The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Unfortunate Events

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

The Alec Baldwin story breaks and leads to a discussion in which Jacob criticizes Shindler's List!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

Hey I'm Big J. Okreson and I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. We get so excited everybody. I'm Big J. Okreson and that's Dan Soder. This is the Bond Fire.

I'm sure. FactiTalk series 6M103. The whole crew is here in some form or other. In studio we have DJ Lou, Christine Evans. From his home studio we have Black Lou, our Black King Lou. John. So, sitting with the best team in the bonfire. Jacob Atat down in flow. Ride. Oh, ride. Oh, yeah. Hey, can I ask the group a question?

Do you guys remember when Dan's best friend Alakbaugh wouldn't kill that girl? Yeah. That was crazy. As you guys know, I only roll with criminals. Cold, blooded. Sorry, guys, maybe a fucking get tougher, and maybe you can be my friend.

Dude, what a nightmare he must be living right now. It's when I first heard the story. I'm like It was I like that. I guess the night it happened. It's sort of the broke late the news like late night because I heard it late I believe I saw it on the ticca and I looked at it and I looked it was such a guy low like even the person who posted about it It was like oh it must be fake. It's like three comments. I'm like dude. This is like a big deal and then the next morning It was like oh it must be fake because it's like three comments. I'm like dude This is like a big deal and then the next morning it was like Fucking everywhere. That's wild if you are the family of the woman that was killed Do you use a famous role of Alec Baldwin's to describe who murdered your family member? Oh my god, like you say the shadow The what the Malas guy so you say I have a god complex. Yeah, I'll't be the Malice guy. No, I'm not. The Malice guy. So you say, I have a God complex.

I'll tell you something. I am God. I am. I am God. Then Gary Glen Ross took my cousin. Yeah, always be closing. Yeah, you know what he did. He closed out our life unfairly.

Yeah, coffees for closers. And you're no closer. Yeah. The I, my question is is after the gun fired, was uh-oh, or a similar word said? Good, it's like, it's like fucking pregnancy. It's like, yeah, someone was saying this recently, like, how do you get afraid for so long

that you're gonna get somebody pregnant that when people are trying to get pregnant, it's always a fucking thing. Yeah. It's like always a fucking thing completely. I should remember what the correlation was, because I'm also stone just like Lou. Shut up.

Oh, but it's one thing. Why is there live rounds on the set at all? I mean, it always asks a fucking great question. Different parts of this story are coming out from the, like they're talking about how the crew walked out or the crew was threatening a walk how the crew walked out or the crew was threatening a walk out, the woman that ran the guns, I guess was kind of new to the job.

You guys are not used to live around. You guys don't use live ground. I grew up watching cow westerns. You're telling me those were live rounds? I think live rounds does not mean an actual bullet. I think it's a movie. A blank. A bullet for a blank that it's a movie. A blank.

A blank that it just malfunctioned. The blank malfunctioned. So Jacob, I think I feel like you know the most about guns probably out of any of us. Is that a normal, can a blank fire an actual bullet? I think it, well, that's what Brandon Lee dodged from, because I think like a cotton, it does expel itel it if it's faulty it'll expel something okay I don't know how that happened because apparently it hit her and the the director also

he's like the crazy I gave one of those cop killer that's by the way there at the point I was gonna make Jacob got me right back to it you could try so much and not have a baby and then leave it in for two seconds, too long and have a baby. Like fucking, Jacob, what did you just say again? God damn it. Keep leaving myself. The one in a thousand chance, like you could fucking 50 senka shot nine times and wrote an album the next year. Like he, a misfire from a blank, killed a lady and some very much injured another person. One. Tink, tink, tink. That's crazy. Like a magic bullet.

Isn't that crazy? How much that damage that cause when someone can take nine direct shots? And I mean, there's no, there's, I don't give a shit if Alec Baldwin or not, taking, killing someone by pure accident in an environment where you're like, who wouldn't give me a real gun? Oh my, that like that does. How quick are you? How quick are you? you're like, they wouldn't give me a real gun. Oh my! That like the,

how quick are you? How quick are you? You like to cigarette? He goes, that's right. I mean, like no, just like, when you read something, it goes, uh, Margaret?

Who goes for the Army blanket? First, where they're like, blanking them, you gotta get it over, we're like, just turn around. You didn't, just don't look at it. I mean, they must have like been good. I'll get away. What's the name? I don't know

But blah blah blah. By the way when the conspiracy stuff comes out, it's so fucking funny. Come out. Oh, yeah for sure He goes just you know that lady Like said she didn't like the person who did the director of photography on one of his other movies It's like something it's like some tied together So I think anything we found a list of Cinematographers he wanted to murder she was on it. I mean that's fucking it's an accident. It's a fucking terrible accident Cold gun no live rounds in it. I mean just Don't do live rounds anymore.

I mean, you could do that in editing now, probably. Do you have to have like an explosion in your hands? Well, a prop gun, is that just mean it's just the gun they were using, Jacob? There's not like an actual prop gun, right? They're just using a regular gun with blanks. I think that's how it is. You'd be begun in the garage.

