The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - White Friends at NASCAR

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

Black Lou goes to a NASCAR race for the first time and dresses up like Uncle Sam so the locals think he is friendly and belongs there. | Bob tries to dance to 90's R&B but his hand snapping looks a lot like old-timey Doo Wop dancing. | A new form of Ozempic is on the market that produces better results and is easier to take. Jay thinks that Bobby picked the wrong time in his life to get the lap band surgery because of these new advances in medical science. | Jay watches the Netflix documentary "Amy Bradley Is Missing" which is the investigation of the 1998 disappearance of a 23-year-old woman from a Caribbean cruise and her family's tireless search for answers. Jay has many problems with the search that he feels is anything but "tireless." *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. So for real. So funny to see Lou singing word for word. Come on. You're dancing, doing a little tushy dance. Jacob is staring like he's a statue. It wants nothing to do with this. Jacob was never moved by 90s R&B, I feel like.

Yeah. You don't like it, Jacob? Did nothing for me. I like it. I just wasn't exposed to. to it. Why? That I listened to it, I like...

Your Jewish health wouldn't allow black music. It was all British. British rock bands. Well, like the Bay City Rollers? Bay City Rollers. You don't remember them? Yeah, of course I remember. That was 70s.

What was their hit song? Saturday night. That's right. You goddamn right. I was listening to Blur and that type of thing. You didn't break out into your own. Baby Jay had a Bay City Rollers haircut back in the day. Oh, hell yeah.

That bowl? I had bow You know what's funny about these songs I was writing in the mic These songs are good to have sex to To him knows Really This is a song I would use to

Make a girl It would be before fucking By like Singing and dancing along with it Like funny But she would go Oh White boy got rhythm

Mm-hmm And then I bust her shit open Then you're gonna push you and say I'm done You can go home You can go All right Have a good day

I'm gonna leave now Have a good day How'd I do But how about these In 90s There was a lot of R&B And hip hop I guess But the R&B

Love songs from children Singing them are so hilarious Yeah They don't know anything about anything yet Yeah Like You know these songs about You're be my girl forever

You're 15 Yeah, they just But they went for it Somebody wrote it for them And they had to sing it Well, what was the other Another bad creation? Are we standing up now?

We don't have to I like standing Let's stand We can You've been standing Candy-coating I want to stand too I feel like I can

I feel like I can do it What do you think, Christine? Your panaceitis Well the good thing about R&B dancing is you can move your foot You could put all your weight on one foot and then move it to the other one. You put it on one.

You know what I mean? Something about your snap, though, is like... What? Off? It's like from the... No, it's like, it's like older. You're doing like an older thing. It's not...

It's because it's my knuckles cracking at the same time. You're doing do-up snaps. Yeah. From the... In front of the... You want to do, like, black snaps. What's a black snap? Ooh.

Am I doing it right, Lou? Yeah. What's a black snap? Right here, I'm doing it. That's racist. Overhand. He's doing overhand snaps. This is doo-op snap?

You're doing underhand snap? You're doing like a, you're fucking, wearing a Fonzie jacket outside of a fucking mall shop. For the longest time. For the longest. Hey, who, hey, scuba, scuba, scuba, do. Woo. Scoob do, ba.

Scooby-doo-da-doo. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Look at your son. So white, dude. That's great. You said, I'd buy to me so nice. Woo.

Bobby, you've got to reunite the corner shop, boys. Ah. I do. We're tired by you. I have a gap in for the longest time. But this is not a dance of seduction at all. All right. So black is like this.

Okay, what you're doing right now That's what you're doing What this? What this? I'm putting my hands up And then I do this Put the music on, man I look stupid without the music

Come on, Lou What song though? What's supposed to want? You want to go about the candy rain? Yeah, put whatever Whatever song this goes with Let's see This is all going to go out on socials

I mean it could be like Like maybe in sync That already looks better What? I think that looks better It's the overhand that he's doing right the move the movement isn't off now you're doing the face is uncomfortable my face is into it dude okay all right look at my face

I like you're getting the shoulders involved okay yeah that's okay well it looks like you're throwing something new in there and you're not sure of it I'm not it just happened it just happened yeah you got it Mm. Guys, I think we need to take this to the club. Oh, yeah? A little fun snap off? Oh.

