The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Uncomfortably Numb

Episode Date: August 10, 2020

The proper sex soundtrack can be critical, and Big Jay Oakerson knows it. Jay and Dan went Ellen Show on the staff and it wasn’t pretty. Dan and Jay offer some quick tips to young single moms for raising successful satellite radio hosts. 

You're listening to Comedy Central! Hi, I'm Dan Soder. I'm Big J. O. Kersun. And you're listening to the Best of the Bond Fire. Stay tuned to hear some of our favorite moments from this week. You can listen to the Bond Fire live every Monday through Thursday from 6th APM on Comedy Central Radio. Serious XM95 or on demand on the Serious XM app. Also, be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire, SXM. The Bonsfire Host Schooled Everyone On Panty Dropping Playlist That Put Your Partner too much of a connection to sexy scenes with music. Yeah. It's an odd connection.

Yeah. Our bonfire playlist, when we were driving the car, they came up the song that you were like your favorite song, because Jensen Eckles plows to it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, easy. And then we heard it in the good song, Sucks.

But I do have faith that Jacob could put together a great fuck playlist. What would be on your fuck list, Jacob? After that song from Supernatural? Yeah, that starts it off then what? You just you just listen to it under the wrong I'm just telling you a woman will be making a weird face over your shoulder if you fuck her that song. But what else would be on your fuck list on your fuck playlists? What's it definite? I'll be honest, I never fuck to with a soundtrack in the background. Really? You just fuck to your own go-inses? And what was playing? You just fuck to your own noises? No. And what was playing? You know you remember?

Was it Otis Redding? You put a try to fuck her like, you know now? Hahaha. Hey, I'm so mad. These are all things I would like to come back next week and give you a playlist of what I think. Do it, dude. Your fuck tunes, please.

What do I mean? It's coming up with a playlist. I mean think. Do it, dude. Your fuck tunes, please. What are you? What are you? I'm a playlist. I mean, I just got to meet at the gates. Dan, what's your fuck music? Dude, all I do is Anya and the forest and the sounds of no, I don't. I'm a white guy. Dude, we fucked to our breathing.

See? Don't fuck your music on sometimes I will I I have let's see what I've fucked to recently white stripes. I just put on the white stripes Pandora, I don't know where that goes it can go good places Good fucking music dude I mean it's you fucked a corn. It's the it's the same I mean, you fucked a corn. It's the same. It's very different. And by the way, Corn's not the best fuck music, but there's a corn album. That's a good fuck album, for sure.

Probably a good fuck album. I wouldn't mind fucking to, I think, Vee De Noir is a great album to bang to. I think what's another one that I... Yeah, that's not bad. St. Paul, the broken bones, I've banged a bang to them. I've banged to the broken bones. And who else, dude, I'll get gay with it.

I'll toss on some Florence in the machine. It ain't just for me. It's for the lady. The lady that put it on. I'm not going gonna turn it on. That donkey punch night when you try to even things out. Yeah, that's that's for her. And then the next for me and then we just we just banged Do you know we banged to show? We put she knows what you're gonna put on a flow. She's about to get thumped up. Yeah, that's what she puts on her old old time. You football helmet. Yeah, I mean, I've I've fucked to I mean, I've gone all over the map, dude. I'll put on a 112 album to throw it out of nowhere.

Holy shit, what? Where'd you find it? I'll put on a sticky from just being in a box for it. I'll put on beaches in cream or cupid, bang it out to cupid. Oh, yeah, I fuck Christine the total the other day. That's what I was gonna say. I was trying to think a 90's birthday. What you just hear me.