I'm gonna hide from that. you'd be begun in the garage. I from that. Well, this was in the 80s. I don't even remember the name of the show. They were he was joking around and playing Russian roulette with a prop gun. And he died on set 100% that is how I would go out. Well, that's the guy. I was the original. The guy who made way for satara. In Chicago, the guy who made way for himara In Chicago the guy who made way for him Did one of those the guy was like hey man Can you stop cleaning and waving that gun around it's making me nervous He's like it's not even loaded doofus and hold it to his own head and blew his brains out

Man if you're wrong on that you're real wrong It's just and if you're right, you just made everyone uncomfortable. Well, that's what I was a But that one huh but Jacob's description of that is completely my personality. Where I'd be like, well, there's a fake gun. Bada, na na na. I'm just like, here's my body crumbles and go, oh, shit. Not me. I talk a lot of shit.

I just talk about the things I can do and then don't do them. When we were on Ari's roof, Fourth of July, it was a great shame thing. Such a great thing for Shane. I was like, yeah, I could definitely jump over the gap in these buildings and land on that thing. And he's like, dude, you'd break both your legs and blah, blah, blah, go.

I'm telling you, dude, it's a standard jump down. Like, you have to bend your knees with the hip. And he's like, dude, no way. I'm like, totally. And he's like, then do it. I'm like, that doesn't make sense. What if I'm wrong and I collapse my spine comes to stop my head like a Mortal Kombat death? Dude, I go, but I'm telling you I believe I can do it. I could feel the job.

So Jacob, is this what you were talking about? Like John Eric Hexam. Yeah. He was a voyager in the show cover up. I know Voyager, I don't know cover up. Voyagers. First of all, so you don't know it. Oh, Voyager. Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, I'm more of a cover up guy.

I'm a cover-ups. I give that plural. Cover-ups is and the bears. The bear. No, I know, I know. He died by something like being blank cartridge going shut to the head on the set of cover up Oh my god on a shit movie of all things too. Wait go to cover up

What was it? Is an American at your invention adventure television show Air for one season while I know why I Remember they used it the song I song Anita hero that that song. Really? Remember the show. I never watched it, but it was such a big news. It was such big news that he had done this that everyone knew about this. At the time. Okay.

On his question, we're all in the biz. We could talk about this. You're on a show cover up. You got a juicy role. Okay. You know, it's about to make you a pop you're gonna get into action movies. It's just a plus CBS CBS dude. This is fucking I'm telling you now CBS by the way in 84. Yes, so this is like Remington Steve those shows succeeded. Yes That's what I mean no one knows about those shows today but Simon and Simon things right in that wheelhouse This things built to launch you dude cover up is built to launch you right a movie career movie career You're gonna get into it. Hopefully off the small screen on the big screen totally swimming pools Absolutely hills this guy gets killed

How long until you're like? What do you mean like he dies and then you're like? Fucked me like how long until oh somebody else is on the show so no he gets dies and then you're like, fuck to me. Like how long until... Oh, somebody else is on the show. No, he gets killed and then the show's canceled. I was just saying, another guy who was gonna be on the show is like... No, I'm saying you were on the show, you had done production and then that guy dies and you're like, man, is that fucking who's my job?

Is this guy's fucking dummy? How did he do it? How did he die? Was it on set accident? Was it him that pulled the trigger? Was he like... Yeah, no, he put the gun to his time during a russian relit during a break between scenes on set Friday October 12th 1984 john air kexam became bored with the filming the last one saying this wasn't

a thing jager like a part of the scene he began playing russian who let with what he believed was a harmless 44 magnum prop gun and jokingly placed it to his temple pulled the trigger. The shot sent the wadding from the blank cartridge to Hexham's skull, driving bone fragments, the size of a quarter into his brain and causing massive hemorrhaging. Hexham was rushed to the hospital,

he was declared brain dead. Oh, that fucking saw. Nearly a week later on October 18th, damn. Christine, if I go brain dead, just tell me now. Yeah. Don't come and look at me, just tell me now. Yeah. Don't come and look at me, just draw and go. Yeah, dude, I don't want you guys seeing taxidermy, Dan.

Pull that plug. Pull that plug. Pull. Yeah. There's nothing more now I want than a stuffed Dan. I'm going to dress you in praise of the stone. Age stuff a lot. I'm like, what do you think, Dan?

I'm like, I'm going to do it. You have a wire that goes over the ceiling to my hand. Where you go? Dan, thumbs up. You want to watch the Sixers? Oh, curve, border. Yeah, you got it. You let it down? I'm not gonna let it down. Yeah, all right.

That worked. I'll weaken the Bernie's DJ Lou. If you go down DJ Lou, I'm not gonna let the world know. I wouldn't mind having me. First of all, my impression, me and Dan's impression of you is dead on. Yeah. It's like, that's literally how he talked.

It couldn't sound more exactly like, I'll tell you what, a lot of my impressions are just goofy voices I do in the spirit of the person, but yours, it's almost like I found your vocal range. It's biop, ready. It's not, it's biop. It sounds like every other impersonation you've done. Wow, you're just saying new things, dude. You're just saying new things. Ready it's not you know it's like every other impersonation you've done

You just say there things dude you're just saying let's test it out to Justin silver Okay, okay, let's play this game. Yeah, throw me good Justin silver. Yeah, hey every money. What do you guys want to do? You guys? Oh, yeah, I've got so many questions about my little white guys all like these in the room now do Charlie sheen You fuck. That's the same thing, just do it. Not, not wait. Yeah, good ol' one. Hey, John Cryer, blah, blah, blah, blah, something with the other one. That's the thing. Great, different tone.

