The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - White Devil

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

Bobby's celebrates because his Boston Celtics beat Jay's 76ers in the NBA playoffs. Jay had a party at his house to watch the game and the loss put a damper of the festivities. | Driving to the studio, Jay was cut off by a New Jersey bus and had a confrontation on highway with the driver. | The new artwork for Skankfest X shows the performing comedians in different vampire scenarios. Bobby is disappointed yet again with the artist's portrayal of him. Last year he was a fat robot, the year before he was "Flaming Bob Dandy", and this year he is an old ghoul. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly. What is this? Who is this? Desreay. Desreay. Yeah. No, no, no. No, no.

It's Desreie. Desreie. Yeah. Can you do me a favorite? Can you stop that for one second? Thanks. I love it. You put together a whole piece for him?

I ask you to play a song. Jay, one sec. Come on, everybody. Since late last night, you wanted to heavy production work. I wouldn't say heavy. Hey, oh, a second, Jay. La, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, three to one, three to one, three to one, three to one. It's over, over, over, over.

Love you, I bounce on the bed till you come in with a hot chop. Woo. Mosh Melios. Woo. You got to give it up for the production. You didn't behave like this yesterday. Oh, I was saving it. Killer production.

Great. I mean, you gotta give it up for the production value, Jay. I didn't realize we could do whole skits and routines. Well, you gotta have a little motivation. You got to call somebody up. Asking, you shall receive. I do call. I call it.

I just go, hey, no, no, I just play this and then play this. Here's a problem. You have a theme song. The Celtics don't. That's fair. We had to come up with a little unique way to make a theme song for the Celtics. by shitting on your theme song. Yeah.

I like the melting of my theme song. That was pretty great. That was pretty great. Undeniable. Yeah. It's just about a rap. It's a bap. It'd be nice if they could win one more.

Maybe. Take it deeper. I just take it two more games. Be nice. It's crazy. And B. Came back for nothing. Nothing.

Here's the thing, though, is that it, first of all, the Celtics are all white, which is nuts. It's crazy. And they're just shooting threes. What's what they do? It's nuts. They shoot 40 to 50 a game. It's crazy. How do you defend that?

Just pass, pass, pass three. You hope that they are just having an off night? They just go. They live and die by it. But man, when they're on. It's on. It's on. That is fun, though, to wash?

What? For me, it was. You like watching it as much? Yeah, I loved it. Oh, you asked him. I'm sorry. You're asking Jay. Go ahead.

Go ahead. I think it's scary to be a full three-pointers. team. I mean, I think like inside game's more fun, but I mean, what a fucking skill. Jesus Christ. Wow. And it's a bunch of little white dudes doing it. It's not a bunch of little white dudes. They're humongous white dudes most of them. One little white dude was uncorking on us.

I mean, it was fucking crazy. Oh, this guy was he had freckles on his shoulders. He's so ugly, Pritchard. Yeah, he had freckleys shoulders. That's how right he was. He just, he just buzzes his hair. Looks like he does it at home by himself. He's got those sunken. Sunk in eye sockets. He is unimpressive looking, but goddamn.

It's like no one saw him out there because he just kept scoring. Kept scoring. He looks like he sold, like, crack in a black neighborhood. I think it was half-time. He does. It looked like it was going to be. I think it was half-time or right before half-time. It was like, all right, we got down to like 17.

So it's like you can cut into this lead a little bit of that. And then he just hucks one up. Just like, ah, time's running now. Just hucks one up right in. You see Embed almost turned around at that point and go, like, I don't know, man, it ain't our night. It's just not our night. Two seconds left in the half. Funk just shot it from Halfcourt.

No, not even. He just threw it because it was it. It was it. It was out. He got around Embedd and just threw it up. He did one of those, like, his knees bent completely in the air and just threw it from his chest. It was right in. It was like he was going to win a Chrysler if he hit that.

Yeah. The Eagles are going to be intense, though, this year. Yeah, they're going to be intense. The Eagles are going to be so good this year. Yeah. Wait a minute there. We're still in the. The Sixers, though. You still have a shot.

Series ain't over? No, it's not over. It's going to be in tomorrow night. Very possibly it'll be here tomorrow night. Oh, fantastic. And I was at your house. You're making me go to the comedy cell or party, so I'm going to miss some of it. Well, well, we can always turn it on the TVs upstairs. No. Let's. No. Let's watch it. No.

Let's watch it. No. I don't want to. I want to watch the whole game when I go home. Oh, yeah. Could be the last game of the season. Are you really going to want? Let me ask you question. Are you going to call me before you watch it to see if you want to watch? You're just going to watch it anyways, no matter of the end of the outcome? I'm going to watch it. If it starts getting crazy, I will eventually end up fast forwarding and watching and fast forward motion. I do. Okay, good. Yeah. It was fun. When you're live, it's live. We had no choice, but you got to just watch it. He did pause it a couple times. How did you watch

it? What was the whole atmosphere? Oh, the atmosphere. Went to Jay's house. Awesome. Jay's house is the best. I went through the backyard. He has a fence around his house, but he's got the big, the big gate that you could like put a tractor through and his lawn when you walked up in his lawn I was like a golf course so I walked up there

came through the back gate they were in the back lighting a fire had to help Jay light a fire because you know he doesn't understand him on fire pit no fireplace they have a beautiful fireplace under their palapa

what do you call it? Pergola Pergola you told me that Pergola Pergola yeah pergola I mean TV couch comfortable not like that outdoor

shitty furniture that's not it's like an indoor couch outside uh they had the heater going plus they had the fireplace going and then they had the tv go then i mean tv uh same tv same tv it's a good size tv okay you know all right you know i don't want to get into it i don't listen he's been through enough jay's been through enough i don't want to get into the tv could be whatever i gave it all to some bus driver today on the way to work you got no fight today I think if he could have pulled over and stopped driving a bus, he would have liked to. How do you get a bus driver? I'll tell exactly that.

This guy, the fucking, I don't know if it's empty or New Jersey Transit. Those buses on the highway, they don't give a fuck. No. When they're going into the tunnel, they will run you off the road. Yeah, they will. They just come over, they just go, I'm coming over, no matter what. And, like, you almost like, there's been times where I've had, like, in, like, traffic, had to back up. Swerve or die.

Swerve or die. That's it. So this guy did that. He was driving me into another car. Yep. That I was able to, like, I mean, like, dangerously avoid this happening. And I look back and I see this guy. And I see he's, like, jawing as he's getting behind me and coming around me.

