. It was a turning. It's sneaking out. It was a turning time, but you could hear. I say and shit at the end of every sentence of this, something something shit. Here's my blank. Dude, they used to cry.

Look at this. And they used to, that was not what him and Keith and Kev would just bust my balls for it. Because Keith would be like, you have to do something besides just porn and dirty shit. We'd have something else now. I was like, I don't have anything else. And then they call it the porn button. Like you can see if I get on stage now, I was like, guys, it's crazy, like the weather, right? They say global warming is happening, but blah, blah, blah. Like, who I go, hey, who's sucking dick in here tonight you seem to this the back of the room like

poor button japanics start sucking porn they weren't wrong oh my goodness there's nothing worse than back in the day when you'd be on on stage and you'd be doing your bit and you'd be killing and you look out and you see Keith in the hallway with Norton and Patrice just judging you and you're up there you know I'd be fucking a stool or whatever I was doing and they'd just be looking at you thumbs down. He's the worst. One time we got boss. Remember how angry we got.

They walked through and say shut up. Why are you on stage? Mid joke? Yeah, yeah, shut up You know from this real shit who was really the worst Bob why? He's our he opened up for me, right? And Florida one time And he we don't want Bob kills

He said that's what you say Looks at you follow that yeah, he said I'm struggling. I'm like oh yeah, man. It's good things going on Lot of stuff a lot of stuff Bob said he's he's thoroughly enjoying my bombing Oh, is that happen that happened too, because they had, we did that show and they have the black knight called the, uh, the bomb. And it was Saturday, late show, black show. The cafe. Patrice?

No, it was in the theater. Patrice, Keith, and this black comic, I don't know who it was, was supposed to come, but they didn't have, uh, she didn't get her passport. So he's struggling. The guy's flipping out who put the show, it's sold out. It's a black show. And he's like, put dumb bob up. He does black shows in New York. I didn't, you know, the seller on, I mean, the Boston on Sundays.

He's like, he'll be fine. He's like, I, I don't know. It's a, it's a black show. He's like, fuck, they got him to put me up. And I went out. I think I was wearing my evening gown. I was wearing my evening gown. I think that was that night. I was wearing my evening gown.

I was also doing black show. Hey, as long as you get your bell bottom, it's only just like an asshole. You should come do this. So I remember I went out and the guy was real nervous. I went out, Jay, I fucking killed. Yeah. I killed so bad.

They started chanting my name. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, but with that accent, Bobby, Bobby, I look off to the right. He's going on after me. I remember I was coming off stage. They were chanting my name. I killed so hard and Keith is like doing shadow box In Patrice just push Keith out of the way. Go excuse me sir. Push them out of the way. Go sir. Mr. Kelly Please

I was an amazing set Mr. Kelly I was an amazing set Mr. Kelly. Oh, they are in the channel. He's stupid name. Oh, angry. Yeah. Well, it's funny. I've always said that when, uh, and this isn't a, uh, a Keith bombing story about any stretch at all, but when we met me and Keith met, it was at the airport on the way to do a gig

that Michael Blackson. Yeah. I was, I stopped doing cut-co knives that day. I was like, well, I guess I'm gonna miss the third day of cut-co training. And I got on, I met Keith and Keith, he'd seen me at the cellar before. I didn't know Keith at all.

And I opened for him on this show. And Keith, it was great. There wasn't a Keith in too great. But I had those people falling out of their chair because I took my clothes off. And away about it. No, it wasn't better. It was just a dip.

I'm taking my clothes off. Keith's doing bits. Like he's like doing comedy. I was, but I was in those times you couldn't tell me anything because as Keith's going, he's sitting down. He's trying to give me advice. He's like, hey, you got to come to New York and you got to blah, blah, blah. And he's like, you know, you're working.