Okay. I felt like Charlie Sheen was in the room. Also, can we get Cory fell mad? No, Tiger Blood and, uh, duh. Ah, yeah. All right, now. Waiting. Hit me with some, yeah, perfect.

Yeah, hit me with some fell dog. Oh man, you guys, why are you doing the ones that are all on the same key? All right, you know what? You're making me stretch. Can I do Charlie Manson? Can I get some trouble? It's not a good Charles Manson.

Don't drag that one out. Stop it, it's a failure. I don't know, but that's just a whimsical voice I do in the spirit of Charles Manson. Let me get some blue. So DJ Liu? Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Oh my God, if my brother says you can't come over Charles, man, let me get some blue so DJ Lou yeah, hey

Oh my god, my brother says you can't come over my house Yeah, it's Lou you got it. Hey my brother says it's just me and him right you gonna eat that Hey my brother wants nothing to eat that my brother wants nothing to eat that Can I box it up for him? Where you go where do you go when you become blue try to find my inner outer flannel do you can you stop talking Jay's trying to talk oh man i threw Jacob that was me voice remembered me the whole time yeah that was Jay that was Jay Oakerson yeah shut up Jacob you know you think when you're wiping down all the knobs and the keys and what have you? Perfect dude

Whoa, yeah, thank you to on the road. Man me and Jacob Jacob me you should start doing an old-timey radio show All this to it's all impressions and sound effects all sit down in front of the radio and look up at it and listen to you guys I'm like and that's in the thunder roll in. Oh Jacob sweating in an old dress shirt Constantly picking up these little pieces of wood Why are there other metals?

He definitely nothing next to him where he goes Will you put your hand by it? Well boys good news chock full of nuts once the sponsor show it's gonna be the chocolate full of nuts Jay and Jacob Jacob we should do old time radio now I love it. Oh shit boys. You're a smash it We got your following orphan Amy. Maybe one day when Dan's out when he knows he's gonna be out We'll do an old-time he Jay and Jacob, old-time radio show. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna let you produce the shit out of this thing,

but we're gonna do old-time radio. I wouldn't mind you guys. And now what from my sponsor is Voweling? I wouldn't mind you guys reading a, you know, a 25-cent novel from the drug store. Yeah. The same from it. Oh, for sure. Little news, little sports. And then I had to take old yellow out to the woods. Yeah, we should do that day in news from like 1932. Oh yeah. Oh, we should do old-timey radio for sure. I was just doing old-timey radio for sure. Let's give one snippet, let's give one snippet

of orphan Annie or something or a- or our gang. War of the worlds. Oh, a little rascals. Yeah. Even maybe a dentist a minute and Jacob We should dress like old-timey press when we do it. Yeah, you guys are both gonna have to have hats You sweat through. Yeah, I mean overcoats and just stiff wool suits

Reading reading any book that takes place before 1980 you realize how uncomfortable everybody was. Oh my god. Everybody was sweaty in thick clothes for no reason whatsoever So no one heard of a tank top. No, I just shorts ironically is legal and cool as wife beating was back then the wife beater non-existent. No, yeah The technology had advanced as much as the brutal form of teaching. The Jacob went to go put his outfit on as much as the brutal form of teaching. Jacob went to go put his outfit on. Oh, I'm here. He's got a card in the sense of press.

Yeah, he's definitely coming with you. But then as the show moves on, me and Jacob will be coming out of those clothes more and more, where we're down to eventually suspenders over a very billowy button down shirt. Rolled up at the sleeves. Sleeves rolled up and our piano player hair is flopping into our face

Sweat and you guys are just pushing sweat. Yeah, I mean our hair is like me and me and Jacob got a couple of Witsky 93 You're parted heavy part heavy part. We're talking down Moses part. Yeah, no shit, dude And then you guys sweating go Jay that's it now Jay. I need the thunder round Hang on who's that walking in? Oh, there's a airplane going by You turn jiggas my cup What's up? Who's that who's that walking in? No, look at here the thumbs are too light My fault. That's my foley walk

That's well the problem with those sneakers. Are you by high end running shoes for your crazy activities? So they're too light your parkour life doesn't translate to a couple of Doc Martins for that shit. You need heavy shoes. I would even go dress shoes put some weights in. No, I need you need your shoes for foley work for sure. Um, if Christine's not currently, you always speak ordering a rain stick, then fuck her and she's off this production. You will not be part of this one day thing. So far it's gonna be me, DJ Lou, Jacob, and I glue you went in black, Lou. Old timey radio, old timey radio. I'm so in. Lou's gonna be the house band. Just play a Casio demo and just give little jingles before the show's coming in and out.

And just give little jingles before the show's coming in and out Will I be allowed to be on yeah, you're right. How old are you going you going 40s? Yeah, so I was gonna say we're telling legal here Yeah, I'd consider myself the Oscar Schindler of black radio performer. Oh, wow. I'll take the risk You know that you hear about what Jason Ocasin did I had a black man not even for Amos and Andy Yeah, that's the best the funniest thing about black movies that show like a person like a- It takes a chance. Like overcoming all and like becoming the first Jackie Robinson, what I was just like this, is always like the movie does have to still pay all herrials homage to the one-white person and was like,

Hey, guys, hang on a second. Guys, I didn't know the fuck I got something. Jackie Robinson was really possible because of this old Jewish man. That's gotta be so fucking annoying. That would annoy the shit that he has a black person. Dude, that still goes, hell yeah, Jacky Robinson and owner, uh, Murray Leibowitz. Yeah, he's like, I thought, I thought it in justice was head. So I hired Jack.

