The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Wedding Hams & Wallflowers (w/ Shane Gillis)

Episode Date: August 25, 2021

The Young Bull Shane Gillis  joins the Bonfire and tells us about his  drunk wedding dancing and Jay shares about getting Botox in his underarms and his liposuction consultation!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com @ShaneMGillis  www.ShaneMGillis.com#CrackleCrackle

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. If you want to get Shane Gilson to dance for, you've got to put on some Drake. Jersey Drake.

That's the rules. Welcome back to the Bonfire. Series XM, Faction Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big J. Ocarsten. Try the Jersey tucked in, look. Yeah, rocked it. It was like a real evil, con evil jump. He risked it.

He's a carnage. He's a bow. I risked it. I racked all. I risked all. Get my wall. Yeah, it looked funny. He's up. Oh, I was wrong. I racked all. I Ristall. Yeah, it looked funny. It looked hilarious. Yeah, um, they saw a picture of it and you're like, well, nobody Looks good like that. No, it's not how jerseys are supposed to be one the whole thing is there's supposed to be baggy and out It was supposed to be tucked into athletic shorts or football. Not even John Cena looks good in that. No, he had to knock him in. Still. Yeah, but if you did, he would have jerked off.

Or could you imagine if he did? What if John Cena did this? I'm actually, if you're tucking in any shirt to shorts, you look like a jerk off. I mean, any shorts. I remember when they, I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't look like, it's supposed to look on some people, if you're wearing like a khaki shorts with like a polo shirt

But you still look like an ass look I get jerk off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, tucked in is It's an old one. I'm an untucked type of guy You have like a membership at like a boating Situation if you dress like that. I guess in a suit is the only time you tuck it in Yeah, but you leave the jacket out. Yeah, you know what I mean? And I try not to take the jacket off. Ever. Oh, it bothers me. You add a kiss, Fins.

At weddings, when you gotta take the jacket off, and you're gonna tuck it in, you're gonna wait. A fucking white butt down, button down, like a fucking butt dog. Yeah, I don't like that either. Everybody sees me and says, look at that, butt dog run around. I definitely try to keep the jacket on. Or I'll take the jacket off

when we get to the point of in the night where you can pull the suit shirt out of the bottom. You know what I mean just have it out. I've been so drunk at a wedding before that my sides are blown out. Oh yeah. I could still tuck them but the sides. It's your seeing fucking hip-ham. Yeah. Well, I'm dancing around. You got to have the hip-Ham. Yeah, I was all in there with your ham. Oh, get the hammy hammy. It's on your ham. Yeah, but that was when I drank.

Now I keep suit on. I keep the jacket on. You sit there. Doeper, you sit there high off your damn ass. What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this?

What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? his marriage man. Dope her. Why do they wear those dresses? Oh man. Oh man. You're staring at a typical of trekkery. Oh man. Do they have to pay for the rest of their lives? You know I'm out rolling ankles. Get hurt. You're just getting hurt in your top hat. I've never been an ass myself at a wedding. Really? No.

I haven't been very, very drunk at weddings. I lay low for the most part. Mr. Cool. Yeah, you're always in the cut. Yeah, I don't. I just imagine you in a, like, a escalade with tinted windows. I've never been the life of the party. I've never been the, let's get this shit started.

But it's not my person out of you at all I just loved alcohol Yeah, I'll call you yeah, I love if you love alcohol. I love the nice room a rum soaked dance That's the but that's what's leading the charge of all these things. Oh, absolutely I've never been hammered at a wedding. So I've never I would say there's a there the're one of the most besides a bar. It's a very, it's the most fun place to get drilled. The funnest place to get drunk. A good wedding. A good wedding with people you like. Even if it's people you don't like getting fucking obliterated is the best.

In my cousin Andy, you'll tell a stranger too many things. Oh, to my cousin Andy and I were at a wedding and it wasn't going well and we just looked each other and we were like, do I get hammered? And he's like, fuck, yes. I can just shoot. It was open bar too. Up tilting like 10. Oh, what?

