The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Vince's Texts (feat. Steven Singer)

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

The great Steven Singer is in studio as Jacob reads Vince McMahon's disgustingly dirty texts.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. O'Kersen. We're actually a full radio show on Serious XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of The Bonfire, you can listen on the Serious XM app. Go to seriousxm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kersen and Robert Kelly. Robert Kelly. You know why she was never a sex symbol? Because of her teeth, her horse teeth, her haircut like a man, her small head, her speedy little elf nose. Her husband was a guitar player.

Her husband. Yes. That's what it was. Yes. She had a was a guitar player. Her husband. Yes. That's what it was. Yes. She had a husband farting around the whole time. Yeah, it did sound. And he's good looking. Is he?

He was a good looking guy. Was it Neil something? Yeah. Neil Brennan. Neil Brennan. Neil Brennan, one of the Brennan brothers was married. People don't know this. To Pat Benatar.

Facts. It's a Bobby fact. 100% Oh yeah, he is good looking. Good looking guy, good looking older guy too. Too good looking for her now. No, she aged, she looks better now I think. I almost said Pat was good looking.

I think Pat's better. She had a good beginning, rough middle, and now she's hot, I think she's hot. Gray-haired Pat. I'll tell you what though mm-hmm That video ever comes on I'm standing up. I'm doing the dance. That's how much it rules It's the build up to that video. I love a build up It's good. She leaves her family to go become a prostitute, but not a prostitute's gonna take any shit from a pimp

She has a lot of build ups She has a lot of build-ups in her songs. Yeah. Oh, you meant build-up of the song. I like this. Not the video build-up. Where it starts out slow. I like this. Yeah, treat me right to goodie.

Build-up, and then all of a sudden, gim, gim, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic. This video doesn't make no kind of sense. I'm gonna call it prostitute, but I'm not gonna fall in line with pimps. Yeah. And I love that prostitutes have chairs like really comfortable chairs. I keep start I'm gonna keep through 80s music videos selling the legacy of Louis J Gomez's father first thing I'm gonna say is Louis's father was the pimp from the love is a battlefield video Mm-hmm, and then later got stabbed in the Michael Jackson beat it

Louis's dad was the casualty of the Michael Jackson beat at knife fight and later later played Juan Epstein in It was in the mr. Connor welcome back cutter Dude this dance fucking rules Look at me she was bony she's holding back all them teeth with that mouth I mean she got little lips and fucking giant teeth. It's hard to shut her mouth. I mean, she has to really force it. Ooh.

Didn't we do this dance of one of our first days? Yeah, it was one of our first little dances we did together. This might be our theme song. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, Love is a Battlefield. It'll be our interest song. Look at the man, the trajectory of Lewis' dad.

Then he died in this fucking beat it knife fight. Yeah Yeah, I said as soon as they were done dancing Michael Jackson came in got him all dancing But then he left eventually and that guy went on to kill Lewis's father I also was online shopping for a beat a jacket yesterday batting around walking around in a beat it jacket I was online shopping for a beaded jacket yesterday, batting around walking around in a beaded jacket. I love that. I mean, that jacket is the best. Well, the world's gotten more used

to a larger man these days, and you can find things in your sizes. When I was a kid, couldn't wear a beaded jacket. Woo! And then, can I tell you something? If you were a kid, do you ever see a kid get the beaded jacket when you were younger and unzipper the sleeves and wear the beat it vest what a jerk off

I was a fat kid with the beaded jacket a fake knock off one and fake Jordan's I'll tell you how I'll tell you where you see the fake all the time in the beaded jacket those silver patches on the shoulders they don't go down as far on the fakies not enough talk talk gets said about the guy who has convulsions in this video that we just watched. I watched the dance convulsions. Me and Christine watched the Thriller 40 year anniversary documentary last night. Did you watch it?

Yeah, love it. And in fact, they do point out the vibrating guy. His name was like Poppin' Tony or something and it was like a big deal. Two seconds of poppin'. Two seconds of poppin', but he did, they made a real big deal. Michael Jackson incorporating

everything. He stole this. Armbe, hip hop dancing, classic Fred Astaire style dancing, the molestation game of Fatty R Buckle. The guy brought everything to the table. Fatty R Buckle. What a pull. Where was this documentary?

I don't want to see this. Thriller 40 is... Showtime. Is it Showtime? Oh yeah, it's a show. It's a showtime slash BT plus joint. They don't mention the pedophilia. How much is a they do not mention the pedophile But it's a great document. Do you know fun fact I didn't know about Michael Jackson? I mean, obviously we all know thrillers the growth highest selling album of all time Maybe not anymore, but it was forever and Yeah, are you gonna miss how its highs forever. And yeah, they're madness. How old size do they have?

What size do they have? They have up to three X. No. Oh yeah, they do. That's a big jacket. It's a big, that's a big ass beaded jacket. That's a beat, I mean, dude. But I will tell you also.

You're gonna have to undo the zippers to put it on. But I'll tell you also. Yeah. I feel like the thing doesn't come down on the shoulders enough. His was a longer thing. Well, I'm sure they the thing doesn't come down on the shoulders enough his was a longer thing Well, I'm sure they don't make it exactly like his but it's got the it's got the sleeves with the It's got the what do you call it the elastic on it?

So you can push them up and then do the beat it dance everywhere I go What do you mean? What do you mean the elastic sleeves? What do you mean? It's got elastic in the in the cuffsuffs. In the cuffs. So you can push them up, see? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And then look. It doesn't come down as much. No, they never do. They can't.

It's probably, it's probably a designer. Does it have three zippers underneath the one side and two on the other? Go back, Christine, to the knockoff. It has so much leather on this, on this upper arms. It looks so uncomfortable now that I'm looking at it. It's a crazy amount of leather. But you don't wear those sleeves. It's scrunched up on his arms. It looks so uncomfortable now that I'm looking at it.

