The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Virtual Hunt (feat. Andy Fiori)

Episode Date: February 18, 2022

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Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. I'm trying. What's the chorus?

I'm trying, Rainbow. I'm trying real fucking hard to beat the shepherd. Where's the chorus I'm trying rainbow trying real fucking hard to be the Shepherd where's the hook dude this is at best a barband easy I mean this makes Pearl jamming like a bunch of Mozart thank you I got so many Mozart's in one man I couldn't think of other people. Goddamn group of Beethoven. What do you guys have a bunch of box? That's a guy, right? I got a Paka box. Welcome to the Bonfire Series XM Factored Talk 103.

I'm Dan Soder, that's Big Jail Crescent. The Groovy Five today. And we'll get to why that is in studio full family. And I mean, have a full family. Also it's a cover. Christine, back where she belongs, DJ Lewitsky, our black king the black tiger Lewis. Shake up a taught in studio for our parents and back with his family the reason that we started off this noodling crunchy shit show of a song, it's our in-house fish lover, Andy Fury.

This would make sense for your character though. Or if you- Is it like, if you- Is it perked up like a golden retriever somewhere? Huh? His hands are also in the air, waving around. I thought this was the new intro song for a second. I was like fuck yeah Now we just we're in an open relationship now with the we come in a different song every day now until we find one that really just yeah But right now we're just tasting everything well

Well, it tastes very much. It's a very nice welcome back. Well it tasted like O'Brien Right Well, it tastes very much. It's a very nice welcome back. Well, it tastes like oat brand Right. Yeah, it's like something that you have wrote snacks and then they're healthy snacks. Yeah It's like you know, it is like opening a book on your birthday when you're a kid. Yeah, it's like having wasabi Peas but somebody sucked the wasabi off because you Nothing this is doing anything does zero for me honestly I know it makes me a drink. This is actually they play guitars and like I can't it makes me want to drink in a college way and irresponsible I don't have a problem way. That's not a good thing Andy. Oh, I've dealt with that demon No, I think that age I'm talking about I make you feel like that a 38 years old Jason. I understand oh no I understand this music though can like

Doring this music things can happen this music though, can like, during this music, things can happen that like are memories forever. I feel like this is the Pied Piper music for pancake tits to be just pulled out of some weird tie-dye. It might be a song called Piper. Yeah, listen, and I bet it gets a lot of.

It's a flat big nip tits out. It's gonna be a crusty, it's gonna be a crusty chick, but like, you catch one at an age where they have like camp counselor body Like they play a little, what do you call that? What's law and hockey? Yeah, feel hockey? Yeah Thick thighs thick, like this, not hurt. No, I don't mean her. That's not a good example I don't care about it. Almost the one on the on the top right Yep

Yeah, you're just like yeah this girl and you just like make out without talking during one of these stupid 75 minute songs. Yeah. And you just never forget it. And then you have to tell people you go, shit, Harry armpits, but like dude, her tits were fucking great. Dude, it was awesome. We made it out to the 17 minute song and then she threw up because she was on Iowaska. And so I kind of had to help her back to her Toyota Camry and her friend couldn't drive.

So then we couldn't go to Arby's like I wanted to. So I ended up standing in the parking lot. You ever have a girl rip a nitrous balloon and then go down on you? Yeah, the drugs that they do at this for that jammy music is so hardcore. If they did the drugs that they do at fish shows at like Iron Maiden and stuff,

I think it would be more, it would be scarier. You'd be like, oh man, Iron Maiden's terrifying. Dude, I had a... It had a big Eddie on acid. I had what I was on. I'm sure made in Finn's do acid, but I'm saying when I was on a mayhem fest, yeah, I had like a just making out no sex, but like day long, just like relationship with this one girl. It was so great.

Where did you guys meet? It was during Rob Zombie. Shum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum. You make eye contact all day. It was like great. Where did you guys meet? It was during Rob Zombie. And you make eye contact all day. It was like all day. It was like a side stage first. And then I was very accessible. I was out there. So like, you know, it was just hanging out mostly.

I think we made that just like quickly, at the end of the night. And it was like, her family was there. So it was like, she goes, my mom and everybody are gonna leave now. But I had such a great time. I'm like, we kissed for like a 10 seconds or something, and I was like, you go back to the bus like,

oh, you come in the corner, two of us, and you go, I am in love. Also, it's funny now, so I see you're on social media. It's like 12, 13 years later, so it's like, it's so different seeing her. Also. So it's like it's so different singer. Also her saying family could go really bad. Where she's like my husband and son are in the parking lot. And you're like just one more kiss. During power man 5,000 or

one more kiss. No, I had a and then the girl who said that she was going to like hook up to come backstage and I was like don't yeah, I was like I'll bring you backstage, but don't. Don't do that. No, just like, you're thinking backstage is gonna be something, it's not worth fucking me if you're not into fucking me.

Unless you're into like, old craft services. And then we ended up hookin' up like anyway, but that was like a fun night too. But that was like, a little, well the thing is those festivals, they start like noon. So if you're yapping with somebody at like one, yeah, but they could be a different person by seven p.m. With all the drugs. That happened to buddy. I

Had the girl that dropped blinding racism on me right away. Oh my god I had the girl who went through the audience and and Grab somebody stomach and said like oh my god. You're pregnant. It was a thin girl. I was like I'm a fucking pregnant She ran away from her. There was another guy brought backstage was beautiful Black chick I think her half black maybe. You. You're she was gorgeous. And then at the end of the night she got so fucked up on shit like she was the backstage pro. She went into a band's dressing room and took like booze bottles out. Oh, yeah. And then it was just kind of like with I'm the one that she's a pro. She's a pro. Oh, man.