He even goes, he goes, the stuff was like to take it off the pants. Like, hey, it's funny come to New York and you got to blah, blah, blah. And he's like, you know, you're working, he even goes, he goes, the stuff was like, taking off the pants like, hey, it's funny, but anyone can do it. And he's doing the whole thing. And I'm like, and as he's talking to me constantly, morbidly obese black woman are like, hmm, can we take a picture with you? And I'm, excuse me, Keith is it? Excuse me. I got to go over and take a picture in front of like an airbrush, two-pock backdrop

or something. And then I keep coming back over to Keith and I'm like, well you say it again? And I went outside to shit talk Keith to Kev. I called Kev and I go, this dude's in there telling me I gotta stop doing this. We should go to New York and he goes, oh yeah, no, I talked to him too. I think he's like legit like in the scene. I was like, it was a fettin' fall. I really should keep like in the beginning. I was like, it was a fed up fall. I really keep like in the beginning.

I was like, this guy's in there saying he doesn't even, I just took, he didn't take pictures with more than four more but Leo piece black women. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then came up black. That was my black game. Dude, what a rude awakening though. And I came to New York.

That's what was the funniest, because Kurt was, Kurt was being Kurt Metzger in black rooms and doing okay to find to terrible, whatever it would be. I learned how to do really a kill in those rooms. And then Keith Bros. writes in New York and I'm going on two in the morning at the Boston Comedy Club for four French people and a disinterest of couple.

And I'm going like, P Diddy's crazy, huh? P Diddy, man, that guy, that guy will be on any song. P diddy. You can't even take it close off because it's just weird and perverted. He's already said don't. Not a crowd. It's just four people in your naked.

I would have, I absolutely would. But I was, I don't know if I ever told, Keith, I don't know if you even know this one. So when you said that, just stopped, you know, like, as the clicking your clothes off, not really doing stand-up comedy, I took that soda heart, but I was so used to going at very least

on Thursday nights at the laugh house. I mean, I took my club, Pete, nobody wanted to go after that, because it would destroy. So hard. And then when Keith told me to stop doing it, I um, I was like, yeah, it's because it's not real comedy. But I was like, I need something big because like I like getting off stage to that. So funny how I don't know how to close

comedy shows now. I'm just like, so you guys are awesome, man. Thanks. But at that time, it was like, you need that explosion and be like, oh, big J fucking good night. I hate, I hate ending the shows now too, because I fucking end them at the wrong. I'm like, you need that explosion and be like, I'm a big J, fucking good night. I hate ending the shows now too, because I fucking end them at the wrong. I'm like, I get the laugh and then I go one more. Me too, I enjoy it myself and I'm like, I'm like, cry. And then I go one more. That's it, I guess.

And then I go, the other night I just went, hey guys, good, good to be here. And then they were looking at me like is that it I was like fucking by. Yeah, it's fucking I suck. I have no idea. I fucked up. I ended the wrong.

I did baseball stadiums with bird all summer even when I'm done I say my last joke when I could it gets a good laugh and you can go hey you guys been amazing they laugh and I go. Can I do? No, there's not really time. Hey guys, thank you so much for it. It's just like a real genuine. I'm comfortable endings, but I used to but I used to

Want to get that big explosion and I didn't think my jokes were that good. Yeah, I kind of knew that and I remember this is the one day I wore keep wasn't there for this, but I I wore a string. I told you this probably I think around my neck and But I wore a string, I told you this probably, I think, around my neck and taped it right above my nips. I taped it there with extra string on either side. So in my bag, I brought two giant tin foil rings, huge. And right before I went on stage, I tied the rings to the string. So it looks like the joke is there obviously like 12 inch big nipple rings

would be the joke. I didn't have a joke. I just did my, I did my whole set standing like this. So I hoping nobody would see these rings. Just so at the end of the set I can go, guys real quick, before I get out of here, I got some new piercings. Tell me if they're too much and I just lifted this shirt in there. He was always one day. I dude, I had to, I don't know why I was so afraid. And then when I brought back the getting undressed thing to go against to rain of contests, it was in front of not the hip hop crowd, black crowd. And I'll tell you what, paying money, Mars Chestnut looking black crowd does not want to watch a fat

white guy and Carl can I sure shoes or pants get take his pants off and they did not enjoy that I want to get into this with you Who formed comedy express in Okay, I listen you were in a comedy gang Back back in the late early 90s or late 80s. As early 80s. Early mid 80s. Mid 80s.