Come on and get down with this thing. Blackout, try a cigar. Oh, you're smoking cigarettes. You're smoking for like two seconds, but. No, I was that's why I was smoking cigarettes So the next day you wake up and be like how is it? Man, excuse me. I was awesome. Did I get you ever been kicked out of a wedding? No If you ever got laid at a wedding just from somebody else that was at the wedding not your date now

No, I bet that happens. I was, you know, it's here stories of it, but I've never gone stagged or waiting before. At my sister's wedding, I cried. And then I woke up in between my sister and her husband. Is that why you cried because you had incestuous sex with your sister? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she just watched you and said to the brother-in-law. Jay, I tell you something and you throw it in my fucking face. Yeah. I got we have some one of y'all in Shame I can't do that with you cuz you're my brother It's a

Out of the no I love a new mellum when you look on like crying when you get blacked out Wait, we how Why did you cry what brought what brought the cry? What brought don't worry about it. No, I'm very personal. Okay, I'm not telling you But was it one of those things were you're drunk and then you say it out loud and then the second Noted Dave was a player You won't you will not know You'll never know my deac my deepest secrets

But how did you end up if you won't tell that how did you end up in the bed with your brother? I don't know I blacked out were they taking care of you? No, I was on top of the covers is still in my tuxedo Yes, how bad between dude and down the blankets there both just crushed how bad did something small he's a small man It was there wedding light. Yeah, but he got stuck in a event at the hotel his arm got stuck behind like a radiator So he was locked he was locked in on the floor for a while like black snake moan. Yeah, pretty much while you are his and There was a kind of hillbilly. Should you guys We're on Pittsburgh. It was a hotel. Okay. Think around Mars PA and

You know how they're you get like a hotel a big hotel suite for everybody to go after the reception We're up there then I started throwing wings around I remember that there's like a plate of wings out eat a wing until it's bone fucking Wings around I remember that there's like a plate of wings. I'd eat a wing until it's bone fucking Throat you are a god you're a guy to wedding the all night. I'd be talking about who's this fucking I'd be talking about you. I'm on never once One you know, so you'd be crushing wings Eventually you changed my mind eventually you noticed that I'd be you'd be seeing me like no shit my head towards you a lot What do you want to talk about time back? You go on this guy go you fucking is this guy? What's his story?

It's the bride's brother I told you when a guy brought me to a bachelor party And I tried and woke up in the bathroom. No, I chatted with the, no one knew me except one guy and I chatted with the prostitute in the bathroom for 45 minutes while other guys, and they said out, the guy told me out in the other room, all they were going, who the fucking guy? He's either with like the hooker, like the hooker.

Oh man, that's so, we were just talking, I was like, I used to drive girls to shows and stuff like this. You're doing a nice chat. You want to see my scores? We're just smoking weed and maybe drinking or something. There was a band through the stall though. I want to see it cut back and forth to like Jay and her like she's sitting on top of the toilet smoking a joint.

She's like, that's when the steak took away my son. And then it cuts back out to the hotel, I'm like, you just fucking her in the bathroom. Yeah, we would just, nope. Didn't fuck her in the bed. It was bizarre. Just talk to her, just broke down her life. What is the personality of the hooker?

Well, she's a person, J, and that's, we gotta remember. Yeah, and my, I, that's the lame, limp dick thing of my personality, is I didn't wanna pay to fuck her, I got that. I wanted her to, like I was much more happy to put off the thing, I was like, no, you wanna do your thing with those guys?

I guess not really, my bag. No, you know what I mean? What are you doing that hoping that she'd be like, well now I want to suck horse. Of course, a thousand times, of course. But it's not how, man. Just hookers being like, I know what you doing. It's not gonna work.

Not gonna just take your time. I'm gonna start some of you. No, I mean, I didn't stay in touch with her or any like that at all, but like, no, it was like, Jay, it didn't like me. Stahl, we had a very beautiful conversation. No, it went nowhere at all. But I was just, but I just took up a lot of her time at a place where people were trying. Yeah, she was running out the clock

Dude she was yeah, there's very she was hugging. That was a hug and I was gonna move Just holding the ring. Yeah, they should have separated us. Yeah, I break it up break it up She just stood us back up. Let's get back in there She's gonna show up at a show We should be like what we had with special in that bathroom. Let's get back in there. She's gonna show up at a show and she's gonna be like, what we had with special in that bathroom. Let's start a lot. But almost like being like the odd person out in a place is like fun to make like some sort of a scene and everyone's asking who you are.

