The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Voicetramentalists (feat. Katie Nolan)

Episode Date: November 25, 2021

Katie Nolan joins The Bonfire and they guys teach her about voicetramentalists for the first time!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@KatieNolan 

Hey, I'm Big J. Ocarson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. She returns twice in one week the Mother of myrtle the bringer of justice Katie Nolan. Hi, it's weird when you say my first and last name Katie Nolan because

whenever I usually say it's in a that's what I'm in trouble. Fight. So Kurt Metsk, your career is because everybody by their full name is so weird to me. Hey Dan Soder. I always stop. Hey Dan Soder, let me ask you a question. I stop doing it like that. As a young comic always took that as Kurt did not like me. No,'s what he does but I take everything are being like Dan Soder and you're like all right There's zero personal in this no, you know what it is. It means she doesn't know you very well Yeah, cuz then he starts all this yeah, but man Yeah, in the beginning you're gonna get I mean David tell was the weird because he would also a weird moments with David tell I'm like David tell hey David tell you I'm like what are you all fucking?

I'm not a guy that you all the fucking? And you know, I don't know. God. The guy that you would be like, he's be wiping stop with the sand. I can make eye contact. I look. It's the person in my eyes from him. It's the personality of a snotty nose kid. Hey, David tell.

He's just breathing. Are you dating my mom or do you just hang in my house a lot? Mom wants to know if you're going to be at the improv later this year. Can I eat over pizza house? Dude, I love chaplips. Kurt Metzger. Um. Um. He did the funniest thing I've ever seen a comic do when I first moved here.

I was at the bar at Stand Up New York. We've talked about this. Steven Scott, that comic. Oh, yeah. It wascoma. Oh, yeah. It was on stage. Oh, the mouth trim, uh, he's a voice from a list. Oh, sorry. Yeah, that's what we call people who make voices.

Jacob's a voice from a list. Dan, don't make me have to bring this up to show our Steven Scott. We have to. We have to. I know, but we can go any way we want. I know we have to show or not. Christine, please, on his website. On his website.

Please go on his website, the thing, you know, Michael Winslow makes voice noise. The little bonfire context, if you will. You know, Michael Winslow from Police Academy makes all the different voice noises. It turns out that's being called a voice-rementalist. Wow. And so he was the first, he was the greatest, but there are many, including Jacob Atat,

who's a voice-rementalist. Here's a airplane going by. Mmm. Wow. Whoa. That was a low-fly. By the way, yeah, that was a voice. Yeah, that was just his voice.

That wasn't a Boeing's 474. That was a 747? It's close. Yeah, 474's 474. That was 747? It's close. Yeah, 474. What's that mean for? I'm don't know. I don't know. It's just sounding like it was more like everyone knows the 747.

I should have picked not. I should have gone with the same two numbers. Yeah, you should have. I was too unimaginable. I should have just like a Boeing 374. And it would have been like, oh, how about that? Make. I think it would have stopped down the conversation as well.

Because I would have been like, what is that? And you're like, I got you. Oh, it's a two engine. It's like what is that and you're like I got oh Two engine It's like a sassna This guy does voice terminals voice terminals and jam this is Fuxus before the show It's been years, but basically Spineers I wait sir. He's in this is what he does in addition to comedy or this is the call

I love this I love if I may I'd like to explain this to her. Absolutely. The floor is yours. I could try. Uh, Steven Scott just don't take her heart. His father used to do local news here in New York. Okay. I forget his name. Oh, it's not. It's not Willard Scott. It's not Willard Scott though. Dude, I, if it was Willard Scott, that would make the story double check that because I think I was somebody recently too. It's not Willard. though. Dude, if it was Willard Scott, that would make the story. Double check deck, because I think it went to specifically recently too. It's not Willard. That was my mom getting ready in the morning news. It's like Mark Scott or something like that. Whatever it is, it's not Willard Scott, I don't think.

But he's a... He's always been around comedy. He's always been like a cheese kind of guy, a ham. He's... So I'll explain the story. When he loses on... While he... They insult his

Goofy act on star search when they brought star search back with our senio It's just omit zappa shitting on him and he goes like he gets like double guns He's like he's like a he's like a human fake smile So the perfect way of saying that so I'm at we're and we're gonna get more into it obviously to show you that Oh, yeah, this is so much lower It's very exciting, but I'm at the bar at standup, New York, and I'm still doing check spots So I'm very early in New York and Metzger one of the best comics and just loved like watching them

So he get you know the energy changes to come to the room like I fuck her Metzger's at the bar And I was I didn't know anybody yet. A kind of new Lewis and List and I were close. But Kurt comes in and I'm drinking and Stephen Scott's on stage. And back then it was just like a curtain separated the room. And Matt's gonna go vodka, and he has like a vodka, like a shot of something. Like maybe a kamikaze, and he takes a shot

and he just sits there and he goes, okay, I can't listen to this anymore. And just like loudly. and then just walks outside to smoke a cigarette. And I thought that was so funny, because I knew, because through the curtain, you hear like, tsh,

and you just hear that coming from the curtain. It turned like a bunk curtain. Here's a joke of his. Oh no. And by the way, I'm doing it justice. Before I go, I'm not doing any justice, or I'm gonna mangle this, I'm doing it justice. Before I go, I'm not doing any justice, or I'm gonna mangle this. I'm not.

