The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Vintage (feat. Paul Virzi & Sarah Tollemache)

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

Paul Virzi is filling in for Big Jay as Bob takes callers about Kevin Spacey. Bob is the only person who takes the side of Spacey amidst his grouping allegations. Sarah Tollemache hangs out to chat about remaking popular movies with casts of all women. Bob recalls his Tonight Show appearance with Jimmy Fallon. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Somewhere Beyond the sea I Mean he's a triple threat I guess people are mad at me. We get Sarah Talamash in here Her and Joe list a good friend of mine who won't come in because Jay's not here, right? He said that specifically we said it was because of our baby But it was really because Jay wasn't here. I don't want to go with that guy. You have to go do it

That's fine. Great friend of mine Joe listen, Sarah They have a Father's Day show first of six holiday shows coming to you this year on Comedy Central radio It airs Sunday the 3rd at 3 p.m At 3 p.m. This Sunday on Father's Day noon Pacific it's You want to hear it early you want to hear it early? You want to hear it early? You know demand? It's what are you guys talking about the show? That's what we just talked about

Dad stuff. Yeah Like dad Father's Day gifts like I don't know what to get Joe Just get him at the first Father's Day. He doesn't do barbecue. He does take out. Do you know what I mean? Like you married a woman Married a female comedian. I mean he has the same, he doesn't do manly stuff. Does he fix stuff? No, we get TaskRabbit. What?

Yeah. That's awesome though. Come on. It's so much easier. Well, okay, does he. What is that? It's just an app or a website to get people to hang stuff or bring your blinds in.

When you don't have a man in the house, you can hire a man to come over and fix something. That's what it is. Joe does say it feels like you're being cucked. Yeah, oh, it's 100% being cucked. I've done it a couple times. It was a couple jobs I needed to be cucked at. I couldn't do it.

But yeah, okay, so you can't get him tools because he's useless. Yeah, he doesn't do that. I know what you'd get him. What? Get him a Starbucks card. I know, but. Does he golf?

No. Well, not enough that I would. Yeah. And we live in, you know, it's New York. I don't know where we're putting golf clubs. So how about this? Get him a Star Wars card and you know, put your finger in his butt over his pants.

We did talk about that, it's the second holiday that you give a BJ. Oh is it? The birthday and then Father's Day. Birthday and, yeah there you go. But I might outsource that. You might go to Tass Robbins. Yeah.

That would be great, app. And they put in our AC unit into the window as well. Yeah, they do a couple jobs and then they blow Joe. Yeah, and they blow Joe. That would be amazing. Oh my God. I don't mind outsourcing that. If all parties consent, that'd be an amazing app.

Yeah, Kevin Spacey can't put a finger in a butt. I mean, you just won't let go of Kevin Spacey. We have a caller on the phone. I guess people were getting mad at me because I was defending. Well, he's your friend. Well, he's gonna be, because. I mean, you just won't let go of Kevin Spacey. We have a caller on the phone. I guess people are getting mad at me because I was defending. Well, he's your friend. Well, he's gonna be, because I'm gonna, you know. It's gonna be more than a friend

the way Bobby's been defending him. I'm gonna actually have him co-host YKWD with me. Yeah, he's at a low point right now. I think I can get him. I could definitely get him on my show. It'd be like a redemption story, though. I'm gonna offer him 80 bucks to come on YKWD. And Uber Black.

He might be doing TaskRabbit as well. That's funny. We got a caller on the line. Hey, what's going on? Where you from, man? What's your name? It's James from Maricopa, Arizona. Hey, what's up, Dave?

How you doing? So you mad at me because I'm making good points? No, no, I'm not mad at you. I just wanted to back up Paul and I think Paul's right on this. You guys are like, I mean, he's had so many allegations that he finger blasting people buttholes and stuff. I mean, that's, it's one person. It's one guy. It's not. This is the problem with stories like this. You just said he's finger blasting all these people. It's one dude at a theater over the pants. I mean, it's still an assault. What theater? Broadway or movie theater?

No, the old Vic. He had a jacket on. Yeah. He was dressed up. It was nice. Do you think he's guilty, dude? Do you say fuck him forever? I mean, I don't say fuck him forever, but I mean't say fucking forever, but I mean I guess like he's not a good person

And I don't think he should be working around other kids or other younger adults that you know Can you know that he could use his ego and his? stardom to like fucking You know take advantage of people. I don't think he's not gonna get ass now He has he's not gonna be able to use his power on set now Yeah as an extra as a day player. Hey, I want to go back to my want to go back to the back room with all the other I Understand what you're saying, dude

But here's the thing when you look at the evidence and you know I'm an evidence Bobby has looked at all of it. Bobby knows all of it, inside and out. The evidence that's presented to me as a intelligent guy from Boston who didn't graduate college. What do you see? Does the defense's case hold water? I'm just saying that this guy,

you know if you look at the show and then you look at what he said last night, it's like, yes, bad decisions, alcoholic, made wrong choices, definitely stepped over the line with a lot of people, but do you treat him like he was raping children and killing people and then he's gone forever? I don't know, the guy's coming on a show and saying hey I fucked up I made mistakes I'm not

blaming anybody but me and I've changed and here's what really happened in all these situations what they said was not true and I didn't do anything with this kid I you know I have somebody who was there that night it's like all right so who do you believe right? He even stated that he was a bit too handsy with people I mean you know you know, I mean, it's pushing boundaries. Yeah, but you're talking, you know, you're not, I mean, you're not, you're talking about a Hollywood. I mean, isn't that what?