And he's coming up beside me. I see he's got a... He opened his... He opened the bus doors on the highway. Driving. Driving. To start saying something. And he, he, uh, so I see him with the door of him.

So I roll the window down. I go, what? He goes, you fucked up, man. You fucked up. You see him going somewhere. I go, fuck you, you pussy. You drove me off the road, you fucking cunt. And he was like, uh, and he goes, he goes, wait, what?

It was the next thing I said. I go, oh, yes. And then I caught him, this is great. I knew we were like, going to be not near each other anymore. So I called him Bobby's favorite word in the world. The F word. Oh. I gave it to me.

There's actually four favorite words in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was nervous. The F one. I said it to him, and he, he went, oh, and he's driving a bus full of people. He was really mad at that, so he must have been one of the other favorite words. They don't like that word. Well, here's what I was going to say.

I said, uh, he's typing. I called him, uh, I called me F word nice and good, nice and loud. How did you, uh, and then he went. What did you put on the end of it? Let me hear it again. And he goes, and he just goes, oh, oh, this is his best, too. Christine was on the phone with me. She was on phone with it.

Yeah. And she could hear him, and this is the best because when I, after this moment, I remember, I go, do you catch that? She was like, yeah. He goes, I was like, I was like, you know, I gave him the old t. And he goes, you white devil. You're a white devil And then I just

I gave them these And I started laughing Yeah I started laughing I gave him devil once I started laughing That was hilarious You I never called a white devil before You white devil

There you go And you'll see it didn't seek high up And then I rolled the window up Yeah And Christine as well as myself Impressed Didn't call me N word Wow

Now you know Yeah When I argue And something like that In argument especially where it's like it's fleeting. You know what I mean? Like you're going to be there.

So it's not like a long-term friend or person. You know what I mean? Yeah. You're going for it. And you're like, I've got seconds. My mind just goes like, go for the jugular. Like get him in every way you can get them to make him my rate. And the fact that I didn't hit the N-word.

You're a hero. Thank you, Black-Loo. You're a hero. You've grown, Jay. I'm going to say this. You've grown. Thank you, Jamie. Thank you, Jamie.

She's so supportive. She hates racism. Yeah, she hates it. She hates racism. She hates racism. Can't stand it. She can't stand it. Yeah, I was really, I was like so happy with my, I was weirdly happy with myself.

I thought the interaction went wonderfully. Yeah. I mean, white devil is hilarious. Getting called a white devil, which is one of the funniest things ever. You, why, he's like, by the way, he's in a bus full of people screaming at the door, you white devil while he's driving. A bunch of white people on the bus going on. The people on that bus were definitely like, ah, shit. This guy's unhinged.

Because the bus people would have to know. He almost ran me into another car. It was crazy. He was coming on an on ramp. Yeah, but they don't care. You're supposed to wait until there's an opening in traffic. Everybody on the bus is like, do whatever you've got to do to get me the fuck where I got to go. I don't disagree with that.

I agree with what I'm saying. But they would like, it doesn't matter. He makes the move and then to go defend the move. Yeah. To go around and start trying to start jawing at me is crazy. I bet everybody in the bus was like, yeah, that fucking goddamn. white devil. Oh, probably. That's what I would say if I was at his driving mercy.

That was crazy. It's so funny that that word made him infuriated. Yeah, you know. You know, sometimes you waste a little bit of time and your own credibility, your own willingness or ability to be right in the situation if you zip that out there. But calling a black guy who's not gay that word yeah it hits like thunder maybe as much but society is not going to come at you that much no do you get what i'm saying well i think we've all learned that especially you at the young age that

black guys don't like gay jokes no they don't like it you're ready to laugh y'all listen that is great you're ready to laugh y'all ready to laugh y'all you're ready to laugh now you're already You're ready to laugh now? You should have said that after you called him the two. You ready to laugh now? All right, laugh now. Yeah, black guys don't like being, especially old school black guy like that. What was it?

Was it near 42nd Street? Where were you coming in? Highway. Highway? What, oh, on the highway coming? Was it going into a tunnel or something? No. Shit.

No, it was just like coming, like he was coming into traffic from an on-ramp. The bus drivers that come out of New York out of Penn Station to go to, they're insane. I used to go to Atlantic City and you would have to just take it. Like, remember there was a time where those buses were just fucking flipping over?

Yeah. And people would just say, yeah, what are you going to do? And they would actually give you $25 if you made it to Atlantic City when you got there that would pay for your bus ticket and you could use it on slot machines because they're so fucking dangerous.

They do like a hundred miles an hour from Penn Station through everything down there. They take the turn. You can hear the wheels skidding just being on like the side of the bus. Well, I's a tunnel every day. And Lou, you're on the bus going through the tunnel every day. Yes.

They don't. It's like it's, I can't believe there's not more. I bet the, I bet the New Jersey transit buses have to pay out a lot of money a year in just settlements. I mean, how many times that if I didn't move, I'm getting hit by one of these things is crazy. Yeah. And I'm also a let people in like, I don't do that. I'm like, yeah, zipper in. No, you're very, you're very casual.

casual traffic driver you are. Yeah, I'm not trying to find my spots, but I'm also like, if someone's cutting, if I'm the car that would have to let the car coming out of a parking spot or something out, like, I let him get out. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I'm not like, so it's like, that was wild.

It's their road, yeah. They think they own the road and they're all unhinged and even the happy ones are a little crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, have you ever been in a bus that's fucking almost smashed into somebody? Yes, I've been in a couple. And you were on the bus driver, side, right? Because you want to get home. I didn't even see it. I'm so wrapped up in my

stupid phone. Oh, when you get on the bus, you just go in your phone, you go away. That's where he writes his lyrics. Yeah, that's where I do my business. I have to do that three times to get into an accident. Lou eight miles his way home every day. He writes that his lyrics of the day. Yo, Bobby did a good one, when the cell ticks won. Okay, all right, all right. Oh, they really did last night. It wasn't. You have a great party, though.

What a good time. Good time. Party's a wrong word when you feel like that. Oh, I felt like it was a party. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, on my end. Okay. It was a party inside.