She's stealing everyone. Luckily, she was talking to enough people like over the whole course of the day, backstage. She was in a video I did. I had to go around to like, man on the streets. She was like, I'm one of the... Think I've pinned on you. And then it didn't, but like, I was in the beginning,

I thought it was gonna be all me. Yeah. And then I saw when she was backstage, she was more of just like, I was her point person, but it was still like, I can do bigger than you, like definitely. But she didn't say that. It was just the energy of like,

look at her past you looking around you. Almost going, almost doing like a, you don't have to keep like babysitting me. And I'm like, no, I do. It was the last night of the tour actually. It was the last night of the tour. I mean, it was in the Bible belt. It was a, Oklahoma city. It's a place called

the zoo amphitheater. It's next to a zoo, so I couldn't curse. So why you would have set the rhinos? Children. Okay. People who kids who watch, right? I didn't know you're going to scare off the birds. They go, this is a little weird thing. It was a fawn. It was a fawn. It was a fawn if you cursed. So I didn't go on stage and do comedy last night. But I went and did a bunch of like footage for them. Sure. And met her like doing It was a fine if you cursed so I didn't go on stage and do comedy last night But I went and did a bunch of like Footage for them sure and met her like doing that got a bunch of content so maybe I was on stage Very important if I was on stage Like that day probably maybe I would have done but but either way she I lost her for hours

Let's say right or I just kind of like I was not more. What was the difference in, you first see her, you're hanging out. She's gone to a lot of music festivals. She was fun. She was a fun girl. She was also like, fun, funny, flighty. Not funny, but fun in like the, she'd go and try to get like girls,

it was like, show your titties, go's got great titties. And like just like encouraging. All right, hype man. Yeah, it tinnitus. And like just like encouraging, all right, hype man, like just hyping. And then she comes back, sun's down. Sun starts going down and she's already like, by sun down, I have to do main stage, I'm like, I'm not really, no, I'm sorry, I didn't go on. So like by sun down, I just kind of lost her though.

I was like, you know, she's too chaotic. Like, I see, I've seen, you're already talking to other like younger bands and stuff, so I'm like, she's fine. But at the height of the night when they were removing her for stealing things out of dressing rooms. As she walked by, I was getting like, the J-tell him, like I've been hanging, like you're like, I'm like, ah, they're strict here, man.

So funny, dude. So funny how you always, I will always been like like that when someone's getting kicked out and you go, if you don't know them, you're like, you're kicked out of a show and wait for you outside, but not to just to say like, I'm a huge fan. So we got kicked out. And then you just don't want to argue. So they're just like, yeah, it's like, I guess we've said this on the show before, but they always go like, yeah, I guess you're getting on the laugh at a comedy

club. Yeah, right, that makes more sense. You probably wasn't you doing something drunk and erratic, right? Yeah, no, that's stupid to think that. This guy got backstage at Cankfest in Houston. It was just standing around with me and Shane and Ari. And we were just like, saying, you're gonna talking, just this guy.

And a swear to God, I thought I was gonna Shane's cousin, Spiritsburg. The whole time, I'm like, I'll cool Shane Bros. family. And then I'm like, talking to him, and I'm like, what's he, and then Shane's like, I don't know, like, like, I looked The whole time I'm like, I'll cool Shane Bros. family. And then I'm like, talking to him and I'm like, what's you? And then Shane's like, I don't know, like I, like I looked away and I was like,

he's like, I don't know that guy. And then security came up to him and was like, hey man, you gotta go. There was more than one person that came up to me at Skankf. And again, it's the thing I don't know what to do. Yeah. They came up to me at Skankfest and they were like, dude, like I only got a ticket for yesterday,

right? I just fucking came back and got in and they're getting you're like, cool. I don't think that's like, why are you telling me? It's my girlfriend's, it's my girlfriend and my best friend's friend's festival. Cool. Oh, they work really hard on this and you're stealing it from the cool. But the guy had a, the guy was really funny because the

security was like, hey, man, I got to see your pastor back here or whatever. And then he looked at me and I went, like that. And they looked at Shane and she went, yeah, a good run and the guy went, I did. He's like left, which was thank God. I think it's the same guy. Oh really? I think so too, because he looked at me, I was walking by and he goes,

hey, there's a free beer in here. Yeah, that's probably him. I was like, you're not supposed to be in there. Yeah. And he was just kept walking. But you know what though? Fucking good for that guy, because that's gotta be fun when you're a fan

Yeah, you're just a dude. Yeah, and you get backstage and they're like you don't pay for the beer you have to be like All right, I'll tell you that if you're a chick And you pay for a drink at Skangfest like you are You are a bitch you like you're a bitchy chick. You're such a bitch You're a bitchy chick if you don't I mean I You're a bitchy chick, if you don't get, I mean. I wouldn't got to slush you and someone else paid for it. There you go. Who the fuck was that?