I know it's not right, but we shouldn't be shocked that a Hollywood star is a bit handsy. You know, like, like the other guy was raping women. That's terrible. But some old queen is being a little handsy is like, I mean, of course, dude, that's Hollywood. And yes, dude is going to change, which is great. Great for everybody. Now you're going to have a non-fun Hollywood where everybody's polite and nice and nobody gets laid. Well, I mean, I don't want to get theirthole finger blasted? Yeah, baby. Have you had that done? Yeah, I don't know, man.

Dude, you've never done anything with a girl on the first date that maybe was inappropriate, but it wound up being sexy and hot and awesome? No. Never? No, I was just happy to get a date with the girl I wanted to. I wasn't trying to push it that far. I was trying to get a kiss on our first date.

He was happy with dinner, Bobby. You know what? Blood hole blast. You know what? Maybe I've been wrong. I think I'm changing my mind, guys. I'm glad you called. I think I'm a piece of shit and I need to make more changes in my life I hang around with Jay and fucking Luis Gomez. Um, and Jim Norton. I think I fucked up

What are you doing this afternoon? Do you want to hook up and talk dude? I can come see you. He dropped Do you want to go to Andy in Washington? Is that the mad guy? Oh Yeah, all right Andy in Washington. Yes. This guy's really angry at me. Geez. It's just a discussion. I mean Jesus Christ Go ahead. Bye Andy. Yeah, what's up, buddy? Hey, what's up? Yeah, it's like what I mean like Jesus like okay kids 14 years old whether or not It was proven in court with Michael Jackson's all the kids he abused was that proven in court or is there 150 kids that say they were abused and we kind of believe in the Avalanche of evidence that adds up to that guy being a creep. I mean it's the same thing with this other guy

He's got four to no kid in a room fucking loony abuses all these grown adults great They're grown adults who gives the shit about them, right? The kid got fucking abused whether or not it's proven in a courtroom. So if there's another person that was there that night saying it never happened, that doesn't do any, like, look, if it was his word against Kevin's word, I would probably take the kid's word over Kevin's, right? But there's another kid that was there that night when it was supposed to be happened and said, that never happened this guy's lying I mean the same thing happened at never Neverland there was two dozen boys is it never Neverland or just Neverland

you're making it hotter it's always always yeah go ahead man I'm sorry for cutting you off good well I mean I kind of made my point. I mean, it's just, I just think it's crazy to offend this guy. Oh my god. I'm not saying, look dude, like I said, if this other kid comes out and goes, look, this guy's lying, this happened, blah blah blah, I'd probably believe the kid over Kevin. But... Okay, well he said that. He hasn't wavered. It's Anthony Anthony rap. He has not wavered from his story He has not said that since yesterday. He has not said that since the documentary He has you know what I mean? I guess I mean, I mean no And say that Harvey Weinstein the booze turd no Weinstein never just one never Weinstein But yes, I understand what you're saying dude Yeah, and I I agree with your passion about children fuck dude if the child thing is real fuck him forever

100% my I'm just saying this guy came on TV last night, and I'm not saying okay. I'm just saying he kind of got me with Telling the truth on TV on his version of it. And I was like, okay, now again, dude, you can flip me every day on anything. You understand? I'll vote for Trump tomorrow, I'll vote for Biden the next day,

just tell me what's right and tell me what's wrong. Bobby saw a guy crying that lost his house and felt bad for him. You were just like, he lost it. When he said he had no money, that hit you. Yeah, that hit me. Why do you gotta say it like that? Because I know, because you're a good hearted person, you feel bad for the guy.

I just know that people fuck up in life and make mistakes and then you should have, and yes, you got punished, he lost everything, it's all gone. How long do we punish people? How long is that, dude? If he did something with a kid, forever. If he didn't and all this other shit came out, it's like, all right, dude? If he did something with a kid, forever. If he didn't, and all this other shit came out, it's like, all right, dude, come on. All the other stuff is kind of weird, stupid,

sex stuff that you took it too far, you know what I mean? Do you agree with me, dude, or not? You still hate me. I don't hate you, no. I just don't think you're taking the 14-year-old kid's word. I mean, what if Max was in some man's house at nighttime, and then two years later he brings it up and says,

hey, some shit went down, I didn't tell you, I was embarrassed. And then they don't believe him in court. I mean, what do you think about that? I'd be like, how much did you get? Did you get anything? No. I'd be like, did you do it for nothing, asshole?