It's also the- I took a chance. I didn't care. I told him to kiss my shmackle. Yeah, the most blatant form of trying to make yourself look good was when Brad Pitt's company did 12 years of slave. Then Brad Pitt shows up in the movie and he's like, I'm Canadian. I don't believe in slavery. Yeah. I can't. I think you're selfish. That's why you got to love Leo more. Leo just steered in. He goes, I'll be the plantation odor in Django. Yeah, because you want to know how hot I am. I can get away with being a plantation odor in Django. I got to see the end word seven times. How about I say it 10? How about I cut a black woman?

Because that was that work you guys you want to know how hot I am? I'll do it. I'll walk right what and that one and we'll suck my dick in my trailer right afterwards It's crazy my life is crazy and the press will call me brave That's how fucking hot I that's the rub. That's the that's the dip cap Leo dick cap. Yeah, dude. He I mean You know you take an old-timey role Yeah, yes the answer to short answer Lewis. Yes. Now I gotta be honest I don't know if the gym the floors of this scene are gonna be too fond of the idea

But I'll tell you that us from a performance standpoint we will fight for you. And what I will say is, you hear that gym mcloor? Sometimes go, black loo is gonna be on the show. Sometimes to go forward, you gotta go backward. Sometimes, we have to change the past if we're gonna make our future different. Future radio, future time travel radio back to out out of the Baldwin. Oh, what do you say Jacob? I should step back because I think I'm right about the live round, but the fact that it killed her and hurt the director, I might

I don't want to be I might be wrong. It might have actually been a live round, but I think that's also a term for a loaded blank. But that's just crazy what happened. Yeah, when Mr. Baldwin fired the gun law enforcement officials said it struck and killed the film cinematographer and wounded its director, Jacob. It's not funny, it's not funny. Well, fine, it's funny, isn't it? Yeah, it was tough. This is the sad. It's not funny. Well, fine. It's a funny enemy.

Yeah, what's this? This is the sad part. And raised new questions about firearm safety is on film sets. The assistant director, the assistant director did not know live rounds were in the prop gun when he, when he gave it to Mr. Paul. I would have said, guys, I don't even know. Why do we have live rounds here? Do you remember Wendy City heat?

Yes. Do you remember? Of course. I think I probably watch it once a year. The Wendy City heat when he's sitting there and they, do you know what that's about Jacob? Have you ever seen this? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Have you heard about this?

Have you guys heard about this? That's too much, yeah. That's great. Hey, this, have you heard about this? Yeah, about this. Um, Wendy City heat's possibly one of the funniest movies of all time. It's very, very funny. And it's where the whole thing's a prank. Yeah,, the whole movie is a pranking one guy who's a little

loopy. And they make him think he's an action star. They make him think he's a star of an action movie. They're basically like a die hard detective movie. Yeah, no, I'm so there's a scene in it where they say like the the fake bad is like a red bat. Yeah, the red and blue. But it's where they want a bath. Yeah, and he has to go backwards. And then when he has to, so the guy is tied up and his friend is playing the villain and his friends kind of a loop and he knows his friends kind of stupid. And then the director Bobcat gold with his the director and he's like, Hey, this is the red bat.

This is real. The blue bat is the prop bat. So that won't hurt him. So hit him with the blue. And then they'll have the scene and and the guy would grab the red bat And he's like stop He's like nothing. He was no the blue bad the blue bad Why is there a red bad

Yeah, he's screaming and that's the high pitch screaming. It's so funny That's the idea of this like my first question We have to find out what live rounds are because if it's not what we think, because if I was this lady's family, my concern would be, angry Alec Baldwin, just be like, like why is this a possibility still?

Damn dude, but if Alec- This probably could be handled. Alec Baldwin shot my mom, it would really ruin 30 rock for me. Oh, that really would be, it goes, it goes, my fall asleep show. It's timings impeccable, but the son of a and shot my mom it would really ruin 30 rock for me. Oh that really would be because I fall sleep show timings impeccable, but the son of a bitch took my mom. God damn it. He took Trish, but I love him as Jack Donkey

Um He's got to be in some state. Oh, yeah, that's got a fuck you up. I Mean, I don't know that's that's therapy Beyond that that's I a wall. No, I was I was I was like pausing and thinking like yeah, it's a therapy. Beyond that. That's Iowa. No, I was like pausing and thinking, I was like, yeah, it's like therapy out the air. He's got to go down to South America and meet a shaman and drink something and throw up a bunch to be okay.

That's fucked up. I'm at the friend of ours that posted, trying to see if I can get around this, cause it didn't make me laugh, but he's a buddy, but like, posted like a thing about like getting mad at people like stop laughing stuff trying to make fun of Alec Baldwin shit and then like a buddy poster. Yeah, yeah, and then under it was like Someone has like hey, did you cancel your show?