Wait a tell him, Christine, wait a fuck, our whole day recorded. She said he stirred it with his big fat, huge hawker. It's crazy. I didn't know there was a bounce castle. I don't know, he just fucked in it for hours. Yeah. Not to jump, but did I tell you the story I found a camper sent it in?

Oh, I didn't think you're a DM the black little camper was like you guys have to bring this up You know the guys reaching out to me. I told you right you guys are putt Well, I have a no pros Jay's super into America's premier pedophile. He got into pedophile hunting the way I was I'm into wrestling He wants to several different leagues. He knows where people are moving. He knows what's going on Yeah, the ins and Cody Rhodes out of eight you W back WWE. Yeah, oh wow now sit there. Yeah Jay has got one pedophile hunter the hay bro good for you man gets canceled He's under the next now Oby nation's gone pp officials got pp official got taken down too. OBE Nation PP official got on the inside track, PP nation,

predator poachers or PP official got taken down. That's the guy. He's got two other channels, but. So the message words are saying? No, they're like, no, it's what his text to me says. Oh, he's got the inside track. Don't ever step to Jay like that again. Wow.

Come out. Why come out sideways? I'll ever come out him like he doesn't know pedophile hunter. Bro, is there like a Vince McMahon of a P.P.? It's called small genitalia. That's kind of the thing of pedophile hunting. Is there one guy wrangling everybody together?

No, I would say the thing that does is young box that all these men are chasing and they get together. Well, they are organized. There's some guys who really go for like young gay dudes who are trying to fuck teenage Game boys. Okay, it doesn't strike me as hard. I like the guy I watch now is the guy who goes in as the guy was reaching out And we've been contacting and we've been we've watched some of us. So there's this there's niche hunters. Yeah, yeah Well, there's like a whole like there's a lot of city ones. There's like Toronto pedophile hunter. Right.

Indianapolis and us up. But this guy travels the whole country. Yeah, dude, I want to know. It goes over the whole country though. That's what's also about it. Well, I want to know what's like the heart, like what's the biggest pedophile scene? Yeah.

You know, I don't want to know. You're like the boy and I will let me tell you. I got our people. My heart says, I recommend, I recommend don't doing it, Lou, Black Lou, if you haven't done it or not. Have you done the thing that shows you the search of the registered sex offenders in your area? Don't, don't.

You won't walk outside anymore. When I lived in Long Island, I did it. When Isabella was really young and I was like, yo, I mean, a ton, tons. Can we see how many are around this how many are 20 in like a five minute 20 of them in a five minute walk. Really? Yeah.

I mean, dude, if there's some in the building, we should go hunting. Do you have any jazzle neck? Shh, I'm a hunting pet of my own. One of my favorite jokes on Oddball tour. I'd watch while I was jazzle neck saying, he goes, you know, I did one of those searches for, you know, sex offenders in your neighborhood and pedophiles.

He goes, just in my neighborhood, there is 30 registered sex offenders. So why do we always have to meet at my house? That's right. That's real funny. That's great. Why do we always have to be at my house? Yeah, search the area, dude. Do a scan.

Oh, Christine, yeah. Scan for pedophiles in the neighborhood. It's not good. I just tried and it said that I got to find a different site. You're too old. Sorry, kid. You know, this site said it wasn't a bailage. It's a warning or a app.

It's an app. Yeah. Department of Justice, step your shit up. Hey DOJ. You found it. Yeah, I found one. Yeah, I've seen you're fired glue You're in criminal watchdog and I did search my address and this is pretty fun disturbing Yeah, how many not 30? I'd say like maybe more 10 to 15 15 too many Hey, hey, so I hear you like fucking kids. Guess what? Okay. Oh, too many. Too many. That's 15 to many. Hi neighbor. Hey, hey, so I hear you like fucking kids. Guess what I have a kid if I see on my property,

all the fucking kill you. Hey, it goes nice to meet you neighbor. That's a beautiful boy you got there. Oh, hello, yeah, you can't go with the kid. You just got to show up and be like, hey, here's the deal. See that address? Don't go near it. Rose.

Hey, man, can't believe you 18 months old. I'm a good looking boy, Andrew's a good looking boy. That's a good looking boy, Hendrix. No, I'm saying it genuinely. I saw the picture at the ice cube repost thing. So cute. Yeah, you don't. If you have an ugly kid, you can go on that website.

Sure. Oh, yeah, you're fine. No problem. Guys, he goes, hey guys, I'm reaching out because my kids feel a little low on themselves. And would you guys mind trying to molest like, like they're gonna say no, but like, you just let them know they're in the hunt.

Could you're in the game? They're like, you have like a six pack or something? Could you, could you just, look like, could you just have like a clown that chased me? No. What did you do? Then what did you do?

Yeah. You have to move that. I just had a young girlfriend and I was like 19. I was 17, she was Oh, I just had a young girl friend and I was like 19. I was 17. She was 17, I was 19. He's like, oh, never mind. But, but Neil, four houses down, three ladies are changing his basement for a year.

Okay, there we go. Okay, I'm now, we're talking. I gotta stop by. Ground ladies? Yeah, I guess. Christine, you put everybody's address in? No. Dude, can you put in DJ lose and see if the house itself lights up?