Look, dude, I hear you, bro. Like I told you, it for nothing asshole look there. I hear you bro. I would like I told you the kid stuff I have no tolerance whatsoever for any of that shit fuck you I get it dude, but if he's proven in court that he didn't do it What am I what am I supposed to do and and then he says it didn't happen and then another person says it didn't happen Who was there that night and then then the actual scenario was in a play that that kid did. What are you supposed to do?

What am I, I'm only dealing with what's present, like I told you, I'm not fucking a genius with this stuff. I can only make a decision on what people give me and what I've been given. It's like, he didn't do it. You know, but you're like, fuck it, believe the kid and that's it. You know, but you're like, fuck it, believe the kid, and that's it, which I get too.

Yeah, I'm always gonna go that way. I think I could make money doing something else. I get you, dude, I get you, kids. It's not like, you know, it's not like you say I didn't believe all women, that's nuts, right? I was kidding, I was joking, I'm joking. Christine just fucking gave me daggers. No, I hear you, I was joking, I'm joking. Christine just fucking gave me daggers. No, I hear you dude.

I get you, but what are you gonna do man? What are you gonna do? I just want usual suspects too. I wanna see seven too. Just a couple sequels and then you can tell him to go fuck off, okay? Negotiator too? What's also, my question too sometimes with,

it's like, okay so he can't work in Hollywood but he has gotta work somewhere else. So then those people are also just as likely, they're in the same position of people that were. There's gotta be a point of forgiveness. Yeah. There's gotta be a point where, all right. Where else are you gonna work?

In corporate America, nobody's gonna hire one. Like a pizza hut or? Domino's Pizza. He could be like a delivery driver. Yeah. He could be, I just, like a guy he could be. I just, a guy going, A, I don't remember what happened with the 14 year old. That's number one.

Number two, a guy going, I admit I was a little handsy and arrogant. That's, fuck dude, that's all language for like, I need money and I'm on a fucking apology tour, for me. And maybe that's just me, but I look at it like that. Look, I mean, you're literally flipping me right now, dude. I'm a flip-flopper. I'm like, fuck, that makes sense.

I flip-flop. That makes sense. Well, as long as I go in with what I know, and then if you come back with stuff with confidence, I'm like, that sounds pretty good, too. I'm out, I'm out. I mean, Verzi's getting me right now. I'm like, fuck him.

Yeah, because I never know the full story. Well, here's the other thing, though, too. I don't give a fuck. Let's say he did nothing. A dude going to a 14-year-old, come back into my house, story. Well, here's the other thing, though, too. I don't give a f— Let's say he did nothing. Yep. A dude going to a 14-year-old come back into my house, to my studio and see my dog, that's just like— that's wild to me. Right. Right?

Yeah, it's almost like coming to my car. Yeah. Or, I don't know, my van. Yeah. You want to see my labradoodle? The phones are lighting up right now. I mean, these people are fucking losing their minds. Are they crazy, Lou? True. Hold on. Is somebody on? The phones are lighting up right now. I mean, these people the fuck are losing their minds.

Is it, are they crazy, Lou? True, hold on. Is somebody on? No, I remember like, I've seen in past like adults having inappropriate relations where you're like, I don't know if sinister stuff was going on, but I remember in high school,

one of our coaches would always go running with one of our soccer girl players. Yeah, you're like, that's just weird. But nobody said anything at the time. Yeah, a lot of weird, I remember weird stuff. When I worked at the juvenile home, I mean, one of the ladies would come in, this old lady, you know, cotton candy hair,

and she would come in late night, I did the overnight shift, and she would take one of the kids out of the room, like one of these little strong Puerto Rican bucks. Yeah. Just gorgeous kid. And they'd go down the stairs and have like a session. Like, you know.

Yeah, what is that? I never wanted to find out, but I'm pretty sure he was banging her out. Right. Which, first of all. Teachers in my school, men and women, were both banging the students. Right. We had a teacher that always had- Four or five examples.

Yeah. One of my teachers in seventh grade was banging on the students and I found out, you know, she always fancied me too. Yeah, did that hurt? That she didn't bang me? Yeah. No, because I left school. I told her to go fuck herself one day and I left.

That's why you have to stay in school, kids. That's probably what she wanted me to be. You gotta stay in school to get your dick to. Ha ha ha ha. That's why you have to stay in school, kids. That's probably what she wanted me to be. You're gonna stay in school to get your dick to. Um, yeah. I don't know, dude. It's a weird... I know it's generational to the eight, 70s, 80s, was a weird sex time where a lot of stupid shit went down, and now we're in a better place, and maybe you're right,

maybe my view of things. But if I was out there, single right now, I'd be doing some crazy stuff. This is all Hollywood in the 80s too. This is not me too. Oh yeah, I mean wild, wild times. This is way before. I think he's like common practice there. Common practice back in the day.