He was like yeah, yeah cancel it's just like the first two comments underneath and there's funny I only looked at it was like the the Alec, but yeah, it's like, it's weird to, I saw a few comics posting things where it was like, look, I'm all, everybody's always starts with like, I'm all for dark humor. What everybody's about to tell me I'm a piece of shit is. Yeah, I'm all, it's like, well, clearly you're not. But by the way, that's just the fun thing to do in life

is just to lead a conversation with that. Where you go, listen, I'm all for eating late. And it doesn't even matter what you're doing. And you're like, what did I do wrong? Look, I think rape can be hilarious. But you are missing the mark. Yeah, but you're right. People starting that off are like,

I love making jokes about whatever. But that's what it always is, because I giggled at my Nana's funeral. So I'll go there, but it's also stuff to really like what why would you oh? Yeah, exactly. I think it's funny when a children get killed by trains You know, I mean that happens 15 times a year. I think it's hilarious every time I thought Squid Game was the funniest show but 2021 but the fact that you said tranny instead of trans like Shut the world off. That's always the best is when people are mad and then they act like they're like and I'm a fan of comedy They used to do it at the restaurant all the time when someone would fuck me on a tip

They don't if it was like you know if there's heat between us. Yeah, they'd always go out of their way to tell me I'm normally a great tipper and it's like I don't think you are. No, I don't think you are. Think you're a focal lawyer. You know why? They're not a great tipper. I've never said that to a person. I don't think of my life. And then tipped well? No, no, but I'm just saying, but I am.

I just do. I tip and then I slide it over to him when they walk up to the table and I go, look at it. Here's where I'm, look at me and I went, right? Here's where I'm a good tipper. I'm a good tipper because I have the humanity to know

that like even if it was kind of shitty, to a degree, I'm still gonna give like the, the minimum of what's right. Do you know what I'm saying? Our garage, maybe the worst service I've ever had in any service I've had in my life. They are. Like when you go to get your car, get it, get it out,

to put it back away, it's a whole ordeal. If it's late night, it's a thing. I think the guy just kicks out in a car and someone's car and doesn't answer the phone and there's a gate blocking it. He has to answer, then he gives you his personal number to call and he'll be like, he'll be like, is this sleeping in the back of a Range Rover?

Do you hear him? Like, you hear him? I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, I'm at the gate, man. And he'll be like, oh, yeah, give me a couple of minutes. And like, he'll like, and then when me and Christine see him walking, it's never even gingerly. I'm just now hassle.

It's like a real, it's like a real like my mom's making me go home. I don't fucking stop. Oh, it's grudge. It's wild. Man it's like a real like my mom's making me go home. I don't fucking Stomp his garage. It's wild man that guy rules It's like I acting like he's opening the garage from his own house. He's like It's it's bizarre. I'm always jealous of that because no matter how much I would want to gingerly walk I would always be like the I'm sorry. I'm sorry Like that's my personality. I fucked up. I fucked up I should have been here at the place still don't do that. Yeah, try to cross the street

I still don't do that when I'm crossing the streets So if you have a car if it's like is me to get by them so they can turn because pedestrians have the right away I mean even if I'm not moving super fit. I move my arms like I'm moving for I'm trying to give you the messages That goes I don't want to block you. Yeah, I don't want to run back to the huddle arms. I'm moving. I'm trying to give you the messages that goes, I don't want to block you. Yeah, I don't want to. I'll do run back to the huddle arms. I'm like, yeah, yeah. Let me try. Yeah, man. I mean, I'll look bald when just really what a terrible accident to be the guy that you're, it's also your Alec Baldwin. So yeah, there's a lot of people that want to shit on you not for this, but this is the way in you think you said sex yet No, no Okay

Do you think he's laughed since probably yeah, probably you know like but very few? Yeah, I don't think it's a lot and probably more like thanks for trying to make me feel better last I think like that it was like, you know, uh wasn't a hard he Has a hard laugh. What was the I would have just done the whole Cogan impression from him with his son he goes What do you think that girl did brother so bad with God that God took her like that? Can you bring up that whole code? That shit's fucking wild It's a great thing to me that's going away. For those of the little bonfire context or just context in general

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that we just talked about. And then there's a phone call between Nick Hogan and Holk Hogan. And he's trying to make it sound. Isn't it weird to go by your dad's fake name as your last name? Yes. Is that not weird? Like, hi, I'm Dan Slaughter.

My father is Slaughter. Yeah. I just think it's my kid weird. Dan Kidd, so I'm tying to my kid. Yeah, you gotta be like I don't know it's I'm Dan Tonga Yeah, I'm Tonga is my father. I mean shout out Tom a Tonga one of the best wrestlers out there right now Dude Nick Hogan and I forget who he was dating, but it was somebody So hot he's like a DJ now. Yeah, yeah, and he was dating someone sort of famous I he's probably got fucking money. How much time did he do in jail? I don't know he did do Did you some time yeah?

Yeah, he did time it was on hug and nose best I think he was in there. Yeah, I know he's arrested on man's water He did I think he got manslaughter. Can you look up what he was convicted of? man in the courtroom is like kick out of it brother Come on raise your arm that's how they try them they choke them and then they they hold his arm up twice brain did brother reckless driving he accepted a plea deal for reckless driving was sentenced to eight months behind bars because he was a juvenile charges an adult he served part of his time separate from the other

prisoners in solitary confinement. Fuck. I don't give a fuck who you are. That is horrible. That's going to fuck you shit up. Solitary confinement is like, well, nice question. Some hot ass. I don't know what his girlfriend is.