This is what it was. He goes, I stepped off the train. As soon as I'm off the train in Sicily, I mean, you know exactly, it's like I'm walking into the godfathers, you know, getting the set up. I'm walking in the fog, I know what he goes. And then he puts his foot back up and he goes, what? And then he puts it back up. We're walking in the fog. Nobody he goes And then he puts his foot back up and he goes what?

By the way, there's crowds that this would fucking destroy everywhere everywhere at 7 p.m. Yeah, yeah, yeah, son up. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, we brought it with me and my Nana came to New York We want to see a coming show. He did the thing where he was that then he put his foot up. It's festival comment Are the punchlines ever words? Is it ever like the sounds are used and then he tells the joke or is the joke always the noise? Good question. I don't Know I'd have to assume sometimes it's the words, but it's it but they're gonna be Sticky wordplay thing. You know what? What if I like it? What if I watch it and I like what if I'm into it? Well then I like you I'm hurt a little alone. Can I say something? Oh wow. I like the fucking I like the fucking see you try

I can't you raise her alone. I like to see it. I know we got a fat ass bitch that we're spoiled and show Want show want show on star search first and then we'll go to voice tremendous give me a taste of his stand up first. So you know, what do you leave me? So you know, so great. Say hello. Just so you know, I want you to watch him his comedy first because then I want you to see his voice tremendous and realize when you watch the voice tremendous, you'd rather be in the voice tremendous show but

there's nothing funnier than watching actual musicians who've worked so hard in their lives to play a thing and his whole show is dedicated him going around these people and going like oh I can do that and it's so the guitar play really plays a riff and he goes where we are we are we we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we we are we are we are we are we are we are we we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we we are we are we are we are we are we we are we are we are we he goes where we are We're gonna be wiggly here Oh, that's cool. I went to Berkeley school music, but I just know what you do is cool too If you walked up without a microphone doing that to a guy playing your guitar, they're like this He plays a fake trumpet. No, he plays a fake guitar no he plays uh... fake guitar he does does he do the he does the hand stuff when he does it or no well no in the

guitar he pulls out a oh man we just played it but we do but first let's watch most our search i want you to see the brain is going you're like he wouldn't do that he does do that he does trump like a slide trombone oh harmonica

no that would that's what that's what that's what it's not what it's a way star Because... Tromba, like a slide, trombone. Oh! Harmonica? No, that wouldn't be... Wait a second. That's one of the top way. Yeah, but that's a way of starting. But I would say a lot of people fake. Can you be box? We can all do the fake.

Easy. We can all do the fake harmonica. Her fake harmonica is a... That's... Yours was a trumpet. You're a trumpet. What? What?

What? What? It feels like a baby. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? Hey, you know what? Damn, that's a baby.

My Monika's hard. Her Monika's hard. I walked right into that. Oh, her Monika's so hard. That's like, her Monika's easy shit. So easy. Fuck. See, only interesting was so hard. That's like harmonica's easy shit. So easy. Fuck. Uh, it's the only interesting thing

is they ever sell you in a book fair. Oh, that's not what it's got one. You can get a hell can play harmonica book in the little harmonica. That was the only thing I could ever afford with the tokens that I had won at the arcade. I always left those places with the harmonica when you go through the gift shop.

That would have been great throughout the pandemic. You're playing the blues on harmonica. How's it live with Katie? I go, that's just like living in a box car. It's just constantly. Constantly box car Katie. Yeah, she's like, man, disease is getting tabled out there.

She puts it down. She puts it down. She puts it down. She goes, just, chow time. Yeah. Hey, Hobo was drifting around outside. I want to check your stashes Eating beans out of a cave. Yeah, you real hobo diet, but her drift is looking unbelievable. Oh hell yeah, dude Could give a taste. Okay

Scott let's muse Thank you Wow I'm gonna say this dance odor I'm gonna get-per-view game and I'm setting up a versus Winslow Scott. Oh bring it the fuck on the voice for metalist versus dude. Oh Winslow versus Scott. Is it an engine? Is it a man? You're not gonna fuck well? Have a jury but the ultimate judge should be Reggie Watts. Yes He'll come down in like a with a hooded cape on. yeah, we can make it very epic. Let's do it, dude Yeah, let's get some funds. It's gonna be called loop fest Loop fest we can get that also guy that was on SDR. Yeah. Oh, yeah Mark ribble ribble. Oh, we can't get that him that guy

It's actually doing a really he's fuck right big big events that he's got famous overnight yeah he was on a gr. Oh good dude all right sorry I didn't mean to take away from Steve Scott I saw the heart in your eyes and I got jealous no you know what he looks like it the way his hair is bouncing those two little pieces in the front he looks like that animated ant from that movie was it ants or is it bugs life the blue bug oh might be a bug boy he's got that blue bug and then with his smile his cartoon smile here's the thing about this. You can't argue the guy is doing this because he can make a good mouth trumpet noise, but he's got something. He's got charisma.

He does. He's got spunk. He certainly has spunk. No, no, that's a spunky man. Now spunks the wrong word. What would you call it? Car salesmini? He's got, uh, yeah. Rasmata. He's got, that is, that's where Rasmata. He's got, he's got a lot of sparkle. Yeah. He's got moxies.