I think there's some crazy story about like Judy Garland losing her virginity at 14 to a 35 year old actor. Dude. Oh, what about Shirley Temple? Shirley Temple said like her and her mom went to a studio and she was like 12 and just an executive just got naked in front of her

and she just was so young and mentally couldn't handle it she started giggling and laughing. It's like, that's wild. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, Jay-Z. Bobby's fine with that. No, don't do it. I hate it.

I couldn't, I like older women. I don't even like young girl. I don't even like talking to a girl in her 20s. It's like, I don't even know what to say to you. It's like, you know, whatever. I like a nice middle-aged. Hair on the chest. You just want a cougar.

I like a cancer-freckled chest. You know what I mean? I like an elbow I can bite and it won't hurt her. You know what I mean? Just a mushy, fat, old lady elbow. You know what I mean? I like... That's my thing. I've never really been into young... I don't like it.

Yeah, so I don't even get the concept of... like you said, the lead singer of Chili Peppers is, you know, what she's not. Dude, that picture's wild. It's so. That picture's wild. And how do you show up in public, like, hey, like it's normal. Yeah, I mean all the allegations of Joe,

I mean those went away, thank God, but. I know, we paid so much money. We did so much. I mean, you would have the show on Comedy Central coming up at 3 p.m. on Sunday. He wouldn't be a dad. He'd be in jail with all that crazy stuff. So grateful for money. That looks like he's with his daughter at the beach.

That one right there is wild. I mean, that's his granddaughter. What's the age difference here? 42. No, he's 60. 60, dude. She's 19. 19.

That's the age gap. Yeah, that's the. He's 60, dude. She's 19. 19. 19. That's the age gap. Yeah, that's the age gap is 42. You think you met her six months ago? You think he was fondling that? No. He looks great, though. He does.

He looks 32. It doesn't look that bad. And she doesn't know the chili peppers at all, like the music. No. That looks like. You know who should get Joe for Father's Day? A Kevin Spacey box set.

Yeah. There you go. He'll like that, he likes movies. Does he like, does he like? He likes movies. He loves movies, it's almost. I mean that's like, that really looks like a daughter. I mean that's wild.

It's almost uncomfortable how much he loves movies. Yeah, we watch a movie almost one or two a day, I think. Just on background. That's awesome. I hate that I couldn't do it him and Ron on Them together they just love talking film. It's annoying. Do you love it too, right? I like film I don't feel like I'm as Smart enough to talk about you know what I mean like I just like stuff like if somebody's like what's your favorite film?

I'm like glad. Like if somebody's like, what's your favorite film? I'm like, Gladiator. Yes. I love that movie. Gladiator is the fucking greatest shit ever. When he takes his mask off. Oh, dude. Maximus Decimus Meridius. My son's name is Maximus because of that movie.

Right. Oh, when he did that. No, when he's dying. When he's dying and he's going to his family. And she's like, go to them. And he's like grazing the thing. And he sees the sun looking. And he's, oh he's going to his family and she's like go to them and he's like grazing the thing and he sees the sun looking. Oh god, I just got the chills. I've actually done that in a field.

Have you? Yeah, like I walked through a grass field one time and I put my hands- Walking to Westchester. What, grazing? Yeah, I just put my hands up and started thinking about my wife and my son, Maximus. Kevin Spacey did that at elementary school. That was a great, I mean it's a great fucking movie. Yeah, well I'm not like, I'm in art house stuff.

I mean there are some stuff that I do like, but yeah, if you were like, what's my top five, it's that Gladiators in there, Aliens, which I've now discovered, I think I'm just a Ridley Scott fan. He's great. Aliens. Aliens or Aliens?

Aliens. First, I love great. Aliens. Aliens or aliens? Aliens. First, I love that movie because of the casting. They legitimately look like people that would work on his ship. But Alien is the first one? Yeah. Okay, yeah, that's one. They're doing another, a new one coming out.

But they did a bunch. There's like Aliens. Resurrection Aliens. Yeah, they did Alien versus Predator, which sucked. Yeah, they went too far but Aliens is good. I Like seven is part one of my favorite one of my favorite movies. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? If you don't say I mean, what are we doing here? I

Mean, what are we doing? I mean, I go ahead say no you say it All right, go ahead, say it. Godfather 2. No, you say it. Of course. All right, I mean. I thought that was a line from Seven, I was like, that's a deep one. Can I say something real quick?

Overrated. What? Anyways. Godfather 2. Godfather? Wow. I'm kidding, dude. That's a fun one to throw out to make men lose their shit.