Yeah. Cause now he's John J. Rambo. Because he mentally got fucking broken down. I bet he came out of that a completely different, but here's the thing. So whole Kogan and then we're on the front here and Whole Kogan says now you're right. He's gonna be a cold blooded killer later No, I mean just mean like did you salt there a confinement for eight months? Yeah, no I would go nuts. I think that my fear would be that I go nuts

I would wonder if I'd go full caveman and just smear my shit on the walls and maybe I got this guy's fucking Probably I don't know what I would do. I mean, you can only jerk off so many times a day. I mean, dude, they're like, I guess we'll find out. I guess you, I guess maybe there's more than one you think. They call you King Spider. Like he's got all those webs in there.

Who's gonna show you up? Who's just laced in come. I don't know how he does it, but the guy got it up three times. I mean, it looks like his walls are covered in doily's. Yeah. Hey Spider-Man, we gotta feed you. Don't you don't wanna come on your bread.

Can you please not come on the slot the food slot? Hey guys former radio partners across the hall. He's just rub shit on every Drowing numbers and shit like unforgiving it looks like when kids drawing themselves. There's just no shit on my eyes But it's everywhere else It's in my hair So he's trying to make his son feel better in this phone call. That's all he's doing. He's just trying to cheer him up. I know that.

But how he chooses to do that. There's just, I'll give you immediate, different wording of the same sentiment that could have been positive. Yeah, because basically Hulk Hogan and the call tells him like his friend did something wrong. Yeah, Hulk Hogan blames the victim. There you go. Here we go.

I don't know what type of person John was or what he did to get himself in a situation. I know he was pretty aggressive and used to yell at people and used to do stuff. But some for some reason, man, God bless, and the heavy show I'm in a kid man, I don't know what he was into. I printed him personally.

He was what? He was a negative person. We work on that realality deal? Yeah. Forming and get that thing lined up so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it's their food. Can you do it while you're on probation? Yeah, of course.

Yeah. OK, you want to do it pink sneakers or do you want to do with someone else? I want to do it where I'll make the most money. Well, then you need to do it with me, Jason Erick. OK. Do you have on producing the show? I won't do it. I want to do it. Where I'll make the most money. Well, then you need to do it with me Jason Eric. Okay. You know if I'm producing the show, I won't screw you know that. Yeah, of course. What a weird conversation. I'll make you know what a weird conversation. I have with your dad. We're like and I'm not gonna fuck you because I could fuck you But I'm gonna produce this thing and I'm just gonna shoot you straight when you tell your son that you're not gonna fuck him over

You mad but you're atina. You're talking biz. Every cause he goes, so I don't know whatever that guy did. Fucked up, so God wanted to make him brain dead in the past. Anyway, it's all got repowed. Anyways, you want to do this reality show? You're gonna pop out or what? He goes, what are you thinking?

I'm tweaking there, three little nice, maybe a Filipino girlfriend number or something. Yeah. He goes, I'm gonna say a number. You say thumbs up or thumbs down. $2.5 million. You're right, brother. I taught you better. I'll come in.

Huckle mania's running wild in you, child. You want some points on the back end too, brother? Uncle macho's gonna call you about a deal. Now, don't even sit here sitting up and I was wondering about your Fred who sucked so bad that tree smack them in the face brother I'm sure God put a tree in the road for your friend. I Know you're a great driver the best. I'm gonna tell you right now when I slam that giant

I knew my son was destined for great things Brother, what you're gonna do when my lawyer gets you out in eight months Piece of shit, but the point almost going back to Alex Bones out makes you think someone's just been like yeah, dude I would make the like coming out be like dude. It's like when jazel It's like when jazel the vent defended tom Brady after they lost a super bowl. Mm-hmm What do you want you to do throw and catch it? It's like you wonder if Alec Baldwin's wives's like, Whoa, how does she stand in there? Yeah, with her fake Spanish accent.

To pee pee. Why do you talk to her? I don't know. I'm sorry. Because why she's standing there. I pray to Maria. Can you say Santa Maria? Santa Maria, listen to me.

Christine, can you look up the conspiracies already and the Alec Baldwin thing? It's so fast. So fast. So fast. I mean, we were talking about NFL, which by the way, Black Lou, your Dallas Cowboys are good. That girl probably saw some sucking a cock.

But Jay and I as teams, not doing the best, just kind of going through some pain, but fuck, why did everything this up? that was such a pot head move? I think you were just killing times so you could find this thing No, I lost it. It's gone. Now you got it. You'll get it back. Nope. Yeah. Don't want it. Would you want to say something about the Cowboys?

Yeah, anything else? You want to lay out there nice, but the Cowboys? I can't wait to watch them melt down. And the nine years to catch fire and beat them in the playoffs. Suck on that black hole. So, see you in January. What? See you.

Jimmy Groplow. The Eagles, I think. The most handsome boy in the world who had it was a wet game and he couldn't hold on to the ball give him a dry ball that boy will fucking fired in there $50,000 bonus from me right now, and I know a lot of the Eagles listen to the show If you're on the defense send that a goon and Put deck press got down. I mean former bonfire guest deck press got right former bonfire guest that press got You can get crackle crack on his face, if you do it.