Damn. No, no, no. Your instincts are taking you back to do-off, dude. Hang on. Back up. Yeah. Now... Hang on.

Yep. The ass push-out I like, too. Yeah. You got it. But you're gonna have to fight your instinct. But you're going to have to fight your instincts. I'll tell you what, though. Your instincts want to twist those hands over and start giving, like, a fucking...

It's making me out of breath. I'm fighting it. Really? Black snapping. Because I want to go back down. I think it's the holding the arms up. This feels so much better. And it's like your lip?

No, Bobby. What, Mama? You know what you did. How about this? You know what you just did. I want to be, boo, boo, you two do. Five hours is that Billy Joel documentary, I believe, is coming out. That's fucking insane.

Is that possibly true? Two parts, five hours of Billy Joel documentary? What are they going to get to? Fine, he looks good again, too. He's going to describe everything that we didn't start the fire. Okay. Guys, they're coming out with a new Mujerno. They're coming out with a new one?

You know how on all the stuff you take now? You have to have protein. You've got to work out and all that stuff because you'll just lose muscle. There's a new one coming out that it doesn't take your muscle away. You'll lose the weight. keep your muscle and you don't have to eat all this freaking protein and stuff like that what's it I mean it's called I don't know fucking magic juice okay but it's coming out it's like a next

generation of ozempic monjourno they're they're just figuring and they're coming out with one that's a pill that you take once a month Bobby what you've already changed your body forever yeah it's bums you out that this technology's coming out I mean it was maybe yeah the worst time thing ever my surgery just on how fast it was coming up on the on how good this was going to get well my surgery was good for me because it it was I'm such an addict I needed to have a a jail cell for my stomach you know what I mean this is though I don't know I think the dramatic whole surgery thing all that stuff I went through was was enough for me to go fucking never go back there again i always remember it i think if there

was a pill that's bullshit i wish it was a i wish i knew about it yeah yeah yeah you would not have taken a shot or a pill instead well they actually they offered me do the surfing will burn calories though they offered me oh zempic five years ago i said no let me have one more shot at losing weight. I did and I got fatter, so that's why I got the surgery. So this stuff is happening so fast that it's going to be crazy. It's infuriating. It's not infuriating because all these companies in the Bisco, they're losing money because

people aren't buying this food anymore. People aren't stuffing their fat face with their bullshit, which is great. people are not going to be fat in the future people are going to look how great look how great we all look me and jay were fucking fatsoes a couple years ago no you're not not at all you look fantastic

dude 100% fatso no you're not stop trying to get goddamn compliments I'm not I see the way Jacob looks at me no I see the way Jacob looks with me you look great wow you cracked your voice on that but you see how you just crack your voice on that yeah you look great

no listen no that's my voice Yeah, but I mean You say you look great as a friend But you don't think I'm sexy No, Jacob does have a voice That his balls just dropped Shutt-na-na-na-na-na-na-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-na-ha-ha Yeah, a dozen of new obesity drugs are

I hate that they word obesity though That's the N-word for fat people, I hate it No Obesity is such a shit word Obesida I hate when doctors called me obese A couple times when I went in They're like, you know you're obese

It's like, all right, dude, you choose another word Look at the picture that they drew. Like somebody did an art piece of fat people. Yeah. Fighting over these pills. So it's a super racist picture of black, his Hispanic. There's no white people in this photo, by the way. There's one fat white bitch.

Where? Picture the... Right in the beginning, she's wrestling with the black lady for the remaining pills. All the pills. On the left side? It reminds me of the right side. Right side's a white woman, I believe. Or that's a white man, actually, with a mustache.

Is that a white man with a mustache? Or is that a Mexican lady with a beard? And then it's a lot of black people just pretty much holding needles and pills and all kinds of drugs. And they are built bad. It kind of reminds me of the Good Times painting. It really does. A modern version of that. Or the picture, it's the picture that the Huxdibles paid $10,000 for at auction.

Wow. Rest and peace, Malcolm Jamal Warner. He's dead. How do he die? Bill Cosby killed him. Why did he kill him? I don't know. It is weird, right?