That's the only time I've ever felt that. I've been in a lot of situations where the, who the fuck is this guy? You know what I did that? Asking who the fuck this guy is is a tough one. I remember when I, or I was that guy, my friends, a couple of my friends went to the University of Colorado at Boulder and I was at Arizona and

our Thanksgiving week Or our fall break was a week before theirs so I was back in Colorado and then I went loose in the dorms I was this fucking hammered and they're like who is this guy and they're like it's Brian and that's party in here What you doing the dorms? It's just hammered and ended up smoking weed in this guy's room where I didn't know anybody And they're like who are you and I was like my friend lives in like 4F You feel like a fucking jack off. Yeah, who are you? You know what I'm fucking nobody It was a guy. I don't like explain this Jay. You know there was it was foremost. I'm Jay nice to meet you all

I was drunk and I was smoking with a group of friends and then one of their friends Came to be like oh good and he brought the weed yeah, and who's that guy brought you into his who's that guy I was I was the who's that guy because everybody knew each other yeah, and then this guy comes in He's like who's this is this because he was bringing in an eighth of weed. And I remember that. He had the weed and he's like, all right, you guys want to smoke? Who is this guy?

And I was like, I'm dead from Aurora. Hey, I'm just gonna, I'm just looking through your closets. Hey, I don't know. Wait for you. Dan, for one of you to fall asleep. Do you have a favor to just grab her here? On my shirt, right here. Would you say bone dry?

Bone dry, yeah. Bone. Bowtocks. What? Grabber here on my shirt right here. Would you say bone dry bone dry, yeah bone Botox What I could watch the change face here that what I got Botox in my armpits It makes you stop sweating. Why? So it don't sweat through shirts hmm on my armpits So now he doesn't cut through his hoodies.

Nice. Yeah, it's nice. You feel good? Yeah. That's pretty fun. It is fun. Do you feel a difference in anything? Like do you sweat more anywhere else?

Like out of your scalp? No, but I don't sweat anywhere else at all. Yeah, I get that. I get armpits sweat. I just sweat. I just sweat. I just sweat. I get, but when I was a young man I used to have it too in school

I was just plow through our fucking Bro, I hate that we had uniforms. Oh, so you could either wear a green polo or a white polo in the summer White polo you got to go white. Yeah, because greens. I would if I was stuck with only a clean green polo I mean, I'm talking front you could see it. Oh If I was stuck with only a clean green polo, I mean, I'm talking front, you could see it. Oh, no, there's no reason. No, no back spot. Everything was totally green.

It's usually the back. It's like an anxiety thing, it's not. Oh, maybe I was what it is, because I was gonna say you do, it's not, I don't have any other problems. With sweating, no shit. It's never like on my shirts, or I don't get the tits wet.

I get that, I get everything but the fucking armpit But the bone dry pits are no, I will say on my the special taping I did start to get it or like the chest sweat. Yeah I was nervous because it didn't like Louis did it suppose his last special when he just getting soaked as it goes on Yeah, like that. Yeah, it's like severe under tits wet with yeah, prior's got a great one when you watch it Where the prior ones you like sweats through shirt Tony Roberts was on the show yesterday has one he wears a tan hat And he sweats come it's like a it's like a black hat by the end of it. It's crazy. Damn, dude I like that visual sweating

It'll get you, but now you're all dried up Bone dry nice. Did you get any other Botox on your face perhaps? No. Yeah. Dude J is gonna have a fucking... No. Get fat around it. I was batting around. I got a consultation on some Fupa wipe of suction, but not doing it. Don't do that. Not. All right, good. Just keep those dry. Those dry pits. Yeah, pits are dry. That's great. Yeah. I all get Botox on her face. Get a lot of it crazy. Like a dangerous amount. Maybe a little filler in here. I'm talking about no lines on the rest of our faces.

No, I wouldn't fucking I wouldn't dick around my face. Oh, I don't think you can't come back from that. That's what changes eight, you know, I want to just for men just to see what it looks like. Black. You shouldn't do like dark black. No, you go jet black. Oh, yeah Jet black Last name GZ dude

No, I would I'm curious to see but I don't care about having gray hair doesn't bother me So that's not something I would do for like This is no let's all jet black just for a minute. Yeah, so I'm saying almost like let's just go It wasn't like I think a week or two eyebrows, too No, yeah enough to do your eyebrows. Do you have gray in your eyebrows? No, but it's why not if we're doing it True should do jet black if you're gonna do it the whole thing You got to the eyebrows as well. Oh, dude. I'll do my beard. Dude. I like you guys have both Daniel I don't mind. Daniel's great beard is he looks very distinguished Daniel the grass you look attractive with that