86. Yeah. Well, Jay was doing tummy time. Second on his thumb having watching TV. Well, his mom was getting banged out by somebody. And I was probably a cop. Probably a cop. Yeah, probably a cop.

I was in Juby Jail. You were in a comedy gang in Philly. Comedy Express. My favorite. Why, first of all, why? Second of all, was there a leader? Third of all, who came up with the jackets? Why jackets? Definitely Keith on jackets, I'm gonna say.

Well, the jackets, everything. The whole thing was me. The whole thing. Yeah. You were the leader. Yes. And you came up with the we need to get jackets that say comedy express now my cousin Nick did. He came up it. Comedy expressed by the way. It branched out from this didn't eventually was the he's got this press wasn't that it was became his cause because you had Warren Thompson was in that too. Warren 100 100's in that's what yeah one hundred and one no

within it one has a jacket oh she's a woman yeah we'll get woman on yeah you don't give women a certain jacket yeah they got a purse or something you got to earn the satin jackets you got to hit you got to hit you got to fight to get this a woman of bras or something like that comedy sweat Panies they got panties with the flag on them panties on the stick so so you started this thing And was it was it was gonna be like a big company for you? Was that your deal? What was it to protect each other back in Philly? No, it did turn out as a big comedy. What? They booked all, I mean, the biggest comedy acts and the groups around now. From comedy express. Yeah. Are you fucking out of your mind? That's crazy. You're crazy.

I'm crazy. Guys, can we call some, are you all right? Are you having another stroke? What do you mean? Well, you got Wanda for sure. Oh, you got Wanda, name the other one. What? No. No. What 100 is a big grinder? Okay. Tony Woods. Okay.

Tony Woods was in comedy express? Yeah. Did he have a jacket? No, he won a one. But comedy express won against some. B.T. A B.C. Comedy comedy express one against PT DC one thing I'm I forget the name of that girl was that one dead more 100. No

That was Chris Thomas, okay, and all those guys. So you had other comedy gangs that you guys went up again Like the doctor just taking the fat doctor. Fat doctor, man. Yeah, all those guys, DC was funny. Sure. All DC was funny as hell. Right. We went there and I forget the name of the place.

And I bombed up front. My mouth got all dry. I had somebody who dropped mouth experiences. But yeah, we start like that Who was in Philly that was still in that with that the Ronnie long getting to that at one point? Yes, yeah, he was around everybody in Philly. We made people audition for us. How? Come to the house and oh God you guys Did you have bring it? Yeah, did you have sat do you have satin robes at the house? Comedy express robes your downtime comedy express satin robes. You just sat there with hard arms under your

Make me laugh motherfucker Yeah, they you know It was good. You could think what was the idea? Everyone's gonna help each other out or something was there a manager? Oh, my god white comments were bugging me. Yeah. And they were, you know, white colleagues get real, they were real arrogant at the time.

Right. There's one guy in particular, he gets bugged me. Oh, I can't see. Come on, he's famous. No, you can say his name. You can say his name. He's not famous, but. Who is it?

That's why it's hilarious. Come on, he's not gonna hear it. No. We're not gonna clip this and put this on Instagram and then collab with everybody and that guy Brinner. Yeah, it was Colin Quinn Jerry Just say it big daddy. Grif Who was it big daddy was a man? He was a man. Who was it? Who's he the guy?

You know nobody knows Billy Burr. No was built bills from boss the Geater Jerry Blavett Come on who was it just name them Wayne Wayne Wayne who that's that's better man water That's that's a federal man. Carter Yeah Yeah We got it. I'm such a historian of comedy. Wayne Carter I think so.

Is it Carter or a federal man? It could be. It could be boy. You didn't like it. You know, Why do you bug you? He just had a comic voice. Were they dividing like was there a black circuit in Philly in the mid 80s even?