Did he know something that we don't know? I heard he was hunting way in the woods for like four days. really that's what I heard he drowned drowned on vacation where that's not what I heard but I also didn't know the story and I made it up myself so that's not what I heard oh he was getting a sex change he was in Costa Rica he had a sex change right and he drowned how he was being baptized as a woman for the first time and they held them under because they don't they don't believe in that down there it was all a trick it was a big ruse to drown Theo huxtable they drowned trans people in Costa Reef.

How do he drowned? That's the only thing I heard that he drowned, not specifically how. I heard his heart stopped from date rape drugs. How do you drown in 2025 as an adult?

Well, you know, he had a complicated childhood. What does that have to do with drowning? He didn't learn how to swim. He was over there pretending that his TV father wasn't fucking unconscious women.

What was he at drowning? Oh, man, he drowned on a family trip what a bummer I know your kids got to watch your drowns dad you should learn how to swim also you're going to cancel all the fun stuff you're going to do for the rest of the week for sure you do hope it was the end of the trip

hey uh can you hi zip line company we have to cancel hey my kids are in terrible grief would you mind knocking three days off this this payout please yeah I know you just have to pay for all your shit where was it it's Costa Rica right right we were supposed to go to Costa Rica Do you get sex changes?

No, not this year. We're going to go to Brazil for that next year, me and Don. We're actually going to switch sexes, see if that, you know, spices up. I think you switch the sexes in Costa Rica. Then you get all the hair taken off in Brazil. Oh, that's cool. All right. I thought she got a deal in Brazil.

She was going to go guy. I was going to go girl, and then we're going to see if that's spiced up the relationship at all. Can I tell you something? It will. It 1,000% will spice up your relationship. if you guys both go trans the other direction and stay together as a heterosexual couple. I wonder if there's a couple that ever did that.

And I'm going to tell you this, and I mean this. If you're willing to do this, I would promise you, this doesn't affect Max. It doesn't affect Max at all. He takes it in his stride. Really? Yeah. So when I'm cooking his food and staying home

and Don's out working? It's absolutely fine. Don's going to have to come in here and be with you. I hope Dawn becomes a biker and starts fistfighting people. She's close. She's close. She's close. She's wearing baseball hats now all the time.

You're holding her back. You're holding her back and cleaning house at a fucking bar. We went for a walk the other day. She looked like my security guard. She looked like she worked in the meat packing district back in the fucking 90s. Dawn can drink, right? She drinks. She doesn't drink, but she can do drugs, too.

I'm saying, but she doesn't drink, but she will drink. Once and a while. She'll have a drink. Once and a while wine. We really are wrong. We really should. You've got to take Christine and send Dawn my way. I'm sorry, what?

You've got to take Christine and send Dawn my way. I don't know if Christine would be into me right now. She doesn't drink. She's a little mad at me because of that whole... Yeah. Christine doesn't drink. Oh, Bobby, here's the thing. Suck on the dick thing.

She'll suck your dick and not make you do anything. Bobby, you don't hear the good news? Oh, fucking fantastic. Back in the day, Christine? Damn, Christine, he wouldn't just take just a blow job from you now. It would have to be back in the day, Christine. Yikes. No, I would definitely, I would let you blow.

I don't want to say this. I would say that. Wow, it's pretty fucked up. You wouldn't let Christine just blow you now. I would let Christine blow me 100% right now. That's not nice to say it worked. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

Christine, I'm sorry. Jacob, help me. No. He'll play this game all day. I would love. This would be... Damned if you do, damned if you don't. This would be the Christine that I'd love to do that.

Because she sucked so many cocks. She's probably good at it. I want to get out of this. I want to get out of this. Because Christine's... This practice makes perfect. Because Christine's endless train of penises that have ran through her mouth are... Weird new mouth?

Different shapes and sizes and colors? Yeah. I was going to say no, but yeah. Yeah. Different shapes and sizes and colors. What if it is weird. Like, I like a certain vagina to go down on, and do girls like a certain penis to blow?