Uh, uh, uh, all for one. I swear. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I can see you better. You can see me better. Me and Christine throw our fucks down to, uh, uh, uh, uh, a lone or with company, our go-to is the indie channels,

the indie channel music on the TV, music choice TV. I would love to get a little taste. I would love to get a taste. Channel 831 Direct TV. It is the indie rock station. So it's just kind of like college, right? And there's more like, there's moody songs there. Sometimes there is a noticeable where you gotta go. What the fuck is it? Like yeah. It's like like uh you know I'm gonna start fucking. But I have uh over Christine's shoulder

and uh while other things were happening in the room had to Step off for a second to Shazam was happening on the TV So that's really funny. I mean and Christine have several songs. We enjoy from that very thing So you're like hold on hold on you like yeah, yeah, is that getting you hold on? What is this? What is this? What are you for holding your phone up to a speaker? You go, what is this? Okay? For an excursion away from home. I Would do I Guess we've done Christine tool death tones more on drugs shit like that Moody stuff. Yeah more on drugs. It's garou on drugs I have. We're on drugs. I put that

album on. That album is great to band to. Like I wouldn't stop music. Obviously, if it's on, of course, but you it's very specific for you. Like, okay, we're going to bang now. I'm going to put our sex music on. Yeah. No, not not our sex music. We know that works, but it's just something that's just going to be a music. That's the best bet. I mean, I like doing like, I'll put on Rolling Stones Pandora and sometimes you just wear it and goes, is you're like, oh, this goes into good places. I've also bone to the yacht rock station on Pandora. If you're having fun with it.

We used to classic rock and then it changed. I think you guys are going to say classical. That's for a quick second. I thought you were going to say classic rock. The problem was, the problem with classic rock gets to, it's too familiar that it's like, yeah, I'm thinking about a barbecue when you were nine while you're getting your balls licked. It's just when you're, when you're fucking, you don't want to, it's, but it's just like not even that. It's the energy of some of those songs. There's some great ones. You know, I mean Yeah, but just like on a classic rock station is you know, we be fucked like And the dog and the dang and the dude and the bang and the

It's also like what is it's really said to do doggy style to comfortably numb You should try to you should try to you should try to time you should try to time out your accidental anal your oops moment When it goes the no B no Penal anal your oops moment with when he goes the nobino mall I only to the bad dad. That's how we fought all the time. Wrapped on a television, yeah, baby. Wrapped. Wrapped. Wrapped.

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None the richer. It's going to be consistent. I thought I was going to be the OJs or something. The OJs are the only person with that album. And Blacklews got chess sweat coming down. I kissed a girl and I liked it. I kissed her. girl and I like Just want to fly oh That don't impress me much

Wait, what's the sugar ray line? Kristie knows they can be with the Chetaport baby. Don't say a word. Chetaport baby, don't say a word. I hate you guys. I hate you because that's going to be in my head while I play Ghost of St. Chetaport baby. Don't say a word. Oh, I love you.

I love you. I love you. Every morning, every morning, or 311, that's what I fuck to. I go, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better

come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you better come out, you God, how many time I'm making up for all the time how many times Christine's gone knees behind the ears for fucking stupid sublime music Get in fuck to sublime under a tapestry of sublime Then when they come they flip over they go that was for you whoever the name of the stupid lead singer who dies We miss you every day Bradley now I got a mop up

Outcast is great. Outcast is great fuck music. It depends until hey y'all comes on Yeah, well, you're not going to you don't go to the later albums you stick it fucking you stick to first three Yeah, well you don't go to the later albums you stick it fucking you stick to first three You know what softer than soft me. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. The list of worse fuck songs, if you were, that's the other one, classic rock. This definitely happened to me, Christine, before we're in the middle of starting up or something. I don't know if there was someone else there, but whatever it was, it was like, if you see a painted sign at the side of the round, go 16. Like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, B-LO where I need you. Stop saying so leg down.

So leg down. The thread is real. I've definitely been fucked up. Pop punk way too many times. So sad. Hey, it's Black Lou again. Jay and Dan went Ellen show on the entire staff and let me tell you it wasn't pretty. We're dancing at the beginning of all of our shows and I want to be a horrible dwarf staff.

Jacob, you don't laugh until Jay laughs. You know the rules. It's the bonfire. Quarantine tape. I'm Dan Soder. That's Big J. Ocarson. That giggly fired producer is Jacob a top for fucking up. You know we only want joy when we demand joy.

DJ Lou, fuck you DJ Lou. Black Lou, track it. Tricky Eddie fetters dick. Tricky out of his dick. Black Lou, you're still our black king. You're cool. Black Louis black. King black Louis Johnson.