Oh, moxies good. Yeah. A lot of moxies. No, the tellings. I want you to watch. Here's where you're going to fall out of love with no matter what he does. Oh, no, I can tell you what it is. It's that, that the way his hair is cut that perfect line

over his ear, that's where I was out. I don't know what's happening over his ear with his hair cut. I'm talking about like, I'm talking about context wise. We're gonna be out. It's just like something and watch the self satisfaction and gratification. He gives himself at the end of,

oh, he's got the real. See how happy he is. He's gonna clearly do the, and the home of the brave and then do the noise of static, because that's what it used to be at the end of the thing and then what you're gonna watch him like really be like Oh am I right? It's like the energy of a guy talking to a high school auditorium like having the game like yeah Guys sometimes you gotta pep yourself up when you're way down and you know how I do that with funs with sounds Yes, sometimes I gotta turn on my happy engine. Oh, my favorite.

Oh, my favorite. My favorite. My favorite. My favorite. My favorite. One of my favorite. Sometimes you can't turn your happy engine over. Maria Bamford.

Maria Bamford. On our album, Maria Bamford unwanted thought syndrome, her closer, and she goes, sometimes I can't do the weird stuff I do on stage, and she does a version of this where she's like hey guys we're in the best country in the world with the best job in the world and she's like I'm a husk inside and he's going back and forth and that's what I always think these people were they're like what's up guys and then they go and they're like just fucking that crowd it's wedding bands singer energy good times these are the

good I'm pointing everybody I know I know man I'm gonna get it here wedding band singer energy. Yes. Good times. These. Oh, the good time. Like a pointy everybody. I know, man. I know, man. I was gonna get in here. Dude, if me and you want to. And surely, come on now. You know I used to do that.

Yeah, she used to do that. You know I was a bar mitzvah dancer. Oh, I think you told that before you had party starter. Yeah, I had to do the whole like, a long island, too. Is that clap? Yeah, oh, they bar mitzvah. Who else was that?

Oh, yeah, I think we knew somebody else, right? How are you, Frank they bar mitz. Who else was that? Oh, yeah, I think we know somebody else right How big was your crew could you get the crew back together? Just go in you and you're finding their own romance for dancing game We can go up the van actually you still here. She goes. Yeah, I'm still here Hey kid get your cradle on the floor. I got it. Oh wow. What if I told you there was one last job in Siasa.

God damn it just when I thought I was out. I was just trying to assemble all of her crew. These. I do a couple local barmots we see here and there for family, but I don't really I'm out of the game I said I'd never go back Katie goes you wist or what I'm telling you right now We're gonna get Ethan on that floor and we're gonna get him dancing you whisper a number. It was for number here You go

Come in what if I told you it's for the Finkelstein botnitz. Shut up. Finkelstein, Bob, that's what you said that job was unpaidable. Every bar mitz for the dance starter in this from here to fucking Kalamazoo has to be wanting that job. Sharing, sharing, sharing show. Molly the monster all queen The second that goes for white whale the second. Oh, we did the second that girl slid out of that pussy that deal was Katie goes and I got an inside check

So yes, what I'm putting the crew back together shut up dude. I love it listen Katie, there's very specific instructions. Did you ever have stuff like that? You can have some of the white fish, but you're a goi, so please don't stay in the room for the meeting of the poll. Do you guys mind if I eat this ham and cheese sandwich? Why you tell me what's going on? Oh, you go balls! I told you guys, one of my very first jobs,

my friend Adam Hill had his parents let me work at the bagel store right there on Monaco and Least, though. Oh, God.. And I first day, it's a kosher bagelry. Big boy. Bigelry is that the official? I don't know. Bagel place. Bagel store. Oh I liked it. It was like bakery bagel. Bagelry is a great and I bet there's a store name. I think I'm called that. My head's filled with resin. I lunch, I went to, at lunch I went to Burger King. Got a walker with cheese. It was just walking back into the store, like, fucking, gonna rip my lunch and get back to Roland Hulla.

Yeah, and, uh, did you do that? No, they caught me at the door. John was outside, he's like, what you got there? I was like, burger thing, and he's like, doesn't have any dairy in it's a dairy in it know it But milk who has milk on a burger What do you want to eat also on the milky is boy they knew so that the smell coming from a mile away that I can't believe You work there guys. What do you guys just know numbers and nothing about?

You guys don't know how burgers work you guys understand it you guys just understand money Don't want milk on a burger you fucking dummy heaps Anyway, here let me touch your beard with my But that's when they explain to me I was like 14 and they explained to me they're like yeah We had to have a rabbi come down here with a blowtorch and fucking bless the whole I didn't know that's how they did it. Yeah. Yeah. Light them up.

I'm gonna tell you what my ex-wife, her first day of law school, it's called, it's called, it's a university. She put a ham and cheese sandwich in the microwave and they came down like outbreak outfits and see the microwave out like a million. Yeah dude. Damn. You don't fuck around at all. Coture is kosher.

Damn. These, I don't think think these I think it's all based off Refrigeration quite honestly idea but but but they just make it like it's like God wants you to not Yeah, she's on a bird. I want to tell most of my Muslim friends like it was probably that it wasn't salted correctly and probably got someone sick Yeah, we learned a lot about you know preservation down and stuff We learned a couple things. We're eating plastic, dude. You know what I mean? The Bimondes was I went to had they were, they must not have been kosher.