Something's happening. These are call coming from inside the house. That's Julian, next door. You better give your wrong address, Blue. Give a few down. You're gonna go Bing Bing. You guys, that's crazy. Four out of the five houses on your blog.

You're talking about the Tussy Brothers? Yeah. The boys that come in and they motorboat everyone's boy butts. They call that peto row. Yeah, dude. You're seeing what you're seeing right here is the highest concentration of pedophiles in the world.

That's the main line, baby. Hey Will, you know what I love about 10 year olds? You guys, they always get off the bus. Parents think they're able to walk home alone. Oh, what is it? Welcome to the jungle, baby baby you're gonna get touched Do you put it in someone's that doing with the group you will go do putting your address look how many Six years different on you they go oh

The house you're in starts blinking He has they they probably haven't refreshed this Must be the old You just refresh it see if it's still still coming up. Oh god. I didn't realize my grandfather named this pedophile man I yeah, they go they go. Dan is here ankle brace making a noise. Hmm. Yeah, they go, they go. Dan, is he here? Uncle Grace making a noise? No, no, no, that's, huh? That's like, that's just my, that's my heart monitor. Yeah, I got to take my pill.

Yeah, you guys, you guys go ahead. I can't go to the water park today. But I just don't feel like swimming. Dude, the school you're just putting the basketball court, you wanna go shoot around? How far away is that from the school, about 100 feet? No, you know, oh, I have a meeting today. Oh, that's crazy. I gotta do a podcast, but you're dressed for basketball Yeah, but I just it's a podcast about basketball. I don't like playing anymore. I think the sports I lost the love for the sport

Yeah, so it had the Thompson go around I don't want to happen to me. Oh, it's pretty marm Tenec must just light up red like a global warming who's who's That's what you're putting Christine. We put in us. Oh, why is that racist? There's two people Us here man hadn't has two people Yeah, Brian and Daniel the red flags are the oh no, there's a lot more a bunch once staying at the god damn New Yorker Oh my god He goes nobody will rent me a place. I got please. Front desk doesn't ask a lot of questions. Did you guys see the ones that are both at the 400

address? There's there's 200 the same roof. Yeah. Really? There's no way there's only four sex offenders within two miles of this building. There's gonna be like 500. Yeah, but they commute in. Span the search. Well, it's also these are the ones that were called and had their register. These are all the four. These guys were dumb enough to not be able to get away with it. Yeah, someone doesn't know how to use a fake name with their 13 year old girlfriends, right, Andy?

Andy, that's ours. Wink. Uh, what are you looking at, Jay? Put your mouse over the side of the name. Christine, I think their pictures pop up Yeah, I can be my address. I'm genuinely curious Yeah, that's second zip codes the story I when they being bang and they have sex with

Christ, oh man, that's right by you guys. Oh Joey. I like that guy. JB. Oh JB Adam Kimmel Richard's kind of close to me. Oh Yeah, he's the one there's two of them on the Richard in bed that 400 yeah Is that place just like a fucking it's gonna be a halfway your department of grit that guy's a jail? Oh, maybe it's a halfway house has to be a house, because there's been four people at that address. Yeah, I'm not like coincidence. Or that place fucking rocks.

There's parties. There's just levels of it. Oh, us, we all live in the attic of a preschool. It's pretty convenient. Yeah, no, we're kind of like the super friends, but pedophiles. We all have different worlds. Welcome to the Legion of Doom.

That's what some children of Carlos Brian was a kisser I was super villain Super villain. Oh, this is our super villain pass. It's fun for the kids that way I said to feel little girl boobs. I don't like have sex or anything. That's different. I like grown women You weirdo. Yeah, why like to watch little boys piss. Yeah, you're making it a weird thing Sure, I grimace and chuckle maniacally. Gam. I don't put in a DJ lose adress.

Please. Lou whisper it in the rear, are you typing it in? 20 f***ing street clipped in New Jersey. Whoa, he's just a lot of people. I don't know who you're talking to. I don't know who you are. Yeah, he can edit that. Edit that please.

You can edit it out. It's an apartment building building they can have to ring all the bells to find me Here you coughing. Oh my god. They have to hit 11 other things there guys hold on just Have you guys seen the place where these twins? Is that a slalom in the winter Olympics? This looks like... Downhill slope style. Oh, okay. Gee, do this.

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Or just a pedophile organization. Yeah, dude. It looks like it's just a picture is over. Oh well that guy did it Show me another one. I'm gonna see these faces are great. I like to put faces to names Shares over him. Oh, well that guy did it. Show me another one. I like to see these faces are great. I like to put faces to names. That's your town offenses. Look at the more details and defend this guy looks like a bro. Lou, why is there a place called sexual assault rifle camp park? He's a registered sex. This is John. He has won criminal check result degree of offense. This is John. Oh, it's a guy. He was he was arrested for aggravated registered sex this is john he is one criminal check result degree of offense this is john he was he was arrested for aggravated sexual assault

and oh five well that's less than by now he's got a scar on his left eye and he has a two thousand two white Cadillac escalade he had two of them well he got a second he got another one in 2004. Damn. Good job. Scar on left eye, that was from the one that got away. Yeah.

Yeah. Sometimes I catch a release. That's his white whale. He's a fine bird. Oh, the one that got away. He goes, I got six months before 13th birthday. Yeah, he goes right here, he goes, oh yeah. Lisa, yeah, she was wild.