Christine, if you got any B2s, let him fly now or else you're just a stupid bitch. She was asking for you probably wanted it. Yeah, all right. Well, what's up? We're going with more of an Ellen vibe here on this show. Dan does his shoulder taps with his dick. Yeah, tap, tap, tap. Where's the run down?

And then he talks and makes his dick hole look like it's talking. But I do different voices, so it's hard to hate. Hey, Chris, did'm sorry, I'm sorry, Christine, it's me, Winnie the penis. What do you get for you? Kissed a little kiss on the chin. How about just a little kiss under the chin? Oh, that was a wet one. That was a wet one. Now let's dance. Okay, thank you. Let's dance. Do you think Ellen and her? Shit, you're fucking.

Shit, you're horse mouth in this dance. And she's just bullying someone. And she goes, Now let's dance. I swear to God, I will eat your pussy and throw you out of the top floor window with this goddamn play. Can Perry's now play it play on a ground air a munch and toss it. Yeah, I will bite your fucking lid off and Punch you square in the fucking face. I don't shock a con ain't nobody

Put on mombo number five or I'm a suck you from the back and kick you out of window. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to shove your face in my cunt and then I'm going to knee you square in the nose. It's funny to hear about people being mean when their product is so bright and cheery and bullshit. I know. It makes it way better. It just makes it really funny. That's what this whole thing. He jaloo checked out. He won't hear bad talk about Alan. He won't. About this begin. He won't hear it. He was a big fan. He was there. He was holding up a sign outside of the studio. The day she announced she was gay with a you're so brave sign. He's got he's got the Alan show on DVD. All the way through it.

It was actually a lot of funnier than you think. He goes, dude, good joke riding. Check the staff. They went on to do great things. Half of those guys ended up on Simpsons. So I don't know what you're talking about. A lot of people checked out because it was Ellen's generous. But I'll say if you watch it, there's the LPM's, the layoff from per minute, dude.

It hits. it hits. It hits. And also if you checked out, check back in, because Ellen had some good stuff. Yeah, Ellen is in trouble, but what's gonna happen? Did she say she's just gonna walk away? Because that's what I would do if I were Ellen. I'd like, fuck you guys, no more Ellen for you. She put out a response to her stuff.

So the claims of the toxic work environment, it seems like the steps, like it's not really saying it's her. It's like upper management and all that. But it probably, you know, things, environments stem down from the top general. Is there a list of things? Is there a list of things she did? I hope it's funny. It's like she would come and fart in our lunch. If she pulls Scott Bayo bully moves, I would. I would. Yeah. No, but you remember when he threw the ball at the kid? Are you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we threw hot tea in his face. Dude, if you want, think quick. You stupid bitch. This is on MPR and actually what's going. It's beyond just like a toxic yelling work environment. Apparently there's actual sexual harassment in this conduct with the e.p. What of the e.p. who's the e.p. e.p. dude? Yes.

You wonder if it's even worth it right now in a pandemic to keep going with the show. Like you'd have to really love making the show not just to be like I have fucking four hundred million dollars. Bye. Yeah. Yeah. You can pour your derazi or whatever, you're gonna go fuck it, live on an island. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh the thing I'm doing the song from the great adventure commercial. Yeah. She knows like the great adventure guy. Yes. So funny here. Ears grew into the great adventure guy.

They really did. It's so crazy. Now, where's the the accusations of what's going on there? Is this all of it, Christine? Well, there's 10 there were two men and then this is one of the responses from one of the guys. He wrote, I started at the Ellen show as a PA more than 17 years ago and have devoted my career to To work my way to the position I now hold while my job is ahead right Oh, so this is the guy. This is the producer is mounting while my job is head writer is to come up with jokes and do it I mean no, it's not it's the right dance in front of So-and-so interview fucking jokes and during that process we can occasionally push the envelope what?