Is that possible? God, dude, Bible recipes must fucking suck dick. I mean, could you imagine? Smashed grain in potato. Bread, but this time it's wet and it also has meat. We're gonna get crazy. I think there's saber tooth tiger in this. Did you ever do a bar mitzvah abat mitzvah for a kid that you hated?

Like instantly meeting them or you're like this. Oh my god. Oh yeah. No, there was times I stopped doing it because it wasn't nice to be around 13 year olds that much. But a 13 year old Jewish boy who's having a kick ass like Big Bar Metsfa is a con. And also this was the first round of 13 year olds that had cell phones. So it was like watching what youth would have been like with cell phones.

I was like, I don't like where this is going. The energy in here is different. Yeah, it's got gotta be just really fucking a socially bad thing. All the barmits as I went to were like people that were just lower middle class. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

That's why these were crazy because it was always obviously because I was going so they were the people who could afford to get party dancers to come to the... Most people didn't do so all the barmzvahs that I went to were like extravagant a lot of a lot of a lot of driveways that wrapped around yes. It's the only time you'll see boys act like my super sweet 16 on MTV. Yeah. Yeah. This is my day. Josh, Joshua, listen, like the dancers are going to start. You think it have fun or you're not gonna have fun

You said I was gonna do the dance with the girls at the Don't look at picked up at the I don't know if they do that wet exam bar mitzvahs probably I think so I went to one I knew maybe two Jewish kids growing up didn't go to either one of their bar mitzvahs But they told me it was just like my friend that went said it was like a mafia wedding They're just walking up and handing out them envelopes of money. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah You're a man now Adam It's a lot of work getting bar mitzvah. No no it's a lot of work it's just like memorize

you do it out yeah what time wise I can't but yes I could do it now but I thought about that making a web series when we get in bar mitzvod that's great but um that would be great but the uh no I wasn't because the whole thing was they would say make all the day and I went to two or

three Hebrew school classes now I was like didn't like this enough now it's day and I went to two or three Hebrew school classes. And I was like, it didn't like this enough. But now it's good. What if you went to Hebrew? Because it was all because it was all to get bar mitzvah. It is the whole point of going to Hebrew school to get bar mitzvah. Yeah. That's why anybody I know who went went.

And it was all about like, oh, you're going to get money. Like, you're bar mitzvah. Like, you're going to walk from that with money to like get your first car and get like that kind of money And I was just like when people would say that's the reason to do it. I was like oh We're not that kind of I'm like, oh no, I'm gonna get like action figures and stuff I'm gonna get like toys for right now I don't want to learn all this backwards reading for nothing. I'm looking to walk into, I'm looking to walk into manhood with an etchous sketch of Sega Genesis game

and maybe some decent candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm fine with that. Back to Steve's got started because we haven't even heard the end. Back up 10 seconds. God, we are not going to get to any of the stuff we're supposed to get. Strong chance you may have to come in tomorrow and we have to push the insurrection.

I'm so sorry. We have to put insurrection to tomorrow or you know what I'm so sorry. We have to put insurrection to tomorrow or you know No, if there isn't or we could next Tuesday have her come back if we don't get to it today. I talked too much That's what you're a guest. I know Thank you so much. You can play by the show moving fast and being fun I just feel bad. I feel like I derailed the whole thing. No, not at all. I love our rifts with all this. Steven's got stuff. You have to watch him on the cruise ship. It's one of my favorite things of all time. Okay, let's do it. Well, this is also

we're catching up new bonfire fans because this is from back in studio. Okay, better now. This might have been even Opie's broom closet. This is way now. It was studio five. I don't know. Feels like it's before black load time black. Look. Do you remember us watching this? It's OP's broom closet where we met. Yeah, no, I might be might be before black. Look black. Look. Do you know this guy is though? No, I don't know Looks like Make sure I've only met him three times, but he's always nice to me. I don't know how he cannot be nice

Everything's always gonna be like this guy three times. He's like it He's like around New York. I was gonna be it's gonna be it's whatever you mean is gonna be probably my My might not be that nice next time you mean Hey guys, I dropped my smile for you. You know why we brought him up. You know why we brought him up this guy This is the only like the girl Who worked at a comedy club who notoriously just like got around. Okay. And it was like, if you went on a date, she was the person that was like, if the date's

good, even I don't like don't want to see again, it will fuck still. Parting gift. Parting gift. And he in one date that he made by his choice last full day of first and foremost going to meet his mother at his mother's house. First date? Yes. That was my plans. I couldn't. This is all I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Yeah, your mom ambushed me. I'm sorry. I'm getting with way too late into the thing. First thing's first Yankees game. Park far away is cheaper oh god on a day first impression uh goes you're representative is cheap splurge splurge guy he uh

asks or I think he says uh I would love if he came on the show and refuted it it goes first off show that he's not the receipts talk she said we fucked first things first she said I got a bagel she said she was was hungry. I guess it was one of the hot dogs. And he goes, oh, it's way till we get inside the stadium. We get hot dogs. So he wakes till the seventh inning. Stretch,

doesn't say anything about food anymore. And then he goes to the bathroom, comes back with a dog for himself. No food for himself. And then she goes, I walk. And then she goes, look, I have to go get something neat real quick.