I don't mind you're a real hard-throwed with a real cock throb with that So much cock with that. Oh my god. God but gentlemen Josh and a Myers just for men's is beard, but he's got a cool gray beard in fairness He does but in fairness when he did it like on him it does make him look younger and like it did look some way He's a little bit. What are we ladies? Who cares if you look old? I'm just saying it functionally it did a job of making him look younger Josh getting out of the pool Josh's Hollywood dude. Josh is worried about looking older or being older. I'm sure Also Bobby and all then talked about how they used to just ferment all the time a Keith and Bobby and

Correally, I told you I bought I bought keeps for my hair What is that I never it's like a hair fill. Oh, yeah, and then I threw it out Shame I bought it. I was like what the fuck am I doing? I'm not that guy you just go bald. You're gonna go bald knocking the shave it. You got a good head though I'm just gonna go bald dude. Yeah, did you but you buzzed your head when you were a kid didn't you? Yeah, yeah Yeah, good head. Yeah, my dad shaved my head once before football. Just angry. Almost angry, you know. Just to show you what the fuck was what?

So you shaving your head? I said, Dad, I don't want to. Did you bake or buzz? Buzz, he had clippers. But then it's so convenient. That was him saying, you have to numb. He shaved you up. Did you do it the backyard with your eyes?

Over the sink in the bathroom. Did your dad ever yell things you like be a man? Yeah. Me and Dan just do not share the experience at all. It works. It works. It does. Bro, it works. When your dad's like, you're a pussy. When did he start that? Your whole life or just you start when you're a teen? When I was being a pussy. My dad. He was right. My dad, I mean, it not be a pussy when I went to Ohio.

So the next day I Thought the kid that was bothering me. I just didn't want to get in trouble, but he's feel good about that I did feel good about that. You should feel proud of that but that night My stepmother was furious about it and my dad completely just like he was like Didn't have my back at all So he was a pussy about that situation. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Yeah, my dad just drank himself to death because he didn't want a parent pussy. What a pussy. Well, that's no, that's showing you how to be a man. Yeah, he goes, you know what? I'll take off. Yeah, you know what? I don't want to deal with this big headed weird.

Raising a family. What am I? By the way, yeah, it's this fucking weird kid. He goes six voices already you guys what's more what he goes dad you never told me to be a man he goes what's more masculine than running from your family and crushing pussy dude yeah yeah having sex with trailer trash and getting hepsy ain't nothing cool did you get hepsy yeah that's what led to cirrhosis baller alert that's what red to aids

that's what led to gay for pay. That's what let's yeah. First name, hep. Yeah, dude. He got the happy last name. See. He got he got the old hep. See any when he turned it into cirrhosis. Give him an a dead. Give him an a blood disease. He can die in 20 years. Yes, Ben Franklin. Give a man alcoholic blood disease he can die in. He can heal forever. He can coon then bloom like a butterfly into gods or into gods king. Yeah, you got that big old cirrhosis belly.

Well, this is incredibly dark. Well, no, we're just saying, it's cool, we're just saying it's cool that your dad beat you and shit and cold fight. No, he didn't really beat me. No, but what I'm saying is like, to me, what's dark is your dad being like, you're a fucking pussy and I'd be like, yeah, you're absolutely right.

That does sound darker than me. To me, watching you other die, I'm like, yeah, whatever. If you get hit with, you're being a pussy or you are a pussy, if you're mother, you're like a single mother will often encourage you to take the high road with the quote unquote pussy move. So you almost had to like, Dan probably has this too.

You had to deacon dodge around your mom from masculinity. You know, it wasn't like, you weren't gonna ask your mom how to fight, you just weren't gonna tell your mom that you got into a fight. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. You hit all the stuff that would require a dad.

You don't say it to her. You gotta ask your friends, you're like, hey, is this crazy? I'm sucking my neighbor's dick. And they're like, what? I think a one, I can tell by your reaction, it is crazy. And I'm just kidding. I was just kidding.

I'm gonna tell Mr. Koo that we gotta stop it. Is it weird to pull on dogs, penises when I see them. So the yelp makes me happy. Yeah. Are you guys all getting raped by your babysitters? Oh, I got one for you. That helps, Jacob. I got one for you.