It's a crazy amount of leather. But you don't wear those sleeves. It's a scrunched up on his arms. You wear those sleeves. If you just earnestly wear a beaded jacket and don't try to look exactly like Michael Jackson looked in the video, you're a jerk off. But you know most people are gonna not even know

that that's a Michael Jackson video. Oh, they're gonna know as soon as every time I'm stopping moving, I'm completely dancing. You're moonwalking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. walking to you Uber hell yeah they talk about that in the documentary too about part of his like genius was that like keeping the time and everything was a call that called? What's it called? Scatting. Scatting, yeah. Skip that. They call it beatboxing at one point.

They do this side by side of him dancing with the K-pop. What's the name of that band? BTS. One that got the fucking TV that fell in their head. What? Really? We showed you that. Oh, that wasn't BTS though.

That was a different K-pop. Is that a different K-pop? Yeah. The fucking Trinitron just fell on the kid. You know, he lived. Really? Yeah, he lived. Half a face, but he lived.

Oh, that's fine. They do a side by side of BTS, the K-pop group dancing. And I mean, identical, like, it's side by side. It's pretty fucking wacky. Good editing. It was very, very good editing. But Michael Jackson, yeah, it's a great album and oh, so this is the fun fact Lou if you remember so it's highest selling album of all time

No official tour. There was never a thriller tour His dad Guilted him right away in the taking his brothers on tour and doing the Jackson's victory tour There was no so the victory tour was he'd be forced to do these songs He didn't want to do with his brothers, and then they would sing terrible backup on his thrillers. I mean, bad. They were singing Billie Jean is not my lover in the back,

so terrible. It looks like they were sandbagging him. I saw one of the videos where one of his brothers were playing guitar and he went off, he went off and Michael was pissed. Oh, I bet. Because he was doing unlike some fucking guitar riff in the middle of the song and he looked at him like, all right, motherfucker, enough. It was the

victory tour. They were so not happy. It looked. Yeah, Mike was not happy. Well, also people forget, you know, his boyish voice too didn't go with I didn't think it went with the songs. It did. His coming out moment too. I for the Motown 25 was like the biggest coming out. Yeah, that was like. Yeah Yeah, for sure they do the timeline I know we were young and we think of the timeline a little bit differently off the wall was not a huge huge hit And it was only considered a thing

Billy Jean Him performing Billy Jean on the thing was huge. Also. had to be, another fun fact they said, MTV had to beat into, they didn't want to play, they didn't want to play Billie Jean at all, that's what it was, it was getting no airplay. And then I guess the guy from CBS Music was like, oh that's fine, don't play him on MTV, but I'm gonna pull Billie Joel,

and I'm gonna pull all these people off MTV, so they were like okay, okay. And then Billy Jean got on, then he did the Motown 25 performance, but his brothers were on that. They did a whole Jackson five thing first, and then they had to leave the stage. And then he went into maybe the most iconic

live performance of all time. When he put the hat on. Losing their shit. It's insane. To switch up from him like, all right guys, that was really fun doing ABC again if you wouldn't mind for a second. He goes, it was nuts.

It was crazy. And then he did Thriller and it was a rap. He did Thriller and that was the way to solidify him as the thing. But he did Thriller and then as he'd go tour with his dumb fucking brothers, his sweaty greasy ass brothers, they're all sweaty and still wearing disco. It looks like Parliament Funkadelic. And then he starts dressing like a drum major. Then also, that was a funny thing too.

Somebody, I guess his company had a deal. They were gonna use some other kind of like a sponsor for the thing. And then his dad or whatever was like, now we already got it, it's Pepsi. And then because the dad got the Pepsi deal is why Michael Jackson's head caught on fire. I think he's so good looking in this performance.

This was it, this was a sweet spot. I mean, his outfit was incredible, his hair was perfect, his face, I mean, he's so the shit right now. Christine, give me a little volume on this. Yeah, this was the moment. This was his moment. However, and I'll always say this from the time

I watched it as a kid, it's surprising it's considered one, it's so much about his dancing because he is not singing a word. It's complete lip-sync. But no one gave a shit. It's not, he's not singing? No, it's the album version. No, you didn't know. Don't act like you didn't know. Of No, it's the album version. Now you didn't know don't actually you didn't know

I did of course. I didn't see your sarcasm on an idiot his hair with this is my favorite Michael Jackson hairdo though When it was still kind of afro Yeah for got to slippery that before it became Liza Monelli's hair It looks like his hair was already on fire, and then it caught on fire. Plus his outfit. I mean, look, those, those saggy diamond socks he wore. I've always wanted those saggy diamond socks. Those diabetic diamond socks he had on. Oh, those would be great to fly in.

Also, I'll say this, you want to hear another unpopular thing He a kid's assholes. Oh, sorry that After the moonwalk the toe the up on the toes Stop that exciting. He's up on there for less than a second. It's so short I don't know how it became like his thing. You can't do that without like ballet shoes on nobody no man had ever done it You can't do that without like ballet shoes on. But nobody, no man had ever done it. No black man had ever tiptoed. 100% of people in this room can do that. I bet you can't.

Challenge me dude. Yeah, I'm challenging you dude. Dude. Is it time for a little bonfire forensics? Dude, I'll bet you this checks mix that I'm dying to eat. Man, what if everything breaks? What if everything in my feet and ankles break when I try? In my mind, I can do this. If you want it with shattered ankles?

I think he makes it look easy. Christine's got a... I'm saying it doesn't look easy when he does it. It looks like he doesn't necessarily really do anything. Yeah, but he weighs a hundred pounds. Jay. I'm saying he doesn't stick the move. Is that a fair statement?