I mean, I've sucked way more black dick than Nazi dick. There's your answer. Okay, well, there you go. Girls like black dicks and Nazi dicks, and everything in the gray area sucks. I wonder if girls like a certain penis, like this size, this size. this thing, this shape.

You know what I mean? Like there's certain vaginas I've been with her. I'm like, whoa. And then there's some I'm like, this is perfect for me. Is, I feel like the weird thing would be feeling. Like, is it the weirder to feel a smaller dick in your mouth than your pussy? That's where I think it would feel weirder. Where in your mouth?

When you realize it's like, all of it's in your mouth and they're just like, there's so much more like, yeah. You're like, oh, it's not going to grow anymore. Yeah, like your teeth And it's not me. Like your teeth are hitting your teeth are hitting fucking base and ball bag and there's nothing choking you whatsoever.

Did you start laughing? You're like, I got the whole thing in and I can still form a sentence. That's got to be weird than getting fucked by a small dick. I assume every girl's had smaller things in their pussy before, be it a finger or whatever. So that wouldn't feel

as strange, I guess, as just when you think you're putting a dick in your mouth, I would assume you'd think it would fill your mouth to some degree. I have a little weight. Now, that was very specific. Christine, am I right about any of that? No, I think that a... You love small dicks in your mouth.

Fuck you. You like a small dick? No. You like a big one. I like an average one. What's an average? I don't know. Somewhere like five to seven.

Five to seven, that's a good, that's a good right there. You also enjoy a big one. Yeah, I do more than a small. What? You don't know if a dick's too smaller, maybe they're just too drunk. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one thing about vaginas.

It doesn't have to be, you know, you don't see something happen to it. Well, wet. What? Well, you can get a wet, you can get a wet, but it doesn't change form. Pops off a little bit.

Like a penis is this little mushroom, and then it becomes this solid, thing. If you work a pussy right, it gets a little fucking puffed up and stuff. But there's no dramatic change to a vagina as opposed to, I'm comparing it to a penis.

Well, not for a guy who's just getting his dick suck constantly and not doing it back to it. That's the way I rock, man. It is the way you rock. Dude, check this out. Black Lou, I mean, this is wild. Went to

you went to NASCAR this weekend. Hell yeah, Dover, baby. Who did you... Are you into NASCAR? I thought Jacob was the NASCAR. Did he get you into it? He kind of opened the door for me, but I had a couple friends who are obsessed with NASCAR.

So I decided to hang. White friends? Of course. Okay. Do you have a lot of white friends out where you live? Yes, sir. A lot. Right.

So you hang out with mainly white dudes? Absolutely. Okay. 100%. I love that you say that very white. Absolutely, sir. Yes, sir. When you go there,

Did you buy your tickets? No, we got him free. You did? Yeah. From who? White friends. A buddy of mine, yeah. White friends, yes.

White friends get you free tickets. He runs like that. That guy already fucking worth his weight already. That white guy came through big with the tickets. Come on, dude. White friends. God damn. What a commercial for White Friends.

So he invited you or did you ask to go? No, no, no. He invited me. And you were like, I mean, what a nice guy. White Friends, everybody. Give it up one more time for White Friends. Reaching out. seeing if you want to do something and not we need money we need everybody to kick in for this i got

a ticket for it white friends man white friends now did he did he pick you did you have to drive yourself or did he drive he drove my friend wow hey hey both ways what of course six plus hours of driving there wow and allowed you at that point also like i got drive so have some drinks get let me ask a question did a wife pack snacks for the drive no i packed snacks oh you did yeah yeah black friends Black friend. Black friends. Not friends, friend.

The white guys were like, we'll just stop somewhere on the road. And Lou goes, I'll bring sandwiches. Did you bring sandwiches? Pretty damn close. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. I did bacon-wrapped hot dogs. Ooh.

I did. Black friends. Black friends. Black friends. Pork roll leg and cheese on everything bagel. What is it? Pork roll leg and cheese on everything bagel. Black friends.