I'm horrified that some of my attempts at humor may have caused a fence yeah I'm just saying that she's like excuse me because no I'm saying for the monologues that a funny thing now I'll cut it out what if their writers room was like worse than skanks and they're just like, yeah, we just like watch these videos of retarded kids getting hit by cars and jokes and you're like, what? And they're like, it's the Ellen's writers room. It's not. It was like SNL SNL writers room 75 to 80 and the generalist's room from fucking 09 to

2020. And they go, look, we throw every idea out there because you have to be able to brainstorm freely, you know, we go to the bottom floor. Yeah, they go to the top. The cutting room of the generous writing room is all just

fucking like, uh, like all lives pro all lives matter jokes. Oh, dude, they go, they go racist and anti gay just to see if they can get there they go sometimes we want to try five every angle. We have to tell you when I'll tell you when I'll tell you when the blue lives matter when the black lives are in your house in the middle of the night. Hello Alan that's how I roll off the tongue for you. Alan you're likeable but I don't think that could work for you. Yeah she's good. No I was I was going to do like a new thing.

Do you think that she's just a comic? Maybe she's surrounded herself with a lot of sensitive people over the years. And she's just being a comic, a dick for life. She's that jokes behind the scenes. I wish that were the case. I think it's more of she's so wealthy and runs a fucking major thing that she's kind of just like, I'm busy, dude. I'm fucking busy.

Get out of my way. What do you want? She's been out of the world of a hungry humor for a long time. Yeah. Her humor, her humor is all right down the pike mainstream. Yeah, it's, it's that I still I'll go back to it all the time, but that joke they make for Tracy Morgan in 30 rock where they're like, yeah, some people say your standup just doesn't connect with the audience anymore.

And he's like, people out in Montauk beating their lobster like this. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's like, good. He's like, shut up. Don't make eye contact with me. But that is who it is. It's just, it's like she, she's been a,

she's had over $10 million since the 90s. I say with Alan, like the yep, I'm gay cover, it was the first realization in my life that gay wasn't a horrible horrendous thing. Very true. Very true. I was like, Ellen's gay, like I loved Ellen. I watched her show and it was the first time in my, you know, in anything in my world where I was like, but Ellen's gay, if Ellen's gay, how can gay be bad?

Well, it was the first time in my life when I saw that. I had a reason for an excuse on why a woman didn't want me. I was like, oh, that's why. Okay. That's why Ellen wouldn't answer my messages. That's why. All my hand letters. And that's the day when I talk shows

that gay woman for 20 years now. I thought it was the first time that the world was able to go. Oh, yeah, I knew that I was right. Yeah, Rosie O'Donnell was the second one where you go. Well, I mean, come on. What did you think? I love it. Everybody. I'm gay. And it's like, well, that explains your button down shirts under tight vests with mom jeans since you were a kid. Yeah. Is that why you're always dressed like you run a Michaels? Yeah, you got wealthy. The thing you say on day one is never how you acted as a successful company. I'm sure Jeff Bezos, day one of Amazon, wasn't like, we're gonna dominate the world. Hey guys, let's get books to lonely nerds. This is a place of learning.

And then now he's like, I'm half machine. Yeah. At first, he was like, and guys, don't think of me as the owner and the boss. This company is all of our. Exactly. leather. Yeah, you don't think that fucking Steve Jobs, the first day of Apple was just like, hey guys, so we're just here about making computers more accessible to people.

And now it's like all of their information shall pass through us and we shall know about them. This company isn't about me, everyone. It's about you, the Chinese children. Yeah, your tiny little fingers, building microchips. Your tiny hands make such big ideas. I love you for it. fingers building my crotchips. Your tiny hands make such big ideas. I love you for it. Your ability to screw in tiny screws and sim cards.

And the mind blowing the ability to not breathe your dusty breath into the back of these phones as you work on them is proof that you're the best question from the laborers. But that's out. That's out. This little boy asks, when can I see the sun? When can I have water? Oh, okay, that's a good question. Oh, zing, zing, zing. That's not going to be for a while. We got quotas to hit my friend, but I'm telling you, you're going to be so proud when you see what these things are capable of. Zanyang, you are going to have to sleep at your workstation tonight. And also, we're gonna make you watch the phone that you build, go to a hot blonde girl in San Diego, who's gonna take fervilist pictures

of the food you'll never eat with it. None of these claims of anything about Ellen being a piece of shit, because I think she gets away from this completely, she'll shit my staff for being, she can come out and be like, I'm gonna hire women and And please just cheer for. And she can be fun. Yeah, she can she can just be like only women of color that are gay sometimes.