I mean. At tracks, I suppose. It was so, like, the indoor part was great. Then when we took the whole thing inside, pizza was great. Just a celebration, it was, I think. Just a really beautiful celebration. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I took it out on that black bus driver today. Yeah. But let's all remember. the important thing of this story. I didn't say the end word. You didn't. You are a hero. Thank you, Nickelback and saliva.

Take it away, nickelback and saliva. And no one for a hero. It's so funny because jokes aside, you really are proud of yourself. Oh my God, yes. I'm talking historically, I just throw that half. In that scenario, which I don't know if I've been in that exact thing.

I'm just saying, like, in my mind, I'm like, there I go. It's like, I only got three seconds with this guy. Let me just hammer him so the rest of his day is ruined. This guy almost fucking killed me. I'm going to ruin the rest of his day. But I was just like, you know what? He went low. I go high.

Yeah. You could have done your secret move in Tekken and took it and got a K-O, but you didn't. You just got the win. I could have KO this guy. That bus would have swerved if I did that. I didn't want to hurt those people. You would have heard the bus go, yeah.

The hydraulics would have been. been offended. Yeah, I don't know. I don't want that guy to, I don't want the driver to die. You know, I just want to ruin his day. You don't want to kill everybody on the bus. He would just swear. Yeah, I was worried about the people on the bus.

It was me and this guy's world at that point. He's not worried about the people on the bus either. To open his fucking door. He's not worried about people on the bus at home. Do you know how illegal it is to open your door on the highway? I know. Of a bus. Well, he's probably not going to do that again.

Not anymore. He didn't, I don't think he wrapped his brain around the idea that I could yell back. I was like yeah Christine being on the phone is the funniest part of I go hang on a second she's here's the wind like

oh I'm so proud of myself I really am were you proud of him Christine I am proud of him for a long time though I remember I said

I was like I was like you really I was like you're at a place in your life where yelling a couple of these words on the street could just be detrimental to everything you have. Right.

Like, it's just the world we live in. I was like, maybe cunt? Like, nobody's mad. And you really, he's not a, I mean, even the other one is like very rare. Yeah. What's the problem? They don't have context. They're not going to understand the context.

Well, he understands how, you know, that is a real dig to the guy who's saying it to. Yeah. If you said that to a white guy, he'd be like, no, I'm not. Right. They don't want to, they don't want to hear that. No. No. When society would inevitably see the video of me yelling at the,

this bus driver and saying the N-word, they're not going to want to hear that I just go for the jugular when I only have five seconds. Now when it shows. They're going to be like you feel that way, I go. Now, just like, I want to ruin that guy's day. You did, though. And that will ruin his day.

But I found another way to ruin his day with only offending the gaze. Yeah. Such a fucking amazing. Funny when I say that, too, I will say, in that is like the, when you're trying to get somebody riled up and you call him the F word, I will say, it is insane how far. Far from my mind, anything relating to gay has to do with that. It has nothing to do with them.

It's really, like, if it was that, I'd call somebody gay, and that's usually done more like in, like, a jovial thing. You know what I mean? You're being gay. But, like, that aggressiveness of that is not, it just, like, it's like, uh, like, what do you call it? Like, what do you call it? Somebody a pussy, but I already call them a pussy first.

That's, it's probably, it's pussy on steroids. Well, I gave pussy. Yeah. Guy kept jawing. No. It's not going to work. Yeah. F word.

White devil. Ultimate. You just called me like 75 pussies. Yeah, yeah. In one pussy. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly. The F word's like a ball of pussies.

Yeah, it's like throwing a giant ball of pussies out of it. Yeah, it just hit you all over your face and you're like, whoa, what's going on? Think of the F word as machine gun pussy. Yeah. Yeah. You threw one. Buzz, you, but, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Pussy.

One pussy, and it didn't do anything. But the machine gun pussy took him out. It took him out. And you didn't need to drop the nuke. No, I didn't even have to drop the nuke. Oh. Called me a white devil and went about his day. It made me feel, I've never been, that's never been yelling before.

I said, isn't it more of like an Asian insult? What's a white devil? No. No, that's a white guy. Is that more black? No, I thought that was Asian to white people. I thought it was like a very Asian thing to say white devil. No.

I think they do say that also, but I think that's a pretty. That's a black thing. Yeah. I'm trying to take another creation away from black people. That's crazy. Lou, I'm sorry, Black, Lou. Sorry, Black, Lou. Jesus.

White women? It's the white women. The worst. They're the white liberal California. I think that's an Asian thing. I think that's, they came up with that. The Asians. White devil?

I mean, it sounds pretty Asian. I've never heard an A. First of all, when me white devil. Christine thinks the white people came up with the blues. It wouldn't be. Stir fry. Stir fry. She's all.

So right that we would have thought of a, I've always said we would have thought of peanut butter eventually. You know it's going to eat a jelly sandwich the rest of your life like a maniac. That's great. White people would have come to peanut butter. Yeah, we would have mush of those peanut butter, those peanuts up. I think I speak for all white people. I say, black people, stop sucking your own dicks about peanut butter. Keep sucking your own dicks because you have the ability to suck your own dicks.

Yeah. But not because of the peanut butter thing. Suck your own dick because you can. What else did they invent? Peanut butter and what else? I think. Air conditioning. No shit.

Yeah. Well, they didn't have black people to fan them. Jesus Christ. What the fuck? So they had to think of, I think it's probably it. I don't know why white people can think of them.

White people were hot. It's not as hot as black people. They weren't doing all the work. I can't believe Jews didn't figure it out back in the pyramids. They did. They used to have white people fan them. It's called Friant.

Joseph. Moses, it's called Friant. And it works through this small filter here. I'm kind of, I've been on the internet all weekend, you know, I'm trying to stay off. You call somebody the F word. I'm trying to. I'm trying to stay off of it a little bit this week, you know, trying to. And I keep going on and I keep getting hit with this fucking thing.

And I can't get it out of my craw. Okay. What is it? Again, for I believe the fourth year in a row, I've been fucked with the Skankfest photo. Oh. Everybody's photo. I saw Lev first. How could it be bad this year?

Everyone looks cool. I saw Lev. They made him thin and put him in a button coat that actually buttoned. Wait. Did you see their original left? though? Because we had to have it redone. Well, have you seen mine where it looks like I'm dying in real time?

Yours is... Mine sucks. It just not sucks. It looks like I'm contemplating my life and I'm about to die. Bags under my eyes. I'm fucking old. I'm square. I mean, what the fuck do I got to do, Christine?