I like to say, another one that I like to throw out is, did you know that they're remaking Red Dawn, but it's gonna be an all-woman cast? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. that they're remaking Red Dawn but it's gonna be an all-woman cast. They get so mad. It's the same girls from Bridesmaids and Ghostbusters. Well you know what's funny is Ghostbusters did get me kind of mad just because I felt like it was forced. I was just like... I enjoy it. It was alright.

I love Kristen. I have to call it Lady Ghostbusters and which I think like it was forced. I was just like... I didn't enjoy it. It was alright. I love Chrissy. I mean, I have to call it Lady Ghostbusters, which I think makes it sound worse, but how else are you going to know which Ghostbusters I'm talking about? That's true. So it kind of ruins the point of the... You know the ones that couldn't fight the ghosts? Yeah. That's Bobby.

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Ah, that's funny. What if it was a movie? If they made an all-woman godfather. Oh my God, or a new Rocky. That's called Rhonda. Yeah. That's a black woman, making a black woman. That'd be great.

Oh my God. I'd watch that actually. I would watch that. Yeah, I'd watch Rhonda. Rhonda? Well, they did that one with Hilary Swank, but it was more just sad and dark and brutal. Million Dollar Baby.

Yeah, I hated that movie. Dude, I saw that right before I had to do a set, and I just didn't wanna work. I felt horrible. I mean, spoiler alert. She just like breaks her, yeah, spoiler alert. I mean, that was horrible. I mean, it's such a stupid way to end the movie.

You're building up to she's gonna win, and then she snaps her neck in the ring. And then she's just dying in the. What about her family? Well just have a slip on a banana peel, you know? I do love the line where she spits the pin out and she's like get your hillbilly ass out of here. I was like that's enjoyable.

That was a good line. Yeah, I would remake that. A female scar face. Oh my God. And it's just as violent. My womb is polluted because of your fucking dick with HPV you motherfucker I can't have a baby no once I got you get me what's in my womb you piece of shit manapause my head gets hot my neck I want to fucking kill you right now I'm so fucking high you could do it where it's an older woman and then the Michelle Pfeiffer

character has to be like a young gay twink yeah because he's mooching off of her fine it would have to be Mateo Lane yeah hey I'm gonna borrow the Cadillac is that all right me and my boys are gonna go out right and then him coming down the elevator no but With an evening gown on. Yeah. Think about this though. He has a tiger tattoo on his shoulder. Who would be, if they really were gonna make a real woman Scarface, who would be the actress to play him? They already did. Who? They did Esmeralda. Christel, what is it called? Oh, it was right there. What's her name? Christelda. Oh, okay. Christelda. Sofía Vergara?

And this is a real story. This chick was, she was ruthless, man. I loved it. Yeah, it was a great series. I did watch it a little bit and then I fell off. Oh, this is a new Narcos? No, this is actually a true story. This woman was real.

She moved to Miami, left the, there was some stuff that was a little off. But she became like the biggest drug lord. Her and Pablo Escobar was, her and yeah, she was one of the biggest drug smugglers of all. If you watch Cocaine Cowboys, they talk about her a whole bunch, which is a really good doc about that.

Yeah dude, she was a craze. She was murdering people. She was murdering everybody. Ruthless. She just got, she go with the TAS mask, the TAS rabbit, and hired these murderers to kill everybody. That bitch did not fuck around. It's kind of hot, too.

Pablo Escobar quote, and he says, the only man I was ever afraid of was a woman named Griselda Blanco. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy, right? That's crazy, dude, for him to say that? It's so funny, though, because they got the girl from Modern Family to play her. That's crazy, right? That's crazy, dude. For him to say that? It's so funny though,

because they got the girl from Modern Family to play her when she's smoking hot. But if you look at the real woman, it just looks like- It never looked like that. It looks like Judah Freelander. Like a line cook? Yeah, it's just, yeah.

Yeah, he does, he does. Like a busboy. Oh my God. I mean, dude. I mean, dude. That's just, I mean, what? Dude, that's, I mean, yeah, it's a little different. She produced it.

Oh, she produced it. Oh, so, okay. Yeah, yeah, the other lady, she's dead. I mean, that's, I mean, you couldn't have, you couldn't have gave that part to Roseanne. Dude, she looks like my landscaper. Jesus. Yeah, I mean, she had not one second of hot in her life, right? My God, Roseanne would be perfect. Oh my god. You want some cocaine?

I got cocaine in my hoochie. I smuggled, I got five of my girlfriends and we smuggled it in my hoochie. It's over here if you want to get the other cigarette. Ah, I smell. What? Did I just do a voice? What happened? What the fuck? This show's making a fucking turn. Woo. We'll be another. They should remake everything. I mean, they kind of tried to for a minute make everything.