Which is a guy looks like a mentally handicapped Gary Goldman. But um, the comedy circuit was. Yeah, there he is. You had every reason. He looks like white Pablo Francisco Does he look funny? No, he I'm hosting them Comment trip live and Alan yeah, okay, it became the TV show in Fox. Yeah, it was very funny But why do bug you well?

But why do you bug you well he was like guys Hey, there's a gig over here. There's a game over here, you know, yeah, he would get them all a gig Yeah, well the white comedy was also they were all very sticky, too It was very like yes It was a type of comedy that was like one one note kind of genre. He did what all the black comics were doing in black comics. He did with white comics. Yeah. Don't bring your white shit in it.

He goes, he goes, they were called comedy expressor. No, they were comedy expresso. No, but yeah, within my head, more than any. Sure. Chippin' your shoulder. Yeah, and a chippin' my shoulder, being from South Philly. All we did was getting race rides on white guys. Yeah.

Canton Tasky, right? Yeah. Tasky projects? Yeah. Why would you get, what, what, what, what, what, what, like a tie-in guys or something? No, Irish, Italian. It just was what it was. I'm telling my father grew up in the same thing.

It's hilariously like, it was that and it was. I'm telling my father grew up in the same thing. It's hilariously like It was that and it was like you can run a block and then as soon as you cross the street onto the right block Right 15-year people were like they wouldn't even chase you if you got it off the block You're done. You're home free. Yeah home free. It's like we're not crossing over to there because then they'll we chase right back It's like tag of some Yeah, and it's all right, but there was, there was a civil war of whites going on also. So what's your all just but? Well, I will tell you what,

Italians hated the Irish. Yes. Irish hated the Italians. And they were going in. Yeah. So they all started fucking eventually and then no such thing. A bunch of freckles, Sicilians. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that.

Nobody wants that. And nobody wants cabbage or a sauce. Yeah, that's what it was. So when I came into the comedy world, then you could imagine going into the comedy in 1984. Yeah. Like, like music on my life Soon though went up in the comedy

Factory outlet I learned he we lose in Well because the time like of the rap music to not it would have to be like pop like busta move to shit It wouldn't be it wouldn't be like public enemy or like But it was the white club was playing white music Man work bugger. Yeah Yeah, all of them. Johnny, you know, all end. Oh, shit. That is the thing.

Black comics do have a hilarious working knowledge of white music usually just from like being in like those clubs. Being in that that's where I, I mean, I'm racist when it comes to music. I know. Black only. I'm driven with you. Is that what you always all those white comics? Black only, but it started to chip away at my black soul. There was the only thing I had gone was I could list if Keith and Kim fell asleep in the car.

I was driving home. I got to listen to my white music. I get to put on some white music for myself. Yeah, but you know, but that's what it was is like bone. Who's doing the special you Netflix, right? Yes. So it's your doing twos in that Rachel. Number Rachel's doing Monday. She's a mother. So a child. Look, there's a lot of dumb mothers out there. Yeah. He says she's not a good mother to her face. Yeah. He says she's not a good mother to her face. Yeah. He's literally the worst.

No, Rachel. You don't love your baby. Right, Rachel's on a Monday. Mine's on a Tuesday. Hell yeah. Well, we were doing Colin Quinn's thing. This is what a piece of shit Keith is. I don't know why, I'm even friends with you.

We're driving to do Colin Quinn's driving theater, the HBO thing during the pandemic. Mm-hmm. And Rachel had talked to Keith and said, Driving to do Colin and Quinn's driving theater the HBO thing during the pandemic And Rachel had talked to Keith and said hey, will you guys pick me up? He's like yeah, we'll pick you up So we're driving to the gig we get all the way to the park and then Rachel's like calls it goes hey, where are you guys? He said you pick me up because ah fuck her. We were at the gig. She had to get her own ride there. And then so she's so mad, she's like,

why the fuck wouldn't you pick me up? Like I didn't know. So after the show, he's like, all right, well, we're gonna drive, we're going back, we're going back in the city, go to the cell and have food and shit. He goes, all right, we'll meet you over there and he didn't tell me.