Fresh. Pineapple soda. No. Did the white friends bring anything? baked like baked lays or baked chips all of them okay white friends making sure do they want to make sure your sodium doesn't go up yeah you want to go crazy you know absolutely white friends dude so you get there and we're like I've never been I've always wanted to go to one but you get there what happens like you just go in

like a like a concert someone threw him the keys and said bowed around they pulled around front can I just say also he was so afraid of being like a I was a fear you were going to be the only black person there that... Terrified. That he put on a whole outfit to let everyone know. I'm sorry, what? He put on it like, he dressed up for... Why he dressed like fucking booty collins?

Look at his house. What the fuck? I had my bonfire cowboy hat. We got in Austin together, right? Yep. American flag shirt. Everybody loves America, at least going there. I love America.

I love this outfit. And then there's another picture of me with. American flag socks. I had the stripes on the left side. I had the stars on the right side. Oh my God. What did you do? A podcast? Men at work? Yeah. Who's that? I was walking by talking to the producer of the podcast and these guys asked me to come on. Really? Because you were the only black guy there? Pretty much with a cowboy hat. This one right there. Get him. He loves America. He loves America. They're like, what happened? He goes, I was actually dragged here on the back of one of these cars.

Oh, geez. Here's what I didn't tell him. There are, I mean, there are a place. Plenty of black NASCAR fans. Everyone likes going fast cars. I'd back up on the plenty, but go ahead. No, no, at the track there is. Really? Plenty?

Plenty? First of all, Jacob, that implies that that's plenty. Well, that's not the way I've been. There are on one today. There are quite a few. I don't know what the ratio are. It's plenty. Don't worry you.

There's plenty. There's enough. We're all good. We're all good over here at NASCAR, dude. We got plenty already. A is enough. Yes, go ahead. Well, Lou, you take it from there.

Yeah, my buddies were telling me that in the Poconos and in Bristol, there's not many black people that show up, maybe like one or two. So that's kind of what I was expecting. But I got to say, man, my people showed up. There was at least 40 or 50 black people that I was not working. How many people at the whole? whole thing. Probably like 80,000. Wow, okay. That's plenty. That's actually plenty. That's plenty. That's plenty. That's plenty. When Loua came in, someone looked back, goes, hang on

a second, sir. How many we got? Eight. He goes, eight. He goes, eight. He's good. We can have nine. Nine is good. Ten, great. Eleven, it's got to cut it off. But if I'm being honest, seven's plenty. We cap out at nine, but seven's plenty. So, I heard it's fucking exhilarating. Did you get to stand in the middle?

No, did not get to go to the middle, but I had great seats. Yeah? And it was fun. Never, like, lost excitement at all. I mean, a little bit excitement. You have your cautions that come out. You know, it's super, super loud. Now, what, because I get confused, what kind of cars are these? Is it like

days of thunder? Yep cars? And the whole thing is they go around a track. Correct. Okay. Yeah. For 400 laps. How many hours is that?

Jacob, you'd know better than I would. Four, right? Three or four. Yeah. How long were you there? It varies generally around three. For a track like that. So three hours you watch cars go around the track.

In the heat. In the heat. Blazing hot heat. But there's a cover, right? There's no cover. There's no cover. There's no cover. Wow.

It's a race track. Is there a racial track? It's a racial track. So I want to go with them. But what do you do? You just sit there. Do you get up and walk around? Yeah, you can do that.

They had a great app where you could listen to the pit crew talking to the driver and in return as well, which really helped throughout the day. They must have had to change that over years. Any past their prime bitties pulling tits out and stuff? No, not that I saw. There was a wildly, so with NASCAR, you can. can bring your own drinks and food into the stadium. Really? So people were, yeah, right?

People were fucking hammered. Yo, take that info back to the black community, dude. It's going to be a pack of the ass car. What? It's definitely going to be plenty then. Plenty. Everyone's bringing their own sandwiches? We got Wawa.

But yeah, there was a wild, wild drunk lady next to me with her family, like her kids. She's just chain smoking cigarettes. The weed pen, just chain smoking that. and she looks over at me and she goes I like your socks I'm like oh cool you know thanks man God bless America yeah hell yeah

and she's like yeah I got panties like that and she pulls her shorts up far enough so that I could see her panties wasn't those panties no they were just pink silk panties she was just hammered showing me her panties Was she a gross lady?