And he goes, okay goes can you grab me another Dude you're getting her I'd be out. I'd be out. That's how hot Katie's got for students She's going wait so then Traffic leave the Senate leave the game yeah walk into the ocean shit. Yep. Do they leave the game they go to His mother's house after he he is notoriously cheap. There has to be a part of this woman. She cooked them a meal. I don't know.

I hope not. I don't remember. No, but she was doing a lot of like, but she was doing a lot of like, how great, it's the mom. Yeah. So not knowing they've been on this date for, they've really been in this position at all.

Like, are we seeing where this goes for three hours? You got some of them. And the mom's doing already like, that you guys look so great together and all that kind of weird pressure. Then they leave. There's gotta be a part of this woman's brain that's like, he must back it up with the dick.

If he's a witch. Yeah, this guy must be packed. Yeah, this guy, this is 15 inch locked. I love the game of winner you out. I love that you're already out because this is, we're tip of the iceberg. Oh my God. That's still a while.

Then he goes, this is a kidnapping at one point. See, she couldn't. Then, then he go with my intro. She feels, she feels the whole thing and he goes, you feel that? This is well, 357. This is well before Uber. So maybe she made me stop.

Oh, no. So then they go to like a carnival. They say it's right by his mom's house that like, he doesn't like get tickets to go on the rides at all This is like Dante's in Ferno. He's going through each level of hell each day I mean showing up at a house and being like so what is this and he's like mothers inside even just expecting that our date is gonna Have three locations. I'm not letting you take me somewhere else and then somewhere else to more locations Oh my god, they uh

So then you go cut now. I don't know where come with me and you come with me to work to your job. Yeah. The comedy club you work at because I have to do a set. Wait, she worked at the club. He made money on their date. He worked. So he does. Why didn't she after the carnival? Be like, here's why. Baile at the club. You stay. You work there. She wanted to see the movie that they were going to go see still they were staying playing to see a movie that night also was it sold out now. What a long day. I crazy. Yeah, this a marathon. But by the way first day you're supposed to be allowed to not like them. I think by her own account. I think I think by her own account up to it, including at this point, I don't think she was out of fucking him yet still.

I mean, this woman has issues. I want her to get deep. No, just deep therapy. Deep therapy. That's like the kind of, that's like the kind of thing where she's like, ah, when I was six, my uncle shit on my chest. And you know, that's how you last that long in a day. Like, oh, you know, go make sure nurse just she's like, yeah, I just fucking you know then the Yankees game I didn't get food so it's hungry feeling a little snappy She had some shit to work out we all do I mean listen she might have got some funnel cake of that carnival and been right as rain to me She's a victim of this story. She absolutely gave her all victim of this, but I'm wondering her pain threshold is so high It's very high What else what else I see also at this point she might also be in just these

how good Jay is he's making me look so good to my girlfriend right now or he's like this is a terrible date and I go huh he's not doing that good okay so no it's fine continue Jay sir oh continue Jay said so where was I after Boy Where was I after the carnival? Comic strip goes the comic strip to do a set and then they're gonna go see the movie better be a fucking Good. Do you remember what the movie was? I so I don't is it the departed? No, I don't think so is but it's years and years ago. It could be that maybe let's say yes Let's say yes. Yep.

That's why she hung in there to see the park. Darkly rises. There, there, uh, standing in line, they get the movie tickets, right? No. And then he goes, hey, he goes, how about you grab the tickets, I'll get upstairs and get us the snacks. What?

Um, so she goes, uh, okay. All right, fine. And then, uh, she gets the tickets and he goes inside and he goes inside and goes, she goes downstairs, it's like the movie theaters area and she sees them and she goes, where'd you get for snacks? He was like, yeah, I don't know, I just, well, I'm not really that hungry. And then she was like, you know, what I'm going to go? She left. I don't think she's in staff with the movie. She's like, I'm going to go. She said that was it. That was her threshold. Do you have was like, you know what, I'm gonna go she left. I don't think she's safe with the movie. She's like, I'm gonna go She said that was it. That was her threshold. Did he have a like Make him leave

Don't give him a ticket. Don't watch the movie. She's gonna got her money back For the I think she was okay. I think she was just like I think she's like, yeah, that's it. I'm done That was that was fine. I hurt you. So that that's this guy's personality now Please enjoy his comedy. Yeah, now I'm ready Is you guys remember you could just put on any channel like two in the morning in here I don't it's great trumpet should I remember I don't remember Remember television snow can we get that back is that is way better than so I'm gonna junk they're putting on now right?

That's not even Jacob drop that's Jacob loving it He's got something. That's right. Oh, Jacob, you mother fucker. You don't mean that. Yeah, do Jacobs right? There's something there. I don't know what there's a reason she lasted through his set. She could have left. Oh, God. We've between the juicer guy with the scary eyebrows and all those abdominal workout things It's like a garage sale in the middle of the night. I actually bought the abdominal workout belt with the electrodes over here You know it works great, but I had no idea it has side effects. I get these random muscle spasms in my stomach I go places people think I'm perverted. I'm like What you heard him

Why true the bank? I mean, the absolute and good. It's just now I got to do my banking online. And that's the only trick. But I got the only thing I got on the TV was I got the Spanish line. It's called Amigos. Yeah. The teacher just speaks Spanish

by having a really dorky sounding guy taking a word in English, having a broken down phonetically. It's a nice, sophisticated guy doing it in Spanish. It's like, to think. Bancol. Discussion. Discusion. He's a rob sophisticated guy doing it in Spanish. It's like, dude, here's... Banco. Discussion. Discusion.