So we just left. So we got to the, I'm sitting down eating out front. front all of a sudden Rachel comes up. What the fuck guys? He told that we were gonna meet her in the parking lot. Never told me and just said, God, take off. Well God got him back because one day they did drop off Rachel Feinstein and then got arrested. You know, you've got arrested. The thing thing with while Rachel was such a dumb dumb. Like, you know, they, I got, everybody knows the story. But the cops give me a good beating. I go to the hospital. Dom Kav goes to the, you know, holding cell.

Dom Kav gets his snickers bar taken by a homeless guy. That's a rookie mistake. He rushed them to the ground, took his snickers bar. And that's so when I got back in there, I wanted to sell calve left about 9, 10 in the morning. Rachel comes to her room. She has a cheeseburger. She can give me the cheese that can I give him this? She can give me the cheeseburger and then she's like,

looking around on all the suspicious things. Look inside the burger. I want? What? Look inside? I look I want what look inside? I was a note in there. Who's a nail file? I was a note. We can all get you out of here. I was a note. Could you say that?

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So drive up to get him so i drove back up to new york to pick up uh... keith and then everyone's there to bail out keith did everyone i think Rachel uh... brought a a Maxwell house can of change but he bolted had a sock full of sock a juiad dollars that was a fucking insane which showed up to get him out

uh... then the baby's mom shows up with Keith's brother, who's a pastor, he's got the whole outfit on. It was such a crazy scene showing up for Keith, after that thing. But yeah, they, and you were commando because. You're shit, you pants. But you're the kick you do, you shit your pants. No, I had eight, I McDonald's. My you know,

bubbleguts. My stomach was bubbling up. And a calf kicked the bubble right out. Yeah, I was taking the stomach. Jamie nice, we kicked right in the stomach. So you're shooting your special Tuesday night. It's December 19th, 19th at Sony Hall, two shows show you got two shows You go on you can you take off of your show Bobby one Tuesday. I'll tell I'm going to his show to go see Let's go. We'll go together. We should all go. We should all go. You're gonna get us tickets. We have to buy tickets You got a buy tickets now you get

I went to your last one. It was great. I went to your premium blend. I never did premium blend. What'd you do? Oh my fucking walkie. Did you do what you do half hour? You didn't have to have Oh, sorry. I went to your half hour you take the rust minute you'll rust me an Eve tape to say yeah, yeah, you came out You made a mistake. They made you redo a joke No, they never made me remain rust. Oh, yeah, they made rust redo a joke. No, they never made me. They made us. Oh, yeah, they made us redo a joke. You came out and you don't like shit down. I have it in my head.

We know. Yeah, I take it from the dome, yo. Fuck you. You don't like it. Yeah, what are you writing a bunch of bullshit? Yeah, that's probably. The problem is that a pandemic happens. And then three months later, I go to headline. I go, I I don't remember anything I said before I have to relearn entire hour of

coming that I don't remember all you go up on a roast and you bomb so bad because you didn't write anything that was in Fairness Keith was set up to fail that roast they wanted to do bad they wouldn't have laughed if it was good I I learned a set not I learned that lesson from you guys. No, I said this I'll never forget this moment where I watch that happen That's untrue. That's untrue fucking untrue No, because you I don't want him cutting back Kelly's getting real Did nurse get okay?

Untrue as I live in He went up on the other roast there was a roast before that that he went up and just winged it and killed. That's why he thinks you can just go up and wing the fucking roast. He could have. Okay, this one, Ben Bailey went and wrote Holy Shit jokes and smashed this cock sucker. Be so good.