Do you think that's his story? He had very adult nails for a little kid. Do you think that's his adult, that's his gone in 60 seconds? Putting a crew together. Putting a crew together. She's turning into a teenager this weekend. You know, and you know,

this is my last year to get it. He goes, promise us making American pie packed. We're all gonna fucking underage girl this summer. Are we gonna go to the pool, we're gonna find her? What the heck? Yeah, I think that's the nickels cage. Oh, that, go to another picture. How far are they from the cheers bar you hang out in?

Yeah, where's your bar? Where's Bruce and Chris? They almost aggravated assault at use, actually. Are they by sharkies? That's a different town. I live by the white castles, thank you. Oh, nice. That's over there. On that map. Yeah, follow that flag

You can get off. This is a flag right across from white cast. I might be lose Like God, what are these pictures? No, that's our third twin. Oh, that's screw. Oh my God Where's white castle? Oh, there it is. That's where you live by. Right here. That's Lou. So, hoping it wasn't you. A part of you who's not sure if one of these is you.

Well, this is your... Let's see if he did the guy his neighbor. Cisco. Concentrated. Do you know that guy? Aggravated sexual assault. Keep my hand on the bus, though. Mm.

It happened to know five. Lewis is uncle. Is aggravated sexual assault like? It's a plea deal from rape I think If my SVU serves me correctly Usually a plea to have pleaded up. Please get a lot of rapes going on. I know Before the everything bottomed out no Housing market was booming people were getting Plessing taken from them. Everybody was working every house without two working parents So I'll tell you right now all the eyes were on I ran

These guys out here Candy This guy took a second this guy paid out on a second mortgage. That's why I got both escalates Buddy, I'll bet you 2008 2009 in Detroit, Rock City. It is a pet of miles Fucking carnival. Those people are all down their lock. They needed some fucking kid They needed some kid-ass to fucking wake them up. Yeah, dude. It was just getting back in the game That's where white supremacists white supremacists They went and did that out out there when the depression hit and fucking oh eight white supremacists, white supremacists, uh, they went and did that out, out there when the depression hit and fucking

oh eight white supremacists went to, there's a documentary about, well there's a packs of wild dogs and they went to fucking Detroit and they were like, hey life sucks right you know who's causing the problem Jews and blacks and I would have a hard, I don't have a hard time believing that because of the amount of old wiggers that live in the Detroit area I don't have a hard time believing that because of the amount of old wiggers that live in the Detroit area. Yeah, boom and all of right mile because of eight mile. Oh, you said M&M. Well, no, no, all those guys are in their mid 40s early 50s and they're like, what's up, son? And Dager and welfare of children. I can't get rockin' M&M as their idols. Yeah, and probably if you're in your 30s and that hit, now you're in your early 50s, you know, you're like,

I was suck son. Right. And they're like, no, no, no, no. Two to five. Can't do it. How fucking fuck that would be when these pictures are person's wearing a bonfire shirt? And everything about that, you're like, god damn it.

It's like when that guy from Legion of Skanks killed his mom. Yeah, exactly. What we didn't tell him to do it. God damn it, god damn it. Because what he was sitting behind you all free and fit, that was when Bobby made the video of how many times that guy sat behind us and we just put on sinister music of like a funny. You know what I mean? We're like, like Lewis you fucking idiot.

I'm like, like, guys watching. And he's behind us and we just zoom in on him. And he's just having a good time. He's like, smiling and they look at this monster. There's a real pocket up on giddy-ev top left Yeah, man, copy us we get you have as a fucking get to get more like grabby-ev

I mean these guys how much you want to bet? By the way, I was gonna say how much do you want to bet that that location is exactly a hundred yards from a school or playground? Look a Lewis J from a school or playground. Look, a Lewis J. You're a sh- Dangering welfare of a child. Have you guys looked to the right? There's literally a place called Bonfire Mofongo House. Nice! Bob Tate, well. Seems to be in the clear. And no pedophiles, right?

Everybody go there right by Cedar lawn cemetery. Go back up to look at Bias Sondai Hill. Look at that. Sondai Hill. Sondai, can I not read this is sandy Hill like saw and I There's to me red flags around it The pro the proto stores fucking teaming. Hey, Lou Can I just tell you don't take any of your nieces and nephews up by 21st. Have or the Lambert Castle I'm telling you Like they call it candy hill If you walk by that was a child

There's probably a bunch of people sitting at there. It's like the old skid row like hey, hey, you're the wrong 10 or you find out that that's where you find out the giant lollipop factor Of course Of course, you're giving away a giant lollipop. Oh my god. You're right. That's right. You're right. They're by the camera.