Public. Publico. That'd be great if people spoke Spanish that way. But if you ever turned out one of those channels like Telemundo or Nivision. They don't speak like that. There's like some dudes on speed at 300 miles an hour. And that's everything's like,

Banco. Oh, Spanish is so funny, guys, everything's like, Bonterez, what are you doing here? Bonterez, Bont, Domista, Bonterez, what are you doing? Roll, yo. Bento, Robon, Davisa, Candice, Bonterez, Bont, Davisa, Banco. Oh, Spanish is so funny, guys. Thanks, Laguey. Guys, you just spent his time. You just spent his time. He just spent his time. He just got his time.

I just pulled out shot all over your face. I'm still stuck. All right, now that's the classic. That kind of comedy was just the most offensive sign off White pal we're Hitler at some good ideas. I'll catch you guys on the flip Damn dude he was so nice and polite up till the very end He was so nice and polite up till the very end. Tailhale here y'all. All right.

All right, wacky Steven Scott. This is, I'm so excited. This is Mount Rushmore favorite. Dude, even the thought about video clips today, I just keep thinking about, and Katie, who's more than you watch this, and we'll tweet this video out at the Bond Fire SXM. Think about how much fury is bubbling in the guitarist

as Stephen Scott's just in his face. Is he doing it like he's like dance battling him? You're jumping far ahead. I'm sorry. But keep your eyes on that pressure. But here's what I'm telling you about the money shot. You're going to pop. Here's what I want you to really embrace is and I and as a as a par

midst for dance you could probably appreciate this as I do. Yeah. He does. One of my favorite scenes that I've always laughed at with Joe the Rose and teen wolf. We've talked this before I think is that when she goes, Hey, can we just go in there as Scotty for a little bit and just dance when boo fast on that. And they go inside and they just walk to the middle of the dance floor and they find their spot and then just the beginning of Michael J. Foxx is going.

Start doing his dance like there's a little two step dance like Steven Scott in this show asked to go when they start playing music. All right now come on now. Come on. Oh my god. And it's like, this guy, how could you take that series as a comedian if that's your energy?

Because you gotta get the party started, dude. It's fair enough. You gotta rock it up in the party. And where he's right is exactly, watch the fury of this house band for this cruise ship he's performing on here. This guy probably did a studio session with Petty, you know, I mean, he's probably been had a cup of coffee with quiet riot. Yes.

Yeah. Guys going to go on the road and the county fair circuit. Guy fucking was in a scorpion's cover band for years and then just has to have this D bag up in his face. This is going to, this is one of those videos when I show people, you're going, it's like a Ponzi scheme. You will show seven people in this video, and they will go on to intense shows, seven more to show themselves.

Yeah, it's like Cutco. Yeah. Because let me tell you about an interesting opportunity I have in watching a man aggravate a musician. A musician. A man's set up as... And aggravate an audience, this is my belief. Yeah, Jacob, what are you gonna say?

So the setup is there's a real guitarist and he's standing there and that's a fake guitar. That's a fake, that's not only fake, it's inflatable, it's a blow. That's the kind you win at a carnival because I'm not guessing your way. It's a carnival guitar, but Jacob, the guitar player is one of a

Bevy of insult delays on these people. Yeah, he just fucking walks down the line and just lets everyone have it to show you a skill that at the end of the day When you hear three seconds of it just like Katie did she went on she goes, oh, it's a good mouth trumpet And then it's like, have it. I do that for an hour and 45 minutes. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, please stop. No, stop, that's something you do to entertain when I make a song. Oh wow, it does feel like a drill. It feels like if you announce the nachos, if you're gonna do it.

Yeah, if you're gonna do it, do it, do it, do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. That's fucking awesome. And it feels like you walks up to the, to somebody who's speaking a different language and is just imitating it back to Yeah, it's exactly the same energy Is this somebody was like speaking Spanish and he was like

And La Caza Alabarri Bada da da da Like that's not what I said. I was actually speaking words. I'm not you're not speaking Japanese You're just saying a bunch of offensive words. Voice, strements. Oh, man. Steven's god. I'm ready. Yeah Katie your training is finished You're ready now you're ready to dig and now you have all the information you need to all be properly

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Nice then you have like a snare which is like a I'd be like That's beatboxing You know the first person to do it first person that claps should be executed like squid games Squid games Any the first person that clasps Just like shots shots ring out of a sniper tower Squid game

What are they clapping for that's the bit that's bad Squid game The edging buddy this is the edging buddy. This is the Wait, it was just bad. This is the appetite. The first time we watched this video We didn't know Jacob was a voice-traumentalist. I know I know Jacob. This is good. I missed my calling I had no idea. I had an act Yeah, but you could be on cruise ships right now right from Florida. Oh my god You could be tearing through Filipino housekeepers. You could at least be wearing an ass card jacket. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I'm like, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, Happening when couples can't even look at each other anymore. They're so sick. They're already done all the booze They're hungover and you go let's go watch the fucking wacky kid do the fucking noises