Oh yeah gross gross gross gross yeah I'd say maybe 55 white but with those, like, Florida tans where, like, she's been in the sun. You just described my wife. Listen, the thing is, did you, were the kids right next door?

Yeah, but we're talking like teenagers. Oh, okay. So they know their mom's a fucking panty pig. Just a hoe. Stretching gash. What did she? She showed you, like, between the legs, the panties? She pulled up on the left-hand side

and you could see, like, the silk pink running down the middle. Fat? No, not fat. Did you let her know that she's not wearing those panties? I did not. I just like, all right, huh. Oh, really? She goes, what if she was going?

She goes, I have those panties. Sometimes I wear them right here on my pussy. Not, I don't have them on today, but just you know where I wear them is on my pussy. I like your cocks. I like your cock. But overall, it was, it was a great day. Yeah? Yeah, only one, one African-American gentleman had an issue with me.

What? But other than that, everyone was very nice. Out of the eight? Somebody had a problem with you? He's like, brother, you got to check in. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, I was walking by

With my cool outfit on You gotta get the app, brother And check in We gotta You gotta get What's that black app That was his name has The 50 of them were there

We're going like They go Who is new guy Who is he accredited? Why is he hanging? I was that old white woman Yo, Darlene Showed her panties to him

Why do you Darlene Such a white lady Red nickname It's not like colin Leave it alone Ding ding ding ding ding ding what why did he have a problem with you i think of it was definitely

because of my outfit but i walked past him like i said cowboy hat on american flag shirt and socks and he looks at his i see him look at his wife look at me and just go man look at this shit was she black yeah she was black as hell yeah the wife is black too oh damn you should have gone like full white racist at them i wanted to but then i didn't He goes, oh, if it is in a couple. I just confused the shit of them. And they go, what the fuck? I don't want to be like two black guys arguing in the middle of the sea of white people.

But I want to be like, yo, I can't be fucking American, bro. Yeah, especially one dressed like an American flag. Thank you. That would have been fantastic. I can't be American these names. One of them hillbillies is like, winter gets to sleep in the house. Two Philadelphia Eagles gave the command of fire engines. Oh, really?

Yes. Oh, which ones? No one. Did anyone get the shit about? Yeah. Says you, though. I don't know. You find it to be substantial.

So the guy, did you say anything to the guy? Just walk by. Just straight up let him walk away. But I did want to do that. Like, oh, I can't be American? So you did the, you actually did the more white guy thing. You just took it. And you turn around, your white friends went,

Welcome to White Hood. Yeah. Gee, well, because that guy's heated, huh? And I'm proud to be an American. It was a blast, though. You stayed for the whole race? Stayed, well, that's the part that sucks about NASCAR. We were there from lap zero to lap because it went up to 400, so it was like lap 384 or something like that.

And then the rain came and shut it down. What happened? Wait a minute. I don't understand that. So they shut the race down and you have to wait? Yeah. You can either wait or, yeah, go. So they'll wait.

and then they'll do a they'll finish it in front of nobody basically you were praying the god that your friends wanted to leave you were praying that you're praying they didn't want to stay no matter what he goes dude they'll start back up eventually we're staying it's hours the hours typically because the track has to dry too right the rain has to stop so you're sitting waiting for the rain and then they have to then they have to dry the track what do they drive the track they have hair dryers it used to be way longer now they have these machines that they have like at every track now they have track dryers that drive it relatively quickly but if it's a super

speedway they're trying they have to drive a dry a two and a half mile track so it's like a little city so the smaller the track the quicker they can dry it what a shit thing that one took it like i think two hours so you didn't get to see the ending i did not did you pick a driver that you wanted or do you not give a fuck to be honest i didn't really give a fuck but uh betting wise I put all my money on Lugano for Jacob's sake. He was there. Lugano was racing. Nice.

Did not win? Ford's didn't, don't do well at Dover. He didn't. I forget what he ended. He finished. I'm sorry, what did you just say? The Ford cars don't do well at Dover. At Dover.

That's a whole world. I don't know about, I don't even know what the fuck that means. Manufacturers, there's only three. I have a Ford. Damn. Yo, he was first trying to chump you and be like, Ford's a car company. Jacob, unlike you, I own a Ford. Yeah, I don't need one because I live in Astoria.