Oh, that was the Kev breaking off the wing and flying that kind of joint. It's really one of the best roast jokes ever heard. One of the best roast jokes ever. That was the one that made me angry. And this piece of shit rolled in thinking he was gonna follow that and Didn't and halfway through you see him reaching his pocket and grabbing. Oh, you want written jokes and he had a joke and he read it and that bomb Then he almost told he almost hit SD in the face almost punched her yeah, cuz she went up to grab you and you would get the fuck out of here

He held it. That's it And then they turned the lights out and he goes out fucking'll fucking step hell all night. Remember that? I remember Don Tay, he's sitting looking. I want to fight Don Tay on the big guy. No, but you said something to Ben. You went, I'm telling you right now and Ben went, oh, what? And he was like, uh, nothing. Remember that? Uh, you took a hot one. It was a great. He deserves every second of it. He's the meanest person we know. That same roast. I don't know if it was Norton or Ben Bailey.

They had one of the best jokes to about Toddlin, because he had the bad arm. Yeah. And they were like, Toddlin's been working out. You could tell because he's been doing push-ups and we're going to tell because the left side of his face is all scuffed up from the ground. You may have been Norton, man. But that was so fun. That sound like a Norton. because the left side of his face is all scuffed up from the ground. You may have been Norden made that was so fun. That sound like a Norden. Yeah, you said left side of his face.

Oh, I said that man. I've had a mole's classic mom. You've had some of the best bombs ever. Ever. Remember the night you fired Frosty? Because you took a hot one? Yeah. But was that it?

Was that the college? Yeah, it was. The college. The college. Bobby? the hot one. Yeah. Was that it? Was that the college? Yes, it was. The college. The college. Bobby? Bobby. Bobby is why I don't like Bob.

He, Bobby dominated colleges and he'd bring you to go up there and you're like, yeah, go eat shit. It doesn't matter whatever you do. I'm going to go up there and sexy guy them. The first time I went with Bobby, they gave him an award for like comic of the decade or something. Well, this is one of the first colleges I went with Bobby, they gave him an award for like comic of the decade or something. Well, this is one of the first colleges I ever did. People don't know this.

I was at Bunke Hill Community College to be an art teacher. I started doing... I started doing... Art teacher. I was. I was in the art teacher. So, are you by those bell-bottom pants? I started...

I started... I started out on the monkeys, right? The improv group. So... You started a group too. I started, yeah, monkeys right the improv group so So I started yeah, but we didn't get jackets Bobby started a group that's called out in the monkey. He started a group and gave somebody else the head title Yeah, out in the monkeys. What about Bob in the monkeys? Al and the monkeys. What about Bob and the monkeys? Sorry, I was, he's dumb.

I'm starting my own group. Al and the monkeys, with me and Al. You know this guy. And Dan and a guy. So the school was going up to the Northeast Convention for NACA. And I wanted to get us to, I was like, let us work to school.

They're like, you have to be a NACA for us to pay you to do your own college NACA is the convention you go to perform and all the colleges right so I had to I go they go Why don't you come with us Representing Bunkhill Community College to the the whatever it's called the convention And it's why I went up there and I as a college student representing my college, so I went up there and I went to the comedy show to get, I need to know how to do this. Guess who was hosting? Marty Puts.

Well, kind of. He was a Puts. Keith Robinson. Keith Robinson. I'm Front Row. I'm a NAMammer. This guy comes out fucking killing, front of the oldies call. I'm sitting up. I'm laughing. Clean squeaky clean. Clean killing it.

No clean. You were a little clean. You weren't bad. You have to do clean. He was pretty clean. I mean, no one on the stage, the biggest mall. It was the craziest shit I've ever seen. I am so I ran out to catch him,

because I wanted to get advice from this guy I just saw. He gets in the elevator with some chick, and he just did, I don't know, an hour, or he's hosting for an hour, and he's looking like he's Elvis after a two hour show. Like he's sweaty, lean, he's leaning on her, she's fanning them off in the elevator. I get on the elevator,

and I had my flyer that I made with my group, Alan the Mucky's name on it and I'll buy it, right? And I was like, hey man, you remember this? I was like, hey, I'm trying to be a stand-up. I'm trying to, I got this comedy group and he's just staring at me leaning on this girl. Do you remember what you said? What? It's cool.