Last night I watched a fun documentary. So I'm PBS. It's called like after 9-11 or something. But it's about when the FBI just entrapped like seven dumb black dudes from Miami. And they just fully entrap these dudes. They were like, these dudes were like, there was just like one guy he was trying to be like

a religious guru. So we would walk around with like a staff. It was just a weird dude in Liberty City. Oh, no, I'm not. You know, we're a dude in Liberty City. He was not a testic dude in Liberty City. He had no outlets. And this one FBI informant, this, this Arab dude was like,

I can trap these dudes and make some money He gets paid for it to entrap people and it was right after my life and it was like 2005 And he was like my uncles and al-Qaeda do you want to meet him and then of course the autistic black who was like yeah? That's pretty cool. There's one part where he's like all right You got to come up with something like a plan you're trying to do and he's like you're from Chicago, right? And he was like yeah, he was like I'm gonna blow up Michael Jordan cuz he goes I'm gonna I'm gonna blow up the sears tower and the guys like I've heard that's the biggest building in the world. He goes exactly They just yeah, yeah, I just did traps these dudes and they're like what it what he there's one air of dude

Like sits him down in a hotel room and is like yelling at him He's like you don't cross me you never cross me. It's just they're just drinking this dude He's an actor and he's like right down a list of things you need and the guys like we need Artillery They coach these dudes as hard as they could do a trap them. It was literally just five poor, seven poor black dudes from Liberty City. From Miami that just get completely new. They were just like, you guys are al-Qaeda now. Dude, that's like when you, that's like when you hear the story about like those

kids that happening to them. I didn't finish it. I think they went to quantum about that. I think they got really fucked. Just the FBI just fully rolling these dudes for no reason. They just know, like the Central Park fire, they just like bullied them into saying they're okay to. Way worse.

But they bullied them admitting that they're okay to. Well, they have them on tape sitting down with a guy who's like, I'm El Gaita. And they're like, that's awesome. He's not, he's scared. He just wants $20,000. He's trying to like, the black dude was trying to scam The FBI informant to get 20 grand. So he was like, yeah, we need

Nehy boots. He said Nehy boots He was like we need We need Pistol machine guns He couldn't even name guns. It was brutal. That's so... It was a glance out of him over there.

They got like a black bag. Oh, I want a jet pack. Yeah. He's like, I heard the series towers that tallest building in the world, he goes, exactly. I almost watched. I almost watched that documentary Spike Lee did a thing. It's like from 9-11 till now, like the story of New York. Oh yeah, true.

I'm like, but I fucking don't like Spike Lee. It's like shit. There's some things of his I've really liked, but I just think it's gonna be a no-wing. I think it's gonna be a no-wing documentary. I saw it. It was very, very annoying. Was it? All right.

That's not great. Yeah, that's not great. Oh, good. That's not great That's not great Yeah, that's not good stuff. It's so funny. Oh That's fucking hilarious Speaking of melting steel beams I just had to buy a new box spring so I've been plowing through beds What break a bed? No, I've dude it is insane how long I've put this off. I've had a

So the guy who lived in my room before I just kept his box branch Another shame fucks the heat of rocket fuel, but every once in a while There's I would be having sexual intercourse and wood would just shatter underneath Pretty nice. Is that when the lady would thank you? She was saying oh my god. Thank you Pretty nice. Is that when the lady would thank you? She would say oh my god. Thank you. Oh Thank you. I think your bed is breaking Just assembled a steel box spring day. Yeah, my bed has sunk in in the middle. I've had to sleep against the wall Like an insane person every night. Did you have a new mattress or was I got a mattress but the box rang underneath this just destroyed. Is this something we shouldn't talk about on the show? I saw Nikki Glazer's tours pictures the other day and that guy who opens for what are

they doing to him? What are they doing that work? Is it Andrew Cohn? Yeah. He's dressed like a woman and doing a dance routine Yeah, I don't know what's happening. I don't know. He's doing whatever it takes man. Yeah, I know that guy He's he's a bro. I'm not no, I know I know I know I know I know just think like I'm like She better be paying him a lot of money to do that. It's tough. I mean, I don't know how you explain this other comics. I haven't seen it yet. Did you see the video to dance? No, not the video. There's a picture. You didn't see the picture of them doing a dance. So you can see person dance. Yeah, you know, I mean, just some people do different. You gotta do what you gotta do to get the stage time.