Yeah. All right, by Dylan's candy box. Dude, you're, that's right at the corner of the giant lollipop factory and the water slide factory. Well, see, that's, that's, that's, I'm on the boat of Patterson. That's where like all the crime is. Like you hear fireworks and it's not really fireworks, it's gunshots. You got You tell yourself

We're gonna call the quarter of a chick. There you go. Sorry. Baby. I just what happens when you live in the good Sorry, I know it's July 4th, but just those are gunshots. Hey, it is what it is, baby You know it is aren't you afraid blue? Wow Get afraid. Louis is a man. I knew better this cesspool of pedophilia don't you understand? I know in the cleans up the streets Lou if you were a butterfly You could quit this job. My god. You're a quick serious man. We just had a you don't believe your you don't believe your block We just hit a vein of gold The thing's gonna lead to a giant deposit

Because somebody else's address Check our old address. Can I do my can I do my mom's in Aurora? Yes, oh Make sure mom safe you just say who loves editing I meant to play Lena on me not stand by me because Patterson's where Joe Clark that's where school was the movie right He used to call me crazy Joe now you call me Batman now you call me on the but on the registry. I'm Joe Crazy Joe now you call me Batman but on the registry of this Joe Clark Joseph P Clark Let him know you're not a robot. I'm not

Oh, but I Little gonna robot I'm not Yeah, check me I'm not a sexy. Oh my god. Oh wait, what does that again? We are All right, we slate. Yeah, I did wow the ones dead One said my mom lives right here Okay, I mean so what that guy do so this is over by the red lion in This is over by by the way. This is where the depot. This is where the okay. I know this area close to hoots Yeah, this is this is where the weed dispensary is is right over here. How crazy is the register sex offender everywhere?

Yeah, the way a roar is pretty clean. Jacob roars are pretty clean Jacob don't put your brothers put your I tell my knees go live out in the woods go out in the woods by yourself scarily I feel pretty good put it in Jacob Jacob you'll do that put your parents things I want to see where you're staying I want to know if you're sleeping close to a fucking what because I want to see if you're staying in assess pool of pedophilia because that's what we want to know Jacob I believe it's a good place to rape a close to a fucking, because I want to see if you're staying and assess pool of pedophilia. Because that's what we want to know, Jack. I believe it's everybody's a good place to rape a child and throw it to the gators. Oh, dude, gators get rid of little bodies so easy.

Jacob, why are you so afraid to put that address on? Do it, Jacob. Did you do it? Where's somebody goes? No, I don't know if my address, and you go, what are you so afraid of? Yeah, just to think of my pictures, you know? I don't know.

Yeah. I was pissing near a playground, they caught me, that's it. Yeah, I knew they were looking, I didn't know if I can find out. My picture's show goes. I don't know. Yeah. I was pissing near a playground. They caught me. That's it. Yeah, I knew they were looking. I didn't mind. No, city. You got to do it. City.

All right. Are those kids looking? Oh, boy. Here we go. Within two miles. Where did Black Lugo vigilante the streets by his house? Yeah. My baby.

He's just making a call. He goes, I just put it in. I'm not a robot again. Jake, can you hold that's typer? Shout out Aurora for only having three pedophiles that are on there. That was very impressive. That was good. Oh boy. Oh boy. Jacob. Oh shit. Oh, the Home Depot. You're already surpassed it. Home Depot is a breeding ground. Oh, I'll say what? We got eight pedals. I'll say what? You think it's you're walking home depot a best by it? I say ubrate kids because you are you're in the danger zone. Look at

the way they're placed around the certain things too. Don't go north of the golf club or you're going to fucking get it. Oh, the ban you golf club. I want to be a lady that golf. I know you do. Nice. He's looks ideal. Let's see some pictures. I want to be a lady that golfs He's looks I do these are pictures. I want to see Florida Let's go to that pocket over there near Get right off the highway dude Do you know what's going on over there? Scott's place park you ever go to the public's over there But you ever know that those publics is feeding all those pedophiles? No, but you love watching kids play at Scott's place park It's just in my development my parents development. No

Jacob is why I say to grow a beard so you don't get raped and Florida We're looking out for you. You don't want to think you're a hairless boy We're looking out for you. You're a hairless boy. You see their faces. I want to see the face of these guys. Oh, Jacob, if you know him, it's going to be the biggest fucking go on. I fish with this guy. It's my knife buddy.

That's polysapristine. That's my knife and buddy. We should go on this together. Go over the flags. Go over the trees. This is it. This is where we are. There are those flags. This is where we are.

There's those flags. Give us a scroll over. Oh, boy. Oh, it was a principle. Oh, Lude lavish at child. Oh, Jake, can you make knives with that guy? For sure you do. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you look at those eyes? Oh, do George is so nasty. He doesn't even have a picture up there. He just sort of, he moved out from another town.

He came to bring us. Damn, dude. Florida's so fucked up that they have to fucking pull the pictures off. Yeah, these guys don't even have an avatar yet. Pick this one. Go to the one by the Christine. Christine, go to the two by the development he lives in.

Yeah, I don't know who the Titan towers are. Oh, y'all. Oh, y'all. Damn, I'm lawful, sexual offense. I don't know who the Titan towers are Yolster Sexual offense. Oh, you don't that's fine sure so well you play Are we going schoolteacher school teacher back to student so what's what you got that playing frisbee golf? Alisa Yeah, at least in All right, I don't know if you got to go the name. I mean they're on I said a bunch of the names I don't want them zoning in on the location Name you can just type in her name. Oh, oh for your parents. Okay, I got you

You know you're not as brazen as Lou who just gives his address You can just type in her name. Oh, oh for your parents. Okay, I got you You know, you're not as brazen as Lou who just gives his address I don't give a fuck. I'm at 9. He said it sucked my dick It's not accurate at all Kids come and get me. It looks like his inner monologue voice. He goes instead of a fucking bowl of candy, I got a bowl of lightest. What are you gonna do? I'm terrified to do my mom's town.