Nah, you went, yeah, I play a I I with that. And then he got off the elevator. I have. I like it. I didn't like you since the day I met you. I love that. I tell you that when you were part of the ball bust, like when you were part of doing it, giving it out like on the side of evil,

it was fantastic. One of my favorite like top 10 like belly laughs of my life was laughing was me and Keith. I think Keb was on this too. I think we all went, you let us do a spot in front of you at a college, here in New York, and Sean McLean, who passed away, late Sean McLean, did a set in front. He dressed up for it. He were like nice clothes. And he used to have a joke, Sean, that was

about like dancing in clubs now is basically like having sex. And he does his whole thing where he's like getting down the ground. He's like, whoa, whoa, hold on, baby, give me a shoe holder. So, somebody give him, oh, it's like rodeo. Somebody get, and he's laying down the ground. He's like, whoa, whoa, hold on, baby, give me a shoe horn or something. Well, somebody give him, oh, it's like rodeo. Somebody get, and he's laying on the ground. And by the, it ends with him like, humping the ground on his like, laying on his stomach. It was a five-day. Yeah, yeah, he's humping his stuff.

And he gets up, the stage was dirty as hell. The crowd's not laughing while he's on the floor at all. And he, the sound of him getting up and then dusting off his clothes and going like, so that's my thing with dancing at clubs, man. Just us laughing at that. I remember he was, so yeah, that's my thing with dancing and collecting his, that's that joke.

That's how that joke goes. Who was that that was happening? That was nice joke. You know, you're gonna stand from the day I met him in that elevator and you ejected me and just walked off the elevator to then that day when I did one of my first colleges with you and they had my photo up, not yours.

Oh, that's the firing right? You almost fired, I thought. He fired Matt in the car on the way home. Get outta here. I was so happy. You understand that? Yeah, play whatever. Oh man, Bobby was so cute, his comedy was cute.

Yeah, Bob, handsome Bob. Bobby did so cute as comedy was cute. Yeah, Bob handsome Bob Bobby did this for you was Patrice would you want to hammer you with that all the time? It was hot chopper list with my Oh, she'd say you want to do with more smelly you want hot chopper? It was hot chopper list with my She'd say you want to do with most million she go you want hot chopper list with my Million I swear to god he would do that and then say good night and girl. It's just pulled her tits out You might remember you might remember Bob from his from the crew that he started ow and the monkeys God damn it. that's funny.

Should we take our last break? Yeah, we're taking our last break. Keith Robertson is gonna be taping his Netflix special at Sony Hall in New York City on Tuesday, December 19th. Get tickets at Sony Hall.com. You have to go see this guy film the special Rachel is on Monday night. And if we have a choice, go see Keith, right?

No, go see both of them. Go see both of them. But the odds of that are low. So go see Keith. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Bobby's going to be in Baltimore to speak.

I'm going to be in Philly to live casino, everybody. Let's. I see you have done play more than it. Stupid billboard. Yeah. Yeah, the other side. It should be. Why isn't it? Yeah, the lot's together. Sarah, it should be. Why is it made up? It's probably a picture like this.

He doesn't, I'll tell you what. It was white J on that picture. You don't like white J. It was like white J. We're going to get black J. It's like a cup of nothing like white J. I got to get back in some pose like that. You know that when you took us to that girl,

Angela me and kept to our first head shots ever, who used to work at the took us to that girl, Angela me and kept to our first headshots ever Who used to work at the cell or that girl that we made that the shirt we sold for my special I didn't vague is nothing Elvis remember with the collar and stuff in the chest hair. It's so bad You know big J loves you so much. Oh, yeah, I Wouldn't do how many for Keith. Yeah, I don't like you. I like you. I like you a little I let him a Keith the day I was stopping doing comedy to do cut-code knives until I went back to school Oh there it is. There's that guy. There he is. That is one hell man that picture meant everything to me I was like I look like dang cook and everyone was like, no, you know.

You look like Dane Cook now. You're like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. We'll be right back. It's the Bonfire. I'm just full. All purposeful got the rock, well let's run it door. Hey everybody, thanks for listening.

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