Wait, hang on. You look fantastic. Let me show you left. He has a button vest on. Okay, that is... First of all, the first one is more... or what I would accept. Look at, that's him.

Now go to that one. Yeah, fuck off. But we had to redo it from that. Yeah, well, look at the one you redid. You still gave him. Yeah, he looks fantastic. Now go to mine. Go to my atrocious.

Wait, did you not post it? No, I'm not posting. I'm not, why would I post that? He says he won't be a part of it. I will not. I'm not fucking promoting false advertising. He looked like a vampire that's too fat to bite a neck. Well, he actually bit too.

many necks he drank too many he drank too many rats yeah yeah he he drank a bunch of fat kids rat blood is more fatty yeah it's the whole milk of blood it's hilarious that they made him

into this I like skim blood Lev isn't going to be able to button the vest sure you gave him a button down vest that's nuts he looks awesome what's Bobby look like yeah what do I look like I don't look awesome I don't look awesome I'm sure I got it saved on the computer.

Oh, did you? Everybody looks awesome. You look fantastic. I look awesome. You look, look. Look, I expect you to look awesome. It's your festival. I haven't always looked awesome in those.

You've looked good all the time, pretty much. I've always looked like a lump of shit. Fat robot. They do try to make you look like shit every year. Every foot. And I don't know what that's about. I'm trying to get to the bottom of it because I'm actually friends with the person who owns it and runs it. I'm friends with all three of the people own it, run it.

It has to be a saboteur. It has to be there's something that's malicious, okay? It's nefarious, and that's the only two big words I know that I can add to. Thank you very much, Lou. Did you say vicious? I said vicious, nefarious and... Downright rude? It's not a big word, but yeah, downright.

Well, downright was nice. Downright is fantastic. Downright insulting, I'd say. Insulting. Downright insulting. that she, my friend. I mean, I was at her house last night. I feel like me and Christina,

and Rebecca, I love Rebecca. I fucking love them. Like, I do anything for them. They don't love you. They don't love you. No, it's not even like they don't love me. It's they don't care. They don't care.

They take your love for granted. They take my love for granted, and they just fucking expect it. Now, I went to Skank Fest, the first one, when I didn't even have to go. When it was at Creek in the Cave, when I was going, was like, hey man, we got Bobby,

we got all these people. It's a favor. It was a favor. And then Brooklyn, a favor. And now I guess you're big time. I get it. I'm not a favor. Shane's a favor.

Tim Dillon's a favor. The big names are a favor. I'm just, I'm expected to be there. You're Bob. You got to come. I don't have to go. I don't. I don't have to go.

There were two years in a row they did you dirty. I remember fat robot. What was the other one? I don't know. The other one was a fucking alien. What's this year? Miss Cleo.

Buddy, when you see it, I look like... I'm so sad you hate this so much, honestly. I think you look badass. I look, what? Bobby, that's a bad... That's a bad description you were giving by. That's not a bad picture. My argument here, that's not a bad picture at all.

What my argument would be was it doesn't look like you. It doesn't look like me, and why do I have... When you're making a photo of somebody, why do you have to give me bags? Even if I had bags I have beautiful skin I'll tell you why they tried to do that To make me look old as shit

No They made Jim Norton I mean Jim Norton looks like Jim Norton He looks like a fucking worm with teeth What can I tell you what? I'm telling you why Bring Jim Norton's back Yeah Sal, no Sal's fucking

Yeah he's fantastic No but he's got the same eye thing you have Yeah they did tell us everybody Let me show Joe DeRosa Bags Yeah with a sandwich Look at garlic But here look it's just this

I don't know just the style. I thought it was a good. Bobby, what I would say about your thing is that it just doesn't, it's like, it doesn't look like, but it's, they should have done the beard or something more because the issue with Bobby is, because he did the gray beard. I think it's the eyes. I don't care about the gray beard. My eyes look like. But that's not an insulting picture of you at all. It's, it's, when you go, bring up Jay. Let's see how fucking great Jay looks. Look at James bags. Yeah. Yeah, but he has them.

He has them. He has. We all have that. I don't have, look at Jay. Bring up Jay. You think you know circles on your eyes? Buddy, listen. Jay's got the eyes too. He's got little time. You look fantastic. Do you want to make you look like you're 15? No, but I'd like to look less than fucking 68.

How's that? Do you have Rich Voss? I don't think you look old at all. I don't think you look badass. That's fine. I do. And I hate it. I don't look badass.

You get it and I guess we'll change it, but that's not a bad picture. How do you make less? Buddy, I can't wait. Listen, who was more behind you on Fat Robot than me? I mean, fat robot was a little crazy. That was what taught me that I should make sure I really inspect things before I send them to people. Chris O'Cephano's got bags and looks.

gay as shit. Well, he is. Wait, go to Ari. Go to Ari, top right. Right there. It looks like, that's the way. Ari looks like Jewish propaganda stuff from the war. It really does.

That's like what the Germans would put out. You're not wrong. I guarantee you. All you should have had was, all you should have had was money coming out of the neck of his shirt. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's fucking terrible. Should have had fucking dollar bills coming out of the neck of his shirt.

Do me a favor Go to Rich Voss Do you have Rich Voss? I'd love to see what Rich Voss looks like. I don't know if we accepted him this year. I don't know if we took Rich Voss this year. Hang on, I'll find out.

First of all. They're done by a few. I want this guy. Can this guy do mine? Whoever did this? That's what I want. Yeah, I see the original. Yeah, by the way, I will say

it doesn't even look it would be the same person that did Bobby. It's not. That guy. I want whoever that guy is, who made... This guy did mine. Lev fur looks sexy as shit.

Go back to mine. No, you're the same guy as mine. These here, these like... However many they are, like 20, are the same person. I think one's AI versus... An artist, maybe? I don't know. They think it looks...