Just I just keep thinking about a little kid going like And you go that's good what why should I learn an instrument when I have all of that I've got this When I have all of them when I've got this What do you play goes every instrument you go you play every instrument was where do you keep them all right? I called the guitar center oh Sam ash He points your mouth. Sam Ash. God's instrument. I'm simply a vessel. I'm tuned by the Lord. I am an instrument played by God. Take a minute. Don't take this get so much. Why can't we don't remember that? Take a please don't punch any of the dolls

in the room. Please do remember the date. I don't remember this would have set me off Almost this would have made me insane. Yeah, we may be But please continue No I Moved it down dude is just listening to us. No, we watched it happen live no go back You just clicked on it by accident. Oh, there it is. Clicked down on the bottom Yeah

I'm trying to stay out with him, but I didn't have a trumpet so I just try and imitate what he was doing I would be like on this invisible trumpet be like by a trumpet She keeps going to like it. See how that works? It's all so, yeah, that's what I'm going to be all this thing. I think the smarmy thing before it and him doing the old, like I grew up without a nickel. So I had to learn the guitar in my mouth My things when he ends everything I'll be like If he wanted to make it funny he would make that as a character and then dark in between

We're gonna blew a hobo to learn how to do that Money to sleep inside so I had to perform services for a couple of the men under the bridge they're talking this one if I played my trumpet they knew they were making me bleed angling all of my fecal waist comes into a bag in the front of my body a colasomy bag they call it I think who am I on the neck come up on the neck of this bitch you drop a book around the age you drop a book around me I'm like on the neck, I'm up on the neck of this bitch. You drop a book around the age. You drop a book around me, I'm like it's getting pop my bag.

I've been woken up with a whiskey bottle to the head. We call that a snooze button in my house. Alright, keep going. Alright. Kevin Isle is going to walk in and we're like, just sit down here Steven Scott. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Oh yeah. Oh my god. There we go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, right now we're talking titties. It's so smart. That you're just like a musician has to be sitting on the side of the stage drinking a glass of whiskey. God. I'll fucking cook this mother from now. Unlikable. Also, it sounds like a saxophone, right? But as soon as you remember that it isn't, it's very creepy because it's just a guy going,

eeeh! Eeeh! It's like, move that microphone away so I can see you make it like a her heeeh! It's a heeeh! You already leans in with the mic. Her heeeh! Her heeeh!

Her heeeh! Her heeeh! Her heeeh! Is that enough? I'm too. with the mic. Her. Her. Her. Her. Her. Her. Is that enough? I'm too. Anybody got a metronome there now? Ty's right flat.

My A sounds flat. Her. Her. Her. Her. I don't know what's happening, man. I don't know if I can. Let me go gargle some saltwater and come back.

Her. No. I can go out today. Hold on, I gotta go outside and breathe and come back in. A humidity might be messing with me. Play it. Ugh. Ew.

I even learned some harmonica. Yes. It's pretty good. It's three people. Hold on. It's three people that couldn't do dick on a fake harmonica. I didn't try. Yeah, you did.

I didn't. I just went... try yeah you did i didn't i just went you did we're just we're just we all played whatever fake song you just made up we're just made up. Why? We're cheap. Stupid sheep.

As you'll find out on Thursday, when we watch the talk. This is how I found myself vaccinated. This is how it happened. Walk me right into it. This is how it happened. Oh, the guy from stained was right. I should have known. Watching Steven Scott's his siren song

Please more no, what else oh, oh, oh, this is Tide this is this is this is jazz. Oh, well what guitar? Oh, there's so Many people involved in this And that's what say this when you see and this when you'll see that Jack is coming off and he's got to start going Stop it. No, I don't believe you. Okay. I don't believe you. I want you to not believe I'm gonna walk into the bedroom and the lights are gonna be off and she's just gonna be on her phone watching Steven God damn right what are you doing? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just saying this to everybody. I know I was doing it as a bit I want to catch me It's gonna be like when that other thing happened,

we're the catching of the... The catching of the fandom. It's like, you know, I think how stuff outside the house. I think a part of me wanted you to catch me. Yeah. What if we watched it together? I don't know if I'm ready, babe. It's pretty heavy.

It's not supposed to. It's pretty heavy stuff. That's pretty heavy stuff. I'll put it on, I'll put my hand on your thigh. Nothing more outside. Hey, if we both hate it, we don't have to do it. What if I agree it does sound like a violin? That's okay. That's okay.

Please play more. Look at that mic coming handy, present now. I'm so nice. You hear somebody I would you go to prison Why would you go to prison? He said in case I go to prison someday? Why would stop the show? Why would you go to prison? Why sir? What's the reason you be prison? There's a reason where are the girls? I know there's a reason to be a Where are the girls from ship 43 28? Please keep going. So I do as I go into my room, what about my best imaginary fenders, Strata Caster, and I'd whale away. Stop clearing your throat.