That's right. Bobby had with the rats. Bobby had one to a fucking old dyke smashed into his fucking... Can I tell you what a... She was young. Honestly one. Some young dyke just banged into his car. That's true.

She had Ryan Hamilton hair. She fucking bugged me. Oh, she bugged me. I was like, guy, girl, he them it, what? She looked like I watched a thing on Netflix that Amy Bradley is missing. It's apparently some famous story you are. I watched it. I watched it.

But Netflix, fuck Netflix a little bit on these things, too. How do it make the documentary when the story's finished? Right. You make you do three episodes of something that there's no, and they go, so she either jumped off a cruise ship, was thrown from a cruise ship, or more likely was stolen into sex servitude in Venezuela. All right, well, thanks for watching. No.

Yeah, it's crazy. I learned nothing. You're no close. That's a weird thing. thing to do. I think it's a strange, strange action to take. That's a shitty thing. And Amy Bradley looks like what you're describing hit your car, so maybe you saw her. But

it's so, for sure, my guess this girl is in sex slavery. They found a picture of her that looks just like her with long hair. She wasn't very, very cute. Yeah, there she is with the sexy picture. Can I just stop you right now? Yeah. That picture looks exactly like the girl

who hit my car. Amy Bradley. A hundred percent. Exactly like that. She's alive. Let her family now. She was with a black eye named yellow. No, there was no black guy, yellow. Yeah, a black bass player named Yellow. That, I'm serious, man. That looks exactly like the woman that hit my car. But they did a whole, like, crazy, the only thing neat in the whole documentary was this moment right here where they found this picture.

And they have technology and pictures now that can tell you distance to ears and chin and everything that makes sure. And they're like, yeah, they're like, that could definitely, definitely be her. And then they just, and then the family just goes, so we hope wherever she's. is out there. Hopefully she gets home at some point. Be great. Try harder, motherfuckers. Can I ask a question? She's on a cruise ship and she got, how did

she get stolen from a cruise ship? I think a guy takes her up to a thing. A thing? He took her up to the disco after hours. The Halepa? And then honestly probably knocks her out and puts her in a fucking crate of some sort. And then someone takes her off the next day, they get off

at a port and carousal. And then she was taken off the boat probably then. and gone. But the way they let you go a thousand different directions and the family, they never go up their search, but they gave up their search, actually.

That's a pretty funny thing, too. They go, we're never going to stop looking for you. You guys stopped a long time ago. In fact, you left the vacation you were on and flew home. They were saying, like, we were all crying on the plane going, like, we feel like we're leaving her behind. We're leaving us.

You're 100% leaving her behind. Yeah, Natalie Holloway's, mom moved to Aruba right yeah their marriage fucking ended lost everything until they found out that she was dead and she was spotted twice years later that was the best is a guy had to come forward and he waited he had this information for a long time

pretty shortly after she would have just gotten there he was like I was on leave we were on a you know fleet navies like we were uh got off the boat and I went a couple miles purposely like into town Venezuela yeah he goes couple miles in to go to a way described by the way i'm an idiot i couldn't tell what the hell he was talking about he was going to a bar that i shouldn't have been going into and he means a brothel he called it an illegal bar with a hotel upstairs because there was a hotel upstairs i know but i was like and he goes

but you know i was on active duty so i never been able to tell the story but uh you know he was like i went into a brothel and the two girls sat down and one of the girls walked away she leaned in and was like i'm i'm am i'm amy bradley like said who she was like if you tell my family and stuff like that that uh whatever that i'm here and then he was he just left and didn't he says he was just like he had to finish being in the he's like i had to do what was like seven more years like i had seven more years in so i finished my seven years and then i'm not getting involved yeah he's like i'm not getting involved in that and he's like i would have been in trouble for being at that place yeah he would have been discharged i mean he has a point he does he's like i would have been discharged i

would have lost my pension you could do an anonymous tip to law like somebody she was in it at that point, right? I don't know. Here's a thing. You see this picture right here and she's just like, she's definitely like, this is her life now. She's, she adapted to life for sure. Yeah, she's, clearly.