I mean, you know what was weird? Marvel, everything went women. Oh, I never pay attention too much to that universe. You don't like that? No, the only time I watch Marvel movies is through the crack of a seat on an airplane, because everybody else is watching. Oh, I do, yeah, it's so great when you like look over

and you just watch a movie on a plane somebody else is. I don't know why I do that. I know. But I just do it. I do it too. Some of the greatest actors of our time are just playing superheroes. Yeah, they're just in green screens like 100% of their it. Yeah. I do it too. Some of the greatest actors of our time are just playing superheroes. Yeah, they're just in green screens

like 100% of their time. Yeah. Well, did you see Ozark? Ozark was a little much though. She was great, Laura Linney, she was insane in it. But it got to the point where she was calling the drug lord in Mexico, making the rules, telling him how it was gonna go down.

I don't know, I kinda liked that. I thought it was great. I thought it was great, I kinda it was, I kinda liked it, cause I was expecting him to step up, and then she stepped up and was like, listen you pussy, I'm taking care of this. I don't know, I kinda like that. Yeah, I mean. I like that.

I'd love to get punched in the, yeah, it's hot. It ends with them being irredeemable. You can't get that with them, yeah. Dude, one of the hottest things Dawn ever said to me was, I yelled at her for something wrong, we got in a big fight, and she went, suck my dick. And I was like, whoa.

I was like, right now? Fucking dirty girl, who's boss now? I'm gonna go do the laundry. That's why Bobby defends Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Whoa. Suck my dick, yeah. I like when Dawn gets tough.

I like a tough woman. Yeah, you can't get a 19 year old to do that They don't know that they can say that yet. Not yet. I love when a woman steps up like that though. Yeah It's not too much. I mean, let's not get carried away Yeah, I don't get hit by a woman. My wife had a gangster one once She we were talking and I was just like she was just so organized trying to do everything. And I go, Stace, enough. I go, relax, do one step at a time. I go, Rome wasn't built in a day.

And she goes, yeah, it's because I didn't fucking build it. Oh, shit. It's a good one, right? And I was like, shit, all right, let's go to the bedroom real quick. And then she said, no, I gotta cook. Me and Jacob are hard right now. Say it again, say it in your wife's voice.

It's because I didn't build it. Oh God, man. Wow, she talks like that? Oh yeah. She's a phone text operator. She's like, I actually gotta do the dishes, so no. Cause you're not gonna do it, Paul. I like trans Paul.

Hi Bobby. Yeah, I like that. What's up Paul, how you, baby? What's going on? Is that working for anybody else here? Jesus, Luke. He's really good. Where's Kevin? He's showing my friend his dog. Can I hug him? Dude, that is the wildest thing in the world. I have a friend who actually had an experience with Kevin. What, Spacey?

Yeah. What was it? He just snuggled. Yeah, dude, he's a creep. Why is snuggling creeping? Why is he? Because it's like, is it a real snuggle, or is it like a first step snuggle?

Right, where they're scrunching on your backside a little bit. They're trying to get a little more from it? Really, I know what you're doing. Yeah. Yes, yes. I like you better than Joe. I really wish you were on the regs. I wish I found you on YKWD years ago.

You're so much funner. Oh, thank you. I don't know, man. I think it's because I was brought up in a different time and now things have changed And I what are you looking at me like why you look Christine? Why are you looking at me with that non blinking face? Good say it just say it. I just don't think that I think there's different time. I don't like it's all load of bullshit I think it's always just as bad as it ever was and I think there's always like grown men fucking

Teenagers, I think you're wrong because I That's a classic 86 harassment like it's wine just max just play a dick up they love it Can I get the 91? I think I think you're wrong. I think easier with the internet, too I think kids are being brought up a little different now I think there's you know, I mean, I'm you're bringing your kid up different than you were brought up We I was taught sex from other kids. I was Irish Catholic They didn't tell you anything about anything sex happened to me

I cried myself to sleep because I thought I was going to hell. They didn't tell you anything about anything. Sex happened to me. I cried myself to sleep because I thought I was going to hell and you couldn't talk to anybody about it. But now, I mean, I talk to Max about things all the time. You know, you gotta wait, you gotta treat a girl with respect. You can't, you know, he has girlfriend.

I really like her and I wanna kiss her. I mean, you shouldn't kiss her. You should wait until you're a little older. Right now you can go on a, I mean, I have as much as I can with him, but I'm you shouldn't kiss her. You should wait until you're a little older. Right now you can go in, I mean I have as much as I can with him, but I'm there for him every step of the way. He comes to me and he goes, dad, I want to ask this girl, I want to talk to this girl, I want to get her number.

I'm like, dude, you don't get her number. Wait for her to give you the number. That's when you get the number. Don't go get it, let her say you want my number, and then you can talk. And I check his texts, I check his messages all the time, make sure he's appropriate. So he has a different upbringing.

He's gonna be a respectable person to girls. And then when he's 18, I'm like, dude, you do whatever you want. You get them. You stick your finger right in their butt. You push their head down. Anyways, Sarah, you got the show out that's coming out. What is it, six shows going over? One of the...