That's what I meant, though. How fast everything is now? Like we're fast to get to conspiracy theories about Olig Baldwin, but like, how fast and with like NFL Twitter, like the Niners lost last night and immediately everyone's like, Kaushan and it should be out. Try to weigh Jimmy Groplo.

Try Lance Time and you're like, dude, you guys, and then by the way, we're six weeks into the season, seven weeks into the season, by week 17, we they'll be like, you know, he actually is pretty good. That was a good run this year. Football fans do that every year. I remember the Giants, Giants fans, can I give it this claim or that don't, don't try to inject press cut. Yeah, if he gets injured, he gets injured. I'll be happy, but don't, I'm not giving you money for it.

I'm not gonna pay that. If you think I'm paying that, I'll give you money for it. I remember Giants fans in 2007 or in 2008 or 2011 specifically when they beat the Patriots the second time, they didn't have a good regular season. Their regular season was kind of walky and a lot of Giants fans were like, get rid of Eli, get rid of everybody, they fucking suck. And then they went on a run in the playoffs and beat the Patriots and they're like, bro, I've been big blue since day one. And that's how the NFL season is every year. If a team stinks at the beginning, everyone bales. And then if they get good at the end.

I don't see how the Eagles can get good at the end. I don't know, I hope the Nars can get at the end, but if they don't, I don't. It still be cold. Two and five's pretty. Oh, but here's a good news. There's an extra useless game to watch this year. Yeah. I don't know I hope the night is good the end but they don't It's so be cool to in five's pretty But here's a good news. There's an extra useless game to watch this year. Yeah So now you get to hurt one more. Yeah, I have one more I think it's hilarious that I'm watching our fan base who were called the faithful and just be like fuck this Can't read a gym eight they've never been you know, they mean they turned so fucking fast. They lose two more, or if they lose next week,

honestly, the week after, as we start thinking about, like, what, it means nothing. Yeah, I'll still watch, but yeah, I think for the 49ers, they don't beat the bears this week. And then if they can beat the Cardinals of the Rams, I'm gonna watch. I'm gonna watch. I watched fucking 72 losses for the six or so in one year.

So. When the Niners were two and 14 I watched That's tough a two and 14 season especially when week week one was the win I get nervous over you know when it's over you're like this is over week 17. Honestly 18 Yeah, football becomes fun in the playoffs because you're like a lot of people are out now So now I can enjoy the people that are left. Sure And whereas all season you fucking week 10 to 15, you're like, a great. The Vikings are playing the dolphins. Yeah.

Because it's the Vikings and the dolphins. Oh, my right friends are back for a moment. And those new songs they do are suck so bad. Wait, no, not for me. Oh, it's a, it's just all cherry underwood. Yeah, but it's all just a cheap ripoff of Hank Williams. Do you remember? I remember, Karen was in a terrible accident.

And they said her face was gonna be different. Her face was mangled and she was like, I'm never gonna look the same again. And she looks just like nothing happened at all. What if she has one of those missions and possible masks on and she pulls it off and she looks like no Gibson and man with Out of face it gets I've been waiting now. She pulls a mask on Monday

I've been waiting no day for a child's liver Sorry the mask you know, it holds all the poop that used to be my face together. I'm a pedal of stuff I'm the Phantom of Sunday night Bring up carry out carry on I know what we're before. Where you gonna say, where you gonna say black glue? I haven't even got what I'm watching. I've watched the Monday night football simulcast with the Manning Brothers.

I haven't watched any of it. I watched, actually I turned it on for a quick second. It's actually been cutting into me and Dan's pay-per-view podcast. We do every Monday night checking out football with Jane Dan. Yeah, so we do know about it black lieu I watched maybe a little bit of it, but I didn't give it a chance I just like threw it on it was like oh that's how they're doing it and then moved on What in the fuck are they talking about with carry on towards face because it looks exactly the same and good

I'm trying to find her scar picture. I think these are them That's almost my point. She's like I'm a monster don't look at me One of my eyebrows is a little bit shorter now. I'm not it Right wingers are exploiting get rid of that thing They're exploiting a woman's tragic death to troll Alec Baldwin. There is no bottom. In a truly ugly display, conservatives are mocking Alec Baldwin following the death of DP, Hollama Hutchins.

Helena? Helena. Probably. Yeah, you probably nailed it. I'm very bad with words, so yeah. Well, that's a name. Words and names are words, dude. I didn't look at you because I feel like I picked you as I kept staring the screen you looked at me Yeah, I mean, he'll use the name that I wore you all right

Names are worth Hey, I'm gonna mess up weirdo. Yeah, you fall hey, can I talk to you? I guess you outside. Hey kid By the left I mean even in that pile What did politics of do with this this daily beast isn't it? Yeah, it's place sucks go to another place No, daily beast is wasn't the store go down to the story. Yeah, but they would be things in general They were the ones that did that Podcast I did that podcast promoting the HBO special and then they put out that headline that made

it look like I was a dickhead. Oh, he's like billion star hates his bro fans. And I was like, that didn't send that at all. Well, Christine, Christine fucked a daily beast, switch it to another one. Woo! That's friendship. You know what, brother? I don't know what the daily bees did against God

But he had something they're brain dead for some reason Remember when Hogan dropped the boot on fucking gocker and got like 200 million But they didn't have 200 million so they just folded and you got nothing did he get nothing? We got whatever they had Yeah, gocker employees if you three cents and 14. Because brother, it was worth it for 1150 and a cure. And it's been pretty huge. I'm curious. I got a full console dance dance revolution. He goes, got a picture of a lady's family.