He does it for half of a second. It's a half of a second? In this video. In this video. It's right after the move. So the thing is it gets looked over because it's right after the moonwalk, which... The first, everyone's like,

What the f- which by the way, taught to him by Turbo from Breaking. Really? Yeah. That's what Turbo says. The moonwalk was iconic. And no one's ever done it this good. And he fucking fucking kills it and then so everyone's so wrapped up in that that stupid toe tap Gets overlooked and it's not awesome. It's a great button on the move. I think you're right

It's not he could just moonwalked and then grabbed his own dick I love it Christine's when you sit when you deny her and her death stare at your forehead Yes, one of the scariest and one of my favorite things of all Bobby show your respect Look That's great. Yeah, horseshit. All right. Wait a minute. Can you play it back? Wait? He falls immediately Wait, wait, there's a cut. There's a cut. I think there's a cut. Nope. There's a cut. You think it was a three minute toe hold and then cut it down?

Listen, there's a cut. Ready? Watch. Here it comes. Shoulda moved up every time. Skump, skump, skump, skump. Big spin. Bang. Cut.

There was a cut. And also, he's bent over too far. It doesn't look that cool. I don't think he landed it right either. He didn't land it. But that's not the regular one. I'll tell you what though, he does that little niche-wiss thing. All's forgiven.

Yeah, it is. I'm right back, just like that. What's up, man? Yeah, it's great. Hehehehe. Woo, what the fuck? I think it's great. Hehehehehe.

Don't think it's great. I think it's great. I think it's fantastic. I think it's great. I think it's fantastic. I Think it's great So I mean it's just uncomfortable How great it is it's great It's fantastic I think it's great for producers amazing

Wow, look at that shit He's on his toes. Yeah, look at that look at the toe right there go back go back to that toe He was holding something go back to that toe. He's holding something. He was not holding anything He was holding a microphone go back. Can you go back to the toe? Just right. Oh, he's holding the microphone stand No, wait wait wait, wait. Not this. This is after the moonwalk. It was just right there.

No, this is the moonwalk. Now, Christine keeps coming back to the original fuckup. The toe, right? Maybe you're right. That's very uncomfortable. It's not a good toe tap. But the next one, the next toe tap is fucking great. Because he's holding something. I don't think he's holding anything holds the microphone no not at all I don't think so yeah it's kind of a similar style and dance

oh my because we grew up dancing together no he's not oh man he's so bad ass you're so badass they should do that here you go right here boom all right was holding the mic he was holding the mic stand how the backstanding entire time well you know what Jay I still don't think you can do it for a second how's that I think he did it and he nailed it and like Christine said it was a nice little button right Christine it is thanks Christine isn't the guy could do it you can't I can though I please play the music. It's not easy. It's not easy and you can't. I can't moonwalk. You can't. I can't spin 15 times in a row. You can't even do the up the knee up in

the wiggle. Of course I can do that one. I've been doing that since I was a child. Another like he does do a toe stand on his toes when he, he picks his hat up off of his head, right? Nope. He freezes his head. Nope. Can you Google Michael Jackson's toe? It's not a toe, it's not a, uh, what's it called, a toe stand or whatever. It's not that, no, when he slaps the thing on it's the knee, come on, you've seen Corey Feldman do it seven bazillion times.

Man, he's killing it though. He killed it. Yeah. That face, look at him, he knows it. That was the change of everything. And then Paul McCartney endorsing him was like a big thing. And then he shoved it nice up Paul McCartney's ass. Oh, that was great.

Hey Paul McCartney, you gave me the best endorsement ever. And then I'm gonna buy your fucking music right out from underneath you. I'm gonna buy all of it. And then I'm gonna use it for everything. I'm gonna use it for luggage commercials. Does his estate still own the Beatles catalog? I think somebody owns.

I believe he still owns, I think he still owns the Beatles catalog. Doesn't somebody own Michael Jackson stuff now? Blanket. Who owns Michael Jackson thing? Blanket Jackson? No. Blanket, what is that?

Prince Hussim, Prince Hussim, Hamed. Jackson. Girl is mine. Have you ever heard, it's a good song, but man, what a not scary argument. Remember, Dianne's like, seriously, I love her, like, oh no, love, you don't understand, it's a blubber do bobble do boo.

Yeah, she does have a little ding ding. Flim ding shimmy shimble do boo. Oh, she's a little old and a little girl for you. Am I wrong? Am I right? Everybody in here knows it and you say nothing. She doesn't like rides, Michael. She doesn't like corn-a-ful rides. Oh, why don't you just give it to me and start putting on this facade? Michael, she's dire-back. You're not gonna get her in your room with candy. You would leapfrog her to kiss Webster on the dick. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha vagina it's open Michael if you smell one oh god oh god Paul smells like an

English prefix Michael why do people like this it's wet it's so wet it's just like a hole in nowhere you Michael put your fingers inside and feel the bumps in the little nuggets oh god I that makes no mistakes I guess. This feels like one though. Reach far on the back and look at that little knob. It's like a light switch. Oh, do I move it left or right? Damn.

Dude, he was only 50 Michael Jackson when he died? No. Yes. No way. I think that's right. Really? Yeah, that's right there. Jesus, I'm older than Michael Jackson when he died? No way. I think that's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah Jesus, I'm old than Michael Jackson. You made it longer than Michael Jackson, dude. Holy shit. That's nuts. I mean he died young though. When did he die? How many years ago? 10? What though? 50 years old. That tour was gonna be something, huh? Yeah, 15. 15 years ago. 2009.

Jesus, I thought it was, I thought it was, I thought it was. That's, that tour that he died while he was getting ready to do was going to be 50, he still had it. Yeah, yeah, he did still have it. Would you go, would you go see him if he was still around? Great. Huh? If he came around touring, if you're still, would you go see him even knew? Yeah, I have an adult daughter. But even you know, you know, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, You cannot. If Max says I'm gonna go to the bathroom, you better go with him.