He's got a whale, dude. Oh, my God. I think about what he's doing in his mouth. It's all reverb on a mic. He's just going. I know we're watching this But you we also we can watch Winslow rip Zeppelin. Oh, yeah, yeah, you want to see a real and voice Remedylist is literally ripped of Winslow's thing. I mean, I feel like this is what all their acts should be this is like set up punchline set up

Punchline. You just says here's an instrument and then he does it. Yeah, it's a simple yard. They all must do that. Keep going. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, stand the way he raises his eye. Oh, that's not true. That's definitely a drop. Go back, give me a little more. Give me that a little bit. Oh yeah. That's so shity. I hated that. Give me a little more. Oh yeah. That's so shitty. I hated that. Oh, that's not. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Is he any of you? Oh fuck that. Oh yeah. Oh, we're partying out kiddos, aren't we? Are we storming the capital? We're storming out.

Oh, now we're cooking a gasoline weenemar, right? We're banging on all cylinders. We're still in the capital. Oh, now we're now we're cooking a gasoline. We ain't we all right? We're banging on all cell in there. So let's lock it lock it load More here's this is this is Winslow ripping it before we move on Who's got a better drum He's got a better drum. He's playing with a real guitar. I was gonna say we should let people know that is a man. I'm gonna get tired of that. Shut up, don't let it blow the war of Windsor. Dude, no one can mouse for me.

No one can mouse for me in an acoustic, dude. Yeah. It's just beatboxing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. How? It's an amp. It's pushing a pedal.

Yeah. I'm in the pool. Stop this. Stop this. It's a waste of everyone's time. No, it's not. I love Michael Winslow. I know a waste of everyone's time.

Stop this. But I love Michael Winslow. You don't. Yeah, he's my sense of it. That was kind of cool. That was the first time I've ever played a guitar. I was like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I love Michael wins low I know waste of everyone's stuff but I love Michael. You don't yeah, he's my sense that that was kind of cool That was that not cool singing the part was where it gets dumb was the point of that's that's telling Robert playing I just the electric guitar part was all I wanted to show that was pretty good on the reverb

Steven Scott at all is doing I feel like you have to disclose I feel like you can't just do that and say you're out. You saw him you see him whack a pedal Him me Magician I'm like there's a sound guy at this show. There's a sound guy this show that puts the echo on his thing We're gonna go like this he goes Don The guitar now Oh That's So Oh Get yourself a lick

You know I mean we've even gotten to him annoying the musicians Sponsors we have to go to break? We have sponsors. We have to go to various. All right. Wait. Not yet. All right. Is it here already? A little bit more. We got them tied up in court. Okay. You're right. He's battling the lawyer. She's going through. All right. Go ahead. We got over more than that. You can do these weird instruments, sounds like just a weird kid, you could do some weird instrument art. Yeah. But when you're doing it with real musicians with real instruments, it raises the bar so whole up to the left.

It's very, very a cock move for your Pay that awesome painting and I just took a picture of it hung that and said to picture I took It's a really cool picture I took a Guys I wouldn't scrape these guys off the bottom of the boat. They're gonna try to whale with me Please I'm gonna start the beginning of the dance is my favorite We count them in the I mean to start the beginning of the dance is my favorite There's an amount of mushrooms that would make this cool. I'm looking at you 2.5 grams, but I'm like, all right, this after the fear. This is when you're coasting back down. You're down, you know?

Oh, you stop being nauseous for the first time? And the road to the back that's pretty good, isn't that cool? Here's some hair guitar. That's him doing that? Yeah. Who is it? Well, it's the effects of the microphone. Again, I already forgot.

I already forgot. It's like, that's pretty cool though. It's quite worth it. It's quite worth it. It's quite worth it. It's quite worth it. It's quite worth it. It's quite worth it.

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You're not. By the way, I like to do another guitarist. He keeps looking at his guitar playing. He's like, oh, let me see if I can do that. He's moving it. It is hand up and down the neck. Disrespectful. Oh, dude.

The way that Stephen Scott goes, there you go. Like he's... Oh, he doesn't give it to be one better watch this. If I were you like that's not what your fingers would be doing. Yeah I can't do that mine's real. That's a hard one. I got suck my dick. I'm outta here. I suck my dick here a little bit. He's standing in front of an audience not jokingly playing with a fucking inflatable guitar. It's buffoonish. And now he's gonna fake Trumpet.

This is David. He lost his wife to cancer. And he... So much shit all over this too Oh, he uses the mute and he makes You look so ugly when he does it me. I play a different He's like, whoa dude, come on now. You cheated. Oh my god. Did he say what?

You said like this, he's hard enough. I'm starting to turn dude. I'm starting to think this guy is just owning a right to their face and being like, I'm a to turn dude. I'm starting to think this guy is just owning them right to their face Than being like I'm gonna walk away too. I don't like this. I don't like what you're saying damn. Oh my god No Oh I need my mouth enjoy going back to put nacho cheese on everything if the buffet. Oh look at that dude So old average a Come back down sit down sit down do not worry about deep vein from

Bosis I think he's a guy who like you want him to date your daughter and then find out he raped your daughter He hits me sit back down. We got another jerk off. It's gonna make mouth noises Okay, I definitely don't miss my family back on the main land On this boat most of the time pursuing my one love which is jazz and you take a hot dump all over Every day I got to play background Your dad is willing Scott Didn't like him when he was local. Hey to know when he was national. Well, I know hundred I know hundred years old I give a fuck about him. Well, I look like I forget shit. I forget my hundred. I hate you Steven You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire!

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