The holidays, we've got Father's Day, probably 4th of July. So every holiday a show's coming out with you and Joe? Yeah. How long's the show? About an hour. Yeah, it's an hour. They do Thanksgiving.

That's a great idea. Christmas. We always drop bits, other comics bits that we like. We give credit. You do? Yeah. Do you do them and We give credit. You do? Yeah. Do you do them and then give credit?

Well, you know, you just end up talking and then you're like, oh, that reminds me of this person's bit. And then, yeah, so it's like, it always works out that way. So we drop, yeah, we give credit to people. And do you talk any gossip? You get any gossip talk? We lightly threw out a beef.

We kind of shot on Colbert. You did? Right. Well, we were just saying out of the late night experience, he felt the coldest to us. I heard he was a piece of shit. But I don't know. He just, cause the others greet you and say hi

and he doesn't, I think I was one of the last to shoot that he was on set. Where after that he would just- Explain that. He would just have 13 comics do their set five minutes and then they would all tape it and then they would edit it later so he would be already in there. He wasn't even there. He was nowhere near the building.

Where's the audience? Oh they're there. 13 comics with one audience? Yes it's one audience. Is it the audience for the show? I think so. Or is it a different audience? I think it's an audience for the like, it's probably from the,

you know, honestly. No, I remember hearing comedians say, it was like a showcase where you would just go and do sets and there would be a crowd there, but multiple comics, and he was gone. Yeah, it was something weird like that. So he doesn't even, he doesn't even deal with stand-up comedy. It made me feel like he does not like stand-up.

Why would it? He doesn't wanna be around you. Yeah. Doesn't even want you to see you. The last thing would it? He doesn't want to be around you. Yeah. Doesn't even want you to see you. The last thing he wants to see on his show is one of you. Right. Or one of us. These are assumptions,

but I love throwing out assumptions. I love the word. One of my favorite words. I just love throwing it out there. I love that. I'm with you. I would have said. I love a nice assumption.

Just throw it out there and see what happens. Yeah. So I heard, go ahead Jacob, what? No, I was just gonna, I'm still trying to get, I can't picture it, so the audience that you performed at is not the audience that is on the show that he's doing. It's an audience specifically for? The comedy showcase, I think.

I'm gonna have to ask a comic that did it, how they legitimately did it. Sarah, Sarah, he's never gonna hear this. Just say it was. Yeah. Yes. All right. Yeah, just throw it down.

You're gonna make an assumption. Make the assumption. Right, I'll see you guys on Reddit. Yeah. Well, it's weird because that show, the Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman were the top tier late night things that comics wanted to be on. Right. I did the Tonight Show and The Late Show with David Letterman were the top tier late night things that comics wanted to be on.

I did The Tonight Show because, look, I know I'm not even supposed to do The Tonight Show, my type of comedy, but I wanted to do it just to say in my life I did The Tonight Show. Yeah, I still want to do The Tonight Show. I could not give a fuck about doing The Late Show with Colbert because he ruined it. If you're not out there with David or Jimmy laughing,

if you don't have that, well they're right there and they come over to you after, if there's not that opportunity where he's gonna be like, dude, great job, where the host is gonna be like, that was funny, and maybe have an opportunity, the whole opportunity thing. Yeah, the host needs to be there, a part of it, reacting to it, happy you're there.

Plus, it also turned into, like, when he took it over, it turned into a political show. It's a political show now. It's a lot of it is politics. His monologue, he always is talking about the same shit, and it's just like... You know, yeah, I mean, I, you know I love who's doing the Daily Show again on Mondays with...

Jon Stewart. Dude, he's kicking ass. Yeah, he was always really good about teetering on both. Yes. I wish he took over. I wish he took over The Late Show. I wish he was the one who took over The Late Show. Because he does both.

You never know who he is. He'll smash everybody. As long as you do something stupid, he'll talk about it and make you laugh about it. Well, the other thing about Colbert that we noticed is like when he interviews, he, if you, say if you say something a little off color, he'll be like, oh, why would you think that?

He puts the guest in an awkward position where if you watch someone like Conan, even if he disagrees with you or think that you're going in a direction, he's always like, oh my God, we're gonna get fired. He takes him light and fun and he turns the tension where the other, I would see, watch Colbert and it would always, some of his interviews

would be kind of awkward for a comic. I heard that he doesn't, yeah with comedy, it's not, he doesn't really, like the comic's gotta be the one talking and doing it, he doesn't really take the ball with it. I love Conan used to bring comics on to hang out. Yeah. Which was, I think Conan was probably the best

for comedians to go on and have fun with. Well I think he legitimately likes stand-up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he loves it. He loves comics. Yeah. He had Norm MacDonald on. I think Fallon is like, laughs a little bit at it

and like is- No, Fallon loves comics too. Yeah, Fallon's a big fan of comedy. When I went on his show, I actually brought him a Syracuse college sweatshirt because when we did a show together, college one year, and he was headlining this years ago, and I was opening for him,

and this was right when he popped on SNL, and he was like the biggest. And they would give you hoodies. The college would give you hoodies. So they came with our boxes and they said, my name on his and then Jimmy's on his. So I just peeked in mine, and it was just a regular fucking stupid hoodie

with Syracuse, like, you know, ironed onto it. And I opened his, and his was an embroidered, beautiful, like, wow hoodie with Syracuse embroidered, like, three different times and this massive, and I switched hoodies. Oh. Oh, that's great. I took his hoodie out and I put it in my box. You told him.