You don't know what happens in the downtime of that concert. Come on, thank you, me boy. I'm sweating. I'll three, row four. Get that little kid with the little cube on with the knot of hair. He's got big hands. You know what that means? Little Cube one with the bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl Oh God, I mean he looked like that shit crazy. He looked a little crazy, but not that bad. No, no really really really bad No, what? He looks like Corey Feldman now. Yes These are all we have here in front of us. So what's going on and Vince McMahon came back to the WWE

After he was he resigned from other accusations Came back to the WWE after he was, he resigned from other accusations, came back to the WWE. They just inked a big deal with, was it TKO and stuff? He left WWE because of accusations. Had it come back to ink the deal, right? Did the deal. And as soon as he came back, what happened was I believe there was I know you are a forensic accountant.

So I'm going to take your word for this. There was so he came back. There was a payout to this person with a, you know, what is that called NDA? Yes. And couldn't, okay. All parties agreed. Not going to say anything. Talk about it. Here's your money. What happened? A new company comes in, takes over the thing. All of a sudden, they're not paying. They're not paying. They're like,

What is this? We're not paying that. Stop payment on that. And he goes, honestly, that is a pretty good price for shitting on a girl's face. What is that? I'll tell you what that is. That is a fucking fair market price for taking a dump on a woman's head. That is pretty good for as many threesomes as I had. And the two times I took a shit on a chest and a head. That's pretty good. That's a good price. That's not all things considered. I think we're getting a steal here. You're not going to find that price anymore. That price doesn't exist. Sir, now that you run the company, I'd like you to shoot on a woman's head for this much

money. Fine. Try, try in today's world. While she's having sex with another guy. Good luck. Good luck with that. So I guess what happened was that contract's now in void, right? So comes out, hey, fuck you, pay me, you did all this shit to me. everything fair game He had to go back. He's away again. He's gone. He's out of the company. He is not a part of it The rock steps up. Mm-hmm comes in

Everybody else on our face rock. No, that's not rock did not shit on a party. No, nobody shit on a face after Okay So now here we are all all this stuff came up. That girl should do porn by the way. She is limitless. But here's the thing, Jay. She was, I'm not saying it's her fault, right? It's definitely not her fault.

And she's- No, it's not her fault, but she's like, and these things like, sure baby, I blah, blah, blah, like she's talking to him like, Yeah. You know what I know, I mean she got caught up in this he hide. I mean, he's definitely fucking manipulative Which she wrote here is pretty is pretty well I think we should have Jacob read some of these in his beautiful Jacob voice. I love it. I don't think I brought my readers Yeah, I think Jacob should read these because I think that If we read them it might come come across too dirty. We want to come across, maybe as Vince meant them.

So these are context lists texts between Vince McMahon and her. These are texts from Vince McMahon and her, and I'm pretty sure you can tell which one's Vince and which one is her. And she released these when the contract was null and void. Well, I'll just say so they know. Yeah.

This parts Vince. Go ahead. Well, I'll just say so they know. Yeah. This parts Vince. Go ahead. Jacob, if you'd please. I'll just read them in order, left to right here. Left to right, and then I believe right, was left to right, and then across down here. Sure. So this is Vince texting something, all right.

I love it. That's you,elle. You you just can't get enough can you? In the future it's going to be so bad that you'll demand to be fucked twice a day and not just with blank in a three-way. Who do you think that was? Mystery. The son. Why not? Triple H. It's a short line. Do you think they wrote Triple H? Why not let others see the beautiful, voluptuous body and watch you shake uncontrollably when you come?

Why not? Then they'll go out of their minds. Then I'll find more friends and we'll tie you up so you're helpless. I'll direct them to have their way any way they want. You can, uh, who can make you scream the loudest? Maybe I'll just line them up and then, and then have them squirt in your mouth. You're pussy all over your tits and ass all at the same time. You'll be covered and come and we'll make you eat it at,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We'll make you eat it all. We'll make you eat it all and taste everybody's cum. The next morning, you'll be a little sore, but you're still gonna want more. After all, after all that fucking's over and over, after all that fucking over and over, that's the first one. And, so far. Happy Valentine's everybody. Dude, the guy. Happy Singer Rose. Happy Valentine's. You can do that or you can just go get a beautiful rose.

While not a poet, this guy speaks from the nuts, man. I mean, that's beautiful speak from the nuts. The guy's not a poet, but this guy is just, he is verbal diarrhea. He's letting you get it all. How do you think it would really, like how could you say that to Christine and make it sound sexy? Could you make it sound sexy?

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, everybody watch you shaking uncontrollably crazy when you come and then we'll line them up, and everyone's gonna squirt in your mouth. You pussy in your stupid face. All at the same time, you're gonna be covered in cum. And then we'll make you eat it all,

taste everybody's cum. And the next morning you'll be sore, but you gotta walk the dog still. And make the bed and vacuum the bed from the dog hair. What every girl dreams of. I'll tell you right now, if I, Lou do a wet check on Christine. Yeah, try to stick one of these papers to it

if it sticks right now. I gotta read this next one. I'll go back in order. This one was insane to me and this isn't just. You're jumping? Yes, because I think, I will go back to the other ones. He's using his creative license. Okay, sure.

Go ahead, Jacob. What does RE mean? Regarding? Regarding your last picture. You need your panties ripped off and three big black dicks in all three holes at the same time. Way up your pussy and way up your ass

as far as they will go, but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down your throat so it makes you gag and convulses those big black cocks pound away. It feels like from the start you're being assaulted, but it's just made you come non-stop. Just one continuous constant orgasm. And just before you pass out, those big black dicks squirt their loads of come inside you. As you lay on your stomach,

the come is coming out of all your holes. I'll turn you over and I'll jack off all over you. I can't tell these are threats or promises or what. That's his thing. Look, this is just Jacob talking here. Sure. I'm not going, if you're a woman who's doused and come, I'm not going near you.