Could you, but when you're there, so, so basically, they have these women, they don't let them go. They say that they're going to, like, kill their whole family back home. They're like, we have your family's information. And we're going to, like, murder your family. Kill them all. Yeah, we'll kill your family if you escape because, all right, I'm going to try. I'm going to try.

And, you know what? If I escape, I can get word to my family. They should be careful. Yeah. Max and Dawn, relax. They're going to get killed. Yeah. And you know, it sucks is that the family, all they have of pictures of her since is the one that you can see are nips. Is the horror picture complete?

It's what it's from. It's from like a porn, not porn, a hooker, a hooker ads, yeah. Can you go down, could mean you go to Venezuela and find her? And find her. Yeah. And bring her home. yeah we could definitely uh where was left barbadoes actually right right and she's 52 now so she's the oldest fucking hooker so she's done she's she's out i don't want to save her now

now we're done yeah yeah yeah that's kind of a pain in the ass right yeah yeah she's you find out first it me and you both split her we went we eiffel towered her before we saved her well we didn't want to know we were making a plan we had to get her alone so we could tell her the plan okay nice I couldn't find those and I looked Christine you did a good job today wow good job Christine although I haven't seen her tit yet that's not a good tit huh God it's a captivity tit let me if you're gonna a lot a captivity tit no but if you're gonna if you're gonna steal a fuck slave yeah you know you should be hot yeah but they lose some in the No, but this is down the road.

This is down the road a bit. She was put in a box and, you know, shipped like fucking bananas. Yeah, also you couldn't. You know what I mean? Also, you really can't see the titty's and her cruise outfit she was wearing. What do they do when you age out? If you're kidnapped, prostitute. No.

I guess. No, you just go clean somebody's house. Yeah. I'll go work somewhere else. You officially become a Venezuelan. Yeah, why would they kill you? You can do other things. Well, so you don't tell them where their stuff is and shit.

But at that point, they're just like, it is almost the idea. You have them do this for so many years. Eventually, they either get killed or it's just like, they're like, this is life. I would embrace it. Listen, just because Bobby, I have to say this out loud, because Bobby feels the guilt for all those girls that he gave tank tops to in Brazil, had to go back to some kind of stage crate that they were put into. First of all, you showed them in their life.

I gave them tank tops, deodorant toothbrush. and floss are you got a whole package with me and one two dollar bill and underwear give them panties a two dollar bill because they love them they go nuts they love a hot two dollar bill

where did they tell us somewhere they love two dollar bills and we pulled them out and no one gave a fuck that was me you I'm right here and no one care but where was a cue he's like where do we hear that right here yeah that's what it was

nobody said that to us no that was stupid Ari Ari was like make sure make sure you bring two dollar bills. They lose their minds over $2 bills. It's really good to tip with $2 bills. I went down there, I'd put a $2 bill. They'd be like, they just grab it and leave. Great. Another one of these unspendable dollars.

Yeah, they have no, they could give a shit. You know what they like more than a $2 bill? Five ones. They're like $3 bills. That's true. Then a fucking dump. Yeah, exactly. So if anybody out there has any information on Amy Bradley, me and Bobby are

willing to open up the case. And go down there. And really get our hands in the dirt. I know. Do something resembling anything? Thank you. I will. I promise I will.

Bobby Kelly is going to be at that Empire Comedy Club in Portland, Maine, July 25th, and 26th. Rochester, New York, after that, Tampa, Florida, and E. Mayas, Pennsylvania. For tickets and all of us tour dates, punchup. It's, right, dot live, slash Robert Kelly. And make sure you check out Big J. Ocas, and he's going to be at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Washington, August 1st and the 2nd, the comedy store in Los Angeles, doing story wars with Louis J. August 4th through the 5th. After that, he's going to be in Punchline in Sacramento, August 7th through the 9th for tickets and all the tour dates.

Go see this man, bigj comedy.com. Doop and Bob. We'll see you guys tomorrow on the bonfire. They call them B-Bob. This feels so much more comfortable going up to down. I like it. Well, that's why you're only with white girls. Good night.

Thank you.