I don't think it looks good at all. I actually don't agree with you, but... Aside from it, just not looking like you, I don't think you look old. I just think the eyes are not here. They didn't capture something that makes it look like... you but also but also but here's the thing also what am i doing false looks ridiculous

again it looks like fucking jewish propaganda but this is this guy but that's funny i bet the guys i mean that that that looks we know how he thinks that looks like he has a box of gold he has a box of gold and he's running with his bad ears that is fucking so wild bobby you should have no complaints my man no dude i want that i want that i want that look at how great he looks can we see the original leve fur one again yeah the original lefur i don't know how cut

i don't know i honestly didn't know that we let lev see it and i saw he posted this he's just a fat vampire bring the rats to me bring the exactly this is like 2018 love you're gonna so

so in the yeah exactly you know the same what they did the lev they he looks sexy as shit sure just making Me love's also like 29 but you don't have to make me look but you can actually make me look good in the thing I'm gonna send you through the love filter it's a created choice you can say hey we can make him look oh man how about how me do something what am I doing I'm not even do I'm just looking down like the I look sad as shit I think you're like the priest look it oh wait no first of all yeah I'm like yeah I'm like oh what is that's something over you're holding something put your headphones on you keep one off it does that what do you what's I look like I'm oh six Cigars. What is it? You're holding a thing of cigars.

I don't know. It looks like it's potions. It's potions. Yeah, I'm a potion guy. That's what I want. Yeah, he's a vampire. You're fucking Dr. Jekyll. No, I'm not.

Everybody's a, what am I? I'm just a guy. Dude, you're a coolest shit. I think you're a vampire hunter and those are your potion. Well, give me a fucking leather strap around my chest and a spike. Crossbow, maybe. Yeah, like a, give me a, like a weapon. You're, you're, you're, I mean, they may,

your head slim. Yeah, you do look cool. You look really cool. It's just, I'm telling you, Bobby, all it is, is I just don't, there's got to be something to your face done that makes it look like you that they didn't capture. That's what I'm saying.

That's that, which happens sometimes. And give me a fucking something, like a weapon. Like, I'm killing shit. Instead of a thing of elixirs. You don't want to be the joint. You don't want to be the joints. Yeah, I don't want to be the fat potions master. A joint mistake.

You're a bunch or two. You're a priest. See? Yeah, that's good. He's a priest. You're a Jewish priest. Yeah, he's got an awesome spike in his hand. And look at behind him, it's all great.

Look at his neck is fucked. His jawline is shredded. Your hair, your fade is amazing. Everything about that is so much better. Go back to my photo. Yeah, look at, I look sad as shit. I look like I have dementia. I lost my sight.

The difference isn't enough. If it was a cross in your hand, you'd look like you're hunting vampire. If I had something, then a... a bushel of elixirs, it might make me feel better. I think it's kind of cool. Elixirs are cool. Yeah, no. That's what everybody wants, the elixir guy in Durga.

Oh, if you ever played Castlevania, most of the time, your best weapon was when you were throwing the bottles of stuff, holy water. We're fighting real vampires, Jay. I would like to have what you have, an weapon. I have a steak and a joint. You have magic showers. You'd rather throw Molotov cocktails of elixirs of these things. I don't have a, no, stop.

You want to be a warlock? No, I, what? A warlock. That's not a, that's what it is. I'm nondescript. She asked if you would like to be a warlock. They're going to change your picture. You are hostile about this.

Yeah, I am hostile about this. You're overreacting. It's, no, Jay, how about every year I got to deal with this? Every year. And now it's getting too much. In the past, you have been bent over and dryly fist-fucked up the shitter. This is not the case this year. But you know what?

You're overreacting this year. It's not the case where I went, wow, you fucking did it. It's, it's me. It's me. I think you have no problem with that picture if the face resembled you more. Yeah, if it was, if it looked like me and I was badass, at least. Jim is not badass. Jim has a much bigger complaint than you.

I would, yeah, yours is much better. Jim was like a larvae with a cape on. I can only defend myself right now and I can't defend Jim. Yes. But I, for me, I would like to be a little more badass, Christine. And I would like the other artists to do it. I would like, I'd like to be leved up a little bit. How's that?

Can you make that happen? Mm-hmm. Okay, great. Thank you. I'll tell Rebecca right now. And I don't. Can you let me too, just so we could see if I got a guy's better idea with Lev, left stuff? Oh, okay.

So someone's jumping on the old Ben wagon. Well, I might as well see what it's like. Yeah, I'd like to see what it's like, too. I hope the new guy makes me a fat vampire. They just change your face. Yeah, they just put me. Just cut, just cut, Leves hair shorter. What if they make me a fat vampire slayer and you're a fat vampire?

It'd be something funny about that. If they had a takebacks, we can't take back, whatever they can. Come up with next, we have to do. This is the thing. If they had a funny bone in their body, they would definitely make us... Two fat vampires. Just two fat to us.

On tiny scooters. This is like the fat guys on the little mini bike? This is why I hated that show True Blood. First of all, they destroyed vampire lore. They were just basically nothing to do with vampires anymore. They just hung out at night. So many morbidly obese vampires. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That was the best... How did you... Cleveland Show had a great take on. on True Blood when they go the wife was laid up in bed and she goes, hey, can you take these DVDs back to the store?

She goes, I thought I read a true blood, but it's just some gay guy's nightmare. And they just show like two like vampires guys going and they're going, right. She goes, I thought I was true blood, but it's just some gay guys nightmares.

That sums it up perfectly. But let me ask you question. You're talking about Lour, vampire lore, when you get bit, you're that way for life. So if he bit a fat guy, say he was feeling weird, he was sick of hot chicks or hot dudes, and you saw a fat guy just sleeping in a park, if he bit the fat guy, doesn't he just stay fat for the other? Nobody's looking to, no one's looking to add a fat soda to their crew.

Hey, let's slow everything down a bit, huh? But in true blood, they wanted fat gay vampires only. It'd be funny just to see him turn into a fat bat and he can't take off. Yeah. And he just keeps hitting the ground. Just a walking bat. It just walks. Every time he tries to fly, he breaks a wing,

he just snaps. I didn't really want to fly. Why are you doing? He goes, no, I'd rather walk. I'd rather walk. You guys want to turn back in the fucking people vampires now? Hey, when you guys, you know, what guys?

We should probably just go as people vampires for this. No, we have to go now. No, let's just like, let's just walk. No, you don't want to turn into battery because you're fat. Guys, why don't we stop sleeping upside down by our feet? Let's just sleep in beds. And now, the tree bench cannot hold you, that's why. He's the one who invented the coffin.

No, I could do. The fat family. Hey, guys, I got a new idea. We don't hang upside down. We sleep in a coffin. It kind of brings in the whole dead thing. You know what I mean? Listen, sometimes like you get into a cave.

He'll get into that coffin. A big, huge, cushy coffin. Hear me out. Okay, I'm hitting you out. And then during the day, we just sleep. And at night we eat, late at night, overeat, late at night. I bet you vampires. He's the only fat vampires.