That's me. That's fair, wasn't it? It's not my kink. Sure. So if you look at it. He, this is drawing him like a moth to a flame. Skylissa, come, covered woman. The more come, the faster he's going to run to you.

So if you saw a woman, if you saw a woman, and she looked like she was leaking cum, you wouldn't want to go near that? No. Whatever. A woman who you love. Covered with so much cum that she looks like a melting candle. She looks like a cum donut.

She's a pig. And you don't like that. No, she's a pig. Okay. What about all the black cocks? Is that gonna bother you? It's not, look, the racial makeup of the cum, of the cocks that created this.

Right. I want you to know. It could be all white, all black, all Asian. Right. But if you're covered and cum, Yeah, you're not getting with this guy. I don't know if he thinks he's using like the European spelling of pussy, but it's always got an E in it every time.

Corey Feldman's spelling too, with the U instead of Y. That's why he's spelling too. He spells cum properly every time. But he uses you and he uses... The letter two for two. He actually texts like Prince would text. Which is the number two. Yeah, and to all your holes.

Maybe this isn't him. No, don't say that. It's him. Come on, baby. There's the feminist. It's fucking him. Let me reread this last one, Bobby. The whole thing?

Because this makes me not a last sentence. Oh, yeah. Can you do as a sexist as you did last one? I'm not only in the room. He wants not only to be in the room with this cum-stained pig, but as you lay on your stomach, the cum is coming out of all your holes. I'll turn you over.

So now he's gonna flip her over with slippery, which he's got jizz all over her. It's the fresh side. There's a fresh side and there's a dirty side. You gotta put her on the cool side of the pillow. Yeah, you gotta flip it over. According to this, there's not a spot on this pig that doesn't have come all over it.

Well, no, I don't know about this one. You're missing, you're jumping back to the other text. What'd you say, Grig? The other text will be covered in comp. Oh, she's leaking. In this one, she's leaking come, because all these three big black dicks have fucked all over holes, Jacob.

And then the comp is coming out of those holes. Flip over in your stomach, let the jizz leak out while he lets off on her part. So leaking and covered, I messed up. And he stepped on the small of her back, so he pushed all the come out of the holes. Just so there could be more. Like a mustard dispenser in a hot dog place. Yeah, like one of those mayonnaise packets you get. You just step on it, outside.

It seems like he's flipping her over like a dead body onto a carpet. You gotta roll up. She's covered in com. She's covered in com. Oh, I'm sorry. She's covered in com. She's covered in com. Oh, I'm sorry. She's full of com. Full of it. Full of it.

Even you're making my mistake. If she would have stood up. No, if she stands up as all starts running down her thighs, it's not what he's looking for. That's disgusting. He wants it to just be leaking out of all three of her holes while he wax off on her. But Jacob, this is pretty cut and dry shit.

Yeah, this is. How old is this? It's all right here in the text, Jacob. Jacob. You're reading into it. This is how it's all right here in the text. Jacob, you're reading into it. So coming the whole time. Can I just not stop coming? Don't forget. Look at him. He said she's.

Jacob. Yes, according to him, she loves it so much. Jacob, some of the come is hers. It's not all just black guy come. Let's not forget, dude. She's soaked because she loves big black cocks and all of her holes and all this. Come she has come coming out of her ear her eardrums and she loves it I get that but all holes are in play with you now and she's coming too

so where's her come you know calm is you can't figure out her baby which is nice can I point out this this at that moment is free baby it's pretty nice baby you know what you still got it. Now flip over and let me jerk off on your leaky holes. Guys, I can interrupt this romance by now. We have a minute. I know we have to do some of these. You're gonna have to read the rest

when we have our guests sitting with us. I hope he's okay with that. It's Valentine's Day. We're talking about these are love. These are. Yeah, I believe you can actually put these love notes. I think some of these are in the pre-made love notes you could send with your-

It's in the custom box. I mean the bottom left one has to be red. They're all gonna be red. But how old is this fucking freak? He's in his 70s. Yeah. He's seen a lot of shit. He needs a lot to get off.

Might be in his 80s. That's insane to- What? Doesn't your drive go down in your 70s? I'll tell you what probably goes away, your amount of cum, which is why you have to employ three black guys to come filler with cum. That's why he's just jerking off on her ass. Or else you're just fucking, yeah, you're just gonna look at you go, we're butt cheek.

There was stunt comers. Yeah. Yeah, they came in there. And then he looks to pretend it's his cum. Yeah, he's been ass. I dream of bass fishing when I'm on a lake, when I'm sitting on my sevens. Yeah, then you catch it. Different strokes, dude.

It sounds very like Hugh Hefnery. It's like what he did. Different strokes, Jacob. Like, fuck for me. Okay. Christine, I'd say when I'm Vincent Manzage, please be full of black cum and let me jerk off on your butt.

Yeah, me and Jake are gonna be ice cream on your front porch while you're inside getting filled. We're gonna be at Bartles and James outside while you're inside getting your holes filled We've come everywhere. She's gonna come out with just a cape on drinking tea just come dripping out of her Menopause this happened We're gonna handle the new sapphire pink whatever froze that is J Bobby I flipped jad Bobby I flipped over to let the cum leak out and I kept screaming for you. You sons of bitches can't hear

Finger my ass. That's well take a break when we come back everybody. How about it? In the house with us. We got him here. The man himself, everyone's Stephen Singer is going to be joining us when we come back from break. Yes. Until then just remember this is the bonfire.