Yeah. Oh, there you go, dude. I mean come the F right on Yo, be on notice everybody who opens for me. You're gonna have to do something like this I've been too easy on the people open. Yeah, we're gonna have all three get the bea's are in a fucking dress You can do it on dancing out here. This weekend in MacGubes, come watch me make Beezer do a... Beezer has to break down. choreograph with your choreograph. Fucking shit. While Beezer breaks dance, I'm gonna do a song where I go,

my name is Dan and I'm here to say, you're the way that Brian's dancing's painted. I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. I hope that he is sleeping with her. We're getting paid, handsomely. Yeah, well, yeah, yes.

Yeah, handsomely. I think it's cool. Yeah. Do you? Good. I have an idea, do you? I think it's cool. I agree.

Did you make an O'Connor dress up? Just like dress up. I have to be a comment, just blacked out, dancing. It's a crap. You ever see that sorority girl like cry dancing? Yeah, she's like, after the break up, she's like, Dancing You see that soror to girl like cry dancing To the break up she's like Dude, that's what you should do is imagine doing a number you should have nine beers show You should have a nine beer rule for O'Connor in the green room that he has to drink nine beers while you're on stage

That's not a rule dude. I can dude. I get meoconner and bees are, the boys are gone dude. Yeah, both of them drink. Man, hard. I have to get you to the boys' room. Watch the break of that for a number at the end. I might have to from now on. I'm like a phenomenon, keep on the fucking toes. I like, I might switch over to the old,

bring the guys up and chat routine. That's fun. That is fun. Yeah, but first thought it was a bit, but make them precious, but make them dress like you. Yeah. Just do something. Bole them better. Yeah, make them all come out. I can't bully them anymore that I am. You can't get your fucking. No, you could. You could. True. That's, that's, that's a different level. That's

going to be honest. That's North Korea bully. Do you like to dance for me? He's like I dress like woman to make me laugh That's warlord behavior that is straight up warlord lady You would dress like a lady until I am done speaking of that. I just watch the girl right I'm gonna go change because you'll change when I say you change You see you ever see the Rambo when he's in Burma. Yeah, oh my god I just rewatched that. That's great. It's fucking insane. Wait hold on. I think I have the DVD with me where there's the Rambo Part 1 sex scene to the DVD player Yeah

Dude, well you have it on you. Yeah a fan like I dressed in the shame go a shirt We can watch on the show we can watch it commercial breaking two minutes. Oh, yeah. There's a part in the Burma Rambo where a guy gets, did. Rambo takes over the 50 cal on the back of a truck. Yeah, it's the answer to the fraud. That's the crescendo blows the guys head pulling off. It is the wildest and the best part of the whole Rambo is,

it's a church group that goes over there. To Burma to, right away, Rambo kills like three pirates. And they're like, you should do that. And then they get kidnapped immediately. He just goes in and he rips a dude's throat out in front of the lady. He's wet hair all the time. Murder's a thousand men.

And then he's like, yeah, you go back home now. Yeah. You go tell him what you do. What are you doing? You have to go home and everyone's like, how is the trip? You know I met a guy named John Okay, we ended up dealing death. Can I tell you about our tour by John? He catches vipers the boat guy

He ripped a person's throat out and I was sexually insulted and one guy got eaten by pigs, but Plus I Were doing pros and cons. He goes, we learned about it. I watched him wipe out a wing of the Bernies guy. It is so funny. Yeah. When's the last time you've seen it?

I saw it in theater and I remember it in O'Aide. Like this is incredible. I just, if you watch it now, you're like, I can't believe they made this. They banged at a baby and throw it in. No, no, no. Oh yeah. It is crazy. It's on that DVD that I have. I can't believe they made this they banged at a baby and thrown in Crazy it's on that DVD that I have

The new rainbow is not the brand new world the Burma Rambo Burma Rambo. Oh wait Well, no because then there's also the one who he watched in 2019 final blood. Oh, yeah, that's the Mexican one I like that Burma I like the rules. I thought that was great It was so bad. It was Burma Rambo is arguably. I thought that was great. It was so bad It was Burma Rambo is arguably the funniest movie I've ever seen. I'm alright. You know what? There's one guy one schoolboy schoolboy is a sniper. He snipers a dude that's on a boat It takes his head off Maybe we might just have to pop this in the DVD. Burma Rambo do's like, we need help. He starts sharpening it up.

Machete. He's a man. He's a man. Ranging out, Shane Goes. It's the Bonfire. You've been listening to Sirius XM's Bonfire. New episodes, every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on Syria 6M!