He's like blood and food still. He goes, you don't have to eat anymore, though. You don't need that. He goes, I like it. I don't know if you tried the cellar wings with the cellar sauce. I really like it. Just folding a slice. You don't even digest this.

You're dead. He goes, I know, but it's, I don't know what it is, man. It hits the lips. Something about that taste. I think I'm addicted to the taste. Not so much to eating it. I'm a supertaster, I think, since I became a vampire. I remember one guy.

Vampire delivered late in the McDonald's too. Oh, thank God. Everybody else is sleeping. I remember one of the fat vampires in particular. I can never get them out of my head thinking. How is this guy a vampire? The fat vampire is always tired because he's up late waiting for food while they're sleeping. Well, fat gay vampires are making sense, though, too.

You want to get that cake. You know what I mean? Yeah. More Christian for the pushing. Outrageous vampire parties. Yeah. Gay vampire parties. And this is the problem.

Because whatever you turn somebody as, they're that forever. Yeah. So thank God if you're in your best shape. That must suck to turn into a vampire on one of your like up and downs. Oh, my fourth fat. That sucks. such shit. I look like a fat Puerto Rican guy.

You're like, oh man, I wish you would have fucking, where were you a year ago, Lestat? God damn. Hey, can you come back in like six months? Six months I'm going to be in shape. I'm getting this surgery, I swear to God. Hey, Vlad, can you give me like six months? If someone told me I had planned

because you're going to become a vampire in a year, I would go into hardcore training. I'd be in keto with Lewis the whole year. Dude, all my social media would just be me doing like cross cables I'm training for death yeah yeah you know fuck that movie

I can't wait if I become a vampire so I could eat a cheese steak you know fuck that movie if a vampire was gonna bite me now I'd be like please not now give me just one more year of trying you're always supposed to be hungry for blood

he goes I know but I don't know what it is I know but I still have I'm still hungry for regular food I still have this little thing above my cock I just want to get rid of that before I come a vampire Hey, is there any way you can bite down here and suck this out for me? Hey, you guys want to split a, you guys want to split a prostitute in a pizza? Hey, hey, master, I'll give you two of my slices of feet or I'll give you a little bit extra of my part of the blood if you give me two of your slices of pizza. Riches, Riches is just outrageous.

It's just, it's just, it should be angry. Yeah, it looks like something Dave Smith would put out about having him. He's a guest on his podcast. Rich Voss, Kane, stole my rubles and left. It looks like rubles. Oh, man. Look at that.

Look at the one last year. Got it. Click on fat-robed Bobby. Oh, my God. Oh, there's Queen Kelly. You look like a fucking asshole. Oh, my God. That's nice.

That's fucking great. That's great. Yeah, that's great. What was that the first year, right? Second year. Was that Brooklyn? First Skinkfest, Vegas. Yeah, fantastic.

That looks fantastic. Go to the next one. and they still thought you were doing the thing for them. Yeah, and then, oh yeah, old fat fucking cane, Bobby. I don't mind that, except you look like Roy Orbson. Yeah. Christine, can you go back to True Blood Bobby? You also, Bobby there, you could be.

One we just saw the first one. No, you just showed it. That's, yeah. Yeah, that's me as a vampire. Hey, guys, I got bit during a parade. You're a Worcester. Oh, really? Not really?

I looked like a question. I thought that was local drag queen Bob Dandy. That's my drag name, Bob Dandy. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Bob Dandy. Hey, what's up, boys? Look at you. Is Robert Kelly doing Bob Dandy this year at the fest? I'll fucking do.

I'll do Bob Dandy. We should do a drag queen show at the fest. All this perform. We all perform. Bob Dandy. Good God. Oh, my God. What are you and your partner's problems with this?

Is this Lewis's underlying daddy issues? Yeah, Bobby wouldn't be his daddy, so he's upset. Yeah, fuck with Bobby, I guarantee. He leans in, whoever's he. Make him look like a fucking idiot. What does Lewis look like? Fantastic. Fantastic.

He's the, like, painted like he was last year. Oh, Papa Shango. Yeah, Papa Shango. I saw that. Right there. Yeah, there it is. Wait, you see it? Well, to the right.

No, no, no, that's, no. No, that's, Nick Mullen looks fantastic. Rochefort. Oh, Rochefort. Yeah, everybody looks great except for old fucking blonde. I look like I'm blind. I didn't even see that. You don't not look great.

I don't look enough like you. It doesn't look. It looks like I'm blind holding a fucking medicine. It looks like I have my medicine in my hand. Well, there's context of these pictures. Yeah. I have medicine and I didn't take it. That's why I can't see.

That's what it looks like. I never saw that last year won the parade queen empire or whatever you were. Didn't either, by the way. That is the gay thing I've ever seen. I didn't see that last year. I never proved that. I feel like I never sent that to you. Let me just tell you.

I feel like maybe it was redone before it got to you. Bobby. Why? Bobby. Bobby. After seeing all that, yeah. I'm really glad I got that F word out of the way when I was hit that bus driver.

Jacob, there's no reason to take a note. I said the F word. Yeah, stop taking note, you rat. Yeah, look at how fantastic Lewis. Lewis looks fend. And by the way, he's fat right now. So.

He could be fat under that. No, he can't. No, no. No, they're not fat at all. Look at his jawline is super sexy. You guys took that to make it a full-on attack on Bobby. Yeah, it's a full-on attack. But just Bobby, for the record, though, Lewis even has a bag under his eye makeup.

So the bagged eye thing seems to be this guy's store. Okay, but if you look at the bags, most of the bags are little lines or very close. Go ahead, you can look. Look, look, bring another bag up. I told you what it is. That's a lot of it is to, one, you have a line. under your eyes. Okay, that's fine. But I don't have, they're lower and bigger. And I'm, look at everybody's looking at the camera. I mean, Sal's guys. Sal looks like Sal, though. That's what it's all

it is. He has, Sal looks like Sal. He has, how many, do I have bags, like big bags under my eyes? No. Do I? I'm asking everybody. Do I have bag, big bags onto my arm? Could you go back to my photo? Big bags? The bags that are in that drawing. Do I have those bags under my eyes? Look at me. These are a little slight? Bobby. They're not bad, Bob. They're not bad, Bob. Bidder bags? Bobby? No, I'm asking, look at my face. Stop making us tell you yes.