And we have him in the house right now. Stephen Singer. In the house. Right here singer in the house right here It's the name of Steven welcome back to the show. Thank you guys. Thanks. So glad to be here I got to tell you that this morning I have I am on the board of a directors of a bank which will rename nameless for this purpose of this conversation and TD Bank and

And, uh, TD Bank. TD Bank. And so we had a board meeting today and they said, I said, I can't go. I'm in New York doing radio. And I said, where are you going? I said, well, I said, I have things in CBS in the afternoon. I have things at Sirius in the morning. I have Sirius in the afternoon. Oh, what's the name of the shows?

I told them, yeah, this Sam and, Bonfire, and this and that back. So I can only hope that these guys with the stick up their ass are listening to that and heard that Vince McMahon piece, I'd say, they'll be so proud of me that I'm on the show here. It's such a great representation. You're gonna get a phone call. You've kicked off the board, you're done.

Or meet us at this hotel tonight. And bring your roses. Steven, Vince here. Thank you so much for having me in, guys. I appreciate it. Always a pleasure. You came on a good day. I know you got to hear a little bit of Jacob's readings of the Vince McMahon text. Yeah, that's fantastic.

He's got some talent, man. Vince McMahon is 78. That's Royd Horney. God bless him. Well, how long ago was this stuff happening, though? Was this happening within the last few years? No, this has happened. This happened, yeah, over time.

Why would he put it in a text? Why would somebody be stupid enough to put it on a text? Can I tell you why? Because I don't think people understood the technology when it first came out? Why would somebody be stupid enough to put it on a text? Can I tell you why? Cause I don't think people understood the technology when it first came out that it was going to be around forever. It's like podcasting. We said crazy shit on pocket.

We didn't know, oh my sh, this is going to become a thing. Bobby, you can just stop talking. It's 2020. Like I said, really? What happened? He's a piece of shit. He doesn't care. He's a billionaire.

And when you're a billionaire, fuck everybody. I do what I want. That's because Bobby, I'm going to stop you right there. This happened just about last week. It looks like you're 20, 20, 20. That happened. 74-year-old Manson. Steve was actually shaped. That makes sense.

That makes sense. Unbelievable. When you become that rich, Christine kind of nailed it. It's like when you get that rich and you've done it all and you've been the mother for you, you got to start shitting on people. You got to take a dump. It doesn't do, it doesn't work. I need to see four young black wrestlers tag team champs.

If possible, I need belts and I need to take a dump. Yeah. Unbelievable. It's such a machismo backstage. It's hilarious. It's machismo. These guys have to go above and beyond machismo because while they come back and they're doing all this tough guy shit with their muscles, when you get back in the dressing room, you're just a guy wearing fringy panties. You know, you look ridiculous.

Yeah, macho man had to come on everything. You look silly, outfit-sy. They were the first ones to wear Lulu Lemon, right? Oh, I'm sure, yeah, you can see their thongs through their eyes. Ridiculous. Yeah, much much I mean had to come on everything The first one's to wear Lulu lemon, right? I'm sure you can see their thongs through the pants. Yeah, I feel like a queen. Yeah Stop I'll stop. I'll stop routines Choreographed routines choreographed dance, but it is a thing though He's when you're when you have that much money when you've done it all and you're a billionaire I mean, well you want to screw it all up and your wife You your wife don't care about your reputation don't care about anything else

If your wife looks like Jacob with tits, I mean she really does as a man you're hot as a middle-aged woman You're not but if you know me it's like Nancy Reagan vibe on her no she tried to be she didn't make it she tried to be but then they were like unfortunately your husband real quick we're gonna we definitely would vote for you but your husband likes to fill people up with cum is that a thing yeah she goes actually it's he likes to watch her get filled with cum from black. You know what? I'm going to even get over this. I resign. I'm done.

I'm out. I'm out. Thanks very much. We have enough money. So I think she was, he gave her the job. They kind of hooked up. He gave her, he made this job up for this. Right.

And he slowly over time got her to be his side piece. And she got paid from the company to do that. Then he, this is power. It's just power. She was kind of into it and he kept pushing it and pushing it and pushing it. Then he used her to kind of get wrestlers to sign, to get information and to have things on people.

And then she, at some point was like I'm I'm out I'm out and then she signed this thing and you can't say anything went away and like we explained when they stopped paying and when the new company came in and they were like oh shit because now they're like hey hey ladies out there listening if if you want to be to do any of my sexual crazy whims, I will hire you as my stenographer, we'll call it. Just write down everything I say. I mean, not in the room like this about the black guys and the dicks

and the cum dripping and all that stuff, but the rest of it, for sure. Jacob, I'd like you to attack a few more of these. In no way, he got her a Valentine's Day gold dip rose. There's not a chance. Just working that in for Steven. There's not a chance that she got a gold dip rose. She's not a romantic this guy.

I wanna know, the guy has to be really, really, I mean listen, he made the WWE F was. WWE. And wasn't the WWE F in the beginning? Yeah, it was, yeah. His father owned it, owned one region, Northeast region. His son came in, bought it for I think a million or whatever, and took over all the other regions.

And built into this multi hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars, unbelievable thing. People love it. And then does this. I mean, it doesn't connect. But can I say something? He was doing this, if you remember the 80s and 90s. Hang on, Bobby, gotta do a quick read.

Hey, everybody knows what the hottest color is right now. Say I love to your wife fiance girlfriend sweetheart or black Don't Don't read these scripts Just say whatever Your stenographer come dump yes, whoever it is Make them happy. I'm not gonna disrespect disrespect the music. The music is great. I know that song.

In case I ever had a late night show that played music. I love it. It's a weird, it's a power move, a power thing, and it got out of control. And he made it go away though. He spent millions on making this go away, and this new company came in and it now. You got to make sure that check clears before you feel comfortable again yeah yeah he was

riding off every day there's those texts hey did you catch that check yet I'm looking I see you haven't cashed you is everything cool you got some other bills coming in so I'm just gonna keep my finances straight did you catch that bazillion dollar check I gave me did you, did you get the soap, the crate of soap I got you? The head and hair soap that I got you face and hair? That was her at the time. She's cute. Yeah, she's cute.