Don't know who the hell this is. Four trampolines, these big balls. They tell me your chairs. Yeah, I would try to believe a standup desk, which is for the areas. A stage. But they're gonna run up bunch of hipster shit. Yeah, I'm gonna look for a unicycle.

I'm not even gonna try to get on. Apparently this is a water bottle you refill. Whatever, brother. It looks wooden, but it's like a... Paul Limer. Now let me show you what the good stuff. A Kathy calendar. This lady sassin' it 365 days a year.

I hate Monday's Garfield Cup. Love it. Another picture of a family, but this mom's got big tits. Waitin' no, Matt. Yeah, I mean, due to Hogan rocked Gawker and then got his son out of jail, and they just cruised. Cruised.

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He always talks about it. No, it's a, no, it's a hashtag. They're, I could have done so many more. I saw many more. I could have been so many. Oh my god This computer that's 17 Jews what could this ring this ring could have brought oh my god Andy Cohen's diary could have gotten me You two more what about this large Chipotle Arnold Palmer? I could have gotten Jews for that You Jacob Think about your drumsticks. That's a Jew. That's a Jew.

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spectacular movie. You didn't need to lay it on like that again. But anyway, when I saw it, when it came out, I said, this movie is so damn, this movie is spectacular. I'm never going to watch it again, because it's so goddamn depressing. This weekend, I'm bored out of my mind, and it's just on showtime. Okay.

From the beginning, or did you jump in? You jumped. Home of billions, by the way. Shout out billions, shout out billions, season six coming in January. It was at the beginning like a very opening scene, and I just started watching it. And I think even like a comedian made a joke about it, but when it came out,

the good buy Jews girl, remember the good buy Jews girl. I don't. There's a one scene where they're emptying Jew, they put all the Jews into the Warsaw ghetto and then they, and then they empty out the Warsaw ghetto, they ship them all to the concentration camps. As they're walking out, one of the German girls starts screaming, good bye, Jews. Good bye, Jews, she's just like 11 years old. Well, we have her here today on the show.

Joining it, like really hitting the note. I've heard some very angry Richard girl. Good bye, Jews. And like keeps saying it over and over again. I think that really was her only movie. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of off the park home run. I mean, is it memorable? You know what's even better about that is that I hope she just has like a regular job now where she's just like data entry. And she's like, I looked up her name. And she's like, I'm actually, what you don't know about this was I was in shindras.

I was so good by Jews go. That's what that movie's it made. It's as good for people. The one that the scary short haired girl from aliens. Yeah, you see that. Yeah, she's a fat lady. You have a longer a shot. Very hen.

I love her. Yeah, I love that. Not supported lingerie store. No, no, I I might. That's one of my favorite movies. So aliens. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I loved her in that movie. That was her only film. It's funny to call it. Missioners was heavy handed at the end. We got the whole movie. Just Jacob going. We got it. Just that speech. Yeah, uh, Jacob. Don't you worry, buddy? Because you sing Jews like that is about to be on the new

Drop list of I know five face for probably a good six months Could you say goodbye Jews again with the same emphasis? Goodbye, I can either have a conversation with you or worry about everything lose going to pull. So don't worry about it at all. Of course, what's we all do? Shout out, Anamona. I think it's not or canoe for the good by Jews girl.

Oh, her name, the IDB. You found it up because I was like I remember when it came out I said this girl is terrifying. Yeah, could I Screaming at them like raging at them as they're walking is it like a happy yellow forget it? Is it like No, she's gleeful. No, no, no, it's cutting like she's like go fuck your, you know you're all about to die type of scream. We were on IMDb for six and jump a lot Well, we already No, no, no, no, who's I was having who's doing it? That was Jacob for real. Oh, it's a layer. Can you pull that up? I mean why do I want to play this? It's so depressing. I don't know, but let's take it anyway. It's not great

You're a dude. Let's take it. Let's take it. Let's take it. Let's take a break We got to take a break. We'll play the 13 seconds of this video. I mean, I know, but then we're gonna watch it We got four minutes to get these reads in Okay, do it do it. Well, I Jacob this is your only scene Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, call. Guys, you gotta take this. Good bye, cheers. Terrifying. Bring a bribe to me when we come back, but I was gonna say we were doing six and jump and IMDb all the time.

How many people do have a one? Is there only thing with 21 jump streets? What about the guys that did? Jump street and then win on to create Paw Patrol. Yeah, didn't act anymore. Guy was just like a fucking detective. Oh, and that happened to be it. Oh yeah, I happen to be a 21 jump

street and now I have a house in Santa Monica. Yeah, I'm Paw Patrol. We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Shout out pop. I said that that scene was hilarious. No, speech was heavy handed at the. You're not wrong. You're right. I'm not right. Because you joked about it. And you, yeah, Jacob, you're absolutely right. No one would be that sad about the Jews they couldn't save. I agree with that. I know. That's, that is how I think I speak. I think I speak for black little when I say, we never wanted about the Jews we couldn't save. I got to rethink this. Don't you dare. Don't

you ever leave me very conflicted right now. Let me very conflicted right now. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM! you