And everyone's like, long a woke-ass queen. Hey, that I'm not attracted to. So don't worry. Now, and continues, as we've grown exponentially, I've not been able to stay on top of everything. And we're a lot on others to do their jobs as they know I Want them done clearly some didn't that will now change and I'm committed to ensuring this does not happen again I'm also learning that people who work with me and for me are Speaking on my behalf and misrepresenting who I am and that has to stop as someone who was judged and nearly lost everything for just being who I am Smart well smart. That's a nice move. That's a nice move. That's a nice move.

That's a nice like she goes, man, I'm going to start being better. Remember when I lost everything because it's just because I'm gay because I was born this way. Anyways, I want to know. Here's the thing I want to know about the Ellen thing. Really sorry about the sexual harassment things. I was very busy just fighting for the rights of people that everyone's equal. Oh, that's crazy that my staff was being mean because I just remember like when no one wanted to work with me because of who I am. I mean if you guys are

cool attacking that then I guess we can you know I guess you got fingered by a head writer that reminds me about when I got fingered by society all together and they took one TV show. But I persevered and probably you will too. Wow, it sounds like this environment was pretty toxic kind of like my conversion camp summer where they pulled me to five. I'm not with it again. I would be with out mercy. But anyways guys, that sucks. I'm going to make some changes. We're all ready that sucks. And I'm gonna make some changes. We good? We're all ready to record.

I gotta dance out of here. That's what she was doing. Hey, it's Black Lou again. Here, Dan and Jay are over some quick tips to young single moms for raising successful satellite radio hosts. Shout out to your mom for just knowing what to do. She got the son that she knew was gonna be a genius and then she's like, you know, get some hot dick to

fill me with other children. And she just wouldn't let him pull out. Dude, that's what you have to do. If you are a young woman, hear my voice. Go have a young warrior child, right? Just have a kid where the dad has got some real good qualities, but you know he's going to take off. Have that kid make him develop for 10 years alone in this cold cruel world. Let him develop his own weird idiosyncrasies and shit like that. And then bring in insecurities, insecurities. No one that protects me or love me. Yeah, have no emotional base. Have them be completely alone and then bring in a good dude. That's how I'm going. Completely, completely relying on all women and completely adapting their takes on things.

Yeah, make a little husband, you know, a little son husband that has to do all your chores. A little husband? A little sonner. Well, she's a little man that has to do all these little things for you. And then go get a hot piece of dick to pump out some kids. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm grade. I was the only mixologist at Laredo Middle School.

Nobody else at my age knew who Joan Van Arck was. Yeah. You think I could? Joan Van Arck from Dr. Quamping. Nicholas Sheridan also by the way, who did not know. Very hot, known for hot, yeah. I always remember my social studies teacher. I brought up 60 minutes. She brought up Dubai or something and I was like, I just saw that piece on 60 minutes and she's like, why are you watching 60 minutes? I'm like, I'm here my mom watching on Sunday nights.

While we have dinner and she's like, we're scotch and cigar and watch 60 minutes. Mom has a Southern comfort man hat in on the rocks. I put my guys down for 46 minutes of solid learning. And we sit there and see what's going on in the world. You know, maybe we have a little turkey tetrazini watching. What would you say for bringing us to the store? You know, I'm already saying for a little bit.

George Harrison, I don't know. Maybe I want to watch Ed Bradley talk to Muhammad Ali. I don't know. Oh, you God damn right, you do. That guy had an earing well into his 70s. And don't know. Oh, you got him right. You do. That guy had an earing well into his 70s. And don't think I wasn't coming with some harsh criticisms like Andy Rooney.

I was going, you know what I don't like about mom's boy friends. They're there in the morning. Why do they have to be there in the morning? They should leave at night. Yeah, it's that night. Why aren't you leaving at night? Don't let the kid grow up with you and the kitchen. What a disturbing voice you had.

It was not settling at all. But yeah, man, having that knowledge, that's what you should do with it, to create a guy that's going to have, to create men that are going to have a pretty successful satellite radio show. Hey, it's Big J. O'Grasson, and I hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire.

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