How much younger is she than him? She was younger, a lot younger. 50 years younger. Now he looks like an evil villain from the Marvel universe. He looks like Walt Disney. Yeah, an evil villain from the Marvel universe. He looks like Walt Disney. Yeah, he's got a thin mustache, but he has to dye it. So it's like, not even, you have to be a millionaire

to have to just throw dye out like that. Hair dye just for a little tiny piece. Just for a little, yeah. Damn. It's like the only picture you can find of her. Jacob, I know, they're keeping her out of the thing. Good for her. Wait, what is this?

In which she claims 70 year old defecated on her head in a threesome? Yeah, he was with her in a threesome. No, that's not here. I don't see that here. It's coming. It's coming. It's not there, but he was in the threesome. I'm gonna say this because Steve's here and I want... He did a poopy on her head. He did a number... He did a poopy on her head, he did a two-z on her head, and then he left to go clean up. That is not my definition of give me a little head.

That's just not it. He left and left her to finish with the dude. Well, he had to go wipe and sentence to him. Maybe just sit there with crap ass. He's not disgusting. The other guy that was in the room had sex with her with Vince McMahon's duty on her head? Oh yeah, but he's a new character called the turd.

You know what though? I heard Vince McMahon has a lumbar pillow that he sits on when he's on like a plane or he drives a while. Actually. I like a lumbar pillow. I like a shoehorn. A lumbar pillow. Betcha do.

He says that he violated her with sex toys that he's named after his wrestlers. That's pretty. Well, can I just say something? Give me the junkyard dog. More people don't know that the rock's first finishing move was him dumping on a guy's head. Come dump?

Yeah, he would just take a shit. Oh, yeah, take a shit on his head? Yeah, that was the first rock move. Oh, yeah, the people's crap. The people's crap. The people's crapper. Jacob, take a shot. Take a swing at one of these other ones.

I know what the one to read next, but I mean, that headline, Trump's everything on here. What is it? Yeah. Oh, I've never heard about Trump's shitting on anyone's head. Defecated on her head during a threesome as if to say the threesome continued. Yeah, it did. It did. They're professionals. Yeah, it did. It did, the professionals.

Well, no. He left. Would you be in the room if, I mean, just as Christine is an example, we're having a threesome with Christine. Me and you, sure. We're giving her this. I'd make a duty on her head and then I'd just leave.

Right. You just continue making love to your girlfriend? Did I come yet? No. No. Did she come? No. No, I can't walk out with that kind of like failure in my heart.

Why would you walk out? God bless you. No, I would, and listen, once she came, I'd be like, clean yourself up, fucking shit monster. How'd you keep going? I'll blame her. Yeah. But it's not gonna, she's not gonna tell people that I didn't make her come. God.

She isn't a shit. You're not gonna tell people that I didn't make her come. She isn't a shit You're not gonna tell me I didn't make her come Okay, here's another one. I Just I just passed my phone around to a bunch of guys on the tech crew. They were screaming. Oh my god She's fucking beautiful. Look at that ass. I'd like to get at that. I Pause to count out loud. How many guys there were? 12. I then said, okay, there's 12 of you, and she would love to fuck each and every one of you at one time. The guys cheered.

Parentheses. The guys cheered. Parentheses. The guys cheered. What a jackoff. But she will only do it if she takes three at a time. Parentheses. Parentheses. That's all you can take, I believe. That brought a huge reaction. She wants one deep in her ass, one way down her throat, and one in her pussy, and you can

pound her and keep on pounding her till you pop your load. She may scream and try to say no, although it would be difficult to say anything with a cock down her throat. Wink, wink. The parentheses, they laughed. I then said, listen, well it gets cut off there. No, it's as well as right on the next one. I said listen, where Christine? go just say it goes. Oh, I see I said Listen no matter what they pound away till you squirt to you squirt baby these guys were having a blast with me Some of them didn't believe me so I said you were the greatest fucking world

And no matter how much you you get you always Some of them didn't believe me, so I said, you were the greatest fucking world. Oh, God. And no matter how much you get, you always wanted more. That sounds like a lousy fuck, quite honestly. It's never over. Yeah, girls, my wife wants it over, and it's like, in a minute and a half. Yeah, there's an in between those two.

Yeah. Actually Dawn, every time we fuck, she puts an egg on. She boils an egg. It's a perfect. It's a perfect egg every time. Bing. All right, you're done. This is great. Good. And I said, no matter how much you get, you always wanted more. And then I said, she loves come, baby. These baby these texts these texts parentheses as we

call them text yet TECS we're having the time of their lives listening to my truthful story I then said you would take a 10 minute break between each fucking but then you would get back on your hands and knees with your ass in the air and say, okay, I'm ready. Who's next? Can I say, LOL. LOL. I gotta say the 10 minute breaks too much time for me to think I'm leaving.

If I'm next, the rotation's gotta keep going. If she goes, give me 10 minutes and we'll jump back into gang banging. I think I'm gonna leave. I mean, yeah, but let her get some electrolytes. I mean, let her get a little take a breath. I'm not saying take all the time you need. This is her gang bang. She's running the game here.

I'm saying that if you give me that much time, if there's downtime and now like real life is creeping back in, do you know what I'm saying? Like you have a jokey moment with one of the other guys who's already come. And then you're just like, I don't know, I think I'm gonna go. I think I split. You'd take off. A younger man would have stayed.

A younger man would have tried to organize this. I don't know if I would be, I don't like, one other dude, maybe three guys, all holes, I'll throw up. 12. Now I'm gonna start suggesting other things we do while it goes while they're fucking why don't we get a game of NBA 2k and yeah why don't we get a game of right left center you guys have ones I have a bank

not anymore she gets her 10 minute break where she can replenish her electrolytes and then back on the knees, okay, I'm ready. Who's next? LOL. I drove them wild, baby. Or I should say, you drove them wild. Just imagine if this really happened, baby, how much cum you would have coming out of all your holes.