Carl was at address. I'm telling you, when I was there, I was like, oh, shit. Did you just felt it? Jacob, are you upset? I'm gonna have a serious conversation with my niece. Dude, there was like a four. And what's a chick, dude?

I don't need this. Oh yeah, especially with the girl one. Hey, you don't mind. And what's the 616 man? I don't need this. Oh, yeah, especially with the girl one. Hey, you don't mind if she gets molested by a chick though. Yeah, do this. Listen, that's kind of progressive. Yeah, it's barely. Yeah, she's actually going to make your family a lot cooler. So that's pretty good. I am not a real lot. I am not a sexual character. All right. Not terrible. Was yours terrible, Black black low who's this? Meet him come see come saw There's a couple guys on mine. Yeah, cheers a lot of Norris I'm scared to go look at that. That's not bad Jay. Where's this? This is Carlos. Oh

Back up. That's not bad. No the closest ones over here. That's changed a bunch put my mom's in Look at this wow touching of a child mentally effective. Oh, yeah, I touched a fucking mentally Challenge for lustful purposes. Why is this one so described touching of a child of mental defective incapacitated or physically help us person for lustful purposes. They don't fight back Dude, he goes I am so filled with lust. You love this. I love this. I love you. I'll say that. I don't like that. No, no, no, it's not soft. Oh, that didn't help. You want to get this over with or not? So you're scared. He goes, but I'm not scared. That's not so bad. Um, put my mom, but I'm, but I'm happy. He goes, this, this,

you're ruining it for me. My my mom's name is gonna be teaming You think so it's gonna fucking pop off. Oh, yeah, I look like right outside of Philly dude That's like a fucking that's a guy. It's a guy when they have those crab baskets a crab and basket You think it's gonna look like a fucking high school softwares It's all the developments dude. I bet I Am not a robot. Not bad. Only two.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's only a two mile radius. By the way, and by the way, and nobody at Ron Jaworski's Valley McCountry Club. Ain't no one going into JAWS' country club trying to get fucking young, but that's where my sister got married. Yeah, across the street from house.

And I was thinking that golf shot. Who's that one up there? That piece of shit by Timber Creek Dog Park. Which part of the way though, if I'm ever in the... Oh my God. Such old soldiers. Fort, really? How much of course?

He looks like cabcala away. He looks like he did. Hidey hidey hidey ho. Boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie. He also looks like a pirate. He's got a long guy. He's got a long guy for sure. Okay, that's not funny.

Because walkie eyes are molesting you Christine how about that fucking scuzz factory grew up and typing your edgy. Oh my god, dude. I bet your beach town Right down my mom's terrified. Pato by the Pato's by the sea Why you scared for your mom. She doesn't have any kids around. There's no she's moving. She's about to move She's fucking hot for it dude She's good to go the pet is always hot for her. Yeah, I don't mean to be offensive I don't know because mama fiori's fucking insatiable. Maybe that's why I know but these people want to fuck children I said hi

Oh, okay, but she's in the mix dude Fiori's clearly hurt here Redondo she likes to get fucking Slitted up on the side of the skirt and go out and party. Let's see, it's getting on in Redondo. Not a lot of pedophilia, in fact, zero cases in a two fucking mile radius. That's bullshit. While every high schooler's fucking grown-ups.

Yeah, that's because they don't consider pedophilia. You can probably start throwing darts at houses on here, you know of. Yeah. Oh, that was Tim. He was super in the baby pussy. Yeah. He called it Veeel. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So far Jersey's got the fucking most damn dude. Your fucking neighborhood was lit up. I mean, that's what Jacob just handed me an address. I don't know what it is.

What is my dad these moms? He's worried. Oh, dude, can I give you the one I grew up in? All my address where I grew up. Oh, yeah, I fucking almost could a good god. You're missing a word I got oh, that's what I should I should do my address from where I grew up Yeah, that's because that's where you see where you almost got you know, fuck Give me a pan radius. It's only on two miles. Andy. That's what I am Jacob's second right, and address down.

Head. After the first word. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Play a little nice, light music. Andy, by the way, you had some fish festival romance, right? Oh, yeah. All right, we're looking good here.

I feel safe. All right, this is the the house where mom bought when I was in fucking hell. Much scissor. I'm just too to see. You know, damn dude, you had not one. Not one. What a wholesome neighborhood. Right now. Right now, Luke, you living the most infused to be my childhood dream.

Shout out to League of Their Own. Tell them hangs really shined. I feel so safe now. Yeah, Jay doesn't like it I thought it's a child. That's to by the way This is so we're that that's the actual seeing I was invented and they all walk around town It's and train the dogs all the blind be walk around really yeah, oh, so there's no So they don't have to get registered if it feels bad goes if you're blind You can molest the kid I thought it was a I thought I was an adult. I thought it was a German Shepherd. Oh, yeah, dude. Look at that

No fucking Just one he's one he's dead your mom killed him. Yeah, dude. That's right. My mom touching you It's so funny because you could see how close my mom lives where I grew up and it felt it feels like a long way away But you realize it's just a square away Put in mind. This is so much fun. Yeah, we're finding out where pet pet pet Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Jay, how are you not fucked as a kid? Had an idea about doing my special here. The tower there. Yeah, but it went on it. Jesus Christ in X-Wild. My hometown had none. Damn, Jay. Two of them live on the golf course. That's crazy, they're on the fifth fairway.