Tell me those, no, you can. Oh. I mean, like if I'm looking right at you? Looking right up. Do I have those bags under my eyes right now? Bobby, maybe the angle I'm looking at you at, identical bags to that picture. I'm not talking to you, funny, man. I'm talking to honest people.

You have to come up with mean shit to say to be funny. This is a mean. Look at me. Christine, be honest. Christine, don't be honest. You can be honest. You can. Do I have those bags under my eyes?

Lou, do I have those bags under my eyes? Lou, you guys are in a pact. It's similar. I wouldn't say it's that far off. And I have a lot of bags in real life. You do. You do. Why are you hurting me?

I'm sorry, because you hurt me. You asked him to hurt you. Hurt people, hurt people. Why are you trying to get hurt, you, mascus? You know what? That's fair. Hurt people, hurt people. I think you look like, you look like a grizzled vampire hunter.

Okay. That looks cool. Then give me a fucking cool shirt. You're new to crossbow for sure or states. You have the coolest jacket on. It's not a cool jacket. It's a very cool jacket. It's like a stressed leather.

Everybody else has like tone. Bobby, I don't know. You got a set. You're a bag guy. You're holding a bag of fucking stuff. We don't even know what a fucking potion does to a vampire. Nothing. In Castlevania, it kills them.

If it's holy water, it could be fire stuff. Go back to mine, please, real quick. If you look, look at my shirt, too. It's like, everything's, like, everything's, like, not even tight. What are you talking about? I just want a weapon. I want a weapon, and I want to look at the camera. Oh, your complaints about this are crazy, but I'm telling you, if we take those bags away, it's going to look less like you.

How about, you? You know what? Fuck you. You have red dots. I know. I want you add those. Oh, great. Sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're on this spiral. Sorry. Sorry, we both fire. You have to change it like 75 times.

I just told her, I said, Jay and Bobby both want to go through the Lev filter. I want to go through the Lev filter. That's all I want. And just give me, write down weapon. I said, I said they want to go through the left filter. And Bobby wants a weapon, no potions. Fucking weapon. I don't want elixers.

I'm not a fucking nerd. I'm a hunter fucking fighter. For the argument. These are hand drawn to hang in the venue, though. So I do need to have it edited or I'm not going to have it to hang in the venue. When they switch it out. so they can make things nice and easy, you can give me Bobby's elixers and bags.

Yeah. All right, well, then give me his spike. Give me his thing that kills. You know what? I don't like that. What? I don't like your little fucking, your fake humble thing you just did.

I'll take the eliskers. You liked it for a second. I did for a second. And then I realized what you were doing, you're dirty vampire. Jake, you look like the guy from the boys. You do. Butcher.

No. No, you look like the guy from in sync. Joey Fat, I mean, always. He looked like Joey Faton. He lives life looking like Joey Faton. Yeah, I mean, look at, you have a collar that's popped. You got a fuck, you get tattoos, you get your sleeve, you're making fists, you're looking right down the barrel of the camera. No, no, fist.

I'm holding a steak and I'm holding a joint. Yeah, but look at the way you're holding it. You're holding it like I'm a motherfucker. Go back to mine. Look the way I'm holding my, I'm barely holding up my elixirs. No, you're holding them. like, Yeah,

the lettering is covering your elixir. Yeah, you can't even know it's an elixir. You don't even know what it is. Yeah, the elixir's being there

does take it away. And I'm like, like, I'm out in the woods. Well, that was condensed here. It's like, everybody else says

like these fucking great backgrounds with shit. That picture of you last year is astounding. The background. There's only a few, there's only a few backgrounds. I want a fucking cooler

back. I don't want the woods. Just an old man lost in the woods with dementia and a fucking bag of You're assigning a lot of things to this. I am.

I am. I am. Sure. Because it's years of trauma. He looks like a badass. They made me a fucking drag queen last year without me knowing. That's fair. And then a fat robot the year before.

How far can I say at some point you can't lay down because that's how they walk on you? I know, but you have to admit this isn't that. This is way better than that. It could go there. If I don't put my foot down now and make a stink about it next year, what am I going to be? Fucking dead. Am I going to be a fat?

fucking what's next year's theme I who know when it doesn't it depends where we're at huh Maybe it'll be Seattle It'll be suicide Yeah they'll just have me fucking Hanging but I break the beam Because I'm so fat

Oh The fat that can't get off the ground I swear to God Bobby hanging from a noose While a house is bending in the middle Would be such a funny picture You hung himself by a ceiling fan In the middle of the house

And the house bends in the middle If Christine doesn't have the artist Make me and you two fat bats I don't know what's wrong with you. I mean, we should be fat bats together. The bonfire poster should be just two fat bats. On the ground, walking bats. But one holding pizza and one holding a wing.

Dude, two bats fucking walking with sneakers, with hokas on. I have Brooks, you have hokas? Two fat bats in helies, walking in helies because we can't do the heels. I have a knee brace on one of my fat bat legs. Oh, shit. Oh, God, dude. Well, I'm hoping that, and I'm sorry for bringing it up, and I understand what you're saying,

but I have to, I had to put my foot down, man. I understand. It's getting a little, getting a little, it's almost there. It's 90% there. It's getting a little disrespectful for where, you know, where I came in the, when I, when I, I was there at the number one. You, I was there. You were doing a favor.

Now they treat you like you're doing, like they're doing you the favor. Well, I thought you'd like it this year. Really? I really did not think that you were going to have a problem with that. I wouldn't have sent it. After what we've gone through, fat robot? Yeah. I didn't, I wouldn't have sent it if I thought that you wouldn't like it.

You made me a fat robot one year, and that doesn't exist in robot lore. Yeah, it doesn't matter. There are fat vampires, sure. Well, yeah. You showed us that with letters. I didn't make you fat robot. I just didn't catch you were a fat robot before I attached a picture to email. But everyone involved should know there's no such things.

is a fat robot. I literally said to me, I showed max, he was like, why are you a fat robot? I mean, my son knew that they don't make fat robots. I mean, but isn't fat robot like great to have in our history? No, it's, yeah, great to have in my history, but I don't want fucking, you know, five by eight posters of it all around the place, whatever you make it. You make them flaming Bob Dandy. Yeah, you made me. Flaming Bob Dandy. I'm literally trying to find the I don't know if it exists. Fat robot is a thousand times better than the drag queen one, though. I'll be honest.