Triple exclamation point. Stephen, do you think the bank board would... you would have coming out of all your holes triple exclamation point even using the the bank board would take on this tremendous career in audiobook I think you have a whole new career why are you deleting texts out of your phone that is a first of all the fact of the... It's almost verbatim when I wrote to my wife. Yeah. He speaks in such like... Like, you know, she had like phonograph music playing behind it. Like, like, it was like...

Because he really does. He goes, the guys all went crazy, baby. Like, he was like, look at my gal. And then I went, yeah! Cheering at the plant. But here's what I got out of this. This is just fantasy. This didn't happen.

This is just sexy talk. And I've done sexy talk. And as far as that goes, he's really good at dirty talk. She's releasing this? And I'm telling you, I believe she got fucked by a 12 dude. No, he said it at the end. Read the end. Yeah, but you have to assume Bobby,

because he did already shit on her that stuff has happened with this girl, crazy stuff. Once you shit on a girl's head and she calls back, you stop saying this. I know this is a lot to ask, but. For them, boy, he goes, hey, tonight's not gonna be shitin' on the head, so it's already a plus,

but I do need you to get filled with cum by three black this is grooming this is imagine if this would happen this is grooming her to get shit on I don't think you're gonna look groomed after this situation grooming no way 12 lighting guys and some techs tech guys oh yeah for sure yeah it's fog machine Charlie hey, go get Joe from Pyrotechnics. Get him in here. Oh, we gang bangin'? Yeah, dude, put on your wooden leg, come on over. What's up, we gang bangin'?

Steven, I know this is absolutely wild. I know we have to get, we have other things to talk about. We do, Jay, can I just say something? Jay wants something. He's wanted something very badly. I'm not shitting on his head. It just ain't gonna happen. He's always so, so far I would go.

Bobby, I told you to let me ask it later. I tried, I thought I could get him to do it. I mean, I think he's cute and all, but when I found out his wall chain was fake, I had to turn it off. I can't do it anymore. I fucking turned me off too. I mean, I didn't know he was a poser. I thought the chain was real. It's a real chain. We all did. It It's real chain. It's real chain. It's not connected to a sciatic. It's connected to nothing.

Big fake O'Kersen. Yeah. He has orthopedic boots. I think this has been mentioned before on shows that the wall chain goes to nothing. But I will say because it's so fresh there's gonna be a real dilemma sitting over my suitcase tonight going to San Antonio in the morning, of holding that wallet chain and being like, oh my God, where is this weekend? People are gonna be like, people are gonna grab it and be like, ah, I look at some belt loops. You're gonna put it connected to your back support

when you're in the car. My lower low bar. You're gonna put your lower back support. Yeah. Like, so you don't lose it on the plane. Why don't you just put a Colostomy bag on the end of it? I'm going to the airport late enough in the morning that Christine's gonna drive me over in our car,

which will another decision will be made when I get out of that car. Do I take the lumbar pillow on the plane? Not on the plane, G. Don't, just suffer? I hear right, suffer. You get a carabiner and you disguise it as a pillow for your neck.

Nope. If I ever saw you put a lumbar pillow on a plane, I'd get off the plane and leave. Next to an old lady, pardon me, miss. I have to put this lumbar pillow on a plane, I'd get off the plane and leave next to an old lady Pardon me miss. I have to put this down first. Oh, there we go. Oh, this feels as comfortable as when my Harold was still alive Miss key to me favorite. You want some tea or coffee? No, but you go hot water in my bag I got to put it under my bum for my hemorrhoids. No, I asked even during the commercial break about the Dequeen the sharp edge Cuban links. Yeah, he wants a chain

that we like Steven says not only do they have that what could he make that what they have it in black No, what's black? Don't get a black. Don't get the alternative metals. A lot of things like carbon fire all kinds of all kinds of different things I hate Steven singer calm. It was very professional. Yeah, that was I mean it is really a great gift Cuz you you think about I gotta get this one again. Go it's actually something she's gonna laugh at has gold It's awesome. It's even also keeps his kinks off text off text off this all in the written note Now we'll do it in the little personalized love note. You want we'll write whatever you want You know, I mean I want to send in each orifice I'm gonna get my mom the Rose of the Month Club and each day it's gonna have another one of the texts just a retelling of the thing what is this I go don't worry about the note it's the flower but laugh at the note

that's a great idea we should put that in there I You know what I'm going to put that on the pull down list online. I showed 12 guys they went nuts. Everyone was cheering and hooping it up. I hope all your holes are filled and dripping with love and come. The local Tex here, say you're the hottest. Stephen, thank you so much for being you baby. I'm not let it go away. Um, but until then get one of those roses. No one of them roses everybody. Uh, Bobby this weekend you're off yeah. I'm off this weekend, but you know what? I got big dates coming up. I got Poughkeepsie, Boston, my hometown. I'm at Laugh Boston. That is on sale. Uncle Vinny's, Point Pleasant coming up. Uncle Vinny's is coming up.

I got the mother ships coming up. Connecticut, I got Houston. I'm all over the place. So please go to roberketolive.com, go to punchup.live and watch my special for free. It's up there right now. And also me and Jay are gonna be doing the Paramount and Huntington Thursday, March.

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It's not, we don't even worry about it. That's how We've done it before Bobby close. I know you killed listen you killed it. What are you talking about? Oh, I am her on and on It's gonna be a great show was still coming up with an idea here's I got one idea for the show. It's called Oh, it was a goody. It was the there is no there is no snake pit tour I think about that. So keep sending them in and big J, where are you going to be? I am going to be this weekend starting Friday,

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