You almost can't see Earth. It's a little crash. That's an expensive school. Friend Central. Arrow Park. Dude, look at that. The J, what about this? Why is so big? Look at that.

That is crazy. Let me see, where's my address? Where's the actual address? I don't know. That's a stark. Can we get some scroll overs? Doesn't have a like. Well, you can say the address

because you don't live there anymore. We look for Brockton Road. Yeah. Damn, dude. That is a insane amount of pedophiles. That's what appears like here. Jesus Christ. Like here.

I can't even count over Brook Park. I'm trying to count. I'm trying to count. Can you look at some of these flags? Oh my. Involuntary deviate section. What's your course? What does that mean? Sodomy in your zone. In me.

Now you could but fucking Philly. Whatever. Yeah, you guys aren't fucking Indiana. Oh boy. There Philly Beards. Oh, Philly Beards. What? Yeah, it goes. We was with the same bitch. Hey, Christine, can you

why indulge me for a second change the radius to four miles. Why, we got a treasure trove right here. I mean, Jacob. I don't want to see him. But he's busted out five miles. Yeah, now my hometown doesn't look so bad. No, not... Yeah, Jesus.

He looks like a nice place to grow up. Yours looks like the retirement for all these cut-of-files. Oh my God. We really want to get out of the intercity. Damn. If this was a game of risk, I would justfiles. Oh my god. We really want to get out of the intercity. Damn. If this was a game of risk, I would just give up. You've won. You have too many troops.

You have all the fucking countries. Go birds. Oh, by the way. By the way, go back. Up or dark, be the way. Uh, fucking wall wall. No problems over there. Oh, there's one right there.

Right there, right by the wall. That's the one we're gonna catch. Yeah. My little built wall wall. I bet he just has a hot pretzel and out for a stroll in Carroll Park Do you mind my mom and dad met somewhere like around here? Jesus that's the heart of pedoconigated Cathedral cemetery that explains a lot you guys know how many

Restraints have been bought at that lows home improvement That's that's basically like we're sorry. We're out again. That's basically like we're out again. That's the Bass Pro Shop for pedophiles. Hey guys, you got a lot of concrete mix, a lot of restraints. Just go to some pictures of like these crazy, the clusters. Yeah. What's going on? I don't know if you ever would go exploring.

Frankowski. I ain't any. I was looking guy. If you ever go exploring as a kid where you lift up a rock and there's like bugs on the bottom, that's what this feels like. Damn, dude. And got it.

So many charges for rape. Well, section. I mean, what are we doing here? It's a registry. It's a registry. No, no, no, no, I don't mean that. I mean like sex violence no there's sexual assault aggravated sexual assault rape like there's so many different names for

well track like I don't know what all the levels are milk chocolate dark chocolate cow cow cow there's wide chocolate I like personally I like cow cow cow cow um damn you look scary Personally, I like how cow Damn, he looks scary. Well, this is a serious fact.

I like that they get all fucking Shakespearean some of the serious would be that's the charge I want to plead to. Sometimes. You can't stop me being this serious. I was this serious. Well, here's the thing, why not, why not say rape? No, one doesn't, and officially don't say rape is because

these are all plea deals because they're out. No one say rape. One of them, and I don't officially say rape, is because these are all plea deals, because they're out. No one said rape. One did, okay. For some reason I thought of that old Kurt Metzger joke, or he's like, you guys watch this, sweet 16, the sweet 16 show, these girls need a rape, and I mean, I'm a real meat and potato

who's jump out of a bushing a man's rape. He goes, not like the new like date rape, get dinner first kind of thing Yeah That's like a joke that Kurt have my first move to the city It's so fucking easy man Jesus that is fucking crazy It's wild

After Christine and I almost both got clean bills of health Yeah I'm glad you got out Yeah Jay Did it, yeah Did you? But not without scars Hey Jay, should we hypnotize you and see if some stuff comes out maybe

Damn man that that is fucking wild as wild What are you looking up Christine? This is my uncle's office. I don't read you just mention it. I'd respel the city Is that how you spelled the city? Yeah. Oh, really? Halt Thor? Huh?

Oh, no, sorry. You got me on the little watch. God damn Jay, I did nothing. We're gonna light up like that. Look at that. Nice. It's two. You guys come from fucking pussy places. That's why I'm hard

Sorry, do you know sex was taken so much in Philly? Yeah, that's why I'm hard in the South Bay now That's why I'm the hardest mother fucker on the show. Yeah, or the one that come from pedophile country Or though they got ditto the bunching doesn't remember it. So what that's what calis way up? I don't give a fuck no more. No, they're just what are you gonna do then you can't break me down no more? Yeah, I've been broken And was inside of me oh, hey dude you're walking through pito landmines every day shut up any not you Shut the fuck up not you shit the fuck up, and you don't do it. Yeah, Jay. It's okay. I'm a fault

not you should the fuck up and you don't do it. J. J. It's okay. Where's the default? Should the fuck up Andy? You didn't choose to get born there. By the way, Andy Fury, Friday and Saturday night gonna be at City Steam in Hartford, Connecticut, the first place, so this fucking guy. So make sure, and he's shooting his one hour special

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