I took his shitty hoodie out, but I never told him. When I went on the show, I presented him with... You had to clear your conscience. I found the hoodie. Yeah. And I go, dude, this is your... He goes, what the fuck is this? I go, dude, around 15 years ago,

I stole your hoodie out of your fucking thing. And he was like, why would you do that? I was like, I wanted that hoodie. It's nicer. It was so nicer. Yeah, he's a good guy, but that's good that you're talking some shit. Yeah, I love beefs.

Yeah, I know, you like assumptions and beefs. That's what I heard about you. Yeah, throw out a hot opinion. Give us a hot opinion right now, what do you got? Throw out a fact you don't know much about. Yeah, I'm all for that. I do that this whole show. I do it inadvertently.

I just do it, I just say shit and it's a fact. Right, well I don't mind if somebody's like comments and they say, well actually, I don't mind. As long as you're nice about it. Do you know what I mean? Like online, yeah. What do you mean? Meaning long as you're nice about it. Do you know what I mean? Like online? Yeah. What do you mean?

Meaning like if you say something and you thought you were right, and then somebody's like, oh, actually, I think you were wrong about, and then they have like, they back it up, then I'm like, oh, thank you. I don't wanna sound like an idiot. Right. Yeah.

I can never make a point online because I always will misspell something. Yeah. Yeah, that's the worst. I'll be like, yeah, well, and then I'll use the wrong there. Yeah, yeah. But fuck those people that use that against you. That's the only tactic that they have.

It's not the only one. I don't use grammar correctly. And a lot of time I'm wrong. The worst is when you're adamant about something and somebody corrects you. You're like, no, he only did that once. I know for a fact. And then they just pull up that it happened four times.

And you're like, all right. You can be so sure about something. You have to know, yeah. Yeah, there's professional internet people, professional social media people that know a lot of shit. Yeah, it's annoying, but whatever. It is annoying, but it's fun to look at from a distance. Right, right.

Yeah. All right, well you got your show coming out. It's coming out this Sunday. Yeah, 3 p.m. Sarah Talamash and Joe List, my friend who won't come in because he doesn't like me, this Sunday. Check it out, it's a holiday show on the Comedy Central Radio and it's coming out,

they got six episodes. They're gonna do different holidays. And we also have Big Jay and I guest DJed shows for the music channel, and they're on right now, so you can listen to them. It was fun, it was awesome, I had a great time. Just search guest DJ, our names, either or, and we played songs from me, Classic Rewind, and Big J from hair nation. It's up right now on the app again just search

Guest DJ in our name and we had a good time. And of course Paul Verzi It will be at the Milwaukee improv this Friday Saturday June 14th and 15th If you haven't seen Paul go check him out follow him on Instagram He'll also be at Laugh Seattle July 26 and 7th Portland and Mississippi Studios July 28 for tickets and all of the tour dates go to Paul Verzi calm and of course Sarah where is your stuff? Do you have a website? Um, I do seratini comedy, but I feel like those are useless I'd rather you just go to my subscribe to my YouTube channel. Yeah

Believe it's Sarah T comedy. She's the best and a big Jay is gonna be on tour with With Bert Kreischer on the fully loaded festival touring all over the country throughout June and then the funny bone in Richmond, Virginia The 12th and the 13th and he's gonna do a big show The Funny Bone in Richmond, Virginia, the 12th and the 13th, and he's going to do a big show, solo show, Brigada Atlantic City July 27th for tickets and all of the tour dates. My brother from another mother, bigjcomedy.com, and I'm at The Funny Bone Friday and Saturday. I'm in Magoobies in Maryland coming up the week after that, Portland this summer, and then I'm shutting it down. I'm in the tiny house for July. I got a couple shows.

But go to Punch Up live slash Robert Kelly for my free special. And on Tuesday nights I'm at the Pussycat every Tuesday at seven o'clock. And that's it you guys. What time you meeting him later? That's a lot of plugs. Who?

Kevin. Dude, if you don't think I'm gonna try to be friends with this guy right now, I'll be friends with him and it will come out that he actually did all my god And then he's just caught keeps calling you get fired off everything stalking you and we come his new baby reindeer fuck Kevin I'm back on yeah, I'm done you guys you know what you guys you switched me. He's a piece of shit Take it away. We'll be right back, it's the bonfire.