Flaming Bob Dandy? I actually like Flaming Bob Dandy more than I like this fucking old elixirical. No, you're crazy. You're crazy. Flaming and Bob Dand. Then you don't know me. Oh, you're right. You don't know who I am.

You know what? I know Bobby Kelly. I don't know Flaming and Bob Dandy. You don't know who that is. This is what you got. That one never got sent to you. You know what? I'll fucking take that.

I like Flaming Bob Dandy over. that. I mean, yeah. Ow, ow, ow, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jesus Christ. Describe what we're seeing here. Well, what we're seeing here is I think. Flaming and Bob Dandy. It's Flaming Bob Dandy before it becomes Flaming Bob Dandy pulls up in his fucking weird colored Toyota to sell. Yeah, this is when I I'm at my apartment in Miami Beach with my lover. This before I go to become Flaming Bob Danny on Miami Beach on my Saturday nights. This Bobby Kelly calls everybody honey. Hey, honey.

Honey. Honey. Okay, honey. I go like this too. When I leave everything, I go, ta-da, and I leave. This was me learning from Fat Robot. Okay, great. Not sending it to you.

Yeah. And then getting sexy Bob. Okay, listen, I don't mind gay magician fucking Bob. Can we do a slide where we just post all of these? Yeah, it's too great. What's with Bobby's fucking long cock microphone? Yeah, and why do I have lips like I just sucked at somebody's balls? You know that's how you like to hold your lips.

Bobby, you do put up Dick Suggling lips. You take pictures, but this picture is all, it's an actual picture of you, and it doesn't look like you again. This is bizarre looking. No, it was put, a picture of Bobby was formed into this. No, bags in that one. Yeah, there is. And flaming, no, not like the one they gave me.

No, it's right there. They got the regular ones. Not the, not, yeah. Bags. A little bit, not too crazy. Well, you wear your, you know what? Where's that? You saw the bags?

Have them wearing tinted glasses. Vampire Hunter wearing tinted glasses. Yeah. Give him a cross made of swords or staffs or something. I would just take a cross made of like ivory or some, like a real cross with some type of cross bow or some weapon. Two things. Listen. Cross and a crossbow.

Yeah. How about this? I'm giving the finger with a fucking crossbow. How about the crossbow is a cross? Holy shit. Wow. Well, your mind, dog. Yeah.

I mean, the evolution of the life I've loved. lived in these photos is nuts. I've gone from me to fat to... I mean, you don't have to be realistic. In one year to go from Bob Dandy, Flamingin' Bob Dandy to fucking vampire elixir hunter? You for sure have a wanted

poster from Skangfest South, too. Yeah, what was that? They put your actual weight on there. To make you feel bad about it. I like Alien Bob is great. I ever tell you. Do you matter? I told the story a long time ago, but do you remember Bobby? I don't know if I've told you

ever the guy there was a guy named cousin Vinnie they called them comic when I started in Philly was one of the white guys that started in the black club but he was like super Italiany over the top I forget his actual name but like I'm so glad they got out of that phase in comedy what

the over Italian E? I love that that over Italian guy just faded out we don't do that anymore yeah is that what you think no it's not what I think I'm pretty sure it's the hottest thing that's serious in every other place oh did I mention that I happen to be Italian

Hey I don't like fat vampire I know they're so fucking egotistical because they think they are where pizza came from

We're from where pizza came from you cock sucker His whole channel We can't even get our own studio That works This must be Well All right

We're probably gonna be moving Studios pretty soon anyway But this becomes Little mozzarella's Roll Motte-Relle radio. He's going to come in, Your sister. Your sister.

How you doing? How you doing? Now see you later. They also gave me a second channel called Lil Mo 101, where it's just me saying, how you doing on a loop? Oh, hey.

Hey, yo. Hey, yo. So, cousin Vinnie lost touch with him a million years before this. I went and did that beef and beer performance for my high school crush, Janessa, for her dance troupe or whatever it was, Christine, right?

Yeah. Well, it's like she teaches kids. Yeah, and somehow she knows, because they're all Italians from Philly, she knew Cousin Vinny, and he's hosting the show. And so bumping into him, first of all, that's one of the worst feelings ever. A guy who's, like, dabbled in it here and there since you saw him last, not really successful in that at all. I'm sure he's successful in life,

whatever crime he does. Yeah. But like in comedy, nothing. So it's like, we're doing all the catching up. He goes, hey, he goes, what do you weigh? What? I went, whatever it was the time I was like,

you know, I'm like, two, 80 or something. I don't know. Like, why? He goes, I do a thing when I, because I also do boxing announcing that when I bring you to the stage, I give like, you know,

I go weighing in it, whatever, fighting you know, the heavyweight champion of comedy I went oh please don't do any of that yeah I go one don't give my dimensions two uh please don't call me the heavyweight thing of comedy he goes no I goes that's how I go it's it's it's weird please don't say my weight that would fucking kill me you please and he just like and I go to I did say 280 because I remember what he does he goes he goes are you guys ready for your headliner now he goes he goes your headliner weighing in at two hundred and ninety pounds he gave me 10 pounds because you

said to it and he looked you up and down he went okay and i think then he called 90 and i think then he called me the super heavyweight champion of comedy 290 is super heavyweight yeah he's being realistic what a frightening thing to say why did you do that i was just standing backstage waiting one i'm like why is he doing that to me i asked him specifically why he do that what you're doing that you you're doing that you're done that why would you do it i'm in providence this weekend where you at this weekend. I'm doing a gig in Jersey Friday night.

I got a private. I don't even know if it's private. Remember Sandy Marks? Yeah. He called me up. He's like, I got a gig in Morristown, Jersey. Friday night, so I'm going to... I was like, yeah, I'll go see him.

Fuck you. Hell yeah. You don't know what the show is, though, to promote it? I'll get it during the break. But go to punchup. Live. That's it. Punch up Live.

Bobby's all over the place. Make sure you check him out, Cleveland. Stanford, Connecticut. New Orleans, Mobile, Alabama, Long Island, so much more. And we'll be right back. Oh, Jay, you're going to be somewhere you're going to be? I said I've been Providence this weekend. Providence, the Comedy Connection.

Yeah. Love that club. And then I'm at Netflix, Netflix's a joke fest. Look for me there. A lot of story wars is there. Buy tickets for them. We'll be right back.